February 28, 2017

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/28/19) Good-Bye February Edition
— Open Blogger

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Fat Tuesday evening. Your humble Cob will be giving up caring for Lent. What are you giving up?


Quotes of The Day

Quote I

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. Gilbert K. Chesterton


Quote II

If you set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Margaret Thatcher


Quote III

The minute health care becomes a huge, unwieldy, expensive government bureaucracy it's a permanent feature of life and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Mark Steyn

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When Obama TFG was president, it seemed the GOP House was passing an Obamacare repeal law every other week. Didn't they plan that someday they may have the chance to repeal it? Why the hell didn't they have something to replace it with? The GOPe linguine spine and jelly knees.

Belatedly, congressional Republicans and the new administration are realizing that doing all three simply isn’t possible. Now, they are engaged in a party civil war, unable to decide which promise to break. With the release of the most recent version of the Republican health platform, it is becoming clear that the second plank in the Republican health platform—converting Medicaid into a block grant—may also be in deep trouble.


Obamacare has not saved lives.

Had mortality continued to decline during ACA implementation in 2014 and 2015 at the same rate as during the 2000–13 period, 80,000 fewer Americans would have died in 2015 alone.


Various States had constitution's with democratically elected marriage amendments stating marriage was between a man and a woman. But the Left did not approve of that. And they fought to repeal those amendments. Now that pot is constitutional in some states the Left wants to be left alone. The Left believes in States' Rights.

Hickenlooper told NBC's "Meet the Press" that he opposed recreational marijuana in 2012, when 55 percent of Colorado voters approved a state constitutional amendment allowing personal use of the illegal drug for people over age 21.

"It's in our constitution," Hickenlooper said on Sunday. "I took a solemn oath to support our constitution. So, I am -- and it's interesting, it's the sovereignty -- the states have a sovereignty just like the Indian tribes, just like the federal government does. So, it's an interesting--"

Just be consistent Left.


Estate planning? Would you think of this? These people make their own coffins.

Katie Williams, 76, the white-haired, motherly founder of “the Coffin Club,” a non-profit organization that helps members design and construct their own coffins, recounts the story of Davo – of whom Williams requested that only his first name be used – with tenderness and modest satisfaction. He was, after all, one of the first and youngest members in the history of the club, and his casket is still among one of the collective’s most elaborate creations.


I identify as a 29 year old 6' 185lb hunky male. That doesn't make it true. Rachel Dolezal still identifies as a nut.

Today Dolezal is jobless, and feeding her family with food stamps. A friend helped her pay this month’s rent; next month she expects to be homeless. She has applied for more than 100 jobs, but no one will hire her, not even to stack supermarket shelves. She applied for a position at the university where she used to teach, and says she was interviewed by former colleagues who pretended to have no recollection of having met her. The only work she has been offered is reality TV, and porn. She has changed her name on all her legal documents, but is still recognised wherever she goes. People point at her and laugh.


If Sweden is such an idyllic country, why are there No-Go Zones for ambulances? Amish and Lutherans to blame.


The best and worst states to raise a family.


Pow, Bam To The Moon Alice. Two private citizens are preparing to go to the moon.

Elon Musk’s Space Exploration Technologies Corp. plans to send two private citizens on a trip around the moon late next year as it continues to work with NASA for a planned crewed mission to the International Space Station.

The passengers, who each paid a “significant deposit,” will undergo health and fitness tests and begin initial training later this year, the company said in a blog post Monday. SpaceX didn’t identify the two citizens or say how much they spent to book the trip that will use the Falcon Heavy, a new rocket in development that SpaceX has yet to fly.


The ONT Musical Interlude

1957, Born on this day, Cindy Wilson, singer and founding member with American new wave rock band The B-52's who had the 1990 UK No.2 & US No.3 single 'Love Shack'. via thisdayinmusic.com


The number one song in the country this day in 1970.

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It's a good thing The ONT is not located in Europe. We might be in trouble with the powers that be. Offensive speech to be censored. Yeah, F*ck you.


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Kaktovik, Alaska, and Churchill, Manitoba, are two of the most popular, and most accessible, places to view polar bears. The bears come ashore when the sea ice breaks up and it becomes too difficult for them to hunt seals. (Illustration by Mark Garrison)
The politics of polar bear viewing.
Tourists flock to this coastal Alaskan town to photograph the vulnerable icons—raising hairy ethical questions


To the Morons that live anywhere near the frozen tundra. As winter fades be careful out there on the ice.

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To the Morons who live south of the Ice & Parka line, be careful near open water. h/t fastfreefall

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Does what you watch on TV reveal where you live and your political views? The cultural divide largely falls along urban/rural lines.

Americans have been clustering themselves into cultural bubbles just as they have clustered in political bubbles. Their TV preferences confirm that.

If you had to guess how strongly a place supported Donald J. Trump in the election, would you rather know how popular ‘Duck Dynasty’ is there, or how George W. Bush did there in 2000? It turns out the relationship with the TV show is stronger.


News tips, loose change and parking tokens can be sent here. Or here petmorons at gmail.


Never judge a book by its cover. But body modification artists? Genius Award Winner.


When you're 99 years old, Bucket List coming true is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Act of Contrition.

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Notice: Posted by AceCorp, LLC. Gluten was used in the production of this ONT. Suck it up Buckwheat.

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1 I'm lonely...

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 04:53 PM (JNDQi)

2 Trump spent WAY too long with Ryan.... damn that was an awkward 10 minutes.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 04:56 PM (br2jI)

3 Thanks for another great ONT MisHum!

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 04:56 PM (JNDQi)

4 Donald Trump is, so far, the best president of my lifetime.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 04:56 PM (aaHY9)

5 The Left really thinks America belongs to the world and not Americans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 04:57 PM (SjImc)

6 Hillary Clinton will never give a Presidential speech to Congress!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 28, 2017 04:57 PM (59GQk)

7 @2: "rump spent WAY too long with Ryan.... damn that was an awkward 10 minutes....." Direct response to the media using his nutjub father as a political cudgel against Trump. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 04:57 PM (3Vlkn)

8 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 04:58 PM (IcT7t)

9 I am guessing this went up on a 10 pm timer. Trump still kicking asses. Dems still looking bad.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 04:58 PM (HV1LS)

10 Posted by: Dirty Randy Are you some kind of arsehole??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 04:58 PM (aaHY9)

11 *Points at Rachel Doezel* Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (FqgrG)

12 I'm not the weepy type, but that was, emotional.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (APQfM)

13 Top 10?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (hVdx9)

14 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (KCxzN)

15 Lent? Lent? Who's it been lent to, and when will he give it back?

Posted by: Just The Punchline at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (noWW6)

16 Damn

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (hVdx9)

17 Posted by: Dirty Randy Hey, everyone, looks like someone wants to spend time in the AoS Barrel. Jump on in, donkey.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 04:59 PM (aaHY9)

18 What a fuckin sour puss pelosi is...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (SjImc)

19 Women in White Scorned By Neo-Nazi - NYT Headline Tomorrow

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (APQfM)

20 Hi Linda, I read the content first.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (dkExz)

21 Bravo President Trump. Bra-VO!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (NJYYf)

22 Holy shit it's been over an hour, and it barely feels like 30 mins. That's when you know a speech is good.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (APQfM)

23 INSOMNIAC FOR COB!!



As far as doctors go, well, that's a tricky one.
There are some government controls with respect to funding for residencies, which one could argue leads to an artificial shortage.
However, I don't want just any swinging dick becoming a doctor either.

Posted by: Insomniac
===

You have better insight to a solution than maybe anyone else here.

I look forward to your future posts on Obamacare.


ace should give you COB status and let you post weekly thoughts as this unfolds.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (KgpWR)

24 Kagan and the wise latino are ugly sour pusses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:00 PM (SjImc)

25 He's pointing to Schemer and Pelosi!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 05:01 PM (aaHY9)

26 Just when I think I can't like Trump more... "The time for small thinking is over." Love it.

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at February 28, 2017 05:01 PM (JIzji)

27 Itll be awhile before I get that picture of a grieving Mrs Ryan trying to be brave with tears pouring down her face in front of the whole country out of my head. Quite a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:01 PM (vIjh1)

28 MisHum, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at February 28, 2017 05:01 PM (19RKp)

29 They act like they never saw a car in a pool before.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2017 05:01 PM (qUNWi)

30 USA! USA! USA! USA! PS: Go fuck yourselves Democrats

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (APQfM)

31 I think this is the best speech he ever gave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (SjImc)

32 All I can say is TGHCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (Z56vq)

33 The time for trivial fights is behind us. Suck it snowflakes.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (HV1LS)

34 Goodness!

Posted by: Certs at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (M3DRt)

35 North Carolina Attorney General Josh Stein (D) has been accused of committing serious ethical misconduct in a brief filed before the United States Supreme Court. Lawyers for the North Carolina Legislature have asked the Supreme Court to recognize their defense of election integrity laws such as voter ID laws and ignore Stein's attempt to derail an appeal to preserve the laws. The pleadings to the Supreme Court accuse Attorney General Stein of severe ethical misconduct, misconduct for which many lawyers have been disbarred.

Before Stein won the 2016 election and became North Carolina's attorney general, he was also a fact witness at trial for those attacking North Carolina's election integrity statutes in federal court.

Lawyers are prohibited by ethical rules from acting as both a fact witness and an attorney of record in any case. The proper course for Stein was to recuse himself, not file a motion to dismiss a Supreme Court appeal to preserve voter ID

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (e8kgV)

36 I'm just gonna hang out here for a while until more of you get around to reading #2...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (aaHY9)

37 Done!

Was it under an hour?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (NOIQH)

38 Itll be awhile before I get that picture of a grieving Mrs Ryan trying to be brave with tears pouring down her face in front of the whole country out of my head. Quite a while. ___________________________ Yep.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (FqgrG)

39 Ther fucks on the left are walkoing out? Cock suckers all fo them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (SjImc)

40 Look at the roaches scurry.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (xInes)

41 And the Dems are walking out. Classy as always.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:02 PM (APQfM)

42 And the nuns rush for the exit. Rude!

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (JIzji)

43 OK, really great speech. There were a few items that were not conservative, no way, no how, but, overall I give him 9 out of 10.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (w7KSn)

44 Cavuto just said he 'knocked it outta the park'....and I wouldn't classify Cavuto as a Trump fan.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (Enq6K)

45 Renewal of the American spirit. It's like Trump is a certified Moron. Damn it ace, he read your blog!

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (HV1LS)

46 Undignified sore losing scrunts all of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (SjImc)

47 Even the ABC commentator thought it was a good speech (can't be bothered to find out his name).

Night, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (Zd2ZF)

48 Night , fappers.


To bed , mayhap to dream of Reagan...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (KgpWR)

49 Pelosi looks confused. Posted by: Mimzey Because she and the Democrats just got SHLONGED by President Donald J Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 05:03 PM (aaHY9)

50 Dead on at 1 hour.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (HV1LS)

51 Oops, I mean CBS.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Zd2ZF)

52 Liberals are born sucking lemons.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Tyii7)

53 Trump wants to go to the past!

Posted by: All the White Women at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (Qk4LE)

54 Trump won over Shep. So. Much. Winning.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (HV1LS)

55 That was great! And thank God the idiot Code Pink twats didn't interrupt. Trump looked like a president.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (P8951)

56 I gave up on politics when Boner tried to pull fast one with one week extension & caved before Bibi Netanyahu speech in March 2015. He must be an idiot to think he'd pull it off without us knowing. I put Ryan in same category as Boehner. Hi & have good ONT. I will Be back in a week, I hope.

Posted by: Carol at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (sj3Ax)

57 The Nevertrumper hate wave just crested the flood zone.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:04 PM (KgpWR)

58 Remember last year's SoTU and how the MSM was all "Come, let's get nostalgic over Obama's SOTU" along w/some creepy WH propaganda about it?

Yeah, so glad we're done with that stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

59 Where all the white women at?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (Qk4LE)

60 I never so anything so rude as the left scrutns running, running, out at the end scumbags

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (SjImc)

61 Posted by: All the White Women

Sheriff Bart has been looking for you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (IcT7t)

62 Remember how Trump was going to sell us out on immigration? Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (HV1LS)

63 Thank God. That last post was too fast and furious. Plus I was trying to think and make rational comments and shit. That's exhausting, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)

64 No rented mules were harmed in the making of Trump's speech. Rented Democrats might want to call the Humane Society.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (bi4aa)

65 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR) Kind of a dick move to drag this nonsense into the ONT, IMHO.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:05 PM (s5o+q)

66 I'm actually going to be patriotic this year on July 4. It's been a long time.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:06 PM (APQfM)

67 Well, fuck.

Posted by: Tom Prez at February 28, 2017 05:06 PM (FqgrG)

68 9 I am guessing this went up on a 10 pm timer. Trump still kicking asses. Dems still looking bad. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 09:58 PM (HV1LS) You Morons deserve a prompt ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 05:06 PM (voOPb)

69 Pelosi and the White Pussy Posse are out back lighting a fire under their cauldron, trying to come up with a better spell.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:07 PM (Z56vq)

70 Savannah Guthrie saying this is a new trump we haven't seen, quite touching moments talking about the people in the gallery. Oh hush Sav. We saw this trump, America saw this trump, that's why he beat Hillary. Sorry you missed the boat because you were too busy painting a hitler mustache on him.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:07 PM (LiMbk)

71 Listening to Trumps SOTU, sometimes GOD chooses an unlikely vessel.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 05:07 PM (+lv+r)

72 49 state sweep anyone?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:07 PM (HV1LS)

73 A stiff apology is a second insult ... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. Gilbert K. Chesterton Whatever, mincy. Today Dolezal is jobless, and feeding her family with food stamps. A friend helped her pay this month's rent; next month she expects to be homeless. This is the part of the movie where the audience turns out to be the antagonist. Two private citizens are preparing to go to the moon. They both should be forced to change their names to 'Alice.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (4YGWz)

74 Simple theme folks, join a side. Regular American folks, Deplorables welcome (including Deplorable minorities of which their are a lot) Or be a Cunt

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (bQxkN)

75 >>Because she and the Democrats just got SHLONGED by President Donald J Trump.


Yeah - Not sounding like Trump is considering compromise (he knows how to negotiate, go big w/the opening bid).

Does not compute, a Republican who's opening offer is to bend over....

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

76 I really, really hope the GOP congress doesn't fuck things up.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (3Vlkn)

77 Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (SjImc)

78 And now to sexy time with Melania!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (APQfM)

79 I NEED A SMOKE!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (uSlc8)

80 Kind of a dick move to drag this nonsense into the ONT, IMHO. Posted by: filbert
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Hit dog hollers.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (KgpWR)

81 Dolezal has a boring face.  She just needs to be boring.  Dye her hair dark, leave it straight and bobbed, and wear oxfords

Of course, being insane can make it hard to get a job too. I have family members that can talk about that.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (WQX/u)

82 Are you some kind of arsehole?? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 09:58 PM (aaHY9) Wow, that escalated quickly. Just seemed like it went on too long, wasn't disrespecting anyone, I gots beer in me..... Maybe take a fuckin' chill pill?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 05:08 PM (br2jI)

83 70 Savannah Guthrie saying this is a new trump we haven't seen, quite touching moments talking about the people in the gallery. Oh hush Sav. We saw this trump, America saw this trump, that's why he beat Hillary. Sorry you missed the boat because you were too busy painting a hitler mustache on him. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (LiMbk) *************************************** Yep -- only those who weren't paying attention during the primary and GE are surprised by "this" Trump.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (+51lA)

84 We just witnessed something amazing.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 as John Madden at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (aaHY9)

85 I liked Trump's speech but this gif is pretty funny https://imgur.com/gallery/uYOr0G2

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (dkExz)

86 I really, really hope the GOP congress doesn't fuck things up. Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 10:08 PM (3Vlkn) LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (SjImc)

87 Hit dog hollers. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:08 PM (KgpWR) What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (s5o+q)

88 MSNBC's Brian Williams shitting on the speech of course.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:09 PM (APQfM)

89 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:00 PM (KgpWR) Thanks man, that's one hell of a vote of confidence. This is something I'll be paying attention to and may develop some cogent thoughts on the subject. Maybe.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

90 Shep Smith can't stop talking about how great the speech was.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (HV1LS)

91 Rachel Dolezal and Octomom porn.





You're welcome.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (4nvOb)

92 lights out! wtf

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (APQfM)

93 Maybe take a fuckin' chill pill? Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 10:08 PM (br2jI) ----- Maybe log off for a bit.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (vIjh1)

94 Ugh. I regard winter as a blessed three-month vacation from yard work. Don't go, February!

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (sdi6R)

95 MSNBC's Brian Williams shitting on the speech of course. Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 10:09 PM (APQfM) Shitting on the speech or drinking champagne out of his daughers ass?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (SjImc)

96 I gave a better States of the Union speech than that!!!!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (FqgrG)

97 Well since Brian Williams is a notorious liar, he must've loved the speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (aaHY9)

98 Was the speech as dark and divisive as that other one?//

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 05:10 PM (JNDQi)

99 Andrea Mitchell says that Mad Dog told Trump that the raid that killed Owens was a highly successful raid, "which contradicts our own reporting." Aaaaaand that's why you got Trump, miss sourpuss!

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:11 PM (LiMbk)

100 Cavuto read some MSM tweets on Trump's speech....and they were complimentary.  Thud!

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at February 28, 2017 05:11 PM (Enq6K)

101 Dems, keep up the impeachment talk. You too, Kristol. Chumps.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:11 PM (HV1LS)

102 Dems: yo couch Trump: Rick James

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 28, 2017 05:11 PM (Qk4LE)

103 I love my President. This was the best speech I have heard in 30 years.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:11 PM (Z56vq)

104 Rachel Madcow whining about poor illegal criminals being called criminals.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (APQfM)

105 You know what this means, right? It means it's time for Fake Polls!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (aaHY9)

106 I am giving up bowling for Lent. I meant betting on bowling. Since I don't bowl. Or bet on it. And all. Think that is enough?

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (zLDYs)

107
Thanks man, that's one hell of a vote of confidence.


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I try to give the occasional vote of confidence.




In between my 'dick moves'.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (KgpWR)

108 Even Chris Wallace admitted this was the best speech Trump gave, it was the best SOTU speech he's ever heard any president deliver -- struck the right balance between substance and emotion; sticking with his base while reaching out to Dems.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (+51lA)

109 >>Andrea Mitchell says that Mad Dog told Trump that the raid that killed Owens was a highly successful raid, "which contradicts our own reporting."


Oh, were there NBC reporters/photographers embedded in on the raid????

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (NOIQH)

110 i gave up being catholic for Lent one year...

/true story


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (0mVv5)

111 1 I'm lonely... Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 09:53 PM (JNDQi) Me too. You single?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:12 PM (0mRoj)

112 70 Savannah Guthrie saying this is a new trump we haven't seen, quite touching moments talking about the people in the gallery. Oh hush Sav. We saw this trump, America saw this trump, that's why he beat Hillary. Sorry you missed the boat because you were too busy painting a hitler mustache on him. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (LiMbk) ^^THIS.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (sdi6R)

113 That asshole Simon dropped me like a hot rock. You'd think he would throw me a bone now and then.

Posted by: Garfunkel at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (ZO497)

114 oints at Rachel Doezel So it turns out that changing your appearance in order to pretend that you are black makes people not want to hire you. Never saw that coming.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (+lVUW)

115 Trump gives the best State of the Union speech ever - and it wasn't even a State of the Union speech.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (HV1LS)

116 Andrea Mitchell just said that saying he represents America not the world was aggressive and Steve Bannon. Moron.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (Wa0Bi)

117 oops put in i m g where pixy put spaces in my link if you want to see the satire gif of the not a SOTU

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (dkExz)

118 >>>Just be consistent Left. They are consistent with regards to the goal "our side must win". And to do that they pretend to support certain principles when it helps them and ignore them when they does not.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (W8bn5)

119 Oh, were there NBC reporters/photographers embedded in on the raid???? Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 10:12 PM (NOIQH) Well Fredo was with them since he was free, don't ya know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (SjImc)

120 We don't have TV anymore. Please let us know what the rage and tears and general insane mumbling on CNN and MSNBC are like. I could use the entertainment.

Posted by: JTB at February 28, 2017 05:13 PM (V+03K)

121 I'm lonely... Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 09:53 PM (JNDQi) Me too. You single?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (FqgrG)

122 i was fantasizing that President Trump would say "We are reinstating the death penalty for murder of policemen." and AG Sessions is bringing charges of treason against ------------.

Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (8mO0Q)

123 Bill Kristol needs to find a bridge to jump off of. Asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (uSlc8)

124 They act like they never saw a car in a pool before.
Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2017 10:01 PM (qUNWi)


Dude! 

Everyone takes a second look at a Buick Roadmaster!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (WQX/u)

125 I am giving up bowling for Lent. I meant betting on bowling. Since I don't bowl. Or bet on it. And all. Think that is enough? Posted by: Eromero Magic Catholic 8-Ball sez: No.

Posted by: Magic Catholic 8-Ball[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (4YGWz)

126 At class. How did PDT's speech go?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (b19og)

127 In between my 'dick moves'. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:12 PM (KgpWR) Bob Seger song, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)

128 So the democrat bench is so deep they have to pull out a retired old white guy to rebut Trump.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (Wa0Bi)

129 Who the hell is this idiot?

Posted by: #AlwaysBeTrumping at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (lslKa)

130 Everyone on NBC agrees the speech was uplifting.tgey seemed shocked, lol. The dem response is being given in a diner somewhere in flyover USA. Of course it is.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (LiMbk)

131 Steven Crowder has a story up about how ISIS is having to resort to cannibalism so it fighters can eat.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2017 05:14 PM (6n332)

132 Ugh. I regard winter as a blessed three-month vacation from yard work. Don't go, February! Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM ........Word! Although many years it's been met by snow removal duties. Not this year so much! I'll take it! It's been like "Sprinter" the last few weeks. Which for me does suck a little as I embrace winter and all it's suckiness.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (WLc1h)

133 Maybe log off for a bit. Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM (vIjh1) Where the fuck is this shit coming from? Wow, I don't get on the ONT very often, but didn't realize it was filled with reactionary dickwads.... I'll stick with the Morning Art......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (br2jI)

134 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimmers.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (hVdx9)

135 @126

One of the best speeches of the last 30 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (+lv+r)

136 They got the crypt keeper to give the "response".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (FqgrG)

137 Andrea Mitchell just said that saying he represents America not the world was aggressive and Steve Bannon. These people are aggressively stupid. What office do they think Trump holds anyway?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (HV1LS)

138 Dems are desperate with this response.

Posted by: Certs at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (M3DRt)

139 At class. How did PDT's speech go? Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 10:14 PM (b19og) ------ Scale of 1 to 10?? 38

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:15 PM (vIjh1)

140 A year ago just about every thread turned into a Trump thread. I and several others would mention how good Mr Trump did at a rally. And within minutes there'd be complaints of Why You Always Turning Every Thread Into A Trump Thread?? Ev en Ace would get pissed. Because we wanted to share something special, that's why.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (aaHY9)

141 Holy fuck this guy is an idiotic idiot full of idiocy.

Posted by: #AlwaysBeTrumping at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (lslKa)

142 >>At class. How did PDT's speech go?



Knocked out of the park like a boss!

Also, said "we" instead of "I" which was ...wonderful, really.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (NOIQH)

143 Scale of 1 to 10?? 38 Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:15 PM (vIjh1) 45 cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (SjImc)

144 Thanks man, that's one hell of a vote of confidence. Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj) I try to give the occasional vote of confidence. In between my 'dick moves'. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:12 PM (KgpWR) Night moves? https://youtu.be/bgOA24hAe60

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (s5o+q)

145 Bob Seger song, right? Posted by: Insomniac
====
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues

Workin on my dickmoves...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (KgpWR)

146 Dolezal is really a pathetic figure. She's a fraud and a well-deserved laughingstock but jeez.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (0mRoj)

147 Not watching tell when the jerk is off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:16 PM (SjImc)

148 Well done, Mr. President! And woot! ONT!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (lutOX)

149 At class. How did PDT's speech go?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 10:14 PM (b19og)

I'm experiencing...afterglow.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (tHwdc)

150 Democrat response totally off on tone. Trump trolled them.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (HV1LS)

151 Hey Trump won with flyover rural whites. Do we have any of those laying around to give this rebuttal speech?

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (Wa0Bi)

152 Who is this idiot giving the Dum Response? Fmr Gov of KY.

His lips move but all I can hear are sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (8iiMU)

153 Holy shit, this is the best the D-tards have to offer?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (br2jI)

154 If Sweden is such an idyllic country, why are there No-Go Zones for ambulances? Amish and Lutherans to blame. That's a good thing. Let their no go zones become a self correcting problem like Chicago.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (W8bn5)

155 Billionaire cabinet!!!!!! Oh, but Obamacare does need some fixin'!!

Posted by: Crypt Keeper at February 28, 2017 05:17 PM (FqgrG)

156 Listening to Trumps SOTU, sometimes GOD chooses an unlikely vessel. Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (+lv+r) ******************************** Like Saul, the Roman tax collector Like 12 poor fishermen Like a drunk (Noah) Like an abandoned boy raised in the Pharoah's house (Moses) Fact is, most of the time God chooses an unlikely vessel to show us how His power works.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (+51lA)

157 Dolezal is really a pathetic figure. She's a fraud and a well-deserved laughingstock but jeez. Posted by: Insomniac **** Who would probably throw you under a tank if she thought it would gain her money/power. Karma.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (hVdx9)

158 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (uSlc8)

159 This bashear is a putz

Posted by: Mccool at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (qGfmk)

160 I'll be giving up hope for Lent.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (1aDmL)

161 Steven Crowder has a story up about how ISIS is having to resort to cannibalism so it fighters can eat. Five will get you ten the schlong is halal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (LTHVh)

162 Holy shit, this is the best the D-tards have to offer? Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 10:17 PM (br2jI) Their second choice was the anti-semite Ellison.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (SjImc)

163 Strawmen much? Who is this guy?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (u8Ywb)

164 Where the fuck is this shit coming from? ------- Pissing and moaning about a widow. Bye. Cya tomorrow.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (vIjh1)

165 115 Trump gives the best State of the Union speech ever - and it wasn't even a State of the Union speech. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:13 PM (HV1LS) I don't understand that. Why was it not a State of the Union speech? It was the right time of year for it. Is he planning a SOTU speech in the near future?

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (sdi6R)

166 At class. How did PDT's speech go? Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 10:14 PM (b19og) We all need a cigarette.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (Z56vq)

167 153 Holy shit, this is the best the D-tards have to offer? Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 10:17 PM (br2jI) *********************************************** They think the Kentucky accent will cut into Trump's appeal to us hicks and rubes.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:18 PM (+51lA)

168 Heavy Music

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (M3DRt)

169 Damn!

Posted by: Ronaldus Magnus at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (uSlc8)

170 138 Dems are desperate with this response. Posted by: Certs at February 28, 2017 10:15 PM (M3DRt) Beginning their campaign to woo Trump voters with "down-home Joe."

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (TdMsT)

171 Keep fucking that ACA chicken dems.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (Wa0Bi)

172 >>This bashear is a putz


Democrats: "We have made a huge mistake" (just like Gob would say in Arrested Development)

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (NOIQH)

173 I'll be giving up hope for Lent. Posted by: Noah Bawdy **** I'll be giving up Lent for Hope.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (hVdx9)

174 "Responses" to SOTU's always suck. Dem responses suck. Rep responses suck. I'm still strongly in favor of the President delivering a written SOTU report to Congress and doing away with the spectacle.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (s5o+q)

175 Why does it seem like the most insufferable piece of shit demotards come from red states?

Posted by: #AlwaysBeTrumping at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (lslKa)

176 Their second choice was the anti-semite Ellison. Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 10:18 PM (SjImc) Well that might have been a little more entertaining, anyway!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 05:19 PM (br2jI)

177 The woman just lost her husband in raid on islamic barbarians for us. Does she not deserve a few minutes of our undivided heartfelt attention??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (aaHY9)

178 This guy makes me want to get a reverse mortgage and some compression socks

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (Wa0Bi)

179 Dems, it's a bit too late to pretend you give a shit about the flyover people.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (P8951)

180 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:16 PM (KgpWR) Golf clap. Well played.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (s5o+q)

181 Politics is fun again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (uSlc8)

182 Wow! This speech and the first broadcast of a 2017 Nats game (which they won with a walk off home run with two out in the bottom of the ninth). This has been a good day!

Posted by: JTB at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (V+03K)

183 I don't understand that. Why was it not a State of the Union speech? It was the right time of year for it. Is he planning a SOTU speech in the near future? Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 10:18 PM (sdi6R) President Donald Trump is set to give an address to a joint session of Congress on Tuesday -- but it technically won't be his first State of the Union address. Trump isn't shaking up any traditions -- as he is known to do -- but instead following what past presidents have done before him. His speech will be known as an "address to a joint session."

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:20 PM (HV1LS)

184 Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy Workin' on mysteries without any clues Workin on my dickmoves... Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:16 PM (KgpWR) Which is what he was really singing about anyway...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)

185 They think the Kentucky accent will cut into Trump's appeal to us hicks and rubes. Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 10:18 PM (+51lA) They're trying to out-outsider Trump. That dog won't hunt.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (s5o+q)

186 how many points did Trump win Kentucky by?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (P8951)

187 Ellison is openly what Perez is secretly. A rabid America hating racist.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (hVdx9)

188 Politics is fun again. It feels like we have a fighting chance for once.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (aaHY9)

189 Is he gonna try to sell me gold at the end ?

Posted by: Mccool at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (qGfmk)

190 Who the hell is this FORMER governor Beshear giving the dem response?

Posted by: RGallegos at February 28, 2017 05:21 PM (59GQk)

191 "He's eroding our democracy...and that's reckless."

Shut up, fuckhead.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (8iiMU)

192 SUCK IT Nevertrumpers *






*This comment was a dickmove. Any dickmoves perceived within this comment are accurate and the moves were performed by an actual dick. Me. Women who are lactating or pregnant should avoid dick moves and wash their hands throughly if they read them. Operating heavy equipment after dickmoves can be hazardous and may lead to injury, death or least extreme comedy and Youtube videos of further dickmoves.









Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (KgpWR)

193 The dem response says republicans don't think people at the bottom of the economic ladder deserve health care. Did I hear that right? Young SJWs are going to hate that an old white folksy grandpa is giving the rebuttal. Omg I think he just said renigging. Kentucky equivalent of Nucular?

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (LiMbk)

194 Not being Catholic I won't be giving anything up for Lent.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (0mRoj)

195 "Love Shack" is on my playlist. I asked the Horde a few weeks (months?) ago whether the B-52s qualified as a punk band. The consensus was Yes, but one brilliant moron suggested they were New Wave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (EZebt)

196 You can always know a Democrat is being sincere when they are quoting Reagan.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (HV1LS)

197 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimmers. Posted by: Tilikum KAW -------- Yeah, right. Try an Oldsmobile.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (ZO497)

198 Think this guy assumed it would be a more Obama-like speech?
Totally miscalculated response.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)

199 Did that Buick belong to Ted Kennedy, the Swimmer?

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (Z56vq)

200 This jackass has the GALL to say Trump needs to understand that people disagreeing with him doesn't make them his enemies -- uh, it's your side who is calling him Hitler and showing up to town halls to cause chaos in the name of #Resist

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (+51lA)

201 I just bought some Whole Life Annuity Insurance.....AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (br2jI)

202 @186

Trump won 63 - 33

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (+lv+r)

203 I imagine that Bill Wynn is very concerned right now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (uSlc8)

204 Every year I give up alcohol for Lent. I do it just to make sure I'm not actually an alcoholic. It sucks, but I can do it. I miss my glass of chardonnay before bed, or my shot of vodka. I always drink alone (sign of alcoholism!) but it is because Tired Dad's life involves flying an airplane, and there's that "8 hours bottle to throttle" rule, so he basically only drinks once a year on vacation. I did truly enjoy this Fat Tuesday watching my beloved President Trump on TV while I sipped a good glass of wine. Did you see how sometimes the Dems just could not help themselves and actually clapped. And what is with this Steve Beshear prick doing the rebuttal right now? I actually met this guy at a funeral once. He was...a prick. My son was in the bathroom when Steve Bashear was and reported back that Bashear did not wash his hands after handling his own willie. That is why my young son refused to shake his hand when introduced. I started to chide my son for being rude but laughed my ass off when I found out why he wouldn't touch the prick.

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (WHV2E)

205 Jerk is off. Russia!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you Beshear.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:22 PM (FqgrG)

206 Anyone else feel like we're living The Bad News Bears?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (aaHY9)

207 132 Ugh. I regard winter as a blessed three-month vacation from yard work. Don't go, February! Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM ........Word! Although many years it's been met by snow removal duties. Not this year so much! I'll take it! It's been like "Sprinter" the last few weeks. Which for me does suck a little as I embrace winter and all it's suckiness. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:15 PM (WLc1h) I live in Pennsylvania and our winters are pretty mild. Shoveling the driveway once in awhile is nowhere near as bad as mowing the lawn every week. If I lived in Minnesota or Buffalo, NY, where it normally snows all the time in winter, I probably wouldn't like it as much.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (sdi6R)

208 Ooooooh...so now this guy is an "outsider" fixing the "broken system".

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (Wa0Bi)

209 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimmers. Posted by: Tilikum KAW -------------- I was sure they could float...

Posted by: Teddy at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (ZO497)

210 B52s? Not Punk.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (vIjh1)

211 Fvck that guy.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (xInes)

212 Nah, I'm married with 3 kids under 11. Just changed my nic recently to reflect my new optimistic worldview. I just bought a cool "45" hat. Distressed black with a "45" embroidered in gold thread. Subtle. I have to be since I'm deep in enemy territory.

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (JNDQi)

213 Rachel Dolezal and Octomom porn. Rachel would have to make the carpet match the faked drapes. And if she was an actual blonde as a child, some pink parts might look odd next to the fake brown skin. Just sayin'. Inaccuracies bother me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (+lVUW)

214 You Morons deserve a prompt ONT. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ?! Just what is Mis Hum up to...

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (kCDOM)

215 And now, my dick is moving to bed.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:23 PM (KgpWR)

216 *Itll be awhile before I get that picture of a grieving Mrs Ryan trying to be brave with tears pouring down her face in front of the whole country out of my head. Quite a while. Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:01 PM (vIjh1)* Mrs. Ryan deserves all the praise & thanks thid nation has to offrt. Then we support her while she struggles to figure out life, going forward.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (19RKp)

217 I just bought a cool "45" hat *************** I didnt know 45 magnums could be converted into hats.

Posted by: #AlwaysBeTrumping at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (lslKa)

218 I'm giving up Mardi Gras for lent.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (xInes)

219 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimmers. Posted by: Tilikum KAW -------- Yeah, right. Try an Oldsmobile. Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne ***** Ooooooo. Arg. Yet I Lol'd. I am so going to hell.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (hVdx9)

220 Oh PS, thanks for LOVE SHACK!!! That was the song my husband and I danced to at our wedding. Fun wedding!

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (WHV2E)

221 Totally missing the tone. Dems staying on message though, looking like sourpusses who don't want to protect America and Americans.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (HV1LS)

222 I've never thought of B-52's as anything other than New Wave. Punk??

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (qUNWi)

223 I gave up my New Years resolution for Lent.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (Wa0Bi)

224 200 This jackass has the GALL to say Trump needs to understand that people disagreeing with him doesn't make them his enemies -- uh, it's your side who is calling him Hitler and showing up to town halls to cause chaos in the name of #Resist Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 10:22 PM (+51lA) And sucker-punching people, setting fires, starting riots and smashing storefront windows.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

225 Nah, I'm married with 3 kids under 11. ------ Holy Shit! Youre only 11?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:24 PM (vIjh1)

226 Was Pelosi seriously sitting there with HER PURSE up on the bench with her, like an old lady at the bus stop? Broad is losing it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 28, 2017 05:25 PM (Bl4dy)

227 Some idiot Dem, maybe a governor is blathering the response.  It is so pathetic compared to the speech rump just gave I almost feel sorry for him.  But he is a Dem so no.   Let him blather pathetically while we gloat..

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NbRJx)

228 **pours ont and the nightcrawlers a nice, healthy slivo** Our God Emperor Trump keeps crushing it, doesn't he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:25 PM (YMdJa)

229 Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 10:05 PM (IcT7t) The rain in Spain showed up this Sunday & decided to remain !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Pie Critic ... eating another slice, just to be sure ... at February 28, 2017 05:25 PM (AoK0a)

230 The speech. Promises of protectionism and a retreat from leadership on the world stage. Not exactly inspiring stuff.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 05:25 PM (9nplG)

231 PREACH IT TUCKER! SHUT THE FUCK UP JUAN!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (vIjh1)

232 "He's eroding our democracy...and that's reckless." **** And the dems are eroding our democracy and rights. And that's deliberate.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (hVdx9)

233 Weren't we told that "so called" no go zones in Europe was a right wing lie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (IqV8l)

234 112 70 Savannah Guthrie saying this is a new trump we haven't seen, quite touching moments talking about the people in the gallery. Oh hush Sav. We saw this trump, America saw this trump, that's why he beat Hillary. Sorry you missed the boat because you were too busy painting a hitler mustache on him. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (LiMbk) ^^THIS. God love you for putting it so succinctly.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (TdMsT)

235 Where was Ruth Bader Ginsberg tonight?

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (1pWEQ)

236 And now, my dick is moving to bed. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR) Awwww, don't go away mad . . .

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (s5o+q)

237 Daughter who is not my daughter lost her job today.  Anyone in AZ need an aspiring anthropologist with call center skillz?

girlneedsajob at traveltrash dot 33mail dot com

For those that have been paying attention, she's the emotional 2 1/2 year old's mom.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (IcT7t)

238 Haha, chuck Todd actually admitting no one on the current dem bench appeals to the dem voters that trump won over in droves, so they had to pull out an ex Kentucky guv to get the job done. Sad! I'm so happy.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:26 PM (LiMbk)

239 Rachel would have to make the carpet match the faked drapes. And if she was an actual blonde as a child, some pink parts might look odd next to the fake brown skin. Just sayin'. Inaccuracies bother me. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 10:23 PM (+lVUW) I'm having very conflicted arousal response right now...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

240 i was fantasizing that President Trump would say "We are reinstating the death penalty for murder of policemen." and AG Sessions is bringing charges of treason against ------------. Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 10:14 PM (8mO0Q) That would have made it almost perfect!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (UDXti)

241 >>Promises of protectionism and a retreat from leadership on the world stage.
Not exactly inspiring stuff.


You do you, Bill Wynn

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (NOIQH)

242 Promises of protectionism and a retreat from leadership on the world stage. ______________________________ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Although I think that was a sock.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (FqgrG)

243 PREACH IT TUCKER! SHUT THE FUCK UP JUAN! Posted by: fixerupper Tucker should bite Juan. Oh, different Tucker...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (IqV8l)

244 Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 10:23 PM (kCDOM) A good will offering?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 05:27 PM (voOPb)

245 225 Nah, I'm married with 3 kids under 11. ------ Holy Shit! Youre only 11? Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:24 PM (vIjh1) Must be muslim.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

246 Even Chris Wallace admitted this was the best speech Trump gave, it was the best SOTU speech he's ever heard any president deliver -- struck the right balance between substance and emotion; sticking with his base while reaching out to Dems. Posted by: Dancing Queen Gee, maybe they should have looked at why Trump was drawing 20,000 people to a speech that had been announced only 8 hours before, while Hillary could only draw 8,000 to a speech on a university campus, and that had been planned for days.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (+lVUW)

247 Daughter who is not my daughter lost her job today. Anyone in AZ need an aspiring anthropologist with call center skillz? girlneedsajob at traveltrash dot 33mail dot com For those that have been paying attention, she's the emotional 2 1/2 year old's mom. Posted by: Blanco Basura **** Humana is usually hiring.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (hVdx9)

248 Andrea Mitchell looks like the main character from the movie Dark Crystal after years of doing meth.

Posted by: ajmojo at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (Wa0Bi)

249 Bill Wynn didn't like the speech? Well FUCK ME.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (uSlc8)

250 girlneedsajob Hope she finds a good situation soon ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pie Critic ... eating another slice, just to be sure ... at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (AoK0a)

251 Harf sighting on Fox!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (59GQk)

252 "Lent is when I figure out which addictions I msy still have some control over" Whiskey Hmmm. What else can I choose?

Posted by: morons, everywhere at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (19RKp)

253 Eww, it's the first time I've seen Marie Harff on TV.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (FqgrG)

254 The rain in Spain showed up this Sunday & decided to remain !!!!

Neighbor just had solar panels installed last week.  Kinda guessed this would happen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (IcT7t)

255 Once a fraud, always a fraud. It's harsh. Also true. Because, even if you are a reformed fraud, you're still a, you know...

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 05:28 PM (w7KSn)

256 I imagine that Bill Wynn is very concerned right now. Posted by: Cicero I imagine she's being spit-roasted in the high-school locker room.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (4YGWz)

257 I don't think everyone survived in that falling through the ice video. Holy crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (yL25O)

258 My new (temporary) handle adds "the Handsome One" because I've been confused with Insomniac by some, who got into trouble with Ace yesterday, until Ace realized his mistake and issued an apology. Nearly a year ago Ace called me a "fucking cunt" (and more) for the effrontery of saying that Trump could (and would win) and that if elected he'd be effective in office. I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (bQxkN)

259 Readers Digest Condensed version: Dems underestimate Teh Donald, again.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (vIjh1)

260 Posted by: filbert
==

Why would I be mad?

Every Nevertrumper in America was exposed as the spiteful, ridiculous fools that they are tonight.


Glorious.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! [/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (KgpWR)

261 Humana is usually hiring.

I'll pass that along.  Thanks!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (IcT7t)

262 To the Morons who live south of the Ice & Parka line, be careful near open water. h/t fastfreefall




This!!!

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at February 28, 2017 05:29 PM (SpeiC)

263 My new (temporary) handle adds "the Handsome One" because I've been confused with Insomniac by some, who got into trouble with Ace yesterday, until Ace realized his mistake and issued an apology. Nearly a year ago Ace called me a "fucking cunt" (and more) for the effrontery of saying that Trump could (and would win) and that if elected he'd be effective in office. I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one Posted by: Ignoramus **** Oh be quiet you whiny fucking cunt.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (hVdx9)

264 Mrs. Ryan deserves all the praise & thanks thid nation has to offrt. Then we support her while she struggles to figure out life, going forward. Posted by: tbodie at February 28, 2017 10:24 PM (19RKp) At last, a CiC that reaches out to the military publicly!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (UDXti)

265 I'm having very conflicted arousal response right now... Posted by: Insomniac ------------ It's the Tomcat gene. All male morons have it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (NBHj5)

266 Trump kicked some serious dem ass in the trolling dept.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (xInes)

267 Gee, maybe they should have looked at why Trump was drawing 20,000 people to a speech that had been announced only 8 hours before, while Hillary could only draw 8,000 to a speech on a university campus, and that had been planned for days. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW) ******************************** And profs giving grades to students to show up.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (+51lA)

268 Pelosi's thumb, as all the Democrats, was firmly up her anus.

Posted by: JAS at February 28, 2017 05:30 PM (4sHXv)

269 I wished I could have watched it..too busy with a sick kid. For Lent I am adding something instead of giving up something. Ten minutes of extra prayer every day.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (gcme+)

270 Where was Ruth Bader Ginsberg tonight? Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 28, 2017 10:26 PM (1pWEQ) good point

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (nQgx9)

271 Krauthammer is wearing a purple tie -- please note.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (+51lA)

272 I'm giving up Mardi Gras for lent. Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 10:24 PM (xInes) 219 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimme Wish I'd thought of that.

Posted by: morons, everywhere at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (19RKp)

273 "Daughter who is not my daughter lost her job today. Anyone in AZ need an aspiring anthropologist with call center skillz? " If she's in Phoenix area try Discover. They have a regional office there.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (jm1YL)

274 Hope she finds a good situation soon ...

She's a good kid, with some quirks.  She'll be fine once she's done with school.  Just trying to bridge the gap between here and there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (IcT7t)

275 69 Pelosi and the White Pussy Posse are out back lighting a fire under their cauldron, trying to come up with a better spell. Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Z56vq) THIS.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (TdMsT)

276 Every Nevertrumper in America was exposed as the spiteful, ridiculous fools that they are tonight. Glorious. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 28, 2017 10:29 PM (KgpWR) They weren't obvious before?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:31 PM (s5o+q)

277 B52s were definitely punk

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (M3DRt)

278 Hey everybody. Rest assured everyone: when Trump does his official SOTU, he'll really put on a show. **TOP FIVE HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESIDENT TRUMP'S VERY FIRST STATE OF THE UNION SUPER SPECTACULAR** 5. Kamala Harris, Former Rockette: Will perform an modern interpretive ballet dance on how Trump is just like Hitler, Mussolini and Putin all in one 4. Charlie Schumer, Tongue Freak: Takes a metal paper clip, gives hour-long speech on the need to still confirm Merrick Garland, and when he's done, pulls out same clip which has been incredibly transformed into a slinky toy 3. Paul Ryan, Bartender Extraordinaire: Will teach the entire viewing audience how to make a Tequila Sour Flambe, in the process burning down absolutely everything in the Capital Chambers *except* for the original text of Obamacare which somehow miraculously survives 2. Nancy Pelosi, Contortionist: she bends over and sticks her head so far up her own ass, she actually disappears into the ether 1. And finally, Donald J. Trump MD: Knocks Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham unconscious, ties them to two gurneys and, live in front of all of America, performs unaided, fully invasive surgery to install and provide the both of them with actual functional working spines

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (u8kLQ)

279 Ignoramus, The Handsome One, I apologize to you on behalf of Ace (without his permission) just to keep you here and happy. As a mom, and a tired one at that, you learn that everything is your fault and you'd better just apologize and get on with it. So let's move on...xoxoxo

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (WHV2E)

280 I can't stand Fred Schneider's voice. I wish they had a different frontman.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (W8bn5)

281 I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one Posted by: Ignoramus ------- Insomiac got one last nite. Ace must have gotten you two confused.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (vIjh1)

282 If she's in Phoenix area try Discover. They have a regional office there.

Thanks for that.  Wouldn't have thought of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (IcT7t)

283 B52s were definitely punk Nay, New Wave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:32 PM (LTHVh)

284 I'm giving up Mardi Gras for lent. Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 10:24 PM (xInes) 219 As the above picture shows, Buicks are lousy swimme Wish I'd thought of that. Posted by: morons, everywhere at February 28, 2017 10:31 PM (19RKp) Only time I ever was glad about a sock fail.

Posted by: morons, everywhere at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (19RKp)

285 Krauthammer is so full of shit -- says if this had been Trump's speech at inauguration it would have "reduced the hysteria" from the left.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (+51lA)

286 >>>Harf sighting on Fox!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 28, 2017 10:28 PM (59GQk)<<<



Thar she blows. Two humps like snow hills...

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (4nvOb)

287 If the father Specialist Ryan is the Leftist piece of shit I suspect he is, he will have something negative to say about President Trump in the next 12 hours.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (aaHY9)

288 I find it hilariously ironic that the show on NBC right after the Trump speech is... The Wall. Heh.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (LiMbk)

289 IC, that's brilliant. 10 minutes of extra prayer a day could change the world. so sorry to hear your little one is sick.

Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (8mO0Q)

290 Blanco, AZ has many call centers. Amex, Progressive, United Health Care, Chase, USAA, etc. Call center jobs tend to blow, but it can be a source of income until something better comes along.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (hVdx9)

291 Got my grades back for the last term. A, A, A-. The program director just offered me a job part time in the forecasting center, but they can't pay me due to school rules. They can only reduce my tuition, which is being paid for by the GI bill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (7i5ch)

292 Must be muslim. By insomniac -------- Them is fighting words!!!! I do sleep with a 45......

Posted by: lindarising at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (JNDQi)

293 I am watching CNN. Only news channel on Sling TV so sue me. Van Jones is saying that the tribute to the SEAL was the moment that Trump became President. And that people who were hoping that he remain a cartoonish figure better start to worry. So. Much. Winning.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (HV1LS)

294 B52s were definitely punk Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 10:32 PM (M3DRt) ----- Sid Vicious would like a word

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (vIjh1)

295 Finally, Mr. Wynn shows up to tell us what to think. Thanks Bill!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 05:33 PM (d76uN)

296 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg plans on missing President Trump's first address to a joint session of Congress, Bloomberg News reported. Conservative Justices Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas, who have not attended such speeches over the last several years, will also pass on viewing Trump's address. Ginsburg attended all eight of President Obama's speeches. oh the hill

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (nQgx9)

297 I have to say, I'm personally offended by the characterization of Rachael Dolezal (whatever) as a "nut."

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (s5o+q)

298 B52s are New Wave. They had a fun cameo on the new Portlandia. For punk, I'm listening to OFF! currently. Holy shit are they good. Keith is 60 years old and killing it like '1978. Any Black Flag people should be on this.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (g25eo)

299 b-52's were new wave not punk. listen to rancid(punk) that will tell you the difference.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (KP5rU)

300 >>>I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 10:29 PM (bQxkN)<<<



Deserves got nothin' to do with it.

Posted by: William Munny at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (4nvOb)

301 Thar she blows. Two humps like snow hills... Posted by: Capt. Ahab -------- Geeze, I love this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 05:34 PM (NBHj5)

302 Krauthammer is so full of shit -- says if this had been Trump's speech at inauguration it would have "reduced the hysteria" from the left. Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 10:33 PM (+51lA) as if Trump didn't win heard it too he's still butt hurt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2017 05:35 PM (nQgx9)

303 Ever listened to Rock Lobster or any of first album?

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (M3DRt)

304 Geeze, I love this place. It's Classic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (LTHVh)

305 32 All I can say is TGHCWNBPOTUS. Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Z56vq) Now consigned to complete irrelevance and obscurity.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (TdMsT)

306 You guys talking punk rock? From what I have learned over the years, a lot of bands have gotten the "punk" moniker over the years that were really pretty far from the real thing. "Real" punk bands? The Vandals, Crass, Sex Pistols. Bands that took punk attitudes and made them palatable enough for Top 40 radio? Blondie, X, Siouxsie and the Banshees, B52s, many many others.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (u8kLQ)

307 David Axelrod is praising the speech.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (HV1LS)

308 I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one Your apology is knowing that Ace now knows how very wrong he was about Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (aaHY9)

309 Why all the curiosity over Ginsburg? It's way past her bedtime -- if she showed up she would have fallen asleep and embarrassed herself. Word on the street is falls asleep during deliberations.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:36 PM (+51lA)

310 I cried like a baby when Donald made mention of the widow. What a touching moment. The contrast between he and the Democrats made Trump look larger than life. He took the high road tonight, and left them in the dirt. Suck it Libs.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (Z56vq)

311 Marie Harf: a woman who does not look smarter with glasses.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (cAnNx)

312 B52s were definitely punk Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 10:32 PM (M3DRt) ----- Sid Vicious would like a word Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:33 PM (vIjh1) The Clash would, too, except for that unfortunate turn into popularity that they took.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (s5o+q)

313 This speech by Trump will not reduce the hysteria from the left. Instead, they will ramp it up. It's the only tactic they have since the days of rage protests in the sixties.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (Dru0V)

314 Jennifer Granholm now praising the speech.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (HV1LS)

315 305. Releases pre-recorded messages from unknown locations to rally her supporters. Heh.....sounds kinda familiar, no?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:37 PM (YMdJa)

316 Ginsburg is preparing for her long dirt nap.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (Z56vq)

317 Jennifer Granholm now praising the speech. She's the Canadian, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (LTHVh)

318 Bill Kristol needs to find a bridge to jump off of. Asshole. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Some people's egos won't allow them to admit that they were wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (+lVUW)

319 FWIW I had the experience of being a passenger in a truck that went through the ice 20 some years ago. Night time ice fishing and we were up doing some late season ice fishing on a lake up in northern MN. The ice was 2 ft. which is plenty for a vehicle. The ice was plenty thick still but had been warm for a few days. My buddy decided to take the short cut back off the ice through a channel. I told him in no uncertain terms it was a bad idea as that water is always moving. We hit the channel and sure as shit, we broke through as we were almost through the channel. Luckily, we got hung up and I hopped out the passenger side window. He got out his side. Not so lucky for him, his insurance covered the totaled truck. But not the recovery. It sank in the channel later that night and cost him 3K to get it out. This was back in the early 90's mind you. Never ever go through a channel or river flowage, no matter how cold it is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (WLc1h)

320 Jennifer Granholm now praising the speech. But her mole hated it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (aaHY9)

321 I am watching CNN. Only news channel on Sling TV so sue me. Van Jones is saying that the tribute to the SEAL was the moment that Trump became President. And that people who were hoping that he remain a cartoonish figure better start to worry. So. Much. Winning. Posted by: blaster **** Anyone can stomp someone else. Not everyone can do it with style. Trump did. http://preview.tinyurl.com/jbyzyy4

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (hVdx9)

322 Ramones are considered punk as well, but no one disputes their punk status.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (M3DRt)

323 New Wave was kind of a mix of punk attitude, glam rock songs/beats and image, electronic instruments/drum machines, and classic pop staging/marketing. I still remember when Gary Numan's song "Cars" came out in 1979, wondering "is this what music is going to sound like in the 1980s?" I liked the song and still do, but I'm glad that the format evolved quite a bit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (u8kLQ)

324 The Clash would, too, except for that unfortunate turn into popularity that they took. Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 10:37 PM (s5o+q) ----- Heh. I almost st used the Clash instead of sid.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (vIjh1)

325 She's the Canadian, right? Her mole is American.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (aaHY9)

326 does anybody but me think that Chris Stirewalt looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Have we ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time? I'm suspicious. I want to poke him hi his fat little belly and see if he giggles (sorry, that sounds kinda durty....)

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (WHV2E)

327 pelosi was at the speech. ginsburg was guarding the crypt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (KP5rU)

328 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 10:36 PM (u8kLQ) We are going to see Blondie and garbage at the Santa Barbara Bowl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:38 PM (u8Ywb)

329 Yah! De Lamentations!!

Posted by: Conan at February 28, 2017 05:39 PM (XoldI)

330 I had that album Bridge Over Troubled Water on this day in 1970, and I was a little over 7 months from my discharge. And of course, long hair and a beard.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2017 05:39 PM (zLDYs)

331 Has Sheppie had a face lift?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2017 05:39 PM (DMUuz)

332 306 Vandals rule. I also got tix for the new Descendents tour. Just saw Vandals/descendents/Social D/ and THE MISFITS @ riot fest a couple mos ago.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at February 28, 2017 05:39 PM (g25eo)

333 307 David Axelrod is praising the speech. He know the dems are going to keep losing seats if they keep acting like assholes. Tonight, they looked like assholes. And Merica saw it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 05:39 PM (xInes)

334 I'm Greek Orthodox -- I give up meat (including fish -- but not shellfish; basically anything with blood) for Lent. During Holy Week I am completely vegan (no meat or animal products, including dairy) and on Good Friday, no oil either. That is what you are supposed to do to receive communion on Easter (Holy Pascha).

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (+51lA)

335 Dems on CNN now returning to form. That speech was great, and very unifying, but if he keeps being Hitler, it seems insincere.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (HV1LS)

336 can someone remind me what Marie Harf-Harf-Harf is so good at that I should listen to her?

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (AMIL/)

337 203. A late night at Fapplebee's, too.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (lutOX)

338 CaliGirl, cool! Say hi to Shirley Manson for me. I like her for both her talent and her legs. ;-) And I'm like Blondie, but one of my sisters is a yuge fan of theirs from literally the late 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (u8kLQ)

339 Holy crap! I own that very dress that Marie Barf is wearing! Got it at a second-hand shop on Ventura Ave. I paid less for it than she did and I look better in it, just FYI.

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (WHV2E)

340 B52s were definitely punk Nay, New Wave. Punk Wave

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 05:40 PM (IqV8l)

341 I was hoping to get the benefit of Ace's thoughts on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (aaHY9)

342 Forgot to add, no bravado. I was scared absolutely shitless when the truck dead stopped and I thought we were going down in icy water. To this day I am uber careful on lakes and will not drive in channels etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (WLc1h)

343 MSM talking points: Tone! Trump said what he always said but with a diff tone.

F Chuck Todd wonders if he had used this tone earlier.... gah!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (NOIQH)

344 Van Jones is saying that the tribute to the SEAL was the moment that Trump became President. And that people who were hoping that he remain a cartoonish figure better start to worry. ------- Whoa

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (vIjh1)

345 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:38 PM (WLc1h) Glad you made it out alive

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (voOPb)

346 Andrea Mitchell just said that saying he represents America not the world was aggressive and Steve Bannon. And that's why they lost and he won. They just don't learn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (+lVUW)

347 337 can someone remind me what Marie Harf-Harf-Harf is so good at that I should listen to her? Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (AMIL/) Wearing sweaters?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 05:41 PM (cAnNx)

348 F Chuck Todd wonders if he had used this tone earlier.... he might have won the election!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (LTHVh)

349 Holy crap! I own that very dress that Marie Barf is wearing! Got it at a second-hand shop on Ventura Ave. I paid less for it than she did and I look better in it, just FYI. Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (WHV2E) How you doing?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (HV1LS)

350 Eromero, great album. But I always ask: is it me or does Simon & Garfunkel's song "The Only Living Boy In New York" from that album, sound eerily like U2 in the 1980s?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (u8kLQ)

351 Democrats just looked childish and petty. Which is their usual behavior. No surprise there.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (Z56vq)

352 314 Jennifer Granholm now praising the speech.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:37 PM (HV1LS)


What?!?


Well, she is a lib, but not an insane/crazy progressive like the Dems today.

While in office, she was what I call, "the hottest governor in the Lower 48".

In spite of that, she was still a crappy governor.


And, Sarah Palin was hotter.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (8iiMU)

353 btw, re: the boiled egg talk from the other day Boiling eggs is Stupid. Buy a Egg Steamer. Far more easy and foolproof.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (aaHY9)

354 Harf does kind of have the naughty librarian thing going though. Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (WLc1h)

355 We have seen the the birth of The Great Communicator 2.0 tonight.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (+lv+r)

356 Blanco, AZ has many call centers. Amex, Progressive, United Health Care, Chase, USAA, etc.
Call center jobs tend to blow, but it can be a source of income until something better comes along.


Having always been a techie I haven't had to worry about call center stuff, so it's all new to me.  Hoping this is the last time I'll have to worry about it, and she'll keep the next job until she's done with school.

Thanks again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (IcT7t)

357 Harf is in year 3 of her 5 years of bare acceptability.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:42 PM (LTHVh)

358 If Van Jones likes something that Trump said, I am seriously worried...

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 05:43 PM (w7KSn)

359 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bpzM1_gyXg

I find this to be moderately accurate.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 05:43 PM (WQX/u)

360 337 203. A late night at Fapplebee's, too..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (lutOX) --------/ Just twist the knife...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:43 PM (uSlc8)

361 Has Sheppie had a face lift? Posted by: Duncanthrax Well, I wouldn't call them 'face lifts' ...

Posted by: Peter North[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 05:43 PM (4YGWz)

362 New Wave was kind of a mix of punk attitude, glam rock songs/beats and image, electronic instruments/drum machines, and classic pop staging/marketing. I still remember when Gary Numan's song "Cars" came out in 1979, wondering "is this what music is going to sound like in the 1980s?" I liked the song and still do, but I'm glad that the format evolved quite a bit. Posted by: qdpsteve **** I saw him live in a little club about 5-6 years ago (I think). He's still good. It was for his Jagged album.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:43 PM (hVdx9)

363 Finally, Mr. Wynn shows up to tell us what to think. Thanks Bill! Posted by: Tim in Illinois I find him amusing, but it's obvious he's not here to engage in discussion, or even make clever limericks. His only ambition is to be a nuisance. Why doesn't this fall afoul of commenting policies?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (W8bn5)

364 Van Jones said there was much in the speech that he disagreed with, but that opposition to Trump based on him being a cartoon, that is out the window now.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (HV1LS)

365 >>>215 And now, my dick is moving to bed. Posted by: Mortimer later dick! goodnight mortimer!

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (GAbZm)

366 Colorado Alex



Congratulations!!!  Glad to hear you're doing well.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (SpeiC)

367 Tilikum, cool. I've heard Numan looks completely different by now, but then I imagine most of those artists do. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (u8kLQ)

368 >>Pelosi's thumb, as all the Democrats, was firmly up her anus.

Posted by: JAS

Damn near put my eye out.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (/Nite)

369 342 Forgot to add, no bravado. I was scared absolutely shitless when the truck dead stopped and I thought we were going down in icy water. To this day I am uber careful on lakes and will not drive in channels etc. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:41 PM (WLc1h) I would never drive on a frozen lake. I have no experience with that. I don't like driving in the rain either because again, no experience.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (u8Ywb)

370 I'm sure Bill is somebody's sock. Probably Average Joe's.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:44 PM (LTHVh)

371 360. That's why the handle is non-slip.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (YMdJa)

372 Glad you made it out alive Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 10:41 PM ..Me too! Even though I was fairly intoxicated, you sober up quickly when you think you're going through the ice in a truck in the dead of night. Man I was pissed though, I damn near punched my friend in the face for being so dumb.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (WLc1h)

373 Blanco, I wish her luck. Sounds like she may not need too much tho.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (hVdx9)

374 "Dems on CNN now returning to form. That speech was great, and very unifying, but if he keeps being Hitler, it seems insincere.

Posted by: blaster"

That didn't take long.  Are they reminding the nation what a awesome speechifier Obama was and while Trumps speech was OK, it  pales in comparison to The Ones sacred utterances?

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (NbRJx)

375 Do you realize the bullet we dodged? Can you imagine having to witness with our own eyes hillary clinton be announced as president and give an address to Congress and to The People? Makes me sick thinking about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (aaHY9)

376 Bret Baier is on with his panel of "experts", the usual suspects, and he that brand new FOX contributor, the dingbat Marie Harf. Nice they gave her job.

  I wonder if I should admit I find her strangely arousing tonight....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (DW+jj)

377 Drudge: ISIS Threatens China In New Video... Could they be any stupider? That's rhetorical, since we're experiencing the Dem response, but still...

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 05:45 PM (kCDOM)

378 ALH, I was listening to the speech in my truck, (thunderstorm, rain pouring down) listening to the applause for Ryan's widow, and it went on longer than I've ever heard applause go before. I thought maybe the President had closed his speech, since he'd said thank you at the last, and the chamber was applauding the whole thing. It was beautiful. I wept when, during the inauguration speech, he said this: "There should be no fear -- we are protected, and we will always be protected. We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most importantly, we will be protected by God."

Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 05:46 PM (8mO0Q)

379 This will be my last ONT for a while. I'm going offline while at home during Lent.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 05:46 PM (ANIFC)

380 On twitter: And now for the Green Party response. *Jil Stein does an erotic interpretive dance dressed as a brussels sprout* Shari VanderWerf @shariv67

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:46 PM (39g3+)

381 can someone remind me what Marie Harf-Harf-Harf is so good at that I should listen to her? Posted by: Gref She was a CIA analyst so I'd hope she is reporting on intelligence type stuff. I don't know though, since I don't have cable.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:46 PM (W8bn5)

382 336 can someone remind me what Marie Harf-Harf-Harf is so good at that I should listen to her? Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (AMIL/) Well she does not have a big fat juicy bottom lip so I doubt she makes good sammiches.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (OoOd6)

383 Why doesn't this (Bill Wynn) fall afoul of commenting policies? Bill Wynn is Mary Cloggenstien rebootted. Mary was getting a little stale.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (Dru0V)

384 That didn't take long. Are they reminding the nation what a awesome speechifier Obama was and while Trumps speech was OK, it pales in comparison to The Ones sacred utterances? Oddly, not the first mention. Not one word of comparison to Obama. It's like ancient history.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (HV1LS)

385 Tilikum, cool. I've heard Numan looks completely different by now, but then I imagine most of those artists do. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve **** When I saw him you could tell it was him. He had simply filled out from his days in the 80's. His wife was there too. Hoooooot! He did well for himself.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (hVdx9)

386 His only ambition is to be a nuisance. Why doesn't this fall afoul of commenting policies? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear Blogger Rule 1: Your audience must feel contempt in every thread. Remora-like trolls can do the dirty work whilst your hands remain clean.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (4YGWz)

387 363 Finally, Mr. Wynn shows up to tell us what to think. Thanks Bill! Posted by: Tim in Illinois I find him amusing, but it's obvious he's not here to engage in discussion, or even make clever limericks. His only ambition is to be a nuisance. Why doesn't this fall afoul of commenting policies? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:44 PM (W8bn5) I figure he's someone doing a crappy sock. He just sounds like every other generic one note troll that comes through here. And that wasn't what the original Bill Wynn was. It just sounds like someone thinking "I need a new troll name and people have mentioned Bill Wynn so I'll use that name." But they have no clue about what he said.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (cAnNx)

388 that opposition to Trump based on him being a cartoon, that is out the window now. Meh, they'll be back at it tomorrow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (39g3+)

389 When is Fox News gonna let us come back out to play?!

Posted by: Luntz's Duntzes at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (4nvOb)

390 Dolezal is really a pathetic figure. She's a fraud and a well-deserved laughingstock but jeez. Posted by: Insomniac You are right. There's something wrong with her. If she doesn't have what it takes to fix herself, her family should at least try to get through to her. I only skimmed the linked article, but she appears to be whining about her problems instead of taking responsibility for them. I strongly believe that personal responsibility helps most problems. My biggest problem with liberalism is that they are moving farther and farther away from personal responsibility.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (+lVUW)

391 This will be my last ONT for a while. I'm going offline while at home during Lent. Are you cereal? Bro, nobody quits Ace. Not for nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (aaHY9)

392 376 Bret Baier is on with his panel of "experts", the usual suspects, and he that brand new FOX contributor, the dingbat Marie Harf. Nice they gave her job. I wonder if I should admit I find her strangely arousing tonight.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (DW+jj) When I see Marie Harf, I picture her in the hot dog on a stick outfit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:47 PM (u8Ywb)

393 This will be my last ONT for a while. I'm going offline while at home during Lent. Posted by: josephistan Giving up AoS for Lent?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (W8bn5)

394 377. Over Xinjiang Province? Prc knows how to deal with them - and it's ugly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (YMdJa)

395 Tilikum, helps to have a couple million dollars left over :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (u8kLQ)

396 Give up food or water or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (aaHY9)

397 I'm giving up Lent for Lent.

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (q177U)

398 Ha! Brit Hume said "if I were a Dem I'd want to get out of that room." Not tired of winning.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (P8951)

399 I didn't listen to the speech but from what I understand, it was shockingly light on "I" "me" and "my" references, which is simply unacceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (39g3+)

400 Mitch McConnell agreeing with Van Jones.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (HV1LS)

401 @349 - blaster - I am having a blast! Love listening to the comments on Trump's speech. The Donald kilt it tonight. Just kilt it!!!!

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (WHV2E)

402 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GAVE GREAT SPEECHES, WINGNUTZ? HITLER!!!!

Posted by: MSNBC at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

403 I wonder if I should admit I find her strangely arousing tonight.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (DW+jj) I will not allow you to do that to yourself. I'm ordering you to watch 45 minutes of Jimmie Grangers news lesbian porn ASAP!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:48 PM (OoOd6)

404 "353 btw, re: the boiled egg talk from the other day Boiling eggs is Stupid. Buy a Egg Steamer. Far more easy and foolproof." Grandmother spent time as a school cook and here's her method: Bring eggs Slowly to a boil in saucepan. Cover pan tightly. Turn off heat and let the eggs sit until the water cools. Voila! Perfect hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (jm1YL)

405 Pea-sized hail and torrential rain at the moment.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (GdgAM)

406 Why doesn't this fall afoul of commenting policies? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:44 PM (W8bn5) Between myself and the COB's Mr. Wynn has been banned over 30 times. Do you have a solution to an endless supply of VPN's?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (d76uN)

407 Not one word of comparison to Obama. It's like ancient history. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:47 PM (HV1LS) Significant that he lumped it all together into "the mistakes of the past." Another giant FU-middle-finger aimed straight at Congress. Both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (s5o+q)

408 388 that opposition to Trump based on him being a cartoon, that is out the window now. Meh, they'll be back at it tomorrow. Well, they can sure TRY.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (Z56vq)

409 Tilikum, helps to have a couple million dollars left over :-) Posted by: qdpsteve **** If only I'd known, I would not have spent it all.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (hVdx9)

410 358 If Van Jones likes something that Trump said, I am seriously worried...

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 10:43 PM (w7KSn)


Jones is seriously worried.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 05:49 PM (XoldI)

411 I would never drive on a frozen lake. I have no experience with that. I don't like driving in the rain either because again, no experience. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 10:44 PM I've done it literally hundreds of times. We have festivals where there are thousands of people and vehicles on the ice. It's no big deal. As long as you don't go where there's currents and narrow channels you're all good. I took a client from Cali ice fishing and at first it reaked him the eff out. He had the best time ever eventually. Many ice houses are like a cabin on the ice. My buddy has one on lake Mile Lacs that has a bathroom, microwave, flat screen with dish. recliners etc. It's like fishing in your living room. This year we've all pulled them early with the warm weather. Now it sucks because there's not much to do until spring which is a long way off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (WLc1h)

412 375 Do you realize the bullet we dodged? Can you imagine having to witness with our own eyes hillary clinton be announced as president and give an address to Congress and to The People? Makes me sick thinking about it. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (aaHY9) Can you just imagine the totalitarian policies Hillary Clinton would be espousing just now?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (TdMsT)

413 Posted by: josephistan at February 28 Will you still read the site? Or no internet?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (u8Ywb)

414 For all those people complaining that infrastructure spending is not conservative: 1. It is going to have to spent because we do have a crumbling infrastructure. 2. A crumbling infrastructure is bad for commerce. 3. You better spend it now, or wait until a Democrat spends it like Obama did the last time on bike paths, trains, solar energy, etc. This time it will spent on what it is supposed to be spent on. 4. It will give jobs to Trump voters in the blue collar industries that are likely to vote for him. Lesson: You help those that help you and win elections. I know that is alien concept for some Republicans in congress. I know doctrinaire conservatism is against all this, but life is not perfect. We are in a struggle for the survival of the Republic, and sacrifices must be made to save it. If you do have to spend money, spend it on your voters.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (MuTTO)

415 Giving up AoS for Lent? That's really not a bad idea.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (LTHVh)

416 Let me recommend fun stuff for 'ettes to wear in enemy territory. I've mentioned the Melania Rose pin that I wore to the Portland Library. I've since bought the Ivanka perfume. It's nice. It's a little spicy and definitely does not have that loud chemical smell. And you can wear it in deep blue areas and just smile.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (Lqy/e)

417 Well, they can sure TRY. I hope they do, honestly. The longer they underestimate the man, the better his chances of actually accomplishing something good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

418 When I see Marie Harf, I picture her in the hot dog on a stick outfit. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 10:47 PM (u8Yw Damn. That's harsh

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:50 PM (OoOd6)

419 412 375 Do you realize the bullet we dodged? Can you imagine having to witness with our own eyes hillary clinton be announced as president and give an address to Congress and to The People? Makes me sick thinking about it. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (aaHY9) Can you just imagine the totalitarian policies Hillary Clinton would be espousing just now? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM (T I don't even want to imagine that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (u8Ywb)

420 Evening all. I wish my grandfather was still alive to see Trump. He'd be so happy, after getting over the initial shock of voting for a New York billionaire (Grandpa was a farmer).

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (D2vc1)

421 389; he's on cbs now. still a dumbfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (KP5rU)

422 398 Ha! Brit Hume said "if I were a Dem I'd want to get out of that room." Not tired of winning Donna, it will never get old!

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (Z56vq)

423 @414 what he said.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (HV1LS)

424 conservative: 1. It is going to have to spent because we do have a crumbling infrastructure. 2. A crumbling infrastructure is bad for commerce. 3. You better spend it now, or wait until a Democrat spends it like Obama did the last time on bike paths, trains, solar energy, etc. This time it will spent on what it is supposed to be spent on. 4. It will give jobs to Trump voters in the blue collar industries that are likely to vote for him. Lesson: You help those that help you and win elections. I know that is alien concept for some Republicans in congress. I know doctrinaire conservatism is against all this, but life is not perfect. We are in a struggle for the survival of the Republic, and sacrifices must be made to save it. If you do have to spend money, spend it on your voters. Posted by: William Eaton **** Very true. BTW, love the superchargers you put out.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (hVdx9)

425 Hillary's speech would be something about how all Republicans should report to the camps NOW.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 05:51 PM (u8kLQ)

426 Pea-sized hail and torrential rain at the moment. Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 28, 2017 10:49 PM (GdgAM) We got clobbered with marble-sized hail here in suburban KC a while back. In February. Not used to that. But in general, I continue to be strongly in favor of global warming. Cold kills.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:52 PM (s5o+q)

427 Two random Trump thoughts:

1. Perhaps he is viewing being President as a job, ie, he is an employee of the American people. He said he would do specific things if he was hired, aka elected, and he is doing so.

2. He knows people want him to fail and fail epically. I believe that in some corner of his mind that he might not even be aware of, a voice is telling him to succeed more than he even thinks is possible to screw his naysayers with the barbed c0ck of satan.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 05:52 PM (J5mC3)

428 Baby I'm gonna have to, give you up for Lent. https://youtu.be/jO81CbIU9Ag

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 05:52 PM (cAnNx)

429 Lulz: Today Even McMuffin was a useful idiot for the Contrived News Network in a piece about how true conservatives need to walk away from Pres Trump to save the republic. But he's gone dark on twitter; no response to the address yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:52 PM (aaHY9)

430 403 I wonder if I should admit I find her strangely arousing tonight.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (DW+jj) I will not allow you to do that to yourself. I'm ordering you to watch 45 minutes of Jimmie Grangers news lesbian porn ASAP! Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 10:48 PM (OoOd6 Kimmie not Jimmie.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:52 PM (OoOd6)

431 Holy crap! I own that very dress that Marie Barf is wearing! Got it at a second-hand shop on Ventura Ave. I paid less for it than she did and I look better in it, just FYI.

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (WHV2E)
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you know the deal: pics or it never happened...

and where on Ventura Blvd, neighbor?

Posted by: redc1c4, in The Valley, like totally at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (vSdq7)

432 MSM and Dems are disoriented by this speech.  It will take a day or two to get their story/response straight and then the insanity will be ramped up even further.  It's all they have.

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (NbRJx)

433 The dem ladies looked like that weird ass tennis shoe cult a few years back. Too bad the result wasn't the same.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (WLc1h)

434 413 Posted by: josephistan at February 28 Will you still read the site? Or no internet? Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb) While at home, no internet, except for a quick email check. Unless I have an ebay bid going, or some huge news event like WWIII or something happens that I just have to read about it & comment. I'll be online at work, though.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (ANIFC)

435 Trump signaled he will allow the Dreamers in. A good political compromise that will greatly benefit the nation.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (9nplG)

436 Between myself and the COB's Mr. Wynn has been banned over 30 times. Do you have a solution to an endless supply of VPN's? Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 10:49 PM So we're #NotWynning this one, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (DMUuz)

437 I'm going to laugh at my hash that reads. Oooooh Dicks

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:53 PM (OoOd6)

438 The B-52 is a fine bomber. Its been a USAF workhorse for years. The band sucks. I assume from some of the posts here that the Trump SotU speech went well? I went to church. I finally got around to watching the Daytona 500. Brian France sucks. He see's declining TV ratings and lots of seats not being filled at the tracks and decides more stupid gimmicks are needed. Segment racing? I used to love NASCAR. Haven't sat and watched a whole race in decades. Sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (k82u2)

439 The way I see it, Trump did a great troll. All the Dems and the MSM were expecting him to come out and throw out red meat so they could go into a tizzy and hyperventilate. Instead he came out and looked Presidential and calm and they didn't know how to react to that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (P8951)

440 Turn off heat and let the eggs sit until the water cools. You don't end up with green yolks? I hate green yolks! They turn green when they're overcooked.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (aaHY9)

441 Turned it to MSNBC. Tingles is complaining about the Dems chose vessel for their response. Winning once again!

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (Z56vq)

442 Trump signaled he will allow the Dreamers in. A good political compromise that will greatly benefit the nation. Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 10:53 PM (9nplG) It was the eye-blinking code again, wasn't it?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (s5o+q)

443 MSM and Dems are disoriented by this speech. It will take a day or two to get their story/response straight and then the insanity will be ramped up even further. It's all they have.
---

Sorbama has their monkeys typing up a response now.

Hopefully those Wikileaks boys will get it first.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (J5mC3)

444 410 358 If Van Jones likes something that Trump said, I am seriously worried... Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 10:43 PM (w7KSn) Jones is seriously worried. Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 10:49 PM Liked is probably too strong a word. Crafty enough to recognize the speech's power and potential impact? Yes. Hopefully they are back to calling him Trumphitler tomorrow and forget any sparks of actual insight.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (LiMbk)

445 Bridge Over Troubled Waters was one of the first songs I ever slow-danced to. Ah, to go back in time!

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 05:54 PM (jKUeC)

446 I know doctrinaire conservatism is against all this, but life is not perfect. Its not unconstitutional for the federal government to spend money on inter-state spending. The JOB of government is to do that kind of stuff, not shrimp on treadmills and fat lesbian studies. I have no problem with infrastructure spending if that's what its spent on. If the "stimulus" package had actually been on bridges and power stations and such, I would have not had much problem with it. But we all knew it would not be, and it was not. It bought a crapload of signs claiming work was being done and almost none was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (39g3+)

447 >> I will not allow you to do that to yourself. I'm ordering you to watch
>> 45 minutes of Jimmie Grangers news lesbian porn ASAP!

 I assume you mean Kimmy, not Jimmie. Or that somebody at Granger Industrial Supply? Do they sell lesbo porn, now? I haven't been at their website in a while.

   But does it count that I'm imagining a three-way with Marie and Jen Puh-saki?  She had some nice boobage.

  They were Tweedledee and Tweedledum at the State Dept, if you remember.

  IIRC, they pulled Marie out of the media game after she said, re ISIS, "We can't kill our way out of this war", but need jobs for jihadis.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (DW+jj)

448 435 Trump signaled he will allow the Dreamers in. A good political compromise that will greatly benefit the nation. Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 10:53 PM (9nplG Nothing merit based about Dreamers and their illegals family memebers.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (OoOd6)

449 Wow. Blown away by The Speech. Felt like election night in a way Been so long since I truly felt a president loved and understood the country Its hard to believe.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (MZ/gs)

450 If you overoccoked the yokes, yolks, whatever, to make them green, you overcooked the white part, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (aaHY9)

451 Very true. BTW, love the superchargers you put out. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 10:51 PM (hVdx9) --------------------------------------------------- Thank You...It is a confusing time with all this winning.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (MuTTO)

452 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (WLc1h) I'm an avid ice fisherman I'm overly cautious driving on ice either with my truck or atv. Never came close to breaking thru Moving water & ice a no-no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (voOPb)

453 The last time any real money was spent on infrastructure was when Eisenhower was president . That interstate highway system he pushed for is getting old and creaky. It needs some updating.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (jm1YL)

454 425 Hillary's speech would be something about how all Republicans should report to the camps NOW. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 10:51 PM (u8kLQ) My friends, we have nothing to fear with Hillary Clinton in the White House!

Posted by: John McCain at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (ANIFC)

455 Wynn are you a dirty crusty sock

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 05:55 PM (MZ/gs)

456 >>Hillary's speech would be something about how all Republicans should report to the camps NOW.

Common sense (tm) gun control!
Common sense (tm) immigration reform, with amnesty and 1000% more refugees!
Common sense (tm) healthcare reform: single payer! free abortions!
Common sense (tm) prison reform with whatever #BLM wants!

And more that I don't want to even consider...
We DID dodge a bullet.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (NOIQH)

457 Weren't the B52s mostly 36Cs?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (XoldI)

458 "Buy a Egg Steamer. Far more easy and foolproof."

Single taskers are bad. A steamer basket for a pot you own will do eggs and vegetables.

Posted by: Alton Brown at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (W6Ch1)

459 It was the eye-blinking code again, wasn't it? Numerology. You count the number of words, the lines, and the times he mentioned "congress" and divide by the number of vowels in the first paragraph... well its complicated but it all adds up to deep concern.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (39g3+)

460 376 Bret Baier is on with his panel of "experts", the usual suspects, and he that brand new FOX contributor, the dingbat Marie Harf. Nice they gave her job. I wonder if I should admit I find her strangely arousing tonight.... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 10:45 PM (DW+jj) Yeah, she's a 1.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (sdi6R)

461 Tingles is comparing Trump to Reagan's debate against Carter. Is he becoming a fan?

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (Z56vq)

462 447 >> I will not allow you to do that to yourself. I'm ordering you to watch >> 45 minutes of Jimmie Grangers news lesbian porn ASAP! I assume you mean Kimmy, not Jimmie. Or that somebody at Granger Industrial Supply? Do they sell lesbo porn, now? I haven't been at their website in a while. But does it count that I'm imagining a three-way with Marie and Jen Puh-saki? She had some nice boobage. They were Tweedledee and Tweedledum at the State Dept, if you remember. IIRC, they pulled Marie out of the media game after she said, re ISIS, "We can't kill our way out of this war", but need jobs for jihadis. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 10:55 PM (DW+jj) Oh boy. This may be a job for Jimmie Granger after all

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (OoOd6)

463 Do you have a solution to an endless supply of VPN's?
-_-
|endless mockery instead of banning?

;-)

Posted by: redc1c4, in The Valley, like totally at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (vSdq7)

464 Mr. Wynn is actually a dem who pretended to be a Rep. He didn't fool anyone. Sometimes he's being socked by a fellow moron. Sometimes it is him trying to bukakke us with stupid.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (hVdx9)

465 Bill Wynn knows of what he speaks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (uSlc8)

466 You know what the best part about Donald Trump is? He gets better each day. It took him a while to become a good candidate. Then he turned himself into a great candidate. Now he's becoming a good president..

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (aaHY9)

467 Best breakfast sandwich ever?

Hard boiled egg yolks with bacon on toast slathered in mayo.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 05:56 PM (J5mC3)

468 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM (WLc1h) Driving on the ice would really scare me. The ice fishing cabin sounds nice and cozy. Driving through running water scares me too. There's a beach here that you can drive on and camp. After we've had a lot of rain the creek flows into the ocean and you have to drive through it to get to the dunes. We like to sit and watch the people get stuck. The tow truck guys make a fortune.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 05:57 PM (u8Ywb)

469 I know doctrinaire conservatism is against all this, ---William Eaton Actually, you don't know anything. As a 'doctrinaire conservative', I am in favor of spending federal money on projects that benefit the nation. I am not in favor of spending that benefits constituent groups. Kennedy's Moon Shot speech is a good example. Spending that money on areospace was good for the country. Stopping that program and spending that money on welfare was not. Nor am I in favor of spending federal (or state) money where the politicians skim a little of that spending through kickbacks or steering money to friends and family as the democrats so often do.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 05:57 PM (Dru0V)

470 Late 70s were great music wise, Elvis Costello, Clash, Ramones, b52s, Talking Heads, Television, Pretenders, etc. They were all going against the grain, imo.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 05:57 PM (M3DRt)

471 Im disoriented. I dont ever ever remember a tribute to a fallen vet like that. Not ever

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 05:57 PM (MZ/gs)

472 Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy?

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 05:58 PM (jKUeC)

473 @431 - it was a second hand store in Studio City that was short-lived...open only a year or so, but it was right near Sara's Lingerie, where your average bra costs $200. Across the street from The Green Apple. Know that neck of the woods?

Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 05:58 PM (WHV2E)

474 Actually, you don't know anything. As a 'doctrinaire conservative', I am in favor of spending federal money on projects that benefit the nation. I am not in favor of spending that benefits constituent groups. I don't think he meant you. I think he meant people like Mark Levin who fumes over infrstructure like, I don't know, a guy who fumes over things he doesn't like a lot.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 05:58 PM (HV1LS)

475 And now for the Green Party response. *Jil Stein does an erotic interpretive dance dressed as a brussels sprout* Broccoli sprout is the new thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 05:58 PM (IqV8l)

476 I'm overly cautious driving on ice either with my truck or atv. Never came close to breaking thru Moving water & ice a no-no Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 10:55 PM...... Yep. not a fish in the world worth it. I have buddies that will go out side stepping in canoes with life vest early in the season. Eff that. If I can't feel safe with an ATV or truck I am sure as fck not going out there. We had a weird few weeks of warm weather and we're kind of done for the year except for the Canadian border lakes. Oh well. I can always watch YouTube vids of lefties crying on election night

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 05:58 PM (WLc1h)

477 Anyone here ever made goldenrod? Hard boiled eggs, chop up the whites in white sauce, serve over toast, grate the yolks through a strainer over the top. Salt & pepper. Really basic home cooking comfort food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 05:59 PM (39g3+)

478 450 If you overoccoked the yokes, yolks, whatever, to make them green, you overcooked the white part, too. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:55 PM (aaHY9) According to RickZ, who is an expert cook from what I can tell, adding a capful of white vinegar to the water before boiling will prevent the yolk from turning green.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

479 It bought a crapload of signs claiming work was being done and almost none was. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:55 PM (39g3+) ------------------------------------------------------- A few years ago when I was in West Virginia I noticed all the mile signs on the highways has been given decimals. So Mile 6.0 (yes it had the zero), 6.2, 6.4...it seemed rather random. Sometimes it would just jump from like 12.2 to 12.8, then next time it as 13.1 and 13.5...Bizarre. Just letting everyone know where your tax money went in WV.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 28, 2017 05:59 PM (MuTTO)

480 Why haven't we seen a story about President Trump's Spotify playlist?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 05:59 PM (FqgrG)

481 Hard boiled egg yolks with bacon on toast slathered in mayo. Egg Salad sam w/bacon?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 05:59 PM (aaHY9)

482 Like i actually dont think he is going to fuck us over

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (MZ/gs)

483 I have no idea what the controversy about Conway on the couch was. It is... a couch. You are SUPPOSED to rest on a couch. As long as you don't smear dog poo on the couch, your feet can go there too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (6FqZa)

484 "Turn off heat and let the eggs sit until the water cools. " No green yolks. You only bring the eggs to a slow boil, cover and take them off the heat. The hot water and steam does the work. I used to boil and boil away til my mom told me her mom's trick.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (jm1YL)

485 472 Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (jKUeC) Well, I don't want to criticize her, but I don't think her posture was appropriate in a room full of men. Acting like a lady is important.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (Z56vq)

486 473 @431 - it was a second hand store in Studio City that was short-lived...open only a year or so, but it was right near Sara's Lingerie, where your average bra costs $200. Across the street from The Green Apple. Know that neck of the woods? Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (WHV2E) Hey there. Did any of your lady's book club or whatever return post election?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (cAnNx)

487 qdpsteve @ 350- yes the whole album was good. Another was CCR's Willie And The Poor Boys. and of course, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention 'Uncle Meat'.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (zLDYs)

488 According to RickZ, who is an expert cook from what I can tell, adding a capful of white vinegar to the water before boiling will prevent the yolk from turning green. I heard a dash of salt does something good, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (aaHY9)

489 Bill Wynn is Mary Cloggenstien rebootted. Mary was getting a little stale. Posted by: Skandia Recluse With tonight's fare, that definitely seems to be the case. I will think of it that way, thanks!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (W8bn5)

490 472 Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (jKUeC) Nope.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (sdi6R)

491 chicago area: @ter2459 1m Tornado Watch from WLS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (4YGWz)

492 Can you just imagine the totalitarian policies Hillary Clinton would be espousing just now?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)


You could look to what bills the Oregon Legislature is proposing this year.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 06:00 PM (WQX/u)

493 '480 Why haven't we seen a story about President Trump's Spotify playlist?" Boxers or briefs Mr. President?

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 06:01 PM (jm1YL)

494 Interesting choice with the White outfits. Guess because it was inside they left the hoods.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 06:01 PM (xInes)

495 Van Jones is now complaining that Trump did not address the opioid crisis. Whoo boy.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 06:01 PM (HV1LS)

496 Bill Wynn, just keep doing what you do.

Posted by: the chicken's pimp at February 28, 2017 06:01 PM (6FqZa)

497 Hard boiled egg yolks with bacon on toast slathered in mayo.

Egg Salad sam w/bacon?
--

No.

The yolks cut in half. Two eggs.

Strips of bacon.

Mayo on the bread.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (J5mC3)

498 483 I have no idea what the controversy about Conway on the couch was. It is... a couch. You are SUPPOSED to rest on a couch. As long as you don't smear dog poo on the couch, your feet can go there too. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 11:00 PM (6FqZa) Dog poo. I'm cool then.

Posted by: Al Roker at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (ANIFC)

499 Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? I like to think that Bill Clinton dies a little inside every time he realizes that all he had was David Axelrod.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

500 I'm reliving election night right now via Ace's awesome post the night before Inauguration. I have internet so this is a first. I'm beginning with MSNBC tonight.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (OoOd6)

501 "Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? " I thought it was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (jm1YL)

502 Anyone else see the lady off to the Kentucky fellow's side who kept furrowing her brow and shaking her head when the response got cray-cray? Delicious. GIFs should go viral.

Posted by: Madtown at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (z8L2w)

503 Well, I don't want to criticize her, but I don't think her posture was appropriate in a room full of men. Acting like a lady is important. Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 11:00 PM (Z56vq) It was a moment frozen in time, totally out of context. She was trying to get good pics with her cellphone. She wasn't sitting there relaxing, which was what is being claimed by the media. Bill Clinton did far worse, and then lied about it undr oath.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (jKUeC)

504 Cold hard boiled eggs. I started carrying those in my overcoat pockets after an old-timer introduced me to the trick. You can save a lot of money that way. Save up and buy a white onion for your belt.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (YMdJa)

505 >> Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the
>> couch kind of sexy?

 If you're having a pervy thought, rest assured that I've had it too, and even more debauched.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (DW+jj)

506 495 Van Jones is now complaining that Trump did not address the opioid crisis. Whoo boy. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 11:01 PM (HV1LS) Uh he talked about the problem of drugs coming into the country.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 06:02 PM (cAnNx)

507 Star Trek actor George Takei was on a roll, denouncing Trump at least ten times throughout the night. his tweet Sorry, just had to get up to go throw up. was the best newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (nQgx9)

508 jeez ALH it's not like she was sitting there with her legs spread. You saw her legs. And she was wearing a short skirt so her legs were visible anyway.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (P8951)

509 Only Boxer-Briefs afford this gigantic cock the room and support it needs.

Posted by: President Trump at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (FqgrG)

510 Van Jones is now complaining that Trump did not address the opioid crisis. If you can't criticize what he did say, look as hard as you can for something he didn't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

511 The Democrat Party Chair and Vice Chair are being interviewed on MSNBC. What a pair of losers.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (Z56vq)

512 Im disoriented. I dont ever ever remember a tribute to a fallen vet like that. Not ever -- Not lately, not since the John Wayne stereotype was mocked and discredited by the sixties protestors. Certainly not since '72 when the progressives took over the democrat party. Even when Clinton sent troops into the Balkans, it wasn't the troops who were seen as heroic; it was Bill Clinton who was the hero.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (Dru0V)

513 One dead from tornado in Ottawa, IL. Not too far from my bro. Yikes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (Qk4LE)

514 Save up and buy a white onion for your belt. What's that for?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (aaHY9)

515 397 I'm giving up Lent for Lent. Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 10:48 PM (q177U) My favorite thing to give up for Lent? Restraint.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (X52ZZ)

516 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (WLc1h) My favorite lake, a flowage, is pretty much shot to hell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (voOPb)

517 "Your apology is knowing that Ace now knows how very wrong he was about Donald Trump." Does he? That's my real point

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (bQxkN)

518 Well, I don't want to criticize her, but I don't think her posture was appropriate in a room full of men. Acting like a lady is important. I agree, I wish there was more dignity and better manners in our culture. I wish people embraced and appreciated growing up instead of yelling "its a trap" and trying to be peter pan. But its like shouting against a hurricane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:03 PM (39g3+)

519 Egg + Mayo + bread = Egg salad sam, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:04 PM (aaHY9)

520 Cold hard boiled eggs. I started carrying those in my overcoat pockets after an old-timer introduced me to the trick. You can save a lot of money that way. Save up and buy a white onion for your belt.
---
I wish I  could say I did not understand the reference...

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 06:04 PM (J5mC3)

521 He didn't say enough times that he was going to make America Great Again.

Posted by: Van Jones at February 28, 2017 06:04 PM (FqgrG)

522 Just imagine what Barky and Reggie did on that couch.

I imagine that's a new couch anyway, or at least has a new cover. Mooch probably stole all the couch covers for dress material, anyway.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 06:04 PM (DW+jj)

523 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM ( Crossing the river at the drive on beach. Oceano dunes http://preview.tinyurl.com/je4qm2w This makes me nervous too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 06:04 PM (u8Ywb)

524 Uh he talked about the problem of drugs coming into the country. Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 11:02 PM (cAnNx) Rick Santorum countered with this, and Jones was still all wee-weed up about opioids specifically. A month into the Presidency and Trump hasn't solved that problem yet.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (HV1LS)

525 Catching up on the speech now. It looks pretty great, but I'm wondering... what was the deal with the "immigration reform" scare stories earlier tonight? (Is it possible that the WH released deliberately misleading excerpts, to mess with the press? Or did the media just see the phrase "immigration reform" and wet its pants?)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (10LGw)

526 Star Trek actor George Takei was on a roll, denouncing Trump at least ten times throughout the night. Takei is a silly old queen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

527 506 495 Van Jones is now complaining that Trump did not address the opioid crisis. Whoo boy. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 11:01 PM (HV1LS) Uh he talked about the problem of drugs coming into the country. Posted by: Buzzion at February 28, 2017 11:02 PM (cAnNx) I remember him talking about the opioid crisis in his campaign rallies.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

528 "I'm overly cautious driving on ice either with my truck or atv.
Never came close to breaking thru

Moving water & ice a no-no"

As a teenager I put the tip of my cross country skis through the ice once on a lake I knew well. I still will drive on lakes but always with the door open and never near inlets, outlets or under bridges.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (W6Ch1)

529 I'm giving up Lent for Lent.

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 10:48 PM (q177U)

My favorite thing to give up for Lent? Restraint.
--

Every year for Lent my Dad gave up sky-diving.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (J5mC3)

530 If you can't criticize what he did say, look as hard as you can for something he didn't. Or just Lie and say he didn't say what he said. President mentioned the "nation's drug epidemic" thoroughly.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:05 PM (aaHY9)

531 Cold hard boiled eggs. I started carrying those in my overcoat pockets after an old-timer introduced me to the trick Pickle em. They store better and taste surprisingly good. It also firms up the flesh so they are more durable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (39g3+)

532 Did Van Jones look a little sweaty and pale when he said that? Maybe started fidgeting, scratching his own arms a bit?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (6FqZa)

533 Isn't Kelly Ann like Dana Perino sized? If'n you're that short, a 'pass' is definitely warranted on a couch-type situation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (4YGWz)

534 Chrissy tingles knows which way the wind is blowing meh Vic glad to see your back GOD BLESS and pelosii skankles are scrunts@!

Posted by: vizzy at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (TdKpj)

535 505 >> Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the
>> couch kind of sexy?

If you're having a pervy thought, rest assured that I've had it too, and even more debauched.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 11:02 PM (DW+jj)


If HRC was in the WH, we would have Huma on the couch like that.


Or worse.


*shudders violently*



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (8iiMU)

536 Takei is a fussy little fellow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (uSlc8)

537 Save up and buy a white onion for your belt. What's that for? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 Holds up your pants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 06:06 PM (IqV8l)

538 The Best Part tonight?? The best part of the speech was the part about the mess he inherited. That had the Democrats STYMIED.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:07 PM (aaHY9)

539 I like 14 year olds as much as I hate Trump. Peach fuzz, yum!

Posted by: George Takei the at February 28, 2017 06:07 PM (FqgrG)

540 "Oceano dunes"

That is a weird wild place. Not least the people who hang out there.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 06:07 PM (noWW6)

541 I'm giving up lint for Lent.

Posted by: Umbilicus at February 28, 2017 06:07 PM (DMUuz)

542 >>>Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy?

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (jKUeC)<<<



Disgusting. Couldn't even see her feet.

Posted by: Dick Morris at February 28, 2017 06:07 PM (4nvOb)

543 I'm giving up lint for Lent. Posted by: Umbilicus /guffaw!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:08 PM (aaHY9)

544 531. Ahh..but they're not protected by the shell in that case. You wrap each egg in three or four of the paper napkins you snaffle from the place where you get your morning coffee.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:08 PM (lutOX)

545 Takei is a silly old queen. Posted by: Mr. Peebles He should play the Borg queen in the next Trek pic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

546 "Cold hard boiled eggs."

Scotch eggs.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (noWW6)

547 Donna, I'm tired of seeing people who live or work at the White House treat it so informally. I haven't forgotten pictures of the Mooch in her short shorts and bare feet in their living room there. Or prancing down the steps of AF1 looking like she just finished her chores. Or the JEF with his feet on the Resolute Desk. Melania has been a breath of fresh air. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I appreciate when people use their best manners.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (Z56vq)

548 Kellyanne, call me when you decide to stop teasing, Kay thank!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (FqgrG)

549 Lip service to Obamacare repeal. Just like W's "attempt" to reform Social Security. Buying the stupid vote with empty promises. Suckers.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (tLrGf)

550 So were the Dems celebrating their privilege by wearing white?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 06:09 PM (W6Ch1)

551 Between myself and the COB's Mr. Wynn has been banned over 30 times. Do you have a solution to an endless supply of VPN's? Posted by: Tim in Illinois I noticed the changing hash - I should have figured it out. Appreciate the effort by all you cobs for having to put on the hip boots and do this sort of thing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 06:10 PM (W8bn5)

552 Egg + Mayo + bread = Egg salad sam, no? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 Here lies Sam, Victim of Soothie. Went to chop a ham, ended up in a coozie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:10 PM (4YGWz)

553 I'm giving up Luntz for Lentz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

554 Rachel Dolezal and Octomom porn. You're welcome. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM (4nvOb) She should hire out as a stunt double for Debbie Washingmachine Schlitz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 06:10 PM (WDdjT)

555 495 Van Jones is now complaining that Trump did not address the opioid crisis. **** Of course he didn't. It mostly kills dems. (rimshot)

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (hVdx9)

556 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2017 11:06 PM (8iiMU) I saw the pic on FB this morning and immediately thought about what I'd like to do with her. (I find pictures like that sexier than graphic photos) Then I got busy and corrected the caption from "The Hill" which stated she was relaxing on the couch. She wasn't, and there are other pictures to prove it.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (jKUeC)

557 Debbie Wasserman Shultz and Keith Ellison did not stand during ovation to Ryan Owen's widow (the only 2 people in the room who remained seated) according to Benny Johnson and other reports. To quote "stayed firmly in their seats, no clapping." Effing commies couldn't eve fake it.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (+51lA)

558 Speaking of Dana Perino, what is the deal with her hair? She can look good when her hair is right, but it's all over the map. Tonight it was matted down on her head for some reason.  Tomorrow, it will be something different.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (DW+jj)

559 Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 11:07 PM (noWW6) A bunch of people from the valley go there. They're crazy. We used to go camping there with my family when I was growing up. We like watching the people cross the river at high tide towing a camper.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (u8Ywb)

560 Bill Wynn = Iago

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2017 06:11 PM (oVJmc)

561 Loved how the Dems bolted for the doors after the beat down.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (XoldI)

562 550 So were the Dems celebrating their privilege by wearing white? Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 11:09 PM (W6Ch1) **************************************** It was an ode to their KKK roots.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (+51lA)

563 I'm reading that Wasserman-Schulz and Ellison both stayed seated and did not clap for Mrs Ryan. One wonders why, specifically.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (39g3+)

564 My favorite thing to give up for Lent? Restraint. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 28, 2017 11:03 PM (X52ZZ) ======= I give up my gym membership for Lent. It hurts, but whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (JKGcx)

565 Shit. Elaine Chao talking more toll roads to pay for infrastructure.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (TdMsT)

566 Anyone gonna yell if I say That Cho babe is kinda a terrible interview?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 06:12 PM (br2jI)

567 Keith Ellison isn't going to stand for an infidel.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (FqgrG)

568 Really great Cindy....

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (M3DRt)

569 549 Go away. We don't want you here.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (Z56vq)

570 I see this thread is moving along quickly.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (nDcc3)

571 561 Loved how the Dems bolted for the doors after the beat down. Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2017 11:12 PM (XoldI) ****************************************** Like roaches scurrying from the light, they rushed to call their master, Soros, to ask how they were supposed to spin this as bad for Trump.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (+51lA)

572 Speaking of Dana Perino, what is the deal with her hair? She can look good when her hair is right, but it's all over the map. Tonight it was matted down on her head for some reason. Tomorrow, it will be something different. Posted by: publius As long as it still has length to grip, men don't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (4YGWz)

573 Nice job Mis Hum Decided to take Ace's recommendation and give up Twitter for Lent. Although Gay Patriot announced a few days ago he was doing the same. I deleted the Twitter app from my phone so I won't cheat. I might become a nicer person and more productive at work.

Posted by: bossybarb at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (7czoZ)

574 What's that for?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 11:03 PM (aaHY9)


That was the fashion of the time.

(actually, in proto-Germanic cultures, great respect was given to alliums and they were often carried as charms. Especially the spear-like allium, the Gar - leeks. 

Anyhow, that's your minute of your life you will never get back)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (WQX/u)

575 What am I giving up for lent? My old body dumping grounds.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 06:13 PM (hVdx9)

576 One heck of a rain storm here in Central Illinois. No Tornado warnings yet. GBT Just ignore Mr. Bill or laugh at him.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 06:14 PM (d76uN)

577 Great ONT, MisHum. Not through content yet.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

578 Like the venerable Bill Wynn, I'm also concerned about Drumpf's chances now that he's going to betray everyone on immigration (which was clear from the concerning joint session). Here's my updated concerning polling results for Trump. Hill-dawg (revived): 99.9% Drumpf: -76.8% Egg McMuffin: 0.1% If this trend holds, Trump is going to have an early Tuesday night.

Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at February 28, 2017 06:14 PM (E/ibL)

579 "The Best Part tonight??

The best part of the speech was the part about the mess he inherited. That had the Democrats STYMIED.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45"

I like the way the Dems left so rapidly at the end, thinking they were making some bold protest statement.

In reality it looked like they were fleeing to safety and came across as pathetic.  Who's great idea was that?  Pelosi?

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2017 06:14 PM (NbRJx)

580 546. Ahhhhh.....nargis kofta. Heart-stoppingly good. But hard to carry in your pockets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:14 PM (YMdJa)

581 Holy crap! I own that very dress that Marie Barf is wearing! Got it at a second-hand shop on Ventura Ave. I paid less for it than she did and I look better in it, just FYI. Posted by: Tired Mom at February 28, 2017 10:40 PM (WHV2E) You know the rules, I don't care how tired you are.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (D2vc1)

582 438 The B-52 is a fine bomber. Its been a USAF workhorse for years. The band sucks. Could not stand the B52s for the longest time because my PE teacher in elementary school made us run laps to them in the gym. In hindsight, I am astonished she got away with playing Love Shack to a bunch of young kids. Ah the 80s, a more innocent time.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (LiMbk)

583 The Dem response starts out: "I'm Steve Beshear. I was governor of Kentucky from 2007 to 2015... I'm a proud Democrat, but first and foremost, I'm a proud Republican, and Democrat, and mostly American." Poor guy... right out of the gate.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (10LGw)

584 Holy shit MSNBC is retarded on election night. And it's only hour one. Can't wait for the descent into hell for them.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (OoOd6)

585 It's Lent already? Somebody should have said something already.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (Z56vq)

586 My fellow Americans, I come before you today to tell you that the State of the Schadenboner is strong!

Posted by: President Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 06:15 PM (sK2fh)

587 The opioid crisis. Do we not have bigger fish to fry? And what does he propose, turning back the clock so OxyCodone, Hydrocodone and Fentanyl no longer exist? As far as I'm concerned it's a state issue for medical boards and law enforcement to deal with. I don't want the DEA or any of those other jackbooted dipshits anywhere near the issue.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 06:16 PM (0mRoj)

588 "Do you realize the bullet we dodged?

Can you imagine having to witness with our own eyes hillary clinton be announced as president and give an address to Congress and to The People?

Makes me sick thinking about it. Posted by: Soothsayer 45"

I think of it as we were all stuck in a bus that was hurtling towards a yawning chasm, with an insane, malicious driver at the wheel.  Suddenly, at the last second the driver is yanked from the seat and ejected from the bus, and the new driver narrowly averts disaster.  The bus rolls off into a new world of prosperity while a party breaks out onboard, complete with drinks and rock & roll music.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 28, 2017 06:16 PM (w+Jhj)

589 One heck of a rain storm here in Central Illinois. No Tornado warnings yet. GBT Just ignore Mr. Bill or laugh at him. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 11:14 PM (d76uN) Heading our way to S.E. Michigan. Tornado warning till midnight in a couple of our southern counties. Heavy rains for us a bit further north.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:16 PM (jKUeC)

590 A Hillary shill tweeted that tge young widow was a fool for letting herself get used and wasnt honoring his memory He got swarmed and took his account private Dan Grillo Remember that name

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 06:16 PM (MZ/gs)

591 >>>Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (jKUeC)<<< Disgusting. Couldn't even see her feet. Posted by: Dick Morris ^^^THIS^^^

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 28, 2017 06:17 PM (W8bn5)

592 I love "Rock Lobster" by the b-52s.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:17 PM (TdMsT)

593 actually, in proto-Germanic cultures, great respect was given to alliums and they were often carried as charms. Especially the spear-like allium, the Gar - leeks. Anyhow, that's your minute of your life you will never get back) Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 11:13 PM (WQX/u) That's interesting, I didn't know that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 06:17 PM (u8Ywb)

594 Scotch eggs.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 11:09 PM (noWW6)


Yes.  They repel stains and moisture.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 06:17 PM (WQX/u)

595 "Makes me sick thinking about it. " It was the Flight 93 election. We had to rush the cockpit.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (w7KSn)

596 It's very telling that Trump didn't mention continued funding for Spanish-American War Veterans. Obviously he's only paying lip service.

Posted by: Will Bynn at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

597 Donald Trump may or may not deliver on every single promise. What he will do is his best to make the Supreme Court more conservative. That's plenty. Anything else will be icing on the cake.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (Z56vq)

598 This will be my last ONT for a while. I'm going offline while at home during Lent. Wow. Personally, I'd go in baby steps. Like first giving up porn, see how that goes.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (kCDOM)

599 This is my favorite B-52s song https://youtu.be/0QHAuM-uS2M They are an odd, offbeat band but they somehow work. And I love Kate Pierson's hot voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (39g3+)

600 Saw the B52s play county fair this past summer. Still kicking it for senior citizens. Cindy Wilson's voice has not held up, but Fred and Kate still going strong.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 06:18 PM (HV1LS)

601 Turned it to MSNBC. Tingles is complaining about the Dems chose vessel for their response. Winning once again! Posted by: ALH ------------ They should have let me do it! Don't they listen to me? I can tell them what to say.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (ZO497)

602 It's Lent already? Somebody should have said something already. Posted by: ALH You just have to shake for a reply.

Posted by: Magic Catholic 8-Ball[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (4YGWz)

603 539 I like 14 year olds as much as I hate Trump. Peach fuzz, yum! Posted by: George Takei the at February 28, 2017 11:07 PM (FqgrG Didn't you jerk off a stranger live on Howard Stern on your birthday?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (OoOd6)

604 Egg salad sandwich is more than just eggs, mayo and bread. Add some yellow mustard, salt, paprika, cayenne pepper and chopped green onions if you want a really great egg salad sandwich.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (+51lA)

605 595 Scotch eggs. Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 11:09 PM (noWW6) Yes. They repel stains and moisture. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 11:17 PM (WQX/u) And notoriously cheap.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

606 I'm giving up sobriety for Lent. It's just a few hours during the workday, so it's not much of a sacrifice.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (sdi6R)

607 I heard Dana Perino on Fox make a good point... The Dems weren't making a mad dash for the exit just to get away from the scene of the rhetorical pimp-slapping of their party. They were rushing to find the nearest camera in a futile effort to spin their miserable faces off in front of any media that would listen about how they didn't just get their posteriors served up to them on Royal Doulton. (well, she used different words, but the same point was made).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 06:19 PM (sK2fh)

608
Reading the comments here and below, it sounds like I missed a great speech, have to catch a replay.  It also sounds like it didn't ally my chief concern : the ol' repeal and replace mardi gras kabuki dance.  Oh well, at least its not hillary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2017 06:20 PM (ODxAs)

609 584 Holy shit MSNBC is retarded on election night. And it's only hour one. Can't wait for the descent into hell for them. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 11:15 PM (OoOd6) Watching election night coverage on YouTube is my very guilty secret. It's addicting and very very gratifying!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:21 PM (TdMsT)

610 >>>A Hillary shill tweeted that tge young widow was a fool for letting herself get used and wasnt honoring his memory
He got swarmed and took his account private
Dan Grillo
Remember that name
Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 11:16 PM (MZ/gs)<<<



Yeah. That was really terrible how she let herself be made a spectacle of. For shame.

Posted by: that gold star muzzie fam at Cankles' nominating convention at February 28, 2017 06:21 PM (4nvOb)

611 Not exactly inspiring stuff. Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 10:25 PM (9nplG) Pro tip, Bill: when phoning it in, pull hard on your can, so the string is taut, and we can hear you in the can on this end. And point and laugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 06:21 PM (WDdjT)

612 Comments are intermittently going to 500 error: Destination Fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 06:21 PM (0mRoj)

613 I like 14 year olds as much as I hate Trump. Peach fuzz, yum! Posted by: George Takei ------ Didn't you jerk off a stranger live on Howard Stern on your birthday? Posted by: Widespread Pepe **** You just had to put that image in my head, you b*stard.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 06:21 PM (hVdx9)

614 Pixy had some bad fish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 06:23 PM (uSlc8)

615 Add some yellow mustard, salt, paprika, cayenne pepper and chopped green onions if you want a really great egg salad sandwich. You're the type to ruin Meatloaf too with all your fancy city fixins.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 06:25 PM (aaHY9)

616 Test.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 06:25 PM (D2vc1)

617 The fuck?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:25 PM (4YGWz)

618 Can you imagine having to witness with our own eyes hillary clinton be announced as president and give an address to Congress and to The People? Makes me sick thinking about it. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 I think of it as we were all stuck in a bus that was hurtling towards a yawning chasm, with an insane, malicious driver at the wheel. Suddenly, at the last second the driver is yanked from the seat and ejected from the bus, and the new driver narrowly averts disaster. The bus rolls off into a new world of prosperity while a party breaks out onboard, complete with drinks and rock roll music. Posted by: AshevilleRobert We were trapped without hope in Miss Hannigan's hellhole of an orphanage, and then we got pulled out of there by Daddy Warbucks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 06:25 PM (W8bn5)

619 I hate it when my SQL server goes away.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

620 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651233674997761 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651339585372160 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651518719852544 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651630435131392

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2017 06:26 PM (AOrEZ)

621 Someone gave the hamsters bad eggs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:26 PM (39g3+)

622 621 Someone gave the hamsters bad eggs Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:26 PM (39g3+) They weren't boiled long enough.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

623 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651772563292160 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836651889575997446 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836652004470566912 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/836652119583244293

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (AOrEZ)

624 Where was Ruth Bader Ginsberg tonight? Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 28, 2017 10:26 I only saw 5 of the SC there, Clarence Thomas was missing too. That leaves one more out of the 8, who else was missing?

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (o/90i)

625 Heading our way to S.E. Michigan. Tornado warning till midnight in a couple of our southern counties. Heavy rains for us a bit further north. Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 11:16 PM (jKUeC) I'm liking this early Spring. Except for the mud the kids will be tracking into the house.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (d76uN)

626 Holy crap. Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2017 10:29 PM (yL25O) White truck with green toolbox has Alberta plates, but all the other incidents seem to be Russian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (WDdjT)

627 Comments are intermittently going to 500 error: Destination Fucked. Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 11:21 PM (0mRoj) That's computer language I can understand.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (aMlLZ)

628 We just lost two hamsters. A moment of silence please

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 06:27 PM (hVdx9)

629 CNN poll: 78% liked the speech. WOW

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 28, 2017 06:30 PM (APQfM)

630 It was the Flight 93 election. We had to rush the cockpit. This. Still feel so relieved we won.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:30 PM (Z56vq)

631 618. Pfft! we were all Pig-Killer, doing life in the Underworld, when Max showed up. 'The dices is rollin'! I can feel feel it!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:30 PM (lutOX)

632 I used to rock, but won't remaster/release the evidence...

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 06:31 PM (M3DRt)

633 >>>I'm liking this early Spring. Except for the mud the kids will be tracking into the house. The pups have been bringing in mud for a couple of weeks now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 06:31 PM (voOPb)

634 Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 11:16 PM (jKUeC) If you're in bill's neck of the woods, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Ohio, and Northern Kentucky pay close attention to the weather overnight. Multiple tornadoes are on the ground including one that has visited three states.

Posted by: vendette at February 28, 2017 06:32 PM (VSjwn)

635 It was the Flight 93 election. We had to rush the cockpit. When will Neil Young do a song about it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

636 628 We just lost two hamsters. A moment of silence please

Nope.  Upgraded to quokkas.   Having a little trouble breaking them in.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 28, 2017 06:32 PM (uqnYW)

637 "Someone gave the hamsters bad eggs"

And a way to light their farts.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 06:32 PM (W6Ch1)

638 Hamster flambe!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:33 PM (u8kLQ)

639 >>>Someone gave the hamsters bad eggs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:26 PM (39g3+)<<<



Green Eggs and Ham-sters

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at February 28, 2017 06:33 PM (4nvOb)

640 test

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 06:34 PM (Bllk5)

641 If you're in bill's neck of the woods, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Ohio, and Northern Kentucky pay close attention to the weather overnight. Multiple tornadoes are on the ground including one that has visited three states. Posted by: vendette at February 28, 2017 11:32 PM (VSjwn) Our local news just broke in a said we have a tornado watch in counties south of Detroit to Toledo until 7 A.M.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:34 PM (jKUeC)

642 We just lost two hamsters. A moment of silence please Nope. Upgraded to quokkas. Having a little trouble breaking them in. Posted by: Off the reservation **** The quokkas ate the hamsters.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 06:34 PM (hVdx9)

643 I'll be giving up Lent for Hope. Hope Hicks? Well, sure. Who wouldn't?

Posted by: thpfister@bresnan.net at February 28, 2017 06:35 PM (CL76w)

644 That's it, we're unionizing!!

Posted by: Hamster Lives Matter at February 28, 2017 06:35 PM (u8kLQ)

645 Ummmmm. I hope the preganat giraffe will hurry up and give birth so she can replace Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 06:35 PM (OoOd6)

646 Another six days and I'll be in Florida where all I have to worry about will be being hit by a baseball this time of year.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:36 PM (jKUeC)

647 Kinda missed the whole "OMG Conway on a couch" thread, but did anyone there point out that these pimples are trying to play "gotcha" by making a big deal out of this picture... and all they're really doing is virally spreading a picture of PDT and a gaggle of Black leaders happily bro-ing out in the Oval Office? OODA loop indeed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 06:36 PM (sK2fh)

648 There's a beach here that you can drive on and camp. After we've had a lot of rain the creek flows into the ocean and you have to drive through it to get to the dunes.
We like to sit and watch the people get stuck. The tow truck guys make a fortune.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2017 10:57 PM (u8Ywb)
---
Pismo?

haven't been there since the 80's

Posted by: redc1c4, in The Valley, like totally at February 28, 2017 06:36 PM (vSdq7)

649 Tornado Watch until 4AM. Looks like a long night.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 06:36 PM (d76uN)

650 That's it, we're unionizing!! Posted by: Hamster Lives Matter **** Union shmunion. Crunchy and delicious!

Posted by: Quokka 1 at February 28, 2017 06:37 PM (hVdx9)

651 646' you a snowbird?

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (M3DRt)

652 I'll be giving up Lent for Hope.
---
i'd give up Lent for Hope Solo...

Posted by: redc1c4, in The Valley, like totally at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (vSdq7)

653 Ah, the board is back. I wonder where it goes when those so called "SQL Server error message" appears? Why does it disappear mysteriously and all of a sudden re-appear? Wormholes? Just asking questions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (k82u2)

654 Wow! What a bunch of giddy assholes. They just knew that Hillary would win putting the final stake in the heart of America. But thank the Lord we know how it ends. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (OoOd6)

655 Nobody who watched that speech can say, "This guy's not presidential."

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (dargh)

656 off silly Val sock!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 06:38 PM (vSdq7)

657 I told Ace to get new hamsters, or spring for capyberas and anteaters.....but, oh no!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:39 PM (YMdJa)

658 Nobody who watched that speech can say, "This guy's not presidential." Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 11:38 PM (dargh) Well, deranged lunatics. And liars. So basically Democrats. But... yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 06:39 PM (sK2fh)

659 Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 11:34 PM (jKUeC) A storm that developed near joplin, mo turned into a supercell with tornado. It threw vehicles around the road on I-55 at Perryville, mo and just did the same at 64 in evansville, in. Over 300 miles for this storm with no letup. This entire system is potent.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 06:39 PM (VSjwn)

660 super home run.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 28, 2017 06:39 PM (WTSFk)

661 518 Well, I don't want to criticize her, but I don't think her posture was appropriate in a room full of men. Acting like a lady is important. I agree, I wish there was more dignity and better manners in our culture. I wish people embraced and appreciated growing up instead of yelling "its a trap" and trying to be peter pan. But its like shouting against a hurricane. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:03 PM (39g3+) --- *snort*

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:40 PM (CRotO)

662 CaliGirl are you still practicing your guitar?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 06:40 PM (WQX/u)

663 CNN is having a Town Hall with two MAVERICK Republican Senators, John McCain and Lindsey Graham. Moderated by Dana Bash. Eff me to tears.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 06:40 PM (HV1LS)

664 The pups have been bringing in mud for a couple of weeks now Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 11:31 Same here. Because the yard has been seldom frozen this winter the dogs have torn up a good part of the yard this winter where grass was thin. Hail tonight was an interesting twist.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 06:40 PM (o/90i)

665 Well, deranged lunatics. And liars. So basically Democrats. Posted by: Warai-otoko *autistic screeching *

Posted by: Putterico [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:40 PM (4YGWz)

666 Hey Farmer.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (CRotO)

667 Nobody who watched that speech can say, "This guy's not presidential." Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 11:38 PM (dargh) The left can. I'm starting to really think they seriously don't deserve to live here.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

668 ... the trump address. a home run but with "super" added in front!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (WTSFk)

669 I told Ace to get new hamsters, or spring for capyberas and anteaters.....but, oh no! Even worse is who Ace hired to supervise the night shift: Richard Gere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (u8kLQ)

670 604 Egg salad sandwich is more than just eggs, mayo and bread. Add some yellow mustard, salt, paprika, cayenne pepper and chopped green onions if you want a really great egg salad sandwich. Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 11:19 PM (+51lA) Eggs, mustard, mayo, sweet relish, chopped olives, paprika. If it's wrong I got no plans to be right.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (LiMbk)

671 Tonight it was matted down on her head for some reason.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 11:11 PM (DW+jj)


I did that.


After I ejected Jasper from the room.


Posted by: Greg Gutfield at February 28, 2017 06:41 PM (8iiMU)

672 ""Your apology is knowing that Ace now knows how very wrong he was about Donald Trump." Does he? That's my real point I'm not intent on rubbing Ace's nose in being wrong on Trump (or more accurately 6 to 12 months behind the curve) -- that's incidental -- as upping his game with better ledes in this Brave New Exciting World

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (bQxkN)

673 (...you can pretty much add "super" to anything for emphasis.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (WTSFk)

674 People point at her and laugh. And really classy author would have added, "I did, too."

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s][/u]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (v1g1+)

675 From the snippets I have seen from the MFM tonite Trump seems to have won the first round against them with his speech. The MFM now concedes Trump is a legitimate president. I don't think we will hear about Russia much anymore.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (C06tc)

676 Imagine if they swapped out the hamsters for quokkas!

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (HV1LS)

677 "There's a beach here that you can drive on and camp.
After we've had a lot of rain the creek flows into the ocean and you
have to drive through it to get to the dunes.

We like to sit and watch the people get stuck."

As a community service you should post "Momentum" signs just before the crossings. Just to make the laughter that much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (W6Ch1)

678 Be safe, Tim in Illinois.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:42 PM (Z56vq)

679 666 and SMFH...

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 28, 2017 06:43 PM (4nvOb)

680 Shattering speech. Very emotional. I've never been moved by any presidential speech like this one. But I'm guessingwe live in times very different than 20+ years ago. I can't wait for Levin to zero in on his crusade tomorrow--protectionism, the bane of capitalism and how Trump will stifle trade, yada yada.

Posted by: fly gal at February 28, 2017 06:43 PM (h6JMd)

681 I didn't see too many drivers escape from the vehicles falling through the ice...

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:43 PM (CRotO)

682 "Elon Musk's Space Exploration Technologies Corp. plans to send two private citizens on a trip around the moon late next year as it continues to work with NASA for a planned crewed mission to the International Space Station. ...the trip that will use the Falcon Heavy, a new rocket in development that SpaceX has yet to fly." Hope it's fuel cells work better than Tesla's...

Posted by: Not Wernher von Braun at February 28, 2017 06:44 PM (2hPK8)

683 Trump said that he thought the Nancy Pelosi was incompetent. Tonight, she proved she was obsolete, also.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:44 PM (Z56vq)

684 CNN is having a Town Hall with two MAVERICK Republican Senators, John McCain and Lindsey Graham. Bret and Bart were better Mavericks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

685 679 666 and SMFH... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 28, 2017 11:43 PM (4nvOb) --- Why run? You'll only die tired.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:44 PM (CRotO)

686 btw: trump gave himself a c for his communication problems. he was right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 28, 2017 06:44 PM (WTSFk)

687 Trump said that he thought the Nancy Pelosi was incompetent. Tonight, she proved she was obsolete, also. Posted by: ALH Oh that's easy for say to you!! *passes out drunk*

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:45 PM (u8kLQ)

688 You're the type to ruin Meatloaf too with all your fancy city fixins. Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 11:25 PM (aaHY9) ************************ Nah -- I think there is a failure to communicate. Eggs, mayo and bread is an egg sandwich IMO -- which is good (I prefer a fried egg rather than hard boiled). An egg salad sandwich requires a "salad" made from the egg first --- chopped up hard boiled eggs, mayo, mustard, etc. then put on bread.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:45 PM (+51lA)

689 Yeah, there was a tornado in Ottawa IL this evening.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 28, 2017 06:45 PM (GdgAM)

690 Hey Farmer. Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 11:41 Hey you, how's TX?

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (o/90i)

691 (that last one should have been signed, Nancy P.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (u8kLQ)

692 Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 11:39 PM (VSjwn) Now they're telling us near Detroit, severe thunderstorms with winds up to 60 mph, along with the tornado watch.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (jKUeC)

693 565 Shit. Elaine Chao talking more toll roads to pay for infrastructure. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT) 566 Anyone gonna yell if I say That Cho babe is kinda a terrible interview? Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 28, 2017 11:12 PM (br2jI) McConnell's wife. Family is big in shipping. They got a nice multi-million $ wedding gift, IIRC. I think she was labor sec in the Bush admin or somesuch thing. You can bet your ass it's a bartered appointment.

Posted by: Not Wernher von Braun at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (2hPK8)

694 I can't wait for Levin to zero in on his crusade tomorrow--protectionism, the bane of capitalism and how Trump will stifle trade, yada yada. Posted by: fly gal Savage was whining about Kellyanne Conway. Again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

695 We had a storm here - Sunday night, it must have been - damned near tore the roof off my field HQ. No joke - the place shook. Marlowe the housecat tried to climb up and hide inside my robe, and, generally, he's unflappable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (lutOX)

696 I remember in the old days when those 500 Error messages came up, you would have to pack up, move to a new town, THEN clear out your browser cache, and EVEN THEN it was touch and go...

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 06:46 PM (w7KSn)

697 647 Kinda missed the whole "OMG Conway on a couch" thread, but did anyone there point out that these pimples are trying to play "gotcha" by making a big deal out of this picture... and all they're really doing is virally spreading a picture of PDT and a gaggle of Black leaders happily bro-ing out in the Oval Office? OODA loop indeed. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 11:36 PM (sK2fh) Yep, that has been noted. #NotTiredOfWinning

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

698 No more wine for you, qdpsteve.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:47 PM (Z56vq)

699 Eastern oklahoma and western Arkansas are going to get a new tornado watch.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 06:47 PM (VSjwn)

700 Pelosi is the winner. Oh, wait--wrong envelope. Trump is the winner.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 28, 2017 06:47 PM (Ndje9)

701 ALH, LOL. Was a mistake. Meant to sign that with Pelosi's name. Sigh. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:47 PM (u8kLQ)

702 r & r...

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 06:48 PM (M3DRt)

703 Eggs, mustard, mayo, sweet relish, chopped olives, paprika. If it's wrong I got no plans to be right. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 11:41 PM (LiMbk) **************************** Sweet relish is also excellent in egg salad, rather than green onions.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 28, 2017 06:48 PM (+51lA)

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 06:48 PM (M3DRt)

705 Did Tami make it through the tornado warning okay? I'd hate for her to end up in Oz or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (39g3+)

706 The Dem response starts out: "I'm Steve Beshear. I was governor of Kentucky from 2007 to 2015... I'm a proud Democrat, but first and foremost, I'm a proud Republican, and Democrat, and mostly American." Poor guy... right out of the gate. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 11:15 PM (10LGw) ------------------------------------ I have been somewhat proud of my ability to stand or sit motionless for a lengthy period of time. Even I am impressed by the lack of motion by the crowd the Dems found to be a backdrop for the ex-Gov.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (OmhcY)

707 >>>You'll only die tired.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 11:44 PM (CRotO)<<<


So true.


Besides, we penguins don't run so well.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (4nvOb)

708 trump trump trump deport deport deport

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (VBsKP)

709 Was a mistake. Meant to sign that with Pelosi's name. Sigh. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 11:47 PM (u8kLQ) Its why I don't do socks. The fail rate would be staggering.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (aMlLZ)

710 For years I've thought it was stupid of Fox not to find a slot for a Mark Steyn show. Finally he gets a show but it's with CRTV. Blech. But my resistance wears down and I'm about to subscribe when they fire him. My original reluctance confirmed.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (nFdGS)

711 From the snippets I have seen from the MFM tonite Trump seems to have won the first round against them with his speech. The MFM now concedes Trump is a legitimate president. I don't think we will hear about Russia much anymore. Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2017 11:42 PM (C06tc) Geez, I hope you're right. I watched my local Fox station (no cable) and Shemp was on after the speech. I was impressed by his demeanor as he acted humbled and had nothing but (grudging) praise for Trump's speech.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (jKUeC)

712 647 Kinda missed the whole "OMG Conway on a couch" thread, but did anyone there point out that these pimples are trying to play "gotcha" by making a big deal out of this picture... and all they're really doing is virally spreading a picture of PDT and a gaggle of Black leaders happily bro-ing out in the Oval Office? OODA loop indeed. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 11:36 PM (sK2fh) Didn't Bill Clinton, near the vicinity of the Oval Office, get a bj and stick a cigar up the privates of a young intern? And these leftwards had NO PROBLEM letting that perv be first husband in the WH?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:49 PM (TdMsT)

713 CNN is having a Town Hall with two MAVERICK Republican Senators, John McCain and Lindsey Graham. ======÷ They may as well finally come put as DIABLOS, and save us all the trouble

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2017 06:50 PM (JKGcx)

714 humid it the moment, but other than that, meh. Getting used to owning cats again. My daughter isn't supposed to have pets in her apt, and she wanted me to take them. Shadow is two, and she's like AtC (hates outside). Henry is three months old, and as expected, gets on Shadow's nerves. She's had to swat him a few times to get him to cut the shit out.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:50 PM (CRotO)

715 Was this the kick-off to the 2020 campaign?

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:50 PM (Z56vq)

716 President Trump just took the momentum back from the Democrats, they had it a couple weeks with the court decision and the news cycle. Now he needs to keep it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:50 PM (39g3+)

717 705 Did Tami make it through the tornado warning okay? I'd hate for her to end up in Oz or something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:49 PM (39g3+) She'll be hanging with aussie in the morning thread.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2017 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

718 There's a place up in Elgin, TX, makes a dmaned fine burger. Rise and Shine it's called, or something like that. Nice burger patty - grass-fed - topped with a fried egg, the usual burger fixings, and a sort of sri racha and mayonnaise sauce. Quite good. But, really, it's hard to go wrong with eggs. Damned near nature's most perfect food.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:51 PM (lutOX)

719 I don't want your lonely mansion with a tear in every room all I want's the love you promised beneath a haloed moon But you think I should be happy with your money and your name and hide myself in sorrow while you play your cheatin' game Silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine and I dare not drown my sorrows in the warm glow of your wine You can't buy my love with money 'cuz I never was that kind silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:51 PM (u8kLQ)

720 >>>Its why I don't do socks.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 11:49 PM (aMlLZ)<<<



Bless you, sir, bless you.

Posted by: the special Christmas jerk socks at February 28, 2017 06:53 PM (4nvOb)

721 The left can. I'm starting to really think they seriously don't deserve to live here. Posted by: Berserker ------------ They are so rabidly devoted to a political philosophy that Anti-Americanism is acceptable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2017 06:53 PM (NBHj5)

722 706 The Dem response starts out: "I'm Steve Beshear. I was governor of Kentucky from 2007 to 2015... I'm a proud Democrat, but first and foremost, I'm a proud Republican, and Democrat, and mostly American." Poor guy... right out of the gate. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 11:15 PM (10LGw) ------------------------------------ I have been somewhat proud of my ability to stand or sit motionless for a lengthy period of time. Even I am impressed by the lack of motion by the crowd the Dems found to be a backdrop for the ex-Gov. Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 11:49 PM (OmhcY) Trying to appeal to Deplorables with a down-home hillbilly response. They think we're stupid enough to fall for it.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 06:53 PM (TdMsT)

723 Berserker, yup. Can be dangerous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 06:53 PM (u8kLQ)

724 Old white guy giving rebuttal from what appeared to be a basement, surrounded by mannequins...now we know how Buffalo Bill would've ended up if Starling hadn't killed him. He'd be a retired dem politician. "Monica Lewinsky? Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?"

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 06:53 PM (dargh)

725 Was this the kick-off to the 2020 campaign? Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 11:50 PM (Z56vq) ------------------------------- Apparently as well as the Sestercentennial (Bicenquinquagenary) celebration.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 06:54 PM (OmhcY)

726 Trying to appeal to Deplorables with a down-home hillbilly response. I think they were trying to reach the over-70 viewer or something, I have no idea. Very odd choice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:54 PM (39g3+)

727 Guess I'm gonna have to watch the highlights, since the 'horde is all aflutter with high praise... bbiab

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:55 PM (CRotO)

728 What a great speech! And I was encouraged by the positive reactions by the audience AND how dour the Dems looked. Good-night! I'm giving up Internet except Sunday afternoon, so I'll see you then.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 28, 2017 06:55 PM (G8B7r)

729 714. Hoping there's that t-storm they were promising to knock some of the damp outta the air. Warmest February and winter I can remember in a while. Not complaining, but I do love a good winter - grew up back east and spent most of my life in a place with four seasons. And I like having the woodstove going. Feels cozy, homelike.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:55 PM (lutOX)

730 Didn't Bill Clinton, near the vicinity of the Oval Office, get a bj and stick a cigar up the privates of a young intern? And these leftwards had NO PROBLEM letting that perv be first husband in the WH? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 11:49 PM (TdMsT) heh. If not for double standards, etc. etc. Another case in point: Old and Busted: "President RockStar Emeritus can heal the world and bend the laws of physics with just his scholarly, honeyed words!" New Hotness: "It was just a dumb speech that someone else wrote for him, he's still a racist nazi anti-semite racist."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 06:55 PM (sK2fh)

731 Fox is replaying the speech. Well, it's late and this old gal will say good night. Y'all have fun, and remember, if you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning.

Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 06:56 PM (Z56vq)

732 Colorado Alex in exile.........Congratulations! So much winning!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2017 06:56 PM (CyXSj)

733 I love "Rock Lobster" by the b-52s. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) My take on the B52's is that they were a novelty band with a few catchy radio hits. No depth, but also no meanness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 06:56 PM (WDdjT)

734 "...at least be a horrible warning." Posted by: ALH at February 28, 2017 11:56 PM (Z56vq) --- *salutes*

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 06:57 PM (CRotO)

735 727. make sure you've got a cig handy for afterward. You're gonna need it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 06:57 PM (lutOX)

736 So the Dems couldn't find anyone currently in office to give the rebuttal?

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 06:58 PM (VSjwn)

737 warning crazy eyes in rebuttal

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (VBsKP)

738 It was the Flight 93 election. We had to rush the cockpit. And on the other flights, if I recall correctly, when they held out boxcutters, the passengers thought "maybe they just want to land us somewhere and hold us hostage". This is the perfect illustration of why we can't let the kinds of things pass, like Milo at Berkeley or Puzder getting mail threats. That's the left trying to get us to think that if we obey, they will eventually let us go. No they won't.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (W8bn5)

739 Colbert has gone full rabid anti-Trump with tonight's live show.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (3Vlkn)

740 I love "Rock Lobster" by the b-52s. Posted by: Ladylibertarian No pop song should be longer than 4min.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (4YGWz)

741 McConnell's wife. Family is big in shipping. They got a nice multi-million $ wedding gift, IIRC. I think she was labor sec in the Bush admin or somesuch thing. You can bet your ass it's a bartered appointment. Posted by: Not Wernher von Braun at February 28, 2017 11:46 That's interesting, never heard of that. Got a link?

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (o/90i)

742 I think the Dems were hoping for a firebrand speech attacking everyone and wanted their rebuttal to be a folksy country fella preaching unity and all American "gosh, we're on your side" in contrast. Except they didn't get that Trump. They got inaugural Trump, the guy who loves America and promises to fight for us and serve us. So they just got old guy who seemed kind of out of touch and boring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 06:59 PM (39g3+)

743 I started to watch Bob Dole's son give the rebuttal but the damn snooze alarm on the clock kept going off.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 07:00 PM (d76uN)

744 Chris Wallace said that if there was any doubt Trump confirmed he is the president. And, politely, inferred the Dems would be off the reservation (Indian lingo) by saying otherwise.

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 07:00 PM (Bllk5)

745 This video of the moment Kelly Ann was on the couch from WZ gives a clue why she did that. I don't think you all need an explanation but context is important. She was keeping herself out of the way of the people filming the event.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/je2mu6q

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 07:01 PM (W6Ch1)

746 Wow. 4 out of 5 Americans liked the speech. Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:01 PM (CRotO)

747 Trump is making hay while the sun shines, which is a good plan. Because very soon a hard rain's a-gonna fall.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at February 28, 2017 07:01 PM (tLrGf)

748 I thought Trump didn't meet with black leaders?

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2017 07:01 PM (zZb/S)

749 565 Shit. Elaine Chao talking more toll roads to pay for infrastructure. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 11:12 PM (TdMsT) I'm okay with toll roads. When I lived in Richmond they helped to get several expressways built that really cut down on the time to get from the middle of the city out to the interstates and highways instead of waiting at stoplights.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2017 07:02 PM (1JnAL)

750 Bill Maher is actually saying that Trump is a jerk for using a human prop. That is how Obamacare was passed, ding dong.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:03 PM (M3DRt)

751 My take on the B52's is that they were a novelty band with a few catchy radio hits. No depth, but also no meanness. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I think "no depth" sums it up perfectly. I believe Fred referred to them as a "crappy little dance band". I remember a friend forcing me to listen to it in high school, and I thought "What is this stuff? This is silly".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 07:03 PM (W8bn5)

752 747. That you, Mr. Zimmerman?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:03 PM (lutOX)

753 Ain't it grand that democrats sit on their asses with a sour face anytime something was brought up that Americans want passed? It's almost like they hate Americans and only give a shit about themselves. Fuckers wouldn't even clap for an American motorcycle company that helped win WWII. Fuck them all right in their squeak holes with an un-sanded 2x4.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2017 07:03 PM (pUDQf)

754 Rubio parts his hair. Just. Like. Hitler.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 07:03 PM (OoOd6)

755 Bill Maher is actually saying that Trump is a jerk for using a human prop. That is how Obamacare was passed, ding dong. Posted by: Bob Seger at March 01, 2017 12:03 AM (M3DRt) Well, it can't be said enough. Maher is a douchebag.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 07:04 PM (aMlLZ)

756 The left kept trying to bash President Trump over the death of Ryan but I suspect that will be forgotten now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 07:04 PM (39g3+)

757 no toll roads here, that is justa dicso east coast thing farthers toll road west is in Oklahoma, or some where around Dallas

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:04 PM (VBsKP)

758 It was the Flight 93 election. We had to rush the cockpit. And on the other flights, if I recall correctly, when they held out boxcutters, the passengers thought "maybe they just want to land us somewhere and hold us hostage". This is the perfect illustration of why we can't let the kinds of things pass, like Milo at Berkeley or Puzder getting mail threats. That's the left trying to get us to think that if we obey, they will eventually let us go. No they won't. --- Fucking. Perfect. Metaphor. Moar WIN!!!: "Military.com reports that Defense Secretary James Mattis has a plan to rapidly defeat ISIS. This plan calls for utilizing multiple national, international, and regional assets. This strategy calls for using multiple points of attacks from military, political, and economic corners. This is an asymmetrical warfare approach to an asymmetrical threat. The plan is secret for understandable reasons, offering President Trump with options to choose from." thisainthell.com

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:04 PM (CRotO)

759 Fuck them all right in their squeak holes with an un-sanded 2x4. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 12:03 AM (pUDQf) Old world 2X4. Nice, crooked, and rough cut.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 07:05 PM (aMlLZ)

760 I'm giving up ampersands for lent.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 28, 2017 07:05 PM (xInes)

761 733 I love "Rock Lobster" by the b-52s. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 28, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) My take on the B52's is that they were a novelty band with a few catchy radio hits. No depth, but also no meanness. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 11:56 PM (WDdjT) Sometimes no mind, catchy music is fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 07:05 PM (voOPb)

762 739 Colbert has gone full rabid anti-Trump with tonight's live show. Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 11:59 PM (3Vlkn) You do know that watching that shit means he gets ratings which means he stays on television being a fucktard?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2017 07:05 PM (pUDQf)

763 I'm ok with tolls to pay for roads, but if it is a state or public road, the toll better end when it is paid for, and not live on as a continual cash cow to be milked for revenue until the authority has to float bonds for maintenance that the tolls were supposed to be for in the first place until there was greater need for the revenue.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2017 07:06 PM (WQX/u)

764 My voters have to rob graves for the dentures!

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:06 PM (M3DRt)

765 Because very soon a hard rain's a-gonna fall. Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 01, 2017 12:01 AM (tLrGf) You forgot "the rooster crows at midnight" and "the birds fly south before the first snow. You are not the only one who can quote Hogan's Heroes. :O

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 07:07 PM (d76uN)

766 So the Dems couldn't find anyone currently in office to give the rebuttal? Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 11:58 PM (VSjwn) They picked him because of his 'success' at pushing Obamacare on the residents of Kentucky Hint: He did it partly by never, ever uttering the word "Obamacare". In other words, he lied to his constituents. This makes him a health care expert and advocate, too. Yes, the dems really are this stupid. Yay!

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 07:07 PM (dargh)

767 I'm okay with toll roads. When I lived in Richmond they helped to get several expressways built that really cut down on the time to get from the middle of the city out to the interstates and highways instead of waiting at stoplights. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 01, 2017 12:02 AM (1JnAL) --- I actually love the toll road in Austin. I-35 thru Austin is hell. Pure. Hell. I happily pay to not go through that.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:07 PM (CRotO)

768 From what I could tell, the second biggest applause of the night was "infrastructure spending."

That is kind of disconcerting.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 07:07 PM (J5mC3)

769 The one the President proposed is unacceptable. It needs an increased combination of legislation and regulation to pass the senate.

Posted by: ghost of Senator McTurdle at February 28, 2017 07:08 PM (Bllk5)

770 @762: "You do know that watching that shit means he gets ratings which means he stays on television being a fucktard?" I know my watching fifteen minutes one night this year won't move his ratings needle in any way whatsoever, but thanks for the lecture.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 28, 2017 07:10 PM (3Vlkn)

771 759. i think it was youtuber Sargon of Akkad, gloating over the SJW melt-downs after Teh Trumpening, who famously said 'You did this. You made this happen. I mean, i don't want to sound unsympathetic, but it's a rod of your own making being shoved up your asshole, isn't it?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:10 PM (lutOX)

772 If only we could outlaw liberalism. Can Trump pass a law? Doesn't he have a pen and a phone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2017 07:10 PM (pUDQf)

773 Time for me to hit the sack, and try to shake this nasty head cold. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (WDdjT)

774 You forgot

"the rooster crows at midnight"

And Rooster the song by Alice in chains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (W6Ch1)

775 Just think about it. Before this, Trump hadn't run for anything, never held or ran for any elective office, not even the proverbial dog catcher. But he won the biggest prize of them all his first time out, and now did a damn good SOTU-style address.

    It's like a walk-on QB who never played pro football before coming out and winning the Superbowl in some spectacular come-from-behind finish.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (DW+jj)

776 Am I the only old perv that finds Kellyanne Conway on the couch kind of sexy? Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 10:58 PM (jKUeC) Nope.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (AVmPz)

777 *waves to CB*

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (CRotO)

778 Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 12:07 AM (dargh) So the argh portion of your hash sums things up.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2017 07:11 PM (VSjwn)

779 If only we could outlaw liberalism. Can Trump pass a law? Doesn't he have a pen and a phone? Posted by: AlaBAMA Can't outlaw liberalism. But he could instruct the IRS to ass-rape all of Hollywood and academia. Would LOVE to see it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 07:12 PM (u8kLQ)

780 I-35 thru Austin is hell. Pure. Hell. ....... so what is the point of gas taxes or any other taxes? side note, these toll roads ever use eminent domain to procure the land? that seem like a contradiction?

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:12 PM (VBsKP)

781 I've been in a nelson house twice in my life. I'm sure the company was terribly disappointed both times. The first time was when I was young and we rarely watched any television at all. The second time was a few years ago and we only watched live TV for baseball and a few other very limited shows. Mostly I'd watch stuff on "On Demand" and fast forward through ads. I'm sure it screwed up their ratings but its what we watch. Unless you're a Nelson group house? Nobody knows what you watch. I'm sure they're working on changing that, but for now its important they get the demographics of who is watching so they can't just track what you have on the TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)

782 It's like a walk-on QB who never played pro football before coming out and winning the Superbowl in some spectacular come-from-behind finish. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 01, 2017 12:11 AM (DW+jj) --- Can see why Tom Brady likes him...

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:12 PM (CRotO)

783 "the rooster crows at midnight"
And Rooster the song by Alice in chains.


Geez, I leave the room for a few minutes and now it's cock talk.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 07:12 PM (IcT7t)

784 I thought Kasich/Rubio were better candidates, lol

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:13 PM (M3DRt)

785 First take the meds,
and then hit the beds.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2017 07:13 PM (zLDYs)

786 From what I could tell, the second biggest applause of the night was "infrastructure spending." That is kind of disconcerting. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:07 AM (J5mC3) If he pays for it, as he has said, with money withdrawn from the UN great if not not so great. Either way our debt is catching up and the hidden inflation will become apparent.

Posted by: ghost of Senator McTurdle at February 28, 2017 07:13 PM (Bllk5)

787 so what is the point of gas taxes or any other taxes? side note, these toll roads ever use eminent domain to procure the land? that seem like a contradiction? Posted by: Original Jake at March 01, 2017 12:12 AM (VBsKP) --- FIIK. To get to Austin International Airport, it beats going through Austin to get there.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:14 PM (CRotO)

788 Christopher R Taylor, you mean a Nielsen house?? TV audiences are so incredibly fragmented now, between all the cable channels, that shows considered "hits" today would have been canceled by the networks 30 years ago for pulling in the exact same amount of viewership.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 07:14 PM (u8kLQ)

789 Holy guacamole, Van Jones (!!!!) on CNN said Trump's speech is "one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics, period."

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 07:14 PM (dargh)

790 This is as optimistic and patriotic as I've felt in 30 years.

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2017 07:14 PM (nt9cL)

791 From what I could tell, the second biggest applause of the night was "infrastructure spending." That is kind of disconcerting. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:07 AM (J5mC3) ----------------------------------- Notice that President Trump had to remind the Republicans present that not all popular Republican Presidents lacked concern for American workers/industry or accepted inadequate infrastructure.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 07:15 PM (OmhcY)

792 789 Holy guacamole, Van Jones (!!!!) on CNN said Trump's speech is "one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics, period." Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 12:14 AM (dargh) --- o_O

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:15 PM (CRotO)

793 783. Well, we have made eggs a frequent topic here.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:15 PM (ih8PN)

794 763 I'm ok with tolls to pay for roads, but if it is a state or public road, the toll better end when it is paid for, and not live on as a continual cash cow to be milked for revenue until the authority has to float bonds for maintenance that the tolls were supposed to be for in the first place until there was greater need for the revenue. Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2017 12:06 AM (WQX/u) If they keep the toll low, I'm fine with them keeping a toll on a road so that they can use that for the upkeep and paying off the bond. What pisses me off is when it's paid off, and then they raise the toll to pay for some other road. No, the toll for that road goes to the upkeep of the road.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2017 07:15 PM (1JnAL)

795 Christopher R Taylor, you mean a Nielsen house? Sure, close enough. Nooson, Melson whatever. Something like that. I'm an old man, gimme a break. shows considered "hits" today would have been canceled by the networks 30 years ago for pulling in the exact same amount of viewership. OH yeah, the biggest hits today would have been bombs back in the 70s when the country was 30% smaller. Networks would kill today for even a mid-range hit back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 07:16 PM (39g3+)

796 Can't outlaw liberalism. But he could instruct the IRS to ass-rape all of Hollywood and academia. Would LOVE to see it. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2017 12:12 AM (u8kLQ) Someone should make a reality show mocking Hollywood celebrities in public. Freedom of speech, yo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2017 07:17 PM (pUDQf)

797 Nobody knows what you watch.

This guy is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at February 28, 2017 07:17 PM (wpC7C)

798 Sinking dumb sock.

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 07:17 PM (Bllk5)

799 Just think about it. Before this, Trump hadn't run for anything, never held or ran for any elective office, not even the proverbial dog catcher. But he won the biggest prize of them all his first time out, and now did a damn good SOTU-style address.

It's like a walk-on QB who never played pro football before coming out and winning the Superbowl in some spectacular come-from-behind finish.
---

Yep.

Trump is on his way to proving that a BUSINESSMAN with NO political background, is more effective at governing than a politician.

Which is why politicians of both parties hate him. He's totally shifted the paradigm.

/no more career politicians~

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 07:18 PM (J5mC3)

800 AlaBAMA, Stephen Crowder could do that show. Would be awesome!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2017 07:19 PM (u8kLQ)

801 This guy is absolutely correct. Posted by: Bob at the NSA No, seriously, they can tell if your TV is on and what channel its on, but not who is there or if anyone is actually in the room or not. Unless they put cameras in the TVs like on V for Vendetta or something.... *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 07:19 PM (39g3+)

802 farthers toll road west is in Oklahoma, or some where around Dallas

Are we talking strictly Interstates?  Or do state highways count?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 07:20 PM (IcT7t)

803
 There's something wrong with the internets in general on my end tonight, anyway. I wonder if it has to do with Amazon's server farm screwups. About 2/3 of the sites are slow as hell, including my own damn ISP mail server.

     I needed to download a video driver for a Win 7x64 install I hadn't updated in a while, and AMD's site was feeding so slow, it was down to 60KB/s and was going to take hours for the damn 200MB+ download.

      I hate bloatware.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)

804 To get to Austin International Airport, it beats going through Austin to get there .......... since the state/feds own 70% of ID, they better build some mo-fo roads. they spend several hundred mil making the Nampa Boise corridor 4 lanes over the past 20 years. the next step is the Nampa Caldwell corridor for another hundo mill nobody in ID will pay a toll, nobody not the way it works here

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:21 PM (VBsKP)

805 "It's like a walk-on QB who never played pro football before coming out and winning the Superbowl in some spectacular come-from-behind finish." Miracle 1: Trump won majority support from Southern Evangelicals during the Republican primaries. Miracle 2: Trump survived the Pussygate onslaught -- the real October surprise -- a co-ordinated attack of the Ds and MSM to crush Trump and let Hillary step over his smoldering corpse to walk into White House.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 07:21 PM (bQxkN)

806 It is pretty nuts that Cathy Griffin is being consulted for expertise.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:22 PM (M3DRt)

807 Nobody who watched that speech can say, "This guy's not presidential." Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 11:38 PM (dargh) The left can. I'm starting to really think they seriously don't deserve to live here. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 11:41 PM (aMlLZ) True, the media will try, but Trump's presidential timber proves they're lying liars who lie.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 07:22 PM (dargh)

808 800 AlaBAMA, Stephen Crowder could do that show. Would be awesome! Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ) How about Crowder, Zo and Milo! Talk about a fucking home run. They just go where ever celebs go and openly mock their stupid blatherings about politics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2017 07:22 PM (pUDQf)

809 Yeah out west we don't do toll roads. Good luck with that. I know you're kind of used to that out east but we will find a way around that crap here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 07:22 PM (39g3+)

810 Fun fact - the State Department has nearly 70,000 employees. One of the largest corporations in the world, Exxon Mobil, manages to get by with a little over 75,000 employees. But we must not cut the State Dept. budget according to some Republican Senators. I think Sec. Tillerson can take an ax to that budget and nobody will ever notice it was cut.

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2017 07:23 PM (nt9cL)

811 Hot Tub Worthy ONT Mis H. Quality Fodder for the ol' grey matter in Spades.... Outstanding! Thank You. Hope all's well y'all.....You All Deserve It.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 28, 2017 07:23 PM (TVTbq)

812 Originally they said when the toll road was paid off the toll fees would go down and the money collected would go to maintenance and upkeep. Now it's new roads or for the children or petty cash. Oh, the fees always increase.

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 07:23 PM (Bllk5)

813 Psy's Gangnam Style has 2.7 billion Youtube views.

Van Halen's Jump has 0.02 billion Youtube views.

Posted by: a lot of people are missing out at February 28, 2017 07:24 PM (wpC7C)

814 801. 'Smith! 6079 Smith, W! Yes, you! You're not trying! Watch me.....' - IngSoc morning exercise woman.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:24 PM (ih8PN)

815 >>>I thought Kasich/Rubio were better candidates, lol One of my more favorite ace descriptions was "Kasich, whose face looks like something you accidentally left in your pants pocket when you did the laundry".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 07:24 PM (W8bn5)

816 nobody in ID will pay a toll, nobody not the way it works here Posted by: Original Jake at March 01, 2017 12:21 AM (VBsKP) --- More power to y'all.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:25 PM (CRotO)

817 I just watched Styxhexenhammer's YouTube review of the speech. He's been generally supportive of Trump, but he's also criticized him quite a bit. He says this was the best political speech since at least the 1980's, with some of Clinton's speeches. Says Trump has completely undercut all the Democrats' positions. He thinks the Dems who ran out immediately after the speech didn't do it out of disrespect--they were in a hurry to go get drunk, because they all know now that they won't win shit in 2020.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 28, 2017 07:25 PM (97XyN)

818 793 783. Well, we have made eggs a frequent topic here..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 12:15 AM (ih8PN) I'm pretty much ova it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

819 Christopher R Taylor, you mean a Nielsen house? Sure, close enough. Nooson, Melson whatever. Ha Haaaaa

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at February 28, 2017 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

820 Enough of the C word and reposting it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 07:27 PM (voOPb)

821 518 Well, I don't want to criticize her, but I don't think her posture was appropriate in a room full of men. Acting like a lady is important. I agree, I wish there was more dignity and better manners in our culture. I wish people embraced and appreciated growing up instead of yelling "its a trap" and trying to be peter pan. But its like shouting against a hurricane. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:03 PM (39g3+) I really hope I'm not the first to point out the idiocy here. You do realize that she was likely in that posture to take a photo. And then was likely caught still in that position as she was checking the picture. I kind of doubt she was actually sitting like that.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2017 07:28 PM (cAnNx)

822 Are we talking strictly Interstates? Or do state highways count? ...... both as far as I know could be wrong

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:28 PM (VBsKP)

823 "I actually love the toll road in Austin. I-35 thru Austin is hell. Pure. Hell. I happily pay to not go through that."

One of the rare few things that Commiefornia has done right is to link a dynamic pricing scheme to the digital toll tag, so you can choose to buy your way into a faster bypass lane if the price seems right at the time. (It's displayed on light-board signage for the driver's consideration.)

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 07:28 PM (noWW6)

824 Steven Crowder has a story up about how ISIS is having to resort to cannibalism so it fighters can eat. Low carb. GAINZZZ.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 07:28 PM (W8bn5)

825 Can't outlaw liberalism. But he could instruct the IRS to ass-rape all of Hollywood and academia. Would LOVE to see it. Hit them in their IP. Return copyright protection to what it was 30 years ago.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 07:28 PM (TppKb)

826 My advice to the McGraham wing of the Republican party is shut up and fall in line.

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2017 07:29 PM (nt9cL)

827 "He thinks the Dems who ran out immediately after the speech didn't do it out of disrespect--they were in a hurry to go get drunk, because they all know now that they won't win shit in 2020."

The big Kahuna isn't 2020 at this point. It's the midterm, with Democrats on the back foot with regard to defending Senate seats.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 07:29 PM (noWW6)

828 812 Originally they said when the toll road was paid off the toll fees would go down and the money collected would go to maintenance and upkeep. Now it's new roads or for the children or petty cash. Oh, the fees always increase. Posted by: gNewt at March 01, 2017 12:23 AM (Bllk5) It's the same all over the country, same line of bullshit, same bait and switch.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 07:30 PM (0mRoj)

829 ...of used to that out east .... ------- back east, back east going west is forward east is the back

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:30 PM (VBsKP)

830 So what's the over / under on when Joe Manchin declares he's an independent and will caucus with the Republicans?

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2017 07:31 PM (nt9cL)

831 Insomniac! wtf did you do to piss ace off?

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:31 PM (CRotO)

832 818. Ova? Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:31 PM (ih8PN)

833 Buick in the pool: I would bet that car, which the designeres could not be bothered with a second set of doors, was longer and wider than most minivans.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2017 07:32 PM (VdICR)

834 back east, back east

Down East!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M

Posted by: not Billy Joel at February 28, 2017 07:32 PM (wpC7C)

835 LoL! They rushed out to go to the nearest bar and get wasted. LoL again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 28, 2017 07:32 PM (d76uN)

836 is Donald Trump politics' Kurt Warner?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 07:33 PM (FOg+7)

837 813 Psy's Gangnam Style has 2.7 billion Youtube views. Van Halen's Jump has 0.02 billion Youtube views. Posted by: a lot of people are missing out at March 01, 2017 12:24 AM (wpC7C) Bill Haley's Rock Around the Clock has 8 million Youtube views. And it is not surprising, Youtube was in use when Gangnam Style came out, Jump was a 30 year old song.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2017 07:33 PM (1JnAL)

838 "Enough of the C word and reposting it" I've been an offender (never about a woman) but won't use it again

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 07:34 PM (bQxkN)

839 So what's the over / under on when Joe Manchin declares he's an independent and will caucus with the Republicans? after the next speech, when Schumer epoxies his pants to the seat.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 07:34 PM (TppKb)

840 We just got done celebrating: Daughter the younger just got promoted to MSgt in the Air Force

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at February 28, 2017 07:34 PM (RLdcX)

841 Russian blah, blah, blah. This seems insane. They are saying PDJT is an idealogue. Lol!

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:34 PM (M3DRt)

842 Thanks for the ONT, Mis. Hum. I'm 25 today! (know what I mean? nudge nudge)

Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 07:35 PM (8mO0Q)

843 here is why tolls won't work in the ID The toll never end dates the toll always goes up

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:35 PM (VBsKP)

844 We just got done celebrating: Daughter the younger just got promoted to MSgt in the Air Force

Congrats!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 07:35 PM (IcT7t)

845 Yay for the MSgt daughter!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 28, 2017 07:36 PM (97XyN)

846 Wow, ABC's Nightline started out with, and I'm paraphrasing here, America has heard discord and combative words for the past year and a half and tonight....they heard a president! So far, the piece has been remarkably positive.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 07:36 PM (jKUeC)

847 MSNBc so mad, lol!

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:38 PM (M3DRt)

848 We just got done celebrating: Daughter the younger just got promoted to MSgt in the Air Force Posted by: GrandMa Bell at March 01, 2017 12:34 AM (RLdcX) Congratulations to your daughter!! That's how far I got before I retired.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 07:38 PM (jKUeC)

849 258 Nearly a year ago Ace called me a "fucking cunt" (and more) for the effrontery of saying that Trump could (and would win) and that if elected he'd be effective in office. I'm still waiting on an apology. As I'm a frequent poster, I think I deserve one Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2017 10:29 PM (bQxkN) *** A Zen stroy: Two monks, a novice and a master, are on their way to the monastery. At the bank of a river, they see a noblewoman and her entourage, stopped, because they can't cross the ford there unless she gets our of her palanquin, and she refuses. The master kneels and lets the lady sit on his shoulders as he carries her across the river. On the far bank, he kneels down again, and she hops off and kicks him down into the mud before climbing back into her palanquin and going on her way. The rest of the day, the novice is quiet, and as they make camp for the night, the master asks, 'Why have you been quiet all day, my son?' 'I can't stop thinking about what happened at the river. You helped that noblewoman, and not only did she not thank you, she kicked you and left you in the mud.' 'My son, I carried her across the river and left her on the far bank. Why have you carried her all this way?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:38 PM (lutOX)

850 Can't outlaw liberalism. But he could instruct the IRS to ass-rape all of Hollywood and academia. Would LOVE to see it. Posted by: qdpsteve The IRS released conservative donor lists. Now that wouldn't work against liberals, because conservatives aren't vindictive scum like liberals. We wouldn't punish people for donating to liberal causes. But as for the targeting for audits and seizures - what's good for the goose is good for the gander. The left created a lot of new de facto laws over the past 8 years, and they deserve to be bitten in the posterior for it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 07:39 PM (W8bn5)

851 I still love ST:TOS, in spite of Mr. Takei's attitude.

Just think--

"Mr. Sulu, your agonizer, please..."

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 28, 2017 07:41 PM (044Fx)

852 Whatever the ONT count is up to by midnight will be my Democrat Misery Index. Tonight is a luxurious 700+ thread count.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2017 07:41 PM (VdICR)

853 "I'm pretty much ova it."

Ova? Did you say "ova"? Nothing is ova until we decide it is! Was it ova when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 07:41 PM (noWW6)

854 As an aside.... A correlation/study documenting which States are "best" and their TV preferences is a sociologists wet dream. WE Know how that shit is skewed.......but unbiased research....The possibilities. If only. A Hollywood Producer buddy, whose from WV, told me that Appalachian Outlaws, a History Ch "reality" Show, rated best in SoCal.. A case of how "those people" live I reckon.... Anyway, entertainment viewing data is, to a degree, revelatory. I'm frankly amazed the NYT's did that piece. Imagine a Browser History equivalent.....NOW That would be interesting.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at February 28, 2017 07:41 PM (TVTbq)

855 558 Speaking of Dana Perino, what is the deal with her hair? She can look good when her hair is right, but it's all over the map. Tonight it was matted down on her head for some reason. Tomorrow, it will be something different. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 11:11 PM (DW+jj) Always hit your hair stylist with a generous gratuity.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2017 07:42 PM (FtrY1)

856 Do libs feel comforted by Rob Reiner telling them how to think? Carl was much funnier and less preachy.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:43 PM (M3DRt)

857 Posted by: booknlass at March 01, 2017 12:35 AM (8mO0Q)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2017 07:43 PM (voOPb)

858 820 Enough of the C word and reposting it Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2017 12:27 AM (voOPb) --- At least until someone else says it.

Posted by: SMFH at February 28, 2017 07:44 PM (CRotO)

859 off to zzzzzzz

Posted by: Original Jake at February 28, 2017 07:45 PM (VBsKP)

860 I like the Evil Mirror Universe Sulu much better.

At least he's a top, not a bottom, like ours.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 07:45 PM (DW+jj)

861 I can't understand your freakout,
Kelly's seated on a trim White House couch
Don't be such a grouch

Might as well Trump


Posted by: David Lee Roth at February 28, 2017 07:47 PM (wpC7C)

862 Yay for the MSgt daughter! Indeed. Was looking for a good video of the Up In The Air, Junior Birdmen song...

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 07:47 PM (TppKb)

863 So mad.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:48 PM (M3DRt)

864 831 Insomniac! wtf did you do to piss ace off? Posted by: SMFH at March 01, 2017 12:31 AM (CRotO) Oh boy. I don't want to rehash the whole thing since it was a misunderstanding and ace very publicly apologized.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

865 Bearded Spock, oh yes...

Also, "evil" Uhura had that wicked boot-knife. That woman was a true role model.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 28, 2017 07:49 PM (044Fx)

866 858 820 Enough of the C word and reposting it Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 01, 2017 12:27 AM (voOPb) --- At least until someone else says it. Posted by: SMFH at March 01, 2017 12:44 AM (CRotO) Codswallop?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

867 831. He knows what he did..... heh.... seriously, just a big misunderstanding, as happens in the best of families, and in Teh Horde as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:51 PM (lutOX)

868 Carl Reiner will be 95 in a few weeks. Kirk Douglass 100 years old. Soon...

Posted by: I See Dead People at February 28, 2017 07:51 PM (FOg+7)

869 "Codswallop?"

Colbert?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 07:52 PM (W6Ch1)

870 Carl is still alive?

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 07:52 PM (M3DRt)

871 Doris Day, who already outlived her only child, will be 95 next month.

Posted by: I See Dead People at February 28, 2017 07:52 PM (FOg+7)

872 "Codswallop?"
Colbert?

Cantankerous

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 07:53 PM (IcT7t)

873 Was looking for a good video of the Up In The Air, Junior Birdmen song...

Singing, girls, and fisticuffs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1J8E9dnd5g

Posted by: Where Eagles Fly at February 28, 2017 07:53 PM (wpC7C)

874 195 "Love Shack" is on my playlist. I asked the Horde a few weeks (months?) ago whether the B-52s qualified as a punk band. The consensus was Yes, but one brilliant moron suggested they were New Wave. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2017 10:22 PM (EZebt) BUFFs are the heaviest of metal.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2017 07:54 PM (brIR5)

875 865 Bearded Spock, oh yes... Also, "evil" Uhura had that wicked boot-knife. That woman was a true role model. Posted by: JQ Flyover at March 01, 2017 12:49 AM (044Fx) *** heh... The One Who Got Away was a big trekkie. she even had us play dress-up a few times. i was Evil Spock, and she was Marlena..... She was fun... I miss her sometimes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 07:56 PM (lutOX)

876 Goodnight yummy sweet and sour Horde. lovely dreams wished for you. tornado watch is over so I can sleep now

Posted by: booknlass at February 28, 2017 07:57 PM (8mO0Q)

877 Enough of the C word and reposting it And here's the funny thing...the Brits throw it off like they can't breathe without saying it. Especially the women.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 07:59 PM (TppKb)

878 I like "curmudgeon"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

879 Couchgate - we are now up to 222 articles and counting as people are working deep into the night to unravel the mysteries of that now infamous photo. There must be more to it, don't you see? She isn't just sitting funny, there is something far more sinister at work... Can you guess? "I think its super disrespectful," said Colleen Cassingham. "She wouldn't be doing it if they were all white executives." RACIST!!! You know who else put their feet all over the cushions? That's right. HITLER https://goo.gl/b5z0GO "The way I see it," he said in an interview, "is that black college presidents... were being used as props. It had nothing to do with them at all." They sure have spun wildly outside the realm of the official daily narrative. Hopefully tomorrow we can get back to blaming RUSSIANS for everything...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 28, 2017 07:59 PM (TixTl)

880 The consensus was Yes, but one brilliant moron suggested they were New Wave. They were definitely not punk in the Sham 69/Ramones/Dictators etc. vein. Post-punk, power-pop, new wave, whatever you want to call it.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (TppKb)

881 Great review of Trump's awesome speech tonight.  This guy is utterly nonpartisan, too.  11 minutes - you'll enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc0PTPQZFh8

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (tHwdc)

882 they do all 16 dances. B52s are ridiculously great

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 08:01 PM (M3DRt)

883 I still love ST:TOS, in spite of Mr. Takei's attitude. Just think-- "Mr. Sulu, your agonizer, please..." Posted by: JQ Flyover With all the technology nowadays, why isn't it possible to select characters you don't like and have them replaced with someone else? Like why can't I select "I want to replace George Takei with Margaret Cho"? Or replace Keanu Reeves, for those of us who can't stand Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:04 PM (W8bn5)

884 "I want to replace George Takei with Margaret Cho" "I wish to replace George Takei with a naked 18-year-old Thai ladyboy. Or possibly just an animated box of hammers."

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (TppKb)

885 I am not a guy that doesn't have a a TV. I bought a big fancy VIZIO TV with smartcast. Now I can play any Youtube or song through my TV. I didn't buy it for this feature but it's kinda cool. Actually bought the integral surround sound system for playing music from my phone.

These upgrades make dumping cable that much easier.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (W6Ch1)

886 Posted by: Willy J. at March 01, 2017 01:08 AM (W6Ch1) And Vizio can watch you, too!!

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (jKUeC)

887 https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/258552/ So now it appears that the bomb-threat calls against various JCCs are being routed in from somewhere overseas. That isn't to say the actual caller was located there, you can even self-provision a VOIP server remotely through any number of hosting providers if you know what you're doing. Personal interest: we're members of our local JCC and my wife and her friends were evacuated from the place during the first round of threats.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:12 PM (TppKb)

888 And Vizio can watch you, too!!

Even through the painter's tape?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 08:13 PM (IcT7t)

889 558 Speaking of Dana Perino, what is the deal with her hair? She can look good when her hair is right, but it's all over the map. Tonight it was matted down on her head for some reason. Tomorrow, it will be something different. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 11:11 PM (DW+jj) Tonight was Veronica Lake night.

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 08:14 PM (Bllk5)

890 Even through the painter's tape? https://goo.gl/WUso3q and while you're at it: https://goo.gl/QH3Ixf

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (TppKb)

891 One of my 2 Uncles died yesterday. I'm drinking a little heavier tonight so forgive my posts that make no sense please.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (W6Ch1)

892 767 I actually love the toll road in Austin. I-35 thru Austin is hell. Pure. Hell. I happily pay to not go through that. Posted by: SMFH at March 01, 2017 12:07 AM (CRotO) We love it, too. Always make it a point to break 100 and still cars pass us up.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT [/i][/b][/s][/u] at February 28, 2017 08:15 PM (nvMvs)

893 https://goo.gl/WUso3q
and while you're at it:
https://goo.gl/QH3Ixf


Great, time to up my paranoia level.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 08:17 PM (IcT7t)

894 "And Vizio can watch you, too!!"

Hear me I'm sure but I can't find a camera lens.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 28, 2017 08:18 PM (W6Ch1)

895 Dinner tonight: hard-boiled eggs leftover shashlik from Sunday's cook-out olives mozzarella and cheddar cheese washed down with cheapo Spanish tempranillo. A Horde-approved meal, I daresay.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 08:19 PM (lutOX)

896 It's late at night, and I can't get the idea of Rachel Dolezal Porn out of my head. AAAAHHHH!!! Hi Ho, Silver! Long Dong, that is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2017 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

897 IIRC, paraphrasing, last night Krauthammer said these JCC thing were going on long before Trump. Then he said Trump was, unintentionally but subtlely, encouraging it.

Posted by: gNewt at February 28, 2017 08:19 PM (Bllk5)

898 Take it hip to hip, good stuff

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 08:20 PM (M3DRt)

899 CloudPets parks your data publicly in Romania: https://goo.gl/B9UFxR No good lying pacemaker... https://goo.gl/IENwaL

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:21 PM (TppKb)

900 Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2017 01:15 AM (TppKb) I own a LG 3D Smart TV. But it doesn't have voice command, as far as I know. I also have a LG TV in Florida. I think that one might have Voice Command. Will have to check that next week.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (jKUeC)

901 Dang, looking at Detroit radar and almost the entire lower peninsula of Michigan is getting rained on right now.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

902 We love it, too. Always make it a point to break 100 and still cars pass us up.

Drive the 407 in Toronto on anything other than a perfectly clear day, and a wrecked Acura will be somewhere on the shoulder. Or in a ditch..

Sometimes even mashed up against the concrete median.

Americans in NY and OH have nice wide green spaces between opposite lanes on the Interstates. All very luxurious.

Posted by: money is no cure for driving ability at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (wpC7C)

903 Then he said Trump was, unintentionally but subtlely, encouraging it. Not the dumbest thing Krauthammer's ever said, but close.

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2017 08:22 PM (TppKb)

904 John Riggins should reprise his Supreme Court moment with Ruthie, who's clearly too tight.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (KAi1n)

905 Planet Claire also rocks pretty hard.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (M3DRt)

906 903. Give him time.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 08:27 PM (lutOX)

907 Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:22 AM (Jcg9Q) It just cut back to a slight drizzle here in Clinton Township. But that doesn't mean it's not going to start up again.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 28, 2017 08:29 PM (jKUeC)

908 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2017 08:31 PM (IcT7t)

909 *waves to CB* Posted by: SMFH at March 01, 2017 12:11 AM (CRotO) Hey young lady! (if you're still around)

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 08:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

910 Marlowe wants his sardines. Back in a moment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 08:39 PM (ih8PN)

911 Marie Harf is speaking on Fox. I muted after 20 seconds -- about as long as I could normally sit through one of her press briefings without wanting to stab myself in the knee with a fork. Seriously, they're PAYING her for this shit?? I hate my life.

Posted by: voiceover at February 28, 2017 08:40 PM (2awpm)

912 #911: She's pleasant enough, if you mute your TV when she's on.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 28, 2017 08:41 PM (0OG8D)

913 Listening now: skip about 1 hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSaIvkDO6g&t=12s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:43 PM (W8bn5)

914 And I'm back. Formerly feral tomcat what took over my HQ is nomming his sardines. Fat, furry bastard.... but he's a good housemate. My angel even likes him, and he just adores her. I joke it's because when she speaks her native language it sounds familiar to him. But, yeah, there are times I think she's stolen him away, and he her.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (lutOX)

915 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic turned off Trump's lies after about 5 minutes. ASlso, why wasn't Presdent Obama invited to this thing ??? Trump lied and persons of coloer will be suffer more. We wants Presdent Obama back because we want's are free hellth care...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at February 28, 2017 08:47 PM (WmgTn)

916 That was the saddest rebuttal I have ever heard...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2017 08:48 PM (O2RFr)

917 Well peeps it's that time again. Another night at the gym after work, and I'm whipped. 'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 28, 2017 08:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

918 *NERD ALERT* GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TRAILER #3 JUST DROPPED AND IT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTZ7-LlEVok

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2017 08:51 PM (QCc6B)

919 Great review of Trump's awesome speech tonight. This guy is utterly nonpartisan, too. 11 minutes - you'll enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc0PTPQZFh8 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess That was a great teaser. Listening to the speech now. Pretty good, although I disagree about the F-35 .

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 08:52 PM (W8bn5)

920 That was the saddest rebuttal I have ever heard...

Was it performed by the Democrat's new Spicy Mesquite-Flavored Rising Star, Howdy Clinton?

Posted by: abortion and small American flags for everyone! at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (wpC7C)

921 Marie scarf? Wtf is fox doing? This cray cray boitch should not be on air. Damn. Sorry, in Tennessee sipping their local. Carry on.

Posted by: Jeff at February 28, 2017 08:53 PM (9Ktib)

922 Rachel Dolezal sounds like a Kaboom survivor. Eli tongue sammiches and no Doritos! Call CPS!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 28, 2017 08:55 PM (2X7pN)

923 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TRAILER #3 JUST DROPPED AND IT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy, which had six or one funny moments. What was Guardians #2?

Posted by: unless you're talking about the third trailer ever for a Guardians .... snore at February 28, 2017 08:57 PM (wpC7C)

924 New hotness, President Trump is too dumb to realize the words in his speech. This is amazing.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:02 PM (M3DRt)

925 That's Elk Tongue not Eli Tongue. WTF, I don't understand why autocorrect changes something like that. It may be the worst feature on my iPhone!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 28, 2017 09:03 PM (2X7pN)

926 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 01:01 AM (tHwdc)

Thanks.  It was good to watch.  Comfortable, complimentary and rational.

Posted by: gracepc at February 28, 2017 09:03 PM (OU4q6)

927 This is like a pro wrestling ad. I feel sorry for the Dems. Not really!

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:07 PM (M3DRt)

928 Our Transportation Secretary sounds kinda retarded.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2017 09:10 PM (oXKWd)

929 Brian Williams is so arrogant.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:12 PM (M3DRt)

930 Our Transportation Secretary sounds kinda retarded. Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 02:10 AM (oXKWd) Well, she did wed a turtle so, yeah. Real retarded, sir.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2017 09:14 PM (GzDYP)

931 Nicole msnbc is such a liberal kiss ass. HH is not much better.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:18 PM (M3DRt)

932 Corey Booker is about to freak out more than usual.

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:20 PM (M3DRt)

933 Lol!

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:21 PM (M3DRt)

934 Russia! This is such a joke

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:24 PM (M3DRt)

935 #931: HH being the Hugh Hewitt? Yeah, I'm kind of annoyed that he took over Bill Bennett's timeslot. It means that on those nights when I'm sort of partially awake at 4am Mountain time I have to listen to Hewitt for that hour. He just plays recordings of himself on various fake news shows, brags about Ohio and its sports teams, and offers terrible advice to President Trump.

In addition to being insipid, he's very, very, very boring.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 28, 2017 09:24 PM (0OG8D)

936 #932: Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to start a thing, here. Please call him Corey Booger.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 28, 2017 09:26 PM (0OG8D)

937 There is a reason he is an approved debate host. He is beginning to sweat being such an a'hole

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:29 PM (M3DRt)

938 This stuttering meltdown is kind of glorious

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 28, 2017 09:34 PM (M3DRt)

939 Still listening to the speech. He is really pulling the rug out from under the Democrats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 09:37 PM (W8bn5)

940 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 28, 2017 09:41 PM (0OG8D)

941 I didn't watch the D response tonight - wasn't it delivered by Marshall Applewhite?

Posted by: George Tirebiter at February 28, 2017 09:47 PM (/zyrl)

942 Any 'ettea still around? I'm a dude what needs female advice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 09:48 PM (ca6OM)

943 anywho, here it is - my beard is mostly silver, and my angel (who dyes the few strand of silver in her hair, tho' I think it needless) has begun to notice it, but adds that dyeing my whiskers will make the 'nieces' come a-running. Now, my angel is an 'ette, even if - so far as i know - she doesn't post here. So what's the consensus on this?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 09:53 PM (lutOX)

944 473 @431 - it was a second hand store in Studio City that was short-lived...open only a year or so, but it was right near Sara's Lingerie, where your average bra costs $200. Across the street from The Green Apple. Know that neck of the woods?---
yes i do...locals only.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:01 PM (vSdq7)

945 **jabs thread with toe of his shoe. Hears grunt. Rolls thread over, empties its pockets, finding only pocket change and keys to a '93 Tercel. Goes outside, cleans out trunk and change-holders, netting nearly five bucks. Breaks off key in the driver-side door. Goes back inside, kicks thread in the teeth for wasting his time.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:02 PM (ca6OM)

946 If your angel likes your beard with silver in it, then leave it the way it is. She doesn't want any nieces around; honor her wishes.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Saqzi)

947 946. This is my thought. But although she looks maybe in her 20's, she's older than I am, and we do look mis-matched. In the past, she's dyed my whiskers whenever she's dyed her hair - we use the same dye - but not this time. But I'm done with nieces. Monday after Easter is when I pop the question to her and her family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:06 PM (ca6OM)

948 I don't dye my hair - I figure I earned every last silver strand on my head. And the oldest 3 girls are reminded as often as possible that it was them wut put 'em there.... (The 4th is starting to add some on there now)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Saqzi)

949 I'm a dude what needs female advice.
---
you're wrong.

#duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:10 PM (vSdq7)

950 Congratulations on the upcoming proposal, Palp! And best wishes for a long and happy life together :-)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 28, 2017 10:11 PM (Saqzi)

951 948. Thing is, she looks so young that the silver looks sort of out of place on her, although - oldest of five daughters - she's certainly earned it. Which is funny, I find those strands of her hair fascinating - she knows she needs to dye her hair when she catches me staring too long at them. But, you're right - I think I'll leave the whiskers au natural unless and until she says otherwise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:12 PM (lutOX)

952 949. heh.... ain't that the truth, though....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:13 PM (lutOX)

953 How old is she, if you don't mind me asking? After a certain age, might as well embrace it - if you look too young, no one takes you seriously!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 28, 2017 10:16 PM (Saqzi)

954 950. Thank you, Teresa. Going on four years of courtship with her. Year #1, the family wouldn't let me past the front porch. year #2, they let me in the house to visit with her and them. Year #3, they let me take her places unaccompanied - the Colonel or one of her aunts would always come with us. And now, here we are: the Colonel loves my kiddos and won't let the aunts speak ill of me in his presence, and we have Sunday dinner together every week. Heh....the Colonel has even started to embrace certain aspects of my culture, much to the chagrin of his wife and the aunts. To call them 'old-fashioned' would be stating the case too mildly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:17 PM (lutOX)

955 953. She's 45 this year, but looks at least half that. Amazing genes....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:18 PM (lutOX)

956 I know I'm not her first suitor, but her father, the Colonel, has said I've been the most persistent. 'You just don't quit, do you?' 'No, sir, I don't.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:23 PM (lutOX)

957 ** rolls thread on its back, pries its jaws apart and eyes some nice fillings. Digs in his 'tool-kit' for the vice grips...**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:30 PM (ca6OM)

958 Amazing genes....

---

must be Ditto Jeans


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:31 PM (vSdq7)

959 958. heh... she does fill out a pair of jeans quite nicely....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:32 PM (lutOX)

960 Digs in his 'tool-kit' for the vice grips...**....

/WHACK!

the bottle opener is on the frig!

#fngs


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:33 PM (vSdq7)

961 Is there anything to the Harry Nilssson song? If you mix lime juice and coconut, with that actually be better than peptobismal or alkaselzter?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:34 PM (W8bn5)

962 Feel the Fit!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:35 PM (vSdq7)

963 960. You can't get a filling out that way. Always have trouble getting it out in one piece. Horses for courses, and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:36 PM (lutOX)

964 962. Oh, I do. Every chance I get.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:37 PM (lutOX)

965 Is there anything to the Harry Nilssson song? If you mix lime juice and coconut, with that actually be better than peptobismal or alkaselzter?
---
it made sense...   then.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2017 10:39 PM (vSdq7)

966 That's great Palpatine. Guardians 2 has a teaser and two trailers, like most movies. As usual they give away a little more in succession, and go from targeting a general audience to a fan audience. These trailers give away a lot of fun and humor, and I can tell this movie is going to make a lot of money.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2017 10:39 PM (VdICR)

967 ***pours double slug of slivo as libation to Tengri, adds tendy to Kek altar and chants praises of Pepe, memes be upon him.*** Since she's clearly using magic on me, why shouldn't I return the favor?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 10:41 PM (lutOX)

968 How did the President do? Going to try to find out. Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2017 10:50 PM (HDU3V)

969 How did the President do? Going to try to find out. Good morning horde Posted by: Skip A few sentences will make you wince, but it was mostly awesome. Here on youtube, just skip an hour or so ahead and you should be able to find the start of the actual speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOSaIvkDO6g&t=12s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:04 PM (W8bn5)

970 How did the President do? Going to try to find out. Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 03:50 AM (HDU3V) Didn't hit it out of the park, he hit it out of the frigging solar system.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2017 11:04 PM (aMlLZ)

971 Heh... #2 daughter sent me a vid of her working on her combined shashka and kindzhal routine to Tengger Cavalry's 'Cavalry in Thousands' yesterdday. I'm not saying anything, but everybody between Texas and Vladisvostok should just go ahead and give up now....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 11:17 PM (lutOX)

972 Every place I read it was a winner, will have to look for it this afternoon.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2017 11:23 PM (HDU3V)

973 For Teh 'Ettes - shirtless Zaporozhian Cossacks fighting & etc.: https://youtu.be/VRZ7dEnfM8M

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 28, 2017 11:32 PM (lutOX)

974 Didn't hit it out of the park, he hit it out of the frigging solar system. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division He got across that all the concerns Democrats claim to address, he will address, and in an effective manner, not like the past. And that he respects our military and law enforcement. Now he may not be able to do all that, time will tell, but he effectively pulled the rug out from Democrats. I don't see how they can object to anything he does now, without them being vulnerable to the charge "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN???" He has done a Jiu Jitzu to neutralize them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:36 PM (W8bn5)

975 Big Lebowski dream sequence https://youtu.be/FscKSB7Hh_w Relevant to Guardians. I did see The Big Lebowski in the theater. I immediately noticed how well 70s songs, not just Kenny Rogers, will hold up on huge speakers. Video at the link has poor sound.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2017 11:49 PM (VdICR)

976 Mornin. That giraffe seems rather hemmed-in and lonely there. Don't they ever let it out? No zookeepers come to visit? It's hour after hour of this poor giraffe walking around a tiny pen by itself. Depressing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 12:39 AM (ul9CR)

977 The purpose of a political party is to advance a governing agenda, last night President Trump outlined a muscular America first agenda. Right now Trump is the Republican Party it's time for the GOP to hop on the Trump train for if they do they will be rewarded a filibuster proof majority.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 01, 2017 12:43 AM (+lv+r)

978 Have to look into just what Van Jones said after Trump's speech last night. He's got the Democrat Underground crowd all riled up. Quote: "Him over there shucking and jivin for massa trump cannot be lived down. Done with these clarence thomases"

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 12:48 AM (0xdvc)

979 Chez Pazienza, former CNN producer, insane moonbat, PuffHo contributor and Deus Ex Malcontent blogger (and Friend of Jharles*) found dead in his car. He OD'd while smoking heroin. http://preview.tinyurl.com/gptrdnz * OK, Jharles doesn't actually have any friends, but he appeared on this guy's zero-rated podcast a couple of times or something so he thought Chez was his bestie.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 12:49 AM (ul9CR)

980 lizabth, The Gateway Pundit has the Van Jones transcript. It's too long for me to paste here.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 12:51 AM (ul9CR)

981 OIC. Jones: "He became POTUS in that moment, period." Also: "That was one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics." Trump outdid the light-bringer.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 12:52 AM (0xdvc)

982 Van seems to be making a bit more sense lately.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 12:53 AM (0xdvc)

983 Jones's meltdown on election night was one of the creepiest things ever. Not just the "whitelash" part but moreso right before then when he got all weird on Cory Lewandowski.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 12:54 AM (ul9CR)

984 That's for certain. Whitelasshhhhhhhh. I do remember being creeped out by that.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 12:55 AM (0xdvc)

985 Jones also recently took to task "useless, obnoxious liberalism" on college campuses. Truth to powah.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 12:57 AM (0xdvc)

986 Van jones - broken clock, twice a day, and all that. Dude had - and has - no real clue, so far as I can tell, about the state of America. Ideological blinders, dontcha know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 12:57 AM (lutOX)

987 Cory-Cory-Cory-you won-Cory-Cory-you won- it's 3:00 in the morning Cory-Cory...it's 3:00 in the morning-Cory-Cory-Cory.... That was just so strange, the way he was acting. Ostensibly he was supposed to be defending the FAB's decision not to speak and concede at the Javits Center, but he went off the rails there for several minutes

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 12:58 AM (ul9CR)

988 Shocking to think that a loud-mouthed billionaire vulgarian from Brooklyn should have become the voice of the voiceless and the avatar of the American working class, but here we are. As his theme song says, 'You can't always get what you want,' and all that. Just amazing, all of this. I'll be proud to tell my grandchildren about this time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:00 AM (lutOX)

989 @987 Yeah...I suppose. Starry-eyed optimism on my part re: Jones. It's the Trump effect.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:00 AM (0xdvc)

990 True, that. Amazing and glorious. And fun.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:02 AM (0xdvc)

991 Trump's originally from Queens.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:02 AM (ul9CR)

992 @989 Can I quote you on that? Beautifully said. It will make my FB libs gnash teeth.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:03 AM (0xdvc)

993 990. Don't knock it, not at all. i was by no means thrilled about Trump when he showed up. I realized I was wrong - dead wrong - about the man. If it can happen with me, it can happen with anyone, even Van Jones.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:04 AM (lutOX)

994 993. Quote away. And if it adds any street-cred (as the young folks call it) let them know it was spoken by a Cossack jewbilly, living in Texas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:05 AM (lutOX)

995 It turns out that telling the forgotten man and women of America that they'll be forgotten no more, telling the voiceless that you'll be their voice, brought in a whole lot more forgotten and voiceless voters than just about anyone thought. That's really what the shocking win boiled down to. My blue-collar, working class county hadn't voted Repub for POTUS since Reagan in '84. And Trump won by 19 points. 19 freakin points in a county that hadn't gone Repub in 32 years. That just does not happen. But it did.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:06 AM (ul9CR)

996 Danke. Will do!

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:06 AM (0xdvc)

997 992. heh, so i'm a few blocks off....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:08 AM (lutOX)

998 The media has not moderated themselves, coming into a new era where we can track down what they say. Prior to DVR their outrageous garbage would disappear into the ether while changing the mind of the view presumably. I have always thought that they will be like silent actors in the age of sound. I wish it would happen more quickly. They are egregious mother fuckers. I don't want them to moderate themselves. I want them to be driving a U-Haul out of DC with tears running down their face. They have been garbage for decades and it's too much to forgive.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 01:09 AM (VdICR)

999 992. heh, so i'm a few blocks off.... LOL and a whole accent!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:09 AM (ul9CR)

1000 Oh my gosh...just read Schumer's verbal tantrum after Trump's speech. He's going to be wearing a white dress before too long, it sounds like. Talk about a hissy fit.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:09 AM (0xdvc)

1001 \m/

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 01:09 AM (VdICR)

1002 Was the Democratic side of the isle having a nurses convention.

Posted by: Colin at March 01, 2017 01:09 AM (ec2s9)

1003 1 K for an ONT Woot!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:10 AM (lutOX)

1004 Someone did a meme of the Dems wearing white Klan hoods and robes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:11 AM (ul9CR)

1005 1000. Tell ya the truth - with few exceptions, New Yorkers sound all the same to those outside the boroughs. Now, Boston accents are a different matter entirely.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:12 AM (lutOX)

1006 "Was the Democratic side of the isle having a nurses convention." I thought it was a cadaver impersonation contest.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 01, 2017 01:13 AM (d76uN)

1007 Going to have to look for that meme. Could be esp effective what with the Dems wanting to keep poor, often ethnic children down on the gov't school plantation for their own enrichment and power. Trump is their(poor children in failing schools) Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:15 AM (0xdvc)

1008 Good morning! Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2017 01:15 AM (u82oZ)

1009 I live an hour from Buffalo. You can always tell South Buffalonians (once heavily Irish) by their sorta-kinda-Bahston accents. They cook in pats and pans. The old Poles in the neighboring suburb of Cheektowaga have an odd, idiosyncratic Polish-English mashup accent you won't hear anywhere else. (i.e. they pronounce the name of their town "Chick-it-a-vegas") A local radio host recently did a show about how that particular accent is dying out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:17 AM (ul9CR)

1010 Van Jones is one of the few liberals to recognize that the only path to relevance in the Trump era is to move towards the center. He can't ever be preezy (he's got a conviction on his record iirc) but he could be a Senator. I'm sure he watched the Ellison/Perez fight with considerable dismay, and again iirc he's a socialist.
 
The Left calling him an Uncle Tom has to be one of the great ironies of the decade.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2017 01:18 AM (xpfRn)

1011 Was the Democratic side of the isle having a nurses convention. Posted by: Colin at March 01, 2017 06:09 AM (ec2s9) They were honoring on of their own, the now dead Sheets Byrd.

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2017 01:19 AM (zRegE)

1012 1010. it's sad, the way American English in all its rich variety is dying out. I blame TV......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:19 AM (lutOX)

1013 Oh yes. Van Jones as Uncle Tom. Astounding. This is what Trump hath wrought in the Prog mind.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:20 AM (0xdvc)

1014 Ehh...work calls. Enjoy your days!

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2017 01:22 AM (0xdvc)

1015 Marlowe wants seconds on his sardines - he's standing at the pantry door and mewing. Guess that's my cue to get ready for the day. be well, Horde!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:23 AM (lutOX)

1016 Cats are such fish addicts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:23 AM (ul9CR)

1017 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Didn't watch the president's speech last night. I was astonished to hear, catching a moment of the morning radio, that the scum sitting in Democrat seats actually kept civil tongues in their heads. Is this true? I spent my time to better use watching The Seven Year Itch. The first MM movie I ever saw and when I first fell in love with her. I still wish I could have been Tom Ewell: http://tinyurl.com/j4g3x76

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:25 AM (X6fMO)

1018 Chicago Tribune:  (not exact quote) "Hes picking on us again"

Posted by: Colin at March 01, 2017 01:25 AM (ec2s9)

1019 "Was the Democratic side of the isle having a nurses convention."

I thought it was a cadaver impersonation contest.
 
Posted by: Tim in Illinois

I haven't seen he Dems that subdued since they lost the Cold War.

Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:30 AM (1BQGO)

1020 I haven't seen that many Dems wearing white since the Reconstruction. iykwimaityd

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 01:31 AM (ul9CR)

1021 I haven't seen he Dems that subdued since they lost the Cold War. Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 06:30 AM (1BQGO) President Trump pulled the white sheet over their heads. Now all that's left is for the next of kin to claim the body. Unless the gopE reanimates the corpse.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 01, 2017 01:35 AM (d76uN)

1022 1016 Marlowe wants seconds on his sardines - he's standing at the pantry door and mewing. ---- Go big on the fish since it's Ash Wednesday

Posted by: Neil at March 01, 2017 01:36 AM (PqqkK)

1023 "Was the Democratic side of the isle having a nurses convention." --- Imperial Stormtrooper fangirls

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 01, 2017 01:37 AM (PqqkK)

1024 Work preps start early. Busy day. Have a serene MAGA day. May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2017 01:39 AM (u82oZ)

1025 Why didn't Dems put Perez or Ellison out for the rebuttal?  You know, the new faces of the party that embody it's dedication  to Social Justice, illegals and Muslim refugees.  Instead they dig up some  retired white southern guy to talk folksy to us.

Yeah, us flyovers were totally convinced by that.

Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:41 AM (1BQGO)

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