August 31, 2016

Trump's Immigration Speech & Open Thread
— Ace

It's in Arizona at 9pm eastern, or, in Arizona time, 9pm Eastern.

Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM | Comments (1081)
Post contains 33 words, total size 1 kb.

1 And does AZ even do the Daylight Savings time change?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

2 Nice!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2016 03:20 PM (1qrFE)

3 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 31, 2016 03:21 PM (Z8DIA)

4 no DST. except the Democrat Navajo's. they stick with New Mexico.

Posted by: retropox at August 31, 2016 03:21 PM (Oe4W9)

5 Arizona time: "The big hand is on the fifteen."

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 31, 2016 03:21 PM (5fSr7)

6 What is Mr. Trump's position on butt stuff?

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 31, 2016 03:22 PM (Tyii7)

7 So underneath this post on my computer is a window that always has an ad for some "historical photographs that are too hot to handle - number 12 will blow your mind!" or some such garbage. Anyway, right under this post is this picture, which is very hot, I must say, and very old: http://tinyurl.com/Definitely-Moons-Obi-Wan I wonder what the story of that picture is, because of course, since I hit the stupid link, there's no explanation of that particular one.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:23 PM (CS7jF)

8 He's got to EARN my vote!

Posted by: That Guy Again at August 31, 2016 03:23 PM (q177U)

9 Because fuck Arizona... I concur. McCain is an asshat and he was re-elected with plenty of margin.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2016 03:23 PM (1qrFE)

10 It's our 57th state, you know.

Posted by: Prez'nit Rand-McNally at August 31, 2016 03:23 PM (Tyii7)

11 Fucking Arizona.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:25 PM (+eR2D)

12 6 What is Mr. Trump's position on butt stuff?

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 31, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

++++

He wants you to put your pants on.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 03:25 PM (R+30W)

13 Yeah, fuck those guys.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 03:25 PM (McglG)

14 We are watching the worst movie ever made.  Battleship.  Because I am a nice wife and will watch things I hate with a passion just so I can be in the same room as my husband.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (+eR2D)

15 timeanddate.com solves all your time and date problems post hastie. World wide, even.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (iRDbi)

16 McCain will think he's empowered to being even a bigger asshat now. Thanks AZ.

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (TmVQX)

17 I am sure Time Warner cable can run their "test of the emergency signal" some other time than when Trump is on TV.


This is the SECOND time they have run it during one of his speeches.


No politics involved, none.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (F1iXz)

18 >>>I wonder what the story of that picture is, because of course, since I hit the stupid link, there's no explanation of that particular one. A google image search via drag and drop got very few results (??)

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (q177U)

19 #dicksoutforimmigration

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 03:26 PM (Aoayx)

20 Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them. Posted by: Ace at 08:19 PM Hell no.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 03:27 PM (CFc5L)

21 it's 6 here in az

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (0O7c5)

22 Does Mr. Trump have an exit strategy? Asking for a Swedish friend.

Posted by: Prez'nit Rand-McNally at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (Tyii7)

23 Yeah, Fuck Arizona!

Posted by: Barky, Mexico and the SCOTASS - the Three America-Hating Amigos at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (zc3Db)

24 9 Because fuck Arizona...

I concur. McCain is an asshat and he was re-elected with plenty of margin.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2016 08:23 PM (1qrFE)

++++

He didn't even get 52% of the vote. It is a win, but for an incumbent in a GOP primary, that is not a lot of margin.

http://tinyurl.com/hgq59s6
Breitbart

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (R+30W)

25 1 And does AZ even do the Daylight Savings time change? Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 08:20 PM (NOIQH) Nope.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (SRKgf)

26 There is a really spiffy rifle range north of Phoenix.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (Sfs6o)

27 Battleship is a good enough movie. The opening sucks. But there are some great visuals of Navy ships doing Navy ship stuff. And some great guys doing bit parts

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (iRDbi)

28 To all you F-ck Arizona people out there - we fought our asses off to defeat  McCain.  This was my first campaign work and it appears virtually impossible to unseat a sleazy operator who has his tentacles so deep not only into local and national GOP money, and has no limit in how low he'll stoop, but also into the election process itself.  In my district, the primary voting location was moved and no one was notified beforehand.  So you had people driving around in circles at the elementary school for which the district is named only to find we were miles away in rush hour after work.  Whether this benefited McCain more than Ward, who knows but it was crazy and I've heard people were too late.  Also, keep in mind that Pumpkin face-mini fingers endorsed McCain which, given how rabidly whacky his supporters are, it was likely too much for her to overcome.  I say F-CK Trump and his talking out both sides of his mouth.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (g9d8D)

29 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W) Ya just gotta love an effective Uniparty system!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (wCEn4)

30 Did anyone else think Trump's Mexican trip was a game changer?



I do.  The picture of him shaking hands with the President of Mexico is on every MSM outlet.


He looks reasonable and sounded firm and presidential.




I think we NOW have a serious race. 

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (F1iXz)

31 off commie sock

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (Tyii7)

32 rest of the country needs to get with it - changing the clock is for the other 99%

Posted by: Chris at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (LQPji)

33 The election is in 2 months and 8 days. The Brexit vote was 2 months and 8 days ago. This is how I counted down my last deployment. Fucking Aspergers.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (VxHD9)

34 We are watching the worst movie ever made. Battleship. Suspend disbelief and go with it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:29 PM (rwI+c)

35 Arizona, take off your rainbow shades Arizona, have another look at the world, my my Arizona, cut off your Indian braids Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way Hey, Arizona, take off your hobo shoes Arizona, have another look at the world, my my Arizona, get off your 8-ball blues Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way - Mark Lindsay

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 03:30 PM (jjNBN)

36 DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 08:26 PM (+eR2D Have you got to the point where they pull the USS Missouri out of mothballs to the tune of AC/DC's Thunderstruck? Because that makes all the agony worth it, really. CAN HAZ "WORST-BEST" MOVIE THREAD?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:30 PM (CS7jF)

37 doug doucey is speaking now......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 03:30 PM (0O7c5)

38 McCain is an STD Arizona has foisted upon the nation's genitalia.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2016 03:31 PM (HVQlX)

39 Trump's plan for Hillary's Hiding Time is simply to be seen acting presidential on the world stage. And it could work for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 03:31 PM (3hIZX)

40 Battleship is a good enough movie. The opening sucks. But there are some great visuals of Navy ships doing Navy ship stuff.

And some great guys doing bit parts

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 08:29 PM (iRDbi)



Meh, sorry.  I can't stand it.  Bad acting, bad story.  It's the Fear the Walking Dead of the big screen.  I just want everyone to die.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:31 PM (+eR2D)

41 Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:29 PM (g9d8D)
==========================================


I know it's not much consolation, but you gave it a good try.  I've worked elections and seen some crap stuff happening too.  Especially Obama 2008.  Oh my gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 31, 2016 03:31 PM (dFi94)

42 Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:29 PM (g9d8D) Good to know you guys fought the good fight, but the traitorous Establishment is well entrenched! We need operatives that get inside the opposition's loop!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:31 PM (wCEn4)

43 We are watching the worst movie ever made. Battleship. Not even close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:32 PM (zc3Db)

44 I was listening to the afternoon talk show guy on the way home for work and he was full of praise for Trump's press conference with the Mexican president. He also said that Trump should take the next few days off and rest on his laurels. He said he should cancel tonight's speech, and he also said "I want to hack into his Twitter account and change the password".

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 03:32 PM (sdi6R)

45 You have sunk my battleship!

Posted by: Death at August 31, 2016 03:32 PM (VxHD9)

46 It's not Arizona. IT IS MEXICO! Am I that drunk that NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT??? I heard the whole speech on the way home today at 4:30

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 03:32 PM (P5esK)

47 the local tv station Fox10 feels it necessary to split the screen with the few protesters outside the event

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 03:32 PM (Aoayx)

48 Whenever I fly over the southwest, I look out the airplane window and find the house with a 40 mile long drive way and wish I lived there. Arizona has a lot of country like that.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:33 PM (Sfs6o)

49 babeu is speaking now

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 03:33 PM (0O7c5)

50 Mexico this afternoon and the big immigration speech tonight in Arizona. Say what you will about Trump, but today has been very impressive.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:33 PM (1hhNr)

51 Have you got to the point where they pull the USS Missouri out of mothballs to the tune of AC/DC's Thunderstruck?

Because that makes all the agony worth it, really.


CAN HAZ "WORST-BEST" MOVIE THREAD?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 08:30 PM (CS7jF)



This is the third time I've sat through it.  It never gets any better.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:33 PM (+eR2D)

52 AZ doesn't do DST but Indiana I think is like half and half. Indiana is a bizarre state.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:33 PM (qUNWi)

53 Fuck the Mexican president.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:34 PM (zc3Db)

54 @36 and 27 +1000000

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at August 31, 2016 03:34 PM (bs4K2)

55 I saw Blood Father recently. Mel Gibson plays an ex-con. Some bad guys are mean to his daughter. I don't think I'm giving too much away by saying that bad things start happening to the bad guys.

Not Oscar material, but it is a quick moving action flick. I'd give it a 3.5 out of 5.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3647498/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 03:34 PM (R+30W)

56 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward?   Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 03:34 PM (g9d8D)

57 Whenever I fly over the southwest, I look out the airplane window and find the house with a 40 mile long drive way and wish I lived there. Arizona has a lot of country like that. Sounds awesome til you have a medical emergency.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (qUNWi)

58 This is the third time I've sat through it. It never gets any better. Whoa then. I've only watched it twice, or most of it twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

59 >>CAN HAZ "WORST-BEST" MOVIE THREAD?

Just about every Michael Bay movie except "13 Hours" (that one is legit good). Love "Armageddon" in all it's big, bad Bay splodey-ness.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (NOIQH)

60 Because fuck Arizona... Yeah!

Posted by: Yamamoto at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (IqV8l)

61 57 considered that. Gotta go sometime.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (Sfs6o)

62 "Arizona has a lot of country like that." NE part of the state is a bloody moonscape. I remember through there and not seeing a cow or horse or even a damn goat for what seemed like hours.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:35 PM (9ym/8)

63 'I wonder what the story of that picture is, because of course, since I hit the stupid link, there's no explanation of that particular one.' Ooh I know! Boobs on a plane!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 31, 2016 03:36 PM (BO/km)

64 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America. Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) Smite posts from (g9d8D) One word, my friend: decaf.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:36 PM (rwI+c)

65 Lo these many years ago, my then teenage sister had a huge crush on Mark Lindsey. When on a vacation to the Northwest we had to go out of our way to go see the house where he was born. If I remember right, it's in Eugene, Oregon .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)

66 I remember through there and not seeing a cow or horse or even a damn goat for what seemed like hours. There's one place to be free of ISIS.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:36 PM (6FqZa)

67 Not even close. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db) Your nomination, sir or ma'am?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:37 PM (CS7jF)

68 I really like the high desert a lot. Wouldn't live in the valley, but anything north of about Prescott would be good.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:37 PM (Sfs6o)

69 Ok, I understand some people may like this flaming pile of poo movie.  But it ranks top five of DangerGirl's Worst Movies of All Time and all y'all are just gonna have to accept that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:37 PM (+eR2D)

70 My friends, We have nothing to fear from Donald Trump's immigration speech !

Posted by: Juan McCain at August 31, 2016 03:37 PM (c6/9Q)

71 This is the third time I've sat through it. It never gets any better. -------------- Not even the guy with no legs knocking the teeth out of the alien?

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:37 PM (iRDbi)

72 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America. Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) I don't give a fuck about Kelli Ward or any other MF's.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (QPdNE)

73 The nominations for worst movie have to be for movies that didn't intend to be bad. Sharknado is right out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (rwI+c)

74 We feel your pain Smitty.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (BO/km)

75 Ok, I understand some people may like this flaming pile of poo movie. But it ranks top five of DangerGirl's Worst Movies of All Time and all y'all are just gonna have to accept that. No problemo, what are the other four?

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (iRDbi)

76 Looking at the weather map, there's rain and storms surrounding me but I'm in a bubble or something.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (sdi6R)

77 People like to bash The Lonely Lady, but it's definitely one of the better Pia Zadora films.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (VxHD9)

78 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 08:35 PM (9ym/ I took a "shortcut" road that showed up on Google Maps in N AZ, once! About an hour in, I was praying Mrs H didn't notice that we were in the middle of effing nowhere, without cell service, and had miles and miles to go before civilization (such as it was) would be within walking distance!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:38 PM (wCEn4)

79 Hollowman has to rank up there as one of the worst movies ever. Paul Ryan is an asshole.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (wjxg5)

80 The nominations for worst movie Arnold's 'commando'. Gotta make the list.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (iRDbi)

81 People like to bash The Lonely Lady, but it's definitely one of the better Pia Zadora films. ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (rwI+c)

82 Your nomination, sir or ma'am? Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 08:37 PM (CS7jF) "Your lordship" will do fine. My nom for worst movie? There are a lot of them but Battleship certainly isn't in the running. It was mediocre. For a truly awful movie you need something like Avatar or 2012.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (zc3Db)

83 let's talk about who i'm personally voting for for thirty seven straight hours

Posted by: chamjaff at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (dciA+)

84 56 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D)

++++

He saw that McCain was going to win, so instead of backing someone who was going to lose anyway, he earned some points by going with McCain. *spit*

Plus, McCain endorsed Trump for president.
http://tinyurl.com/h49lwbl
WSJ

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (R+30W)

85 I have never been to Arizona, or at least on a Federal project in Arizona without a written change order in hand! Yep Mr. McCain, that extra claw hammer will run you about $17.890.00 plus shipping!!! Do you want it over nighted?

Posted by: Tyler Mason at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (Nrh7e)

86 And finally I time something right! I'm having the gutters cleaned tomorrow and we're supposed to get 3" of rain over the weekend.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:39 PM (Sfs6o)

87 Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them. Posted by: Ace at 08:19 PM I tried. Too dry. I bled.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:40 PM (1hhNr)

88 Arnold's 'commando'. Gotta make the list. Nah. It's full of memorable one-liners. I let him go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:40 PM (rwI+c)

89 'We feel your pain Smitty. Posted by: Bill Clinton' Off sleazy sock. Really we do Smitty27. Thanks for trying. It's very disappointing.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 31, 2016 03:40 PM (BO/km)

90 Everybody always claims to hate Avatar. I loved it. I hated the very idea of sharknado.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 03:40 PM (iRDbi)

91 I hope Trump puts up videos of Hill out takes on the bluescreen behind him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 03:40 PM (P/kVC)

92 83 let's talk about who i'm personally voting for for thirty seven straight hours Posted by: chamjaff at August 31, 2016 08:39 PM (dciA+) ouch.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:41 PM (z/Ubi)

93 52 AZ doesn't do DST but Indiana I think is like half and half. Indiana is a bizarre state. Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 08:33 PM (qUNWi) It's worse than that. Arizona - no DST Navajo Nation - DST Hopi Nation (embedded within Navajo) -no DST

Posted by: Howard Fine School of Dentistry and OB-GYN at August 31, 2016 03:41 PM (1qRK9)

94 I remember driving pass the saguaro desert area near Tucson one winter and there was very very light snow falling and the vista was about the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. The desert in the winter is gorgeous

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 03:41 PM (KTFfX)

95 Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them. Posted by: Ace at 08:19 PM To be honest, Arizona and Arizona State are nothing but dirty sluts.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:41 PM (1hhNr)

96 Battleship? I loved that movie. Seriously, I was howling on the floor. My neices do out loud readings of "Twilight": they read it pretty straight and it has the same effect.

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 03:41 PM (CPk08)

97 Bad movie? Inchon. Trump card: financed by the Moonies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (Nwg0u)

98 There Will Be Blood is my all time worst movie of critically acclaimed movies.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (MNgU2)

99 Everybody always claims to hate Avatar. That's because it blew chunks. I loved it. Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 08:40 PM (iRDbi) I'd get that checked out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (zc3Db)

100 Dammit this f'n sock it f'n stuck to me. Get the hell off of me you skeevy hillbilly.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (BO/km)

101 I hope Trump puts up videos of Hill out takes on the bluescreen behind him. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 08:40 PM (P/kVC) Benny Hill? That would be hysterical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (auHtY)

102 I have only walked out of one movie in my entire life: The Exterminator ( 1980 ) http://imdb.to/2bKwWbF

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:42 PM (rwI+c)

103 90 Everybody always claims to hate Avatar. I loved it. I hated the very idea of sharknado. Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 08:40 PM (iRDbi) It was better in the original Ferngully.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)

104 Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) Smite posts from (g9d8D)

One word, my friend: decaf.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals

*****

That's all you've got - decaf?   No explanation as to why your boy carrot-face supported McCain while pretending to be anti-GOPe?  McCain's their poster boy.  Glad you can find humor it. 

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (g9d8D)

105 56 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America. Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) Politics. Duh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (SRKgf)

106 Avatar remains the only movie I've seen to break the Two Drink Maximum. I think the main reason I hated it so much (I hated it more the next morning) is that it was so earnest in its stupid lame SJW preaching. And because so many critics were demanding I watch it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (6FqZa)

107 Arizona State does butt stuff.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (rwI+c)

108 The worst movie i've ever seen in the theater was the reboot of Conan from 2014 or so. I spent the movie in hatred and bewilderment.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 03:43 PM (dciA+)

109 80 The nominations for worst movie Arnold's 'commando'. Gotta make the list. Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 08:39 PM (iRDbi Heretic! They made a 8 bit video game based on the killing everybody in sight via guns and explosives

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (1hhNr)

110 Glad you can find humor it. Much.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (rwI+c)

111 56 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America. Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) Trying to make nice so McCain stops rushing to the cameras everytime Trump's mouth moves faster than his brain.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (z/Ubi)

112 Okay Smitty27 , you may have some lithium in your decaf. But not too much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (6FqZa)

113 Cherokee nation will return. Will return. Will return.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (Tyii7)

114 Bad movie? Inchon. Trump card: financed by the Moonies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 08:42 PM (Nwg0u) The Moonies aren't all bad. The Washington Times was always an excellent newspaper.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (zc3Db)

115 I have only walked out of one movie in my entire life: The Exterminator ( 1980 ) http://imdb.to/2bKwWbF Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals It's got Paper Chase Guy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 03:44 PM (IqV8l)

116 'No explanation as to why your boy carrot-face supported McCain while pretending to be anti-GOPe? McCain's their poster boy. Glad you can find humor it.' Agreed. Its gonna be a rough ride either way.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 03:45 PM (BO/km)

117 102 I have only walked out of one movie in my entire life: The Exterminator ( 1980 ) http://imdb.to/2bKwWbF Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c) I walked out of "Dune." Incredibly boring and obscure. I hadn't read the book, but OTOH shouldn't have had to, methinks. I just decided I had better things to do.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:45 PM (SRKgf)

118 A surpringly awesome movie that I thought would suck balls is Solomon Kane.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:45 PM (1hhNr)

119 The Constant Gardener was horrible - slept through most of it and walked out confused.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 03:46 PM (KTFfX)

120 Out of Africa was pretty bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:46 PM (rwI+c)

121 Worst movies I've sat through. The two Sandler movies produced for Netflix. God awful.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:47 PM (z/Ubi)

122 I have only walked out of one movie in my entire life: The Exterminator ( 1980 ) http://imdb.to/2bKwWbF Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals I've walked out of many movies. Memorably terrible examples: Kiss of the Spider Woman Short Cuts That idiotic period piece in New York with Daniel Day Lewis ... I've repressed the memory of the title.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:47 PM (zc3Db)

123 Speaking of movies, go see "Hell or High Water". It is excellent with some of the best acting and dialogue I have experienced in a long time. It's in limited release so you may have to work to find it, but, it's worth it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 03:47 PM (kXoT0)

124 I saw Looking for Mr. Goodbar when I was young so it may not be the second worst movie ever made.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:47 PM (MNgU2)

125 Are people still pretending Trump wasnt the only one who made illegals an issue in this election?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (Aoayx)

126 And WTF is with Glenn Beck's influence? And how about his snake handling kissing cousins the Cruz crew? Where are they going post election? People with brains are laughing their asses off at all of the possible permutations.

Posted by: Average Joe at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (2DQXk)

127 Pro tip: any movie the critics like is a loser. That's a lead pipe cinch. Any movie they hate has a chance, and may or may not suck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (SRKgf)

128 One of the all-time worst movies ever: Philadelphia Beyond stupid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (zc3Db)

129 >>>118 A surpringly awesome movie that I thought would suck balls is Solomon Kane. Posted by: Pep the parts that really weren't connected directly to the plot were good. the plot parts (backstory, climax) i remember thinking were kind of lame. good period to do a movie in. i remember being intrigued by the idea he was escorting a family to the west of England to take a ship to America. Such a weird idea, that America was this untamed wilderness. few movies are set in that period. I think sometimes the Musketeeers movies mention the explorations into America and I find that weird too.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (dciA+)

130 Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 08:47 PM (z/Ubi) The very presence of the name Sandler in any capacity related to a movie is enough to send me screaming from the room!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (wCEn4)

131 There Will Be Blood is my all time worst movie of critically acclaimed movies. I love that movie. Avatar is awful.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (qUNWi)

132 BTW, just saw Hillary's ad using Trump's own words about the wall. It is a win for Trump, it makes his point over and over again.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (kXoT0)

133 Watch "Trailer Park Boys" on Netflix. Gladly or sadly, I think that's pretty much what a Moron colony would look like.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (2cS/G)

134 Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf) Dune (the movie) really sucked. I kept looking at Paul's hair........I loved the book, but the movie...arrrrgggg

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (CPk08)

135 Even 'bad' movies can have redeeming qualities (often requiring alcohol). That said, I see your Battleship and raise you Southside with You. No redeeming qualities whatsoever...

Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at August 31, 2016 03:48 PM (bs4K2)

136 I missed Solomon Kane (and the new Conan). I did get to see the Kevin Sorbo interpretation of King Kull. Such a waste. Those screenwriters should all contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (6FqZa)

137 Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them. It is because of Arizona's insufficiency at math that we got the Gadsden Purchase for so cheap!

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (jBuUi)

138 O/T: Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf is in the oven.  I repeat: Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf is in the oven.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (uAvJJ)

139 I saw Looking for Mr. Goodbar when I was young so it may not be the second worst movie ever made. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 08:47 PM (MNgU2) Actually, I liked that movie. Guess who was in it ... Brian Dennehy, of course.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (zc3Db)

140 That idiotic period piece in New York with Daniel Day Lewis ... I've repressed the memory of the title. Oh yeah....That was fucking dreadful.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (qUNWi)

141 Sheriff Joe is up now.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (Aoayx)

142 Soosss, we have two concurrently running Movie questions on this open thread: 1. What is your Best-Worst Movie?, defined as a horribly shitty movie that you love anyway, that when made, took itself seriously (which as someone has noted, takes the Sharknado franchise out); and, 2. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Defined as such a remarkable piece of shit that everyone involved in the movie should have been executed.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (CS7jF)

143 AZ doesn't do DST but Indiana I think is like half and half. ------------------ Indiana is now new and improved with DST statewide! IN is part Eastern, part Central. Moving to all DST was supposed to save money but studies after the first year revealed it cost more. Surprise!

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (NUqwG)

144 Took away my way of life. Bong, crack pipe and paring knife.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (Tyii7)

145 I just watched The Nice Guys this past weekend. Worth the rental. Lots of boobies.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:49 PM (MNgU2)

146 I liked Kiss of the Spider Woman. It just goes to show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (rwI+c)

147 One of the worst movies was Forrest Gump. Nothing but warmed over nostalgia for boomers and one cliche after another. Momma always said...that's when the sniper's bullet should have hit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (auHtY)

148 The very presence of the name Sandler in any capacity related to a movie is enough to send me screaming from the room! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 08:48 PM (wCEn4) Eh. I saw blended this weekend because it was on TV, and it wasn't horrible.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (z/Ubi)

149 "Speaking of movies, go see "Hell or High Water". It is excellent with some of the best acting and dialogue I have experienced in a long time." I've been hearing this. I'm sure I'll wait until it's out on DVD/PPV but I am going to see it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (9ym/8)

150 Worst movies because I ended up haaaating the lead character:

"Nothing but the Truth"
"The Life of David Gale"

Oh, hated "American beauty", too.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

151 Battlefield Earth: All this and scientologists too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (Nwg0u)

152 The Happening, where plants and the breeze teamed up to Kill All Humans. That movie was a winner.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (lThpb)

153 Every time that Clinton woman on television is wearing my wardrobe! Now is stealing my hairstyle!

Posted by: Colonel Rosa Klebb at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (PL2OL)

154 The English Patient was terrible.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (qUNWi)

155 Arnold's 'commando'.
Gotta make the list.

Nah. It's full of memorable one-liners.
I let him go.>>>

But you promised to kill me last.

I Lied.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 31, 2016 03:50 PM (CDowr)

156 Friday the 13th Jason takes Manhattan is terrible. Predator 2 is terrible Jason X (When Jason is killing people in space is terrible)

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (1hhNr)

157 HiHo, the miniseries is marginally better. Unfortunately there I was staring at the cheap sets. Like the sunset with an ellipsoidal sun - because they shot the set from too far to the side, I take it. And William Hurt (worst actor in history IMO) mumbled his lines like he was trying to balance a dime on his tongue.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (6FqZa)

158 He saw that McCain was going to win, so instead of backing someone who was going to lose anyway, he earned some points by going with McCain. *spit*

Plus, McCain endorsed Trump for president.
http://tinyurl.com/h49lwbl
WSJ

 * * * * * *

"Going to win."  Funny how WSJ and the GOPe have such foresight when it comes to elections.  If only they used that super power for good.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (g9d8D)

159 Battlefield Earth: All this and scientologists too. It was so bad it was good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (rwI+c)

160 I thought Topless Brain Surgeons IV was pretty good.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (Sfs6o)

161 There are no bad movies. Only bad movie watchers.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (BO/km)

162 Now for the bonus question: which movies sucked so bad they were actually entertaining? The entire Sharknado series leaps to mind, but we need a fatwa here on whether movies intended as a bad joke count in this connection. Arguably, purists will insist on nominating movies that were intended to be taken seriously, but sucked donkey balls regardless.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (SRKgf)

163 good period to do a movie in. i remember being intrigued by the idea he was escorting a family to the west of England to take a ship to America. Such a weird idea, that America was this untamed wilderness. few movies are set in that period. I think sometimes the Musketeeers movies mention the explorations into America and I find that weird too. Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 08:48 PM (dciA+) I always get a kick out of the end of Barry Lyndon when it's revealed this scoundrel, this charlatan who conned and connived his way through life only to lose everything, does the only thing he can...he goes to America. For some it was like a slightly more promising endeavor, and one you could willingly choose to make, than say Australia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (4ErVI)

164 "The Life of David Gale" - My lefty sister loves that movie. What a pile of scrap!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (Nwg0u)

165 Huh. Learn something new every day: --- "Etymology of the name "Arizona" The name of the state appears to originate from an earlier Spanish name, Arizonac, derived from the O'odham name alĭ ṣonak, meaning "small spring," which initially applied only to an area near the silver mining camp of Planchas de Plata, Sonora. To the European settlers, their pronunciation sounded like "Arissona".The area is still known as alĭ ṣonak in the O'odham language. Another possible origin is the Basque phrase haritz ona ("the good oak"), as there were numerous Basque sheepherders in the area. There is a misconception that the state's name originated from the Spanish term Árida Zona ("Arid Zone"). ---

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (jBuUi)

166 >>> I did get to see the Kevin Sorbo interpretation of King Kull. Such a waste. Those screenwriters should all contemplate this on the tree of woe. ... if i remember King Kull, it was about an ancient country called Acheron, which had pledged itself to be a province of Hell, returning to the earth. Which is a cool idea. The idea also figures into the Conan novel "Hour of the Dragon" which has a chapter titled "Acheron Shall Rise Again" or something. REH I think took various Kull stories and repackaged them as conan stories (conan was more popular and paid better) so I guess he just re-used this idea.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 03:51 PM (dciA+)

167 The very presence of the name Sandler in any capacity related to a movie is enough to send me screaming from the room! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 08:48 PM (wCEn4) I did like Funny People. Not you typical Sandler's movie.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (MNgU2)

168 Philadelphia Beyond stupid. Completely unmemorable. I'm surprised you even remembered it.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (qUNWi)

169 Avatar is very watchable.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (q177U)

170 Indiana is now new and improved with DST statewide! Indiana changed to DST because the downtown Indy politicians had (and now even more so) NewYorkCity envy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (IqV8l)

171 52 AZ doesn't do DST but Indiana I think is like half and half. Indiana is a bizarre state. Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 08:33 PM (qUNWi That's Mitch Daniels doing: NOBODY WANTED DST except the frigging golfers. We have a couple of counties that are on central time. The Change is what is so bad.....jet lag twice a year.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (JG7/v)

172 The Panic in Needle Park in terrible and depressing.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (1hhNr)

173 "One of the worst movies was Forrest Gump. Nothing but warmed over nostalgia for boomers and one cliche after another." I saw "Forrest Gump" many years ago but only a couple of years ago did I see "Little Big Man." Pretty much a straight rip-off. Just modernized some.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (9ym/8)

174 "America" means "That place the black sheeps of the family go to when they've fucked everything up here" in Latin, I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (4ErVI)

175 Oh, and I should specify: no movies in 3D can be nominated. We all know, sight unseen, that they will suck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (SRKgf)

176 Asking for prayers from the horde for family in Tampa/St. Pete, Tallahassee, and those of us in the path in GA and SC.

Probably going to lose power tomorrow.  Hoping not to lose the house to a tree or three.

We'll survive the flooding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK)

177 Trump draws closer against Clinton in Wisconsin 43 percent in the Monmouth University poll said they would vote for Clinton, while 38 percent chose Trump, 8 percent undecided and independents are about evenly split. Just take the rest of the election off Hillary. You've got it in the bag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 03:52 PM (auHtY)

178 147 One of the worst movies was Forrest Gump. Nothing but warmed over nostalgia for boomers and one cliche after another. Momma always said...that's when the sniper's bullet should have hit Posted by: TheQuietMan

"Die, Forrest, Die!"

Posted by: scrood at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (3b9U4)

179 Worst movies recently 1. Train Wreck with Amy Schumer was the worst movie I have seen in a long time. I only watched it to see what all the fuss about her was all about. 2. August Osage County is absolutely execrable. I lived in Osage County for 10 years. I have had family that lived there all their lives. At no time could you tell the movie was filmed actually in Osage County, Oklahoma. The acting was awful. The screenplay was sh!t.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (kXoT0)

180 "In the Bedroom" was awful. I watched it with my wife and MIL (nay she rest in peace). Anyway, I found myself rooting for the "antagonist", a husband who was being cuckholded. He eventually shot the cuckhold, a younger man. I lept to my feet and shouted hooray. My MIL never looked upon me the same way after that...

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (w7KSn)

181 My pancreas hurts.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (G2Sc9)

182 My nom for worst movie ever made is "Martyrs", a 2008 French-Canadian horror film. I don't like horror movies, so one strike. It is so sickening that it makes Human Centipede look staid and boring. Two strikes. The ending is supposed to be clever but instead is just keeping a mystery just to be a dick. My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. It is a terrible movie in all respects, but I love every single frame of that old classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (CS7jF)

183 150 Worst movies because I ended up haaaating the lead character: "Obamas first date" or whatever the hell its called.....

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 31, 2016 03:53 PM (JG7/v)

184 Only movie I ever walked out of was Purple Rain.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)

185 >>A surpringly awesome movie that I thought would suck balls is Solomon Kane. Another one that is coming to cable soon, Legend. A trueish movie and Tom Hardy is really good.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (/tuJf)

186 56 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America. Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:34 PM (g9d8D) Trying to make nice so McCain stops rushing to the cameras everytime Trump's mouth moves faster than his brain. Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 08:44 PM (z/Ubi) Yup.....like the Don (God rest his soul) said, "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Trump will have fun making the old bastard kiss his ring when the time comes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (ej1L0)

187 The English Patient was terrible. Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 08:50 PM (qUNWi) I tried to watch that movie no less than 5 times. Ands every single time I just couldn't take it and turned it off after 25 minutes, or so. Even the times that I started in the middle (to give the movie a little advantage) I couldn't take more than 20 minutes of it. But everyone I know loved it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (zc3Db)

188 You see the movie starts out good and it's only when you perceive it as crap does it actually become crap. If you have no preconceived notion of crap you won't know it's crap until you see it.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (BO/km)

189 "Hell in the Pacific" Although the ending is muddy and there've been alternate edits to it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (GdFQh)

190 The best you can say about the Forrest Gump movie was that it was much better than the book.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (rwI+c)

191 Avatar is very watchable.

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (Tyii7)

192 I meant it was a good film nonetheless.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (GdFQh)

193 130 The very presence of the name Sandler in any capacity related to a movie is enough to send me screaming from the room! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 08:48 PM (wCEn4) I think someone here recently said that he's a nice guy in person, but I've never found him very funny.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 03:54 PM (sdi6R)

194 Ah, worst war movie ever: The Thin Red Line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (rwI+c)

195 I tried to walk out of Heavens Gate.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (P5esK)

196 No problemo, what are the other four?

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 08:38 PM (iRDbi)


Now keep in mind, these are only movies I have seen.  There is a whole slew of crap movies out there that I haven't seen.


Battleship

A.I.

Transformers 2, 3, 4

Twilight (all of them)

Lawnmower Man




(this coming from a person who likes The Postman, Waterworld and Showgirls so I have horrible taste)



Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (+eR2D)

197 Horrible Bosses 2. Made it through 4 minutes then turned it off. Was on an airplane, listening to the drone of the engines was better.

Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (bs4K2)

198 Has Trump moved the Ovaltine Window in his favor? 25-5-19 (Checks decoder ring)

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (FtrY1)

199 I need to cleanse myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (GdFQh)

200 if i remember King Kull, it was about an ancient country called Acheron, which had pledged itself to be a province of Hell, returning to the earth. Which is a cool idea. The idea also figures into the Conan novel "Hour of the Dragon" which has a chapter titled "Acheron Shall Rise Again" or something. REH I think took various Kull stories and repackaged them as conan stories (conan was more popular and paid better) so I guess he just re-used this idea. Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 08:51 PM (dciA+) I just looked at the wiki. Conan's first story was a repackaged Kull story. And apparently the Kull movie was repackaging the development hell third Conan movie.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

201 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK) Prayers up for all of you in the storms' path!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (wCEn4)

202 Does anybody really know what time it is? Or was I late?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 31, 2016 03:55 PM (6Ll1u)

203 I never really tolerate bad movies for very long but the ones I would watch were Jackie Chan movies. Acting is horrible, story is idiotic, the dubbing is atrocious........but, I wasn't really watching them for any of that so it was only mildly annoying. It was fun to watch Chan back in his peak performing days.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (9ym/8)

204 Where are you watching this?  Just got home

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (ZMpqW)

205 Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull.  Put me to sleep at the drive in with a carload of teens.  Girl teens.  Talkative hi-energy girl teens of daughter and friends.  Great googly moogly what a piece of crap film!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (JO9+V)

206 I've seen so many bad movies recently, that I've changed my default assumption about film watching. Now, I automatically assume that EVERY film is going to be terrible, unless it proves itself otherwise. Used to be my default attitude was the reverse (i..e. that "Watching movies is fun," only occasionally interrupted by a stinker). But after a 90% "bomb" ratio over the last five years of movie-watching, I changed my tune to a sad one.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

207 Second favorite Worst-Best Movie? Lesbian Zombie Killers.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (CS7jF)

208 Sharknado is not a bad movie because people like it. Admit it. People like cheesy movies so cheesy movies are not bad no matter how bad they may seem to be.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (BO/km)

209 The English Patient was terrible. Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 08:50 PM (qUNWi) It was painfully bad. Another one the idiot critics all love but sucked more ass than Barry on a Saturday night was American Beauty

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (auHtY)

210 'No explanation as to why your boy carrot-face supported McCain while pretending to be anti-GOPe? McCain's their poster boy. Glad you can find humor it.'

Look on the bright side. He'll probably croak before the end of his term.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (qJhUV)

211 Yes Acheron was a cool idea but that's the macguffin. Sorbo-Kull doesn't venture into anything Acheronian. He ventures into the Cave Of Bad Special Effects to retrieve some lame amulet (I dunno, because I believe I was high when I watched it...). Although there was one good line. When someone tells Sorbo-Kull that the woman he just fell for is in fact a two thousand year old demoness, Kull's face falls into shock and he utters... 'but she told me she was nineteen'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:56 PM (6FqZa)

212 I thoroughly enjoyed Lynch's Dune even though it wasn't very good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (VdICR)

213 The Chef, the Thief, the Wife, the Lover and the Asshole or something like that was pretty awful. It was a critically acclaimed artsy Brit film of the 80's (apparently it was some sort of anti-Thatcher statement) I recall it began with a child being tortured - and it went downhill from there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (P8951)

214 Road House is the best worst movie ever.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (MNgU2)

215 I've seen so many bad movies recently, that I've changed my default assumption about film watching. Now, I automatically assume that EVERY film is going to be terrible, unless it proves itself otherwise.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 08:56 PM (jBuUi)

same here; i strain to remember a recent good movie


Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (c6/9Q)

216 Avatar is very watchable.

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller at August 31, 2016 08:54 PM (Tyii7)


lol

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (JO9+V)

217 >>>Conan's first story was a repackaged Kull story. yah, "Phoenix on the Sword"? I think that was the Kull story "By This Axe I Rule!" That's why Conan is a King in that story -- because Kull was a King. then that leads to the weird continuity where you know he's going to end up a king but through the series he's usually just a drifter or mercenary captain.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (dciA+)

218 I walked out of "The Cell" and one of the "Scream" movies. And believe it or not, the Bakshi version of "Lord of the Rings" literally put me to sleep. And I was only 11.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (GdFQh)

219 Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R) Funny, but I have no trouble believing that as a person one on one he'd be very interesting and companionable!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (wCEn4)

220 Worst wwii movie is that pearl harbor movie with afleck....

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 03:57 PM (c+7Ko)

221 crap story, by the way. I don't know why he even bothered writing it, or re-writing it. nothing interesting.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (dciA+)

222 "Asking for prayers from the horde for family in Tampa/St. Pete, Tallahassee, and those of us in the path in GA and SC." Thoughts out, Jane......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (9ym/8)

223 Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 08:43 PM (g9d8D) Will you cut to the chase? Should we vote for Hillary? Johnson? What's His Name?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (3myMJ)

224 Dammit this place and it's fucking formatting.


A.I.


Transformers 2, 3, 4


Twilight


Lawnmower Man


Although, having read a few comments, I may replace Twilight with 2012.  I've blocked that out of my memory it was so bad.  Cusack flies a plane out of an abyss not once, not twice, but three times?  FFS.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (+eR2D)

225 Ah, worst war movie ever: The Thin Red Line. Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 08:55 PM (rwI+c) Yes.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (CS7jF)

226 23 Yeah, Fuck Arizona! ------------------------------------- How many Morons would it actually take to fuck Arizona?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (o38N1)

227 Try watching. "Hillary does Dallas".

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (xInes)

228 Worst movie ever is The American with George Clooney.  It did have one redeeming value in that George Clooney dies in the end.  Spoiler alert.  Did I do that right?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (22uju)

229 The Postman would have been good if it had been heavily edited, saving the full version for the DVD. As it was I thought "B+" on my way out. Nothing could have saved Waterworld, except maybe waterboarding Twohy in Galveston Bay before he started filming.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (6FqZa)

230 Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of crap. I was rooting for all of them to die

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 03:58 PM (auHtY)

231 I could never sit through Barbarella. Tried three times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (IqV8l)

232 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK) Will keep you and your family in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (6HqlZ)

233 Ah, worst war movie ever: The Thin Red Line. - But it's got alligators. Alligators that are a metaphor for war always lurking just beneath the surface of civilization!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (Nwg0u)

234 Congo

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (2cS/G)

235 I am convinced The English Patient was voted Best Picture Oscar by people who wouldn't admit they haven't seen it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (VdICR)

236 Sometimes I cannot decide if a movie is really good, or really bad. I usually make Mrs928 watch them and tell me. For instance 1) memento 2) The fountain 3) Cloud Atlas 4) Triangle

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (rwI+c)

237 >>Worst wwii movie is that pearl harbor movie with afleck.... Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 08:57 PM (c+7Ko) Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part He's way better than Ben Affleck

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (GdFQh)

238 "Worst wwii movie is that pearl harbor movie with afleck...." I'll second that and third it too just for sound measure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (9ym/8)

239 Sherry McEvil - YES!

Trainwreck was so bad, Amy Schumer's character was just an awful, self-absorbed woman. So much misandry in that movie.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (NOIQH)

240 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. It is a terrible movie in all respects, but I love every single frame of that old classic. Posted by: Sharkman Awwww, I loved that! Especially the scene where they're draining the semen out of his balls with medical equipment and tubes. He was like, "What? I thought I was going to have bouncy sex with all of you until the end of time!" The ultimate irony scene. I saw it on a double-bill with "Rancho Deluxe" at a repertory theatre, probably in the '90s. And yeah, "Rancho Deluxe" was indeed an absolute stinker.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (jBuUi)

241 Other horrible movies seen recently...watched them on the plane to and from Europe 1. Hateful 8. I only kept watching it because the cinematography of the frozen wilderness was so beautiful and I like Walter Scoggins and Kurt Russell. 2. The Revenant. I kept watching it for the same beautiful frozen wilderness cinematography.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (kXoT0)

242
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: CFM56-7 at August 31, 2016 03:59 PM (larhU)

243 So, Trump supporters, how do you explain Trump supporting that RINOeGOP scumbag McCain over Kelli Ward? Go ahead, show how nuanced you all are in what's best for America

Politics. Duh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

* * * *

The "politics, duh" card wins every time.  The movie Idiocracy has lost its humor.  So why not just vote Cankles and jump on the corruption train?  At least I'll enjoy the ride to hell.  Y'all can slow bleed yourselves.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (g9d8D)

244 Another one that is coming to cable soon, Legend. A trueish movie and Tom Hardy is really good. Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 08:54 PM (/tuJf) the trailer for that looked awesome ... so I downloaded a lo-res copy of it. Man, that movie is awful! bad. Boring. Stupid. I watched almost an hour of it and just couldn't care less about what happened to anyone in it. I saw all of the exciting scenes that were in the freat trailer ... and the parts of the movie they came from sucked. I have never been so disappointed in a movie from the impression of a trailer as with that one. I was amazed at the disconnect, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (zc3Db)

245 I see so few movies nowadays that I'm having trouble thinking of a supposedly good movie that I thought was bad. I somehow manage to avoid those, I guess. I don't have TV but I'm sure I would have enjoyed the Sharknado Trilogy.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (sdi6R)

246 How many Morons would it actually take to fuck Arizona? Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 08:58 PM (o38N1) Arizona is already fucked, so just one.

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (CPk08)

247 But it's got alligators. Alligators that are a metaphor for war always lurking just beneath the surface of civilization! and Sean Penn blowing his own ass off. I'm not sure what that symbolized.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (rwI+c)

248 Dune could have used more cheese to lighten it up some. That was one dismal move.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (BO/km)

249 195 I tried to walk out of Heavens Gate. Can't contact the aliens like that ...

Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (hhDmb)

250 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that When Barry met Michelle (Aunt Esther) is probably a huge stink fest but will probably sweep the Oscars

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (auHtY)

251 I think someone here recently said that he's a nice guy in person, but I've never found him very funny.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)



That would be me.  He grabbed my right hand, and as we spoke, I totally lost my train of thought.



Softest, smoothest, juiciest (that's a girl thing) hands in the world.  I totally wanted to ask him what skin care he used.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)

252 Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (MNgU2)

253 "I, Frankenstein" clocked in with a sweet 3% on Rotten Tomatoes...that has to be a record, right?

Posted by: scrood at August 31, 2016 04:00 PM (3b9U4)

254 I like Thin Red Line but I'm a sucker for Malick's style.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (qUNWi)

255 Best Worst Movie might be Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (6FqZa)

256 Boring troll is boring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (rwI+c)

257 Movies---I've been rewatching Jurassic World a lot lately on HBO. The ending is really exciting, every time I watch it. No?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (o38N1)

258 What is he saying? Je n'ai pas une televiseur.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (Mt8T4)

259
194 Ah, worst war movie ever: The Thin Red Line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 08:55 PM (rwI+c)









That's because Terry Malick didn't make a war movie. He made his usual boring, beautifully photographed 4 hour whinefest with the standard Malick voice-over composed exclusively of crybabies asking stupid questions "Why am I here? Why are people mean?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (LuZz8)

260 I put "Battleship" in the same category as "Crank": it's incredibly dumb, but I can't hate it; the dumbness is rather endearing.

Now, "Shoot 'em Up" and "Armageddon" actually made me angry with their stupidity.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (jV8Mq)

261 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. What was it about?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (Aoayx)

262 Pearl Harbor Sucked, and I Miss You https://youtu.be/SsPrQgTO0HU The bass synth right out of the Top Gun song.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (VdICR)

263 There are two Dune movies, two different directors.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:01 PM (iRDbi)

264 Jane & other rain-soaked Morons, please be safe and stay dry and let's hope you make it through the hurricane without any injury or serious property damage

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:02 PM (uAvJJ)

265 "Obamas first date" or whatever the hell its called... I believe that was "Backside With You".

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2016 04:02 PM (J3phO)

266 At the end of "Titanic" my grandmother kept screaming, "Swim! Keep swimming!"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:02 PM (GdFQh)

267 Only movie I ever walked out of was Pete and Tillie.

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 04:02 PM (jjNBN)

268 My in flight movie one time was the worst movie in the world that made me pray for death or a plane crash: THE BIG BOUNCE.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (1hhNr)

269 Whatever happened to Adrianne Barbeau?

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (G2Sc9)

270 I am convinced The English Patient was voted Best Picture Oscar by people who wouldn't admit they haven't seen it.

Very much like my health care plan.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (Tyii7)

271 2. The Revenant. I kept watching it for the same beautiful frozen wilderness cinematography. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 08:59 PM (kXoT0) Come on. You watched it for the bear rape.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (z/Ubi)

272 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (KCxzN)

273 Memento: good Cloud Atlas: the book was a smarmy lefty wankathon, didn't trouble myself to watch the movie.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (6FqZa)

274 smitty, why don't you take your butthurt and apply the balm of going to a new blog?

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (dciA+)

275 Road House is the best worst movie ever. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 08:57 PM (MNgU2) They are remaking it, with Melissa McCarthy in the Patrick Swayze role, Margaret Cho in the Sam Elliott role, and Steve Buschemi in the Kelly Lynch role.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (CS7jF)

276 "Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes." Knock it off with the negative waves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (9ym/8)

277 Movies that have not stood the test of time: Born Losers and Billy Jack. Never saw the other two.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (rwI+c)

278 I didn't like Armageddon. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (iRDbi)

279 Actually I don't think I"ve walked out of any movie.

I figure, movies are so expensive, I am going to get my money's worth, even if it means I just kinda snooze out during the last half of the movie

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:03 PM (uAvJJ)

280 Man in the Wilderness was 100x better than Revenant.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:04 PM (MNgU2)

281 Don't hate me, but I liked the love story angle of Pearl Harbor.

Knew an old fellow who served on one of the ships and died before he (his words) "got to see the movie."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:04 PM (1ZOkK)

282 230 Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of crap. I was rooting for all of them to die Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 08:58 PM (auHtY) Blair Witch Project, and everyone associated with it, need to be executed just for starting that "shaky cam" crap that infests so many movies now. That, and pitch fucking black scenes that movie makers now love so much. Lighting!

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:04 PM (SRKgf)

283 I saw "The Cell" and didn't mind it because, hey, high. It's one of those movies you can't watch sober.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:04 PM (6FqZa)

284 My girlfriend dragged me to see "Truth of Dare," promising I'd like Madonna more after seeing it. In actuality, I hated her more.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (GdFQh)

285 >>>3) Cloud Atlas Greatest movie ever made!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (Mt8T4)

286 Jane - prayers for your whole community. Were you able to get extra provisions? I have family in Tampa as well. Hey, a candlelight dinner while sharing a can of Spaghettios could be made sexy!

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (TmVQX)

287 "A Boy and His Dog. What was it about?" It get's complicated.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (9ym/8)

288 I didn't like Armageddon. Very disappointed. Deep Impact was a better movie, but it didn't have the star power of Armageddon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (rwI+c)

289 213 The Chef, the Thief, the Wife, the Lover and the Asshole or something like that was pretty awful. It was a critically acclaimed artsy Brit film of the 80's (apparently it was some sort of anti-Thatcher statement) I recall it began with a child being tortured - and it went downhill from there. Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 08:57 PM (P8951) Helen. Mirren. Nekkid. She was in her 40s and she mightily impressed my 25-year-old self.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (sdi6R)

290 Any remake of every great movie needs to die in a white hot fire.

Lazy, fucking assed Hollywood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (1ZOkK)

291 261 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. What was it about? Posted by: Mister Magoo's Post-apocalyptic future where a dude and his telepathic dog encounter a society of surviving females who can't get pregnant because all the surviving men are impotent. He is excited to be recruited as a "stud" to impregnate every woman on earth -- but then learns the hard (or limp, actually) way that the impregnation will not be done the good ol' old-fashioned way, but with tubes! Ouch! Blah blah blah, end of world, nihilism, the end.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 04:05 PM (jBuUi)

292 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/ Heh. WW II beatnik was just one of the reasons I didn't like it.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (MNgU2)

293 68 I really like the high desert a lot. Wouldn't live in the valley, but anything north of about Prescott would be good. Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 08:37 PM (Sfs6o) What about the scorpions?

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (CFc5L)

294 230 Blair Witch Project. What a steaming pile of crap. I was rooting for all of them to die Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 08:58 PM (auHtY That was a real documentary and totally true like my stories in my book.

Posted by: Tucker Max at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (1hhNr)

295 They are remaking it, with Melissa McCarthy in the Patrick Swayze role, Margaret Cho in the Sam Elliott role, and Steve Buschemi in the Kelly Lynch role. Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (CS7jF) Inform ISIS that they're defaming The Prophet, and hope for the best during filming.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (SRKgf)

296 Huh, just saw the poll infographic on Fox News on Trump's "softening" position

48% of Trump supporters more likely to support him if he "softened"

15% of Trump supporters less likely to support him if he "softened"

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (uAvJJ)

297 Malick's Days of Heaven is great once you realize it's meant to be seen from the innocent young girl's point of view. His other stuff is pretentious

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (SUBZg)

298 "Look on the bright side. He'll probably croak before the end of his term."

I recall precisely this having been said about McLame in 2008.

If he serves out this full term, he'll be 86 the next time he has to stand for re-election.

By then, of course, the amnesty for which he has worked for so long will be in effect, and even if he wants another term at that time, he'll be 86ed by all those new Democratic voters in AZ that he'll have helped to create.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (noWW6)

299 Titanic was horrible. I would have drowned myself just to end it. I would watch all the Twilight movies before I would ever watch Titanic.

Posted by: Abby at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (HBU7W)

300 Bad French movie: "The Girl Cut in Two"
So bad.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (NOIQH)

301 Prayers Jane. But I hope they quit moving it to the left. Mobile here.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (xInes)

302 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (6FqZa) Back when I was still watching crap from Hollywood, I thought Memento was not that bad! At least I stayed awake through the whole thing!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (wCEn4)

303 261 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. What was it about? It's about dumb. And excellent choice for Worst-Best.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (BO/km)

304 269 Whatever happened to Adrianne Barbeau? Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (G2Sc9) Last I saw her I think she was hanging with Snake Plisken... in LA?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (qf6WZ)

305 I saw "The Cell" and didn't mind it because, hey, high. That was one of the most bizarre movies evah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:06 PM (rwI+c)

306 Soosss, we have two concurrently running Movie questions on this open thread:


1. What is your Best-Worst Movie?, defined as a horribly shitty movie that you love anyway, that when made, took itself seriously (which as someone has noted, takes the Sharknado franchise out); and,


2. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Defined as such a remarkable piece of shit that everyone involved in the movie should have been executed.


Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 08:49 PM



Oh, jeez. Tough questions. So many terrible movies to choose from. Leaving out stuff like the classics that I got to see screened in the late 70's like Plan 9, Glen or Glenda, Robot Monster and the like, plus obscure junk that nobody has seen... what springs to mind are...


Can't Stop The Music... fucked up, coked up and faaaaaabulous.


Exorcist 2: The Heretic... what the fuck?! John Boorman on acid directing a sequel to a film he hated.


Battlefield Earth... a relatively recent entry, this flick delivered. the lols.


All great shitty movies. The worst was Cannibal Holocaust. No redeeming qualities. All prints should be burned. Painful to watch. Not fun. Just horrible in every respect.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (EWg9n)

307 speak the charm of making.... anil nathra uthvas bethod dothielle diende

Posted by: Helen Mirren at Age 25 at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (dciA+)

308 Post-apocalyptic future where a dude and his telepathic dog encounter a society of surviving females who can't get pregnant because all the surviving men are impotent. He is excited to be recruited as a "stud" to impregnate every woman on earth -- but then learns the hard (or limp, actually) way that the impregnation will not be done the good ol' old-fashioned way, but with tubes! Ouch! Blah blah blah, end of world, nihilism, the end. For real?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (Aoayx)

309 1) memento One of the best movies, ever. Awesome. Production was close to brilliant. 2) The fountain Good movie. Interesting. 3) Cloud Atlas Didn't see it. Is this a Tom Hanks movie? I remember there's some reason I kept passing it on the guide. 4) Triangle Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c) Very interesting movie. Done pretty well. Even though there are gaping holes in the storyline it's still worth watching. The writer did a decent job and he made it so that it isn't until some time after the movie's over that most of the worst plot holes might bother someone. During the movie, it's just good and not very hard to suspend disbelief and enjoy it quite thoroughly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (zc3Db)

310 Hey, Jane, I'm from Tampa so lots of prayers.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (P5esK)

311 Post-apocalyptic future where a dude and his telepathic dog encounter a society of surviving females who can't get pregnant because all the surviving men are impotent. Good God, so the Democrats DO end up taking over? No, wait, they wouldn't be interested in the females anyway. I'm confused.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (SRKgf)

312 Jane, how is your blood pressure doing?
Do you need a BP-lowering relaxation kitteh?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (uAvJJ)

313 Whatever happened to Adrianne Barbeau? Gravity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (3hIZX)

314
The only movie I can remember ever walking out of is Wall Street.

Thing is, the quality of the movie had nothing to do with it. My girlfriend leaned over and whispered "let's go back to my place and fuck".

I think I spilled popcorn on 8 or 9 people in my rush to get out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (LuZz8)

315 Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 09:05 PM (jBuUi) Well the dog did get to eat the girl .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:07 PM (MNgU2)

316 I was expecting "It's about a boy.....and his dog." Not any of that pregnant telepathic dog stuff.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:08 PM (Aoayx)

317 286 Jane - prayers for your whole community. Were you able to get extra provisions? I have family in Tampa as well.

Hey, a candlelight dinner while sharing a can of Spaghettios could be made sexy!

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQX)



Thanks.  The last thing (at our ages) husband and I care about right now, is getting "romantic" during a big storm. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:08 PM (1ZOkK)

318 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. It is a terrible movie in all respects, but I love every single frame of that old classic. - So you're saying the movie isn't in good taste but tastes good?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 04:08 PM (Nwg0u)

319 276 "Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes." Knock it off with the negative waves. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Offer him a deal." "What kind of a deal?" "A DEAL deal!!! Who knows? Maybe he's a Republican."

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:08 PM (o38N1)

320 For real? Yep. With young Don Johnson.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (BO/km)

321 Never saw the other two. Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (rwI+c) Yup....way ahead of their time back in the day. Rape, men kissing, crooked racist cops, poor downtrodden brown people and Billy Jack, super honky half breed riding to their rescue. Should have named it "Billy Jeff". Tom Laughlin was crazy as a shirt house rat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (ej1L0)

322 BTW, I heard a car crash outside my window about 10 minutes ago and ran out to see what had happened (especially since my car is parked on the street). Some ass hit a pretty young woman who just moved into my building yesterday and had just parked right in front of my car. She was taking packages out of her car on the driver's side when some asshole who was speeding hit her and then smashed into another car in the intersection. It looked like her leg was broken. Both cars are wrecked. The nice guy who lives across the street held her hand while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I felt terrible for her, while selfishly being relieved my car hadn't been hit. It's a narrow street especially with cars parked on both sides, but that doesn't stop idiots from barrelling down it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (P8951)

323 Oh, Cloud Atlas is the time-traveling movie, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (uAvJJ)

324 That The English Patient may be the worst movie to win Oscar was a running gag in a Seinfeld episode

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (SUBZg)

325 >>>282 Blair Witch Project, and everyone associated with it, need to be executed just for starting that "shaky cam" crap that infests so many movies now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf)<<<

AHEM.

Posted by: NYPD Blue at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (jV8Mq)

326 My Worst-Best Movie? A Boy and His Dog. What was it about? Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 09:01 PM (Aoayx) Very hard to explain, really.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (CS7jF)

327 Worst movie I've seen in a while, maybe ever: "The Skin I Live In"

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH)

328 For real? Posted by: Mister Magoo's For real.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (jBuUi)

329 Didn't like Deep Impact either. I have it on tape, and I think the VCR still works, but don't know what shape the tape is in. I had the capability of transfering tape to DVD but the software got the kill bit set when the law changeds. Instead of wasting months of labor, I could just buy the DVD, but won't. I also wouldn't nominate it for 'worst' either.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (iRDbi)

330 Oh... and worst movie I ever saw... one a girlfriend made me go watch... Bridesmaids.... Women and Poop humor.... really?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (qf6WZ)

331 Not any of that pregnant telepathic dog stuff. NO SPOILER!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:09 PM (rwI+c)

332 290 Any remake of every great movie needs to die in a white hot fire. Lazy, fucking assed Hollywood. Posted by: Jane D'oh ---------------------- True Grit walked all over the original. Sorry, but it's true. Bridges can freakin' act.

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 04:10 PM (JfdQ8)

333 Cloud Atlas Shrugged. Then xhe cut off xer genetalia.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2016 04:10 PM (Mt8T4)

334 heh

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:10 PM (Aoayx)

335 304 269 Whatever happened to Adrianne Barbeau? I think she recently played some religious kook on some CSI-type show. (I don't have cable but I think it came up on Gilbert Gottfried's podcast.) Man, she had cans back in the day. Does that make her the "Anti-Maude"? ("Maude of the Sith" would be a good idea.)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:10 PM (GdFQh)

336 Had me goin' "whoa" there for a minute Sherry. I've lived in Osage county for over 10 years. But it's not in Oklahoma.

Posted by: teej at August 31, 2016 04:10 PM (yiil5)

337 BEST dog movie ever?  "My Dog Skip."  I dare anyone not to cry watching it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (1ZOkK)

338 RUDY!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (0O7c5)

339 276 "Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes." Knock it off with the negative waves. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/ I would argue that "Kelly's Heroes" falls into the "Sharknado" category of movies that didn't take themselves seriously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (SRKgf)

340 319 276 "Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes." Knock it off with the negative waves. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Offer him a deal." "What kind of a deal?" "A DEAL deal!!! Who knows? Maybe he's a Republican." Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 09:08 PM (o38N1) Woof woof woof..... that's my Hillary impression...

Posted by: Oddball, 2016 at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (qf6WZ)

341 We are watching the worst movie ever made. Battleship. Because I am a nice wife and will watch things I hate with a passion just so I can be in the same room as my husband. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 08:26 PM (+eR2D) Where can I find one of these?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (m+7Nl)

342 The Love Guru sucked.

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (jjNBN)

343 "My girlfriend leaned over and whispered "let's go back to my place and fuck". Pretty good reason.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (9ym/8)

344 So you're saying the movie isn't in good taste but tastes good? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 09:08 PM (Nwg0u) *places forefinger next to nose, points at AW, NWMJNSQ!*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (CS7jF)

345 'Avatar' stunk on ice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:11 PM (3hIZX)

346 What about the scorpions? Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 09:06 PM (CFc5L) Not to mention the bubonic plague. Fun fact! Northeast Arizona /Northwest New Mexico is the best region on the continent to get the plague! Not that there aren't compensations, because there truly are....

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (CPk08)

347 BEST dog movie ever? "My Dog Skip." I dare anyone not to cry watching it. Ole Yeller just emailed to say Bite Me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (rwI+c)

348 I have a problem with some of you people.  Time for the airing of grievances:

Battleship
Battle Los Angeles
Armageddon
Pearl Harbor

are all fine movies.  I own them and re-watch.  So there.

And Kelly's Heroes is  . . . well it's something alright.  Eastwood, Savalas, Rickles, Sutherland, O'Connor, Captain Steubing, and Uncle Leo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (JO9+V)

349 Who else thinks Rudy Guiliani is turning into Colonel Klink as he gets ages?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (Aoayx)

350 48% of Trump supporters more likely to support him if he "softened" 15% of Trump supporters less likely to support him if he "softened" Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 09:06 PM (uAvJJ) *** Please just go ahead and vote for ole Gary and stop talking to us about Trump. Mkay?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (YLidQ)

351 Alien3 should be nuked off the planet just to be sure.

Posted by: David Fincher at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (1hhNr)

352 I saw Boy and his Dog at a drivein not too long after it came out. Probably a double feature with the Kentucky Fried Movie or something like that.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (BO/km)

353 "I Spit on Your Grave" was also a utterly disgusting film - one with no pretenses to art. Girl jogging in the woods gets brutally gang-raped by a bunch of yahoos, including a mentally handicapped guy, and gets her revenge - brutally. The rape scene goes on forever. Yuck.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (P8951)

354 Worst best movie? The Last Dragon.... sooooo cheesy!

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:12 PM (qf6WZ)

355 Huh, just saw the poll infographic on Fox News on Trump's "softening" position

48% of Trump supporters more likely to support him if he "softened"

15% of Trump supporters less likely to support him if he "softened"

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 09:06 PM (uAvJJ)


That doesn't make sense... "undecideds" maybe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (P/kVC)

356 RUDY!!!! I loved Rudy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (rwI+c)

357 Undocumented immigrant on Fox keeps mispronouncing the word rhetoric...way to sound smart, dude. I want idiots like him and the family on the Dimocratic convention stage to be deported. If that makes me a h8tr so be it, but, I am sick to death of these illegal illegal immigrant activists.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (kXoT0)

358 I only walked out of one movie, "The Groove Tube". I went with my sister, and she decided to leave after the opening scene. Since she was driving, I had no choice. I would have preferred to stick around. I eventually did see the whole thing on TV at some point. Well, there was another one where a lot of us walked out when the theater began to fill with smoke. I don't remember the name of that one.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (sdi6R)

359 That chemtrail guy could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (Tyii7)

360 The hat is not working on Rudy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (/tuJf)

361 "Bridesmaids.... Women and Poop humor.... really?" Everybody raved about that movie and, I swear, I got maybe two or three laughs and maybe a couple chuckles out of it. I wondered if I had watched the wrong movie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (9ym/8)

362 338 RUDY!!!! ---------------------------------- Tears, every time. Even before my sexual reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (o38N1)

363 OMFG I can't believe I forgot... for best worst movie... FLASH! AuaauAUAGH! He saved everyone of us! *brian may air guitar*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (6FqZa)

364 When "Cloud Atlas" reached its third hour, I was convinced, in my Cabernet stupor, that whoever made it was intentionally targeting me, one Doctor Varno, for personal and grievous mental torture.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (GdFQh)

365 BEST dog movie ever? "My Dog Skip." I dare anyone not to cry watching it.

Old Yeller

Posted by: dartist at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (3zi7q)

366 Not to mention the bubonic plague. Fun fact! Northeast Arizona /Northwest New Mexico is the best region on the continent to get the plague! Not that there aren't compensations, because there truly are....

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 09:12 PM (CPk0

do you mean the hantavirus?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (0O7c5)

367 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty was worth it just for the cinematography. Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (MNgU2)

368 Willie Morris, who wrote "My Dog Skip" later wrote "My Cat Spit McGee" after his wife insisted they adopt a little kitten.

He fell in love with the little thing, and wrote the book not long before he died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)

369 Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 09:05 PM (sdi6R) Since I am not ghey, the sight of Helen Mirrin naked was not enough to offset the rest of the movie, as far as I was concerned.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (P8951)

370 Oh, Cloud Atlas is the time-traveling movie, right? - I thought it was a time stopping movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (Nwg0u)

371 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 09:09 PM (P8951) Sorry to hear that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (6HqlZ)

372 Please just go ahead and vote for ole Gary and stop talking to us about Trump. Mkay? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 09:12 PM (YLidQ) This.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (SRKgf)

373 180 "In the Bedroom" was awful.
I watched it with my wife and MIL (nay she rest in peace).
Anyway, I found myself rooting for the "antagonist", a husband who was being cuckholded.
He eventually shot the cuckhold, a younger man.
I lept to my feet and shouted hooray.
My MIL never looked upon me the same way after that...

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

++++

Disagree! First off, the husband was not being cucked. They were divorced. He wanted back with the wife, but she didn't want him. She started the affair with the younger guy.

The younger guy was an annoying type, but since he wasn't onscreen very much, no biggie.

The movie was incredibly well done. And, I liked the fact that the father got justice for his murdered son when the legal system failed to do its part.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (R+30W)

374 The worst movie ever is obviously the Paris Hilton sex tape. Folloowed by The Big Bounce. I dare somebody to sit through the entire movie, The Big Bounce, sober and lucid.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (1hhNr)

375 Did he just say "undocumented models"?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (o38N1)

376 Jose Antonio Vargas, please f*ck off and die....

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (kXoT0)

377 Not to mention the bubonic plague. Fun fact! Northeast Arizona /Northwest New Mexico is the best region on thecontinent to get the plague! Not that there aren't compensations, because there truly are.... Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 09:12 PM (CPk0 do you mean the hantavirus? In Arizona, there's no need to choose. You can have both!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (T/cxb)

378 Worst movie I've seen in a while, maybe ever: "The Skin I Live In" Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2016 09:09 PM (NOIQH) Aha! I was trying to remember that. That was the sickest, most repulsive movie I ever saw. I turned it off as soon as they started to explain what was really going on. That was one sick, demented movie. That's one film I would vote to have all copies of destroyed and everyone associated with it should disappear and never be heard from again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)

379 Did he just say "undocumented models"? Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 09:15 PM (o38N1) Canadians, whoa, golly, how the hell did pretty Canadian women get into the US?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (kXoT0)

380 345 'Avatar' stunk on ice. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 09:11 PM (3hIZX) I friggin hate that movie.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (CFc5L)

381 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty was worth it just for the cinematography. Awesome. The Ben Stiller movie? I like it, but it's really got nothing to do with the Thurber story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (3hIZX)

382 The Imitation Machine was AWEFUL!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (P5esK)

383 Worst remake: GWTW 2: Reconstruction Bugaloo.

Posted by: Frank Lee MeDear at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (7zkP4)

384 BEST dog movie ever? "My Dog Skip." I dare anyone not to cry watching it. That movie "Max" was pretty damn good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:16 PM (zc3Db)

385 All the Bronson Bond movies.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (xInes)

386 That movie where di caprio played howard hughes....pretty bad

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (c+7Ko)

387 Oh, way worse than Cloud Atlas: "Southland Tales".
Just awful, incoherent, blech.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (NOIQH)

388 I would scorpion-proof the Weasel Ranch!

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (Sfs6o)

389 Fucking "Nice Guys" was mind butcheringly horrible. Did I just say "fucking"?

Posted by: Crossfit Addict at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (VndrZ)

390 Kung Fu Panda.  Another drive-in snoozer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (JO9+V)

391 One simple question. How do all these bad movies get made?

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (iRDbi)

392 NWMJNSQ - ?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (Nwg0u)

393 And here we go with AC/DC and the USS Missouri.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (+eR2D)

394 374 The worst movie ever is obviously the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 09:15 PM (1hhNr)



Sorry, I watched the original Rob Lowe sex tape in ATL right after it came out.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK)

395 Well, there was another one where a lot of us walked out when the theater began to fill with smoke. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (6HqlZ)

396 Every single Pixar flick ever made.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (Aoayx)

397 Bolt was a great animated movie. One of my favorites.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (MNgU2)

398 386 That movie where di caprio played howard hughes....pretty bad Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 09:17 PM (c+7Ko) I would amend to.... that movie where di crapio played... anyone...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (qf6WZ)

399 Heh, well hell....look what I started.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (+eR2D)

400 Or even worse ...di caprio in the great gatsby....

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (c+7Ko)

401 Some old bad white guy talking now...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (P/kVC)

402 In the 60's my rural folk drove an hour to the closest movie theater. When my dad saw the marquee -- "Lad: A Dog" -- he said to the wife: "F this, it's a dog movie," and they drove back to their sleepy burg.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (GdFQh)

403 Rudy seems a little fired up tonight, pissed even.

Posted by: sypeach at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (nyYhO)

404 do you mean the hantavirus? Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 09:14 PM (0O7c5) No, I mean plague! Yersinia pestis FTW! Seriously, it is endemic in the area. Just avoid eating the small mammals you find dead under the bush, and you won't get it.

Posted by: HiHo at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (CPk08)

405
That doesn't make sense... "undecideds" maybe.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 09:13 PM (P/kVC)


I was a bit surprised too.  But the poll explicitly said that it was about Trump supporters.


Here is the poll: http://tinyurl.com/je5uo5a


Check out item 17 in this poll.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (uAvJJ)

406 I only walked out of only one movie--Superbad. I went with a friend and her niece at the niece's request. Both my friend and I stood up and said we are leaving.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (kXoT0)

407 "Heh, well hell....look what I started." You did this. Fix it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (9ym/8)

408 >>Aha! I was trying to remember that. That was the sickest, most repulsive movie I ever saw.

Yep. Another movie that director made before it was twisted, too: "Talk To Her". Same lead actress.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (NOIQH)

409
All great shitty movies. The worst was Cannibal Holocaust. No redeeming qualities. All prints should be burned. Painful to watch. Not fun. Just horrible in every respect.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 09:07 PM (EWg9n)









One of the creepiest soundtracks ever.

And in fact, it DOES have one redeeming quality. The villains aren't the cannibals. The villains are the lefty cockholster journalists who turn savage in order to fake a documentary.

One interesting tidbit about the film: The murder scenes were so realistic that the Italian authorities thought the director had actually killed people on set. At one point, they arrested him and started murder charges (didn't help that he had a bunch of his actors hide out, to enhance the truthiness factor since it was set up as a faux documentary). Only after the actors turned up, and the producers submitted photos of the VERY realistic effects work did they let him off the hook.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (LuZz8)

410 Heh, well hell....look what I started. You missed the 'watches' ONT that annoyed Maet so? All the work he put into the post and the horde went off on watches.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (iRDbi)

411 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 09:16 PM (3hIZX) Yes the movie script was just okay but the scenery was great.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (MNgU2)

412 Arizona is the most beautiful state I have ever seen. If you haven't been in a cute little hamlet called Fountain Hills you are really missing out. I love that place and want to live there!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (CNHr1)

413 I don't think Di Caprio is a very good actor at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (6HqlZ)

414 NWMJNSQ - ? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 09:18 PM (Nwg0u) That's you, in abbreviated form. That part is the "Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi". The AW for "Anonosaurus Wrecks" preceded the comma.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (CS7jF)

415

Because fuck Arizona, I'm not doing math for them.

After McCain it's clear they can't count to RINO.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (8J/Te)

416 Less Than Zero. They gave out razor blades in the lobby in case you wanted to kill yourself after seeing it.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (qJhUV)

417 I would amend to.... that movie where di crapio played... anyone... Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 09:18 PM (qf6WZ) Zombie F. Scott Fitzgerald should have bludgeoned him to death for what he did in the Great Gatsby. Of course he should have done the same to that piece of wood pretending to be an actor Robert Redford

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:21 PM (auHtY)

418 How do all these bad movies get made? Well, when a Hollywood producer and a glass table full of cocaine love each other very much . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:21 PM (6FqZa)

419 That chemtrail guy could fuck up a wet dream.>>>

Spray it with Vinegar.

Posted by: Ron Paul at August 31, 2016 04:21 PM (CDowr)

420 Watches? I've been thinking about getting a railroad pocket watch. Anyone have one of those?

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)

421 Stop. we've done this. Stop..

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 04:21 PM (P5esK)

422 Less Than Zero does have one of Robert Downey Jr.'s better roles though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (6FqZa)

423 How do all these bad movies get made?

Well, when a Hollywood producer and a glass table full of cocaine love each other very much . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:21 PM (6FqZa)



*spit take*   dammit, got to wipe the screen again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (JO9+V)

424 Best dog movie ever- Red Dog. True story.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (QlQnE)

425 Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM (uAvJJ) Give it a rest, OK?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (SRKgf)

426 418 How do all these bad movies get made? Well, when a Hollywood producer and a glass table full of cocaine love each other very much . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:21 PM (6FqZa) I shall break my self imposed Man rule.... and... /Golfclap

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (qf6WZ)

427 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM (kXoT0) I can see that. It would be like asking a group of girls watch a Three Stooges movie.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (MNgU2)

428 Pretty Woman is not empowering. Whore opens johns wallet, fly then heart. Now if Huma did that - feminist!

Posted by: Jean Shart Shallott at August 31, 2016 04:22 PM (7zkP4)

429 >>Well, when a Hollywood producer and a glass table full of cocaine love each other very much . . .



Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)

430 How do all these bad movies get made? Have you seen the idiots running Commiewood? Brainless no talent ass clowns

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (auHtY)

431 Surprised the 70s classic Star Crash has not made the list yet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (hhDmb)

432 Go Sessions

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (BS8yt)

433 Recently they've traced Justinian's Plague to yersinia pestis from China. http://www.livescience.com/55939-justinianic-plague-genome-update.html

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (6FqZa)

434 Rudy: en fuego!!

Love the guy. I think they are all pretty happy after Trump's visit today to Mexico. Complete triumph, and I say that as not a true Trump supporter.

Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (cHuNI)

435 I liked 'Chef' because first of all, Jon Favreau would NEVER be able to be married to Sophia Vergara. AND THEN HE LEAVES HER. Un real.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (/ihEN)

436 Where the Red Fern Grows is a tear jerker.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (MNgU2)

437 Every single Pixar flick ever made. Up was fantastic. Also, Rango.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (rwI+c)

438 And Julia Roberts is another wooden, lousy actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (6HqlZ)

439 "Arizona is the most beautiful state I have ever seen." Parts of it are (or were) an undiscovered gem. I'm gonna make the drive through Globe-Show Low-Alpine again one day. A beautiful trip and not touristed all up at the time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (9ym/8)

440 "Chuck and Buck"...... You don't wanna know.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (ej1L0)

441 >>>1. What is your Best-Worst Movie? No one has said Bubba Ho-Tep, Tango and Cash, and Dolemite?

Posted by: Banana Splits Hombre at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (+b2T3)

442 Looks like DiCaprio got his dick caught in the meat grinder. http://tinyurl.com/j9s5lj6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)

443 "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassis" with Heath Ledger (he died during), Johnny Depp (finishing for Heath), among others Tom Waits, and a tall girl with unbelievable eyes. Now that's a movie I could enjoy again, and maybe again. Excellent to watch in a drugged state, or in a state where you can buy drugs.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (U6f54)

444 My wife cried watching Hachi.

Posted by: Harun at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (dZQh7)

445 Surprised the 70s classic Star Crash has not made the list yet. Caroline Munro's boobs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (3hIZX)

446 Movie  Woman in the Dunes.  Saw it in college.  Didn't get it.  Boring and depressing.  Director, Hiroshi Teshighara

Apparently it's so much more according to this Roger Ebert review -- accolades, awards. etc/.  http://tinyurl.com/zpd2svm 

Posted by: gracepc at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (OU4q6)

447 I was a bit surprised too. But the poll explicitly said that it was about Trump supporters. Here is the poll: http://tinyurl.com/je5uo5a Check out item 17 in this poll. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM (uAvJJ) **** "Look at me! Damnit! Look! At! Me! I SAID, LOOK AT ME!"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (YLidQ)

448 Jeff Sessions mentions McCain's primary win, gets more boos than applause.

Posted by: Grover's at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (tgoun)

449 Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August Up is another well liked film that I really didn't like.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (MNgU2)

450 Worst movie? Jaws 4 The Revenge.

Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (88xKn)

451 Here's a really first class shout out to my good friend chemjeff!!!

Posted by: TRUMP the obsession at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (VndrZ)

452 Best dog movie ever- Red Dog. True story. Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 09:22 PM (QlQnE) Too right, mate!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (wCEn4)

453 And in fact, it DOES have one redeeming quality. The villains aren't the cannibals. The villains are the lefty cockholster journalists who turn savage in order to fake a documentary. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM (LuZz The Green Inferno is a lot like that. It's a pretty good movie. The lefty ecodouchebags are the real villains - though the cannibals are pretty fucking awful, too. They deserved each other.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (zc3Db)

454 Did Ben Carson do the Lasik, or do you think he's wearing contacts? Or maybe he just takes off his glasses when he's on camera?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (o38N1)

455 Only movie I walked out of was a Rick Springfield called Hard to Hold. It was one dollar movie night and it was so bad I asked for my money back.

Posted by: Octiparan at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (f1/cC)

456 >>"Chuck and Buck"......

Oh, yeah...that.

Have you seen "The Gift"?
*shivers*

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (NOIQH)

457 Sometimes AoS commenters need to be sprayed in the face with lemon-water. Like mischievous cats.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (Aoayx)

458 I can see that. It would be like asking a group of girls watch a Three Stooges movie. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 09:22 PM (MNgU2) We left because of the awful language and the fact that we had a kid there listening to it--she suckered us, but, we refused to let it stand. I like the 3 Stooges just fine.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (kXoT0)

459 Go Pence

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (BS8yt)

460
339 276 "Worst WW II movie for me that everyone seems to love is Kelly's Heroes."
Knock it off with the negative waves.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/



I would argue that "Kelly's Heroes" falls into the "Sharknado" category of movies that didn't take themselves seriously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 09:11 PM (SRKgf)







Despite all the dated comedy, Kelly's Heroes also has some surprisingly brutal on-screen combat, especially in the town assault scene. I kind of got the idea that Spielberg lifted a lot of the imagery for Saving Private Ryan from KH.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (LuZz8)

461 Up is another well liked film that I really didn't like. It has the saddest opening of any kids movie I have ever seen. I almost shed a tear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (rwI+c)

462 They Shoot Horses Don't They. The only good thing about it is that Jane Fonda gets shot in the head at the end.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (qJhUV)

463 Worst movie- "Under the Skin". Mega bad.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (d6TTt)

464 And in fact, it DOES have one redeeming quality. The villains aren't the cannibals. The villains are the lefty cockholster journalists who turn savage in order to fake a documentary.

One interesting tidbit about the film: The murder scenes were so realistic that the Italian authorities thought the director had actually killed people on set. At one point, they arrested him and started murder charges (didn't help that he had a bunch of his actors hide out, to enhance the truthiness factor since it was set up as a faux documentary). Only after the actors turned up, and the producers submitted photos of the VERY realistic effects work did they let him off the hook.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM


Yeah, but the film crew as villains comes across pretty heavily as symbolism for the vietnam war and whatnot. A large chunk of the running time is taken up with the producers yak yakking about the film in Rome(?). The rest is colonial imperialism analogies, general nastiness and animal snuff porn. They should have gone ahead with charges against the guy... for crimes against cinema.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 04:27 PM (EWg9n)

465 That's you, in abbreviated form. That part is the "Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi". The AW for "Anonosaurus Wrecks" preceded the comma. - I shouldda known that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 31, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)

466 "Pearl Harbor" was pretty bad, with the CGI dogfights. Although there was one scene with the female lead, who looked fetching in a 1940s swimsuit. There were some good scenes at the end when they were trying to rescue men trapped in a capsized battleship. I think that movie was made the way it was, with the emphasis on the love story, because of the yuge success of "Titanic". I loved that movie, because as far as I was concerned, the ship was the real star. Also there was Kate Winslet. Drool. Say what you will about James Cameron, but he dived on the wreck numerous times. That's about as dangerous as a spacewalk.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (sdi6R)

467 I'm not big on Kelly's Heroes, but my candidate for worst WWII movie goes to 'Battle of the Bulge.' Dull, inaccurate, and a laughable ending. And that twerp Henry Fonda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (3hIZX)

468 Deep Throat was pretty good in the day.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (U6f54)

469 Melancholia is terrible. 50 shades of grey.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (1hhNr)

470 A great ww2 movie Band of Brothers..... Havent seen it on replay lately. Saving ryans privates is on ever other week...what gives

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (c+7Ko)

471 One interesting tidbit about the film: The murder scenes were so realistic that the Italian authorities thought the director had actually killed people on set. At one point, they arrested him and started murder charges (didn't help that he had a bunch of his actors hide out, to enhance the truthiness factor since it was set up as a faux documentary). Only after the actors turned up, and the producers submitted photos of the VERY realistic effects work did they let him off the hook. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:19 PM (LuZz I'm surprised they didn't find him guilty anyway, then have the director file an appeal which overturned the verdict, then have a three judge panel at the Supreme Italican Court overturn that and find him guilty, which was then overturned the full Supreme Italican Court, whereupon the director went into hiding. The possible result of these shenanigans?: About 10 really good posts by ace over the span of about 5 years, explaining the Italy's insane "justice" system. And me spending about an hour looking for that famous picture of Amanda Knox doing a headstand in jail in just her panties. Sigh. Couldn't find it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (CS7jF)

472 Ah, The Emerald Forest. Another possibly bad movie. I think it had Powers Boothe in it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (rwI+c)

473 420 Watches? I've been thinking about getting a railroad pocket watch. Anyone have one of those? ------------------------------------------------------------ My Dad worked on the railroad for 47 years, so I've been gifted lots of cool pocket watches, but I don't often wear the jackets and vests that have enough pockets to put the watches in. Maybe I should up my style.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (o38N1)

474 I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. Oh, vote McCain.

Posted by: H. I. McDunnough at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (7zkP4)

475 >>Worst movie- "Under the Skin". Mega bad.

Never figured out what the point of that movie was.
Other than naked SCarlett.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

476 Pence is a great speaker

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (BS8yt)

477 The best Titanic movie was A Night To Remember - 1959.


Kenneth Moore from Sink The Bismark was in it.

Also a good year to be born.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (JO9+V)

478
Worst movie? Jaws 4 The Revenge.

Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2016 09:25 PM (88xKn)





Michael Caine famously noted that he hadn't seen the film, but by all accounts it was awful. However, he HAD seen the house that it bought, and it's quite lovely.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (LuZz8)

479 Northern AZ is beautiful. Southern AZ is the Devil's Anvil. I don't know how people can stand to live there.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (qUNWi)

480 Got to watch USOpen now. Rafa playing . Later gators.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (MNgU2)

481 TRUMP!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (BS8yt)

482 Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 09:28 PM (c+7Ko) Band of Brothers has been available on demand (all episodes) for quite a while.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (zc3Db)

483 Despite all the dated comedy, Kelly's Heroes also has some surprisingly brutal on-screen combat, especially in the town assault scene. I kind of got the idea that Spielberg lifted a lot of the imagery for Saving Private Ryan from KH. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:26 PM (LuZz True. It's a mixed bag, some self-deprecatory bits, some serious bits.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (SRKgf)

484 477 The best Titanic movie was A Night To Remember - 1959. Kenneth Moore from Sink The Bismark was in it. Also a good year to be born. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 09:29 PM (JO9+V) Concur..... and so does Brian Setzer

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (qf6WZ)

485 I second pepe on Melancholia. I hated that movie so much I cheered at the end when the Earth was destroyed.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (CS7jF)

486 Sharkman , ixnay on the oxknay. You're forgetting that every one of those Ace posts got hijacked in the comments by the same obsessive whackadoo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (6FqZa)

487 450 Worst movie? Jaws 4 The Revenge. Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2016 09:25 PM (88xKn Ha!.Jaws stalks them to Hawaii or something.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (1hhNr)

488 From the last thread:
 
23 Hillary is panicking.

She's scheduled a news conference where she won't take any questions but she'll lift a bag of cement with her teeth.

 
Posted by: Cicero
 
My laughter is just now subsiding.
 
I'd pay a dollar to see that.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (gyKtp)

489 What about Trump's 5 points? DId anyone but ME HERE THEM???? !!!!!! It was live at sbout 4:30 eastern.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (P5esK)

490 Trump say anything of note? WaPo headlines tomorrow with "Some Mexicans Upset with President" kind of bullshit. Not their wording, but mine.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (U6f54)

491 I'm not big on Kelly's Heroes, but my candidate for worst WWII movie goes to 'Battle of the Bulge.' Dull, inaccurate, and a laughable ending. And that twerp Henry Fonda. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 09:28 PM (3hIZX) Where they went from snow on the ground to no snow in one scene after another?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (auHtY)

492 ....he just had to finish his taco bowl first

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:31 PM (c+7Ko)

493 Ah, The Emerald Forest. Another possibly bad movie. I think it had Powers Boothe in it. Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 09:29 PM (rwI+c) The Emerald Forest was a great movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:31 PM (zc3Db)

494 Deep Throat was pretty good in the day. --------------------------------------------- Never saw it. Got arrested the week before. Couldn't risk it.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 04:31 PM (iRDbi)

495 Beats being arrested at the showing... like Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (6FqZa)

496 Pathfinder and District 9 are tied in my book for worst movie ever. Pathfinder had beautiful cinematography, and we thought it was gonna be awesome, but it was awesomely poorly acted. District 9 was stupid from premise to end.

Posted by: April, proud member of the Buckeye Nation at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (e8PP1)

497 And August is an excellent month to be born in.  Particularly on the 31st.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (JO9+V)

498 It's Dadday! The father in my head!

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (rwI+c)

499 Let's have some fun tonight!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (+wjl1)

500 Everybody raved about that movie and, I swear, I got maybe two or three laughs and maybe a couple chuckles out of it. I wondered if I had watched the wrong movie. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 09:13 PM (9ym/ Dane Cook has that effect on me as well, at best.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (m+7Nl)

501 I walked out of The Cook, The Thief and Helen Mirren's Tits at the point when they were shoving rolled up pieces of paper up a bookseller's nose. It was clear that the Director just held his audience in contempt and was seeing how much he could abuse he could inflict on you while you would sit there and take it. And in many ways, this too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (3Rr8K)

502 Welp.... better go get another bourbon before Trump gets onstage...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (qf6WZ)

503 Side from wanting to make boatloads of money, what was the point of any sequels to "Jaws"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (6HqlZ)

504 Trump looks and sounds very lifelike.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

505 Hola As a lifetime Christian conservative, I am concerned with the harsh immigration talk coming from trump and pence I understand this is a nation of immigrants being a Christian conservative and all

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (Sf5HR)

506 Oh lordy I just remembered Message From Space. So bad. With Vic Mortow.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (BO/km)

507 Double thumbs up

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (BS8yt)

508 Best thought movie- Unthinkable

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (QlQnE)

509 Beats being arrested at the showing... like Pee Wee Herman. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:32 PM (6FqZa) Interesting factoid: Pee Wee Herman's father was one of the original pilots of the IDF. One of the first four!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (zc3Db)

510 477 The best Titanic movie was A Night To Remember - 1959. Kenneth Moore from Sink The Bismark was in it. Also a good year to be born. Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 09:29 PM (JO9+V) Concur..... and so does Brian Setzer Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 09:30 PM (qf6WZ) I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (kXoT0)

511 How dare Trump admit that he loves the United States? That's racist.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (o38N1)

512 And August is an excellent month to be born in. Particularly on the 31st. So, 57 today then, eh?

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (rwI+c)

513 Put Cartels out of business.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (+wjl1)

514 ....he's been takin his presidentin lessons....good to see

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (c+7Ko)

515 - Heartbreak Ridge has not stood the test of time. And I've watched it. A lot. And will again. ... and I'm not going to take any warm showers with you mutts. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (uhftQ)

516 Geez Morrow not Mortow.

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (BO/km)

517 Where they went from snow on the ground to no snow in one scene after another? Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 09:30 PM (auHtY) I used to like the TV show "Combat." I did not know they had eucalyptus trees in Germany.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (SRKgf)

518 Best thought movie- Unthinkable Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (QlQnE) Hear, hear! Unthinkable was awesome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (zc3Db)

519 Beats being arrested at the showing... like Pee Wee Herman. ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (rwI+c)

520 Trump looks and sounds very lifelike. This is the first positive [backhanded compliment] thing you've ever said about Trump. It's a start...

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (Aoayx)

521 I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me No, you're not, Sherry. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (6HqlZ)

522 Sounds and looks "presidential" so far

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (c6/9Q)

523 I hope he kicks the living crap out of Hillary in November and does so without the aid of the influence peddlers and the #NeverTrump crowd. To do so would finally strike at the core of the betters in our party.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (SEXy3)

524 @509 If that's true the apple rolled a good distance from the tree.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (3Rr8K)

525 Off with the Buckeye Pride sock.

Posted by: April at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (e8PP1)

526 Chappie was horrid.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

527 Bad media bad media

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (BS8yt)

528 Snort. Mmmmph. Drool. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary getting her 18 hours' sleep at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (PL2OL)

529 Blues Bros. 2000.

Posted by: John Goodman at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (7zkP4)

530 White Buffalo with Charles Bronson stunk to high heaven. Bronson was a good actor but must have taken this one to pay the mortgage. August in Osage County -- so, so bad. The whole family was one stinking pile of dysfunction. And Meryl Streep...she seemed to think she was doing such swell acting. Gag.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (tbKrr)

531 Oh damnit I just realized the jugeared asshole is here now with the beast wife Maybe the hurricane will blow his skinny ass out to sea

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (Sf5HR)

532 nd August is an excellent month to be born in. Particularly on the 31st. Happy birfday Count De Monay.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (qUNWi)

533 So, 57 today then, eh?

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (rwI+c)



Older and slower.  My 2nd oldest thought I was 60 though.  Geeze.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (JO9+V)

534 I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me No, you're not, Sherry. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 09:34 PM (6HqlZ) Had a friend beg me to let her bring her DVD to my house to show me what I was missing. I said NO. She was dismayed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (kXoT0)

535 485 I second pepe on Melancholia. I hated that movie so much I cheered at the end when the Earth was destroyed. Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 09:30 PM (CS7jF) Momma Pepe watched it with me and it freaked her out so bad she had nightmares about it. I gaslit her one time by screwing with her Netflix account so Melancholia showed up on every list throughout her personalized home page. She did not talk to me for over a week because of the prank.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (1hhNr)

536 I thought Star Crash was great. I saw it when I was 11.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (GdFQh)

537 Braised being a poor actor, I don't find Leonardo DiCaprio that good looking of a man and he's a leftist fool-so I try to avoid his films-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (6HqlZ)

538 I saw some of the Chris Wallace interview of Gary Johnson, and came to the conclusion that long term use of marijuana does indeed lead to brain damage.

  He ain't right in the head.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (DW+jj)

539 Prayers ascending for all those in the storm's path in the southeast and in Hawaii. Stay safe!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (tbKrr)

540 Chappie was horrid. See, I had to like it because it starred Die Antwoord.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (rwI+c)

541 Wow, somebody actually wanting policies to benefit citizens

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (BS8yt)

542 Side from wanting to make boatloads of money, what was the point of any sequels to "Jaws"? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (6HqlZ) My father took my brothers, me and some friends of ours to see Jaws 2. He laughed (not loudly) through the movie. Afterwards we asked him what was so funny? He said, if they didn't want to get attacked by a shark they should have moved to Nebraska. Problem solved.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (auHtY)

543 "Heartbreak Ridge has not stood the test of time. And I've watched it. A lot. And will again. " Peebles with his flat-top and boom-box...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (9ym/8)

544 @529 Didn't see that but I'm going out on a limb and will say that the original Blues Brothers was one of the most overrated pics of all time. White guys! In suits! Playing the blues!!! Wearing sunglasses!!!!! And that Dan Ackroyd. Such a card.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (3Rr8K)

545 Washington insiders, MSM, and Drug Lords are all on the same side. Against you, the working Americans!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (+wjl1)

546 I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me

No, you're not, Sherry. :^)


Neither of you are alone.  Maybe we should start a club.  lol

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (ZMpqW)

547 I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (kXoT0)



Okay, we agree on this crucial point.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (JO9+V)

548 529. Wait what? They redid the blues brothers? Say it isn't so!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (Sf5HR)

549
I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (kXoT0)









No no no. You HAVE to watch it. It has one of the greatest scenes in movie history. Leo dies a horrible death by hypothermia in the North Atlantic, before Winslet kisses him, saying "I'll never let you go". Then she flings his body away from the raft to sink and become fish food while rotting on the sea bottom.

That's just good entertainment for the whole family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:37 PM (LuZz8)

550 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 09:35 PM (JO9+V) Happy Birthday! Get off my lawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (6HqlZ)

551 529. Wait what? They redid the blues brothers? Say it isn't so!! Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 09:37 PM (Sf5HR) ****** Nope. Bad sequel.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (YLidQ)

552 I'm sorry but Heartbreak Ridge was dreadful and I'm A Clint Eastwood fan.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)

553 Braised=Besides.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (6HqlZ)

554 Bad open borders, bad

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (BS8yt)

555 Bedtime.  Night 'rons.  Enjoy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (+eR2D)

556 I thought Star Crash was great. I saw it when I was 11. It's on youtube; that's how I got to see it. Wasn't a waste of my money. Was a huge waste of time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (6FqZa)

557 Happy birfday Count De Monay.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 09:35 PM (qUNWi)


Wait for the shake!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (JO9+V)

558 I saw "Sharknado 3" or "3 Headed Shark" or whatever the fck. Man, Bo Derek looks like dog's breakfast trying to look young.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (GdFQh)

559 So will the first weekly Wednesday Night Meeting of the We Have Never Seen Cameron's Titanic please come to order? Oh, who am I kidding there is no bringing order to this group.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (kXoT0)

560 508 Best thought movie- Unthinkable Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM ( I cannot believe that movie got made. Nobody talks about it but it's a damn good movie. Harry Brown is good as well.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (1hhNr)

561 I've walked out of two movies: 1. Dreamcatcher 2. House of 1000 Corpses Both were terrible.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (KkVB6)

562 539. Looks like the first storm won't be so bad The second one is the scary one cause it's coming in low Means a late turn puts it dead on Oahu

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (Sf5HR)

563 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (o38N1)

564 9mm solutions to illegal aliens, Democrats, gang members, and the MSM!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (+wjl1)

565 Dreamcatcher... that was shitty.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (EWg9n)

566 Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 09:37 PM (auHtY) LOL. That's very funny. as is the whole idea of a vengelful son of Jaws following them to Hawaii

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:40 PM (6HqlZ)

567 Happy Birthday! Get off my lawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 09:38 PM (6HqlZ)



*bows deeply*   By your command, m'lady.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (JO9+V)

568 No no no. You HAVE to watch it. It has one of the greatest scenes in movie history. Leo dies a horrible death by hypothermia in the North Atlantic, before Winslet kisses him, saying "I'll never let you go". Then she flings his body away from the raft to sink and become fish food while rotting on the sea bottom. That's just good entertainment for the whole family. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:37 PM (LuZz Would've been a lot better if they'd shitcanned the romantic crap and had a U-boat from the future put a couple fish in below the water line. Now THAT'S entertainment.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (SRKgf)

569 Trump is standing up for the victims of illegal immigrant crimes. Go Trump**! **You awful appalling disgusting orange clown. Just to save the nevertrumpers the trouble.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (kXoT0)

570 50 Shades of Gray is my favorite bad movie that I never saw - thanks to Ace's movie review. That thread was epic.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (P8951)

571 Still no mention of Hawk the Slayer ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (hhDmb)

572 Goodburger was terrible.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (1hhNr)

573 @564 It's past your bedtime.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (3Rr8K)

574 Only Two Things come out of Arizona. Steers and Queers. Which explains a lot..

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (Z56vq)

575 The Lovely Bones was an excellent movie. And it had the best soundtrack ever - pretty much all Eno.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (zc3Db)

576 I could really do without the audience participation. People need to simmer down.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (ADIwO)

577 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet. I liked it. Herger the Joyous stole the show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) doesn't believe in counterfactuals at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (rwI+c)

578 Happy Birthday, Count de Monet

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (kXoT0)

579 DiCaprio looks like he has Downs.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (Mt8T4)

580 osted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 09:41 PM (JO9+V) Actually, you can stay on my lawn. I'm not all that much older than you are. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (6HqlZ)

581 Litany of Death described by Trump due to Obama

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (BS8yt)

582
I'm sorry but Heartbreak Ridge was dreadful and I'm A Clint Eastwood fan.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)









Yeah, the movie was bad. Surprising to see that Eastwood could direct such a vortex of suck. But the Tom Highway character was a hoot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (LuZz8)

583 Oh, snap, he went there on vouchers!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (kXoT0)

584 Best movie I've ever seen is still Better Off Dead "Sorry I blew up your mom Ricky"

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (Sf5HR)

585 >>>Harry Brown is good as well. Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 09:39 PM (1hhNr) He is. I voted for him in 2000.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (GdFQh)

586 I was about to say that this speech sounds like a rerun, but now he's quantifying some of the effects of illegal immigration.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (o38N1)

587 508 Best thought movie- Unthinkable Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM ( I cannot believe that movie got made. Nobody talks about it but it's a damn good movie. Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 09:39 PM (1hhNr) And the ending was perfect, which is the rarest of movie phenomena.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (zc3Db)

588 Gunny Highway won the cee emm ache? Said no Marine ever. It's the Medal of Honor. Still, I like the movie, as many holes as it has.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (kTF2Z)

589 *cheers* Sherry.


*a little homemade ice creme thru the usb port for you and FS*

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (ZMpqW)

590 537 >> Braised being a poor actor,...
 
Posted by: Fenelon Spoke
 
Now she's cooking actors.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (gyKtp)

591 Donald speaks truth, tells it like it is

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (c6/9Q)

592 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 09:32 PM (JO9+V) Happy Birthday!!!

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (CFc5L)

593 Low skilled illegals suck the USA dry by the benefits they take from our Vets!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (+wjl1)

594 Are the bikers providing security again outside....? ....would be good to see some anarchists tuned up a bit for once.

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (c+7Ko)

595 But whay about the nude scene?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (P5esK)

596 The second one is the scary one cause it's coming in low Means a late turn puts it dead on Oahu Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 09:40 PM (Sf5HR) *** Sorry to hear that. Hope all goes well.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (tbKrr)

597 I like  this speech. Like I liked it the first  time I heard it a year ago.

I thought this was going to expand on it.

Come on, DT. It's getting late early.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (UjWEn)

598 Best 5 minutes of any movie: Tears in rain monologue from Blade Runner.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (3Rr8K)

599 "Just avoid eating the small mammals you find dead under the bush, and you won't get it."

Are all of life's simple pleasures to be done away with?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (noWW6)

600 Southside With You. Trash.

Posted by: Reggie Love! at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (7zkP4)

601 Wow, Mr Trump just explained why illegals are bad for the economy in two sentences. Excellent, excellent stuff.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (Aoayx)

602 >>>I could really do without the audience participation. People need to simmer down. THAT'S RACIST.

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (Mt8T4)

603 577 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet. I liked it. Herger the Joyous stole the show. -------------------------------------------------------- "I cannot lift this!" "Grow stronger!"

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (o38N1)

604 Illegals many of them good, but they drive down wages and live of the system

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (BS8yt)

605 Never have never will watch Titanic or Avatar.

Posted by: Beth M at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (kiy9d)

606 >>>563 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet. Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 09:40 PM (o38N1) Great book though (Eaters of the Dead).

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (GdFQh)

607 Oh I finally got on GAB I'm @vm where do I find you guys?

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (Om16U)

608 Happy birthday Count de Monet

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (uAvJJ)

609 Happy Birthday, Count de Monet

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:42 PM (kXoT0)


Happy Birthday!!!

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 09:43 PM (CFc5L)


Thank you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (JO9+V)

610 Pepe- I'm with you. Some of it was stereotype but the main premise was so good. I ask myself if I could go that far? I won't answer that yet. Loved Harry Brown. That is my terminal illness fantasy, even better than Grand Torino.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (QlQnE)

611 Snap again, he went there on globull warming!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (kXoT0)

612 In terms of the off-topic chatter, I'm more interested in what movie the Head Ewok personally considers to be the Kaboom of cinematography. Ace ripping up a movie never fails to entertain.

Posted by: Locarno at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (HhYvn)

613 Whoever is coaching and educating this man is the best teacher in the world. And Donald Trump is an amazingly quick study. He has changed so much in the last 4 weeks it's astonishing.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (Aoayx)

614 Hitting it out the park

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (BS8yt)

615 Yes trump. America first.!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (c+7Ko)

616 The well being of the American people. BINGO.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (3ZttN)

617 Posted by: GnuBreed at August 31, 2016 09:43 PM (gyKtp) LOL. Only live ones. I have THE best typos. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (6HqlZ)

618 I concur on Unthinkable being a good movie. That's the one with Gary Oldham as the bad guy, right? Was kinda hoping folks in the defense and intelligence community saw it. And would have liked the general public to see it, so they could see the nature of the enemy.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (tbKrr)

619 Legal citizens First!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (+wjl1)

620 He's not using a teleprompter, or even notes. Trump's not missing a beat.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (Aoayx)

621 It's amazing how shocking it sounds when somebody says that US government policies should benefit US citizens first and foremost.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (o38N1)

622 The Lady in the Water. Terrible.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (1hhNr)

623 Owning it

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (BS8yt)

624 There's four.

Trump is doing a good job.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (ZMpqW)

625 If I was Hillary/Bobo {{{shudder and perish the thought}}}, I would be hating this speech.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (kXoT0)

626 596. It's all good Besides, we could always eat nck She's lean and it'll save us paying for her college Win/win

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (Sf5HR)

627 The original Inglorious Bastards makes my redo look like foo doo.

Posted by: Quentin at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (7zkP4)

628 >>Best movie I've ever seen is still Better Off Dead


"I want my two dollarrrrrrrrrrssss!"

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (NOIQH)

629 matt damon

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:47 PM (GdFQh)

630 there are teleprompters

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (0O7c5)

631 I thought E.T. was the dumbest fucking movie I ever saw, and I was the target demographic at that time. Oh yeah, the bicycle with the handlebar basket silhouette of the moon. Classic.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (HVQlX)

632 In terms of the off-topic chatter, I'm more interested in what movie the Head Ewok personally considers to be the Kaboom of cinematography. Ace ripping up a movie never fails to entertain. Posted by: Locarno at August 31, 2016 09:46 PM (HhYvn) I lost a lot of faith in ace's movie critiques when I saw Elf on his recommendation. Man, that was one awful movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (zc3Db)

633 Sanctuary Cities = catch and release

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (+wjl1)

634 He is on Teleprompter right? Whatever, I like the way he is rolling..

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (KTFfX)

635
He's not using a teleprompter, or even notes.


umm yes he is using a teleprompter

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (uAvJJ)

636 Amnesty bad

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (BS8yt)

637 My all time favorite movie is "Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence" with David Bowie and Tom Conti. British prison camp in Malaysia during WWII. The problem is, you have to understand Japanese Bushido thinking during that time period. It was a bigger movie in Japan than in the US.
I have a bunch of worst movies ever, starting with "An Inconvenient Truth"

Posted by: Old Blue at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (9iR5/)

638 Southside With You. Trash. Posted by: Reggie Love! at August 31, 2016 09:44 PM (7zkP4) Don't cry. They'll make a movie about you and Barry's first date. Bareback Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (auHtY)

639 When I channel surf and Titanic's on I look at the few key scenes aimed at guys. That falling guy who bounces off into hyperspace gets me every time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (bQxkN)

640 Sounds like Trump is doing well, but I need to know what Luntz's dunces think first.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (3myMJ)

641 it's still a great speech

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (0O7c5)

642 Happy B'Day, Count.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (9ym/8)

643 there are teleprompters oh

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (Aoayx)

644 443 "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassis" with Heath Ledger (he died during), Johnny Depp (finishing for Heath), among others Tom Waits, and a tall girl with unbelievable eyes. Posted by: the littl shyning man That would be Lily Cole. She's one of those amazing freaks of nature who is right on the knife-edge between "astonishingly beautiful" and "OK, that girl is WEIRD-looking". Her eyes are not only large, but most notably are about 15 inches apart, which is the feature which simultaneously makes her stunning and bizarre: http://www.modelsrating.com/models/lily-cole The other weird thing about her is that she has the face of a child but is about seven feet tall. Whatever your opinion is of her looks, she certainly is unique.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (jBuUi)

645 in a great state

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (0O7c5)

646 excellent way to structure the immigration debate - how does this benefit the AMerican PEople, not what benefits some unknown number of illegals and their families

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (c6/9Q)

647 Independence Day was horseshit. Hacking an alien computer? pfft

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (GdFQh)

648 He's not using a teleprompter, or even notes. umm yes he is using a teleprompter ----------------------------------------------------- In Arizona, the teleprompter uses you.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (o38N1)

649 Happy birthday Count de Monet

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 09:45 PM (uAvJJ)


Thanks chemjeff.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (JO9+V)

650 Nice tie.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (ZMpqW)

651 His asides are great.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (BS8yt)

652 Amnesty bad

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 09:48 PM (BS8yt)


lol, MAGA

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (c6/9Q)

653 The only movie I ever walks out of was Scbwrzeneggers Last Action Hero

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (Wa0Bi)

654 594 Are the bikers providing security again outside....? ....would be good to see some anarchists tuned up a bit for once. Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 09:43 PM (c+7Ko) It would indeed. A lot of shit will come to a screeching halt when some anarchists/leftists get tuned up. They operate with impunity now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (SRKgf)

655 Hildebeest and Barky plan brings in terrorists

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (+wjl1)

656 I am a super hyooge fan of 2010: The Sequel to 2001. Dana Elcar was magnificent. Mirren and Scheider are okay.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (uhftQ)

657 Dammit, Frank Luntz had slipped blissfully from my awareness, and now I'm reminded and aware of his existence again.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (DW+jj)

658 So why not just vote Cankles and jump on the corruption train? At least I'll enjoy the ride to hell. Y'all can slow bleed yourselves.





#nevertrump



feh

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (zu88C)

659
603 577 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet.

I liked it. Herger the Joyous stole the show.
--------------------------------------------------------
"I cannot lift this!"
"Grow stronger!"

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 09:44 PM (o38N1)







The dueling scene

Did you notice that he's younger than you, and taller?

Bet on him, if you like.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (LuZz8)

660 The Lovely Bones was an excellent movie. And it had the best soundtrack ever - pretty much all Eno. **** I finally watched it about a month ago. Terrific drama and acting yet I think I described it as a "bizarre and fruity little flick"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (SEXy3)

661 Great, now they have to give Hillary equal time...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (P/kVC)

662 The wall is back!,

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (KTFfX)

663 Fuck yea....the wall baby

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (c+7Ko)

664 "Trump is about to go soft on immigration" ROTFLMAOMG

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (ESWK5)

665 Build big fvcking wall!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (+wjl1)

666 I heard some of Trump's Mexico speech and, in parts of it anyway, I swear I heard Reagan speaking. So much common sense, so little BS. Said what needed to be said, not what the elites wanted to hear.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (tbKrr)

667 All I could think during that ET moon shot was 'pull!' Pheasants, clay pigeons, aliens - I can hit 'em all!

Posted by: R Lee Ermey at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (7zkP4)

668 Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 09:45 PM (Om16U) @hrothgar

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 04:51 PM (wCEn4)

669 This is the exact  same speech he's given for the last  12 months.

WTF

Listen to the hoots. He's literally playing to the same  crowd  he did to win the primary.

You have that 40 percent locked down, bud. Get it in gear.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (UjWEn)

670 631 I thought E.T. was the dumbest fucking movie I ever saw, and I was the target demographic at that time.

Oh yeah, the bicycle with the handlebar basket silhouette of the moon. Classic.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2016 09:48 PM (HVQlX)


When we were at the theater watching that movie, someone in the audience yelled out, "Oh c'mon!" at that very scene.


Cracked me up.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (Enq6K)

671 Happy B'Day, Count.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 09:49 PM (9ym/


Thanks rk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (JO9+V)

672 Oh my !!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (c+7Ko)

673 Mexico pays.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (+wjl1)

674 Build the Wall

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (BS8yt)

675 The Great Wall of Trump!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (wCEn4)

676 No no no. You HAVE to watch it. It has one of the greatest scenes in movie history. Leo dies a horrible death by hypothermia in the North Atlantic, before Winslet kisses him, saying "I'll never let you go". Then she flings his body away from the raft to sink and become fish food while rotting on the sea bottom. That's just good entertainment for the whole family. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 09:37 PM (LuZz What got me was when the old woman tosses the priceless necklace into the ocean because she hated the man who gave it to her. She couldn't, oh no say, sell the jewelry and give the money to charity. No, she has to dump it in the drink.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (CFc5L)

677 One of the best independent thought provoking movies I've ever seen and is totally rewatchable over and over again is a science triller movie called PRIMER. Really good stuff and only cost a few grand to make. Unique to say the least.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (1hhNr)

678 Best movie I've ever seen is still Better Off Dead

"I hate to see that. What a waste of a perfectly good white boy."

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (qJhUV)

679 This is the exact same speech he's given for the last 12 months. No it's not.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (Aoayx)

680 The Great wall, lol. hehe

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (ZMpqW)

681 577 Nobody's mentioned The 13th Warrior yet. I liked it. Herger the Joyous stole the show. -------------------------------------------------------- "I cannot lift this!" "Grow stronger!" Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 09:44 PM (o38N1) The dueling scene Did you notice that he's younger than you, and taller? Bet on him, if you like. ------------------------------------------------------- Great stuff, right? "How did you learn our language?" "I LISTENED!!!"

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (o38N1)

682 Built it wiggly! (See LDOS)

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (+wjl1)

683 bellow ground, muy importante

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (c6/9Q)

684 Robot Monster. The director's cut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (IqV8l)

685 Winslet played an evil selfish girl in "Heavenly Creatures" too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:53 PM (6FqZa)

686 End cat h and release.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (+wjl1)

687 As above, so below

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (NUqwG)

688 Mexico will work with us on the wall...
... thinking illegal immigrant chain gangs, Mexico can house them on that side.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (P/kVC)

689 I just tuned into Trump's speech. 


So is this him softening on immigration?

/s

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (Enq6K)

690 If you put sensors 50 feet underground, they'll just build tunnels 60 feet deep!

Posted by: The GOPe at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (PL2OL)

691 What got me was when the old woman tosses the priceless necklace into the ocean because she hated the man who gave it to her. She couldn't, oh no say,
sell the jewelry and give the money to charity. No, she has to dump it in the drink.


Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 09:52 PM


That's because Rose was always a psycho bitch and a slut. Watch the flick from Billy Zane's point of view and it all makes sense.

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (EWg9n)

692 "I hate to see that. What a waste of a perfectly good white boy." Same line was used in the Sheen brothers movie, 'Men at Work'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (6FqZa)

693

Whatever your opinion is of her looks, she certainly is unique.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 09:49 PM (jBuUi)








You ain't kidding. Looks like the bastard spawn of Shirley Manson and a Roswell Gray.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (LuZz8)

694 #689 Apparently!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (kXoT0)

695 Criminal aliens are erased.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (+wjl1)

696 That would be Lily Cole. She's one of those amazing freaks of nature who is right on the knife-edge between "astonishingly beautiful" and "OK, that girl is WEIRD-looking". Her eyes are not only large, but most notably are about 15 inches apart, which is the feature which simultaneously makes her stunning and bizarre: http://www.modelsrating.com/models/lily-cole The other weird thing about her is that she has the face of a child but is about seven feet tall. Whatever your opinion is of her looks, she certainly is unique. Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 09:49 PM (jBuUi) She's only 5' 10". That's not THAT tall, even for a woman. But imagine the stereo vision she must have with her eyes that far apart. If she were a man, she'd be leading MLB in batting right now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (SRKgf)

697 Winslet played an evil selfish girl in "Heavenly Creatures" too. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:53 PM (6FqZa) She plays a ditzy, selfish girl in Holy Smoke, which I would recommend pretty strongly. It's a very good movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (zc3Db)

698 If you put sensors 50 feet underground, they'll just build tunnels 60 feet deep!



Posted by: The GOPe at August 31, 2016 09:54 PM (PL2OL)


That is what chlorine is for.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (P/kVC)

699 " Independence Day was horseshit. Hacking an alien computer? " Always thought that too. Someone here (I think) explained that a part of the movie had been cut that would explain that. Apparently, we developed computer programming from the crashed alien ship in Roswell and thus we could interface with it. Now, them being thousands of years advanced to us and could have developed new programming or an entirely different form of computing was not addressed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (9ym/8)

700 What math? It's 3 hours earlier (than eastern time) here during the summer, and then when you mopes change your clocks in the fall, it's 2 hours earlier here. We Arizonans don't believe in that clock-changing nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (NnYnv)

701 If you put sensors 50 feet underground, they'll just build tunnels 60 feet deep!



Posted by: The GOPe at August 31, 2016 09:54 PM (PL2OL)



Nah, the sandworms will eat them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (JO9+V)

702 He used the "A" word. Wow.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (3Rr8K)

703 The only movie I ever walks out of was Scbwrzeneggers Last Action Hero That was an obviously money grab. They must have cranked that out in about 2 weeks.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (qUNWi)

704 *nervously checks immigration status*

Posted by: Huma at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (PL2OL)

705 Anybody want to give me a quick summary of what Trump said? Oh, and best movie? "The Fifth Element ".

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (d6TTt)

706 Looks like the bastard spawn of Shirley Manson and a Roswell Gray. You know, when Shirley was in her early 30s, she was hot. She's probably why the aliens were so eager to get here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (6FqZa)

707 No it's not.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 31, 2016 09:52 PM (Aoayx)


Until this moment, yeah it was.   To the word.  To the  exact yell and respond.



Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (UjWEn)

708 my as well vote fer HIlary n shit

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] - trying out this #nevertrump thing at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (zu88C)

709 lol....you can call it what ever the hell you want....they're gone

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (0O7c5)

710 I spent the post-boobies portion of Titanic figuring out what I'd use as a makeshift raft/floation device. I settled on covering myself with bear grease from the galley and then punching out the cellist and stealing his instrument case.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (uhftQ)

711 They will be gone. One way or another.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (+wjl1)

712 *nervously checks immigration status* Posted by: Huma at August 31, 2016 09:56 PM (PL2OL) She's a citizen born in Kalamazoo Michigan.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (kXoT0)

713 I love Battleship. I've watched it many times, but still haven't gotten my menfolk to watch it with me.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (ozZau)

714 685 Winslet played an evil selfish girl in "Heavenly Creatures" too. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 09:53 PM (6FqZa) Now that was a creepy film. I didn't realize the mystery writer Anne Perry was who Winslet played. I know Perry is now a Christian and has repented - but still, it was hard for me to enjoy her novels after that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (P8951)

715 It's possible the aliens were of a hive mind and therefore would have no concept of computer viruses. Virii whatever.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (qUNWi)

716 Wait. He went from the "A" word back to "illegal immigrants" Softening!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (3Rr8K)

717 510 477 I may be the only heterosexual woman in America who has REFUSED to see the Cameron Titanic. I love A Night To Remember and I just loate DiCaprio, so it's a no brainer for me. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:33 PM (kXoT0) I love "A Night to Remember" too, but I'm also a Titanic buff so I had to see it. I was not disappointed. The models, sets, and costumes were exquisite. Hell, they built a nearly full-sized replica for the exterior shots! Gotta love that. Like I said, the ship was the real star of that movie as far as I was concerned. "A Night to Remember" is still the best straightforward telling of the story, of course. And they got the right version of "Nearer My God to Thee". There are a couple of different ones. One is more common in England and the other in America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (sdi6R)

718 But imagine the stereo vision she must have with her eyes that far apart. It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (rwI+c)

719 694 #689 Apparently!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 09:55 PM (kXoT0)


So before this 'softening' I guess he was just gonna shoot 'em all, huh?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (Enq6K)

720 Thanks Obama for letting criminals run free

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (BS8yt)

721 Trump has brought corruption! and hypocrisy!
 

To our virginal American politics!


Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] - trying out this #nevertrump thing at August 31, 2016 04:58 PM (zu88C)

722 Dude, that's like...umm...umm...sorry, lost my train of thought.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (PL2OL)

723 Anybody want to give me a quick summary of what Trump said?

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 09:56 PM (d6TTt)

Same as before.  Strong argument  shouted.  Still  shoring up his base.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (UjWEn)

724 I wonder if Trump will turn his guns on the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization.... half the Obama administration is affiliated.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (P/kVC)

725 That's because Rose was always a psycho bitch and a slut. Watch the flick from Billy Zane's point of view and it all makes sense. Posted by: otho at August 31, 2016 09:54 PM (EWg9n) Yep. Billy Zane's character was pretty much right, and he tried to be decent to Rose, all through the movie. But she was just a skank.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (zc3Db)

726 The Russians hacked that alien computer!

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (xInes)

727 The only movie I ever walked out on was Young Dr. Frankenstein. But it wasn't because of the acting. It was in fucking black and white. And I asked for my money back.
 
Let's just say that as a youngster, the GnuBreed household was NOT an early adopter of such newfangledness as color TV. So once we got one, I refused to watch anything in B-n-W.
 
Still don't.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (gyKtp)

728 Wait. He went from the "A" word back to "illegal immigrants" Softening!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 09:58 PM (3Rr8K)



I can help.

Posted by: Smiling Bob the Enzyte man at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (JO9+V)

729 Peter Jackson did a number of Best Worst movies when he was starting out, before Heavenly Creatures. "I kick arse for the Lord!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 04:59 PM (6FqZa)

730 Enforce the existing laws.Criminal aliens disappear.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (+wjl1)

731 I'm concerned that Trumps harsh speech will cause the down ticket GOP candidates to lose the illegal alien murderer/criminal vote!

Posted by: "Sam" [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (wCEn4)

732 He is slamming Bobo big time. He must have polling data that shows that when Bobo campaigns for Hillary it hurts her, so he goading Bobo to get off his narrow behind and work for Hillz.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (kXoT0)

733 and ORANGE!

my God the orange! and the scalp weasel!

why don't you people just vote for Hitler?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] - trying out this #nevertrump thing at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (zu88C)

734
703 The only movie I ever walks out of was Scbwrzeneggers Last Action Hero

That was an obviously money grab.

They must have cranked that out in about 2 weeks.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 09:56 PM (qUNWi)








As bad as it was, the premise is actually pretty cool. Of course, with McTiernan at the helm it was always going to be a crapshoot as to whether the film was going to be decent or a steaming pile of monkey crap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (LuZz8)

735 This speech is tuned well for people who are not over-educated. I don't mean to be condescending when I say this. It's Common Sense. Try to refute it. Can't wait for Joe Scarborough tomorrow morning when he has to choke on promoting #AmnestyDon.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (bQxkN)

736 Summary: 1) We will build a great wall, and use sensors, manpower, aerial surveillance, etc. (and Mexico will pay for it)

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (ESWK5)

737 Time to root the bastards out

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (BS8yt)

738 Last Action Hero is an underrated movie.

Posted by: Banana Splits Hombre at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (+b2T3)

739 Yeah baby....go trump

Posted by: E.T. at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (c+7Ko)

740 expansion of Deportation offices , ICE- good stuff

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (c6/9Q)

741 I'm waiting for the part where he sentences violaters to 20 years in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (3Rr8K)

742 The only movie I ever walked out of was 2001, A Space Odyssey. I had read the book and liked it, but the movie, meh. I even tried to watch it again years later, but still couldn't get past about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (qG0hz)

743 I liked Last Action Hero, but that's because I didn't take it too seriously. 

"There's always an assassin in the closet.  I pay a fortune in doors."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (r8uAI)

744 Deport Hillary !

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (BS8yt)

745 OOOOhhhh, he went there, snap, he went there on Hillary evading justice! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (kXoT0)

746 Deportation Task Force Unite! DTFU!

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 05:01 PM (BO/km)

747 Our polls show that Trump has a very narrow, almost impossible path to victory, but only if he comes out for amnesty and drops the idea of the stupid wall.

Posted by: Concerned MSM Pundits at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (PL2OL)

748 Time for Cruz to burst forth from the wings and join Trump on stage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (JO9+V)

749 Deportation Taskforce to remove the worst criminals, including Hilldebeest!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (+wjl1)

750 Summary: 2) We will end "catch & release", and when we catch, we will send them all the way back to their country of origin, not just drop them back over the border

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (ESWK5)

751 "They have evaded justice....just like Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (Enq6K)

752 "True Lies". The last Hollywood movie to show Muslim terrorists as -- Muslim terrorists.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (d6TTt)

753 748 that made me laugh out loud!

Posted by: scotsfury at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (i2Ro9)

754 Oh yeah, Trump has really softened on immigration. I was reading how poor Ann Coulter was going to be so disappointed and all that, another boyfriend scorning her and all that.

     Hah.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (DW+jj)

755 Yeah, Lily Cole is on the other side of Uncanny Valley. Looks like someone Joss Whedon would want to cast in one of his many I'm A Feminist Really So Quit Calling Me Creepy shows or films involving kickass heroines and rape.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (6FqZa)

756 Summary: 3) Zero tolerance / immediate day one deportation of criminal aliens.

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (ESWK5)

757 I get a little tired of hearing about this imaginary distinction between "criminal" and "non-criminal" aliens. A)Breaking immigration law makes you a criminal. B) The document fraud required for them to get many jobs is another crime.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (o38N1)

758 Summary:
1) We will build a great wall, and use sensors, sandworms manpower, aerial surveillance, etc. (and Mexico will pay for it)

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 10:01 PM (ESWK5)



A slight edit . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (JO9+V)

759 Block funding for sanctuary cities!  No more funding.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (Enq6K)

760 This is a red-meat, firebrand speech. Pretty clear and straight-forward.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (9ym/8)

761 692 "I hate to see that. What a waste of a perfectly good white boy." Same line was used in the Sheen brothers movie, 'Men at Work'. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo -------------------- Keith David. My favorite character actor of all time, probably.

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 05:03 PM (JfdQ8)

762 Just got home from work. First work in many months. As I walk to my door, my neighbor said that some shit-head tried to steal my 10 year old van, the last evening, about midnight. He chased them off. He says that there has been a rash of stolen vans, due to old security technology. Easier to steal. I'm pissed off. If I have no ride I have no job. If I mention who the shit heads are I'm a racist. Oh, by the way, I live in Chicago.

Posted by: pissed at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (i2Yik)

763 Block funding for Sanctuary Cities.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (+wjl1)

764 #4 Fuck Sanctuary Cities...

I'd also charge their pols for harboring aliens

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (P/kVC)

765 Block funding of sanctuary cities

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (BS8yt)

766 "True Lies". The last Hollywood movie to show Muslim terrorists as -- Muslim terrorists. Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 10:02 PM (d6TTt) Four Lions A great movie. Hysterical, but they don't soften the terrorism. A must see.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (zc3Db)

767 I get a little tired of hearing about this imaginary distinction between "criminal" and "non-criminal" aliens. A)Breaking immigration law makes you a criminal. B) The document fraud required for them to get many jobs is another crime. Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (o38N1) Felonies, multiple felonies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (kXoT0)

768 #5 cancel unlawful executive orders

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (P/kVC)

769 744 Deport Hillary ! Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 10:01 PM (BS8yt) Sorry, but we're not taking her back.

Posted by: Hell at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (PL2OL)

770 Snap! He went there on executive privilege!!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (kXoT0)

771 deport Hillary, haha, that's all they'll talk about tomorrow. He's fired up.

Posted by: sypeach at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (nyYhO)

772 Block funding for sanctuary cities. That would be where I live--near Philadelphia. I certainly hope so--I know DOZENS of illegal aliens who are PROUD to be ILLEGALS! Yes, they're working and working at jobs that my 18 year old would LOVE to be doing since he isn't going to college and needs to find his first job.

Posted by: scotsfury at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (i2Ro9)

773 Summary: 3) Zero tolerance / immediate day one deportation of criminal aliens. Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (ESWK5) But all illegals are criminals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (zc3Db)

774 Trump , the Constitutional President

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (BS8yt)

775 why don't you people just vote for Hitler? I thought I was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

776 Terminate all Barky's executive amenities.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (+wjl1)

777 Just enforce the laws on the books. Beautiful.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (9ym/8)

778 It sounds like Trump had a fantastic productive day playing POTUS for a day and representing American Citizens interests.... Something we have not seen in over 8 years.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (1hhNr)

779 Hoorah! The Constitution rears its head!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (3Rr8K)

780 I , for one, will no longer tolerate these "conservatives" who will sell out their principles for the first sexy, billionaire who makes sexy immigration noises from his sexy orange face.


Good day, sir!

*pedal pedal pedal*

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] - trying out this #nevertrump thing at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (zu88C)

781 Red Sonja, I still have nightmares; this movie was so bad. Taking Chance, tears throughout the movie. Doesn't matter how many times I watch it; tears.

Posted by: stourma at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (sXw5j)

782 Cancel all unconstitutional executive orders. How many other candidates have said that, Cruz excluded?

Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (BO/km)

783 Deport HIllary! Yes! That alone would make me vote for him ...

Posted by: scotsfury at August 31, 2016 05:05 PM (i2Ro9)

784 Go Donald!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 05:06 PM (wCEn4)

785 Bill wants shill to go to Mexico so he can have a boys night out.

Posted by: Rev Al at August 31, 2016 05:06 PM (nSThB)

786 "In a Trump administration ALL immigration laws will be enforced."

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:06 PM (Enq6K)

787 Dammit, I was voting for him because NeverHillary, now with this speech and his convention speech, I am voting for HIM because of what he says.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:06 PM (kXoT0)

788 Did the teleprompter lock up???/

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 05:06 PM (NUqwG)

789 I get a little tired of hearing about this imaginary distinction between "criminal" and "non-criminal" aliens. A)Breaking immigration law makes you a criminal. B) The document fraud required for them to get many jobs is another crime. Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (o38N1) Yep. Trump is doing a major walkback on his promise with this "criminal alien" bullshit. It pisses me off to no end. If he keeps going down this path my vote for him will evaporate, since his stance on illegals (all illegals) is what my support for him is based on, for the most part.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (zc3Db)

790 "True Lies". The last Hollywood movie to show Muslim terrorists as -- Muslim terrorists.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 10:02 PM (d6TTt)



Yes, Crimson Jihad!  And the poor camera man has the batteries run out while the leader is just warming up into his tirade.


Also Jamie Lee Curtis and Tia Carrere catfight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (JO9+V)

791 Prez Nieto is saying Trump lying about wall--nah. He's doing a CYA because Vincente Fox had a tantrum along with Jorge Ramos.

Posted by: scotsfury at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (i2Ro9)

792 Awesome. From what I read here. Trump has pulled back from the brink.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (Mt8T4)

793 774 Trump, the Constitutional President *fingers in ears* la la la la la la la la la ...

Posted by: NeverTrumpers at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (PL2OL)

794 Posted by: pissed at August 31, 2016 10:04 PM (i2Yik)
 
Remove your coil wire each night.
 
Be thankful for your neighbor.
 
Get the fuck out of Chicago.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (gyKtp)

795 yes ! no screening, no visa !

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (c6/9Q)

796 Trump: "We will issue retainers for illegal immigrants who are arrested for any crime whatsoever..."

OMG... Isn't a traffic stop, strictly speaking, an arrest?!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (P/kVC)

797 789 Really? You are going to vote for...Stein? Johnson? Clinton? Why is this issue more important than anything else for you?

Posted by: scotsfury at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (i2Ro9)

798 "Four Lions" - the Airplane! / Spinal Tap of Jihadist flicks. - The scene where the wife talks about his upcoming suicide attack, the matter-of-course aspect of it was jarring. Other than that, outstanding. On Amazon Prime.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (uhftQ)

799 #6....we are going to stop issuing visa to people from place where adequate screening does not occur."

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (Enq6K)

800 Also Jamie Lee Curtis and Tia Carrere catfight. brb

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (6FqZa)

801 Taking Chance, tears throughout the movie. Doesn't matter how many times I watch it; tears. Posted by: stourma at August 31, 2016 10:05 PM (sXw5j) [i/] Could not believe how well Kevin Bacon did in that movie!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (wCEn4)

802 @796 Strictly speaking its a non criminal violation.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:08 PM (3Rr8K)

803 Oh, by the way, I live in Chicago. Posted by: pissed at August 31, 2016 10:04 PM (i2Yik) AHA!!!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (3myMJ)

804 I get a little tired of hearing about this imaginary distinction between "criminal" and "non-criminal" aliens.


That " imaginary " distinction is kind of, you know, "the law".

Trump didn't write it.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (zu88C)

805 660 The Lovely Bones was an excellent movie. And it had the best soundtrack ever - pretty much all Eno.


****

I finally watched it about a month ago. Terrific drama and acting yet I think I described it as a "bizarre and fruity little flick"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 09:51 PM (SEXy3)

++++

It felt like the filmmakers worked a bit too hard to show us the killer's perspective. That's fine for a shoot 'em up western or mob movie. But, a serial killer who preys on little girls? Just felt icky.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (R+30W)

806 This is a pretty good speech and I hope and pray this November puts Trump in office to really get this stuff done. Been a pretty good day for him I think. I forgot what a leader looks and sounds like. Incredible.

Posted by: turambar at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (ur33b)

807 OMG... discriminating against neck cutter religions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (P/kVC)

808 Anon Y. Mous - have you seen "The Voices"? Directed by Marjane Satrapi of Persepolis fame

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (6FqZa)

809 "Extreme Vetting!"

Posted by: Jane at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (/LAv/)

810 A couple of weeks ago when I was in the ER with my mother after she fell and split her arm wide open, they had "Footloose" on the TV. The remote control in there would not work. I could not turn it off. This is hell, I thought.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (DW+jj)

811 Re The Lovely Bones - the book was heart wrenching..the movie didn't quite do it for me.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (KTFfX)

812 When we get to point 45 or 46, is that when the "softening" is going to happen? Cause this is hard as hell so far

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (ESWK5)

813 "The Voices" was one movie that gave me serious chills.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (6FqZa)

814 Jamie and Tia fighting on a causeway headed for destruction!!! I may or may not have freeze framed that scene a few times.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (qUNWi)

815 Why would a Mexican president be resentful that we don't allow a mass exodus from his country? Does he admit his country is such a sh*thole, no reasonable person would want to stay?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 05:10 PM (Mt8T4)

816 Jamie Lee dancing in "True Lies"--- I have to say that is one of the hottest scenes I ever ---

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 05:11 PM (d6TTt)

817 Extreme vetting in defense of the country is no vice.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 05:11 PM (NUqwG)

818 he will be attacked on the cost of his immigration policy , ready to hear :"this will cost trillions !!!!11111"

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:11 PM (c6/9Q)

819 "Ideological certification to ensure those that we are admitting to our country share our values."

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:11 PM (Enq6K)

820 Jamie Lee dancing in "True Lies"--- I have to say that is one of the hottest scenes I ever --- I may or may not have freeze framed that scene a few times.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (qUNWi)

821 Soul Plane. Completely unwatchable even with every illicit drug at your disposal.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (1hhNr)

822 808 Anon Y. Mous - have you seen "The Voices"? Directed by Marjane Satrapi of Persepolis fame

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 10:10 PM (6FqZa)

++++

No. I'll have to give it a look.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (R+30W)

823 OMG, this is one helluva speech, even better than the convention speech.* *Too bad it's being given by a horrible orange walking disaster. To save the nevertrumpers the bother.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (kXoT0)

824 Moderate certification in pursuit of the national interest is no virtue.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (NUqwG)

825 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation.


That ain't Trump. That started as  part of the 1986 Immigration Control Act. Signed by Ronald Reagan


Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (zu88C)

826 So, he's still a racist?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (3myMJ)

827 Does he admit his country is such a sh*thole, no reasonable person would want to stay?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Mt8T4)


No, just that a significant number of his citizens are shits.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (P/kVC)

828 so now Fox News Whiny-Beta Bitch "Campaign Carl" Cameron can go f*ck himself


soft enough for you, Carl? 

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 05:13 PM (/542q)

829 I think Trump likes this whole being president thingy, He got a taste of it today in Mexico and he's fired up. I hope he has a lot of secret service watching his back, because he's definitely pissing off a lot of people with this speech.

Posted by: sypeach at August 31, 2016 05:13 PM (nyYhO)

830 676 What got me was when the old woman tosses the priceless necklace into the ocean because she hated the man who gave it to her. Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 09:52 PM (CFc5L) I thought she tossed it into the ocean as a love offering to Jack. Anyway, I have a funny story about that. Around that time I was seriously in love with a woman who ended up marrying another man. But the three of us remained friends, and I never let on my true feelings for her. She got pregnant, I was invited to the baby shower, and I decided to give her a half-ounce gold coin as a present. I had already bought it before I saw the movie. I saw the movie about two weeks before the baby shower, and I was mortified by the ending. I thought, "Oh no! I can't give it to her now! It'll be too obvious!" But then I figured that if I didn't do it, I'd regret it for the rest of my life. They both seemed pretty stunned when they opened it.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 05:13 PM (sdi6R)

831 Eat more probiotic yogurt for regularity.  Ymmmm, yummmm. Now, I'll do that dance for you again...........oops.

   Hey Depends, make me an offer.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at August 31, 2016 05:14 PM (DW+jj)

832 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation.


That ain't Trump. That started as part of the 1986 Immigration Control Act. Signed by Ronald Reagan


Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:12 PM (zu88C)


And the Customs declaration side too?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:14 PM (P/kVC)

833 "True Lies". The last Hollywood movie to show Muslim terrorists as -- Muslim terrorists. *** London Has Fallen released in 2015

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 05:14 PM (SEXy3)

834 Other Countries take their fvckers Back, no matter what they say.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:14 PM (+wjl1)

835 worst bad movie ever: Up the Academy. It stunk more than me.

Posted by: The Turd in the Punch Bowl at August 31, 2016 05:15 PM (geNHc)

836 Spoiler Alert and Trigger warning! Jamie Lee Curtis is like 35% dude. Sorry

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:15 PM (1hhNr)

837 Technically London Has Fallen didn't mention Islam. But it was pretty obvious that something had to be motivating those terrorists beyond a shared appreciation for lamb kebab.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:15 PM (6FqZa)

838 This speech has more red meat than a Brazilian Steakhouse

Posted by: professor_chaos at August 31, 2016 05:15 PM (ESWK5)

839 I love Trump's views on  immigration. I would love  for once to hear him state them as if he's not shouting through a  bullhorn from a  the bed of a pickup.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (UjWEn)

840 >>Why would a Mexican president be resentful that we don't allow a mass exodus from his country?

A. He loses a lot of problematic citizens (the criminals) and the ones whom he no longer has to financially support (we now pay for their EBT, welfare, public schooling).

B. The ones who do come here and work send a lot of money home to their families, so Mexico gets that money back into it's economy.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (NOIQH)

841 True Lies is the only film I recall where a nuke going off is anti-climatic. well, Fail Safe, too. But, still ....

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (uhftQ)

842 (SEXy3) PS. Dat hash dough.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (6FqZa)

843 If he keeps going down this path my vote for him will evaporate, since his stance on illegals (all illegals) is what my support for him is based on, for the most part. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 10:07 PM (zc3Db) Ditto. You've harshed my mellow on what I'm reading here, but thanks for the update, I have no tv.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (Mt8T4)

844 I watched "The Desolation of Smaug" the other night and let the credits run. I was blown away by the music, in the credits. It was really excellent. I know, " shut the fuck up, tubal".

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 05:16 PM (d6TTt)

845 Those 23 countries that don't take their people back - no more visa for you or foreign aid.

That is just a start.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (P/kVC)

846 Got to focus resources on the evil, especially vile illegals first.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (BS8yt)

847 Biometric entry/exit visa system will bein place!

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (+wjl1)

848 soft enough for you, Carl? Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 10:13 PM (/542q) *** I haven't trusted or liked Carl Cameron since the day after McCain/Palin lost. He breathlessly "reported" all this gossip on Palin that was clearly ass-covering by losing campaign aides. No class, poor taste. I tune him out since I can no longer believe anything he says.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (tbKrr)

849 Burnt Toast -

Entry Without Inspection  - EWI

Administrative violation. Usually processed by printing , processing and giving them a ride to the border where they walk through the gate to Mexico, drink a beer and then EWI into the US again.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (zu88C)

850 I would love for once to hear him state them as if he's not shouting through a bullhorn from a the bed of a pickup. Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 10:16 PM feature, not a bug

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2016 05:17 PM (KCxzN)

851 Jamie Lee dancing in "True Lies"--- I have to say that is one of the hottest scenes I ever --- *** It was written for her to take her top off. She rightly argued that, if she did, the whole scene would be lost; all the humor and drama along with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 05:18 PM (SEXy3)

852 No more visa overstays.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:18 PM (+wjl1)

853 He's still going on C-SPAN.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:18 PM (/h17O)

854 "B. The ones who do come here and work send a lot of money home to their families, so Mexico gets that money back into it's economy." Without that, it's riots in the streets.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 05:18 PM (3myMJ)

855 It was written for her to take her top off. She rightly argued that, if she did, the whole scene would be lost; all the humor and drama along with it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 10:18 PM (SEXy3) She supplied her own lingerie and did all her own stunts.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (kXoT0)

856 London has fallen was great - actually had the audience cheering at the end.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (KTFfX)

857 "We will turn off the jobs and BENEFITS magnet."

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (Enq6K)

858 Entry Without Inspection isn't that what Julian Assange was charged with?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (KCxzN)

859 Everify will be enforced.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (+wjl1)

860 He's still going on C-SPAN. Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 10:18 PM (/h17O) Still going on FoxNews as well.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:19 PM (kXoT0)

861 ah, the big one - the government benefits

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (c6/9Q)

862 Entry Without Inspection - EWI

Administrative violation. Usually processed by printing , processing and giving them a ride to the border where they walk through the gate to Mexico, drink a beer and then EWI into the US again.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:17 PM (zu88C)


So, Customs and Dept of Ag declarations are purely optional?


EWI, afaik, is an immigration term. Three different things.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (P/kVC)

863 "She rightly argued that, if she did, the whole scene would be lost;" We'll always have Trading Places.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (bQxkN)

864 It was written for her to take her top off. She rightly argued that, if she did, the whole scene would be lost; all the humor and drama along with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 10:18 PM (SEXy3)


Didn't she have a really botched boob job?  I thought I read that some where a long time ago.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (Enq6K)

865 New Horizons still doin' science: http://www.space.com/33921-dwarf-planet-quaoar-new-horizons-photos.html

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (6FqZa)

866 #9 We will stop all benefits. That's a key point. The bums will leave like a rats on a sinking ship.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (/h17O)

867 If he keeps going down this path my vote for him will evaporate, since his stance on illegals (all illegals) is what my support for him is based on, for the most part. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 10:07 PM (zc3Db) Ditto. You've harshed my mellow on what I'm reading here, but thanks for the update, I have no tv. Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 10:16 PM (Mt8T4) He's knocking it out of the park on illegal immigration and its costs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (kXoT0)

868 He has been sitting in class with Professor Sessions again.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (zu88C)

869 I took the wife to a theater showing art films. It was the only film I ever walked out of, because I was following her. The film was Desert Hearts.

Posted by: The Turd in the Punch Bowl for a Week at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (geNHc)

870 Renegotiate trade deals.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (+wjl1)

871 He's going to need lots more secret service. He isis singing off lots of people.

Posted by: Abby at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (HBU7W)

872 >>London has fallen was great - actually had the audience cheering at the end.

We loved it.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (NOIQH)

873 Has hit all my points so far except for challenging Birthright Citizenship, which may be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (bQxkN)

874 832 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation. ------------------------------------------------------ Oh, well, never mind. Forget about controlling our own borders then.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (o38N1)

875 feature, not a bug

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2016 10:17 PM (KCxzN)


I'm going  to go out on a limb  and suggest that he has that vote locked down. Time to dream  big: More than 50 percent of the vote.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 05:21 PM (UjWEn)

876 Technically London Has Fallen didn't mention Islam. But it was pretty obvious that something had to be motivating those terrorists beyond a shared appreciation for lamb kebab. *** Did it need to be said? Was there any doubt? As a plus, Rolling Stone hated it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 05:22 PM (SEXy3)

877 Assimilation, integration  - FINALLY

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:22 PM (c6/9Q)

878 866 #9 We will stop all benefits. That's a key point. The bums will leave like a rats on a sinking ship. --------------------------------------- Of course.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:22 PM (o38N1)

879 She rightly argued that, if she did, the whole scene would be lost;" We'll always have Trading Places. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 10:20 PM (bQxkN) I own that movie. Funnily enough.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2016 05:23 PM (d6TTt)

880 He is going to need more secret service because he is pissing off lots of people. Stupid phone

Posted by: Abby at August 31, 2016 05:23 PM (HBU7W)

881 Didn't she have a really botched boob job? I thought I read that some where a long time ago. *** WTH would JLC have a boob job?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 05:23 PM (SEXy3)

882 Having a country when the rest of the world is a chaotic shithole is not who we are as Americans.

Posted by: JEF The 1st at August 31, 2016 05:23 PM (3Rr8K)

883 The first  GOP candidate  in 20  years  to utter the word  "assimilation."

Awesome.  The tepid response from the studio  audience, less so.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 05:23 PM (UjWEn)

884 Complete immigration system reform, yes!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (BS8yt)

885 Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 10:13 PM (sdi6R) You romantic, you. That ounce is worth a pretty penny today. I didn't see that scene as a love offering to Jack, I thought she was throwing it away because of the attachment to the fiance, whom she hated.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (CFc5L)

886 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation.
------------------------------------------------------
Oh, well, never mind. Forget about controlling our own borders then.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 10:21 PM (o38N1)


They could treat the border like certain (areas of) military installations - cross this red line and you may be shot.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (P/kVC)

887 >>>B. The ones who do come here and work send a lot of money home to their families, so Mexico gets that money back into it's economy. Ok, now I get it. Wasn't adding in that piece, despite the fact that I knew it.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (Mt8T4)

888 Get off your ass and earn your living. Merit, skill. Proficiency.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (+wjl1)

889 I am actually quite impressed a man his age has the stamina for zipping around for meetings and rallies and speech. I'm 44 and 8 hours at my desk job exhausts me.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (KTFfX)

890
So, Customs and Dept of Ag declarations are purely optional?
EWI, afaik, is an immigration term. Three different things.



What are they going to declare? A pocketful of dirt ? And where are they going to declare when they are standing in the middle of the desert?

Customs and Ag abide by the same regulations. They frequently do immigrations checks as part of their inspection.

I am not sure what your point is. 

 

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (zu88C)

891 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation. That ain't Trump. That started as part of the 1986 Immigration Control Act. Signed by Ronald Reagan Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:12 PM (zu88C) Being part of an invasion is worse than any "criminal violation". Tens of millions is nothing short of an invasion, and that goes well beyond criminal law.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2016 05:24 PM (zc3Db)

892 He's right. Both my parents immigrated to the US, and weren't able to just live off the dole and qualify for unlimited benefits. They had to prove they could provide for themselves and wouldn't be a burden to society.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:25 PM (o38N1)

893 Having a country when the rest of the world is a chaotic shithole is not who we are as Americans. Posted by: JEF The 1st at August 31, 2016 10:23 PM (3Rr8K) Not since we got the TFG that's for sure.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:26 PM (/h17O)

894
WTH would JLC have a boob job?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2016 10:23 PM (SEXy3)


She did.  Search Jamie Lee Curtis boob job.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:26 PM (Enq6K)

895 National Interest----haven't heard that phrase recently!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 05:26 PM (wCEn4)

896 Suck it, Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:26 PM (BS8yt)

897 She did. Search Jamie Lee Curtis boob job. Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2016 10:26 PM (Enq6K) She's lukewarm about plastic surgery. She says she's had work done and some of it did not go well.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:27 PM (kXoT0)

898 "WTH would JLC have a boob job? " They may not be real, but they're spectacular!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:27 PM (bQxkN)

899 Suck it, Ted Kennedy Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 10:26 PM (BS8yt) I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:27 PM (kXoT0)

900 I am not sure what your point is.


Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:24 PM (zu88C)




Is it legal for some shitbag to bypass Customs because YOU do not think he needs to declare something?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:28 PM (P/kVC)

901 sanctuary cities concept is totally nuts

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:28 PM (c6/9Q)

902 Perhaps Satan may allow Ted off his barbed cock long enough to force him to watch this.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:28 PM (3Rr8K)

903 As long as they go to the back of the line. Did he mention that while I was away from the TV?

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:28 PM (o38N1)

904 He's right. Both my parents immigrated to the US, and weren't able to just live off the dole and qualify for unlimited benefits. They had to prove they could provide for themselves and wouldn't be a burden to society.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 10:25 PM (o38N1)


That is only applicable to legal immigrants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:28 PM (P/kVC)

905 Leave and come back like everyone else.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (BS8yt)

906 889 I am actually quite impressed a man his age has the stamina for zipping around for meetings and rallies and speech. I'm 44 and 8 hours at my desk job exhausts me. My daily regimen: 1) no alcohol 2) no caffeine 3) sleep with an Eastern European model.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (PL2OL)

907 sanctuary cities concept is totally nuts Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 10:28 PM (c6/9Q) Well, they are Dim enclaves so that's a given.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (kXoT0)

908 'Tell me what is so great about Trump, NOW...' Reality: "We are going to cut off your leg or your head, you choose." You: "Tell me what is so great about having my leg amputated, NOW". Reality: "You are missing the point."

Posted by: Anominous at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (9sYy3)

909 886 Crossing into the country illegally is an administrative violation not a criminal violation. ___________________ But working here and receiving U.S. income, and not filing income tax returns, is a crime. And living here while using a fake SS#, or somebody else's SS#, or forged identity documents, etc., are crimes. And living here and filing for food stamps and other forms of federal welfare, and checking the box on the application that says you are a U.S. citizen or legal resident, and then signing the form under oath, is a crime. And that's just for starters. Most illegal aliens' lawlessness just begins with their violation of immigration law.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (NnYnv)

910 Break the cycle of illegal aliens and amnesty.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (+wjl1)

911 Oh, well, never mind. Forget about controlling our own borders then. Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike



Passive aggressive much?

sheesh.


Can we control the mfkrs shooting our citizens BEFORE we wait for slow, dead-ass do nothing Congress to change immigration law?

Our corrupt joke of an immigration system wasn't built in a day , you know.

The primary problem is that (a) the immigration laws are Byzantine , totally illogical and incredibly difficult to understand and interpret. (b)you guys don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:29 PM (zu88C)

912 It was the only film I ever walked out of, because I was following her. The film was Desert Hearts. Posted by: The Turd in the Punch Bowl for a Week at August 31, 2016 10:21 PM (geNHc) You risked taking your *wife* to see THAT? You're lucky it didn't turn her. I still own a copy on vhs.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 05:30 PM (Mt8T4)

913 My daily regimen: 1) no alcohol 2) no caffeine 3) sleep with an Eastern European model.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (PL2OL)


Sleep?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:30 PM (P/kVC)

914 Well, they are Dim enclaves so that's a given.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (kXoT0)

true, then drivers licenses and it spreads

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:30 PM (c6/9Q)

915 904 He's right. Both my parents immigrated to the US, and weren't able to just live off the dole and qualify for unlimited benefits. They had to prove they could provide for themselves and wouldn't be a burden to society. Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 10:25 PM (o38N1) That is only applicable to legal immigrants. --------------------------------------------------------- That's exactly my point. Those are the only immigrants we should have!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:30 PM (o38N1)

916 And that's just for starters. Most illegal aliens' lawlessness just begins with their violation of immigration law.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (NnYnv)


Jeez... you make it sound like the long termers have virtually lead a life of crime.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:31 PM (P/kVC)

917 "And that's just for starters. Most illegal aliens' lawlessness just begins with their violation of immigration law." Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (NnYnv) Heartless!!!

Posted by: Rick Perry, Dwarf #6 at August 31, 2016 05:31 PM (3myMJ)

918 Any questions now?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:31 PM (BS8yt)

919 It seems most folks have abandoned Trump's speech for a new post on sandwiches.

Not sure how to read that  positively.  As much as I like sandwiches.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 05:32 PM (UjWEn)

920 Jeez... you make it sound like the long termers have virtually lead a life of crime. __________________ Only because they have.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 05:32 PM (NnYnv)

921 My #NeverTrump uterus bleeds against Trump. Ace should recognize this and apologize to all of us raggers against Trump.

Posted by: Maxi at August 31, 2016 05:33 PM (LdMbv)

922 The illegal problem is not as difficult as the Dims make out to be. The Dims make it tough. Trump's 10 point plan will eliminate the chaff and that's the 13 million person problem. Bums, rats, rapists, robbers, alcoholics, EBT card, emergency room leaches and all the other vermin will be gone or under the jail.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:33 PM (/h17O)

923 trump is rousting Zombie Ted Kennedy ....and absolutely punking The Bitch

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 31, 2016 05:33 PM (3ZttN)

924 Is it legal for some shitbag to bypass Customs because YOU do not think he needs to declare something?
Posted by: Burnt Toast


Why would you ask such a stupid question?

Of course not.

What are you going to charge the  Customs by-passer with ?

Jay walking?

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:33 PM (zu88C)

925 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers...

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:33 PM (uAvJJ)

926 Jeez... you make it sound like the long termers have virtually lead a life of crime. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (P/kVC) **** The long term illegals have lead a life of crime every day they have been here. So, yeah, they have lead a life of crime.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 05:34 PM (YLidQ)

927 Is it legal for some shitbag to bypass Customs because YOU do not think he needs to declare something?


Posted by: Burnt Toast


Why would you ask such a stupid question?

Of course not.

What are you going to charge the Customs by-passer with ?

Jay walking?

Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (zu88C) 


OK - go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:34 PM (P/kVC)

928 925 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers...

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (uAvJJ)


Those 20 can stay.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:34 PM (Enq6K)

929 Last chance to secure our border, our Supreme Court, and our Country. Vote on Nov 8.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:35 PM (+wjl1)

930 Go fuck my self is not in the US Criminal Code.

Try again.

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:35 PM (zu88C)

931 Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite. This is true. She will not confirm or deny it. Her children are adopted. I'd think this myself, but a good friend from my Freshman year at college randomly told me this over 20 years ago. Her on was one of the nurses in the know. I believe her. Jamie Lee Curtis is a shemale.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:36 PM (1hhNr)

932 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers... You mean the identity thieves and tax evaders?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 31, 2016 05:36 PM (T/cxb)

933 They have to go back to their own country AND GET IN LINE.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:36 PM (BS8yt)

934 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers... Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (uAvJJ) **** Still illegal. Why is this hard for you, Perfesser Dissertation?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 05:36 PM (YLidQ)

935 929 Last chance to secure our border, our Supreme Court, and our Country. Vote on Nov 8. Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 10:35 PM (+wjl1) Got it.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (CFc5L)

936 885 You romantic, you. That ounce is worth a pretty penny today. Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 10:24 PM (CFc5L) I actually got the idea from opening a piggy bank when I was a kid. I found it full of coins of all kinds dated the year of my birth. They had been given by various relatives. So for the baby shower, I decided to give a coin dated the year of her birth. I just kicked it up a notch by making it a gold coin.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (sdi6R)

937 I really feel for these poor people.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (o38N1)

938 To all the #nevertrumpers, eat shit and sodoff!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (+lv+r)

939 FASCIST! JINGO! XENOPHOBE! REACTIONARY! NAZI! RACIST! (Hey,we got to turn up the volume)

Posted by: The Uniparty & the Media at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (PL2OL)

940 There is something loathsome about using people's tragedies as human props. I am off the Never Trump train, but this is a bit much.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (3Rr8K)

941 MWNP, what did Trump say he would do to them?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:37 PM (uAvJJ)

942 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers... Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (uAvJJ) Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:38 PM (/h17O)

943 optics:  you got to admit Trump's getting better


--getting better all the time........

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 05:38 PM (/542q)

944 You mean the identity thieves and tax evaders? Posted by: Blanco Basura Say, isn't that how they sent Al Capone to Alcatraz? Just saying...

Posted by: Oedipus at August 31, 2016 05:39 PM (CXLVd)

945 (b)you guys don't know what the hell you are talking about. Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (zu88C) It's like you forgot how blogs work. If in depth knowledge of a subject were a prerequisite for a comment, we'd be on what, comment 126, instead of 945. Time honored traditions shouldn't be trifled with.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2016 05:39 PM (kKHcp)

946 MWNP, what did Trump say he would do to them? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:37 PM (uAvJJ) *** Nuh uh. Answer my query first.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 05:39 PM (YLidQ)

947 934 So, about the illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers... Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (uAvJJ) What about the people who try to get here legally and who are trampled over by the "illegals who are not violent criminals and not welfare moochers".

Posted by: washrivergal at August 31, 2016 05:39 PM (CFc5L)

948 Trump has mothers of people killed by illegals parading on stage.....oh man, are they gonna rip him. I can just hear them accusing him of exploiting  them.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 05:40 PM (8HGb7)

949 945....nailed it. Heh.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2016 05:40 PM (kKHcp)

950 940 There is something loathsome about using people's tragedies as human props. I am off the Never Trump train, but this is a bit much.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 10:37 PM (3Rr8K)


They shouldn't have a voice or a platform? 

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:40 PM (Enq6K)

951 Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 10:38 PM (/h17O)


I don't disagree with prioritizing deportations of violent illegals, of course.


I don't know how you define "offenses to culture".


What did Trump say he would do about the illegals who weren't violent criminals or welfare moochers?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:40 PM (uAvJJ)

952 You mean the identity thieves and tax evaders? ____________________ And don't forget the illegal voters. After Obama issued the first of his unconstitutional amnesty-by-EO a few years ago, a bunch of younger illegal aliens were given green cards. They were warned that they were not U.S. citizens and could not register to vote in U.S. elections. More than a hundred of these "dreamers" in North Carolina ignored the warnings (and ignored the instructions and warnings on the NC voter registration form) and registered to vote there anyway. And those are the so-called "good, law-abiding, they just want to be good Americans" illegal aliens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2016 05:41 PM (NnYnv)

953 Trump has mothers of people killed by illegals parading on stage.....oh man, are they gonna rip him. I can just hear them accusing him of exploiting them. Posted by: JoeF. What if one of their last names is Khan?

Posted by: Oedipus at August 31, 2016 05:41 PM (CXLVd)

954 Angel moms he says.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:41 PM (/h17O)

955 I am glad he gave them a voice; after being shoved aside by the media and politicians who shelter these illegals who murdered their children.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 05:41 PM (KTFfX)

956 MWNP, I don't disagree that they are illegals, even if they haven't committed violent crimes or are not on welfare.

So, answer my question.  What did Trump say he would do to illegals who aren't violent criminals and who aren't on welfare?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:42 PM (uAvJJ)

957 940 There is something loathsome about using people's tragedies as human props. I am off the Never Trump train, but this is a bit much. Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 10:37 PM (3Rr8K) ----------- They don't get a voice in the media. He is giving it to them.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:42 PM (BS8yt)

958 That was powerful.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 31, 2016 05:42 PM (ZuVs9)

959 @950 Of course they should. Its just the wrong forum and celebratory tone IMO. But yes of course.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:42 PM (3Rr8K)

960 959 @950 Of course they should. Its just the wrong forum and celebratory tone IMO. But yes of course.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (3Rr8K)


And who/when/where has ever given them that?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:42 PM (Enq6K)

961 "There is something loathsome about using people's tragedies as human props." I disagree here. These people view their loss as especially senseless and are trying to turn their anger into something constructive. They all wanted to be up on stage, and weren't getting hit on in the immediate aftermath of their loss.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:43 PM (bQxkN)

962 @960 Aint gonna fight you Tami. On the same team.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 05:43 PM (3Rr8K)

963 So, answer my question. What did Trump say he would do to illegals who aren't violent criminals and who aren't on welfare?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (uAvJJ)


if they are found they will be prosecuted under the law

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:43 PM (c6/9Q)

964 good speech

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2016 05:44 PM (c6/9Q)

965 MWNP, I don't disagree that they are illegals, even if they haven't committed violent crimes or are not on welfare. So, answer my question. What did Trump say he would do to illegals who aren't violent criminals and who aren't on welfare? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (uAvJJ) **** Not going to do this with you. They are criminals simply due to the fact that they are here illegally. End of story.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 05:44 PM (YLidQ)

966 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'



great point @ 945

Posted by: Mortimer [/i][/b] at August 31, 2016 05:44 PM (zu88C)

967 chemjeff, Trump said they would be killed last


or, seriously, that they would be considered last, after the wall, etc


stop being obtuse; you sound like Carl Cameron ( who has only one tiny ball )

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 05:44 PM (/542q)

968 962 @960 Aint gonna fight you Tami. On the same team.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 10:43 PM (3Rr8K)


Not trying to fight but these poor people have never, ever been allowed to express their grief and anger about how their children were killed on a national stage. 

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 05:45 PM (Enq6K)

969 Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority. Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 10:38 PM (/h17O) I don't disagree with prioritizing deportations of violent illegals, of course. I don't know how you define "offenses to culture". What did Trump say he would do about the illegals who weren't violent criminals or welfare moochers? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:40 PM (uAvJJ) I apologize for my poor grammar, I forgot the question mark. I'll reiterate. Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority?

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:45 PM (/h17O)

970 These people who have had family members killed by illegal have been trying to be heard by our government, but the administration won't listen to them. Trump listened to them. Why is this horrible and having the BLM mothers at the DNA just peachy?

Posted by: Abby at August 31, 2016 05:45 PM (HBU7W)

971 So, answer my question. What did Trump say he would do to illegals who aren't violent criminals and who aren't on welfare? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (uAvJJ) ---------- If they show up in the system they getting deported. If in some time after illegal immigration is ended, then we can talk about any remaining

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:47 PM (BS8yt)

972 Why anyone wastes time arguing with the contrarian is beyond me. Changing cat box litter is more stimulating and productive.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 05:47 PM (+lv+r)

973 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 10:44 PM (YLidQ)

Oh I see.  I answer your question but you don't answer mine.  Guess I should not have expected you to behave honorably.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:47 PM (uAvJJ)

974 But without mass open-borders immigration and easy student loans, how will our business model of ever-increasing ridiculously-inflated salaries continue?

Posted by: Hack College Administrators and Faculty at August 31, 2016 05:47 PM (PL2OL)

975 There is something loathsome about using people's tragedies as human props. I am off the Never Trump train, but this is a bit much. Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2016 10:37 PM (3Rr8K) Say, what was that Muslim gold star father that pontificated to Trump on Hildebeest's stage? The Pakistani lawyer that worked for a Saudi/NYC immigration firm for entry to the USA, that waved a pocket constitution at the USA while smearing Trump?

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 05:48 PM (+wjl1)

976
If they show up in the system they getting deported.

If in some time after illegal immigration is ended, then we can talk about any remaining

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (BS8yt)


"If they show up in the system"...  Well as long as that part is handled constitutionally, then that sounds reasonable.


"then we can talk about any remaining" - hmm, so they aren't going to be deported?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:49 PM (uAvJJ)

977 That was a great speech for August  31, 2015.


Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 05:49 PM (UjWEn)

978 972 Why anyone wastes time arguing with the contrarian is beyond me. Changing cat box litter is more stimulating and productive. Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (+lv+r) And the cats appreciate it.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 05:49 PM (sdi6R)

979 972 Why anyone wastes time arguing with the contrarian is beyond me.

No you're right.  Much better to post at Breitbart your slobbering affection for Trump and receive 1,000 upvotes.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:50 PM (uAvJJ)

980 Wasn't one of those illegals that isn't a "criminal" or on welfare just driving a bus in Louisiana?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2016 05:51 PM (VfphB)

981 If there are some that are found after the wall is built, after the system is reformed and enforced and after his 10 points are government policy, then we can talk.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:52 PM (BS8yt)

982 Funny how you missed it?
Trump did not say he would deport all the illegals.
He said he would deport the ones who committed violent crimes.
He said he would deport the ones who were welfare moochers.
He said he would deport the ones who "showed up in the system", I guess (I must have missed that part).
But he didn't say he would deport them all.  Which I find amusing to a degree, anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:52 PM (uAvJJ)

983 Oh I see. I answer your question but you don't answer mine. Guess I should not have expected you to behave honorably. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (uAvJJ) **** You never answered mine, Perfesser. I noticed you laid low when ace called you out on making threads all about you. Wise move, Perfesser Dissertation. After all, Maet is not here to cover your Lib ass.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 05:53 PM (YLidQ)

984 No you're right. Much better to post at Breitbart your slobbering affection for Trump and receive 1,000 upvotes. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:50 PM (uAvJJ) Now, now your ass is showing.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:54 PM (/h17O)

985 980 Wasn't one of those illegals that isn't a "criminal" or on welfare just driving a bus in Louisiana?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VfphB)


Clearly it was because he was an illegal that he had a bus accident.  Why, American citizens never have any bus accidents ever!

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:54 PM (uAvJJ)

986 I am good with the Angel Moms being brought into the Trump presentation. They are not props if the cause they fight for is honored by a Trump Administration. As for the speech itself, it was delivered in a totally Trumpian way, and I was good for it. He spoke from the heart, and he spoke without regard to what his critics think. For better or worse, if this is the kind of stuff we can expect to see for the next four years with him in the Oval Office, sign me up. Clinton is a guaranteed disaster. Trump might be the white-knuckled ride, but the opportunity for greatness, at least, exists.

Posted by: itzWicks at August 31, 2016 05:54 PM (Ql1ja)

987 Wasn't one of those illegals that isn't a "criminal" or on welfare just driving a bus in Louisiana?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VfphB)


Operating a commercial vehicle without a license? That's totally cool. Not like he was hurting anybody.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:54 PM (P/kVC)

988 So, answer my question. What did Trump say he would do to illegals who aren't violent criminals and who aren't on welfare? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (uAvJJ) ------------ IDK, but I bet he was known to the system at some point in time.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:55 PM (BS8yt)

989 Sorry that was to buzzians post

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:56 PM (BS8yt)

990 MWNP, Ace is personally invested in defeating Hillary.  I get that.  He doesn't much care for me but he actually respects different points of view on his own blog, something that I find admirable.  Unlike many of his commenters who would prefer unanimity of opinion and exile for dissenters.

The number of times I have commented on Trump stuff in the past month or so is vanishingly small.  Ace was out of line for accusing me of that.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:56 PM (uAvJJ)

991 Since American citizens commit murder we should not worry about illegal aliens. Because Americans have been terrorists we should not worry about illegal aliens. Now someone answer my question.

Posted by: PhysicsJIF at August 31, 2016 05:57 PM (NUqwG)

992 Chemjeff, answer the question directly and win the prize. Last chance. Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority?

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 05:57 PM (/h17O)

993 And yes MWNP I answered your question. You won't answer mine because you are butthurt, quite frankly.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 05:57 PM (uAvJJ)

994 Spin on CNN with the likes of David Axelrod is that Trump's speech only plays to his base and will turn off minorities and suburban Plouffes. We'll see. Once again, can't wait for Joe Scarborough to choke on his own dick tomorrow morning over #AmnestyDon. What's implicit in Trump's plan is that its collective effect will be to push self-deportation by those who are here as moochers. If we stop the flow, and then reverse the flow, it'll work out to a tolerable level. The Hillary alternative will mean the End of America as We Know It.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 05:58 PM (bQxkN)

995 982 Funny how you missed it? Trump did not say he would deport all the illegals. He said he would deport the ones who committed violent crimes. He said he would deport the ones who were welfare moochers. He said he would deport the ones who "showed up in the system", I guess (I must have missed that part). But he didn't say he would deport them all. Which I find amusing to a degree, anyway. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:52 PM (uAvJJ) -------- So your going to vote for Trump, because he's not going to deport evetyone?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 05:59 PM (BS8yt)

996 trump 2016 maga

Posted by: WARPIG at August 31, 2016 05:59 PM (KL5Ns)

997 Wouldn't you agree that eliminating offenses to life, society and culture is a priority?


I answered your question above, but I will answer again if it will make you happy.  Because I'm all about making people happy around here.


I don't disagree with prioritizing deportation of illegals who are violent criminals (i.e., those who commit "offenses to life").


An "offense to society".... what does that mean, exactly?  Breaking any law whatsoever, even minor ones like speeding tickets?  Be more specific.


An "offense to culture"?  You mean, someone who doesn't like baseball or apple pie or something?  I don't know what that means either.  You will have to be more specific.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:00 PM (uAvJJ)

998 So if the the Feds don't know someone is illegal, how are they going to deport them?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:00 PM (BS8yt)

999 But he didn't say he would deport them all. Which I find amusing to a degree, anyway. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:52 PM (uAvJJ) Congratulations, chemjeff. You have proved you are, once again, the most of the least disgusting persons on the intertubes.

Posted by: Donald, The Trump at August 31, 2016 06:00 PM (+wjl1)

1000 But he didn't say he would deport them all. Which I find amusing to a degree, anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:52 PM (uAvJJ)

He said he would enforce ALL of our immigration laws.



Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 06:02 PM (Enq6K)

1001 The number of times I have commented on Trump stuff in the past month or so is vanishingly small. Ace was out of line for accusing me of that. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 10:56 PM (uAvJJ) **** GFY. The owner of a freely accessible blog can not, by definition, be out of line on his own blog. Maet apparently spoiled you with his White Khnighting bullshit. You entitled people really suck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:02 PM (YLidQ)

1002 Trump clearly said if you are found to be in the country illegally, you will be deported

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:04 PM (BS8yt)

1003 Well chemjeff ?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:05 PM (BS8yt)

1004 So your going to vote for Trump, because he's not going to deport evetyone?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 10:59 PM (BS8yt)


No, I am not voting for Trump.


I just found it amusing that Trump delivered this big giant immigration speech, when the cloud was swirling about him about how he might "soften" his immigration approach, but because he framed his speech where he didn't actually *say* he would deport everyone, yet was very forceful and insistent on deporting illegals who were violent criminals, deporting illegals who were welfare moochers, reforming the immigration system generally, and forcefully ruled out amnesty, everyone seemed to miss the part where he refrained from saying he would deport everyone.


He really did soften his position by his own words.  His position is basically the Rubio 2.0 position, just delivered with more bluster and more bravado and just avoiding the topic of what to do with illegals who have been here a long time and who are peaceful otherwise.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:05 PM (uAvJJ)

1005 MWNP of course you would say that.  You agree with Ace on this topic.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:07 PM (uAvJJ)

1006 ..what to do with illegals who have been here a long time and who are peaceful otherwise. --------------------- Muslims?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 31, 2016 06:07 PM (NUqwG)

1007 He really did soften his position by his own words. His position is basically the Rubio 2.0 position, just delivered with more bluster and more bravado and just avoiding the topic of what to do with illegals who have been here a long time and who are peaceful otherwise. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:05 PM (uAvJJ) **** Not even close, Perfesser Dissertation. For a self professed smart guy, your comprehension absolutely sucks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:08 PM (YLidQ)

1008 This thread's about me, this thread's about I, this thread's about #1, oh my me mine what I think what I like what I know what I want what I seeee, I like talkin about you you you you usually... but occasionally, I wanna talk about meeeee!

Posted by: That guy that always makes it about him at August 31, 2016 06:09 PM (kKHcp)

1009 He said he would enforce ALL of our immigration laws.



Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (Enq6K)


He did.  But he never actually said he would try to deport them all.  He focused, rightly IMO, on the ones who were violent criminals and welfare moochers.  And I am actually glad he proposed reforming the legal immigration system, that really does need to be fixed.  But on the topic of illegals who have been here a long time but who aren't violent criminals and not welfare moochers, he never said explicitly what he would do about them.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:09 PM (uAvJJ)

1010 Oh well your entire BS here is just that BS

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:11 PM (BS8yt)

1011 "MWNP, Ace is personally invested in defeating Hillary." But he won't actually support Trump, because he's a Bad Man and declasse. His prerogative, but people with his position don't really help build a winning coalition. Back in 1989 many in the tony parts of NYC wouldn't support Giuliani After four years of Dinkins, just enough changed their minds.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 06:12 PM (bQxkN)

1012 Trump is fantastic. Bam! Bam! Pow! Smack! I've waited my entire life to hear a speech like this. Damn. Heading over to his website to make a donation right now.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 31, 2016 06:12 PM (Hh2mM)

1013 . pardon my period

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 06:13 PM (3myMJ)

1014 Hear clearly said any illegals found in this country will be deported.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:13 PM (BS8yt)

1015 "But on the topic of illegals who have been here a long time but who aren't violent criminals and not welfare moochers, he never said explicitly what he would do about them." The key principle is that Illegals don't have any right to be here, and certainly shouldn't be able to game our system to be in a better position than our actual citizens. Chemjeff is either deliberately obtuse or an argumentative 12-year old.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 06:15 PM (bQxkN)

1016 Chemjeff is either deliberately obtuse or an argumentative 12-year old. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (bQxkN) **** Ding, and ding.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:16 PM (YLidQ)

1017 But on the topic of illegals who have been here a long time but who aren't violent criminals and not welfare moochers, he never said explicitly what he would do about them.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:09 PM (uAvJJ)


In order of most important illegal immigrant issues I want him to focus on are the violent criminals, welfare moochers, the wall, sanctuary cities and e-verify.  After that, we'll have to see what happens to the rest.


If you're not voting for Trump (please tell me you're not voting for Hillary), who then is the candidate that you're voting for that gives you EVERYTHING you want?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 06:18 PM (Enq6K)

1018 Find it funny you don't want him to deport people, don't think he will deport people , yet still won't vote for him. Oh well,

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:19 PM (BS8yt)

1019 I'm pissed at Trump. There's this guy, Pablo, that lives down the street from me. I strongly suspect that after Trump does everything he promised that there is a chance that Pablo may hang on and stay. Him and 23 others. Trump didn't mention Pablo's name in his speech. I don't know if I can vote for him. LOL

Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at August 31, 2016 06:19 PM (0sLvz)

1020 Actually, I am not the only one who came away with that same impression.


http://tinyurl.com/gwlfc29


"
The Republican candidate did not go into much detail about how he plans to handle those who are in the country illegally but who have not broken any other laws, but he did say that absolutely every undocumented immigrant is subject to deportation."


That is what I heard as well.


So, there is the transcript.  Show me where he said he would deport all the illegals.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:20 PM (uAvJJ)

1021 Bowel movements are more productive than arguing with the contrarian.

Posted by: People on welfare telling you to work harder citizen at August 31, 2016 06:21 PM (+lv+r)

1022 So, there is the transcript. Show me where he said he would deport all the illegals. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:20 PM (uAvJJ) but he did say that absolutely every undocumentedimmigrant is subject to deportation." **** Are you serious or just trolling now?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:22 PM (YLidQ)

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 06:24 PM (+lv+r)

1024

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (bQxkN)


No, you are missing the point.  The key difference between Trump and his major rivals in the primaries, we were told, was that people like Rubio and Jeb and Perry weren't willing to deport all the illegals, but Trump was.  Here, Trump himself never explicitly said that he would deport all the illegals, at a time when he himself said he was considering "softening" his approach.  But he gave this fire-and-brimstone speech where he framed it in such a way that he never had to address the topic head-on about the illegals who weren't violent criminals or welfare moochers and everyone lapped it up.  He is "softening" without making it appear that he is softening.  It was very clever on Trump's part, I will give him credit for that.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:25 PM (uAvJJ)

1025 but he did say that absolutely every
undocumentedimmigrant is subject to deportation."


that is a simple statement of fact, not a pledge to deport all the illegals

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:25 PM (uAvJJ)

1026 Damn chemjeff is a hard ass, he wants to go Eliana Gonzales on people ,

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:27 PM (BS8yt)

1027 that is a simple statement of fact, not a pledge to deport all the illegals Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:25 PM (uAvJJ) ***** Really? Please walk me through the contortions you went through to arrive at this conclusion.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:27 PM (YLidQ)

1028 The troll is rolling now.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:28 PM (BS8yt)

1029 If you're not voting for Trump (please tell me you're not voting for Hillary), who then is the candidate that you're voting for that gives you EVERYTHING you want?

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2016 11:18 PM (Enq6K)


No I'm not voting for Hillary either.


None of the four top candidates are ideologically agreeable to me.  Gary Johnson is closest, but his position on religious liberty is a real problem, *especially* when coming from a so-called libertarian.  So I have to settle for voting strategically instead of voting aspirationally.  I've decided that what I really want is to break this false binary choice fallacy that too many people are living under.  I will probably hold my nose and vote for Johnson, but only because I want to see them cover the spread between Trump and Clinton to give voice to third parties.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:28 PM (uAvJJ)

1030 MWNP, it's quite simple.

"Every illegal is subject to deportation" is a statement of fact.

"I will deport all the illegals" is a statement of action.

Trump uttered the entirely uncontroversial former statement, but did not utter the latter statement.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:30 PM (uAvJJ)

1031 Can't wait for chemjeff to cite Kelo. I won't feed the obtuse, argumentative 12-year old.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 06:31 PM (bQxkN)

1032 Trump uttered the entirely uncontroversial former statement, but did not utter the latter statement. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (uAvJJ) **** Good Lord, you suck at parsing words.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:31 PM (YLidQ)

1033 So Johnson doesn't give you everything you want and you have 'real problems' with some of his stances but you'll vote for him?


I gotz a headache.....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 06:31 PM (Enq6K)

1034 The former statement is controversial, otherwise we wouldn't have the DREAMER crap.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:32 PM (BS8yt)

1035 Tami, Johnson is closer to my views than Trump is, plus, I strategically want third parties to have a greater voice in the general election anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:33 PM (uAvJJ)

1036 In fact, it appears to be controversial with you, that's why you always bring up "peaceful" illegals.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:33 PM (BS8yt)

1037

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 11:31 PM (YLidQ)


Well I've come to expect this from you.  I explain clearly my position, and since it's irrefutable, you just resort to calling me names.  Many commenters here do the same thing.  And you know what?  I don't mind all that much, since after all this place has a bit of a ribald reputation to uphold.  Except when it starts to get personal, like it obviously has with you.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:34 PM (uAvJJ)

1038 Tami, Johnson is closer to my views than Trump is, plus, I strategically want third parties to have a greater voice in the general election anyway. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (uAvJJ) **** "Look at me! Damnit, look at me! I. Said! Look! At! Me! LOOK. AT, ME!"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:36 PM (YLidQ)

1039 Low hanging fruit first, real bad guys first.  Guys caught at the border next...

In a few years if enough INS / ICS are sitting around looking for the mythical illegal who slid by for twenty years with fence jumping as the sole offense maybe the economy may demand a few more worker visas.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 06:36 PM (P/kVC)

1040 MAGA, no, the *fact* that all illegals are legally subject to deportation is not controversial by itself. 

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:37 PM (uAvJJ)

1041 ManWithNoParty, several people think you are basically thread-stalking Jeff. maybe it's time you took a time out.

Posted by: Helen Mirren at Age 25 at August 31, 2016 06:38 PM (dciA+)

1042 Well I've come to expect this from you. I explain clearly my position, and since it's irrefutable, you just resort to calling me names. Many commenters here do the same thing. And you know what? I don't mind all that much, since after all this place has a bit of a ribald reputation to uphold. Except when it starts to get personal, like it obviously has with you. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:34 PM (uAvJJ) **** Please quote, accurately, where I called you a name.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:38 PM (YLidQ)

1043 Tami, Johnson is closer to my views than Trump is, plus, I strategically want third parties to have a greater voice in the general election anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (uAvJJ)


If your state is absolutely lost to Hillary you might as well vote for your sparticus. If it is close, defeat Hills.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 06:39 PM (P/kVC)

1044

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 11:36 PM (YLidQ)


Well gee, I was clarifying my position to Tami, because she seemed confused by it.  But I guess according to you - who doesn't have any sort of personal grudge against me, oh no no no - even if I say anything at all, that is just me being an "attention whore" or some such.


What's next?  I pop into the ONT and say "hi" and then you complain that I"m trying to monopolize the thread or something?


Sheesh, I"m sure if you ran this blog, you'd ban me twice for good measure. 

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:40 PM (uAvJJ)

1045 several people think you are basically thread-stalking Jeff. maybe it's time you took a time out. Posted by: Helen Mirren at Age 25 at August 31, 2016 11:38 PM (dciA+) **** Awesome. Let them speak up, individually.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:41 PM (YLidQ)

1046 Please quote, accurately, where I called you a name.

And what is "Perfesser Dissertation" exactly?  A term of endearment?

Incidentally, do you *expect* to be able to understand my dissertation, having studied chemistry far less than I have?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:42 PM (uAvJJ)

1047 What's next? I pop into the ONT and say "hi" and then you complain that I"m trying to monopolize the thread or something? Sheesh, I"m sure if you ran this blog, you'd ban me twice for good measure. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (uAvJJ) **** Congrats. You managed to insert an amazing amount of butthert into your response while not addressing what I actually said. Impressive.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:43 PM (YLidQ)

1048 >>> Awesome. Let them speak up, individually. I'm speaking individually. Take a time out or you'll be given one.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2016 06:44 PM (dciA+)

1049 several people think you are basically thread-stalking Jeff.

Oh he is.  He deliberately tried to stir up shit against me a couple nights ago on the ONT.  I just ignored him and he went away.  And now when I say *anything at all*, he accuses me of being an attention whore.  Some commenters can go 20 comments saying basically nothing but accusing #NeverTrumpers of being assholes, but I say one thing in my defense and here comes MWNP with his "LOOK AT MEE!!!!" schtick.

I guess I should be somewhat honored that I am living rent-free in his head, even though the accommodations are less than ideal.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:46 PM (uAvJJ)

1050 Thank you Ace.

And incidentally, if you think I am out of line, please just say so.  If you think I have overstayed my welcome, then I will move on.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:47 PM (uAvJJ)

1051 1040 MAGA, no, the *fact* that all illegals are legally subject to deportation is not controversial by itself. Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:37 PM (uAvJJ) ---------- Then why ever bring up your peaceful illegals? Because the fact they are subject to deportation is controversial to you and Obama. Your whole point is that they should not be subject to deportation and given a special dispensation of law. At least be honest with yourself.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 31, 2016 06:48 PM (BS8yt)

1052 Incidentally, do you *expect* to be able to understand my dissertation, having studied chemistry far less than I have? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (uAvJJ) *** Wow. OK. It was you that brought up the fact that I could not understand your Dissertation, Perfesser. True stuff. I also mentioned that you could not grasp even one little bit of my Low Voltage Electrical Engineering thesis. Remember, Perfesser?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:48 PM (YLidQ)

1053 his "LOOK AT MEE!!!!" schtick.

*explodes*

Posted by: Military-Grade Irony Meter at August 31, 2016 06:50 PM (larhU)

1054 Posted by: Helen Mirren at Age 25 at August 31, 2016 11:38 PM (dciA+) She is a sexy woman. She was hot in The Mosquito Coast.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 06:52 PM (1hhNr)

1055 must have been a great speech since Trump's donation server is overloaded atm.

Posted by: unseen at August 31, 2016 06:52 PM (6ez2Z)

1056 I also mentioned that you could not grasp even one little bit of my Low Voltage Electrical Engineering thesis.

Remember, Perfesser?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (YLidQ)


I don't recall that.  But even still, then yes you are probably right, I doubt I would be able to follow your electrical engineering thesis.  Because I'm not an electrical engineer and I have not studied it in as much depth as you have.


Once again, do you expect to be able to understand my dissertation?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 06:53 PM (uAvJJ)

1057 Is this the Crow eating thread?

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2016 06:54 PM (1hhNr)

1058 She is a sexy woman. She was hot in The Mosquito Coast.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 11:52 PM (1hhNr)




Helen Mirren, age 25, mmmm   


OK, seen that movie once... now let see my google-fu...

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 31, 2016 06:54 PM (P/kVC)

1059 16 McCain will think he's empowered to being even a bigger asshat now. Thanks AZ. Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 08:26 PM (TmVQX) Hey, I even changed my registration to R so I could vote against him. Not all Arizonans.

Posted by: Bernette at August 31, 2016 06:55 PM (ru2SK)

1060 Once again, do you expect to be able to understand my dissertation? Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 11:53 PM (uAvJJ) **** I never stated that I could. That was an assertion you made.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 06:56 PM (YLidQ)

1061

I never stated that I could. That was an assertion you made.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (YLidQ)


You seemed to be offended by the mere suggestion that I wrote a dissertation that was not easily comprehended by those of different backgrounds.  That it made me some sort of "fucking elitist" that I wrote words that not everyone understood.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 07:00 PM (uAvJJ)

1062 If anybody with a pulse and a penis is interested, you should do a image search of Helen Mirren age 25. I had no idea she was that sexy. Hotter than a grease fire. WOW!!!

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 07:01 PM (1hhNr)

1063 Is this the tastes great, less filling debate thread?

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 07:02 PM (1hhNr)

1064 You seemed to be offended by the mere suggestion that I wrote a dissertation that was not easily comprehended by those of different backgrounds. That it made me some sort of "fucking elitist" that I wrote words that not everyone understood. Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 12:00 AM (uAvJJ) **** Now you are projecting words on to me. I never said that. If you had a good argument, this would not be nedessary.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 31, 2016 07:03 PM (YLidQ)

1065 Is this the tastes great, less filling debate thread?

This is the "look at chemjeff" thread.

As long as it keeps his cloying, dishonest, self-important commentary from  any other post at this blog, may it last until the Great Man has successfully destroyed the two-party system!

Posted by: that would require actual effort on his part, though at August 31, 2016 07:06 PM (larhU)

1066 Oh, I remember now.

I claimed that Georgia was now a swing state, according to recent polling.  Which is a truthful statement.  You then went on and on about how Georgia wasn't really a swing state, because "everyone you knew" or somesuch was voting for Trump.  So I posted the numerical evidence - RCP polls - and then you tried to claim that the polls with the "magic asterisk", or polls from the Atlanta newspaper, had to be thrown out (reminiscent of "skewed polls") and therefore it's all bullshit and that we should all accept your anecdotal stories about all your Trump-voting buddies.  When I then later showed that no, there were more than just Atlanta newspaper polls in the average, and that your interpretation of the "magic asterisk" was wrong, but EVEN IF we accepted your premise anyway, the evidence STILL showed Georgia was a swing state, you then continued to reject it by claiming that I can't do simple math and demanding that I show my math when I put the fucking numbers directly in your face, and it didn't even take a calculator, let alone a Ph.D in chemistry to see that the margin separating Trump and Clinton was very small.  That is when I mentioned the very large amount of math in my Ph.D. dissertation.  And then as usual you diverted the discussion away from polls and Georgia and directed it to me personally, and my supposedly outrageous elitist statement about my Ph.D. dissertation.  No you likely can't understand my Ph.D. dissertation, there are probably only about a few thousand people on the planet who could understand it fully and completely.  But none of that matters, the fact remained, that when presented with clear numerical evidence that contradicted your personal narrative, you rejected the evidence in favor of your narrative.  Sounds rather odd coming from a guy who earned an advanced engineering degree, but oh well.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 07:17 PM (uAvJJ)

1067

Posted by: that would require actual effort on his part, though at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (larhU)


Perhaps you would be happier at a place like Breitbart.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2016 07:20 PM (uAvJJ)

1068 Watcha talking bout Willis?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 07:20 PM (P/kVC)

1069 Time for a joke: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three donuts and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." I will definitely win the election. The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a donut and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a donut. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third donut and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the donuts?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 07:22 PM (oqkO3)

1070 "Time for a joke:" Loved it. A little truth in every jest.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 07:34 PM (bQxkN)

1071 Perhaps you would be happier at a place like Breitbart.

No, no, tell us more, in great detail, about all the actions you're taking to destroy the two-party system.

Actual actions. Which you are well-known for. A man of action and tangible results!

It's all most intriguing.

Posted by: hey now, get your game on at August 31, 2016 07:36 PM (larhU)

1072 Personally I prefer dipping it in Ranch over Blue Cheese.

Posted by: Melania Trump at August 31, 2016 07:39 PM (1hhNr)

1073 The first presidential election I was old enough to vote, I voted for Nader as a protest vote to try and do my part in fighting the two party system. That's the only time I voted 3rd party because at the end of the day, its a wasted vote since I've been eligible to vote. Trump is actually the best chance to destroy the current two party system by exposing them for the criminal uniparty that they are.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 07:45 PM (1hhNr)

1074 amen, Pepe, amen. He's a disruptor. We need one. I hear political opponents wail "What kind of chaos do you think would happen if he were president." That's not a bug, that's a feature.

Posted by: zombie Cato the Elder at August 31, 2016 07:49 PM (11H2y)

1075 Hope I'm not too late for the bad movie party. Can I offer two Akroyd stinkeroos? DR. DETROIT DRAGNET

Posted by: Slash_buzz at August 31, 2016 07:55 PM (Efl1C)

1076 I have to say, Chemjeff is right about the "every illegal is subject to deportation" line. That is a very politician-like line. Still, Trump may be more willing to enforce than others. Rubio was not very believable. Cruz was about Trump level. YMMV on that, as he was for software visas....but Trump himself imports workers.

Posted by: Harun at August 31, 2016 07:55 PM (dZQh7)

1077 1074 amen, Pepe, amen. He's a disruptor. We need one. I hear political opponents wail "What kind of chaos do you think would happen if he were president." That's not a bug, that's a feature. Posted by: zombie Cato the Elder at September 01, 2016 12:49 AM ( Indeed sir Lots of people in media and government will wind up with egg on their faces and out of work if he is elected POTUS. The cover up is always bigger than the crime.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 08:07 PM (1hhNr)

1078 Much like the so-called conservative "redstate", Chemjeff is making it his personal goal to do everything he can to try to convince people to not to vote for Trump. In fact he (like them) are putting much more effort into that than they are into convincing people to not vote for Hillary. Like Redstate (which came out on day one and embarrassed themselves by predicting Trump would NEVER be the nominee) Chemjeff is personally and emotionally tied to the defeat of Trump and no matter what happens will not stand for his victory. Trump could name Chemjeff as chief of staff, or Redstate the same, and their first action on the campaign trail would be to submarine him in order to satisfy their own pride.

Posted by: doug at August 31, 2016 08:14 PM (Y7fRE)

1079 Trump could name Chemjeff as chief of staff

Nah, chemjeff is (this week, apparently) destroying the two-party system.

Let's listen again as he lists all the actions he's taken toward this goal.

Posted by: the cricket chorus at August 31, 2016 08:25 PM (larhU)

1080 Posted by: doug at September 01, 2016 01:14 AM (Y7fRE The most important lesson to learn in politics is NEVER allow yourself to get emotionally attached to a candidiate or a government official. They what you to be because it helps them with the grift and graft while holding near absolute power. Hence, we find ourselves where we are today.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 08:27 PM (1hhNr)

1081 Chemjeff, you waste too many words. Georgia isn't a swing state, and most states won't be swing states once Trump stabilizes the immigration situation.

Posted by: Kaldar at September 01, 2016 01:21 AM (flUys)

Hide Comments | Add Comment




What colour is a green orange?




498kb generated in CPU 0.78, elapsed 2.0864 seconds.
64 queries taking 1.4734 seconds, 1319 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.