August 31, 2016

Trump and Mexican President Pena Nieto Stage Joint Press Conference
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1 Anyone home?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 11:12 AM (zRZaJ)

2 MSM is losing it over this meeting. How dare he.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:13 AM (5wSNN)

3 I can only hope that Trump asks the Mexican president... why don't you get your own damn house in order instead of sending your kids to my house to eat my food, use my band-aids and sleep in my kids beds?

Posted by: gapoz at August 31, 2016 11:13 AM (thyJJ)

4 donde está el baño?

Posted by: brak at August 31, 2016 11:13 AM (MJuTN)

5 *yawns..stretches arms*... nice and roomy in here!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 11:13 AM (zRZaJ)

6 Mexican pres. mentioned inviting the Hell Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:13 AM (1ZOkK)

7 I'll say this for Trump, this is smart politics.

Posted by: SH at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (gmeXX)

8 It's not an official press conference if the band doesn't play La Cucaracha.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (V3IFq)

9 I hope Trump brought some taco bowls.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (7ZVPa)

10 I hope the troll stays below.  He's tiring. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (1ZOkK)

11 I'm confused. I was told that Trump hates brown people, so why's he giving a press conference with one?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

12 Tangerine man steps on Hilly's afternoon speech.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:14 AM (5wSNN)

13 Will they announce a joint effort to build a wall?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (U6f54)

14 Bring back souvenirs....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (iLixi)

15 Here's the invoice for the wall, pendejo.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (8ZskC)

16 Too bad Trump doesn't drink.  I think a pic of them doing Tequila shots and taking selfies would have been priceless, and would have made the liberals lose their minds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (1ZOkK)

17 Ola, nuevo thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (tWUP9)

18 I hope the troll stays below. He's tiring. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK) From your mouth to G-D's ear and some the ban hammer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:15 AM (Ozsfq)

19 From last thread: 106 Mexican pres. mentioned inviting Hellary. Posted by: Jane D'oh That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (Gzt/W)

20 Hey gringos, how much NeverTrump trolls cost? We'll take a thousand.

Posted by: Cartel Drug Lords at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (PL2OL)

21 From sidebar: #DarkMatterMatters

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (BK3ZS)

22 This, by far, is the strangest headline so far in a very, very strange election season.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (t06LC)

23 Wonder if Trump is going to engage in a little arm twisting. Pretty effective method, or so I've heard.

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (ZFUt7)

24 Would kill to hear this:

"I'm handing Trump a check for __________ right now to begin the wall, as a show of our future partnership to better both of our countries."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:16 AM (1ZOkK)

25 It's not an official press conference if the band doesn't play La Cucaracha. Just honk the horn.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:17 AM (Gzt/W)

26 Hot diggity dog, Trump's hair is not Orange, but, rather the gray that blonde folks get?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:17 AM (kXoT0)

27 Would you say I have a plethora of sweaters?

Posted by: El Presidente de Guapo at August 31, 2016 11:17 AM (8ZskC)

28 This is incredible.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:17 AM (LZgs/)

29 Looking "presidential" is all that matters. Trump is slaying it. Doesn't really matter what words are spoken. He did well with the Louisiana flood visit, and now this. Brilliant strategy.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:17 AM (jBuUi)

30 27 Hot diggity dog, Trump's hair is not Orange, but, rather the gray that blonde folks get?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (kXoT0)



Yeah, he's tamed the weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (1ZOkK)

31 Kinda like monkeys, typewriters, and Shakespeare, but different: someone somewhere is gonna tweet today that "Trump only went to Mexico for the cheap generic Viagra."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (21hN3)

32 "Mexican pres. mentioned inviting Hellary. " She's........uh.....er......having her oil bath right now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (tWUP9)

33 I wonder if Trump will get to ride in the Presidential Low Rider.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (/tuJf)

34 Has either of them said "pendejo" yet?

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (yDUev)

35 Hola, mis amigos, como nos encantan las peluculas con Winona!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 11:18 AM (Oy7w+)

36 So I guess we will have to retire the 'orange scalp weasel' meme? *plays sad music*

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

37
I hope Trump brought some taco bowls.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



Bringing back a plane full of Mexican pharmacy antibiotics, cans of R-12 refrigerant and boxes of 75 watt incandescent light bulbs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (kdS6q)

38 34 I wonder if Trump will get to ride in the Presidential Low Rider. Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (/tuJf) LOL cause its true.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (t06LC)

39 We shall strike de pinata!

Posted by: El Presidente de Guapo at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (8ZskC)

40 Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." Hey, me too! Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (PL2OL)

41 What fucking excuse does hillary have for not visiting now? She failed to visit LA, she is now failing to visit Mexico, giving Trump all the air time and an opportunity to look presidential, exactly what he needs.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:19 AM (LZgs/)

42 41, Hey, me too! Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (PL2OL)

That will never get old..LOL.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (a0IVu)

43 >>>34 I wonder if Trump will get to ride in the Presidential Low Rider. Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (/tuJf) The one with the horn that plays La Cucaracha!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (Oy7w+)

44 36 Hola, mis amigos, como nos encantan las peluculas con Winona!! Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (Oy7w+) Thought about you earlier. Winona's Big Brown Beaver was playing on youtube. It's gotta be like, your theme song or something.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (t06LC)

45 42 What fucking excuse does hillary have for not visiting now?

She failed to visit LA, she is now failing to visit Mexico, giving Trump all the air time and an opportunity to look presidential, exactly what he needs.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (LZgs/)



Did you see her today?  Looks like she hasn't bathed in a few days and has one foot in the grave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (1ZOkK)

46 Just tell me Trump isn't wearing a huge black sombrero to the press conference.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (7ZVPa)

47 Art of the Deal: You build the wall, but you can spray paint on your side all you want.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2016 11:20 AM (8ZskC)

48 "Constructive exchange".

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (zwsnd)

49 31 ahem.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (Sfs6o)

50 Here we go.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

51 Nice big brown beaver!

Posted by: lt frank drebin at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (LdMbv)

52 Univision must be in full melt down, given how full on Hillary! they are and all their claims to represent Everyone In The World Who Speaks Spanish.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (NVmJr)

53 Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." As he watches them stream across our border

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (auHtY)

54 41 Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." Hey, me too! Please clap. Posted by: Jeb! at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (PL2OL) Trump should have just looked at him and said its his job to protect the American people, and especially American low wage earners.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (t06LC)

55 President? I thought they used a King?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (LEJHr)

56 He's reading from notes.  *thankfully*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

57 Trump sounds calm, controlled, and reasonable. Speaking now. A+

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (jBuUi)

58 Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." --- (under his breath) ....no matter which country they snuck into illegally.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:21 AM (7ZVPa)

59 Trump is way inside the uniparties OODA loop with this meeting.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (TMAPj)

60 From the Clinton campaign -- "Ms. Clinton fully intends to meet with the El Presidente de Meheeeeco to share with him her cookie baking tips and her recommendations for effective server wiping technology using cloths, but only if she can find a lubricant suitable for keeping the joints of her electro-mechanical mobility assist device from seizing up in our little brown brother's put upon country. * hic! *"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (BK3ZS)

61 IMO, trump shouldn't do this no different than any candidate shouldn't meet w heads of state

Posted by: Former mass resident at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (HN0N1)

62 Donald Trump in Mexico speaking of his love for the United States? Loretta, is that legal?

Posted by: President Obama at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (PL2OL)

63 I am not going to watch the painfully translated feed, but, I will say, he looks Presidential, whoda thunkit? Contrast his appearance with that of Hillz today at the American Legion and it's no contest really. One of the candidates looks tan, rested, and ready and the other one looks like an ad for a funeral home--let us plant poor old granny for you when she finally leaves you after that long debilitating illness, we promise we can make her look human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (kXoT0)

64 What fucking excuse does hillary have for not visiting now? ++++ Mexican water == instant kidney failure

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (THupw)

65 I hope Trump pledges not to supply free automatic weapons to the Cartels, in a break from Obama policy.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (NVmJr)

66 Deseo para impregnar su sándwich de pollo.

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (qul7b)

67 President Trump looks pretty good, maybe gained a few pounds though.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (5wSNN)

68 I forget how big Trump is. Something comforting about it.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (pZEKq)

69 "Constructive exchange". Posted by: 1921 C DRUM translation: I still despise you, but you actually showed up, and she apparently hasn't sealed the deal. And Hillary is looking more and more like a chupacabra (not the Moron either).

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 11:22 AM (326rv)

70 I bought a tiny sombrero and serape for WeaselDog, to celebrate her Latin American heritage.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (Sfs6o)

71 Anyone else feel like Trump sounds like he's a freshman in english giving a speech to the class? I'm not really hearing the conviction that he usually has.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

72 Huma dear, I'm going to take a nap now. Wake me up when the election is over.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (ZFUt7)

73 Hmmm, he seems to have read the same notes twice in a row, nearly repeating sentences. A bit of a slip-up there

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (jBuUi)

74 Now he's turning on the controversial stuff.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (jBuUi)

75 >>(under his breath) ....no matter which country they snuck into illegally. Actually, he said that it was his responsibility to look after the welfare of the Mexican people "no matter where they are." Not under his breath at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (/tuJf)

76 >>>>Looking "presidential" is all that matters. Trump is slaying it. Doesn't really matter what words are spoken. He did well with the Louisiana flood visit, and now this. Brilliant strategy.
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.Unless he goes off script this should seal the deal and stop hillary which is all I want. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (iONHu)

77 Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." Hey putoooooo! Much easier to do it when they are much closer to you.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (Gzt/W)

78 Imagine the panic if Trump said he was going to enact the same immigration and citizenship policies for the USA that Mexico has.

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 11:23 AM (hgwL9)

79 I think he's speaking slowly for the Mehhhhhican translators.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (1ZOkK)

80 Stupid Pixy: Deseo para impregnar su sandwich de pollo.

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (qul7b)

81 Jorge Ramos to the courtesy phone! Jorge Ramos, please pick up the brown courtesy phone! Por favor y pronto, Jorge!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (BK3ZS)

82 The Mexican president just said, Border? You ain't got no border. You don't need no border. I don't have to stop my people streaming over your stinkin' border!"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (auHtY)

83 >>>Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 04:20 PM (t06LC) I'm like an earworm.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (Oy7w+)

84 It was staged? Mexican president: "My responsibility is to look after the interests and protection of the Mexican people." "And I can best accomplish both by sending them to America."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (3myMJ)

85 Trump should get a big fuckin sombrero with shiny dingle balls, and have a mariachi band follow him onto the debate stage.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (QM5S2)

86 Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (LZgs/) Except that it's lot that it's like "If a tries falls in the woods and nobody hears it did it fall?" Who's going to report on this except FOX?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (6HqlZ)

87 I'm trolling SJW's on ESPN's Facebook page right now. I'm not proud of it, but it's kinda fun.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (2cS/G)

88 65/ Because Mexico doesn't have the ADA.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (5wSNN)

89 Now he's getting down to bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (1ZOkK)

90 He's not the greatest pro when reading from prepared notes, but it's still decent.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (jBuUi)

91 >>> What fucking excuse does hillary have for not visiting now? The Secretary requires a special podium equipped with a colostomy reservoir.

Posted by: Huma at August 31, 2016 11:24 AM (PL2OL)

92 bing bing bing

Posted by: zombie uncle tio at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (LdMbv)

93 Maybe Hillary already met with the Mexican President and we're just waiting on the emails to be hacked.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (THupw)

94 Jesus, it's like Trump is already President.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (LZgs/)

95
Despite a call on social media for anti-Trump protesters, the turnout at one rally was underwhelming. By the start time of 11 a.m., there were dozens of journalist but only a few protesters. A half-hour later, the number of protesters  seemed stuck at four, including a guy wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, while the number of journalists topped 50. By 12:30 p.m., there were no more than 10 demonstrators, while the journalist pack continued to balloon.

NYT

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (kdS6q)

96 Actually, he said that it was his responsibility to look after the welfare of the Mexican people "no matter where they are." So he's moving his office from Mexico City to Brownsville to be closer to his peeps?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (Gzt/W)

97 OK, I made up that last quote.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (3myMJ)

98 Trump should offer to help Mexico build a wall on THEIR southern border...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (qul7b)

99 Trump will probably also ask to meet the Most Interesting Man In The World while he is in town and pledge to buy several cases of Dos Equis for the plane before leaving town.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:25 AM (NVmJr)

100 The dingles stole my baby!

Posted by: confused woman at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (LdMbv)

101 I'm getting a kick out of this. He certainly knows how to do political theater. Makes him look Presidential, like Barky tried to do in Germany.

Posted by: Caliban at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (DrC22)

102 I hope some masked Mexican wrestler shows up and starts talking trash but then Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out of nowhere and blasts him and then pandemonium ensues with Trump bashing Fox with a chair.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (1H9ox)

103 95 Jesus, it's like Trump is already President.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (LZgs/)



Well, we've had Choom Boy for eight years, so....



But, yeah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (1ZOkK)

104 Now Trump is getting into the swing of reading things smoothly. Better.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (jBuUi)

105 The Mexican Presidentente looks flummoxed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (Ozsfq)

106 I could tear up a burrito and retried beans right now. Throw in a taco and make it a #4.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (Sfs6o)

107 Jesus, it's like Trump is already President. Donald's taking advantage of Hillary's low profile to do everything presidential.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (+wjl1)

108 I love Mexico! I order all of my shoes off Zapatos. Viva Zapatos!

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at August 31, 2016 11:26 AM (LEJHr)

109 Trump should announce that, due to his deep respect for Mexico and the Mexican people, he intends to reproduce in full the Mexican laws against illegal immigration to Mexico. (Which are HARSH.)

As the icing on the cake, he should further announce that he intends to reproduce in full the Voter ID system used in Mexico. (Which is STRICT.)

Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (noWW6)

110 Ok, I take it back. He seems to have needed some time to warm up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

111 Mmm. Sandwich de pollo.

Posted by: el homer simpson at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (LdMbv)

112 Actually, he said that it was his responsibility to look after the welfare of the Mexican people "no matter where they are." Not under his breath at all. Posted by: JackStraw -- Sure, its easy to 'take care' of your people illegally in another country, when that country is paying all the bills, and all you have to do is spout your mouth off.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (7ZVPa)

113 Only Trump can go to Mexico. Shades of Trick Dick!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (v+/21)

114 Wow, those five point he is explaining are fabulous. I am impressed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (kXoT0)

115 Donald's taking advantage of Hillary's low profile to do everything presidential. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (+wjl1) She is playing the prevent defense and hoping Trump does not go deep to often successfully in the Debates

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (Ozsfq)

116 "Hey, you look just like the guy who trims the greens at my Trump National Golf Club."

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (8ZskC)

117 Trump should offer to help Mexico build a wall on THEIR southern border... ... Or just offer to help them build one on their side of the Rio Grande? Then we aren't the bad guys keeping people out, they are the bad guys keeping people in.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:27 AM (1H9ox)

118 The Secretary requires a special podium equipped with a colostomy reservoir.

Posted by: Huma at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (PL2OL)

*******

Also known as her Cankles

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (g9d8D)

119 Trump should get a big fuckin sombrero with shiny dingle balls, and have a mariachi band follow him onto the debate stage. +++ Or go old timer and show up dancing in the skin of a random illegal alien

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (THupw)

120 "Imagine the panic if Trump said he was going to enact the same immigration and citizenship policies for the USA that Mexico has." Great point

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (r1fLd)

121 88 I'm trolling SJW's on ESPN's Facebook page right now. I'm not proud of it, but it's kinda fun. Those baby seals ain't gonna club themselves, Lincolntf

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (BK3ZS)

122 I could tear up a burrito and retried beans right now. Posted by: Weasel Retried beans ... Uh, I don't think you want to eat those.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (V3IFq)

123 115 Wow, those five point he is explaining are fabulous. I am impressed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:27 PM (kXoT0)



Yep. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (1ZOkK)

124 Whooohoooo  Spanish Fly for everyone!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (NpXoL)

125 You know Taco Bell gets a bad rap, but their bean burritos are damn good. Especially when they are scalding hot.

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (q177U)

126 96 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 04:25 PM (kdS6q) ====================== I'm betting the guy in the Mexican wrestling mask (whatever that is) is the Vox beat reporter.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (NVmJr)

127 Already coming to an end. Reasonable and calm.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (jBuUi)

128 Question for the food thread this weekend: Tacos: hard or soft?

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (Sfs6o)

129
Fun Fact via The Guardian: The reason that there is no US flag on the podium where Donald Trump and Enrique Pena Nieto will speak is because Trump is not officially representing the US government during this visit.

[pic]

twitter.com/el_reportero/status/771065157845823488

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (kdS6q)

130 The Mexican Presidentente looks flummoxed His people believed the bullshit about Trump being a lightweight.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (Gzt/W)

131 When was the last time a US president addressed Mexico as someone whose agenda is the best interests of Americans, and not that of a paternalistic globalist or an anti-American ideologue?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 11:28 AM (PL2OL)

132 And he is actually taking questions!  Bonus point to slam hillary with.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (iONHu)

133 That was pretty impressive.  And now he's going to take questions from the press whores.

"Mr. Trump, what about your GAFFES?!!!??"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (1ZOkK)

134 >>Sure, its easy to 'take care' of your people illegally in another country, when that country is paying all the bills, and all you have to do is spout your mouth off. Yep. I'm kind of surprised that Nieto was so open in admitting the illegal immigration problem. Only problem is Nieto is enormously unpopular in Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (/tuJf)

135 Now Trump is doing a press conference in Mexico. Hilly fuming.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (5wSNN)

136 Did they play "La Bamba" when el Presidente came out?

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (QM5S2)

137 123 HA! Well they do sort of look retried!

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (Sfs6o)

138 He has used the word "tremendous" about 35 times already. A little cringe-worthy, but Trump's gotta Trump.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:29 AM (jBuUi)

139 President Trump. I'm liking the sound of that more and more.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (/zyrl)

140 Yuuge ! And smart politics, too. Please, please, please #NeverHillary !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (Z8DIA)

141 114 Only Trump can go to Mexico. Shades of Trick Dick! The Shrillster will claim she virtually visited Mexico prior to The Donald... and she's got a raging case of the sharts to prove it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (BK3ZS)

142 "Pena Nieto" means little dick, doesn't it?

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (8ZskC)

143 The timing on this is good too. We aren't quite into the holiday weekend. Everyone will see this and it will be the last political thought they really have on their mind for a few days. A lot of summer barbecues are going to have discussions about Trump, Fox, Weiner, Benghazi, Emails. Nothing positive for the Clintons. And then...ad blitz.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (1H9ox)

144 Would you believe that this is the fault of Vladimir Putin?......shit....brb

Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (326rv)

145 The bank of reporters now on camera, looking freaked out and antsy and hyperventilating. Sweet!

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (jBuUi)

146 Is it just my speakers or is it basically impossible to hear the questions being asked?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

147 "We will keep the tacos and tamales, but you can take back your fucking refried beans".

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (Fmupd)

148 Yep. I'm kind of surprised that Nieto was so open in admitting the illegal immigration problem. Posted by: JackStraw --- Last time I checked, remittances into Mexico from Mexicans out of country were that country's third largest source of income.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (7ZVPa)

149 Are any happy looking donkeys there?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (3myMJ)

150 The Beast is in a drunken stupor. Barry is on the golf course or at a bath house. Trump is in Mexico with the Mexican president . And the MFM will tell us that Trump doesn't have what it takes to be president

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:30 AM (auHtY)

151 note to Hillery Clinton: Trump is taking questions from the press. You might want to tune in and see how it's done.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (2JQBv)

152 Are any happy looking donkeys there? Those are all in Tijuana

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (Gzt/W)

153 107 I could tear up a burrito and retried beans right now. Throw in a taco and make it a #4. Posted by: Weasel ------------- And flan for dessert. I am really craving a good, authentic flan right now...

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (yDUev)

154 The thing with Trump is, like him/love him/hate him, you have to watch him with one eye (at least) covered, like a horror movie. You have no idea what's lurking behind the next corner.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (TOk1P)

155 >>>Tacos: hard or soft? YES

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (q177U)

156 He is going to have Air Trump reupholstered while he's there.
Diamond Tuck ese!

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (QM5S2)

157 Would you believe that this is the fault of Vladimir Putin?......shit....brb Posted by: potatoes (au gratin) at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (326v) No doubt the previous thread is being shit all over now that the Adults are over here. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:31 AM (Ozsfq)

158 Tacos: hard or soft? .... I wouldn't say they excite me.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (1H9ox)

159 A place near us makes tableside quacamole.  I'm craving some right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (1ZOkK)

160 135 >>Sure, its easy to 'take care' of your people illegally in another country, when that country is paying all the bills, and all you have to do is spout your mouth off. Yep. I'm kind of surprised that Nieto was so open in admitting the illegal immigration problem. Only problem is Nieto is enormously unpopular in Mexico. Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 04:29 PM (/tuJf) Why wouldn't he openly admit it? Their government has put out comics to help people illegally enter the US and remain hidden.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (z/Ubi)

161 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (kXoT0)

162 I LOVE this country!! Especially those little candies you make!! What, the Hot Tamales? I mean, come on, everyone loves those!! They're delicious!

Posted by: Trump Being Bigly at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (Oy7w+)

163 The MSM wanted this trip to be an embarrassment they could cluck over and instead it's looking like a home run.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (NVmJr)

164 He's 'taking care of Mexican people' who send billions home out of our economy here. Some 'taking care.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (+wjl1)

165
"They are amazing people - amazing people," Trump said of Mexicans living in the United States, particularly the ones who work for the Trump Organization. "Im proud to say how many people I employ".

"Mexicans are just beyond reproach," Trump said. "Spectacular, spectacular and hardworking people."



Trump gonna Trump.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (kdS6q)

166 Will Hillary go to Chipotle for dinner in response to Trump going to Mexico?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (wrS2o)

167 I think that was a home run for Trump

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (Ozsfq)

168 108 Jesus, it's like Trump is already President. Donald's taking advantage of Hillary's low profile to do everything presidential. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 04:26 PM (+wjl1) Yep. It seems there are only a couple possibilities: 1. She thinks she has it in the bag, and can go into Witness Protection and just phone it in from here. 2. Internal polls indicate that voters like her the less they see of her. 3. She really IS in crappy health, and can't manage to do much more. What does The Horde think? I almost added #4 - she's waiting for the other shoe to drop re the emails - but I don't see that as providing motivation to stand down from campaigning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:32 AM (SRKgf)

169 155 The thing with Trump is, like him/love him/hate him, you have to watch him with one eye (at least) covered, like a horror movie. You have no idea what's lurking behind the next corner. Posted by: BurtTC Sadly, I must concede that I agree with you. One is always on edge hoping that the gaffe-o-tine blade doesn't fall.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (jBuUi)

170 162 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up!


That's the second time he mentioned inviting the Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (1ZOkK)

171 You guys are killing me with the comments..trying not to laugh too loud in my office

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (a0IVu)

172 I like to start Soft. Then I end Hard.

Posted by: Taco Fucker at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (LEJHr)

173 132 When was the last time a US president addressed Mexico as someone whose agenda is the best interests of Americans, and not that of a paternalistic globalist or an anti-American ideologue? Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 04:28 PM (PL2OL) Not since Major General Winfield Scott and R.E. Lee took a tour of the country? Since Pershing went to play some Blackjack?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (t06LC)

174 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up! Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (kXoT0) Heh. Hillary heard there would be stairs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (8ZskC)

175 And...it's over. No gaffes! Whoopee!

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (jBuUi)

176 Will Hillary go to Chipotle for dinner in response to Trump going to Mexico? Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (wrS2o) No unless she wants the runs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (Ozsfq)

177 136 Now Trump is doing a press conference in Mexico. Hilly fuming ------------------------------------------------------ Hilly won't even do one here.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (NVmJr)

178 Remember Jake's "sell me your children" bit?

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (qul7b)

179 >>>Tacos: hard or soft?

Why not both?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (WuRdh)

180 I gotta tell you, Bannon must be smiling a lot these days.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (LZgs/)

181 well, that was a quick press conference...
I agree with Varney that things seemed to have have pretty well between presidente and future president.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (2JQBv)

182 We shall strike de pinata! Posted by: El Presidente de Guapo at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (8ZskC) Joey Biden: Is that one the boats that Columbo came to America in? He discovered America and then became a detective. Gosh, I loved that show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (auHtY)

183 Great job, Donald, advantage Trump.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (kXoT0)

184 Live stream or comments?

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 11:33 AM (6IPEM)

185 Starting to look like Rudy is pushing for the AG slot or some other big time appointment. He has taken fat boys job of being Trump's toady.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

186 is trump going to make mexico great again now?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (cJrMO)

187 The Beast is in a drunken stupor. Barry is on the golf course or at a bath house. Trump is in Mexico with the Mexican president . And the MFM will tell us that Trump doesn't have what it takes to be president Posted by: TheQuietMan What about me? The foreign policy whizz kid? I went to Turkey to kiss the ass of the current dictator on his purge/coup, and viola! He's attacking our Kurdish allies!! What?

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (326rv)

188 note to Hillery Clinton: Trump is taking questions from the press. You might want to tune in and see how it's done. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 31, 2016 04:31 PM (2JQBv) Tune in? Like a fish?

Posted by: Hillory at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (TOk1P)

189 aaaaaaanndd, Trump outperforms expectations and sh*tlords all present


while Hillary changes her colostomy bag///

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (/542q)

190 Make Mexico Grande Again!!!

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (1H9ox)

191 Know what?  He did a better job than blathering Barry with his nose in the air. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (1ZOkK)

192 2. Internal polls indicate that voters like her the less they see of her. 3. She really IS in crappy health, and can't manage to do much more. What does The Horde think? Combo of 2 + 3

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (Gzt/W)

193 La Times tomorrow, Trump up 8 points.

Posted by: redenzo at August 31, 2016 11:34 AM (5wSNN)

194 Overall, a plus for Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (hdpay)

195 Last time I checked, remittances into Mexico from Mexicans out of country were that country's third largest source of income. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 04:30 PM (7ZVPa) Remittances from Mexicans abroad provide more income to the Mexican economy than petroleum exports. True.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (SRKgf)

196 Trump is gonna make Quesadillas great again!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (NpXoL)

197 Good job, Donald.

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (Fmupd)

198 I wonder who will get Hillary's wrath later now that she's been upstaged by Trump. Look closely at Bubba in the next few days and check for bruising.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (zRZaJ)

199 I'm going to go to Mexico and fuck him to death!

Posted by: Garrison/Jenner 2016 at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (0mRoj)

200 HUMA! I shit 'em again! Get the Chipotle Be Gone!

Posted by: Hitlery at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (qul7b)

201 >>>Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (SRKgf) #5 She is counting on party loyalty and squishy fear of Trump to be enough to win. She's playing prevent defense.

Posted by: Trump Being Bigly at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (Oy7w+)

202 Who is this former State Department Ass...what a left wing SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (Ozsfq)

203 Heh. Hillary heard there would be stairs. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2016 04:33 PM (8ZskC Heh 2x

Posted by: Golfman at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (xdtEd)

204 Mexican Word Of The Day: "Ice Mocha". Let's see you use that in a sentence without cheating and looking at the site.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (3myMJ)

205 191 Make Mexico Grande Again!!! Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (1H9ox) Did it shrink? Is the pacific water cold or something?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (t06LC)

206 I got here late. It's all over

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (6IPEM)

207 I almost added #4 - she's waiting for the other shoe to drop re the emails - but I don't see that as providing motivation to stand down from campaigning. Posted by: Jay Guevara -- I am wondering about the next batch. Recall Pelosi came out and said they were probably Russian fakes, which means they must have some damning stuff in them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (7ZVPa)

208 We're done, boys. Now let's go catch a donkey show."

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (8ZskC)

209 "The Beast is in a drunken stupor. Barry is on the golf course or at a bath house. Trump is in Mexico with the Mexican president . And the MFM will tell us that Trump doesn't have what it takes to be president Posted by: TheQuietMan" There you have it in a nutshell. Well played. *golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 31, 2016 11:35 AM (Z8DIA)

210 another Hilly Hore on Fox, spinning like a Maytag

so sad!

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (/542q)

211 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up! Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:32 PM (kXoT0) Maybe he should have told the Beast it was going to be a fund raiser.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (auHtY)

212 My G-D the left wing spin machine is the lunatic left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (Ozsfq)

213 Ok. I'm having difficulty seeing what the Media is going to try to use from that to skewer him. But I guess that's part of the fun. Good speech. Excellent optics.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

214 What a colossal failure that was for Trump! He looked like a witless ape riding an escalator! Or a trained cat pissing in a toilet! Evan McMulligan - call your travel agent. Our man is on his way!

Posted by: National Review, the Weekly Standard and Commentary at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (PL2OL)

215 "Why Trump's visit to Mexico is a big nothingtacoburger...an infographic."

Posted by: El Voxo at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (1H9ox)

216 38 I hope Trump brought some taco bowls. Posted by: Vashta Nerada Bringing back a plane full of Mexican pharmacy antibiotics, cans of R-12 refrigerant and boxes of 75 watt incandescent light bulbs. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (kdS6q) 100 watt. Go big or go home.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (0mRoj)

217 Who is the shrill little douche on Fox?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (1ZOkK)

218 If Trump didn't say anything outrageous this will get very little mention after 6 pm tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (z/Ubi)

219 I think Trump could win a Mexican Election.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (LEJHr)

220 I started making my own corn tortillas at home - amazingly simple-o and delicious-o.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:36 AM (Sfs6o)

221 The race is now close enough that every percentage point counts. This moved the needle AT LEAST 1.5% toward Trump. After today, the race will be just about in "too close to call" territory once again. It may take the polls two or three days to register the trend, but it's definitely going to happen.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (jBuUi)

222 And...it's over. No gaffes! Whoopee! Posted by: zombie According to the WaPo, Trump was desperate and his trip failed before he even opened his mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (Gzt/W)

223 Who is the shrill little douche on Fox? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (1ZOkK) Former Democratic State Department lucky ..He is a "person" of interest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (Ozsfq)

224 Gabe's so inscrutable... @gabrielmalor 2m They took one question. It was the exact question that could have been expected in light of Trump's prepared remarks. He fucked it up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (V3IFq)

225 Combo of 2 + 3 Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (Gzt/W) Agree with this.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (KUaJL)

226 193 2. Internal polls indicate that voters like her the less they see of her. 3. She really IS in crappy health, and can't manage to do much more. What does The Horde think? Combo of 2 + 3 Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2016 04:34 PM (Gzt/W) That's kind of my take too. Evidence for #2: it's often been noted that her poll numbers drop the more she's out and about. Evidence for #3: she recently took off half a week to "rest up." In the middle of a campaign?? That's like a CPA taking off the first two weeks of April. Only exigent circumstances can justify that. Kick back AFTER the operative period, not during it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (SRKgf)

227 Need a visual of Trump One taking off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (1ZOkK)

228 Just go to Fox Business. FNC is useless.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:37 AM (NVmJr)

229 The hot Mexican babe had an Ice Mocha!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (LdMbv)

230 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up! Posted by: Sherry McEvil -- Hillary sent a pre-invoice for her usual speaking fee, and Mexico didn't have enough in their Treasury.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (7ZVPa)

231 Huma, when the plane to Mexico is ready just knock on the lid to my coffin if it's closed...

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (PL2OL)

232 218 Who is the shrill little douche on Fox?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:36 PM (1ZOkK)


Geraldo Rivera?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (I9W/6)

233
Trump suggested five points to further grow the US relationship with Mexico:

"Number one: ending illegal immigration. Not just between our two countries, but including the illegal immigration and migration from the central and south Americas."

"This is a humanitarian disaster, the dangerous trecks, the abuse by gangs and cartels, and the extreme physical dangers. And it must be solved - it must be solved quickly. Not fair."



But -- but -- he was pivoting!

Posted by: Your Totes Conservative Friends at Salem Media

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (kdS6q)

234 Neil Cavuto is back next week! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (1ZOkK)

235 81 Stupid Pixy: Deseo para impregnar su sandwich de pollo. Posted by: In Vino Veritas at August 31, 2016 04:24 PM (qul7b) You want to impregnate his chicken sandwich? The hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (0mRoj)

236 Hillary had to decline as Mexican food would've caused a colon blow that would make her diaper explode like a New Year's Eve party popper.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (lRwmz)

237 Trump is gonna make genital crabs really, really great...AGAIN!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (NpXoL)

238 2 or 3? Embrace the power of "And".

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:38 AM (NVmJr)

239 Git there firstest with the mostest Hit 'em where they ain't Well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (BK3ZS)

240 Did he punch a Mexican baby in the dick?
 
Wait, let me check the NYT homepage.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (gyKtp)

241 pin-stripe suit Lib on Fox parts his hair in the middle and takes it up the ass


quelle surprise...

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (/542q)

242 I'm not sure where you guys are getting this "Trump is slaying it" and "Shit does he look presidential" stuff.  What's this trip to Mexico going to do for his numbers?

A couple of months ago, we'd look at polls, and you optimists would say "It's too early, show me battleground state polls in September."

Well, that's fucking tomorrow.  And I have not seen one, not a single goddamned, Trump ad on television.  And every poll I've seen still puts him behind.  And FL and OH are must-wins; plus he must win one of MI or PA.  And I haven't seen him in the lead of a single poll in any of those states.  And again, I'm in Ohio, and I haven't seen one single ad for him.

So talk me off this ledge, fellers.  Convince me Trump can win.  Convince me he even wants to.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (OWWiT)

243 Who is the shrill little douche on Fox? You'll have to be more specific, Jane.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (LdMbv)

244 "Not sure what media is going to try to use from that to skewer him. " They either won't report or will say "Trump seemed flustered as he mistakenly repeated the same sentences twice." Not that they cared about Obama's "Uhhhhh...uhhhh...uhhh... okey dokey"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (6HqlZ)

245 >>>You know Taco Bell gets a bad rap... I have never gotten sick from eating at Taco Bell. Rally's, on the other hand, turns me into a Choc-Ola dispenser every time.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 11:39 AM (ppaKI)

246 (AP) Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico This was an apparent reference to Trump's hastily arranged trip to Mexico on Wednesday. The MFM will be spinning this any way the Beast wants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (auHtY)

247 Damn, I was hoping that Trump would say that unless the President of Mexico admits that the burrito is actually an American invention the wall would wrap all the way around Mexico.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (nFdGS)

248 I am wondering about the next batch. Recall Pelosi came out and said they were probably Russian fakes, which means they must have some damning stuff in them. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 31, 2016 04:35 PM (7ZVPa) Yep, makes sense. But if that's the case, then it seems more sensible either to campaign like crazy to try to build a cushion for when the emails come out, or to quit entirely. This half-assed approach leaves her vulnerable both ways.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (SRKgf)

249 Hot diggity dog, Trump's hair is not Orange, but, rather the gray that blonde folks get? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 04:17 PM (kXoT0) Yeah, he's tamed the weasel. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK) Nah. The Magic Scalp Weasel is just lying in wait.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (xxSK3)

250 Wouldn't it be hilarious if Trump started drawing Hispanic votes in bigger and bigger numbers. Already happening, IIRC.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (NVmJr)

251 Make Mexico Spain Again!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (3myMJ)

252 Oh, snap, The Mexican President just said, he invited both candidates, but, only one showed up!

I sure he was surprised as hell to find Trump was the one who accepted. I think his little stunt backfired on him.

Posted by: no good deed at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (9nt94)

253 But... did he have a visa?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (9mTYi)

254 Trump looked relatively presidential, and he didn't sound like a lunatic hater. Low bar, but he cleared it. He also put the spotlight back on immigration, while showing respect to el Presidente of Mexico. Win. Now it must be buried and never spoken of again.

Posted by: The MSM at August 31, 2016 11:40 AM (VQ+9Y)

255 optics:  Trump and Prez of Mexico side by side, riding podiums, formal and proper


Hillary drunk and wobbling, barely coherent and mostly invisible


winning!

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (/542q)

256 Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico Said the woman with the misspelled 'reset' button

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (+wjl1)

257 So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to. Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (OWWiT) You have to convince yourself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (Ozsfq)

258 Exactly what you'd expect Gabe to say, in other words.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (Z8DIA)

259 Mexico Pres. can't be that naive. He must have known a meeting would help Trump far more than Clinton (if she visits). The thing is that she's hosed now. Just like Obongo being forced by Trump to go to LA, she'll look like she was forced by Trump to go to Mexico.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (SRKgf)

260 Quien golpeó al bebé en el pene?

Posted by: Banana Splits Hombre at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (Oy7w+)

261 >>>Reaction: Trump's goal was to seem diplomatic, controlled, and blandly "normal." presidential.

FIFY.

And, yes, he succeeded.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 11:41 AM (R+30W)

262 @273: Hillary had to decline as Mexican food would've caused a colon blow that would make her diaper explode like a New Year's Eve party popper. Posted by: Landofskybluewater - - - - Oohhhhh...the visual is forever burned into my eyes!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (r65B3)

263 247 (AP) Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico ======================= Yeah- it also involves red buttons and improper translations. Duh.

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (NVmJr)

264 Is someone going to analyze Trump's remarks to make sure he's not saying one thing in English and the opposite thing in Spanglish?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (lh7g2)

265 Gabe is so predictable, as is the Nat Review crew.

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

266 So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to. Posted by: Pastafarian The national poll average is now Hillary +5, but it is currently trending toward Trump every day, bit by bit. Soon, it will be +4, then +3, then margin of error. So, he can win. At that point, it's anybody's game. One big news-cycle can swing things massively in either direction. Jump ball.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (jBuUi)

267 The hot Mexican babe had an Ice Mocha! Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (LdMbv) No, no, no my friend. Let me demonstrate: "My memory is bad because Ice Mocha lotta Weed."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (3myMJ)

268 >>>Low bar, but he cleared it. This election season, low is as high as the bar is going to get.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (ppaKI)

269 So trump has taken more questions (in Mexico) than the Smartest Vagina EVER has in over six months? leave it to Gabe, that paragon of intellectual honesty, to bitch.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (326rv)

270 Joo wan Ice Mocha joint witchew?

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (wCEn4)

271 250 AHEM!

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (Sfs6o)

272 optics: Trump and Prez of Mexico side by side, riding podiums, formal and proper Hillary drunk and wobbling, barely coherent and mostly invisible "Down goes Hillary! Down goes Hillary! Huma nowhere in sight this time!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (SRKgf)

273 Is someone going to analyze Trump's remarks to make sure he's not saying one thing in English and the opposite thing in Spanglish? Posted by: FireHorse at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (lh7g2) He's not a Palestinian?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:42 AM (Ozsfq)

274 You make your own masa? I've considered getting a press & trying it, but tortillas are cheap and plentiful around here. I kinda live on tacos. Perfect vehicle for leftovers.

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (yDUev)

275 I've had the drizzling death shits for three years!
Why should I go to Mexico???

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (QM5S2)

276 Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (3myMJ) Nice!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (wCEn4)

277 So trump has taken more questions (in Mexico) than the Smartest Vagina EVER has in over six months? GREAT POINT!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (Ozsfq)

278 CNN: In a desperate bid to restart his failing campaign, Donald Trump made the journey to Mexico today. Despite overall voter apathy about Donald Trump and his sky high negative numbers, millions of Mexicans -- targets of exportation -- watched in horror.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (ZFUt7)

279 It's not an official press conference if the band doesn't play La Cucaracha. Posted by: weft cut-loop ---------- Without a Mariachi band, it is all fake, obviously.

Posted by: Kneel deGrassy Tyson at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (9mTYi)

280 Mexico Pres. can't be that naive. He must have known a meeting would help Trump far more than Clinton (if she visits). Maybe Trump was just cheaper?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (r65B3)

281 260 Mexico Pres. can't be that naive. He must have known a meeting would help Trump far more than Clinton (if she visits). The thing is that she's hosed now. Just like Obongo being forced by Trump to go to LA, she'll look like she was forced by Trump to go to Mexico. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 04:41 PM (SRKgf) She'll show up in a Mao suit done up like a Three Amigos costume and a sombrero.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

282 Rally's, on the other hand, turns me into a Choc-Ola dispenser every time.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (ppaKI)


Then why do you keep going there?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (I9W/6)

283 247 (AP) Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico ...there's graft, serious baksheesh and influence peddling, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (BK3ZS)

284 Mexican pres. mentioned inviting the Hell Beast. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2016 04:13 PM (1ZOkK) Well, that's it then. She can't ignore, or allow Trump this coup. She'll have to visit Louisiana.

Posted by: Stickey Wicket at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (/Gfvg)

285 Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico ======================= Yeah- it also involves red buttons and improper translations. Duh. Posted by: MTF And calling a butcher a "reformer" (Assad) burning embassies lying to the families of the slain whoring out your post at the State dept the ads write themselves

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (326rv)

286 But... did he have a visa? Posted by: Mike Hammer, Doesn't need it. He has American Express.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (Gzt/W)

287 276 I've had the drizzling death shits for three years! Why should I go to Mexico??? Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (QM5S2) ========================= For an excuse?

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (NVmJr)

288 So, he can win. At that point, it's anybody's game. One big news-cycle can swing things massively in either direction. Jump ball. Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2016 04:42 PM (jBuUi) See Hillary Clinton and Woody Harrelson in..... WHITE WOMEN CAN'T JUMP

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2016 11:44 AM (xxSK3)

289 >>>Then why do you keep going there? Spring cleaning.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (ppaKI)

290 >>The national poll average is now Hillary +5, but it is currently trending toward Trump every day, bit by bit. National polls are nice. State polls in swing states are what matter. He seems to be closing some of those gaps. Or more accurately, she is sinking. I don't think her prevent defense strategy is going to work. She better figure out some way to get the momentum back or her negatives could sink her.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

291 Mexico Pres. can't be that naive. He must have known a meeting would help Trump far more than Clinton (if she visits). If he figures Trump is likely to win, he's not being naive at all; he's building a relationship to work from later. Now THAT'S smart diplomacy, assuming that that's his reasoning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (SRKgf)

292 I noticed that Nieto is growing a dark weasel on his head. Just a fact, use it as you wish.

Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (TmVQX)

293 283 Rally's, on the other hand, turns me into a Choc-Ola dispenser every time. Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (ppaKI) Then why do you keep going there? Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2016 04:44 PM (I9W/6) Colon Blow requires a prescription.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (Gzt/W)

294 if both candidates were invited, why did Hillary pass it up?


inadequate emergency supply of Depends in Mexico?

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (/542q)

295 >>>So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to. There is no spoon.

Posted by: Banana Splits Hombre at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (Oy7w+)

296 275 You make your own masa? I've considered getting a press & trying it, but tortillas are cheap and plentiful around here. I kinda live on tacos. Perfect vehicle for leftovers. Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 04:43 PM (yDUev) My quality of life improved by something like 50% when I learned how easy it is to make your own guacamole.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (KUaJL)

297 How long before the US media claims the Mexican president is a Russian agent?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (ppaKI)

298 Hillary had to decline as Mexican food would've caused a colon blow that would make her diaper explode like a New Year's Eve party popper.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (lRwmz)


Colostomy bag has a pressure relief vent.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (P/kVC)

299 267 So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to.
Posted by: Pastafarian


Several days back, zerohedge had an article and VIDEO of a leader of the Black Panther Party saying that democrats have done nothing for blacks for 54 years and blacks have fallen behind under President Obama.


He said that all blacks should look at all parties. He also mentioned that while Trump may not be the perfect vessel, he was right.


Great video. Helps me sleep a bit better....


And how many blacks are going to admit voting Republican....?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 11:45 AM (iLixi)

300 I've had the drizzling death shits for three years! Why should I go to Mexico??? Posted by: Hillary -------------- *invokes Barry White voice* Oooh, baby, baby.. come on down and see me.

Posted by: Montezuma's Revenge at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (9mTYi)

301 Malor's gotta Malor. Bless his little heart.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (wjxg5)

302 Maybe Hillary wanted to go but she is on the no fly list now.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (1H9ox)

303 >>She'll show up in a Mao suit done up like a Three Amigos costume and a sombrero. And she'll be totting a Reseto Buttono.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

304 Hillary is going to have to go on another late night talk show and open a pickle jar,damnit!

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (fA75F)

305 Malor's gotta Malor. Bless his little heart. Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (wjxg5) Why what did he say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (Ozsfq)

306 And one more time because it always makes me laugh- Obama's stuttering "Okey doke" speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FWZfj-4XKg Yes; So Trump did o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 11:46 AM (6HqlZ)

307 Dee pohzition of Mehico ezz to keel you Yonald Troomp.

Posted by: President Neato Perez at August 31, 2016 11:47 AM (4ErVI)

308 Ice mocha Marlboros?

Posted by: The Cookie Man at August 31, 2016 11:47 AM (uVtfw)

309
Unspinning GM:

Answering questions from reporters after the two addresses, Donald Trump told journalists that he and Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto did not discuss who would pay for his proposed wall.

"We're saving that discussion for a later date."



Which, given that Trump isn't President yet, sounds like the right thing to say.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:47 AM (kdS6q)

310 She'll show up in a Mao suit done up like a Three Amigos costume and a sombrero.>>>

She can cover up with a Pancho like Eastwood wore in A Fistful of Dollars.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 31, 2016 11:47 AM (wrS2o)

311 And how many blacks are going to admit voting Republican....? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (iLixi) I don't care how many admit to it, but if as little as 20% actually did vote republican, it'd be a complete game changer.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 11:47 AM (KUaJL)

312 And how many blacks are going to admit voting Republican....? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (iLixi) What they admit to in public is irrelevant; it's what they admit to in the voting booth.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:48 AM (SRKgf)

313 Colostomy bag has a pressure relief vent. Posted by: Burnt Toast ---------- Yeah, well sometimes things fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKJ7eYYm5U

Posted by: Montezuma's Revenge at August 31, 2016 11:48 AM (9mTYi)

314 that was good, I wish I was a fly on the wall at the White House and the Clintons right now.

Posted by: sypeach at August 31, 2016 11:48 AM (nyYhO)

315 Colostomy bag has a pressure relief vent. Posted by: Burnt Toast - - - - That explains the whistling sound. I thought it was a mic feedback.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2016 11:48 AM (r65B3)

316 Mexico Pres. can't be that naive. He must have known a meeting would help Trump far more than Clinton (if she visits). If he figures Trump is likely to win, he's not being naive at all; he's building a relationship to work from later. Now THAT'S smart diplomacy, assuming that that's his reasoning. Posted by: Jay Guevara The fact that he mentioned that the Hildabeast was invited and didn't show indicates that he's kinda ticked. He probably figured that he'd get her only, and he'd do his bit for her, or maybe both, and he could still score points by treating them differently. But nooooo, she treated him like she treats the MFM. No bueno.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (326rv)

317

 

 (AP) Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico
=======================

 

Duh, its mostly  about bilking foreign governments for donations to your scam foundation to curry favor

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (lKyWE)

318 Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 31, 2016 04:38 PM (lRwmz) Heh. Hamms beer. https://youtu.be/l9Bwvf9ekrw

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (hgwL9)

319 305 Hillary is going to have to go on another late night talk show and open a pickle jar,damnit! Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (fA75F) Her flunkies are probably looking for a salsa jar as we speak.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (SRKgf)

320 Just be glad Hillary is the worst campaigner in history. It's our best shot. Also, 23,000 emails, 30 about Benghazi. There's got to be a lot more dirt in there yet to surface.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (3myMJ)

321 Do any of you play piano? It seems so hard. Impossible even. One of my things to do before I die. I'm getting a free piano delivered to me within the next hour. I'm so excited!

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (6IPEM)

322 >>>So talk me off this ledge, fellers. If you're going to jump, would you mind waiting for a crowd to gather?

Posted by: Passersby on the sidewalk at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (PL2OL)

323 And how many blacks are going to admit voting Republican....? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 04:45 PM (iLixi) I don't care how many admit to it, but if as little as 20% actually did vote republican, it'd be a complete game changer. ======================== Turnout might be down among African American voters too, which is as good as voting for Trump (given historical margins).

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:49 AM (NVmJr)

324 >>Her flunkies are probably looking for a salsa jar as we speak. Tapatio is a Hot Sauce!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (LEJHr)

325 Zombie, plus 5 isn't a jump ball.  Plus 5 is a huge 100+ electoral vote blowout.  It's a mandate for The Beast.

Plus or minus margin-of-error, that's a jump ball.  He's trending better?  Well that's great, with about 9 weeks before the election.  It's like telling me that melon-sized growth on my nutsack was 0.3 inches bigger last month.

But enjoy your optimism.  Wish I had some.  I'd smoke some and make brownies with the rest.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (OWWiT)

326 I'm surprised the Hildabeast didn't go. Good tequila in Mexico City...

Posted by: Timon at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (396pH)

327 Hillary is going to have to go on another late night talk show and open a pickle jar,damnit!

Salsa Jar, pendejo!

Posted by: Hillary at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (QM5S2)

328 Hillary intends to build a border wall, too! From pickle jars, natch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (BK3ZS)

329 What they admit to in public is irrelevant; it's what they admit to in the voting booth. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (SRKgf) This is what I'm hearing from Hispanics in Denver. "It doesn't matter what is said ahead of time, when a Mexican man enters the voting booth, he's not voting for a woman to President."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (3myMJ)

330 >>Also, 23,000 emails, 30 about Benghazi. Gotta wonder if there is even one about Yoga.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (LEJHr)

331 that was good, I wish I was a fly on the wall at the White House and the Clintons right now. *so many eyes to gouge*

Posted by: fly on the wall watching Hillary! and Huma at August 31, 2016 11:50 AM (2WoCi)

332 Hillary was confused. When she heard the Mexican president had invited her to speak with him, she had her driver take her to the local Home Depot parking lot.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (lRwmz)

333 275 no - I just buy the bag of instant masa.

Posted by: Weasel at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (Sfs6o)

334 305 Hillary is going to have to go on another late night talk show and open a pickle jar,damnit!


Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (fA75F)



Twerking on SNL.


Obvious camel toe crotch shot to fake an embarrassing incident and try to show human frailty.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (iLixi)

335 "So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to. Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (OWWiT)" I think the two WI polls that confirm each other, and the general slow movement back to preconvention polling averages have me off the ledge. Plus better polls in a few other places like NC, NV, FL, PA, OH etc. There has just not been so many of them to move the averages with the national ones. I think Trump is moving back toward 25% in Nate Silver's polls only forcast, and he was sounding the alarm earlier. These are all good signs that things are moving back into play.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (Uy8SG)

336 Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico ======================= Yeah, it's more like a youtube video.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (326rv)

337 It seems that the only thing the leftards on TV can sputter out about Trump's meeting and his comments is that ...." But...but he didn't mention who was paying for the wall??" That's all they got.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (AIf5d)

338 Domo arigato, Mr. Sabato. Larry's been making the rounds claiming Hilly's a shoo-in for a while now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (+wjl1)

339 I love Larry Sabato's sideswipe at the Hellbetch, "if she visits". She'll go out to Chipotle again and order in Spanish, and that'll be as close as she gets

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 11:51 AM (NVmJr)

340 Gotta wonder if there is even one about Yoga. Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 04:50 PM (LEJHr) Well Politics is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (Ozsfq)

341 The fact that he mentioned that the Hildabeast was invited and didn't show indicates that he's kinda ticked. He probably figured that he'd get her only, and he'd do his bit for her, or maybe both, and he could still score points by treating them differently. But nooooo, she treated him like she treats the MFM. No bueno. Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (326rv) He didn't say he invited them at the same time. My guess at the chronology: Trump, being Trump and a showman, approached him about a visit. He agreed, but invited Hillary to appear even-handed, and she burned him. (Or, alternatively, he kinda indicated a lack of enthusiasm/support for her in the invitation, and she took the hint.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (SRKgf)

342 Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (OWWiT) **************** Trump is ahead 3-4 points in Florida and tied in Ohio, not behind as you asserted. If Trump wins Florida and Ohio, he needs one more to close the win assuming he keeps all the states Romney won as well. PA would put him over the top. I think those three states are going to be the clincher. Trump has to barnstorm the rust belt like no GOP has ever done before.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (LZgs/)

343 But.. but.. Hillary went to Chipotle and left a tip in the styrofoam cup.

Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (88xKn)

344 The fact that he mentioned that the Hildabeast was invited and didn't show indicates that he's kinda ticked. He probably figured that he'd get her only, and he'd do his bit for her, or maybe both, and he could still score points by treating them differently. But nooooo, she treated him like she treats the MFM. She treated him like the gardener.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (Gzt/W)

345 If an honest press actually existed in the US: "Hillary may not have been at the meeting with the Meskin president personally, but she was certainly there in spirit. By that I mean at least 14 men in the 'Meskin president's security detail are carrying M-4 carbines that were illegally smuggled over the border to Mexico by the Obama administration in the scandalous Fast and Furious Operation. You may recall the Fast and Furious Operation from our previous reportage. That failed endeavor was ginned up by Hillary's State Department working with the ATF to make it look like 'Merkin guns were flooding over the border. Over 300 'Meskin nationals and one 'Merkin border patrol agent have been murdered with these illegal weapons." *wakes up and punches self in the face*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (CS7jF)

346 Turnout might be down among African American voters too, which is as good as voting for Trump (given historical margins). Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (NVmJr) I can't help but wonder if black turnout modeling is skewing the polls and the variation we see in polling is due largely to this effect. We know that Obama had extremely high turnout among blacks, which make up 13% of the nation. If a pollster uses Obama style numbers it'll overstate the democratic advantage.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 11:52 AM (t06LC)

347 >>Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' it's the tens of thousands of miles you fly to make those Photo-Ops!

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:53 AM (LEJHr)

348 And flan for dessert. I am really craving a good, authentic flan right now... Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 04:31 PM Damn you, now I want flan too.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2016 11:53 AM (o/90i)

349 314 Colostomy bag has a pressure relief vent.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
----------

Yeah, well sometimes things fail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKJ7eYYm5U

Posted by: Montezuma's Revenge at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (9mTYi)

++++

Advice for newbies on the internet: there are some links that don't need to be clicked.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 11:53 AM (R+30W)

350 To show how much she loves hispanics, Hillary has stopped beating the gardener.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:53 AM (+wjl1)

351 Do any of you play piano? It seems so hard. Impossible even. One of my things to do before I die. ----------- Well, I'm sure that you have heard the trite old joke about the tourist visiting NYC who stops a local and asks how to get to Carnegie Hall. The local replies, "Practice, pratice."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:53 AM (9mTYi)

352
Ana Navarro*

Let's be clear, Latinos -like me- who think Trump's a bigot, unfit to be POTUS, won't be swayed by Mex trip.

*CNN paid Republican, "Ana con !Jeb!" written in black felt-tip marker on her Pee Chee folder.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (kdS6q)

353 My goodness Hillary's paid racist trolls sure are trying hard to make Ace of Spades look bad aren't they.

I have to admit they are very good at looking racist - comes from years of practice.

Posted by: [/i] [/u] [/s] [/b]An Observation at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (WIGR9)

354 So talk me off this ledge, fellers. Convince me Trump can win. Convince me he even wants to.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2016 04:39 PM (OWWiT)



Just jump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (P/kVC)

355 Advice for newbies on the internet: there are some links that don't need to be clicked. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous ------- Hey, now... I've NEVER posted a NSFW link, ever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (9mTYi)

356 >>Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' Sure. It's also millions in donations to your scam 'charity.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (+wjl1)

357 Child welfare officials are investigating Anthony Weiner in the wake of The (NY) Posts exclusive report that he sent a lewd selfie that showed his young son lying in bed next to him, sources said Wednesday. Hey what about the Bitch wife who made the decision to leave her son with a pervert?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:54 AM (Ozsfq)

358 Bringing back a plane full of Mexican pharmacy antibiotics, cans of R-12 refrigerant and boxes of 75 watt incandescent light bulbs. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 04:19 PM (kdS6q) And toilets that flush. People actually did smuggle in toilets back before the low flow toilet technology was improved.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (ozZau)

359 Trump is ahead 3-4 points in Florida and tied in Ohio, not behind as you asserted. If Trump wins Florida and Ohio, he needs one more to close the win assuming he keeps all the states Romney won as well. PA would put him over the top. I think those three states are going to be the clincher. Trump has to barnstorm the rust belt like no GOP has ever done before. Posted by: #NeverHillary Gee, wouldn't it be nice if Romney and Katshit took their act on the road again? It might help deliver Ohio. We'll see.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (326rv)

360 He didn't say he invited them at the same time. My guess at the chronology: Trump, being Trump and a showman, approached him about a visit. He agreed, but invited Hillary to appear even-handed, and she burned him. (Or, alternatively, he kinda indicated a lack of enthusiasm/support for her in the invitation, and she took the hint.) Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (SRKgf) Its possible he invited them at the same time. Trump agreed and Hillary didn't. Then it looks bad to rescind the invitation to Trump, and would probably give him even better ammunition than if the meeting took place.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (z/Ubi)

361 351 To show how much she loves hispanics, Hillary has stopped beating the gardener. Posted by: Mr. Peebles --------------------- I don't even have the nerve to Google "beating the gardener."

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (yDUev)

362 "Mexico Pres. can't be that naive."


Wanna bet?

He just bought a wall from me. It is yuuge, and classy.
Or at least it will be.

Almost forgot.
I signed him up for Trump Steaks while I was at it.

Posted by: Teh Donald at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (i5rXh)

363 Candidate who is "on their side" doesn't accept Mexican Leader's invitation. Candidate who is totes racist Mexican hater does accept. Explodin' heads in lots of places today.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (3myMJ)

364 Jeez, I really want to eat some good Mexican food now...

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

365 *Hillary & Huma walk into Wal-Mart & buy a piñata and a permanent marker* Hillary: Huma, how do you spell "reset" in Spanish?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 31, 2016 11:56 AM (lRwmz)

366 314 Yeah, well sometimes things fail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKJ7eYYm5U Posted by: Montezuma's Revenge at August 31, 2016 04:48 PM (9mTYi) That is hilarious. We need to start using dashcams in the U.S.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:56 AM (zoehZ)

367 Im of the opinion that Pennsylvania may be the most important state to win. Trump has a few other paths to victory but this seems to be the one that would seal it without having to run the tables on several light blue states with lower EVs. I'm basing on the accuracy of the Virginia polls which seems to show Virginia almost as dark blue a state as California. Otherwise Ohio, Virginia and Florida would have sealed it for Trump. Virginia is a fucking disgrace now.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:56 AM (LZgs/)

368 I really want to eat some good Mexican food now... Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (a0IVu) ??? They make good mexican food?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 11:56 AM (Ozsfq)

369 >>Do any of you play piano? It seems so hard. It's also racist. What with the segregation of the whole and half notes. Why are the black keys only worth half a note?

Posted by: BLM at August 31, 2016 11:57 AM (LEJHr)

370 Who cares about this. When will he apologize to the Khans?

Posted by: Jen Rubin at August 31, 2016 11:57 AM (OD2ni)

371 Gee, wouldn't it be nice if Romney and Katshit took their act on the road again? It might help deliver Ohio. **************** All Katshit has to do is shut the fuck up for 2 months. That's good enough stumping right there.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 11:57 AM (LZgs/)

372 >>Trump is ahead 3-4 points in Florida and tied in Ohio, not behind as you asserted The Real Clear Politics average of polls has Hillary ahead in both Florida and Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

373 I WANT FLAN! Also, several female Mexican housekeepers, age 18 - 27.5, BMI < 23, DDF, willing to learn various positions in my household...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 31, 2016 11:58 AM (qul7b)

374 And one more time because it always makes me laugh- Obama's stuttering "Okey doke" speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FWZfj-4XKg Yes; So Trump did o.k. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2016 04:46 PM (6HqlZ) That is a great video.

Posted by: JackS at August 31, 2016 11:58 AM (hgwL9)

375 This, I think, is going to be a lot bigger (dare I say "huge?") than we think.

The part about Hillary not going is very big--her health kept her from going, 100% she is not well enough to take that kind of trip.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 11:58 AM (77emZ)

376 including a guy wearing a Mexican wrestling mask... Was it Mil Mascaras?

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at August 31, 2016 11:58 AM (m40v5)

377 "170 155 The thing with Trump is, like him/love him/hate him, you have to watch him with one eye (at least) covered, like a horror movie. You have no idea what's lurking behind the next corner. Posted by: BurtTC Sadly, I must concede that I agree with you. One is always on edge hoping that the gaffe-o-tine blade doesn't fall." Yeah. Kind of like watching my kid in the school play hoping he remembers his lines. Not ideal, but the alternative is Hillary so a no brainer for me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2016 11:59 AM (OD2ni)

378 Lanny Davis is spinning like a 78 rpm record but he has nothing to work with....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 11:59 AM (AIf5d)

379 @322 I have been teaching myself piano for a little over two years and the key is to strive for consistency of playing everyday even if just 15 minutes. Another thing is to break up your daily sessions into warmup, technical exercises, sight reading, pieces and noodling. Also make sure you use a metronome so you internalize the beat and rhythm. As they say, How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, Practice, Practice.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2016 11:59 AM (wjxg5)

380 >>several female Mexican housekeepers, age 18 - 27.5, More like 18 - 22. Half life on Mexi beauty tends toward short.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:59 AM (LEJHr)

381 356 Advice for newbies on the internet: there are some links that don't need to be clicked.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
-------

Hey, now... I've NEVER posted a NSFW link, ever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (9mTYi)

++++

I wasn't so much talking about workplace standards. More like advice for peace of mind. Of course, I don't know what was there, but I thought there was enough info in the description not to click. Somethings, I don't need to see.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 11:59 AM (R+30W)

382 Clinton says diplomacy is 'more than a photo op' as Trump heads to Mexico


Yes, its dodging sniper fire and screaming ambassadors on fire to get to those sweet Clinton foundation donations.

Posted by: [/i] [/u] [/s] [/b]An Observation at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (WIGR9)

383 That is hilarious. Posted by: rickl - Yeah... ha, ha... hilarious.

Posted by: Guy driving the white SUV at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (9mTYi)

384 Trump: mr. President it is my pleasure to appear as the guest of the United States of Mexico here in the Halls of Montezuma

Posted by: Tmitsss at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (DRyxr)

385 Tea leaves, the Mexican President would not have had this meeting if Hilary was winning.

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (ngn8T)

386 Its possible he invited them at the same time. Trump agreed and Hillary didn't. Then it looks bad to rescind the invitation to Trump, and would probably give him even better ammunition than if the meeting took place. Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 04:55 PM (z/Ubi) Of course it's possible, but I think it's more likely that the idea came from Trump than from him. Whom does this visit benefit? Trump. Even if the Mexican President invites Hillary too, to appear even-handed, and she goes, the whole episode still benefits Trump first and foremost, because he's made illegal immigration from Mexico a centerpiece of his campaign. Visiting there helps to blunt the racism charges of the Left. That's why I think it was probably his idea.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (SRKgf)

387 322 Do any of you play piano? It seems so hard. Impossible even. One of my things to do before I die. I'm getting a free piano delivered to me within the next hour. I'm so excited! Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 04:49 PM (6IPEM) Musical instruments are all about muscle memory. Any musical instrument will have books of drills to help you learn. Things like scales and chords, where you just repeat the same patterns over and over again. The beautiful thing about these practice drills is that the patterns they have you repeat are the patterns which end up appearing in the actual songs, which is how people can pick up a piece of music they've never played before and play it from sight. They aren't paying attention to each individual note, any more than when you read a book you're paying attention to every letter. Playing music is very cathartic. I played violin for about 12 years through high school, and it's a great way to help clear your head. Or entertain people. Hope you enjoy it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 12:00 PM (KUaJL)

388 Is Vincente Fox writhing on the floor, foaming at the mouth and having a fit???

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 12:01 PM (a0IVu)

389 The Real Clear Politics average of polls has Hillary ahead in both Florida and Ohio. ****************** The RCP polls lags behind and uses outliers that drag down Trump's numbers. The most recent polls show Florida ahead four points in Florida and tied in Ohio.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 12:01 PM (LZgs/)

390 This, I think, is going to be a lot bigger (dare I say "huge?") than we think.

I don't know about that, but he certainly helped himself today.  He sounded like he understood what was required, and he succeeded.  That's a win for him.  He got Nieto to sign on the line which is dotted.

It still will come down to the debates, though, and fast and loose isn't the way to go about it, IMHO.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 12:01 PM (LAe3v)

391 Being in Texas I am not able to get a feel of how the election is going. I don't see any commercials from either of them and no one I make contact with in my Texas world is for Hillary except for a few wingnut relatives in Austin.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 31, 2016 12:01 PM (pnA/u)

392 358 Child welfare officials are investigating Anthony Weiner in the wake of The (NY) Posts exclusive report that he sent a lewd selfie that showed his young son lying in bed next to him, sources said Wednesday. Hey what about the Bitch wife who made the decision to leave her son with a pervert? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (Ozsfq) She could beat that kid to death with a baseball bat on live TV and nothing would happen for two reasons: 1) pussy pass and 2) she's a Clinton crime family insider.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

393 I wasn't so much talking about workplace standards. More like advice for peace of mind. Of course, I don't know what was there, but I thought there was enough info in the description not to click. Somethings, I don't need to see. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous --------- Eh. Go ahead, click it... it's harmless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKJ7eYYm5U

Posted by: Guy driving the white SUV at August 31, 2016 12:02 PM (9mTYi)

394 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 12:02 PM (m3RIE)

395 Mexico City Elevation is around 7,400 feet. Hillary would have probably required oxygen and that wouldn't have looked good.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 12:02 PM (3myMJ)

396 Poor Nieto didn't donate enough to the Clinton Foundation for an audience with Hillary

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 31, 2016 12:02 PM (swEzU)

397
Executive Summary

Of the #NeverTrump bitching at the moment on Twitter and the Feeds.

Trump was low energy and didn't get Mexico to agree to pay for The Wall, therefor he sucks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 12:03 PM (kdS6q)

398 ...clear your head. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (KUaJL) What he said.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at August 31, 2016 12:03 PM (xdtEd)

399 >>The RCP polls lags behind and uses outliers that drag down Trump's numbers. The most recent polls show Florida ahead four points in Florida and tied in Ohio. Yeah but they are all different polls with different methodology. Some favor Trump, some Hillary. I think he's still down a couple points but Hillary is doing everything in her power to lose this race.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2016 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

400 The most recent polls show Florida ahead four points in Florida and tied in Ohio. *********** Trump ahead, not Florida, lol

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 12:03 PM (LZgs/)

401 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections. Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (m3RIE) there is a guy named person for you on the yellow courtesy phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 12:04 PM (Ozsfq)

402 Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (3myMJ) Yeah. I laughed.

Posted by: Golfman at August 31, 2016 12:04 PM (nWVYQ)

403 393 358 Child welfare officials are investigating Anthony Weiner in the wake of The (NY) Posts exclusive report that he sent a lewd selfie that showed his young son lying in bed next to him, sources said Wednesday. Hey what about the Bitch wife who made the decision to leave her son with a pervert? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 04:54 PM (Ozsfq) She could beat that kid to death with a baseball bat on live TV and nothing would happen for two reasons: 1) pussy pass and 2) she's a Clinton crime family insider. Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (0mRoj) But mostly the first reason.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 12:04 PM (m3RIE)

404 nood

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 31, 2016 12:04 PM (mpXpK)

405 "I'm basing on the accuracy of the Virginia polls which seems to show Virginia almost as dark blue a state as California. Otherwise Ohio, Virginia and Florida would have sealed it for Trump. Virginia is a fucking disgrace now. Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 04:56 PM (LZgs/)" VA and CO are lost for GOP presidential hopes I think, your PA assessment is correct, but I think he's got a shot at NH, OR, NV, and IA. CT was polling weird before the Khan booby Trap. I'd like to see a new poll there, in a week or so.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 31, 2016 12:05 PM (Uy8SG)

406 Why are the black keys only worth half a note? Posted by: BLM at August 31, 2016 04:57 PM (LEJHr) It isn't really meant as a devaluation of the black keys, per se, but rather a way for the white keys to weaken the musical power of the composers who used more half notes in their compositions than was healthy. Eventually, the half note composers' works, being not as musically powerful as those of their white, whole-key composers, would fall into disfavor, and the music's equilibrium, which had been threatened with a bloody civil war that could have torn apart the entire symphonic world, would again be achieved.

Posted by: Constitutionalist Schemer from 1789 at August 31, 2016 12:05 PM (CS7jF)

407 Another thing is to break up your daily sessions into warmup, technical exercises, sight reading, pieces and noodling. And play chopsticks!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 31, 2016 12:06 PM (Gzt/W)

408 I think he's still down a couple points but Hillary is doing everything in her power to lose this race. **************************** I personally dismiss polls that show Trump down by ridiculous numbers so much that even liberals admit they're outliers. I think the crucial battleground states are currently within the margin of error. That tells me this is all going to come down to turnout, and I think that will favor Trump.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 12:06 PM (LZgs/)

409 386 Tea leaves, the Mexican President would not have had this meeting if Hilary was winning. Posted by: Jean

Oh, for Pete's sake.  Perhaps it was because Trump is the one who's made friction with Mexico his signature issue and angered the Mexican people, or perhaps both were invited and only Trump was smart enough to respond. 

But sure, it's all because the Donald is unstoppable and inevitable. 

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 12:07 PM (LAe3v)

410

 

Tea leaves, the Mexican President would not have had this meeting if Hilary was winning.

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2016 05:00 PM (ngn8T)

 

 

Maybe the Mexican President knows something about the Hispanic vote that we don't.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 12:07 PM (lKyWE)

411 402 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections. Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (m3RIE) there is a guy named person for you on the yellow courtesy phone Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2016 05:04 PM (Ozsfq Plateless SUVs and black bags to follow.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 12:08 PM (m3RIE)

412 VA and CO are lost for GOP presidential hopes I think, your PA assessment is correct, but I think he's got a shot at NH, OR, NV, and IA. CT was polling weird before the Khan booby Trap. I'd like to see a new poll there, in a week or so. ****************************** Very possible, in fact the odds are higher than it's ever been in recent history that it would wind up a tie and going to the House. A tie meaning if Trump wins OH, FL, fails to get PA, but wins Nevada, Iowa and New Hampshire, getting 269 votes. I wish Colorado were a different story, it might have been but the cruz nevertrumpers completely fucked it up for us.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 12:09 PM (LZgs/)

413

 

But sure, it's all because the Donald is unstoppable and inevitable.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

 

 

Why invite either one if Clinton is such a shoe in?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 12:09 PM (lKyWE)

414 Pep, not inevitable, but clearly Hilary isn't. If had this locked up, there is no way this meeting happens.

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2016 12:10 PM (ngn8T)

415 Any chance to deport Juan Williams?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 12:10 PM (IqV8l)

416 Why invite either one if Clinton is such a shoe in? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

I didn't say she was a shoo-in.  I said Trump wasn't.  Big difference.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 12:11 PM (LAe3v)

417 This trip will help Trump a great deal. I listen to Latino radio and CNN in Spanish and this is all they are talking about. And though my Spanish is a bit on the rusty side, it seems to have gone over well.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 31, 2016 12:12 PM (qaWk6)

418 "Mexicans are just beyond reproach," Trump said. "Spectacular, spectacular and hardworking people."
=======
That last part? Probably the best Hispanic outreach possible. That is a huge point of pride among Hispanics.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2016 12:12 PM (77emZ)

419 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (m3RIE)


If the DNC doesn't have a live one on the ballet come election day, well then the Democrats didn't run a candidate for election. It is really that simple.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 12:12 PM (P/kVC)

420 "I wish Colorado were a different story, it might have been but the cruz nevertrumpers completely fucked it up for us. Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 31, 2016 05:09 PM (LZgs/)" It's been slipping away for a while, I'm not sure it would matter, maybe it would be a little closer without that stuff. Same with VA, shifting demographics, solid blue state now, that might spit out a republican in a statewide position now and then.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 31, 2016 12:12 PM (Uy8SG)

421 That's what I said

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2016 12:12 PM (ngn8T)

422

 

I didn't say she was a shoo-in. I said Trump wasn't. Big difference.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v)

 

 

I don't remember anyone saying Trump was a shoe in.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 12:16 PM (lKyWE)

423 347 Posted by: Jollyroger at August 31, 2016 04:52 PM (t06LC) =========================== agree

Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2016 12:16 PM (NVmJr)

424 420 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections. Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 05:02 PM (m3RIE) If the DNC doesn't have a live one on the ballet come election day, well then the Democrats didn't run a candidate for election. It is really that simple. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 05:12 PM (P/ But US News reports the intelligentsia and lawyers said no election. They would not lie now would they.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 12:18 PM (m3RIE)

425 I can't help but wonder if black turnout modeling is skewing the polls and the variation we see in polling is due largely to this effect. We know that Obama had extremely high turnout among blacks, which make up 13% of the nation. If a pollster uses Obama style numbers it'll overstate the democratic advantage. ========================= Pay attention to this guy. His instincts are good.

Posted by: simplemind at August 31, 2016 12:19 PM (xVRrG)

426 Gutted on the Five just now: hey, Trump drank her milkshake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 31, 2016 12:20 PM (kTF2Z)

427 I don't remember anyone saying Trump was a shoe in. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Well, let's see.  If Hillary is a loser, and the President of Mexico invited Trump because he can see the handwriting on the wall, I'd say that's close enough.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 12:20 PM (LAe3v)

428

 

 They are preparing us for Hillary kicking the bucket and a canceling elections.


 

So dead Democrats can vote but they can't be elected to office,sounds like they're trying to disenfranchise the dead democrat vote.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 12:23 PM (lKyWE)

429 CNN: The trip was also unusual for not including his traveling press corps and coming against the advice of US diplomats.

CNN: wrote their usual snarky story about how Hillary has done all this in the past..and with her vast experience of dealing with foreign leaders,  etc, etc


Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2016 12:29 PM (hIWCG)

430 The Mexican president is obviously scared.

The media in the US must be orgasmic with a real press conference on a real issue by a candidate!!

Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2016 12:29 PM (cHuNI)

431

 

Well, let's see. If Hillary is a loser, and the President of Mexico invited Trump because he can see the handwriting on the wall, I'd say that's close enough.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

 

 

She stated she was reading the tea leaves and Trump might be winning and then you got your undies in a bunch.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2016 12:30 PM (lKyWE)

432 Logan act. I couldn't remember the name, and my google loo wasn't working. Obama should have Trump prosecuted for violating the Logan act by meeting with the President of Mexico. That would go over well.

Posted by: No Where Man at August 31, 2016 12:32 PM (lhlvB)

433 She stated she was reading the tea leaves and Trump might be winning and then you got your undies in a bunch.


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Posted by: pep at August 31, 2016 12:33 PM (LAe3v)

434 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2016 04:23 PM (iONHu) I wish it was that easy. Soros owns the vote counting machine company, right? As well as the non-surprising hack into IL and AZ.

Posted by: F.N.G. at August 31, 2016 12:41 PM (kiSdp)

435 Sabato tweet is hilarious--of course Pena Nieto knew that, so maybe Sabato needs to try and understand why he did it rather than just act shocked at how stupid the Pres. of Mexico is (which I am quite sure he isn't--stupid, that is)

Posted by: mhj at August 31, 2016 12:53 PM (FZdvr)

436 This is boring. When is weiner going to marry that porn star?

Posted by: james at August 31, 2016 12:54 PM (jxw6R)

437 Hmmmm... When I saw Trump was doing this I thought, here's a billionaire private citizen (for now, anyhow) going to visit the Mexican president. I wonder if there aren't a couple million ideas Trump could float that would move the needle his way. I'll see your pay for play foundation and I'll raise you the kind of influence an independent billionaire can buy, thank you very much. Don't hate the player, hate the game, BITCH

Posted by: deadrody at August 31, 2016 12:55 PM (fRgyI)

438 How come none of the geniuses who comment on this topic never ask the question, "If these people coming over from Mexico are so wonderful, why doesn't Mexico build a wall on its OWN, to KEEP them, instead of complain bitterly about how we don't want them?"

Posted by: Optimizer at August 31, 2016 01:31 PM (EnK/R)

439 Excellent job Donald, excellent job!

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 31, 2016 01:44 PM (Hh2mM)

440 Mex Prez Nieto sees the writing on the wall, and is a smart politician.

Figure out a way to proceed instead of digging in your heels to a losing position is intelligence in action.

All together now, say it:  President Trump.


Posted by: Average American at August 31, 2016 03:06 PM (UsCnO)

441 Will Hillary tip the taco truck guy?

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2016 03:28 PM (N0GqI)

442 El Presidente, meet the next President. Hillary was fund raising.

Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at August 31, 2016 04:04 PM (v9gSJ)

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