December 31, 2007

True Tales of Terror And Mystery, Starring Hillary Clinton
— Ace

International intrigue!

Skullduggery and daring deeds of derring-do!

Pulse-pounding suspense as a plane carrying Hillary Clinton and unfunny comic Sinbad actually has a "corkscrew" landing, thus conferring upon her real, serious foreign-policy experience!

Also starring Sheryl Crowe as Agent GX-9.

Thanks to Larwyn.

Posted by: Ace at 10:27 PM | Comments (23)
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1 It's working!!

Posted by: Chief Clancy Wiggum at January 01, 2008 12:54 AM (YacaW)

2 Shouldn't Crow's code be X - one squared (in numeric form, I can't do that on this computer). I mean, that is her superpower isn't it?
DKK

Posted by: LifeTrek at January 01, 2008 01:22 AM (obOTN)

3 Ooo, her evil counterpart is dirty finger or brown finger! Sorry, it's new years!
DKK

Posted by: LifeTrek at January 01, 2008 01:23 AM (obOTN)

4 Love that picture showing Hillary with the helmet. Say isn't that the one she borrowed from Mike Dukakes's tank shot?

Posted by: Don L at January 01, 2008 02:01 AM (P/yFI)

5

Sinbad was crying and blubbering as the plane continued it's violent death-spirel, shaking and pitching wildly, the pilots' confidence and control wavering.


"We're all gonna die!" He finally screamed, and I wondered if Ron Brown acted like that before he crashed, forcing someone to shut him up by feeding him a .45 cal lead biscuit.


I slapped him, hard, looked around at the other fearful passengers and took charge.


"Stop the waterworks, you pussies!" I shouted,  "It takes a village to land one of these mothers, and right now I'm the Chieftess in charge!"


Turning to the pilot, I stared into his frightened visage and spoke with calm resolve, "Full flaps; power down throttle setting on the number two engine, straighten us out to a 090 heading. Got it?"


He nodded affirmatively, so I sat back down and completed my notes on the S2378 indigent insurance garruntee policy legislation I was sponsoring. It would be a long trip...


- excerpt from "My Summer Vacation" by H.R.Clinton


Posted by: IQUESTIONTHE TIMING at January 01, 2008 04:54 AM (Yn8HA)

6 The dictum around the Oval Office in the '90s, she added, was: "If a
place was too dangerous, too poor or too small, send the first lady."


So Bill was capable of sound judgement on occasion.

Posted by: B Moe at January 01, 2008 05:10 AM (v6FZG)

7 This flight was seared into her memory like a hot brand on a cow.





Posted by: eman at January 01, 2008 05:33 AM (8iSfZ)

8

I once worked in an office run by a middle-aged women who had wanted, since she was a girl of 10, to lead people.  She couldn't be just laughably incompetent.  She felt compelled by her vision of leadership to impose really damaging executive decisions, sending the division into about 12 quarters of losing our asses until someone higher up the food chain became wise. 


I swear Hillary could be her sister.   If the Hildebeast is elected, I'm gonna have to find my helmet, drool cup, Haldol, and spend 4 hears in a rubber closet. 


Posted by: My Fat Ass at January 01, 2008 06:57 AM (q+HK/)

9

THANK GOD YOUR HERE!!!  Wow that was a close one man!


Fucking please


Posted by: fireman1 at January 01, 2008 07:22 AM (8m1RN)

10 I'm looking at a picture of a hero and champion  on my wall right now His name was Paul Rodgers, he was a waistgunner on a B 17 in W.W.2, fucking cow.

Posted by: fireman1 at January 01, 2008 07:28 AM (8m1RN)

11 Chelsea was a chess piece.   Bill put Hill on a flight to Bosnia.  Bill orders two F-117s to "escort" her flight.  Hill gets wind of her "escort" and knows what it means.  Hill drags Chelsea on board and makes sure Bill knows she is on the plane.

The rest is history.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2008 07:32 AM (8iSfZ)

12 Wow.  She's a hero for being a passenger on a plane.

...but GWB is a pussy for having flown a fighter.

Do I have that math right?

Posted by: Warden at January 01, 2008 07:36 AM (rZ5uY)

13

You got it, Warden.  Nothing brave about flying a first generation fighter-interceptor.  Nothing requiring brains or guts or faste reflexes.


Sheryl's main enemy are the forces of FHPC, or the Fort Howard Paper Company.


Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 01, 2008 09:36 AM (kAnhF)

14 Every pilot knows that only a broom can do a good "corkscrew" landing. ha ha ha ha me pretties

Posted by: NortonPete at January 01, 2008 10:28 AM (fVuwW)

15 This was of course after she "saw" her grandfather explore Antarctica and was with Bill Clinton as he watched churches burned in Arkansas.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 01, 2008 11:03 AM (hfyfI)

16 Go ahead and laugh, you FOOLS! But once Hillary straightens out the elections in Pakistan and saves Kenya, by using her "really cool" old- negro-guy accent, we will see who the true hero is!

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