November 28, 2014

Trouble Finding Things to be Thankful About?
— rdbrewer

At least you're not in this family. Be thankful for that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:10 PM | Comments (488)
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1 Fake.

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:12 PM (MMC8r)

2 Thankful every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 01:12 PM (F2IAQ)

3 I'll bet when the Festivus pole came out the douchebag lost some teeth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 01:15 PM (MPK82)

4 Sis is hot, though.

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

5 More booze.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2014 01:15 PM (bAGA/)

6
Well, the film maker seems chipper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 01:15 PM (NtzGn)

7 Kid hasn't figured out that the old man is carrying him with his 'job'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 01:16 PM (F2IAQ)

8
I see a second x box being destroyed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 01:16 PM (NtzGn)

9 Who's Afraid of Chad Wolfe?

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:17 PM (MMC8r)

10 Fake but accurate. I LOLd.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 28, 2014 01:17 PM (QBm1P)

11 If it's fake, they did a great job with it.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 28, 2014 01:18 PM (ND9o5)

12 Unfortunately, this is staged/fake. But as Libs would say, speaks to a greater truth, so false but true.

Posted by: Obola Guy at November 28, 2014 01:18 PM (wovOV)

13 This looks super fake. Why would adults make a video like this. I get why young idiot dudes would do something like this. Not getting why old middle aged people would do it. Maybe not everyone was in on it. The dad, son and guy recording were obviously in on it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 01:18 PM (zwdxl)

14 almost got "willowed" ...mostley

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 01:19 PM (KCxzN)

15 100% Staged.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 28, 2014 01:19 PM (nf/Xx)

16 The Halo stuff was a bit too on the nose.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 01:19 PM (zwdxl)

17 Dear Lord,

Please let this not be fake. Thank you.

PS. Also, find him a job.

Posted by: Blame Whom at November 28, 2014 01:19 PM (7wyDO)

18 It's like this every time General Tso shows up.

Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at November 28, 2014 01:21 PM (MPK82)

19 Mark Steyn filled in for Rush today and he was relentless. Best comment-Everyday is "Black Friday" in a burka shop.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 01:21 PM (NpmCj)

20 They should have been using the fancy eatin' table there in the background.  Would have been harder to turn over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_LkfsIuFw

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2014 01:22 PM (bAGA/)

21 The tragedy was that they later discovered that the turkey was pregnant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 01:22 PM (MPK82)

22 So this must be the part where they air their grievances?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2014 01:23 PM (A/e8X)

23 Thankful I live in Houston where we had the most beautiful day after Thanksgiving weather ever.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 01:24 PM (3QAtO)

24 The tragedy was that they later discovered that the turkey was pregnant. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 06:22 PM (MPK82) **** The child would have been a baste-ard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 01:24 PM (NeFrd)

25 youz americans just seen the true nature of Canuckistan-nord and the creepy, hideous, frozenfish style of conquest +the brewskis are pretty good,...muahaha
swshsssssssssss,..++

Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at November 28, 2014 01:25 PM (UFPdl)

26 Fake

Posted by: The Humpty at November 28, 2014 01:25 PM (LRXOq)

27
wow, I'm on the outside, seems real to me.  Mom crying and all.  I'm trying to figure out who is more cynical, you guys or me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 01:25 PM (NtzGn)

28 The tragedy was that they later discovered that the turkey was pregnant.

Wasn't me.

Posted by: The Chicken-Fucker at November 28, 2014 01:25 PM (MMC8r)

29 Mark Steyn filled in for Rush today and he was relentless.

He was en fuego.

Posted by: Filling in for the guy who says "en fuego" while he's on vaction at November 28, 2014 01:25 PM (ImIut)

30 Fake but funny, in a way. Kinda. Sorta. Somebody'll probably call it some artsy-fartsy "statement" about our society and try to attach some great derogatory significance to it as though Americans are somehow the bad guys when this happens everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 01:26 PM (0HooB)

31 The child would have been a baste-ard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (NeFrd)


I'm beginning to understand those "No Irish!" signs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 01:26 PM (fL/7/)

32 Go Eagles? After the shellacking they gave Dallas yesterday? FAKE.

Posted by: Emotional Support Pig [/i] at November 28, 2014 01:26 PM (zxQ4h)

33 I enjoyed the Feats of Strength.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 01:27 PM (rwI+c)

34 Irish? He looks more Cornish to me.

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun at November 28, 2014 01:27 PM (MPK82)

35 I bet the little fucker tried to tell everybody about ObamaCare.

Posted by: The Chicken-Fucker at November 28, 2014 01:27 PM (MMC8r)

36 I'm gonna say fake.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 01:27 PM (Rx8ML)

37 Sadly, my ex-GF's son was just like that. It's been about twelve years since the last time I saw him, but I bet he grew up to be a real prick.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 01:28 PM (vVSOO)

38 My family would wait until after the meal to fight. No one messes with good eats.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 01:28 PM (rwI+c)

39 At least the Eagles won.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 28, 2014 01:29 PM (EBoCD)

40 Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun at November 28, 2014 06:27 PM (MPK82)

Well played, sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 01:29 PM (fL/7/)

41 So... is it fake because someone put it on the internet and a decent person wouldn't? It seems like something that would be really difficult to stage.

Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 01:29 PM (Ek0Xs)

42 Mark was awesome today.  I listened to him for my entire drive back to Texas from Thanksgiving in northern Oklahoma.  He didn't take but what, 4 calls in 3 hours, but good grief he had me laughing... esp going off on the sheriffs' charges against guy with a banana...  goof grief.  so sad... 

Posted by: Yip at November 28, 2014 01:29 PM (84SRe)

43 If true, from what he said, then Mom must have coddled the special little snowflake.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 01:29 PM (vVSOO)

44 Am surprised the little twerker had enough strength to flip  the tables.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 01:30 PM (JO9+V)

45 Mark Steyn again- Green cards makred down to $1.99- activists still claiming discrimination.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 01:30 PM (NpmCj)

46 Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun ****

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 01:30 PM (NeFrd)

47 It was a sad scene, real or fake.

Posted by: CanaDave at November 28, 2014 01:30 PM (5Kd7z)

48 I don't care if it is fake, it makes my family look good. Actually my family leans toward non-confrontational. Our major holiday blow up was one Christmas when my brother in law said in a quiet, matter of fact voice to my overbearing sister, "You need to mind your own business." He had been putting food on my dad's plate. Dad was in his nineties and had a problem with waiting. She shut her mouth and everyone went ahead and ate as usual. That's our version of a brawl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2014 01:31 PM (A/e8X)

49 Loved it when Dad put on The Hat Of Authority

Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 01:31 PM (JO9+V)

50 I edited out the really bad parts.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2014 01:31 PM (Tu6N6)

51 I am thinking some film school student doing a project.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 01:31 PM (Rx8ML)

52 Am surprised the little twerker had enough strength to flip the tables. Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (JO9+V) The arm motions necessary are very similar to the ones he uses to jerk off truckers at the gas station for video game money.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 28, 2014 01:31 PM (10ydV)

53 I got it when the kid started being thankful for his video game. Screen damage was minimal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 01:32 PM (0HooB)

54 that was the video game temper tantrum kid....the dad took the lawn mower to his video game collection

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 01:33 PM (u8GsB)

55 The Master Chief as hero bit cemented it for me. Was thinking it was fake prior to that but yeah, then. Mom wasn't crying enough.

Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 01:33 PM (Rx8ML)

56 This is one of those things where in the middle of one, Jimmy Kimmel walks in.  Bank on it.

Posted by: CausticConservative at November 28, 2014 01:33 PM (gT3jF)

57 If they wanted a capper, it should have been the sound of a chainsaw being started upstairs...

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

58 OK, Fargo is tonight's movie See you on the ONT

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 01:33 PM (KCxzN)

59 Was waiting to hear the Beta Male video game nerd shout this --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftXKC_WpJ8

Posted by: jpcuva78 at November 28, 2014 01:34 PM (n/JT6)

60 This kid makes some decent videos about modern society. Yes, completely staged but points out the sad realities of our modern culture. No job, college debt, video game addiction, etc. Funniest one was when his "dad" ran over all his video games with the riding lawn mower. Comedy gold. He definitely has a "schtick."

Posted by: FredB at November 28, 2014 01:34 PM (8vJSA)

61 The guy filming was "young", like an older brother or cousin. He did seem to think it was funny. So... half the kids are elsewhere and family are in other states and we had my friend over and we all ate our actual Turkey dinner in front of the big screen TV watching Captain America... and then Thor while we had pie... and then popcorn while watching the Avengers. Granted, by the time we got to the Avengers it was just me and my friend.

Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 01:34 PM (Ek0Xs)

62 I'm thankful most days.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 01:34 PM (y2suD)

63 I'm thankful I don't have to deal with that little bastard. I'd be kicking his ass not-stop.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 28, 2014 01:34 PM (go5uR)

64 Yup, needed to be put at the kids table. It has an attitude not an age criterion.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 28, 2014 01:35 PM (0atFl)

65 I'm so cynical but yeah, I think it looks staged, also.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at November 28, 2014 01:35 PM (DNpio)

66 The child would have been a baste-ard. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (NeFrd) Maybe he should've flown the coop

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 01:36 PM (y2suD)

67 CausticConservative at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (gT3jF) hmmmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 01:36 PM (u8GsB)

68 Mark Steyn again- Green cards makred down to $1.99-activists still claiming discrimination. Posted by: Ben --------------- Any form ID (especially one that costs $1.99) is racissssst.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 01:36 PM (F2IAQ)

69 Later y'all! Enjoy your leftover turkey sandwiches one and all. Back on the diet starting tomorr... er ... Monday! Endeavor to persevere

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 01:37 PM (NeFrd)

70 Okay so it's video from a known source... I can buy "staged" then.

Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 01:37 PM (Ek0Xs)

71 I'm so cynical but yeah, I think it looks staged, also.

They're delivering lines.

And there's very little reaction from the non-speaking roles.

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:37 PM (MMC8r)

72 Feats of Strength!!!!

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at November 28, 2014 01:38 PM (DNpio)

73 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE dad destroys video games same kid

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 01:38 PM (u8GsB)

74 You can call it fake if you want, but...

...would you punch a whole in that wall-board with your fist for 'art'?

Ponder that, fellow morons...

(And no, Valu-rite as a strength addy is not permitted.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 01:38 PM (/mTq0)

75 I'm pretty blessed at present. I have some minor stress of horses not in perfect health and the big one of feeling like the commies are tearing down our country. And its a bit ironic that I care so much, I don't have kids and its probably not going to collapse to full road warrior level in my lifetime. meanwhile I know many libs with kids who think they care. Some are ignorant of the harm the proggie fixes do; several are selfish dweebs who would never roll up their sleeves, or defer any desire of their own to help someone else, its all lip service of 'caring'.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 28, 2014 01:39 PM (7w/kf)

76 For some reason, I found having dinner in the basement depressing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 01:39 PM (F2IAQ)

77 'Night Seamus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 01:39 PM (0HooB)

78 Sis is hot, though.

 

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (MMC8r)

 

 

Yes.  Very perky "tracts of land."

Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 01:40 PM (JO9+V)

79 Is that the same kid whose father lawn-mowered his video game cartridges?

Posted by: Corona at November 28, 2014 01:42 PM (fh2Y7)

80 Mark Steyn 3- Mexicans can send as many remittances as they want to Mexico but if you,as an American citizen want to send money to your family in a foreign country- no can do.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 01:42 PM (NpmCj)

81 I love Steyn. He should have his own show.

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 01:43 PM (sj3Ax)

82 Is that the same kid whose father lawn-mowered his video game cartridges?

Cartridges? 

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:44 PM (MMC8r)

83 For some reason, I found having dinner in the basement depressing.

Before my grandmother passed, we'd have 30-40 people at her house.  Food in the kitchen, grown women in the dining room, everyone else in the basement.  No food in her parlor--if you needed a cookie, you sat at the kitchen table and ate it like a civilized human being.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 01:44 PM (ImIut)

84 Now I need a cookie.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 01:45 PM (ImIut)

85 No food in her parlor--if you needed a cookie, you sat at the kitchen table and ate it like a civilized human being. Posted by: HR -------------------- As it should be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 01:46 PM (F2IAQ)

86 The way to trash game discs is to microwave them.

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:46 PM (MMC8r)

87 Here's his channel... watch, and you decide.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMz7JFeTmiO2oJgtmYhpUmQ


Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 01:48 PM (/mTq0)

88 it's a skit......mcjuggernuggets film school graduate

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 01:48 PM (u8GsB)

89 Yes, same kid who got his games run over by dad on the mower. Lots of YouTube hits. Hysterically funny. He's a good actor, had me fooled it was real for a while.

Posted by: FredB at November 28, 2014 01:48 PM (8vJSA)

90 Sounds like one of them anti-government Tea Party types for sure with all that drum-circlin' they do!! David Burge retweeted Sarah Wells @SarahWW 12m Austin shooter: "He felt at home in drum circles." http://t.co/f3qS3pT9xV

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 01:48 PM (zwdxl)

91 See, this is what happens when you don't stick to your Think Progress talking points. Always use the material provided by the pros, don't try to wing it on your own, it's not as easy being an asshole as it looks.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 28, 2014 01:48 PM (KAmzK)

92 Ah, I knew the kids look familiar.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 01:49 PM (zwdxl)

93 Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 06:43 PM (sj3Ax) I liked it when he said that the INS officials told him (Steyn) that it would take him ten years to become a naturalized citizen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 01:49 PM (fL/7/)

94 Ha HA funny pajama boy. The big story is the Iggles slice the Cockroaches 33-10.

Posted by: redenzo at November 28, 2014 01:50 PM (WCnJW)

95 Is this a real family or some made up show?

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 01:50 PM (btTLZ)

96 87 -- --- -- True, but a couple of passes with a big-ass zero turn mower would be kinda final as well...

And far more satisfying I might add... looking at it from the father's POV.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 01:51 PM (/mTq0)

97 If fake, the reaction to bring recorded deserves an Oscar.

Posted by: ghost at November 28, 2014 01:51 PM (4haJX)

98 @82 Carol , Mark is like an apertife, to be enjoyed after the standard fair.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 01:51 PM (NpmCj)

99 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:46 PM (F2IAQ) Informal in the kitchen, formal in the dining room, no food elsewhere in the house were Grandma's rules!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 01:51 PM (fL/7/)

100 I call post-modern, deconstruction, artsy, film school BS on this. Still funny.

Posted by: USA at November 28, 2014 01:52 PM (m8hf7)

101 My grandma's rules were keep your yap shut during Jeopardy and none of that lite beer shit.

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

102 Mrs. AJPSfM's brother and mother would be like this. We had her family over for Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday since my mother and sister were taking us out for lunch on Thursday. Her mother proceeds to tell her that if she had known that we were doing seperate Thanksgivings that she would have gone out of town to have Thanksgiving with friends of theirs. Her brother? Called to say he was "running a little late". 48 hours later, he still hasn't shown up or returned my father in law's phone calls.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 28, 2014 01:55 PM (+Fae7)

103 Later that night, he stabbed all of the family members to death.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 01:56 PM (sdi6R)

104

Gotta be fake.

 

In real life, the Dad would've been sitting on that kid, pounding his face.

And the other people at the table would've been kicking him, too.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2014 01:56 PM (aaUQr)

105 I'm not so sure it's fake. I've certainly seen people act like complete dicks at family gatherings. The worst was when I went with a friend to her family's place in Hershey, PA for Thanksgiving. Big Irish family and everybody was three sheets to the wind by the time dinner was served. It was like being trapped in a Eugene O'Neill play - they were bringing up 30 year old grudges. I was sitting next to an aunt who started crying because her mother gave her sister a doll for her 10th birthday and all she got on her birthday was a 10 cent holy card (for you Prods and Jews, holy cards are like Catholic baseball cards. They have pictures of Jesus and Mary and saints on one side and prayers on the other. They used to be more common than they are now.) She was about 55 at that time and crying about holy cards. At that point, I considered leaving and, since we had driven up to Hershey in my friend's car, walking back to DC. Instead, I poured myself another drink and just sat back and watched the carnage. All hardcore Dems. And probably Eagles fans too.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 01:56 PM (+XMAD)

106 It's the same family from the When Pops ran over all his video games. It's totally Staged

Posted by: Zakn at November 28, 2014 01:58 PM (ec1Ol)

107 I must say this post is really making me think my family has not done such a bad job for the past three or four generations, of course that fourth generation still has a lot of time to royally kcuf it up!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 01:59 PM (fL/7/)

108 Yeah, the young kid is the brains behind these vids, gets his family to play along.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 01:59 PM (zwdxl)

109 Well. That went well.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i] at November 28, 2014 02:00 PM (oKE6c)

110
This video is more fake than my tits!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 02:02 PM (3/wAJ)

111 And that one kid? Ole shit for brains? Looked just like Pajama Buoy without the onesie and a cup of cocoa. The absolute rage he must feel after being so thoroughly dissed on the interwebs.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 02:02 PM (vVSOO)

112
I made a video, but it wasn't on Thanksgiving, but it did have a turkey named Bush. 

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at November 28, 2014 02:05 PM (3/wAJ)

113 All humor is based on some truth, IMHO. In this case, a sad situation makes for sad humor. Not a fan, but I imagine somebody likes it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 02:06 PM (0HooB)

114 it's completely and totally fake.....the guy has a youtube channel he's a film school graduate....and gamer....it's what he does for a living....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 02:06 PM (u8GsB)

115 mcjuggernuggets https://www.youtube.com/user/McJuggerNuggets

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 02:07 PM (u8GsB)

116 Paris got a boob job?

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 02:07 PM (sj3Ax)

117 "86 No food in her parlor--if you needed a cookie, you sat at the kitchen table and ate it like a civilized human being.
Posted by: HR
--------------------

As it should be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:46 PM (F2IAQ)"



What a horrible family.  My grandmother's rules were:  You can play with your grandfather's stuff (my late grandfather had been a cop so the stuff was night sticks, saps, a black jack and a short wooden stick filled with lead as well as a device called a claw) as long as there is no crying unless there is blood or a broken bone.



And none of you kids ever, EVER spill one of the grown ups' drinks.



Good times.  Good times.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 28, 2014 02:08 PM (PD6iL)

118 I was kinda enjoying that until the Go Eagles! bullshit. What kind of immature turd ruins everyone's holiday like that? Oh yeah.... a liberal

Posted by: wiserbud at November 28, 2014 02:08 PM (5UYtO)

119
Daddy gifted me a boob job after the won the OJ case. 

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 02:08 PM (3/wAJ)

120 115 it's completely and totally fake.....the guy has a youtube channel he's a film school graduate....and gamer....it's what he does for a living.... Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training Gamer? Where does he come down on gamer Gate?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 02:10 PM (y2suD)

121 "Instead, I poured myself another drink and just sat back and watched the carnage.

...

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 06:56 PM (+XMAD)"



That's the spirit!

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 28, 2014 02:12 PM (PD6iL)

122 121 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 07:10 PM (y2suD)

He knows where his pajamas are buttered...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:12 PM (/4AZU)

123 I'm thankful that the remainder of my Northern Va taxes won't go to the stupid streetcar idiocy. Oh, and there was never a conspiracy to ditch 'Em - just a crappy PBS special a few years ago....

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 28, 2014 02:13 PM (CY8ZR)

124 Professor Cornel West appeared on CNN International this afternoon to give his take on Ferguson, and said right at the outset, "Ferguson signifies the end of the age of Obama. It's a very sad end. We began with tremendous hope and we end with great despair."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 02:18 PM (e8kgV)

125 Ben Had, I guess you are right about Steyn. I think he's Rush's permanent guest host.

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 02:18 PM (sj3Ax)

126 124 Posted by: anon a mouse at November 28, 2014 07:13 PM (CY8ZR)

There was a conspiracy fueled by the denizens of the Dark Lord Cthulu led by Bob the nega priest to drive a dagger through the heart of the noble vehicle of the brave Donk Knight Rooseyvelt....

it was pretty fuckin' epic actually...

//Sven
Initiate of the 37th Circle
Beagle of the Northern Light

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:19 PM (/4AZU)

127 126 Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (sj3Ax)

Steyn should have his own show...

funniest fella on the intrawebz

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:20 PM (/4AZU)

128 Couldn't stand to watch enough to think it was fake. Annoying little shitweasel.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 02:21 PM (Ua6T/)

129 I try to say something I am thankful for every morning when I wake up. I figure it has to sort of even out how I act the rest of the day. In other news the cop in Austin shot the psycho one handed whilst holding the reins of two horses. Oh Texas.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 02:21 PM (tjQsL)

130 Was that before or after the volcano scene?

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 28, 2014 02:22 PM (CY8ZR)

131 In other news the cop in Austin shot the psycho one handed whilst holding the reins of two horses. Oh Texas.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:21 PM (tjQsL)


God Bless Texas!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 02:22 PM (fL/7/)

132 130 Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:21 PM (tjQsL)

Texas indeed majesty...

criminals need put down..... red, yellow, black or white they are scumballs in his sight...Sam Colt slew the assholes of the world...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:23 PM (/4AZU)

133 Fake.  Same Dad and Son where Dad takes rider mower to little asshole's 50+ video games because..."no job."   Co-asshole brother films that too. 

Posted by: eueka! at November 28, 2014 02:24 PM (Zbknu)

134 Steyn has a way of mocking all the bullshit but Angelina Jolie is contemplating a career in politics.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 02:24 PM (UgPlq)

135 125 Professor Cornel West appeared on CNN International this afternoon to give his take on Ferguson, and said right at the outset, "Ferguson signifies the end of the age of Obama. It's a very sad end. We began with tremendous hope and we end with great despair."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (e8kgV)


For some values of "we." Other values of "we" knew this would end in great despair from the get-go.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i] at November 28, 2014 02:24 PM (oKE6c)

136 I am so sorry I watched that. I am so sorry that was filmed. I am so sorry that was put up on you tube. Everything about that is horrible. Just awful. Awful

Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 02:25 PM (zOTsN)

137 Rats. FB already took down the Austin shooters page.


Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 02:25 PM (6yehy)

138 135 Steyn has a way of mocking all the bullshit but Angelina Jolie is contemplating a career in politics. Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (UgPlq) __________________ Damn I bet she would cut her boobs off to be a senator. Nah, her left nut?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 02:25 PM (WNERA)

139 135 Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (UgPlq)

Why not?

If she has the balls to face the dirt machine the studios have on her without a doubt I'd send her a few grand...

we seem to as a nation have evolved past that whole "qualification" bullshit...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:25 PM (/4AZU)

140 120
Daddy gifted me a boob job after the won the OJ case.
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (3/wAJ)




How is that different from being given one?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i] at November 28, 2014 02:26 PM (oKE6c)

141 Is it fake? Oh I hope so. This is a bit too close to home. I remember seeing my family get in a fight at my confirmation. As I was up at the alter. So bad.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 02:26 PM (zOTsN)

142 138 Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (6yehy)

Which tells you homeboy was probably a moonbat....

zap me a name and I'll try to work my magic.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:26 PM (/4AZU)

143 we seem to as a nation have evolved past that whole "qualification" bullshit...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (/4AZU)


Hey, man, like we're all, like, equal and shit, you know!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 02:28 PM (fL/7/)

144 Thankful for my gf, good health, low energy prices, flu shots, Aldi's, free open software.

Posted by: gp at November 28, 2014 02:28 PM (mk9aG)

145 137 I am so sorry I watched that. I am so sorry that was filmed. I am so sorry that was put up on you tube. Everything about that is horrible. Just awful. Awful Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN) It was fake. That's been well established. Tantrum guy has a whole YouTube page of stuff like that. I never heard of it either.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 02:29 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 02:29 PM (6yehy)

147 24 Thankful I live in Houston where we had the most beautiful day after Thanksgiving weather ever. Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (3QAtO) 65 and partly cloudy here in Denver, with the most amazing cobalt blue sky with pink clouds at sunset.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 28, 2014 02:30 PM (+fl1p)

148 Thankful for my gf, good health, low energy prices, flu shots, Aldi's, free open software.

Posted by: gp at November 28, 2014 07:28 PM (mk9aG)


I have plans to "fundamentally" transform five of those!

Posted by: Emperor Barky I at November 28, 2014 02:31 PM (fL/7/)

149 Art or no there's no cause for wasting perfectly good pie. That will get you a good garotting at my house.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 28, 2014 02:31 PM (puS7T)

150 http://tinyurl.com/pkgqj6m


Here's a bing of the guy's images....

he is dressed like a pirate and a showgirl...

I'm thinking he ain't necessarily one of ours...

http://tinyurl.com/o7qckdw

here's a pic of him w/two bowie knives.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:31 PM (/4AZU)

151 148 24 Thankful I live in Houston where we had the most beautiful day after Thanksgiving weather ever. Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (3QAtO) Yep. Now off to eat Mexican food with my friend of 45+ years and our kids. So much to be thankful for.

Posted by: USA at November 28, 2014 02:32 PM (m8hf7)

152 I can't tell you how relieved that makes me. some people do live like this. I grew up in a family like that. I remember a Christmas where my aunt started telling us kids how my grandparents would beat my father. Which he had never told us

Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 02:32 PM (zOTsN)

153 I've got leftover lasagna.  Any takers? 

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 02:32 PM (64d6n)

154 I don't know if fake or not, but, I'd like to punch that little dick right in the face either way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 02:33 PM (P1oZa)

155 Jolie- any guess to which state she would pick. I don't  think we have devolved to picking  representatives from France yet.  I think her head is in the right place but how does she avoid the carpetbagger taint?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 02:33 PM (UgPlq)

156 I was listening to Steyn today when he was going over the banana story. My 10 year old son is listening wide-eyed, turns to me and says "Is this news for morons?". I said no, and he goes "This is great! Can we keep listening?" LOL

Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 02:33 PM (KAmzK)

157 I've got leftover lasagna. Any takers? I'll take 2 helpings.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 02:34 PM (9vrWU)

158 It was gorgeous in houston today. Perfect

Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 02:34 PM (zOTsN)

159 125-what did Cornel West want as a result? What would have made that situation better? Indicting a man on false charges? Disregarding truth to appease an angry mob? how the hell is that better than what happened? Whatever happened to the liberal view that it's better for a guilty man to go free, rather than have an innocent man receive the death penalty? And Happy day after thanksgiving y'all. My family was lovely-we had a wonderful day with a dear friend who brought homemade truffles, and my cornbread dressing kicked ass. We are slowly enjoying the abundant leftovers, and thanking God that we have them. Praying for those who do not, and looking for ways to help that. All in all, a tremendous thanksgiving.

Posted by: Moki at November 28, 2014 02:34 PM (bAB8f)

160 Ricardo, Everywhere you look, it isn't just from Obama, it is in the communities, the families. I'm mostly grateful I'm not a part of it.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 02:34 PM (WNERA)

161 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (e8kgV) For some values of "we." Other values of "we" knew this would end in great despair from the get-go. Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (oKE6c) That Urkel's presidency would be a disaster was a forgone conclusion; the rest is just quibbling about the magnitude of said disaster.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 28, 2014 02:35 PM (+fl1p)

162 I'll take 2 helpings.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (9vrWU)




*Shoves through USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 02:35 PM (64d6n)

163 " Everything about that is horrible."


Yes, it is.  You can't just sit down, shut up, and, enjoy a meal for 15 minutes?  Why is that so hard? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 02:35 PM (P1oZa)

164 138 -- GMB -- Hmm... wonder how long they left Michael Brown's page up.

"Pants Up... Don't Loot!"

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 02:36 PM (/mTq0)

165 *sidles over to Vendette* Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 02:36 PM (tjQsL)

166 Your story gives me (faint) hope in These Troubled Times, weirddave.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 28, 2014 02:37 PM (go6ud)

167 Thanks Vendette.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 02:37 PM (9vrWU)

168 *Shoves through USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:35 PM (64d6n)


Got any left?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 02:38 PM (fL/7/)

169 1066, sounds awesome for Denver this time of year. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 02:38 PM (P1oZa)

170 Use your old VCR it has room for a whole sammie, or a healthy servings of lasagna.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 02:39 PM (WNERA)

171 Sorry, Teen Angel, but you make you look stupid i. Front of the family.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:41 PM (1hy/q)

172 What was on the shooters facebook page

Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 02:41 PM (zOTsN)

173 Nice day to-day: http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=03102

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 28, 2014 02:41 PM (MbqmP)

174 Sock_rat, I am trying. Big's conservative inoculation is weakening in the face of the SJW types he's surrounded himself with. It's weird. He was mad as fuck about the Wilson no bill, but also said this week "You can't really trust 90% of the "facts" that feminists cite, if you look them up they're false". I've created a political schizophrenic.

Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 02:42 PM (KAmzK)

175 Daddy gifted me a boob job after the won the OJ case.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (3/wAJ)

 

Your daddy had nothing to do with the OJ case. Maybe you don't know who you are. Have you ever seen your boobs?

Posted by: Robert Kardashian at November 28, 2014 02:43 PM (nFdGS)

176 175 Sock_rat, I am trying. Big's conservative inoculation is weakening in the face of the SJW types he's surrounded himself with. It's weird. He was mad as fuck about the Wilson no bill, but also said this week "You can't really trust 90% of the "facts" that feminists cite, if you look them up they're false". I've created a political schizophrenic. Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 07:42 PM (KAmzK) LOL, most of them are like springs they return to their normal settings when the pressure is off.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 02:44 PM (WNERA)

177 I'm thankful that there is an auction near our home every Friday evening and I can take part in free-wheeling and unbridled capitalism when there (except for the friggin' PA sales tax, of course).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:44 PM (1hy/q)

178 Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:36 PM (tjQsL)



*Shoves lasagna through the USB port*



Got any left?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:38 PM (fL/7/)



Yup!


*Shoves more lasagna through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 02:45 PM (64d6n)

179 175-your 10 year old son said that? That's really, really advanced critical thought for that age. I'd say you were doing a really good job.

Posted by: Moki at November 28, 2014 02:45 PM (bAB8f)

180 Medieval Fair type guy. I think whoever suggested suicide by Cop was right.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 02:45 PM (6yehy)

181 "http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=03102"



Hehehehehe......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 02:45 PM (P1oZa)

182 181 Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (6yehy)

Guy lives in the most heavily donk Anglo part of the state, he dresses like Steve the Pirate and has NO record on Open Secrets(I checked)....

yeah I am thinking an apolitical weirdo or a liberal trendy who went nuts.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:47 PM (/4AZU)

183 153 I can't tell you how relieved that makes me. some people do live like this. I grew up in a family like that. I remember a Christmas where my aunt started telling us kids how my grandparents would beat my father. Which he had never told us Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:32 PM (zOTsN) The video is very believable. I can remember some family gatherings where heated arguments broke out, but fortunately it never got physical. They could carry grudges, though, and not speak to each other for years.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 02:47 PM (sdi6R)

184 Incensed that her boyfriend began eating their Thanksgiving dinner while she was asleep following a day of drinking, a Pennsylvania woman grabbed a knife and stabbed the man after chasing him around the dining room table, cops report. Jack-Lyn Blake, 47, is locked up in the Luzerne County jail on an assortment of criminal charges, including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, reckless endangerment, and making terroristic threats. I need some help here. Just exactly what is 'terroristic' threats. Gonna blow up the mall with you in it? I have no idea.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 02:49 PM (WNERA)

185 175 weirddave Go and check "http://gotnews.com/". Charles C.[[/b] Johnson has some detailed information, links and PICTURES of those still involved ... as well as stuff on Gruber, the NYT Reporters (one of whom is calling the police nonstop; she doesn't like her medicine ... heh), etc. Sometimes a booster shot is needed.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 28, 2014 02:49 PM (FlRtG)

186 Brattleboro is proud to announce that there was no "Black Friday" Sale to honor Robert Brown that was killed the other day in Fergestien, MS. We have post autumn holiday sale to take its place starting on Saturnday. Thank You.

Posted by: Penney Stienum-Jones-Howard at November 28, 2014 02:49 PM (D5iCY)

187 Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (64d6n)

Very tasty and thanks, I was running out of pie!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 02:50 PM (fL/7/)

188 182 "http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=03102" Hehehehehe...... Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (P1oZa) Looks like Sunday will be a good day to rake the rest of the fucking leaves.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 02:50 PM (sdi6R)

189
Well, he claims it is real on his site, but I think that may be part of the schtick after all.

So I guess I am the cynical one that sees society like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 02:51 PM (NtzGn)

190 Good thing that kid didn't pre-order the Destiny expansions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2014 02:52 PM (xWPj1)

191 I'm sad I lost all of my Coke Reward Points. Their prizes were mostly junk, so it's not a huge loss.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 02:53 PM (9vrWU)

192 My family can normally get through dinner, but this year I didn't even try to begin.  Fake or not, there is reality in there for someone.

Posted by: SouthTexas at November 28, 2014 02:54 PM (MlnZB)

193 We had a fabulous Thanksgiving yesterday at my BiL's place with twenty-seven family members on both sides of his and his wife's family there. Superb food was served after we enjoyed watching the Eagles give the Cowboys their just desserts. The best part was rooting with a niece for there to be no more scoring once it reached 33-10 so that she would take the $75 in the second half's betting pool.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 28, 2014 02:55 PM (1hy/q)

194 My niece's "thankful for" list yesterday was pretty much on par with that doofus. It was kinda sad. 

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 02:56 PM (Dwehj)

195 I just heard a radio news report about the various Black Friday protests which were scheduled to be held today. The report stated that nobody showed up for the Brooklyn protest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 02:57 PM (W5DcG)

196 You can tell that liberalism has completely sucked the soul out of some of these young'uns.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 02:58 PM (Dwehj)

197 I boycotted Black Friday, but I do that every year. I cfuking hate crowds.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 02:58 PM (sdi6R)

198 I did some online shopping yesterday. No malls for me.

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 02:59 PM (sj3Ax)

199 I haven't read all the comments yet, but the appearance of Eagles Jerseys was not unexpected. Totally real, if you ask me (born and raised in Philly, and never an Eagles fan) :-)

Posted by: elliot at November 28, 2014 03:01 PM (j+v9A)

200 I went into work today to find someone had stolen the TV from the doctor's lounge, along with a bunch of lab coats and a box of inspirational books and materials that had been collected to give to women who had sick babies in the neonatal intensive care unit. Since it's a secured area, it had to be an inside job - besides administration and the doctors, only the housekeeping staff and food services have the codes to get in. A lib coworker saw fit to remind me of her bleeding heart status when I told her that a few small stuffed animals had been in that box and among the things stolen. I said, "Jeez, stealing stuffed animals and then giving them to your kid..." She sniffed and said, "Well, maybe the thief took them because that was the only way he or she could give that kid any Christmas gifts..." Really? This is probably an employee who is also in the process of stealing a damn TV. I'm supposed to take pity on this scum because supposedly they can't afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost about $5 apiece at Walmart? What about the women with the sick babies those books and stuffed animals who were the ones who were supposed to get that stuff? Rather than give the kid a stuffed animal, maybe it would be better if the parent taught the kid to, you know, save up money if you want a TV or a toy, rather than waiting until a holiday and moving in to steal it? I'm really pretty sick of libs making excuses or displaying phony compassion for thieves and scum like Brown. I wanted to say, if the thief stole your purse then he'd be able to get the kid some really nice gifts for Christmas. Would that be OK with you?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 03:01 PM (+XMAD)

201 " I boycotted Black Friday, but I do that every year. I cfuking hate crowds."

Here, here.  Out messing around today I noted some parking lots with quite a few cars in them.  Nothing I need, however.

"No malls for me"

I go to a mall 2-3 times a year for clothes.  That's it. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:02 PM (P1oZa)

202 Last time I saw Paris Hilton she was pretty flat. I do not watch celebrities though.

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 03:02 PM (sj3Ax)

203 My Wife and I drove 8 miles to the nearest Casey's. We both bought a large Diet Dr Pepper and a Snowman Christmas Cookie.

Does that count as Black Friday shopping?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 03:03 PM (6yehy)

204 Well, I am thankful I didn't freeze to death while clearing the driveway with the snowblower, but it was a near thing. About 0F, with a stiff breeze that swirled around the buildings, so I never knew when I was about to get a facefull of snow from the discharge chute. Wore my Helly Hansen insulated covvies and mitts, and a toque, and insulated boots. My feet stayed warm and dry, so there's that. My face, not so much. But I am inside the warm house now, with a cold beer to wash down my sorrows, so I can be thankful for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 03:03 PM (tvB15)

205 Sad thing is both my brother and my dad can and do get like that. They're pretty much the only family I have left. Fortunately, yesterday was relatively calm.

Posted by: Bill H at November 28, 2014 03:04 PM (3sZO1)

206 202 I go to a mall 2-3 times a year for clothes. That's it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:02 PM (P1oZa) I buy socks and underwear at Target. Everything else is L.L. Bean.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:08 PM (sdi6R)

207 Virgina - VT cripple fight begins inconclusively with both teams going 3 and out.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 03:08 PM (rwI+c)

208 After another great meal, my grown kids and their spouses and gfs are playing a board game. My 3yo granddaughter has her head on my chest as she watches Snow White for the first time. I am thankful indeed.

Posted by: Kentucky kid at November 28, 2014 03:11 PM (1weFB)

209 Didn't bother listening to the sound, but the video was fun. Proud to say that in my 59 years the only brawl I ever witnessed at Thanksgiving was last year between my lib professor BIL and his libertarian gun-toting son. Other than that, I've been very blessed. (Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday)

Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 03:11 PM (3GFMN)

210 Which Moron was this? http://tinyurl.com/p3l4656

Posted by: freefallveloz at November 28, 2014 03:11 PM (pqOzY)

211 I've got leftover lasagna. Any takers? you have a USB port, no?

Posted by: Adriane, agent provocateur for Big Cookbook ... at November 28, 2014 03:12 PM (P+IZm)

212 180 175-your 10 year old son said that? That's really, really advanced critical thought for that age. I'd say you were doing a really good job. LOL. No, that was Big, my 20 year old son. Little is the 10 year old.

Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 03:12 PM (KAmzK)

213 I'm really pretty sick of libs making excuses or displaying phony compassion for thieves and scum like Brown. I wanted to say, if the thief stole your purse then he'd be able to get the kid some really nice gifts for Christmas. Would that be OK with you? Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:01 PM (+XMAD) She might be OK with it. She sounds like she might be related to that doofus in Georgetown who felt bad for the muggers who robbed him. Felt guilty about his "privelege".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 03:12 PM (W5DcG)

214 Fake.  It's "Go, Iggles!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2014 03:12 PM (FcR7P)

215 I buy socks and underwear at Target. Everything else is L.L. Bean. Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:08 PM (sdi6R) My dad was like that. Easiest person in the world to shop for - a few pairs of socks and some flannel shirts and you were set. And he was genuinely happy to get them. When I was a kid, I couldn't believe people actually wanted socks for Christmas. I couldn't think of anything more boring. Now that I have to buy my own socks, I appreciate when people give them to me. The only thing more boring than getting socks as a gift is buying them for yourself.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 03:13 PM (+XMAD)

216 Saw another pic of the Austin shooter. Had a long ornamental hipster , long ear ring. Feel 90% comfortable not a tea partier.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 03:14 PM (3QAtO)

217 Does that count as Black Friday shopping? Depends, did you step over the person in front of you on the way to the counter?

Posted by: Adriane the Humanity Critic ... at November 28, 2014 03:14 PM (P+IZm)

218 "I buy socks and underwear at Target. Everything else is L.L. Bean."


That is nice.

I'm a slender fellow.  It is hard these days to find clothes that fit a slim, medium height person.  I have to got Penny's or Macy's and dig through piles of Dockers to find slacks that'll fit. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:15 PM (P1oZa)

219 As for "Black Friday," just got home from the mall. Our yearly ritual is go late, get a Starbuck's coffee, walk around and buy 1 thing, maybe 2, go home. Not sure why I fall for it every year...

Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 03:15 PM (3GFMN)

220 you have a USB port, no?

Posted by: Adriane, agent provocateur for Big Cookbook ... at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (P+IZm)



*Shoves the last I have through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:15 PM (64d6n)

221 This video is more fake than my tits! Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:02 PM (3/wAJ) Shaddup. You don't have tits.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 28, 2014 03:16 PM (1Y+hH)

222
My wife doesn't even go to the malls anymore unless the one by Target counts.  She just searches for low price and 80% of the time its amazon with free shipping.  Just shows up at the door.

Oh and that Mickey Rourke cracks me up fighting that chump in Russia, but man did he get in shape for his age.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 03:16 PM (NtzGn)

223 Went out for Thanksgiving dinner once with Mom and Dad when I was in college. A brawl broke out between the chef and waiter. Took a while to get our food.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 03:17 PM (3QAtO)

224

When are we going to talk about the obama riots?

Syria you guys. Middle class pivot.

Posted by: Blame Whom at November 28, 2014 03:17 PM (7wyDO)

225 I'm supposed to take pity on this scum because supposedly they can't afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost about $5 apiece at Walmart?

***************
They're a couple bucks a bag at ARC. Maybe five to a bag.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 28, 2014 03:17 PM (yxw0r)

226 Went out for Thanksgiving dinner once with Mom and Dad when I was in college. A brawl broke out between the chef and waiter. Took a while to get our food. Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (3QAtO) That's what you get for eating at Fawlty Towers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 03:18 PM (W5DcG)

227 Donna &&&&V - many years ago the WaPo had an investigative article in the book section about why local bookstores were keeping some of the AfAm-interest books behind the counter and not on the store shelves. People were crying "Raaaacist!" and nobody at the bookstores wanted to talk about it. Finally one bookstore employee was willing to speak anonymously and told the reporter that the heavily-shoplifted books were kept behind the counter and had to be asked for. The reporter when one step further and spoke to a local AfAm writer whose books were in high demand by shoplifters. Her initial response, "Well, if this is getting my books in the hands of people who otherwise couldn't afford them . . ." The reporter asked her what her publisher would think about that and she quickly backtracked. I just could not believe the liberal idiocy on display.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 03:18 PM (AJaBe)

228 Donna, I hate the obligatory asshole responses. Some people think they need to give one even thought they're unproductive and useless.

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 03:18 PM (sPH5p)

229 On another note, what about those Cornell West comments on Obama? This Administration has done absolutely nothing constructive for the black community. All they've done is...community organizing (ie, stirring up resentment).

Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 03:19 PM (3GFMN)

230 A brawl broke out between the chef and waiter. Took a while to get our food. Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (3QAtO) A brawl with a chef in a restaurant kitchen could get real dangerous real fast.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 03:19 PM (+XMAD)

231 125 / 160 -- Mold -- I don't think that's what he was referring to (IMO).

With only his words for context, I'd say that Mr. West has been (finally) deflated by the ugly reality of Fergudishu.

All the hype and spin in the world can't wipe those images away... for West, his treasure trove of HopeundChangium (an isotope of Unobtainium) was revealed to be nothing more than a pile of gilded sawdust held together by third-rate Chinese counterfeit glue.

Post-Racial indeed, Mr. West... "Ferguson signifies the end of the age of Obama. It's a very sad end. We began with tremendous hope and we end with great despair."

His 'despair' is the realization that the White Guilt EBT card is in danger of running dry.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 03:20 PM (/mTq0)

232 I'm going to harvest my Christmas tree from my front yard. It grew from a seed from my large Blue Spruce. Too close to the house to let it stay where it is. Has a Robin nest in it from last Spring.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 03:21 PM (9vrWU)

233 216 My dad was like that. Easiest person in the world to shop for - a few pairs of socks and some flannel shirts and you were set. And he was genuinely happy to get them. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:13 PM (+XMAD) While I'm not a dandy by any means, I can be a little finicky about clothing. Once a friend's mother gave me a cheap sweater that I thought was ugly. I exchanged it for a battery-operated nose hair trimmer, which I use to this day.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:21 PM (sdi6R)

234 Oof. We made french fries from scratch today. The maximum effort way...fry twice at diff. temps, freeze in between. I was really hoping they wouldn't super wonderful because it was a lot of work! (No deep fryer, so small batches in a sauce pan) They are wonderful. They are so good we made a second round of them tonight. Raise your hand if you want some via USB. Nod if you want a drone delivery.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 03:21 PM (0xTsz)

235 Donna, I hate the obligatory asshole responses. Some people think they need to give one even thought they're unproductive and useless.

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 03:22 PM (sPH5p)

236 didn't understand a word of dialog in that video gave up twenty seconds in. Sometimes not hearing well is a blessing if you don't mind people thinking you are stupid. The only way to win is not play the game.

Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 03:22 PM (0Z/9b)

237 "I'm going to harvest my Christmas tree from my front yard."


Shop at home. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (P1oZa)

238 A brawl with a chef in a restaurant kitchen could get real dangerous real fast.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:19 PM (+XMAD)



Pro tip: don't order chitlins after such an episode.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (tvB15)

239 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:19 PM (+XMAD) To my knowledge , no cutlery was pulled.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (3QAtO)

240 Raise your hand if you want some via USB. Nod if you want a drone delivery.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz)



*Raises hand*



Go Packers!

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (64d6n)

241 *Shoves the last I have through the USB port* I gratefully accepted ... I am thankful that Home Depot was less than nuclear this morning even though they just opened the Christmas Tree yard. Got paint and some tarps. The hubby took today off and we drew a line through another item on the never ending list that is the master bedroom: painted baseboards and crown molding. Behr Paint if you're reading this, Robert!

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (P+IZm)

242 I just could not believe the liberal idiocy on display.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 08:18 PM (AJaBe)


I just wish I found this story unbelievable.  Unfortunately, I believe it is 100% real!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (fL/7/)

243 Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 08:20 PM (/mTq0) Yup. Race card inserted. *Denied* *Fuck Off*

Posted by: eman at November 28, 2014 03:23 PM (MQEz6)

244 P.S. Mama AJ, could you give the exact recipe?

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:24 PM (64d6n)

245 I'm supposed to take pity on this scum because supposedly they can't
afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost
about $5 apiece at Walmart?


And "give it to their kid" is a charitable assumption in the first place.  They probably took 'em just to take 'em and tossed 'em somewhere.  They definitely didn't want the "inspirational" stuff...

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 03:24 PM (ImIut)

246 " Nod if you want a drone delivery."


*Nods*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:24 PM (P1oZa)

247 I showed up at my parents house to find my dad under the sink trying to fix a clog. The hand auger didn't work so we had to call the plumber (AAA Auger-Austin, TX).

The guy comes out and it took him about 2 hours to get the line cleared. He accepted some pecan pie in appreciation.

I ate turkey and ham because the veggies were cold. Not a frikken drop of alcohol in the house either. Cowboys got the asses stomped. UT lost to TC freaking U.

We're moving on to Christmas.

Posted by: CozMark at November 28, 2014 03:24 PM (nDeB2)

248 "battery-operated nose hair trimmer, which I use to this day."

Is that what you kids are calling those things these days?


Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 03:24 PM (6yehy)

249 *raises hand and nods*

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 03:25 PM (tjQsL)

250 While I'm not a dandy by any means, I can be a little finicky about clothing. Once a friend's mother gave me a cheap sweater that I thought was ugly. I exchanged it for a battery-operated nose hair trimmer, which I use to this day.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R)



TMI.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 03:25 PM (tvB15)

251 Ricardo Kill. Yes, home grown and no fighting the Christmas tree Nazis.

Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 03:26 PM (9vrWU)

252 Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R) Do you wear the nose trimmer when your mother's friend comes over?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 03:27 PM (3QAtO)

253 World's most boring prude breaks up with the NFL over Ray Rice. Le sigh. Ron Fournier @ron_fournier 4h The #NFL, the players' union and sponsors think we'll put up with anything for love of game. With me, they were almost right. No more.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 03:27 PM (zwdxl)

254 Nod if you want a drone delivery.

*bobbleheads*

Anyone need a Schnaps?  I have some apple-and-cinnamon flavored, and Rumple Minze.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 03:28 PM (ImIut)

255 241 Raise your hand if you want some via USB. Nod if you want a drone delivery. Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz) *Raises hand* Go Packers! Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (64d6n) I'll take an order too. Fries will go nicely with my turkey sammich. And yes! Go Pack!!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 03:28 PM (+XMAD)

256 The trailer for Unbroken looks really good. That's just about the only movie I'm looking forward to.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 03:28 PM (AJaBe)

257 do you have an exhaust fan over your range? frying food is fun and delicious but your entire home smells like it

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 03:28 PM (sPH5p)

258 If this is fake, not sure what the point was. Add some alcohol and profanity, and it would seem all too real. Years ago around this time I asked a friend how her Thanksgiving went and she told me "it was typical for our family." Her father (retired Army, business owner) had his sister and 4 adult children over. They were all liberal art school grads without a job. Things went fine until the end when her aunt mentioned there was a bottle of champagne left. The friends father told her, "take it with you. This way you have something to celebrate with if one your kids ever finds a job." They left in silence.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 03:29 PM (8KWwB)

259 177 -- Bob from table9 -- Never take that as a given...

...countless conservative parents have had to endure Pod People offspring finish college.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 03:30 PM (/mTq0)

260 Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:28 PM (ImIut) That's a great photo.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:30 PM (sdi6R)

261 >> could you give the exact recipe? My 9 year old watched this and talked me into buying a ff cutter (cheap one on Amazon that worked just fine; will get link in a sec): http://youtu.be/8isXLcVRi68

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 03:31 PM (0xTsz)

262 The Thanksgiving scene in Scent Of A Woman was better acted.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 03:31 PM (3QAtO)

263 "Anyone need a Schnaps?"


Well, if you're just handing out.........

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:31 PM (P1oZa)

264 Ok, 120GB Intel 530 Series SSD harddrive for $80. Yea or Nay?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 03:31 PM (s9AKD)

265 I buy a few records on every Black Friday. Gotta do everything I can to keep the local shop open, you know.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 03:32 PM (FAPuC)

266 Boy, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Mark at November 28, 2014 03:32 PM (xDI7h)

267 Can they possibly be making enough money off the videos (ads) to replace all the electronics they've destroyed?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 03:33 PM (JO9+V)

268 That's a great photo. Posted by: rickl

what?  who?

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 03:33 PM (ImIut)

269 "frying food is fun and delicious but your entire home smells like it"

I have this problem.  No vent-a-hood.  Older house.  Growing up mom fried all the time and I don't remember the house smelling.  Yes, had a vent. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:33 PM (P1oZa)

270 $12.99 for the french fry cutter. I think this link retains the gives-money-to-Ace properties of the Amazon link. http://tinyurl.com/kwxc3jg

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 03:34 PM (0xTsz)

271 I had a tv dinner (Salisbury Steak) for thanksgiving, so at least I didn't have to be the clip family. yikes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:34 PM (OjnNr)

272 I don't hear keyboard clicks on my iPad? I've got to check settings & it's turned in?

Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 03:34 PM (sj3Ax)

273 @82 Carol "I love Steyn. He should have his own show." I think Rush will hand him the keys when he is ready to go. Mark is being introduced and eased into his slot so when the time comes, no one will be surprised and EIB will retain the 20 mllion listenrs.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 03:35 PM (8KWwB)

274 269 That's a great photo. Posted by: rickl what? who? Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:33 PM (ImIut) In your nick.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:35 PM (sdi6R)

275 Mr. H and I went to the biggest mall in Georgia this morning. We got their about 8 am. There wasn't much traffic, or other people there until around 10 am. We had time to get what we came there for and skedaddled on out of there as the next stampede was gearing up. This has been a nice holiday.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 03:37 PM (btTLZ)

276 YES THE FAN IS ON HIGH SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL. It'll be nice enough tomorrow to open the windows. Peanut oil is what we used. The house is even nuttier than usual...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 03:38 PM (0xTsz)

277 3 guesses why I can't stick around. Betcha Y-not would know.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 28, 2014 03:39 PM (cneZH)

278 272 I had a tv dinner (Salisbury Steak) for thanksgiving, so at least I didn't have to be the clip family. yikes. Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (OjnNr) Geez. Get with the holiday spirit. I had a Swanson's Hungry Man turkey dinner.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:39 PM (sdi6R)

279 Didn't bother to watch the clip..... but did anyone see the great family brawl in the Rescue Me series when the fireman's brother (a cop) found out the fireman was doing his wife? Oh my! What a great eight seasons of belly laughs in that series!

Posted by: Lurks on Holidays at November 28, 2014 03:40 PM (aXCDY)

280 WERE THERE OLD PEOPLE WALKING IN CIRCLES AT TH MALL AT 8AM?

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 03:40 PM (sPH5p)

281 .... the video reminds my of my 2007 thanksgiving. that was a disaster ... got to bail my sister out of jail, just in time for her to ruin the holiday.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:40 PM (OjnNr)

282 272 I had a tv dinner (Salisbury Steak) for thanksgiving, so at least I didn't have to be the clip family. yikes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (OjnNr)



Geez. Get with the holiday spirit. I had a Swanson's Hungry Man turkey dinner.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (sdi6R)




*Shoves leftover stuffing and gravy through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:40 PM (64d6n)

283 In your nick. Posted by: rickl

Oh.  Thank you.   That's my cat.  And my beer.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 03:41 PM (ImIut)

284 I think Rush will hand him the keys when he is ready to go.

That'll work for me but I hope El Rushbo hangs in there for a few more years. I've been listening to him since '89 and will be bummed when he gives it up for good.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 03:43 PM (Dwehj)

285 "got to bail my sister out of jail,"


Jeez.  Dude.  TV dinners and jailhouse sisters. 


Let me know if you're ever around DFW.  I'll buy you a drink. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:44 PM (P1oZa)

286 281 WERE THERE OLD PEOPLE WALKING IN CIRCLES AT TH MALL AT 8AM? Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (sPH5p) Yes, we were!

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 03:44 PM (btTLZ)

287 >>>I had a Swanson's Hungry Man turkey dinner. Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (sdi6R)<<< I'm trying. I'm still a big spender going with the satisfying serving of Salisbury Steak. If you live in NoVa we can get together for Festivus.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:44 PM (OjnNr)

288 I got "willowed" on the previous post

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 03:45 PM (KCxzN)

289 283 *Shoves leftover stuffing and gravy through the USB port* Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (64d6n) Mmf. Thgyou. *noms*

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:45 PM (sdi6R)

290 What does it mean to be Willowed?

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 03:46 PM (btTLZ)

291 >>>*Shoves leftover stuffing and gravy through the USB port* Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (64d6n) <<< YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! everyone at the NoVaMoMee knows this, but I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:47 PM (OjnNr)

292 Well as usual I'm a day late and a dollar short, but I hope all my fellow morons had a great Thanksgiving. Had my girls here and their sweet little dog who I swear I am gonna kidnap and my boys. It was a good day.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at November 28, 2014 03:47 PM (/IQip)

293 Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (OjnNr)

Somehow the words "bail" and "Thanksgiving" don't seem to fit well in the same sentence, of course, that's the point!

How you doin' otherwise rich, my man?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 03:47 PM (fL/7/)

294 " What does it mean to be Willowed?"


Show up to a thread commenting just as it dies or is stomped by a new one and not realize it. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:48 PM (P1oZa)

295 291 What does it mean to be Willowed?

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:46 PM (btTLZ)

 

 

To be like the commenter willow.  She gets left behind on old threads when there is a new thread all the time.  Commenting after the thread has basically died.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2014 03:49 PM (zt+N6)

296 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:48 PM (P1oZa) I think that's happened to all of us.

Posted by: Cato at November 28, 2014 03:49 PM (J+mig)

297 What does it mean to be Willowed?

You feverishly compose what will certainly be the most profound and witty post evah...and then you see "nood" immediately after hitting the post button.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 03:49 PM (Dwehj)

298 And Willow is awesome. Just sayin..

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at November 28, 2014 03:50 PM (/IQip)

299 265 -- weft cut-loop -- Consider this as an alternative...

http://tinyurl.com/q4xszdd

Yeah, it's the same price, but, it's a Samsung... way better quality.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 03:50 PM (/mTq0)

300 I got Willowed last night. I thought my comment killed the thread. I was left behind.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 03:50 PM (btTLZ)

301 The Mark Steyn story he told on Rush today about his meeting with Monica Lewinsky at the elevator had me on the floor. Moar Steyn please.

Posted by: The Desolation of Smug at November 28, 2014 03:51 PM (CYS6Q)

302 Willowed = left behind, left behind and talking to an empty auditorium after the audience has hurriedly left to see a naked Kardashian in the street outside, just as you make an important point about life, the universe, and everything.

Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 03:51 PM (0Z/9b)

303 Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:45 PM (sdi6R)



Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (OjnNr)




*Takes the lasagna in the freezer and shoves it through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:51 PM (64d6n)

304 304 *Takes the lasagna in the freezer and shoves it through the USB port* Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (64d6n) *lets out belt one notch*

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 03:53 PM (sdi6R)

305 What does it mean to be Willowed? Posted by: ALH Willowed Wil'-ohd Continuing to comment in a recently abandoned thread due to the lack of notice of a newer thread having been posted or just plain obliviousness; To be abandoned on a dead thread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 03:53 PM (s9AKD)

306 >>>Let me know if you're ever around DFW. I'll buy you a drink. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:44 PM (P1oZa) <<< SOON!!! I'll take you up on the offer if one of my prospects pans out.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:54 PM (OjnNr)

307 The easiest way I've found to prevent it is, in a stale thread, instead of hitting refresh, go back to the main page. If no new thread, go back into comments.

Posted by: Cato at November 28, 2014 03:55 PM (J+mig)

308 259 The friends father told her, "take it with you. This way you have something to celebrate with if one your kids ever finds a job." They left in silence. Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 08:29 PM (8KWwB) Brutal.

Posted by: Nathan Explosion at November 28, 2014 03:55 PM (bHnlE)

309 >>>*Takes the lasagna in the freezer and shoves it through the USB port* Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (64d6n)<<< I love you. Platonically. Like a great piece of Art. anyway ... Thank You.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:56 PM (OjnNr)

310 296 -- buzzion -- BTW, has anybody seen her around lately?

Her(?) comments have gotten kinda scarce.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 03:57 PM (/mTq0)

311 I love you. Platonically. Like a great piece of Art. anyway ... Thank You.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:56 PM (OjnNr)



Having met Rich, he is a fine Moron.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 03:58 PM (64d6n)

312 "SOON!!! I'll take you up on the offer if one of my prospects pans out."



What you do?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 03:58 PM (P1oZa)

313 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (fL/7/) - Subsisting in Northern Virginia ... seems I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. I'll figure it out. Eventually.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:59 PM (OjnNr)

314 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (fL/7/) - Subsisting in Northern Virginia ... seems I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. I'll figure it out. Eventually.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 03:59 PM (OjnNr)

315 Consider this as an alternative... http://tinyurl.com/q4xszdd Yeah, it's the same price, but, it's a Samsung... way better quality. Posted by: CPT. Charles Hmm, no sales tax versus better quality... I'd have to drive a bit to pick it up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 03:59 PM (s9AKD)

316

259 If this is fake, not sure what the point was. Add some alcohol and profanity, and it would seem all too real.

 

To have people watch it and go "OMG I'm glad I'm not that family!"

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2014 03:59 PM (zt+N6)

317 I've seen her fairly recently. What with the holiday and all, she may be busy in meatspace with family, or traveling.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 04:00 PM (sdi6R)

318 Here's a local news story that doesn't suck.
http://t.co/gXmRqbfpme

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 04:00 PM (ImIut)

319 There's half a pan of Baked Rigatoni here for any hungry morons.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 04:00 PM (FAPuC)

320 Actually went to Lowes (10 percent off retired military) to get the toilet jigglehandle retainer nut. Had to buy complete assembly. Got 8 solar powered garden lights and Mrs. E sent me back later for 8 more. Had to go back anyway to get a key re-cut. Like a ninny, I assumed the girlperson cutting the keys actually knew how to cut keys. The second one worked. So I am thankful for that. And the Thanksgiving part 2 platter I had at noon. And the 1/4 of a pecan pie I ate. Pies should only have 4 slices in my opinion. Less room for error.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 28, 2014 04:01 PM (go5uR)

321 "The easiest way I've found to prevent it is, in a stale thread, instead of hitting refresh, go back to the main page. If no new thread, go back into comments."


Zackly.   Keep main page and current thread open in separate tabs.  Cheat over ever now and then.  Even so, I can't say I haven't been swaggled before. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:01 PM (P1oZa)

322 Still watching Gone With The Wind.  Butler sure isn't in combat a whole lot.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:03 PM (64d6n)

323 Willow this... http://tinyurl.com/ltv38lv

Posted by: If Can, Can. at November 28, 2014 04:03 PM (fBxC6)

324 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:58 PM (P1oZa) - e-tech. Was laid off in March, have burned thru 2 contract positions at 1/3 the rate I was making before and bombed out during an interview on a great position ... so I'm drinking and listening to some soul coughing since my housemates are out-of-town.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:03 PM (OjnNr)

325 maybe we can do something to make sure all our AoS family has a nice meal this Christmas

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 04:03 PM (sPH5p)

326 On the whole, I think I'm most grateful, on an everyday basis, for the HQ here and the Moron Horde that inhabits it. From Ace at the top, through the cobs and regular posters, down to the lurkers who seldom post -- Y'all give me a sense of community and hope it's hard to find in meatspace these days, especially when you live out in the boonies like we do. I love you all.

Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 04:04 PM (5jTDk)

327 i suck as an employee ... so far I have not found the science.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:04 PM (OjnNr)

328 maybe we can do something to make sure all our AoS family has a nice meal this Christmas

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 04:05 PM (sPH5p)

329 an ONT should be up soon. suppose this is early for me to be in a thread.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:05 PM (OjnNr)

330 maybe we can do something to make sure all our AoS family has a nice meal this Christmas

Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (sPH5p)



I'd contribute.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:05 PM (64d6n)

331 Ah, B&H has the Samsung 120GB for $70 with free ship! Such a deal!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 04:06 PM (s9AKD)

332 329 maybe we can do something to make sure all our AoS family has a nice meal this Christmas Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (sPH5p) _______________ I have a great dog i'll donate

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 04:07 PM (WNERA)

333 "so I'm drinking and listening to some soul coughing since my housemates are out-of-town."



Programming....? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:08 PM (P1oZa)

334 Pies should only have 4 slices in my opinion. Less room for error.

*grin*

One of the great consolation prizes to living alone: when you make a pie, it's just you and your fork.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 04:08 PM (ImIut)

335 I have a great dog i'll donate Posted by: Bob from table9 * snik, snik, snik, snik * Mmmm, doooog.

Posted by: Pres. TFG [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 04:08 PM (s9AKD)

336 One of the great consolation prizes to living alone: when you make a pie, it's just you and your fork.

Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 09:08 PM (ImIut)




Cake with buttercream icing does great in the freezer.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:09 PM (64d6n)

337

Family Thanksgiving story:

I usually drive to Baja, but this year I spent Thanksgiving with my family. Mistake. My brother, two time Obama voter and flaming CA liberal. started spouting about how our police forces are racist, and he didn't like it when I called MB a thug. Then he started spouting about global warming, and buying an electric car to save the planet.

I finally snapped and told him he's not saving anything plugging an electric car into a wall socket. He went full retard and left. Evening over.

I guess you could say I "black sheeped" this one.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 04:09 PM (wAQA5)

338 Saw this on the local news this morning...

http://tinyurl.com/p9kkdc3 'Thanksgiving on a roll.' (It's a very creative way to deal with leftovers...)

They're a first-rate local sandwich chain:

http://www.izzys.com/

Their potato pancakes are incredibly good.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 04:09 PM (/mTq0)

339 'Evening ingrates. I think I'm catching flu, or bubonic plague. Closest thing to SMOD I can think of. Stand back from your monitor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:09 PM (4Mv1T)

340 Hola.  Our male friend came down with stomach flu the day before Thanksgiving.

I spent hours and hours preparing the Best Thanksgiving Dinner Ever.  And everyone (except tummy sick male friend from ATL) enjoyed it.

I'm so freaking exhausted I Cannot Move.

They're going home tomorrow. 

However, it was one of the best Thanksgivings ever.  Male friend sat down at our piano, with our friends who dropped in.  Played amazing rock and roll, and our son joined in with his guitar.

Great evening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:10 PM (FsuaD)

341 340 'Evening ingrates. I think I'm catching flu, or bubonic plague. Closest thing to SMOD I can think of. Stand back from your monitor. Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (4Mv1T) Ebola.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 04:12 PM (sdi6R)

342 Super bon bon super bon bon I do think that Idiot Kngs should be on the Horde soundtrack

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 04:12 PM (tjQsL)

343 However, it was one of the best Thanksgivings ever. Male friend sat down at our piano, with our friends who dropped in. Played amazing rock and roll, and our son joined in with his guitar.

Great evening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:10 PM (FsuaD)



Wonderful!  Give my regards to D'oh Boy.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:13 PM (64d6n)

344 "I guess you could say I "black sheeped" this one."


Fine work, wth.  Fine work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:13 PM (P1oZa)

345

Baa. Baa.

Posted by: wth - Black Sheep o' the family at November 28, 2014 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

346 324 Willow this... http://tinyurl.com/ltv38lv Posted by: If Can, Can. at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (fBxC6) I can imagine how scandalous that must have been in the 1890s.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 04:13 PM (sdi6R)

347 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (fL/7/- there is more to the story-as always-[deleted-I'll save that for a meet up]

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:13 PM (OjnNr)

348 Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (wAQA5)




What would you like?   Bourbon?  Rum?  Vodka?

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:14 PM (64d6n)

349 Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:12 PM (tjQsL) - Screenwriter's Blues

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:16 PM (OjnNr)

350 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (4Mv1T) Hope you start feeling better soon. Yikes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:17 PM (OjnNr)

351 Thread died?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:17 PM (P1oZa)

352 Screenwriter's Blues Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:16 PM (OjnNr) Whose real name he does not know

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 04:18 PM (tjQsL)

353 Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (64d6n)



Will do.  Met his new girlfriend for the first time last night.  She's sweet, smart as hell (is older than the D'oh Boy and has a masters in English and getting a nursing degree). 

Anyhow, our two bestest friends are leaving in the morning for ATL, and husband and his buddies are doing an oyster roast Sunday afternoon.

I'm beyond exhausted, but loved, loved, loved, those who came to our dinner and those who arrived later.

We're truly blessed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:18 PM (FsuaD)

354 where's RWC ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:18 PM (OjnNr)

355 Home from ATL! (Or as I could call the post-turkey vista, "Still Life with Corgis".) Always great to see other parts of family.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2014 04:18 PM (m9V0o)

356 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:18 PM (64d6n)

357 Hope you get better soon, Tobacco Road. I'm glad I got my flu shot.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:19 PM (btTLZ)

358

What would you like? Bourbon? Rum? Vodka?

Posted by: Vendette

..................

I think I need all of the above. Thanks for listening.

 

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 04:19 PM (wAQA5)

359 Husband and our ATL friends just finished eating leftovers.  I'm so off turkey and everything right now.

Drove our friends out to Tybee Island this afternoon for lunch on the beach.

Last thing I wanted was more turkey, etc.

Anyhow, it was a great day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:20 PM (FsuaD)

360 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (FsuaD)



Having seen a pic of D'oh Boy, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:20 PM (64d6n)

361

So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

......................

The laughs.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 04:21 PM (wAQA5)

362 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS? Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (64d6n) The fake pretend internet friends in the gray box.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 04:21 PM (tjQsL)

363 I do think that Idiot Kngs should be on the Horde soundtrack Along with the Hall and Oates and London Boys?

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 04:21 PM (FAPuC)

364 Thanks ALH and Rich. I only get the flu when I've had the flu shot that season, which I haven't this year, again. So it must be plague or ebola. Woo Hoo! I'll be fine. I was being a Thanksgiving ingrate and complaining. I actually had a great visit with dear old mom and got both tall Road Boy's to make the 5 hour trip with me and the Missus to see mom.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:23 PM (4Mv1T)

365 I don't like Rhett Butler.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:23 PM (64d6n)

366 363 The fake pretend internet friends in the gray box. Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (tjQsL) Some of us are real, I'll have you know. I think.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

367 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS? --------------------- That I am allowed to participate; hang around with a bunch who is smart than me, more successful than me, more talented than me, who I can, on rare occasion (in my own mind) skewer, and then discover there are others 'out there' who think like I do, and I am not alone in the universe, I am not crazy (much, by some measure). and on rare occasion, inject a word or meme into the general conversation.

Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 04:23 PM (0Z/9b)

368 I've had a great time with the family this year. Did some shooting today and one of my sons went out to the woods hunting. Our guest from Honduras is a great guy and has some interesting stories to tell. Tomorrow I'm taking everyone up to Gettysburg to see the battlefield. I only wish my oldest hadn't had to work so much, for we have missed him at the table.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 04:25 PM (l3vZN)

369 That I am allowed to participate; hang around with a bunch who is smart than me, more successful than me, more talented than me, who I can, on rare occasion (in my own mind) skewer, and then discover there are others 'out there' who think like I do, and I am not alone in the universe, I am not crazy (much, by some measure). and on rare occasion, inject a word or meme into the general conversation.

Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (0Z/9b)




More talented?  Honey, you have talents the rest of us don't.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:25 PM (64d6n)

370 shit, now I gotta change my name again.

Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 04:25 PM (0Z/9b)

371 >>>The fake pretend internet friends in the gray box. Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (tjQsL) <<< Salute!

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:25 PM (OjnNr)

372 My ATL girlfriend are in our p.j.s and everyone (but me) is watching football.  Husband had to work in his own company all day Wednesday and today.

I'm drinking a tad excessively tonight as a pat on the back to myself for creating a great table and food.  Tomorrow, after our friends leave, we go get the Christmas tree, and husband and his pals pick up the tons of oysters for their roast on Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

373 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

The hamster wheel.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 04:26 PM (Dwehj)

374 I know it's fake cause it was worse than Thanksgiving at my house this year.

Posted by: William Henry Cosby, Jr. at November 28, 2014 04:26 PM (UZodw)

375 Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (OjnNr)

Sounds like I need to buy you a pre-Christmas beer sometime!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:27 PM (fL/7/)

376 Back on topic, I'm thankful for the HQ and the Horde.  You've all seen me through some dark, scary times.

I love you fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:27 PM (FsuaD)

377 I am most thankful for the humor here. It is one of the greatest political humor sites I have ever seen, much less been a part of. It keeps me sane.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 04:27 PM (l3vZN)

378 My ATL girlfriend are in our p.j.s and everyone (but me) is watching football. Husband had to work in his own company all day Wednesday and today.

I'm drinking a tad excessively tonight as a pat on the back to myself for creating a great table and food. Tomorrow, after our friends leave, we go get the Christmas tree, and husband and his pals pick up the tons of oysters for their roast on Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:26 PM (FsuaD)



Having read previous threads about how hard your hubby works, I salute him.



And you rock.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:28 PM (64d6n)

379

So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

...............

The sanity and the insanity, but mostly the sanity.

And Ace.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 04:28 PM (wAQA5)

380 >>> So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS? It's great that you are here.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 04:29 PM (Ua6T/)

381 I tell ya', I would have been thankful for an Ace Thread on Vagina Steam Cleaning.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 04:29 PM (FAPuC)

382 I don't like Rhett Butler.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (64d6n)



He is a bit of a jerk. But Scarlett is no prize, either. Made for each other, they was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 04:30 PM (tvB15)

383 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

It's great that you are here.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (Ua6T/)




Ditto.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:30 PM (64d6n)

384 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS? That y'all still put up with me...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2014 04:30 PM (m9V0o)

385 He is a bit of a jerk. But Scarlett is no prize, either. Made for each other, they was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 09:30 PM (tvB15)



I'm not a huge fan of her, either.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:31 PM (64d6n)

386 What do you call more than one Bigfoot?

Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (MMC8r)

387 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS? That y'all still put up with me... Posted by: Brother Cavil Amen.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (zMd8i)

388 >>>Sounds like I need to buy you a pre-Christmas beer sometime! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (fL/7/) <<< I live in Fairfax ... walking distance to some bars! Great to see you here and hope your Thanksgiving was well. Looks like this thread is all tuckered out and I'll be walking to a bar tonight.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (OjnNr)

389 He is a bit of a jerk. But Scarlett is no prize, either. Made for each other, they was. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------------------------ That is the truth. They say that the the whiskey and tobacco breath on Clark Gable was insufferable during filming.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (4Mv1T)

390 Well, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Posted by: Rhett Butler at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (l3vZN)

391 I tell ya', I would have been thankful for an Ace Thread on Vagina Steam Cleaning.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (FAPuC)



Let me know if he does a thread on sand blasting. Getting a little crusty down there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 28, 2014 04:32 PM (tvB15)

392 I'm thankful that 'Mark Strong' isn't English and his name is fake



Posted by: the nationality nazi at November 28, 2014 04:33 PM (8CdUx)

393 I love you fuckers. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (FsuaD) It's MotherFuckers. And we love you, too.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:33 PM (btTLZ)

394 What do you call more than one Bigfoot? Trouble.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 28, 2014 04:35 PM (vbb1N)

395 Rich, the thread must be tuckered out, for I have arrived. Now I'm off, later.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 04:35 PM (l3vZN)

396 Oh Jeebus.  Drunk male friend is bringing up how fucked up my husband's Life Coach sister is.

Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:35 PM (FsuaD)

397 >>> What do you call more than one Bigfoot? TV reality show

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 04:35 PM (Ua6T/)

398 So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?

I'm thankful that I found such a group of witty, perverted, rational, sacrilegious, spiritual, contemplative, knowledgeable, passive-aggressive, souls such as this to keep me on the narrow ledge of sanity (although close to the edge at times)!


And, as far as I can tell, almost everyone here likes bacon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:35 PM (fL/7/)

399 What do you call more than one Bigfoot?

Polygamy at 1600 Penn Ave?

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (82lr7)

400 >>>Some of us are real, I'll have you know. I think. Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (sdi6R) <<< I've met forty something at a meet up ...so we are real, and we are spectacular. Jinx is awesome, he gave me a ride home from the meet up after I had too much to drink. My thanks to you for that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (OjnNr)

401 It's nice to be part of the only group of sane people on the internet. You know, Morons.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (btTLZ)

402 You bunch of bastard's.  Gonna make me tear up.  

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (P1oZa)

403 Bacon, BACON, BACONNNNN!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (4Mv1T)

404 That I am allowed to participate; hang around with a bunch who is smart than me, more successful than me, more talented than me, who I can, on rare occasion (in my own mind) skewer, and then discover there are others 'out there' who think like I do, and I am not alone in the universe, I am not crazy (much, by some measure). and on rare occasion, inject a word or meme into the general conversation. Posted by: Terra Incognito What he said, with a lot more 'fucks' and 'shits'.

Posted by: Pres. TFG [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 04:36 PM (s9AKD)

405 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (l3vZN)

Who are you again?


JTC, Sounds like you're having a great weekend.  Enjoy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:37 PM (fL/7/)

406 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (l3vZN) - Have a nice evening!

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:37 PM (OjnNr)

407 You aren't a gentleman!



A minor point a such a moment.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:37 PM (64d6n)

408 Shittiest Father of the Millenium. What Dad brings up all of the bad shit in a Snarky manner at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table? I am surprised that the tables weren't turned over at the 30 second mark.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 04:38 PM (jucos)

409 What do you call more than one Bigfoot? Unemployment insurance for hillbilly searchers?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at November 28, 2014 04:38 PM (zMd8i)

410 As God is my witness, if I have to lie, steal, kill or cheat, I'll never be hungry again. As God is my witness!

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:38 PM (btTLZ)

411 I'm thankful that I found such a group of witty, perverted, rational, sacrilegious, spiritual, contemplative, knowledgeable, passive-aggressive, souls such as this to keep me on the narrow ledge of sanity (although close to the edge at times)!


And, as far as I can tell, almost everyone here likes bacon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (fL/7/)



Yup. 


Bacon!



Having met Hrothgar twice, he is a gentleman of the finest order.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:38 PM (64d6n)

412 Family conflicts at Thanksgiving need a solution. Alcohol is that solution.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2014 04:40 PM (lN8KC)

413 >>>What do you call more than one Bigfoot? the Klingon Warrior Princess M'Celle ... lol! I'm going to the bar to drink some more ... lol. There are only 5 Stages and shit, I'm at Stage 1 ... this is a great idea!

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:40 PM (OjnNr)

414 Well said, Hrothgar, and I couldn't agree more! The Horde helps me retain at least a bit of sanity, and the humor is excellent therapy to offset the news. Bacon and booze for the win! (Also boobs for the 'rons. Being an 'ette, those don't do anything for me.)

Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 04:41 PM (5jTDk)

415 Bacon, BACON, BACONNNNN! Posted by: Tobacco Road The secret to the Perfect Green Bean Casserole. Well, that and jalapenos and a half clove of garlic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 28, 2014 04:41 PM (s9AKD)

416 Family conflicts at Thanksgiving need a solution. Pistols at dawn.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at November 28, 2014 04:41 PM (zMd8i)

417 Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:38 PM (64d6n)

Thankee kindly, Mz V.

You're no slouch yourself!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:41 PM (fL/7/)

418 "I'm thankful that I found such a group of witty,
perverted"


Perverted?  Yeah.

Witty? 



Ehhh....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:41 PM (P1oZa)

419

>>> What do you call more than one Bigfoot?

...................

The Obama gals?

Posted by: I denounce myself at November 28, 2014 04:42 PM (wAQA5)

420 Delaware State just did to Wake Forest what that shit-mouthed atheist did to the dinner table. Some guard I've never heard of dropped 30 points, most of them off of threes. Wake looked discombobulated, so my first impression of Danny Manning's coaching is "meh".

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2014 04:42 PM (2cS/G)

421 Yo, psycho video game kid, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Wednesday Addams had the best Thanksgiving-ruining video of all time! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbYZDohsHk, since it won't let me link to YouTube in my nic)

Posted by: Kanye West at November 28, 2014 04:42 PM (9F2c1)

422 Family conflicts at Thanksgiving need a solution. Alcohol is that solution. Posted by: The Political Hat -------------------------- While ethanol is indeed the best social lubricant, I took my 22 year old out for drinks last night since we were at a hotel with nothing to do at 9PM. The shit he tells me when he is buzzed makes me want to take him out back and beat him senseless. But then I was drinking too, so I just listened.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:42 PM (4Mv1T)

423 It's also nice they wore their best hunting gear to the Thanksgiving Dinner Table. This was the children's table no?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 04:43 PM (jucos)

424 "Pistols at dawn."


Hell, the world might be a better place. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:43 PM (P1oZa)

425 Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (5jTDk)

Darn it, I forgot about the booze, even though I tripped over a case of empties on the way to the refrigerator!  B&B it is!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:43 PM (fL/7/)

426 And, as far as I can tell, almost everyone here likes bacon! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (fL/7/) Mmmmmmmm bacon. But...bacon bikinis re best

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:44 PM (V+kmg)

427 I prefer to remain an enigma wrapped in a riddle.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 04:44 PM (jucos)

428 I prefer to remain an enigma wrapped in a riddle.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (jucos)



Wrapped in a puddle?

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:45 PM (64d6n)

429 Witty?

Ehhh....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (P1oZa)


To be perfectly fair, I've been drinking for a while!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:45 PM (fL/7/)

430 I prefer to remain an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy ------------------------------ We call that chicken livers wrapped in BACON around here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

431 but before I leave ..I wanted to put this in capital letters. ... We ARE REAL, AND WE ARE SPECTULAR!!! as an answer for Vendette. everyone would have to think about me with green and gold dyed hair, but it's the horde, we let it hang out. later. bar is calling.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:46 PM (OjnNr)

432 I prefer to remain an enigma wrapped in a riddle. Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (judos) You'd probability be more fun if you were an enigma wrapped in bacon. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:46 PM (V+kmg)

433 "To be perfectly fair, I've been drinking for a while!"


Right there with ya brotha.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:47 PM (P1oZa)

434 as an answer for Vendette. everyone would have to think about me with green and gold dyed hair, but it's the horde, we let it hang out.

later. bar is calling. Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (OjnNr




George Mason green and gold FTW!

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:47 PM (64d6n)

435 what are you most thankful about AoS?

That I haven't been booted or barrelled yet.

You guys rock.  I am completely humbled by the wit and snark, dished up daily by folks such as yourselves.  You all can speak my mind (and much more eloquently!) so-- seldom do I have anything to add.

Cheers!  *Best of the season* to all!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 28, 2014 04:47 PM (82lr7)

436 You'd probability be more fun if you were an enigma wrapped in bacon.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (V+kmg)



I'm watching Gone With The Wind at the moment.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:48 PM (64d6n)

437 Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (OjnNr)

Dude, Imma startin' to worry 'bout you! Green and Gold?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:48 PM (fL/7/)

438 Gable served, for a while, as a gunner in the 8th. I'll cut him some slack: http://tinyurl.com/na6bzs6 "Gable spent most of 1943 in England at RAF Polebrook with the 351st Bomb Group. Gable flew five combat missions, including one to Germany, as an observer-gunner in B-17 Flying Fortresses between May 4 and September 23, 1943, earning the Air Medal and the Distinguished Flying Cross for his efforts. During one of the missions, Gable's aircraft was damaged by flak and attacked by fighters, which knocked out one of the engines and shot up the stabilizer. In the raid on Germany, one crewman was killed and two others were wounded, and flak went through Gable's boot and narrowly missed his head."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 04:48 PM (F2IAQ)

439 From WZ. protester asshats shouted down a kid's choir at the tree lighting in Seattle. The kids were crying. Way to go, Seattle. Keepin' it classy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (g+qqc)

440 You all can speak my mind (and much more eloquently!) so-- seldom do I have anything to add. Cheers! *Best of the season* to all! Posted by: JeanQ Flyover Add away. Don't hesitate.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (zMd8i)

441 No beer at the ball game, but the "Dance Team", as opposed to the Cheerleading Squad, was a delight to behold. A dozen of the cutest, well-assembled, young ladies you're likely to encounter. There were many notable elbows.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

442 I'm watching Gone With The Wind at the moment. Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (64d6n) I was referring to Truck Monkey, but.... .... if you're going to wrap yourself in bacon, leave a key under the mat and I'll be there after the movie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (V+kmg)

443 Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (V+kmg)


Everything is better wrapped in bacon!



Well, almost everything.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (fL/7/)

444 Dude, Imma startin' to worry 'bout you! Green and Gold? Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (fL/7/) Around here, that would be formal wear. Particularly on Sunday.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 28, 2014 04:50 PM (g+qqc)

445 My mother skipped school to go see GWTW when it first came out. She was 16 at the time. She told me all her friends had a crush on Clarke Gable, but she liked Frank Sinatra better.

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (btTLZ)

446 "I'm watching Gone With The Wind at the moment."



Good watch if you've got a few hours.  Not that I'm breaking any secret. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (P1oZa)

447 Anyone else notice an increase in toe nail fungus remedy commercials? Effin sick man.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (pqOzY)

448 protester asshats shouted down a kid's choir at the tree lighting in Seattle. The kids were crying. ------------------------- * tries to think Christian thoughts *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (F2IAQ)

449 Hrothgar- still fumbling my way to the finish line ... http://tinyurl.com/mpqvhcy

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (OjnNr)

450 Hello all. AoSHQ somewhere to learn a lot and laugh a lot. Thanks for both.

Posted by: seamrog at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (Ga878)

451 What do you call more than one Bigfoot? Boggy Creek 2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (W5DcG)

452 .... if you're going to wrap yourself in bacon, leave a key under the mat and I'll be there after the movie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (V+kmg) 




Let me run that by Mr. Vendette. 

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (64d6n)

453 I really enjoy a post that prompts long time lurkers to post. There have been several really good ones tonight, too. Y'all should come out to play more often.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (4Mv1T)

454 Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 28, 2014 09:47 PM (82lr7) Amen! Can't believe the number of times lately that oldest kids and I have been talking about a random subject and it turns out that Combined Horde Knowledge had recently given new info on that subject.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 28, 2014 04:51 PM (GDulk)

455 1. Mason green = #006633 2. Mason gold = #FFCC33

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 04:52 PM (OjnNr)

456 Let me run that by Mr. Vendette. Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (64d6n) Good point. He needs to make sure the batteries in the video camera are charged.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:52 PM (V+kmg)

457 it turns out that Combined Horde Knowledge had recently given new info on that subject. ------------------ I hope this isn't about steaming...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 04:53 PM (F2IAQ)

458 You all can speak my mind (and much more eloquently!) so-- seldom do I have anything to add. Cheers! *Best of the season* to all! Posted by: JeanQ Flyover Yeah, I'm jv around here....my snark has no spark...sniff.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2014 04:53 PM (HtUkt)

459 Good point.

He needs to make sure the batteries in the video camera are charged.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (V+kmg)



You're Army.  He has standards.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:54 PM (64d6n)

460 Tomorrow: Put away Thanksgiving stuff, start getting out Christmas stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 04:54 PM (F2IAQ)

461 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 09:53 PM (F2IAQ) Yeah...there's no way on G-d's green earth that I am clicking on that link. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 28, 2014 04:54 PM (GDulk)

462 Let me run that by Mr. Vendette.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (64d6n)


Bannion might just be the one running!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:55 PM (fL/7/)

463 ONT

Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 04:55 PM (btTLZ)

464 Yeah, I'm jv around here....my snark has no spark...sniff. Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2014 09:53 PM (HtUkt) Naaaah. Compared to D-Lamp you're a veritable Renaissance man.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:55 PM (V+kmg)

465 Going to get the Christmas tree tomorrow.  Husband and his buddies are getting a load of oysters for a roast Sunday afternoon.

Yay.  I don't have to do a thing.  *happy dance*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 04:56 PM (FsuaD)

466 Wrapped in a puddle? Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:45 PM (64d6n) ********* Bacon

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 04:56 PM (jucos)

467 My father-in-law was a college professor and would invite his foreign grad students to Tgiving dinner.  One year we had a Norwegian student whose name was "Simon" only it was pronounced "See'-men"

I did the requisite moron double take, pretended I didn't hear the name right and asked my mother-in-law repeat her introduction ...twice ...  just to make her say See'-men ...and then, settled in for a fine hour of ..."See'-men, would you pass the butter?  .... Mom, does See'-men needs some more ...er....breast? .... See'-men, do you like the gravy Dad made?"

Wife was equal parts appalled and amused.

Posted by: Ed at November 28, 2014 04:56 PM (4HYng)

468 You're Army. He has standards. Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:54 PM (64d6n) Oh, absolutely. He's Navy, so his standards run to sodomy. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/i][/b][/u] at November 28, 2014 04:56 PM (V+kmg)

469 1. Mason green = #006633
2. Mason gold = #FFCC33

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (OjnNr)


What's the penalty if you violate the shade rules.  Will GMU make sure you hue the day?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 04:57 PM (fL/7/)

470 Oh, absolutely.

He's Navy, so his standards run to sodomy.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (V+kmg)



As for rum and the lash, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:57 PM (64d6n)

471 "Anyone else notice an increase in toe nail fungus remedy commercials? Effin sick man."


You weren't there, man, you don't know.   It was Hell. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 04:58 PM (P1oZa)

472 most thankful for? The general insanity and the camaraderie. First T'giving alone, wife passed in January, and several of her boys had invited me to their festivities ... but I spent the day(s) lurking here instead. You invisible people are way better company than meatspace.

Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 04:58 PM (A4AYO)

473 449 -- Not Christian, so I don't have to be nice to the sort of so-called people who would disrupt a children's choir honoring their deity. May those who did so suffer in hell or be reincarnated as women in a moslem society. Or both.

Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 04:59 PM (5jTDk)

474 most thankful for? The general insanity and the camaraderie.
First T'giving alone, wife passed in January, and several of her boys had invited me to their festivities ... but I spent the day(s) lurking here instead. You invisible people are way better company than meatspace.

Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO)




{{{{WingNut}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 04:59 PM (64d6n)

475 I prefer to remain an enigma wrapped in a riddle.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (judos)

An enema wrapped in a bridal? huh?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 28, 2014 05:00 PM (TPimP)

476 most thankful for? The general insanity and the camaraderie. First T'giving alone, wife passed in January, My condolences.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at November 28, 2014 05:03 PM (zMd8i)

477 473 You invisible people are way better company than meatspace. Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO) Aw, thanks, WingNut. My condolences.

Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 05:05 PM (sdi6R)

478 Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO)

My condolences WN.  There is a small group of us here that have very similar unfortunate circumstances in common. You are not alone.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 05:07 PM (fL/7/)

479 you are not alone oh yeah, I know ... didn't bring it up for sympathy and I've become accustomed to the silence. But this wacky place is, indeed, the only place I come to daily and stay way too long. While don't have a lot that really needs to be done ... y'all make sure I don't get much done. For which I am very thankful.

Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 05:11 PM (A4AYO)

480 WingNut- Hop on over the the ONT. Pretty lively tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 05:18 PM (4Mv1T)

481 Typical Eagles Fan who also thought that the movie Silver Linings Playbook was a documentary.

Posted by: Garym at November 28, 2014 05:25 PM (BasZO)

482 I lied to everyone. The bar isn't calling the ONT is! Making breakfast-2 sausage mcmuffins and some tater tots.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 05:28 PM (OjnNr)

483 My condolences WingNut, and my prayers.

Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 05:29 PM (OjnNr)

484 I add my condolences to the others, Wingnut.

...most thankful for?

A place to vent, to educate, and be educated; but mostly to vent.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 05:38 PM (/mTq0)

485 I ate a big pile of pork for Thanksgiving and for leftovers all day today.  Therefor - NOT caring about the douche film student ahole and his d-list video.

Posted by: Leif at November 28, 2014 06:13 PM (+YBGJ)

486 So this is what passes for shit today!? Graduate from film school? Now there is a contradiction in terms. This moron will be making Star Wars XXVII. In my house pop would have had his teeth and jaw at opposite ends of the room well before he even touched the table.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 28, 2014 08:59 PM (lhnDZ)

487 Late to this, I am thankful that AoS and the Horde have carved out a space wherein all may vent freely and can engage in coherent (okay, sometimes not so coherent) discourse when they disagree. I love all you discoursers, the majority of whom I'd tell to get off my lawn in meat space. (I was demonstrating how to pack a backpack for my Boy Scout Troop a couple of weeks ago and I mentioned that my sleeping bag - purchased in 1976 - was older than some of their parents.) One of these days I'll get to another meetup (did one in DE in 2010 and a much smaller meet of about ten of us or so in Philly when Gabe was in town) and be able to put faces and voices to names. May God bless all of you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at November 29, 2014 02:02 AM (/dvmK)

488 Thanks for all the sharing. We had turkey and all the trimmings, just the two of us. Sweet Honey's breathing isn't what it should be and although he wants to do his part, he's more than happy if I do his part. I put an extra egg in the coconut custard pie because I feared it wouldn't set up. It turned into coconut concrete pie, so there you go. Delicious and durable. Saw 'Big Hero 6' yesterday which was a lot of fun. I especially liked that the stars were nerds and proud of it. Couldn't watch the Thanksgiving meltdown video - too close to home memories of my uncle and cousin -- t'aint funny. Condolences to WingNut. I understand how you may want to skip things this year. But maybe you could try new things too if the old things have lost their zing.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at November 29, 2014 02:46 AM (HFHgx)

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