December 29, 2006

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Vs. Quebec
— Ace

This is old, but still funny. French-Canadian bashing never gets old.

Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM | Comments (22)
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1 Huh. Won't load...

Posted by: Entropy at December 29, 2006 03:03 PM (Uh5fR)

2 French-Canadian bashing never gets old.

No it doesn't.

No. It. Doesn't.

Posted by: Bart at December 29, 2006 03:05 PM (TGFl1)

3 Ahh there we go.

Posted by: Entropy at December 29, 2006 03:06 PM (Uh5fR)

4 Zis ees an outrahhhge!

Posted by: Frenchie the Quebecian at December 29, 2006 03:15 PM (9e+67)


I love that little dog.

Reminds me of dear ol' Dad.

Posted by: lauraw at December 29, 2006 03:20 PM (DbybK)


Good stuff good stuff. I like the street sign bit. Allways fun to make fun of people who allready have a well deserved inferiority complex.

Posted by: Entropy at December 29, 2006 03:21 PM (Uh5fR)

7 I don't think I have seen any other people who are more immoral and yet take the moral high ground like the French.

Posted by: Tushar D at December 29, 2006 03:25 PM (9ULFg)


Man, you know it's old if Nice Deb's allready seen it.

Posted by: Nice Deb at December 29, 2006 03:29 PM (YfQX9)

9 Personality transplant?  They can do that now?

Posted by: John Kerry's Personality at December 29, 2006 03:58 PM (Xj2Ev)

10 I liked him ripping the Star Wars Fans around the opening of Episode I. Classic.

Posted by: TheSev at December 29, 2006 04:16 PM (JkjS2)

11 He's at his best if you catch him off the Conan show, for FCC reasons.

I can't remember who's friar's roast he showed up at but it was hillarious.

Posted by: Entropy at December 29, 2006 04:19 PM (Uh5fR)

12 I was living in California and got a job in Alberta in western Canada. Within about 6 hours of arrival I had figured out I wasn't gonna ever get laid unless I passionately hated Quebec. And funny, in about another week, I didn't have to fake it at all!

Eventually this circumstance resulted in me getting hitched (by choice and for 30+ years now BTW). My late Father in Law was a WWII Canadian Navy radio signalman, who clearly remembered forwarding the message "Bismarck sunk" (!).

He told me that during the war, Quebecers didn't want to serve (there was a draft), and they argued that they could contribute more by being sort of a mini-"Arsenal of Democracy". Truth is many were Nazi sympathizers (including to some degree still debated, the young Pierre Trudeau).

So my FIL says the boys in the Navy came up with a
slogan for this great proposition, and sent it to some union guys in Quebec, who actually made a motto of it and had it on banners, etc.! Well, briefly.

The Navy boys even suggested a specific phrasing in English for comsumption in the rest of Canada:
"Give Us the Tools and We Will Lick'em!"

Now, it took quite a while for my FIL and I to quit ROFLing, especially as we were about halfway through a bottle of Lamb's Navy Rum - drinking it straight.

Later when we were alone, my young wife admitted she did not get the joke, which she had heard more than once in the past.

Always loving to a fault, I explained the nuances of it to her in great detail. And to make sure, there was a pop quiz, which she aced!

Posted by: sherlock at December 29, 2006 04:42 PM (vJAe5)

13 Speaking of the French, I think the best caption for all of those photos showing John Kerry sitting alone over in Iraq would be "Can I git me a frontin license here?"

Posted by: Ketchup lady at December 29, 2006 04:55 PM (koO9y)

14 Trudeau a nazi sympathizer? That's nothing. No different from the Vichy french, the Quisling swedes, the Belgians and a few others.

PM Paul Martin appointed a Governor General who use to party with and abet terrrorist seperatist murderers.

The (former) lib government over there was really giving Banana republics a run for their money.

Personally I think they'd all be better with Quebec anyway, although the seperatists seem more tolerable then the libs. I'd love to see the frogs find out how much their bella province depended on protectionist policies subsidized by the other provinces for economic survival.

Posted by: Entropy at December 29, 2006 05:17 PM (Uh5fR)


Hating Quebec is a full time job, for us Canadians.


The worst thing is bi-lingual everywhere, except Quebec where it's french-only.

Posted by: 5Cats at December 29, 2006 07:24 PM (cVijR)



Did you ever hear the Toronto radio station spoof "I am Joe, and I am Canadian" that became "J'mapelle Guy, and I am NOT Canadian!"

Come to think of it- when I get home from work, I'll send it to Ace...maybe he can pop it up on the site.

I married a Calgarian... best move I ever made (even if I do have to grudgingly pull for the Flames every now and then).


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 04:17 AM (mt7GK)

17 I am also not a pussy.

Posted by: Francois, the other Quebecer at December 30, 2006 04:50 AM (pzen5)

18 "I liked him ripping the Star Wars Fans around the opening of Episode I. Classic."

Me too, but frankly, this clip sucked.

Posted by: at December 30, 2006 05:36 AM (lWXTk)

19 I have friends in Fench-Canada, and I my experience with them in their towns and ours are complete opposite of what I guess other people have seen. These people roll out the red carpet for us when we are there, and are wonderful guests when they visit us.

Yeah, they speak French. But they ARE NOT anti-American. (at least not any more than your average Canadian) They are anti-Anglo-Canadian, and from I've heard, the feeling is mutual. Most of the Quebecois feel that their tax dollars (the area is rich in natural resources and shipping) are being unfairly siphoned off to support the less productive states.

Yeah, it takes a little effort to figure out how to order your coffee or poutine in French, but once you do that, you're golden.

And their women are super-hot.

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2006 08:06 AM (/3zOp)

20 Fantastic video, and pretty much sums it up perfect.... thanks.

Jim - you've got to be kidding... maybe you should study the transfer system designed to suck money out of the rest of the country to send to those Queerbec flakes. Heck... Alberta just fired out 12 billion this year so you could still enjoy sucking on that poutine while you decide which side of that white flag you want to raise.

Posted by: ABF at December 31, 2006 08:29 PM (HmQjL)


Posted by: spurwing plover at January 01, 2007 07:53 PM (n7v4a)

22 Yeah I admit that this video is funny, i'm a french canadian, and like the most of the quebecers i understand perfectky the english language. You find that we are stupid but what is really funny is that we could do exactly the same shit with you americans. None of you understands another language than your selfish english. FU americans.

Oh and BTW I'm not separatist

Posted by: Ben at January 12, 2007 11:19 AM (KXVsd)

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