June 14, 2018

Thursday's ONT is a Moral Hazard!
— Open Blogger

It's just disgusting what people today are doing! Sometimes they get what they have coming to them,

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but others show no sense of shame whatsoever! Their whole life is just based upon junk science. Junk Science

12 Facts About the Penis


I mean really. The penis of all things! (Although if the ONT was written for 12 year old boys I could just type “Penis! Penis! Penis!”, and they'd be in hysterics.) At least the above are facts about the penis. Some people seem to be clueless about basic biological facts. I don't know what these people are thinking, it's a mystery

It's a Mystery!



Why on Earth should that be? Better send in Scooby and the gang to figure it out! At least it's better than these stores, which should be far apart.

Shoulda Put These Stores Far Apart

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Well I never! The very idea! Corporate America should be more responsible. Why they aren't is a mystery, too.


It's a Mystery! II

Why Panera’s experiment with pay-what-you-want dining failed

What ever could have gone wrong?

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Oh, forget it. Next thing you know people will be singing dirty songs and shit.


Dirty Songs and Shit

Surprisingly, that's not half as dirty as this song, even though it has more dirty words (1 to 0)

I don't know what is wrong with people today. Maybe it's just a symptom of the rot at the head of the fish

The Rot at the Head of the Fish


New Obama Scandal — ‘Wholesale Destruction’ of Gov’t Records

Ahh, fuggetaboutit. We should all just think about something funny until the SMOD delivers us all from this veil of tears.

Something Funny

Scientists Are Sharing The Worst Stock Photos Of Their Jobs And They're Hilarious



Tonight's ONT brought to you by heroes:

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They don't all wear capes, you know.

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1 Has it already been discussed that the cover of a movie called "American Satan" looks exactly like David Hogg?

https://tinyurl.com/yc3y6r8q

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (rv0Fo)

2 Early!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (kufk0)

3 Is this to make up for last night some how?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (kufk0)

4 A fine ONT, that just seems to be missing something that would take it over the top ...

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (DMUuz)

5 Just you and me, lin-duh. You know what that means.

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (rv0Fo)

6 Has Hillary's neck been stretched yet?

Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (SRarZ)

7 AoSHQ: All Dick, All Night.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (zfrbv)

8 That seagull is mocking every man here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (V2Yro)

9 I am eagerly awaiting PDT's tweets on the IG report. Hopefully he unleashes the thunder on these Deep State scumbags.

Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (OeWgo)

10 Hi, lin- duh!

Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (SRarZ)

11 That's why you have 2.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (FGwyi)

12 At least it wasn't called "Juicy Taco"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

13 That Biologist in the bottom right corner is welcome to stare at my fluids all she wants.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (FGwyi)

14 Daniel Sharp, I salute you. Semper Fi. The few and the proud, indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (8O3HH)

15 The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque Youse guys always make me laugh. Good for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (hyuyC)

16 6. IN THE 15TH CENTURY, MEN FEARED WITCHES WHO COULD STEAL THEIR PENISES.

======

I can relate, fearing that a President Hillary could steal mine.

Posted by: ShainS [b][/b][i][/i][s][/s][u][/u] at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (BiLU+)

17 Monty Python's filthy song "I bet you they won't play this song on the radio" https://youtu.be/WTzM3NnjUuw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (39g3+)

18 Hey Dick!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (kufk0)

19 ONT Hot 25!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (e9G8E)

20 Thanks for the ONT. Watch out for the Seagulls, men.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (ndTbZ)

21 Too bad mega....you knew they'd all show up.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (kufk0)

22 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pe Not to burst your bubble, but probably a "Go Ugly Early" moment. And can you say Semper Fi for a threesome?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (hyuyC)

23 What did he have that I didn't?


Posted by: The Other Testicle at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (RVcmP)

24 Wonder what the seagull thought it was getting?

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (PEJUg)

25 Huh huh huh...huh huh huh...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (lLeln)

26 I decided to leave Gab after a conversation with Andrew. He declared openly did it was okay for people to threaten to dox me. I'm still in investor there, but I'll never be back there.

Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (SRarZ)

27 >Wonder what the seagull thought it was getting? Leftovers. The early bird already got the worm.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (FGwyi)

28 Florida Man and Woman and Woman! That swamp water must be *some* stuff!

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (vDqXW)

29
Florida Veteran   >  Florida Man

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (r+sAi)

30 Leftovers. The early bird already got the worm. Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (FGwyi) I'll give that somewhere between a groan and a cringe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (F5+ro)

31 LESBIAN SEAGULL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BaKOluofCA

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (FGwyi)

32 Google Voice hates me as you can tell by my last comment

Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (SRarZ)

33 That there is one studly dude!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (9+Ubr)

Posted by: Billy Jefferson C. at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (RVcmP)

35 Ha! I had Mighty Taco for dinner Monday night. A super mighty, in fact. It's a local chain in and around Buffalo, about 20-25 locations. Also, I call BS on the guy seducing the lady cops, but bravo for getting the story spread on the interwebs. When that girl you just met googles you, and she reads that story? yeah. Well done, young man, well done.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (jp0Bv)

36 I saw your post about that Dick. I just check post maybe twice a week. This blog is my social media...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (kufk0)

37 -
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IN THE 15TH CENTURY, MEN FEARED WITCHES WHO COULD STEAL THEIR PENISES.

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Turns out they can only bend them.


Posted by: Billy Jefferson C. at June 14, 2018 04:35 PM (RVcmP)

38 OUCH poor guy lost a Nut to a seagull

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 04:35 PM (y3aQB)

39 A report found that LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers. Why on Earth should that be? Better send in Scooby and the gang to figure it out! --- Just don't send Horowitz, he probably couldn't find any documentable evidence why that would be the case.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (vDqXW)

40 Give me a link on that so I can find it. Thanks hottie!

Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (SRarZ)

41 Where's Yoko? Ah, Salty Dog already was in on it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (S6Pax)

42 I call BS on the guy seducing the lady cops, but bravo for getting the story spread on the interwebs. Who knew you could try? I mean maybe it always works but nobody ever had the courage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

43 That Florida Veteran is a great American. Trump should make him a diplomat. Silver tongued, he must be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (ndTbZ)

44 And then he ran. He ran so far away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (IqV8l)

45 Another incredible revelation from the IG report was that at no time was Hillary Clinton ever an official target or subject of the investigation.


That to me is incredible in itself.

This is all just a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (UfMVm)

46 Turns out the only thing true about that Daniel Sharp piece is that he's a former Marine. He's a jokester and that was just a news-story looking piece he made up himself. Probably the plot of some "educational video" he was watching, and decided to make himself a Fake news subject.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (8O3HH)

47 New Obama Scandal — ‘Wholesale Destruction’ of Gov’t Records --- Nope. Press still says "Scandal free"

Posted by: choomboy@hillaryclintonsillegalserver.com at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW)

48 21 Too bad mega....you knew they'd all show up.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (kufk0)


Rats. Foiled again!!!

Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (rv0Fo)

49 We just wanted to believe the Daniel Sharp story. Your just hope it was true too much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (8O3HH)

50 >>And then he ran. He ran so far away. THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE BAND THAT SANG THAT SONG IS A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS

Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (FGwyi)

51 29 Florida Veteran > Florida Man Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 09:33 PM (r+sAi) Only because.... contrary to normal operations... More Police showed up in a timely fashion. If not??? Dear Penthouse, you won't believe what happened but...

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

52 Probably the plot of some "educational video" he was watching, and decided to make himself a Fake news subject. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH) --- Next thing you'll say is that the Penthouse Forum letters are fake.

Posted by: choomboy@hillaryclintonsillegalserver.com at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

53 That Florida Veteran is a great American. Trump should make him a diplomat. Silver tongued, he must be. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 09:37 PM (ndTbZ) ---------- Possibly, but more likely has a Gene Simmons like tongue and licked his own eyebrows in front of them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (I16G8)

54 Sorry to say that the Florida vet story --- which seems too good to be true --- ain't true. Sigh. https://tinyurl.com/y8ext8ea

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (Gs5TH)

55 Chalk one up for Florida man..

Posted by: Papasurf at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (Jq9CG)

56 >>Chalk one up for Florida man. CHALK UP TWO

Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (FGwyi)

57 Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Posted by: Almondingston Seagull at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (DMUuz)

58 Hurt like a sonofabitch, doc. Then I heard, "Caw! Caw-Caw!"

Posted by: Man Recently Without Testicle at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (TKQ/l)

59 >>Why on Earth should that be? Better send in Scooby and the gang to figure it out! At least it's better than these stores, which should be far apart. Oh, great, so the message is LGBTQs demand right to offspring to ensure elder care?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at June 14, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)

60 Dennis Miller As I watched FBI Director Chris Wray's press conference today, I would have thought he was talking about catching an agent photo copying his ass on the Xerox machine ===== HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 04:41 PM (y3aQB)

61 Fuck You, Little Pelican! Fuck You!

Posted by: Falcon and the Snowman at June 14, 2018 04:41 PM (FGwyi)

62 Steven Seagull.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 04:41 PM (VgKNm)

63 Once upon a time, when I just finished college, I worked in a research lab my advisor had started, as a private business. He had a habit of looking at some re-crystalized product in a vial, and just saying, "super, super" if it looked good. We used to call it the Frank's Color Test or FCT (because his first name was Frank). One day, his partner, a sub continent Indian, was in the lab, and my co-worker in the lab and I were looking at something we had made, and going "super! super!", to which the partner wondered why. We told him all about the FCT. He laughed, and then was silly enough to say the same thing when the boss was in the lab a week later. "Super! Super!", to which Frank gave him a dirty look, and my partner and I just looked dumbfounded. Later, we laughed really hard. Chemistry humor. Why didn't they tell jokes at Jonestown? The punchlines were too long!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (S6Pax)

64 @39

Are you suggesting that scissoring and docking cannot produce offspring??

Next thing you will be telling me is that the phrase, "...oh my god I am physically ill from the results of the election of Donald Trump!!!," doesn't evince political bias.

Parsimmons!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (UfMVm)

65 I call BS on the guy seducing the lady cops, but bravo for getting the story spread on the interwebs. Was Stormy Daniels one of the lady cops?

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (3W5cQ)

66 Ah Daniel san, you have snatched the pebble from my hand

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (M+Lyo)

67 43 That Florida Veteran is a great American. Trump should make him a diplomat. Silver tongued, he must be. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 09:37 PM (ndTbZ) Some kind of tongue

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (4Y+UC)

68 Well if this whole journalist-for-hire-with-sex doesn't work out it's good to know theres a Florida Law-Enforcement-With-Sex job available

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (RT1HM)

69 The funny thing about Michaelangelo's "David" is that he is uncircumcised. LOL.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (3HNOQ)

70  Oh, great, so the message is LGBTQs demand right to offspring to ensure elder care?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2018 09:41 PM (W+vEI)

---

I suspect the plan is much simpler.  More social security dollars for them and fewer for normal people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (VgKNm)

71 i love obviously dirty songs that have no dirty words like 60 Minute Man and Poison Ivy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 04:44 PM (PUmDY)

72 Three tubes? Like a banana?

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 04:44 PM (3HNOQ)

73 I call BS on the guy seducing the lady cops, but bravo for getting the story spread on the interwebs. Was Stormy Daniels one of the lady cops? Posted by: tbodie at June 14, 2018 09:42 PM (3W5cQ) --- And somebody was drawn over by the sound of a 70s funk guitar riff.

Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:45 PM (vDqXW)

74 As I have wandered through life, one thing I have found is a lot of "gay" men are actually Bi. So some gay men do have kids. Because in one part of their lives, they had a female partner/wife. Maybe a beard. With kids. Imagine. Imagine how dumb our government is to research these things.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 04:45 PM (S6Pax)

75 Individual Sandhill Cranes were tagged with GPS markers, and they left from Texas and were recorded flying all the way to the tip of Siberia.

They mid-winter rest stop @ Jasper Pulaski here in NW IN.  Yuge flights coming in @dusk from every direction of compass.  Bigger than a Canada Goose, fly higher in bigger flocks.  Call you can here at > mile.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 14, 2018 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

76 The Bad Stock Photo tweet is funny.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 04:45 PM (sdi6R)

77 >>Well if this whole journalist-for-hire-with-sex doesn't work out it's good to know theres a Florida Law-Enforcement-With-Sex job available Posted by: Ali Watkins Or maybe the FBI?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at June 14, 2018 04:46 PM (W+vEI)

78 And unless I'm misunderstanding something, fully 75% of scientists are women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 04:46 PM (VgKNm)

79 The penis averages seem way too small

Posted by: Every guy on the internet at June 14, 2018 04:46 PM (RT1HM)

80  The majority of them are hot women, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 04:46 PM (VgKNm)

81 I'm going to take a wild guess and say that the Florida Veteran threesome with lady cops story is fake. Otherwise, I've obviously wasted my life.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 04:47 PM (20X6f)

82 Three tubes? Like a banana? Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2018 09:44 PM And thus, with a whimper, not a bang, was the true meaning behind Banana Splits Guy revealed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2018 04:47 PM (DMUuz)

83 A report found that LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers. Oh for f**k sake. Boston Globe employees, go back to high school and take a biology class. just when I think liberals couldn't get stupider. Also, I don't have children, so I pay for long term care insurance. I also have investments. It's called being responsible.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 04:48 PM (+lVUW)

84 Mo-om! He's LOOKING AT ME!

Posted by: Netflix Employee at June 14, 2018 04:48 PM (vDqXW)

85 And then I went home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Florida Veteran at June 14, 2018 04:49 PM (TKQ/l)

86 >> And then I went home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Well played, sir.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:49 PM (8O3HH)

87 Yeah, those stock photos are kind of silly. Everyone knows that biologists don't stare at test tubes full of colored liquid. They write books promoting atheism.

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at June 14, 2018 04:49 PM (/qEW2)

88 78 And unless I'm misunderstanding something, fully 75% of scientists are women. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 09:46 PM (VgKNm) I thought the STEM fields were supposed to be sexist or something.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 04:49 PM (sdi6R)

89 79 The penis averages seem way too small Posted by: Every guy on the internet at June 14, 2018 09:46 PM (RT1HM) Nah. For captiol hill those averages seem kinda high. Especially girth. Trust me.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 04:49 PM (jff78)

90 The penis averages seem way too small

Posted by: Every guy on the internet at June 14, 2018 09:46 PM (RT1HM)



The secret is using several at the same time.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 14, 2018 04:50 PM (sXefu)

91 Well if this whole journalist-for-hire-with-sex doesn't work out it's good to know theres a Florida Law-Enforcement-With-Sex job available Posted by: Ali Watkins I think Ali was going for a Pull-it-zer prize.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 04:50 PM (3W5cQ)

92 Fact: the Force does not have one.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 14, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

93 Older gays and lesbians can't always depend on close relatives as caregivers. A report found that LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers. Biology, how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2018 04:51 PM (SiINZ)

94 The stock photo link was really funny. WTF, Marketing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2018 04:51 PM (hyuyC)

95 And then I went home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Posted by: Florida Veteran What does she look like today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 04:51 PM (IqV8l)

96 Otherwise, I've obviously wasted my life. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 09:47 PM Don't forget the indulgences you get for commenting here, and for purchasing the Platinum Membership, but mostly for the Platinum Membership.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2018 04:52 PM (DMUuz)

97 And then I went home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild. I understand that you've seen her naked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

98 Speaking of seagulls... https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards [/b][/i] at June 14, 2018 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

99 It's neat how the vast majority of America is okay with that The Gay photo if the caption is two brothers or cousins, but still utterly disgusted by it being two lovers.

Too scared to acknowledge it, of course, but I'm guessing even Disney isn't putting graphic yuckiness of two dudes in many, if any, of their shows and movies for that very reason.  Something cutesy and implied, but not much more.  Because they know 98% of people are absolutely repulsed by the idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 04:52 PM (VgKNm)

100 Mortgage lenders just have stock photos of shiny happy people on their websites.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 04:52 PM (PUmDY)

101 FBI Employee: All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his policies and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm. He hates the middle class more than he hates high unemployment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 04:53 PM (rnAwa)

102 Judging by those leaks to journalists charts, a couple of those reporters were pretty 'busy'.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 04:53 PM (TKQ/l)

103 95 And then I went home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Posted by: Florida Veteran What does she look like today? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 09:51 PM (IqV8l) Not bad: https://tinyurl.com/y8gscsmy

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 04:53 PM (ndTbZ)

104 I wish I could find it but some guy tweeted out what life was like before The General started throwing Commies out of Helicopters. Party members getting food gas etc before non Communist members. I remember a teacher showing us a movie about some dipshit from the US helping the Commies and becoming missing and the Dad trying to find him, well your son sided with Commies and got what he deserved. General Pinochet did the right thing and look where is country is today.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 14, 2018 04:54 PM (dKiJG)

105 Judging by those leaks to journalists charts, a couple of those reporters were pretty 'busy'.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2018 09:53 PM (TKQ/l)



I'm gargling three times a day.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 14, 2018 04:54 PM (sXefu)

106 Those two Florida deputies who did a threesome on the guy should go to work for the FBI. Face it, they have more professionalism than some of the FBI agents we've been reading about lately. And they're probably more patriotic, since the beneficiary of their service was a combat vet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 04:55 PM (+lVUW)

107 Morgan Fairchild always looked kind of angular to me, but pretty in her way. But she played a caricature of a hot woman, I loved how SCTV portrayed her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)

108 Hmmm... Stallone getting #MeToo'd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 04:55 PM (/qEW2)

109 107 Morgan Fairchild always looked kind of angular to me, but pretty in her way. But she played a caricature of a hot woman, I loved how SCTV portrayed her Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 09:55 PM (39g3+) I know what you mean. Bo Derek always struck me the same way- obviously beautiful, but they seemed almost a species apart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 04:56 PM (ndTbZ)

110 I don't think that many had thought much about the demographic implications for society in the legalisation of homosexual 'marriage'...

Probably thinking "This will work!" (with cradle-to-grave subsidies from the Nanny State, etc....)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 04:56 PM (e9G8E)

111 California To Ration Water California has a new law that severely restricts how much water a person can use.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2018 04:56 PM (itfg0)

112 Seagulls hate those balls!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (onc1L)

113 Leftovers.

The early bird already got the worm.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (FGwyi)

I'll give that somewhere between a groan and a cringe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 14, 2018 09:33 PM (F5+ro)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU SAY HIS NAME OUT LOUD...


WHAT, YOU ALREADY GOT THAT?


WELL NEVER MIND THEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (XQvuQ)

114 I want to believe the Florida Vet Three Way story. I really do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (fiGNd)

115 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007309816493199360 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007309913553620992 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310021829513216 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310136950521856 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310242781302784

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (eh0Va)

116 Gays are 3 to 4 times less likely to have offspring than their heyerosexual peers? Well, hoe rhee fook, who would have guessed that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

117 Hmmm... Stallone getting #MeToo'd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)



It's better to receive, not give.

Posted by: Shep! at June 14, 2018 04:57 PM (sXefu)

118 No Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 14, 2018 04:58 PM (v3DL/)

119 That seagull is mocking every man here. If it's revenge you want, then pull up a floor and let me tell you the story of The Seagull That Wouldn't Give Up Trying To Steal My Bait As I Was Casting Until I Hit Him Like A Golf Ball On The First Tee And Knocked His Stupid Feathery Ass Out Like A Light.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 14, 2018 04:58 PM (HaL55)

120 116 Gays are 3 to 4 times less likely to have offspring than their heyerosexual peers? Well, hoe rhee fook, who would have guessed that? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR) The funny thing is: you'd expect the disparity to be greater.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 04:58 PM (ndTbZ)

121 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310352068108291 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310466555793411 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310579290210304 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310706604167168 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1007310817317015552

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2018 04:58 PM (eh0Va)

122 New Obama Scandal - 'Wholesale Destruction' of Gov't Records It's a DeepState combination of juggling 5 balls and shell game. They are running the game and we lose. I hope I'm wrong and JackStraw's faith in humanity is right. But I don't think so.

Posted by: Right Angles at June 14, 2018 04:59 PM (QviAd)

123 FBI Employee: All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his policies and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm. He hates the middle class more than he hates high unemployment. Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 09:53 PM (rnAwa) ------ Wow. He just described, without realizing it, the JEF's voters from 2008, though they were in no way middle class. Remember "He gonna pay my rent, my food and my cell phone"? "Where is he going to get that money?". "I don'k know, from his stash!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 14, 2018 04:59 PM (I16G8)

124 Too scared to acknowledge it, of course, but I'm guessing even Disney isn't putting graphic yuckiness of two dudes in many, if any, of their shows and movies for that very reason. Something cutesy and implied, but not much more. Because they know 98% of people are absolutely repulsed by the idea.
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Have you seen the latest ad from the Las Vegas tourism folks?

It's chicks, but still.

Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2018 04:59 PM (XQvuQ)

125 Gays are 3 to 4 times less likely to have offspring than their heyerosexual peers? Well, hoe rhee fook, who would have guessed that? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR) You're making fun of this but this is true STEM stuff.

Posted by: Right Angles at June 14, 2018 05:00 PM (QviAd)

126 When I was much younger, I'd often imagined how nice it would be to be the filling in a Jane Seymour and Morgan Fairchild sammich...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 05:00 PM (e9G8E)

127 Fact: the Force does not have one. Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 14, 2018 09:51 PM (/qEW2) Fact: neither do I.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 14, 2018 05:00 PM (4C0+v)

128 New Obama Scandal - 'Wholesale Destruction' of Gov't Records

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Huh.  Hopefully the House and Senate can write some sort of legislation making that illegal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:00 PM (VgKNm)

129 I was assured by kbdabear that scantily-clad busty girls wearing classes was Science! Now it appears that they have to be wearing lab coats and goggles. Oh well, they can still be busty, I suppose.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2018 05:01 PM (sdi6R)

130 Happy Flag Day! http://politicalhat.com/?p=14714

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2018 05:01 PM (itfg0)

131 The funny thing is: you'd expect the disparity to be greater.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 09:58 PM (ndTbZ)



Turkey baster stocks are through the roof!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at June 14, 2018 05:01 PM (sXefu)

132 William Friedkin directed two of the greatest car chases of all time: French Connection and To Live and Die in LA. Frankenheimer did Ronin, which was also good but the origin was really Bullit, by Peter Yates, the first really great car chase.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)

133 Yeah, those penis size stats are obviously erroneous. Don't they even read Penthouse Forum? The mean is obviously 8". Standard deviation, seriously of erect length is 0.62" A 7" dick would be well over the 95th percentile. Well over. Conclusion: men are the biggest liars ever about this measurement.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH)

134 Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2018 09:57 PM (eh0Va)

Hey, sorry about your Mom.

Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2018 05:02 PM (XQvuQ)

135 124 Too scared to acknowledge it, of course, but I'm guessing even Disney isn't putting graphic yuckiness of two dudes in many, if any, of their shows and movies for that very reason. Something cutesy and implied, but not much more. Because they know 98% of people are absolutely repulsed by the idea. --- Have you seen the latest ad from the Las Vegas tourism folks? It's chicks, but still. Posted by: Methos
Ah, but reasonably good looking chicks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 05:02 PM (20X6f)

136 I don't get the "opting out of federal archiving." Has any other President done that?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:03 PM (PUmDY)

137 Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her https://youtu.be/SilKZK47XTc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 05:03 PM (IqV8l)

138 I'd often imagined how nice it would be to be the filling in a Jane Seymour and Morgan Fairchild sammich...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)



I think that would technically be smegma.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 05:04 PM (sXefu)

139 >>>80 The majority of them are hot women, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 09:46 PM (VgKNm) ________ >>>78 And unless I'm misunderstanding something, fully 75% of scientists are women. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 09:46 PM (VgKNm) ________ As someone who works in a technical field, engineering, there are few women. About one in twenty and that's with all the crazy incentives to hire women engineers. It is true that women engineers skew younger amd prettier but that's because so many stop working when they have their first child. I've never met a woman engineer over 40, though I'm sure there's some out there. Two examples: First: We just lost a terrific naval architect because she had her first baby. Her husband is also a Naval Architect and they can live off his one salary. She's 27. Second: my GF is an electrical engineer. And if we get married and have kids the chances of her continuing to work are close to zero. She's 23. There's no country for old lady-engineers. Probably scientists too.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 14, 2018 05:04 PM (S8dD6)

140 Ah, Florida Man, you never disappoint!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:04 PM (pNxlR)

141 Once I was sunbathing au naturelle, and a seagull swooped down and stole my jade eggs! I was so pissed.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 14, 2018 05:05 PM (/qEW2)

142  Too scared to acknowledge it, of course, but I'm guessing even Disney
isn't putting graphic yuckiness of two dudes in many, if any, of their
shows and movies for that very reason. Something cutesy and implied, but
not much more. Because they know 98% of people are absolutely repulsed
by the idea.
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Have you seen the latest ad from the Las Vegas tourism folks?

It's chicks, but still.

Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2018 09:59 PM (XQvuQ)

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Yeah, pretty much every straight male is very much pro hot chicks - or even just average chicks - making out (or more).  We're about as pro-gay as you can get.

Dudes?  I'd be surprised if it's two percent of the population that wants to casually see the same thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:05 PM (VgKNm)

143 kbdabear I'm sorry about your Mom. I have a mild idea what you are going through. I lost my Mom this March after years of her suffering from Alzheimers. The extinction of a stellar human being is tough to be near. Prayers for you are ascending. I want a preventative for that process like a caveman for fire, or a dweeb for Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2018 05:05 PM (hyuyC)

144 I don*t think is just the LGBT crowd that is alone. I work in day surgery. We have a lot of patients over 40 that don*t have anyone to help at home after procedures. It*s really becoming a huge safety issue.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 14, 2018 05:05 PM (DAdSz)

145 Yeh, "opting out of federal archiving " really means, "we don't want to be forced to hand these over to prosecutors someday. "

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (myjNJ)

146 When I was much younger, I'd often imagined how nice it would be to be the filling in a Jane Seymour and Morgan Fairchild sammich... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E) In the mid-80s ... I aspired to be abducted from my middle school by Sybil Danning.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (fiGNd)

147 To the horde.  If you are looking for employment in the Asheville NC or Marietta GA areas, we have an opening for a Project Manager / Sales Specialist.  Need to be familiar with building construction methods and be able to read building plans.  Should have a background in electronics and knowledge in wireless alarms and access control systems is helpful.  Know how to use common office applications such as Word, Excel, SalesForce and Adobe Acrobat.  Will be responsible for handling management of projects involving sales, planning and installation of wireless locking systems.  Job will require travel up to 25% of the time.
Can give you more details on where to apply if you are interested.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (w+Jhj)

148 IN THE 15TH CENTURY, MEN FEARED WITCHES WHO COULD STEAL THEIR PENISES. ====== I can relate, fearing that a President Hillary could steal mine. Posted by: ShainS at June 14, 2018 09:30 PM (BiLU+) Why would she want it? She prefers Mighty Tacos. OK, she just prefers tacos. They don't have to be mighty.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (9BLnV)

149 Even with the whitewashing of the IG report, I think this is a turning point. Obama's appalling and illegal effort to disrupt the election is beginning to unravel. Even the MSM will be hard pressed to ignore this steaming pile. It will take on a life of its own.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (onc1L)

150 What was the drug Florida Man was on when he was trying to eat people's faces off several years ago?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:06 PM (PUmDY)

151 Mighty Taco? Who let Sally Field in here?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 05:07 PM (BRvh1)

152 Dudes? I'd be surprised if it's two percent of the population that wants to casually see the same thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 10:05 PM (VgKNm)



Moron, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 14, 2018 05:07 PM (sXefu)

153 142: John Nolte's Twitter feed has a saying; my stash of lesbian porn proves I'm not homophobic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 05:07 PM (20X6f)

154 A great number of soi-disant homosexuals have biologic children -- which one will hear about when it's convenient...

Most lesbians and a high percentage of homosexual males have engaged in actual sexual intercourse at some point in their lives...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 05:07 PM (e9G8E)

155 150 What was the drug Florida Man was on when he was trying to eat people's faces off several years ago? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 10:06 PM (PUmDY) Was that bath salts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 05:08 PM (ndTbZ)

156 >>>110 I don't think that many had thought much about the demographic implications for society in the legalisation of homosexual 'marriage'... Probably thinking "This will work!" (with cradle-to-grave subsidies from the Nanny State, etc....) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 09:56 PM (e9G8E) ________ Leftists saw it. Depopulation of Westerners is a feature not a bug of gay marriage.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (S8dD6)

157 Lipscomb wrote that "the accumulation of recent congressional testimony has made it clear that the Obama administration itself engaged in the wholesale destruction and 'loss' of tens of thousands of government records covered under the act as well as the intentional evasion of the government records recording system by engaging in private email exchanges." You mean to tell me that the guy who deliberately buried his stellar academic records also deliberately destroyed government documents? Woweee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (pNxlR)

158 I don't get the "opting out of federal archiving." Has any other President done that? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 10:03 PM (PUmDY) ------------ No, because there no law allowing this to be possible. All Federal work product is owned by the taxpayers, ya know, the people that ultimately pay these assholes for their "work".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (I16G8)

159 >> Yeah, pretty much every straight male is very much pro hot chicks - or even just average chicks - making out (or more). Science confirms that. Seriously. They've done studies, using the old "peter meter" with groups of men watching chicks make out. Mr. Happy generally digs that. Even for those that say it doesn't. Back in college when were doing "research" and watching educational films of that nature, there was always some dude, usually one who would say "what a waste!" or something like that during a lesbo scene. We'd say, "Well, if you don't like it, get the hell out and watch what you want to". They always stuck around and watched it through.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (8O3HH)

160 Most lesbians and a high percentage of homosexual males have engaged in actual sexual intercourse at some point in their lives... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E) Here's hoping Tammy Bruce is still open to the possibility ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (fiGNd)

161 87 Yeah, those stock photos are kind of silly. Everyone knows that biologists don't stare at test tubes full of colored liquid. They write books promoting atheism. Posted by: Richard Dawkins Or they do studies to find out why gay men have fewer children than heterosexuals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 05:09 PM (+lVUW)

162 A great number of soi-disant homosexuals have biologic children -- which one will hear about when it's convenient... Most lesbians and a high percentage of homosexual males have engaged in actual sexual intercourse at some point in their lives... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E) Yes, but it wasn't nasty enough for them. I think that's just because they weren't doing it right.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 05:10 PM (9BLnV)

163 Aetius, I think you are right. Drudge had a field day with that one when his site didn't take weekends off like now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:10 PM (PUmDY)

164 No, just pot, or so we are told.

Posted by: bolivar di griz at June 14, 2018 05:10 PM (x+C/t)

165 Most lesbians and a high percentage of homosexual males have engaged in actual sexual intercourse at some point in their lives...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)



Hated it. The lesbian sex was the worst, I was the top.

Posted by: Shep! at June 14, 2018 05:11 PM (sXefu)

166 Moron, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 14, 2018 10:07 PM (sXefu)

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Not particularly, although they'd probably rank higher than the latest Star Wars ones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:11 PM (VgKNm)

167 Seagull comes up short in David Hogg attack!

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 14, 2018 05:12 PM (yhf6w)

168  Or they do studies to find out why gay men have fewer children than heterosexuals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

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No joke, I bet there has been tens of millions of dollars spent studying that. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:12 PM (VgKNm)

169 Moron, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 14, 2018 10:07 PM (sXefu)
I hope he doesn't ask me about bathhouses - Joey

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 14, 2018 05:14 PM (DxWUs)

170 A boner is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 14, 2018 05:14 PM (onc1L)

171 Seagulls appear at AT&T Park at the 7th inning like a clock. How do they know?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2018 05:14 PM (EZebt)

172 Holy carp - OUTSTANDING ONT, WeirdDave! Moral hazard, indeed. Yasher koach!!

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at June 14, 2018 05:15 PM (vUcdz)

173 No joke, I bet there has been tens of millions of dollars spent studying that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 10:12 PM (VgKNm)



Still not pregnant bitches! And I've tried!

Posted by: Shep! at June 14, 2018 05:16 PM (sXefu)

174 I know what you mean. Bo Derek always struck me the same way- obviously beautiful, but they seemed almost a species apart. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Bo Derek's face had such perfectly proportioned features that there was nothing memorable about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 05:16 PM (+lVUW)

175 I saw Exploding Corkscrew Penis open for Jane's Addiction at the Coconut Teaszer in '82

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:17 PM (onc1L)

176 John Derek had a type.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:17 PM (PUmDY)

177 Spoogle says it's gonna totally help blacks and hispanics with diversity hiring. I think the DOJ should force companies to at least adhere to the teh idea that AA is for centuries of mistreatment of the slave population not for whatever random foreigner comes here. There's so judicial cutout for people who come here and just happen to be brown.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 05:18 PM (FOPyv)

178 Speaking of the Hoggenfuehrer, has he accepted that 2nd Amendment-supporting chick's challenge to arm wrestle yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

179 That seagull story is nuts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 05:20 PM (IcT7t)

180 123 FBI Employee: All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his policies and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm. He hates the middle class more than he hates high unemployment. Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 09:53 PM (rnAwa) ------ Wow. He just described, without realizing it, the JEF's voters from 2008, though they were in no way middle class. Remember "He gonna pay my rent, my food and my cell phone"? "Where is he going to get that money?". "I don'k know, from his stash!". Posted by: Calm Mentor Yup, that's a description of welfare people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 05:20 PM (+lVUW)

181 hi everybody. i'm back from my lobotomy. i'm fime. :-)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2018 05:20 PM (Pg+x7)

182 Speaking of the Hoggenfuehrer, has he accepted that 2nd Amendment-supporting chick's challenge to arm wrestle yet? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pNxlR) --------- Someone would need to pay to have an orthopedic surgeon on hand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:20 PM (onc1L)

183 161 87 Yeah, those stock photos are kind of silly. Everyone knows that biologists don't stare at test tubes full of colored liquid. They write books promoting atheism. Posted by: Richard Dawkins -0-------------- loser...you write about global warming. posted by Michael Mann* *actually, who was his buttplug supporter on twitter? That's who I wanted to spoof.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 05:20 PM (FOPyv)

184 Speaking of the Hoggenfuehrer, has he accepted that 2nd Amendment-supporting chick's challenge to arm wrestle yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pNxlR)

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He should, honestly.  Even with scrawny chicken arms, as a semi-functional male he'd probably win just because of denser muscle mass and all the other stuff we're not supposed to believe because science or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:21 PM (VgKNm)

185 Hey! That bird took my balls!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:21 PM (onc1L)

186 I feel like the IG report is a shooting that needs a little distance before divining anything from it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:21 PM (PUmDY)

187 That seagull story is nuts. Posted by: Blanco Basura No, that was the squirrels ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 14, 2018 05:21 PM (AoK0a)

188 Speaking of the Hoggenfuehrer, has he accepted that 2nd Amendment-supporting chick's challenge to arm wrestle yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 10:18 PM (pNxlR)



I've been masturbating furiously to build up my wrist strength.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2018 05:22 PM (sXefu)

189 I've read that millions have been spent to study the epidemics of alcoholism and obesity in lesbians...

Smoking, VD, mental illness, lonliness, etc....

Yet we learn from the media just how happy and healthy the homosexuals are, and, also, what a grave crisis it is when they're not...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 05:22 PM (e9G8E)

190 129 I was assured by kbdabear that scantily-clad busty girls wearing classes was Science! Now it appears that they have to be wearing lab coats and goggles. Oh well, they can still be busty, I suppose. Posted by: rickl I have a niece who works in the tech industry. They wear big, bulky, ugly hazmat type suits. The only time they wear nice clothes is if there's a meeting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 05:23 PM (+lVUW)

191 181 hi everybody. i'm back from my lobotomy. i'm fime. :-) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2018 10:20 PM (Pg+x7) -------- Rosemary Kennedy turned out to be a very nice, docile young lady. You should be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:23 PM (onc1L)

192 Saudi Arabian women would make ideal biologists. They could have medical burqas with surgical mask veils.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 05:24 PM (/qEW2)

193 Hey, I was just trying to peel his potatoes.

Posted by: Jonathan Livingston Seagull at June 14, 2018 05:24 PM (fdTrp)

194 I've read that millions have been spent to study the epidemics of alcoholism and obesity in lesbians...

Smoking, VD, mental illness, lonliness, etc....

Yet we learn from the media just how happy and healthy the homosexuals are, and, also, what a grave crisis it is when they're not...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 14, 2018 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

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If only we had a control group that we've spent 50+ years destroying the family unit and promoting father issues throughout the entire United States to compare them to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 14, 2018 05:24 PM (VgKNm)

195 I've read that millions have been spent to study the epidemics of alcoholism and obesity in lesbians... Don't forget the studies of lesbians giving one another abusive thumpings. And yet, in the media, homosexuals are the wisest, kindest and sweetest folks among us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

196 Bo Derek's face had such perfectly proportioned features that there was nothing memorable about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW) ------------ Her body, on the other hand, had such perfectly proportioned attributes that she was a star in the CM spank bank for a number of years. First, the Bolero scene, then the one with her being "washed like a horse". I never even sent her a note of thanks for that during my mid-late teen years.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 14, 2018 05:24 PM (I16G8)

197 "And yet, in the media, homosexuals are the wisest, kindest and sweetest folks among us." can't wait for the next DSM to list being a white male "breeder" as a type of mental illness

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 05:25 PM (FOPyv)

198 And yet, in the media, homosexuals are the wisest, kindest and sweetest folks among us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2018 10:24 PM (pNxlR) ------- You forgot "courageous."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:25 PM (onc1L)

199 I remember back in my youth when Chile was deemed unsalvageable because it was an export economy based on one commodity, Copper, and Nixon would never allow it to advance because Nixon would never allow Anaconda Copper to fail.

Then Allende finished nationalizing the foreign owned copper mines and the economy went to hell, and the lefties blamed Nixon and Anaconda Copper.
Well, duh.  Steal that much and no-one trusts you not to steal more.

Pablo Neruda was arguably a poet - as in free verse about Marxism and sex is arguably poetry - but he wrote about Anaconda and proved himself an idiot socialist as well.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 05:25 PM (2K6fY)

200 I've been telling people for years that those fucking birds were up to no good.

Posted by: Tippi Hedrin at June 14, 2018 05:26 PM (fdTrp)

201 Hey, I was just trying to peel his potatoes.

Posted by: Jonathan Livingston Seagull at June 14, 2018 10:24 PM (fdTrp)



Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: John James Audubon at June 14, 2018 05:26 PM (sXefu)

202 Those science photos look like they are testing different kool aid flavors.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:26 PM (PUmDY)

203 Bet a bunch of the Morons if they got this in their email in-box would go 'I'd hit it!' while ignoring little goofs like O-5 Captain.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=79972

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 14, 2018 05:26 PM (AgRBF)

204 200 I've been telling people for years that those fucking birds were up to no good. -------- They're almost as bad as fucking monkeys. I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:27 PM (onc1L)

205 104 I wish I could find it but some guy tweeted out what life was like before The General started throwing Commies out of Helicopters. Party members getting food gas etc before non Communist members. I remember a teacher showing us a movie about some dipshit from the US helping the Commies and becoming missing and the Dad trying to find him, well your son sided with Commies and got what he deserved. General Pinochet did the right thing and look where is country is today. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 14, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG) The movie was Missing, directed by Costa Gavras and starring Jack Lemon and Sissie Spacek as parents of the missing son. Saw it in the theatre when I was much younger than I am today. Good Lord, I actually was 29, when it came out. That's really scary, boys and girls.

Posted by: Northernlurk, but call me Teem at June 14, 2018 05:27 PM (nBr1j)

206 I could just type "Penis! Penis! Penis!", and they'd be in hysterics. '*********** Why's The Water Bill So High? - a limerick If you wonder why men are the cleanest You would know, if you ever had seen us We linger for hours While we're taking our showers Since the day we discovered our penis

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 05:28 PM (m45I2)

207 They're almost as bad as fucking monkeys. I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 10:27 PM (onc1L)



Tell me about it.

Posted by: Taylor at June 14, 2018 05:29 PM (sXefu)

208 Faggotry is a choice. A disgusting choice but a choice nonetheless. Fuck them and the horse they rode in on. As for these FBI folks, why are they not in jail?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 14, 2018 05:29 PM (lLXbF)

209 Back in the day we had a film crew go through our lab and, after watching us work for a bit, ask where were the colors in the liquids and solutions we used. "There aren't any", we replied. "Well, could you put some in?", they asked. We larfed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:30 PM (pNxlR)

210 Dick limericks. The cultural content of the comment thread just increased by 18%.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:30 PM (onc1L)

211 It's Flag Day, and I'm in season! Come and get it petmorons!

Posted by: Dana Perino at June 14, 2018 05:30 PM (TA9CI)

212 First: We just lost a terrific naval architect because she had her first baby. Her husband is also a Naval Architect and they can live off his one salary. She's 27. Second: my GF is an electrical engineer. And if we get married and have kids the chances of her continuing to work are close to zero. She's 23. There's no country for old lady-engineers. Probably scientists too. Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu I think that's true of women in general. It's why that statistic of women only earning 76% as much as men is misleading. There are a lot of reasons women earn less: fewer years in the workforce, so less seniority, fewer hours per week, because have to pick up the kids from daycare more absence because kids are sick choosing careers that pay less more likely to work part time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 05:30 PM (+lVUW)

213 I thought it was as a herring.

Posted by: Jonathon Livingston Seagulll at June 14, 2018 05:31 PM (lLXbF)

214 Speaking of the Hoggenfuehrer, has he accepted that 2nd Amendment-supporting chick's challenge to arm wrestle yet? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Reminds me of the arm wrestling scene in The Fly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 05:32 PM (IqV8l)

215 I think that's true of women in general. It's why that statistic of women only earning 76% as much as men is misleading. There are a lot of reasons women earn less: fewer years ------------ a GOP chad should use this in a debate "one reason woimen earn less is that they get all fainty if a man suggests that women aren't actually doing the same job"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 05:32 PM (FOPyv)

216 if women were doing the same exact work, the worker mortality numbers would be the same.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 05:32 PM (FOPyv)

217 That's really scary, boys and girls.

Posted by: Northernlurk, but call me Teem at June 14, 2018 10:27 PM (nBr1j)



I think the difference, or at least I hope, is that Americans would start shooting anyone that came to arrest them for their political views.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 05:32 PM (sXefu)

218 Dick limericks. The cultural content of the comment thread just increased by 18%. ****** I must stay true to my artistic roots. So to speak.

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 05:33 PM (m45I2)

219 Wow, thanks for that John Valby link! A friend of mine had a copy of one of that guy's albums twenty years ago. It was hilarious! But none of us knew who it was. I used to think it was David Allen Coe, who also has a grevelly voice and sing hilarious dirty songs.

It's nice finally knowing the name of that singer!

Oh, and guess what? He seems to be a Trump supporter!
https://youtu.be/PKRzkrawKRk

And here is goofing on Obamacare...
https://youtu.be/n1-1SavzAwY

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2018 05:33 PM (wSC8T)

220 I am at my favorite spot on the planet. the family cottage in Brewster, about 150 feet from the tide-line, with my dog at my feet, my parents asleep, my wife reading indoors. And now I'm headed to the beach in hopes of catching "night fish", which at the Cape translates to "anything you can catch without having to move". Stripers are running, flounder are spotty, but squid are in full flourish. At the very least there will be calamari tomorrow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2018 05:33 PM (l14X/)

221 I've been masturbating furiously to build up my wrist strength.


Come again?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 05:34 PM (IcT7t)

222 "They're almost as bad as fucking monkeys. I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 10:27 PM (onc1L)


Tell me about it.
Posted by: Taylor"

Now I could tell you some shit about fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at June 14, 2018 05:35 PM (w+Jhj)

223 Stripers are running, flounder are spotty, but squid are in full flourish. At the very least there will be calamari tomorrow. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2018 10:33 PM (l14X/) Take some pictures of the running strippers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 05:35 PM (ndTbZ)

224 Remember, Chile had Pinochet and his helicopter rides, Venezuela does not.


Now you know why Chile is prosperous.

Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 05:35 PM (fdTrp)

225 Come again?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 10:34 PM (IcT7t)



Well, everything is kind of limp and spongy.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2018 05:36 PM (sXefu)

226 I hate minkeys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnlIWpZSPXU

Posted by: Chief Inspector Clouseau at June 14, 2018 05:37 PM (8O3HH)

227 Lower Your Voice - a limerick I survey my kingdom, most regal Heart of lion, and eye of the eagle But now when I speak It comes out like a squeak Since my balls were devoured by a seagull

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 05:37 PM (m45I2)

228 I'm a scientist , dammit!

Posted by: Felisa Wolfe-Simon at June 14, 2018 05:37 PM (kXPT5)

229 Yay, the Blue Bombers are on! What's up, everyone? Thread summary?

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:37 PM (e7oj4)

230 Jokes on him, he got the fake one.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at June 14, 2018 05:38 PM (FGwyi)

231 Aetius, get the Fishbrain app and use Brewster Flats as a reference point, you'll see the craziness of this season.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2018 05:38 PM (l14X/)

232 Re the stock photos of scientists: I've been a no-shit scientist (chemist) for 50 years, and in all that time I've NEVER seen a Florence flask (the one in the upper right corner of the photo). Or a retort, come to that. And only rarely have I ever seen flasks containing colored liquids. And I've NEVER seen a colored liquid in the cooling portion of a condenser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

233 220 I am at my favorite spot on the planet. the family cottage in Brewster, about 150 feet from the tide-line, with my dog at my feet, my parents asleep, my wife reading indoors. And now I'm headed to the beach in hopes of catching "night fish", which at the Cape translates to "anything you can catch without having to move". Stripers are running, flounder are spotty, but squid are in full flourish. At the very least there will be calamari tomorrow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2018 10:33 PM (l14X/)



Just don't do any night putting.



Worst decision of my life.

Posted by: Mitch Cumstein at June 14, 2018 05:38 PM (fdTrp)

234 Yay, the Blue Bombers are on! Wasn't that one of the rockem' sockem' robots?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 05:39 PM (IqV8l)

235 Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2018 10:37 PM (m45I2) -------- You are a artist, my friend. *clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:39 PM (onc1L)

236 Why do so many dems want a return to the riots of the 60's? Because of the cultural change that came about the same time? Do they think they would benefit? A full October revolution- with themselves in power? I was not around for '68, but from what I have heard, most people did not enjoy it that much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 05:39 PM (ndTbZ)

237 Shit, weather delay.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:39 PM (e7oj4)

238 216 if women were doing the same exact work, the worker mortality numbers would be the same. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 10:32 PM (FOPyv) Now there you go, invoking reason again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

239 Come again?


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 10:34 PM (IcT7t)



That's what she said!

Posted by: Michael Scott at June 14, 2018 05:40 PM (fdTrp)

240 2 Re the stock photos of scientists: I've been a no-shit scientist (chemist) for 50 years, and in all that time I've NEVER seen a Florence flask (the one in the upper right corner of the photo). Or a retort, come to that. -------- What about a Bunsen burner? I hear all you guys have Bunsen burners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:40 PM (onc1L)

241 That scientist in the lower right hand corner looks like she'd know how to mind the stepchildren.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 05:40 PM (FGwyi)

242 Is Slappy around? I only came here to say Hi to him...

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 05:41 PM (yiP49)

243 Unless there's lightning, why is there a weather delay? It's Canada, FFS.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:41 PM (e7oj4)

244 This is interesting. .. Someone named Sohrab Ahmari tweeted that on page 395 of the ig report it describes those text messages as indicative of political bias IMPACTING other investigations such as Russia . I think president Trump will be looking at all of this very closely. And since strok was involved in the Russia investigation, wouldn't that give Flynn and Manafort ammo too?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 05:41 PM (myjNJ)

245 229 Yay, the Blue Bombers are on! What's up, everyone? Thread summary? Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 10:37 PM (e7oj4) The theme has not seemed to settle yet tonight. Last night it was Boobs and pugnacity. Tonight, I am guessing boobs, the IG report, and also women's breasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 05:42 PM (ndTbZ)

246 Hey d00dz and d00dettz, Just got back from the Rifftrax Live showing of Space Mutiny, one of my all-time favorite MST3K episodes. This one had all new riffs, extra footage, and Kevin in a kind of Space Bea Arthur costume. The Many Names of David Ryder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY Good news: the next Rifftrax Live will be Krull!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2018 05:42 PM (JxMDl)

247 First: We just lost a terrific naval architect because she had her first baby. Her husband is also a Naval Architect and they can live off his one salary. She's 27. Second: my GF is an electrical engineer. And if we get married and have kids the chances of her continuing to work are close to zero. She's 23. There's no country for old lady-engineers. Probably scientists too. Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu It's not that there's no country for old lady-engineers. It's that they have different priorities, especially once they have a baby. I've read that 50% of female MDs are no longer in practice 10 years after getting certified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

248 Unless there's lightning, why is there a weather delay?

It's Canada, FFS.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 10:41 PM (e7oj4)



Well, they play football in summer. Ice Bowl this isn't.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 05:43 PM (sXefu)

249 Well, everything is kind of limp and spongy.


Just like the inside of your skull.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 05:43 PM (IcT7t)

250 At least all the 'scientists' are wearing their PPE. Those colored liquids can get away from you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 05:43 PM (ndTbZ)

251 >>from the testes out of the body to somewhere else


I LOLed.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (8iiMU)

252 What about a Bunsen burner? I hear all you guys have Bunsen burners. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 10:40 PM (onc1L) I haven't seen/used a Bunsen burner (or the more efficient Meker burner) since high school. Heating gasoline-like liquids over an open flame is something that health and safety tends to get exercised about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

253 242 Is Slappy around? I only came here to say Hi to him... Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 10:41 PM (yiP49) --------- Don't let us bore you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (onc1L)

254 Just got back from the Rifftrax Live showing of Space Mutiny Calgon, take me away!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (IqV8l)

255 I've NEVER seen a Florence flask (the one in the upper right corner of the photo). Or a retort, come to that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara --------- Tell it, brother!

Posted by: Emil Erlenmeyer at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (gdP3k)

256 >>It's not that there's no country for old lady-engineers. It's that they have different priorities, especially once they have a baby They. don't. know. what. they. want.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 05:44 PM (FGwyi)

257 I've read that 50% of female MDs are no longer in practice 10 years after getting certified. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara My neighbor is a woman, pediatrician and has four kids I think she is still practicing full time She's the other 50%.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 05:45 PM (S6Pax)

258 I was not around for '68, but from what I have heard, most people did not enjoy it that much. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 10:39 PM (ndTbZ) ------------ They "feel", read that not think it advances their agenda. I was a 5 year old wee lad who lived in a suburb bordering Chicago in '68 and remember how worried my parents were during that time. And they were apolitcal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 14, 2018 05:45 PM (I16G8)

259 Ah, so there was lightning. Investors Group Field always has struck me as a big magnet for lightning.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:46 PM (e7oj4)

260 I made my first bong out of an Erlenmeyer Flask. My AP Chem Professor complimented me on my work, confiscated it and then locked it in a cabinet filled with other bongs.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 05:46 PM (FGwyi)

261 Typical corporate R&D bullshit photo for the annual report shows a white girl in a lab coat showing some colored shit ... er... shit of color in flask to a brutha in a lab coat, or vice versa. The sort of thing happens all the time, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

262 176 John Derek had a type. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 10:17 PM (PUmDY) Bo. Ursula Undressed. Linda Evans. Although his first wife was not a blonde.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 14, 2018 05:46 PM (brIR5)

263 Hey, hey, hey! Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper!!! I've been meaning to ask you about the 6th district. Who's the guy running --- and can he beat the Dem?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 05:46 PM (0jtPF)

264 >>>is most definitely among the smoothest in the animal kingdom.


Yeah baby, I'm smooth.

Do you come here often?

Can I buy you a drink?


Posted by: Human Penis at June 14, 2018 05:47 PM (8iiMU)

265 I haven't seen/used a Bunsen burner (or the more efficient Meker burner) since high school. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ----------- I have a Meker, and ring stand.

Posted by: Emil Erlenmeyer at June 14, 2018 05:47 PM (gdP3k)

266 Evening Lovely Ladies and Filthy Fappers!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 14, 2018 05:47 PM (AyGZp)

267 They. don't. know. what. they. want. Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 10:44 PM (FGwyi) You know, I don't think that that's true. They do want the professional career ... but once they have a booper, Nature trumps that desire. Babies > career. And God love them for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

268 Bo Derek's face had such perfectly proportioned features that there was nothing memorable about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW) Face? Huh...I guess I never noticed it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 05:48 PM (9BLnV)

269 I remember thinking I was being smart saying sugar wasn't soluble in milk in jr high chemistry class due to my overdosing sugar in cereal back then. Teacher was nice and told me afterwards why I was wrong.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:48 PM (PUmDY)

270 Good news: the next Rifftrax Live will be Krull!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2018 10:42 PM (JxMDl)



Krull? That movie isn't anywhere near Manos Hand of Fate level.
They should do the True Grit remake or any of the new Star Wars movies.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 05:48 PM (sXefu)

271 I have a Meker, and ring stand. Posted by: Emil Erlenmeyer at June 14, 2018 10:47 PM (gdP3k) Good luck working with organic solvents, Emil!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

272 Heating gasoline-like liquids over an open flame is something that health and safety tends to get exercised about. Acetone. Good for removing eyebrows. Nobody tell Julian.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 14, 2018 05:49 PM (brIR5)

273 It's not that you bore me, Cicero - MH & CBD hate me with a passion., so I am persona non grata around here. Hell, I miss this place like crazy. I'd be here every night instead of once a month if I had a choice.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 05:49 PM (yiP49)

274 My neighbor is a woman, pediatrician and has four kids I think she is still practicing full time She's the other 50%. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 10:45 PM (S6Pax) Your point being ... ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

275 I can understand why seagulls would prefer rocky mountain oysters to regular oysters. You don't have to mess around with the shell.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

276 I was not around for '68, but from what I have heard, most people did not enjoy it that much. Posted by: Aetius451AD ----------- But, but...hippies and yippies were the people of the Peace Generation. It's not, after all, as though they were useful idiots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 05:50 PM (++ggZ)

277 I worked with a guy who was about 6'-8" and 300 pounds. Orange beard, maybe Scottish ancestors. His friends were delighted when I started calling him Big McLarge-Huge.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 05:50 PM (rnAwa)

278 So, a Japanese, a Korean and Chinese, all masters, were having a meal at an outdoor resturant. Their conversation turnded to how they could have a competition to find out who was the best without maiminv or killing each other. A fly came a buzzing around the Japanese master and after a few moments he snapped a backlist at it that popped the air next to the fly so hard that it fell to the ground, dead. Oh, very impressive said the Chinese master. Indeed, agreed the Korean. Speed and focus of a true master. Shortly thereafter a fly came buzzing around the Korean master. His foot shot up, the air popped and again, a dead fly. Masterful speed and flexibility agreed both the Japanese and Chinese masters. Not long after, a third fly came to close to the Chinese master. His hand flicked out and,,, the fly just flew away. Aha, you missed proclaimed the the other two masters. The Chinese master, with a slight grin and waggle of his finger said "Oh no. That fly have no more babies." Good night.

Posted by: teej at June 14, 2018 05:50 PM (rhR3K)

279 My neighbor is a woman, pediatrician and has four kids

I think she is still practicing full time

She's the other 50%.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 14, 2018 10:45 PM (S6Pax)


Your point being ... ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 14, 2018 10:49 PM (YqDXo)



Apparently she likes to fuck.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 05:50 PM (sXefu)

280 I decided to leave Gab after a conversation with Andrew. He declared openly did it was okay for people to threaten to dox me. I'm still in investor there, but I'll never be back there. Posted by: Dick at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (SRarZ) If you know who is threatening to dox you, why not simply dox them? No threats, no taking credit, just do it anonymously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 05:51 PM (WFV7d)

281 William Friedkin directed two of the greatest car chases of all time: French Connection and To Live and Die in LA. Frankenheimer did Ronin, which was also good but the origin was really Bullit, by Peter Yates, the first really great car chase. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 10:01 PM (39g3+) === No love for Dirty Harry?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2018 05:51 PM (EZebt)

282 Typical corporate R&D bullshit photo for the annual report shows a white girl in a lab coat showing some colored shit ... er... shit of color in flask to a brutha in a lab coat, or vice versa. The sort of thing happens all the time, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 14, 2018 10:46 PM (YqDXo) It always makes the investors feel better when they see people standing around during work hours saying, "Ohhhh, the colors!"

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 05:51 PM (3W5cQ)

283 Um, backfist. Ah well.

Posted by: teej at June 14, 2018 05:52 PM (rhR3K)

284 OUCH poor guy lost a Nut to a seagull Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 14, 2018 09:35 PM (y3aQB) Coulda been a squirrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 05:52 PM (WFV7d)

285 "Typical corporate R&D bullshit photo for the annual report shows a white girl in a lab coat showing some colored shit
... er... shit of color in flask to a brutha in a lab coat, or vice versa.

The sort of thing happens all the time, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

And most stock photos of nurses seem to be all asian women.  Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 14, 2018 05:52 PM (w+Jhj)

286 Acetone. Good for removing eyebrows. Nobody tell Julian. Posted by: Fox2! --------------- I think, when heated, the reaction will produce butane...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 05:52 PM (++ggZ)

287 A question from the 50,000 foot view of l'Affaire Muller, Comey, Rosenstein, Strzok, et al : "Is it time to reinstitute publicly-administered Loyalty Oaths (as per 1952) to all Senators, Congressmen and Federal Employees?"

Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2018 05:53 PM (FlRtG)

288 >>Coulda been a squirrel. Coulda been a woodpecker.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 05:53 PM (FGwyi)

289 Well, they play football in summer. Ice Bowl this isn't. Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 10:43 PM (sXefu) --Playoffs in late October, Grey Cup in November. When the Grey Cup game was played in Regina a few years ago it was bitterly cold, something like -20 (around where C intersects F) even without wind chill.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:53 PM (e7oj4)

290 I'll repeat, I'm just outraged. I'm pissed at Chris Wray's presser. He "feels" he needs to live up to the FBI's partners, like prosecutors and other law enforcement. What he didn't mention is that he needs to live up to the expectations of the American public who employs these assholes and pay their salaries. He also didn't mention that the FBI needs to be responsible to our elected officials, like the President and our Congress. He just wants to be responsible to other bureaucrats! No f***ing mention of the people that pay his salary. He doesn't have any responsibility. IMO he's a deep state POS. F*** that POS Chris Wray.

Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2018 05:54 PM (yJ1e6)

291 FYI, Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks.

Posted by: Pinocchio at June 14, 2018 05:54 PM (onc1L)

292 >>Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks. Try using a finer grit sandpaper.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 05:56 PM (FGwyi)

293 Acetone. Good for removing eyebrows. Nobody tell Julian. Posted by: Fox2! Nothing beats diethyl ether, plus an ignition source. Unless it's ethylene oxide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

294 291 FYI, Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks. Posted by: Pinocchio at June 14, 2018 10:54 PM (onc1L) Intimidate, intrigue, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

295 >>Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks. Baroom!

Posted by: Treebeard at June 14, 2018 05:58 PM (FGwyi)

296 Does anyone else remember an early Obama "scandal" in which his Admin was replacing all the IGs? Didn't one of them try to sue or something?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 05:59 PM (PUmDY)

297 273 It's not that you bore me, Cicero - MH & CBD hate me with a passion., so I am persona non grata around here. Hell, I miss this place like crazy. I'd be here every night instead of once a month if I had a choice. Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 10:49 PM (yiP49) --Speaking of, have qdp and Mis Hum kissed and made up?

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 05:59 PM (e7oj4)

298 Apparently she likes to fuck. Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 10:50 PM (sXefu) And/or hasn't figured out birth control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

299 Different than the stock scientist photos. I have a book on failure analysis at work. Probably published in the 70s. One of the photos is of a woman using a microscope. The angle the photo was taken from is perfect for looking down her shirt and shows almost no detail of the microscope. She was a buxom young lady. I'm sure it would not be published today with that photo today.

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 05:59 PM (9PW1S)

300 I can understand why seagulls would prefer rocky mountain oysters to regular oysters. You don't have to mess around with the shell. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 10:50 PM (/qEW2) Yeah, but the screams.....that can really mess with your digestion.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 05:59 PM (9BLnV)

301 That seagull was definitely not a lesbian. https://youtu.be/1PqzGSg3Y74

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:00 PM (e7oj4)

302 William Friedkin directed two of the greatest car chases of all time: French Connection and To Live and Die in LA. Frankenheimer did Ronin, which was also good but the origin was really Bullit, by Peter Yates, the first really great car chase. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 10:01 PM (39g3+) === No love for Dirty Harry? Posted by: San Franpsycho ------------ Thunder Road?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:00 PM (gdP3k)

303 not for nothing, but are there a lot of grapes in Puerto Rico? I don't get this. Seems more like an anti-French slur?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 06:00 PM (FOPyv)

304 >> Apparently she likes to fuck. STOP THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 14, 2018 06:01 PM (8O3HH)

305 Never forget the car chase in Magnum Force, where Dirty Harry is pursued through the streets of San Francisco by a toy car with a bomb in it.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 14, 2018 06:01 PM (cct0t)

306 Bedtime.  Have fun everyone.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 14, 2018 06:01 PM (w+Jhj)

307 Why do so many dems want a return to the riots of the 60's? Because of the cultural change that came about the same time? Do they think they would benefit? A full October revolution- with themselves in power? Because "male" Dems had full heads of hair then, and could still get it up. And because "female" Dems were still hot, and couldn't braid their boobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

308 295 >>Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks. Baroom! Posted by: Treebeard at June 14, 2018 10:58 PM (FGwyi) Barsoom?

Posted by: Tars Tarkas at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (ndTbZ)

309 Thunder Road? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. He used an oil squirter before James Bond had one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (IqV8l)

310 Woodpeckers just intimidate the chicks. ****** I'm afraid you've come down with an STD. What is it doctor? Gonorrhea? Nope. Splinters

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (m45I2)

311 Night AshevilleRobert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (ndTbZ)

312 When the Grey Cup game was played in Regina a few years ago it was bitterly cold, something like -20 (around where C intersects F) even without wind chill.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 10:53 PM (e7oj4)



Ice Bowl was -13 F. But Regina does rhyme with fun.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 14, 2018 06:02 PM (sXefu)

313 287 "Is it time to reinstitute publicly-administered Loyalty Oaths (as per 1952) to all Senators, Congressmen and Federal Employees?" Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2018 10:53 PM (FlRtG) ----------------------------- No point in it. Oaths are only effective in a culture that values honor and believes in a transcendent order. How many of our rulers take an oath to the Constitution and how much does it restrain them?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 06:04 PM (0jtPF)

314 Armored thong. Only way to be sure. Attached codpiece optional except for clowns.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 14, 2018 06:04 PM (e1mEI)

315 Different than the stock scientist photos. I have a book on failure analysis at work. Probably published in the 70s. One of the photos is of a woman using a microscope. The angle the photo was taken from is perfect for looking down her shirt and shows almost no detail of the microscope. She was a buxom young lady. I'm sure it would not be published today with that photo today. Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 10:59 PM (9PW1S) I'm sure. My graduate class hat 84 guys, and four women, although we never did figure out for sure which were the four women, although there was a lot of speculation on this point. Another classic booboo (?): people filling burettes, etc. holding a beaker above eye level - a no-no in itself - and not wearing safety glasses - another huge no-no. Having seen someone blinded by a lab accident, I find either/both of these horrifying.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

316 Ah, how I have missed Sara Orlevsky.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:06 PM (e7oj4)

317 I like this Bombers rookie QB.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:07 PM (e7oj4)

318 How many of our rulers take an oath to the Constitution and how much does it restrain them? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:04 PM (0jtPF) And the truthful answer to your question makes me profoundly sad.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:07 PM (3W5cQ)

319 In case anybody was wondering, there IS a code for that: ICDM-10 S31.35 - open bite of scrotum and testes

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:08 PM (m45I2)

320 Pablo Neruda was arguably a poet - as in free verse about Marxism and sex is arguably poetry - but he wrote about Anaconda and proved himself an idiot socialist as well. Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 10:25 PM (2K6fY) === My senior thesis was on a related topic and I used Neruda's United Fruit Co. as the frontispiece. Only got a B.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2018 06:08 PM (EZebt)

321 I'm afraid you've come down with an STD. What is it doctor? Gonorrhea? Nope. Splinters Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2018 11:02 PM (m45I2) Termites. Wood rot?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

322 Good thing that gull didn't bite his weiner. He might have taken a tern for the wurst.

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:09 PM (m45I2)

323 A question from the 50,000 foot view of l'Affaire Muller, Comey, Rosenstein, Strzok, et al : "Is it time to reinstitute publicly-administered Loyalty Oaths (as per 1952) to all Senators, Congressmen and Federal Employees?" Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2018 10:53 PM (FlRtG) I'm not sure it would do any good, given the number of lying shits in the Senate, House, and the bureaucracy. I do think it's time to reinstate public flogging, keelhauling, the rack, the wheel, castration, and drawing and quartering. I think you'd see an immediate improvement in behavior.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 06:09 PM (9BLnV)

324 Frankenheimer did Ronin, which was also good but the origin was really Bullit, by Peter Yates, the first really great car chase. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 10:01 PM Bullitt was one of those films that changed every film of its type that came after. Before Bullitt, car chase scenes were fairly dull, goofy looking scenes of regular driving run at high speed. Bullitt was done to make it look real, and every director since then who's done a chase scene realized "Wow! That's what it's got to look like!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 06:09 PM (V2Yro)

325 How many of our rulers take an oath to the Constitution and how much does it restrain them? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:04 PM (0jtPF) It doesn't, obviously, but it means that there's a line in the sand which, if we can prove they crossed, we can nail them for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

326 Damn, more lightning in the 'Peg.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:10 PM (e7oj4)

327 Hmm. Female scientist? I give you Rosie Redfield, who has the eccentric appearance of a no-bullshit scientist, which she is. Not the stuff of a TV ad or a quarterly report: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9dbh6yq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:10 PM (kXPT5)

328 305 Never forget the car chase in Magnum Force, where Dirty Harry is pursued through the streets of San Francisco by a toy car with a bomb in it. Posted by: Toad-O at June 14, 2018 11:01 PM (cct0t) --That was Dead Pool, the last Dirty Harry flick. Had Jim Carrey in it before he got famous.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:12 PM (e7oj4)

329 My senior thesis was on a related topic and I used Neruda's United Fruit Co. as the frontispiece.

Only got a B.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2018 11:08 PM (EZebt)


Best used for impressing clueless girls.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 06:13 PM (2K6fY)

330 That seagull was definitely not a lesbian. https://youtu.be/1PqzGSg3Y74 Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 11:00 PM (e7oj4) ======== No doubt that idiot would have voted for Hillary. He'd be too stupid to realize that the Democrats are the jackbooted thugs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 06:13 PM (/qEW2)

331 263 Hey, hey, hey! Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper!!!
I've been meaning to ask you about the 6th district.
Who's the guy running --- and can he beat the Dem?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 10:46 PM (0jtPF)



6th district has been GOP for a long time. Even during the Byrd Machine days, the 6th was voting Republican. Ben Cline the GOP candidate is from around Lexington, and his opponent is from the Staunton area. It's kind of hard to get a read on it since neither is from the Roanoke Valley which is where the biggest population percentage comes from.



I guess it really depends on how bad Corey Stewart does. If he hits about 45%, the GOP should hold its seats in Virginia. 40-44%, the GOP will lose a couple seats. Under 40%, the GOP will lose 5 seats.



I don't expect Corey Stewart to get 45% of the statewide vote.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 06:14 PM (fdTrp)

332 327 Hmm. Female scientist? I give you Rosie Redfield, who has the eccentric appearance of a no-bullshit scientist, which she is. Not the stuff of a TV ad or a quarterly report: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9dbh6yq Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 11:10 PM (kXPT5) Are there female scientists? Of course. I trained a bunch of them, and God love 'em.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

333 Gris Gris on your doorstep,,, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8&app=desktop

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 06:15 PM (PUmDY)

334 Just watched Wray's presser, what a self serving c?unt. I would shit can his ass 5 minutes after that shit.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 06:15 PM (Bh6pi)

335 303 not for nothing, but are there a lot of grapes in Puerto Rico? I don't get this. Seems more like an anti-French slur? Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 11:00 PM (FOPyv) ----------------------- None, AFAIK. But Guilfoyle is from San Francisco, not P Rico --- and that's near wine country, right?!? (Does having a P Rican mother really make her P Rican, especially when said mother was a Californian, far removed from the island or Nuyorican communities? Does having a father from Ireland make her Irish? Beats me.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 06:16 PM (0jtPF)

336 318 How many of our rulers take an oath to the Constitution and how much does it restrain them? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:04 PM (0jtPF) And the truthful answer to your question makes me profoundly sad." I imagine it's pretty closely related to the number of people who take their marriage vows seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 06:16 PM (V2Yro)

337 ICDM-10 S31.35 - open bite of scrotum and testes Posted by: Muldoon ----- What? Nothing for the acquisition of the absence of testicles?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:16 PM (LJsYz)

338 327 Hmm. Female scientist? I give you Rosie Redfield, who has the eccentric appearance of a no-bullshit scientist, which she is. Not the stuff of a TV ad or a quarterly report: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9dbh6yq Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 11:10 PM (kXPT5) And just to point out, looking whacked out doesn't necessarily mean someone is a no-shit scientist. Jeff Goldblum - whacked out and presumably Jewish to boot - is routinely cast as a scientist, and in reality should probably be parking cars for a living.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 14, 2018 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

339 Bullitt was one of those films that changed every film of its type that came after. Before Bullitt, car chase scenes were fairly dull, goofy looking scenes of regular driving run at high speed. Bullitt was done to make it look real, and every director since then who's done a chase scene realized "Wow! That's what it's got to look like!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 11:09 PM (V2Yro) --Must've inspired the creators of The Dukes of Hazzard. Speaking of, cracks me up that TV Land dropped it (oooooo, that scary Rebel Flag!!!), and now Prime has it and I've been binging it. I feel eight again, watching all those car chases and crashes.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:17 PM (e7oj4)

340 I just searched for "gris gris" and got "grisgris" which is an amulet that is used often as a charm for contraception.

If I were into import and export, I would create and market the brand name "Grigris condoms" for sale in Haiti.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 06:19 PM (2K6fY)

341 kindlot, she was not clueless, but she was bonkers. To be fair, I was fairly deranged those days too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2018 06:19 PM (EZebt)

342 Damn, more lightning in the 'Peg. Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 11:10 PM (e7oj4) Sorta related story. I worked with a guy who went to lunch one day with 3 co-workers. They get back to the office and are standing around in the parking lot shootin' the shit. Blue sky overhead, not a cloud in sight. Out of nowhere a bolt of lightening hits my buddy and kills him instantly. All others were eventually ok.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:19 PM (3W5cQ)

343 If you look carefully at some of those General Lee car jumping scenes, you can see the undercarriage flying apart when the car hits the ground. They reused a lot of footage of destroying the same car.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 06:20 PM (8O3HH)

344 EM PEACH FOADY FI!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb4nm9sz

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:20 PM (Evws/)

345 272 Heating gasoline-like liquids over an open flame is something that health and safety tends to get exercised about.

Acetone. Good for removing eyebrows. Nobody tell Julian.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 14, 2018 10:49 PM (brIR5) 




Oh Julian, sweet, sweet Julian.



Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 14, 2018 06:21 PM (fdTrp)

346 What? Nothing for the acquisition of the absence of testicles? ****** Ask and you shall receive. ICD-10 Code Z90.79 - Acquired of other genital organs, (includes history of removal of testicle)

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:22 PM (m45I2)

347 Should be: ICD-10 Code Z90.79 - Acquired absence of other genital organs, (includes history of removal of testicle)

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:22 PM (m45I2)

348 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-ZRsAK6G8 If you look carefully and quickly, you'll see the destruction when it hits the ground. In one, you'll see a brief frame of the front fender just crumpling when it hits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 06:23 PM (8O3HH)

349 No doubt that idiot would have voted for Hillary. He'd be too stupid to realize that the Democrats are the jackbooted thugs. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 14, 2018 11:13 PM (/qEW2) --Van Driessen is relentlessly tormented and Blue Falconed by Beavis and Butt-Head, despite (because of?) his continued niceness to them. There's even an episode where the end up keeping him from scoring.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:24 PM (e7oj4)

350 --Must've inspired the creators of The Dukes of Hazzard. Speaking of, cracks me up that TV Land dropped it (oooooo, that scary Rebel Flag!!!), and now Prime has it and I've been binging it. I feel eight again, watching all those car chases and crashes. " I used to love counting how many cars they wrecked each show. After one of those big long jumps, when the General Lee lands, half the time if you watch closely you can see the front half of the car wrench up at a 45 degree angle to the rest of the car, just before they cut to a scene of them driving away in a car that looks brand new.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 06:24 PM (V2Yro)

351 Hey! I liked that movie Krull. Sure most of the acting sucked but it had a very newbie Liam Neeson and a glave. I still want a glave.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 06:24 PM (myjNJ)

352 She Blinded Me with Science is pretty great... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2VNxmn0lNA&app=desktop

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 06:25 PM (PUmDY)

353 Are we talking about the Roman Emperor Julian the Apostate? A follower of Mithras, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:25 PM (ndTbZ)

354 LOL! We all watched the destructo scenes!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 06:25 PM (V2Yro)

355 EM PEACH FOADY FI! https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb4nm9sz Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 11:20 PM (Evws/) Too funny.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:25 PM (3W5cQ)

356 335 303 not for nothing, but are there a lot of grapes in Puerto Rico? I don't get this. Seems more like an anti-French slur?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 11:00 PM (FOPyv)
-----------------------
None, AFAIK.
But Guilfoyle is from San Francisco, not P Rico --- and that's near wine country, right?!?

(Does having a P Rican mother really make her P Rican, especially when said mother was a Californian, far removed from the island or Nuyorican communities?
Does having a father from Ireland make her Irish? Beats me.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:16 PM (0jtPF)



Well, Cameron Diaz gets to call herself "Hispanic" because of the surname.

Posted by: Ashly Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 06:25 PM (fdTrp)

357 I'm not Corey Stewart's biggest fan, but I pulled the lever for him in yesterday's primary. I actually think he has a (slim) chance of unseating Dim Tim. Sadly, VA is turning bluer by the day. I may have to sell & move out near you or down to NC one day.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 06:27 PM (yiP49)

358 So, does anyone else see the pic of the seagull at the top of the post and immediately think of Nancy Palsi?

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:27 PM (3W5cQ)

359 as for the LBQTLMNOP Seniors study, this about says it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f-2LExTvBw

Posted by: bill-o at June 14, 2018 06:27 PM (b7p1b)

360 351 Hey! I liked that movie Krull. Sure most of the acting sucked but it had a very newbie Liam Neeson and a glave. I still want a glave. Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 11:24 PM (myjNJ) You can cut and stab things- with your mind! The odd thing I remember about that movie is that they spend most of the movie questing for the Glaive. Get it finally. Use it in a swamp against some scrubs, then leave it stuck in the Boss Monster and forget about it because they can now shoot fire from their hands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:28 PM (ndTbZ)

361 That was Dead Pool, the last Dirty Harry flick. Had Jim Carrey in it before he got famous. Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 11:12 PM (e7oj4) The Dead Pool also had Liam Neeson and Guns and Roses.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 06:28 PM (myjNJ)

362 331---Ben Cline the GOP candidate is from around Lexington, and his opponent is from the Staunton area. It's kind of hard to get a read on it since neither is from the Roanoke Valley which is where the biggest population percentage comes from. I guess it really depends on how bad Corey Stewart does.... Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 11:14 PM (fdTrp) ------------------------------- Thanks. Well, the Dem not being from Roanoke is probably a piece of good luck, given that Cline isn't. I'm not optimistic about Nov in VA, though I suppose my own rep's seat is safe. (Griffith in 9th) *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 06:29 PM (0jtPF)

363 ...then leave it stuck in the Boss Monster and forget about it... ****** If the glave slits, you must've quit.

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 14, 2018 06:29 PM (m45I2)

364 They reused a lot of footage of destroying the same car. Posted by: publius, -------- Well, they went through a lot of cars, approximately 300.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:30 PM (2YhrB)

365 The Dead Pool also had Liam Neeson and Guns and Roses. Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 11:28 PM (myjNJ) --"You forgot your fortune cookie. It says: You're shit outta luck." Not as good as the earlier DH movies, but still fun.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:31 PM (e7oj4)

366 If the glave slits, you must've quit. Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2018 11:29 PM (m45I2) That sounds dirty, but isn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:31 PM (ndTbZ)

367 The Charger used in Bullit broke all four shock mounts on the first jump.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:31 PM (2YhrB)

368 Since I see him here - My favorite joke from this place in the 15+ years I've been here? "How's he do?"

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 06:32 PM (yiP49)

369 Margarita DeVille, didn't know if you had seen this CWS human interest story.  Back story, his father played baseball at State then transferred to Ole Miss for pharmacy school, so he claims both schools, hence the OM hat.


Might want to have a tissue handy.

https://tinyurl.com/yc56mnpm

Posted by: Bert G at June 14, 2018 06:32 PM (yzxic)

370 Not as good as the earlier DH movies, but still fun. Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 11:31 PM (e7oj4) Honestly, I think it was better than the Sandra Locke one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:32 PM (ndTbZ)

371 So, it looks like we have an actual pimp running for (I think) a House seat in Nevada. As a Republican.

Dennis Hoff, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which was featured on the HBO series Cathouse.

I don't really approve of legalizing prostitution, but I do think it would be better than what we have now as far as enforcement of those laws is concerned. The current system here in Denver has zero repercussions for prostitutes, while using every trick in the book to ruin the lives of johns or even "suspected" johns.

Example: One local man was driving his work truck at night. He made a U-turn in the vicinity of a spot where the cops were running a prostitution sting. They arrested him and seized that truck, which actually belonged to his employer, through civil asset forfeiture.

Their entire case against him was built on that U-turn. Lucky for him, his mother is Julie Hayden, an Emmy-award-winning local TV journalist from our Fox affiliate. She's now the Julie of our big local talk radio KNUS's Chuck and Julie show. They're excellent, by the way;  I highly recommend giving them a listen if you get the chance.

Anyway, because Julie is such a big local media figure, Denver PD dropped those spurious charges against her son and gave him back his work truck.

All this makes me wonder how many totally innocent men have had their lives utterly ruined by this ridiculous enforcement regime. Might be better just to legalize it; I don't know.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2018 06:33 PM (wSC8T)

372 Sadly, VA is turning bluer by the day. I may have to sell & move out near you or down to NC one day. Posted by: Ketchup --------------- Better hurry, Tom Steyer is going to shovel millions into NC to turn it blue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:34 PM (++ggZ)

373 Hey Aetius! Yeh, but that blind seer dude and the widow of the web. How can one forget them or the Cyclops?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 06:34 PM (myjNJ)

374 I am in a medically induced funk tonight. Last Tuesday, I had minor surgery to merge an artery and a vein in my lower left arm into a single entity known as a "fistula" because I will require dialysis in the not too distant future. I now have to learn how to live without using my left arm or hand for much of anything in order to keep the fistula from crapping out on me. That means I can no longer sling my purse or my gym bag up onto my left shoulder to keep my right hand free for keys and other such useful things. It also means I have to ask Himself to open all jars and pop all ice trays. The day of surgery, I also learned I am in no danger of becoming an oxycodone junkie -- the damn stuff makes my brain all fuzzy for a couple of hours, then I fall asleep. This Tuesday, I had to visit my endocrinologist for a diabetes checkup. Life is good there. Yippee. Today, I had to visit my GP because he was playing hardball with my Xanax. No visit, no Xanax. No Xanax, no sleep. We had a nice chat, and I talked him into prescribing a single 3mg pill instead of three 1 mg pills. Then I really hit the jackpot when I convinced him to write a 90 day prescription rather than a 30, saving me a couple of renewals. The happy feeling lasted until I hit the pharmacy at which point my insurance company balked, refusing to pay for the new prescription. The pharmacist thinks it's because the 3mg are extended release rather than just plain old generic Xanax. So, both the pharmacy and I have calls into my GP requesting a change in the prescription back to the old style. And I am counting my pills, hoping my doc (his assistant, actually) gets things taken care of. This Monday coming up, I have to visit the surgeon so she can inspect her handy work. The following week, I have to visit my nephrologist. Hopefully, we'll just kick around what we each thought about Avengers rather than have a depressing conversation about starting dialysis. But I also have to hustle out to the hospital a couple days early to feed the vampires so the nephrologist can see what condition my condition is in. Then, a few weeks later, another trip to the hospital and the vampires in preparation for my trip to visit my oncologist. And just to put the cherry on the cake, I've got this idiot nutritionist constantly nagging me about everything I put in my mouth. Would you believe I had to provide her with the ingredient labels of my Republic of Tea tea bags so she could check every little thing in them? You should have heard her fussing about the elder flowers in my morning cup of tea. You would have thought they were belladonna or something exciting like that. Because my arm is still healing, I can't swim until after the 4th of July, and I don't know yet how much of what I can do in the pool with my left arm. For someone who made it her life's work to stay away from the doctor's office, I feel like I am now spending all of my time running from specialist to specialist with a brief stop off at my GO's office every few months. And I am ticked off by the whole thing because it's not my fault!!!! Damn auto immune disease is what's killing my kidneys. Someone shot an arrow in the sky and I was the lucky recipient. Blah!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 06:36 PM (Yg8Fy)

375 Not just car chases, but Roger Moore era 007 movies had some of the best chase scenes ever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 06:36 PM (PUmDY)

376 368 Since I see him here - My favorite joke from this place in the 15+ years I've been here? "How's he do?" Posted by: Ketchup ----------- Being there helped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 06:37 PM (++ggZ)

377 All this makes me wonder how many totally innocent men have had their lives utterly ruined by this ridiculous enforcement regime. Might be better just to legalize it; I don't know. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2018 11:33 PM (wSC8T) I honestly do not know on legalization of various things. It always comes down to- is the current 'cure' better than the disease? Maybe? But would legalization merely open other, new even larger problems that we cannot foresee? On the other, other hand, many of these do not seem to be aimed at public safety, but often as revenue streams for localities. Close that loop and see how things go, maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:38 PM (ndTbZ)

378 I would love to see some of the footage of the actual jumps for those scenes, how they set it up the ramps and all that. In some, the Charger has a downward pitch and hits front end first, and in others, it has a backward pitch, pointing up and hits rear wheel first. And then in some, it will have a roll. When it first comes off the ramp, the front end will of course start falling, and that will give it rotation on the pitch axis. You have to get the speed and angle just right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 06:38 PM (8O3HH)

379 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 11:36 PM (Yg8Fy) Do not know much else to say but: Hang in there, Lady!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:39 PM (ndTbZ)

380 OMG. How could you get that wrong, Mike? Turn in your mancard. The Bulliitt car was a Mustang. A '68 GT Fastback to be exact. They're making a limited edition for 2019 in fact - just in case you want to get your mancard back.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 06:40 PM (yiP49)

381 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 11:36 PM (Yg8Fy) Prayers and condolences. Hang in there.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:41 PM (3W5cQ)

382 Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 11:36 PM (Yg8Fy) Prayers for patience and humor.

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 14, 2018 06:41 PM (AoK0a)

383 The Bulliitt car was a Mustang. A '68 GT Fastback to be exact. They're making a limited edition for 2019 in fact - just in case you want to get your mancard back. Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 11:40 PM (yiP49) It's purty. Another thing I have loved about the recent Mustang models is they have the engine note pretty much perfect. Makes a Man want to spend some money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:42 PM (ndTbZ)

384 Isn't Hogg's 14 minute up yet or not

Posted by: The Intempormental Hat at June 14, 2018 06:43 PM (itfg0)

385 Went to see the ENT specialist today. Some hearing has returned to my left ear. While nothing at all was coming in a month ago, I was able to make out about 20% of the words spoken to me in the audio test. I got a steroid injection into the inner ear to see if any swelling in there can be reduced. I don't expect to wake up one fine morning with everything restored and perfect pitch besides, but it's possible I may get some of my own back. Or not. Time will tell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2018 06:43 PM (LsBY9)

386 https://tinyurl.com/y9e7dg4k The new Bullitt edition, for those who are interested.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (ndTbZ)

387 ...OMG. How could you get that wrong, Mike? Turn in your mancard. The Bulliitt car was a Mustang. A '68 GT Fastback to be exact. They're making a limited edition for 2019 in fact - just in case you want to get your mancard back. Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 11:40 PM (yiP49) The OTHER car in the Bullitt chase scenes was indeed, a Charger. It's final scene was a Charge B Que. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (QzJWU)

388 I'm not optimistic about Nov in VA, though I suppose my own rep's seat is safe. (Griffith in 9th)

*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:29 PM (0jtPF)



It's funny, the GOP in the western  half of Virginia just dominates, and turns out the type of GOP candidates that do well statewide in Virginia, but the people voting in GOP primaries love those NOVA and Hampton Roads GOPer's that pretty much have done shitty in statewide elections.



The Virginia GOP has a long history of putting up red meat candidates. Candidates that a portion of the GOP faithful fall in love with, but that the independents in Virginia are like "meh".

Posted by: Ashly Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 06:44 PM (fdTrp)

389 Or not. Time will tell. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2018 11:43 PM (LsBY9) Any improvement is encouraging. Keep it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (ndTbZ)

390 Pappymayhem has been on hemodialysis for 3 yrs and his fistula is in his left arm. Once his fistula was "ripe" as his nephrologist put it he has no restrictions except that med techs can't take bp in that arm and blood draws are a no no on that side. He can still use his left arm pretty much the same as before the fistula.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 06:45 PM (myjNJ)

391 356---Well, Cameron Diaz gets to call herself "Hispanic" because of the surname. Posted by: Ashly Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 11:25 PM (fdTrp) ---------------------------------- Cameron Diaz of course IS "Hispanic," her father being 100% Cuban though born in the US. And yeah, she qualifies as an Oppressed Victim! She also qualifies as a prime example of how silly the category is. "Hispanic" is not a race. It's not even an ethnicity since you can now be "Hispanic" without speaking a word of Spanish or having any connection to a Spanish-speaking subculture. But there it is!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (0jtPF)

392 Heard on the radio this morning that the Republican candidate for Governor here in California, John Cox, has stated that Trump will come to California to campaign for Cox. I'm actually a bit surprised by that. There are so many people here who are rabidly anti-Trump that Cox could probably be forgiven if he wanted Trump to keep his distance. But it sounds like he's going to do an event with the President instead. Of course, Cox still probably won't win. Gavin Newsome, the Democratic candidate, would probably have to be caught with a dead boy *and* a live girl in his bed to lose. And even then he still might pull off a win.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (luFt9)

393 Deplorable Lady, tell your nutritionist that the other quacks have prescribed pizza and chocolate ice cream for your other ills. And prayers for you to be free of your afflictions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (LsBY9)

394 Get rid of fines and replace them with public caning. See what the results are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2018 06:46 PM (nkvAh)

395 I'm not optimistic about Nov in VA, though I suppose my own rep's seat is safe. (Griffith in 9th) *sigh* Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:29 PM (0jtPF) Virginia ain't alone in that.

Posted by: The Data Hat at June 14, 2018 06:47 PM (itfg0)

396 An anonymous donor just contributed $500 to James Wolfe's GoFundMe, bringing the 36-hour total to $1,190 of it's $500,000 goal.
That should almost pay for the billable time used to create the GoFundMe page.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (rnXGe)

397 Hang in there lady it will get better.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 06:48 PM (myjNJ)

398 She also qualifies as a prime example of how silly the category is. "Hispanic" is not a race. It's not even an ethnicity since you can now be "Hispanic" without speaking a word of Spanish or having any connection to a Spanish-speaking subculture.
But there it is!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 11:46 PM (0jtPF)



It is a legal determination, commonly called "una gota de sangre"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 06:50 PM (2K6fY)

399 The new Bullitt edition, for those who are interested Oh, my. I don't even like Mustangs, but I might have to put a mortgage on my house for that thing...

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (yiP49)

400 Re: the seagull

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Super Genius at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (DGD99)

401 371 -- Protonothary -- We lost the War on Drugs before we even started it. Nobody learned anything from Prohibition. The scarcer the item, the higher the price. And when it's illegal, only the crooks have it. Just like with Prohibition, there's too much chance for corruption among the people allegedly enforcing the laws. Prostitution was mentioned a few posts earlier. Same thing. Graft and payola. And so many of the social conventions that used to help keep these things in check have crumbled like sand. No, I don't have an answer. The only thing I can say is: people will be people -- good, bad, or indifferent. All you can do is try and keep your little corner of the universe from turning into just another shit hole. If enough of us work on our little corners of the universe, maybe we can unite to create a clean, liveable space. And maybe I'm just whistling past the grave.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 06:52 PM (Yg8Fy)

402 Cox only has upside with a PDT endorsement in a state as blue as CA, imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (PUmDY)

403 The Bulliitt car was a Mustang. A '68 GT Fastback to be exact. They're making a limited edition for 2019 in fact - just in case you want to get your mancard back. Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog
With a 390, the most awesome and underrated block-series Ford ever put out: the Ford FE.  Unfortunately, with the stock exhaust manifolds and the crappy stock exhaust, and the horrible-flowing stock intake manifold, and the open rear for that one-wheel-peel.  A few hundred bucks in improvements and that wouldn't even have been a chase, lol.

Posted by: Oedipus at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (CXLVd)

404 Heh.  From Babalu blog: How to end the Hawaiian eruption.


"According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease the goddess PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires,and according to tradition, that sacrificial victim needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Former President Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (2K6fY)

405 Hey d00dz and d00dettz, Just got back from the Rifftrax Live showing of Space Mutiny, one of my all-time favorite MST3K episodes. Posted by: All Hail Eris How shall we set the over/under for Trump jokes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at June 14, 2018 06:53 PM (zfrbv)

406 They reused a lot of footage of destroying the same car.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)


About 300 General Lee's were destroyed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

407 Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2018 11:53 PM (2K6fY) --

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:55 PM (e7oj4)

408 If enough of us work on our little corners of the universe, maybe we can unite to create a clean, liveable space. And maybe I'm just whistling past the grave. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats Would you like to buy the world a Coke?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

409 369 Might want to have a tissue handy. Posted by: Bert G at June 14, 2018 11:32 PM (yzxic) ----------------------------- No kidding. I need two. Well, that settles who we'll root for. I'll have to get some bananas for the weekend.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (0jtPF)

410 IT looks like radical feminists come back as seagulls when they are reincarnated.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (jGiDM)

411 Yeah, Aetius, there are plenty of other concerns, there. I'm just considering the idea that those problems might not be as bad as the problems we have now with the way prostitution laws are currently enforced, at least around here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2018 06:56 PM (wSC8T)

412 Thanks for ONT, WD. MiL update. Lab results confirm that at least a portion of the mass removed from the brain is tumorous. Further results will confirm whether benign or malignant. Recovery-wise, she was initially consulted to go to in-patient rehab facility, but now, she is doing so well that they are considering discharging her and scheduling her for outpatient rehab. Suck it, soybois and snowflakes. She is a hardy AK woman who has endured more than would put most "millenials" in tears and soiling their romphims. She taught in Pt. Hope AK, married to my FiL, etc. In any event, we are cautiously optimistic and hoping that the last of the lab results indicate a benign mass (a portion of which was the aforementioned arterial venous malformation), before we consider ourselves truly out of the woods. Continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.

Posted by: Country Peeping Lithgow Lookalike at June 14, 2018 06:58 PM (5jVnA)

413 At last, a spot of rain here in Hell Paso.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 06:58 PM (e7oj4)

414 It's definitely a difficult question, Deplorable Lady.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (wSC8T)

415 Watching Tucker now. What a disgusting cesspit the FBI has become.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (e7oj4)

416 A report found that LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers. LOL. And you are not "three to four times less likely" anything. You are "one quarter to one third as likely" ... assuming that's what these illiterates meant, in the first place. And, finally, can we be done with this crazy LFGBRWQZ crap. We all know what they're trying to say - "perverts ... of every ilk".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (lz35u)

417 401: agree with all of what you said. We are whistling past the grave. The look of utter cluelessness and apathy permeates across almost all swathes of society.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 07:00 PM (89T5c)

418 There is a bit in Johnny English where he is chasing after a parkour master without any more effort than walking. Sweating is unlike a gentleman. Here's a song that wasn't the opening to a Roger Moore movie but should have been. I'll Stand By You, The Pretenders https://youtu.be/SuWAGT9ZkYE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 07:01 PM (rnAwa)

419 That sunbather might not be having much fun, but the seagull is having a ball!

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2018 07:01 PM (JGBbg)

420 388---It's funny, the GOP in the western half of Virginia just dominates, and turns out the type of GOP candidates that do well statewide in Virginia, but the people voting in GOP primaries love those NOVA and Hampton Roads GOPer's that pretty much have done shitty in statewide elections. The Virginia GOP has a long history of putting up red meat candidates. Candidates that a portion of the GOP faithful fall in love with, but that the independents in Virginia are like "meh". Posted by: Ashly Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 11:44 PM (fdTrp) -------------------------------------------------- That pretty well sums it up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (0jtPF)

421 379 -- Thanks, Aetius! I just needed to blow off some steam. This is not how I imagined my "golden years" -- singlehandedly supporting the entire medical industry. I can't even go find a part time job because my schedule is so erratic, and now my entire left arm is out of commission. No more throwing 50 lb boxes of books around. (Yes, books are heavy in the conglomerate. Then I found a hobby that weighs even more -- beading. Do you know you can stuff a good forty pounds of glass beads into a single Harry Potter carton? A carton of Harry Potter books probably weighs only about 20 lbs. But you can stuff 40 or more pounds of glass beads into an empty carton.)

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (Yg8Fy)

422 Oh STFU Richard Goodstein.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (e7oj4)

423 413 At last, a spot of rain here in Hell Paso. Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 11:58 PM (e7oj4) El Paso always had the best smell just as rain started of anywhere I have ever been. Petrichor, I think it is called.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (ndTbZ)

424 Just watched Wray's presser, what a self serving c?unt. I would shit can his ass 5 minutes after that shit. Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 11:15 YES! see my post above. He doesn't realize who he works for, idioit.

Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2018 07:02 PM (yJ1e6)

425 Florida man for the win, tonight. Geez! All I get are lousy power trip lectures and tickets.

Posted by: Country Peeping Lithgow Lookalike at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (5jVnA)

426 At the reloading bench - where I haven't been in a while, and gave up in frustration, being unable to make the powder dispenser work correctly, and having no idea what the problem could be. Radio on. Levin rebroadcast. He sounded dead, despondent, lifeless. Guessing he is defeated by the IG fiasco, and the FBI's defiant victory dance (Wray's appalling press appearance). Figured he'd be apoplectic (SOP), but no. Radio "news" break. CBS. IG report cleared Clinton "email investigation" of any improprieties - even the interview with Clinton was done properly. Next story - longer - on NY AG announcement of suit against Trump foundation. So this is what many Americans are hearing about today's "news".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

427 Well, at least this yr my birthday isn't on Fathers Day. That's good.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 07:03 PM (myjNJ)

428 412: prayers on the way!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (jGiDM)

429 It is a legal determination, commonly called "una gota de sangre" Posted by: Kindltot Huh. I ain't got a sangria, so I guess I'm not hispanic.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2018 07:04 PM (JGBbg)

430 406 They reused a lot of footage of destroying the same car.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

About 300 General Lee's were destroyed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 11:54 PM (rnXGe)



Kind of like the space dogfight scenes in the original Battlestar Galactica.



Those Cylon fighters kept doing the exact same maneuvers, you just knew that the Colonial pilots would figure it out eventually.

Posted by: Ashly Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (fdTrp)

431 And you are not "three to four times less likely" anything. You are "one quarter to one third as likely" ... assuming that's what these illiterates meant, in the first place. And, finally, can we be done with this crazy LFGBRWQZ crap. We all know what they're trying to say - "perverts ... of every ilk". Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 15, 2018 12:00 AM (lz35u) --Morrissey, "Girl Least Likely To" https://youtu.be/PMykED3e7pc

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (e7oj4)

432 412 Thanks for ONT, WD. MiL update. Lab results confirm that at least a portion of the mass removed from the brain is tumorous. Further results will confirm whether benign or malignant. Recovery-wise, she was initially consulted to go to in-patient rehab facility, but now, she is doing so well that they are considering discharging her and scheduling her for outpatient rehab. Suck it, soybois and snowflakes. She is a hardy AK woman who has endured more than would put most "millenials" in tears and soiling their romphims. She taught in Pt. Hope AK, married to my FiL, etc. In any event, we are cautiously optimistic and hoping that the last of the lab results indicate a benign mass (a portion of which was the aforementioned arterial venous malformation), before we consider ourselves truly out of the woods. Continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated. Posted by: Country Peeping Lithgow Lookalike at June 14, 2018 11:58 PM (5jVnA) Oops, forgot to change my NIC after a BSOD and prolonged period away from sanity.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 14, 2018 07:05 PM (5jVnA)

433 El Paso always had the best smell just as rain started of anywhere I have ever been. Petrichor, I think it is called. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2018 12:02 AM (ndTbZ) --Yup, that is what I'm smelling.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:07 PM (e7oj4)

434 SMF, um Baen tries to define the "Character of the Female Warrior"

https://www.baen.com/femalewarrior

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 14, 2018 07:08 PM (AgRBF)

435 Which movie was always used for the Toonces car crashes?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:08 PM (PUmDY)

436 Hmm: Austria, Italy, Hungary, the Czechs and Slovaks, all coming together for a common interest in protecting the west. I'm trying to think of a catchy name for this holy empire now made possible by Rome. It'll come to me

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)

437 I am at my favorite spot on the planet. the family cottage in Brewster, about 150 feet from the tide-line, with my dog at my feet, my parents asleep, my wife reading indoors. And now I'm headed to the beach in hopes of catching "night fish", which at the Cape translates to "anything you can catch without having to move". Stripers are running, flounder are spotty, but squid are in full flourish. At the very least there will be calamari tomorrow. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2018 10:33 PM What's that overhead? Why, it looks like a seagull, slowly circling right above you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (2NqXo)

438 Good news, flounderbot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 07:09 PM (89T5c)

439 Most online IG report afficionados/experts have been scrambling since noon to put a positive face on things - but it's not plausible. Barring surprise lightning bolts from Huber, this is a total disaster. Clinton and her corrupt protectors will completely beat the wrap on arguably her grossest, most inept, most obvious felonies, and the felonies committed to cover it up and/or not really investigate it. Wray's appearance shows he, at least, figures this is over. Also shows the arrogance and cluelessness on display in the IG report - none of which affected actual investigative decisions, mind you - is strong, and probably now vindicated. Unbelievable performance. I'd expect the stonewalling of Congress to get even more arrogant. Now clear the IG won't rock the boat even on a scandal as spectacular as the faux Clinton investigation. Congress has shown it is not serious. Allah knows what Trump and Sessions are thinking.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

440 Deplorable Lady prayers for you. I'm curious if they have said that arm is permanently out of commission. Like I said at 390 my dad has gone thru this too. As far as I know (I'm his med rep in emergency ) he doesn't have restrictions other than no bp check or blood draws from fistula arm. Hang in there.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (myjNJ)

441 436 Hmm: Austria, Italy, Hungary, the Czechs and Slovaks, all coming together for a common interest in protecting the west. I'm trying to think of a catchy name for this holy empire now made possible by Rome. It'll come to me Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 12:08 AM (6FqZa) --Don't forget the Poles!

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:10 PM (e7oj4)

442 434 SMF, um Baen tries to define the "Character of the Female Warrior" https://www.baen.com/femalewarrior Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 15, 2018 12:08 AM (AgRBF) Hmmm, at least one of them mentions Ripley- although I am not sure she would be a case of 'female warrior' as much as 'everyday hero.' Tasha Yar though...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (ndTbZ)

443 390 Madame Mayhem -- Thanks for the encouraging news. Maybe what the discharge nurse told me was just for the duration of the healing rather than forever. I guess I'll just have too see what the surgeon says Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (Yg8Fy)

444 426 At the reloading bench - where I haven't been in a while, and gave up in frustration, being unable to make the powder dispenser work correctly, and having no idea what the problem could be. Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2018 12:03 AM (QDnY+) I presume that you are aware about the relative difficulties of dispensing stick and extruded powders, versus the ball and flake powders. Otherwise, could a prolonged period of non-use allowed a layer of oxidation to build or moisture and powder gumming up the works? Lube with graphite such as RCBS dry case neck lube if the first instance. Disassemble and clean in acetone in the second. Otherwise, what are the symptoms? Are you being deliberately consistent in your technique with an otherwise known easy to dispense powder? Are you within the recommend range of the particular dispensing cylinder (e.g., pistol versus rifle). That's about all I got.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 14, 2018 07:11 PM (5jVnA)

445 LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers ur doon it rong

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (6FqZa)

446 I'm trying to think of a catchy name for this holy empire now made possible by Rome. It'll come to me Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 12:08 AM (6FqZa) Dammit, it has to be something catchy- with historical roots... ... Hanseatic League?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (ndTbZ)

447 Radio "news" break. CBS. IG report cleared Clinton "email investigation" of any improprieties - even the interview with Clinton was done properly. Next story - longer - on NY AG announcement of suit against Trump foundation. So this is what many Americans are hearing about today's "news". Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2018 12:03 AM (QDnY+) Funny as hell.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2018 07:12 PM (1g7ch)

448 438 Good news, flounderbot. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2018 12:09 AM (89T5c) Yes, indeed. But still looking to clear the malignant/benign hurdle.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 14, 2018 07:13 PM (5jVnA)

449 Thanks, Hadrian. And quite frankly, you losing your hearing in your one ear makes my complaints sound pretty petty. My hearing is still pretty good -- raising four kids and cats and dogs beyond number tends to sharpen those hearing skills. (It's the silence that tells you major trouble is hatching.) I guess it depends on your POV. I hope progress continues.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 07:18 PM (Yg8Fy)

450 Quick story, 'cause I got no friends to bitch to.
Bought a "walking desk" treadmill off of fleabay.  (Yes, I need it.)  It shows up today, so I go to check it out.  Hook up the electric bits, no joy.  Hmmm....  Well, what do you know, I forgot to put the little safety key on it.  Do that and, no joy.
Write the seller, they're all, "can you send us pics of the damaged items?  Oh, and can we give you 80 bucks and you go find a repair shop?"
So I take pics of the boxes and find something I hadn't noticed before.  The spot where a shipping manifest had previously been attached and removed.  Well, that just ain't right.
Told them they sold me previously returned as defective merchandise as new, and no, $80 ain't gonna cut it.  Ball's in their court now.
TL;DR - Ebay deal went south, much whining by me ensued.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (IcT7t)

451 What is the insubordination argument? Insubordinate to whom? Loretta?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (PUmDY)

452 Fire everyone.......E V E R Y O NEE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gary Oldman at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (SxBH1)

453 Friggin' hamsters ate my paragraph breaks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (IcT7t)

454 Most online IG report afficionados/experts have been scrambling since noon to put a positive face on things - but it's not plausible. Barring surprise lightning bolts from Huber, this is a total disaster. Clinton and her corrupt protectors will completely beat the wrap on arguably her grossest, most inept, most obvious felonies, and the felonies committed to cover it up and/or not really investigate it. Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2018 12:10 AM (QDnY+) JackStraw hardest hit. The rest of us aren't surprised. The only way anything is going to get done on this is through Trump and direct Executive action.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 07:19 PM (lz35u)

455 443 you're welcome Lady. My dad is 76 y old and drives himself to dialysis 3 days a week. On his off days.. hell I never know where he is. His cousins try to call him and wind up calling me because they can't find him at home. He wound up in this situation because of a medication that damaged his kidneys.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (myjNJ)

456 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 11:36 sorry to hear of youtr troubles. Best wishesand prayers up from here. T

Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (yJ1e6)

457 I quit watching Pretty Little Liars after it made such a big deal about one of the four being gay. Of course there was some white middle aged 'homophobe' dude brought in as a villain. Not that there is anything wrong with *me* getting seventeen episodes into a YA soap opera. Now if you'll excuse me I have an Erasure retrospective to get back to

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

458 I *really* want JackStraw to be right.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:22 PM (6FqZa)

459 What is the insubordination argument? Insubordinate to whom? Loretta? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 15, 2018 12:19 AM (PUmDY) Yeah, that one who publically announced after being caught with BJ Clinton that she'd do whatever the FBI Comey recommended. And, apparently incapable of jerking his chain if she did not concur.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 14, 2018 07:23 PM (1g7ch)

460 How to make me skip a novel? To never bother to read it?

Put a timeline in the opening explaining all the things common and different with our reality.

https://www.baen.com/Chapters/A9781481483421/A9781481483421.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (AgRBF)

461 Cretaceous Pepe - tinyurl.com/y9yptqvq

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:24 PM (6FqZa)

462 Nighty night hordelings! Sleep sweet and safe.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (myjNJ)

463 guess the state thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-seeks-meth-test-563914

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:26 PM (6FqZa)

464 Oh, my God: "U.S. weekly jobless claims unexpectedly fall" https://tinyurl.com/ydxgxzhj Ok, so we know the job market has been improving. We know that the number of unemployed has been dropping. We even had stories that the number of job opening exceeded those without work the other day. So, mental midgets at Reuters, why is it surprising that jobless claims are falling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (ndTbZ)

465 Night Ms Mayhem !

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

466 Night MadameMayhem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (ndTbZ)

467 The rest of us aren't surprised. The only way anything is going to get done on this is through Trump and direct Executive action. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 15, 2018 12:19 AM Maybe Paul Kersey and the Punisher.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2018 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

468 This is all very dumb and going nowhere.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:29 PM (PUmDY)

469 464 Oh, my God: "U.S. weekly jobless claims unexpectedly fall" https://tinyurl.com/ydxgxzhj Ok, so we know the job market has been improving. We know that the number of unemployed has been dropping. We even had stories that the number of job opening exceeded those without work the other day. So, mental midgets at Reuters, why is it surprising that jobless claims are falling? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2018 12:27 AM (ndTbZ) --Remember when bad unemployment numbers under The Wizard of Uhs were totally UNEXPECTED? This is the mirror image.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (e7oj4)

470 If Jack Straw isn't proven correct, then that motto up at the top of the blog begins to gain current relevance. Soap Box, Ballot Box.... it progresses, apace. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 14, 2018 07:31 PM (QzJWU)

471 This is all very dumb and going nowhere Oh come on, my comments here aren't THAT bad . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (6FqZa)

472 flounderbot, thanks - tomorrow I will disassemble and clean the device (Lee Auto-Drum). It's been a while, and my own notes on die settings had be somewhat flummoxed, but through "dead reckoning" adjustments I see the sleeve being pushed up all the way - yet almost no powder dispenses. It's TrailBoss ("little donuts") for 38spl, nothing I haven't done 1,000s of times before, but not in a while. I'm counting on a good cleaning fixing things. Have never had any trouble with the Auto-Drum, it's very good (very precise with all ball powders).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

473 WeirdDave gives the ONT his own style. Howdy, nightowls.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whoooo? at June 14, 2018 07:32 PM (yT7Mu)

474 460 How to make me skip a novel? To never bother to read it? Put a timeline in the opening explaining all the things common and different with our reality. https://www.baen.com/Chapters/A9781481483421/A9781481483421.htm Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 15, 2018 12:24 AM (AgRBF) --One of the most boring counterfactuals I've ever read.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:34 PM (e7oj4)

475 Hmm: Austria, Italy, Hungary, the Czechs and Slovaks, all coming together for a common interest in protecting the west. I'm trying to think of a catchy name for this holy empire now made possible by Rome. It'll come to me. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 12:08 AM (6FqZa) Humorous, but in fact the only political entity that ever incorporated all of the nationalities you just listed was the Austrian Empire, 1815-1867, and I don't think that was what you had in mind. That does remind me of an old Czech witticism, however, to the effect that while Austria managed to protect civilization from the Turks, she unfortunately failed to save it from the Hungarians.

Posted by: HTL at June 14, 2018 07:35 PM (7oUgp)

476 I pray that JS is right as well, but unless Comey is being accused of being "insubordinate" to the law, this is stupid. Bad puppy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:38 PM (PUmDY)

477 472 flounderbot, thanks - tomorrow I will disassemble and clean the device (Lee Auto-Drum). It's been a while, and my own notes on die settings had be somewhat flummoxed, but through "dead reckoning" adjustments I see the sleeve being pushed up all the way - yet almost no powder dispenses. It's TrailBoss ("little donuts") for 38spl, nothing I haven't done 1,000s of times before, but not in a while. I'm counting on a good cleaning fixing things. Have never had any trouble with the Auto-Drum, it's very good (very precise with all ball powders). Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2018 12:32 AM (QDnY+) From what I recall reading, Lee drum dispenser is better than the traditional type dispensers at stick or extruded powders, and it would seem Trailboss would dispense easier like a flake powder. Also, IIRC, the Lee was more finicky in setup than the traditional dispensers, although from what I hear the Lee dispenser is perfectly serviceable. And the oxidation part above is likely not applicable, as is the cleaning with acetone, which might damage plastic parts. Not much help, otherwise, because I went from dip and trickle with the Lee dippers to a Redding 3BR. If you are looking at dropping coin on a powder dispenser, the 3BR is money well-spent.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 14, 2018 07:40 PM (5jVnA)

478 I just finished watching Krull. Talk about a flashback. Lysette Anthony was one of Weinstein's victims IIANM. Poor lady. Talk about the Boss Monster.

Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (OeWgo)

479 --One of the most boring counterfactuals I've ever read. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2018 12:34 AM (e7oj4) Yeah, kind of... bloodless. For such titanic struggles, developments and changes, they seem to really thin out after the 1990's. Might as well be: "2100: And then they went to space!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (ndTbZ)

480 434 -- Anna Puma -- I read the Baen female warrior piece, and I have to agree with what the two ladies had to say. Like it or not, Honor Harrington is the ultimate Mary Sue. But you have to remember the character is being written by a man. (Only a man would actually believe two women would cheerfully and lovingly share a husband. Gack!!!) I thought the article was well thought out by two women who actually live that female warrior life.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 07:41 PM (Yg8Fy)

481 JackStraw has long advised many here to do what he does - read original documents themselves, and the analysis of those who follow specific things closely, and not to rely on the MSM. Sound advice, on any topic, obviously, any more. I'm calling the IG report a disaster because it took on a pretty obvious - if unprecedented - case of massive improprieties in FBI practices, and brought forth a mouse. Yeah yeah lots of dirt in the body of the report. Probably even grist for prosecutions of some of our favorite public employees. But hard to see the central issue being addressed - SecState and crew commits massive, systematic, undeniable violations of the Espionage Act, and lots of obstruction of justice related thereto - and walks. And, for the most part, the FBI collaborators will walk, to, on the central issue. Getting Capone on tax evasion was fine. Getting a handful of FBI criminals on the equivalent of tax evasion - vs. obstruction of justice - will not be OK. If you wonder why some might feel that way, watch Director Wray's press event today. Tell me it's not as, or more, appalling and amazing than anything that took place during the Obama years. There's a guy who is quite content to not see central issues addressed, and appears to have no idea how his agency's integrity is now a laughing matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

482 flounderbot, Redding gear is top shelf. This Auto-Drum is outstanding, I have to say. Whatever the problem is, it's basic, and has to do with cleaning or set-up (me). It's always worked easily and flawlessly, and precisely.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

483 Farmer shows up! Hugs & scritches to Bailey and Kahlua. Oh - and of course Miss Jewels. No scritches, just a hug and a *hello." I love you, man. Call me sometime.

Posted by: Ketchup on a hotdog at June 14, 2018 07:45 PM (yiP49)

484 Morons, I need a sanity heck from y'all. I thought I had read that in one of Obama's books, he talked about choosing to be straight while in college, because being gay would be too easy (or something very roughly along those lines). Searching on google, though, I'm finding nothing. Was it all some kind of fevered memory I created, a Google conspiracy to bury problematic info, or my Google Fu being incredibly weak?

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (7GvOR)

485 WOW!!!! Awesome Kick Six at the half by the Blue Bombers.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:47 PM (e7oj4)

486 Years ago a young guy went swimming in the nude and a wild turtle thought he saw an easy prey, snake and proceeded to lunch. Too bad it wasn't bent slick willy, eh ? Two female cops jump in the sack with a wandering stranger. Didn't they know all sex is rape according to radical leftists femi-nazis ?

Posted by: ron n. at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (MBrFx)

487 About 300 General Lee's were destroyed. Pickett's charge was brave but foolish.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2018 07:48 PM (rnAwa)

488 Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 12:47 AM (7GvOR) I remember a story about him cold bloodedly deciding whether he should pursue his non-black girlfriend for his aspirations sake, but not sure about the gay thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 07:49 PM (ndTbZ)

489 TL;DR - Ebay deal went south, much whining by me ensued. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned why we can;t have nice things, part MCDXV ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 14, 2018 07:49 PM (AoK0a)

490 By the way, YAH SNOOZE, YAH LOSE, EH ? You don't protect, you forfeit suckah !

Posted by: ron n. at June 14, 2018 07:50 PM (MBrFx)

491 Grimaldi - Barky didn't mention his curiosity about cock in his own books. The reference that he had contemplated 'gayness' appeared in the later biography by David Garrow, Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 07:50 PM (6FqZa)

492 I agree, Rhomboid. There are some damning details, but stuff like the "insubordination" argument show this is not amounting to anything.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (PUmDY)

493 Like it or not, Honor Harrington is the ultimate Mary Sue. But you have to remember the character is being written by a man. (Only a man would actually believe two women would cheerfully and lovingly share a husband. Gack!!!) I thought the article was well thought out by two women who actually live that female warrior life. Posted by: Deplorable Lady Allow To defend M'lady!~ fedora tip *breaks knees in process. First two books: good. They worked. Compentent, standard scifi. Third, four, fifteen... yes, she's 9' feet and zero perfections. Her psychic cat is plotterific. All men and all counter-factuals melt in her presence. Other than that, it's a good, insanely long series.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (zfrbv)

494 @488 I remember a story about him cold bloodedly deciding whether he should pursue his non-black girlfriend for his aspirations sake, but not sure about the gay thing. ------------------------- It was later claimed that his girlfriend was a "composite" of various women he'd dated. Though iirc, people also noted that the "composite" was quite similar to a woman that his ghost writer had dated. I don't recall ever hearing anything in his biographies that even suggests he was gay. Remember that based on when the books were written, anything hinting at such a thing might be seen as a political liability. So I'd be surprised if there actually was something like that in them.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 07:51 PM (luFt9)

495 Heh, the lighting delays have been so long in this game that there was no halftime break, just straight to the third quarter. Kind of a surreal football game.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:53 PM (e7oj4)

496 Hannity hyping this is making me more cynical and pessimistic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 07:58 PM (PUmDY)

497 I don't recall ever hearing anything in his biographies that even suggests he was gay. Remember that based on when the books were written, anything hinting at such a thing might be seen as a political liability. So I'd be surprised if there actually was something like that in them. Posted by: junior at June 15, 2018 12:51 AM (luFt9) --Everything about the chronicling of Bathhouse Barry's life was calculated.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 07:58 PM (e7oj4)

498 484 Morons, I need a sanity heck from y'all. I thought I had read that in one of Obama's books, he talked about choosing to be straight while in college, because being gay would be too easy (or something very roughly along those lines). Searching on google, though, I'm finding nothing. Was it all some kind of fevered memory I created, a Google conspiracy to bury problematic info, or my Google Fu being incredibly weak? Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 12:47 AM (7GvOR) --- http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/trinity-church-members-reveal-obama-shocker/ https://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/03/magazine/double-lives-on-the-down-low.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 08:00 PM (0jR9T)

499 496 Hannity hyping this is making me more cynical and pessimistic. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 15, 2018 12:58 AM (PUmDY) --Life's too short to listen to Sean Hannity.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:00 PM (e7oj4)

500 Mildly satisfying to see a few voices on the web very discouraged by the IG report, and appalled by Wray. Not the one I'm really thinking of most, but ONT and AOSHQ, so, Dennis Miller twatted that listening to Wray, he "would have thought he was talking about catching an agent photocopying his ass on the Xerox machine". As I said here the instant Wray's presser ended, WT hell could Sessions and Trump be thinking if they saw it?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

501 >> Hannity hyping this is making me more cynical and pessimistic. I'm watching that now. I fell asleep and missed Tucker at 8, but caught the last part of Hannity earlier. Just wait, Sara Carter is coming up. You'll enjoy her boobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

502 Night all. Thanks for all the encouragement. As I wrote earlier, I just really needed to blow off some steam, and I don't like doing it at Himself. He's 73, works full time at a physically demanding job, does all the yard work and the weekly laundry because my knees won't do stairs any more. The only thing he really wants me to do is clean kitty litter boxes (they're my damn cats!) and make dinner. After years and years of doing 90% of the cooking because of my work and swimming hours, he is absolutely delighted at not having to figure out what to feed me every night of the week, grateful enough that he will eat just about everything I put in front of him as long as it's not Spam casserole more than once a month. (It's in the cookbook, I just can't remember what page, and I'm too lazy to get up and look for it.) So thanks, everyone, for listening to me bitch and whine -- especially those of you with much worse problems or relatives with much worse problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (Yg8Fy)

503 --Life's too short to listen to Sean Hannity. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2018 01:00 AM (e7oj4) It will make it shorter. If for no other reason than by decalcifying your spinal column.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (ndTbZ)

504 Oh shit, the Bombers are gonna run away with this.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (e7oj4)

505 Night Deplorable Lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:01 PM (ndTbZ)

506 491 Grimaldi - Barky didn't mention his curiosity about cock in his own books. The reference that he had contemplated 'gayness' appeared in the later biography by David Garrow, Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 12:50 AM That's probably what I misremembered. It's a biography on him, not a (ghost written) autobiography. As for "Remember that based on when the books were written, anything hinting at such a thing might be seen as a political liability." I'd say the media buried much worse from his past, so no real problem.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2018 08:03 PM (7GvOR)

507 Bing threw up a fairly pretty picture for Flag day. Honestly, I think the ONT cobs have done better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:03 PM (ndTbZ)

508 LMAO, this game started five hours ago.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:05 PM (e7oj4)

509 Grimaldi - Barky didn't mention his curiosity about cock in his own books. The reference that he had contemplated 'gayness' appeared in the later biography by David Garrow, Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 12:50 AM It wasn't just his interest in shtupping guys, though. Barky was quoted, I believe, as saying that he decided to try being a heterosexual because it was "more challenging" or something like that. It was truly weird and retarded. Typical Barky.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 08:05 PM (lz35u)

510 Lynda Carter would be better.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 08:06 PM (PUmDY)

511 507 Bing threw up a fairly pretty picture for Flag day. Honestly, I think the ONT cobs have done better. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 15, 2018 01:03 AM (ndTbZ) ---------------------------- At least Bing does better than Google. Low bar, I know.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 08:12 PM (0jtPF)

512 Horovitz seems to be as much of a "straight shooter" as Mueller.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 08:12 PM (PUmDY)

513 493 -- weft cut-loop -- I didn't say I don't read the books. I even have the next book on reserve at Amazon already. Early October.) I'm just saying Honor Harrington is Lt. Mary Sue to a T. Believe me, in all my years in Trek and Wars fandom, I read a lot of Mary Sues, and that's what the lady is. Heck, Weber even built in genetic and cyber capabilities that lift her well above the average Mary Sue. Nimitz is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 14, 2018 08:13 PM (Yg8Fy)

514 saying that he decided to try being a heterosexual because it was "more challenging" or something like that. It was truly weird and retarded. Typical Barky. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 15, 2018 01:05 AM That's the recollection I had, and in fact I think it may have been in regards to dealing with a professor while in college, but I can't find anything when searching for it. Weirdsville.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2018 08:14 PM (7GvOR)

515 Testy testy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:15 PM (eMKNe)

516 Testy testy...

Didn't think you'd have the balls, Mr. Seagull.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 08:17 PM (IcT7t)

517 Blanco, who's Mr. Seagull?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:18 PM (eMKNe)

518 Well, after searching for a while on Google, I found the excerpt on Bing right away! "Obama wrote somewhat elusively to his first intimate girlfriend that he had thought about and considered gayness, but ultimately had decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex"

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2018 08:19 PM (7GvOR)

519 Blanco, who's Mr. Seagull?


The bird at the top of the page, who ate a teste.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 14, 2018 08:20 PM (IcT7t)

520 "Obama wrote somewhat elusively to his first intimate girlfriend that he had thought about and considered gayness, but ultimately had decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex" Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 01:19 AM (7GvOR) Because all guys think of it like that. Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:21 PM (ndTbZ)

521 Okay, all this talk about Baraka's sexuality makes me wanna felch.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:22 PM (e7oj4)

522 Ah. No, I already ate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:22 PM (eMKNe)

523 515 Testy testy... Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:15 AM (eMKNe) Testes, testes

Posted by: Teh seagull at June 14, 2018 08:23 PM (e7oj4)

524 There's NOTHING I can post here that doesn't have a double meaning apparently ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:24 PM (eMKNe)

525 qdp, have you and Mis Hum kissed and made up???

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:24 PM (e7oj4)

526 @506 As for "Remember that based on when the books were written, anything hinting at such a thing might be seen as a political liability." I'd say the media buried much worse from his past, so no real problem. --------------------------- But putting it into an autobiography means that people are actually reading it. And once that happens, then the media can't act as gatekeepers anymore. That's how we found out about eating dog.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (luFt9)

527 @506 As for "Remember that based on when the books were written, anything hinting at such a thing might be seen as a political liability." I'd say the media buried much worse from his past, so no real problem. --------------------------- But putting it into an autobiography means that people are actually reading it. And once that happens, then the media can't act as gatekeepers anymore. That's how we found out about eating dog.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (luFt9)

528 525 qdp, have you and Mis Hum kissed and made up??? Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2018 01:24 AM (e7oj4) I advised punching each other on the arm and going out and getting drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ndTbZ)

529 525 qdp, have you and Mis Hum kissed and made up??? Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2018 01:24 AM (e7oj4) I advised punching each other on the arm and going out and getting drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ndTbZ)

530 Challenging and demanding is the very essence of Moochelle. Makes sense that he picked a gal who looks like she tucks it under in her panties.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (2NqXo)

531 Challenging and demanding is the very essence of Moochelle. Makes sense that he picked a gal who looks like she tucks it under in her panties.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 08:25 PM (2NqXo)

532 But, to each their own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:26 PM (ndTbZ)

533 logprof, email me and I'll send you a Top Five list about that. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:26 PM (eMKNe)

534 Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 01:19 AM (7GvOR) I found that article at the top of the duckduckgo results.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 08:26 PM (lz35u)

535 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:15 AM (eMKNe)

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Good to see you back ...

Just sayin'

Posted by: lurks at June 14, 2018 08:27 PM (j3frD)

536 That's how we found out about eating dog. Posted by: junior at June 15, 2018 01:25 AM You know who else eats dog. That North Korean general who saluted Trump and Trump saluted back which is a total win for North Korea because they're showing it on their TV all the time!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 08:27 PM (2NqXo)

537 Aetius, I'd go for it if MisHum would. But something tells me he won't. I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:27 PM (eMKNe)

538 lurks, thanks. Unfortunately I can't stay away from this place. I'm beginning to think that's a problem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:28 PM (eMKNe)

539 I'd like to talk about getting back some civil rights.

Posted by: Carter Page's Left Nut at June 14, 2018 08:28 PM (JhE5a)

540 "Obama wrote somewhat elusively to his first intimate girlfriend that he had thought about and considered gayness, but ultimately had decided that a same-sex relationship would be less challenging and demanding than developing one with the opposite sex" Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 01:19 AM (7GvOR) And then he married a chick that looked as close to a dude as he could find.

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 08:28 PM (9PW1S)

541 Heh, announcers just said this projects to be the longest game in CFL history.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:28 PM (e7oj4)

542 The seagull was feeling a little peckish.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 08:30 PM (2NqXo)

543 What is the federal insubotdinate code section?What are the penalties? This is a surreal joke.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

544 But putting it into an autobiography means that people are actually reading it. And once that happens, then the media can't act as gatekeepers anymore. That's how we found out about eating dog. Posted by: junior at June 15, 2018 01:25 AM (luFt9) Nobody read Barky's autobiography(s). The only reason we found out about the dog eating was because Barky tried to hammer Mittens over the roof dog and someone on the right remembered the dog eating stuff with his muzzie stepdad. But pretty much no one reads Barky's books, except some on the right who wanted to find odd and stupid stuff, which those books were built out of, basically.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 08:31 PM (lz35u)

545 Apropos of nothing: Gently tickle a sleepy fat fuzzy kitteh belly. You'll smile, no matter what else is going on in your life.

Posted by: pogomip [i] at June 14, 2018 08:31 PM (Zn+Bl)

546 535 lurks, thanks. Unfortunately I can't stay away from this place. I'm beginning to think that's a problem. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:28 AM (eMKNe) Not a problem so much as finding people who are not idiots... and some who have a sense of humor... Don't go anywhere... there are not a lot of us left.!

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 08:31 PM (NgKpN)

547 You know who else eats dog. That North Korean general who saluted Trump and Trump saluted back which is a total win for North Korea because they're showing it on their TV all the time! Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 01:27 AM (2NqXo) Of course, they have dogs specially bred for eating.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 08:31 PM (4C0+v)

548 Heh, announcers just said this projects to be the longest game in CFL history. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2018 01:28 AM (e7oj4) Somebody's actually keeping those records?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 08:32 PM (lz35u)

549 which is a total win for North Korea because they're showing it on their TV all the time! Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 15, 2018 01:27 AM (2NqXo) They're just starved for content. North Korean TV is probably like MTV was back when it first started - they only had 20 or so videos that they showed over and over and over and they played that 2 minute moon flag thing every 25 minutes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 08:35 PM (lz35u)

550 530 logprof, email me and I'll send you a Top Five list about that. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:26 AM (eMKNe) --Done. Still fleshing out the novel. Also, still daydreaming about a mini-series. But gotta stay focused. Novel must come first.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:35 PM (e7oj4)

551 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

Posted by: Carter Page's Left Nut at June 14, 2018 08:35 PM (JhE5a)

552 But pretty much no one reads Barky's books, except some on the right who wanted to find odd and stupid stuff, which those books were built out of, basically. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 15, 2018 01:31 AM (lz35u) --Cashill from The American Thinker has probably scrutinized the book more than Barko himself. He first picked up on the nautical metaphors that hinted at Bill Ayers ghost writing (Ayers was in the Merchant Marine). Fascinating stuff.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:40 PM (e7oj4)

553 BREAKING NEWS: Man arrested for bomb threat hoax at Brattleboro Retreat. Motive unclear, but I guarantee he wanted the Retreat to be less 'rayciss'. https://tinyurl.com/ybaz9qnz

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 08:41 PM (4C0+v)

554 Fuck it, I am over this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

555 Cosmic, haven't read that section yet, but the "insubordination" part probably should have been called "usurpation". FBI Dir. making a prosecution call is like an asst. sec. of the Treasury making the decision on some financial policy, when it's the Secretary's call. Obviously completely improper. But a violation of law? I dunno. I would think it is. Of course the AG at the time - at least informally, in a statement - delegated the prosecution call to the FBI - which is *also* completely improper, and probably illegal. This is a critical part of the story. I have to think the totality of actions by the FBI, incl. Comey, fit into charges for obstruction of justice. That's the issue to be resolved. That's the issue that devastates rule of law, and the one that, if not fully documented and severely punished, will truly be a serious blow to the country's foundations. Reporters buying dinner for FBI agents, and other crap like that, is not the hinge on which the republic's fate turns.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 08:41 PM (QDnY+)

556 550 BREAKING NEWS: Man arrested for bomb threat hoax at Brattleboro Retreat. Motive unclear, but I guarantee he wanted the Retreat to be less 'rayciss'. https://tinyurl.com/ybaz9qnz Posted by: Surfperch at June 15, 2018 01:41 AM (4C0+v) Mary Cloggenstein hardest hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 14, 2018 08:42 PM (ndTbZ)

557 Ok late to the game after working but having scrutinized the IG report, here is my summary incorporating Wrays response: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole government responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole government system? And if the whole system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our country in general? I put it to you, President Trump- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: keena at June 14, 2018 08:42 PM (RiTnx)

558 And honestly and sadly although not quite a banana republic, we are in fact Animal House America.

Posted by: keena at June 14, 2018 08:43 PM (RiTnx)

559 But pretty much no one reads Barky's books, except some on the right who wanted to find odd and stupid stuff I would rate this comment as 'accurate'. Steve Sailer read them, because he himself is a sperglord and enjoys looking stuff up. I think Moldbug read them and you don't get more autistic than him, outside an institution. Some political operatives in 2008, who naively thought McCain cared about winning, brought various points to our attention. Leftists bought the books and put them straight onto their shelves. Like how Germans bought Mein Kampf.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 08:44 PM (6FqZa)

560 Don Q, true and thanks. I won't disappear but I don't think I'll be here as often in the future. Logprof, cool and also thanks! I just emailed you back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:44 PM (eMKNe)

561 Did anyone see that news story yesterday about our latest SoCal car chase? It went into the desert on the I-215 and I-15, and the driver ended it by shooting and killing himself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:45 PM (eMKNe)

562 Horovitz seems to be as much of a "straight shooter" as Mueller. ------------ More like Comey, I think. He catalogs the overt illegalities, then issues an indulgence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 08:45 PM (vyAx2)

563 Strzok: "Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart. I could SMELL the Trump support." What a sweetie pie! (By "southern Virginia" he probably means "just outside the beltway." I doubt he's ever been in Danville or Emporia!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 08:45 PM (0jtPF)

564 Heh, keena, the Flounder defense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 08:46 PM (WFV7d)

565 @558 Did anyone see that news story yesterday about our latest SoCal car chase? -------------------------- Was that the one with the stolen UHaul? I heard about it on the radio, but it was still taking place when I quit listening.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:46 PM (luFt9)

566 (By "southern Virginia" he probably means "just outside the beltway." I doubt he's ever been in Danville or Emporia!) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2018 01:45 AM (0jtPF) --Yeah, he went all the way to Fredericksburg.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:47 PM (e7oj4)

567 Did anyone see that news story yesterday about our latest SoCal car chase? It went into the desert on the I-215 and I-15, and the driver ended it by shooting and killing himself. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:45 AM (eMKNe) Sounds like it'll tragically become more ammo for SoCal Gun Grabbers.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 08:47 PM (4C0+v)

568 AOP, it's amazing how animal house was so ahead of its time and politically prescient!

Posted by: keena at June 14, 2018 08:48 PM (RiTnx)

569 Junior: yup. The guy got spike-stripped, lost both his front tires, turned onto one of those wide shoulders with a call box, and apparently shot himself when the cops caught up to him and moved in. The guy was probably looking at some serious charges. The story I heard was that he was trying to 'return some stolen guns.' OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:49 PM (eMKNe)

570 @556 Leftists bought the books and put them straight onto their shelves. Like how Germans bought Mein Kampf. ------------------- That's what they do with all of them. Witness what happened when someone who *didn't* want to read Lena Dunham's autobiography actually went ahead and did so (as part of an assignment at National Review). And that brings to mind the classic trick for determining how much of a book a reviewer at Amazon actually read. Find the quote in the review, figure out which page the quote is on, and you now have a pretty good idea of where they stopped reading.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:49 PM (luFt9)

571 Surfperch, I dunno. I think the guy used an ordinary handgun to off himself. Thankfully, the local media did a good job of taking the cameras off of him as soon as it became apparent he was going to do something crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:49 PM (eMKNe)

572 @566 The story I heard was that he was trying to 'return some stolen guns.' OMG. ------------------- o.@

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:50 PM (luFt9)

573 Here's that great Kick-6 through the sloshy turf: https://www.cfl.ca/2018/06/15/fogg-rolls-110-yards-with-no-time-left-in-the-1st-half/

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:50 PM (e7oj4)

574 @568 I think the guy used an ordinary handgun to off himself. --------------------------- So... one of those assault weapon handguns? That shoots "military grade" ammo?

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:51 PM (luFt9)

575 Gently tickle a sleepy fat fuzzy kitteh belly. You'll smile, no matter what else is going on in your life. Posted by: pogomip ----------- Heh...'gently tickle' my belly, and you're gonna need stitches. Smile at that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at June 14, 2018 08:51 PM (vyAx2)

576 junior, exactly :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:51 PM (eMKNe)

577 RB, I hope you are correct, but I am not very hopeful.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 14, 2018 08:52 PM (PUmDY)

578 571 @568 I think the guy used an ordinary handgun to off himself. --------------------------- So... one of those assault weapon handguns? That shoots "military grade" ammo? Posted by: junior at June 15, 2018 01:51 AM (luFt9) Might've been a Fully Semi-Automatic Military-Style Assault/Combat Handgun with a Chainsaw Bayonet.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 08:54 PM (4C0+v)

579 Logprof, cool and also thanks! I just emailed you back. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2018 01:44 AM (eMKNe) --LMAO. Channel some of that energy into the screenplay, my friend.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:55 PM (e7oj4)

580 Surfperch, you forgot the nuclear warhead attachment :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:55 PM (eMKNe)

581 logprof, I will, thanks. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:56 PM (eMKNe)

582 @577 Surfperch, you forgot the nuclear warhead attachment :-P ------------------ No, the nuclear warheads are in the magazines that it shoots.

Posted by: junior at June 14, 2018 08:56 PM (luFt9)

583 Funny thing, "military grade" small-arms ammo is usually less deadly than the stuff sold to hunters and civilians for self-defense purposes. Because military doctrine is to wound the opposing soldiers, not kill them outright, so that two others are taken out of the fray to carry him to be treated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 08:57 PM (WFV7d)

584 Holy shit, this game might go to OT. Where's Vendette?

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 08:59 PM (e7oj4)

585 junior, LOL Anyway, here's the story: http://abc7.com/armed-suspect-shoots-self-following- chase-from-oc-to-ie/3599896/

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 08:59 PM (eMKNe)

586 568 I think the guy used an ordinary handgun to off himself. --- Good thing the cops were more than 10 feet away. Otherwise he may have shot one of them.

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 08:59 PM (9PW1S)

587 But pretty much no one reads Barky's books, except some on the right who wanted to find odd and stupid stuff ------------------------------- Yeah, I actually read Dreams, which was mildly amusing. I tried to read Audacity but only skimmed it. It's not as well written and very dull. Standard lefty platitudes expressed in a context of personal political development. Zzzzz. Lots of lefties I know had Dreams on their desks, shelves, or coffee table back in 2008. I got a mischievous kick out of chatting with them about the book because it was obvious that they had not made it past the first two pages, if that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 08:59 PM (0jtPF)

588 Because military doctrine is to wound the opposing soldiers, not kill them outright, so that two others are taken out of the fray to carry him to be treated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Read this multiple times, but little to no confirmation of said motivation. You're a smart cookie, does this really strike you as a plausible thing? It's smells like shittery finage from here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at June 14, 2018 09:01 PM (zfrbv)

589 X-ray, true

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 09:02 PM (eMKNe)

590 qdp, you'll like what I've added. In one layer, lots of fun boyfriend/girlfriend repartee. In another layer, lots of interior drama, which affects the other layer.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

591 Because military doctrine is to wound the opposing soldiers, not kill them outright, Maybe for elite snipers, but I assure you, most soldiers are trying to kill the enemy. The bigger issue is military ball ammo makes nice, neat puncture wounds (well, relatively), while hunting ammo is designed to expand and cause a larger wound.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2018 09:03 PM (3MG/9)

592 logprof, cool, sounds good. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 09:03 PM (eMKNe)

593 Because military doctrine is to wound the opposing soldiers, not kill them outright, so that two others are taken out of the fray to carry him to be treated. --- o_O I must've been out longer than I thought...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 09:03 PM (0jR9T)

594 The Hague accord does not specify FMJ ammunition explicitly as the only ammunition that may be used; it just bans ammunition specifically designed to expand, deform.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 09:04 PM (vyAx2)

595 I tried to read Audacity but only skimmed it. It's not as well written and very dull. Standard lefty platitudes expressed in a context of personal political development. Zzzzz. Lots of lefties I know had Dreams on their desks, shelves, or coffee table back in 2008. I got a mischievous kick out of chatting with them about the book because it was obvious that they had not made it past the first two pages, if that. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2018 01:59 AM (0jtPF) --Heh, a few years ago I was in a bookstore in Canada and took a copy of The Audacity of Hope, placed it next to the tag for the "Myths and Folklore" section, and shared it on Facebook. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 09:06 PM (e7oj4)

596 Read this multiple times, but little to no confirmation of said motivation. You're a smart cookie, does this really strike you as a plausible thing? It's smells like shittery finage from here. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2018 02:01 AM (zfrbv) Well most standard military rounds are Full Metal Jacket. Which I think is part of The Geneva conventions. So maybe it's not exactly their intent but just a good excuse to follow the rules.

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 09:07 PM (9PW1S)

597 I saw Shittery Finage open for Colonoscopy Purge...about two years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2018 09:08 PM (gdP3k)

598 Damn, what a crappy way for the Bombers to lose. Fun game, but sour result.

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 09:08 PM (e7oj4)

599 Read this multiple times, but little to no confirmation of said motivation. You're a smart cookie, does this really strike you as a plausible thing? It's smells like shittery finage from here. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2018 02:01 AM (zfrbv) Well, Mike Hammer and X-ray both covered it pretty well. If you fighting troops of a civilized country, usually they will try to get their wounded to safety. Put the wounded guy on a litter and carry him to safety. There's the two guys who aren't shooting back at you. IIRC, it's illegal in many jurisdictions to use FMJ ammo for hunting game, because it isn't lethal enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 09:17 PM (WFV7d)

600 I'm not saying john valby was a genius, but john valby was a genius.

Posted by: BigZesty at June 14, 2018 09:17 PM (MOCtb)

601 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight, short as it was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2018 09:18 PM (eMKNe)

602 Went over to Daily Mail. Saw Hillary saying "Comey used private email too" So if I find a case where someone else did something illegal. I can do that thing too?

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 09:18 PM (9PW1S)

603 If this is the Book Everyone Bought But No-One But Me Read humblebrag post, I read The Satanic Verses when it came out. (Parents also bought me Brief History Of Time around that time, but on that much I will admit, I didn't finish it, or understand any of it.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

604 trying to remember this gem from Comey (oft repeated apparently)
is it?
I don't know that I knew...
and does anyone think the JEF will ever be seated, sworn, in some room in Congress ever tell us about the smidgeons?

Posted by: micky at June 14, 2018 09:20 PM (dF9Lb)

605 If this is the Book Everyone Bought But No-One But Me Read humblebrag post, I read The Satanic Verses when it came out. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 02:19 AM (6FqZa) I never read The Satanic Verses ... but I did ogle Padma Lakshmi once or twice. Damn, she was smoking hot!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 09:21 PM (lz35u)

606 @568 I think the guy used an ordinary handgun to off himself.
---
but was the handgun on the #Failifornia approved handgun safety list?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:23 PM (2NQZE)

607 All right, better get back to it. I at least like to think I can write okay tipsy, but even if there's that quality, quantitatively I can only manage about a paragraph at most per night. Later Haterz!

Posted by: logprof at June 14, 2018 09:23 PM (e7oj4)

608 I don't know that I knew... Chinese Wall!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 09:24 PM (lz35u)

609 Maybe for elite snipers, but I assure you, most soldiers are trying to kill the enemy. The bigger issue is military ball ammo makes nice, neat puncture wounds (well, relatively), while hunting ammo is designed to expand and cause a larger wound. Posted by: Grimaldi at June 15, 2018 02:03 AM (3MG/9) It depends on the range. At most reasonable ranges 5.56 NATO will "boat tail" in the wound, making a much larger wound channel. And you know this is true on reflection - zillions of people have died to 5.56 NATO wounds, and it's not because they had tiny holes punched in them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 14, 2018 09:25 PM (h2Bdk)

610 TPOP: it had to do with the immigrant experience. Rushdie likened the Muslim Indian newly arrived in England to Muhammad in al-Madina. And to the Ayatollah hiding out in Paris. And to Moses in Egypt. There were a LOT of themes in that book, which Rushdie himself never quite digested. I think deep down Rushdie wanted to return as the Great Indian Novelist to his ancestral home Delhi.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

611 wounded troops tie up enormous logistical resources, *if* you are a civilized country.

evac the wounded, treat the wounded, evac them farther, treat them some more. feed them, shelter them etc...

all that takes supply cubage and weight that can't be used for other things. plus it requires large amounts of highly trained manpower, shelters, vehicles, etc, and the logistical tail for all of that as well.

so yeah, there is a certain advantage to wounding over killing, from a certain POV.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:29 PM (2NQZE)

612 Watched some of Hannity tonight. Hannity relayed that Comey said he didn't know Wiener was Huma's husband. How can that have not been a huge story when Comey said it?

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 09:30 PM (9PW1S)

613 way behind here: was at a local meeting from 1830-2230 here...

did i miss anything good up thread?

also, are all the Q-tips gone, or are folks still waxing poetic about the IG report?


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (2NQZE)

614 There were a LOT of themes in that book, which Rushdie himself never quite digested. I think deep down Rushdie wanted to return as the Great Indian Novelist to his ancestral home Delhi. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 02:26 AM (6FqZa) Instead, he got to go into eternal hiding. That sort of book isn't my thing but I was ticked off, at the time, that we didn't give him asylum and threaten the living shit out of Iran. It was a black mark against the whole West (Britain, most of all, of course) that we let Iran get away with that shit, which was really the most offensive thing a shithole country can do. Iran should have friggin burned because of that. Of course, Iran should have burned to a crisp - to a crisp - for taking our embassy and the hostages ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 14, 2018 09:32 PM (lz35u)

615 How can that have not been a huge story when Comey said it?

Posted by: X-ray at June 15, 2018 02:30 AM (9PW1S)
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it was a local crime story, nothing more.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:33 PM (2NQZE)

616 Of course, Iran should have burned to a crisp - to a crisp - for taking our embassy and the hostages ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 15, 2018 02:32 AM (lz35u)
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Jimmy Carter disagreed with you...

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:34 PM (2NQZE)

617 600 If this is the Book Everyone Bought But No-One But Me Read humblebrag post, I read The Satanic Verses when it came out. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 02:19 AM ------------------------------ Holy carp! That makes you, one mullah in Qum, and Rushdie himself. And I'm not too sure about the mullah.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 09:35 PM (0jtPF)

618 well if JIMMY CARTER said so. his special hell will be an eternity in a rabbit warren, dressed up like a carrot.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 09:36 PM (6FqZa)

619 I read a review of The Satanic Verses once. *mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 09:38 PM (onc1L)

620 his special hell will be an eternity in a rabbit warren, dressed up like a carrot.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 02:36 AM (6FqZa)
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in a bowl of chili...


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:38 PM (2NQZE)

621 his special hell will be an eternity in a rabbit warren, dressed up like a carrot. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 15, 2018 02:36 AM (6FqZa) So Jimmy Carter is the one that being that truly fears getting thrown in the brier patch?

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 09:43 PM (9PW1S)

622 LOL

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-14/dont-  
have-sex-foreigners-during-world-cup-russian-mp

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:44 PM (2NQZE)

623 616 I read a review of The Satanic Verses once. *mic drop* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2018 02:38 AM (onc1L) --------------------- Every once and a while I'll read so many reviews of a book that I forget I haven't read the book itself.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2018 09:48 PM (0jtPF)

624 LOL x 2 and pass the popcorn

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-14/lawyer-  
could-seize-daniels-600000-crowdfunding-stash-dispute-avenatti

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 09:48 PM (2NQZE)

625 https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-14/dont- have-sex-foreigners-during-world-cup-russian-mp Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2018 02:44 AM (2NQZE) Almost as funny. Russian workers are undergoing training to learn how to smile ahead of the World Cup https://preview.tinyurl.com/y83e6wpr Link to Business Insider

Posted by: X-ray at June 14, 2018 09:52 PM (9PW1S)

626 Is it over? Is it safe?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl [/i] at June 14, 2018 09:53 PM (roQNm)

627 Anyone still here?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 09:57 PM (4C0+v)

628 Still here. Reading red's Zerohedge links. Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 10:02 PM (WFV7d)

629 But it's late now, and I am off to bed. Night, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2018 10:03 PM (WFV7d)

630 anyone have a guess as to how the daily dem/prog talking points come to be?day after day...

Posted by: micky at June 14, 2018 10:09 PM (dF9Lb)

631 yeah, ZH has gone to shit in the last few months, but they still bring teh funny on occasion.

hell, they're so FUBAR they banned me.  no idea even why, and no response.


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 10:12 PM (2NQZE)

632 That last guy has got Svengali potential.

If that story is true.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 14, 2018 10:15 PM (VqY5W)

633 my ass is dragging...

gonna go make one more loop around the usual watering holes, then, in nothings there or here, ima pull the plug.

BIAB, if anyone cares

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 10:23 PM (2NQZE)

634 Nobody cares. ...except me. It's What I Do.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 14, 2018 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)

635 'Night Horde. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEagDZnr3dw

Posted by: Surfperch at June 14, 2018 10:42 PM (4C0+v)

636 G'Night, Surfperch.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 14, 2018 10:43 PM (Ckg4U)

637 G'night, John-boy...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 14, 2018 10:55 PM (2NQZE)

638 G'Night, redc1c4.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 14, 2018 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)

639 *pulls chute* *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 14, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)

640 Horrible night, somehow I have a head cold. But been up awhile, 3 loads laundry, got milk and coffee at Wawa.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:19 PM (pHfeF)

641 Been listening to Levine, this IG report is a travesty

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:32 PM (pHfeF)

642 638 Been listening to Levine, this IG report is a travesty Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 04:32 AM (pHfeF) Levine?

Posted by: clutch at June 14, 2018 11:37 PM (kiSdp)

643 Levin, got to many letters going with my fingers

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:41 PM (pHfeF)

644 Pronounced like FrankenStyne

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:47 PM (pHfeF)

645 Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 04:41 AM (pHfeF) Ah! F. Lee, in the olden Rush days...I can only imagine his show last night. Too bad his ticker is weak, he would be able to clean this mess up.

Posted by: clutch at June 14, 2018 11:49 PM (kiSdp)

646 As pointed out by many, no bias in the FBI management but no pro Trump people either.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:50 PM (pHfeF)

647 £$+&(@!

Posted two greetings and a question, which Pixy promptly ate because I forgot to discpnnect WiFi.

G'morning, Horde...specifically Skip snd Clutch.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2018 11:53 PM (nlavE)

648 Oh, hay...Clutch, how much oil (and what kind) goes on the newly-flattened cutting board?

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2018 11:55 PM (nlavE)

649 Use mineral oil, just light film, let dry. Put some on a paper towel and wipe down.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:56 PM (pHfeF)

650 Do all sides, stand up on end to dry

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 11:58 PM (pHfeF)

651 IG- Through careful investigation we have concluded the sky is green. Democrats- See the sky is green so can we move on from this discussion?

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 12:00 AM (pHfeF)

652 If grocery store doesn't have mineral oil go to a hardware store.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 12:02 AM (pHfeF)

653 Another thread nearing the bad number.

Posted by: m at June 15, 2018 12:03 AM (/TzhX)

654 Mineral oil? Huh, I've always used kitchen-type oil on cutting boards. I was recommending that you polyurethane the end grain to help prevent t from warping again.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:04 AM (kiSdp)

655 Immigration 'reform' is working its way through, they will let all the 'dreamers' stay. There is no doubt in my mind they will do that.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 12:04 AM (pHfeF)

656 >>>638 Been listening to Levine, this IG report is a travesty Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 04:32 AM (pHfeF) It brought Gowdy back into the fold.

Posted by: m at June 15, 2018 12:05 AM (/TzhX)

657 You know, we've been hearing "Just you wait till the IG report comes out" for months...like it was going to put the final nail in the Dem party's coffin.  Yah.  Uh huh.  That worked well, didn't it?

Still, I can't help but wonder if this may be just the first in a series of IG reports...each more damning than the last.

Where do we go from here?


Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:06 AM (nlavE)

658 mornin'

Posted by: wing at June 15, 2018 12:06 AM (RSMz4)

659 Mineral oil. Poly is sealing the board, mineral oil lets the board in a natural state and repels the water .

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 12:06 AM (pHfeF)

660 So, I see my dumb ass back bencher Congressman standing behind Ryno as he sells out America via amnesty, grinning like an idiot. He does not meet with us or return phone calls. How do I find out if it is Soros, Steyer or some other Dem billionaire paying him off?

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:07 AM (kiSdp)

661 As said do all sides, the end grain does absorb faster than the straight grain. Gotta get moving. Have a great day everyone.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2018 12:08 AM (pHfeF)

662 Skip, no I am only advocating that Creeper seal the END grain with poly, to help prevent the board from re-warping. Yes, mineral oil, castor oil, olive oil or whatever on the surface.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:09 AM (kiSdp)

663 Golly, how can you be so unaware that a seagull rips off half of your family jewels? Makes me cross my legs just thinking about it.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:11 AM (kiSdp)

664 Clutch @ 651

This is the info I'm looking for.  This board is fifty years old and had never warped until last month.  Trying to avoid a repeat of that.

There seems to be some difference of opinion on what oil to use.  Mineral oil is indigestible, which doesn't seem right for food, but vegetable oils will go rancid.

Adds polyurethane to Lowe's list.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:12 AM (nlavE)

665 Creeper, I'm hoping Pres T has the unredacted report on his desk that he could declassify it if this thing starts to peter out. I doubt he's gonna let Crooked Hitlery skate away on this.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:13 AM (kiSdp)

666 Adds polyurethane to Lowe's list. Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 05:12 AM (nlavE) Just the end grain with the poly. Get a sponge brush and buy the oil based poly, then throw away the sponge brush when done.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:16 AM (kiSdp)

667 Eh, Skip is correct, the interwebs say to use mineral oil.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:17 AM (kiSdp)

668 ooooh, 2 more.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:17 AM (kiSdp)

669 666?

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:17 AM (kiSdp)

670 C'mon...let's get it out of the way.  Bring on the number.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:19 AM (nlavE)

671 WTG, Clutch!

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:20 AM (nlavE)

672 mineral oil
sponge brush

(scribbles frantically)

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:22 AM (nlavE)

673 @654 As has been clearly demonstrated by all of Horowitz's reports, Fast and Furious, McCabe and now Clinton investigation, these reports will show clear corruption and criminality in substance but after they go through the review process and the deep staters get to make the the final edits, the conclusions will be that mistakes were made, give us more money so we can train our goons not to be corrupt bias shit weasels, WAKAA, WAKA Citizen. There will be no salvation from any of these reports as has been shown clearly by Wrays pathetic presser yesterday. There is nothing we can do as we don't have the power to intervene, we are completely powerless here. The rot is too deep and other than Trump fighting the good fight nobody in Congress is going to do anything about it either.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2018 12:23 AM (UfMVm)

674 I figured 666 is fitting for the Hilde-beest report last night.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:23 AM (kiSdp)

675 Kreplach, see my 662. No way Trump does that? I cant see him taking this lying down.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:25 AM (kiSdp)

676 Kreplach, I fear you are right...that President Donald Trump is but the last gasp of a dying society.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:27 AM (nlavE)

677 @673 In the stock world they have a saying for this, Dead Cat Bounce, thats what the election of Trump was. After he leaves the scene, whenever and by what mechanism, it doest matter, we will continue on our road to oblivion.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2018 12:32 AM (UfMVm)

678 Good Morning and Happy Eid al-Fitr Day!! It just like Apple Fritter day but the fritter is stuffed with goat. Get them when there hot.

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 12:32 AM (8ikIW)

679 Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 05:27 AM (nlavE) Not so fast, my friend. Too many of us with the Ultimate Equalizers out here.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:33 AM (kiSdp)

680 I could be related to Florida Man. I didn't charge my cellphone last night but do have butter coffee, 2 slices of 3-day old pizza, a Little Debbie oatmeal pie and a banana. This my friends, is the beginning of a perfect day. Officers and Chiefs take over and carry out the Plan of the Day.

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2018 12:37 AM (zLDYs)

681 I kinda wonder if Trump isn't saving his firepower for the IG's report on the pee-pee dossier.  That had to have infuriated him and it made the battle personal like nothing else did.

Trump doesn't quit.  I think the reports are just beginning.

But I'm sick of them already.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:37 AM (nlavE)

682 But I'm sick of them already. Posted by: creeper You wonder if the rot is that bad in an organization that has thousands of law enforcement people in it, how bad is a local police department.

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 12:40 AM (8ikIW)

683 Eromero @677

You had me until the oatmeal pie.

Top o' the morning to you.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:40 AM (nlavE)

684 Gotta go to work. If anyone can help me out on post 657, I will check back later.

Posted by: clutch at June 15, 2018 12:42 AM (kiSdp)

685 Bruce, I don't think local departments are even half as corrupt as the feds.  Outliers like Broward county aside, most of what we hear of locals is pretty positive.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:44 AM (nlavE)

686 Clutch, campaign contibution disclosure lists?

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:47 AM (nlavE)

687 Compare and contrast: FBI agents interview Flynn and see no sign that he is lying. Flynn prosecuted for lying. FBI agents interview Clinton and conclude that she is lying. Clinton not charged.

Posted by: LASue at June 15, 2018 12:49 AM (Z48ZB)

688 @684

Gives me a headache.

'Morning,  LASue

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 12:52 AM (nlavE)

689 684. It just adds to my infuriation, that Ive had for way to long. Top of the morning horde.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 12:58 AM (+KpqJ)

690 Gooood morning and happy Friday!

Posted by: Uncle Si at June 15, 2018 01:03 AM (Je5yd)

691 Kreplach:  "Dead Cat Bounce"

I like that.  Seems to fit perfectly.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 01:04 AM (nlavE)

692 Pixy seems to strongly dislike an IOS device connected through satellite internet. Karma may have run over my dogma.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 01:06 AM (+KpqJ)

693 In fact I liked it so much I duck-ducked it...

Dead cat bounce - a temporary recovery from a long decline


Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 01:09 AM (nlavE)

694 Sumdumchief, Pixy will tolerate AT&T but she rejects anything offered up thru HughesNet.

Ever get the impression the whole  internet is house of cards that's one joker away from collapse?

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 01:12 AM (nlavE)

695 691 one day the right solar flare will put the whole fine mess out of commission. Until then I will carry on and complain loudly.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 01:16 AM (+KpqJ)

696 So International House of Burgers is bragging about their bestest yummiest burgers. On the commercial they show them putting the burger on the grill and the first thing they do is smash it flat. I know some people like that, but it does not make for a juicy burger

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 01:20 AM (8ikIW)

697 Up and dressed, kennel dogs let out, morning prayers said, coffee at my elbow. Another great, if no-music day here at Schloss Hadrian begins.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2018 01:20 AM (LsBY9)

698 Of course its Hughesnet in the dumb chiefs mess.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 01:20 AM (+KpqJ)

699 You know, Sum, I'm almost looking forward to that.  Maybe then they'll replace it with something that works.

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 01:20 AM (nlavE)

700 one day the right solar flare will put the whole fine mess out of commission. Until then I will carry on and complain loudly. Posted by: Sumdumchief That's why Al Gore wants us to lower the temp of the earth now, so when the flare happens, it'll feel like a nice summer day

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 01:21 AM (8ikIW)

701 So International House of Burgers is bragging about their bestest yummiest burgers. On the commercial they show them putting the burger on the grill and the first thing they do is smash it flat. I know some people like that, but it does not make for a juicy burger


Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 06:20 AM

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There is a local burger place here that does exactly that, they smash the burger dead flat and then they cook every single bit of juice out of what is left, over salt it and they have people lined up waiting to give them money. 


We can't understand why there is always a line at that place.  No fries either just lays chips in a bag.


The wife and I tried them twice and won't go back but they have people drive for 75+ miles for their burgers. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 15, 2018 01:24 AM (+Dllb)

702 "Now, here is how you wring all possible moisture out of a burger.  First. take a large, heavy spatula..."

Posted by: Ihob Training Manual at June 15, 2018 01:24 AM (nlavE)

703 696. Vacuum tubes and pork bellies. You heard it hear first.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 01:25 AM (+KpqJ)

704 Autocorrect has never been my shipmate.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 15, 2018 01:25 AM (+KpqJ)

705 Second day at the gaming con for me. Yesterday went well. Prolly pick up some viking swag for Grandson the Elder and a board game or two for us to play during the downtime today.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 15, 2018 01:26 AM (2mev7)

706 coffee at my elbow. You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:27 AM (aws12)

707 698 We can't understand why there is always a line at that place. No fries either just lays chips in a bag. The wife and I tried them twice and won't go back but they have people drive for 75+ miles for their burgers. Some people like to take perfectly good meat and use their grill to make shoe leather, so....

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 15, 2018 01:30 AM (2mev7)

708 Morning all IMDY?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 01:32 AM (TI+41)

709 That Panera article Weirddave put up reminds me of a mail solicitation we got from our local PBS station some years ago. For some reason I actually opened it, and the first sentence, in all caps, was "YOU'RE NOT PAYING ANYTHING TO WATCH PUBLIC TELEVISION - AND THAT'S NOT FAIR!" I didn't read any further, just tossed it in the trash, fuming. Because even though I rarely watch that station, yes I do pay for it, as does every taxpayer, while the other stations, who do not beg me for money, are free to everyone. I wondered who the marketing genius was behind that pledge campaign and how that campaign fared compared to others. Because nothing gets people to open their wallets faster than insulting them and going ALL CAPS ON THEIR AZZ.

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 01:33 AM (rhdgT)

710 Morning, NGU. And, N.

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 01:34 AM (rhdgT)

711 There used to be a reason for the existence of PBS...

'Morning, bluebell.

Posted by: Ihob Training Manual at June 15, 2018 01:36 AM (nlavE)

712 Some people like to take perfectly good meat and use their grill to make shoe leather, so.... Posted by: Iron Mike Golf It does speed up the time to make a burger, so I guess that's why the owners love it. I've had a 5 Guys, and that's what they do. I'm sure Smash Burger does it because, well, SMASH is in the name.

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 01:36 AM (8ikIW)

713 IMDY? Transmission garbled......

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:38 AM (aws12)

714 Morning NGU, all.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 15, 2018 01:38 AM (Ol/Jg)

715 nice and quite at my desk. I am almost all alone ...just the way I like it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 01:38 AM (TI+41)

716 Good morning, creeper! Pixy still not letting you post from your computer, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 01:38 AM (rhdgT)

717 IMDY? Transmission garbled...... Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 06:38 AM (aws12) ---------- I'm sorry to say I know exactly what he's asking. The "M" stands for "McCain."

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 01:39 AM (rhdgT)

718 Trump! is awake.... FBI Agent Peter Strzok, who headed the Clinton & Russia investigations, texted to his lover Lisa Page, in the IG Report, that "we'll stop" candidate Trump from becoming President. Doesn't get any lower than that!

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 01:39 AM (8ikIW)

719 Because nothing gets people to open their wallets faster than insulting them and going ALL CAPS ON THEIR AZZ. Posted by: bluebell GOOD MORNING BLUEBELL !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:39 AM (aws12)

720 I've been buying half-pound burgers and pan-grilling them 4 minutes on a side.  Warm in the middle.  Perfect,

Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 01:41 AM (nlavE)

721 I'm sorry to say I know exactly what he's asking. The "M" stands for "McCain." Ohhhhhhhhh ! Lookatchoo !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:41 AM (aws12)

722 Howdy, JT! Lovely morning here in VA - how's it by you?

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 01:41 AM (rhdgT)

723 Howdy, JT! Lovely morning here in VA - how's it by you? Beautiful ! The sun came up and everything ?

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:43 AM (aws12)

724 Trump! is awake.... FBI Agent Peter Strzok, who headed the Clinton & Russia investigations, texted to his lover Lisa Page, in the IG Report, that "we'll stop" candidate Trump from becoming President. Doesn't get any lower than that! Posted by: Bruce Tweet I want to see from Trump is: "I have instructed federal marshals to arrest Strozk in a 4:00 am raid. Public execution at dawn on the South Lawn".

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 15, 2018 01:45 AM (Ol/Jg)

725 When an ONT begins with ripped-off testicles, it can only go downhill.  Seagulls are thieving bastards.  One grabbed my mom's bagel bag and flapped off down the beach with it.  Watching her chase it down the beach, naked, was hilarious.  She got it back, though.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 01:48 AM (iTpm7)

726 I'm sorry to say I know exactly what he's asking. The "M" stands for "McCain." You speak Dentese.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:49 AM (aws12)

727 You speak Dentese. Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 06:49 AM (aws12) Bluebell is spot on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 01:50 AM (TI+41)

728 Watching her chase it down the beach, naked, was hilarious. She got it back, though. Posted by: Miley, And why was your mom naked, again, exactly ?

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:50 AM (aws12)

729 Now watch....... JJ's gonna post on time and we'll NEVER hear the rest of the naked bagel bag story.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:54 AM (aws12)

730 And why was your mom naked, again, exactly ?

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 06:50 AM (aws12)


Nude beach.  She was 70 and living la vida loca.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 01:54 AM (iTpm7)

731 Nude beach. She was 70 and living la vida loca. Whoa. God bless her.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 01:55 AM (aws12)

732 Nude beach. She was 70 and living la vida loca. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 15, 2018 06:54 AM (iTpm7) Ya know I'm 63 and in pretty damn good shape but I would not want to see myself naked on beach...I mean I ain't 20 anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 01:55 AM (TI+41)

733 Ya know I'm 63 and in pretty damn good shape but I would not want to see myself naked on beach...I mean I ain't 20 anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 06:55 AM (TI+41)


I'm 63 and I don't care, LOL!  Besides, this wasn't spring break, just regular people.  You could take the people in any grocery store, strip 'em down and toss 'em on this beach.  Not hardbodies.  You get used to it, though. 

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 01:58 AM (iTpm7)

734 Ya know I'm 63 and in pretty damn good shape but I would not want to see myself naked on beach...I mean I ain't 20 anymore Posted by: Nevergiveup Hear hear.

Posted by: DA SEAGULLZ at June 15, 2018 02:00 AM (aws12)

735 Ya know I'm 63 and in pretty damn good shape but I would not want to see myself naked on beach...I mean I ain't 20 anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2018 06:55 AM (TI+41)


Reminds me, they don't make beach blanket movies anymore.  Teenagers frolicking on the beach, all innocent and like.  That was when it was worth going to the movies.  Now I only see them on MST3K.

Posted by: colin at June 15, 2018 02:00 AM (/NnLy)

736 You could take the people in any grocery store, strip 'em down and toss 'em on this beach. Not hardbodies. You get used to it, though. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess The people I see where I shop for groceries.... Charles Atlas would get a hernia tryin' to toss 'em.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:02 AM (aws12)

737 Reminds me, they don't make beach blanket movies anymore. Teenagers frolicking on the beach, all innocent and like. They make 'em. You just have to look on Brazzers & Pornhub.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 15, 2018 02:03 AM (Ol/Jg)

738 You don't go to this beach to ogle.  I like that.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:04 AM (iTpm7)

739 They make 'em. You just have to look on Brazzers & Pornhub. Maybe.....but they ain't chasing seagulls... Unless they have a fetish.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:05 AM (aws12)

740 JT at June 15, 2018 07:05 AM (aws12) Featherries?!!??

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 15, 2018 02:07 AM (AoK0a)

741 "Because nothing gets people to open their wallets faster than insulting them and going ALL CAPS ON THEIR AZZ. " They beg for money not because of the quality of their content programming, but NPR is a jobs program. What most operations can do with a couple of people, NPR uses a couple dozen, plus caterers, and large opulent offices, and top salaries to the "talent". They wouldn't have to pan handle if they ran their operation like a normal business.

Posted by: The F'ing Blue Bird of Joy at June 15, 2018 02:08 AM (PoZng)

742 They make 'em. You just have to look on Brazzers & Pornhub. Posted by: rickb223 Beach Blanket Boinking?

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 02:10 AM (8ikIW)

743 Featherries?!!?? I don't know and I don't WANNA !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:11 AM (aws12)

744 There's nothing like standing the the warm waves lapping at your feets and feeling the breeze ripple through your pubes at sunrise.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:12 AM (iTpm7)

745 Standing IN the warm waves.  Not enough coffee yet.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:13 AM (iTpm7)

746 There's nothing like standing the the warm waves lapping at your feets and feeling the breeze ripple through your pubes at sunrise. Posted by: Miley I am speechless. I am without speech.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:13 AM (aws12)

747 There's nothing like standing the the warm waves lapping at your feets and feeling the breeze ripple through your pubes at sunrise. Is that from Shillaries campaign speech?

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 02:15 AM (8ikIW)

748 'Reminds me, they don't make beach blanket movies anymore. Teenagers frolicking on the beach, all innocent and like. ' My personal favorite is "Where The Boys Are"

Posted by: The seagull at June 15, 2018 02:15 AM (UdKB7)

749 Standing IN the warm waves. Not enough coffee yet. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess (Reels tongue off the floor.....) How do you take your coffee ?

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:15 AM (aws12)

750 JT, you haven't lived until you've done this.  Gunnison Beach, up at the tip of NJ.  Not that far from Berserker.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:16 AM (iTpm7)

751 Is that from Shillaries campaign speech? Ew. I hope not

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:16 AM (aws12)

752 Mornin' Horde! Seems as though the ONT has taken an interesting turn!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 02:17 AM (+F0Wk)

753 Coffee with Italian Creme creamer.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:17 AM (iTpm7)

754 Trump! is awake.... FBI Agent Peter Strzok, who headed the Clinton & Russia investigations, texted to his lover Lisa Page, in the IG Report, that "we'll stop" candidate Trump from becoming President. Doesn't get any lower than that! Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW) Talk is cheap, Donald. When the fuck are people going to jail?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 15, 2018 02:18 AM (kqsXK)

755 Seems as though the ONT has taken an interesting turn! Posted by: No One of Consequence JJ will post soon and ruin all the fun

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 02:18 AM (8ikIW)

756 JT, you haven't lived until you've done this. Gunnison Beach, up at the tip of NJ. Not that far from Berserker. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess OK !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:18 AM (aws12)

757 So Bhussein not only emailed clintonemail but used his own fake email account. Now archives are missing entire set of records from Bhussein white house. What a lyin, cheatin piece of shit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2018 02:18 AM (JFO2v)

758 So Bhussein not only emailed clintonemail but used his own fake email account. Now archives are missing entire set of records from Bhussein white house. What a lyin, cheatin piece of shit. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2018 07:18 AM (JFO2v) ------------------------- But, scandal-free and all that...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2018 02:19 AM (+F0Wk)

759 >>>But, scandal-free and all that...

WE DECIDE WHAT'S SCANDALOUS.

Posted by: Fake News at June 15, 2018 02:21 AM (iTpm7)

760 I've got some grocery shopping to do, then I'll settle in for some topless sunbathing.  I love retirement!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:22 AM (iTpm7)

761 >>>Who knew you could try? I mean maybe it always works but nobody ever had the courage. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2018 09:37 PM (39g3+) _______ I hit on a cute lady cop that pulled me over for making an illegal turn on red back in the day. Didn't get a threesome, or a boobie, or even a number - but I did get out of the ticket. Older and fatter now. No more free lunch.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 02:23 AM (S8dD6)

762 I've got some grocery shopping to do, then I'll settle in for some topless sunbathing. I love retirement! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess Have fun and be safe !

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:24 AM (aws12)

763 WILL SCHTUP FOR FOOD

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 02:24 AM (oVJmc)

764 I'm in the back yard.  Can't get safer than that!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:25 AM (iTpm7)

765 Wishing fervently I'd known Miley's mom.


Posted by: creeper at June 15, 2018 02:26 AM (nlavE)

766 I'm in the back yard. Can't get safer than that! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess ( Looks out the window......) Oh. Your backyard.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:27 AM (aws12)

767 Creeper - no you don't.  But she has her moments.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:27 AM (iTpm7)

768 JJ is Nood...but not on the beach

Posted by: Bruce at June 15, 2018 02:27 AM (8ikIW)

769 WE DECIDE WHAT'S SCANDALOUS. Posted by: Fake News at June 15, 2018 07:21 AM (iTpm7) Exactly Actually Stick a cigar in interns coochie, not scandalous. Say grab em by the pussy scandalous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2018 02:27 AM (JFO2v)

770 >>>760 WILL SCHTUP FOR FOOD Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 15, 2018 07:24 AM (oVJmc) ________ I've got a kielbasa with your mouths name on it

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 15, 2018 02:27 AM (S8dD6)

771 I don't know if JJ is going to cover this, but I've been watching this 42-minute NORK propaganda video covering KJU's meeting with Trump, and it's something to behold. The first five minutes deal with his leaving from N. Korea to attend, complete with goose-stepping soldier. The breathless female commentator is incredible to hear even though I don't understand a word. https://tinyurl.com/NORKvideo

Posted by: bluebell at June 15, 2018 02:28 AM (rhdgT)

772 LOL, JT!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 15, 2018 02:29 AM (iTpm7)

773 JJ is Nood...but not on the beach Posted by: Bruce Ok everybody put on your clothes and put down the seagull.

Posted by: JT at June 15, 2018 02:31 AM (aws12)

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