June 28, 2018

Thursday Night's ONT is Making Me Hungry
— Open Blogger

Welcome to Thursday night. How's tricks out there in Moronville? Looks to me like the job market is heating up:

hand job.jpg
Out of the Fire and into the Frying Pan


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Good Eats

Slow-Roasted, Twice-Fried Porterhouse Steak

Deep fry a steak? Inconceivable! However, this actually looks damn good. Couple of problems:

#1 It's huge. The recipe calls for a 3lb porterhouse. 3 lb of porterhouse certainly isn't a bad thing, but it isn't going to be cheap.

#2 It takes over a day to make this recipe. Not something you can whip up on the spur of the moment. I shared this with our resident gourmand CBD and he suggested skipping the whole freezing rig-a-marole and using butter infused with fat trimmed from well-aged beef instead of oil for the fry. That does indeed sound fantastic, but I find myself with a shortage of fat trimmed from well-aged beef at the moment.

Not Good Eats

From Jesse Kelly, who would have been an absolute stitch in Congress if he's won:

The New Red Hen Menu

Planned Parenthood platter $25

You may think you’ve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.

Pasta Union $197

Honestly, pretty low quality. But for $50 more you can have better. Promise.

Pretty funny stuff. Don't worry, it's short.


Good Drinks

Did Whiskey Really Taste Better in the 1800s?

This is just a single experiment, but it turns out (according to the article) that whiskey shipped down the Mississippi and around Florida to New York tastes significantly better than whiskey from the same batch taken directly. Well duh. Everybody loves a good boat ride, why shouldn't whiskey?


Where's Hillary?


Another Hillary sighting in the news this week.



Second Look at Scientology?

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Google up some current photos of Val Kilmer to complete the trifecta.

From Each According To His Ability

THE SINISTER DR. MARX: HOW MARXIST-CONSUMERISM HAS WRECKED CHRISTIANITY

Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries

Guess which book is number one with 100,000,000 bullets?

To Each According To His Needs


Tonight's ONT brought to you by math:

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The Yahoo Group eats paste.

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1 !

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:06 PM (yv6MI)

2 Why not make it a Shakespeare week? William Shakespeare telling his friend that having a child is the closest thing we have to immortality here. Sonnet 2 When forty winters shall besiege thy brow . . . https://tinyurl.com/y9mqe2uc

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 28, 2018 05:06 PM (5eyfh)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:06 PM (e9G8E)

4 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Suggestion Critic ... at June 28, 2018 05:07 PM (AoK0a)

5 Someone horny tonight?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:08 PM (e9G8E)

6 I could swear I saw that photo on an ONT back in March.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 05:08 PM (tA/XW)

7 So, who's getting married tonight ?

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:08 PM (yv6MI)

8 Math on the ONT! What a week it has been!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse[/i] at June 28, 2018 05:09 PM (roQNm)

9 927th! ? Sheeet...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 28, 2018 05:09 PM (UFLLM)

10 ha ha ha Yak formulas

Posted by: booknlass at June 28, 2018 05:10 PM (XO2pu)

11 I never learned how to give a hand job.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:10 PM (iTpm7)

12 All CNN could talk about today was how these targeted attacks on the media by Trump would lead to something like this here. And what do we learn in just the few hours sine the shooting? We learned it had ZERO to do with journalism, and everything to do with cray cray. Full stop. I really hate what the media and journalism has become. Prayers to the families whom I live amongst.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at June 28, 2018 05:10 PM (sM+h7)

13 Booknlass ! How's the cats ?

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:10 PM (yv6MI)

14 In fairness, that Bolivar curve bears a disquieting resemblance to the US stock market over the last few years.

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2018 05:10 PM (sdi6R)

15 Today's a milestone for me. 30 years old. I don't know how to feel about the fact that I'm now older than Ace.

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 05:11 PM (Vgw1E)

16 That thing with the pigs is ice friggin cold.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2018 05:11 PM (O5Q3r)

17 I bet Gale has never seen the working end of a man's junk, hence the tone deaf headline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:11 PM (pUDQf)

18 Thanks for the ONT. I hope the student had a hot mentor. Dear Lord, Kelly Mcgillis. The cow math is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 05:11 PM (bsxmd)

19 Someone horny tonight?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 10:08 PM (e9G8E)

<waves hand urgently>


I am!  I am!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:11 PM (iTpm7)

20 Happy Birthday T !

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:12 PM (yv6MI)

21 Are pigs for eatin'?

Posted by: Babe at June 28, 2018 05:12 PM (bsxmd)

22 Oh, you meant the photos...

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:12 PM (iTpm7)

23 I never learned how to give a hand job.
Posted by: Miley 

??? 
 
You are never too old to learn a new skill.  
 
And I honestly mean that in the nicest way. XO

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:12 PM (9rIkM)

24
"Pigs rescued from a fire were later served as sausages to thank the firefighters"
=====================
Out of the fire and into the pan.

Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 05:12 PM (Pqytn)

25 11 I never learned how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7) That's why you can't work at a prestigious institution like me. They only hire the best of the best around here.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 28, 2018 05:13 PM (Vgw1E)

26 All journalism is now opinion. Fucking Maury Povich was a pioneer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:13 PM (pUDQf)

27 Good eats has a porterhouse recipe that's a lot faster, but it requires a bit of trickery with a barbecue pit, some cinder blocks, and a steel bowl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)

28 Well, Kelly McGillis is now fully erased from the CM spank bank.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:13 PM (I16G8)

29 I am! I am! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:11 PM How horny are you, Your Graciousness?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:13 PM (e9G8E)

30 Today's a milestone for me. 30 years old.

I don't know how to feel about the fact that I'm now older than Ace.

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 10:11 PM (Vgw1E)


Get off my lawn, whippersnapper!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:14 PM (iTpm7)

31 And I read about that whiskey experiment a few days ago. It looks really cool and would not at all surprise me if true. This might result in a real revolution in bourbon production, agitation for weeks rather than storage for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

32 28 Well, Kelly McGillis is now fully erased from the CM spank bank. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G We will always have Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: Babe at June 28, 2018 05:14 PM (bsxmd)

33 JT --- fat, funny but killing my skin sharply. trying to train not to hurt humans

Posted by: booknlass at June 28, 2018 05:14 PM (XO2pu)

34 C'mon. The 80s were hard on all of us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (EZebt)

35 How horny are you, Your Graciousness?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 10:13 PM (e9G8E)


Mucho hornito.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (iTpm7)

36 Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns, bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (J7XgW)

37 Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 10:12 PM (yv6MI) Thank you!

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (Vgw1E)

38 I shared this with our resident gourmand CBD and he suggested skipping the whole freezing rig-a-marole and using butter infused with fat trimmed from well-aged beef instead of oil for the fry. That does indeed sound fantastic, but I find myself with a shortage of fat trimmed from well-aged beef at the moment. --------- Did he now? Quelle surprise.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (rhdgT)

39 Get off my lawn, whippersnapper! That's a fine how do you do !

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (yv6MI)

40 Off porcine sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (bsxmd)

41 Them bovines are funny as hell.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (jG5Dt)

42 I never learned how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:10 PM It's all in the wrist... Or, so I've read!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:15 PM (e9G8E)

43 Kelly McGillis is now fully erased from the CM spank bank. They can't all be Christie Brinkley

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:16 PM (39g3+)

44 Kelly. Right up there with Kathleen Turner. A young man's education in sexy women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:16 PM (pUDQf)

45 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis.

Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2018 05:16 PM (3HNOQ)

46   I shared this with our resident gourmand CBD and he suggested skipping the whole freezing rig-a-marole and using butter infused with fat trimmed from well-aged beef instead of oil for the fry. That does indeed sound fantastic, but I find myself with a shortage of fat trimmed from well-aged beef at the moment.

---

You misunderstood.  You're supposed to put that on the french toast.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 28, 2018 05:16 PM (VgKNm)

47 I never learned how to give a hand job.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7)

Well you're f**king with us right now.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (jG5Dt)

48 Wunnerful, O'Bummer's gonna be in town tomorrow, along with Pelousy. Well, in the next town over, about a mile away. I'm not super elite enough to live in Atherton. Will have to remind myself to avoid the area.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (LMcFk)

49 Well, Kelly McGillis is now fully erased from the CM spank bank. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G We will always have Christie Brinkley. Posted by: Babe at June 28, 2018 10:14 PM (bsxmd) ------------ Yep. At 63, still hotter than the Sun. She is amazing. What a fuckup Billy Joel must have been to let her get away.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (I16G8)

50 Something that I always wondered about the Weimar Republic and hyperinflation. When they showed a picture of folks pushing a wheelbarrow full of Deutschmarks to the store to buy a loaf of bread I wondered what they used to carry enough money in order to buy a wheelbarrow.

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (LVREq)

51 >>>You are never too old to learn a new skill.

I'm gonna 'quire me a mess o' new competencies.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (iTpm7)

52 15 Today's a milestone for me. 30 years old. Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 10:11 PM (Vgw1E) Carousel!

Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (sdi6R)

53 math Very good.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (73ec4)

54 Get off my lawn, whippersnapper! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7) *sticks fingers in ears* "We are the future....la la la la...."

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 05:17 PM (Vgw1E)

55 Missed the earlier thread, but it looks like today's shooter is a good-old garden variety loony.  Who, you'd think, would have been flagged as a mental health risk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

56 Apparently Heather Locklear hasn't faired well either. Probably the smack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:19 PM (pUDQf)

57 That's why you can't work at a prestigious institution like me. They only hire the best of the best around here.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 28, 2018 10:13 PM (Vgw1E)


I never said I couldn't wring it out of a man, just don't know how to give a hand job.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:19 PM (iTpm7)

58 45 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis. Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2018 10:16 PM (3HNOQ) Proof that liberal and lesbian is no way to go through life.

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 05:19 PM (Vgw1E)

59 That article on Marxism is quite good. Examines how marxism ruined the worldview that built the west, destroying the meaning of morality, reason, humanity and much more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (39g3+)

60 55 Missed the earlier thread, but it looks like today's shooter is a good-old garden variety loony. Who, you'd think, would have been flagged as a mental health risk. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 10:18 PM (oVJmc The media told me Trump called him to personally ask that he shoot journalists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (pUDQf)

61 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis. Posted by: JAS Ok. It's Hillary.

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (yv6MI)

62 Missed the earlier thread, but it looks like today's shooter is a good-old garden variety loony. Who, you'd think, would have been flagged as a mental health risk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

---

He never should've been allowed to carry multiple firearms in Baltimore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (VgKNm)

63 Ohhh! Now it's 2 meeelion Bolivars. No three.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (+lOpA)

64 Me horny long time.

Posted by: Cos(TX) at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (DMUuz)

65 Mucho hornito. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:15 PM Hmmm... I'm a bit shagged out m'self from all the #winning lately!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (e9G8E)

66 Ever milked a cow?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (jG5Dt)

67 That's why you can't work at a prestigious institution like me. They only hire the best of the best around here. Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 28, 2018 10:13 PM (Vgw1E) I never said I couldn't wring it out of a man, just don't know how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:19 PM (iTpm7) I can't believe I know how to do something you don't.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (TdMsT)

68 Today's a milestone for me. 30 years old.

I don't know how to feel about the fact that I'm now older than Ace. Posted by: T
..............
Ace is rather well-preserved for 29, wouldn't you say?
How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (5tSKk)

69 Get yer coffee quick!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 05:20 PM (+lOpA)

70 C'mon. The 80s were hard on all of us." The 70's weren't a piece of cake, either...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (7LY+6)

71 Watch a snake eat a mouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (IqV8l)

72 Y=COS X= Bevo XIV= Hook Em' Horns!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (PvFoN)

73 I never said I couldn't wring it out of a man, just don't know how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:19 PM (iTpm7) If you own a vagina, it's not required to pass the test.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (pUDQf)

74 Are pigs for eatin'? Posted by: Babe at June 28, 2018 10:12 PM Killin' pigs ain't kosher.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (2NqXo)

75 What a fuckup Billy Joel must have been to let her get away.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:17 PM (I16G



I think he got tired of her shit.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 28, 2018 05:21 PM (sXefu)

76 Phoebe Cates has held up really well, too. So has lil' cutie rocker Susannah Hoffs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)

77 Well you're f**king with us right now.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 10:17 PM (jG5Dt)


See, now I thought you'd feel sorry for me.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:22 PM (iTpm7)

78 BBQ*X^2=Y+U+M

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:22 PM (5jVnA)

79 What a fuckup Billy Joel must have been to let her get away. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:17 PM (I16G I think he got tired of her shit. Posted by: The Patriarchy Traded her in for a 23 yo

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (Gsmsg)

80 58 45 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis. It isn't.

Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (73ec4)

81 I think Heather's on crack or meth.

Smack makes you dozey. Crack and meth get you wired up and cray cray.

Heather's mostly become cray cary.

They say that cocaine is mother nature's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (jG5Dt)

82 76 Phoebe Cates has held up really well, too. So has lil' cutie rocker Susannah Hoffs. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:22 PM (39g3 You just called out my top two. Well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (pUDQf)

83 BBQ*X^2=Y+U+M Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 10:22 PM (5jVnA) That made me laugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

84 If you own a vagina, it's not required to pass the test.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:21 PM (pUDQf)




What about manginas?

Posted by: Bill K. at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (sXefu)

85 If you own a vagina, it's not required to pass the test.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:21 PM (pUDQf)


THERE'S A TEST?!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (iTpm7)

86 Barrelin' down the bolivars, looking for the heart of Saturday night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (VgKNm)

87 Maths!!!! Arghhh!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (0tfLf)

88 75 What a fuckup Billy Joel must have been to let her get away.  Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:17 PM (I16G I think he got tired of her shit. Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 28, 2018 10:21 PM (sXefu) ----------- This.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (OAlmw)

89 Apparently Heather Locklear hasn't faired well either. Probably the smack. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:19 PM She looked young well into her forties. Then when age finally caught up to her, it sent her around the bend.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (2NqXo)

90 You want muy, not mucho, Miley.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 05:23 PM (DMUuz)

91 We dispute the spelling of the headline.

Posted by: Miklos,on behalf aof all hungry Hungarians at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (zCyNd)

92 "Hey mister! Why does your pig only have three legs!" "Well son, THAT pig once saved my life. Couldn't bring myself to eat him all at one time!"

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (LVREq)

93 If Democrats should take the Presidency, House, and Senate the following will occur. There will be no filibuster and the Democrats will ram though everything on their wish list in two years and America will be over. Welcome to the Communist Republic of Caliyorkstan. You have been warned. Hey, Democrats: Pack The Court https://bit.ly/2ySwTcR

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (YRXy3)

94 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't.  
Posted by: Ladyl 
 
!!?? 
 It is amazing the shit any of us are willing to share here.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (9rIkM)

95 I think he got tired of her shit. Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 28, 2018 10:21 PM (sXefu) ------------ Yeah, could be. After all, he did write 5 or 6 songs that seemed to be directed to her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (I16G8)

96 So has lil' cutie rocker Susannah Hoffs" *sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (7LY+6)

97 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't. Posted by: Ladyl Go on........

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2018 05:24 PM (yv6MI)

98 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. Seriously.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)

99 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT)


You could show me how, but we'd need a stunt cock.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:25 PM (iTpm7)

100 I never learned how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite Plenty of tutorials online. Or (cough) so I've heard.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 05:25 PM (JGBbg)

101 Kelly McGinnis went over to Team Subaru, didn't she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

102 math on the ont i despair

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (hMwEB)

103 Ace is rather well-preserved for 29, wouldn't you say? How YOU doin'? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (5tSKk) Slightly sunburned and feeling the effects of a few rum-and-Cokes too many, but enjoying the Dems' ongoing meltdown. Now all I have to do is commit some lewd public act and I'll be in business.

Posted by: T at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (Vgw1E)

104 Barrelin' down the bolivars, looking for the heart of Saturday night. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 28, 2018 10:23 PM Barrelin' down the bollards, got plenty o'shoes to spare.

Posted by: Hillary has the flu again at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (2NqXo)

105 Cubed steaks on the menu tonight?

Posted by: Rex B at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (o+3jE)

106 Kelly's puffed up like a penny balloon.

And Bing show her with that hair and looking a bit "Plump"

Some meds and operations will do that to you.

they screw up your hormones and metabolism and unless you are really really watchful you'll be overweight before you know it and it's very difficult to lose.

Why our bodies are like that I dont' understand. Why would the body need to store the fat like that?

Feast and famine? But fasting is really bad for humans they say.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (jG5Dt)

107 26. Maury Povich used to hang out at a nitespot we club kids went. We never understood what he said because of the loud music and also he was shitfaced.

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (RO8oH)

108 THERE'S A TEST?! First, count to five, and find a man to help get to six.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (6FqZa)

109 What about manginas?" On the rocks. With salt. Oh, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (7LY+6)

110 You want muy, not mucho, Miley.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 10:23 PM (DMUuz)


I can't fuck in Spanish anyway.  English and Swedish only.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:26 PM (iTpm7)

111 Ace: This guy's such a coward he can't even suck a dick without being mealy-mouthed about it. Ace earns his keep like Tom Cruise screaming into the phone in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (rnAwa)

112 60 55 Missed the earlier thread, but it looks like today's shooter is a good-old garden variety loony. Who, you'd think, would have been flagged as a mental health risk. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 10:18 PM (oVJmc The media told me Trump called him to personally ask that he shoot journalists. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (pUDQf) Not to mention a potential restraining order for harassing and stalking likely making him a prohibited possessor. But I got to show ID to purchase a lighter. Won't anyone think of the choom smoking minorities who don't have an ID?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (5jVnA)

113 You could show me how, but we'd need a stunt cock.
Posted by: Miley 
 
I was fixing to go to bed here shortly but, on second thought. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (9rIkM)

114 THERE'S A TEST?!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:23 PM (iTpm7)



What is the air speed of an unladen vagina?

Posted by: The Old Man from Scene 24 at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (sXefu)

115 Unwoke: Problematic Horse; Oppressive Bell; Non-Heathen Leadership The focus this time: Unwoke things must go. http://politicalhat.com/?p=14730

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (itfg0)

116 Too many people have not had the experience of living with the level of inflation we had in the U.S. in the 70s. My student loans were 9% interest, my first car loan was 10%.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (EZebt)

117 Plenty of tutorials online.

Or (cough) so I've heard.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (JGBbg)


It would be more fun with a stunt cock.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (iTpm7)

118 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. Seriously. Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM A stunt dancer is doing the aging for her.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (2NqXo)

119 Hey everybody. Here's qdpsteve's story of the day: Man put camera in his shoe for 'up skirting' videos; it exploded on his foot https://tinyurl.com/y74hmleu

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (eMKNe)

120 "Well son, THAT pig once saved my life. Couldn't bring myself to eat him all at one time!" Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2018 10:24 PM (LVREq) Was not pig for export.

Posted by: Miklos, with old Ceaucescu jokes at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (zCyNd)

121 *sigh* I'll bet I know where this is going. I'll take dibs on by #275.

Posted by: esch at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (heg29)

122 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis. IIANM, she's got some sort of arthritis and has to take steroids. Or some sort of illness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 05:27 PM (HaL55)

123 Hi everyone, I could use some good personal advise right about now. It feels that lately I can't go 2 hours without someone texting me or calling me. Convenience of living in the smart phone era I suppose. While I am grateful that people want to talk to me, I also need my alone time. People can also be very sensitive if you don't call or text them back right away and I'm not the best and being diplomatic. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking on the phone at all. What's the best way to explain to friends that I don't feel like being on the phone or that I won't be responding to texts all the time without them taking it personally? Usually when I say anything, it comes out the wrong way.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 05:28 PM (MIvRT)

124 Wow, Kelly is only five years older than Tom.

Posted by: jim at June 28, 2018 05:28 PM (gjGvH)

125 Cow-l-culus

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]Muldoon at June 28, 2018 05:28 PM (LVREq)

126 What is the air speed of an unladen vagina?

Posted by: The Old Man from Scene 24 at June 28, 2018 10:27 PM (sXefu)


I'm still learning the parts list.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:28 PM (iTpm7)

127 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. " Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:28 PM (7LY+6)

128 They say you need to practice something 10,000 times to master it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (DMUuz)

129 Ohhh! Now it's 2 meeelion Bolivars.

...

Para bourgeoisie - Nada for the ruling class..

Ees the price we pay , no?

Posted by: Alexandria Che Ocasio-Guppy-Face Cortez Castro-Mendoza-Nihongo-Chihuahua at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (/TNyL)

130 Evening horde

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (IYHxL)

131 Susannah http://tinyurl.com/ycefhvyp Phoebe http://tinyurl.com/ycqc4yl7

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

132 4 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't. Posted by: Ladyl !!?? It is amazing the shit any of us are willing to share here. Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM) It's both an art and a science. I have a high level of skill.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (TdMsT)

133 Re: Kelly McGillis. When you go lesbo, you can let yourself go, and that just increases your appeal. Win/win.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (/qEW2)

134 58 45 Please tell me that the lower left picture is NOT Kelly MCGinnis. It isn't. Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2018 10:23 PM (73ec4) **************************** But it is Kelly McGillis. She's a lesbian... not that it matters.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 05:29 PM (PvFoN)

135 my first car loan was 10%." Damn. 19.9%

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:30 PM (7LY+6)

136 127 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. "

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 10:28 PM (7LY+6)



Three.

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2018 05:30 PM (nkGbs)

137 What's the best way to explain to friends that I don't feel like being on the phone or that I won't be responding to texts all the time without them taking it personally? Usually when I say anything, it comes out the wrong way.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 10:28 PM (MIvRT)

---

There are auto-responders for android phones.  I've got one that activates when it shakes hands with my car's bluetooth and will respond to any text with "I'm driving and will contact you later."  A similar voicemail message behind a call blocker like Mr. Number that sends everything straight to voicemail when you get a call (you can turn it off and on) might do the trick for phone calls.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (VgKNm)

138 Hyphens - how do they work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (HaL55)

139 >> I never learned how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess Ask the lesbians to show you how.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (8O3HH)

140 They say you need to practice something 10,000 times to master it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 10:29 PM (DMUuz)


I think that's 10,000 hours.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (iTpm7)

141 125 Cow-l-culus Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2018 10:28 PM (LVREq) It's Bullean Algebra.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (5jVnA)

142 99 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't. Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT) You could show me how, but we'd need a stunt cock. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (iTpm7) I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (TdMsT)

143 They say you need to practice something 10,000 times to master it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 10:29 PM (DMUuz)



Status: Grand Master

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (sXefu)

144 Invented by Sir Isaac Mooooton.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

145 But it is Kelly McGillis. She's a lesbian... not that it matters.
--

On the recent foray into "Ohio" I learned that to be a proper lesbian, you need to be fat, pale, have a lot of tattoos and unnaturally colored hair. Preferably purple, blue or green.

Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (AHNMM)

146 Group text everyone, tell them you will now turn your phone off every night from EG 8pm to 8am. Then turn your phone off while they react in the group text that might go on for a while.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (rnAwa)

147 Quiet early (for an ONT) question- Are there any Morons in the Hollywood FL area? I just bought a car there, moronically sight unseen, and have to go and pick it up. Bonus-excuse to ride the choo choo down. What should I know/do on my one night in Hollywood/North Ft. Lauderdale? They don't speak Hungarian much, but I speak Spanish, s'okay, right?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (zCyNd)

148 Love the cattle horn graphs. You've got to wonder what is ultimately responsible for that and if it has anything to do with geometry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (/qEW2)

149 Tom Cruise has amazing genes or an amazing plastic surgeon. Positively ageless.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (PEJUg)

150 It's both an art and a science. I have a high level of skill.  
Posted by: Ladyl  
  
I'd wager you do Darlin'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:32 PM (9rIkM)

151 72 Y=COS X= Bevo XIV= Hook Em' Horns! Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 10:21 PM (PvFoN) The last one ought to have been Y = SIN X Then the answer to what Y and X equals would have been easily solvable.

Posted by: The Trigonometric Hat at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (itfg0)

152 Ask the lesbians to show you how.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)


They've got less access to cock than I do!  Because I'm including Schrodinger's cock, the one that could or could not be in the box.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (iTpm7)

153 It's Bullean Algebra. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (5jVnA) Golden Bullean Algebra.

Posted by: the Cretans at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (zCyNd)

154 Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2018 10:30 PM (nkGbs)

That's not a thumb.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (jG5Dt)

155 If you don't want to respond, you could turn the phone off. Some phones have a do not disturb feature, that issues a canned response or rolls to voice mail. I've listened to voice mail recordings where folks say they don't check messages until a particular time. No reason you can't do the same.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (Lqy/e)

156 131 Susannah http://tinyurl.com/ycefhvyp Phoebe http://tinyurl.com/ycqc4yl7 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:29 PM (39g3+) Brb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (pUDQf)

157 On the recent foray into "Ohio" I learned that to be a proper lesbian, you need to be fat, pale, have a lot of tattoos and unnaturally colored hair. Preferably purple, blue or green. -------- Lumberjack shirt optional, but strongly recommended.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 05:33 PM (XMhnq)

158 It's both an art and a science. I have a high level of skill.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:29 PM (TdMsT)


<considers a side trip>

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:34 PM (iTpm7)

159 Tom Cruise has amazing genes or an amazing plastic surgeon. Both, I think. But he has started to look his age lately. Unfairly, men hold together a lot better than women do as we age. Partly because what makes us attractive is not youth and cuteness. Also: guys tend to look awful and gangly and unpleasant when women are at their most glowing and beautiful, so it all kinda evens out in the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)

160 I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT.  
Posted by: Ladyl 
 
This will surprise none of the 'ettes, but a wicked fist fight has broken out near Ladyl's usb port.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:34 PM (9rIkM)

161 I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT)


Appliances?  What good are they?  We need a cock.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:35 PM (iTpm7)

162 I'm pretty sure Maverick had his hard deck penetrated by Jester and his malignant tumor is metastasizing in cuck-butter.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2018 05:35 PM (J7XgW)

163 Am I the only one who had a thing for Kathleen Turner, circa Romancing the Stone or War of the Roses. That woman. That voice. All Marlboros and whiskey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:35 PM (pUDQf)

164 Cow-l-culus Posted by: Muldoon It's Bullean Algebra. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner Learned at Oxidental College

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 05:35 PM (IqV8l)

165 On the recent foray into "Ohio" I learned that to be a proper lesbian, you need to be fat, pale, have a lot of tattoos and unnaturally colored hair. Preferably purple, blue or green. Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2018 10:32 PM So it's true. The Ohio State. A source of education you can't get in Michigan? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (DMUuz)

166 161 I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT. Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT) Appliances? What good are they? We need a cock. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7) Exactly. If supply exceeds demand, we can always draw straws.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (TdMsT)

167 Bonus-excuse to ride the choo choo down. What should I know/do on my one night in Hollywood/North Ft. Lauderdale? They don't speak Hungarian much, but I speak Spanish, s'okay, right? Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 28, 2018 10:32 PM (zCyN I think they have an Applebee's there. Those are always hopping.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (DH5wZ)

168 Welcome back qdpsteve

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (EZebt)

169 Just as I suspected. Cosmo has many tutorials on giving handjobs. They have tips on BJs too, and "that thing in your mouth" is one of the top concerns, seems like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (8O3HH)

170 149 Tom Cruise has amazing genes or an amazing plastic surgeon. Positively ageless. Some families have it. Scandi oily skin also really helps. My family is blessed with both. Nobody looks their actual age.

Posted by: esch at June 28, 2018 05:36 PM (heg29)

171 Am I the only one who had a thing for Kathleen Turner" Get in line...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:37 PM (7LY+6)

172 Unwoke: Problematic Horse; Oppressive Bell; Non-Heathen Leadership The focus this time: Unwoke things must go. http://politicalhat.com/?p=14730 Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2018 10:27 PM (itfg0) A bell representing 'Genocide'?!? People in Santa Cruz are truly insane, even to the point where they are viewed as insane Leftists by the insane Leftists in much of the Bay Area. The fact that there is hysteria over a Mission Bell in Santa Cruz doesn't surprise me one bit.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 05:37 PM (tA/XW)

173 Am I the only one who had a thing for Kathleen Turner, circa Romancing the Stone or War of the Roses. You should watch Body Heat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 05:37 PM (HaL55)

174 Thanks San Fran!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:37 PM (eMKNe)

175 Am I the only one who had a thing for Kathleen Turner, circa Romancing the Stone or War of the Roses. That woman. That voice. All Marlboros and whiskey. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:35 PM (pUDQf) -------- In that circa time, yes. Seeing her in her character as Chandler's "Dad" on Friends cleared that right up though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:38 PM (I16G8)

176 I've always had the attitude that the fact you called me does not require me to drop everything else and talk to you. Hence, the off button. Years ago had ONE phone. Hard-wired into the wall. If I wasn't home it didn't get answered. If I was home and didn't wish to be bothered I simply unplugged the phone jack. People get upset? Deal with it - or don't call.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 28, 2018 05:38 PM (0F8n5)

177 169 Just as I suspected. Cosmo has many tutorials on giving handjobs. They have tips on BJs too, and "that thing in your mouth" is one of the top concerns, seems like. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 10:36 PM (8O3HH) Another of life's true pleasures.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:38 PM (TdMsT)

178 I'm pretty sure Maverick had his hard deck penetrated by Jester and his malignant tumor is metastasizing in cuck-butter.

Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2018 10:35 PM (J7XgW)



Holy shit, which episode was that?

Posted by: Zombie James Garner at June 28, 2018 05:38 PM (sXefu)

179 Kathleen Turner was very very sizzling for a few years there but it was a small window. She did a great job as the voice for Jessica Rabbit though, perfect for the character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (39g3+)

180 I thought she looked good in Romancing the Stone.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (+lOpA)

181 For the record, Val Kilmer spent about 2 yrs battling mouth and/or throat cancer. It aged him pretty substantially.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (myjNJ)

182 Tom Cruise has probably had a bit of work done, but all a good looking guy has to do to age gracefully is not get fat and keep most of your hair,

Avoiding tobacco, alcohol and drugs helps too.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (o1fzk)

183 In that circa time, yes. Seeing her in her character as Chandler's "Dad" on Friends cleared that right up though. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:38 PM (I16G8 Or Runkle's horny boss on Californication. But even then she was kinda hilarious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (pUDQf)

184 179 Kathleen Turner was very very sizzling for a few years there but it was a small window. She did a great job as the voice for Jessica Rabbit though, perfect for the character. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:39 PM (39g3+) She was great in Body Heat.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (TdMsT)

185 I think that's 10,000 hours. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM Now you're just baiting us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (DMUuz)

186 We need a cock. " Rhode Island Red?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (7LY+6)

187 Lumberjack shirt optional, but strongly recommended. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) It was like 90 - something that day. Nobody was wearing flannel.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 28, 2018 05:39 PM (S6Pax)

188 I think Cosmo only has like 10 articles and they just cycle through them over and over. Its 90% ads anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)

189 98 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. Seriously. Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA types deletes Never mind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2018 05:40 PM (3Pma+)

190 rice bran oil?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 05:40 PM (Gsmsg)

191 Good idea about the auto-response, but I am thinking of actually having a conversation with certain friends and saying something along the lines of "hey nothing personal but at certain times I just won't be answering the phone." The problem is that I tend to upset people no matter how much I try to soften my words. What do you guys think?

Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 05:40 PM (MIvRT)

192 I don't give a damn what Val Kilmer looks like, if I was making a movie, he'd be in it. The guy is an amazing talent. Him and Mickey Rourke. You can look like hell and still be great in a film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)

193 Now you're just baiting us. Posted by: Duncanthrax She's a master at that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 28, 2018 05:41 PM (S6Pax)

194 Herd of Yaks formed a band. The Cowsills. One hit wonders, they played Yakkity Sax. Just thought you'd all want to ruminate on that a bit. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 05:41 PM (QzJWU)

195 Yeah, Cruise's age definitely showed in The Mummy despite the professional camera work. He's in better shape than I was in my 20s though. I admire the commitment that takes, even if he is insane in the membrane.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 05:41 PM (H5knJ)

196 The problem is that I tend to upset people no matter how much I try to soften my words. What do you guys think? Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT) Just tell them, "the phone serves me, I don't serve the phone."

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (TdMsT)

197 I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Appliances? What good are they? We need a cock.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:35 PM



Keep this up, and I shall send you both to yourmy rooms straight away!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (e9G8E)

198 Avoiding tobacco, alcohol and drugs helps too.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)



What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Rich Lowry at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (sXefu)

199 Now you're just baiting us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

She's a master at that. Posted by: Bozo Conservative  
 
Snort.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (9rIkM)

200 the darker the skin, the slower the aging process.......

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (o1fzk)

201 Just thought you'd all want to ruminate on that a bit. " Hmm. Let me chew on that awhile...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:42 PM (7LY+6)

202 Not to mention a potential restraining order for harassing and stalking likely making him a prohibited possessor. But I got to show ID to purchase a lighter. Won't anyone think of the choom smoking minorities who don't have an ID? Maryland has two types of "restraining orders". One is a "protective order" and requires the stalked victim be related, have had a sexual relationship, or be a minor. The other is a "peace order". Peace orders just require evidence of harassment. They also don't mean shit. In one case, a jackass under a "peace order" to not contact his victim made THOUSANDS of Tweets directed at the victim, mailed him letters, and more, and the courts did nothing. Since Ramos Nutcase had never touched his victim, they weren't related, and the victim is an adult, he would have gotten a "peace order", which, apparently, doesn't count as a domestic violence restraining order.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (fVubI)

203 The problem is that I tend to upset people no matter how much I try to soften my words. What do you guys think? Posted by: Iasonas Doesn't the phone have a default auto response message like "Iasonas is unavailable right now. Please leave a message?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

204 I saw Metastasizing Cuck Butter open for Black Cast Horizon at The Granada in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (rnAwa)

205 Gotta say, KT was hilariously awesome in Californication.

Posted by: esch at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (heg29)

206 Another of life's true pleasures.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:38 PM (TdMsT)


I agree.  I miss it.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (iTpm7)

207 188 I think Cosmo only has like 10 articles and they just cycle through them over and over. Its 90% ads anyway. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:40 PM (39g3+) 10) Guess what? Guys like BJs 9) Guess what? Your ass is too big You shouldn't let anyone ever tell you your ass is too big 7) Your tits are too little 6) You should wear more makeup 5) You should wear less makeup 4) We lost number 4, so we'll just run number 2 twice. And by the way your tits are too big 3) Guys won't respect you unless you put out 2) Oprah loves you 1) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY PLEASE RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION! WE'LL ACTUALLY PAY YOU BACK, JUST PLEEEEASSEE!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (BRvh1)

208 201 Just thought you'd all want to ruminate on that a bit. " Hmm. Let me chew on that awhile... Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 10:42 PM (7LY+6) I cud think about it for a minute.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (pUDQf)

209 I don't give a damn what Val Kilmer looks like, if I was making a movie, he'd be in it. The guy is an amazing talent. Him and Mickey Rourke. You can look like hell and still be great in a film. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:41 PM (39g3+) ----------- Just like Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (I16G8)

210 Kathleen Turner has rheumatoid arthritis, as well, which is something I remember reading with interest a while back, as I do to. Now, Jack Lord, Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-0, most likely had it as well. I don't think they've ever confirmed that, but those of us who have it know the signs well. You know that crazy way he'd hold a gun, with one hand wrapped around his wrist? That's a sign. If you watch him on the show, he's constantly giving off "my joints hurt" signals.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 05:43 PM (8O3HH)

211 That's Kelly McGinnis?? Yow. She's the inverse of Christy Brinkley. Christy's not obviously aged a year. Kelly, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (hDNQh)

212 192 I don't give a damn what Val Kilmer looks like, if I was making a movie, he'd be in it. The guy is an amazing talent. Him and Mickey Rourke. You can look like hell and still be great in a film. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:41 PM (39g3+) Tombstone I liked.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (+lOpA)

213 Yeah Cruise is a nutbar, and I wouldn't exactly call him a great actor but he's very dedicated and committed to his roles and he's quite entertaining to watch, even though you know he's nuttier than a squirrel's larder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)

214 And later to be served as sausages? Man alive, how thoughtless

Posted by: Booknlass at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (XO2pu)

215 Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 10:40 PM (MIvRT) auto response is better as soon as you try to explain, yu are in danger of sliding into excuse tertitory, which implies they have a right to your time an auto response is unemotional, simply asserts that you are not available at this time

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (hMwEB)

216 Avoiding tobacco, alcohol and drugs helps too" I do my best to avoid them. But they find me....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:44 PM (7LY+6)

217 Hah! Love the math pics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (a2xQ5)

218 Horde members are experts at avoiding avoiding tobacco, liquor and drugs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (eMKNe)

219 99 I can't believe I know how to do something you don't. Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT) You could show me how, but we'd need a stunt cock. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (iTpm7) Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (bsxmd)

220 That's bcz Kathleen Turner has been battling an autoimmune disease for years now...I think rheumatoid arthritis or lupus. The meds and steriods have done that to her. I give her credit for still acting. You guys can be so harsh sometimes. Kelly McGillis above. Yea, she kind of doesn't look great either. Was brutally raped. Did a number on her and her career. Many woman who are raped gain weight as a shield, a protection, to not be attractive. Yes, before you snark it, she was successful.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (Axa8z)

221 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:29 PM (39g3+) That must be a pic of Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago. No way that it is current.

Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (kiSdp)

222 I think I'm coming down with math-cow disease now. My poor brain.

Posted by: Rex B at June 28, 2018 05:45 PM (o+3jE)

223 Just thought you'd all want to ruminate on that a bit. Posted by: Jim at June 28, 2018 10:41 PM We cud, I suppose, waiting for a turn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 05:46 PM (DMUuz)

224 Keep this up, and I shall send you both to your my rooms straight away!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 10:42 PM (e9G8E)


First the Spankings, and THEN....!

Posted by: The Chicks of Castle Anthraxof the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:46 PM (iTpm7)

225 218 Horde members are experts at avoiding avoiding tobacco, liquor and drugs. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe) If I make them all disappear as fast as I can, then they won't be able to catch me!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 05:46 PM (BRvh1)

226 I almost never answer the phone directly. People who want to call me can leave a message and I'll bet back to them if I think I need to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 05:46 PM (V2Yro)

227 Let 'em be upset about the phone. I'm very upfront with people: this device is solely for my convenience; it's not an ankle monitor and I'm not on call. People accept it. Or bitch about it behind my back. Either way works for me.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 05:46 PM (H5knJ)

228 I saw Kelly McGillis in a low budget spooky movie (that I liked) on Netflix. When she came on screen I thought, "kinda looks like Kelly McGillis if she'd aged badly". Watched the credits and it was in fact her. My horror at how she'd aged was balanced by my sort of admiration for aging at all and not seeking plastic surgery like most of Hollywood. Behold a woman aging. OT, but Asian ladies can look young for a long time. They could be 20, they could be 40. Then they look 80. I don't know why.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (+Tibp)

229 "Pigs rescued from a fire were later served as sausages to thank the firefighters" ===================== Out of the fire and into the pan. Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 10:12 PM (Pqytn) Story needs some links.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (a2xQ5)

230 That must be a pic of Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago. No way that it is current.

Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (kiSdp)



Walk like an Octogenarian!

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (sXefu)

231 Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 10:43 PM (fVubI) Hmm. Thanks. I would have expected MD to have more restrictive laws than WA, which requires next to nothing to get a restraining order, at least temporarily.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (5jVnA)

232 Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries Interesting that one of the honorable mentions was "On Liberty" by John Stuart Mill. If you really want to understand why it deserves to be included amongst the other "harmful books", one should read James FitzJames Stephen's "Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity", which was a response and rebuke to "On Liberty". "Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity" has one of the best no-nonsense expressions of the Conservative ethos that is unhindered by the more ethereal Enlightenment musings.

Posted by: The Harmless Hat at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (itfg0)

233 That's one reference that is probably lost on today's yutes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (bsxmd)

234 Tonight on CNN is the debut of our new series 'Dora the Sexplorer!' In the first episode Dora gives Diego a good pegging while watching busty prison lesbian videos to distract herself from the Soul Tears on knowing her global brothers and sisters are cadged in Trump medical experiment camps! Don't miss it!

Posted by: This... Is CNN at June 28, 2018 05:47 PM (UFLLM)

235 My rule since kindlet was little, no calls after 9pm. That's changed a little cause dad. I will revert back later

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at June 28, 2018 05:48 PM (LLzS4)

236 I almost never answer the phone directly. People who want to call me can leave a message and I'll bet back to them if I think I need to. I have bill collectors after me. If it's a number I don't know, it goes to voicemail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 05:48 PM (HaL55)

237 FWIW, I mentioned here some time ago that I met Elizabeth Hurley (now about 5 years ago)... Oh my....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:48 PM (7LY+6)

238 That must be a pic of Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago. No way that it is current last year. I think she's had some work done but she has amazing genetics. She's still like 4 feet tall. Some women just age differently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

239 The actress who's *really* aged badly is Shelly Duvall. She's basically become insane and is living in a facility.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:49 PM (eMKNe)

240 OK I have to let Kelly go. How is Evangeline Lilly holding up?

Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2018 05:50 PM (3HNOQ)

241 Cindy Crawford. More genetic lottery winners.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:50 PM (pUDQf)

242 In the first episode Dora gives Diego a good pegging while watching busty prison lesbian videos to distract herself from the Soul Tears on knowing her global brothers and sisters are cadged the in Trump medical experiment camps! Don't miss it!

Posted by: This... Is CNN at June 28, 2018 10:47 PM (UFLLM)



What the fuck? I had to look up "pegging". Who the hell actually does that shit?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 05:50 PM (sXefu)

243 First Nudie Musical!

Posted by: This... Is CNN at June 28, 2018 05:51 PM (UFLLM)

244 I had lost track of Bill Kristol, until Ace called him to our attention tonight. What a COLOSSAL A-HOLE! He wants to get "The Gang of 7" going again!!! He's the only "conservative" on earth who remembers THAT group fondly.

Posted by: strawdog at June 28, 2018 05:51 PM (Cssks)

245 ...Out of the fire and into the pan. Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 10:12 PM (Pqytn) Story needs some links. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 10:47 PM (a2xQ5) El Clapo de Golfo, amigo! *with just a little Espanol sprinkled in for good measure* /el Rushbo Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 05:51 PM (QzJWU)

246 "Pigs rescued from a fire were later served as sausages to thank the firefighters" ===================== Out of the fire and into the pan. Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 10:12 PM (Pqytn) Story needs some links. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 10:47 PM Firefighting, what a grind.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 05:52 PM (2NqXo)

247 Some attic somewhere is hiding a hideous picture of Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2018 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

248 Kathy Ireland

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

249 Thirst!

got a 2.5# New Jersey Roast (Tm)  Rib-eye steak on the grill and it's time to flip it.

BIAB...

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 05:52 PM (LHQ0m)

250 Yeah Crawford is another genetic freak. Her daughter looks pretty much just like her too, just a teenage version. Kathy Ireland looks really good for her age, too. God gives different gifts, and to some, its very long lasting beauty. Of all the gifts, probably the least useful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)

251 Hmm. Thanks. I would have expected MD to have more restrictive laws than WA, which requires next to nothing to get a restraining order, at least temporarily. Maryland is really, really friendly to nutcases with vendettas. I presume it's the proximity to DC and Democrat political domination for so long.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (fVubI)

252 Cindy Crawford. More genetic lottery winners. Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 10:50 PM All those ads saying, "You too can look as good as Cindy Crawford at age 50!" Sure, if you looked just like her at 25.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (2NqXo)

253 218 Horde members are experts at avoiding avoiding tobacco, liquor and drugs. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe) Imagine there's no tobacco it's easy to do. No liquor or drugs to die for.......

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (3Pma+)

254 I probably missed you guys already talking about it, but I hear Heather Locklear isn't doing that great these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (eMKNe)

255 Natalie Zea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (pUDQf)

256 Kelly McGillis above. Yea, she kind of doesn't look great either. Was brutally raped. Did a number on her and her career. Many woman who are raped gain weight as a shield, a protection, to not be attractive. Yes, before you snark it, she was successful. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (Axa8z) Wiki says her attacker was a woman, and that it happened in 2016. If so, she gained a shitload of weight in two years after being raped by ... a woman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (hDNQh)

257 "that thing in your mouth" is one of the top concerns, seems like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 10:36 PM (8O3HH)


It always was with me.

Posted by: The Chicks of Castle Anthraxof the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:53 PM (iTpm7)

258 What the fuck? I had to look up "pegging". Who the hell actually does that shit? Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 10:50 PM (sXefu) ----------- Are you kidding? Think up the most off the wall, bizarre, strange wierd and unlikely sex act you can imagine. Then search it. There are probably at least 3 pages of web sites dedicated to it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (I16G8)

259 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012368996677685248 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369089392726016 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369190785871874 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369295718912000 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369415894175755

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (eh0Va)

260 All those ads saying, "You too can look as good as Cindy Crawford at age 50!" Sure, if you looked just like her at 25. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 10:53 PM (2NqXo) Lol. What was the movie that was all about real truth in advertising. That made me chuckle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (pUDQf)

261 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH) Glenn Frey had RA also.

Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (kiSdp)

262 /off chicks sock

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (iTpm7)

263 242 Whatever You KNOW you love it. Remember, her love is terrifying! But not cheap. Be sure to leave her a nice tip!

Posted by: strawdog at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (Cssks)

264 Pigs rescued from a fire were later served as sausages to thank the firefighters" I call shenanigans. I don't think it is true. Fake news.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (Axa8z)

265 Well it looks like MD does have a type of protection order, but it not effective until Oct. 2018. http://lawcenter.giffords.org/gun-laws/ policy-areas/who-can-have-a-gun/ extreme-risk-protection-orders/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (5jVnA)

266 Kathy Ireland is a conservative too, mostly. She takes a lot of heat for it. But unlike a lot of her contemporaries she's been really smart about her money and is doing well for herself. And she learned how to talk so it doesn't sound like she sucked down a zeppelin of helium.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+)

267 Yeah Crawford is another genetic freak. Geez, guys, I'm still here...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 05:54 PM (fVubI)

268 El Clapo de Golfo, amigo! *with just a little Espanol sprinkled in for good measure* /el Rushbo Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Tres chorizos!

Posted by: Average Guy, Super Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (LMcFk)

269 When did Zombie John Lennon become a Mormon?

Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (3HNOQ)

270 244 I had lost track of Bill Kristol, until Ace called him to our attention tonight. What a COLOSSAL A-HOLE! He wants to get "The Gang of 7" going again!!! He's the only "conservative" fucking worthless piece of fucking shit on earth who remembers THAT group fondly. Posted by: strawdog at June 28, 2018 10:51 PM (Cssks) FIFY subtly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (3Pma+)

271 Y'all keep it down . Death in Paradise is coming on my local PBS station. SHHHHH. Mon.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (+Tibp)

272 If you are interested in a 30 minute podcast on Marx the economist, and the analysis of Marx by Bohm Bawerk, as presented by G. P. Manish  (specifically in how Marx got it wrong as an economist)


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9kxwt8h

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (2K6fY)

273 Yeah Crawford is another genetic freak. I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Posted by: Joan Crawford at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (eMKNe)

274 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369506008788992 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369606084788224 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369723860897793 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369818778062849 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012369909815357441

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2018 05:55 PM (eh0Va)

275 I've always dreamed of having a million Bolivars. Now I know what I'd do with it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 05:56 PM (XMhnq)

276 What's the best way to explain to friends that I don't feel like being on the phone or that I won't be responding to texts all the time without them taking it personally? Usually when I say anything, it comes out the wrong way. Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 10:28 PM (MIvRT) Does your phone not have an "off" switch? simply turn it off during periods that you do not wish to be disturbed. The system will save your text messages and voicemails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 05:56 PM (a2xQ5)

277 Are you kidding? Think up the most off the wall, bizarre, strange wierd and unlikely sex act you can imagine. Then search it. There are probably at least 3 pages of web sites dedicated to it. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:54 PM


Urethral dilation...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 05:56 PM (e9G8E)

278 Natalie Zea" Yeah Texas!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 05:56 PM (7LY+6)

279 I've heard a million Bolivars are great to have on hand if you've just run out of Charmin. "Please don't squeeze the Bolivars!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 05:57 PM (eMKNe)

280 Urethral dilation...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto 
 
Why did I involuntarily cringe?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 05:57 PM (9rIkM)

281 >> had to look up "pegging". Who the hell actually does that shit? Surely you jest sir.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

282 That nutcake Dem commie bint wants to bring Venezuelan prosperity to all of us. We might all have a million Bolivars soon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 05:57 PM (XMhnq)

283 Urethral dilation... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 10:56 PM (e9G8E) That there just pisses me off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2018 05:58 PM (3Pma+)

284 All those ads saying, "You too can look as good as Cindy Crawford at age 50!" Sure, if you looked just like her at 25. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 10:53 PM (2NqXo) And get botox. Yes, she admits she gets fillers of some kind injected in her face.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 05:58 PM (Axa8z)

285 A million bolivars will buy you a chicklets from a mexican kid at the border.

Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2018 05:58 PM (3HNOQ)

286 Yeah, time has done no favors for Val Kilmer. Harrison Ford's holding up pretty good, though. I wonder if it's because he gets thoroughly renovated every time he crashes a plane. For those of us of a certain age: Richard Boone. The older he got, the worse for wear he looked. But it wasn't off putting, it was more of an adding another layer of character.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 05:58 PM (ZDagw)

287 Now you're just baiting us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 10:39 PM (DMUuz)


Nope - if it's like a job, about 2000 hours a year.  You max out, I guess, at 10K hours depending on the degree of talent you have.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 05:58 PM (iTpm7)

288 Japanese blogger stabbed to death after giving speech on handling online disputes http://preview.tinyurl.com/y89qz868

Posted by: The Unstabbed Hat at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (itfg0)

289 217 Hah! Love the math pics. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (a2xQ5) With A1 and a baked potato.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (5jVnA)

290 Kathy Ireland has a show on Fox Business on Sunday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (IqV8l)

291 266 Kathy Ireland is a conservative too, mostly. She takes a lot of heat for it. But unlike a lot of her contemporaries she's been really smart about her money and is doing well for herself. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 10:54 PM (39g3+) A conservative being sensible with money. Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (hDNQh)

292 Nope - if it's like a job, about 2000 hours a year. You max out, I guess, at 10K hours depending on the degree of talent you have. What, as a stunt cock?

Posted by: This... Is CNN at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (UFLLM)

293 Growing up east of Pratt, i can attest to the Pratt girl's hand job experience.

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 28, 2018 05:59 PM (LU8fy)

294 The older he got, the worse for wear he looked. But it wasn't off putting, it was more of an adding another layer of character. I agree, he went from kinda lovable lunk to craggy and awesome looking, like a jagged mountain. My mom was a huge fan of Robert Mitchum and he looked like hell, but still... good somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)

295 if not mentioned: That shipped bourbon thing - somebody started doing that a few years ago. Transatlantic, i think, and appropriately priced.

Posted by: Gooshy at June 28, 2018 06:00 PM (gR0DE)

296 Did Whiskey Really Taste Better in the 1800s? ----------- No idea, but reading Churchill's war memoirs, I came across this. It must be noted that England was in fairly dire straits for everything from clothing to chicken feed: ---- 3 Apr. 45 Prime Minister to Minister of Agriculture, Minister of Food, and Minister of War Transport 1. blah 2. blah 3. On no account reduce the barley for whisky. 4. blah ----

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 06:00 PM (RNno0)

297 Elle "The Body" MacPherson, as well. You can search the Daily Mail for her. She's still got it. Young Publius fouled many a ficus to her. Fond memories.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (8O3HH)

298 I've just go ogled 'urethral dilation' and all I see is about some medical procedure...  I don't recall that the last time I looked it up...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (e9G8E)

299 Wiki says her attacker was a woman, and that it happened in 2016. If so, she gained a shitload of weight in two years after being raped by ... a woman. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 10:53 PM (hDNQh) The one I heard her speak about happened more near the time of Top Gun and was a man. I did not know about 2016. Man, that would really screw with your head.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (Axa8z)

300 Ooooh, Trey Gowdy is so butch. Talkin' tough about Mueller. He used two swear words, heck and darn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

301 What's the best way to explain to friends that I don't feel like being on the phone or that I won't be responding to texts all the time without them taking it personally? Usually when I say anything, it comes out the wrong way.
Posted by: Iasonas at June 28, 2018 10:28 PM (MIvRT)


TURN YOUR PHONE OFF

Eventually the easily offended will stop calling.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (2K6fY)

302 Are you kidding? Think up the most off the wall, bizarre, strange wierd and unlikely sex act you can imagine. Then search it. There are probably at least 3 pages of web sites dedicated to it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:54 PM (I16G


I think I'll stick with lesbian pron.


Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (sXefu)

303 If you have that time machine.....Venezuela.

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 06:01 PM (+lOpA)

304 A1??!!! arrrgggghhhh ... Iffen it ain't good without steak sauce it ain't any better sauced.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 28, 2018 06:02 PM (0F8n5)

305 Jennifer Beals hasn't aged. Seriously. Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA) ------------------ Lauren Graham is still looking good at 51!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 28, 2018 06:02 PM (+F0Wk)

306 The one I heard her speak about happened more near the time of Top Gun and was a man. I did not know about 2016. Man, that would really screw with your head. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM I thought she was raped as a young woman, figured that was what made her hop the fence.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 06:02 PM (2NqXo)

307 I'm older than Ace.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at June 28, 2018 06:02 PM (l5wWL)

308 If you haven't had a reason to hate TEDx talks, you will now. If you already hate TEDx talks, you will hate them more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJLd6l4-t9A

Posted by: The Anti-TEDx Hat at June 28, 2018 06:03 PM (itfg0)

309 Shit man. Thats the top gun chick??? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2018 06:03 PM (9Om/r)

310 the worst place to blog if you're a free thinker is Bangladesh. Anyone says boo against Sunni Islam over there, the local jihad will kill him or her.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:03 PM (6FqZa)

311 Yay! Aaron Nola beat the Nationals on the baseball ground.

Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 06:04 PM (RO8oH)

312 On next week's episode of Dora the Sexplorer Diego has a go at homosexual necrophiliac bestiality while Dora Decides a vacation is in order and heads for San Francisco!

Posted by: This... Is CNN at June 28, 2018 06:04 PM (UFLLM)

313 Stacy's Mom still has got it going on. (Rachel Hunter)

Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 06:04 PM (+lOpA)

314 My mom was a huge fan of Robert Mitchum and he looked like hell, but still... good somehow. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:00 PM (39g3+) Looked like hell? WTF? I thought he always looked like a man's man. My uncle was a dead ringer for Robert Mitchum. Even down to the way he spoke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 06:04 PM (hDNQh)

315 307 I'm older than Ace. Posted by: Tony Curtis at June 28, 2018 11:02 PM (l5wWL) My golf clubs are older than Ace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 28, 2018 06:05 PM (pUDQf)

316 That must be a pic of Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago. No way that it is current last year. I think she's had some work done but she has amazing genetics. And the portrait in her attic looks like hell.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 06:05 PM (JGBbg)

317 Looked like hell? WTF? I thought he always looked like a man's man. I thought he looked cool, what I mean is he looked like he'd been through hell, carried the bodies of hundreds of his friends out of a fire, and was about to collapse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:05 PM (39g3+)

318 I think I'll stick with lesbian pron. Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM (sXefu) Ahem! Pardon me, sir, but the proper usage is "'busty' lesbian porn."

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at June 28, 2018 06:05 PM (bsxmd)

319 Rachel Hunter, at 48, showing off the girls: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4987106

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:05 PM (8O3HH)

320 258 What the fuck? I had to look up "pegging". Who the hell actually does that shit? Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 10:50 PM (sXefu) ----------- Are you kidding? Think up the most off the wall, bizarre, strange wierd and unlikely sex act you can imagine. Then search it. There are probably at least 3 pages of web sites dedicated to it. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 10:54 PM (I16G8 I have yet to find a pics or a video of a vagina stuffed with crispy cooked bacon.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 28, 2018 06:06 PM (Q9ugn)

321 Did I miss anything? Did anyone get engaged tonight?

Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 06:06 PM (ANIFC)

322 310 the worst place to blog if you're a free thinker is Bangladesh. Anyone says boo against Sunni Islam over there, the local jihad will kill him or her. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa) --------- That does it. I'm canceling my sabbatical in Dhaka.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:07 PM (XMhnq)

323 Elizabeth Hurley is another preternaturally beautiful woman. I also read that Bubba banged her in the WH in the 90s. Ewww.

Posted by: jmel at June 28, 2018 06:07 PM (OeWgo)

324 Linne aquavit from Norway is shipped down to Ox and back in casks before it is bottled.

Resident 3vil, the Viking Princess, swears by it, and, i have to admit, it's damn fine sipping.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 06:07 PM (LHQ0m)

325 I think they have an Applebee's there. Those are always hopping. Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 10:36 PM (DH5wZ) One expects better of morons, if one expects anything at all.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 28, 2018 06:07 PM (zCyNd)

326 Did I miss anything? Did anyone get engaged tonight? Posted by: josephistan They're already divorced.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:08 PM (IqV8l)

327

     Shakespeare was right, kids DO give immortality--plus they make a pretty fine legacy.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2018 06:08 PM (S/hVx)

328 321 Did I miss anything? Did anyone get engaged tonight? Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 11:06 PM (ANIFC) ------- No, but later I may send a very suggestive text to Bea Arthur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:09 PM (hq7zy)

329 Did I miss anything? 
Posted by: josephistan 
 
Ask Miley and Ladyl. They had a hand in all this shenanigans.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 06:09 PM (9rIkM)

330 That does indeed sound fantastic, but I find myself with a shortage of fat trimmed from well-aged beef at the moment. --- will an old hobo suffice?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 06:09 PM (vChNs)

331 Shit man. Thats the top gun chick??? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division --------------- An object lesson in being careful what one might wish for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 06:09 PM (nhAAH)

332 I'm older than Ace. Posted by: Tony Curtis at June 28, 2018 11:02 PM (l5wWL) Jamie Lee's hermaphroditic tits are older then Ace.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 28, 2018 06:09 PM (zCyNd)

333 The one I heard her speak about happened more near the time of Top Gun and was a man. I did not know about 2016. Man, that would really screw with your head. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM I thought she was raped as a young woman, figured that was what made her hop the fence. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 11:02 PM (2NqXo) My memory is reading about her being raped around Top Gun...meaning that's when she spoke about it. Not sure when it happened. I vaguely remember her being married to a man at some point. I did not know she became a lesbian or about the 2016 assault Jay mentioned. I only paid attention during the 2 movies she was in, I guess.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 06:10 PM (Axa8z)

334 >> I think I'll stick with lesbian pron. When they use strap-ons, it's not "pegging". That term is reserved for using it on the Bill Kristols and cucks of the world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

335 327 Shakespeare was right, kids DO give immortality--plus they make a pretty fine legacy. Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2018 11:08 PM (S/hVx) I agree with the first part.

Posted by: Marina Abramovic at June 28, 2018 06:10 PM (Q9ugn)

336 321 Did I miss anything? Did anyone get engaged tonight? Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 11:06 PM (ANIFC) Only solicitations for stunt tools.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 06:10 PM (5jVnA)

337 297 Elle "The Body" MacPherson, as well. You can search the Daily Mail for her. She's still got it. Young Publius fouled many a ficus to her. Fond memories. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH) You lying bastard. You are STILL fouling me to Elle McPherson!!!!!

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 28, 2018 06:11 PM (9rYHA)

338 Miklos - when in Ft. Lauderdale go to the Mai Kai. It's one of the few remaining Polynesian restaurants from the golden age. Be sure to catch the dinner show, and spend time in the Molokai Bar.

Posted by: Top.Man. at June 28, 2018 06:11 PM (88slR)

339 Ahem! Pardon me, sir, but the proper usage is "'busty' lesbian porn." But he likes them petite!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 06:11 PM (fVubI)

340 I agree with the first part. "Me too" --Ruth Bader Ginsberg, drinking another baby slushee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

341 If you have that time machine.....Venezuela. Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM (+lOpA) ----------- A friend of mine moved back to Caracas from here last summer, because he had a paid for house there and only needed a couple hundred U.S. to live on a month, at that time. The exchange rate was about $1 to 30,000 at that time. He is back here because the rate is now $1 to 3 million. Holy Wiemar!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 06:12 PM (I16G8)

342 A conservative being sensible with money. Imagine. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 10:59 PM (hDNQh) cf Fats Domino, the best manager of his own work and value of his generation

Posted by: Miklos, whose father actuallly cleaned up James Brown's finances at June 28, 2018 06:13 PM (zCyNd)

343 India seems to becoming a non-shithole at a rapid clip, btw. Maybe 4chan's mocking of their culture with the 'poo in loo!' meme has had an effect because they don't poo in the gutters anymore. Seriously, this changed a LOT in the last eight years under Modi. Also, poverty states. India used to be infamous for having the largest total number of people in extreme poverty. Not anymore. twitter.com/teasri/status/1012072335296356354

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:13 PM (6FqZa)

344 Be sure to catch the dinner show, and spend time in the Molokai Bar. Posted by: Top.Man. at June 28, 2018 11:11 PM (88slR) Talkin' Tiki? Gotta bring proper attire!

Posted by: Miklos, whose father actuallly cleaned up James Brown's finances at June 28, 2018 06:14 PM (zCyNd)

345 Lol. What was the movie that was all about real truth in advertising. That made me chuckle. Posted by: AlaBAMA Crazy People (1990).

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 06:14 PM (JGBbg)

346 Also, poverty states. India used to be infamous for having the largest total number of people in extreme poverty. Not anymore. Out-of-work American tech workers say "you're welcome".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (fVubI)

347 >> You lying bastard. You are STILL fouling me to Elle >> McPherson!!!!! I didn't say I wasn't, just that I did it when I was young. That's what I mean by fond memories. I recall, and foul you. You see, you have to parse my speech just like you would Bill Clinton's.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (8O3HH)

348 Pegging is a term of art for a woman wearing a strap-on dildo & "pegging" a man in the anus. Nothing else is "pegging." Not lesbians doing it. Not homosexual men doing it. I know this because I heard 2 strangers discussing it on a bus, & that's the ONLY reason.

Posted by: strawdog at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (Cssks)

349 Maybe 4chan's mocking of their culture with the 'poo in loo!' meme has had an effect because they don't poo in the gutters anymore. Seriously, this changed a LOT in the last eight years under Modi. Indians take super good care of their homes and where they live, they just seemed to utterly lose that attitude outside their property. Like it didn't matter what happened elsewhere, so trash and feces and worse were just everywhere. Its good to see them changing the culture, because India could really be a great place with some changes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (39g3+)

350 Well that's disturbing (the McGillis pic). Think I saw her once live, Shakespeare at the Folger Theater in DC - Merchant of Venice. Must have been ..... early 90s, late 80s? She still looked like Top Gun.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

351 oh gawd, I have seen my future and it's me doing tech support in Boulder County for some tech corporation in Mumbai.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (6FqZa)

352 I'm older than Ace. Posted by: Tony Curtis -------- Yes, but you got laid by Yvonne De Carlo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (nhAAH)

353 Try the veal....what!? And don't forget to tip your waitress, but wait until after dark.

Posted by: The Unknown Cowmic at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (m6vV8)

354 343 India seems to becoming a non-shithole at a rapid clip, btw. Maybe 4chan's mocking of their culture with the 'poo in loo!' meme has had an effect because they don't poo in the gutters anymore. ------- This is going to reflect poorly on Nepal. Kathmandu will have to up its game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:15 PM (hq7zy)

355 @286 again, not just time, throat cancer.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 28, 2018 06:16 PM (myjNJ)

356

  I will gaze on my 2 daughters and be even more convinced about the legacy part.
  I am proud to bursting about them and feel my wife and I did a damn good job, considering we were rank amateurs at parenting.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 28, 2018 06:16 PM (S/hVx)

357 Don't forget about the effects of the salt air on the ocean-going casks of Bourbon... Frankly, one wouldn't even have to "transport" the casks by sea... just set up a surplus freighter at anchor as a "Rack House". Even at anchor though, it'd have to have a crew of guards rotating duty hours, to provide 24/7 protection. A sight to see just offshore of the Galveston Jetty, is sometimes more than fifty or sixty major ships at anchor, lined up out to and across the horizon, all awaiting their turn to power up and cruise into the various ports and refinery docks between Galveston and all the way up the Houston Ship Channel. That offshore anchorage has all of the sea-motion you could ask for, even though not underway. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 06:16 PM (QzJWU)

358 There are really good jobs here for girls from Venezuela. I would imagine that they could get jobs in the kingdom of Saud, and even in Iran, if they would just get over themselves and quit trying to be all special.

Posted by: goon at June 28, 2018 06:16 PM (PEcU2)

359 I've read the buffet at Scarlett's Cabaret in Ft Liquordale is excellent...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 06:17 PM (e9G8E)

360 There was a story about a structure at some distillery collapsing and just busting a whole bunch of barrels of bourbon. The damn EPA had to get involved, cause alcohol in ground water or some shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:18 PM (8O3HH)

361 Just saw that Harlan Ellison died.  He was pretty much an asshole, but a kind of interesting one.
He'll be known for three things:
"The City on the Edge of Forever""I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream"Being all mouth, and screaming all the time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 06:20 PM (l9m7l)

362 360 The damn EPA had to get involved, cause alcohol in ground water or some shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH) Those poor trees, their roots must be burning!

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 28, 2018 06:20 PM (9rYHA)

363 2018 Kelly McGinnis would fit right in with me and my friends. None of us won the genetic lottery, none of us can afford plastic surgery every other week, we're all too lazy to spend twelve hours a day at the gym, and none of us can subsist on two naked lettuce leaves per meal.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 06:21 PM (ZDagw)

364
Indians take super good care of their homes and where they live, they just seemed to utterly lose that attitude outside their property. Like it didn't matter what happened elsewhere, so trash and feces and worse were just everywhere. Its good to see them changing the culture, because India could really be a great place with some changes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:15 PM (39g3+)


If it is not owned, for example if it belongs to the state, there is no love for it, it belongs to no-one, and no one will take care of it.

Think of the sofa left on the curb with the "FREE" sign.  No one wants it, no one will even steal it

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 06:21 PM (2K6fY)

365 Beckoning, hmm. I still remember the ad Harlan Ellison did for the Geo. GM musta really backed up the Brinks truck...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:21 PM (eMKNe)

366 361 Just saw that Harlan Ellison died. He was pretty much an asshole, but a kind of interesting one. He'll be known for three things: "The City on the Edge of Forever""I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream"Being all mouth, and screaming all the time. ------- A Boy And His Dog -- that was Ellison, right? Great oddball sci-fi story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:22 PM (hq7zy)

367 That must be a pic of Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago. No way that it is current. Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 10:45 PM (kiSdp) --- can she still do that think with her eyes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 06:22 PM (vChNs)

368 Posted by: strawdog at June 28, 2018 11:15 PM (Cssks) Public transit for the win

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 28, 2018 06:22 PM (3Pma+)

369 McGinnis did win the genetic lottery though. She just wasted it on food and lounging around.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:23 PM (6FqZa)

370 Tony Curtis used to mystify me. He seemed queer as a 3 dollar bill with Harvey Firestein's picture on it to me, but he was a huge sex symbol that women loved. Had to be some weird cultural timing thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)

371 ...The damn EPA had to get involved, cause alcohol in ground water or some shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH) Those poor trees, their roots must be burning! Posted by: publius's ficus at June 28, 2018 11:20 PM (9rYHA) That actually resulted in a pretty significant fish kill in the adjoining stream. Booze seeped into the groundwater and into the stream. Fish died happy, and pre-marinated for the grill. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 06:23 PM (QzJWU)

372 Tony Curtis was from a Hungarian Jewish family. He was the face and spokesperson for Hungarian tourism for several years.

Posted by: Miklos, a former marketer at June 28, 2018 06:23 PM (zCyNd)

373 Shitting on the ground is a thing in India... Even the better homes often do not have a toilet!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 06:23 PM (e9G8E)

374 India, not even once.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (Q9ugn)

375 He'll be known for three things: "The City on the Edge of Forever""I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream"Being all mouth, and screaming all the time. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 11:20 PM (l9m7l) And Harrison Bergeron!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (a2xQ5)

376 Satan knows how to manipulate things. One day he causes a catastrophe at a bourbon storage facility, the next day he causes a supreme court justice to retire. He is six moves ahead, all of the time. Being reactive seems to be our fate.

Posted by: goon at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (PEcU2)

377 Harrison Bergeron was Kurt Vonnegut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (eMKNe)

378 check out the pic Thomas Wictor @ThomasWictor (3) Jarrod Ramos is a LEFTIST HIPSTER who once had a BEARD ponytail. pic.twitter.com/EJuXRqPxm6

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (hMwEB)

379 can she still do that think with her eyes? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 11:22 PM (vChNs) I sure hope so. Not sure of her nationality, but if that pic is from last year, well, hard to believe.

Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 06:24 PM (kiSdp)

380 My memory is reading about her being raped around Top Gun...meaning that's when she spoke about it. Not sure when it happened. I vaguely remember her being married to a man at some point. I did not know she became a lesbian or about the 2016 assault Jay mentioned. I only paid attention during the 2 movies she was in, I guess. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 28, 2018 11:10 PM Yes, she was married with two small children, broke up with her husband to be with a woman.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 06:25 PM (2NqXo)

381 can she still do that think with her eyes? I dunno but I think she can dropkick a chevy smallblock with those gams http://tinyurl.com/y78blknp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)

382 Tom Bergeron wrote a book?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:25 PM (hq7zy)

383 360 There was a story about a structure at some distillery collapsing and just busting a whole bunch of barrels of bourbon. The damn EPA had to get involved, cause alcohol in ground water or some shit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH) Yeah it happened in Bardstown in Louisville: https://tinyurl.com/y8qnfybv There are a couple places in Louisville where it is great to drive around with the windows down on a warm autumn night. This was probably pretty special too.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at June 28, 2018 06:25 PM (bsxmd)

384 (pic of Hoffs legs from 2014, according to the article)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:25 PM (39g3+)

385 @375 Harrison Bergeron was Kurt Vonnegut

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 06:26 PM (l9m7l)

386 just offshore of the Galveston Jetty Susannah Hoffs from 25 years ago *begins song writing career*

Posted by: Miklos, an Okie from Nagymezovasarhely at June 28, 2018 06:26 PM (zCyNd)

387 Granted I'm glad India is an ally of ours and do like folks from India. I have a fear of carnivals and India looks like one large 24/7 carnival.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 06:27 PM (Q9ugn)

388 ctaylor : Indians take super good care of their homes and where they live, they just seemed to utterly lose that attitude outside their property. Perhaps the caste / jati system had something to do with it. The lower castes didn't feel like India was theirs... because it wasn't. We Brits didn't fucking help here, I'll admit it. But neither did the thieving socialists who took over after us. Since the 1980s the Indian government has done better at providing a common vision for Indian citizens. A *lot* better.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:27 PM (6FqZa)

389 I dunno but I think she can dropkick a chevy smallblock with those gams Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:25 PM (39g3+) That's a lot of squats to get those legs.

Posted by: clutch at June 28, 2018 06:27 PM (kiSdp)

390 Demon With a Glass Hand

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

391 Just saw that Harlan Ellison died. He was pretty much an asshole, but a kind of interesting one. He'll be known for three things: "The City on the Edge of Forever""I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream"Being all mouth, and screaming all the time. ------- A Boy And His Dog -- that was Ellison, right? Great oddball sci-fi story. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 11:22 PM I talked to him a few times on the phone, many years ago (as part of my job). He was friends with the owner of the company. Yep, an asshole with a grating voice. My brush with literary greatness! I also spoke to Eddie Cantor's grandson. He told you constantly, "I'm Eddie Cantor's grandson!" like anyone including me gave a rat's patootie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 06:28 PM (2NqXo)

392 Hmm, Yahoo is down.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 06:28 PM (iTpm7)

393 McGinnis did win the genetic lottery though. She just wasted it on food and lounging around.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 11:23 PM (6FqZa)




She had a deal with the devil, and then the bill came due. No other way to explain it. Thats not just a downward spiral, thats a full afterburner aim towards the planet high speed dirt collision.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 28, 2018 06:28 PM (9Om/r)

394 390 Demon With a Glass Hand Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 11:28 PM (IqV8l) That's a good one too.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at June 28, 2018 06:28 PM (bsxmd)

395 Perhaps the caste / jati system had something to do with it. The lower castes didn't feel like India was theirs... because it wasn't. I wouldn't be surprised. The cultural influence of that system is dying out still but its being felt. We've talked here about how Indians are either wonderful people are horrendously arrogant jerks, probably based on caste. I wouldn't want to live in that heat and humidity but its sure a pretty amazing place, especially the history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:29 PM (39g3+)

396 How can you laugh When you know I'm down

Posted by: Yahoo at June 28, 2018 06:29 PM (hq7zy)

397 349 Maybe 4chan's mocking of their culture with the 'poo in loo!' meme has had an effect because they don't poo in the gutters anymore. Seriously, this changed a LOT in the last eight years under Modi. Indians take super good care of their homes and where they live, they just seemed to utterly lose that attitude outside their property. Like it didn't matter what happened elsewhere, so trash and feces and worse were just everywhere. Its good to see them changing the culture, because India could really be a great place with some changes. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:15 PM (39g3+) After independence, India took the "f**k the wicked West" and tried to go all "traditional" while playing footsies with the Soviets (which is why Pakistan was a long-time U.S. ally). They suffered for it and didn't start turning around until the '90's when they started emulating the West again. Just imagine where they'd have been if they had eschewed "decolonization" and embraced all the benefits of the Raj while still striking out on their own unique path.

Posted by: The Indo-Hat at June 28, 2018 06:30 PM (itfg0)

398 I have a Target story went to Target to look for shoes because it's close and I'm scared to drive far with my hinky car they had a style I liked but not in my size, and the sales lady said they could order it to get shipped to me free So they have a new special handheld mobile checkout thingy that they were trying to use, but it wasn't working, and the sales lady said, that's the problem with these, when they work they're great, but other times it doesn't and it's just womp womp. *laughs*

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:30 PM (hMwEB)

399 Indians take super good care of their homes and where they live, they just seemed to utterly lose that attitude outside their property. Like it didn't matter what happened elsewhere, so trash and feces and worse were just everywhere. Its good to see them changing the culture, because India could really be a great place with some changes. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor 
  
Well, that may be in India but my H1bs don't know how to use an American restroom. It's a pig sty shortly after the beginning of the day. No flushes, all kinds of things in the urinals and they damn near bathe in the sinks. Not to mention spitting and blowing lugies into them. The housekeeping staff hates them.

The men's rooms are only slightly better.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 06:30 PM (9rIkM)

400 @375 Harrison Bergeron was Kurt Vonnegut Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 11:26 PM (l9m7l) Ah. Too bad. Ellison should have written it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 06:31 PM (a2xQ5)

401 396 How can you laugh When you know I'm down Posted by: Yahoo at June 28, 2018 11:29 PM (hq7zy) That's one you do not hear much from these days: Yahoo Serious. We can cringe all we want at Kelly McGillis now, but we can still look at her in Top Gun and say: she was beautiful once. Dudes like Yahoo, all we can do is shake our heads and go "WTF?!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 06:31 PM (bsxmd)

402 Harlan Ellison was the science consultant for Babylon Five, to keep them on track (more or less), and he wrote several episodes. The man was an amazing author, if a bit of a jerk personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:31 PM (39g3+)

403 Can a currency have a negative value? It would cost more to dispose of a Bolivar than it is worth. I think I'll call the big bank downtown and see if they have any scrap Bolivars laying around. I've been looking for a new cheep hobby.

Posted by: ro-man at June 28, 2018 06:31 PM (RuIsu)

404 Lots of people hit their hotness peak in high school or their early twenties. The ones who look good after that, everybody says they have great bone structure. It's mostly genetic and devoting yourself 24/7/365 to your looks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 06:32 PM (2NqXo)

405 H1b's are a sure way toward more Trump.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:32 PM (6FqZa)

406 Best ONT ever! Every link is awesome! "Everybody loves a good boat ride, why shouldn't whiskey?" --and whiskey, unlike wine, does not suffer bottle shock.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 06:32 PM (e7oj4)

407 In honor of buttsecks pride month, went to Chik-fil-A for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 28, 2018 06:32 PM (IcT7t)

408 Hmm, Yahoo is down. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite It's up here. This is the first thing I saw there: Second lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a "mall-bought" dress that was "too short and tight" while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

409 boulder, so ya gonna fire up the h1bachi?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:33 PM (eMKNe)

410 It's mostly genetic and devoting yourself 24/7/365 to your looks. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 11:32 PM (2NqXo) --------- That's me, man. Primposaurus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:33 PM (hq7zy)

411 Well, that may be in India but my H1bs don't know how to use an American restroom. Well, again, not their home. I don't mind Kelly McGillis' look now. She looks like a 50 year old woman, I mean we talk about people like Brinkley because they are freaks not because they're normal. That's not how women look when they reach that age, normally. Its like a 8 foot tall man. That's amazing but its not remotely reasonable to expect from anyone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)

412 global warming twitter.com/holland_tom/status/1012207143481741312

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:34 PM (6FqZa)

413 I wouldn't be surprised. The cultural influence of that system is dying out still but its being felt. We've talked here about how Indians are either wonderful people are horrendously arrogant jerks, probably based on caste. I wouldn't want to live in that heat and humidity but its sure a pretty amazing place, especially the history. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:29 PM (39g3+) And still not as unified as one might think. I worked with a Bengali speaking scientist who, even though he knew the language, refused to speak Hindi with other scientists and insisted on using English as a true neutral language. The only reason that India (sans Pakistan and Bengladesh due to religious reasons) can exist as one country is because the English traditions, language, and influence of the Raj serve to unite them in an otherwise unattainable equality.

Posted by: The Indo-Hat at June 28, 2018 06:34 PM (itfg0)

414 Well, that may be in India but my H1bs don't know how to use an American restroom. It's a pig sty shortly after the beginning of the day. No flushes, all kinds of things in the urinals and they damn near bathe in the sinks. Not to mention spitting and blowing lugies into them. The housekeeping staff hates them. The men's rooms are only slightly better. Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 11:30 PM (9rIkM) Sounds like your H1b's are muslims. That's their schtick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 06:34 PM (a2xQ5)

415 There are a couple places in Louisville where it is great to drive around with the windows down on a warm autumn night. This was probably pretty special too. Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo -------- I camped at a state campground 1/4 mi from that aging barn. All bourbon aroma, all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 06:35 PM (nhAAH)

416 I think the sea going bourbon is Jefferson Ocean. Pretty good actually. I'd heard they started out by renting hold space on oceanographic ships. Instead of turning the barrels the shifting during the sailing helped things along. Not cheap though. True story. My dad looked somewhat like John Wayne. He and mom flew into Honolulu once and someone yelled out, "There's JW!!!". He was swarmed by autograph seekers. He tried to deny but eventually signed a bunch of stuff. He thought it was funny as hell. Mom, not so much.

Posted by: Winston at June 28, 2018 06:35 PM (wgCUV)

417 I just saw a really interesting (and good) movie on netflix: The Last Hour (or The Final Hour ... I think the Spanish name is El Hora Final) about the GEIN squad in Peru fighting the Shining Path. It gets a bit personal with a couple of the GEIN operatives but it is done well ... though it's hard following some of the Peru organizations and who's on whose side sometimes. Highly recommended. Apropos of an earlier ONT ... the Japanese President of Peru they call "The Chinaman" in the movie

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 06:35 PM (242Sa)

418 Hey logprof! Did you get my care package?? I sent it last weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:35 PM (eMKNe)

419 Harlan's gone? That's a pity. The man was a total, absolute a**hole, but could he write. City on the Edge of Forever was everybody's favorite Trek episode. No new stories about how incredibly rude and nasty Harlan acted at such-and-such con. We'll just have to retell the same stories over and over. (Deplorable Lady mixes a fresh Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and silently toasts the enfant terrible of sf.)

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 06:36 PM (ZDagw)

420 I gotta stay off fb only went on it originally for keeping track of kte in college but it can unexpectedly stir up negative feelings in ne I guess that means fb is triggering

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:36 PM (hMwEB)

421 402 Harlan Ellison was the science consultant for Babylon Five, to keep them on track (more or less), and he wrote several episodes. The man was an amazing author, if a bit of a jerk personally. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:31 PM (39g3+) The design of the Starfuries was a rare example of a single-person space fighter that made any modicum of sense to use in a zero-G air-less environment with no up or down.

Posted by: Zathras at June 28, 2018 06:36 PM (itfg0)

422 I saw "Demon with a Glass Hand" not too long ago.  It has a great concept, but boy is it Preachy with a capital "P."
"Soldier" is actually a better episode IMHO.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 06:37 PM (l9m7l)

423 Jarrod [Kushner] commits reportercide [at the direct command of Trump the Usurper!!!!] Brought to you by the new and improved CNN...now with minimum 25% truth content!

Posted by: Apple Apple Apple Banana at June 28, 2018 06:37 PM (VWE5i)

424 A hyphen might have changed the headline: "first-hand job experience"...but maybe not the way my mind works.

Posted by: potadas at June 28, 2018 06:38 PM (r1Q8a)

425 419 Harlan's gone? That's a pity. The man was a total, absolute a**hole, but could he write. City on the Edge of Forever was everybody's favorite Trek episode. ... Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 11:36 PM (ZDagw) "City on the Edge of Forever" wasn't a particularly good episode. Not one of the worse, of course, but plenty of better ones.

Posted by: Hat on the Edge of Forever at June 28, 2018 06:38 PM (itfg0)

426 who do we want to see nominated to scotus?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 06:38 PM (vChNs)

427 I would abolish the whole H1b program if I could. H2b too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (6FqZa)

428 The design of the Starfuries was a rare example of a single-person space fighter that made any modicum of sense to use in a zero-G air-less environment with no up or down. Posted by: Zathras at June 28, 2018 11:36 PM (itfg0) -------- Hmmm. Is it something a fierce, capable, self-confident girl pilot could fly?

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (hq7zy)

429 who do we want to see nominated to scotus? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 11:38 PM (vChNs) Ted Nugent!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (eMKNe)

430 India is (or was) the home to the world's only 'third-order enclave': a couple of acres of Indian territory surrounded by Bangladeshi territory surrounded by Indian territory inside Bangladesh proper...
I think India ceded the territory to Bangladesh recently...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (e9G8E)

431 I bet the Germans have a word for the opposite of schadenfraude - a feeling of envy at someone else's accomplishments mixed with sorrow/guilt at one's own failures

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (hMwEB)

432 426 who do we want to see nominated to scotus? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 11:38 PM (vChNs) AtC. The Concurrences and Dissents she writes would be epic.

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (itfg0)

433 OK. Calling bullshit on something with the book list... Mein Kampf does NOT belong at #2, or even on the list at all. The authors note that it was "originally ignored. But not after Hitler rose to power. According to the Simon Wiesenthal Center, there were 10 million copies in circulation by 1945." This is true, but meaningless. Outside of the Nazi elite (who were already converted) almost no German read this book... it was something that you bought to show you were a good Fritz. It was un-fucking-readable. In fact, if anything - it was for the good. None of the Germans read it, but the Western leaders slogged through this dumpster fire of a tome (I did as well, sadly) because it gave them insight into the scattered mind of the maniac they were fighting. Meanwhile "Beyond Good and Evil" comes in at #9. #9!?!? It totally belongs at #2 behind the Manifesto. This book inspired the little bastard who wrote Mein Kampf, and countless other real and would-be monsters of the twentieth century to do their evil deeds. SMH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (UiRxW)

434 I never learned how to give a hand job. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7) You take a firm grip, twist, twist, TWIST! And don't forget to firmly knead the balls.

Posted by: Feminists at June 28, 2018 06:39 PM (/wLeJ)

435 The design of the Starfuries was a rare example of a single-person space fighter that made any modicum of sense to use in a zero-G air-less environment with no up or down. Yeah I loved the ships in general, but especially those little fighters. The maneuver drives out on the end of those pylons made perfect sense and worked exactly right. They got an awful lot right with that show. All done with CGI on an Amiga computer, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:40 PM (39g3+)

436 boulder, H2b or not 2b? That is the question... (sorry, in a hammy mood tonight)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 06:40 PM (eMKNe)

437 I think I'll stick with lesbian pron. Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM (sXefu) Is that better than gay porn? It's gotta be better than gay porn! I hope it's better than gay porn...

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at June 28, 2018 06:40 PM (LMcFk)

438 419 City on the Edge of Forever was everybody's favorite Trek episode. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats Mirror, Mirror?

Posted by: Apple Apple Apple Banana at June 28, 2018 06:41 PM (VWE5i)

439 who do we want to see nominated to scotus?

The Empress.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 28, 2018 06:41 PM (IcT7t)

440 "I don't mind Kelly McGillis' look now. She looks like a 50 year old woman[...]"

No, she doesn't.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (4ha45)

441 Dahala Khalgrabari, q.v....

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (e9G8E)

442 Well, that may be in India but my H1bs don't know how to use an American restroom. "hello, my name is ....Greg, and I am so happy to be helping you.."

Posted by: Miklos, recipient of many unwanted calls at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (zCyNd)

443 SMH. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 11:39 PM (UiRxW) --- Yes? Hey y'all...spectacular lightning show here in SW IL.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (bIS0g)

444 418 Hey logprof! Did you get my care package?? I sent it last weekend. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 11:35 PM (eMKNe) --Not yet, but then I did not check the mail today yet so I'll see. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (e7oj4)

445 LOL, Mexico. They charged the Korean Embassy to thank them for beating Germany and getting Mexico through to the next round : twitter.com/Rantaramic/status/1012077760989356033 Tequila was served.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:42 PM (6FqZa)

446 That's not cosine; it's bovine!

Posted by: Emmie at June 28, 2018 06:43 PM (/A+Cl)

447 I saw "Demon with a Glass Hand" not too long ago. It has a great concept, but boy is it Preachy with a capital "P." "Soldier" is actually a better episode IMHO. Posted by: BeckoningChasm I read somewhere (I think it was the Outer Limits Companion) that Ellison wanted Culp for a full length motion picture of "Demon" where the aliens chased him all across the country. TV had a small budget so they chased him throughout the Bradbury building instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

448 Mein Kampf does NOT belong at #2, or even on the list at all. You make good points and what you say is true (as far as I know, having never read it), but... you can't make a list of the most evil books of the 20th century and not have Mein Kampf on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:43 PM (39g3+)

449 "I can't believe I know how to do something you don't." -Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT) "You could show me how, but we'd need a stunt cock." Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 28, 2018 10:25 PM (iTpm7) "I don't do appliances. We can ask for a volunteer on the ONT." -Posted by: Ladyl at June 28, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT) *RUNS IN CIRCLES* ...*falls over*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

450 who do we want to see nominated to scotus? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 11:38 PM (vChNs) Ted Nugent! Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 11:39 PM (eMKNe) With an M2 mounted on the Bench for extra judicial opinions.

Posted by: X-ray at June 28, 2018 06:45 PM (QJ+Uz)

451 449 ya know, maybe they're doing the lesson now

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:46 PM (hMwEB)

452 Dreams of My Father, or whatever book helped Obama to the top where he could really tear the country up should get honorable mention.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 28, 2018 06:46 PM (/wLeJ)

453 The actual person "portrayed" in Top Gun is named Christine Fox.   She didn't get famous until years later, when she got a very high posting at the Pentagon.   She was arguably better-looking than McGillis at the time the movie was made, and by the time she retired, no damn doubt about it.

K. McGillis has an extended tale of rape and repercussion to cover her life arc.   Suffice it to say,  It Is All A Man's Fault.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 06:46 PM (H5rtT)

454 *watches slapweasel run in circles on the floor like Angus Young*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

455 the gunstar was better then a starfury; the mixing bowl mode would have been awesome

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 06:46 PM (MS0+a)

456 >> I would abolish the whole H1b program if I could. You want to leave the H1-B3s in place. That's the one that lets all the hottie East European budding models in. Also "actresses", IFKNWIM. So that's what gets the Czech hotties in. Now, for the really hot ones, it's the O-1 category, "persons of extraordinary ability and/or achievement". That's what gets your Elle MacPhersons and so forth in no problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 06:47 PM (8O3HH)

457 Rules for Radicals

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 06:47 PM (hMwEB)

458 I like a lot of the original Star Trek episodes.  "City" is fine, above average I'd say, but probably benefited from being re-written by others.  Ellison LOVED preaching.

The ones I return to over and over are "The Doomsday Machine" and "The Devil in the Dark."  I can watch all of them, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 06:47 PM (l9m7l)

459 Ponytail for your beard is some unknown new continent of hipsterdom. HERE THAR BE DRAGONS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2018 06:48 PM (rnAwa)

460 *RUNS IN CIRCLES* ...*falls over* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 28, 2018 11:43 PM (Ckg4U) -------- Uh oh. This isn't starting out well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:48 PM (hq7zy)

461 On the bench? Obviously, AtC. No one else could cause so many heads to explode in the hearings. Great TV. Miley and Ladyl. You two are bad girls. You need some attention. Now. If only you were not so far away. It's the stuff dreams are made of.

Posted by: Winston at June 28, 2018 06:49 PM (wgCUV)

462 You make good points and what you say is true (as far as I know, having never read it), but... you can't make a list of the most evil books of the 20th century and not have Mein Kampf on it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 11:43 PM (39g3+) Sure you can. The question is evil, per se, or evil plus impact. On the former standard, sure. On the latter, no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 06:49 PM (hDNQh)

463 Dreams of My Father, or whatever book helped Obama to the top where he could really tear the country up should get honorable mention. Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 28, 2018 11:46 PM (/wLeJ) Suffers from the same shortcomings as Mein Kampf. The True Believers never read it; just bought it and displayed it to show they were down with the cause. And as far as oppo research goes, it didn't provide much insight into the mind of TFG, because he didn't write it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 06:50 PM (a2xQ5)

464 Prairie Fire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 06:50 PM (HaL55)

465 Who's McGinnis?

Posted by: ro-man at June 28, 2018 06:50 PM (RuIsu)

466 438 419 City on the Edge of Forever was everybody's favorite Trek episode. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats Mirror, Mirror? Posted by: Apple Apple Apple Banana at June 28, 2018 11:41 PM (VWE5i) Best Mirror Universe episodes were from ST:ENT

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at June 28, 2018 06:50 PM (itfg0)

467 464; you talking about knox college?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2018 06:51 PM (KP5rU)

468 Rules for Radicals Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 11:47 PM (hMwEB) ------ Uh huh. Double plus bad. This one showed thousands of our own human weeds how to wreck the legacy of the most virtuous nation in the history of the world, for the bases end of the acquisition of power. Nietzsche would have loved that shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 06:51 PM (UiRxW)

469 455 the gunstar was better then a starfury; the mixing bowl mode would have been awesome Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 11:46 PM (MS0+a) Death Blossom! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNvUsTBGyE

Posted by: The DEATH BLOSOM Hat at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (itfg0)

470 Rules for Radicals Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 11:47 PM (hMwEB ---------------- I would normally vote for that, were it not for the fact that PDT is occasionally borrowing ideas from that and turning the ideas around on them. He is using their book against them. And he is winning big time while doing so.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (I16G8)

471 I think the point is that Mein Kampf was a crazy crappy book that if it had been written by some rando kraut who didn't have a movement behind him, would have influenced roughly nobody.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (6FqZa)

472 And as far as oppo research goes, it didn't provide much insight into the mind of TFG, because he didn't write read it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 11:50 PM (a2xQ5) FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (hDNQh)

473 Prairie Fire. Posted by: BackwardsBoy Sounds like the code phrase in Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (IqV8l)

474 I would have put Edward Said's 'Orientalism' on that list for most evil books in my lifetime.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:52 PM (6FqZa)

475 "Uh oh. This isn't starting out well." -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 11:48 PM (hq7zy) Forefinger to lips... *bibbidybibbidybibbidybibbidy*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 06:53 PM (Ckg4U)

476 Not too shabby for a midwestern storm, I suppose.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 06:53 PM (bIS0g)

477 LOL, Mexico. They charged the Korean Embassy to thank them for beating Germany and getting Mexico through to the next round : twitter.com/Rantaramic/status/1012077760989356033 Tequila was served. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 11:42 PM (6FqZa) LOL, indeed. What a bunch of losers ... getting all excited over a stupid soccer tournament that doesn't even feature the best teams (since they are national teams not topnotch professional teams). How sad does a country have to be to get all excited about something stupid like that. Or any sort of national sport competition. And to be excited not about beating another team but about someone else beating them so they don't beat the shit out of you. Loser^3!! It's nice and all that Mexico thinks they have an easier path to the silly World Cup ... but get some friggin perspective, Mexico. Your country is still a shithole.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 06:53 PM (242Sa)

478 A Boy And His Dog -- that was Ellison, right? Great oddball sci-fi story. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 11:22 PM (hq7zy) === Yet another movie dad took me to see when I was too young.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2018 06:53 PM (EZebt)

479 468 Rules for Radicals Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 11:47 PM (hMwEB) ------ Uh huh. Double plus bad. This one showed thousands of our own human weeds how to wreck the legacy of the most virtuous nation in the history of the world, for the bases end of the acquisition of power. Nietzsche would have loved that shit. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 11:51 PM (UiRxW) "Rules for Radicals" is overrated. It is just a tactical manual for handlers as to how to handle pawns.

Posted by: The Logistical Hat at June 28, 2018 06:53 PM (itfg0)

480 438 419 City on the Edge of Forever was everybody's favorite Trek episode. Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats Mirror, Mirror? Posted by: Apple Apple Apple Banana at June 28, 2018 11:41 PM (VWE5i) Courtmartial or Balance of Terror or Doomsday Machine. Or Shore Leave, the brunette, Ensign Barrows. *growls*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (bsxmd)

481 smh, severe t-storms in that area right now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (KP5rU)

482 I don't like that the book steals the name for a good way to have tequilia

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (MS0+a)

483 -Twilight -50 Shades of Grey

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (Q9ugn)

484 Sounds like the code phrase in Andromeda Strain. I hadn't thought about that movie in decades. Great flick for the time. I'm surprised no one has tried to remake that one lately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (HaL55)

485 And as far as oppo research goes, it didn't provide much insight into the mind of TFG, because he didn't write it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 11:50 PM (a2xQ5) --Well, it did reveal that he loved dogs.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 06:54 PM (e7oj4)

486 The ones I return to over and over are "The Doomsday Machine" and "The Devil in the Dark." I can watch all of them, though. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2018 11:47 PM (l9m7l) *fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 06:55 PM (bsxmd)

487 My Gift to the ONT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIAhzRR_I14 Porch Honky by Moccasin Creek.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

488 Yes? Hey y'all...spectacular lightning show here in SW IL. Posted by: SMH -------------- It's the corn. Corn tassels are known to excite atmospheric discharges. I'm pretty sure. Maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 06:55 PM (I83yK)

489 438 -- Yes, Mirror Mirror was very good, but there was just something about City. I think it was the way Kirk forced himself to do what was right and watch on the sideline as it happened. (Not, mind you, that I would complain the slightest bit if Mirror Spock parked his boots under my bed.)

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 06:55 PM (ZDagw)

490 483 -Twilight -50 Shades of Grey Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 11:54 PM (Q9ugn) Heather has two Mommies.

Posted by: The Cis-Het Hat at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (itfg0)

491 Evil Book. Benjamin Spock, "The Common Sense Book of Baby & Child Care." Otherwise known as Snowflake, Book 1, Vol. 1. Instrumental in the misguided upbringing of an entirely overindulged generation of Boomers and other Democrats on the Half Shell. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (QzJWU)

492 I checked out the shooter's twitter feed about 10 or 15 minutes ago and the lefties were still on there blaming Trump: "Trump criticized journalists and then a nut shot journalists. What more proof do you need?" I don't think they understand the difference between correlation and causation.

Posted by: girldog at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (g5YYQ)

493 Slap. Cool. Act like you do this all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (hq7zy)

494 Rules for Radicals

Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 28, 2018 11:47 PM (hMwEB)


Rules for Radicals is domestic violence batterers' techniques applied to politics

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (2K6fY)

495 oh here's another one : Merlin Stone, When God Was A Woman. It spread the meme that Neolithic Old World worshipped a mother goddess who had a son, with whom She had incestuous relations. The journey from that to Marion Zimmer She-Paedobear was a short one. (Everything she ever wrote was also evil.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 06:56 PM (6FqZa)

496 I remember reading The Anarchist's Cookbook, once. They had a section on weed and it was pretty funny. The one thing I remember was the book saying something along the lines of "... and don't throw out the twigs and seeds. You can make a tea out of them or sell them to your friends." LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 06:57 PM (242Sa)

497 nite all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2018 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

498 Steal This Book. I paid for it, I think.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 06:58 PM (HaL55)

499 495 oh here's another one : Merlin Stone, When God Was A Woman. It spread the meme that Neolithic Old World worshipped a mother goddess who had a son, with whom She had incestuous relations. The journey from that to Marion Zimmer She-Paedobear was a short one. (Everything she ever wrote was also evil.) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 11:56 PM (6FqZa) Pro-tip: Just because a society had lots of statues and carvings of naked women, doesn't mean they worshiped the Matriarchy, but that maybe, juuust maybe, dudes in a Patriarchal society like gratuitous T&A/

Posted by: The Neolithic Hat at June 28, 2018 06:59 PM (itfg0)

500 "Rules for Radicals" is overrated. It is just a tactical manual for handlers as to how to handle pawns. Posted by: The Logistical Hat at June 28, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0) ----- Sure, but it's been awfully effective... just rating based on damage done.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 06:59 PM (UiRxW)

501 Good an answer as any, MH. Live about 5 miles from the Mississippi, as the crow flies. Gorgeous area here, with all kinds of trees and caves.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 06:59 PM (bIS0g)

502 "Trump criticized journalists and then a nut shot journalists. What more proof do you need?" Trump took office and the economy improved. What more proof do you need?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

503 I think it said "twigs and stems" instead of "seeds". Funny either way. Tells you all you need to know about buying weed from anarchists.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 06:59 PM (242Sa)

504 I hadn't thought about that movie in decades. Great flick for the time. I'm surprised no one has tried to remake that one lately. They did a miniseries version recently, slightly updated tech but basically the same story. I think that was before Crichton was declared an unperson who was shunned by Hollywood for mocking Global Warming hysterics

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

505 "Slap. Cool. Act like you do this all the time." -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 11:56 PM (hq7zy) *Does Curly-Spin from the ground* *woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (Ckg4U)

506 496 I remember reading The Anarchist's Cookbook, once. They had a section on weed and it was pretty funny. The one thing I remember was the book saying something along the lines of "... and don't throw out the twigs and seeds. You can make a tea out of them or sell them to your friends." LOL. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 11:57 PM (242Sa) Anyone remember the "Jolly Roger Cookbook"?

Posted by: The Jolly Hat at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (itfg0)

507 It's nice and all that Mexico thinks they have an easier path to the silly World Cup ... but get some friggin perspective, Mexico. Your country is still a shithole. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 11:53 PM (242Sa) --Well, since Sweden beat the shit out of them 3-0 (the last score being an own-goal), Mexico gets to face the Ueber-shithole soccer country, Brazil. Let 'em have their soccer fun. Mexico will never produce a Shakespeare, nor a Beethoven, nor a Mendeleyev. And I write that as a quadroon Mexican.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (e7oj4)

508 Heather has two Mommies. Posted by: The Cis-Het Hat ------------- Jacob's New Dress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (I83yK)

509 G'Night, chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (Ckg4U)

510 Odd, maybe. I'm not on the twatters, but read select people there. Tonight, for the first time ever, nearly every single one is difficult to find. Don't know the correct terminology, but accounts have both a "name" and a "handle" or hashtag. First time ever, I have to use the hashtag to look them up. Normally they show up easily on search (predictive search, even) by their name. And, unsurprisingly, none of them are racist-authoritarian, er, "progressive" or "liberal" types.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 07:00 PM (QDnY+)

511 Night Chavez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (bsxmd)

512 Until recently I lived about a mile from the ocean and the lightening shows we could see at night out at sea were spectacular. They were so far away that there would be no thunder, just the light show up in the clouds.

Posted by: girldog at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (g5YYQ)

513 Slap, you're killing me tonight!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (UFLLM)

514 Anyone remember the "Jolly Roger Cookbook"? Posted by: The Jolly Hat at June 29, 2018 12:00 AM (itfg0) Not a clue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (242Sa)

515 Hey Slap.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (bIS0g)

516 500 "Rules for Radicals" is overrated. It is just a tactical manual for handlers as to how to handle pawns. Posted by: The Logistical Hat at June 28, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0) ----- Sure, but it's been awfully effective... just rating based on damage done. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 11:59 PM (UiRxW) *smiles*

Posted by: Sgnore Gramsci at June 28, 2018 07:01 PM (itfg0)

517 *Does Curly-Spin from the ground* *woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 12:00 AM (Ckg4U) ------- *cringe*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:02 PM (hq7zy)

518 Aloha Chavez.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 07:02 PM (bIS0g)

519 484 Sounds like the code phrase in Andromeda Strain. --- wildfire

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 07:02 PM (vChNs)

520 I seek to kill no one. I merely allow my retardation into the public one unit at a time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)

521 Late to the party on this news, but what the fuck is wrong with Argentina and Netflix? 7 and 9 year old girls simulating sex and orgasms riding pillows. Netflix has been cancelled as of this evening. WTF!!! I'd wrong with society?!??!

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 07:03 PM (Q9ugn)

522 Was the Jolly Roger Cookbook in the Loompanics catalog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

523 Late to the party on this news, but what the fuck is wrong with Argentina and Netflix? 7 and 9 year old girls simulating sex and orgasms riding pillows. Netflix has been cancelled as of this evening. WTF!!! I'd wrong with society?!??! Posted by: MC Honey Mustard Wasn't that a Lena Dunham book?

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (MS0+a)

524 Netflix has been cancelled as of this evening. WTF!!! I'd wrong with society?!??! Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 12:03 AM (Q9ugn) --I know someone who cancelled Netflix when he heard they were going to have a show by Baraka.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (e7oj4)

525 490 483 -Twilight -50 Shades of Grey Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 11:54 PM (Q9ugn) Heather has two Mommies. Posted by: The Cis-Het Hat at June 28, 2018 11:56 PM (itfg0) --- 490 483 -Twilight -50 Shades of Grey Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 11:54 PM (Q9ugn) Sexual Behavior in the Human Male - Alfred Kinsey

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (vChNs)

526 "*cringe*" They can't all be winners. *shrugs*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (Ckg4U)

527 It's the corn. Corn tassels are known to excite atmospheric discharges. I'm pretty sure. Maybe. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 11:55 PM (I83yK) Is this true, or are you joking? I used to love lightning when I was a kid. My brother and I would sit out on the porch in an inner tube during storms and watch the lightning. We thought the inner tube kept us safe.

Posted by: girldog at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (g5YYQ)

528 Until recently I lived about a mile from the ocean and the lightening shows we could see at night out at sea were spectacular. They were so far away that there would be no thunder, just the light show up in the clouds. Posted by: girldog --------------- Yes, I've seen lots of lightening out over the sea. If it's a large storm, it can be astounding because of the panorama and great distance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:05 PM (+cu3S)

529 Somebody mentioned A Boy and His Dog. I read it so many, many years ago, it totally slipped my mind. So much of the sf written in those years was post-apocalyptic.I think that's why I quit reading sf for a long time -- it was just so damn depressing. IIRC, A Canticle For Leibowitz was what pushed me over the edge. Living in South Jersey, midway between D.C. and N.Y.C., with the Philadelphia boat yard ten minutes away was depressing enough without constantly reading about the aftermath.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 07:07 PM (ZDagw)

530 Is this true, or are you joking? I used to love lightning when I was a kid. My brother and I would sit out on the porch in an inner tube during storms and watch the lightning. We thought the inner tube kept us safe. Posted by: girldog --------------- Anything that I post might here is suspect. Actually, everything I post here is suspect. Regulars know this and ignore it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:07 PM (+cu3S)

531 Woman and the New Race by Margaret Sanger

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:07 PM (UiRxW)

532 And Facebook ran a survay very recently asking if pedophilia is acceptable? Are we sure 30,000 guillotines are enough for the pedo problem?

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 07:08 PM (Q9ugn)

533 My favorite lightning was the cross-cloud light show that would travel for miles. ...and my buddy Miles never even asked it to. TIP YOUR FUCKING WAITRESSES! Don't try the veal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:08 PM (Ckg4U)

534 Catcher in the Rye, anyone? If for no other reason than it empowered entire generations of douchebags.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:09 PM (bsxmd)

535 --I know someone who cancelled Netflix when he heard they were going to have a show by Baraka. Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 12:05 AM (e7oj4) That would be us too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 07:09 PM (2CQCl)

536 They did a miniseries version recently, slightly updated tech but basically the same story. Did they keep the little baby and the drunk? I'll have to see if I can find that and watch it. Amazon showed the Brit series Electric Dreams, Phillip K. Dick stories, which was hit and miss. The good ones were good and the bad ones were "WTF?" Reminded me a lot of the Canuck remakes of The Outer Limits which were all pretty good, especially the one with Beau Bridges called The Sand Kings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:09 PM (HaL55)

537 Holden Caulfield was the Haven Monahan of his time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:10 PM (hq7zy)

538 Trump orders catapults placed along border to expedite deportations https://tinyurl.com/y8uqtwmx

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 07:10 PM (eMKNe)

539 Anything that I post might here is suspect. Actually, everything I post here is suspect. Regulars know this and ignore it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 12:07 AM (+cu3S) Nonetheless, I'll avoid corn fields during storms. Unless I have an inner tube with me.

Posted by: girldog at June 28, 2018 07:11 PM (g5YYQ)

540 I bet there's some leftoid website who had a panel vote the Deplorables Cookbook at least to Honorable Mention.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:11 PM (e7oj4)

541 Slap!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 07:11 PM (2CQCl)

542 Well I loved 'A Canticle For Leibowitz'. I read it as a satire of the early Catholic overenthusiasm for saints (I'm Catholic now btw), coupled with an argument that we humans will survive through whatever events hit us. And that the Church will have a role in our survival, even if it's run by imperfect people. Honestly 'Canticle' is one reason I'm Catholic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 07:11 PM (6FqZa)

543 I just got home and there are more than 500 comments. What's up? Has there been flaming going on? Oh and I'm not remotely foodies enough to worry about a piece of meat for 36 hours.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 28, 2018 07:12 PM (nBr1j)

544 Mike... Mike... come to me... you deserve me... hold me love me stick that double stack in butt... Mike...

Posted by: M-9 at June 28, 2018 07:12 PM (UFLLM)

545 Don't try the veal. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 12:08 AM (Ckg4U) ----- Especially if Cannibal Bob's the chef. The other other white meat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:12 PM (UiRxW)

546 Val Kilmer is not doing well. The morning radio show I listen to (Denver) had some audio from an interview that Kathy had done with him, and he sounded awful, even though he insisted he felt fine. He's been battling some serious ailments. I have no idea how he could reprise Iceman. As for Kelly McGinnis, she was always a big ol' "meh" in my eyes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 28, 2018 07:12 PM (EhZNT)

547 Cannibal Bob! ...this is becoming A Thing. I fear it and will recoil when necessary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:12 PM (Ckg4U)

548 Late to the party on this news, but what the fuck is wrong with Argentina and Netflix? 7 and 9 year old girls simulating sex and orgasms riding pillows. Netflix has been cancelled as of this evening. WTF!!! I'd wrong with society?!??! Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 12:03 AM (Q9ugn) Sounds like a mashup of Freebie and the Bean, and My Friend Flicka.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 07:13 PM (a2xQ5)

549 Netflix went full Marion Zimmer Bradley. Never go full MZB.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 07:13 PM (6FqZa)

550 Tucker has another libtard who's oh-so-concerned about costs when it comes to immigration enforcement.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:15 PM (e7oj4)

551 549 Netflix went full Marion Zimmer Bradley. Never go full MZB. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 12:13 AM (6FqZa) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCl0qIRSxeA

Posted by: The Sad Puppy Hat at June 28, 2018 07:15 PM (itfg0)

552 I come back and we went from talking about hot actresses, 'ettes looking for volunteers for handjobs now to guillotine for pedos?
Only at the horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at June 28, 2018 07:16 PM (IYHxL)

553 Another actress that took an asteroid speed looks re-entry into the ground was Lara Flynn Boyle. Took about 4 years.

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 28, 2018 07:17 PM (LU8fy)

554 We thought the inner tube kept us safe. Posted by: girldog at June 29, 2018 12:05 AM (g5YYQ) You're here aren't you. /Trump shot some journalists logic

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2018 07:17 PM (5jVnA)

555 Um guys, several books that you're suggesting should be on the list?
Are on the list.

Really hep Education profs in the early 70's used to make The Nice Girls buy their own copy of Rules for Radicals.   It gave that "B. Ed."  (no shit, actual degree title) a rosey-red sheen.

But with it they also always carried B.F.  Skinner, "Behavior Modification,"  and that's the one you'd hear them chat about,   like it was all humane or something.   They were really enthusiastic about getting the chance to apply that one.   And,  they did.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:17 PM (H5rtT)

556 "A Child's Garden of Grass" was funny. New (to me) book out: The Da Vinci Cod.

Posted by: ro-man at June 28, 2018 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

557 Trebuchets on the border? But, BUT!!! ...where would they land? AND ON WHAT??? *swoon*

Posted by: SMH imitating someone who pretends to care about slingshotting families back to their country of ori at June 28, 2018 07:17 PM (bIS0g)

558 Not to be a pedant, but... oh, who am I kidding? It is to be a pedant. Pedantry is my thing. Anyway, it's lightning, not lightening, dammit! Sorry, can't help it.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 07:18 PM (LMcFk)

559 Nonetheless, I'll avoid corn fields during storms. Unless I have an inner tube with me.
Posted by: girldog at June 29, 2018 12:11 AM (g5YYQ)


You were extra safe and prepared.  If it had snowed 4 inches you could have gone tobogganing as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 07:19 PM (2K6fY)

560 Mike... Mike... come to me... you deserve me... hold me love me stick that double stack in butt... Mike... Posted by: M-9 ------------- It's...it's the low bore center that makes you so appealing. Must resist, must resist...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:19 PM (/lkI0)

561 Trump orders catapults placed along border to expedite deportations
https://tinyurl.com/y8uqtwmx Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 12:10


Trebuchets!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:19 PM (e9G8E)

562 Anyway, it's lightning, not lightening, dammit! Sorry, can't help it. Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 12:18 AM (LMcFk) Shortening is not lightening, either, he said, sadly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 07:20 PM (a2xQ5)

563 New (to me) book out: The Da Vinci Cod. Cheap knockoff of Michelangelo's Haddock.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

564 You have to listen to your inner tube.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:20 PM (hq7zy)

565 Saw one of the shooter nutjob's twatter pages ..... 172 followers (!) ..... WTFF?? Who "follows" an unknown nut stalker? And a tidbit from Rosie's hearing today. He said he didn't know who wrote the scope letter for Mueller's witch hunt, er, "investigation". Soak that in. An SC appointment that flagrantly violates the relevant regs, that lacks a predicate crime ..... and the "supervising" official doesn't know who wrote the scope letter, that he signed.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 07:21 PM (QDnY+)

566 New (to me) book out: The Da Vinci Cod. Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 12:17 AM (RuIsu) ------- Well, now I have to sketch a cod in a circle, with it's fins in the various stages of extension. Thanks for that...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:21 PM (UiRxW)

567 I've stepped-away from my pedantic nature,* but Average Guy is correct. *Oxford Comma*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:21 PM (Ckg4U)

568 When I was still a bookseller, there were two books I refused to order, much less carry: The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey and The Anarchist 's Cookbook. I felt that The Satanic Bible was a gateway book, leading people, especially the "cool" kids, to the really ugly stuff. And the Anarchist's Cookbook was reputed to have a wealth of misinformation. I didn't mind the idiots blowing themselves up; it's just that they too often took innocent bystanders with them and I didn't want the guilt of knowing I was, to all intents and purposes, an accessory before the act. These days, of course, who needs books when you have the internet? And with that, I am off to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 28, 2018 07:22 PM (ZDagw)

569 Anyway, it's lightning, not lightening, dammit! Sorry, can't help it. The campus radio station down here has a blues program from 8 - 11 on Saturdays called "Smokestack Lightnin'" from the Howlin' Wolf song. Their ads say "We spell lightnin' without a "G". I talk back to the radio and ask, "Which one?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:23 PM (HaL55)

570 not lightening, dammit! Sorry, can't help it. Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger ------------ Depends on how close the strike is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:23 PM (I83yK)

571 You'll get more distance with a trebuchet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:25 PM (bsxmd)

572 Odd chrome does not recognize 'trebuchet' as a word. It is more of a word than 'google.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:25 PM (bsxmd)

573 Catapults on the border are "Old."

It's a copyrighted concept of Frank "IMAO" Fleming, inventor of Nuke The Moon. 

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:26 PM (H5rtT)

574 557 Trebuchets on the border? But, BUT!!! ...where would they land? AND ON WHAT??? *swoon* Posted by: SMH imitating someone who pretends to care about slingshotting families back to their country of ori at June 29, 2018 12:17 AM (bIS0g) Trebuchets are cool.

Posted by: The Warring Medieval Hat at June 28, 2018 07:26 PM (itfg0)

575 Night Deplorable Lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:26 PM (bsxmd)

576 You'll get more distance with a trebuchet. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 12:25 AM (bsxmd) --------- Altitude > distance

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:26 PM (hq7zy)

577 Depends on how close the strike is. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 12:23 AM (I83yK) Hah!

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 07:26 PM (LMcFk)

578 G'Night, Deplorable Lady!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

579 You'll get more distance with a trebuchet. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop ----------- Especially if there's lightening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:27 PM (I83yK)

580 Altitude > distance Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 12:26 AM (hq7zy) Well, that's kind of how you get more distance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:28 PM (bsxmd)

581 So, Harlan Ellison died. I'm old enough to remember when he was one of the bold young writers of sci-fi. The "Dangerous Visions" anthologies, which he edited, had some outstanding writing. RIP.

Posted by: Brown Line at June 28, 2018 07:28 PM (S6ArX)

582 Shout out to Insomniac, if he's lurking. Miss ya man, hope all is well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards [/b] [/i] at June 28, 2018 07:29 PM (xJa6I)

583 I cracked fifty four walnuts between my buttcheeks while watching congressional testimony and annotating my reactions on my journal

Posted by: Jack Shitlord at June 28, 2018 07:29 PM (63p/V)

584 Altitude > distance Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 12:26 AM (hq7zy) ------ +1

Posted by: Werner von Braun at June 28, 2018 07:29 PM (UiRxW)

585 There are two types of people:  those who like the Oxford comma, morons and pedants.

--messaged my kid, an EE who can do Latin, to me.

I replied: "Those who, like the Oxford, comma morons and pedants."

Haven't heard back.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:30 PM (H5rtT)

586 "Altitude > distance" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 12:26 AM (hq7zy) "Well, that's kind of how you get more distance." -Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 12:28 AM (bsxmd) Gives new meaning to "The Arc of History". ...try the steak.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:30 PM (Ckg4U)

587 Well, now I have to sketch a cod in a circle, with it's fins in the various stages of extension. Thanks for that... Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2018 12:21 AM (UiRxW) Fish Pi. What, 325 f at 30 minutes, or ??? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 07:30 PM (QzJWU)

588 The Anarchist Cookbook ended up online, yes. I did enough GCSE Chemistry (got an A in it!) to suspect it was a CIA glow-in-the-dark front. Apply pretty much any of it according to directions, and you will suffer a work accident. I suppose it's more dangerous in the hands of a competent chemist (past GCSE) who knows to fix its bugs... As for the Satanic Bible, that one was a colossal wank put to paper.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 07:31 PM (6FqZa)

589 Posted by: Werner von Braun at June 29, 2018 12:29 AM (UiRxW -------- Heh. Aiming for the stars, but sometimes hitting London.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:31 PM (hq7zy)

590 The Oxford comma is what separates us from the animals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:31 PM (HaL55)

591 *SHUT UP!* Mollie Hemingway is on, fags.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:32 PM (Ckg4U)

592 Fish Pi. What, 325 f at 30 minutes, or ??? ---- And this is why I come here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:33 PM (UiRxW)

593 You may now commence your usual fuckery.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

594 The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

595 >> Corn tassels are known to excite atmospheric discharges. I'm pretty sure. Maybe. Well, in a corn field, they're going to be the highest things around, and are sort of sharp and pointed, so a ground streamer will almost certainly originate from their if one forms in the corn field. And, and inner tube protect you? Well, lightning can jump miles, a little piece of rubber is not going to make it blink. Indeed 7200V from phase to ground on a local distribution line can do a nice number on a tires. A lineman showed me a burned spot on their truck's tires where they had a little mishap with the bucket truck. The tires sunk up in soft ground before they got their grounds tied to the truck frame, somehow, and let the bucket arm hit a phase. Not enough current flowed to trip anything, and they happened to see the arcing. There was little burned spot on the tire where the current flowed into the dirt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 07:35 PM (8O3HH)

596 594 The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:34 AM (fuK7c) --------- What are your thoughts on colons?

Posted by: Katie Couric at June 28, 2018 07:35 PM (hq7zy)

597 "The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on." -Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:34 AM (fuK7c) I'm going with "What is abortion?", Alex.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:36 PM (Ckg4U)

598 Someone's a wound-up pup tonight...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:36 PM (e9G8E)

599 Richard Goodstein gets douchnozzlier by the day.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:36 PM (e7oj4)

600 I'm not sold on this new hash. It doesn't speak to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:37 PM (hq7zy)

601 Second lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a "mall-bought" dress that was "too short and tight" while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 11:33 PM (IqV8l)


Of course.  Everybody's got to be a model, except for Melania, who is shredded or ignored.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 07:37 PM (iTpm7)

602 You can be a bum, an elite, or a super-elite. And the Oxford comma is what makes one super-elite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:38 PM (UiRxW)

603 600 I'm not sold on this new hash. It doesn't speak to me. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 12:37 AM (hq7zy) Kind of High Quality 7-zy, to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:38 PM (bsxmd)

604 Mollie Hemingway is on, fags.Mollie Hemingway is on fags.Mollie, Hemingway is on fags.

Those may be Cantabrigian commas.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:38 PM (H5rtT)

605
Not enough current flowed to trip anything, and they happened to see the arcing. There was little burned spot on the tire where the current flowed into the dirt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH)


I think they make tires to be conductive because otherwise you get a static shock when you get out of the car.

There was a while when this was happening to everyone I knew for a dry winter, then it stopped.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 07:38 PM (2K6fY)

606 Miley and Ladyl. You two are bad girls. You need some attention. Now. If only you were not so far away. It's the stuff dreams are made of.

Posted by: Winston at June 28, 2018 11:49 PM (wgCUV)


How far away are we?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 07:39 PM (iTpm7)

607 If anyone missed it, Tucker's re-run is about to have the LV lawyer showing the footage of the cops just waiting in the halls while the lunatic was still shooting. She alleges this is the reason for the cover-up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 07:39 PM (8O3HH)

608 Kind of High Quality 7-zy, to me. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 12:38 AM (bsxmd) ------- Oh yeah. How could I have missed that. *edges warily toward nearest door*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:39 PM (hq7zy)

609 The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:34 AM (fuK7c) Indeed.

Posted by: Eats, shoots, and leaves at June 28, 2018 07:40 PM (e7oj4)

610 *RUNS IN CIRCLES*

...*falls over*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 28, 2018 11:43 PM (Ckg4U)


You tripped over it, didn't you?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 28, 2018 07:40 PM (iTpm7)

611 How far away are we? Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 12:39 AM (iTpm7) Wherever you go, there you are.

Posted by: Buckaroo Bonzai at June 28, 2018 07:41 PM (bsxmd)

612 Just got home from seeing Book of Mormon. LOL LOL LOL And it's the third time we've been

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 07:41 PM (mMeIQ)

613 "Altitude > distance" ------------- Ah. Time for my favorite excerpt from 'Tristram Shandy'. Mike Hammer's Cat is named for Tristram's Uncle Toby. Without going into great detail, Uncle Toby was wounded (upon his groin) by a cannon ball and, years later, has set out to figure out where the gun was sited. Wall-O-Text Warning: Towards the beginning of the third year, which was in August, ninety-nine, my uncle Toby found it necessary to understand a little of projectiles:—and having judged it best to draw his knowledge from the fountain-head, he began with N. Tartaglia, who it seems was the first man who detected the imposition of a cannon-ball’s doing all that mischief under the notion of a right line—This N. Tartaglia proved to my uncle Toby to be an impossible thing. ——Endless is the search of Truth. No sooner was my uncle Toby satisfied which road the cannon-ball did not go, but he was insensibly led on, and resolved in his mind to enquire and find out which road the ball did go: For which purpose he was obliged to set off afresh with old Maltus, and studied him devoutly.—He proceeded next to Galileo and Torricellius, wherein, by certain Geometrical rules, infallibly laid down, he found the precise part to be a Parabola—or else an Hyperbola,—and that the parameter, or latus rectum, of the conic section of the said path, was to the quantity and amplitude in a direct ratio, as the whole line to the sine of double the angle of incidence, formed by the breech upon an horizontal plane;—and that the semiparameter,——stop! my dear uncle Toby——stop!—go not one foot farther into this thorny and bewildered track,—intricate are the steps! intricate are the mazes of this labyrinth! intricate are the troubles which the pursuit of this bewitching phantom Knowledge will bring upon thee.—O my uncle;—fly—fly, fly from it as from a serpent.——Is it fit——good-natured man! thou should’st sit up, with the wound upon thy groin, whole nights baking thy blood with hectic watchings?——Alas! ’twill exasperate thy symptoms,—check thy perspirations—evaporate thy spirits—waste thy animal strength,—dry up thy radical moisture, bring thee into a costive habit of body,——impair thy health,——and hasten all the infirmities of thy old age.——O my uncle! my uncle Toby.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 07:42 PM (0+2a1)

614 The Oxford comma sure gets a lot of air time on the ONT. If you're ever at the University of Oxford, go to the Bodleian Library. There, in a glass case in a small nook off the main lobby, they have the Oxford comma on public display. Highly recommended if you're into that sort of stuff. Almost up there with the Book of Kells at the Trinity University library, but with fewer crowds.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 07:42 PM (LMcFk)

615 "And, and inner tube protect you? Well, lightning can jump miles, a little piece of rubber is not going to make it blink." Well, of course I know this now, but when I was 6 I didn't, so the illusion of safety allowed me to fully enjoy the thunder and lightning. I don't know what my parents were thinking.

Posted by: girldog at June 28, 2018 07:42 PM (g5YYQ)

616 Those may be Cantabrigian commas. How do the Brits come up with adjectives of that sort? Cantabridgian for Cambridge? Things pertaining to Shaw are called Shavian. (I have taken to referring to JackStraw's theories as Stravian). Are there rules, or is this something you're just supposed to know?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 07:42 PM (fuK7c)

617 The LV shooting is Exhibit A of why conspiracy theories exist.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:43 PM (e7oj4)

618 "You tripped over it, didn't you?" -Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 12:40 AM (iTpm7) I trip over a lot of shit these days.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Ckg4U)

619 594 The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:34 AM (fuK7c) Hello!

Posted by: Jamiw Lee Curtis at June 28, 2018 07:43 PM (Q9ugn)

620 597 "The Oxford comma is the most significant issue I've ever changed my mind on." -Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:34 AM (fuK7c) --- Wish I could say the same. In any case, interestin' hash.

Posted by: SMH imitating someone who pretends to care about slingshotting families back to their country of ori at June 28, 2018 07:43 PM (bIS0g)

621 612 Just got home from seeing Book of Mormon. LOL LOL LOL And it's the third time we've been Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 29, 2018 12:41 AM (mMeIQ) -------- Then you should know by now that you don't fuck the baby.

Posted by: Joseph Smith at June 28, 2018 07:45 PM (hq7zy)

622 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 12:42 AM


Now, that there is some authentic frontier gibberish!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:45 PM (e9G8E)

623 Almost up there with the Book of Kells at the Trinity University library, but with fewer crowds. Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 12:42 AM (LMcFk) --My favorite part of Trinity College was the humble memorial to the Student T-test.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:45 PM (e7oj4)

624 617 The LV shooting is Exhibit A of why conspiracy theories exist. Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 12:43 AM (e7oj4) Yes. Has ANY more info come out in the, what, 6-7 months since it happened?

Posted by: Buckaroo Bonzai at June 28, 2018 07:45 PM (bsxmd)

625 Stupid phone posting unforced error.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 07:45 PM (Q9ugn)

626 Second lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a "mall-bought" dress that was "too short and tight" while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June well, you know, it was petty hideous, the whole outfit. we played rough with the obama's, so. pink manslayer sandal is usually a no no. you should post pics when you do these stories so everyone gets to judge. https://tinyurl.com/ybm5xusj

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (MTjB1)

627 Off, Peter Weller sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (bsxmd)

628 Are there rules, or is this something you're just supposed to know? Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:42 AM


The adjectives come from the latinised form of the name...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (e9G8E)

629 How do the Brits come up with adjectives of that sort? Cantabridgian for Cambridge? Things pertaining to Shaw are called Shavian. (I have taken to referring to JackStraw's theories as Stravian). Are there rules, or is this something you're just supposed to know? Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:42 AM (fuK7c) --Oxford = Oxonian Halifax = Haligonian Maine = Down Easter

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (e7oj4)

630 Not enough current flowed to trip anything, and they happened to see the arcing. There was little burned spot on the tire where the current flowed into the dirt. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 12:35 AM (8O3HH) Tires, these days, are deliberately made to be slightly conductive. Used to be, vehicles could build up a pretty good static charge, just rolling down the road. I remember seeing toll booths with wire wands sticking up out of the pavement, so that toll collectors would not get shocks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (a2xQ5)

631 I am more interested in the Oxford Enema...

Posted by: Hope Solos at June 28, 2018 07:46 PM (UFLLM)

632 Bacon et al. Latined-up English to make it a usable language for scientific and mathematical papers.   It was an awful blow to Latin,  but took its toll on English too.

It's not really an "Oxford" comma, you know.   It's "Oxonian."

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 07:47 PM (H5rtT)

633 https://tinyurl.com/ybm5xusj Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1) Yeah, I am not a fashion critic, but that dress pattern looks... unfortunate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:48 PM (bsxmd)

634 Oh Joseph Smith......ROFL

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 07:48 PM (mMeIQ)

635 Maine = Down Easter Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 12:46 AM


I prefer "maineiac"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:48 PM (e9G8E)

636 Yes. Has ANY more info come out in the, what, 6-7 months since it happened? Posted by: Buckaroo Bonzai at June 29, 2018 12:45 AM (bsxmd) ----- I saw an article by Loomer where she claims dispatch records describe three! women in the room when the police arrived...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (UiRxW)

637 Trump met with 3 Dems re SCOTUS - Heitkamp, Manchin, Donnelly (that's the guy from IN whose name I couldn't remember), plus some GOP incl. Grassley. And Tester of MT signaled no sympathy for delaying vote, which is his sleazy straddle for the moment (I imagine his polling will decide his vote in the end). So the Undead McCain, Collins, and Murkowski are probably seen as minus votes (well, Undead McCain won't vote, period).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

638 Yes. Has ANY more info come out in the, what, 6-7 months since it happened? Posted by: Buckaroo Bonzai at June 29, 2018 12:45 AM (bsxmd) --It's actually been almost 9 months. That hallway footage was very distressing --*that* was significant.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (e7oj4)

639 I trip over a lot of shit these days. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U) --- Same here... Kids (2 and 4-footed kinds), doggehs, kittehs, chickens, turkeys (4 new biddies as of earlier this week), and a guinea that. will. not. shut. up.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (bIS0g)

640 Yeah, I am not a fashion critic, but that dress pattern looks... unfortunate. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June'' everyone knows color blocking is out now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)

641 Are there rules, or is this something you're just supposed to know?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 12:42 AM (fuK7c)


I think it has something to do with Old English or Saxon declensions or case endings or something equally enthralling and understandable.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 07:49 PM (2K6fY)

642 everyone knows color blocking is out now. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1) I was more thinking that the dress looks like a picture frame for her boobs. Which I am not against, but was probably not the effect she was going for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:50 PM (bsxmd)

643 not sure the criticism is mostly about where the dress was acquired, more about where it was deployed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 07:50 PM (MTjB1)

644 635 Maine = Down Easter Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 12:46 AM I prefer "maineiac"... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 12:48 AM (e9G8E) --Massachusetts = Masshole

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 07:50 PM (e7oj4)

645 >> Tires, these days, are deliberately made to be slightly conductive. I was just reading about that. It seems that some of the newer compounds they started using weren't as conductive as the old ones, so they've been added these special "threads" to increase conductance somewhat. Static with fueling is always a concern. Remember the dangers of those plastic bed liners letting static build and getting a spark when putting fuel in cans in the back of trucks?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 07:51 PM (8O3HH)

646 The Fatassachusetts Turnpike = Masshat Highway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:52 PM (e9G8E)

647 Latined-up English to make it a usable language for scientific and mathematical papers. It was an awful blow to Latin, but took its toll on English too. And on German, at least on written German. Paragraph-long sentences with the verb at the end is how they roll. If I have to pull out a pencil to diagram your fucking sentence, then I'm sorry, but you have failed to deliver a cogent argument.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

648 Remember the dangers of those plastic bed liners letting static build and getting a spark when putting fuel in cans in the back of trucks? ---------- Oh yeah. Who doesn't remember that.

Posted by: Joseph Smith at June 28, 2018 07:52 PM (hq7zy)

649 Off, Lamanite sock!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 07:53 PM (hq7zy)

650 I've no intention of seeing Infinity Wars, so don't worry about spoilers: if Thanos' gauntlet with the stones would kill half of the life in the universe, how did he know that wouldn't include his own? Is that detail covered in the movie? I can imagine Paul Ehrlich using the gauntlet, but not if it were doubtful that his own life would be at risk.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2018 07:54 PM (/qEW2)

651 BTH, Found it!

Twain:

'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.'

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 07:56 PM (2K6fY)

652 karen pence should simply run all her fashion decisions by Melania Trump. she needs to fire one of the sycophants on her staff and hire someone who will tell her when she is doing something stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

653 If I have to pull out a pencil to diagram your fucking sentence, then I'm sorry, but you have failed to deliver a cogent argument. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 12:52 AM (6FqZa) ------ Goering would do that verbally when testifying at Nuremberg, deliberately, to stymie the translators.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 07:56 PM (UiRxW)

654 Static with fueling is always a concern. Remember the dangers of those plastic bed liners letting static build and getting a spark when putting fuel in cans in the back of trucks? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 12:51 AM (8O3HH) Yes. I also remember fuel tanker trucks with a chain dragging on the ground to discharge static buildup. And a cartoon of a fuel tanker driver, next to his chain-equipped truck, talking with a customer, and he has chain dangling from his hip pocket to the ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 07:56 PM (a2xQ5)

655 The Fatassachusetts Turnpike = Masshat Highway...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 12:52 AM


You see, the signs for I-90 in MA have a pilgrim hat on them, or a "masshat"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 28, 2018 07:56 PM (e9G8E)

656 Kindltot - "The Awful German Language", I presume? Was good. Long time since I read it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

657 have any of y'all ever used direct tv now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

658 650 I've no intention of seeing Infinity Wars, so don't worry about spoilers: if Thanos' gauntlet with the stones would kill half of the life in the universe, how did he know that wouldn't include his own? Is that detail covered in the movie? I can imagine Paul Ehrlich using the gauntlet, but not if it were doubtful that his own life would be at risk. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 12:54 AM (/qEW2) I do not know about the current incarnation, but IIRC, the storyline from when I was a teenager was that Thanos wanted to kill half of all life in the galaxy as a gift to the personification of Death (female) in order to gain her favor. This actually sounds about as good as what I have seen about his movie motivations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 07:58 PM (bsxmd)

659 Mrs. Pence's dress looks like something a TV weather girl would wear. Not particularly offensive, but she could do better. Apparently, to some people, it's enough to spark WWIII. Of course, Moochelle was regularly razzed for her style or lack thereof, here and elsewhere. But then she was lauded by the MSM as some sort of fashion icon, which she clearly wasn't.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 07:58 PM (LMcFk)

660 I thought it was, but no, it is from Connecticut Yankee, which I am sad to say I have not yet read.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2018 07:58 PM (2K6fY)

661 Oh Cicero it was you! Very funny

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 07:58 PM (mMeIQ)

662 have any of y'all ever used direct tv now? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1) I use Indirect TV. I let other Morons watch, and then I badmouth the shows based upon their impressions. I save an amazing amount of money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 07:59 PM (a2xQ5)

663 Kindltot - "The Awful German Language", I presume? ------- "I'm not really sure. I had to leave before he got to the verb."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at June 28, 2018 07:59 PM (hq7zy)

664 VT GF Actual has the basic Direct TV package, no premium channels or PPV. It's OK. I, rarely, will turn on Iron Chef or TCM. Listen to the music channels a lot though. I cut the cord years ago and have only DVD at my place.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 28, 2018 07:59 PM (UFLLM)

665 Helicopters can pick up a lot of static as well, and I've read of people getting injured and even killed from a massive discharge. IIRC, one involved a helicopter landing on a ship. You need to make good electrical contact before you touch anything or get out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:00 PM (8O3HH)

666 have any of y'all ever used direct tv now? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1) ---- Yeah. I like it. I do the $50 for the sports, but if you don't care about that, you can buy the cheap seats. $35, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:00 PM (UiRxW)

667 LOL.... so Red Hen's website has been hacked... Sending people Viagra ads... As was postulated in the movie 'Oh God'.... God is a comedienne playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh...

Posted by: Don Q at June 28, 2018 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

668 In Helo hoist ops you always let the penetrator or whatever touch the ground before touching it.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 28, 2018 08:01 PM (UFLLM)

669 Kindltot, I'll remember that one, thank you.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 08:01 PM (6FqZa)

670 Y.D., there's film on UToob of the trial for the Malmedy massacre during the Battle of the Bulge, trial was held at Dachau. Peiper, the star/ranking defendant, spoke excellent English. There are a few times in the footage of him being questioned when you can see him holding back from helping/correcting the interpreter (into English), or impatiently waiting for the interpreter (from English).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 08:01 PM (QDnY+)

671 It's not really an "Oxford" comma, you know. It's "Oxonian." Posted by: Stringer Davis -------------- Point of order. The Oxford Comma is so named because of the Oxford University Press, which is different than Oxford University, thus 'Oxonian' probably does not apply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2018 08:02 PM (Coh3a)

672 IIRC, one involved a helicopter landing on a ship. You need to make good electrical contact before you touch anything or get out. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 01:00 AM (8O3HH) Was dropped onto a Submarine once from a helicopter... Yes... you grounded out the bird before you started transferring anything...

Posted by: Don Q at June 28, 2018 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

673 As to the Vegas shooter's relative lethality. Let's imagine, morbidly, that he had topped off the tanks to his Cessna 152, an admittedly "pedestrian" grade of civil aircraft. Flying into the crowd at a shallow dive, let's say about a three-degree final... with full tanks and no flare to landing... think he would've killed far more than the 58 accounted for from the "sniper's perch?" I'm thinking about 200 to 300 dead from the above scenario, minimum. If running up the score was the goal, this was well within his grasp. Funny though, how all the anti-gun propaganda from 'Vegas suddenly STOPPED, as if a billion voices cried out at once, in sudden anguish? What, I heard that line somewhere once, before. Why you judge me like that, brah? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 08:03 PM (QzJWU)

674 Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 01:01 AM (QDnY+) ----- Awesome! I'll check it out. Sneaky Fritz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:04 PM (UiRxW)

675 Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2018 01:03 AM (QzJWU) ----- I think he planned to survive. At least for a lot longer than he did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:06 PM (UiRxW)

676 Peiper was sentenced to death, that was commuted, he didn't serve that much time - and went to work for VW, I think. Anyway, killed in 1976 at his country house in France by I believe as yet unknown assailants. Pretty amazing tale.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 08:07 PM (QDnY+)

677 I thought it was, but no, it is from Connecticut Yankee, which I am sad to say I have not yet read. I've been on a Twain kick the last, say, decade. Since I was 19. He's hit and miss, but his hits are awesome and his misses are not bad. I'm reading Roughing It now. Connecticut Yankee is really good. Every now and then he breaks the fourth wall and says "this is how you should run a government". He's anti-monarchy and anti-royalty the way he is in Huck Finn, but he goes the extra mile to being almost prescriptively libertarian.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

678 Lots of content and comments... One of the dominate themes seems to be hand jobs which puzzles me, same goes for bjs. As a man, I find nothing more pleasurable than the low fiction of a sopping wet vagina. Face to face with me or her on top. It has worked for nearly 50 years, I think me and the Missus are onto something good.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 28, 2018 08:08 PM (t78V7)

679 Point of order. The Oxford Comma is so named because of the Oxford University Press, which is different than Oxford University, thus 'Oxonian' probably does not apply. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 01:02 AM (Coh3a) --Oxford is a town, not just the university.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 08:08 PM (e7oj4)

680 That reminds of me of working on very HV transmission lines. You know 750kV big boys and that class. One method is via helicopter. You drop a little work platform down to the line and work it hot. Now here, rather than grounding, you "hot" it. You want to get the helicopter and work platform to the same potential as the hot phase. And it's quite tricky. They slowly approach the phase with a little "wand". This will draw a slight arc, and make sure it directs that first arc to the wand. Note this is just charging current. But it would be enough to kill a man. Now, they draw an arc, then touch the wand to the phase and hold it. They then attach a clamp to the platform, holding it equipotential with the phase. There are other approaches, but the above is the safest and easiest.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:09 PM (8O3HH)

681 Point of order. The Oxford Comma is so named because of the Oxford University Press, which is different than Oxford University, thus 'Oxonian' probably does not apply. Point of order. I was raised to say "different from" rather than "different than". I'm not technically sure why.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:09 PM (fuK7c)

682 OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 28, 2018 08:10 PM (HaL55)

683 Every now and then he breaks the fourth wall and says "this is how you should run a government". He's anti-monarchy and anti-royalty the way he is in Huck Finn, but he goes the extra mile to being almost prescriptively libertarian. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 01:07 AM (fuK7c) --His biography of (Saint) Joan of Arc is in my short reading list, waiting in my Kindle.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 08:11 PM (e7oj4)

684 Yeah. I like it. I do the $50 for the sports, but if you don't care about that, you can buy the cheap seats. $35, I think. thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 08:11 PM (MTjB1)

685 Different than Oxford University,  or different from Oxford University?

There is a river, once called the Granta.   Because there is a town of Cambridge on it, they started calling it the Cam because there must have been a bridge across....    No other reason for calling the river that.   Goddam power of higher education.

I'm not aware of "Prairie Fire" being applied to anything other than burning grasslands before William Jennings Bryan.   It may also apply to anyone else from Wahoo, Nebraska.  "Romantic" Hanson, Daryl Zanuck.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 08:11 PM (H5rtT)

686 use Indirect TV. I let other Morons watch, and then I badmouth the shows based upon their impressions. I save an amazing amount of money. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

687 One of the dominate themes seems to be hand jobs which puzzles me, same goes for bjs. As a man, I find nothing more pleasurable than the low fiction of a sopping wet vagina. Face to face with me or her on top. It has worked for nearly 50 years, I think me and the Missus are onto something good. Posted by: colfax mingo at June 29, 2018 01:08 AM (t78V7) --- Alrighty then... *fans self* brb

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 08:12 PM (bIS0g)

688 I'm not aware of "Prairie Fire" being applied to anything other than burning grasslands before William Jennings Bryan. It may also apply to anyone else from Wahoo, Nebraska. "Romantic" Hanson, Daryl Zanuck. ------ Now how about a lesson in the etiology of "dumpster fire"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:13 PM (hq7zy)

689 IIRC, one involved a helicopter landing on a ship. You need to make good electrical contact before you touch anything or get out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 01:00 AM (8O3HH)



Helo static always made conducting HIFRs have a bit of a pucker factor.


Helicopter In-Flight Refueling:  https://youtu.be/m0vr6OfNKTM


Posted by: Bert G at June 28, 2018 08:13 PM (yzxic)

690 Anyway, killed in 1976 at his country house in France by I believe as yet unknown assailants. Pretty amazing tale. Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 01:07 AM (QDnY+) ---- The French hunted Klaus Barbie for a long, long time, too. The Butcher of Lyon, and all. That's a pretty amazing tale, as well. And yet, Mattel still hasn't made a Klaus Barbie doll. Go figure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:13 PM (UiRxW)

691 WeirdDave, Sorry about the series sweep. After the Boston-NY steamrollering, we all know Seattle has no chance.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 28, 2018 08:15 PM (Zskvw)

692 And yet, Mattel still hasn't made a Klaus Barbie doll. Go figure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2018 01:13 AM (UiRxW) -------- "Math and genocide are hard."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:15 PM (hq7zy)

693 ...Now, they draw an arc, then touch the wand to the phase and hold it. They then attach a clamp to the platform, holding it equipotential with the phase. There are other approaches, but the above is the safest and easiest. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 01:09 AM I have witnessed this several times, in reference to the High Tension lines which bring Teh Power from the Mainland onto this here Island. As I have observed, and been informed, they have to clean off the dust which has been adhered to the insulators due to the humid, salty air. If they don't do that periodically, the resultant build up of dust, salt and grime becomes sufficiently conductive as to result in... "Insulator? What insulator? I don't see no insulator here?". *arc* *line fault* *breaker fault* *transformer fault* *blackout* I ever meet those helicopter crews, I'm buying 'em a beer if I've got more than a buck in my pockets. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

694 *waves at westminsterdogshow like Forrest Gump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)

695 So I'm googling Peiper and Malmedy as part of my ONT continuing ed requirements. I have to say "Walloon" is a silly, silly word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:17 PM (fuK7c)

696 Peiper went back to his job...at Porsche!

Elsenborn, Belgium is in a German-speaking canton of Belgium.   We don't talk about it a lot, but the language differences in Belgium are a heavy dividing line.

With a bunch of B.o'B. veterans, some of whom had been the witnesses for the Malmedy massacre,  I got told off by a tavern-keeper in that town, because "Peiper was not a killer."

That was quite a trip.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 08:19 PM (H5rtT)

697 Now how about a lesson in the etiology of "dumpster fire"? No thanks, 8 years was enough.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 08:20 PM (JGBbg)

698 Ahem, etymology.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 08:20 PM (LMcFk)

699 I've seen footage of those dudes dangling from helicopters with their Ground Lines (poles) in hand. I used to be a roller-coaster-riding daredevil but that shit scares the shit out of me. I've always had a healthy fear of electricity, but I don't deal with it anymore after catching a 220 at the tanning salon and being knocked-out for God knows how long after hours. *wipes hands* I can still feel and smell my teeth smoking. ~Barely an exaggeration.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

700 That dress hou ha is just a class thing. If you live in the midwest or any semi rural area, that's what women wear. Now if you're used to living with the "Elites" you dress better than that, but she's from Indiana. It would be nice if she could get Melania to give her a hand picking out some clothes sometime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 08:22 PM (V2Yro)

701 either way.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 08:23 PM (JGBbg)

702 Wait. What about entomology?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:23 PM (hq7zy)

703 What dress hou ha? We're over 700, you can't just say "read the thread".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)

704 Wait. What about entomology? The dumpster fire kills all of those.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 08:24 PM (JGBbg)

705 Wait. What about entomology? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 01:23 AM (hq7zy) Now you're just trying to bug me!

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 08:24 PM (LMcFk)

706 It would be nice if she could get Melania to give her a hand picking out some clothes sometime. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 29, 2018 01:22 AM (V2Yro) -------- Or maybe Mooch could help out. I crack myself up sometimes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:24 PM (hq7zy)

707 "Math and genocide are hard." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 01:15 AM (hq7zy) ---- Yeah, I can swallow the bitter pill of Peenemunde, in light of von Braun's contributions to our national defense against the Communists. But, Barbie's crimes were too immense to be offset by his undeniable skill as a spyhunter. I've never been able to countenance our extended protection of that animal, even as he committed war crimes for many more years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:25 PM (UiRxW)

708 What dress hou ha? The Second Lady not dressing like a Hollywood starlet, or something.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 08:25 PM (JGBbg)

709 I met Mrs Pence once, at a shooting match, when Mike was Gov. Ind.

She's a lot of fun and does not care what she wears.  A Midwesterner.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 08:25 PM (H5rtT)

710 "Wait. What about entomology?" -Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 01:23 AM (hq7zy) Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:26 PM (Ckg4U)

711 I've always had a healthy fear of electricity, but I don't deal with it anymore after catching a 220 at the tanning salon and being knocked-out for God knows how long after hours. *wipes hands* I can still feel and smell my teeth smoking. ~Barely an exaggeration. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 01:22 AM (Ckg4U) Try... Main Bang, SPS - 40 Air Search Radar power supply. I should be dead. I have no idea how long I was out, and still have some nerve damage in my hand. That and a couple of motor cycle accidents... oh... and getting shot and surviving... tells me someone somewhere may have a purpose for me.

Posted by: Don Q at June 28, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)

712 And yet, Mattel still hasn't made a Klaus Barbie doll. Go figure. Toy plastic cylinder of Zyklon B sold separately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2018 08:26 PM (eMKNe)

713 She's a lot of fun and does not care what she wears. A Midwesterner. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 29, 2018 01:25 AM (H5rtT) ------- So did you suggest a bustier and fishnet stockings?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:26 PM (hq7zy)

714 I got taught how to work with electricity by an old guy at the shop I worked at when I was young by an old man, an electrician who everyone called "Mr. Sparky". I remember one of the things he taught me was to always check for a charge with the back of your hand - that way if you got shocked and your muscles clenched, the reaction would snatch your hand away from the electricity. He would even practice it on a live wire to show some of us. His hands shook all the time, from doing that way too much I think. That wasn't the worst part, the worst part is that I think he had gotten to where he liked it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 08:27 PM (V2Yro)

715 I met Mrs Pence once, at a shooting match, when Mike was Gov. Ind. She's a lot of fun and does not care what she wears. A Midwesterner. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June why do you want to go and insult everyone in the midwest like that? I grew up in the midwest and know lots of people that know better than to wear that dress. women too. you think they don't have access to stores besides target in the midwest?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

716 you think they don't have access to stores besides target in the midwest? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 01:27 AM (MTjB1) -------- Dollar Tree?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2018 08:28 PM (hq7zy)

717 Hello gump! I mean Slap! How goes it? How is Mom?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 08:28 PM (mMeIQ)

718 I'm off to the snoozer, Horde. Y'all kill Nazis for me, in my dreams. Cause dead Nazis are never the stuff of nightmare fuel. The more dead Nazis, the better, far as I'm concerned. Von Braun could've been axed after Apollo 11, for all I care. Operation Paperclip was all about Usefulness. And after that usefulness was expended? Macht Nicht, bay bee. /rant Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 28, 2018 08:29 PM (QzJWU)

719 the worst part is that I think he had gotten to where he liked it. He got a charge out of it? Got him all amped up?

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2018 08:29 PM (JGBbg)

720 "Try... Main Bang, SPS - 40 Air Search Radar power supply. I should be dead. I have no idea how long I was out, and still have some nerve damage in my hand. That and a couple of motor cycle accidents... oh... and getting shot and surviving... tells me someone somewhere may have a purpose for me." -Posted by: Don Q at June 29, 2018 01:26 AM (NgKpN) Not a contest Mr. Quixote, but you win. I still don't go near an electrical box, lest my life depends upon it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

721 Dollar Tree? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June sure they have dollar tree, she got one of those shoes there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

722 G'Night, Jim Sunk New Dawn!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)

723 That wasn't the worst part, the worst part is that I think he had gotten to where he liked it. I snorfled at that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:30 PM (fuK7c)

724 716 you think they don't have access to stores besides target in the midwest? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 01:27 AM In the midwest, target is pronounced "Tar-JAY". That's way upper end stuff there, much nicer than is worn by the Walmart crowd.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 08:32 PM (V2Yro)

725 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 08:32 PM (mMeIQ)

726 Niters, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 08:32 PM (a2xQ5)

727 WDS!!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

728 "Hello gump! I mean Slap! How goes it? How is Mom?" -Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 29, 2018 01:28 AM (mMeIQ) Out of I.C.U. on Monday, transferred to rehab yesterday, still needs speech and motor rehab. Can't pronounce words, can't write, but it is better than it was last week. One day at a time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:34 PM (Ckg4U)

729 Night, Jim. I'm up there wooded hill to Bedfordshire, myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:34 PM (UiRxW)

730 I was looking for some videos I remember seeing of this EHV helicopter work. Here's a short one of a lineman with his bonding wand showing the charging current arc. Note he's sitting on a hot phase by himself and the chopper is coming to pick him up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cx-eOUjNPE Note that is a low current arc. But that current would be more than enough to kill you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:34 PM (8O3HH)

731 The*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:34 PM (UiRxW)

732 Slap.....been praying and thinking about her and you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 28, 2018 08:35 PM (mMeIQ)

733 Thank you, westminsterdogshow. You know I appreciate it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:36 PM (Ckg4U)

734 Here's a video of them transferring a two-man crew to a 500kV line via chopper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NEAEGeFIw Note how they approach with the wand, drawing an arc, make contact, transfer, then hold the wand out as the chopper pulls away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:37 PM (8O3HH)

735 I would normally vote for that, were it not for the fact that PDT is occasionally borrowing ideas from that and turning the ideas around on them.

He is using their book against them. And he is winning big time while doing so.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 11:52 PM (I16G

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so Donald Trump is actually the reincarnation of General George S Patton Jr.?

that would explain many things.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 08:37 PM (LHQ0m)

736 ..."Note that is a low current arc. But that current would be more than enough to kill you." -Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 01:34 AM (8O3HH) That shit scares the shit out of me now.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:39 PM (Ckg4U)

737 Stringer, that's quite the story - and indeed must have been quite the trip. Re Peiper, there is that incident (forget the town - near the high-water mark for his Kampfgruppe at the Bulge) where the local mayor came up and described how the locals had cared for a downed Luftwaffe reconnaissance crew - and no civilians were killed. But one suspects that a guy doesn't become the star of the "blowtorch battalion" - on the eastern front - without having pretty dirty hands.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

738 time for bed for me too. If you peek outside you will not only see a wonderful full moon but you'll also see a brilliant and bright red Mars rising in the east. Worth a look; Mars is at the closest approach to Earth that it ever makes, and because of that this is the brightest Mars has been to us in 15 years. Worth a peek! and Jupiter is on the other side of sky now, with Saturn about in the middle. A nice night for planet-gazing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 08:40 PM (V2Yro)

739 that would explain many things. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2018 01:37 AM (LHQ0m) ------ Hm. You have a point. Both men seemed to live for conflict and conquest for their own self-evident sake. Anyway, now I'm sleeping. For reals this time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 08:41 PM (UiRxW)

740 G'Night, Tom Servo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:42 PM (Ckg4U)

741 So, granted that the Annapolis shooting was a personal grudge by a madman which has nothing to do with politics, I'm curious if anyone has uncovered any troll-worthy facts about the shooter anyway, just so we can taunt the Left with them. He looks like a grunge-Satanist, for starters. And he has an Hispanic last name. So he's already a good candidate to be a registered Democrat. What else do we know about him (aside from the stalking and shooting and lawsuits and so forth), regardless of how irrelevant they may be?

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 08:43 PM (c+2jX)

742 Next time we go round-and-round about Who Can't Make Me Put on A Necktie, or Why I Can Go Out in My Jammie-Pants if I Damnwell Fell like It,  I will be sure to remind a couple folks here about their high sartorial standards. 


George Roby Dempster was mayor and city manager of Knoxville, an irascible old-fashioned Democrat, and partner with his brothers in a railroad construction company.   He invented the "Dempster-Dumpster."

The ones I remember had a quarter-circle rocker and a series of studs and holes that kept them locked from dumping until you were ready.   They were almost always mounted on bare truck frames, and were often loaded with scrap metal.   These modern Waste Management things must weigh about a third as much.

We had a mistaken folk etymology around here, because there used to be a truck-body maker named Dempsey, and it just did not make sense that they would not make the Dempster Dumpster.  But, they didn't.  

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 28, 2018 08:44 PM (H5rtT)

743 That chopper pilot has to be a freaking Pro as well, Publius. Holding one of those things steady in risky situations isn't exactly grilling onions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)

744 Now, this demonstrates the difficulty in interrupting HV. Note that arc was drawn simply from the charging current of the line downstream. It was not under load. That's a wispy low current arc. A high current arc, well, that would saturate the light sensors in the camera. :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5UXvMTNVo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:45 PM (8O3HH)

745
Hm. You have a point. Both men seemed to live for conflict and conquest for their own self-evident sake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2018 01:41 AM (UiRxW)
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i disagree: both fought/fight for their country, both for the love of it, and for the love of the contest.

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 08:45 PM (LHQ0m)

746 Zombie! Is that your pic in your name there?

Posted by: The Gimp at June 28, 2018 08:46 PM (fOwxf)

747 -Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2018 01:43 AM (c+2jX) *Oof!* Making them live by their own rules is going to suck for them. Take 'em to task, zombie. I wish I could help, but I'm dealing with a lot of shit right now.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:47 PM (Ckg4U)

748 The ones I remember had a quarter-circle rocker and a series of studs and holes that kept them locked from dumping until you were ready. They were almost always mounted on bare truck frames, and were often loaded with scrap metal. These modern Waste Management things must weigh about a third as much. We had a mistaken folk etymology around here, because there used to be a truck-body maker named Dempsey, and it just did not make sense that they would not make the Dempster Dumpster. But, they didn't. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 29, 2018 01:44 AM (H5rtT) I remember seeing those, and perhaps they are still used in the scrap metal business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 08:48 PM (a2xQ5)

749 Here's the other approach, not bonding, but just using insulating suits (with inner conductors to provide a Faraday cage effect for the lineman. Note them drawing arcs to their gloves. Again, these are very low current charging current arcs from equalizing the potential. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW-yzxEF4G4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:49 PM (8O3HH)

750 He looks like a grunge-Satanist, for starters. And he has an Hispanic last name. So he's already a good candidate to be a registered Democrat. What else do we know about him (aside from the stalking and shooting and lawsuits and so forth), regardless of how irrelevant they may be? Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2018 01:43 AM (c+2jX) --Lawdy, how I would so love to run with any of that.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 08:50 PM (e7oj4)

751 746 Zombie! Is that your pic in your name there? Posted by: The Gimp at June 29, 2018 01:46 AM (fOwxf) *clears throat* http://www.zombietime.com/zombie5.jpg

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 28, 2018 08:50 PM (Q9ugn)

752 We had a mistaken folk etymology around here, because there used to be a truck-body maker named Dempsey, and it just did not make sense that they would not make the Dempster Dumpster. But, they didn't. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 29, 2018 01:44 AM (H5rtT) --When I was a tyke, they were Demsty Dumpsters.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 08:52 PM (e7oj4)

753 746 Zombie! Is that your pic in your name there? Posted by: The Gimp That's for you to decide. *clears throat* http://www.zombietime.com/zombie5.jpg Posted by: MC Honey Mustard That's my older sister.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 08:54 PM (c+2jX)

754 Shit, publius... in any I.R., U.V. or Night-Vision footage, you can see the energy generated at the tips of the helo-wings. There is only one rule in electricity... Don't become the ground. I still won't touch anything over 110 anymore. I also will not take a shower during thunderstorms. Your drain is a ground. You're standing in an excellent conductor. --Fuck that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:54 PM (Ckg4U)

755 Zombie! Is that your pic in your name there? Posted by: The Gimp at June 29, 2018 01:46 AM (fOwxf) *clears throat* zombie is an intentionally disguised persona. I have theories about what's behind it, but you're not going to get any straight answers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)

756 Can I has both?

Posted by: The Gimp at June 28, 2018 08:56 PM (fOwxf)

757 and a guinea that. will. not. shut. up. Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 29, 2018 12:49 AM Well, there's your problem! Guineas are flock birds... Your single bird is lonely! Get a dozen more.

Posted by: Guinea Hen Wrangler [i] at June 28, 2018 08:57 PM (krQRj)

758 I still won't touch anything over 110 anymore. I also will not take a shower during thunderstorms. Your drain is a ground. You're standing in an excellent conductor. --Fuck that. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 01:54 AM (Ckg4U) I has lightning rods. They must work. House has never been struck by lightning. And I am in Alberta's "tornado alley".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 08:57 PM (a2xQ5)

759 Here's another video of a HV lineman playing, at night, to make a really cool arc display from his gloves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fchoI5vpBjE

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

760 "I has lightning rods. They must work. House has never been struck by lightning. And I am in Alberta's "tornado alley"." -Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2018 01:57 AM (a2xQ5) I should install one of those with a copper wire to the ground, but I'm too lazy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 08:59 PM (Ckg4U)

761 I think of that "lightning rod" deal whenever I install Christmas lights, but I've never decided to take on the task.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 09:00 PM (Ckg4U)

762 Anyway, killed in 1976 at his country house in France by I believe as yet unknown assailants. Pretty amazing tale. Posted by: rhomboid Other bastard who skated the noose, Masanobu Tsuji, got disappeared in the jungle.

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2018 09:00 PM (MS0+a)

763 Note, with a proper Tesla coil, you can do the same cool arc displays. You can put thimbles on your fingers and draw long whispy arcs. There's no danger. Until there is. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 09:00 PM (8O3HH)

764 zombie is an intentionally disguised persona.

I have theories about what's behind it, but you're not going to get any straight answers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 01:55 AM (fuK7c)

---
Amen.

OPSEC: Live it. Love it. Be it.

zombie's w*rk is too important to do anything other than support. 

IDGAF one way or the other. all that matters is results.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 09:03 PM (LHQ0m)

765 "Note, with a proper Tesla coil, you can do the same cool arc displays. You can put thimbles on your fingers and draw long whispy arcs. There's no danger. Until there is. :-)" -Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 02:00 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snibt3CNqBA

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 09:03 PM (Ckg4U)

766 Okay... eyes getting droopy. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 28, 2018 09:05 PM (Ckg4U)

767 I should install one of those with a copper wire to the ground, but I'm too lazy. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 29, 2018 01:59 AM (Ckg4U) Mine are bonded together with a braided copper cable about 3/8" in diameter. It's not solid, more like the old "chinese finger trap", a braided tube. Still would pass 500 amps easily enough. And a ground rod at each end of the building. So, not a trivial installation. I paid a pro to do it. Mainly because I don't like clambering about on steep-pitched roofs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 09:05 PM (a2xQ5)

768 Pressure washing the insulators on a 500kV line: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjhjna9jZE Now, note the water has to be completely pure, and therefore non-conducting. This is in England, but note the washer guy is American redneck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)

769 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snibt3CNqBA That is just cool.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 28, 2018 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

770 Goodnight Slap.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 09:11 PM (tA/XW)

771 This is in England, but note the washer guy is American redneck. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 02:05 AM (8O3HH) Probably an illegal... doing the work Englishmen won't do.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 09:11 PM (LMcFk)

772 Many comments, no jokes. Five Year Plan behind Gosplan joke production. Tell again, joke of pig ironic!

Posted by: Miklos, pining for Balaton at June 28, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

773 Well, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2018 09:25 PM (a2xQ5)

774 Night AOP and Slap and anyone I missed while doing work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2018 09:26 PM (bsxmd)

775 I suspect: particularly tricky woman. But not the one in the photo. Gut feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 09:35 PM (UiRxW)

776 How is everyone?

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 09:37 PM (pHfeF)

777 Night AOP and Slap and anyone I missed while doing work. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 02:26 AM (bsxmd) I'm trying to work, too. I'd better check out of the ONT if I hope to get to bed before 1:00. Nite-nite all.

Posted by: Average Guy, Super-Elite Deplorable Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2018 09:37 PM (LMcFk)

778 I see lightning rods get installed occasionally, it ends with a maybe 3/4 " 6' copper rod driven into the ground and a copper cable ran to where you need it

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 09:41 PM (pHfeF)

779 The ONT dies two ways, gradually and then all at once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 10:06 PM (fuK7c)

780 779 The ONT dies two ways, gradually and then all at once. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 29, 2018 03:06 AM (fuK7c) --It's just dormant. Like Kilauea.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2018 10:23 PM (e7oj4)

781 and yo mama.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 10:42 PM (LHQ0m)

782 The ONT dies two ways, gradually and then all at once. Posted by: Bandersnatch Oy! This ONT's not dead! Its only sleepin'!

Posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch, Monty Python [i] at June 28, 2018 10:48 PM (krQRj)

783 How is everyone?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 02:37 AM (pHfeF)
---
abused, unloved, unwanted, ugly, old, crippled, broke, and tired.

you?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 10:57 PM (LHQ0m)

784 i could also use another drink.

BRB

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 10:58 PM (LHQ0m)

785 Same actually.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 10:59 PM (pHfeF)

786 Hot dry one forecasted today. Wishing I bought that box of donuts earlier this week.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:01 PM (pHfeF)

787 well then, cheers!

confusion to our enemies!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 11:02 PM (LHQ0m)

788 "June Gloom" here, at least through mid-week...

typical SoCal.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 11:05 PM (LHQ0m)

789 I have been up 2 hours already, got coffee started

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:08 PM (pHfeF)

790 Don't know that I knew you were in Leftifornia, but then those here now are late to bed ( most) early riser ( me) or insomniacs ( everyone who occasionally pops in)

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:15 PM (pHfeF)

791 Yesterday's commute it was off and on pouring so bad I had the 4wd on, on highway just stayed behind a tractor trailer because you couldn't see 100 feet away.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:19 PM (pHfeF)

792 "June Gloom" here, at least through mid-week... typical SoCal. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2018 04:05 AM (LHQ0m) IIRC, strawberries, lettuce, cabbage and related veggies should grow well in this kind of weather.

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 11:27 PM (tA/XW)

793 Lost Angels native, currently a Valley Dude, like totally.

fer sure.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 28, 2018 11:35 PM (LHQ0m)

794 Someone commented yesterday about another they didn't know that person was a 'ette from the nic used, same goes for locations.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:39 PM (pHfeF)

795 That was CBD who didn't know shibumi was female. But I know you are on the northeast coast, because I am, and everytime you give a weather report, it matches what I experience.

Posted by: Bear phone at June 28, 2018 11:54 PM (uyrlv)

796 I got up wondering how the Maryland shooting story had unfolded over the night. It will be amazing the lack of coverage about this today and how many people who jumped off a conclusion cliff won't have the decency to reflect and apologize. And yet they wonder why politicians and the media are today's Hester Prynne.

Posted by: rammajamma at June 28, 2018 11:55 PM (xceTB)

797 Looks like Arundel murderer is a white guy Jarrod Ramos who had ao grudge against the paper for publishing his stalking of a woman.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 11:59 PM (pHfeF)

798 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 12:00 AM (pHfeF)

799 Have to go hang clothes out on wash line, still a tad dark. Oh well, no lions, tigers or bears out there so why not?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 12:02 AM (pHfeF)

800 As was said yesterday, amazing you have to click a UK newspaper to find out what is going on in Maryland without the twitter drama from our "journalists".

Posted by: rammajamma at June 29, 2018 12:03 AM (xceTB)

801 Cops found him hiding beneath a table. Real manly man. When Pajama Bois go Wild...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 29, 2018 12:04 AM (7T5tR)

802 789 I have been up 2 hours already, got coffee started Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 04:08 AM (pHfeF) Yeah, I was awake at 3:09 trying to solve a problem at work. Seems to happen a lot...

Posted by: clutch at June 29, 2018 12:09 AM (kiSdp)

803 Good morning, horde.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2018 12:10 AM (arhmY)

804 Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 29, 2018 05:04 AM (7T5tR) I hear ya SMH, but what is the solution? My company absolutely forbids us to carry at work. Someone could have stopped him yesterday early if they were allowed.

Posted by: clutch at June 29, 2018 12:11 AM (kiSdp)

805 Next is since I take it from first reports he had a shotgun is was it legal?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 12:12 AM (pHfeF)

806 Off to the gym.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2018 12:13 AM (arhmY)

807 Oh. And when will these wailing journalists acknowledge the police who saved lives of other journalists?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 29, 2018 12:15 AM (arhmY)

808 Off to work, everyone stay cool

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 12:17 AM (pHfeF)

809 SpaceX webcast starting. NASA TV is already live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycMagB1s8XM

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

810 I hear ya SMH, but what is the solution? My company absolutely forbids us to carry at work. Someone could have stopped him yesterday early if they were allowed. Posted by: clutch at June 29, 2018 05:11 AM (kiSdp) --- "Allowed" *spit* This is where you weigh the pros and cons of disobeying your company policy. Tried by 12 or carried by six...though in this day and age, a jury of our "peers" would most definitely not consist of fellow Hordelings... Personally, I've just about had it with putting your life on the line when you go to work in the civvie world because, "EEEEWWWW! Guns make me feel yucky!"

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 29, 2018 12:44 AM (7T5tR)

811 Looks like a flawless launch and Dragon is in orbit. NASA TV will shortly start showing launch replays. https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public I'm going to go make covfefe.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 12:58 AM (sdi6R)

812 "EEEEWWWW! Guns make me feel yucky!" Posted by: SMH You should explain to them that concealed carry doesn't mean they have to conceal carry like they're heading to prison with a cell phone

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 01:06 AM (8ikIW)

813 Someone commented yesterday about another they didn't know that person was a 'ette from the nic used, same goes for locations. Posted by: Skip For years I had to beat some folks down with "Jean, not girl"

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2018 01:32 AM (MS0+a)

814 Wow, I remember why I quit looking at Daily Mail ... the anti-Trump crappo is out of control over there. Well, my part of the country is refreshingly free of No Guns stickers, but I also routinely ignore them if not backed up by a metal detector. FWIW, in the current climate, I do consider that fleeing from a justifiable shooting is an option to be considered. And on that cheerful note, hi-ho, off to work. Head on a swivel, and a Mattis plan. - ht nacly dog.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 01:32 AM (GNCPT)

815 You should explain to them that concealed carry doesn't mean they have to conceal carry like they're heading to prison with a cell phone Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 06:06 AM (8ikIW) Sounds shitty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2018 01:32 AM (jmRB8)

816 Good morning Horde! Looks like yesterday's mass shooter was a nut job, my guess a schizophrenic. Naturally, since he wasn't a rightwingnutjobnazihitlerbitterclinger, he'll drop from the news quickly. Meanwhile, when are we ever going to learn anything about the Vegas gunman? Tucker did a small bit on it last night with a video that showed cops standing around in a hallway--while the shooting was going on!! WTH?!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 01:36 AM (HiDrR)

817 outstanding

Posted by: rukiddn at June 29, 2018 01:36 AM (7wQK9)

818 " ... with a video that showed cops standing around in a hallway--while the shooting was going on!! WTH?! Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 06:36 AM (HiDrR)" Sounds like Parkland.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 01:39 AM (GNCPT)

819 For years I had to beat some folks down with "Jean, not girl" Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2018 06:32 AM ~~~~~ Back in the day, someone at Hot Air asked me if I was German because apparently "Ei" is German for egg. Seriously?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 01:41 AM (HiDrR)

820 Mrs. Barsoomian, aka Mrs. Rosenstein, has a long history with the Clintons. She is a mob lawyer for the Clintons , doj and fbi.

Posted by: d9 at June 29, 2018 01:41 AM (WX+x0)

821 IrishEgg just doesn't have the same ring to it ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2018 01:42 AM (jmRB8)

822 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 29, 2018 01:45 AM (SqM8E)

823 Mrs. Barsoomian, aka Mrs. Rosenstein, has a long history with the Clintons. She is a mob lawyer for the Clintons , doj and fbi. Posted by: d9 at June 29, 2018 06:41 AM ~~~~~ Is this Rod Rosenstein's wife you're talking about?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 01:46 AM (HiDrR)

824 IrishEgg just doesn't have the same ring to it ... Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2018 06:42 AM ~~~~~ I know, right? Now Scotch Egg.....

Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 01:47 AM (HiDrR)

825 Some nice photos of this morning's launch. The contrail and second stage plume are illuminated by the sun at high altitude. https://twitter.com/_tomcross_/status/1012645276392284161

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 01:49 AM (sdi6R)

826 818 " ... with a video that showed cops standing around in a hallway--while the shooting was going on!! WTH?! Posted by: IrishEi at June 29, 2018 06:36 AM (HiDrR)" Sounds like Parkland. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 29, 2018 06:39 AM (GNCPT) And Columbine.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 01:51 AM (sdi6R)

827 Yes. Mrs Rosenstein has a long history with the Clintons as their lawyer. BARSOOOM

Posted by: d9 at June 29, 2018 01:53 AM (WX+x0)

828 Michael Moore says "We're going to have to put our bodies on the line" "Moore, who said he cries every single day when he watches the news, says he has to hold on to some shred of hope. "

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 01:57 AM (UdKB7)

829 Meanwhile, when are we ever going to learn anything about the Vegas gunman? Tucker did a small bit on it last night with a video that showed cops standing around in a hallway--while the shooting was going on!! WTH?! Posted by: IrishEi They were on the floor below the shooting, one cop and a trainee. They were cautious, and knew they were close. As soon, as they had a location they moved to it - but hit the barricade. Not Parkland.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2018 01:57 AM (MS0+a)

830 I think it was yesterday that the ape thread had a photo of two young ladies holding ARs. One wore a T-shirt that read, "A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone". Or in the hallway, apparently.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 01:57 AM (sdi6R)

831 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. My BP is bad enough without watching CNN, but I imagine their BPs are even worse. They must be so pissed that they can't pin this shooting on Trump. And of course, the useless tools on WRKOs morning show were fully on board with spouting out the "moral equivalency" crap. Reminds me why I stopped listening to those two nickelfuckers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2018 01:58 AM (kqsXK)

832 Looks like a spell of mid 90's and humid weather here in No Ill. I'll be spending a couple of bucks on the Gaia killing air con in the house.

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:03 AM (8ikIW)

833 I saw nickelfucker open for Eddie Money at Welles Fargo Arena in '87.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2018 02:03 AM (jmRB8)

834 Twilight launches are the best. https://twitter.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1012649263761952768

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 02:06 AM (sdi6R)

835 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at June 29, 2018 02:06 AM (hyuyC)

836 "Moore, who said he cries every single day when he watches the news, says he has to hold on to some shred of hope. " Posted by: f'd Well, I bet he's holding on to a lot of pizza, too. He is secretly overjoyed, because he is making a fortune traipsing around being the jerk he is. This is all show business.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 29, 2018 02:07 AM (S6Pax)

837 831 My BP is bad enough without watching CNN, but I imagine their BPs are even worse. They must be so pissed that they can't pin this shooting on Trump. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2018 06:58 AM (kqsXK) I'm sure they spent plenty of time implying that Trump "created the climate" with his criticism of the media.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 02:08 AM (sdi6R)

838 'Morning, Horde.

(sheepish grin)

I'm sober.  can I come in?

Posted by: creeper at June 29, 2018 02:08 AM (Aa1qS)

839 Maybe the Wide Latina could just suck the lard right out of Michael Moore.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 29, 2018 02:09 AM (Hlv+V)

840 sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 Have a great day at work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at June 29, 2018 02:10 AM (hyuyC)

841 Mornin' errbody. I'll buy a round of covfefe for everyone, but I need 20,000,000.00 bolivars.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 02:10 AM (Y9uH4)

842 Maybe the Wide Latina could just suck the lard right out of Michael Moore. Posted by: Hikaru But, then he would have no brains at all..

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:10 AM (8ikIW)

843 creeper Of course you can join in. You raise the tone here, and are always welcome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at June 29, 2018 02:11 AM (hyuyC)

844 Sumo Wrestling to the Death ... Michael Moore vs Brian Dennehy. Discuss !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2018 02:11 AM (jmRB8)

845 Mornin' errbody. I'll buy a round of covfefe for everyone, but I need 20,000,000.00 bolivars. Posted by: Jak Sucio I guess a jelly donut to go with it would be out of the question

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:12 AM (8ikIW)

846 Over/under on how fast yesterday's shooting goes down the memory hole?

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 29, 2018 02:13 AM (SqM8E)

847 I'd love to hang with the awakening Horde, but a busy day is ahead. Preps need to be made. And duty calls. May every traffic light turn green as you approach. And your smile show the joy in your heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i][/b][/s] at June 29, 2018 02:13 AM (hyuyC)

848 I guess a jelly donut to go with it would be out of the question Posted by: Bruce +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We're talking body parts now. I need my kidneys.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 02:14 AM (Y9uH4)

849 Over/under on how fast yesterday's shooting goes down the memory hole? Posted by: rickb223 There was a shooting? Hogg activate!! What? Nevermind

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:14 AM (8ikIW)

850 Awww...thank you, Salty.  The ego has taken a bit of battering on this trip. 
Nice to know Wednesday night was forgiven.

Posted by: creeper at June 29, 2018 02:16 AM (Aa1qS)

851 Good morning! Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2018 02:16 AM (qWg0i)

852 We're talking body parts now. I need my kidneys. Posted by: Jak Sucio HA!

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:16 AM (8ikIW)

853 I noticed that the NYT, and Chicago Trib had police on sight immediately. I'm sure we'll be seeing pro 2A stories from these pukes shortly. /s

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 02:17 AM (Y9uH4)

854 20,000,000.00 bolivars.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 07:10 AM (Y9uH4)


Or Zimbabwean's 100 Trillion dollar coin...

Posted by: Colin at June 29, 2018 02:17 AM (iZWWd)

855 'Whats the good news?' Michael Moore is gonna put his body on the line. Just as soon as they can find an abandoned runway.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 02:18 AM (UdKB7)

856 We were talking about razors yesterday: http://bit.ly/2tQQQuA Really nice straight razor.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite [/s][/b][/i][/u] at June 29, 2018 02:18 AM (SqM8E)

857 Good morning! Whats the good news? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2018 07:16 AM (qWg0i) A quick trawl of the ONT reveals that Miley doesn't know how to give a hand job. Whether that's good news or not depends on your viewpoint, I suppose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2018 02:18 AM (kqsXK)

858 194 FUCK you Jim! I might have pissed myself AND sharted. Fuckin' Cowsills. Gaads!

Posted by: Paul Annka at June 29, 2018 02:19 AM (ln5wD)

859 Or Zimbabwean's 100 Trillion dollar coin... Posted by: Colin Is that the one that's an electric box knockout with IOU scrawled on it with a screwdriver?

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:19 AM (8ikIW)

860 David Hogg is gonna put his body on the line too. Wait, he is the line.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 02:19 AM (UdKB7)

861 JJ is NOod. Must have figured out how to set the alarm

Posted by: Bruce at June 29, 2018 02:21 AM (8ikIW)

862 The white line down a highway is wider and of more vibrant color than Hogg's body...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 29, 2018 02:22 AM (UXL7/)

863 A quick trawl of the ONT reveals that Miley doesn't know how to give a hand job. Whether that's good news or not depends on your viewpoint, I suppose. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Well....that's just sad.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 02:23 AM (Y9uH4)

864 Michael Moore says "We're going to have to put our bodies on the line" Always a buffet reference ...

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2018 02:23 AM (MS0+a)

865 Hyphen needed.

Posted by: CCO at June 29, 2018 04:01 AM (vuPc6)

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