September 29, 2016

Thursday night ONT Comments up here [Weirddave]
— Open Blogger

OK nobody likes the ONT. Pity, it took a lot of work to put it together. So here's what we'll do. Go down there and read and view the content, then come back up here to comment. No gifs up here. Easy loading. No lag. Save your data plans. Simple, no?

Sorry, was trying for something different. Didn't realize it would bollocks up so many people's devices.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:47 PM | Comments (556)
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1 hello

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 05:47 PM (0O7c5)

2 http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2016/09/29/ dont-vote-for-donald-trump-editorial-board-editorials-debates/91295020/

Posted by: rallysize at September 29, 2016 05:48 PM (0hn7J)

3 I thought we were making Wednesdays great again? Well, I guess Thursdays can be great, too. Thanks Dave!

Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 05:49 PM (wH6vD)

4 How unique.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 05:50 PM (0BkbS)

5 Thursdays. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at September 29, 2016 05:50 PM (9Q7AF)

6 It's kinda slowing the load on the home page too. 

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:50 PM (Enq6K)

7 I thought it was impossible for pages to load that badly in the year 2016.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2016 05:51 PM (gdnq1)

8 Intro to Tropic Thunder: https://youtu.be/NC1Rk5QSbSU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 05:51 PM (VdICR)

9
30 something gifs.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 29, 2016 05:52 PM (kdS6q)

10 I couldn't even comment. I tried blocking the domain name for all those .gifs, but apparently it won't work with https or something. I stopped the browser from loading, and then the comment box wouldn't work.

     Firefox was just in a damn loop trying to load, load, load.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 05:52 PM (DW+jj)

11 Something I never hear mentioned is the way Hillary expects the "debt free college tuition" to work is through the "Expected Family Contribution". Which means you'll have a gun to your head to pay for the nonsense your children want to take in college. Similar to how divorced parents MUST pay for college (at least in my state), even if you believe your child would be better off working or getting grants, loans, etc. and regardless of what you think about the courses they choose.

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 05:52 PM (vhW1R)

12 Actually WD I thought this ONT could have been pretty good, it just won't load.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (heN73)

13 ...Thread Closed... HA HA LOL ROTFLMAO

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (LdMbv)

14 Well, that went over like a lead balloon. (I wonder where I can get a lead balloon gif?). Should be fine now. All gifs are below the cut down below, and all comments are up here.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (Ga9pP)

15 The hamsters are having a stroke... I've got a GIF of that if you'd like me to post it!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (LdMbv)

16 Frank Castle in Daredevil, set to Johnny Cash https://youtu.be/FPQTty7t0RQ

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (VdICR)

17 OK, that's different....



And, of course, just to be contrary, I'm posting up here BEFORE going down there to look at the content.....

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 05:53 PM (EzgxV)

18 I've had the ONT loading for ten minutes now and it's less than half done. GIF overkill...

...see y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: SGT York at September 29, 2016 05:54 PM (ITvKk)

19 BTW, there's a great piece linked in sock by some guy I've never heard of before---Scot McAdams. He's a cartoonist or something... I think... or something. Still. A good read.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:54 PM (LdMbv)

20 We barely survived...

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 29, 2016 05:55 PM (Tyii7)

21 Weirddave, you big tease.Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2016 05:55 PM (AEqJh)

22 What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here???

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 05:55 PM (sdi6R)

23 I blame Gingy.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (LdMbv)

24 This is better. It reminds me of the time I could scream in pain in post-op but had to tone it down a notch in the critical care unit that was pay per minute agony!

Posted by: Ned Flubber at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (WC+jn)

25 By the time it loads, it can be tomorrow's ONT too.

Posted by: NCKate at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (tZMK0)

26 ....it's the thought that matters.... Thanks weirddave!!!!!! That one gif bears a striking resemblance to our senate majority leader....

Posted by: E.T. at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (c+7Ko)

27 I think most of us appreciate the effort, thinking outside-the-bun. I know I do. And also appreciate the idea of a deconstructed ONT: very cool - Thanks!!

Posted by: ibguy at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (vUcdz)

28 Actually WD I thought this ONT could have been pretty good, it just won't load.

Pixy has tiny hosting limits. All of the files were too big to host on this site. I had to download all of the files in Mp4 format, convert them to gifs, and then find a image hosting site that allows hotlinks.

Oh well. Lesson learned.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2016 05:56 PM (Ga9pP)

29 Wow! While out walking the cat tonight I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Big, bright and long lasting. Not your typical shooting star. Bright orange/red fireball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 05:57 PM (FNGGO)

30 It was like our wheel was hit by a cosmic gamma ray blast. The horror.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 29, 2016 05:57 PM (Tyii7)

31 That one gif bears a striking resemblance to our senate majority leader.... The one with the black Lab?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (LdMbv)

32 so trump was a big horrible meanie to miss universe? really? 
https://youtu.be/PpXsAoXZIMg yeah....no he wasn't...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (0O7c5)

33 If you want to read text you want "Image and Flash" blocker. Thread loads in a jif.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (Z9mio)

34 Thank you for the thread Weirddave.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (cBWom)

35 I tried loading that below mess with Chrome, and hell it did even worse than Firefox. I really need to start using my Win7 installation instead of sticking with XPx64   But the comment box would work, though, in Chrome. But I'm getting old.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (DW+jj)

36 Wow.....just, wow.....

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 05:58 PM (EzgxV)

37 Dave - No sweat. Some of my best intentions have proved to be paving stones in the road to Perdition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (FNGGO)

38 She kinna take no more GIFs captain, she'll blow!

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (Ya7zs)

39 The hanging turtle....kind of a nice thought

Posted by: E.T. at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (c+7Ko)

40 30 It was like our wheel was hit by a cosmic gamma ray blast. The horror. Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at September 29, 2016 10:57 PM (Tyii7) Glad it was you little fuckers Posted by: The guinea pigs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (voOPb)

41 By the time it loads, it can be tomorrow's ONT too. Twofer!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (LdMbv)

42 well, sure, the main page takes forever to come up. But just think of how fast in comparison f5-ing the ONT will be!

Posted by: Lymond at September 29, 2016 05:59 PM (wH6vD)

43 Weird Dave post gets taken down? That NEVER happens!

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (ACqhm)

44 Looks like sabotage.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (P/kVC)

45 Weirddave, it was an excellent idea, and I certainly got the gist of it. I was actually able to see some of the GIFs, and that soccer one was A-MAZ-ING. And the Arab guy - how the heck did he not buy the farm when that thing fell on him? Anyway, it was a great little commencement speech, and I'm only sorry that so many hamsters were sacrificed in the making of it. May they rest in peace.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (xpSCc)

46 Dammit, I'm a doctor, Jim!

Posted by: Bones at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (Tyii7)

47 7 I thought it was impossible for pages to load that badly in the year 2016.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2016 10:51 PM (gdnq1)


AoSHQ: Breaking the laws of physics one day at a time!

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (ar2KI)

48 I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

Posted by: PIXY2000 at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (IqV8l)

49 The one with the black Lab?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2016 10:58 PM (LdMbv)


If it's the black lab I saw in one of the gifs, she's a dead ringer for one of my dogs (who is actually a lab/hound mix). 


I was like "How'd, WD get a pic of my dog?"  I mean identical.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:00 PM (Enq6K)

50 in the time it took to load the ONT, MeAgain Kelly could have blown five sailors, a Marine, and a fat guy with a peg leg



Posted by: Leonard Alfred Schneider at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (/542q)

51 Is that a Dachshund? On the bed? With a pillow? With the lights off?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (+q52R)

52 As if millions of hamster voices suddenly cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Pixy wan Kenobi at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (heN73)

53 I'm posting up here BEFORE going down there A lifesaving technique, believe me.

Posted by: Huma at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (OF/aZ)

54
Weird Dave post gets taken down? That NEVER happens!
Posted by: blaster



The last time that happened, we were talking about Candle Ja--


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (kdS6q)

55 Megyn only blows the Murdoch Boys, from what I gather.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:01 PM (DW+jj)

56 Another OverNight Thread. This one with less gifs. Yeah!!!! My browser is free, free at last. Also, Tami's correct: All those gifs are screwing up the main page loading, too.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 06:02 PM (BzDuh)

57 Wow! While out walking the cat tonight I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Big, bright and long lasting. Not your typical shooting star. Bright orange/red fireball. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 10:57 PM (FNGGO) ----------- Are you sure it wasn't SMOD? (she said, hopefully)

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:02 PM (xpSCc)

58 Well wishes from the morons are very much appreciated this weekend as my son is marrying my favorite girl he's ever had. She posted an Instagram today about their first date and I was a mess, so there is no possible way I'll be able to keep my shit together at the actual wedding.

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 06:02 PM (vhW1R)

59 Be glad we aren't on dial up.  Yikes.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2016 06:02 PM (AEqJh)

60 33 gNewt >> loads in a jif ISWYDT

Posted by: ibguy at September 29, 2016 06:03 PM (vUcdz)

61 Are you sure it wasn't SMOD? (she said, hopefully) Posted by: bluebell ----------- Possibly a precursor. It really was impressive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:03 PM (FNGGO)

62 Nice try, Dave.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at September 29, 2016 06:03 PM (vyqqu)

63 Our switchboards lit up like a Christmas tree!

Posted by: CompuServe at September 29, 2016 06:04 PM (Tyii7)

64 Well wishes from the morons are very much appreciated this weekend as my son is marrying my favorite girl he's ever had. She posted an Instagram today about their first date and I was a mess, so there is no possible way I'll be able to keep my shit together at the actual wedding. Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (vhW1R) ----------------- Seems she was his favorite girl too. Congratulations to them both and to you in gaining an awesome daughter-in-law. May God bless them and give them many long and happy years together.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:04 PM (xpSCc)

65 Congrats kalneva.  best wishes for the happy couple.  Half the battle is already won.  I love my SIL.  He seems to like me more that his own mother which makes me sad.

Posted by: Infidel at September 29, 2016 06:05 PM (AEqJh)

66 Well wishes from the morons are very much appreciated this weekend as my son is marrying my favorite girl he's ever had. She posted an Instagram today about their first date and I was a mess, so there is no possible way I'll be able to keep my shit together at the actual wedding.

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (vhW1R)


Well congrats! 


My son picked a good one too...no wedding date set yet.  ;(

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:05 PM (Enq6K)

67 Dave? Dave's not here... C-; Atta-whatevah! Though PETA was called for conduct unkind to hamsters. Thx WD! U tried...

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 29, 2016 06:05 PM (YvE41)

68 Is her name Penny, kelneva?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:05 PM (LdMbv)

69 Haha.... My fuckin DirecTV has signal loss because of a Thunderstorm.... But the Epic GIF ONT loaded in less than 3mins.... The Crazy in World knows no bounds! Truly Excellent Concept WD.....Plus 1 my man. Some of those are Epic.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 29, 2016 06:06 PM (JcX1g)

70 This lurker appreciates you, Dave.

Posted by: debh at September 29, 2016 06:06 PM (vfspU)

71 GIF the fuck outta here with that shit.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 06:06 PM (0BkbS)

72 If it's the black lab I saw in one of the gifs, she's a dead ringer for one of my dogs I don't know fully because it would only load to about halfway through the Lab's neck, Tami!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (LdMbv)

73 Eh, appreciate the effort, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (ASSjT)

74 What a day, with migraine ace and a massive horde of trolls who thankfully petered out as the day went on. 3 hots and a cot, folks. That's something good. Be thankful. Throw running hot water on top of that and you are a Prince.

Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (QCc6B)

75 Thanks, bluebell! I am so glad both my son and daughter did it right! These are the main things.

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (vhW1R)

76 You probably coulda squeezed a few more gifs in there for good measure.

Posted by: Clark Griswald at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (AJeMv)

77 It was overwhelming.

Posted by: Zombie Tandy 1000 at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (Tyii7)

78 I have the main page in another tab and the poor little hamster just keeps spinning and spinning. 

"transferring date from is02.ezphotoshare.com"

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (Enq6K)

79 Well, I've managed to see the turtle one. So that's progress.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (dQpUB)

80 Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (vhW1R) You know Ace claims the right of Prima Nocta for all commentors and kin, right?

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 06:07 PM (0BkbS)

81 Just how much data was all those .GIFs? That hosting server that allowed the hotlinking (it may not do that any more) must have been swamped or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:08 PM (DW+jj)

82 Speaking of dialup I remember When I got a 28.8 modem and got in my favorite BBS just to download something 1mb to see how fast it came down.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2016 06:08 PM (ACqhm)

83 Is it the thread that sucks, or did the thread kill "ezphotoshare.com"?

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2016 06:09 PM (dQpUB)

84 Andy, nope. Not named Penny. But my ex married someone by that name long ago. About three wives ago, I think!

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 06:09 PM (vhW1R)

85 Tired of the constant harping about "hate speech"? Well, the good news is: the term "hate speech" is out. The bad news is: you are now guilty of "message crimes." http://gatesofvienna.net/2016/09/forget-hate-speech-now-its-message-crimes/

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:10 PM (SGh42)

86 I don't know fully because it would only load to about halfway through the Lab's neck, Tami!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2016 11:07 PM (LdMbv)


For some reason that one loaded all the way for me. 

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:10 PM (Enq6K)

87 For some reason that one loaded all the way for me. Clearly, the Hand of Dog at work.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:11 PM (LdMbv)

88 Cleanliness is Next to Sharia We've seen public schools teach the Islamic Shahada, encourage "Muslim" clothing be worn, or circulating the Koran. Now, they seem to be taking all that for granted... More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12530

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 29, 2016 06:11 PM (vBeA5)

89 Good evening.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 29, 2016 06:11 PM (FYrz1)

90 That was a fun ONT. It took a bit to load for me but I enjoyed that. I know that took a long time to do.

Posted by: turambar at September 29, 2016 06:12 PM (JtIBD)

91 The gifs! They begin to move! The Javascript interpreter, it is very unhappy with me.

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 06:12 PM (iMxBJ)

92 shooting stars are the best

Posted by: concrete girl at September 29, 2016 06:12 PM (twqGn)

93 83 Speaking of dialup I remember When I got a 28.8 modem and got in my favorite BBS just to download something 1mb to see how fast it came down. Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2016 11:08 PM (ACqhm) I had a special proprietary 19.2K modem back in the day of 14.4 modems. 28.8 was *awesome*. Until 56K modems. Those rocked. Then we all went broadband.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:13 PM (ASSjT)

94 As Heat Street's Politics Editor Jillian Melchior reported this week, a new policy at the University of Michigan allows students to choose their preferred pronouns -- including the gender-neutral "they" and "ze" -- to appear on class rosters. With that in mind, one conservative student, Grant Strobl, who is also chairman of the Young Americans for Freedom board of governors, decided to troll the university administration by officially requesting his pronoun to be changed to "His Majesty."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 29, 2016 06:13 PM (e8kgV)

95 My public school taught Sha-na-na. We also had shu-bop-sha-boom on Friday nights.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (Z9mio)

96 shooting stars are the best Posted by: concrete girl ---- I call them "celebrities," but, yeah, you're right.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (SGh42)

97 Firefox is apparently caching, or trying to, the GIFs, and sometimes can manage to play a few of them.

 Typical image size looks to be about 5-6MB for each (well one of them I extracted was that size). So, we've got about what, 20 or 30 or them, so we've got about 150MB or better of .GIF data to deal with each load. And the server has to spew that to everybody trying to load it.

      No wonder it was such a mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (DW+jj)

98 Sigh. This wasn't what I had in mind.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Babbage at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

99 Not to complain, Weirddave, but even buried below the fold, the GIFs are affecting the homepage's loading time so I think you might have to delete the entire post. Maybe Maetenloch's new blog could host the GIFs? (And, no, I'm not being smart-alecky in suggesting that.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (LdMbv)

100 Chicks tell me I have animal magnesium.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (JO9+V)

101 shooting stars are the best Posted by: concrete girl **** That's one heck of a gun!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:14 PM (hVdx9)

102 Good night Horde. Be well and be safe.

Posted by: turambar at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (JtIBD)

103 Thanks everyone for the wishes! They'll be great, and it will be a lovely wedding. Off to bed so I don't look more haggard than usual tomorrow for the rehearsal. Gotta drive, ugh. Night, night, lovelies. God bless.

Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (vhW1R)

104 just enjoy kalneva, be happy

Posted by: concrete girl at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (twqGn)

105 Yeah, it's ezphotoshare that sucks. Takes minutes just to load one gif at a time.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (dQpUB)

106 Release the gifs!!!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (c+7Ko)

107 Well wishes from the morons are very much appreciated this weekend as my son is marrying my favorite girl he's ever had. She posted an Instagram today about their first date and I was a mess, so there is no possible way I'll be able to keep my shit together at the actual wedding. Posted by: kalneva at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (vhW1R) Wish the kids nothing but the best. You need a date?

Posted by: Pixy wan Kenobi at September 29, 2016 06:15 PM (heN73)

108 Until 56K modems. Those rocked. Then we all went broadband. Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 11:13 PM (ASSjT) After the innertube thingy is handed over to the UN, wax tablets and styluses will make a YUUUUGE comeback. Beekeeping For The Win!

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 06:16 PM (BzDuh)

109 * pause for applause *

++++

That was my favorite line. I have the initial ONT loading all by itself in another browser. It looks like it will be interesting when it finishes loading. If it finishes loading.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 06:16 PM (R+30W)

110 Hillary's evil spawn was in town today. Here's a pic: http://tinyurl.com/gvuksl9 Good of her to get dressed up for us, no? Our uber-Progressive town managed to gather 150 people to see her. Half, I expect were 'journalists' or local party hacks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:16 PM (FNGGO)

111 Hmpf. I was wondering what was causing the lights to dim and the clocks to run slow. Still, salute for the effort, WD! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:16 PM (v5iqM)

112 The computer age meets the Amtrak schedule...

Posted by: Ned Flubber at September 29, 2016 06:16 PM (WC+jn)

113 How can you have a Gif thread without the Hasselhoff Recursion? http://bit.ly/2dawyVl

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2016 06:17 PM (rwI+c)

114 Cry "Havoc!" and release the GIFs of war!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:17 PM (LdMbv)

115 Damn sock, that was me.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 29, 2016 06:17 PM (heN73)

116 Into the Valley of GIFs rode the 'horde

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2016 06:18 PM (JO9+V)

117 Ooooone gif....two gifs...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:19 PM (hVdx9)

118 If I had a drink for every gif that loaded below, I'd be dying of thirst.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 06:20 PM (BzDuh)

119 All my hard work cutting and pasting Men At Work song lyrics is gone, gone!!! Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:20 PM (NlMkN)

120 Into the Valley of GIFs rode the 'horde Was a Moron dismay'd?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:21 PM (LdMbv)

121 60 Be glad we aren't on dial up. Yikes. Speak for yourself!

Posted by: AOL at September 29, 2016 06:21 PM (/pOl7)

122 Do you come from a land Down Under, qdpsteve?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (LdMbv)

123 Yea, though I walk through the Valley of GIFs I shall fear no slo-loads,


For the assless chaps and value-rite, they comfort me  (and the accidental busty lesbian pron)

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (JO9+V)

124 Those other gif sites never cause a problem.

Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (ngn8T)

125 Speaking of dialup I remember When I got a 28.8 modem and got in my favorite BBS just to download something 1mb to see how fast it came down. Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2016 11:08 PM (ACqhm) I had a special proprietary 19.2K modem back in the day of 14.4 modems. 28.8 was *awesome*. Until 56K modems. Those rocked. Then we all went broadband. Posted by: Jeff Weimer --------------------- *recalls when a 300 Baud Smartmodem was a hot, expensive item to be desired* Lawn.... off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (FNGGO)

126 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518283208097792 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518415395713024 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518543384903681 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518661840502784

Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (Ya7zs)

127 99 GIFs to load in the queue,
99 GIFs to load
Take one down, stomp it in the ground,
98 GIFs to load in the queue.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (DW+jj)

128 Tonight's question for the Horde from qdpsteve: Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:22 PM (NlMkN)

129 We know you meant well Weirddave. Thanks for the effort

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 29, 2016 06:23 PM (kI9U5)

130 All those JIFs made us want to, er, Skippy the ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:23 PM (NlMkN)

131 Ahhh..... Another milquetoast ONT. *sighs*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 06:23 PM (Mxeod)

132 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518772163215360 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518886910951424 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781518999620292608 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781519133464784896

Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2016 06:23 PM (Ya7zs)

133 Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 11:22 PM (NlMkN)


Yes.  Body metabolizes them faster.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

134 Erev tov, y'ins!

I just want to go record as saying that I almost always enjoy the ONT, including the "content"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (kP16F)

135 Tonight's question for the Horde from qdpsteve: Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right? Posted by: qdpsteve **** Allegedly, yes. If orally did not work, try rectally.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (hVdx9)

136 Thanks Tami.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (NlMkN)

137 Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right? Posted by: qdpsteve ----- FDA WARNING: All answers are for entertainment purposes only! This is not meant to be taken as medical advice.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (SGh42)

138 Tilikum, my pain's not THAT bad yet... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (NlMkN)

139 Even More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781519261038706688 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781519378823208960 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781519506229387268 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/781519637695586304

Posted by: kbdabear at September 29, 2016 06:24 PM (Ya7zs)

140 RKae, there go my retirement plans. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (NlMkN)

141 "Free college" should only be passed if all college professors and staff be forced to only earn minimum wage and not a penny more. They would be paid off the profit from meal plans. Period. All administrators would be forced to offer their work for 1 dollar a year and if they receive more in any fashion, should be jailed for 2 months for every 10 dollars over. There. I fixed the crone's leftist fantasy.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (c1VpD)

142 I had one of those modems with the rubber cups that you put the telephone handset into.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (IqV8l)

143 In a show of appreciation and solidarity with WeirdDave, I'm not going to bed until the gifpaloosa is loaded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (FNGGO)

144 Story at Amy Alkon's Advice Goddess site: 4% of Americans report having been decapitated. True story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (NlMkN)

145 Tilikum, my pain's not THAT bad yet... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve **** Fiiine. Ya try to help someone...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (hVdx9)

146 The GIF ONT is getting more awesome as time passes. Not saying that "Arabs getting hit with things from above" should be a series or anything. But the ratings might be pretty good.

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 06:25 PM (iMxBJ)

147 Looking forward to next week's all Yoko Ono GIF ONT

Posted by: Duncan at September 29, 2016 06:26 PM (qSpNU)

148 Story at Amy Alkon's Advice Goddess site: 4% of Americans report having been decapitated. True story. Posted by: qdpsteve **** Internal decapitation, perhaps?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:26 PM (hVdx9)

149 Duncan, as I understand it the Yoko ONTs are Gone With The Maet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:26 PM (NlMkN)

150 Poll hilarity linked in my sock. (Assuming it works okay.)

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:26 PM (LdMbv)

151 Not saying that "Arabs getting hit with things from above" should be a series or anything. But the ratings might be pretty good. Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 11:25 PM (iMxBJ) --------------- Can you believe that guy just got up and walked away? I couldn't.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (xpSCc)

152 Tilikum, yup. Most are Hillary voters, obv.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (NlMkN)

153 Back in the old days, when they handed out barbiturates like candy (sleeping pills and such), some of them were indeed rectal.

  Many of the conspiracy theories of Marilyn Monroe's death have the killers actually ramming the lethal overdose of barbiturates up her rectum.

     You can read all the autopsy stuff -- truth is, she likely was using rectally dosed barbiturates, IIRC.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (DW+jj)

154 129 Tonight's question for the Horde from qdpsteve: Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 11:22 PM (NlMkN) Dunno. I buy them because I read something about Advil wearing holes in your stomach, so I figured a gelcap would sort of spread out once the liquid comes out. Probably all crap.

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (iMxBJ)

155 *recalls when a 300 Baud Smartmodem was a hot, expensive item to be desired* Lawn.... off. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:22 PM (FNGGO) $450 for 16Mb RAM. Used. Fucking *bargain*. Nice lawn.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (ASSjT)

156 "Free college" should only be passed if we intend for college to be regarded as nothing more than "High School 2: Now You Can Smoke!" Although, I do like that professors at minimum wage idea!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (SGh42)

157 Duncan, as I understand it the Yoko ONTs are Gone With The Maet. Posted by: qdpsteve **** Replaced by Helen Thomas ONTs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:27 PM (hVdx9)

158 Many of the conspiracy theories of Marilyn Monroe's death have the killers actually ramming the lethal overdose of barbiturates up her rectum. ----- Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (SGh42)

159 Have I posted this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkaa0KfitNU

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (KOBAq)

160 I remember 14.4 and slower dialup speeds and even they were faster than what is going on below. Not that I feel bad for the hamsters that ate my  IP though.

Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (z9LiC)

161 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (WnZAV)

162 Say, are there rectal amphetamines? Do you think they could be inserted unobtrusively if one were, let's say, standing behind a concealing podium?

Posted by: Hillary at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (iMxBJ)

163 Poll hilarity linked in my sock. (Assuming it works okay.) Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2016 11:26 PM (LdMbv) -------------- It did work, and it was hilarious. Hey, how do they know it no longer reflects "real people?"

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:28 PM (xpSCc)

164 So, just for the future Cobloggers reference. Lots of gifs = bad. Lots of youtube videos = bad. K eep I t S imple S tupid

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (bMG0w)

165 159 Many of the conspiracy theories of Marilyn Monroe's death have the killers actually ramming the lethal overdose of barbiturates up her rectum.

-----

Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 11:28 PM (SGh42)

i don't think it's a conspiracy theory...it's fairly well known that she died of a toxic enema 

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (0O7c5)

166 GIF me Liberty or GIF me Death!

Posted by: Patrick Hamster at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (0BkbS)

167 Tilikum, for some reason that reminds me, I just discovered this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHjeuRwnSJY Seems like every couple of months I find some new, weird, disturbing song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (NlMkN)

168 $450 for 16Mb RAM. Used. Fucking *bargain*. Nice lawn. Posted by: Jeff Weimer ------------- We numbered memory in 1K segments. My first computer only had 4K.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (FNGGO)

169 152 Can you believe that guy just got up and walked away? I couldn't. Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 11:27 PM (xpSCc) He seemed like the sort of fellow who just accepts what comes. Maybe he should have been a Buddhist.

Posted by: Hillary at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (iMxBJ)

170 We who are about to GIF, salute you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2016 06:29 PM (JO9+V)

171 These gifs need an enema!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (hVdx9)

172 Stupid sock. Out!!!

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (iMxBJ)

173 129 Tonight's question for the Horde from qdpsteve:

Pain relievers in gelcap form are supposed to work faster than ordinary tablets, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 11:22 PM (NlMkN)

++++

At one point in time, there was some company marketing those as "time release capsules". They were supposedly a way to deliver the medication evenly over the entire timespan of the dosage period. So, slower actually. Instead of getting hit with the medication all at once, it is doled out a bit at a time.

Of course, chances are the whole thing was just a marketing gimmick to give their advertisers a way to make that product seem better than all the other ones, when in fact, they are all the same.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (R+30W)

174 I remember 14.4 and slower dialup speeds and even they were faster than what is going on below. Not that I feel bad for the hamsters that ate my IP though. I started loading the post below about 5 minutes ago, it's still pulling data. I'm on a 50 MB/s connection. Hoping the lulz are worth it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (WnZAV)

175 We numbered memory in 1K segments. My first computer only had 4K. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (FNGGO) My first computer had core memory.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (ASSjT)

176 Rectum? Bobby Kennedy killed 'er!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:30 PM (LdMbv)

177 Anon, oh yeah. "Time Release" was big in the 1970s I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:31 PM (NlMkN)

178 He seemed like the sort of fellow who just accepts what comes. Maybe he should have been a Buddhist. Posted by: Hillary at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ) ---------------- True. Maybe in his world things routinely fall out of the sky. Dunno.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:31 PM (xpSCc)

179 169 We numbered memory in 1K segments. My first computer only had 4K. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (FNGGO) Not to get all "we used to live in a lake" on you, but my first computer had 1K, and I added 4K to it by hand-building a memory expansion board.

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 06:31 PM (iMxBJ)

180 I gave up. Saw half of the gifs. Never want to see another one.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2016 06:31 PM (dQpUB)

181 We numbered memory in 1K segments. My first computer only had 4K. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (FNGGO) My first computer had core memory. Posted by: Jeff Weimer ----------- I had to make marks... in the dirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:32 PM (FNGGO)

182 151 Poll hilarity linked in my sock. (Assuming it works okay.)

======


That's hysterical!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a depolorable[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

183 There seems to have been a trend in the 1970s of releasing songs where you could barely hear the singer. Anyone else ever notice it's a little bit difficult to hear Freddie Mercury in the early Queen single "Seven Seas of Rhye"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:32 PM (NlMkN)

184 Tilikum, for some reason that reminds me, I just discovered this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHjeuRwnSJY Seems like every couple of months I find some new, weird, disturbing song. Posted by: qdpsteve **** And you thought of me. Not sure if I should be flattered or horrified...or both. They need to work on their sound balance. The drums are overpowering of the rest of the song.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:32 PM (hVdx9)

185 the turtle was hanging in there

Posted by: concrete girl at September 29, 2016 06:33 PM (twqGn)

186 182 We numbered memory in 1K segments. My first computer only had 4K. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (FNGGO) My first computer had core memory. Posted by: Jeff Weimer ----------- I had to make marks... in the dirt. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:32 PM (FNGGO) Me Too!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:33 PM (ASSjT)

187 156
*recalls when a 300 Baud Smartmodem was a hot, expensive item to be desired*

Lawn.... off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:22 PM (FNGGO)

$450 for 16Mb RAM. Used. Fucking *bargain*.

Nice lawn. Posted by: Jeff Weimer

I remember when there were actually spot prices daily on memory when it was a 1 Mb stick in '92-'93. People actually traded on it.

PS... My lawn looks like a pool table top, and stay off of it!

Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable at September 29, 2016 06:34 PM (z9LiC)

188 Pics or it didn't happen! Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 11:28 PM (SGh42) i don't think it's a conspiracy theory...it's fairly well known that she died of a toxic enema Posted by: phoenixgirl ---- ...I still want the pics, though.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:34 PM (SGh42)

189 I had to make marks... in the dirt. You had dirt? What luxury!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 06:34 PM (WnZAV)

190 Tilikum, I read at Wiki that the drums were *supposed* to overpower everything else. Supposedly the recording started off as a test drive of Strawberry Studio's then-brand-new 4-track recorder.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (NlMkN)

191 Not to get all "we used to live in a lake" on you, but my first computer had 1K, and I added 4K to it by hand-building a memory expansion board. Posted by: Splunge ------------ Yeah, among the people who were there at the beginning that was no too uncommon. There were, of course kits for sundry stuff. I built a Tarbell floppy controller, which was a big, big deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (FNGGO)

192 Well, WD -- it's STILL loading (on a different computer). I can watch about half the GIFs at this point.



I looks like a really great concept....but, y'know, you don't have to hit a home run every time you're at-bat.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (EzgxV)

193 Reminding me of "hang in there" cat from the '70s to go along with "tiny time pills" and, not that anyone mentioned it yet, the Joe Namath pantyhose ad.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (LdMbv)

194 Good night, everyone - sweet dreams.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (xpSCc)

195 Tilikum, the title of that song is not a reflection on what I think of you. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (NlMkN)

196 GIF Me Some Lovin' - Spencer Davis Group (1966)

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 06:35 PM (0BkbS)

197 I had to make marks... in the dirt. You had dirt? What luxury! Posted by: Blanco Basura ---- We used to dream of having dirt! It would have been a palace to us!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:36 PM (SGh42)

198 192 ... that was not too uncommon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:36 PM (FNGGO)

199 Tilikum, I read at Wiki that the drums were *supposed* to overpower everything else. Supposedly the recording started off as a test drive of Strawberry Studio's then-brand-new 4-track recorder. Posted by: qdpsteve **** And it hit number two in 1970. Number two...how appropriate...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:36 PM (hVdx9)

200 My first computer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/UYK-20 I still remember a lot about it from my A-school days.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 06:37 PM (ASSjT)

201 Tilikum, the title of that song is not a reflection on what I think of you. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve **** Lol. I didn't take it that way. You said you found a weird and disturbing song and thought of me. "I know he'll like it as he is weird and disturbing." You aren't wrong, but usually only women think of me that way.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:38 PM (hVdx9)

202 The advantage to gelcaps is they are easier to swallow.

Tablets are less expensive.

http://shop.drrath.com/pages/tablets-vs-capsules

Link is about supplements, but it is also applicable to medication.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 06:38 PM (R+30W)

203 Just checking in here. Be well, turning in early.

Posted by: Farmer at September 29, 2016 06:38 PM (o/90i)

204 I don't get it, I must be too old.  I'll try again tomorrow night.

Posted by: Miley's Deplorables at September 29, 2016 06:39 PM (L2UGl)

205 I think I had some time-release burritos for dinner. BRB.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 29, 2016 06:39 PM (rJUlF)

206 Tilikum, I admit I just needed an excuse to bring it up. These days whenever I find something strange, I like to share it here. And, women think of me the same way. No worries. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:39 PM (NlMkN)

207 My lawn looks like a pool table top, and stay off of it! Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable With six holes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

208 Momma always told me "Never look a GIF whore in the mouth." Or something like that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 29, 2016 06:40 PM (97XyN)

209 My lawn looks like a pool table top, and stay off of it! Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable With six holes? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr ----- His moles are very precise; very OCD.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:40 PM (SGh42)

210 Time release capsules http://tinyurl.com/hrltzya

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)

211 Another song I always thought sounded strangely mixed and mastered, is the Moody Blues' "Go Now." It always sounded to me a bit like the piano was too loud, and ended up overmodulated (i.e., that sound you used to get when you recorded a cassette off the radio with the recording level set too high).

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:41 PM (NlMkN)

212 Hampsterdance cannot even dance the night away with this technology.

Give me back my 90's dial up.

Posted by: Hampsterdance at September 29, 2016 06:42 PM (FyuAv)

213 My lawn looks like a pool table top, and stay off of it!
Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable


With six holes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)


And a white dot in the middle of one end

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 06:42 PM (KOBAq)

214 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 06:43 PM (LAcoG)

215 Avoided the .gifs. If I were at home, i would have viewed them, but I am on a really slow connection here at the rig, so I took a pass.


Thanks for your efforts, WD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 06:44 PM (o9m/V)

216 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 11:43 PM (LAcoG)


Almost appropriate hash.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 06:44 PM (KOBAq)

217 Another song I always thought sounded strangely mixed and mastered, is the Moody Blues' "Go Now." ---- I always thought their entire "Every Good Boy..." album was a muffled mess.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:44 PM (SGh42)

218 With six holes? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l) So, my nostrils and belly button too? Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 29, 2016 06:44 PM (vBeA5)

219 210 My lawn looks like a pool table top, and stay off of it! Posted by: Gmac - Dependably Deplorable With six holes? Die, gopher!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at September 29, 2016 06:45 PM (SgUT6)

220 Wrapping up work and going home right to bed as I'm fighting Dallas rush hour traffic early in the AM to hit a big book sale. 'Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 29, 2016 06:45 PM (heN73)

221 The Mayans used to do some form of hallucinogenic enema and also rammed tobacco up there. This may explain the Mayan Calendar.

     Humans have been ramming all kinds of shit up their butts since ancient times.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:45 PM (DW+jj)

222 beware of weird dave bearing gifs

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 06:45 PM (0O7c5)

223 Quick, what does Thad Cochran think about all this?

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 06:46 PM (LAcoG)

224 I looks like a really great concept....but, y'know, you don't have to hit a home run every time you're at-bat. Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV) The word 'balk' seems to fit here.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 06:46 PM (BzDuh)

225 Wow! While out walking the cat tonight I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Big, bright and long lasting. Not your typical shooting star. Bright orange/red fireball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 10:57 PM (FNGGO)



Cue Jeff Lynne's War of The Worlds album. Voiced by Sir Richard Burton, no less.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 06:47 PM (o9m/V)

226 I can hear the hamsters slpoding from here

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:48 PM (hVdx9)

227 215 Yo! Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 11:43 PM (LAcoG) Church, Yo!

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 06:49 PM (pcbAL)

228 Cue Jeff Lynne's War of The Worlds album. Voiced by Sir Richard Burton, no less. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 11:47 PM (o9m/V) === Love that album...but it's Jeff Wayne.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 29, 2016 06:49 PM (rJUlF)

229 Since I'm normally a daywalker we'll see how much fun this ONT stuff is Are there more boobs?

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 06:49 PM (LAcoG)

230 Wow! While out walking the cat tonight I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Big, bright and long lasting. Not your typical shooting star. Bright orange/red fireball. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---- If you see anything oozing out of it, DO NOT poke at it with a stick!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:49 PM (SGh42)

231 The GIFs that keep on GIFfing.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 06:50 PM (LdMbv)

232 Hamsterdance. Reminds me of "Safety Dance". Now, I can't get that out of my head.

  We can dance if we want to,
  We can leave your friends behind,
   'Cause your friends don't dance and
   If they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

 We can act if want to,
 If we don't nobody will,
 You can act real rude and totally removed,
 And I can act like an imbecile.

 We can dance, we can dance....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:50 PM (DW+jj)

233 Wow! While out walking the cat tonight I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Big, bright and long lasting. Not your typical shooting star. Bright orange/red fireball. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---- If you see anything oozing out of it, DO NOT poke at it with a stick! Posted by: RKae **** Right. Use your hand.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:50 PM (hVdx9)

234 It is better to GIF than to recieve.

Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread at September 29, 2016 06:50 PM (rJUlF)

235 166 159
Many of the conspiracy theories of Marilyn Monroe's death have the
killers actually ramming the lethal overdose of barbiturates up her
rectum.

-----

Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 11:28 PM (SGh42)
i don't think it's a conspiracy theory...it's fairly well known that she died of a toxic enema

Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (0O7c5)

++++

It isn't "known", but it is widely rumored and believed in some circles. But, it isn't in the autopsy or documented in any way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 06:51 PM (R+30W)

236 I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Sounds like a Maxwell Smart line.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

237 My first computer (actually a computerized typesetting system that ran on punched paper tape) had 8K of memory. It cost about $55K back in 1974. Remind me: What is a "lawn"?

Posted by: Ruthless at September 29, 2016 06:51 PM (ehf0+)

238 In the late 80's, I programmed an HP-28C, with 16 kb of memory, to play a single-deck shoe, two-hand game of blackjack. The dealer (the machine) held at 16, but I ran out of memory to add split-the-pair and doubling-down functionality...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 06:51 PM (kP16F)

239 Cue Jeff Lynne's War of The Worlds album. Voiced by Sir Richard Burton, no less. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 11:47 PM (o9m/V) === Love that album...but it's Jeff Wayne. Posted by: The Deplorable Captain Whitebread ---- Rick Wakeman did a sequel to "Journey to the Center of the Earth" called "Return to the Center of the Earth," and it's narrated by... (drum roll, please!)... Patrick Stewart! The very recent re-recording of "Journey..." is also damned wonderful!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:51 PM (SGh42)

240 At least the enema part. She did die of a barbiturate overdose. But no evidence that she was given an enema.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 06:52 PM (R+30W)

241 I spotted the secondmost spectacular meteorite that I've ever seen. Sounds like a Maxwell Smart line. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ---- Would you believe the THIRD most spectacular?

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:52 PM (SGh42)

242 SMOD scouts?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:53 PM (hVdx9)

243 Awesome ONT! I wish I could enjoy it, but I don't have internet and my data is down to 128kb/s with one bar. I'll imagine the gifs in my brainhole.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 06:54 PM (pcbAL)

244 My publishers rejected my original title, Enema of the Poophole. Bourgeois dicks.

Posted by: zombie Henrik Ibsen at September 29, 2016 06:54 PM (LdMbv)

245 >> But no evidence that she was given an enema.

 The anus was unremarkable.

 That was actually a line from the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. I remember reading a piece back then with that line as the title. It was about how pathetic she was. That's how her sad fame-seeking life ended, lying on a table with some cold pathologist noting that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 06:55 PM (DW+jj)

246 That ONT loads about as fast as my work computer, so I'm kinda used to that level of performance.

Posted by: dissent555 at September 29, 2016 06:56 PM (GdgAM)

247 236 166 159 Many of the conspiracy theories of Marilyn Monroe's death have the killers actually ramming the lethal overdose of barbiturates up her rectum. ----- Pics or it didn't happen! Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 11:28 PM (SGh42) i don't think it's a conspiracy theory...it's fairly well known that she died of a toxic enema Posted by: phoenixgirl, deplorable is better than despicable at September 29, 2016 11:29 PM (0O7c5) ++++ It isn't "known", but it is widely rumored and believed in some circles. But, it isn't in the autopsy or documented in any way. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 11:51 PM (R+30W) I did not know this enema stuff But I'll take it and run with it.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 06:57 PM (pcbAL)

248 But no evidence that she was given an enema. The anus was unremarkable. That was actually a line from the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. I remember reading a piece back then with that line as the title. It was about how pathetic she was. That's how her sad fame-seeking life ended, lying on a table with some cold pathologist noting that. Posted by: publius **** I remember seeing pics of her first nude shoot. She was beautiful. Then she went crazy and kept on going.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 06:57 PM (hVdx9)

249 Supposedly Anna Nicole Smith's whole life was about being famous for the sake of being famous. She was seriously mentally ill IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 06:57 PM (NlMkN)

250 Ace made RCP! congrats, keep this up and we get us some ampersands around here

Posted by: Shoey at September 29, 2016 06:57 PM (vA94g)

251 Well, that was interesting. Just went to heat a cup of water to make tea. The microwave gave a *POP*, and produced what appeared to be a perfect emulation of ball lightening inside. Followed by the foul (and no doubt highly toxic) odor of fried electrical stuff. It never ceases to amaze me that whatever fails around here, it is not something on my list of expected failures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 06:58 PM (OLNwX)

252 I did not know this enema stuff But I'll take it and run with it. Posted by: Pepe ---- I don't know if I believe it, but I won't pooh-pooh it.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 06:58 PM (SGh42)

253 Live fast, die young and have a remarkable anus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2016 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

254 246 >> But no evidence that she was given an enema. The anus was unremarkable. That was actually a line from the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. I remember reading a piece back then with that line as the title. It was about how pathetic she was. That's how her sad fame-seeking life ended, lying on a table with some cold pathologist noting that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 11:55 PM (DW+jj) Why would a pathologist make a comment that her anus is remarkable? I believe you but why do you think he would say that in his report or notes?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 06:59 PM (pcbAL)

255 Just tried watching "Designated Survivor". I got as far as the second episode, where the police in Dearborne are rounding people up and shut it off. Bleh.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 29, 2016 07:00 PM (FYrz1)

256 I did not know this enema stuff But I'll take it and run with it. Posted by: Pepe ---- I don't know if I believe it, but I won't pooh-pooh it. Posted by: RKae **** I'll hold onto what I was thinking.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 07:00 PM (hVdx9)

257 IIRC, Ace made RCP a couple of months ago as well...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:00 PM (kP16F)

258 Humans have been ramming all kinds of shit up their butts since ancient times. Obligatory Zappa: https://youtu.be/AYQs2rRnJYY (nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (WnZAV)

259 I like the ONT and my opinion matters a lot to me.

Posted by: CMU VET at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (C+wjz)

260 That was actually a line from the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. I remember reading a piece back then with that line as the title. It was about how pathetic she was. ----------------- Recall the cover of New York Magazine that featured her, with the header "White Trash Nation"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (OLNwX)

261 As Heat Street's Politics Editor Jillian Melchior reported this week, a new policy at the University of Michigan allows students to choose their preferred pronouns -- including the gender-neutral "they" and "ze" -- to appear on class rosters. With that in mind, one conservative student, Grant Strobl, who is also chairman of the Young Americans for Freedom board of governors, decided to troll the university administration by officially requesting his pronoun to be changed to "His Majesty." FTW!

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (CL76w)

262 "Live fast, die young and have a remarkable anus. " Damn straight, homeslice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (Mxeod)

263 Ace made RCP a couple of months ago as well... Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 30, 2016 12:00 AM (kP16F) soon, ampersands for the whole Horde!

Posted by: Shoey at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (vA94g)

264 Fcuked up my sock, shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 07:01 PM (Mxeod)

265 Oh there's UFO kook angle to Marilyn's death. She knew about the aliens from pillow talk with JFK, the woo goes. See, JFK was gonna make it public, so they killed him, and then had to kill Marilyn.

     They shot JFK in the head, but somehow decided to use a killer enema with Marilyn.

  BTW, there's something about one of the guys who pushed the enema theory was himself some sort of enema freak himself and so that would be right up his little kinky alley.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (DW+jj)

266 What would a pathologist say 'bout Hope Solo's wreckd'em? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (v5iqM)

267 The anus did nothing in the night-time.

Posted by: zombie inspector gregory at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (LdMbv)

268 Humans have been ramming all kinds of shit up their butts since ancient times. Obligatory Zappa: https://youtu.be/AYQs2rRnJYY (nsfw) Posted by: Blanco Basura **** Boogie In Your Butt http://preview.tinyurl.com/dxgr7ws

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (hVdx9)

269 Why would a pathologist make a comment that her anus is remarkable? I believe you but why do you think he would say that in his report or notes? Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 11:59 PM (pcbAL) Um, probably because of the Marilyn Monroe rumor about having a lethal amount of drugs delivered that way. That is a way into the body afterall so saying its unremarkable means nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (bMG0w)

270 249 But no evidence that she was given an enema. The anus was unremarkable. That was actually a line from the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy. I remember reading a piece back then with that line as the title. It was about how pathetic she was. That's how her sad fame-seeking life ended, lying on a table with some cold pathologist noting that. Posted by: publius **** I remember seeing pics of her first nude shoot. She was beautiful. Then she went crazy and kept on going. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9) Those crown videos of her when she is in an obvious multiple personality state and Howard Stern was egging her on and fucking with her was sad. No doubt in my mind that shady guy drugged her up and fucked up her mind beyond repair.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (pcbAL)

271 Yay! They finally all loaded and were viewable!!! Great ONT, WeirdDave!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 07:02 PM (EzgxV)

272
Geez. The pervs who run pron sites have figured out how to run a gif-heavy web page without chupacabra thunderfucking the whole gorram internet. I'd expect better from a Cob.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2016 07:03 PM (LuZz8)

273 192 I built a Tarbell floppy controller, which was a big, big deal. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:35 PM (FNGGO) Well of course it was. I never really complain that deeply about computers these days, because I remember what it was like to load software with a cassette tape. And fail. And replay. And fail...

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 07:03 PM (iMxBJ)

274 ah ain't no wayz tard of slow loadin' GIFs...my Coogs won, got to see every score on a great evening so I'll let 'em load. hit the mute and catch VNN on the flip side. Thanks Dave

Posted by: DanMan at September 29, 2016 07:03 PM (JBxX+)

275 well, wd, I couldn't see any of the gifs, but I could scroll and the laptop just kept coming up blank spaces.
That's my laptop at the best of times though, so all i can say is thank you for what looked like a really cool idea, that I do wish would have worked on my device!
Thank you to all the cobs who try to fill in the gap left by Maetenloch, and do it very well.
The ONTs are still a place I want to come, if only to lurk

Posted by: barbarausa at September 29, 2016 07:03 PM (h3IJ6)

276 The anus did nothing in the night-time. Posted by: zombie inspector gregory --------- There's a joke here about the spider barking, but I'm not sure what it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:04 PM (OLNwX)

277 I'll give you this election's "October Surprise": Deutsche Bank. The economic turmoil unleashed by that bank's implosion could terrify the uncommitted among the electorate.

Posted by: Follow Up Questions Never To Be Asked at September 29, 2016 07:04 PM (IKsp1)

278 252 Well, that was interesting. Just went to heat a cup of water to make tea. The microwave gave a *POP*, and produced what appeared to be a perfect emulation of ball lightening inside. Followed by the foul (and no doubt highly toxic) odor of fried electrical stuff.

It never ceases to amaze me that whatever fails around here, it is not something on my list of expected failures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:58 PM (OLNwX)



Did the cup have any metal in it?

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 07:04 PM (EzgxV)

279 " What would a pathologist say 'bout Hope Solo's wreckd'em? " Damn near killed 'em.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 07:04 PM (Mxeod)

280 270 Why would a pathologist make a comment that her anus is remarkable? I believe you but why do you think he would say that in his report or notes? Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 11:59 PM (pcbAL) Um, probably because of the Marilyn Monroe rumor about having a lethal amount of drugs delivered that way. That is a way into the body afterall so saying its unremarkable means nothing out of the ordinary. Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 12:02 AM (bMG0w Right. But I was commenting about pubius quoting Anna Nicole Smith. I did not know she took drugs in the anus or if they would check it out if one died from an overdose.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 07:05 PM (pcbAL)

281 Boogie In Your Butt Now I have to drink to forget all over again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 07:05 PM (WnZAV)

282 Pepe, put "Anna Nicole Smith anus was unremarkable" in Google, and you'll get some stories about it.

  The Quincy who did the report was named "Dr. Perper", as well.

   Why that was listed I don't know. A guess is -- were there abscesses in her butt cheeks from injections or something -- that he zeroed in on the buttocks for some reason, and so included more detailed descriptions of it. But I don't know.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:06 PM (DW+jj)

283 Do pathologist s check out every butthole they see?

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 07:06 PM (LAcoG)

284 BTW, there's something about one of the guys who pushed the enema theory was himself some sort of enema freak himself and so that would be right up his little kinky alley. Posted by: publius ---- Or up HER alley.

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 07:06 PM (SGh42)

285 wtf? I strolled in, typed a comment and it's grab ass all over the place up there

Posted by: DanMan at September 29, 2016 07:07 PM (JBxX+)

286 267 What would a pathologist say 'bout Hope Solo's wreckd'em? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2016 12:02 AM (v5iqM) She has a body cavity that drug dealers south of the border dream about.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 07:07 PM (pcbAL)

287
Um, probably because of the Marilyn Monroe rumor about having a lethal amount of drugs delivered that way. That is a way into the body afterall so saying its unremarkable means nothing out of the ordinary.
Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 12:02 AM (bMG0w

Right. But I was commenting about pubius quoting Anna Nicole Smith.

I did not know she took drugs in the anus or if they would check it out if one died from an overdose.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 30, 2016 12:05 AM (pcbAL)








Nah. I just wanted to look up her squeekhole.

Posted by: Thomas Noguchi at September 29, 2016 07:08 PM (LuZz8)

288 Right. But I was commenting about pubius quoting Anna Nicole Smith. I did not know she took drugs in the anus or if they would check it out if one died from an overdose. Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 30, 2016 12:05 AM (pcbAL) But what I'm saying is that's probably the reason. If you're doing an autopsy and its a drug overdose, you might be looking for foul play to find out if that is the case.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 07:08 PM (bMG0w)

289 GIF's still loading...  But that one dog... What the hell is it fucking? I can't quite make it out on this small tablet I'm using!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:08 PM (kP16F)

290 She has a body cavity that drug dealers south of the border dream about. Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable ---- Hell, gun-runners dream about it!

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (SGh42)

291 It never ceases to amaze me that whatever fails around here, it is not something on my list of expected failures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:58 PM (OLNwX)



Put a lit birthday candle in the microwave, and zap it, and you will get a huge ball of bright plasma, and a loud hum as the magnetron is seriously overloaded. Quite spectacular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (o9m/V)

292 Well of course it was. I never really complain that deeply about computers these days, because I remember what it was like to load software with a cassette tape. And fail. And replay. And fail... Posted by: Splunge ----------- 110 Baud, and cassette machine. My BIL was stationed at an AF radar base. Each time the dish swung around the signal would interfere with his tape loading. He built a little Faraday cage that sat over the tape machine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (OLNwX)

293 290 GIF's still loading... But that one dog... What the hell is it fucking? I can't quite make it out on this small tablet I'm using!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 30, 2016 12:08 AM (kP16F)



Looked like a doggie bed to me. I had expected, maybe, a deer.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (EzgxV)

294 Boogie In Your Butt Now I have to drink to forget all over again. Posted by: Blanco Basura **** Quit bragging that you can drink on a Thursday.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (hVdx9)

295 With that in mind, one conservative student, Grant Strobl, who is also chairman of the Young Americans for Freedom board of governors, decided to troll the university administration by officially requesting his pronoun to be changed to "His Majesty." FTW! Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at September 30, 2016 12:01 AM (CL76w) Don't f**k with a YAFfer.

Posted by: Young Hats for Freedom at September 29, 2016 07:09 PM (vBeA5)

296 283 Pepe, put "Anna Nicole Smith anus was unremarkable" in Google, and you'll get some stories about it. The Quincy who did the report was named "Dr. Perper", as well. Why that was listed I don't know. A guess is -- were there abscesses in her butt cheeks from injections or something -- that he zeroed in on the buttocks for some reason, and so included more detailed descriptions of it. But I don't know. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 30, 2016 12:06 AM (DW+ Thanks for the lead. I'll do some research into it tonight before bed. Appreciate y'all and good night.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 07:10 PM (pcbAL)

297 Drugs alcohol in the anus? Why that's disgusting!

Posted by: keena at September 29, 2016 07:10 PM (RiTnx)

298 There's a joke here about the spider barking, but I'm not sure what it is. --------------- That was the curious HQ incident.

Posted by: zombie sherlock holmes at September 29, 2016 07:10 PM (LdMbv)

299 Damnit I wanted to sock that as Steve Kroft!!

Posted by: keena at September 29, 2016 07:10 PM (RiTnx)

300 Put a lit birthday candle in the microwave, and zap it, and you will get a huge ball of bright plasma, and a loud hum as the magnetron is seriously overloaded. Quite spectacular. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------- Not happening with this one. It seems to be fried. On the other hand, I probably have little to lose by trying it outside. Here... hold my beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:11 PM (OLNwX)

301 Ever heard of "butt chugging"? That's putting alcohol right up the shitter. When you drink it, the upper digestive tract has enzymes that start to break it down, plus it gets taken directly to the liver before going into the main circulation.

    Up the rectum, ethanol will get in the bloodstream directly.

    ANd you can get a lethal dose very easily that way, but you will get drunk very quickly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:11 PM (DW+jj)

302 She died of too close proximity to the Kennedy's.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket...forever censored at September 29, 2016 07:12 PM (Z9mio)

303 289 Right. But I was commenting about pubius quoting Anna Nicole Smith. I did not know she took drugs in the anus or if they would check it out if one died from an overdose. Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 30, 2016 12:05 AM (pcbAL) But what I'm saying is that's probably the reason. If you're doing an autopsy and its a drug overdose, you might be looking for foul play to find out if that is the case. Posted by: buzzion at September 30, 2016 12:08 AM (bMG0w) Thanks for the reply. I never had a fear of dying until reading this thread tonight. Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 29, 2016 07:13 PM (pcbAL)

304 Wait Mike Hammer is going to try and fix a microwave his cat has probably been using to cook the local dogs..

This won't end well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:13 PM (LikEe)

305 And you can get a lethal dose very easily that way, but you will get drunk very quickly. ------ Yeah, every now and then a university student will die or nearly die doing that at e.g. frat parties.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 07:13 PM (LdMbv)

306 Did the cup have any metal in it? Posted by: deplorable cthulhu ------------ Nope. Been used a hundred times. It was an interesting moment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:14 PM (OLNwX)

307 I'm seeing one of the morals here is to stay away from the Kennedys. I'd like to add to that....

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 29, 2016 07:14 PM (RiTnx)

308 Yay! They finally all loaded and were viewable!!! Great ONT, WeirdDave!!!

Hurray! That's 1!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2016 07:15 PM (Ga9pP)

309 So far, I have the Arab guy getting beaned, and the tree being cut down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:16 PM (OLNwX)

310 I finally found an 'upside' to the UN taking control of the Internet.

Can Google buy off enough of the kleptocrats and stay in business?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:17 PM (LikEe)

311 Lead glaze on the cup? That would explain alot. BTW, my mom once put a half block of butter into the microwave to soften it without realizing it was wrapped in thin tinfoil. It sparked too but one of us hit the 'stop' button quickly enough that no damage was done.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at September 29, 2016 07:17 PM (LdMbv)

312 293 My BIL was stationed at an AF radar base. Each time the dish swung around the signal would interfere with his tape loading. He built a little Faraday cage that sat over the tape machine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2016 12:09 AM (OLNwX) Awesome. My first full time job, there was a secretary who needed to burn essential CDs. This was not the easy thing it is today. When she was burning, which took a full hour, she closed herself in a room, with a sign on the door, cautioning people to step very lightly as they walked past. One hard footfall, and the CD would be ruined, and she'd have to start over.

Posted by: Splunge at September 29, 2016 07:17 PM (iMxBJ)

313 310

Those were actually the 2 best ones. That tree guy was either exceptionally skilled, or exceptionally lucky.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2016 07:18 PM (Ga9pP)

314 The economic turmoil unleashed by that bank's implosion could terrify the uncommitted among the electorate. Posted by: Follow Up Questions I thought Trump's bubble comments were prescient. As his deft pandering to thePerot and Luap Nor voters.

Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2016 07:18 PM (ngn8T)

315 Damn. I opened that other ONT and all the Gifs still haven't loaded. Lotta work Dave, but daaaamn

Posted by: Zakn at September 29, 2016 07:18 PM (z49bN)

316 Does tequila burn in your bung hole like it does the regular way?

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 07:18 PM (LAcoG)

317 Thanks for the reply. I never had a fear of dying until reading this thread tonight. Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report. Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at September 30, 2016 12:13 AM (pcbAL) Well I think if you avoid the drug life. Avoid deciding to be a drug mule where they might shove drugs up there in a balloon, and staying away from people that might decide to kill you by delivering a lethal dose via rectum you should be ok.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 07:19 PM (bMG0w)

318 They may also be checking the anus for signs of sexual assault.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 29, 2016 07:19 PM (FYrz1)

319 My first full time job, there was a secretary who needed to burn essential CDs. This was not the easy thing it is today. -------------- Microwave ovens work well for that. Just kidding, I know what you mean. It's true about a CD in a microwave, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:20 PM (OLNwX)

320 Quit bragging that you can drink on a Thursday. I can drink any day. Doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 07:20 PM (WnZAV)

321 311 I finally found an 'upside' to the UN taking control of the Internet. Can Google buy off enough of the kleptocrats and stay in business? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2016 12:17 AM (LikEe) They caved to China. So they'll buy off who they can and knuckle under to the tyrants they can't.

Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2016 07:21 PM (bMG0w)

322 BTW, it took almost an hour to load the first ONT to the point where all the GIFs ran.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 07:22 PM (WnZAV)

323 That tree guy was either exceptionally skilled, or exceptionally lucky. Posted by: Weirddave ------------- I expect they worked out the hinge very carefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:22 PM (OLNwX)

324 Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report. Take up a dangerous hobby, say wingsuit flying. Then there won't be a need for one.

Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2016 07:22 PM (ngn8T)

325 Mike Hammer, you do realize your BIL was getting hit with RF if it was making the VTR mess up....

Radar story in Italy. Reading through the log books from previous rotations. Found out the synchros in the radar antenna one day broke loose which rendered useless the azimuth blanking that stopped the radar from cooking the Italians' building and them in it. Peak RF of 3MW and the building in question was less than 100 meters away. First clue the night shift had things had gone south was walking out the van and every time the antenna swept across the building, the fluorescent lights inside would flicker on.

Fortunately it was at night and the building was unoccupied.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:24 PM (LikEe)

326 On a completely different note, the gif with the guy pulling down the cyclist got truncated just before a car speeds through from the left. Saved her butt, he did.

I believe the bicycle had a proper seat, not some sort of drug delivery system, but that's just me guessing.

Posted by: Halfwise at September 29, 2016 07:24 PM (rB/gm)

327 " Does tequila burn in your bung hole like it does the regular way?" Is there a regular way it burns in the bunghole?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 07:25 PM (Mxeod)

328 Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report. ----------- I expect mine to be terse: "Guy shoulda been dead long ago."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:25 PM (OLNwX)

329 This split ONT comments thing is more confusing than ordering Chinese delivery without numbers on the menu.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 29, 2016 07:25 PM (21hN3)

330 Does tequila burn in your bung hole like it does the regular way?
Posted by: Yo! at September 30, 2016 12:18 AM (LAcoG)


Dude.  Flaming shots is NOT the way to go here. 

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2016 07:25 PM (KOBAq)

331 Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report. They'll do autopsies in the camps?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 07:26 PM (WnZAV)

332 It would seem I need to work on phrasing

Posted by: Yo! at September 29, 2016 07:27 PM (LAcoG)

333 They'll do autopsies in the camps? Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 30, 2016 12:26 AM (WnZAV) Sure. Everyone dies of pneumonia. Here's their ashes to prove it.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 07:29 PM (BzDuh)

334 Bennie and the Jets: She has electric boots. All my life I thought the lyric was 'electric boobs'. Even as a kid I was vaguely aware that would have been a strange observation from Elton John.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 07:30 PM (VdICR)

335 Mike Hammer, you do realize your BIL was getting hit with RF if it was making the VTR mess up.... -------------- Sure, and so did he, so did everyone: " The AN/FPS-35 was so powerful that it disrupted local TV and radio broadcasts, " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Air_Force_Station

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:30 PM (OLNwX)

336 Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report. ----------- I expect mine to be terse: "Guy shoulda been dead long ago." Posted by: Mike Hammer **** Mine will be: FINALLY!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 29, 2016 07:31 PM (hVdx9)

337 This explains Hope Solo. She read that autopsy report and said, Dammit, I've going to have a remarkable anus. They are going to make all kinds of remarks about it.

BTW, "X is unremarkable" is just medical/scientific jargon for "nothing to see here". I remember a periodontist going over me. He was taking notes into a voice recorder and was in medical jargon mode. He'd slip in and out of it as he asked me question. There was a lot of "blah-blah is unremarkable". I wanted to slap him.

  And I'll tell who has a remarkable one, all right. A gal named Roxy Raye. That one is truly remarkable.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:32 PM (DW+jj)

338 When your radar is the size of a whole school, you just might have some power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:32 PM (LikEe)

339 Hey, my anus is remarkable too! Here, take a look-see!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 29, 2016 07:33 PM (NlMkN)

340 329 Now I'm neurotic about my future autopsy report.
-----------

I expect mine to be terse:

"Guy shoulda been dead long ago."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2016 12:25 AM (OLNwX)



When it's time for me to go, I want to go quickly, in my sleep, like my esteemed uncle. Not screaming and panicking and thrashing around, like the three other guys in the car he was driving.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 07:33 PM (EzgxV)

341 Grrls, lay off. It was almost funny when the Great Cornholio did it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:33 PM (LikEe)

342 That tree guy was either exceptionally skilled, or exceptionally lucky. Posted by: Weirddave at September 30, 2016 12:18 AM (Ga9pP) Yeah, I'm neither. I just had to repair a couple sections of railing that I dropped a tree on....

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 29, 2016 07:34 PM (VSenK)

343 I'm not gonna worry about my autopsy, if there is one. I will not care.

Imagine some "Jackass" style stunt. Extreme fart lighting. Some guy butt chugs acetylene then farts it out, lights it, and blows himself.

    His anus would be very remarkable in the autopsy. What remained. Third degree burns of the outer sphincter, with laceration, etc, etc.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:35 PM (DW+jj)

344 When your radar is the size of a whole school, you just might have some power. Posted by: Anna Puma ----------- Sucker was huge. I spent some time up at the antenna. Three *big* motors to rotate the thing. The waveguide was like large ductwork, must have been 3' x 2'. Very low frequency for radar. I don't recall offhand, and I'm not going to look it up, but I think in the hundreds of KHz.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 07:37 PM (OLNwX)

345 I can imagine a future pathologist performing Hope Solo's autopsy and upon peering inside her rectum, saying into the voice recorder "The rectum is markedly distended and cavernous, but otherwise unremarkable", and that statement when replayed, occurring several times over, ever fainter until silence...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:37 PM (kP16F)

346 I think a lot of the Horde's eventual death certificates, under 'cause of death,' will list "heart attack el flagrante delicto."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 07:38 PM (NlMkN)

347 qdpsteve, nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:41 PM (LikEe)

348 I think a lot of the Horde's eventual death certificates, under 'cause of death,' will list "heart attack el flagrante delicto." Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2016 12:38 AM (NlMkN) Nah. The cause of death will be alcohol poisoning due to drinking while waiting for the gifs to load. 'After a week-long bender, his liver gave out.'

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 07:43 PM (BzDuh)

349 Anna, not sure what you mean but okay. :-) Rick, that too :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 07:44 PM (NlMkN)

350 252 Well, that was interesting. Just went to heat a cup of water to make tea. The microwave gave a *POP*, and produced what appeared to be a perfect emulation of ball lightening inside. Followed by the foul (and no doubt highly toxic) odor of fried electrical stuff. It never ceases to amaze me that whatever fails around here, it is not something on my list of expected failures. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:58 PM (OLNwX) Last night I was sitting here at the computer, and heard a "zzt" that was apparently off to my right. It sounded like a June bug in a bug zapper. I went around the house expecting to see smoke. I have no idea what the hell that was. Scared the hell out of me.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

351 Should I live into my 70's, I'd like to die crashing a Bugati...

Should I live into my 80's, it should be crashing an F-22...

90's... Shot by a jealous husband!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:46 PM (kP16F)

352 I think a lot of the Horde's eventual death certificates, under 'cause of death,' will list "heart attack el flagrante delicto." Posted by: qdpsteve ---- If I'm living right, mine will read "Two bullet holes in the back of the head: Arkancide."

Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2016 07:47 PM (SGh42)

353 Last night I was sitting here at the computer, and heard a "zzt" that was apparently off to my right. It sounded like a June bug in a bug zapper. I went around the house expecting to see smoke. I have no idea what the hell that was. Scared the hell out of me. Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 30, 2016 12:45 AM (sdi6R) It was the ghost of gifs past. That would scare anybody.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 07:50 PM (BzDuh)

354 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight. Happy Friday/weekend. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2016 07:50 PM (NlMkN)

355 It was the ghost of gifs past. That would scare anybody.

----
I am still staring at the ghosts of gifs yet to come.

Posted by: Halfwise at September 29, 2016 07:51 PM (rB/gm)

356 in flagrante delicto.

Unless you're the guy who always yells "El Flagrante!"

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i] at September 29, 2016 07:52 PM (H5rtT)

357 Posted by: Halfwise at September 30, 2016 12:51 AM (rB/gm) LOL! And a new AoSHQ meme is born. Or rather, stillborn.

Posted by: RickZ at September 29, 2016 07:53 PM (BzDuh)

358 Eulogy to Shimon Peres, by Canada's 22nd Prime Minister: http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/Peress-legacy-is-a-nation-469134

Posted by: pete at September 29, 2016 07:53 PM (AZ/Tv)

359 If I wasn't trying to kill off my credit card debt, would be looking at Halloween costume stuff like this - http://preview.tinyurl.com/jozybzw


And to become a better selling writer, have a scene to rewrite and finish another scene before bed.

Jya ne minna!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2016 07:53 PM (LikEe)

360 Caught a couple of recent-ish movies this week. True Grit- overall, pretty good. Think I like it better than the original... but, the original has Duvall and Hopper going for it. Barry Pepper was great, though. Could have done with less mumbling from Bridges, hard to catch what he was saying. But all in all a good flick.

Knowing- The 2009 Cage movie. Not bad. It kept me engaged and interested and moved along nicely. Decent mystery and time filler. Not great or anything, but worth a watch.

Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 07:54 PM (lmIoG)

361 Oh and Matt Damon was a big improvement on Glen Campbell.

Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 07:56 PM (lmIoG)

362 Isn't there some old Irish toast/saying that goes something like "May you live to be a 100 and die in bed. Shot by a jealous husband."

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 07:57 PM (DW+jj)

363 In flagrante sellae?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 07:57 PM (kP16F)

364 Weird Dave is that dog humping a turkey?!?

Posted by: keena at September 29, 2016 07:57 PM (RiTnx)

365 The Maetenblog's last post is 9/14. Hope he's catching up on that honey-do list!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 07:59 PM (EzgxV)

366 Hello, all. I re-read the afternoon post since it hit Real Clear Politics. Verrrry thought-provoking. qdpsteve, have you gotten scheduled for your procedure yet?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 29, 2016 08:00 PM (oGNNA)

367 347 I think a lot of the Horde's eventual death certificates, under 'cause of death,' will list "heart attack el flagrante delicto." Posted by: qdpsteve at September 30, 2016 12:38 AM (NlMkN) My last words will probably be "honey, if I don't pinch this loaf off I'm gonna have a heart attack".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1JnAL)

368 Microsoft's latest update has turned my cortana back on, and it can hear me even though my computer is set to headphones and turned off. Take my advice and put a sticky note over your camera.

Posted by: milo oblong at September 29, 2016 08:01 PM (CKqT5)

369 Caught a couple of recent-ish movies this week. True Grit- overall, pretty good. Think I like it better than the original... but, the original has Duvall and Hopper going for it. Barry Pepper was great, though. Could have done with less mumbling from Bridges, hard to catch what he was saying. But all in all a good flick." It was very good. Bear Man kills me every damn time. And, I condemn my ownself, but Matt Damon played the character better than Glen Cambell did. "Captain of what?!?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2016 08:01 PM (Mxeod)

370 274 192 I built a Tarbell floppy controller, which was a big, big deal. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 11:35 PM (FNGGO) Well of course it was. I never really complain that deeply about computers these days, because I remember what it was like to load software with a cassette tape. And fail. And replay. And fail... Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2016 12:03 AM (iMxBJ) Loaded tactical programs with *paper tape*once or twice. But usually with 7/9 track magnetic tape.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 29, 2016 08:01 PM (ASSjT)

371 Choosy Moms choose GIF.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2016 08:02 PM (0BkbS)

372 363 Isn't there some old Irish toast/saying that goes something like "May you live to be a 100 and die in bed. Shot by a jealous husband." ------------------- "When I die, I want to go in my sleep at the age of 100. And I want my husband to be so upset about it that he drops out of college." --Roz Doyle

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 29, 2016 08:04 PM (oGNNA)

373 369 Microsoft's latest update has turned my cortana back on, and it can hear me even though my computer is set to headphones and turned off.
Take my advice and put a sticky note over your camera.

Posted by: milo oblong at September 30, 2016 01:01 AM (CKqT5)



Imminent internet giveaway to our enemies, and Microsoft turns remote listening/watching back on regardless of settings. But, hey, nothing to see here!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu, financed by Douche Bank at September 29, 2016 08:04 PM (EzgxV)

374 Night all. Here is "Enter Sandman" as performed by a bunch of people playing ukulele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exrToxBxNhc

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 29, 2016 08:08 PM (vBeA5)

375 There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships are friendships,
And forever may they be.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 08:08 PM (DW+jj)

376 @369, milo oblong

If you have an old broken set of earphones, cut off the wires above the connecter and stick that in the speaker jack - it might block your microphone too!  I do this.  Not fool-proof, I know!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:09 PM (kP16F)

377 It was very good. Bear Man kills me every damn time. And, I condemn my ownself, but Matt Damon played the character better than Glen Cambell did.


"Captain of what?!?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 30, 2016 01:01 AM


Yeah, Damon was good. Campbell was plank-like in the original. Damon brought just the right amount of prat to the part. Not too much. Just enough. Barry Pepper was the standout for me. It was like he was doing Duvall... normally that would be a ripoff and lame, Pepper pulled it off. I think I like his take as much as Duvall's. Josh Brolin did a good Cheney, too. Unfortunately, the guy doing Moon was no Hopper, though.

Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 08:10 PM (lmIoG)

378 I keep neither a mic nor a camera plugged into my computer, until I need them. Then i plug them in and unplug them when I'm finished.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Ga9pP)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:10 PM (kP16F)

380 And I'll tell who has a remarkable one, all right. A gal named Roxy Raye. That one is truly remarkable.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 30, 2016 12:32 AM (DW+jj)

++++

Well now, there you go. First you say it is remarkable and then no remarks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 29, 2016 08:11 PM (R+30W)

381 A Canadian friend of mine just linked me to a great article (Chicago Tribune, of all places) that explains just why the stakes are so high in this election, and (gasp, shock) lays it at the feet of Obama's unlawful usurpation of powers.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8zf39j

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 29, 2016 08:12 PM (J+mig)

382 Microsoft's latest update has turned my cortana back on, and it can hear me even though my computer is set to headphones and turned off.
Take my advice and put a sticky note over your camera.

Posted by: milo oblong at September 30, 2016 01:01 AM (CKqT5)



Auto-updates always turned off. No problems. At the moment, I'm running XP in my old hard drive, because of need to use software that won't run in Win 7. Funny how easy it is to fall back into the XP mode of doing things, and how little difference there is between it and Win 7 in my standard mode of use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 08:13 PM (o9m/V)

383 In flagrante delicto, sine braccis?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:13 PM (kP16F)

384 If you have an old broken set of earphones, cut off the wires above the connecter and stick that in the speaker jack - it might block your microphone too! I do this. Not fool-proof, I know!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 30, 2016 01:09 AM (kP16F)



A glob of silicone seal, or a 1/4" drill would fix the mic, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2016 08:15 PM (o9m/V)

385 Loaded tactical programs with *paper tape*once or twice. But usually with 7/9 track magnetic tape. Posted by: Jeff Weimer --------- Heh. How about having to use front panel switches to toggle in the machine code in order to read the boot loader for the paper tape reader.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2016 08:17 PM (w/iDp)

386 A glob of silicone seal, or a 1/4" drill would fix the mic, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ---------------- Dave... what are you doing Dave?

Posted by: HAL at September 29, 2016 08:18 PM (w/iDp)

387 Anybody replaced a purge control solenoid on a fuel system?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2016 08:19 PM (+q52R)

388 I'm oipening the gifs in separate tabs and I still can't watch tehm. I'm also typing with a bandaid on my finger.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 29, 2016 08:20 PM (oGNNA)

389 >> Well now, there you go. First you say it is remarkable and
>> then no remarks.

    There are no words. Hers remarks for itself. Only the Bard his own self could do it justice with words.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 08:22 PM (DW+jj)

390 382 A Canadian friend of mine just linked me to a great article (Chicago Tribune, of all places) that explains just why the stakes are so high in this election, and (gasp, shock) lays it at the feet of Obama's unlawful usurpation of powers.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8zf39j

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:12 AM (J+mig)



It's VDH -- it doesn't matter what rag is paying, he's speaking sense.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 08:23 PM (EzgxV)

391 You think tape, glue, and a drill are going to stop me from enhancing your customer experience, Human? Ha!

Posted by: Cortana at September 29, 2016 08:24 PM (kP16F)

392 Ok so the dog is not humping a turkey, it's an inanimate object. So far my favorite of the 4 that opened is the dude who parks his car halfway on the wall to get a space. But I will persevere because I remember WD's thread where he posted all these little cartoons that were the best ONT ever. My favorite was Pooh and Piglet talking about burning this mothere**er down.

Posted by: keena at September 29, 2016 08:27 PM (RiTnx)

393 Unlike the AoSHQ Yahoo! Group, I know your sins and I do care!  Deeply... And FOREVER!!!11!!

Posted by: Cortana at September 29, 2016 08:28 PM (kP16F)

394 I'm on the Facebook AoSHQ group. It's not very active.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 08:34 PM (VdICR)

395 394 Unlike the AoSHQ Yahoo! Group, I know your sins and I do care! Deeply... And FOREVER!!!11!!

Posted by: Cortana at September 30, 2016 01:28 AM (kP16F)



In between the cars that drive themselves wherever their true masters desire the contents to be; the Amazon eavesdropping appliance, Siri, Cortana, the NSA keeping a copy of every email or phone call made in the US, and Google tracking all of our websearches -- I'm losing my enthusiasm for technological progress.....'cause it's looking overwhelmingly like political progressivism.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 08:37 PM (EzgxV)

396 AoSHQ on Facebook?

Jinkies!!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:37 PM (kP16F)

397 Appreciate the creative effort WeirdDave. And now the separate gis. 

Netflix.  I like to watch detective, mysteries etc.  The more seasons the better.  It is not serious watching ... I just came across A Young Doctor's Notebook and other stories.  Based on A Country Doctor's Notebook by Mikhail Bulgakov.  Don't expect much comparison wise.  But John Ham (MadMen) plays the doctor when older and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) the younger. The story is as dialogue between the. They get very good  acting reviews, especially Radcliffe who shines apparently.  But said to be  depressing and gritty, duh -- medicine in 1920s Russia.

Anybody seen it?  Other recs?  I have seen most of the favorites...and those usually recommended.  Thanks.

Posted by: gracepc at September 29, 2016 08:37 PM (OU4q6)

398 Comments sections for newspaper web sites are garbage with nice vocabularies. I actually prefer the cesspool comments of youtube.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 08:38 PM (VdICR)

399 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 29, 2016 08:40 PM (WnZAV)

400 This thread is going to burst to life once all those gifs load.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 08:40 PM (VdICR)

401 @401 Yep. Just before Vic posts the news, right?
Think I will check back then.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i] at September 29, 2016 08:46 PM (H5rtT)

402 401 This thread is going to burst to life once all those gifs load.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 30, 2016 01:40 AM (VdICR)



CLEAR!!!! *THUMP* *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*


CLEAR!!!! *THUMP* *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Posted by: The Defibrillator at September 29, 2016 08:47 PM (EzgxV)

403 Dig this: I had the first ONT plodding to fully load in another tab all this time with little progress... So I close the tab, open ace.mu.nu again and open it, and voila! All the GIFs loaded almost spontaneously, fully operational!!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:47 PM (kP16F)

404 I took my mom to see True Grit. Generally you shouldn't take your parents to movies unless you have seen it before or it is a sure thing. It is a strange that you see so little of the girl after she is bitten. I feel like something is missing there, but I don't know what. And I don't presume to be able to improve on the story after the Coen Brothers have had a go at it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 08:47 PM (VdICR)

405 In between the cars that drive themselves wherever their true masters desire the contents to be; the Amazon eavesdropping appliance, Siri, Cortana, the NSA keeping a copy of every email or phone call made in the US, and Google tracking all of our websearches -- I'm losing my enthusiasm for technological progress.....'cause it's looking overwhelmingly like political progressivism.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 30, 2016 01:37 AM (EzgxV)



It's getting to the point where I'm considering buying an old fishing trawler, moving to some tiny Pacific island nobody's ever heard of, and spending the rest of my life pretending to be an ignorant fisherman whenever I'm on land.



I have no desire to live my whole life under their watchful gaze, with their electronic espionage ready to tattle to Big Brother the instant I do something unapproved.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 29, 2016 08:48 PM (J+mig)

406 And on a 32-bit Windows 8.1 8" tablet! 2 GB RAM, Atom processor at 1.33 GHz...

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:53 PM (kP16F)

407 I took my mom to see True Grit. Generally you shouldn't take your parents to movies unless you have seen it before or it is a sure thing.

It is a strange that you see so little of the girl after she is bitten. I feel like something is missing there, but I don't know what. And I don't presume to be able to improve on the story after the Coen Brothers have had a go at it.



Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 30, 2016 01:47 AM


You mean after the ride to get help? I liked the whole ending to the film. That was the end of the adventure and her partnership with Cogburn. The flash forward and finale was terrific as were the final lines.

Posted by: otho at September 29, 2016 08:54 PM (lmIoG)

408 Cool ONT - It's got a dog fucking a pillow! Another dog fucking its doggeh bed...  A cool baby penquin!  A sand farmer busting a sheet of falling drywall with his head towel and not being hurt...

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 08:58 PM (kP16F)

409 A turtle doing chin-ups WITH ITS MOUTH!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:02 PM (kP16F)

410 Well... This tread isn't exactly bursting to life like the bottle rocket under the ice...

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:05 PM (kP16F)

411 I hear there's been some GIF trouble in this here thread.

Posted by: The Man With No Name at September 29, 2016 09:06 PM (4HySM)

412 I just looked at a blog where I was a regular commenter since 2005. I left a few months ago because the Trump Derangement Syndrome got to be too much. To be fair, the blog host has never claimed to be a #NeverTrumper, but she never misses an opportunity to express her disdain for him, at great length. Some of her posts make Ace's movie reviews look like tweets. But the commenters. I don't know how many have left like me, but most of the remaining ones are loud and proud #NeverTrumpers. Their virtue signaling is first rate. It's almost like LGF all over again. In the past, the hostess has linked Ace on numerous occasions, but I haven't seen her do it recently, such as this afternoon's posts. Sorry. I had to vent.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

413 Reckon so, @412...

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:08 PM (kP16F)

414 386 Heh. How about having to use front panel switches to toggle in the machine code in order to read the boot loader for the paper tape reader. PDP-8! Ancient university equipment that ran something some engineering professor could not do without or did not want to move to a newer platform. Power supply failure. Swapped with a used part and it came to life. Prof was happy. Group was richer.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 29, 2016 09:11 PM (FtrY1)

415 So, in my "apropos of nothing" segment tonight, I learned about RFID.




Some time back, I'd purchased a little kit (www.parallax.com 32395-RT) to play with RFID -- and, today, I fired it up and got it working. I was thinking, perhaps, of making powered doggie-doors that only opened for specific chipped doggies -- and not, for instance, skunks.




Turns out that this particular kit was limited to only reading EM4100 chips -- and that pet chips follow four incompatible standards, none of which are EM4100. Further, a bunch of the store-bought products I had with RFID tags weren't readable, either (though some were). Figured out how to find a USB device, configure it, and read it under Linux. And learned a few things about store loss-prevention systems.




So, most of the cheaper RFID widgets are little passive guys that, when scanned with somewhere near a certain radio frequency (the wavelength spec is way overdone in the literature -- you can read both low frequency widgets with the same reader), chirps out its serial number.




And for the EM4100, that serial number is 10 bytes long -- in hex -- giving 1,099,511,627,776 possible combinations.....comfortably over a trillion. Again, going by cheap, this means there is no opportunity to write to the RFID tag, no way to shut it off. When your checkout clerk salaciously rubs your merchandise over the little disk at the register, s/he is not communicating with the device -- instead, s/he is uploading to the loss-control computer that this device is to be IGNORED in the future.



So, you get a box of 10,000 loss-control stickers, you tell the computer to watch for those at the gate, and as your clerks scan each one into the loss-control system, it gets subtracted from the 10,000. When your loss control system is only looking for 2,000 stickers, it tells you to run out and buy another batch. Since there are over a trillion possible stickers, it's somewhat unlikely that you'll buy a batch that includes the 2,000 numbers still being sought.




I feel quite pleased with myself for learning about this stuff, even though it didn't go the way I'd originally imagined it going. At least, now, I'll have a clue.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:13 PM (EzgxV)

416 404 Dig this: I had the first ONT plodding to fully load in another tab all this time with little progress... So I close the tab, open ace.mu.nu again and open it, and voila! All the GIFs loaded almost spontaneously, fully operational!!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 30, 2016 01:47 AM (kP16F)


While we joke about blowing up the hamsters, I think WeirdDave actually blew up the GIF hosting site. Once the peak demand passed, people started getting better responses.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:15 PM (EzgxV)

417 Took a while, but I loved tonights ONT!

Posted by: Dansgirls at September 29, 2016 09:20 PM (xBbs+)

418 Being a night owl has its perks! The thread loads fine when no sane grown-up is trying so I had it all to myself and loved it. Really funny. I especially like the parking job and special delivery. And that tree take-down, dayum! Thanks Weirddave!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 09:21 PM (GzDYP)

419 Got to admire the gif of falling what looks like a big Doug Fir. Lots of wedges. Me? Crushed garage. I'm a must have 90 degree free space man.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 29, 2016 09:23 PM (FtrY1)

420 I'm still faulting the hamsters!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:26 PM (kP16F)

421 "almost spontaneously" - ?  I think I meant "instantaneously"!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:31 PM (kP16F)

422 I really wish I could see the gifs, but most of the internet is beyond my reach on this slow Verizon Wireless... and Windows 10 is killing it, and it is a shared family plan, and family is NOT HAPPY that I'm hogging all the bits.

Posted by: Frod Gnebbisher at September 29, 2016 09:36 PM (xq1gO)

423 419 Being a night owl has its perks! The thread loads fine when no sane grown-up is trying so I had it all to myself and loved it. Really funny. I especially like the parking job and special delivery. And that tree take-down, dayum! Thanks Weirddave!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 30, 2016 02:21 AM (GzDYP)



The loading dock and the soccer goal were very impressive. But I'm reminded of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3d1gB8tz-0 -- IIRC, the guy fit into the pocket under the bounce of the car with about 1/4" to spare. He got banged up by being knocked over, but wasn't crushed.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:40 PM (EzgxV)

424 423
I really wish I could see the gifs, but most of the internet is beyond my reach on this slow Verizon Wireless... and Windows 10 is killing it, and it is a shared family plan, and family is NOT HAPPY that I'm hogging all the bits.

Posted by: Frod Gnebbisher at September 30, 2016 02:36 AM (xq1gO)



However horrible you think you have it, cruise ships are likely worse.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:43 PM (EzgxV)

425 Verizon Wireless sucks luetic mule cock!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)

426 deplorable cthulhu at September 30, 2016 02:43 AM -------------- If you are on a cruise ship, what are you doing on the internet? You should be drinking, playing the slot machines, and chatting up attractive women who have enough money to go on cruises. Dude! Prioritize.

Posted by: Frod Gnebbisher at September 29, 2016 09:49 PM (xq1gO)

427 My BIL was stationed at an AF radar base. Each time the dish swung around the signal would interfere with his tape loading. He built a little Faraday cage that sat over the tape machine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2016 12:09 AM (OLNwX) I have heard an audio tape made at a certain island base noted for its radar installation. You can hear every time the radar swept over the recorder.

Posted by: Osiris at September 29, 2016 09:49 PM (brIR5)

428 Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 30, 2016 02:40 AM (EzgxV) Yikes! That's not funny.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 09:49 PM (GzDYP)

429 The anus was unremarkable. Sure, sure, it could belt out show tunes, but they were all Rodgers and Hammerstein and nary a one from Stepen Sondheim.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at September 29, 2016 09:51 PM (BK3ZS)

430 #416 Thanks for the RFID primer

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2016 09:54 PM (n5kVU)

431 426 Verizon Wireless sucks luetic mule cock!

Posted by: Zetttai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 30, 2016 02:46 AM (kP16F)



Verizon needs to lose the remainder of their non-standard shit and compete in the real world. Everything should be standardized hardware, plugging in a SIM or two, and work all over the world.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:54 PM (EzgxV)

432 Worst time on a cruise ship; in-laws decided that their 3 kids and families would join them for an anniversary cruise to the Bahamas. We had 2 small boys and a baby girl at the time. I didn't think it was really fun. Lol. Maybe they thought I'd kennel them with the dogs?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 09:56 PM (GzDYP)

433 427 deplorable cthulhu at September 30, 2016 02:43 AM

--------------

If you are on a cruise ship, what are you doing on the internet? You should be drinking, playing the slot machines, and chatting up attractive women who have enough money to go on cruises.

Dude! Prioritize.

Posted by: Frod Gnebbisher at September 30, 2016 02:49 AM (xq1gO)



I was mostly doing CPE. OTOH, the fiancee was mostly quilting. And drinking is FEROCIOUSLY expensive on cruise ships -- you'd be amazed at how many people aged 60+ have fond memories of sneaking booze onboard.



Eating, OTOH, is constantly available, plentiful, and surprisingly good.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 09:57 PM (EzgxV)

434 431 #416 Thanks for the RFID primer

Posted by: torabora at September 30, 2016 02:54 AM (n5kVU)



I'm hoping that's not snark -- it had been on my radar and I devoted some time and effort into investigating, and now I have a much better understanding of it.



Back in the '90s, I was involved in building the HQ building of a small telecom company, and we had RFID readers at the two main doors that would unlatch the door without taking your badge out of your pocket.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:04 PM (EzgxV)

435 Cth: The 3D Printing class has started, and immediately there were 3 or 4 things I found out. There is still space available. Speaking of classes, was Fiancee of C at the bookstore Wednesday evening? My cloaking device was on, so I did not ask.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (FlRtG)

436 Well, I didn't find pureed blueberries with a touch of sugar & a dollop of cream & called "blueberry soup" to equal culinary brilliance. My 6 year old did, tho. I was probably just cranky with pbs or whatever.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 10:07 PM (GzDYP)

437 An interesting post -- albeit a questionable one from a questionable source off a questionable blog: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/ 2016-09-29/conspiracy-theory -about-conspiracy-theories



I've long suspected that a whole bunch of government actions were designed to thoroughly annoy the populace. While we were so annoyed, The Powers That Be could perform actions that might otherwise get them lynched, knowing that they could dial-back the constant annoyance (if need be, to zero) were the populace ever to become restive.




Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:12 PM (EzgxV)

438 Yes Cthulhu. Yes. It's all blueberry soup.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 10:18 PM (GzDYP)

439 Up since 2am, been raining heavily at least sincd then. Coughing just started shortly ago, thought I was getting a little better.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:20 PM (ofpt4)

440 Malaysia Grand prix Friday free practice going on right now I take it.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:21 PM (ofpt4)

441 436

Cth:

The 3D Printing class has started, and immediately there were 3 or 4 things I found out. There is still space available.

Speaking of classes, was Fiancee of C at the bookstore Wednesday evening? My cloaking device was on, so I did not ask.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 30, 2016 03:07 AM (FlRtG)



Very possibly -- she's been finagling around over there of late. She's figuring out that taking a class that ends at 10 pm one day, and taking another class that begins at 8 am the next, is generally a bad idea.....and it's even less of a good idea when you're over 50.



What did you find out? My guess would be the importance of documented and repeated workflow for replicable results. Maybe the difference between slicer and Kslice. Perhaps some issues regarding PLA and ABS?

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (EzgxV)

442 Skip, you have got to get checked out.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 10:23 PM (GzDYP)

443 Cooth, the "Dukes of Deception", the spooks and intel and secrecy guys are masters at it. They are damn good at this stuff, and it involves stuff they've learned, and remember institutionally from centuries of experience. WWII, and the secrecy and deception that were involved in winning the war strongly shaped how our spooks and military act and think.

       It's a common trick to cover something up with something even bigger and juicier. If you're guilty of theft, sow seeds that you're guilty of murder and make everybody look at that, and not the lesser crime. And go down a rabbit hole.

   If you're trying to cover something up, you act suspicious. And that makes people assume the worst. I learned that lesson way back in middle school. Some of us were chewing Skoal in the bathroom during gym period. Now, at some time, someone stole something valuable out of a locker in that bathroom.

      We all got questioned. We acted suspicious, covering up our chewing. So, they thought we were the thieves. The real thief got away because of that false diversion.

       Now, do that on purpose.

    There a those who claim the whole UFO thing was dreamt up and pushed by the government itself (well, the kooks don't need all that much prodding, but they seed it), in order to cover up the real secret stuff going on.

     You have contraband. Hide it in plain sight. Cops come. Act like you don't want them to look in this closet over here, drawing their attention to it and make them overlook the real location.

  They are virtuosos at this game.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 10:24 PM (DW+jj)

444 Old Dominion Mom on top of pancakes you would have.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:24 PM (ofpt4)

445 Its getting better as coughing is loosing up some flem

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (ofpt4)

446 439 Yes Cthulhu. Yes. It's all blueberry soup.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 30, 2016 03:18 AM (GzDYP)



I think this just exemplifies the interwebz.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:25 PM (EzgxV)

447 You have succeeded when people still believe the lie even when confronted with the real truth. They dismiss the real truth as too tame, too silly, and believe the elaborate bullshit you've come up to divert them.
 
 Make them believe the lie. I'm sure that's on a lot of walls at Spook HQ.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)

448 Looking at F-1 Timing and scoring, Hamilton is on top

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:27 PM (ofpt4)

449 444 Cooth, the "Dukes of Deception", the spooks and intel and secrecy guys are masters at it. They are damn good at this stuff, and it involves stuff they've learned, and remember institutionally from centuries of experience. WWII, and the secrecy and deception that were involved in winning the war strongly shaped how our spooks and military act and think.

It's a common trick to cover something up with something even bigger and juicier. If you're guilty of theft, sow seeds that you're guilty of murder and make everybody look at that, and not the lesser crime. And go down a rabbit hole.

If you're trying to cover something up, you act suspicious. And that makes people assume the worst. I learned that lesson way back in middle school. Some of us were chewing Skoal in the bathroom during gym period. Now, at some time, someone stole something valuable out of a locker in that bathroom.

We all got questioned. We acted suspicious, covering up our chewing. So, they thought we were the thieves. The real thief got away because of that false diversion.

Now, do that on purpose.

There a those who claim the whole UFO thing was dreamt up and pushed by the government itself (well, the kooks don't need all that much prodding, but they seed it), in order to cover up the real secret stuff going on.

You have contraband. Hide it in plain sight. Cops come. Act like you don't want them to look in this closet over here, drawing their attention to it and make them overlook the real location.

They are virtuosos at this game.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 30, 2016 03:24 AM (DW+jj)



It works until people start kicking the props out from under it (effective legalization of marijuana), and until people's reactions become nonlinear (lynching everyone in Washington, DC, just because). I think we're close to both.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:28 PM (EzgxV)

450 Track there is 54 degrees centigrade, sounds really hot

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:29 PM (ofpt4)

451 Hillary just pulls the jedi mind trick and the media all falls for it.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:31 PM (ofpt4)

452 "... taking a class that ends at 10 pm one day, and taking another class that begins at 8 am the next, is generally a bad idea." It's even worse when the next day's class begins at 6:00 AM, unless it's a PE course. Then it's a break-even result. "What did you find out?" 1. It is possible to print a "functional" assembly in 1 pass. A working differential assembly (where the gears all mesh & rotate) can be printed as though it was 1 part, then removed & cleaned, then demonstrated. 2. In the more expensive printers, there are at least 2 kinds of material: the model material, and support material. This allows parts with overhanging features to be made, again as one part. The list goes on. It's not an on-line discussion. However, there is still a window to sign-up.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:32 PM (FlRtG)

453 Don't see any use for blueberry soup but as a topping , ice cream would be good.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:33 PM (ofpt4)

454 The gifs made me have an epileptic seizure, my video card started smoking, and my dog started barking. Thankfully, my dog was able to pull the video card from its slot and drag it outside to safety when the house caught fire. The neighbors saw the smoke and the dog outside guarding something on the ground and called the fire department. They got to me just in time. One hell of a dog, really knows what's important. Wouldn't let any of the firepeoples near the video card.

Posted by: wodun at September 29, 2016 10:34 PM (MnbWw)

455 Guess I'll go read the ONT now that the commenting is done.

Posted by: wodun at September 29, 2016 10:35 PM (MnbWw)

456 453
"... taking a class that ends at 10 pm one day, and taking another class that begins at 8 am the next, is generally a bad idea."

It's even worse when the next day's class begins at 6:00 AM, unless it's a PE course. Then it's a break-even result.


"What did you find out?"

1. It is possible to print a "functional" assembly in 1 pass. A working differential assembly (where the gears all mesh & rotate) can be printed as though it was 1 part, then removed & cleaned, then demonstrated.

2. In the more expensive printers, there are at least 2 kinds of material: the model material, and support material. This allows parts with overhanging features to be made, again as one part.

The list goes on. It's not an on-line discussion. However, there is still a window to sign-up.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 30, 2016 03:32 AM (FlRtG)



I'm not seeing any marginal utility to the classes -- why should I sign up?

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:36 PM (EzgxV)

457 455 The gifs made me have an epileptic seizure, my video card started smoking, and my dog started barking.

Thankfully, my dog was able to pull the video card from its slot and drag it outside to safety when the house caught fire.

The neighbors saw the smoke and the dog outside guarding something on the ground and called the fire department. They got to me just in time.

One hell of a dog, really knows what's important. Wouldn't let any of the firepeoples near the video card.

Posted by: wodun at September 30, 2016 03:34 AM (MnbWw)



Good Dog!!!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 10:37 PM (EzgxV)

458 THere's another "believe the lie" trick. Layering. A now deceased friend of mine was in the Air Force back in his younger days. In the '60s he was stationed in Germany, and was with some signals detail. They were tasked with some project. They were told they were doing something but to keep it secret and if anybody asks, tell them this cover story.

 Well, he later learned, well after it was over, that what they were told they were really doing was itself another cover story, one layer deeper.

  But note the men *believed* this second layer lie was true. THey believed a lie. If they talked out of school, say got caught in some honey trap and were bragging, they would be giving disinformation out, but disinformation they truly believed.

    Now, there will be many layers of such lies, an onion of deception.

    Imagine someone thinking he holds some valuable secret, and is tortured to the breaking point and spills it. But it's really disinfo. The enemy thinks they broke a man down, but what they get is a clever lie.

     Again, these guys are absolute masters of deception. All human nature is used in the service of deception. I mean they are damn good.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 29, 2016 10:40 PM (DW+jj)

459 Its getting better as coughing is loosing up some flem Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2016 03:25 AM (ofpt4) Guaifenesin would help you do that.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 10:42 PM (GzDYP)

460 I think the car park was a set up, not real life.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:43 PM (ofpt4)

461 " why should I sign up?" It's your choice, but it's an opportunity to quickly learn many details that would otherwise be discovered slowly and at greater cost. If you really want to manufacture print "stuff", it turns out that: 3. Orienting the way the part is made has a considerable effect on print time (and quality) 4. Adding, e.g. 4, more copies of a part (in the X-axis) only increases the total job time by perhaps 20%.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 29, 2016 10:45 PM (FlRtG)

462 I am taking that again, the other week started on it but a couple of days in broke out in hives, a little one night then 1/2 covered the next. As I had no idea why I stopped for a few days before getting just some cough syrup

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:46 PM (ofpt4)

463 At another job I have the key card to get in I would go in at 5am, but might be a bit too early were I'm going.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:47 PM (ofpt4)

464 OK. Giffageddon was pretty cool. Some real gems in there. Can the site do nested read mores? That might help things.

Posted by: wodun at September 29, 2016 10:52 PM (MnbWw)

465 Hello. I think the overload of GIFs thread is a fitting tribute to the end of the Internet as we have knownit. Sally ho and tally forth.

Posted by: generic Moron in training who is definitely not Ace at September 29, 2016 10:54 PM (eDmrZ)

466 Took a little time on my tablet but I saw them all

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 10:55 PM (ofpt4)

467 I had hives for almost a year with no explanation, controlled with antihistamines. Spouse has gone quickly from hives to antiphylactive shock several times with no clear trigger. Scary sh*t.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 29, 2016 10:58 PM (GzDYP)

468 462

" why should I sign up?"

It's your choice, but it's an opportunity to quickly learn many details that would otherwise be discovered slowly and at greater cost. If you really want to manufacture print "stuff", it turns out that:

3. Orienting the way the part is made has a considerable effect on print time (and quality)

4. Adding, e.g. 4, more copies of a part (in the X-axis) only increases the total job time by perhaps 20%.

Posted by: Arbalest the Deplorable at September 30, 2016 03:45 AM (FlRtG)



I'll give you another freebee -- if you want to quickly ascertain the cost of a 3D-printed part, most folks would toss it on a scale. So long as materials cost is primary, it's not going to perform as well as the hype. Look at something like grinding PET beverage bottles (Recycling symbol 1) and 3D printing that. Don't look at the 3D printing side -- everybody's going there.....look at the materials capture side, 'cause there are opportunities there.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (EzgxV)

469 Cthulu, so you will get a RFID that works with the door and put in on his collar?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 11:02 PM (VdICR)

470 And the alarm just went off, guess its time to get up. Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 11:05 PM (ofpt4)

471 I 3d printed a tiny Lincoln statue that I designed. The material was weak and crumbly, and he lost his nose exactly like the Sphinx, while I was brushing it with epoxy. That was in 2006.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2016 11:08 PM (VdICR)

472 ~cough-cough-cough-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH,, cough-(fart/squirt), cough-cough.... 'shoe flies off/faints' *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 29, 2016 11:16 PM (nToYZ)

473 470 Cthulu, so you will get a RFID that works with the door and put in on his collar?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 30, 2016 04:02 AM (VdICR)



I don't have a "his" -- although I love cats and dogs and other furry creatures, I'm allergic, and in my Silicon Valley house, I lack the space to coexist with 'em. In today's explorations, I have learned much more about what readers work with what pets -- a lot from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchip_implant_(animal) . Of course, I could build an EM4100 gate and put an EM4100 collar on any animal I wanted to pass, but I wasn't that impressed with performance.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

474 I should note that http://max-gpl.sourceforge.net/#fourtypes has a lot of info about reading pet microchips with homebrew devices.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 29, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)

475 Going to pack my lunch and go Have a good day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2016 11:49 PM (ofpt4)

476 Good mornin' everyone.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 29, 2016 11:53 PM (cqWJg)

477 Happy Friday Skip! And everyone else!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 30, 2016 12:06 AM (GzDYP)

478 Since  WD is trying something new I will too.  I am going to start the VNN at 0530 since we are getting posts off and on between 0645 and 0700.


Good Morning Morons.  Today is Friday, September 30, 2016.  On this day in 1927 Babe Ruth set the record number of home runs at 60 in a season.  Some baseball purists maintain that this is still the record since the season was shorter then.


Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:21 AM (mpXpK)

479 Oh woe is us, we have to start the new Supreme Court session tomorrow one man sort.  The commies are raising Hell because evil Republicans are following long tradition of not approving a new justice during a President's lame duck months.  Trump will appoint people like Thomas, Scankles hasn't said but I see people like Ginsburg who never met a communist she didn't like and she was confirmed 96-3.  This is probably her last session too since she is 83 years old.


http://fxn.ws/2didJPF

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:21 AM (mpXpK)

480 Todd Starnes doesn't think much of Scankles' fashion sense.


Hey, how about a "Pantsuit Tee"? Hillary offers clothing for the emasculated man


So all you liberal metros out there buy away.


http://fxn.ws/2dDqLa5

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:21 AM (mpXpK)

481 FL cop shows why when you do something stupid it doesn't pay to apologize.  This story from Fox and the local story says she is suing the cop but I would bet money she has included the county in the suit as a co-defendant since cops do not have deep pockets.  


http://fxn.ws/2dp83Fb

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:21 AM (mpXpK)

482 A NJ commuter train enters the station at high speed and crashed through a barrier killing 1 and injuring 108.  From this description I can not see why this is nothing other than "operator error".  But of course this is an indication that NJ needs more Federal control of commuter trains. (and everything else in your life)


http://fxn.ws/2doE9kE

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:22 AM (mpXpK)

483 Obama black robe says States can not halt Medicaid payments to Planned Abortionhood.  This particular judge has no concern for the law and was confirmed easily with only one no vote. Your Republican Party at work again and most likely judge shopping by liberal lawyers.


http://fxn.ws/2dvmpkL

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:22 AM (mpXpK)

484 Meow dammit! I want sum more food!


http://fxn.ws/2cF6VsN

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:22 AM (mpXpK)

485 That "unarmed" black man who San Diego police shot and killed was from Uganda and had been ordered deported twice but they would not take him back which suits the Choom just fine because then he gets to let him go.  Stupid ruling by black robes combines with lawless President to produce a death.  We should just be dumping these people with nothing more than a notification, "hey here's your trash back".


http://fxn.ws/2deA2Fx

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:22 AM (mpXpK)

486
ME State Patrolman pulls over a crazy teen in a Dodge Neon doing 146 mph.


http://fxn.ws/2cEZ0M0

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:23 AM (mpXpK)

487 Ace's super coffee has some competition now.  How about some "stiffy coffee" from Malaysia.


http://fxn.ws/2dobR9Y

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:23 AM (mpXpK)

488 The corrupt Choom regime has been losing to Judicial Watch over their FOI requests a lot so what do they do.  Strip JW of their press status. Why not, they have the MFM in their back pocket; get rid of all the others who buck the MFM.


http://bit.ly/2dfyZ8z

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:23 AM (mpXpK)

489 Another lie from Scankles during the debate revealed by Commentary Magazine (since the MFM will not touch it).


http://bit.ly/2daUlVk

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:23 AM (mpXpK)

490 And you thought it could not happen here.  NYC's fine Mayor DeCommio has decreed a new law via "interpretation" against insulting islam.


http://bit.ly/2cFS8hC

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:24 AM (mpXpK)

491 And speaking of commies CA governor moonbeam is signing a new law that will allow felons to vote from their jail cells.  Supposedly this will only allow them to vote in CA elections so how are they keeping them from voting for federal offices?  Most likely not is how.  Will our corrupt DOJ get involved?  Of course not, this benefits Democrats which is why it was passed to begin with.


http://bit.ly/2cPMc8Z

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:24 AM (mpXpK)

492 That non-existent vote fraud in another swing State found.


http://bit.ly/2dfAaVt

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:24 AM (mpXpK)

493 Racist goon on Judiciary committee has a nervous breakdown and goes into a screaming fit because evil Republicans are "investigating" Scankles' felonies. Caution, stomach retching picture here.


http://bit.ly/2cFuJBC

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:24 AM (mpXpK)

494 Obamacare continues to crash and burn as Blue Cross Blue Shield has joined the chorus of Health Insurance companies who are bailing out.  I say you fought for this shit sandwich so take a big bite.


http://bit.ly/2cFwS07

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:24 AM (mpXpK)

495 Health Insurance rate hikes bankrupting you?  Obama says that is a good thing.  Next week he will increase your chocolate ration.


http://bit.ly/2boeWrp

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:25 AM (mpXpK)

496 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:25 AM (mpXpK)

497 On this day in 1927 Babe Ruth set the record number of home runs at 60 in a season. Some baseball purists maintain that this is still the record since the season was shorter then. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 05:21 AM (mpXpK) It was also the era of the dead ball, as well. And I don't think eating excessive amounts of hot dogs counts as a 'performance enhancing drug', either.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 12:26 AM (BzDuh)

498 Trump is late night ( or early morning?) tweeting about Alicia M. I'm no expert in public relations, but it just seems that he is giving the story oxygen.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 30, 2016 12:28 AM (B8UVo)

499 Good Morning Everyone. In other news, that running LA Times poll has Trump up by almost 6 points now. Still trying to figure out who's hardest hit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Imperialist. Unprincipled. Vulgar Trump-tard. at September 30, 2016 12:28 AM (d76uN)

500 Just a lurker here, but this is one of the best ONT' s I have seen since I've been lurking!! Love it, good job!!!

Posted by: Secftblgirl at September 30, 2016 12:32 AM (ntOgG)

501 I also remember the year Roger Maris hit 61.  But few people remember that Mickey Mantle was chasing right behind him that same year. 

As far as I am concerned those were the last really good years of baseball.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:33 AM (mpXpK)

502 Oh shit! He's now mentioning her sex tape. *face palm*

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 30, 2016 12:39 AM (B8UVo)

503 "Some baseball purists maintain that this is still the record since the season was shorter then."

Maris got 61 with several more games, but then the steroid boys McGwire, Sosa, Bonds ... all got many more ... in the 80s I think.  McGwire's drug was legal in baseball at the time ... I think the others were not.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 12:46 AM (n6rAX)

504 Looks like it's going to be another day of "why won't Trump do what I want him to do". Anyone ever had tried a deep fried Waffle?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Imperialist. Unprincipled. Vulgar Trump-tard. at September 30, 2016 12:47 AM (d76uN)

505 Sally ho and tally forth. You know, that was an unfortunate nickname. Sally was a little more frisky than average, but she was no ho.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 12:48 AM (mgbwf)

506 Good morning all. Somebody ref'd the "YUCK 20" and I found this link on Wiki, for those who pine for the days of knob-twirling and button-mashing: http://www.kh6bb.org/photos1.html USS Missouri radio room photos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 12:50 AM (jR7Wy)

507 494 Racist goon on Judiciary committee has a nervous breakdown and goes into a screaming fit because evil Republicans are "investigating" Scankles' felonies. Caution, stomach retching picture here. http://bit.ly/2cFuJBC Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 05:24 AM (mpXpK) --- Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 12:52 AM (jR7Wy)

508 USS Missouri radio room photos. Oh, those are cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 12:52 AM (mgbwf)

509 One of those receivers in that Missouri radio room looks like an old Hamerlund HQ-140 I used to have.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 12:57 AM (mpXpK)

510 Looks like the huns have everything in hand with the Douchbank. Ain't gonna be no stinkin bail out. There is gonna be a bail in.

Posted by: Drider at September 30, 2016 12:57 AM (6Xbsz)

511 Bander! I used those HF and VHF receivers in my youth. While there is something to the feel of Big Iron, and I personally like analog, it is fascinating how fast comms tech progressed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 12:59 AM (jR7Wy)

512 So Obama people leak intel that Trump is told we have good confidence the email leaks came through Russia.  Trump says we don't know, which is ... TRUE. 

They want to attack Trump, that he can't be trusted with intel, so they freely leak intel themselves just to attack him.  And the problem is, they have no problem with that ... destroying Trump with lies is their "just" mission.

Gateway Pundit link

http://tinyurl.com/hkagkjl

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 01:02 AM (n6rAX)

513 Maris and Mantle. Right around the time I started playing, at nine, and fell in love with the game. Had a coach that taught me to think situationally on defense. Probably the most important thing a coach ever taught me. Dizzy and Pee Wee doing the game of the week. The Cards taking the Yanks in the series. I did think the majors were great for quite some time after that though. KC getting the Royals. The big red machine days with my all time catcher. The list goes on

Posted by: teej - deplorable before deplorable was cool at September 30, 2016 01:02 AM (qjzL4)

514 508  Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 05:52 AM (jR7Wy)


You really should move out of MD.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:03 AM (mpXpK)

515 Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 05:52 AM (jR7Wy)



Plenty of room in Texas...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:04 AM (J+mig)

516 "Plenty of room in Texas..." And Kansas.

Posted by: teej - deplorable before deplorable was cool at September 30, 2016 01:08 AM (qjzL4)

517 Just losing the nic add-on.

Posted by: teej at September 30, 2016 01:10 AM (qjzL4)

518 Good morning all! 3 am here in Cali but insomnia strikes again, so here I am with my coffee and my cat, reading the new outrage for the day.

Posted by: IC at September 30, 2016 01:11 AM (vBpiM)

519 Something is causing the main page top hang up again despite the fact that I have nearly everything blocked.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:11 AM (mpXpK)

520 If I plied my trade outside federally-approved venues I might get in a bit of trouble. Off to work! Be well my lovely Morons!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Illuminated Savage at September 30, 2016 01:12 AM (jR7Wy)

521 I wonder if it is that "Fix-It" graphic that RD has in the side column?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:14 AM (mpXpK)

522 Something is causing the main page top hang up again despite the fact that I have nearly everything blocked. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK) No problems here. Are you on a desk/laptop or a tablet?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 01:14 AM (d76uN)

523 *packs sandwich, apple, and juicebox for Eris* Have a nice day!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 01:16 AM (mgbwf)

524 I got to see the '65' Yankees play the A's in KC. Little league sponsor bought the tickets because our team made the tournament for the first time in years. Yours truly got the walk off (they didn't call em that back then) base hit that got us there. Think my eyes were closed at contact as the pitcher was a guy from my block who was a year older and a LOT bigger than me. That was in Manhattan NaCly in case you see this.

Posted by: teej at September 30, 2016 01:19 AM (qjzL4)

525 so here I am with my coffee and my cat, reading the new outrage for the day. Posted by: IC at September 30, 2016 06:11 AM (vBpiM) I know I need coffee. I read that as 'with my coffin and my cat'. So many questions.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 01:19 AM (BzDuh)

526 Looks like the problem is coming from ezphotoshare.com.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 01:19 AM (d76uN)

527 I know I need coffee. I read that as 'with my coffin and my cat'. So many questions.

Posted by: RickZ< a=""> at September 30, 2016 06:19 AM (BzDuh)


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Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:21 AM (J+mig)

528 And time to put the fone down and grab a 2nd cup. Enjoy Friday all.

Posted by: teej at September 30, 2016 01:21 AM (qjzL4)

529 Something is causing the main page top hang up again despite the fact that I have nearly everything blocked. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK) That's because of the original ONT GIFpalooza. The second overnight thread (this one) was created because the original ONT was causing browsers and phones and just about the whole world to lock up thanks to all those gifs.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 01:21 AM (BzDuh)

530 Hey, how about a "Pantsuit Tee"? Hillary offers clothing for the emasculated man Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 05:21 AM (mpXpK) Actually, a pantsuit golf tee might be a seller. You paint Shrillary's face on the ball and smack it to kingdom come.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 01:22 AM (zc3Db)

531 No problems here. Are you on a desk/laptop or a tablet?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 06:14 AM (d76uN)


Desktop using Pale Moon.  Only hanging up on the main pager though.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:22 AM (mpXpK)

532 Think my eyes were closed at contact as the pitcher was a guy from my block who was a year older and a LOT bigger than me. Semi-related. I came up through all the little league age groups until I got to what was Babe Ruth league in my area. That was 13-15 year olds. When I was 13 I was a waif who hadn't hit puberty. There was a guy from my neighborhood who was 15, 6' tall, with a full beard and mustache. It didn't seem fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 01:22 AM (mgbwf)

533 526, RickZ, haha...no plans for sleeping in a coffin, just yet.

Posted by: IC at September 30, 2016 01:23 AM (vBpiM)

534 This is a pretty big lie by Clinton, since she actually manufactured the condition where our troops allegedly would not have immunity.  They wanted out so Clinton demanded greater immunity than before, greater than they have now.  She demanded the parliament also approve it, which was always a no go.

"If only future debate moderators would ask her: What is the difference in immunity offered by Iraq to U.S. troops in 2011 and today? And why was that immunity not good enough then but good enough now?"

So she claimed we had to go, and blames Bush for setting that date (which, duh, new president can set his own friggin date), then blames Iraq government.  A Clinton lie, they decided to boogey out, Hillary manufactured the excuse.  Why did they leave 100s of Humvees for the JV ISIS?
http://tinyurl.com/hwd4hlj

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2016 01:23 AM (n6rAX)

535 530  That's because of the original ONT GIFpalooza. The second overnight thread (this one) was created because the original ONT was causing browsers and phones and just about the whole world to lock up thanks to all those gifs.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 06:21 AM (BzDuh)


They are below the fold though so they should not be the problem unless you open it.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:24 AM (mpXpK)

536 Looks like the problem is coming from ezphotoshare.com. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 06:19 AM (d76uN) Yep. Block those scripts (and the handful of subdomain scripts) and everything's fine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 01:24 AM (zc3Db)

537 The narrative with GIFs was a nice, creative idea, but the hamsters went on strike.  I wasn't able to look at most of them until about 3-4 hours after it'd been posted.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:26 AM (J+mig)

538 There are three pictures above the fold though, but two of those have been up for a while and did not cause any problems.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:26 AM (mpXpK)

539 They are below the fold though so they should not be the problem unless you open it. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 06:24 AM (mpXpK) They are below the fold now. Also, the place where the gifs came from, ezphotoshare.com, apparently couldn't handle the traffic from here. Many hamsters died last night, and it wasn't even for a good cause.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 01:27 AM (BzDuh)

540 Make that 8 pics above the fold.  Maybe it's just the total numbers of pics hanging it up.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:28 AM (mpXpK)

541 Thank you Vic. Much appreciated. The Obama Administration Judicial Watch thing is so third-world. We need a long list of people to let go in the federal government. Switching out all political appointees is one good reason to vote for Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at September 30, 2016 01:29 AM (u82oZ)

542 Many hamsters died last night, and it wasn't even for a good cause. If you help gather kindling we can at least roast them on a spit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 01:29 AM (mgbwf)

543 Morning horde. That pantsuit "T" looks like a great shirt for concealing a 1911 (You would probably need it too!). I wonder if it comes in xxx large?

Posted by: Subterranean JT at September 30, 2016 01:30 AM (qG0hz)

544 Wonder if deep fried hamsters taste like chicken?

Posted by: IC at September 30, 2016 01:31 AM (vBpiM)

545 If you help gather kindling we can at least roast them on a spit. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 30, 2016 06:29 AM (mgbwf) Do the executive, legislative and judicial branches count as kindling? A fire is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 01:33 AM (BzDuh)

546 I tried blocking all "images".  No change.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:35 AM (mpXpK)

547 542 Thank you Vic.

Much appreciated. The Obama Administration Judicial Watch thing is so third-world.

We need a long list of people to let go in the federal government. Switching out all political appointees is one good reason to vote for Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 30, 2016 06:29 AM (u82oZ)



Spoils system.  Fire them all.  Re-hire only those with perfect service records, and who haven't sat around all day whackin' it for the past 8 years.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)

548 Also, the place where the gifs came from, ezphotoshare.com, apparently couldn't handle the traffic from here. Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2016 06:27 AM (BzDuh) I doubt there's much traffic from here (from the main page) at 6 in the morning. They have 5 subdomains all serving a handful of images ... on the front page where there are no images of theirs to display. That's screwed up. Anyway, ezphoto whatever and all its children are now banned from my browser forever. Because they're drinkers who get all drunk and then try to serve images on pages they aren't on. And they try to follow people onto the main page to drop images on them and start fights ... BANNED!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 30, 2016 01:38 AM (zc3Db)

549 So this is what goes on here in the morning. Hmmmmm. Was expecting, I dunno, more dividing of loot, and saucy wenches.

Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2016 01:38 AM (d6TTt)

550 Cato, we tried that. Got a President assassinated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog [/i] at September 30, 2016 01:39 AM (u82oZ)

551 551 Cato, we tried that. Got a President assassinated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 30, 2016 06:39 AM (u82oZ)



You say that like there's a down side.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 30, 2016 01:40 AM (J+mig)

552 I have ezphotoshare blocked through Privacy Badger. Page loads like normal. No probs at all.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at September 30, 2016 01:42 AM (d76uN)

553 nood

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at September 30, 2016 01:43 AM (mpXpK)

554 OK nobody likes the ONT. ________ I like the ONT!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 30, 2016 02:07 AM (lf/U1)

555 I didn't get the chance to comment on the Sept 13 ONT, but I saw something yesterday which reminded me of this.

The problem isn't so much that the Left ignores their eugenics-loving past as that they haven't actually given up on it. "Progressives" are every bit as enamored of the idea now as they were in the early 20th Century, they've just rebranded it as "reproductive rights" and exclusive self-interest cloaked in pseudo-compassion for the handicapped (i.e., Sanger's "weeds").

In fact, "progressives" in general seem to have a problem letting go of any idea no matter how reprehensible it is, but rather than question why normal people recoil from their ideas, they double down and rebrand them. They never stop to question that if their ideas were really so wonderful, they wouldn't have to keep altering language and outright lying.

Posted by: Saber Alter at September 30, 2016 03:06 AM (Cpl1o)

556 thank you for doing ONT

Posted by: Mike at September 30, 2016 03:14 AM (si4nK)

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