April 30, 2015

Thursday Night ONT-Coercion Edition [Weirddave]
— Open Blogger

I've been open blogging here at AoS HQ for more than a year now. It started with an offhand comment in a thread about my tomato plants, whereupon Y-Not shanghaied me into the garden thread. I kind of grew from there, finding my niche with my Fundamental Concept threads, and generally enjoying being able to contribute to AoS.

Until now.

Yesterday, I came home to find that my house had been ransacked, and this picture was taped to the mirror in the foyer:

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I never realized that Ace learned his business ethics from the Mafia. Please guys, don't hurt him, he's just a pup. I'll do as you say.

PUCK!

Tonight begins the second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs, unquestionably the greatest tournament in all of pro sports. 8 teams are left in the quest for the cup, but we all know there's only one that matters, and if I've timed this right, this ONT will drop right about the same time the puck drops in Anaheim. Duck soup is the dish of the day, and guess who the chefs are?

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This is an admittedly unscientific observation, but just based upon what I've seen, it seems that as a general rule hockey players seem to be the nicest and most down to earth professional athletes of the big 4 sports. Here's a case in point: Alex Ovechkin. Before the season, he held a private skate event for a group of children with developmental disabilities. One of them, a ten year old girl with Down's Syndrome named Ann Schaab, asked him out on a date.

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Well, Ovi took her out on a date (to a Caps game). Afterward they ate sushi together. At the All-Star Game, Ovi spent all of his time lobbying to be either the MVP or the final selection of the fantasy draft. Both of those players win a Honda, and he told everyone who would listen that he "needed a car". Big joke, right? Ovi's got 7 cars already. He didn't win the car, but when Honda found out he had been trying so hard to win the car so he could donate it to Ann's special needs hockey team, a third car somehow materialized and Ovi was given the key. Ann was in the stands for game 7 of the Caps/Islanders series cheering her head off for her beloved Caps and their teddy bear of a star player. She even had a nifty playoff beard.

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Ovechkin and the Caps may have been happy with their game 7 victory, but I'll bet Ann was happier than all of them put together. Read all about it here.

Science News

Twins experiment reveals genetic link with mosquito bites. Based upon how you smell, apparently. If this picture is any indication of the, er, caliber of the twins participating, I would be more than happy to lend my assistance. For science, of course.

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My wife insisted I include a link to Mr. Nice. Boy, talk about a blast from the past, that's like what, 15 years old? More?

Not Porn

Apparently "Brazzers" is some kind of porn company. This website theorizes that you can make innocent pictures look dirty by adding their logo. YMMV

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It sounds like it would have been a heck of a restaurant


Anytime You Think You Can Cash a $368 Billion Check...Think Twice

Jeff Waters attempted to walk into Bank of America on Monday to cash the check for $368,000,000,000 (see above).

Jeff said all he wanted to do was open the best Italian restaurant ever.

"It's always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth," Waters told police. "I'm 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate."

You're Doing it Wrong

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Fails

Now that I think about it, I'm with Butters on toilet use. It would make a lot more sense to use toilets backwards.


The Most Popular Movie from Each State

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Three of the films include their location's name in the title: My Own Private Idaho, Nebraska and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, as in the District of Columbia. Perhaps the most on-the-nose title, however, is Nevada's Casino. What more could you expect of Las Vegas than a movie about its most precious resource?
The oldest film on the list is The Gold Rush, a 1925 Charlie Chaplin silent film set in Alaska. The newest film is, once again, Nebraska.
Only one film is the most popular in two states: Joel and Ethan Coen's Fargo, though the film's protagonist, played by Frances McDormand, is a police chief in Minnesota, not Fargo, North Dakota.

Someone Told Me it's All Happening at the Zoo

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey's butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois' Leaf Monkey's buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

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BALTIMORE

As many of you know, Baltimore is my hometown, and I'll probably have more to say about the riots during normal open blogger time this weekend, but for now, two things.


How a liberal's mind works.

Link goes to a fantastic interview with David Simon. Simon is the author of the book Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, he also wrote and produced The Corner and The Wire. I can't recommend it enough if you want to get a handle on what things are like in Charm City. Anyhow, in this interview, Simon is detailing exactly how the Baltimore Police Department was wrecked by Martin O'Malley for his own personal political gain. Absolutely wrecked, and the result is what we saw this week. Anyhow, in the middle of all of this, what is a very damning recitation of all the despicable things Tommy Carcetti O'Malley did, actions that should by rights disqualify O'Mally for ANY elected position, including dog catcher, for any thinking person, Simon casually says this: "And, hey, if he's the Democratic nominee, I'm going to end up voting for him.". No pause to consider that the raw totalitarianism that Simon's been matter of factly recounting should horrify any American, no thought that the Republicans might nominate someone worth considering, just blind, reflexive, unthinking "Me vote Dem-o-crat". Modern Libs truly are mindless robots.

Baltimore mayor apologizes for 'thugs' comment

I'm sorry Madam Mayor, but I'm not going to let you walk this one back. Your apology was in response to Baltimore City Councilman Carl Stoke's demagoguery, claiming that "thug" was just a code word for "nigger". I refuse to buy into your racism.

"Thug" is the perfect word to describe those folks who rioted, because the word classifies them based upon their actions. The N-word classifies them based upon their skin tone. Decoupling thug from it's connotation-the actions of an individual- and draping it with the mantle of chance-someone's physical appearance -dehumanizes those people. It removes from them the basic human attributes of agency and will. The people who rioted, and looted, and burned, and attempted murder and committed violence are THUGS Madam Mayor. They are THUGS based upon the actions that they chose to voluntarily undertake. As much as you may wish to shield them from the responsibility of their own actions, I'm not buying it. They are not automatons, they are not zombies. They are human beings will complete will and agency over their actions, and I am going to judge them by those actions, and not by the color of their skin. To do otherwise would be racist.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by April 30, 1975, Saigon, Republic of South Vietnam

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For all the problems I have with the Republican Party, and they are myriad, this is one way that they are indisputably better than their traitorous Democrap colleagues. We've never seen a Republican Congress refuse to honor treaty obligations and surrender a hard won victory to the enemy for domestic political gain. First Vietnam, now Iraq and Afghanistan, I think it's safe to say that doing such is Democrat policy.

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Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:56 PM | Comments (784)
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1 Hello, pre-ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 04:57 PM (B451F)

2 Well hello!

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 04:57 PM (zS+qK)

3 All shouty. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 04:57 PM (B451F)

4 If I hadn't misspelled well and hello about 4 times I would have been first. And really black too I think

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 04:58 PM (zS+qK)

5 Can you hear me Ricardo?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 04:58 PM (zS+qK)

6 To boldly go where no ONT has gone before.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 04:58 PM (0RdKg)

7 Django is big in.......Alabama?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 04:59 PM (B451F)

8 Yes, Molly!


But better now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 04:59 PM (B451F)

9 First, but I read the post so Imma guessing not!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:00 PM (ftVQq)

10 Never mind. I turned my volume down.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:00 PM (zS+qK)

11 Quick Takes - Biological Reality is a Lie, Biology Wins Anyway, and that is Empirically True The focus this time: You can't fool mother nature. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8911

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 05:00 PM (0Ew3K)

12 Nice worker mr famous big shot blogger. You broke the blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:00 PM (GEICT)

13 I fixed it. But if y'all like shouting, I can unfix it.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:00 PM (0RdKg)

14 Poor little pooch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 05:02 PM (W5DcG)

15 uh, trigger discipline? You'll kill somethin' that's for sure.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (KG0mU)

16 Ok, so now we're ripping off National Lampoon?

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (cIoI4)

17 Licking a monkeys butt. Dang, the things you learn here.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (zS+qK)

18 not first.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (20X6f)

19 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (T1005)

20 Obama got a new Waifu http://tinyurl.com/qacw6h7 Link is NSFW.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 30, 2015 05:04 PM (0Ew3K)

21 cthulhu! How're they hangin' ?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 05:06 PM (KG0mU)

22 Alabama is  37% African American by population.

So, maybe that's one reason why "Django Unchained"  might be popular.

'Course  "Rain Man" is popular here in Ohio, so we must be full of autistic retards.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 30, 2015 05:06 PM (+1T7c)

23 So I read that Jonathan Swift and Isaac Newton hated each other. Swift based the mad scientists in Gulliver's Travels on Newton. I love reading stuff like this!

Posted by: jmel at April 30, 2015 05:07 PM (cfFqn)

24 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (0Ew3K) ................. I'm coming to your fair city again in a few weeks. If you have you imbibing hat on I'll buy you a drink! I know you won't but am offering. I love that place but only in small doses.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:08 PM (zS+qK)

25 David Simon is a socialist deucebag. His bullshit is of no use to anyone. Martin O'Malley? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 05:09 PM (dvoaF)

26 I'll repost from last thread. I'm not sure I understand this whole process. So if I'm pissed off at some place or something or somebody I'm going to go riot and burn down my own neighborhood. is that how this works?

Posted by: Wind Breaker at April 30, 2015 05:09 PM (g3EhU)

27 Full Metal Jacket was filmed near London


all of it ( the movie ).  Never underestimate the durability and believability of a fake pine tree

Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 05:09 PM (8CdUx)

28 'Course "Rain Man" is popular here in Ohio, so we must be full of autistic retards.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative


Considering Huge Hewitt is from Ohio, you may be on to something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 05:09 PM (KhFZp)

29 except for the 'you just don't lead 'em as much' scenes, which I think are in the PI

Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 05:10 PM (8CdUx)

30 When Stanley Kubrick was good, he was really, really good.  But when he was bad, he was terrible.

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 05:10 PM (xjpRj)

31 .....and that should be fake PALM tree;  the heat and humidity are getting to me

Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 05:11 PM (8CdUx)

32 The Deer Hunter is the most popular in PA? Oh. I've seen it a few times and I like it. A moody sad movie. I guess its popular in PA because the fictional town in it is based on a small steel town in Western PA (that probably still exists but minus the Steel mill). Lots of veterans in PA too. The actual steel town used was in West Virginia and the hunting sequences were shot in some national park in Washington. Not sure why. No shortages of hunting locations in PA.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (20X6f)

33 all of it ( the movie ). Never underestimate the durability and believability of a fake pine tree

Posted by: north of Vung Tau


Palm trees on the other hand are as Bri'ish as toast n' beanz.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (KhFZp)

34 Lord, please let Dante Fowler be a great pass rusher.

Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (c056A)

35 I'm sorry Madam Mayor, but I'm not going to let you walk this one back. Your apology was in response to Baltimore City Councilman Carl Stoke's demagoguery, claiming that "thug" was just a code word for "n*gger".



To be clear, MLK's injunction about judging a man by the content of his character rather than the color of his skin cuts both ways: having black skin doesn't mean you can't have a shitty character for which the appelation "thug" is appropriate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (oKE6c)

36 I'm coming to your fair city again in a few weeks. If you have you imbibing hat on I'll buy you a drink! I know you won't but am offering. I love that place but only in small doses. Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 10:08 PM (zS+qK) If you let me buy one for you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (0Ew3K)

37
MEGAS XLR Opening - TV version

https://youtu.be/koesW3xMKtY

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (kdS6q)

38 Browns take Cameron Irving (OL, FSU) at #19. This is Cleveland's 2nd pick of the first round.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:12 PM (nL0sw)

39 21 cthulhu!

How're they hangin' ?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 10:06 PM (KG0mU)



Green and dangly! How's with you?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 05:13 PM (T1005)

40 David Simon is a socialist deucebag.

True. He's also a terrific reporter, and has spent the last 20 years more or less embedded with the BCPD. The interview if factual, not political. His partner is Laura Lippman who is another looonie Lib-but she writes some of the best novels about Baltimore ever. The city is almost a character in some of them, and she absolutely NAILS it.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 05:13 PM (WvS3w)

41 34 Lord, please let Dante Fowler be a great pass rusher. Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (c056A) No chance. Jags are just brutal in player acquisition. Draft or free agency. Nothing pans out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:13 PM (GEICT)

42 Oh shit.



Mississippi.  Not Alabama. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:14 PM (B451F)

43 MEGAS XLR Opening - TV version https://youtu.be/koesW3xMKtY Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (kdS6q) Always loved that opening tune. The full theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s

Posted by: Hat XLR at April 30, 2015 05:14 PM (0Ew3K)

44 Lots of OL going tonight. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:15 PM (B451F)

45
We've never seen a Republican Congress refuse to honor treaty obligations and surrender a hard won victory to the enemy for domestic political gain.




With the swivel the GOP has been doing on Iran for the last few days, sure you want to crawl out on that limb?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:15 PM (kdS6q)

46 I am amazed to see how much was filmed in SD. Off the top of my head I came up with Dances with Wolves and Thunderheart. The only reason I knew Thuderheart was I was young and as I summer job I did Val Kilmers laundry. Got a personal check every week plus a weirdo actor who had some pretty strange come on lines.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:16 PM (zS+qK)

47 If you let me buy one for you. Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K) ............... It's a deal.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:17 PM (zS+qK)

48 Stroszek? That's Wisconsin's favorite movie? I'm a longtime movie buff, living in Wisconsin, and I've never even heard of it.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 05:17 PM (/+zDJ)

49 "plus a weirdo actor who had some pretty strange come on lines."



Val..?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:18 PM (B451F)

50 With the swivel the GOP has been doing on Iran for the last few days, sure you want to crawl out on that limb?

I must have missed the hard won victory over Iran.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 05:18 PM (WvS3w)

51 Eagles take Nelson Agholor (WR, USCw) at #20

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:18 PM (nL0sw)

52 Man, slow ONT. HOOOOOOORDE!!!!! Where the fuck you at??? I'm 3/4 in the tank and you people are just hanging out??? Wake up!!!! Who did we piss off today???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:18 PM (GEICT)

53 Hey WeirdDave, is Gingy going to be at the Sheep and Wool Festival? I noted on their website that they hastened to reassure visitors that the recent unpleasantness in Baltimore would not spill over into the fairgrounds. All is safe, sheep-fanciers!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (jR7Wy)

54 I was chatting about History a few years ago with my younger daughter. She was finishing college about then. We got to talking about The Vietnam War and I told her about the fall of Saigon. She sat there stunned. She said she had never heard any of that in school, college and earlier. Lefties are not Americans. They just live here and eat our food.

Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (MQEz6)

55 I will now demonstrate why the end times are upon us...

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (0Ew3K)

56 He isn't going to shoot the puppy, no one shoots puppies, but send the money anyway.

Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (wkuqO)

57 Honest! I had a peanut that wouldn't come out.

Posted by: Allison Williams at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (+jijM)

58 30: With Full Metal Jacket, Kubrik was both. The first half was great, the second half was meh.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:19 PM (20X6f)

59 @40 And Leni Riefenshtal was an amazing director with an incredible sense of Mise en Scene. Simons politics are odious which colors the man.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 05:20 PM (dvoaF)

60 Do you want to know what the sound of the 7th seal breaking is? This: "Wesley Crusher: Teenage F**k Machine [an audiobook]" http://thefpl.us/also-made/wctfm

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:20 PM (0Ew3K)

61 I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:21 PM (CwVOr)

62 "Lefties are not Americans. They just live here and eat our food. " And this is why we should not have sex with their womenz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 05:21 PM (VPLuQ)

63 Who did we piss off today??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT) --- Well I'm getting pissed, if that helps. I'm working on a bottle of Sweet Baby Jesus and pondering my next life gambit. Three-dimensional Spock chess, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:21 PM (jR7Wy)

64 I dunno. There is something inherently wrong with hockey in southern California.

Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 05:21 PM (sdi6R)

65 >>>Based upon how you smell, apparently. If this picture is any indication of the, er, caliber of the twins participating, I would be more than happy to lend my assistance. For science, of course.<<<



Pfft. They don't look like twins.

Posted by: Arnold S. and Danny D. at April 30, 2015 05:22 PM (1FyZ2)

66 It's so bad it's hilarious!

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:22 PM (0Ew3K)

67 All Hail Eris: yes I sure will be! I can be reached at gingerofthenorth@hotmail.com if you like.

Posted by: Gingy at April 30, 2015 05:22 PM (WvS3w)

68 All is safe, sheep-fanciers! Wow, that sounds even dirtier when you say it, All Hail Eris.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 05:22 PM (GgxVX)

69 Well I'm getting pissed, if that helps. I'm working on a bottle of Sweet Baby Jesus and pondering my next life gambit. Three-dimensional Spock chess, baby! Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (jR7Wy) *head tilt* Sweet Baby Jesus?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:23 PM (GEICT)

70 " I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."


Heh. 

Several seem a little odd.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:23 PM (B451F)

71 if I can stay up late enough, I plan on a rant. I have to work my first friday in nine months, assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:23 PM (ucDmr)

72 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 05:24 PM (KCxzN)

73 Sweet Baby Jesus? Baltimore beer.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 05:24 PM (GgxVX)

74 I can't even think of a movie with Ohio in the title.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 05:24 PM (+jijM)

75 I can't even think of a movie with Ohio in the title.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 05:24 PM (+jijM)

76 The Capitals beat the NYRangers with less than 2 seconds left in the 3rd period. Caps lead the series 1-0. Heh!

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:24 PM (20X6f)

77 Bengals take Cedric Ogbuehi (OT, aTm) at #21

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:25 PM (nL0sw)

78 Given current trends, this seems about right: Seven Reasons China Will Start a War By 2017 http://tinyurl.com/ozcqfkr

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 05:25 PM (wZ2hu)

79 I'm going to have to say that that film list is a bunch of crap. Where's Jaws? Jaws is quite possibly the best film ever is literally on everyday it seems.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 05:25 PM (dvoaF)

80 Is Peruvia's most notable film "Joe vs. The Volcano"?

Posted by: derit at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (jT+gh)

81 "There is something inherently wrong with hockey in southern California."


You could say the same about AZ, TX, FL, TN, and, formerly GA. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (B451F)

82 It's all really whitey's fault. All this shit has been enabled by white people. Good intentions or some shit.

Posted by: nip at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (jI23+)

83 I interviewed David Simon once. We were both douchebags.

Posted by: Goth Fonzie at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (G4aHK)

84 71 " I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one." Heh. Several seem a little odd. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (B451F) How did they gather their data?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (5Qo1j)

85 Who is that demented puppy-killer in the photo? He's got the crazy eyes! You just know there's an inverted pentagram chalked on the floor of his basement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (jR7Wy)

86 Thanks Dave, good one.

Posted by: dartist at April 30, 2015 05:26 PM (ahBY0)

87 And Django Unchained? Really?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 05:27 PM (dvoaF)

88
I must have missed the hard won victory over Iran.
Posted by: Weirddave




Apparently.  We've been all over the GOP WWFing on Obama's Iran treaty in the daylight threads all week.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:27 PM (kdS6q)

89 Dave's not here man. The hockey is on.

Posted by: Gingy at April 30, 2015 05:27 PM (WvS3w)

90 Gorilla 69? What next, Hillary licking a donor's butt until it coughs up a million bucks?
 
Oh wait...

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 05:27 PM (dy02u)

91 Goth Fonzie
I still laugh at this. Ace used it on that Reason Mag D'bag. Can't remember his name. Shows up on Red Eye now and then.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:28 PM (20X6f)

92 vikes take cornerback trae waynes with #11 pick. pretty awesome.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 30, 2015 05:28 PM (/+zDJ)

93 92: Thanks for that mental picture. Should have no night shakes tonite.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:29 PM (ucDmr)

94 Steelers take Bud Dupree (OLB, Kentucky) at #22

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:29 PM (nL0sw)

95 Sweet Baby Jesus? Baltimore beer. Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX) --- Let's rage! **flips table over, throws mazeltov cocktail**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:29 PM (jR7Wy)

96 I just read the mosquito story. Apparently, I smell delicious.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Mosquitos at April 30, 2015 05:29 PM (mB6ez)

97 Ayyyy!!

Posted by: Nick Gillespie at April 30, 2015 05:29 PM (G4aHK)

98 Reading "Ghettoside," by Jill Leovy, right now, but had to put it down. Did you know that the white man is entirely to blame for black on black murders? You probably suspected it all along. In an ever changing world, where even gender is fluid and flexible, it's nice to know that some eternal verities remain. We're to blame for absolutely fucking everything. Everyone else is pure as the driven snow, and has no agency whatsoever.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (oKE6c)

99 Reality acceptance and a leftist shall never meet..

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (F0Cog)

100 96: ?? They need DB's, not LB's. grumble

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (20X6f)

101
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Intro (HD)

https://youtu.be/gr2iQ96em2w

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (kdS6q)

102 'Course "Rain Man" is popular here in Ohio, so we must be full of autistic retards. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America POW!!!! 97X...the Future of Rock 'n Roll!!!! (Heard in the early part of the movie on the radio, Raymond repeated...this was the indie radio station out of Miami University in Oxford, Ohio...the station I grew up on and cut my "alternative music" teeth).

Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (CXLVd)

103 Let's rage! **flips table over, throws mazeltov cocktail**

Thanks All Hail Eris, immediately thought of the two girl scouts fighting in Airplane!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (CwVOr)

104 Oh, two things.... 1) If you haven't listened to AtC and I's podcast...wtf??? Link in nic. 2) NoVaMoMe 2015 is rapidly approaching. Email Bannion to get set up if you want to attend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (GEICT)

105 85 71 "
I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."
Heh.
Several seem a little odd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (B451F)


How did they gather their data?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 10:26 PM (5Qo1j)



I suspect that it's something like, which is the favorite movie for residents of each state out of movies that were set in that state?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 05:30 PM (T1005)

106 Skins have the fifth pick overall and take a guard. That had better be one he'll of a guard.

Posted by: joncelli at April 30, 2015 05:32 PM (ENczY)

107 Sorry popped on w/ little reading. We are immersed in the PBS VNW thing right now. Growing up then I find this one very interesting.

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 05:32 PM (o/90i)

108 heck ya, I'm watchin Fargo, yanno?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 05:32 PM (AVEe1)

109 93 Goth Fonzie I still laugh at this. Ace used it on that Reason Mag D'bag. Can't remember his name. Shows up on Red Eye now and then. --- Nick Gillespie. Say what you will about him, I think it's nice when sartorial choices match political ideology. In Gillespie's case, he is consistently presenting the image of a bright college freshman dying to be rebellious.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Mosquitos at April 30, 2015 05:32 PM (mB6ez)

110 Let me know if you feel the urge to smash the bottle when you finish it, All Hail Eris. Is it the chocolate peanut butter porter? I cracked up the first time I saw that brew.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 05:32 PM (GgxVX)

111 Ugh, I didn't want to be that guy, but- It's not the most popular movie in that state It's the most popular movie from( i.e.. filmed in) that state. There. Done.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (KUa85)

112 I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one."


I lived there when it was filmed, and it was a BFD in the Islands at the time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (oKE6c)

113 Why is Maetenlock's name inked in on the back of the guy's hand?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (MOnaZ)

114 109: Farmer! How goes it?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (ucDmr)

115 @100 Blacks are in for the surprise of their lives once the Mexicans take over. They'll get all of the racism and then some delivered without the white guilt.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (dvoaF)

116 >>>I still laugh at this. Ace used it on that Reason Mag D'bag. Can't remember his name. Shows up on Red Eye now and then.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:28 PM (20X6f)<<<



If I had a douchebag no talent son, he'd look like Nick Gillespie.

Posted by: zombie Roy Orbison at April 30, 2015 05:33 PM (1FyZ2)

117 She sat there stunned. She said she had never heard any of that in school, college and earlier. I am homeschooling for sure. I've repeated this story here a couple of times: Had finished watched a movie set in WWII China at an extended family gathering, and when the epilogue brought up Japan's loss without mentioning the US's involvement, I made an off-hand comment about the US deserving some credit due to a certain event. A high school junior said, "like, Pearl Harbor?"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (0NdlF)

118 Skins have the fifth pick overall and take a guard. That had better be one he'll of a guard. Don't diss the offensive line. That's where the game is won.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (KCxzN)

119 You can laugh about toast&beans, but (inspired by s. weasel) i've been having that for breakfast on&off lately and it's not bad at all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (go6ud)

120 Ok, thread's taking off now. cthulhu, I feel like a million bucks. All green and wrinkly ha ha. Off to pick up my son at water polo.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (KG0mU)

121 113: in that case, I suspect Night of the Living Dead is the movie that should be on the list (for PA), not The Deer Hunter.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (20X6f)

122 Broncos select Shane Ray (DE, Mizzou) at #23

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:34 PM (nL0sw)

123 Val..? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 10:18 PM (B451F) Yes. A weirdo

Posted by: Molly k. at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (zS+qK)

124 Baltimore beer.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX)


Pretty good beer considering it comes from Baltimore!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (ftVQq)

125 Thanks All Hail Eris, immediately thought of the two girl scouts fighting in Airplane! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (CwVOr) --- Still the greatest flick ever. "...she thinks she's Ethel Merman." "War is hell."

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (jR7Wy)

126 ಠ_ಠ Bible romance fanfic: The Pope and a koala enjoy romance... http://tinyurl.com/pv3x6lo

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (0Ew3K)

127 I could sure use s joint and a shot of tequila right now. It would definitely take the edge off.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (vMap4)

128 Leftards are trying to control people by controlling their speech. I was constantly attacked for calling thugs thugs which just made me say thug thug thug thut....

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 05:35 PM (iQIUe)

129 I can't even think of a movie with Ohio in the title. A short bit of Rain Man was shot in rural west Ohio.

Posted by: wisenheimer at April 30, 2015 05:36 PM (qnhj2)

130 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (0NdlF) Ah yes, IP Man. All it took to beat the Japanese was the inspiration gleane from a Chinese martial artist beating a Japanese karate master who was also a General.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 05:36 PM (wZ2hu)

131
Prior to joining Reason, Nick Gillespie worked for several years at Teen Machine magazine, where he interviewed celebrities and ghost-wrote an advice column for actress Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:36 PM (kdS6q)

132 It would make a lot more sense to use toilets backwards. Actually, Thomas Crapper intended for people to sit on his thrones "backwards" and use the top of the tank as a book-reading stand. I think that might have been on an old ONT, BTW.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 05:36 PM (kivUY)

133 129 I could sure use s joint and a shot of tequila right now. It would definitely take the edge off. Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:35 PM (vMap4) Couldn't we all...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (GEICT)

134 Is it the chocolate peanut butter porter? I cracked up the first time I saw that brew. Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 10:32 PM (GgxVX) --- It is! Wanna sniff the cap?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (jR7Wy)

135 Great ONT! Except the bit about zoos. That was gross.

Posted by: @votermom at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (cbfNE)

136 One time Ace asked me to write an ONT but I got distracted. Oh look, a squirrel!

Posted by: ALH at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (btTLZ)

137 Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 10:30 PM (T1005), Heh. That makes sense. I mean, I like Charlie Chaplin, but I find it hard to believe that a cross section of the people of Alaska think that The Gold Rush is the best movie ever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (5Qo1j)

138 Posted by: Kreplach at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (dvoaF)

I don't think brown guilt is going to be quite as craven as white guilt has proven to be!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (ftVQq)

139 Django's the most popular in Mississippi? Doesn't say great things about the future of Mississippi.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (AVEe1)

140 Treaty obligations? Yeah, let's talk about that.

Posted by: The Marshall Islands at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (zqYE5)

141 Jay Guevara what is sobering is being aboard USS Missouri berthed next to Ford Island.  Stop just before the No. 3 16in turret and look out at the loch towards where USS Pennsylvania was in drydock on that day.  And realize just then one has a brief intimation of what the sailors that day felt as the B5N Kate torpedo bombers arrowed in to drop their deadly fish against Battleship Row.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:37 PM (CwVOr)

142 131 I can't even think of a movie with Ohio in the title. A short bit of Rain Man was shot in rural west Ohio. Posted by: wisenheimer Yeah it was filmed outside of Cincinnati. I went to school with the guy who "doubled" as Tom Cruise driving up to the hospital go meet/get Raymond. Was a pretty big deal for him, as one could expect.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 05:38 PM (CXLVd)

143 Country Singer Thanks for the draft info, I don't have to listen to idiots ramble on forever, making shit up.

Posted by: seamrog at April 30, 2015 05:38 PM (+H/o8)

144 BC , How close is the meet up?

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 05:38 PM (vMap4)

145 109: Farmer! How goes it? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM Good. Kinda cool here, hoping it warms up so our garden grows. T

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 05:38 PM (o/90i)

146 The Bible goes Brony... http://tinyurl.com/k8x5tlr

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:39 PM (0Ew3K)

147 movies thing is dumb. Minnesota does not get Grumpy Old Men and is just stuck sharing Fargo? And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs. *note I have not watched it so I have no idea if I would have set aside that baggage and enjoyed the movie or not.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2015 05:39 PM (dkExz)

148 146 BC , How close is the meet up? Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (vMap4) June 19th.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:40 PM (GEICT)

149 For TPH, MMD goes Brony

https://youtu.be/b-yUFtueRpQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:40 PM (CwVOr)

150 It's the most popular movie from( i.e.. filmed in) that state. There. Done. Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 10:33 PM (KUa85) Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (5Qo1j)

151

SHOOT THE DOG!!!!

SHOOT THE DOG!!!!

 

anywho, i see cutler has someone new to miss

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (ijds3)

152 147: Not bad here, no snow, so that's good. Glad to hear you are doing well. How's the pup?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (ucDmr)

153 142 Treaty obligations? Yeah, let's talk about that.

Posted by: The Marshall Islands at April 30, 2015 10:37 PM (zqYE5)



I'm all ears about how giving up nukes makes you safer.

Posted by: Ukraine at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (T1005)

154 For PA, Groundhog Day was more popular than The Deer Hunter, was it not? I think it was.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (20X6f)

155 Cardinals take DJ Humphries (OT, Florida) at #24 Seamrog, no problem

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (nL0sw)

156 148 The Bible goes Brony... *twitch*

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2015 05:41 PM (0NdlF)

157 My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor. Later saw the ship with the 5 Sullivan brothers get sunk. After PH was over he was out in a boat fishing dead sailors and their parts out of the water. He never forgave the Japanese.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (F0Cog)

158 To complete the teratology of horror... Sonic the Hedgehog + Necrophilia http://tinyurl.com/ka6xkly

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (0Ew3K)

159 How did they gather their data?

Posted by: nerdygirl


They bent over really, really far and retrieved it from their posterior.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (KhFZp)

160 I'm all ears about how giving up nukes makes you safer. Posted by: Ukraine at April 30, 2015 10:41 PM (T1005) We don't worry either, the US Navy will always be around to defend us!

Posted by: Taiwain at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (wZ2hu)

161 I'd like to see you try to do that with this dog: http://goo.gl/ydkV5t

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (iQIUe)

162 So I read that Jonathan Swift and Isaac Newton hated each other. Swift based the mad scientists in Gulliver's Travels on Newton. I love reading stuff like this! That's interesting. BTW, Newton was kinda an asshole. I don't know about Swift although I suspect he probably was an okay guy.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 05:42 PM (kivUY)

163 And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs. --- Eh, you get used to it. Y'all. *straightens Stetson, rides off into the sunset*

Posted by: Jenny Is From Texas. at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (mB6ez)

164 Stroszek is a Werner Herzog film, like most of his movies, oddly watchable though rather depressing overall.  It stars Bruno S (also in Herzog's Mystery of Kaspar Hauser) who looks so much like Nick Cave it's a bit unnerving.

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (xjpRj)

165 June 19th June-teenth? Seriously?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (KCxzN)

166 For TPH, MMD goes Brony https://youtu.be/b-yUFtueRpQ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:40 PM (CwVOr) ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (0Ew3K)

167 Sound like TruthRevolt is dying or something. T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams 4h 4 hours ago .@benshapiro out, TruthRevolt in turmoil as Horowitz denies shutdown reports:

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (ZPrif)

168 >>>52 Man, slow ONT. HOOOOOOORDE!!!!! Where the fuck you at??? I'm 3/4 in the tank and you people are just hanging out??? Wake up!!!! Who did we piss off today??? ------ *ears perk up* What's up horde? Happy Friday Eve to one and all. Shots?

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:43 PM (e+1S5)

169 Napoleon Dynamite was way better than My Private Idaho. Probably the only two ever set in Idaho.

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 05:44 PM (1Kz08)

170 What happened to Connecticut?

I don't see a movie for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 30, 2015 05:44 PM (zRby/)

171

also had a SSD drop dead in a RAID0

UGGGHHH!!!

running two 1Ts now in raid

taking forever to update/reload with games and stuff

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2015 05:44 PM (ijds3)

172 Can we just call the thugs Thuggers?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 30, 2015 05:44 PM (+jijM)

173 Scarface: "Florida is America's wang, JUST WAITING TO GET F888ED!"

Posted by: bourbonchicken at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (hJhhF)

174 129 I could sure use s joint and a shot of tequila right now. ---- Casa Noble and a bit of Ace Uptwinkles or Ewok Dreams. And a hot tub. I dated an Army officer years ago and he would invite me over after a barracks sweep and we'd light up the confiscated goods and kick back in the hot tub with some zin. No need to thank me for my service. I'm leaning toward tequila as my drink of choice at the NoVaMoMee. Forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (jR7Wy)

175
Man Gillespie, you have a creepy past:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8205/8193977935_89fc85061a_h.jpg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (kdS6q)

176 Napoleon Dynamite was way better than My Private Idaho. Probably the only two ever set in Idaho.

 

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM

 

I was about to post the same thing One would think that ND? would get the nod.

Posted by: beavis at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (tBSrv)

177 Thank you kind sir.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (vMap4)

178 off sock

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 05:45 PM (tBSrv)

179 T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams 4h 4 hours ago TAKE TWO: @TruthRevoltOrg in turmoil, Shapiro resigns, writers laid off: http://t.co/l8mT0wHu9Y

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 05:46 PM (ZPrif)

180 TMI, triggering all those '60's memories and then telling me about licking a monkey's butt. That sounds like some kind of psychopathy to me. Something like Allahpundit's love of sticking his thumb in the eye of a conservative.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at April 30, 2015 05:46 PM (6W+ot)

181 181, Whoa.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 05:47 PM (OsWis)

182 The CLAA USS Juneau.  Had taken a Japanese torpedo during combat and another from I-26.  And was withdrawing from combat when got hit by another torpedo which broke the ship.  One source says the torpedo that killed the cruiser on 13 Nov had been fired by US forces to finish off the mortally stricken heavy cruiser USS San Francisco.  About 140 went into the water but only 10 were pulled out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:47 PM (CwVOr)

183 Carolina takes Shaq Thompson (OLB, UWash) at #25

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:47 PM (nL0sw)

184 178: Napoleon Dynamite FTW. My Uncle Rico would have won state.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (ucDmr)

185 141 Django's the most popular in Mississippi?

Doesn't say great things about the future of Mississippi.

 
Urp.
 
Then again, no Fergusons or LAs or Baltimores here. That might have something to do with the heavily armed populace though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (dy02u)

186 How is "Deliverance" not on the Georgia tags? Last time I rowed through there I had all the adventure that their tourist brochures promise. Heckuva State. Takes some getting used to, though.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (MOnaZ)

187 BTW, Newton was kinda an asshole. Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY) Unpossible. Chicks dig a**holes.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (yxw0r)

188 I'm leaning toward tequila as my drink of choice at the NoVaMoMee. Forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:45 PM (jR7Wy)


Definitely a brave soul!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (ftVQq)

189 What happened to Connecticut?

I don't see a movie for them.

 

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 30, 2015 10:44 PM

 

The Ice Storm?

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (tBSrv)

190 Look, no need to use the tongue.

Just give us some space and you'll get your damn coffee beans.

Posted by: nervous civet's everywhere at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (1FyZ2)

191 IF I were the monkey butt licker's spouse, I don't believe he would ever again set foot in my house. Gak! Restraining order.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (+kznc)

192 Mr. Nice and the Tijuana Brass. Funny.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 05:48 PM (M1Ado)

193 T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams 4h 4 hours ago TAKE TWO: @TruthRevoltOrg in turmoil, Shapiro resigns, writers laid off: http://t.co/l8mT0wHu9Y Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro has resigned as editor-in-chief of TruthRevolt, a non-profit news website site that he co-founded just two years ago. Shapiro's departure from the young media group, which he launched in 2013 along with David Horowitz of the David Horowitz Freedom Center, comes amid the group's decision to let go of many of its writers — and as Horowitz is hitting back against widespread rumors that the site is sinking. Although Shapiro's name is prominently displayed on the website's homepage, it is nevertheless a "project of the David Horowitz Freedom Center." Horowitz himself owns the site. "I am no longer associated with [TruthRevolt] and it's a project of the David Horowitz Freedom Center, fully owned and operated by them," Shapiro told the Washington Examiner's media desk when asked about the future of the website. "What David Horowitz chooses to do with the site after my resignation is out of my purview." Shapiro told the Examiner that he formally resigned last week, but held off announcing it until he and others involved had time to work out his exit. He said that he's focused right now on an upcoming project for the 2016 presidential election, adding that his exit from TruthRevolt has freed him from the restrictions of the group's non-profit status. "There's only so much that you can do with a 501(c)(3)," he said. Since January, at least 10 writers have been cut loose, Shapiro told the Examiner.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 05:49 PM (ZPrif)

194 Shots? Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5) *nods* Shots. So there's a huge festival in our little town this weekend. Tonight was the kickoff with a parade. Eldest is in the parade due to being on the company dance team. So I walk the parade, along with several other parents, because I simply don't trust my kid not to go missing. Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:49 PM (GEICT)

195 Newton was our Hitler!

Posted by: Figs at April 30, 2015 05:50 PM (KUa85)

196 Hey, how about a PhotoShop thing?  It has a cat in it!

http://tinyurl.com/pnxzhsv

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 05:50 PM (xjpRj)

197 *rummages around on YouTube to see what else to link for TPH*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:50 PM (CwVOr)

198 Vote for Pedro!

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 05:50 PM (1Kz08)

199 178: Napoleon Dynamite FTW. My Uncle Rico would have won state.

 

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:48 PM

 

Napoleon Dynamite is a fucking awesome film. I always set my time machine to 1982.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 05:51 PM (tBSrv)

200 #27 yet?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:51 PM (B451F)

201 Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)


To be fair, it could have been a 2 liter bottle of Mtn Dew, so no!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:51 PM (ftVQq)

202 I like TruthRevolt. I like their short vids and generally aggressive style. But there's been a lot of new conservative media in recent years. Maybe the market is saturated. Horowitz is saying TruthRevolt is not closing even though the founder quite and most of the writers have been fired. Meanwhile Shapiro is on twitter strongly implying that he's starting some new venture and bringing the big name talent with him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 05:51 PM (ZPrif)

203

Goldie Gold and Action Jack opening and closing

https://youtu.be/bwKt3J2q2UE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (kdS6q)

204 Vote for Pedro!

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (1Kz0


Pretty soon, that will be your only choice!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (ftVQq)

205 Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT) --- That's just good parenting. The booze gets you loose and limber, and the Dew cranks up the synapses.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (jR7Wy)

206 To be fair, it could have been a 2 liter bottle of Mtn Dew, so no! Posted by: Hrothgar at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ftVQq) Two liter wouldn't fit in my pocket. Ok, so a toast.....gimme a sec...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (GEICT)

207 Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade? I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me. *knucks*

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (G4aHK)

208 Swift based the mad scientists in Gulliver's Travels on Newton. Gulliver's Travels Theme Park : http://tinyurl.com/l7xhk3a

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 05:52 PM (W5DcG)

209 "... finish off the mortally stricken heavy cruiser USS San Francisco." Selfish to say, but glad they missed. That was my grandfather's ship. Also, not mortally wounded, but the ship was shot up pretty bad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 05:53 PM (F0Cog)

210 >>>I dated an Army officer years ago and he would invite me over after a barracks sweep and we'd light up the confiscated goods and kick back in the hot tub with some zin. No need to thank me for my service. This is how one properly lives the Moron Lifestyle properly. >>>I'm leaning toward tequila as my drink of choice at the NoVaMoMee. Forewarned is forearmed. I was pissed that I won't be there before. Now I'm thinking I'll save a ton of money that I would have spent on tequila and bail. And I'm more pissed off than before, because that would be money well spent.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:53 PM (e+1S5)

211 Ravens take Breshad Perriman (WR, UCF) with the 26th pick

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:53 PM (nL0sw)

212 Strictly anecdotal, but the (ex) wife and I could sit outside at dusk, and she would be constantly swatting at and getting bit by skeeters, and I wouldn't be bugged a bit.
 
This happened over and over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 05:53 PM (dy02u)

213 201: Not in the gem state you won't. I loved that movie. Kip kicked ass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:53 PM (ucDmr)

214 "The Third Man" was actually filmed in So Calif


true story; only the zither music was recorded in Vienna.


the original title was " Orson Welles Before Carbohydrates"

Posted by: north of Vung Tau at April 30, 2015 05:54 PM (8CdUx)

215 Shots? Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:43 PM I can do that.

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 05:54 PM (o/90i)

216 *finds the finishing move*

https://youtu.be/9wsHOSBqTn4

Roll your saving throw vs Int.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 05:54 PM (CwVOr)

217 I live in SoCal. I heard a few movies were shot here, but I can't think of the titles.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 30, 2015 05:54 PM (lKCZC)

218 That movie thing is fucked up. Choosing a state's favorite movie by who has the most comments on that move at IMDB? Does anyone use IMDB any more?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 30, 2015 05:55 PM (+Fae7)

219 Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade?

Disappointed in you.  Should have been a 2 liter.

Posted by: Guy carving pictographs at April 30, 2015 05:56 PM (UVfht)

220 Dallas picked a DB.  Can't catch a name though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:56 PM (B451F)

221 I gotta learn to take the sock off, then comment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 30, 2015 05:56 PM (UVfht)

222 Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 30, 2015 10:51 PM (ZPrif)
 
Shapiro writes for Breitbart as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2015 05:56 PM (dy02u)

223 Does anyone use IMDB any more Your Mom uses IMDB!

Posted by: Kip at April 30, 2015 05:56 PM (G4aHK)

224 I was pissed that I won't be there before. Now I'm thinking I'll save a ton of money that I would have spent on tequila and bail. And I'm more pissed off than before, because that would be money well spent. Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM (e+1S5) --- I'm sorry you can't make it! We'll need some muscle if we mix it up with the pop-collar brosephs. We may want to consider a GoFundMe for the bail, and perhaps a new liver for Nearsider.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 05:57 PM (jR7Wy)

225 I loved that movie. Kip kicked ass.

 

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 10:53 PM

 

 

Bow to your sensei!

Posted by: rex kwan do at April 30, 2015 05:57 PM (tBSrv)

226 Ok, glasses up Morons. Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. Slainte!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:57 PM (GEICT)

227 >>>Is it wrong that I had a small mtn dew bottle with booze in it that I was taking hits off of during the parade? There's a picture of me at our small town Christmas parade from last year. I'm holding a water bottle that hadn't contained water since that morning. And if you look carefully, you can see the lime hiding behind the label. So, yes. You're a terrible parent and should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:58 PM (e+1S5)

228 I'm sorry you can't make it! We'll need some muscle if we mix it up with the pop-collar brosephs. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (jR7Wy) *cracks knuckles*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 05:58 PM (GEICT)

229 227: When do I get my kick ass pants?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 05:58 PM (ucDmr)

230 Okay, Byron Jones. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:58 PM (B451F)

231 We may want to consider a GoFundMe for the bail, and perhaps a new liver for Nearsider.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:57 PM (jR7Wy)


We should definitely start the bail fund early, and if we don't need it we can use it to fund the free bar finale!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 05:58 PM (ftVQq)

232 Pick #27, Cowboys take Brian McKinney (Punter, Univ of Saskatoon)

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:59 PM (nL0sw)

233 "Pick #27, Cowboys take Brian McKinney (Punter, Univ of Saskatoon)"




Hehehe.



Effer. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 05:59 PM (B451F)

234 OK, not really. Cowboys take Byron Jones (DB, UConn)

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 05:59 PM (nL0sw)

235 *cracks knuckles* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT) --- **flicks stiletto**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 06:00 PM (jR7Wy)

236 I thought the most popular film shot in Wisconsin was the Madison Recall Walker protesters, particularly crying "Democracy died tonight!" raccoon boy and Thistle the crazy chick. Kloppenburg made a hilarious cameo appearance.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 06:00 PM (+XMAD)

237 *cracks knuckles* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at April 30, 2015 10:58 PM (GEICT) --- **flicks stiletto** Posted by: All Hail Eris *does roundhouse kick*

Posted by: Rex at April 30, 2015 06:01 PM (G4aHK)

238 leave that puppy alone!!!!

Posted by: Killerdog at April 30, 2015 06:01 PM (vntmB)

239 OK, not really. Cowboys take Byron Jones (DB, UConn) Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 10:59 PM (nL0sw) Yeesh, for a grim second there, I though Jerry Jones was once again demonstrating his football genius.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 06:01 PM (KUa85)

240 #28, Detriot takes Laken Tomlinson (RG, Dook)

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:02 PM (nL0sw)

241 198 Hey, how about a PhotoShop thing? It has a cat in it!

http://tinyurl.com/pnxzhsv

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 10:50 PM (xjpRj)



Are you feeling ok? Email me sometime....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:02 PM (T1005)

242 Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Napeoleon: early day moron. He's probably lurking in the comments now!

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 06:02 PM (1Kz08)

243 I've been playing on the Alliance moron guild in Rexxar alone. No one plays no more. Wish you guys would come back.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 30, 2015 06:03 PM (vTqLG)

244 Never played WoW but friends say the Alliance sucks and they always played the Horde. And shouldn't morons want to belong to the Horde?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 06:05 PM (kivUY)

245 Computer/site problems or just a really, really slow night???

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 06:05 PM (kivUY)

246 "Actually, Thomas Crapper intended for people to sit on his thrones "backwards" and use the top of the tank as a book-reading stand." I've never understood how people can read in there - my feet fall asleep. Of course I grew up in a house with 6 people and 1 full bathroom (there was a half bath in the basement, but it was cold and spidery down there - used only in emergencies), so you really couldn't dawdle, read, lounge in the tub, take a nap, or daydream in the bathroom. Someone was always knocking on the door saying "Get outta there, I have to go!"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 06:05 PM (+XMAD)

247 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 30, 2015 11:03 PM (vTqLG) Sorry IC. I'll try to remember to log on with my Alliance toon in the next couple of days. I just haven't been playing a lot in general. Thank you so much for at least checking in there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 30, 2015 06:06 PM (GDulk)

248 re: 368 billion dollar check

Many years ago on the intarwebs, there was the tale of a man who received some physical mail spam about some sort of lottery or something that included a fake $98 million check. He looked closely at the check and decided that it looked pretty real; it had an account number, etc. etc.

So he decided to deposit it.

He figured he couldn't get away with putting it past a human teller, so he shoved the thing in ATM.

Hilarity ensued.

As I recall, the company that sent the spam had messed up by putting it an actual account number on it. A few days later, $98 million showed up in his account. He had a cashier's check made and stuffed it in his safe deposit box.

Several days later, the bank wanted its money back.

A quick google didn't turn up the story, but it was quite famous back in the day.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 30, 2015 06:06 PM (o78gS)

249 @164 That's interesting. BTW, Newton was kinda an asshole. I don't know about Swift although I suspect he probably was an okay guy. ------------------ And don't forget that after Newton died, he traveled to an alternate moon filled with numerous civilizations, and created an evil empire devoted to trying to control luck.

Posted by: junior at April 30, 2015 06:06 PM (2/wDX)

250 You did a good job with the ONT, Dave, kudos. I'm sleepy though - Friday tomorrow!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 06:07 PM (+XMAD)

251 248: Hi Donna, sounds like my childhood. Fun.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 30, 2015 06:07 PM (ucDmr)

252 Computer/site problems or just a really, really slow night??? Posted by: andycanuck The latter prob.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 06:07 PM (KhFZp)

253 Computer/site problems or just a really, really slow night??? andycanuck, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Posted by: Kip at April 30, 2015 06:07 PM (G4aHK)

254 >>>I'm sorry you can't make it! We'll need some muscle if we mix it up with the pop-collar brosephs. We may want to consider a GoFundMe for the bail, and perhaps a new liver for Nearsider. I'm happy to fund bail for most charges, including drunk & disorderly, public intox, indecency, public urination, assault, battery, mutual combat assault, arson, disturbing the peace, willful negligence resulting in bodily injury and assault. Nearsider can buy his own liver. I'll buy the Manhattans, what he chooses to do with them, and the resulting damage are none of my business.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 06:08 PM (e+1S5)

255 Morons, those are the most popular movies *set* in those states, not the most popular movies amongst the residents of those states. I'm sure someone has already pointed this out in the time that it's taken me to read the ONT and the comments. Back to lurking...

Posted by: Average Guy at April 30, 2015 06:08 PM (39nt8)

256 I probably killed Hat with that last video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 06:08 PM (CwVOr)

257 Colts take Phillip Dorsett (WR, Miami) with the 29th pick

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:10 PM (nL0sw)

258 Back to School was filmed at UW Madison. Stroszek was more popular?

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 06:11 PM (/+zDJ)

259 " I probably killed Hat with that last video."


Or just the thread. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 06:11 PM (B451F)

260 I read the "seven reasons the Chinese will attack" article. If they're relying that much on the Spratlys, I wonder how bad a day they'll have when the Philippines asks us to do an ICBM test there.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:11 PM (T1005)

261  Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Napeoleon: early day moron. He's probably lurking in the comments now!

 

Posted by: Spudgirl at April 30, 2015 11:02 PM

 

It was a great film made by a noob/outsider for under half a mill. It broke a lot of conventions of the genre and showed Hollywood a thing or two about how to do comedy right.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:11 PM (tBSrv)

262 Or? https://youtu.be/CcjT2gjwch8 Posted by: Anna Puma Needs Moar Tentacles!

Posted by: Japan at April 30, 2015 06:12 PM (G4aHK)

263 Oh, and mosquitos love me, especially my calves and ankles..but my mother told me it was because I had sweet blood.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 30, 2015 06:12 PM (+XMAD)

264 Regarding TruthRevolt's possible shutdown -- I hope someone archives it before it does a soap bubble.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:13 PM (T1005)

265 Okay folks, it's a school night. Time for me to fluff the pillows and hit the sack. Good night, sweet Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 06:14 PM (jR7Wy)

266 Mosquitoes never liked me. 

Maybe the beans and jalapenos I eat?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 06:14 PM (B451F)

267 I grew up as one of seven kids. One bathroom. Getting ready for school was like a Marx Brothers movie.

Posted by: seamrog at April 30, 2015 06:15 PM (+H/o8)

268 Ricardo I gave fair warning...

Oh well night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 06:15 PM (CwVOr)

269 Was Jim supposed to get surgemified today on his foot?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:15 PM (T1005)

270 The movie link isn't the people of the state's favorite movie, it's the highest rated movie by IMDB users, set in that state. That's why some make no sense at all. 50/50 for WA? An Officer and a Gentleman should rate better than that.

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at April 30, 2015 06:15 PM (Edob3)

271 Hasta, Eris.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 06:15 PM (B451F)

272 Night, Eris.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 06:16 PM (e+1S5)

273 Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005) whats going on with truth revolt?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 06:17 PM (AkOaV)

274 Packers select Damarious Randall (S, Ariz State) with the 30th pick

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:17 PM (nL0sw)

275 If "thugs" WERE a code word for a people of darker skin, etymologically speaking wouldn't they have to be East Indians?

Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 30, 2015 06:17 PM (fjP++)

276 275 Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)

whats going on with truth revolt?

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 11:17 PM (AkOaV)




@195

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:18 PM (T1005)

277 Saints, then Patriots on the board with picks 31 and 32.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:19 PM (nL0sw)

278 40 years ago today we lost S Vietnam. This documentary is depressing. And we've gone downhill since. T

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 06:19 PM (o/90i)

279 More shit.


Just saying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 06:21 PM (B451F)

280 t'sup Horde!? Thank you for the awesome ONT Weird Dave!

Posted by: ginaswo at April 30, 2015 06:21 PM (2EgyQ)

281 127 Hours? I've never even heard of that one. Now I have to look it up to figure out why on earth it is so popular here

Posted by: arcadehero at April 30, 2015 06:22 PM (27BfC)

282 Ok ok that movie. I kinda call BS on that poll however it was done, I think they just wanted to tie it to the "if it takes place in your state everyone loves it" theory

Posted by: arcadehero at April 30, 2015 06:23 PM (27BfC)

283 " t'sup Horde!?"



You're following the NFL draft, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 30, 2015 06:23 PM (B451F)

284 To counter TPH's video of the apocalypse, I will put these video links out. I vote "nuke Japan harder"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at April 30, 2015 06:24 PM (m9V0o)

285 Saints take Stephone Anthony (ILB, Clempson) at #31

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:24 PM (nL0sw)

286 @282 reminded me.....



Helluva good job, WeirdDave!!!! The ONT is Big League Stuff, and you did fine work with it.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:25 PM (T1005)

287 Thank you for the awesome ONT Weird Dave! Thanks. I tried for a bit of everything, from funny to silly to serious/political.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 06:25 PM (WvS3w)

288 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama and Micheal Obama's favorite Movies are ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 06:26 PM (D5iCY)

289 289 Thank you for the awesome ONT Weird Dave!

Thanks. I tried for a bit of everything, from funny to silly to serious/political.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:25 PM (WvS3w)



Fling it -- and if it sticks to the wall, it's an ONT!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:26 PM (T1005)

290 That's interesting. BTW, Newton was kinda an asshole. I don't know about Swift although I suspect he probably was an okay guy.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 30, 2015 10:42 PM (kivUY)


Swift, someone once said, was the graphic illustration of the saying, "Be careful who you step on, on your way up, for you will surely meet them on your way back down."

Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2015 06:27 PM (t//F+)

291 Hey cooth. Nice ONT, WD.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 06:27 PM (OsWis)

292 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 11:26 PM (D5iCY)

Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 06:28 PM (/+zDJ)

293 53 All is safe, sheep-fanciers! Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy) Oh thank God!

Posted by: Van Halen at April 30, 2015 06:28 PM (ZRcoQ)

294 Duck soup is the dish of the day, and guess who the chefs are? lulz

Posted by: Perry and Getzlaf Inc. at April 30, 2015 06:29 PM (evTiy)

295 Patriots take Malcom Brown (DT, Texas) with the 32nd pick. And that concludes the first round of the draft.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:29 PM (nL0sw)

296 Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie.

 

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM

 

Huh. Would have thought it was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music".

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:29 PM (tBSrv)

297 Is that Bam Margera?

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 06:30 PM (UnJ7w)

298 Why a duck soup???

Posted by: chico at April 30, 2015 06:30 PM (kivUY)

299 In other sporting news, LSU at Mississippi State is in the top of the 13th, tied up 3-3.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:30 PM (nL0sw)

300 All is safe, sheep-fanciers! Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy) Oh thank God! Posted by: Van Halen Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: The Goat at April 30, 2015 06:31 PM (G4aHK)

301 Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie. Crying Game.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2015 06:31 PM (FcR7P)

302 Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie. Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM Huh. Would have thought it was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music". I figured it would have been Brokeback Mountain.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 06:31 PM (M1Ado)

303 >>>Thanks. I tried for a bit of everything, from funny to silly to serious/political. Needz moar boobehs.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 06:31 PM (e+1S5)

304 I can see Barry thinking he's Michael Corleone.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 06:32 PM (/+zDJ)

305 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama and Micheal Obama's favorite Movies are ???? --------------- "Django Unchained" Okay..., I'm just guessing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 06:32 PM (F2IAQ)

306 The Bear is getting ready to consume a bit more of Ukraine. http://tinyurl.com/qjuzbu8

Posted by: Taiwain at April 30, 2015 06:32 PM (wZ2hu)

307 I figured it would have been Brokeback Mountain.

 

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM

 

Not ghey enough.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:33 PM (tBSrv)

308 290 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama and Micheal Obama's favorite Movies are ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 11:26 PM (D5iCY)



Barack has a collection of private videos taken with Reggie Love. Michele's favorite is "Evita".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:33 PM (T1005)

309 Movie poll, "set in that state" is the operative term. Good Bad Ugly has no footage of the United States whatever. All Spain and Italy. And we knew that.

Considering the commentariat surveyed one is aghast that Alabama didn't draw "The Rise and Fall of The City of Mahagonny." Next whiskey bar, and all.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at April 30, 2015 06:33 PM (xq1UY)

310 293 Hey cooth.

Nice ONT, WD.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 11:27 PM (OsWis)



Howdy, howdy!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:34 PM (T1005)

311 If "thugs" WERE a code word for a people of darker skin But it isn't. You know how a two-year-old fake-cries because his parents react to it? Yeah, like that.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2015 06:34 PM (FcR7P)

312 Cthulhu, I had your email at one point but seem to have lost the notes. 

I have various emails, probably best one is
nullisland

(at)

beckoningchasm

(dot)

(com)

I will surely regret this, but who cares, anyway.  Kitty came through the dimensional portal just fine and is now ravaging various cities!  Yay!

Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 06:36 PM (xjpRj)

313 Barry has said The Godfather is his favorite movie. Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:28 PM I've often thought of myself as a really good looking Godfather of people and stuff.

Posted by: President Zoolander at April 30, 2015 06:36 PM (G4aHK)

314 If I remember correctly the term "thug" is from India(or a form of it) that was used to describe a band of criminals who would attack travelers and strangle them with their sashes.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 06:37 PM (UnJ7w)

315 305. Needz moar boobehs. Posted by: DC in River City at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM You rang?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 06:37 PM (ZRcoQ)

316 306 I can see Barry thinking he's Michael Corleone.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 11:32 PM (/+zDJ)



While everyone around him hears: "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:38 PM (T1005)

317 If I remember correctly the term "thug" is from India(or a form of it) that was used to describe a band of criminals who would attack travelers and strangle them with their sashes. Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:37 PM (UnJ7w) IIRC, a cult referred to as the "Thugees."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:38 PM (nL0sw)

318 How come no actual Thuggees come forward to object to the comparison?
Hell, bags of dicks, boxes of rocks, and the dull tools in the shed have.
You'd think they'd have a little pride left. And they were anti-Imperialist too!

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at April 30, 2015 06:39 PM (xq1UY)

319 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593801308957777920 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593813274627612672 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593814092915277826 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593814467827376128 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593832910978973698

Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 06:39 PM (GrXXa)

320 309 I figured it would have been Brokeback Not ghey enough. Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 11:33 PM (tBSrv) So something starting Liza Minelli and/or Judy Garland?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 06:39 PM (ZRcoQ)

321 I just finished "Fargo". (First time seeing it. This ONT coincided with my decision to watch this tonight... "synchronicity" and all that.) I think "Fargo" was good. Not great, but good. Similar to "A Simple Plan", in that small-time crooks completely fail to make that big score. "A Simple Plan" is better.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 06:39 PM (AVEe1)

322 Late to the early ONT. The puppy is safe. The 1911 ain't cocked.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 30, 2015 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

323 Barry likes Brokeback Unchained.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 06:40 PM (W5DcG)

324 Hey everybody. Huh. Would have thought [BO's fave movie] was "Xanadu", or "Can't Stop The Music". LOL. Still remember that one of the major reviews of Xanadu consisted of a single word: "Xanadon't." In the meantime... **Top Five Signs the Flick You're About To See is Gonna Suck** 5. Its original screenplay is by Barbra Streisand, its Original Score is by Oliver Stone 4. It's NOT a comedy. But Pauly Shore still has a cameo. 3. Was produced by the Church of Scientology 2. M. Night Shyamalan had ANYTHING to do with its getting made 1. Bruce Jenner plays both the male romantic lead *and* the female romantic lead

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:40 PM (elbY7)

325 316. Maybe that's the origin but like many ideas it was "culturally appropriated" by evil white folks. When I was a child the word referred to poor people like my family who couldn't afford Apple jacks and had to eat kaboom cereal Maybe all this rage in the street is ptsd from shitty breakfast cereal the "revolutionaries" had to eat. ????

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 30, 2015 06:41 PM (09DZ1)

326 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics, Continued https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593833194853703681 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593834229714288640 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593835752636678144 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593835909092605952 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593876856870338560 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593877340033155072

Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 06:42 PM (GrXXa)

327 >>>You rang? Well, if by "rang" you mean "greatly enjoy boobs" then yes.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 06:42 PM (e+1S5)

328 Surprised no one mentioned it last night when it was a hot topic: the #1 'secret ingredient' to Kaboom cereal was lead paint chips.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:42 PM (elbY7)

329 I wasn't sure about the monkey's butt story or the Barry story....but then I learn the T word is the new N word....

Posted by: torabora at April 30, 2015 06:42 PM (62AK9)

330 Regarding the link in the sidebar to Jeff Bezos' rocket launch: It's true, it's probably the most phallic-shaped rocket ever. Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0

Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

331 How come no actual Thuggees come forward to object to the comparison? The British arrested/killed all of them. Just like in Malaya. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 06:43 PM (kivUY)

332 I actually would have thought that, for most popular movie set in Kansas, "Wizard of Oz" would have run away with the title.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 06:43 PM (AVEe1)

333 Bonus; Scotland's Gifts to Ginger Thursday; Shirley Manson and Karen Gillan https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593811187957108736

Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 06:43 PM (GrXXa)

334 So something starting Liza Minelli and/or Judy Garland?

 

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM

 

Yeah, something like that. It would have to be FABULOUS, from go to whoa. Just including buttsex wouldn't be enough. He can get his fix of that anytime.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:44 PM (tBSrv)

335 334 I actually would have thought that, for most popular movie set in Kansas, "Wizard of Oz" would have run away with the title.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:43 PM (AVEe1)



Australia.

Posted by: davidt at April 30, 2015 06:45 PM (/+zDJ)

336 Red corpuscles.

Posted by: Dr. Michaels at April 30, 2015 06:45 PM (TF10X)

337 325 Barry likes Brokeback Unchained.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (W5DcG)





Zombie provided me a link to a guy at an event with a "At the Brokeback Mountains of Madness" t-shirt, which I have to admit was very clever......though, as Chi can affirm, I detest the movie.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:45 PM (T1005)

338 Anybody ever read about the worst-reviewed Broadway version of a movie in all of recorded history? "Liza Minelli IS Travis Bickle..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:46 PM (elbY7)

339 The #1 'secret ingredient' to Kaboom cereal was lead paint chips. And the only bouncy castle Ace ever got to play in was in the back of a Baltimore PD paddy-wagon.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 06:46 PM (kivUY)

340 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/593876856870338560 Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa) The one on the right in the blue top. Yes, ma'am! Tie me, beat me, make me write bad checks.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:46 PM (nL0sw)

341 "And, hey, if he's the Democratic nominee, I’m going to end up voting for him." ----------------------- Yup. That says it all. Or, He'll vote for Hillary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 06:46 PM (F2IAQ)

342 Even in' horde. Just an aside, Ovi is pretty awesome. Saw him in 7-11 and he basically paid for everyone in line.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 06:46 PM (XAFOu)

343 I hate fucking monkeys and anyone who likes fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at April 30, 2015 06:47 PM (1BhJn)

344 Bruce/Brucella, watch our launch in the sidebar. It's pretty accurate. You sure you want surgery?

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 30, 2015 06:47 PM (FcR7P)

345 The story with the little girl and Ovi is great. Nice to see some athletes are thugs.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 06:48 PM (M1Ado)

346 "A Simple Plan" is better.

 

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:39 PM

 

Good flick.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:48 PM (tBSrv)

347 I listened to quite a bit of Tupac Shakur and other gangsta rap growing up and lemme tell you "thug" was and is a term of pride. It actually describes their way of life. Hence, the gigantic tattoo on Tupac's abdomen that read "Thug Life". So I don't get all this outrage over it's use.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 06:49 PM (UnJ7w)

348 are=aren't Geez fingers.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 06:49 PM (M1Ado)

349 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (elbY7) M. Night is coming out with a new film. It has a budget of 5 million dollars and it's a found-footage film, complete with nausea-inducing shaky-cam. http://tinyurl.com/lxsr9dc

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 06:49 PM (wZ2hu)

350 Bama's fav: 'The Summer of Scott Noll'.

Shown evwy Fwiday nite 'wound my pwace.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at April 30, 2015 06:49 PM (oNzCd)

351 *huh, I followed the link, and Kevin O'Keeffe *does* say that "Oz" should have counted. Moving on to Idaho - "My Own Private Idaho" sucked. Was it really more popular than "Napoleon Dynamite"?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 06:49 PM (AVEe1)

352 Bottom of the 13th, Robson steals 2nd and 3rd for the Dawgs. Two outs, game still tied #1 LSU 3 MSU 3.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:50 PM (nL0sw)

353 Thrawn, sounds craptastic. ;-) OTOH, if M. can make the comeback...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:50 PM (elbY7)

354 347 The story with the little girl and Ovi is great. Nice to see some athletes are thugs. Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 11:48 PM (M1Ado) I love seeing athletes who are thugs. Warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 06:50 PM (XAFOu)

355 Gosh! IDIOTS.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 06:51 PM (AVEe1)

356 Dammit, runner stranded at 3rd. On the to 14th inning.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:51 PM (nL0sw)

357 Gee, Infidel, you mistyped "cheese fingers" too! Maybe it's time for bed?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 06:52 PM (kivUY)

358 OTOH, if M. can make the comeback... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM (elbY7) Any hope of a comeback for the aspiring Hitchcock was shattered, leveled, and crushed into dust after "The Happening".

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 06:52 PM (wZ2hu)

359 Thrawn, maybe if he teams up with Michael Cimino... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:53 PM (elbY7)

360 So I don't get all this outrage over it's use. Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (UnJ7w) It's bullshit. Don't know how to explain it better than that. Another tool to put you in your place. Don't let them have the satisfaction.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 06:53 PM (XAFOu)

361 Speaking of Fargo, you really can't go wrong with any Coen Brother's flick. Every single one of them is watchable, and even their weaker efforts have great moments....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2015 06:53 PM (8HGb7)

362 Rain Man was a road movie, and the main action doesn't take place in Ohio, so shouldn't count for Ohio.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 06:54 PM (AVEe1)

363 351 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:40 PM (elbY7)

M. Night is coming out with a new film. It has a budget of 5 million dollars and it's a found-footage film, complete with nausea-inducing shaky-cam.

http://tinyurl.com/lxsr9dc

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:49 PM (wZ2hu)

 

It'll probably be better than After Earth though.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 06:54 PM (zt+N6)

364 Joe F.: yep. I still laugh at "Raising Arizona."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:54 PM (elbY7)

365 331 I wasn't sure about the monkey's butt story or the Barry story....but then I learn the T word is the new N word....

Posted by: torabora at April 30, 2015 11:42 PM (62AK9)



OK, the monkey's butt story -- it's old. And what you don't get is the context. The monkey is an endangered species, it's underage and its mom rejected it, and it wasn't supposed to get peanuts yet 'cause it wasn't big enough to handle 'em. And the keeper was going to be sent to a lifetime post as a Gobi Desert dust inspector if the monkey croaked, likely along with anyone within three degrees of consanguity. So he researched what mother monkeys do with their troublesome kids' digestive problems and did likewise.



It's not like he spooled this up on his CD player -- http://tinyurl.com/mdsdw2x

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 06:54 PM (T1005)

366 We need to pull the pitcher. He's been out there so long (79 pitches, and he's a closer) he's gone noodle-arm.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 06:55 PM (nL0sw)

367 Another movie that was seriously funny, although seriously twisted: Seth Rogen, "Observe and Report."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 06:55 PM (elbY7)

368 I seriously doubt in Hawai'i that Tora! Tora! Tora! is number one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (CwVOr)



Concur. Much more likely to be "A Spam For All Seasons".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 06:55 PM (TdZJ9)

369 "Thug" or thugs is short for the Thuggees. Traveling bandits from India. Similarly, "assassin" comes from the hashishim, killers who smoked dope before doing their killings.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (JgC5a)

370 Any hope of a comeback for the aspiring Hitchcock was shattered, leveled, and crushed into dust after "The Happening".

 

Posted by: Thrawn at April 30, 2015 11:52 PM

 

He was already fucked by then. The one-two punches of "The Village" and "Lady In The Water" *shudder* did it. "The Happening" was a mercy kill.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (tBSrv)

371 The story with the little girl and Ovi is great. Nice to see some athletes aren't thugs.

Yea, I thought that and the Baltimore commentary were the best things on the whole thread, yet they've gotten the least response. Stoopid movie link I threw in at the last minute is most popular. Go figure.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (WvS3w)

372 Some of these new posts on my blog, let me tell you, that's some wild wacky stuff man.

Posted by: Dave M at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (Cbzos)

373 Could be worse.  Ace could have learned his ethics from the Clintons.

Posted by: Bitblt at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (4m7VQ)

374 My favorite movie was Easy Rider. The screenplay, acting, and cinematography were all fabulously nuanced.

Posted by: Peter Fonda at April 30, 2015 06:56 PM (F2IAQ)

375 The Straight Story is more popular than Cheating Wives of Madison County?

Huh.

Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 06:57 PM (rHXGG)

376 Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski.
All are unique, but each has that unmistakable Coen look...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2015 06:58 PM (8HGb7)

377 Stoopid movie link I threw in at the last minute is most popular. Go figure.

It had a map. 

Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 06:58 PM (rHXGG)

378 Stoopid movie link I threw in at the last minute is most popular. Go figure. Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 11:56 PM (WvS3w) How did WeirdDave get keys to the blog on his first day here???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 06:59 PM (XAFOu)

379 I concur, it has a neat map.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:00 PM (UnJ7w)

380 Is the MD state police chief Pelosi related to the witch Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at April 30, 2015 07:00 PM (1BhJn)

381 Thrawn, sounds craptastic. ;-)

OTOH, if M. can make the comeback...

 

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 11:50 PM

 

He always comes back. Shyamalan is the Terminator of directors.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 07:00 PM (tBSrv)

382 No plaid on the map, though.

Posted by: the ever-dissatisfied Horde at April 30, 2015 07:01 PM (evTiy)

383 I got a Bal-27 Inferno in a supply drop last night if anyone cares.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:01 PM (UnJ7w)

384 No plaid on the map, though.

We should get a full refund.

Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 07:02 PM (rHXGG)

385 364 Rain Man was a road movie, and the main action doesn't take place in Ohio, so shouldn't count for Ohio.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1)

 

Yeah.  Tommy Boy would be a better choice.  But that's also somewhat a road movie.  Maybe Major League, but fuck Cleveland

 

We would be left with "Accepted," "Airborne," and "House Arrest."  Ugh.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:02 PM (zt+N6)

386 >>>Dammit, runner stranded at 3rd. On the to 14th inning. Which game? I'm bored. And these beers have told me they simply refuse to drink themselves.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 07:02 PM (e+1S5)

387 And LSU gets a 2-run base hit off a closer with 87 pitches that should have been pulled an inning ago. 5-3 LSU in top of the 14th.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (nL0sw)

388 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 11:59 PM (XAFOu) Ace likes BJs...

Posted by: JCM332 at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (F9IEQ)

389 It's a great ONT weirddave. I like the happy stories about good people. It's getting so the news and all of tv is just, I don't know the right word. But depressing and that's not what I want in my life. Just nice to see something positive.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (M1Ado)

390 DC, LSU at Mississippi State on ESPNU.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (nL0sw)

391 Was Faber College in Missouri, New Hampshire, Oregon or Ontario? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_House I'm going for Missouri.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (AVEe1)

392 Yea, I thought that and the Baltimore commentary were the best things on the whole thread, yet they've gotten the least response. ---------------------- The ONT is notoriously fickle. Thus, Maet's repeated, administratively applied punishments. It isn't that they don't care.., and by 'they', I mean 'everyone else', the unappreciative bastards are just easily distracted. *smugly points at 343* See? I was paying attention.

Posted by: Peter Fonda at April 30, 2015 07:03 PM (F2IAQ)

393 How did WeirdDave get keys to the blog on his first day here???

*raised eyebrow* I've been toiling in the open blogger vineyards since January of 2014. I just volunteered to help out by writing this ONT while Maet is gone.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:04 PM (WvS3w)

394 You want some happy news? George Soros owes some taxes. Yessiree Bob, he surely does. http://bloom.bg/1zwGfVT (via Drudge)

Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 07:04 PM (FCsIb)

395 Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:00 AM (1BhJn) She is from MD. Wasn't Pelosi's dad a big-time crook in MD? Or governor? Same thing I guess.....

Posted by: JCM332 at April 30, 2015 07:05 PM (F9IEQ)

396 Maybe Major League, but fuck Cleveland

It was filmed in Milwaukee.

Posted by: HR at April 30, 2015 07:05 PM (rHXGG)

397 Sheds Fonda sock. I once wore Jane's sock also..., it wasn't much better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)

398 *smugly points at 343* See? I was paying attention. Posted by: Peter Fonda at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (F2IAQ) **** *Equally smugly points to sock failure*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 30, 2015 07:06 PM (3F6F8)

399 I always thought of Wargames s a Washington movie. They even have Bill Gates and Paul Allen doppelgangers in it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 30, 2015 07:06 PM (I7p3Q)

400 Ha, Airplane could be the movie for the entire Country. It was flying over the Country, right? *that was bad*

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:06 PM (M1Ado)

401 Wasn't "Meatballs" kinda/sorta set in Ohio?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 07:06 PM (AVEe1)

402 Pelosi's father.....mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2015 07:06 PM (Zu3d9)

403 Yea, I thought that and the Baltimore commentary were the best things on the whole thread, yet they've gotten the least response. Ayyyyy! Ayyyyy?

Posted by: Goth Fonzie at April 30, 2015 07:07 PM (G4aHK)

404

It was filmed in Milwaukee.

 

But I believe  its about the movie's location, not where it was physically filmed.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:07 PM (zt+N6)

405 It's a great ONT weirddave. I like the happy stories about good people. It's getting so the news and all of tv is just, I don't know the right word. But depressing and that's not what I want in my life.

Just nice to see something positive.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2015 12:03 AM (M1Ado)


Oh, I get you. I've grabbed onto hockey playoffs lately because, well, it is great that my team is back after 6 years, but even more than that, some days in the last few weeks I just don't even want to THINK about the crap that's going on out there, it's so overwhelming. I know it's a retreat from reality. I don't care. I NEED one.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:07 PM (WvS3w)

406 Anyway, Wyoming, for such a small state, scored the big time with Unforgiven. Awesome, brilliant, near-perfect Western.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 07:07 PM (AVEe1)

407 395 How did WeirdDave get keys to the blog on his first day here??? *raised eyebrow* I've been toiling in the open blogger vineyards since January of 2014. I just volunteered to help out by writing this ONT while Maet is gone. Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:04 AM (WvS3w) Is that what the kids are calling it these days? But really, nice ONT.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 07:08 PM (XAFOu)

408 *Equally smugly points to sock failure* Posted by: ManWithNoParty -------- That wasn't a failure..., it was...., it was performance art , yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 07:08 PM (F2IAQ)

409 George Soros owes some taxes. Yessiree Bob, he surely does. Sure, he'll pay up as soon as the MSDNC pays their back taxes.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:08 PM (M1Ado)

410 >>>LSU at Mississippi State on ESPNU. Thanks. I haven't been following college beisbol at all. BRB, gotta check on my 'Dores.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 07:08 PM (e+1S5)

411 I didn't see a movie listed for New Jersey. I would swear it would be The Godfather--and it qualifies as parts were filmed in the Meadowlands..("Leave the gun. Take the canolis")

Posted by: JoeF. at April 30, 2015 07:09 PM (8HGb7)

412 Anyway, Wyoming, for such a small state, scored the big time with Unforgiven. Awesome, brilliant, near-perfect Western.

 

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 12:07 AM

 

It's better than that. It transcends it's genre. It's a near perfect movie, full stop.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 07:09 PM (tBSrv)

413 Grand Prix shoulda been the movie for Mexifornia.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:10 PM (M1Ado)

414 Unfortunately, right now the Flames need a retreat from the Ducks. 5-0 now. Yeeech.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:10 PM (WvS3w)

415 MWNP - I'm disappointed that 'Deliverence' didn't score for Georgia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 07:10 PM (F2IAQ)

416 So I sent a text out to my siblings of Ace's Baltimore protestor cutting firehose post. Wouldn't ya know it my brother texts me back a storify link about white rioters and why we should empathize with the barbarians.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:10 PM (UnJ7w)

417 "The story of Thuggee was popularized by books such as Philip Meadows Taylor's novel Confessions of a Thug, 1839, leading to the word "thug" entering the English language." http://www.damninteresting.com/the-thugs-of-india/

Posted by: The USA Left at April 30, 2015 07:11 PM (vhm6I)

418 But I believe its about the movie's location, not where it was physically filmed. "Groundhog Day" was filmed in Illinois. Still think it should count as the Penn movie.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2015 07:11 PM (AVEe1)

419 Likely unfunny socking aside, I find I have a very difficult time listening to David Simon. Quite obviously intelligent and very talented, but a totally blinded indoctrinated douchebag when it comes to politics. He perfectly identifies so many of the problems, and thinks Moar Better! will fix it. Go TEAM DEMOCRAT! He can go fuck himself in his fucking fuckhole.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 30, 2015 07:12 PM (G4aHK)

420 So probably related then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at April 30, 2015 07:12 PM (1BhJn)

421 MWNP - I'm disappointed that 'Deliverence' didn't score for Georgia. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ) ***** Why...why..it's almost as if they would not like to attribute that film to GA anymore. Almost...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 30, 2015 07:13 PM (3F6F8)

422 OMFG! 6-0. Wait. This is good. Ducks only get so many goals per series, right? Let them waste them all tonight on a game that's already won, and then they'll have none left for the next few games. Awwww, yea, that's a PLAN, baby!

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:13 PM (WvS3w)

423 Be well all. I'm off to bed. Pups rise early. I may be back anytime, damn puppy and wife who thinks we need 2 dogs.

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2015 07:13 PM (o/90i)

424 I'm disappointed that 'Deliverence' didn't score for Georgia. Don't be

Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 30, 2015 07:13 PM (AVEe1)

425 So what happened to Merovign? Is it true he had a historectomy?

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at April 30, 2015 07:13 PM (1BhJn)

426 Don't be Posted by: Ned Beatty ------------------- Yeah..., really.

Posted by: The Pigs at April 30, 2015 07:14 PM (F2IAQ)

427 Good luck with that wierddave. It's your story.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:15 PM (M1Ado)

428 426 I'm disappointed that 'Deliverence' didn't score for Georgia.

Don't be

Posted by: Ned Beatty at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1

 

Obligatory.

 

Ned Beatty Had the Hardest Part

 

https://youtu.be/j1KZOApOVlg

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:15 PM (zt+N6)

429 This game should be played on top of a pinball machine.

Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 07:17 PM (A0UYZ)

430 Ned Beatty Had the Hardest Part Shouldn't that be Ned Beatty GOT the hardest part?

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:17 PM (WvS3w)

431 424 OMFG! 6-0. Wait. This is good. Ducks only get so many goals per series, right? Let them waste them all tonight on a game that's already won, and then they'll have none left for the next few games. Awwww, yea, that's a PLAN, baby!

Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (WvS3w)



It is a little-known fact that the male mallard has the greatest ratio of penis length to total body dimension among vertebrate species.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 07:18 PM (T1005)

432 Hey, I didn't write the song.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:18 PM (zt+N6)

433 I didn't see a movie listed for New Jersey. If you go the reddit link in the article, this is the map the article's map was re-created from. http://i.imgur.com/TAacmQo.png Looks like they missed On the Waterfront and Silence of the Lambs when they, for whatever reason, re-made the map.

Posted by: Fight Club took place in Delaware? at April 30, 2015 07:18 PM (evTiy)

434 We'll, Vandy beisbol appears to be doing well, either 1 or 2 in the SEC depending on how they weight conference record. So...cool. Maybe I'll head down the parkway in a week or two and catch a game.

Posted by: DC in River City[/i][/b][/s] at April 30, 2015 07:18 PM (e+1S5)

435 And that's the ballgame. #1 LSU beats my beloved (but terrible this year) Dawgs 5-3 in 14 innings.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 07:18 PM (nL0sw)

436 427
So what happened to Merovign?

Is it true he had a historectomy?

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 12:13 AM (1BhJn)



Yep....his history is gone.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 07:19 PM (T1005)

437 He was already fucked by then. The one-two punches of "The Village" and "Lady In The Water" *shudder* did it. "The Happening" was a mercy kill. Posted by: otho **** You forgot about Signs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:19 PM (F0Cog)

438 Well, shit. That beer isn't gonna drink itself.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:19 PM (M1Ado)

439 It is a little-known fact that the male mallard has the greatest ratio of penis length to total body dimension among vertebrate species. Posted by: cthulhu **** And that they are prolific rapists. Not kidding.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:20 PM (F0Cog)

440 You forgot about Signs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (F0Cog)

 

Because when you are visiting a planet where a chemical compound that can MELT YOUR SKIN can fall from the sky, you go walking around it naked.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:21 PM (zt+N6)

441 "Beer, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.".-Homer J. Simpson

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:21 PM (UnJ7w)

442 Ducks are rapier than dolphins.

Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 07:21 PM (A0UYZ)

443 Shouldn't that be Ned Beatty GOT the hardest part? Hey-OOOOOHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at April 30, 2015 07:22 PM (G4aHK)

444 Because when you are visiting a planet where a chemical compound that can MELT YOUR SKIN can fall from the sky, you go walking around it naked. Posted by: buzzion **** Or walk thru it- Morning dew. You have super advanced tech, but don't use it!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:22 PM (F0Cog)

445 Do they use ducky rubbers?

Posted by: The Pigs at April 30, 2015 07:23 PM (F2IAQ)

446 And that they are prolific rapists. Not kidding. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale We got nuthin'.

Posted by: Devious Dolphins at April 30, 2015 07:23 PM (l3vZN)

447 You forgot about Signs.

 

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM

 

Eh. That was actually a hit for him. And I know I'm gonna catch shit for this, but, I enjoy Signs, despite it's flaws. Yes, it's got stupid logic holes and whatnot, but it was effectively creepy, rather well told and put together well. I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable".

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 07:24 PM (tBSrv)

448 Yep....his history is gone. Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005) OMG, he won't remember Gushie's holograms? The humanity...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2015 07:25 PM (ZRcoQ)

449 Do they use ducky rubbers? Posted by: The Pigs **** Nope. Not even duck tape.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:26 PM (F0Cog)

450 I listened to an episode of Radio Lab where some hippie scientist conducted an experiment to teach dolphins speech. A lady agreed to live in a half submerged apartment with a dolphin. Needless to say it got really weird.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:26 PM (UnJ7w)

451 I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable".

Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv)

 

Don't give him credit for Unbreakable.  He gives himself enough credit.  I saw him doing a thing where he was doing talking bits during breaks when it aired on Fox or some other network.  And he wanted to claim it as the reason for the rise and success of comic superhero movies.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:26 PM (zt+N6)

452 You forgot about Signs.

Wait, what?  M Night was in the group "Five Man Electrical Band"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 30, 2015 07:27 PM (UVfht)

453 I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable". Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv) Ditto.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:27 PM (UnJ7w)

454 Eh. That was actually a hit for him. And I know I'm gonna catch shit for this, but, I enjoy Signs, despite it's flaws. Yes, it's got stupid logic holes and whatnot, but it was effectively creepy, rather well told and put together well. I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable". Posted by: otho **** (Throws shit at Otho who said he'd catch it) I didn't find it very creepy myself. Unbreakable and Sixth Sense were his best.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:28 PM (F0Cog)

455 Don't give him credit for Unbreakable. He gives himself enough credit. I saw him doing a thing where he was doing talking bits during breaks when it aired on Fox or some other network. And he wanted to claim it as the reason for the rise and success of comic superhero movies.

 

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:26 AM

 

Hahahaha! That does sound just like Shyamalan. The dude thinks he's Orson Wells, or something.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 07:28 PM (tBSrv)

456 I listened to an episode of Radio Lab where some hippie scientist conducted an experiment to teach dolphins speech. Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin?!?

Posted by: Ace Ventura at April 30, 2015 07:28 PM (G4aHK)

457 I listened to an episode of Radio Lab where some hippie scientist conducted an experiment to teach dolphins speech. A lady agreed to live in a half submerged apartment with a dolphin. Needless to say it got really weird. Posted by: Arson Wells **** I still prefer female dolphins. A human if I am drunk and desperate.

Posted by: Horny Dolphin Roomate at April 30, 2015 07:29 PM (F0Cog)

458 Not all dolphin sex is rape. Some of us just enjoy taking a good harpooning. It's a little game we call Ahab and Moby Dick.

Posted by: Sandra Fluketail at April 30, 2015 07:30 PM (t63wW)

459 Anyone a NASCAR fan? Is this true? I heard that Danica Patrick got dropped by Go Daddy, but she managed to pull some strings and pick up Tampax.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:30 PM (WvS3w)

460 Turned on the AC for the first time of the season about an hour ago.....checked the prefilter 15 minutes ago, changed it 10 minutes ago, can already feel the difference.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 07:30 PM (T1005)

461 Why do you care about Snowflake? Posted by: Ace Ventura at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM (G4aHK) His name was Peter, duhh.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:30 PM (UnJ7w)

462 Shyamalan, two hits and three big steaming...misses.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:31 PM (F0Cog)

463 I still prefer female dolphins. A human if I am drunk and desperate. Posted by: Horny Dolphin Roomate at May 01, 2015 12:29 AM (F0Cog) Peter? Is that you?

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:31 PM (UnJ7w)

464 Anyone a NASCAR fan? Is this true? I heard that Danica Patrick got dropped by Go Daddy, but she managed to pull some strings and get picked up by Tampax. Hey-OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at April 30, 2015 07:32 PM (G4aHK)

465 Anyone a NASCAR fan? Is this true? I heard that Danica Patrick got dropped by Go Daddy, but she managed to pull some strings and get picked up by Tampax. Posted by: Weirddave at May 01, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w) ***** Maroon color scheme with white stripes FTW!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 30, 2015 07:32 PM (cIoI4)

466 464 Shyamalan, two hits and three big steaming...misses.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:31 AM (F0Cog)

 

Only three?  "The Last Airbender." "After Earth."  "The Happening."  "Lady in the Water"

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:32 PM (zt+N6)

467 And as a killer whale I can say that half of all male dolphins are gay.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:33 PM (F0Cog)

468 His name was Peter, duhh. Posted by: Arson Wells Go to de conference, go to it.

Posted by: Ace Ventura at April 30, 2015 07:33 PM (G4aHK)

469 (Throws shit at Otho who said he'd catch it)
I didn't find it very creepy myself.
Unbreakable and Sixth Sense were his best.

 

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:28 AM

 

Fair enough. It's hard to defend "Signs", I just like it. Gibson and Phoenix were really, really good in it. I was very impressed by Gibson in it. Good use of tension and suspense in "Signs" and very well shot (Though I suspect his DP had a lot to do with the style os his earlier flicks). "Sixth Sense" didn't do it for me. Guessed the setup pretty quickly and found it fairly tedious.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 07:33 PM (tBSrv)

470 South Dakota would rather have "Dances With Wolves", don'cha know. Tatanka!

Posted by: sodak at April 30, 2015 07:34 PM (rY6s/)

471 checked the prefilter 15 minutes ago, changed it 10 minutes ago, can already feel the difference. Posted by: cthulhu ------------------------------------- * giant sucking sound *

Posted by: Air handler at April 30, 2015 07:34 PM (F2IAQ)

472 Maroon color scheme with white stripes FTW! Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (cIoI4) ***** Monthly. Damnit! So close.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 30, 2015 07:34 PM (XrHO0)

473 Anyone a NASCAR fan? Is this true? I heard that Danica Patrick got dropped by Go Daddy, but she managed to pull some strings and get picked up by Tampax.

Hey-OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (G4aHK)


First and only time I've used mod powers to edit my own post, but I screwed up the joke so BADLY that I did. Let it be know for posterity that I fucked up the joke, even if post 461 doesn't reflect it anymore.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2015 07:35 PM (WvS3w)

474 "Ooo-ee, oo-ah-ah, Shyamalan-a ding dong."

Posted by: The Witch Doctor at April 30, 2015 07:35 PM (TdZJ9)

475 Only three? "The Last Airbender." "After Earth." "The Happening." "Lady in the Water" Posted by: buzzion **** Wow. I had forgotten those. Great. Back to therapy since you destroyed the mental block. Thanks a f*cking lot Buzzion.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:35 PM (F0Cog)

476 Hey everybody, gotta call it a night already. Dang job. :-) Glad I got folks talking about M. Night. Have a great night. See you tomorrow probably. Happy Friday Eve.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2015 07:36 PM (elbY7)

477 Flipper?........I banged him.

Posted by: Rapey dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:37 PM (t63wW)

478 First and only time I've used mod powers to edit my own post, but I screwed up the joke so BADLY that I did. Let it be know for posterity that I fucked up the joke, even if post 461 doesn't reflect it anymore. Threadwinner!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 30, 2015 07:37 PM (G4aHK)

479 otho, Paranormal Activity messed with me. Only movie that ever has since I've been an adult.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 07:37 PM (F0Cog)

480 Incidentally, the next time I design HVAC, I will not have to go into the attic monthly to service filters. (The prefilter is above the hallway -- the electrostatic precipitator main filter is up next to the air handler. The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are <$1 disposables, changed monthly. The electrostatic cleans out the rest and needs to be run through the dishwasher about once a month.)




[We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the attic and took over its space as a closet.]

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 07:38 PM (T1005)

481 Flipper?........I banged him. Posted by: Rapey dolphin **** You and a thousand other dolphins. Hell, he was popular with narwhals too.

Posted by: Horny Dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:39 PM (F0Cog)

482 otho, Paranormal Activity messed with me. Only movie that ever has since I've been an adult. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog) The Grudge creeped me out, but then again i'm a big fan of Japanese horror.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:40 PM (UnJ7w)

483

Cute girl tap dancing on Postmodern Jukebox.  With another one singing Lady Gaga 1920's style.

 

https://youtu.be/VCTOpdlZJ8U

 

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:41 PM (zt+N6)

484 (eyes Goodyear blimp)


"one day, baby, one day...like a screen door in a hurricane!"

Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:41 PM (TdZJ9)

485 If it's a hot wet summer like The Farmers Almanac says, my swamp cooler isn't gonna work for shit. thankfully I have ceiling fans in every room except the kitchen.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:41 PM (M1Ado)

486 Incidentally, the next time I design HVAC, I will not have to go into the attic monthly to service filters. (The prefilter is above the hallway -- the electrostatic precipitator main filter is up next to the air handler. The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are <$1 disposables, changed monthly. The electrostatic cleans out the rest and needs to be run through the dishwasher about once a month.) [We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the attic and took over its space as a closet.] Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005) ***** Wow. A pretty impressive assault on air impurities. What do you do in this area when you go outside?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 30, 2015 07:42 PM (cIoI4)

487 That saucy minx dolphin from that awful show SeaQuest DSV?..........railed til she squealed like a chipmunk in a blender.

Posted by: Rapey dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:42 PM (t63wW)

488 489 That saucy minx dolphin from that awful show SeaQuest DSV?..........railed til she squealed like a chipmunk in a blender.

Posted by: Rapey dolphin at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (t63wW)

 

Darwin.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 07:43 PM (zt+N6)

489 The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are <$1 disposables, changed monthly. The electrostatic cleans out the rest and needs to be run through the dishwasher about once a month.) -------------------- I gave up on the electrostatic, a Honeywell. It just did not do much. I replaced it with a 4 x 20 x 20 pleated paper filter that I replace once a year. No pre-filter.

Posted by: Air handler at April 30, 2015 07:46 PM (F2IAQ)

490 Can't we clean it up a little and keep mystery and romance in our relationships?

Posted by: Dark Scrotumed Macaque at April 30, 2015 07:47 PM (l3vZN)

491 I give Shyamalan credit where it's due for "Signs" and "Unbreakable". Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 12:24 AM (tBSrv) Don't give him credit for Unbreakable. He gives himself enough credit. I saw him doing a thing where he was doing talking bits during breaks when it aired on Fox or some other network. And he wanted to claim it as the reason for the rise and success of comic superhero movies. Posted by: buzzion Oh he gets credit for sure, but the real hero of the show was the editor. All of the cut-out scenes on the DVD extra feature were absolutely horrid. That editor saved the movie. And I'm with the minority that liked 'Signs' but immediately recognized what a farcical plot it contained.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 07:48 PM (KhFZp)

492 That dolphin from the movie DolphinTale?.........couldn't do it, her naughty bits smelled like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Rapey dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:49 PM (t63wW)

493 DSV?..........railed til she squealed like a chipmunk in a blender. Posted by: Rapey dolphin **** She is quite the squeaker. Had to stuff a toy in her mouth.

Posted by: Horny Dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:49 PM (F0Cog)

494 494, Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 07:50 PM (OsWis)

495 Ok, is it me or does anyone else think The Babadook was way overhyped??

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:50 PM (UnJ7w)

496 That was cool, Buzzion. A bunch of other vintage covers too.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 07:51 PM (M1Ado)

497 wtf is a babadook?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 07:51 PM (OsWis)

498 That dolphin from the movie DolphinTale?.........couldn't do it, her naughty bits smelled like Hillary Clinton. Posted by: Rapey dolphin **** There's a reason it smelled like that. She's also not into male dolphins anyway.

Posted by: Horny Dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:52 PM (F0Cog)

499 This one. 3M 4 x 20 x 20 filter http://tinyurl.com/pvxcqks

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 07:52 PM (F2IAQ)

500 The Babadook was an Australian horror movie that won critical praise.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:52 PM (UnJ7w)

501 Oh, and the Babadook is like the Boogey Man.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:52 PM (UnJ7w)

502 Oh, and the Babadook is like the Boogey Man. Posted by: Arson Wells **** WE are FARRRR scarier.

Posted by: The IRS at April 30, 2015 07:53 PM (F0Cog)

503 Hey, why don't we all take flakka and burn down our own homes? C'mon, everybody is doing it. Cos #Justice!

Posted by: Cowboy at April 30, 2015 07:53 PM (F78YM)

504 473 checked the prefilter 15 minutes ago, changed it 10 minutes ago, can already feel the difference.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------------------
* giant sucking sound *

Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ)



I keep wanting to build an analog pressure gauge that I saw in a gallery of soviet bomb-shelter pics. You take a piece of clear plastic and rout out arough U that starts with a chamber near the right edge, goes vertically down, rises diagonally leftward for a bit, then goes vertically up a short bit into another chamber at the same height as the first. You then glue a clear piece of the same plastic on the front.



The only moving part is some fluid that doesn't evaporate (much) that isn't clear. Red-tinted glycerin is about right. The idea is that you put it with the longer vertical section on the higher-pressure side of two pressures you want to compare. If the pressure differential gets to be too much, the fluid fills one of the chambers and remaining pressure bubbles freely. To "set", merely disconnect both ends.



In my case, I could run a tube to the region right before the air handler but after both filters as the low pressure end, then run the high pressure end to regular hallway air, and it would give me a graphic display of how clogged my filters were. That way, it wouldn't be based on a calendar and would be more accurate as to the effects on system performance.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 07:54 PM (T1005)

505 WE are FARRRR scarier. Posted by: The IRS at May 01, 2015 12:53 AM (F0Cog) YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:54 PM (UnJ7w)

506 What...in...the...hell??!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at April 30, 2015 07:55 PM (t63wW)

507 Let me put it this way, squeal pig, squeal! Squeal my name!

Posted by: The IRS at April 30, 2015 07:56 PM (F0Cog)

508 Sorry Cowboy, I only do Flakka before court appearances and before I see my probation officer. I am very disciplined when it comes to this otherwise I might have a problem.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 07:57 PM (UnJ7w)

509 What...in...the...hell??!!!!!!! Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosur **** Told you that was his favorite.

Posted by: Bonobo Monkey at April 30, 2015 07:57 PM (F0Cog)

510 What...in...the...hell??!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at May 01, 2015 12:55 AM (t63wW)



Some primates get prime ate. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at April 30, 2015 07:58 PM (TdZJ9)

511 You should see what he taught the gorillas.

Posted by: Bonobo Monkey at April 30, 2015 08:00 PM (F0Cog)

512 *frantically starts shoveling peanuts into mouth*

Posted by: Sexually frustrated bonobo looking at other side of Wuhan Zoo monkey enclosure at April 30, 2015 08:00 PM (t63wW)

513 488 Incidentally, the next time I design HVAC, I will not have to go into the attic monthly to service filters. (The prefilter is above the hallway -- the electrostatic precipitator main filter is up next to the air handler. The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are

[We used to have a vertical furnace in a closet, with the same prefilter/electrostatic setup, but we moved the air handler into the attic and took over its space as a closet.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:38 AM (T1005)

*****

Wow. A pretty impressive assault on air impurities.

What do you do in this area when you go outside?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (cIoI4)



Short answer: sneeze.



Longer (and less jokey) answer -- since childhood, I've had serious allergies in the last part of October and the first part of June. Other than that, I could be dusted in pollen until I'm totally yellow and have no problems -- but that doesn't mean I want it all over my house. The cheap prefilter/ESP system doesn't cost a whole lot and really cleans things up -- and I have to run internal fans anyway because otherwise the West end of the house would be miserable every afternoon.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:00 PM (T1005)

514 Ah, that four letter word beckons in just a few short hours. Nite horde.

Posted by: Infidel at April 30, 2015 08:03 PM (M1Ado)

515 491 The prefilters catch 90% of the crap and are
--------------------

I gave up on the electrostatic, a Honeywell. It just did not do much. I replaced it with a 4 x 20 x 20 pleated paper filter that I replace once a year. No pre-filter.

Posted by: Air handler at May 01, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)



Ours is a Trion. The vanes get covered in schmutz, so I'm thinking it works.



If I tried a pleated filter, it'd be 6" deep in crap in a year. I should post pictures of what I just dumped.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:03 PM (T1005)

516 I only go after the calves......mmmm

Posted by: Roman Porpoiseski at April 30, 2015 08:04 PM (t63wW)

517 Swim a little closer. I have something for you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 08:06 PM (F0Cog)

518 Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 12:54 AM (T1005)



Incidentally, when you're looking to have advanced technology built, maintained, and used by peasants, often with the wrong parts -- the soviet union was awesome. Depending on size, you could make that analog differential pressure meter about as accurate as you wanted -- and still have it turned out by Pashtun tribesmen.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:07 PM (T1005)

519 cthulhu - Yes. A liquid manometer will work, but the trick item is : http://tinyurl.com/kdhfcs5 Which I installed at our last house. I would faithfully record pressure drop every month, and change the filter when it looked like it needed it. I have found the 4" thick filter to be superior to the electrostatic. Too bad you are so far away as I would happily fix you up with a spare Magnehelic that I have. Hell..., I'd probably ship it if you were interested. BTW..., you *did* drop a couple of ant-fungal/bacteria tablets in the condensate pan..., didn't you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 08:09 PM (F2IAQ)

520 and still have it turned out by Pashtun tribesmen. Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:07 AM (T1005) *Suspiciously eyes bottle of Stolichnaya on counter*

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 08:10 PM (UnJ7w)

521 otho, Paranormal Activity messed with me. Only movie that ever has since I've been an adult.

 

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 12:37 AM

 

Wanted to like PA... but, "found footage" type flicks drive me to distraction. Would have gotten into it had it used tradtional filming techniques.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 08:13 PM (tBSrv)

522 cthulu - Dwyer liquid manometers are pretty cheap http://tinyurl.com/obcmokt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 08:15 PM (F2IAQ)

523 Holy shit, Elway reeeeeeaalllly wanted Shane Ray. Traded our 1st round pick, gave away our 5th round pick, gave away our 2016 5th round pick, and gave away Manny Ramirez. Actually, Detroit is welcome to Ramirez. Never forgive him for hiking the f'in ball into the cheap seats on the 2nd play of the Super Bowl, after Trindon Holliday decided to hesitate then run the ball back to the 8 yard-line on the first play. And I don't even want to talk about the rest of that game.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 08:15 PM (CXLVd)

524 I know where a couple of those Magnehelic differential pressure gauges are sitting at a friend's place in AJ. Probably could get one for a dozen beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 08:15 PM (TdZJ9)

525 Oh he gets credit for sure, but the real hero of the show was the editor.

All of the cut-out scenes on the DVD extra feature were absolutely horrid.

That editor saved the movie.

And I'm with the minority that liked 'Signs' but immediately recognized what a farcical plot it contained.

 

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 12:48 AM

 

That sounds about right. Editing. He had some real talent to rely on for those earlier flicks.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 08:15 PM (tBSrv)

526 62 "Lefties are not Americans. They just live here and eat our food. " And this is why we should not have sex with their womenz. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (VPLuQ) Reposted for emphasis

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:16 PM (qry2M)

527 Ouch, smarmy, fucknut clown cornholed by his own team: @washingtonpost 57m No, Jon Stewart, $1 trillion wasn't spent on Afghanistan schools at the expense of Baltimore http://wapo.st/1dyuhkw

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 08:16 PM (KhFZp)

528 In case the thread starts dying out, I'll leave this here for consideration: https://youtu.be/1nLRymWv-CA

Posted by: Country Singer at April 30, 2015 08:17 PM (nL0sw)

529 123 113: in that case, I suspect Night of the Living Dead is the movie that should be on the list (for PA), not The Deer Hunter. Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 10:34 PM (20X6f) Agreed.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:18 PM (qry2M)

530 Just when I thought I'd be getting to sleep at a reasonably sane hour, I turn on my radio and Medved's on. He's going on and on about Democrats pretending to care about the same things Republicans pretend to care about.

Oh, and here's a helpful tip for understanding American politics... when a Democrat talks about "taking money out of politics", he means "take out" as in "withdraw". So, Democrats want to withdraw money from politics, not get rid of money in politics.

And Republicans? Yeah, they're different because, uh, reasons and stuff.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 30, 2015 08:19 PM (a5m3K)

531 I know where a couple of those Magnehelic differential pressure gauges are sitting at a friend's place in AJ. Probably could get one for a dozen beer. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------------------------------- Careful...., I'm a heartbeat away from transferring something *off* of my crap pile, *onto* cthulu's crap pile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 08:19 PM (F2IAQ)

532 Might be important to some.  The Star Wars X-Wing and TIE Fighter games are now available on Steam.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 08:20 PM (zt+N6)

533 The Deer Hunter is the most popular in PA?

----

It was good, except for the real-time wedding sequence. Wayyyy too long.

If I remember correctly, it was controversial at the time because it portrayed the V.C. prison guards in a negative light. Some things never change.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at April 30, 2015 08:21 PM (EARfr)

534 cthulu - Gotta go. I'm on Yahoo group if you're interested in the guage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2015 08:22 PM (F2IAQ)

535 I would expect that "Rocky" is the most popular movie in PA, since the Philadelphia area thinks it's a documentary. But I also keep forgetting how much the rest of the state hates us.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at April 30, 2015 08:23 PM (EARfr)

536 521 cthulhu - Yes. A liquid manometer will work, but the trick item is : http://tinyurl.com/kdhfcs5

Which I installed at our last house. I would faithfully record pressure drop every month, and change the filter when it looked like it needed it.

I have found the 4" thick filter to be superior to the electrostatic. Too bad you are so far away as I would happily fix you up with a spare Magnehelic
that I have. Hell..., I'd probably ship it if you were interested.

BTW..., you *did* drop a couple of ant-fungal/bacteria tablets in the condensate pan..., didn't you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:09 AM (F2IAQ)



That does look very nice -- the reason I was thinking of building the analog liquid one was to give it an "arts-and-crafts" touch. If I were looking to do it seriously, I'd use an electronic sensor and network it in. That way I could graph the results.



We will probably spin the AC about 15 times this year. We only did it tonight because the outside temperature is holding high, not because it peaked high. The house was very livable for 50 years with no AC at all. So, no, we don't worry much about the condensate pan....it spends most of its time quite dry.



Tomorrow's supposed to hit 65 degrees by 10 pm, so we probably will be relying more on the whole-house fan than the AC. It's just that it currently is 72, and two hours ago it was 80, and the fiancee needs to function on NC time tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:24 PM (T1005)

537 Awww, man...I have so much studying to do, probably till the end of the year. I lurved the X-Wing and Tie-Fighter Games. My oldest son (9) is now digging through my old games, digging on Thief right now. Begging me to install Mechwarrior for him. He'd love the XW/TF games, too.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 08:24 PM (CXLVd)

538 524 cthulu - Dwyer liquid manometers are pretty cheap

http://tinyurl.com/obcmokt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:15 AM (F2IAQ)



Part of it would be the pleasure of building one.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:26 PM (T1005)

539 Ha! I remember mechwarrior, mine always overheated.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 30, 2015 08:26 PM (UnJ7w)

540 Heh, then you were doing it right. Using PPCs? 2x PPCs and a metric f**kton of heatsinks!

Posted by: Oedipus at April 30, 2015 08:28 PM (CXLVd)

541 Mechwarrior is our codename for Cankles when she wears her mobility exoskeleton.

Posted by: the Secret Service at April 30, 2015 08:29 PM (1FyZ2)

542 Careful...., I'm a heartbeat away from transferring something *off* of my crap pile, *onto* cthulu's crap pile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)



I hear you. My crap pile just "grew" by three items today, one of which was a swivel office chair that I'm using right now. But I compensated by taking apart three defunct office swivel chairs, and throwing the combustible parts into the burn barrel.



Maybe I can use one of the gas struts under my tractor seat?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 08:31 PM (TdZJ9)

543 533 I know where a couple of those Magnehelic differential pressure gauges are sitting at a friend's place in AJ. Probably could get one for a dozen beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Careful...., I'm a heartbeat away from transferring something *off* of my crap pile, *onto* cthulu's crap pile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)



You have no idea. I was *this close* to transferring 400 pounds of shit onto Merovign's crap pile.......

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:32 PM (T1005)

544 Heh, then you were doing it right. Using PPCs? 2x PPCs and a metric f**kton of heatsinks! Posted by: Oedipus **** Extended Range Lasers and some LRM20s Max armor

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 08:33 PM (F0Cog)

545 536 cthulu - Gotta go. I'm on Yahoo group if you're interested in the guage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2015 01:22 AM (F2IAQ)



Pass -- gotta lighten up if I'm headed out that way.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:34 PM (T1005)

546 537: the rest of the state keeps trying to sell Philly to New Jersey.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 08:35 PM (20X6f)

547 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcJ5WQSamQ travelin ban

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:37 PM (qry2M)

548 MechWarrior http://tinyurl.com/ppphquq

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 08:39 PM (F0Cog)

549 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEGdvabuTQ0 Whutz happenin'

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:40 PM (qry2M)

550 A cool shot http://tinyurl.com/mddgfn8

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 08:43 PM (F0Cog)

551 Okay -- apropos of nothin'....



Well, hell -- how this really came up. I walked into the kitchen while the fiancee was unwrapping an ice-cream sandwich, and I went on alert in case it was a crackling flame or appliance problem....then relaxed when it was a wrapper. And that led me to think it wasn't http://tinyurl.com/mpr38oy

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:48 PM (T1005)

552 "The Last Airbender." "After Earth." "The Happening." "Lady in the Water" Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 12:32 AM (zt+N6) I give M.Night a pass on Airbender simply because I don't think he had any power in it. It seemed he was attached as director by the studio in order to try to milk his name but I don't think he had any power in it. And After Earth was Will Smith's vanity project and so I put that all on him, again I think M.Night knew he was there just so "Directed by Will Smith" wasn't something that was actually on the movie poster and so M.Night traded on the remaining embers of his fame for one last shot at a pay check with a star that might be able to rekindle M.Night's career. Lady in the Water and The Happening- those are all on him and his ego.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 30, 2015 08:49 PM (Lqb+9)

553 How was "Rambo" not the #1 movie for Washington? That was a first-rate performance by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 30, 2015 08:50 PM (dF04M)

554 Might be important to some. The Star Wars X-Wing and TIE Fighter games are now available on Steam. Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 01:20 AM (zt+N6) Price conscious Morans might want to wait a couple days- I've read rumors Steam will have a Star Wars sale on May 4th (though what games will see a discount wasn't part of that rumor so it may make no difference).

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 30, 2015 08:51 PM (Lqb+9)

555 Have ANOTHER hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEGdvabuTQ0

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:52 PM (qry2M)

556 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 01:50 AM (dF04M)



Long time no see! How goes?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:53 PM (T1005)

557 Might be important to some. The Star Wars X-Wing and TIE Fighter games are now available on Steam.

Also gog.com, some of the comments suggest they have different versions? I don't really know the details, just suggesting folks be sure you know what you're buying.

Also, are the lucasarts games considered canon? I ask because I was reminded in the video that you fly a bunch of missions for Grand Admiral Thrawn in TIE Fighter.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2015 08:54 PM (ZbV+0)

558 And, from our more civilized brethren across the water -- http://tinyurl.com/nhtc3yp

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 08:54 PM (T1005)

559 Pretty good on my end, other than that I'm at work right now.  We had a guy quit and another's on vacation, so I'm covering graveyard for a couple weeks.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 30, 2015 08:55 PM (dF04M)

560 Have ANOTHER hit

That phrase always reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/vUHlxBZMiqw

(Yes, it's SFW)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 30, 2015 08:56 PM (UVfht)

561 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. R.Heinlien

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 08:59 PM (qry2M)

562 561 Pretty good on my end, other than that I'm at work right now. We had a guy quit and another's on vacation, so I'm covering graveyard for a couple weeks.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 01:55 AM (dF04M)




Still doing chemistry on an agricultural product mostly grown within a certain distance of somewhere?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:02 PM (T1005)

563 561: I've been working that shift for 11 years. ;-)

Posted by: puddleglum@work at April 30, 2015 09:02 PM (20X6f)

564 Primarily, but making packaging materials temporarily.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 30, 2015 09:05 PM (dF04M)

565 566 Primarily, but making packaging materials temporarily.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 02:05 AM (dF04M)



Just so long as it pays.



The process of convincing the fiancee to git while things still seem good continues apace. I'm seeing some cracks in the ice. I'm also seeing a tsunami headed for our shores, however......

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:08 PM (T1005)

566 No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: “Come back with your shield, or on it.” Later on this custom declined. So did Rome. R.Heinlien

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:08 PM (qry2M)

567 Let he who has never licked a monkey's butt cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 09:09 PM (ZbCKc)

568 *Throws stones at Cicero via wrist rocket*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:12 PM (OsWis)

569 Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How’s that again? I missed something. Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let’s play that over again, too. Who decides? R.Heinlien

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:13 PM (qry2M)

570

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded -- here and there, now and then -- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as "bad luck."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:16 PM (T1005)

571 149 movies thing is dumb. Minnesota does not get Grumpy Old Men and is just stuck sharing Fargo?

And people from ND mostly hated that movie. No one enjoys watching Hollyweird ham fistedly caricaturize their customs. *note I have not watched it so I have no idea if I would have set aside that baggage and enjoyed the movie or not.

heres a minnesota movie every moron needs to see especially in the weeks or days before deer season

Escanaba in da Moonlight http://tinyurl.com/ogfubht

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at April 30, 2015 09:18 PM (dNYE1)

572 Rock Candy anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:20 PM (qry2M)

573 The problem cooth, is that "poverty" is constantly being redefined. Nowadays, not having a 1080 HD TV is considered being in poverty. We're a spoiled nation.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:22 PM (OsWis)

574 This is known as "bad luck." Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 02:16 AM (T1005) One of my favs, it is

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:22 PM (qry2M)

575 Monkey, monkey, monkey Don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey!

Posted by: Monkey getting bungholelicked at April 30, 2015 09:23 PM (t63wW)

576 577, *wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:24 PM (OsWis)

577 lol bartender friend of ours is going to the zoo saturday with her boyfriend i shared gorilla pict with the comment new gorilla exhibit at the zoo

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at April 30, 2015 09:27 PM (dNYE1)

578 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6atUODsWGs&list=RDO6atUODsWGs&index=1 Baby, its you, Very Psychedelic

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:28 PM (qry2M)

579 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0 Y'Know, you can always go downtown

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:32 PM (qry2M)

580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV-QGQVZv0k New Sensation

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:34 PM (qry2M)

581 575 The problem cooth, is that "poverty" is constantly being redefined.

Nowadays, not having a 1080 HD TV is considered being in poverty.

We're a spoiled nation.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)



No, the problem is that RAH was talking about real, honest-to-god, actual poverty. The kind where you shit in designated holes-in-the-ground (outhouses) and occasionally eat squirrel. That's how my paternal grandfather lived -- my dad and uncle went back and put in gas heat in (IIRC) 1971 -- and went back to install indoor plumbing in 1973.



All the folks that think that meat comes wrapped in a bag or on a plastic-sealed tray are in for an education.....and that doesn't even start to address the millions who have never cooked themselves a meal.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:34 PM (T1005)

582 OK Teatime's over, Back on your 'eads

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:35 PM (qry2M)

583 Hey Kids,

beautiful sunset underway.


after all these years I am still amazed at how fast the amount of light changes around here.

Posted by: jc at April 30, 2015 09:38 PM (iRJ+A)

584 You have a point there, cooth. That is mind-blowing in itself, that so many cannot cook, much less know where the hell meat comes from.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:38 PM (OsWis)

585 there's a star wars sale *now* on steam, though it will probably go through the 4th.

kotor and kotor2 are $3 each

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:38 PM (bLnSU)

586 Just watched Congresswoman Donna Edwards blame Republicans for lack of opportunity for the black youth of Baltimore. After burning and looting the stores in their own neighborhood, where are they supposed to work?

Chris Matthews lamented that there's no summer work programs. Yes, give them a job and pay them just to show up(possibly on time). First, they need to learn how to read, write, speak, dress, etc. Why not just pay them to go to summer school and base their pay on academic performance, provided the teachers don't fix the grades ala Atlanta, GA.

Posted by: hadoop at April 30, 2015 09:38 PM (2X7pN)

587 *waves to Ira*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis)

588 588, Gonna blame the MD governor. What a surprise.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)

589 587 there's a star wars sale *now* on steam, though it will probably go through the 4th.

kotor and kotor2 are $3 each

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (bLnSU)



MERO!!!! How ya doin', bud???

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:41 PM (T1005)

590 That is mind-blowing in itself, that so many cannot cook, much less know where the hell meat comes from.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)


===

meat?   most of them have never even killed a carrot either.  they have never once taken any responsibility for their own food.

Posted by: jc at April 30, 2015 09:41 PM (iRJ+A)

591 http://galeri.uludagsozluk.com/r/kelly-brook-463367/ Kelly brook would wave, but it's only a photo. But I'll wave for he.r *waves* heh

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:41 PM (qry2M)

592 Temba, his bunghole wide. Shaka, when the peanut fell.

Posted by: Deleted scene from ST:TNG at April 30, 2015 09:42 PM (t63wW)

593 heh jc, I just imagined Bugs Bunny singing, "Kill the Carrot!"

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 09:42 PM (OsWis)

594

I give M.Night a pass on Airbender simply because I don't think he had any power in it. It seemed he was attached as director by the studio in order to try to milk his name but I don't think he had any power in it.

And After Earth was Will Smith's vanity project and so I put that all on him, again I think M.Night knew he was there just so "Directed by Will Smith" wasn't something that was actually on the movie poster and so M.Night traded on the remaining embers of his fame for one last shot at a pay check with a star that might be able to rekindle M.Night's career.

 

M.Night had power on Airbender.  If you'd seen the animated series and then heard about what was going on in the filming you'd know.  For instance he was changing the character name pronunciations to match how they "really are pronounced" rather than how they were pronounced on the series.  And yes that was his arrogance.

 

And M. Night was also a co-writer on After Earth.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 09:43 PM (zt+N6)

595

The Star Wars sale on Steam is running now.  Ends on the 7th.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 09:44 PM (zt+N6)

596 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (bLnSU) Hope yer feelin better! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_vJBz2_LtE

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 09:45 PM (qry2M)

597 Goon, his eyes wide open.

Posted by: goon at April 30, 2015 09:45 PM (gy5kE)

598 Going to sleep soon, cooth. I meant to drop in last night but i've been off-schedule.M

Might get to hang out tomorrow night. Shoulder and wound feel a lot better until I start moving things.

While a few people have tried, no one has ever stabbed me before. Now I know what it feels like!

It's on my left side, I sleep on my left side. I can't sleep on my left side.

Makes sleep a challenge.

How you?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:45 PM (bLnSU)

599 586 You have a point there, cooth.

That is mind-blowing in itself, that so many cannot cook, much less know where the hell meat comes from.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (OsWis)



It's frightening. There's a bunch of people out there who know how to throw rocks and set fire to trashcans and blockade ball games and threaten drivers.....and expect McDonalds to have a McDouble with cheese when they break for lunch.....or maybe they'll have a Jumbo Jack if they have a coupon.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:45 PM (T1005)

600 Along the lines of M. Night being saved by editing; it was said Lucas's original cut of Star Wars was an utter disaster that was saved by a team of brilliant editors. After the peanutty monkey feces that were the prequels, I can completely believe it.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 30, 2015 09:47 PM (t63wW)

601 **points and laughs at little monkey getting licked**

Hahaha. It's your turn now, asshole.

Posted by: hallucinogenic toads at April 30, 2015 09:49 PM (1FyZ2)

602 Thanks Ira.

Shamalayan is very talented, unfortunately that's the position he starts from in his decisions. And they're sometimes very wrong. Which he won't see because, you know, talent.

Some people have talent and know their limits, some don't.

Some people have no talent and don't know their limits, which is also entertaining if you have no compassion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:49 PM (bLnSU)

603 ===meat? most of them have never even killed a carrot either. they have never once taken any responsibility for their own food.

I'm surprised at how many people don't know how to cook. I was at a party years ago where they had an ELECTRIC grill(this is prior to the George Foreman POS). They had all these burgers and hot dogs, and the person trying to cook was basically destroying the food making it inedible. How fcuking dumb to you have to be in order to ruin a hot dog?

After two beers, I told the idiot(the host's newest boyfriend) to get me another beer and finished cooking all the meat. I prayed for the host's three children.

Posted by: hadoop at April 30, 2015 09:51 PM (2X7pN)

604 M.Night had power on Airbender. If you'd seen the animated series and then heard about what was going on in the filming you'd know. For instance he was changing the character name pronunciations to match how they "really are pronounced" rather than how they were pronounced on the series. And yes that was his arrogance.

And M. Night was also a co-writer on After Earth.

 

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 02:43 AM

 

He just can't help himself, can he? I have a theory that he has enough director savvy and flair to redeem himself IF he was kept away from the writing process, managed to secure a good screenplay and just directed. He thinks he's some sort of auteur genius, though. Trouble is, who's gonna let him have their good script? It'd be the kiss of death for the project. Someone needs to to tell him to shut the fuck up, sit your skinny ass down and just direct.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 09:53 PM (tBSrv)

605 Darmok and Jalad....at Tanagra Shame and old man's tongue....at monkey bunghole

Posted by: More on the cutting room floor of ST:TNG at April 30, 2015 09:54 PM (t63wW)

606 600 Going to sleep soon, cooth. I meant to drop in last night but i've been off-schedule.M

Might get to hang out tomorrow night. Shoulder and wound feel a lot better until I start moving things.

While a few people have tried, no one has ever stabbed me before. Now I know what it feels like!

It's on my left side, I sleep on my left side. I can't sleep on my left side.

Makes sleep a challenge.

How you?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (bLnSU)



Hangin' in there, bro. More worried about you than I am myself. Looked up the deets on your new toy -- side effects supposedly include anxiety. I'm thinking, if you qualify for the gizmo but don't get one, I could understand -- but if you qualify for one and you get it, this is supposed to increase anxiety?!?!?!? From a baseline of qualifying?!?!?



Rest well, heal up, and we'll be glad to see ya up-and-at-'em soonest!




Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 09:57 PM (T1005)

607 He just can't help himself, can he? I have a theory that he has enough director savvy and flair to redeem himself IF he was kept away from the writing process, managed to secure a good screenplay and just directed. He thinks he's some sort of auteur genius, though. Trouble is, who's gonna let him have their good script? It'd be the kiss of death for the project. Someone needs to to tell him to shut the fuck up, sit your skinny ass down and just direct. Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 02:53 AM (tBSrv He believes he is the Mary Sue character he wrote for himself in Lady in the Water.

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 10:00 PM (zt+N6)

608 anxiety? dude, i live there. gonna have to change side effect zip codes for me to notice.

notice almost nothing has a side effect of euphoria.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 10:01 PM (bLnSU)

609 Franks are good esp. C. Martel

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at April 30, 2015 10:02 PM (qry2M)

610 **strolls into monkey enclosure**
**pulls out boombox**
**starts playing the Bloodhound Gang**

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...


Posted by: zoo worker, wearing goofy monkey costume at April 30, 2015 10:03 PM (1FyZ2)

611 610 anxiety? dude, i live there. gonna have to change side effect zip codes for me to notice.

notice almost nothing has a side effect of euphoria.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (bLnSU)



Well, there is one group of treatments.....but you have the wrong plumbing -- http://tinyurl.com/jwdkxrv . Sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 30, 2015 10:08 PM (T1005)

612 Get well ASAP, Dark Lord.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 10:10 PM (OsWis)

613 I've seen things......that you wouldn't believe. *sobs while trying to re-form top hat* Where did my monacle go??!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at April 30, 2015 10:11 PM (t63wW)

614 615, LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 10:12 PM (OsWis)

615 M.Night had power on Airbender. If you'd seen the animated series and then heard about what was going on in the filming you'd know. For instance he was changing the character name pronunciations to match how they "really are pronounced" rather than how they were pronounced on the series. And yes that was his arrogance. And M. Night was also a co-writer on After Earth. OK, I don't know just changing names is all that was wrong with Airbender but if he had more power than that then yeah, that is on him. But I still can't put anywhere near that much blame on him for AE. He may have been 'co-writer' but in a vanity project that is like being the General Manager under Jerry Jones- a title with no power to do anything that the guy in charge doesn't want and often just there to be the yes man for decisions the ego in charge has already committed itself to.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 30, 2015 10:13 PM (Lqb+9)

616 wait... They don't resell those monkeybutt peanuts... Do they?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 30, 2015 10:14 PM (OsWis)

617 >>>I've seen things......that you wouldn't believe.

*sobs while trying to re-form top hat*

Where did my monacle go??!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at May 01, 2015 03:11 AM (t63wW)<<<



**puts arm around shoulder**


It'll be okay, man. It'll be okay.

Posted by: naked Yellow M+M at April 30, 2015 10:20 PM (1FyZ2)

618 *picks up remain of peanut shell stuck like a dingleberry* Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut after being licked out of a monkey's rectum at April 30, 2015 10:21 PM (t63wW)

619 Welcome to the Silver and Black, Amari. https://tinyurl.com/n5w8j63

Posted by: Raider Nation at April 30, 2015 10:23 PM (OsWis)

620 >>>They don't resell those monkeybutt peanuts...

Do they?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 03:14 AM (OsWis)<<<



Oh. My. God. That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?




Posted by: freak drinking civet coffee at April 30, 2015 10:25 PM (1FyZ2)

621 Ah, it's the first of the month isn't it, when Japan puts out some of the shiniest things and all the import websites crash because having servers with enough ability to handle the (very predictable) load is apparently beyond Japan's ability to care. Leads me to using very derogatorily language it does.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (Lqb+9)

622 He believes he is the Mary Sue character he wrote for himself in Lady in the Water.

 

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 03:00 AM

 

At least THAT level of arrogance, combined with his onscreen "acting" is a thing of the past. Or, is it...? Nah, I can't see anyone allowing him to do that again.

Posted by: otho at April 30, 2015 10:29 PM (tBSrv)

623 Mindless robots. I encountered that twice tonight. I have a ballot here for things I don't care that much about except mayor, then clerk, a few other things, not many, only four categories. So I looked for Republicans. Looked up each name individually. I marked a faint x by Democrats, a faint ? by independent the cop out designation, and voted for Republican, except for the largest category that didn't have one. Left that blank. Uck'emfay, let 'em duke it out amongst themselves. Why? To counteract the nonsense of "He's the Democrat candidate so that's a no-brainer for me" type comments I read continuously. And I hate that, but that's the way it is. Their incredible stupidity that leads to supporting straight up criminal activity must be countered somehow and this is it. I must vote stupidly too. To counteract stupid little sister's reliably stupid and myopic vote. Such is the stupid situation created by catch basin for all troubled souls, Democrat Party. And it is ever thus.

Posted by: bour3 at April 30, 2015 10:38 PM (5x3+2)

624 At least THAT level of arrogance, combined with his onscreen "acting" is a thing of the past. Or, is it...? Nah, I can't see anyone allowing him to do that again. Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 03:29 AM (tBSrv) Him, no. Actually wouldn't be surprised if he never sniffs a big motion picture again. But there will be another. In Hollywood there is always another.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 30, 2015 10:39 PM (Lqb+9)

625 #625: never leave an office blank... someone can "correct" your mistake if you do.

if they all suck, do what i did last year when my choice for governor was either Moonbeam Brown or Neal CashAndCarry, the Beltway RINO who told gun owners here in #Failifornia he wasn't interested in their votes, because he said he didn't care about our gun rights.

i took him at his word and blocked in the circles for both of the fascist nanny state assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2015 11:11 PM (RiMtm)

626 there's going to be a whole bunch of pissed off thugs in Baltimore today: it's Mother's Day, and they've burned down all the liquor stores & such...

now where will they spend all that EBT goodness?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2015 11:12 PM (RiMtm)

627 #625: never leave an office blank... someone can "correct" your mistake if you do. if they all suck, do what i did last year when my choice for governor was either Moonbeam Brown or Neal CashAndCarry, the Beltway RINO who told gun owners here in #Failifornia he wasn't interested in their votes, because he said he didn't care about our gun rights. i took him at his word and blocked in the circles for both of the fascist nanny state assholes. Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 04:11 AM (RiMtm) If you have to use one of those Dibold machines, you don't have that option. Of course, at least there is a printed record that indicates that no choice was made...

Posted by: The Voting Hat at April 30, 2015 11:14 PM (0Ew3K)

628 As for 'thug' being code for 'nig-ah', I guess we're going to have to ban 'fucking stupid', too. It's also a code for 'nig-ah', Right Mr. Fucking Stupid City Councilman Stokes?

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2015 11:18 PM (S1/Kn)

629 Lefties are not Americans. They just live here and eat our food. Posted by: eman at April 30, 2015 10:19 PM (MQEz6) I only wish that was all lefties 'just' did. They also vote in lemming-like fashion. The Dems really do have the zombie vote totally sewed up.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2015 11:24 PM (S1/Kn)

630 #629: i'm permanent absentee voter/vote by mail.

i just take my signed and sealed envelope down to a polling place & shove it in the box on election day...

because i don't trust the USPS to actually deliver ballots.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2015 11:31 PM (RiMtm)

631 speaking of lemmings and such, Resident Evil plunked down the coin on a 10 gauge side by side shotgun last week...  we should have it in hand in about a month.

now, to get a reloading press for that size, so i can shoot sporting clays with it. ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2015 11:34 PM (RiMtm)

632 file under easily amused: now that we Dish our internetz (fuck you ATT) my tag here, and at Patterico, changes all the time...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2015 11:36 PM (RiMtm)

633 A Camden County police lieutenant has pleaded guilty to charges related to a masturbation allegation at a Cherry Hill Starbucks. Police Lt. Benito Gonzalez Jr. pleaded guilty to a lewdness charge in Cherry Hill Municipal Court on March 11, according to a court record retrieved by the Courier Post. He will pay fines and court costs of $360. Ted Cruz: See, that's what I'm saying -- when was the last time you saw a hispanic with his hand out?

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at April 30, 2015 11:52 PM (xQX/f)

634 Night all. Here is "Atom Heart Mother" by Pink Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRJzdKUho0

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 12:21 AM (0Ew3K)

635 So my State chose Full Metal Jacket.  Must because it dealt with Marine Boot Camp which is in SC.  Nothing to do with it being a great movie and probably the best boot camp movie ever made.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 12:29 AM (wlDny)

636 Today is #VictimsOfCommunismDay

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 12:29 AM (0Ew3K)

637 Good morning and Faptacular Friday everyone! It really gets my underoos in a bunch that inarticulate, nonproductive thuggees get wall-to-wall coverage on CNN, but the SpaceX and Blue Origins launches merit nary a peep. Why, it's like they don't want us to be proud of our country or celebrate private industry, or somethin'.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2015 12:41 AM (jR7Wy)

638 Sat down to watch Big Bang Theory with wife last night. Half way through they split-screened to show protests in Philly. Apparently no CVS was located and protest fizzled out. #NeedsSomeCharmin

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 01, 2015 12:42 AM (xQX/f)

639 26 I'll repost from last thread. I'm not sure I understand this whole process. So if I'm pissed off at some place or something or somebody I'm going to go riot and burn down my own neighborhood. is that how this works? I think so! I'm pissed at my boss, so I'm going to go smash my elderly neighbor's windows and burn her car. Justice!!

Posted by: LASue at May 01, 2015 12:46 AM (BkBmj)

640 Hat keeps posting all these youtube links, and they're blocked here at work.  This is why you need to read the ONT at home...that and the fact that clicking any other link here needs to be done from a private browsing window.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 01, 2015 12:48 AM (dF04M)

641 Were the police to tackle a heroin dealer in my neighborhood and cart him away I'd be buying them free donuts and coffee. Not burning out the local drug store. #IKnowItsMe,NotYou

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 01, 2015 12:51 AM (xQX/f)

642 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:05 AM (VPLuQ)

643 I survived the Baltimore riots and all I got was this lousy t-shirt 12 pack of Charmin.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at May 01, 2015 01:08 AM (xQX/f)

644 Baltimore was already two cities; the Inner Harbor and little Detroit. I think the Little Detroit section just got bigger. It will be interesting to see if the Inner Harbor shrivels up now that the rest of the city has decided to show its hostility there.

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (i7JE3)

645 Ammo alert Cabelas has remington 22lr. 500@$25.99 http://tinyurl.com/pwzdp6n

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:19 AM (VPLuQ)

646 I survived the Baltimore riots and all I got was this 12 pack of Charmin. I got a rock. To the head.

Posted by: Sgt. Charlie Brown, BPD [/i] at May 01, 2015 01:32 AM (xQX/f)

647 How did Florida choose Scarface over Forest Gump?

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 01:33 AM (2X7pN)

648 I want out, I want gone, I want to focus on making $5 of parts and $5 of effort into something people want for $20.

What we have today is a horror.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)

649 648 I got a rock. To the head. Posted by: Sgt. Charlie Brown, BPD at May 01, 2015 06:32 AM (xQX/f) Could've been worse, Charlie. You could've got a dildo. Where's the first in a series of open threads????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:35 AM (St6BJ)

650 I think so! I'm pissed at my boss, so I'm going to go smash my elderly neighbor's windows and burn her car. Justice!! Posted by: LASue at May 01, 2015 05:46 AM (BkBmj) Remember how Bel Air and Beverly Hills burned after the Rodney King verdict? I threw a tantrum at Tiffany's window and the think didn't even crack.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:37 AM (St6BJ)

651 649 How did Florida choose Scarface over Forest Gump? Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:33 AM (2X7pN) I would think "Forest Gump" is more appropriate to Louisiana or Alabama? The obvious Florida films are "The Palm Beach Story" or "Some Like It Hot." Wait - "Key Largo." Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:42 AM (St6BJ)

652 Where's the first in a series of open threads???? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ) Once the sun comes up, the ONT becomes an Open thread. It's magic. Like how King Barry the Petulant has rescued our economy from that miserable excuse for a president, Bush. I mean, c'mon, Bush's 5% unemployment rate was rigged. President Boyfriend never lies, he's a straight shooter and is totally above board.

Posted by: RickZ at May 01, 2015 01:43 AM (S1/Kn)

653 Ammo alert Cabelas has remington 22lr. 500@$25.99 http://tinyurl.com/pwzdp6n Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 06:19 AM (VPLuQ) gone already

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 01:44 AM (j7iSn)

654 It will be interesting to see if the Inner Harbor shrivels up now that the rest of the city has decided to show its hostility there. Inner Harbor is beautiful. Shops, restaurants, touristy kinda stuff. Massive aquarium. Everything pricey, too. So it's totally dependent on tourist dollars. I've been there a couple times, but it will be years before I'll go back, if ever. If the Baltimore PD can't pull a heroin dealer off the streets without cell phone cameras turning on and charges of brutality flying -- all while the perp is perched on one foot (split second later goes into 'limp lettuce' acting mode) -- then it's no place I need to visit.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 01, 2015 01:45 AM (xQX/f)

655 And NY liking The Godfather. Yo Marie, let's go see some undereducated Eye-talians that tawk really funny while killing each other. Goodfellas, the Sopranos, etc. How many of these idiotic stereotypical WOP stories do you have to watch? Many of my relatives seem almost proud to be thought of as mobsters.

These @$$h0l3$ are fcuking cowards, thieves, murderers, arsonist, etc., and people practically celebrate these facts. It's disgusting and insulting, and really pisses me off. Never saw the Godfather II. What's the point?

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 01:45 AM (2X7pN)

656 Lotsa excellent horde funniness in these many ONT comments. Fun stuff.

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 01:45 AM (WIUGG)

657 Just saw an ad for a funny shirt. Outline of the state of Texas with the line. "Secede? Y'all are lucky we don't invade."

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 01:46 AM (m0XvK)

658 I see that our betters are really clambering onto the "Toya Graham is abusing her son" wagon. Including the Sub Genius who declares that she is clearly a bad mother for raising her children in that neighborhood. My head hurts, and I can't wait to see which way this goes over the weekend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:46 AM (VPLuQ)

659 I would think "Forest Gump" is more appropriate to Louisiana or Alabama?

I was thinking retard does good angle.

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 01:47 AM (2X7pN)

660 If the Baltimore PD can't pull a heroin dealer off the streets without cell phone cameras turning on and charges of brutality flying -- all while the perp is perched on one foot (split second later goes into 'limp lettuce' acting mode) -- then it's no place I need to visit. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 01, 2015 06:45 AM (xQX/f) Felt the same way about NO after Katrina......always wanted to visit...'til I got a good look at what was there.

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 01:49 AM (j7iSn)

661 "gone already" Yup. First screen still shows it in stock, but when you hit "Add to Cart" it pops the Out of Stock message. My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:49 AM (VPLuQ)

662 It will be interesting to see if the Inner Harbor shrivels up now ''I do think at a certain point you've made enough money''.

Posted by: B'roke Obama[/i] at May 01, 2015 01:49 AM (xQX/f)

663 "660 I see that our betters are really clambering onto the "Toya Graham is abusing her son" wagon. Including the Sub Genius who declares that she is clearly a bad mother for raising her children in that neighborhood. " It was inevitable.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 01:50 AM (m0XvK)

664 I remember last year, they kept finding dead bodies floating in the Inner Harbor on a regular basis. Not every day. Not every week. But a slow but steady trickle of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:51 AM (VPLuQ)

665 661 I was thinking retard does good angle. Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:47 AM (2X7pN) A bit testy this morning, aren't we? My reference to those two states was because of the location. And I always thought the Gump was a decent, kind human being - not a retard. Full disclosure - I worked for several years for the producer of the "The Godfather." I guess your head will now explode like Italo-Rage Boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:52 AM (St6BJ)

666 665 Including the Sub Genius who declares that she is clearly a bad mother for raising her children in that neighborhood. " It was inevitable. Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 06:50 AM (m0XvK) Jeez, that's like saying "let them eat cake."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:53 AM (St6BJ)

667 I remember last year, they kept finding dead bodies floating in the Inner Harbor on a regular basis.

I thought it was body parts, and isn't that the place where they actually make the chicken nuggets for McDonalds. You know, parts is parts!

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 01:53 AM (2X7pN)

668 That map of favorite movies is the most obvious piece of made-up bool$hit I have seen in a long time, and in these times of nonstop media lying 24 / 365 that's saying something bloody impressive ! Oh, and g'morning everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 01, 2015 01:53 AM (go6ud)

669 " Jeez, that's like saying "let them eat cake." " It's how the libs all *really* feel. Hell, they believe if your house cost under $300k you're a nonperson who's guilty of abusing your kids.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 01:54 AM (m0XvK)

670 I've never even heard of the NC movie.

Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2015 01:55 AM (e/cVl)

671 I know I'm through the looking glass when AOSHQ is the only site that loads quickly. Jeez, almost everything is slow or won't load. What gives?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 01:56 AM (St6BJ)

672 "almost everything is slow or won't load. What gives? " You try a full restart, and a router/modem restart?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 01:57 AM (VPLuQ)

673 A bit testy this morning, aren't we? My reference to those two states was because of the location. And I always thought the Gump was a decent, kind human being - not a retard.

Full disclosure - I worked for several years for the producer of the "The Godfather." I guess your head will now explode like Italo-Rage Boy.


Not at all. Just joking around with the exception of my relatives. I don't understand the appeal to acting like mobsters. The Irish side of my family called the white cotton wifebeater t-shirts Italian tuxedoes.

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 01:57 AM (2X7pN)

674 672 I've never even heard of the NC movie. Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2015 06:55 AM (e/cVl) I think it was a made for TV movie...w/Barry Bostwick....but I could be wrong.

Posted by: BignJames at May 01, 2015 01:59 AM (j7iSn)

675 Why did they have to make that rocket look like a dick? What the hell is wrong with the world?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 02:03 AM (JdEZJ)

676 "Duck soup is the dish of the day, and guess who the chefs are?" Har har! Ducks ABUSED the Flames 6-1. Perhaps next game the NHL will institute a mercy rule to salvage the tender psyche of the Flames.

Posted by: Jeff P at May 01, 2015 02:05 AM (aosNi)

677 >>>Posted by: Jeff P at May 01, 2015 07:05 AM (aosNi) Nice hash!

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 02:09 AM (WIUGG)

678 *nudges thread with foot* I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 02:11 AM (rwI+c)

679 >>>>677 Why did they have to make that rocket look like a dick? What the hell is wrong with the world?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 07:03 AM (JdEZJ)

 

I know, right?

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 02:11 AM (dF04M)

680

Morning, all. 

 

7.15 and no morning thread?  Boy, this place runs like a well-oiled machine.

 

J.J., I think you mentioned you worked for Al Ruddy before, didn't you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 02:15 AM (zF6Iw)

681 Is the thread pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:15 AM (CwVOr)

682 >>>7.15 and no morning thread? Boy, this place runs like a well-oiled machine. You pays your money, and--oh, right.

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 02:16 AM (WIUGG)

683 683 Is the thread pining for the fjords? It's nailed to it's perch.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 02:17 AM (JdEZJ)

684 682 J.J., I think you mentioned you worked for Al Ruddy before, didn't you? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 07:15 AM (zF6Iw) Yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 02:19 AM (St6BJ)

685 I'll give it to 7:30 then start posting links here.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:20 AM (wlDny)

686 This may wake things up or give everyone a freaked out case of whiplash

https://youtu.be/CcjT2gjwch8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:20 AM (CwVOr)

687 675 Not at all. Just joking around with the exception of my relatives. I don't understand the appeal to acting like mobsters. The Irish side of my family called the white cotton wifebeater t-shirts Italian tuxedoes. Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 06:57 AM (2X7pN) My mistake. Speaking of Irish, did you ever see "Only the Lonely?" Maureen O'Hara goes off on a rant against the Sicilians, pausing only to take a swipe at the Poles, that would make Archie Bunker blush.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 02:21 AM (St6BJ)

688 Morning thread always goes up at 0630, for the AoSHQ Platinum membership holders. With bewbies, too. Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 02:25 AM (VPLuQ)

689 Welcome back my friends to the DOOM that never ends. Isn't today Commie Day?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 02:25 AM (7ObY1)

690 They should automate the EMT if no one has manually created one by 7. Think outside the box.

Posted by: Noodless in New York at May 01, 2015 02:27 AM (XrHO0)

691

I have a feeling that if I start with the weekly Ziegfeld Girl, it will produce a morning thread.  So let's see.

 

Here is Mildred Harris:

 

http://goo.gl/OF5lP2

 

The "Doctor Macro" picture site lists her as a Ziegfeld Girl, but I  can't find any definite dates for her tenure with the Follies.  It may have been in the late 1920s after talking movies came in (she was one of many whose careers in sound never really took off), but don't quote me.

 

She was a popular child actress in the 'teens and a well-regarded leading lady in the 1920s, before sound, working wih leading men such as Lionel Barrymore and Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.

 

In 1918, the 16-year old Harris met Charlie Chaplin, whom, as I've noed before, had a predilection for young girls.  The two had a false pregnancy scare and married in October of that year.  She subsequently did become pregnant by the Little Tramp, but the child - Charles Chaplin, Jr. - died at the age of hree days.  In 1920, she filed for divorce, citing mental cruelty, and Chaplin fired back, accusing her of having an affair with the actress Alla Nazimova.  The divorce became final in  November  of  1920.

 

Harris' later career consisted mainly of cameo roles and bit parts, mainly through the efforts of her former director C.B. DeMille.  Her pictures are rarely screened today, but, in an ironic twist, she - like fellow  one-time silent star Clara Kimball Young - would find immortality with the Three Stooges, playing a temperamental star in their  1936  short Movie Maniacs:

 

http://goo.gl/AjGUwT

 

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 02:28 AM (zF6Iw)

692 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Friday, May 01, 2015 and is a traditional holiday known as May Day.  Originally it was a celebration of spring with dancing around the "May Pole".  However in modern times the communists have usurped that celebration with their own version to celebrate the Haymarket Riot in Chicago, which actually occurred on May 4th.  Only a communist would celebrate a riot (which they caused BTW by throwing a dynamite bomb at police). I suppose down the road somewhere these black communists who are causing all the modern riots across the nation will pick some traditional holiday to celebrate torching their neighborhoods and looting.   Probably call it Hands Up Don't Shoot Day and hold it on July 4th.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:28 AM (wlDny)

693 My mistake. Speaking of Irish, did you ever see "Only the Lonely?" Maureen O'Hara goes off on a rant against the Sicilians, pausing only to take a swipe at the Poles, that would make Archie Bunker blush.

I haven't, but I'll make a point to put that movie on my list of to see. Thanks.

Posted by: hadoop at May 01, 2015 02:28 AM (2X7pN)

694 The Norks storm out of the UN during a meeting to discuss the Norks human rights violations.


http://fxn.ws/1GKJGrJ

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:28 AM (wlDny)

695 The US says it will now escort "US Flagged Vessels" traveling in the Persian Gulf.  Note that does not include ships from the Marshall Islands.  Note also that due to thousands of labor laws and regulations there are very few US flagged vessels anymore.  So this announcement is just a little bit of propaganda to take the heat off of Obama.


http://fxn.ws/1DOxpPA

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:29 AM (wlDny)

696 The Port of Los Angeles police chief has been indicted on 16 counts of corruption by a federal grand jury.  He must have been one of those rare CA animals known as a Republican.


http://fxn.ws/1GMfcIu

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:29 AM (wlDny)

697 The Choom will put his library in Chicago.  One wonders how big it will have to be to hold one coloring book (partially complete) and a roll of wet toilet paper.


http://fxn.ws/1bIPSp6

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:29 AM (wlDny)

698 The House has approved another smoke and mirrors budget plan.  (more later)


http://fxn.ws/1c1h9E3

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:29 AM (wlDny)

699 The IRS pinky swears to quit targeting conservative groups.  Didn't they do that already?   And why has nobody been indicted yet?


http://fxn.ws/1Q5GnzB

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:30 AM (wlDny)

700 " Isn't today Commie Day? " I think that's every day.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 02:30 AM (m0XvK)

701 Ohio State band instructor has been charged with kidnapping and rape.


http://fxn.ws/1AohdmF

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:30 AM (wlDny)

702 Yes, the Sacramento River must flow to keep those "endangered" delta smelt in good health.  Damn the water and drought, full flow ahead scream the watermelons.  I for one would like to know how accurate the original study was that put these fish on the endangered list. I have just about zero trust in anything this government does in the eco area.


http://fxn.ws/1EGUEir

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:30 AM (wlDny)

703 The chairwoman of the supposedly nonpartisan Federal Election Commission is under fire for planning a forum next month on women in politics stacked with Democrat-leaning speakers and apparent Hillary Clinton supporters.


Yes more "honest government" from our betters in the Choom administration.  Make sure the FEC is overrun with partisan Democrats.   Another organization along with the NLRB that needs to be abolished because when lawless Democrats (giving the honest .5% a bad name) are in charge the commission becomes a criminal enterprise instead of an enforcer of the law.   And why do we need a forum about women in politics?


http://fxn.ws/1OIWHcd

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:30 AM (wlDny)

704 While the corrupt Obama regime attempts to make a treasonous deal with them Iran is busy illegally obtaining nuclear material from blacklisted firms.  No word from RINO Corker.


http://reut.rs/1I0bTh7

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:31 AM (wlDny)

705 Chaplin always was into older women.

Posted by: Mohammed at May 01, 2015 02:31 AM (3F6F8)

706 DeCommio is pushing amnesty in NYC despite court order for Obama to stop (which he hasn't).


http://nydn.us/1JF1CHO

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:31 AM (wlDny)

707 Another smoking gun for Scankles bribery corruption?


http://bit.ly/1dzNouu

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:31 AM (wlDny)

708 WH continues to stall on Scankles corruption even as JarJar Scrunt continues to feed the MFM.


http://bit.ly/1GL8U9f

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (wlDny)

709 I have always said most studies are worthless because they are just ax grinding using dubious methods.  This one is even worse than worthless.


http://bit.ly/1Ez0i50

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (wlDny)

710 @701 They seem to be preparing to take down Karl Roves group though. So I'll give them a mulligan on that one, but only that one.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (M+ldm)

711 Jebbie The Hutt triples down on amnesty.


http://bit.ly/1c1nY8R

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (wlDny)

712 The stupid thuggette who told police to stand down and allow the rioters to burn the city uses that Wasted-away race baiting idiot Sharpton to keep reporters off her.


http://bit.ly/1IuDfeh

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:32 AM (wlDny)

713 This will make AlextheChick squeal some more in happiness.  New Jurassic Park movie will bring back the T Rex.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Eric-Yahnker-3.jpg

In news about getting off this mudball, seems NASA has done some testing of an Electro-Magnetic drive in simulated vacuum.  So Bezos and his giant phallic symbol just might be old old news.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:33 AM (CwVOr)

714 Gofundme issues new rules.  They don't like Christians who oppose same sex marriage.


http://dailysign.al/1I2ARwA

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:33 AM (wlDny)

715 The Choom will put his library in Chicago. One wonders how big it will have to be to hold one coloring book (partially complete) and a roll of wet toilet paper.


http://fxn.ws/1bIPSp6

 

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 07:29 AM

 

I dunno... should be lots of magazines. "Anal Blasters", "Hard n' Horny" etc.

Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 02:33 AM (tBSrv)

716 Heritage looks at that new smoke and mirrors budget that is working its way through congress.  They do not appear to be impressed.


http://dailysign.al/1Q5So84

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:33 AM (wlDny)

717 New immigration department test changes our constitution.  Is there nothing this corrupt group of liars will not do to destroy this country?


http://dailysign.al/1Q5T0uu

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:33 AM (wlDny)

718 It appears that the Obamanite regime is actively assisting non-citizens to vote and is even blocking State efforts to stop it.  But impeachment is off the table.


http://dailysign.al/1dzSkQ1

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (wlDny)

719 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1OLgjMU

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (wlDny)

720 712 @701 They seem to be preparing to take down Karl Roves group though. So I'll give them a mulligan on that one, but only that one. Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2015 07:32 AM (M+ldm) Can they be that stupid as to not see that Karl Rove and Gas Chamber of Kommerce are their allies?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (St6BJ)

721 Despite all the problems I had with Dubya, it's articles like this that make me miss having a real President. Warning: your allergies may well act up while reading... http://tinyurl.com/ovzr82w

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (7ObY1)

722 Recall CA now issues driver's licenses to illegals.   Well now the CA Democrats are rushing a bill through to automatically register everyone with a driver's license to vote.


http://bit.ly/1GBjoFD

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (wlDny)

723 The Daily Deals



http://amzn.to/1Q5VkBQ



That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:34 AM (wlDny)

724 I have been experimenting with that flat antenna this morning trying to move it to a window for better reception.  Anyway I noticed on ABC they have taken a cue from Fox and hired a big bazoomba woman in a tight sheath dress to do the weather.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:36 AM (wlDny)

725 "716 Gofundme issues new rules. They don't like Christians who oppose same sex marriage." Unpersons of Jesusland.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 02:37 AM (m0XvK)

726 We need to start MoronFund.com

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:38 AM (CwVOr)

727 An advocate of immigration reform, Bush said the 11 million people who are in the country illegally "should come out from the shadows and receive earned legal status." I am boggled that any one still pretends it's only 11 million.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 02:39 AM (rwI+c)

728 There will be just this thread until the end od eternity.

Posted by: Fatalist at May 01, 2015 02:41 AM (cIoI4)

729 Eventually, Ace will wake up and post something. Right?

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 02:43 AM (WIUGG)

730 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 07:28 AM (zF6Iw) Chaplin: the Roman Polanski of his day. What an asshole that man was.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 02:44 AM (+XMAD)

731 729 An advocate of immigration reform, Bush said the 11 million people who are in the country illegally "should come out from the shadows and receive earned legal status."

I am boggled that any one still pretends it's only 11 million.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:39 AM (rwI+c)


He is a liar just like his pards across the aisle.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (wlDny)

732 Checks on GoDaddy, moronfund.com is available.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:45 AM (CwVOr)

733 735

Posted by: 735 at May 01, 2015 02:46 AM (cIoI4)

734 First?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 02:46 AM (MYPM9)

735 I am boggled that any one still pretends it's only 11 million. __________________________ I am boggled that anyone believes that millions of foreigners "earn" legal status in the U.S. by illegally setting up residence here.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2015 02:47 AM (lmdHn)

736 I don't think states that are a half billion dollars in debt (and up) should be allowed to vote in national elections.  They are too stupid to elect anyone to national office.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 01, 2015 02:47 AM (jhRZ+)

737 "728 We need to start MoronFund.com " I see so many fund requests for val u rite in our future.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 02:48 AM (m0XvK)

738 I might pick up that Perino book. Yeah, she's a RINO, but she's a good storyteller. I saw her once on this C-SPAN round table thing with a bunch of former press secs.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 02:48 AM (7ObY1)

739 Didn't Franklin Graham set up a donation site for the Christian florist? Someone who created a site like gofundme, and made a point of welcoming Christians would do very well, I think. I'm certainly never using gofundme again.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 02:50 AM (+XMAD)

740 Those gorillas remind me of Willie who was at the Atlanta Zoo for years. He had a cool outlook on life for a lifer.

Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2015 02:51 AM (go5uR)

741 742!!!

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 02:52 AM (oo88B)

742 Gofundyourselfyoudirtyhippie didn't ever take off like I hoped it would.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 02:52 AM (MYPM9)

743 ....crap

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 02:52 AM (oo88B)

744 As for the IRS going after Karl Rove they are doing it because he has an "R" after his name.  But I think anyone like Rove who has been attacked by this criminal regime would have a good case to go up the line to SCOTUS showing that the IRS is being used as a weapon to silence political opposition.


After all, all they would have to do is seek the number of Democrat 501(3)c's that have been denied tax free status by the choom gang.


Remember that old thing the liberals loved so much in the 14th; "equal protection">

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 02:54 AM (wlDny)

745 So....much....scrolling....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 02:55 AM (MYPM9)

746 *wavies on out*

Things to do like watch the rest of Battle Flag of the Stars and write.

https://youtu.be/bsr1owuAw7c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 02:55 AM (CwVOr)

747 Fucking Andy.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 02:56 AM (1BhJn)

748 Dear One: My name is J.J. Sefton. I am sergeant in US Air corpse but am stranded in PW camp somewhere in Germany. My fellow inmates think I am stoolie but am not. Please send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities and I will break out with Lt. Dunbar and make way to you to prove innocence. Remain Blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 02:56 AM (St6BJ)

749 749 Fucking Andy. Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 07:56 AM (1BhJn) You're doing what?

Posted by: runs [/i] at May 01, 2015 02:57 AM (WIUGG)

750 Fucking Andy. ---- Yeah! Fuck that guy.

Posted by: the chicken at May 01, 2015 02:58 AM (MYPM9)

751 Don't know if it was covered but a kid did the job that the lapdogs won't do.. told TFG to shut the F up and move on. (More or less) Will find the link when I get in. And mornin' horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 02:58 AM (JBWvY)

752 "742 Those gorillas remind me of Willie who was at the Atlanta Zoo for years. He had a cool outlook on life for a lifer. " The weed and red bandana probably helped.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 02:58 AM (m0XvK)

753 Andy has ONE JOB to do here.

Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at May 01, 2015 03:00 AM (1BhJn)

754 Marco!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (MYPM9)

755 Just watched Congresswoman Donna Edwards blame Republicans for lack of opportunity for the black youth of Baltimore. ________________________ I blame them too. And also every Dim who voted for the idiotic "social justice" welfare programs that reward poor women for every new baby they drop, and that penalize people who get married or take jobs. I also blame the Hollywood culture that has for decades celebrated and glamorized single motherhood and drug use, and also the related hip-hop culture that has denigrated women while celebrating and glamorizing drugs and thuggery and violence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (lmdHn)

756 Speaking of Willie, Did y'all know that he and the marketer for LoneStar Beer conspired to make LoneStar the unofficial official outlaw country beer? It was totally manufactured. Damn clever hippie.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (m0XvK)

757 "Felching Peanuts from Your Ass" was the unreleased original version of Squeeze's "Pulling Mussels from the Shell."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:01 AM (St6BJ)

758 Pubio!

Posted by: 759 at May 01, 2015 03:02 AM (3F6F8)

759 757 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2015 08:01 AM (lmdHn) $22 Trillion stolen/spent since 1965 and the result is Baltimore. Imagine if the US taxpayer actually KEPT all that money. Ok, snark away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:03 AM (St6BJ)

760 Levin ripped into Rubio yesterday. I know he's been holding back, for whatever reason, but he let him have it yesterday vis a vis immigration and the phony Corker surrender bill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:04 AM (St6BJ)

761 Maybe we are the subjects of an experiment, here.

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:04 AM (WIUGG)

762 Has Anyone knocked on the door to see if Andys ok?

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 03:04 AM (oo88B)

763 On my computer, the gif looks like they're trying to fire extinguish a rooster, and for some reason having a blast doing it.

Posted by: People Corp at May 01, 2015 03:05 AM (TzeLs)

764 765 On my computer, the gif looks like they're trying to fire extinguish a rooster, and for some reason having a blast doing it. Posted by: People Corp at May 01, 2015 08:05 AM (TzeLs) Momzer.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 01, 2015 03:06 AM (St6BJ)

765 "Just watched Congresswoman Donna Edwards blame Republicans for lack of opportunity for the black youth of Baltimore." It's all our faults. Every minor and major failing in society is to be laid at the feet of the Republicans. Particularly in the Republican run city of Baltimore. With a white/male Republican mayor, just one in a long line of Republican mayors, and a city council consisting of old white Republicans, and that damn southern good ol' boy peckerwood of a city Police chief ..... And Finally we have Elijah Cummins, that white racist cracker who keeps getting elected overwhelmingly by the white racist community of Sandtown. Yup....Republicans all the way down.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 03:06 AM (VPLuQ)

766 Okay, this is getting stupid. Ace, you gotta start punishing people who abuse your trust.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:06 AM (St6BJ)

767 So....much....scrolling.... 'Find' .7 Should take you to 'Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:07 AM (xQX/f)

768 "Someone who created a site like gofundme, and made a point of welcoming Christians would do very well, I think. I'm certainly never using gofundme again." This is precisely what's needed. Explicitly non-commie businesses could do exceptionally well. So long as businesses can kow-tow to the left without paying a price, they'll continue to do it. We need to exact a price.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 03:09 AM (8W5zZ)

769 768 Okay, this is getting stupid. Ace, you gotta start punishing people who abuse your trust. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ) May have a sick kid or something.

Posted by: . at May 01, 2015 03:09 AM (yxw0r)

770 One nice thing about the recent unpleasantness in our fair city. When it's time to provide a Good and Substantial cause on a Maryland Conceal Carry application, one only needs to write 'Stephanie Rawlings Blake" on that line. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 03:10 AM (VPLuQ)

771 ... or a busted computer.

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:10 AM (WIUGG)

772 Fucking Andy. You needa da pizza pie caterer for da wedding?

Posted by: Eyetalian Pizza Guy [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:11 AM (xQX/f)

773 All the cobs hung over from the podcast?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 03:11 AM (iVjJr)

774 771 May have a sick kid or something. Posted by: . at May 01, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r) That's no excuse. Now, I completely denounce myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:12 AM (St6BJ)

775 774 Posted by: Eyetalian Pizza Guy at May 01, 2015 08:11 AM (xQX/f) Isn't there some audience participation theater schtick called "My Big Fat Italian Gay Wedding" or am I thinking "Tony and Tina's Wedding?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 03:14 AM (St6BJ)

776 Let's all just pretend like this is a nood. Let us will ourselves to escape these mind forged manacles.

Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 03:15 AM (3F6F8)

777 "All the cobs hung over from the podcast?" No... Republicas refused to provide funding for Radio Free AoSHQ. Republicans...the root cause of all which is wrong in the world. S/ Just in case

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 03:15 AM (VPLuQ)

778 nood at 8:15

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:15 AM (WIUGG)

779 Nood

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 03:15 AM (JBWvY)

780 >>>778 Let's all just pretend like this is a nood. Let us will ourselves to escape these mind forged manacles. Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (3F6F That seems to have worked!

Posted by: m [/i] at May 01, 2015 03:16 AM (WIUGG)

781 Whew!

Posted by: Norman Vincent Peale at May 01, 2015 03:16 AM (3F6F8)

782 "Just watched Congresswoman Donna Edwards blame Republicans for lack of opportunity for the black youth of Baltimore."

Amazing how much time is spent in the black 'community' blaming failures on others.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 03:16 AM (oVJmc)

783 On my computer, the gif looks like they're trying to fire extinguish a rooster, and for some reason having a blast doing it. Posted by: People Corp Looks like fire extinguisher training, Chinese style.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at May 01, 2015 03:17 AM (c7O4R)

784 Open Blogger,
Re: "...They are human beings will complete will and agency over..."

I don't think you realize how much stupid little typos and editing errors distract from the meat of your blog entries.  They make you look like you can't be bothered or are in more of a hurry to be heard and get first attention than to be correct and say something useful.
Of course no one misunderstands your message because of these, but that's not the point here.  The quality otherwise of your entries is worth the extra effort needed to get the verbiage correct, I think.
Fussing over.
NoBreakfast, a.k.a., Fussbudget

Posted by: nobreakfast at May 01, 2015 05:07 AM (QEjbR)

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