August 30, 2012

Thread 2: Some Guy Is Speaking Spanish At Me And It Makes Me Scared
— Ace

The Newt/Callista thing was very natural and totally not a bad idea, so there's that.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM | Comments (1075)
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1 Close to first

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (4LW+9)

2 EN fuego!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (MMC8r)

3 Here Ace, I'll hold you.  Drink this. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (UOM48)

4 Craig actually spoke Spanish beautifully. No mistakes.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (CKLW2)

5 I am Meet Rrrrrrrromney! Arriba!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (MMC8r)

6 Ann Romney is hotttt.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (WLKdP)

7 it's the future.....

and we need the babies...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (LRFds)

8 Sounds like Teh Fred on the voice over.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (xrX4n)

9 Bien hecho Craig!

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (WLKdP)

10 Yeppie I was first. My life now complete... That make me a morone yet? PS: Obumbles sucks

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (4LW+9)

11 >>>pre-spin from Lawrence O'Donnell: All of Romney's good works and charity (which will be discussed tonight) are only to build his political resume to seize political power.

Ace: From the other thread...is this a joke, or did O'Donnell really do this?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (/COnL)

12 My husband speaks Spanish.  He understood whatever the fuck he was saying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (UOM48)

13 Teh Fred doing the voice over in this

Posted by: someone at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (bqjJT)

14 Tami, I think it was, on that old thread that is old now since we have this new thread, said that Craig Romney is often on Spanish-language radio.  Huh.  I did not know that.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (P6QsQ)

15 I want to be a reverse mortgage spokesman.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (TMB3S)

16 Obama is a  Stuttering Clusterf*** of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (jo0fs)

17 Thankfully the RNC ignored Jeb Bush's idea to use Speedy Gonzalez as a mascot.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (AZGON)

18 The Romneys have a cute son!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (hKrVC)

19 Somebody needs to tell that little kid who wants to be the next Mark Zuckerberg that it's all gonna fall apart after the IPO.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (/COnL)

20 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (6o4Fb)

21 "Sean Duffy of TEXAS"?!?!?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (/COnL)

22 I want to be an OWSer some day and rape and sleep in a tent!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (UOM48)

23 Jebby!

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (CKLW2)

24 Translation:  I lust after all your white women.  My room number is 2554.  Call first.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (3NTjw)

25 time to go take a leak.....I don't need called an asshole to want a deal reached jeb

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (LRFds)

26 I think having the buck-toothed, lip-smacking, bug-eyed weirdo kid speak helps humanize Mitt. His other sons are all too conventionally handsome and make voters feel bad about their own sad, ugly lives.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (ZPrif)

27 The Romney boys and Paul Ryan should star in Magic Mike 2, More Magic, less Mike.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (96Kco)

28 Fred on video, a Romney speaking spanish, and Callista.  I should have bought booze tonight.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (8MCmv)

29 I speak some Spanish. Dos crevas, por favor.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (4LW+9)

30 ugh, jeb.....wtf

Posted by: exsanguine at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (ImBNi)

31 Jeeze can i get a piss break?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (/az2q)

32 Sandra Fluke: "I'd abort Craig Romney's baby any day."

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (N/Oz2)

33 Sean Duffy is from Wisconsin, not Texas.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (P6QsQ)

34 >>>Ace: From the other thread...is this a joke, or did O'Donnell really do this? straight-up real.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (fxHyG)

35 Hey, it's the fat Bush!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (ZPrif)

36 12 Jane D'oh,

I speak Spanish like Han Solo speaks wookiee....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (LRFds)

37 College Football or RNC. Damn.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (QupBk)

38 I  was watching this on MSNBC and they overdubbed Craig  Romney with a leafblower.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (JDIKC)

39 MATTHEWS: The entire hispanic community will not forget that Romney wants to deport them all.

All hispanics are illegal I guess...

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (liFiG)

40 Wait- Clint Eastwood is there? Why was I not told about this surprise appearance?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (X3vSL)

41 34 Ace,

they never let me down when it comes to letting me down....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (LRFds)

42 Ummm. I think we've reached out to the hispanic community...

WHAT ABOUT THE PALESTINIANS??????!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48)

43 This is the fattest Bush you will see speak until Sandra Fluke for the Dems.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (MMC8r)

44 I'm still getting blissful confidence from my leftist friends. They're CERTAIN Obama wins, comfortably. I just can't puzzle this country out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (r4wIV)

45 BTW, I hear Bush's speech will be a hoot. He's going to rebut Obama's "Blame Bush" crap.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (fxHyG)

46 MSNBC is just a punchline.

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (jo0fs)

47
"Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia."
http://tinyurl.com/9q4qofh

Posted by: Thorvald at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (1V6Pv)

48 yeah, he did get a little large.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (CKLW2)

49 Jeb is dead to me since his ridiculous comments on the Arizon immigratrion law.That's it.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (6o4Fb)

50 You tell it Jeb!

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (WLKdP)

51 And there he goes.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (fxHyG)

52 Why was Craig Romney, who is apparently a Romney son, speaking spanish, and talking about grandparents coming to America?  I know Romney is 4th or 5th generation on all sides.  His mom doesn't look hispanic.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (As94z)

53 >>>straight-up real.

You really need to post a link to it.  That's literally almost impossible to believe.

More loathsome: Lawrence O'Donnell or Martin Bashir?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (/COnL)

54

Jeb Bush stars in

'The Other Sister'

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (llMC3)

55 Ace, thanks for posting the twats here; much easier than checking a Twitter tab.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (7uUmW)

56 Heh.  Suck it, Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (UOM48)

57 Ok I like that line.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (8MCmv)

58 come on, admit it, we like Gingrich. Would Bob Dole given us control of Congress? When other Repubs were happy with a draw and the White House half the time, Gingrich went for the win, which is why the Dems will always hate him. Think of what could have happened if Reagan had the Gingrich Congress to work with...

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (bJm7W)

59 Newt and Callista look like one of those asshole couples that record their answering machine message together.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (JDIKC)

60 Dos crevas, por favor. Posted by: CSMBigBird

"Two cracks"? Or did you already have two cervezas?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (xrX4n)

61 >>>Why was Craig Romney, who is apparently a Romney son, speaking spanish, and talking about grandparents coming to America? I know Romney is 4th or 5th generation on all sides. His mom doesn't look hispanic.

This a joke, right?

Romney's grandparents immigrated from Mexico to the United States.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (/COnL)

62 52 optimizer,

for the same reason I will try to relearn the French I spoke a little of in canada if it all falls to shit...

a 2d language is a 2d soul

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (LRFds)

63 brb, torrentin' a Spanish telenovella called "Los Savages"

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (fxHyG)

64 38 f-u i just choked on my iced tea lol.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (/az2q)

65 Didnt Bush support Crisco Crist?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (ovpNn)

66 52 - His great grandfather had to escape to Mexico because of Mormon persecution

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (liFiG)

67 I like to watch other guys bang Callista - hard.

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (v4K0X)

68 Wait, what did I miss from O'Donnell?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (TMB3S)

69 Romney also knows French from what I understand.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (CKLW2)

70 Larry O'Donnell said today that Ryan's speech last night didn't hold a candle to any single speech Barry has ever given.

He may kill himself before Chrissy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (UOM48)

71

College Football or RNC.

Damn.

 

Two words: Picture In Picture. I love technology...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (d0Tfm)

72 You know, I'm tired of Bushes.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (MMC8r)

73 Romney's grandparents immigrated from Mexico to the United States.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 08:08 PM (/COnL)



Omg, that means I'm voting for a Mormon, Hispanic, and a Catholic?

Posted by: My Grandmother at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (/YJYi)

74 60. I said I could speak it, not spell it. I drink dos XXs anyway. Thanks

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (4LW+9)

75 69 Sassy,

oui, oui he's like John Kerry without the dickhead beret

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (LRFds)

76 I hope the 5 romney boys come out on stage with Paul Ryan later and do a routine from Magic Mike.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (ovpNn)

77 Why was Craig Romney, who is apparently a Romney son, speaking spanish, and talking about grandparents coming to America? I know Romney is 4th or 5th generation on all sides. His mom doesn't look hispanic. Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 08:07 PM (As94z) I believe he served his LDS mission in Chile.

Posted by: Calvin at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (1UR1s)

78 Vandy 10, SoCar 10.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (d0Tfm)

79 I was watching this on MSNBC and they overdubbed Craig Romney with a leafblower. Tony Villaraigosa will appear with a transgendered Mariachi band.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (AZGON)

80 :-)

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (CKLW2)

81 We Democrats have a much better handle on the Spanish language and Spanish voters.

Hey Eva, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (B/yDO)

82

59 Newt and Callista look like one of those asshole couples that record their answering machine message together.

 

Yeah.

And probably ask for donations in their Christmas cards.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (5BAYg)

83 Olympic athletes are gonna speak? Maybe some guy who won curling a few years ago?

Seriously, I wonder who it is...was Clint Eastwood an Olympic athlete?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (d6TfZ)

84 That's okay dananjcon.. I am still laughing over The Pie sock from a few threads down.  My husband came upstairs and saw me laughing hysterically.  I just can't explain you guys.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (UljOc)

85 I don't always vote, but when I do, it's Democrat. Stay boned, my friends.

Posted by: the most interesting illegal in the world at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (QupBk)

86 I thought the newt/helmet tag team was awkward and distracted from the actual speech.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (YOZSv)

87 Soon...

Posted by: November 6th at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (PEwU1)

88 72 Nickless for at least a generation....and jeb...try to get your kid into school in Mexico buddy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (LRFds)

89 Okay, for years I've heard what a great pol Jeb is. He isn't.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (fxHyG)

90 >>>>Wait, what did I miss from O'Donnell?

He's still a choad/douche/preening self indulgent asshole.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (8MCmv)

91 Jeb Bush can elicit the most tepid of applause.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (llMC3)

92 STaY OUt Da Bushes!

Posted by: Rev. Jessie [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (xrX4n)

93 52 Why was Craig Romney, who is apparently a Romney son, speaking spanish, and talking about grandparents coming to America? I know Romney is 4th or 5th generation on all sides. His mom doesn't look hispanic.

I think he said something about spending some time in Chile.  Maybe his mission or study abroad?  I wasn't paying very close attention.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (96Kco)

94

Larry O'Donnell said today that Ryan's speech last night didn't hold a candle to any single speech Barry has ever given.

He may kill himself before Chrissy.
<<<<<<

 

I hope he pulls a Budd Dwyer on air after Romney  wins.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (JDIKC)

95 ZZZZZzzzzzzzz.................

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (UOM48)

96 89 Okay, for years I've heard what a great pol Jeb is. He isn't.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 08:10 PM (fxHyG)


Now you understand why he is headlining the happy hour portion.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (ovpNn)

97 Jeb's looking... Rovian.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (YOZSv)

98 >>Larry O'Donnell said today that Ryan's speech last night didn't hold a candle to any single speech Barry has ever given. Who cares? I want a President who can do, not just talk.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (TMB3S)

99 89 - yeah, he could be a little more dynamic. He's not. Surprisingly.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (CKLW2)

100 Jeb has the same mouth as W. Some of the same facial tics.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (ZPrif)

101 How come no one is talking about energy and that asshole EPA?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (w062R)

102 Olympic athletes are gonna speak? Maybe some guy who won curling a few years ago?

Seriously, I wonder who it is

--------



I know that Olympic Gold medal speed skater Dan Jansen recently publicly endorsed Romney.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (P6QsQ)

103 77 Calvin,

he did say roararrawww friend in chile....roaorwwwaa

like I said Han Solo style from working a flightline in El Paso

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (LRFds)

104 Eva Longoria is not Latino or Hispanic, she comes from italian ancestry

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (uVuwp)

105 Jeb Bush: Governor Most Likely to Have His Milk Money Taken.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

106 >>>You know, I'm tired of Bushes.

Me too.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow's secret thoughts after the Ryan speech at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (G5B4Q)

107 "I just can't explain you guys. Posted by: jewells45"

I tried like hell to explain to my husband why I was laughing at Ace's tweets last night, and all I got was a blank stare. Oh, well, guess you had to be there, or something...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (d6TfZ)

108 This is the bathroom break, right? 

*heads for potty and wet bar*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (UOM48)

109 Wow, really putting me to sleep.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (CKLW2)

110 Yeah, but what about Trayvon Martin, Dead Thug?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (w062R)

111 Sean Duffy!

Sean Duffy!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (P6QsQ)

112 Someone needs to tell me a new thread is up, dammit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (dX4hn)

113 This guy looks like the Chicken Fucker from South Park.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (llMC3)

114 Who is this fucking dork on my TV?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (ZPrif)

115 I hope Paul Ryan isn't too hard on Biden in the debates. The abalone treatment would be sufficient.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (AZGON)

116 looking at current governors. Dems could run Cuomo -- he's trying hard to not be so liberal here in NYS.
Dopey Jerry Brown could also run again... haw haw haw...
And, you know, Newark NJ mayor Cory Booker is already more qualified to be Pres than Obama is now...
On the other hand, Wash State gov Gregoire has a pretty good record at stealing close elections, so she could be their man.

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (bJm7W)

117 Hey this guy isn't Eb from Green Acres! Oh, you meant Jeb 'Amnesty' Bush. Change the channel.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (N/Oz2)

118 Who is this guy?? Did I miss that?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (CKLW2)

119 Jeb wears his mother's dress size.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

120 Ginger alert.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (96M6e)

121 Ughhhh CNN is making me want to kill myself. Also, yet another panel where the lone Republican is outnumbered 4 to 1.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (6VkFb)

122 Is this guy one of our candidates?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (ZPrif)

123 I don't want to say Jeb is overrated but Barack Obama just emailed me to say "Isn't Jeb Bush kind of overrated?"

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (fxHyG)

124 I would like to see Jeb Bush president just to watch the left implode though. It would be just hilarious to behold their frothing insanity. Maybe just for a few days then he steps down from the job.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (r4wIV)

125 Yawn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (05RcU)

126 Crap.  Who is this guy and what has he done with the real Sean Duffy?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (P6QsQ)

127 LIES!!!11 RACIST LIES!

Posted by: MFM at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (YOZSv)

128 Wow is this the guy from Modern Family? I know it is not but it sounds like him too.

Posted by: syntessa at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (Ger9R)

129

Olympic athletes are gonna speak? Maybe some guy who won curling a few years ago?

 

-----

 

If by curling you mean Miracle on Ice, yeah!

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (0CiTm)

130 This is not the Sean Duffy I was expecting...

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (GrtrJ)

131 Not only is the RNC racist... it's soulless.


Weird little ginger teacher. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: MSLSD at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (G5B4Q)

132 Jeebus, this isn't THE Sean Duffy?  Right?  Right!!?????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (UOM48)

133 Newt and Callista look like one of those asshole couples that record their answering machine message together.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 08:07 PM (JDIKC)

 

That and the Christmas form letter that let's you know what they have been doing all year, photocopied with pictures and all. I fooking hate those.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (nTgAI)

134

Hi I'm Shawn Duffy M-Kay?

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (Bm4aK)

135 This is the skinny gay guy from modern family, right?

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (0VAul)

136 Yay....let's try some more COMPASSIONATE! conservatism....because laying the ground work for adding 9 trillion dollars of debt is "teh awesome"....

Go away bush wing

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (LRFds)

137 JackStraw:

Apparently (according to Ace) O'Donnell was claiming that Mitt Romney's countless charitable and good works throughout his life were all done cynically, with an eye towards eventual political office, and not because he has any admirable qualities in any way whatsoever.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:13 PM (/COnL)

138 This teacher may be a great guy for all I know, but he has a face that makes me want to touch it. Hard. With a fist.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (X3vSL)

139 This guy and the oil and gas guy from last night are there to bring in the hapless beta vote.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (8MCmv)

140 Can I get anyone anything from the bar?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (UOM48)

141 I need something positive tonight and it better be Clint Eastwood cause my life sucks.j

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (Fy6L7)

142 Opie Cunningham Opie Cunningham Opie Cunningham

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (i0vBR)

143 Wait that's not Sean Duffy the Repub, that's Sean Duffy the dork teacher.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (ZPrif)

144 did this mumblegrumble just pitch the idea of more tenure for teachers? By implication?

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (fxHyG)

145 Jane -

Not the Sean Duffy we are familiar with.  An IMPOSTER !!!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (P6QsQ)

146 Last night I got wood.  Tonight, I want more (east)wood.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (uRumV)

147 *yawn*  Milk. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (UOM48)

148 I hope Paul Ryan isn't too hard on Biden in the debates.

The abalone treatment would be sufficient.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 08:12 PM (AZGON)

 

heh... most people won't get that.   You beat it with a hammer

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (nTgAI)

149

Milk?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (llMC3)

150 Milk? Are we talking milk?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (TMB3S)

151 That is not our Sean Duffy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (ZPrif)

152 Breast milk.

Posted by: 44QuickPassOn2 at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (EuW9O)

153 Buttermilk! Drink (buttermilk)!

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (WLKdP)

154

Jeb does not give good speech

 

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (R/8dI)

155 Why is he talking about milk?

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (/YJYi)

156

Olympic athletes are gonna speak? Maybe some guy who won curling a few years ago?

Mike Eruzione

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (3SvjA)

157 WTF with the milk????

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (CKLW2)

158 For as much as a marble-mouth stuttering clusterfuck as he was, GW had a certain charisma that neither his father nor Jeb could match.

Policy-wise, we were fucked either way. But this notion that Jeb was the Prodigal Son and GW was a mistake is so ignorant of history that it's worthy of a Georgetown Law School Graduate

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (B/yDO)

159 Jeb is sucking ass.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

160 Fucking Forrest Gump milk riff? Jesus.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (96M6e)

161 Ethanol Milk!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (MMC8r)

162 I'm thinking the big takeaway from tonight's speeches will be the famous Jeb Bush "milk" riff.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (/COnL)

163 My normal Spanish is. I point to a $5, that don't work, I point to a $10, that don't work I leave. Not paying one penny more than $10 for the clap.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (4LW+9)

164 all this milk talk is makin me think of Christina Hendricks

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (zpqa2)

165 Jeb said vanilla just like George. Made me smile.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (EhUTA)

166 Enough with the Bushes. HW was okay, but the rest show clear signs of regression to the mean.

Posted by: Reality Check at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (hvzWz)

167 Flavored schools for all!

Posted by: Jeb! at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (0VAul)

168 Its the progression of the jokes around here the layers of snark and stupidity that build up over days months...YEARS.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (/az2q)

169 Ace, you will now take it back after Jeb's strong milk talk.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (8MCmv)

170 too bad Sen Crapo is a Repub, he's got the right name for a Dem nominee for Pres.

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (bJm7W)

171 Mitt Romney gets MILK!!!!!

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (CKLW2)

172 115 I hope Paul Ryan isn't too hard on Biden in the debates. The abalone treatment would be sufficient. Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 08:12 PM (AZGON) I won't be happy til Biden is crying in the fetal position, shitting himself uncontrollably.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (YOZSv)

173 Why will no one talk about the depression?!? DEPRESSION!!!

Posted by: reality checkedout at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (QupBk)

174 I think Romney's charitable works and good acts are because he is Morman and that is how they are raised.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (w062R)

175 You think speaking in Spanish is bad?  Just wait for the Islamic call to prayer at the DNC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (dX4hn)

176 sorry kid, at least we let you survive your partial birth abortion

Posted by: Kmac at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (FCDZ9)

177 112 Someone needs to tell me a new thread is up, dammit. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 08:12 PM (dX4hn) --Ace himself does it, and did in the previous one.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (7uUmW)

178 breast milk!

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (96Kco)

179 Um, Jeb. Milk isn't found in every aisle. It's found in one aisle.

Posted by: Rev. Jessie [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (xrX4n)

180 My eldest gal is a pill-popper and my wife is a an illegal. Should I tell the GOP about George W.?

Posted by: Jeb at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (v4K0X)

181 Sean Duffy - a product of the potato famine. Or is it potatoe. I'll have to check my flashcards.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (N/Oz2)

182 Snoozer to start. Hopefully, Clint will fire off his Dirty Harry 44 Mag. to liven things up.  That said , skool choice is good.  Should have (FU Tingles) a black educator talk about the polls and Obama's screwing of 6000 DC students.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (cTjRR)

183 Milktoast!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (MMC8r)

184 Crazy doll faced lady.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

185 Whoever wrote this speech should be drowned in milk.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (TMB3S)

186 It's possible Jeb's speech is more boring than one of the small business owner's speeches. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (UOM48)

187

Wow.  A milk analogy.

 

Fuckin' tone it down, Jeb - that much fiery rhetoric just makes us look angry.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (JDIKC)

188 The only reason Elizabeth Warren will appear at the DNC convention is North Carolina needs some rain after all the hot weather.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (AZGON)

189 158 Q,

W had the air of a man who had fucked up plenty but was hard working and not a dick about being able to buy you....

Fort Hood loves him

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (LRFds)

190 I am disappointed I thought it was to be Sean Puffy Combs.

Posted by: syntessa at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (Ger9R)

191 What's all this shit about milk?

Posted by: Clint Fucking Eastwood at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (MMC8r)

192 I won't be happy til Biden is crying in the fetal position, shitting himself uncontrollably. Or as he calls it, Friday night.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (QupBk)

193

The man does not believe a word he is saying

 

Or rather I don't believe he does which is the whole fuckin point.

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (R/8dI)

194 What is wrong with Jeb?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (ZPrif)

195

"66 52 - His great grandfather had to escape to Mexico because of Mormon persecution"

 

Seriously?  Maybe I heard that and forgot.  That would explain it.  I have that of his 16 gt-gt grandparents, 6 were born in England, 3 in Scotland, 2 in Germany, 3 in NY, and 2 in OH. So he's not exactly hispanic.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (As94z)

196 Kerry could run again...

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (bJm7W)

197 Franz Pussy?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (CKLW2)

198 Strike that. Here he is.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (cTjRR)

199 Eddie Murphy!

Posted by: Kmac at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (FCDZ9)

200 I'm getting it now with the pacing of this Convention: PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING BEFORE 10:00PM EST IS SUPPOSED TO SUCK.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (/COnL)

201 And, Milk, the movie. And,...

Posted by: Where's Sean? at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (IPhbB)

202 Office space.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (0VAul)

203 Look here. I know Sean Duffy. Sean Duffy is my congressman. Sean Duffy is a world champion lumberjack. You, mr. Ginger teacher guy, are no Sean Duffy.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (AzE++)

204 at least we have this testimonial from a student.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (fxHyG)

205 what the hell is this fetsh with "xzp code" all you're arguing for is Bark Bussing and "Metro Tax Regions"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (LRFds)

206 Btw, The Real congressman Sean Duffy was on with Piears Morgan last night with Piers Morgan... And was totally brushing back on the crap Peirs was pushing (Akin / Ryan Lies). All the while with a beer in hand.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (zrpqj)

207 Jeb Bush: If you don't elect R&R, you can always look forward to me!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (AZGON)

208 This sucks. This is like an after school special.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (ZPrif)

209 Off, foul sock!

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (0VAul)

210 I SEE NO BLACK MAN.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (MMC8r)

211 MILK is CODE for WHITE....That's RACIST

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (ovpNn)

212 Milk talk is a bit racist. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (8MCmv)

213

I want some milk

my coffee grows cold

I want some milk

I should have been told!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (llMC3)

214 Could you rock me some soy mild there Jeb?

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (R/8dI)

215 I'm hoping for Gran Torino Clint.  Armed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (UOM48)

216 I like this guy. Yeah, for school choice!

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (w062R)

217 This Frantz Placide is kinda hot.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (YOZSv)

218 MILK IS WHIIIIIITTTTTEEE!!!  WHITE!

Posted by: Tingles at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (cTjRR)

219 Ya, Jeff B.  I think there is a definite theme to the suckage. 

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

220 *Finally* getting 'round to the school choice issue.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (7uUmW)

221 Channeling Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (96M6e)

222

Was that Michael Vick?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (d0Tfm)

223 Notice he didn't mention CHOCOLATE MILK.  Racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (UOM48)

224 Archbishop Curly? Was the Deacon named Moe?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (i0vBR)

225 How come they have a white guy on stage making sure the black guy doesnt go off script?  That's RACIST

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (ovpNn)

226 Omar Epps is a republican?

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (0VAul)

227 Clean, articulate, no negro dialect.  He could do well on our side.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (/YJYi)

228 That was a good lookin' fellow. Not the fat gov.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

229 So minstrely, Al Jolson will speak next.

Posted by: watching at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (qRvXu)

230 WHO IN HOLY SHIT IS THIS MONKEYFUCK *TEACHER* JABBERING AWAY AT A CONVENTION THAT SHOULD BE 100% DEDICATED TO FIRING EVERY FUCKING *TEACHER* IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES?

I SWEAR, THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS A BUNCH OF TOTAL FUCK-NUTS, AND JEB BUSH SHOULD *SHUT THE FUCK UP*.

SCHOOLS!!!!!  WHY ARE REPUBLICANS TALKING ABOUT *SCHOOLS*!!!!!  INSTEAD OF RUNNING MAN-CHILD JUG-EARS OUT OF TOWN ON A RAIL!?!?!?!?!

Guys.  If we let the conversation be about "schools," we've already lost. 

Game over.


Posted by: sanssoucy at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (dA/Xo)

231 *to Miss Veronica Vaughn*
You want some of this milk?

*to creepy janitor guy*
How bout you sideburns?

Posted by: Billy Madison at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (G5B4Q)

232 TOO long. Move on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (05RcU)

233 or strawberry milk! Really racist.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (CKLW2)

234 He's "milking" it.

Posted by: Jebbie drinks milk at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (YQHqe)

235 This is freaken foolish lets list the names now Jeb

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (R/8dI)

236 226 Omar Epps is a republican?

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 08:18 PM (0VAul)



That's who it was!

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (/YJYi)

237 Yeah.. But did Francis have a choice of Free Contraception? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (zrpqj)

238 217

yeah, he is.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (96Kco)

239 216 Bloody mary,

yes school choice is awesome drop the zip code analogy though GOP there are bad schools in every zip code

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (LRFds)

240 Starting slow tonight, just like last night. All part of the master plan. Right?

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (WLKdP)

241 213 SOD??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (/az2q)

242 *Polite applause*

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (i0vBR)

243 It's fun to make fun, but this is much better than last night.  Remember how bad it was until the Huckster got up there?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (dX4hn)

244 If Jeb was going to use this speech as his audition for 2020, it didn't work.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (BeSEI)

245 Brave kid to come out and talk on a national stage. Good for him.

Posted by: education and women memes galore at August 30, 2012 03:18 PM (IPhbB)

246

Yawn

Posted by: spypeach at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (fl6jx)

247 F'n RINO!1

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (Bm4aK)

248 Where's the hook?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (UOM48)

249 Jeb looks like Ralphie from Christmas Story all growed up.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (MMC8r)

250 I'm not saying Jeb Bush has risen beyond his talents, I'm just saying that somewhere in the panhandle, an Applebee's is missing its manager.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (N/1Dm)

251 The Real congressman Sean Duffy was on with Piears Morgan last night with Piers Morgan... And was totally brushing back on the crap Peirs was pushing (Akin / Ryan Lies). All the while with a beer in hand.

---------



See, this is why I love this state.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (P6QsQ)

252 Once you collect the cream, all you are left with is milk. Pretty much true for everything from cows to politicians.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (AZGON)

253 I feel bad for that kid.  The media will probably vet his every grade now.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (8MCmv)

254 Florida Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, said Thursday that the female-heavy line-up of speakers at the Republican National Convention was merely “shiny packaging” to distract voters.

Wasserman Schultz was flanked by Illinois Democratic Rep. Jan Schakowsky, contraception activist and cheap date Sandra Fluke and Massachusetts state Sen. Karen Spilka, the Democrats version of “shiny packaging.”

Posted by: Frances Stead Sellers at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (e8kgV)

255

Jeb Bush            The Second Place Son.

 

 

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (R/8dI)

256 Did Jeb just recently learn how to speak English? What the fuck is wrong with his enunciation? He seems surprised by the # of syllables in each word.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (ZPrif)

257 *ahem*

Posted by: The Hook at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (0VAul)

258 He trying to sway the NEA vote?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (4LW+9)

259 Time to go get off the stage Jeb.

Posted by: jrg at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (PEwU1)

260 "*heads for potty and wet bar*
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

Hey, I just did that, too! LOL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (d6TfZ)

261 I agree with Dave.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 03:19 PM (QI7bx)

262 Someone yank the Bush out by the roots

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (uVuwp)

263 Jeb! The buffet closes in 10 minutes!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

264 Dan Aykroyd is salivating at the notion of a future Jeb Presidency.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (yXic3)

265 Jane D'oh, I was going to ask you to pour me a rum and coke, but for some reason I have a hankering for some milk. Maybe with some Hershey's syrup mixed in.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (96M6e)

266 Get rid of the Federal Department of Education and Arne Duncan

Posted by: Kmac at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (FCDZ9)

267 230 - You are really a dumbshit aren't you?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (dX4hn)

268 Jeb Bush: All milk and no cookies.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (AZGON)

269 211 MILK is CODE for WHITE....That's RACIST Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 08:17 PM (ovpNn) ======= Subcode = women.

Posted by: utterly delicious! at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (IPhbB)

270 Holy shit, W is the exciting one.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

271 I don't think Jeb wants Mitt to win.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (ZPrif)

272 Notice the deafening rounds of applause.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (UOM48)

273 OK, I've cracked the Bear Creek Winery Alaskan Port for the evening.  Shit's 19.5% by volume.  I'll try not to get banned.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (smvTK)

274 Stay out da bushes

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (uRumV)

275 Bring on George P. Bush.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (8MCmv)

276 Jeb's got the pigeon neck think like W.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (WLKdP)

277 Where's the hook?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (UljOc)

278 Wrap it up JEB.  Get off the stage

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (ovpNn)

279

Did Babs and GHWB make this a condition of their endorsement?

 

Why else would anyone let this douche on the stage

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (R/8dI)

280 Jeb was the smartest, then Neil, and poor George W the least of the lot.

Posted by: Barbara Bush at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (v4K0X)

281 Wake me up when things get interesting.  You can just bang on your keyboard...that should do the trick.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (GrtrJ)

282 is this guy offering me a lower rate on milk insurance?

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (fxHyG)

283

Posted by: runninrebel at August 30, 2012 08:19 PM (N/1Dm)

 

heh good one

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:20 PM (Bm4aK)

284 Thanks good night...now get the fuck off the stage Jeb

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (LRFds)

285 I thought he was gonna call him Milk Romney.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (TMB3S)

286 I hear Emanuel's gonna bring on some southside homies to talk about Chicago schools.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (N/Oz2)

287 Glad he's off the stage. Buh bye.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (CKLW2)

288 That speech was Rip Van Winkle length

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (BAnPT)

289 Val U Rite

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (i0vBR)

290 250 Lololololololozzzz

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (EhUTA)

291 And to sum up: Up for Milk!

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (CKLW2)

292 Oatmeal raisin cookies, pls.

Posted by: pass the racist milk and mixed race cookies at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (IPhbB)

293 Amilkerica's future is frosty cold and 2% homo.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (MMC8r)

294 280 Barbara Bush,

yes ma'am...but W was the pokey little puppy and was nuke qualified...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (LRFds)

295

Game over.

Thank you, Private Hudson.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (3SvjA)

296 We dodged a bullet.  Jeb didn't mention amnesty.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (dX4hn)

297 Okay.  If 82 year-old Clint slips up tonight and calls Barry a SCOAMF, how do we celebrate?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (UOM48)

298 I thought he was going to introduce Zombie Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (8MCmv)

299 You guys have faster internet than me.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (i0vBR)

300 Fuck you, filbert. Bottom's up!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (mxnUd)

301 Jeb is a lock for Dairy Czar in the Romney cabinet. So there's that.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (96M6e)

302 230 - Did you ever consider the possibility they're not trying to talk to you? Relax, capslock boy. And sure, let's fire all teachers. Genius.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (BeSEI)

303 I hope I have enough liquor to make it to Clint.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (7uUmW)

304 Guys. If we let the conversation be about "schools," we've already lost. Game over.Posted by: sanssoucy

Get an air compressor and get the sand out of your vag or piss off, nancy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (xrX4n)

305 Jeb seems to have trouble enunciating.

Posted by: my two cents at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (YQHqe)

306 These videos are really well done.  Excellent production values.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (dX4hn)

307 MATTHEWS Approved: Jeb is modest and humble man, unlike his brother GW

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (liFiG)

308 297 Jane D'Oh,

well after we get up from the afterglow induced coma....pudding darlin'

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (LRFds)

309 Fuck you too, Beefy M.

I'd pass the bottle but I can't reach that far.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (smvTK)

310 "George, Mom always liked you best."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (d0Tfm)

311 Good lord but that was painful to watch......

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:22 PM (R/8dI)

312 Freedom? That sounds terrifying! AND RACIST!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (YOZSv)

313 Debby Wasserman Schultz just said on MSNBC that the only reason they had a BUSH on stage was to try to pander to women. Bush is code for....well you know...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (ovpNn)

314 Gist of Jeb: We need to elect Mitt so we can have more milk cause Obama gave the teachers all the milk. I think. I think the black guy and the red-headed dork were supposed to represent different flavors of milk. Chocolate and ... orange?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (ZPrif)

315 Someone in the horde needs to invent the Pudding Shot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (UOM48)

316 Powdered milk! Skim milk! Mother's milk! Milky whiteness! The milk of human kindness blended into a cottage cheese of justice and equality!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

317 Jeb's no threat to run for President.  Even.  Not on those speaking skills.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (UsHkZ)

318 Ya just know that arrogant SOB obama is steaming where ever he is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (05RcU)

319

SOD??

 

But of course...I don't think anyone ever covered that one.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (llMC3)

320 Jeb just alienated the lactose intolerant vote.  Way to go.  We are finished.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (8MCmv)

321 No one could have seen 9/11 coming.

Posted by: Condi Rice at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (v4K0X)

322 314 Someone in the horde needs to invent the Pudding Shot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 08:23 PM (UOM4


I really, really, really can't believe you posted something like this.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (smvTK)

323 NICE!  MORE ZZZZZ MUSIC.  

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (ovpNn)

324 O'Reilly's analysis will slice like a fuchen hammer!!!!!!!

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (R/8dI)

325 320 - lol!

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (CKLW2)

326 Amilkerica's future is frosty cold and 2% homo. ISWYDT, and I laughed.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (QupBk)

327 318 NGU,

He's a goddamned SCOAMF ass pansy....

he should have saved the dam in La la land....

the Blues Brothers?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (LRFds)

328 I wish the past three years were just my imagination...

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (GrtrJ)

329

Creepy music WTF????

 

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (Bm4aK)

330 Spencer Davis?

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

331 Quoting My Grandmother:"Omg, that means I'm voting for a Mormon, Hispanic, and a Catholic?"

...and a murderer.  Don't forget that.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (CLkAH)

332 The Temptations are gonna sing?  Cool beans.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)

333 Is this the band or Mitt's iPod?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (TMB3S)

334 NO Karl he's a retard.....

Posted by: Finn McCool at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (R/8dI)

335 FIL knows a fishing guide who's guided Jeb.  Verdict: Asshole.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (0CiTm)

336 This is Romney's iPod.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (i0vBR)

337 What's with the Motown?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (7uUmW)

338 Any chance we can get Jeb and Christie to dress up in some of those sumo-wrestling suits and do a fight for charity? Oh, wait...

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (96M6e)

339

The milk of human kindness blended into a cottage cheese of justice and equality!

You are wise, my friend.

Posted by: The Tick at August 30, 2012 03:24 PM (3SvjA)

340 are you shitting me? Can you say "applying for sec. ed.?" What a shithead.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (K2TOa)

341 RULE ONE OF SINGING BLUE-EYED SOUL SONGS: If you can't hit the high notes in chest-voice, Steve Winwood-style, you're attempting the wrong genre.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (/COnL)

342 Somebody piss on raykon, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (QupBk)

343 By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40%   bourbon by volume.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (JDIKC)

344 Ok. How many Code Stink interruptions will there be tonight during Romney's Speech?

I am betting on 3

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (ovpNn)

345 Gimme Some Lovin was the second-best song of 1966

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (Dll6b)

346 Que pasta?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (3ZjAP)

347 This must be from Mitt's playlist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (UOM48)

348 Is Clint next?

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (uRumV)

349 297 Okay. If 82 year-old Clint slips up tonight and calls Barry a SCOAMF, how do we celebrate? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 08:21 PM (UOM4 Posting pics of our pudding slathered boobies.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (YOZSv)

350 Awww the kids are clapping.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (i0vBR)

351 335 USS Diversity,

really?

His dad and brother were both cool...

didn't speak personally to W but he had a way about him....his dad is an awesome man

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (LRFds)

352 Geez, these 1972 Republicans are really hip and with it and groovy.

(Reaches to hide my own iPhone)

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (smvTK)

353 When I speak at the DNC, I'm not going to talk about dumb things like milk. I'm going to talk about Maroon 5.

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (fxHyG)

354 Its really amazing that young man spoke and I understood every word. Take note Dems, education matters. I'd hire him in a minute.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (Fy6L7)

355 Who wants milk?

Posted by: Lisa Ann in hot Palin specs at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (mxnUd)

356 "By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume. Posted by:Empire of Jeff"

Chardonnay, here.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (d6TfZ)

357 After Clint! You get Romney with BALLS!!! http://tinyurl.com/9r86cfc

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (Bm4aK)

358 Wait, this isn't actually the real Spencer Davis of the Spencer Davis Group singing this, is it?  If so, I guess that's sort of nice, but hey: it's really a Steve Winwood song in all but name.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (/COnL)

359 just realized that I am watching 10 minutes behind. Jeb obviously would like to be the ed. sec. Loser.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (K2TOa)

360

66,52 - His great grandfather had to escape to Mexico because of Mormon persecution.

 

It was the polygamy thing.

This came out when Team Barky was trying to make a 'thing' out of it.

 

There is a Morman polygamy colony in Mexico.....Mitt's grandparents fled there. '

They came back when a revolution broke out.  

Mitt's dad was born down there, and was 5 when they came back.

 

If Team Barky tries to make something out of this....

Well, Barky's dad had multiple wives....at the same time.

We don't really know how many.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (5BAYg)

361

By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 08:25 PM (JDIKC)

-----

The subsequent B-Cast should be 40% more epic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (0CiTm)

362 Miss me yet?

Not just in terms of Obama, but Jeb, too

Posted by: GWB at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (B/yDO)

363 Wait, is milk a reference to Mitt's super-spunk?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:26 PM (ZPrif)

364 "By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume.

Posted by:Empire of Jeff"

Chardonnay, here.

--------




Vodka, Svedka.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (P6QsQ)

365 Five bucks says Clint is here to drink milk and kick ass and he's all out of skim.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (AZGON)

366 >>>>>>y the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume.

I feel that.  Oh and I've began substituting convention songs for my own.  Sam Cooke is replacing the fake Temptations. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (8MCmv)

367 OK, stupid question: the singer looks really familiar. Is he somebody, or does he just look like somebody?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (d6TfZ)

368 OK, bragging.  Son made an AP pic from the convention. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (3ZjAP)

369 Instead of having a person signing next to the podium for the hearing impaired, they have this guy standing  there blowing a racist dog whistle.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (tiOTz)

370 A bunch of you folks are being really stupid.  If Jeb wasn't term limited he would win Governor again.  He is Rubio's mentor.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (dX4hn)

371 Love the first two comments on the Twitchy post: "We love you minorities, we just don't want you speaking at our convention. Oh, BTW, if you're a conservative minority, fcuk you, you damn teabagger!" Mr. Whitey Dem's drives da bus. Rest Y'all get to the back of da bus until we arrive at the next election. Just make sure you stay on da bus or you'll be under it. We know you "ain't no ways tired" enough to vote for the other guy no way, no how.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (7uUmW)

372 Is it Mormon persecution if polygamy is illegal and you refuse to stop marrying multiple women?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

373 White Soul Trio: Billy Joel, Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (i0vBR)

374 The subsequent B-Cast should be 40% more epic. Do not listen near open flame.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:27 PM (AZGON)

375 Crackers and Milk!

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

376 Okay, now THIS woman looks at lot like Sela Ward as well.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (/COnL)

377 GW Bush and GHW are good men but were ;ousy presidents.Of course Obama makes them look much better but they were both pretty bad.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (6o4Fb)

378 YAY!  It's the last time we have to do this !!!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (P6QsQ)

379 367 hobbitopoly,

he's done background for a talk show or two....

Mrs. Rodgers is pretty milfish

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (LRFds)

380 364 "By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume. Posted by:Empire of Jeff" Chardonnay, here. -------- Vodka, Svedka. Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 08:27 PM (P6QsQ) --Rum and Canadian whiskey.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (7uUmW)

381 Ok. How many Code Stink interruptions will there be tonight during Romney's Speech?
I am betting on 3
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 08:25 PM (ovpNn)



Security should be able to just turn away any giant vaginas, but then O'Reilly wouldn't be able to get in.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (rLvxx)

382 I agree with Dave..... again.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (QI7bx)

383 Again?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (i0vBR)

384
# 344

Ok. How many Code Stink interruptions will there be tonight during Romney's Speech?

I am betting on 3


Is that with, or without full body vagina costumes?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (L7hol)

385

As  the  democrats  all  move out of the White House, Clint Eastwood is going to stand on the White House porch and yell "GET OFF MY LAWN."

 

Posted by: Fresh at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (O7ksG)

386 oh my god please murder me quickly.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (fxHyG)

387 Gah she sucks

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (ovpNn)

388 369 Instead of having a person signing next to the podium for the hearing impaired, they have this guy standing there blowing a racist dog whistle.

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2012 08:27 PM (tiOTz)


Oh, GOD, Romney/Ryan need to have a guy at each of their stops with a dog whistle over at the side of the stage.

Please, oh please, Lord, let it be so . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (smvTK)

389 378 mama winger,

I'm on the wagon so I have been hitting my head with a claw hammer...

it deadens the pain

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (LRFds)

390 Jeb was a success in Florida. But he just gave a crappy speech.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:28 PM (ZPrif)

391 Tanq and tonic here with a splash-o-lime. Cuz I'm concerned about scurvy AND malaria.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (AzE++)

392 OK people I'm going to start watching from an hour and a half ago, if its not an imposition don't post any spoliers from what happened less than an hour and a hlaf ago.

Posted by: Up with people! at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (kzFo5)

393 Oh, nice Dorothy Hamill haircut on Congresswoman Cupcake.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (BeSEI)

394 Anyone find the DNC Drinking  Game for next week's telecasts?

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (tiOTz)

395 You KNOW that the President's campaign, the DNC, and the media are going to put out a joint statement about 5 seconds after Mitt's speech stating that everything he says tonight is LIES, LIES, LIES, even the part where he says, "I'm Mitt Romney".

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (CLkAH)

396 We built this Romney!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (i0vBR)

397 Son made an AP pic from the convention.

-------

I'd love to see a link.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (P6QsQ)

398 368 OK, bragging. Son made an AP pic from the convention.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 08:27 PM (3ZjAP)


Pic or it didn't happen.



Ha!

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (X6akg)

399 386 ace,

steady sir, steady.....

we'll know whether we have the winning hand or we need to pray for the MATH WITCH!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (LRFds)

400 Did they just put this together, 5 minutes before it started? Half hour late start - edit the crap out of the first speakers...

Posted by: messy beginning at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (IPhbB)

401 ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz *huh?* zzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (UOM48)

402 >>>White Soul Trio:

Billy Joel, Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood


Hmm...one of these is not like the other.

The real blue-eyed soul Hall of Fame is Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood, Felix Cavaliere (Young Rascals), and Boz Scaggs.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (/COnL)

403 Right man rhymes with white man. Totally racist.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (YOZSv)

404 Clint Eastwood is a pro-abort, pro-gay liberal freak!

Posted by: Jim DeMint at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (v4K0X)

405 "White Soul Trio: Billy Joel, Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood"
Amateurs

Posted by: The Righteous Brothers at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (r4wIV)

406 She's cute though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (dX4hn)

407 The representative could take a nothing date and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (MMC8r)

408 Cathy McMoaner Boner is kinda cute in that wallflower/school marm sorta way.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (llMC3)

409 384
# 344

Ok. How many Code Stink interruptions will there be tonight during Romney's Speech?

I am betting on 3


Is that with, or without full body vagina costumes?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 08:28 PM (L7hol)


I am still holding out for at least on of them to be full on lesbian lumberjack dyke mode who rips off her shirt and lets her saggy funbags that have never known a bra to flop around while she jumps around waving a pink flag.



Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (ovpNn)

410 Or as the RNC would put it tonight:

"traje completo la vagina cuerpo"

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (L7hol)

411 What is this "we built it" you speak of. Never heard of it. No idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (WLKdP)

412 I wish the GOP Youtube feed would show the name and title of the speaker. I'm to buzzed to remember the introductions for everybody.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (7uUmW)

413 I think I have to quit for a while. This is killing me.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (fxHyG)

414 Jeb was efficient and kept his nose clean for eight years--benefited from a R wave in Fla.


not Mr Excitement

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (Dll6b)

415 How did this chick get to speak on all 3 nights?

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (B/yDO)

416 Putting the tonic water on ice.  I'm going to need it to get through this night.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (UsHkZ)

417 Who is this woman now? I had to break for a bit.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (CKLW2)

418 I have to take it easy on the booze tonight.  I drank so much on Tuesday night watching the convention, I think I was still drunk when I went to work Wednesday.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (GrtrJ)

419 "By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume. Posted by:Empire of Jeff" -------- Chardonnay, here. -------- Vodka, Svedka. ---------- --Rum and Canadian whiskey. Acetylene and starter fluid.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (AZGON)

420 Whos zis the milk lady or the church lady!

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (Bm4aK)

421 She makes June Cleaver look like Larry Holmes.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (MMC8r)

422 The subsequent B-Cast should be 40% more epic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 08:26 PM (0CiTm)<<<<

 

Tomorrow.  I'll be giving the  little lady  The Sex tonight.  Jeb  Bush's speech had her ovaries making  noises like a fuckin Ghostbusters proton  pack firing up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (JDIKC)

423 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (UOM48)

424

--Rum and Canadian whiskey.

 

Guinness here. And B'Gal just told me not to eat while I'm reading y'all  'cause I'll choke  from laughing.

 

Which I almost did a few minutes  ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:30 PM (d0Tfm)

425 Back when I was a kid, the only way we could get milk was by squeezing it fresh from the babysitter.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (X3vSL)

426 I'd hit it, but I doubt that surprises anyone.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (/YJYi)

427 I want to buy peanut butter from her. She's prolly choosy.

Posted by: Jif (hates JEF) at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (mxnUd)

428 406 She's cute though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 08:30 PM (dX4hn)


I said to my husband, "I think she's pretty."  He said, "Well....she's cute."

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (X6akg)

429 After Clint! You get Romney with BALLS!!! http://tinyurl.com/9r86cfc

Okay, now that was funny.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (6TB1Z)

430 Both Bushes were decent to good presidents. Both were good on free trade. And Bush 41 handled the collapse of the Soviet Union extremely well. He does not get enough credit for preventing that from ending in disaster.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (ZPrif)

431 FOM _ Friend of Mitt

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (CKLW2)

432

Anyone find the DNC Drinking Game for next week's telecasts?

Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2012 08:29 PM (tiOTz)

-----

 

The only way I'd watch a second of that would be if I were drinking mescaline tea.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (0CiTm)

433 Even the Republicans from WA are stupid.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (WLKdP)

434 Holy shit Mitts wing man!!

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (Bm4aK)

435 --Rum and Canadian whiskey. What, logprof, are you alternating shots or something? I'm halfway into a bottle of cheapo Costco red at the moment. WIll be dipping into the Pyrat rum after I choke this glass down.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (96M6e)

436 "Oh, GOD, Romney/Ryan need to have a guy at each of their stops with a dog whistle over at the side of the stage. Please, oh please, Lord, let it be so . . . "
They could indicate the guy and say "and for Chris Matthews, we brought this fellow [he blows whistle.] If you can hear that... you're the dog."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (r4wIV)

437 412 logprof,

http://www.c-span.org/RNC/

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (LRFds)

438 Gross, a MORMON!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (YOZSv)

439 "Friends of Mitt" Gee this guy is a thrill a minute I bet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (05RcU)

440 Dammit.  We're nearly out of gin.  *gazes toward wine in fridge and worries about hangover potential in morning*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (UOM48)

441 FACT: Mitt Romney is not his name. His name Is Willard Romney. How can we trust a man that won't even admit his true name to the public?

Plus, "Mitt" is a racist term referring to outfielders during the Negro League era

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (liFiG)

442 "Hmm...one of these is not like the other." OK, he has brown eyes, but they make mine blue!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (i0vBR)

443 Mitt's neighbor can testify to his responsible return of his lawnmower.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:31 PM (MMC8r)

444 343 By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 08:25 PM (JDIKC) Way ahead of you pal. But it is much cheaper bourbon.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (yXic3)

445 Bet this guy is a spit fire in bed

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (X6akg)

446 Dear Lord. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

447 Kahlua---caffeine

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (e9kQC)

448 ROMNEY and HITLER both have 6 letters

just sayin...


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (ovpNn)

449 Ahhh, the Mormons are invading! Hide your sister-wives!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (d6TfZ)

450

Dear Lord, I'm not sure I can make it to 9:00. This is awful.

Posted by: spypeach at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (fl6jx)

451 Mawage is wha bringth uth togethew, today.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (llMC3)

452 Oh couldn't we leave the Latter Day Saints stuff out of this??

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (CKLW2)

453 Mitt beats Obama to the Grant Bennett endorsement.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

454 C-SPAN... Is this man about to sell me term life insurance?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (AZGON)

455 Someone give this poor guy a drink.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

456 "By the time Mitt finishes, I will be 40% bourbon by volume."
Sterno

Posted by: The bum that lived through Andromeda Strain at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (r4wIV)

457 Billy Joel, Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood Hmm...one of these is not like the other. The real blue-eyed soul Hall of Fame is Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood, Felix Cavaliere (Young Rascals), and Boz Scaggs. Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 08:29 PM (/COnL) --My dad said that back in the day he thought Eric Clapton was black.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:32 PM (7uUmW)

458 Oh God the speaker is touching the Mormon third rail.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (Fy6L7)

459 I knew . . .

Mitt . . .

When he was . . .

A small . . .

Black child . . .

From Alabama . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (smvTK)

460 Oh good! Church. Now I don't have to go this Sunday.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (BeSEI)

461 Someone give this poor guy a drink. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 08:32 PM (UOM4 Fuck him, GUVE ME THE DRINK!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (05RcU)

462 Rubio would do well to distance himself from Jeb. What a dipshit.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (K2TOa)

463 Where's the perky, bubbly chick?

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (RuVpG)

464 446 Jane D'oh,

remember our mantra.....


long and hard is the path that out from darkness leads up into light...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (LRFds)

465 How early can I call you in the morning????!!! tee-hee

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (CKLW2)

466 Mitt's neighbors are more boring than he is.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

467 Say what you want but Mormon chicks are hot.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (WLKdP)

468 Yeah Tami, she is cute not pretty.  There is a special vibe to cute.  When you get a cute girl in bed, it feels really really dirty.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (dX4hn)

469 Mormons are actually really decent people.

My best friend in highschool was mormon.  Great family great kids every single one of them (all 1 .  Most down to earth kind people i have ever met.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (ovpNn)

470 Well, this IS better than the Muslim celebration the DNC is having next week.

Come for the stonings!  Stay for the beheadings!  We love wimmin!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (UOM48)

471 Wow Mitt was a Pastor! OMFGhe calls at 6 hahhahahahahahaha HUH???

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (Bm4aK)

472 Two words: Planet Kolob.

Posted by: Reality Check at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (hvzWz)

473 As a Mormon, I must say...Grant Bennett is really boring. Man needs some speaking lessons (and all Mormons are used to speaking over the pulpit -- most of the 'sermons' in LDS church meeetings are given by the members of the congregation, not by the bishop).

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (7svyX)

474 Find the weirdest voices and put them in the convention. Close your eyes and envision a cartoon character attached to their voice. Even the cadence... What is happening? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Posted by: name that toon at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (IPhbB)

475 What, logprof, are you alternating shots or something? I'm halfway into a bottle of cheapo Costco red at the moment. WIll be dipping into the Pyrat rum after I choke this glass down. Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 08:31 PM (96M6e) --I just had whiskey left over from last night, and bought a couple miniatures of rum today to top it off. Now finishing the rum and hitting the whiskey.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (7uUmW)

476 Man, this guy is killing it! It's like Shecky Greene on qualuudes.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:33 PM (d6TfZ)

477 Is it Mormon persecution if polygamy is illegal and you refuse to stop marrying multiple women?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 08:27 PM (ZPrif)


You have to understand that Plural Marriage was the pillar of the Restored Church and The Sacrament that was essential to achieve the Highest Kingdom in Heaven.

If you weren't part of a polygamous marriage you were not going to Heaven. Period. Those Latter Day Saints were sent to Mexico under orders of the Prophet until it could be Restored In The Fullness Of Time.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (BAnPT)

478 This is your brain off caffeine. Any questions?

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

479 maybe a little caffeine wouldn't hurt, you know?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (llMC3)

480 194 What is wrong with Jeb? I think he "had" Mexican earlier?

Posted by: English Springer at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (C3KwS)

481 Jane, He requires massive doses of caffeine.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (Fy6L7)

482 "I've got a great idea...let me suck on some helium before my speech!" ~ Grant Bennett

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (CLkAH)

483 Right now, it might be a good idea to substitute this speaker with an exhibition stunt from Top Shot.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (AZGON)

484 praise the lord! OMG!!!

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (K2TOa)

485 I'm outta here.

Posted by: Oxygen at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (96M6e)

486 Nevergiveup, how early can I call you in the AM? Depends. How early do you want to die?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (05RcU)

487 OMG this is a snoozer.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (GrtrJ)

488 I bet MSNBC carries this guy's speech.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

489 Is this mormon dude technically asleep? Did he just announce he's lonely?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (ZPrif)

490 It's the preacher from That 70's Show!

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (N/Oz2)

491 Amateurs Posted by: The Righteous Brothers at August 30, 2012 08:30 PM (r4wIV) Before there was Governor Scott Walker there was THE Scott Walker.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (i0vBR)

492 This guy is a real firecracker.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (L7hol)

493 BTW, the best live music show on any medium is "Live From Daryl's House."

Daryl Hall with an eclectic group of musicians, both new one hit wonders and old school awesome guys like The Doors or Smokey Robinson, jamming out.

Definitely check it out

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (B/yDO)

494 477 Beto,

and there are far worse things....say ritually killing your daughter for smiling too much....

"just saying"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (LRFds)

495 Bombay Sapphire and tonic here. I sure enjoy reading you all while watching the convention. Starting to feel quite confident we're going to win this in Nov! Thank God!

Posted by: GuyInLondon at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (dniUc)

496 Mmmm... milky glutes...

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (wqffJ)

497 This guy's winning over the undertaker community big time.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (WLKdP)

498 Funny, I thought Floyd the barber was dead.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (AZGON)

499 This guy's gonna need amphetamines just to qualify for a death certificate.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (MMC8r)

500 That's it. Everytime someone says, "Mitt," DRINK!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (mxnUd)

501 The sleepy mormon guy is making me tired.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

502

is this real life?

Posted by: spypeach at August 30, 2012 03:35 PM (fl6jx)

503 I will now read from the book of Nephi using a seer stone that Mitt passed while on a camping trip in 1978.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (llMC3)

504 He's really energized the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (UOM48)

505 He's a Mormon. It's past his bedtime.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (N/Oz2)

506 Grant Bennett is a ball of fire!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (EhUTA)

507 #497

They did a good job on him. You can barely see the autopsy incisions.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (L7hol)

508 Before there was Governor Scott Walker there was THE Scott Walker. Before The Scott Walker there was Johnnie Walker.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (AZGON)

509 As a youth, Grant Bennett was bitten by a radioactive turtle.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

510 remember Howard Hughes trusted these guys implicitly.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (LRFds)

511 He's revving up this room! Go, buddy, you're tearing it up!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (d6TfZ)

512 499 That's it. Everytime someone says, "Mitt," DRINK!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 08:35 PM (mxnUd)



Oh, Fuck!


I assume there's an ample supply of liver transplants available for emergency surgery tomorrow?

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (smvTK)

513 Somebody got  mean man crush going. I won't mention names *cough cough* Grant Bennett

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (Bm4aK)

514 This is deathly dull, but...

It's a good contrast to sitting in Jeremiah Wright's congregation for years and then claiming you never heard a word the good reverend said.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (EAk6R)

515 and there are far worse things....say ritually killing your daughter for smiling too much....

"just saying"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:35 PM (LRFds)


Yeah, I'll take multiple sex partners over honor killing any day.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (BAnPT)

516 We truly are a radical party.....

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (xrX4n)

517 I know this guy is here to make Mormons appear less scary, but he's only making us think Mormons are boring.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (7uUmW)

518 I'm actually looking forward to the sucky music

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (CKLW2)

519 "find your life by losing it in service to others"


delivery aside, this is a wonderful message

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (P6QsQ)

520 not to diss the religious guy but this man is very boring

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (p3a8+)

521 This guy's not feeling the Mitt-mentum.

Posted by: Palandine at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (g7D8V)

522 Tony Bennet lost a lot of weight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (05RcU)

523 I know from dead and this man is deceased.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (Fy6L7)

524 Remember in STRIPES when the guy talks about the time MITT tried to make it with the COW?

Posted by: jakeman plover at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (96M6e)

525 Something tells me MSNBC is going to replay this.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (WLKdP)

526 I think the camera is too close. It's cropping off the hand puppet show below the podium.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (AZGON)

527 They would do much better getting the guy up who's daughter was missing.  This guy is losing the message by making everyone's eyes glass over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (dX4hn)

528 remember Howard Hughes trusted these guys implicitly.....
=======
never heard that.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (imtbm)

529

448 ROMNEY and HITLER both have 6 letters

 

Don't forget...Ronald Wilson Reagan...666!

 

 

...oh, and I'm going to start being nice to people...heard it can lead to becoming President of the United fuckin' States!!

Posted by: Icedog at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (PTS+l)

530 Even Ann Romney is looking bored by this talk -- with a hint of, "Why did Mitt ask this man to speak"

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (7svyX)

531 i guess we're feeling that Mormons are sleeping pills

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (p3a8+)

532 It's a great message.  The delivery sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (UOM48)

533 516 WCL,

we're off the hook and SCARY ask Madcow....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (LRFds)

534 Think how dynamic Mitt must look standing next to this guy.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

535 This poor bastard had half his organs taken before they realized he was alive.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (BAnPT)

536 Remember that "Get the hook" schtick from the sixties?  Wish it was the sixties.  Maybe I can find a gong somewhere?  This guy needs to finish!!!

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (CLkAH)

537 This is a sweet speech but painfully boring.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (YOZSv)

538 ok, at least the comments here are giving me a good laugh, as usual.

Posted by: spypeach at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (fl6jx)

539 I like the Mormon guy.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (w062R)

540 493- The Q- that's my favorite musical show!! I have mentioned here before that there are a couple of sessions with Booker T. I think he's on the Mayer Hawthorne episode and then a separate one by himself. Those guys are awesome.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 30, 2012 03:37 PM (1k4dd)

541 I hope the house band plays "Love Train."

Because these speakers are helping me singlehandedly keep Coors Light in business

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (B/yDO)

542 Grant Bennett: I treasure every minute we served together. Seemed like hours, they did.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (BeSEI)

543 It's a Mormon symposium.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

544 Got milk?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (i0vBR)

545 oh boy, looks like 2 more firecrackers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (05RcU)

546 oh no.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (CKLW2)

547 Summon the hook!

Yikes....Mormon families.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (UOM48)

548 oh my hell. Ace, you better go back and edit all your ideas for keeping the race close. Delete them all and replace with "give Grant Bennett speaking position at convention" This guy is making me reminisce about the carisma of McCain!! My friend

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (K2TOa)

549 EofJ.. tequila here.  The good stuff tonight!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (UljOc)

550 This is a good testimonial, but my fear here is that some are afraid that President Romney means an advancement of Mormonism so they will be upset by "advertising" for it. Plus, now NBC gets to do a Mormonism special. Oh wait they already did.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (fxHyG)

551 More Mormons! We're being punished for something.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (d6TfZ)

552 Mo mormons, mo problems!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (llMC3)

553 Somethingsomethingoskie and Findlaysonofinnigan.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (CLkAH)

554 Oh boy, it's Ma and Pa Kettle!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (d0Tfm)

555 He sounds a little like the Rabbi in one of the Seinfeld episodes....that Elaine talked to and then he put it on his cable show.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (X6akg)

556 519 mama winger,

was taught to me as "give all you can, all you can give"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (LRFds)

557 Yeah, you are so right Mama.  There is a nice message there, but it is getting lost by the delivery.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (dX4hn)

558 Clint Eastwood is backstage trying to back out at this point.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

559 I'm enjoying this guy, learning a lot about Mitt. Don't care about the delivery.

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (2ArJQ)

560 Who the fuck is this?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (PH+2B)

561 oh, I like this guy.  he is the salt of the earth & a real man

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (p3a8+)

562 yeah, they really didn't need to do this tonight.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (CKLW2)

563 I wonder if Mary Cloggenstein knows this guy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (dX4hn)

564 Actually I kinda like these 2- really Looks like 2 real Americans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (05RcU)

565 She's wearing white shoes? Michelle O would never wear white shoes! White shoes are racist.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (YOZSv)

566 Sweet old couple. *sniff

Posted by: beautiful people at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (IPhbB)

567 Oh dear. This is both sad... and mawkish.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (AZGON)

568 No wonder Mormons spend so much time in church...it takes them forever to say anything.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (MMC8r)

569 Oh, look old people...kill 'em!

Posted by: Typical AoShq commenter at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (w062R)

570

Mormons! 

Quick.  Everyone strip. 

Nudity makes them uncomfortable.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (llMC3)

571 "America deserves to hear it"

On no we don't!!!

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (CLkAH)

572 Oh, no, a sad story. Now I feel kinda bad.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (d6TfZ)

573 His wife is cracking me up. I'm gonna' pee myself

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (BAnPT)

574 This couple is sweet. I bet that is his best coat and tie. I like them already.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (Fy6L7)

575 This is sad. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (UOM48)

576 that was sweet (I agree with comment upthread) but so many of these speeches don't matter, they will never be heard again, they are barely being heard now, and we're all sitting here like Big Dummies listening to them. We're the only ones, pretty much.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:39 PM (fxHyG)

577 I can't make fun of these people. Sorry.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (WLKdP)

578 she looks like somebody you'd run into at the arts and crafts store.... or on the side of the road selling watermelons

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (zEPqG)

579 I'm cutting Ted some slack, because he's actually kinda doing OK, for a complete amateur.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (smvTK)

580 zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Snoring now at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (KqwSL)

581 Get passed the old fogie look and listen....

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (UljOc)

582 "Tag, tagging along"! I see what you did there, you rascal.

Posted by: jakeman plover at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (96M6e)

583 This would have been better on Tuesday.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (i0vBR)

584 His wife is Alfred Hitchcock.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

585 I'll tell you one thing: The only thing you'd hear Obama saying at a funeral is "Why the fuck all this fuss over a dead guy? I'm here, ain't I?"

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (imtbm)

586 it almost feels like Mitt is trying to out Huck Huck....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (LRFds)

587 Now I like this guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (BeSEI)

588 This guy's video might go a little viral.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (fxHyG)

589 No wonder Mormons spend half their lives in church. The speeches.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (N/Oz2)

590 Bruce Campbell is on his way.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (mxnUd)

591 Trifocals and teleprompters do not mix.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (PH+2B)

592 this couple is so proud of this moment.  their family is at home in front of the TV transfixed

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (p3a8+)

593 Okay   crying now

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (e9kQC)

594 They remind me of my late grandparents. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (UOM48)

595 Why do I imagine Priebus shotgunning a bottle of schnapps somewhere?

Seriously, this is very sweet, but sad and depressing. Not the time.

Posted by: Palandine at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (g7D8V)

596 i can still say watermelons without sounding racist, right? They're not Chicago watermelons.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (zEPqG)

597

I refused to speak at this convention because they wouldn't let me pick my own intro music.  Deal breaker.

 

"Fuck Like A Beast" by W.A.S.P. is  my jam.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:40 PM (JDIKC)

598 Thank God. The real speaker

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (BAnPT)

599 oh my Godd she's alive....dude it is like a 45 versus a 33

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (LRFds)

600 This is working.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (QI7bx)

601 Ladies and gentlemen meet Grant Bennetts grandson ,John . http://tinyurl.com/9css2rf

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (Bm4aK)

602 Oh, look... she speaks too

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (zEPqG)

603 OK we see who is the boss in that family

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (05RcU)

604 oh wow.  she is really with it.  so unlike the husband

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (p3a8+)

605 I don't agree. This is great stuff. Remember, not all of America is snark.

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (2ArJQ)

606 Come to think of it, at least the Somethingsomethingoskies are better than Grant Bennett.  Hope Findlaysonofinnigan is better than them.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (CLkAH)

607 These are sweet people, but there's a reason they're not TV stars.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (MMC8r)

608 Yeah, this old couple has be tearing up.  So real and so nervous.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (dX4hn)

609 tough crowd here

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (Dll6b)

610 God help me, but I really like to hear about Mitt's background.  Don't need flowery words...but I am a Lutheran  and like green bean salad.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (YYyqq)

611 >>>As a youth, Grant Bennett was bitten by a radioactive turtle.

With... moderate... power... comes... mediocre... responsibilty...

Posted by: The Mediocre TurtleMan at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (G5B4Q)

612 Well fuck, these guys are making me cry.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (GrtrJ)

613 Well, we didn't get any Mormons like Glenn Beck, I see.

Posted by: Calvin at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (1UR1s)

614 Watching offstage, Paul Ryan is tucking a napkin into his collar. The man needs nourishment.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (AZGON)

615 This is powerful stuff. Which means MSNBC will have to prove they're racist.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (fxHyG)

616 oh, I like this guy. he is the salt of the earth a real man

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 08:38 PM (p3a8+)


-------------



Yes.  

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (P6QsQ)

617 Imagine the mocking of this couple at MSDNC and CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (UOM48)

618 I keep thinking this is gonna have a punchline like the aristocrats.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (i0vBR)

619 Pat's much more of a natural speaker than Ted was.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (smvTK)

620 this guy just reinforces the myth that Mitt is a very lifelike robot; this guy was the test version. Oh, and Klein was on a local SLC radio show tonight on my commute home...said the Axelrod plan is to pull out the "nuclear option" since nothing is sticking, and go all Mormon on the voters. But thru the MSM so their hands don't get dirty. These guys aren't dynamic, but hopefully reinforce the idea that Mormons are your very normal, very boring neighbors next door.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2012 03:41 PM (6VkFb)

621 565- Chrissie- it's ok, it's pre-Labor Day.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (1k4dd)

622 These people should have been in movie clip, not live.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

623 Oh yeah this is where we humanize Mitt.

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (Bm4aK)

624 Heartbreaking.

Posted by: mpfs, Member Paul Ryan Kilt Brigade at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (Fy6L7)

625 >>I don't agree. This is great stuff. Remember, not all of America is snark. yup.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (fxHyG)

626 >>>Before there was Governor Scott Walker there was THE Scott Walker.

Holy shit, you're probably the only other person on this site who knows or is a fan of the REAL Scott Walker. 

I'm fairly obsessed with his music, from the days of The Walker Brothers all the way through his classic solo LPs to his weird avant-garde stuff from Climate Of Hunter onwards.  Just adore him.  "The Old Man's Back Again" is probably my choice for the greatest political protest song of all time.  And I swear to god John Williams cribbed the Indiana Jones theme music from "We Came Through."

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (/COnL)

627 They could have had Palin here.

Posted by: Alaska at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (KqwSL)

628 I bet she make an awesome meatloaf.

Posted by: Beefy Meatloaf at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (mxnUd)

629 I'll give them this, they are going to miss Matlock tonight.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (llMC3)

630 605 cricket,

all kidding aside children facing death is a hard thing to face, and Mitt having the strength and inherent goodness to meet with the kids....

I'm weepy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (LRFds)

631 oh my God.  his skateboard.  & GUN

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (p3a8+)

632 GUNS!

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (zEPqG)

633 OK Romney smuggling fireworks is cool.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (i0vBR)

634 Should have had the elderly wife give the entire talk. This is moving.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (7svyX)

635 They coulda got the Osmonds.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:42 PM (MMC8r)

636 RUGER!!!! RACIST!!!

Posted by: Chrissy Tingles at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (N/Oz2)

637 You know what. Mitt's a good guy. Name one thing Obama ever did for anyone. A humble sacrifice. Something that didn't involve him, or "I." Name one, stealth libs reading these comments.

Posted by: mitt is real at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (IPhbB)

638 this is tear-jerking.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (fxHyG)

639 MSM makes fun of the little boy in 5...4...3...

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (6VkFb)

640 This is too sad....

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (X6akg)

641 Damn, now I'm getting all teary-eyed.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (d6TfZ)

642 Oh, man...they just showed some of the people in the audience...they're wondering if they showed up at the Real Dull Folks convention rather than the Republican convention.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (CLkAH)

643 Ok, she's good and this story is depressing as hell.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (ZPrif)

644 On the other hand, most of the DNC speakers will make this couple look like sweet relief.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (AZGON)

645 Mitt's a good man.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (CKLW2)

646 Holy crap, that is a tear jerker.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (dX4hn)

647 Will we see Barry's peeps from Rev. Wright's church next week talking about all his good deeds and generosity?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (UOM48)

648 This is great stuff. Remember, not all of America is snark. yup. Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 08:42 PM (fxHyG) Yeah, maybe this bombs on NY and CA, but it plays in fly over country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (05RcU)

649 I know this is boring but just compare it to Obama's life. 

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (/YJYi)

650 620 LizLem,

then as God is my witness i hope Moron nation will help me destroy barack with Black Liberation Theology

so say we all

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (LRFds)

651 Sweet people. 


Very nice.  Very nice.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (P6QsQ)

652 These poor people.  I just want to hug them.

Total silence in the hall.

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (jflnH)

653 As the father who has buried his child, I can tell you, THIS is important.

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (0VAul)

654 Dammit, 14 year-olds should not be planning their own funerals. Now I'm weeping.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (d6TfZ)

655 Name one thing Obama ever did for anyone.....

He endured their presence

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:43 PM (BAnPT)

656 Blowing nose.... Now.

Posted by: Tingly Nose at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (KqwSL)

657 Best speakers so far.

Posted by: mitt is real at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (IPhbB)

658 Bless these people.  You never get over that.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (96Kco)

659 Wow, I feel  bad for mocking them now. They are real people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (d0Tfm)

660 You know, it's weird, we never got stories anything like this about Obama, did we?

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (smvTK)

661 Shut up, all you freakin' cynics. Even if you haven't said anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (BeSEI)

662 Holy shit, kid buried in his Boy Scout uniform!

NOW that is good shit!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (3ZjAP)

663 My wife just stood up and clapped for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (dX4hn)

664 doll faced lady again. She's tracking me.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (ZPrif)

665

The AoS horde is vicious tonight.  

 

I bet you guys were the ones outside Terri Schiavo's room chanting, "Pull the fuckin plug!"

Posted by: Icedog at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (PTS+l)

666 Complainers: plz go murder yourself. It will be better for all of us.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (QI7bx)

667 Shed a few tears here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (UOM48)

668 ok. I renounce myself. Sweet old couple. Moving story.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (K2TOa)

669 This is touching, and Team Romney is to be complimented, but I'll bet MSNBC is trying to shred it.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (PH+2B)

670 these people are real people.  this woman lived in California & Mass.  she aint real at all

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (p3a8+)

671 Yeah, it's not all action adventure.

Posted by: sTevo at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (VMcEw)

672 I hope nobody dies in this story

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (zEPqG)

673 Wow.  That was moving. 

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (GrtrJ)

674 some of you are Evil 

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (Dll6b)

675 Hey. Hey! I would have totally sent those creepy old people a robo-signed form letter.

Yeah, I'm a giver.   Fore!

Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (L7hol)

676 And now for the Naughty Librarian portion of our evening....

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (96M6e)

677 After hanging out with Clint and John Voight for the week end its Mitt with BALLS!!! http://tinyurl.com/9r86cfc

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (Bm4aK)

678 What weak-assed shit.  They should all be *hammering* Obungle, and we're getting these milquetoast endorsements of how nice Romney is?

Aaaaaaaaaww.  They knew Mitt was special.

Can somebody please grow a pair?

Posted by: sanssoucy at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (dA/Xo)

679 Contrast this with the DNC speakers and their celebration of killing our children.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (P6QsQ)

680 654 Hobbitopoly,

one day we will beat Cancer...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (LRFds)

681 I'm a 52 year old man and I'm wiping tears from my eyes.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (hlUJY)

682 Say what you want, the Mormons stick together.  They had too, everyone wanted to kill them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:44 PM (3ZjAP)

683 Pam is great!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (PH+2B)

684 Jeb wants to head the department of ed doesn't he.

Posted by: Alex at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (aPAIU)

685 Damn, Mitt's a nice guy.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (CKLW2)

686 Oh. Mitt folds laundry. Love. Him.

Posted by: mitt is real at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (IPhbB)

687 I finally get the whole fear of Mormons thing. They will bore you to a slow painful death and probably kill you with casseroles and dinner rolls. And kindness. And laundry.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (yXic3)

688 Note to GOP: You're supposed to get slick political operatives to pretend to be people like this, not the authentic folks.

On the up side, I don't think the Fact Checkers are going to be able to poke holes in these anecdotes, no matter how nit-picky they get.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (EAk6R)

689 Yes, this will bomb in CA and NY. Proving that these are in fact good people indeed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (AZGON)

690 She matches the screen.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (i0vBR)

691 OK deep breaths and a tissue for the tears...

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (GrtrJ)

692 this is really powerful stuff. I'm sure they are cutting ads for some of it. You just can't rebut good works.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (fxHyG)

693 but Romney can fold clothes so that's good

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (p3a8+)

694 sanssoucy,

You have no clue do you?  Everyone already knows Obama is an idiot.  They need a reason to vote for Mitt.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (hlUJY)

695 Next week:  Abortion Palooza!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (UOM48)

696 >>>The AoS horde is vicious tonight.

I bet you guys were the ones outside Terri Schiavo's room chanting, "Pull the fuckin plug!"


No, but it surely isn't a coincidence that AoSHQ held its first classic "flamewar" thread where we all insulted each other in the most hilarious possible ways immediately after the bitter resolution of the Schiavo debacle.

I remember it well: there were a lot of really raw emotions and bad feelings after that one.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (/COnL)

697 This is perfect for Mitt. This is what I was missing. This is the complete opposite of the wise guys. Perfect.

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (2ArJQ)

698 She's going to make me cry too.  My first boy was a premie too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (dX4hn)

699 663 BillyBob,

a young man trying to be a little soldier of honor and good deeds...


Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (LRFds)

700 Oh no....not another sad story.  I'm out of kleenex.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:45 PM (X6akg)

701 This audience is listening. 

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (P6QsQ)

702 Notice the crowd in the hall--totally engaged in the speakers.  Very unlike the past couple of days.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (smvTK)

703 OK, this talk is a quietly devastating counterpoint to the abortion-fest of the DNC.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (7svyX)

704 Boy Scouts.... RACIST!

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (zEPqG)

705 What language are they speaking? Are they speaking Austrian?

'Cause you know what color they are in Austria.

Posted by: Stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Tingle-Tingle Woo!" at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (IwVfC)

706 @692

Amen.  So who else is playing this but Fox?


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (3ZjAP)

707 When the Mormons came to our house, my mother talked them into watching Sister Act with her.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (i0vBR)

708 "You know what. Mitt's a good guy. "
If he's not he's done a lifetime of an incredible impression of one.
O'Donnell's crack just confuses me. Lets say he's right, lets say the only reason Romney did all of this is to gain political power.
That still puts him a thousand levels up from Obama who spent his entire life trying to gain political power and status but never did a thing for anyone else, ever.
I mean which crass political manipulator would you rather have: the guy who does good deeds his whole life to gain, or the guy who lives entirely for himself?

Posted by: The bum that lived through Andromeda Strain at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (r4wIV)

709 "I hope nobody dies in this story"
Posted by: skinnydipinacid

I know, right? It's making me sad.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (d6TfZ)

710 Not crying. Not crying at all.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (WLKdP)

711 Sob story

Posted by: Alex at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (aPAIU)

712 My mom also left salad out for the deer so they wouldn't eat her garden.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (i0vBR)

713 This doing more to humanize Mitt than even Ann's speech, I have to say.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (CKLW2)

714 Okay, okay...I renounce myself.  Finlayson is gettin' to me.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (CLkAH)

715

Okay, Pam.  Knock  it off. Got me remembering my son in NICU with tubes coming out of every hole. 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (JDIKC)

716 The War on Women continues...

Mitt Romney will go through your unmentionables when your not paying attention.

Posted by: MSLSD at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (G5B4Q)

717 I look forward to the tearful stories of abortions-just-in-time at the DNC. "If it weren't for Barack Obama in the Illinois state senate, I would have been punished with a child."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:46 PM (AZGON)

718 The last 15 minutes has completely fucked up $200 million dollars of Obama negative advertising.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (hlUJY)

719 Well you know what. If the DNC is a festival of abortion they're going to look fixated on death and hedonism after this kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (r4wIV)

720 706 When the Mormons came to our house, my mother talked them into watching Sister Act with her.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 08:46 PM (i0vBR)


I'm in no mood for your shit. 

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (X6akg)

721 Can Mitt adopt me?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (CKLW2)

722 OK tearing up a little.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (i0vBR)

723 Crud...someone died in this story.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (CLkAH)

724 Fitting that others tell stories of  Mitt's generosity.  You  know he won't do it. That's a good thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (d0Tfm)

725 Zero's gonna bring out the Choom gang.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (PH+2B)

726 Now this lady is wonderful.

At my workplace, they had MSNBC on all day (we don't have any control), and those folks were so full of hate and rage and anger that I felt sorry for them. The MSNBC staff are really sad and empty people.

I love that this woman is explaining how that "unlikeable, evil rich man who cares only for his money" that MSNBC portrays him as is a man deeply involved in true service and kindness to people regardless of status.

I love this.

Posted by: Palandine at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (g7D8V)

727 Shorter version:  The Romneys are the polar opposites of the Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (UOM48)

728 :-((((((((((((

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (WLKdP)

729 Oh god, I am bawling.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (UljOc)

730 I like that they're doing this.  Today Glenn Beck gave background on what it's like to be a Mormon pastor and apparently it's a shitload of time, no pay, and endless work. I don't think it's boring at all.  This is the stuff you don't hear about.

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (jflnH)

731 MSNBC Analysis was this: Romney is so rich, the only way he could show he relates to ordinary people is by providing charity. It was purely political .

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:47 PM (liFiG)

732 692 Ace,

well said....

she's about to break....

all life is precious and we are all more blessed than we know

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (LRFds)

733 Can you picture Obama ever doing anything to help someone if it didn't somehow benefit him?

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (jo0fs)

734 Is there anything this guy HASN'T done?

Posted by: Wondering at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (KqwSL)

735 Vote for Mitt.... he'll stop by your house and help with your laundry.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (zEPqG)

736 These people are breaking my cold, hard heart.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, extremely extreme radical extremist at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (YOZSv)

737 Very effective.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (ZPrif)

738 Yeah, this woman is getting to me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (/COnL)

739 yeah!  the Romneys live it.  good line.  this woman can deliver it

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (p3a8+)

740 Oh my goodness.  This is powerful stuff.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (P6QsQ)

741 Yes.  Love her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (UOM48)

742 Wow. This is great. Great guy.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (CKLW2)

743 Ya certainly don't hear this stuff about you know who

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (05RcU)

744 Wow, that was powerful, not a dry eye in the place

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (dX4hn)

745 oh my god i am crying hearing her story

Posted by: Pinky at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (A4X3d)

746 Tears. Dammit.

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (0VAul)

747 Yeah, yeah, we all know Mitt's a nice guy. You know what I want to hear? I want to hear how Mitt helped build a barn for his neighbor, immediately burned it while roasting marshmallows, and then helped rebuild it the next day.

I'd settle for his killing Scott Tenorman and feeding him to starving homeless people as chili.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (N/Oz2)

748 unlike with Newt and his Barbie, the delegates are listening

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (Dll6b)

749 Go, Pam, Go.  Plowed right through the audience applause.  Powerful.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (smvTK)

750 That was what I was going to say: the un-Obamas.

Posted by: Typical AoShq commenter at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (w062R)

751 Goddam it my sinuses were already fucked up.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (/YJYi)

752 Obama will include sob stories about the time he was forced to eat *regular* beef instead of Kobe.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

753 waiting for her to say/ You love me!

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (Bm4aK)

754 I want to meet Mitt and just shake his hand for being a good guy.

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill (Ryan District!) at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (Uwli4)

755 Nice finish, lady. You won me over.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (CLkAH)

756 Damn

Posted by: AD at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (N7LAi)

757 Strong stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (05RcU)

758 ZOMG Pam was good!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (PH+2B)

759 Ok, I'm crying now.

Posted by: Mandy P., long time lurker at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (qFpRI)

760 Wow just wow. 

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (hlUJY)

761 Oh, no, the baby died. Oh, God, that poor woman. She's stronger than I ever would be.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (d6TfZ)

762 That was a really sweet couple. I feel bad for knocking them. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Calvin at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (1UR1s)

763 The last 15 minutes has completely fucked up $200 million dollars of Obama negative advertising. Squirrel! SQUIRREL!!! War on rodents!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (AZGON)

764 Reilly is an ass--back cspan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (05RcU)

765 can someone this nice be tough enough to be President?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (p3a8+)

766 Hey, here's some inappropriately cheery music for y'all!

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (/COnL)

767 okay they're stopping, thank god. that was really tear-jerking.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (fxHyG)

768 And now for some Motown!

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (WLKdP)

769 we've sent our best, let them do their worst....

and when the time comes we'll out alinsky the bastards for the good of our caucus

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (LRFds)

770 OK, can we not have peppy jazz music after two dead children stories? 

Come on.

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (jflnH)

771 I seriously think the only way for the Democrats to save themselves at Charlotte is for Godzilla to show up.  He then breaths nuclear fire upon the dancing vaginas and Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (X/+PP)

772 O'Reilly and McCain are now gonna have an old-off.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (ZPrif)

773 meh, I'm sure Sandra Fluke will deliver a much more hart-wrenching story.

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (ElfHn)

774 @698 Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:45 PM (LRFds)

I know.  Eagle scout here. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (3ZjAP)

775 This should get him a bump in the polls.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (i0vBR)

776 Renouncing myself for my snark. That was impressive. Wow.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (96M6e)

777 My friend's 6 year old made me choke on my drink when Craig Romney was speaking Spanish. He said "If they're not going to speak English, let's just watch football!" Teaching them young in Texas!

Posted by: Houstongal at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (mrAsP)

778 It's a shame that not enough people will get to see this tonight.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (GrtrJ)

779 Music is awkward.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (CKLW2)

780 Contrast this to his infanticide supporting opponent.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (Vbsw2)

781 I want to vote now.  Today. 

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (P6QsQ)

782 More from the Valley High Jazz Band.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

783 727 Shorter version: The Romneys are the polar opposites of the Obamas. Can you imagine Mooch giving a shit about anyone?

Posted by: hmmm at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (e9LVX)

784 I have one helluva brother.

Posted by: George Obama at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (AZGON)

785 765 Kelley in VA,

Look up "fighting quaker"....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (LRFds)

786 drudge needs to contrast their stories with prince autopen.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (96Kco)

787 Bob WHITE.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

788 Oh God. Bob "White." Racist.

Posted by: mitt is real at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (IPhbB)

789 It's Van Morrison. Not exactly Motown.

Posted by: navybrat at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (SZOLw)

790 I can hear Lawrence O'Donnel now: "Yeah, but Romney spent that time with that family and their daughters 27 years ago so as to lay the groundwork for a talk at his nominating convention." Now excuse me as I finish wiping my eyes.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (7svyX)

791 I can't wait to hear tomorrow how MSNBC and CNN plays those last 2?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (05RcU)

792 Can I just say it?  Bill O'Reilly is a heartless douchebag.

He hears those stories and is completely unmoved and brushes it off.

Hate him.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (hlUJY)

793 774 Billy Bob,

Life Scout, salute you worked hard.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (LRFds)

794 #727 yep

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (e9kQC)

795 Please welcome ... Bob Cracker!

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (WLKdP)

796 The "real talk" portion of tonight's show was a really good idea.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 03:50 PM (QI7bx)

797 How would you like to be neighbors of the Obamas in a time of crisis?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (UOM48)

798 McLame & O'Reilly at the same time. Fuck...

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (Vbsw2)

799 Anyone else there's something up with the Mormons? Glenn Beck--Mormon Author of those shitty twilight books--Mormon Mitt Romney--Mormon It's as if there's a conspiracy...

Posted by: Reality Check at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (hvzWz)

800 "I want to meet Mitt and just shake his hand for being a good guy."

I've been fortunate enough to do just that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (dX4hn)

801 Next Week Celebrate The Annointing of Obama at the Islam O Vagina Palooza!

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (6o4Fb)

802 Hey once I stopped at the lika sto to by a bottle for some minors. Does that count?

Posted by: OBinini at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (Bm4aK)

803 Just remember, we have the 37th best healthcare in the world because we try to save babies in NICU.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (i0vBR)

804 oh, I thought this guy was going to lay out the campaign so we can all get organized

Posted by: kelley in virginia at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (p3a8+)

805 Does "wingman" mean the same thing to Mormons that it does to the rest of us?

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (smvTK)

806 Barry rolled a joint for me one time, then stole it.

Posted by: Choom Goon #3 at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (mxnUd)

807 Ace, You were right. It's time to get cocky. This is over. The convention was that good. We haven't even heard Mitt yet an it's over.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (EhUTA)

808 How would you like to be neighbors of the Obamas in a time of crisis? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 08:51 PM (UOM4 Ask the Israelis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (05RcU)

809 Lol I love it, they cut that asshole O'Reilly off.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (hlUJY)

810 Bob White?  Yeah, I shot them.  Oh what.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (3ZjAP)

811 Can you imagine Mooch giving a shit about anyone?

Posted by: hmmm at August 30, 2012 08:50 PM (e9LVX)


Yeah, myself bitch.  Or don't I count, cuz I'm black right?

Posted by: Mooch at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (/YJYi)

812 Romney refused to spay Seamus.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (AZGON)

813 Obama would have suggested euthanasia

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (BAnPT)

814 Obama's neighbors go to prison... Rezko

Posted by: jwbs at August 30, 2012 03:51 PM (liFiG)

815 Now we talk about Bain, real story time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (dX4hn)

816 I want to hear how we're going to stop borrowing over $1Trillion every year. How?

Posted by: Deficits at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (KqwSL)

817 but but but but Sandra Fluke was called a slut by Rush Limbaugh! Now that's a sob story! And Obama called on the phone and said "you ok?" Now that's a man of character!

Obama 12!

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (ElfHn)

818 Does "wingman" mean the same thing to Mormons that it does to the rest of us? Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 08:51 PM (smvTK) cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (05RcU)

819 Bob White. Next up: Dan Quail. Anybody?

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (N/Oz2)

820 Has this guy been eating a cherry popcicle?

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (Vbsw2)

821 Jack, Jeff, and all the early Romney partisans:

I was wrong, and you were right.

Romney held out on all this positive stuff until the last night of the convention, and damn if it isn't working

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (B/yDO)

822 Yeah Reality Check. Fuck you. I'm a mormon.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (K2TOa)

823

It's a shame that not enough people will get to see this tonight.

 

I hope  they post this  on YouTube so I can post   it tomorrow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (d0Tfm)

824

Romney is the real deal folks.  Ain't gonna get any better.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (UljOc)

825 Where willl they drag up stories of loving compassion for his fellow man that Obama showed? I havem't heard any yet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (hKrVC)

826 BAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Capt. James Tiberias Kirk at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (7uUmW)

827 Where's the MILK.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:52 PM (WLKdP)

828 Does "wingman" mean the same thing to Mormons that it does to the rest of us? You seen the size of Mitt's family? Just sayin'.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (AZGON)

829 Okay, who wants to vote for Mitt vs. the guy who's all for letting aborted babies die in a closet?  Who's all for late-term abortion?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (UOM48)

830 By the way, I have a good friend here in Colroado who has worked with Bain Capital (he's teh guy often brought in as CEO to turn a firm around). He had nothing but absolutely glowing things to say about Romney's acumen and integrity.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (7svyX)

831 818 NGU,

there is a multiple tango interdiction bent to their dreams...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (LRFds)

832 Has this guy been eating a cherry popcicle? Posted by: Countrysquire at August 30, 2012 08:52 PM (Vbsw2) He could sit on a popsicle and tell you the flavor.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (i0vBR)

833 Mormon & Mormon...FOR the People

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (0CiTm)

834 Something different - http://pinterest.com/pin/128282289355928412/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (X/+PP)

835 It would be good to get more of these stories out there, like the time Mitt rescued a drowning person or the time he pulled someone out of a burning house. I mean it sounds like you made up the guy if you look at his life record. Doesn't mean he'll be a good president but after 4 years of President Unearned Nobel Prize's mirror preening ego with nothing to justify it, that's refreshing.
And people want something different, they just need to know Romney is worth the change.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (r4wIV)

836 See what happens when you don't cheat on your wife, you make shitloads of money.

Posted by: hmmm at August 30, 2012 03:53 PM (e9LVX)

837 828 "You seen the size of Mitt's family? Just sayin'."

Ann wasn't kidding when she said that he was thrilled when her parents weren't around

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (B/yDO)

838 Obama falling hard on Intrade - not that it really means anything but what the hell.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (hlUJY)

839 Thank goodness somebody's talking business.  That stuff was great, but I was starting to feel like a miserable excuse of a human being compared to St Willard...

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (As94z)

840 I hope they post this on YouTube so I can post it tomorrow.

-------------



I think C-Span.org/RNC posts videos of all the speeches.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (P6QsQ)

841

"I remember it well: there were a lot of really raw emotions and bad feelings after that one."

 

Jeff, there are definitely some talented flamethrowers in these parts.  When this group unleashes on some random lefty who stumbles into here and makes some ignorant comment, I almost end up feeling bad for the guy. Almost.

 

Friendly fire events around here must be spectacularly bloody. 

Posted by: Icedog at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (PTS+l)

842 I can't trust a man whose name is also a birdcall.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (MMC8r)

843 MSDNC isn't even doing to show Bob White?

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (zEPqG)

844

I can hear Lawrence O'Donnel now: "Yeah, but Romney spent that time with that family and their daughters 27 years ago so as to lay the groundwork for a talk at his nominating convention>>>><<

 

He wouldn't  be that nice about it.  He'd have Mitt poisoning the kid,  Flowers in the Attic style,  just so he could have this story 18 months later.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (JDIKC)

845 bill, what's he at? Can you post a link?

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (fxHyG)

846 Whisper is Mitt will vow to forcibly convert every American to Mormonism.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

847 This guys accent is really really heavy.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (EhUTA)

848 Obama sends robo-penned form letters to families of dead servicemen. Now that's compassion.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at August 30, 2012 03:54 PM (AZGON)

849 Bob White White Sox Chicago RACIST!

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (zEPqG)

850

It's OK for Barky to be a dickhead. His personal salvation is dependant upon collective salvation. So, he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Carl at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (mxnUd)

851 Quick Aside: The Pentagon's top lawyer has informed the former Navy SEAL who authored a forthcoming book describing details of the raid that killed Usama bin Laden that he violated agreements to not divulge military secrets and that as a result the Pentagon is considering taking legal action against him. The general counsel of the Defense Department, Jeh Johnson, wrote in a letter transmitted to the author on Thursday that he had signed two nondisclosure agreements with the Navy in 2007 that obliged him to "never divulge" classified information. Johnson said that after reviewing a copy of the book, "No Easy Day," the Pentagon concluded that the author is in "material breach and violation" of the agreements. Johnson said the department is considering pursuing against him "all remedies legally available to us."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (05RcU)

852 I'm going to my combine my two new favorite SCOAMF titles from now on:  Prince Autopen of the Unearned Nobel Prize

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (jflnH)

853 GameCocks and Vandy tied at 10

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (4LW+9)

854 846 Whisper is Mitt will vow to forcibly convert every American to Mormonism.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 08:54 PM (ZPrif)


You know, as a lapsed Lutheran, I might actually be okay with that.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (smvTK)

855 Hey, Nationalist, which is worse, a mormon, a papist, or a jew? Show your work.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:55 PM (MMC8r)

856 825 Where willl they drag up stories of loving compassion for his fellow man that Obama showed? I havem't heard any yet Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2012 08:52 PM (hKrVC) --Well, he has spent trillions of everyone else's money generously.

Posted by: Capt. James Tiberias Kirk at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (7uUmW)

857 803 Just remember, we have the 37th best healthcare in the world because we try to save babies in NICU.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 08:51 PM (i0vBR)


exactly.  you can't compare infant mortality rates between the US and other countries because babies born below a certain birth weight or before a certain gestational age don't count as live births in many countries.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (96Kco)

858 Wow this is a nice guy but he is dull as dirt.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (hlUJY)

859 Hey this guy was in the Rightous Brothers

Posted by: Some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (Bm4aK)

860 New England peeps talk funny

Posted by: Bill in Billings at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (Dll6b)

861 Propping my eyelids open with toothpicks now.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (i0vBR)

862 I think we can agree that Mitt would not look out of place in a Captain America uniform.

I'm ready to convert to LDS and join his church.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (dX4hn)

863 Compare Mitt to Michelle taking a job routing the poor to other hospitals than the one she was at so they wouldn't lose money on their treatment.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (imtbm)

864 Bob White
Bob=Robert
Robert Byrd=KKK
Robert Byrd=Democrat
oh wait, that's not right.

Posted by: Prissy Crissy at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (/YJYi)

865 Commercials are getting a lot of play on MSNBC these days

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (zEPqG)

866 This is the guy Romney has to fire.

Posted by: Reality Check at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (hvzWz)

867 At first I didn't like the idea of these personal stories about Mitt. But I am so fed up with the constant stream of liberals in the news media and entertainment industry portraying wealthy republicans as greedy fatcats, that I am loving this. I have participated in church sponsored meals programs, and programs to help the poor. This gets no play from the media.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2012 03:56 PM (V/Aej)

868 Friends and neighbors of the Zeros have been paid off, disappeared, or are in jail.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (7uUmW)

869 851 NGU,

He should welcome the lawsuit....

Obama's access for Hollowood into TS+ files will be in the public record

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (LRFds)

870 This story about the missing partner's daughter is compelling.  Barry would have yawned and scheduled a tee time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (UOM48)

871 I heard about this story

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (CKLW2)

872 Obama would have told the guy to call the police and he could have the afternoon off.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (/YJYi)

873 Good, the Search Story.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (d0Tfm)

874 Iranian mullahs will convert to Mormonism by the end of Mitt's first term.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (WLKdP)

875

The Pentagon's top lawyer has informed the former Navy SEAL who authored a forthcoming book describing details of the raid that killed Usama bin Laden that he violated agreements to not divulge military secrets and that as a result the Pentagon is considering taking legal action against him.

----

 

THEY can't release secrets for personal gain. Only WE can release secrets for personal gain.

Posted by: Obama Clowncar Administration at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (0CiTm)

876 823 It's a shame that not enough people will get to see this tonight. I hope they post this on YouTube so I can post it tomorrow. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 08:52 PM (d0Tfm) Me, too! I will post it everywhere I can. Romney's a good man. What a contrast with the SCOAMF, who has all those siblings living in shacks in Africa and does nothing.

Posted by: Mandy P., long time lurker at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (qFpRI)

877 Good deeds and charity work! Obama has done NONE of this!!!!!

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (53riN)

878 Has there ever been an interview published of any person who attended a college class with Obama?

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (smvTK)

879 Wanna bet the Obama's are scrambling for some 'friends' to talk at the DNC next week?

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:57 PM (X6akg)

880 Bob White ladies man in his younger days. http://tinyurl.com/cn6ucy

Posted by: Some idiot at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (Bm4aK)

881 I read a comment somewhere in which the person asked "why did people make such a big deal out of Obama maybe being a Muslim when Romney IS a Mormon?"
My response was: Mormonism is 100% all American and totally patriotic. You can't really say that about Islam. Whatever good points a Muslim might have (and they do have them), their heart is always in Mecca.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (r4wIV)

882 MSNBC is re-running old Ted Kennedy attack ads on Mitt Romney, lol

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (zEPqG)

883 Is it time to break out the lime jello with carrots for a premature dipping?

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (RuVpG)

884 This guy is pretty good.  The story he is telling is a good one.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (dX4hn)

885 This is the guy who's whore daughter disappeared at a rave? I can't believe they dragged this chestnut out.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (i0vBR)

886 It's actually kinda sad they have to bring up these deeply personal stories to help a man like Mitt get elected over the evil that is Obama. Evidently, Mitt is humble and does not like to discuss this stuff, but here it is, exposed for all to hear/see.

Posted by: mitt is real at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (IPhbB)

887 870 Fore More Years!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (EhUTA)

888 879 Wanna bet the Obama's are scrambling for some 'friends' to talk at the DNC next week?



The Ayers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (UOM48)

889 I like Mitt more and more.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:58 PM (CKLW2)

890 854 Filbert,


the next time the Mormons do something worse than pick up a little litter in my yard that blew by versus other faiths killing 3000 folks in a morning...

I'll be just as bothered as you are.

"there's room enough for all faiths that follow the law"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (LRFds)

891 838 Obama falling hard on Intrade - not that it really means anything but what the hell. Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 30, 2012 08:54 PM (hlUJY) --It's required that you mention the troll.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (7uUmW)

892 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 08:58 PM (i0vBR)

SHUT THE F UP!

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (X6akg)

893 O'Reilly is annoyed he had to be there. He only got to talk for like 10 minutes. He's clearly pissed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (ZPrif)

894 Has there ever been an interview published of any person who attended a college class with Obama?

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 08:57 PM (smvTK)


No, but people who say they NEVER saw him in those years.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (BAnPT)

895 I would like to remind everyone that the late Dean Barnett knew Romney personally and was his biggest fan back in the 2008 primary. I think that tonight's speakers corroborate Dean's favorable view of Mitt.

Posted by: slackmac at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (K2TOa)

896 Mitt just got real. Oh snap.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (WLKdP)

897 Barack Obama has no compassion? Why just the other day he let me have a mulligan on the 9th hole. It only cost me a $2500 donation.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (AZGON)

898 Sorry, that was Bob Gray. Wrong color.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (i0vBR)

899 Actually, I might have armed some drug dealers so they could kidnap the girl, but that's just how I roll.

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (G5B4Q)

900 Hey, I gave my brother a few bucks to help with this medical stuff. Wait, that wasn't me?

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (mxnUd)

901 Holy crap, they are releasing the Bain Kraken!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (dX4hn)

902 When the story about the missing partners daughter was posted here on the HQ a few morons argued that Mitt had no right closing the company down for personal business.It's true.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (6o4Fb)

903 OSU fight song?

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (jflnH)

904 Compare and contrast with teh SCOAMF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:59 PM (d0Tfm)

905 STAPLES chair. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (UOM48)

906 >>>I would like to remind everyone that the late Dean Barnett knew Romney personally and was his biggest fan back in the 2008 primary. I think that tonight's speakers corroborate Dean's favorable view of Mitt.

Man, do I mean Dean.  Loved SoxBlog.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (/COnL)

907 *MISS Dean, not "mean."  Dammit.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (/COnL)

908 MSNBC gonna skip the story of Staples too? They plan on showing anything tonight?

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (zEPqG)

909 Fox is failing at news tonight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (zrpqj)

910 The Republicans showing Obama talking like that...waving his arms around and everything...

I'm pretty sure it's racist.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (EAk6R)

911 I like Tom Stemberg.  Good to see his speech tonight.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (CLkAH)

912 this staples guy can't talk with any cadence or naturalality.

Posted by: taylork at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (ppNDn)

913 It was, that was "Fight the Team."  WTF?  I mean, I know it's a swing state but...

Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (jflnH)

914 Interesting contrast. Mitt was helping people. Count Choom was chillin with other dopers.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (PH+2B)

915 ace is right.  THIS FUCKING OVER.

What are they going to say in Charlotte?

Same ole shit.  Racist trying to grab every woman's vagina?

It is not going to sell.

Karl, you magnificent  bastard, unless the wave and burn these fuckers to hell!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (3ZjAP)

916 Obama's compassionate too.  Just the other day he gave me a free beejer.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 30, 2012 04:00 PM (rPA5/)

917 C-span people....no talking heads.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (X6akg)

918 BOOM!

SOLYNDRA

BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (LRFds)

919 Obama might find a childhood friend whose dog disappeared.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

920 Kick in the ball area.

Posted by: sTevo at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (VMcEw)

921 Ouch that's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (dX4hn)

922 This guy and Craig Ronmey could use a visit to Mens Warehouseor Jos A, Banks !

Posted by: Some idiot at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (Bm4aK)

923 Solyndra! BOOM!

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (96M6e)

924 Fox is skipping Staples, so far.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (ZPrif)

925 When is teh next thread? Getting into 4 digits, yo.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (WLKdP)

926 Saving money.  What a concept.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (P6QsQ)

927 I am watching Cspan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (05RcU)

928 Good one!  Solyndra......heheheheh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (UOM48)

929 Oooh SOLYNDRA smack down!! Nice.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (/az2q)

930 Everyone said, "You're outta your mind. Nobody uses staplers and office supplies!"

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 04:01 PM (i0vBR)

931 MSNBC gonna skip the story of Staples too?
They plan on showing anything tonight?

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 09:00 PM (zEPqG)


All 10,000 viewers don't care anyway

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (BAnPT)

932 unleash damn spell check

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (3ZjAP)

933

Fuck this guy.

Fuck Staples.

Posted by: Dwight K. Schrute at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (llMC3)

934 CSPAN folks screw the media.....

http://www.c-span.org/RNC/


get the milk from the cow not the asshole grocers...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (LRFds)

935 I think my squaw is thinking about switching over to Big Brother even though Rubio, Clint, & Romney are about to talk. If she touches the remote I will thump her cranberry.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (Vbsw2)

936 Bringing up Bain! Go for it!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (d6TfZ)

937 Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 08:59 PM (LRFds)

You may have misunderstood me.  I'm a bit envious of Mormons, and a bit chagrined.

I don't see more Mormons in this country as a bad thing, based on what I've seen from the adherents of that religion.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (smvTK)

938 Someone elsewhere just pointed out something unpleasant. These recent speakers who had personal stories about Romney are about to get a colonoscopy from the MFM, starting tonight.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (AZGON)

939 What friends?
Rezko?
Blago?
Rahm?
Ayers?
Grandmother from Kenya?  His illegal alien aunt and uncle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (X/+PP)

940 Falcon punch to the JEF's vestigial balls.  The Wookie's purse was damaged in the process.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (+/VIS)

941 Taylork: naturalality?

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (CLkAH)

942 931 MSNBC gonna skip the story of Staples too?

They plan on showing anything tonight?

Posted by: drinks in SC at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (3ZjAP)

943 Are we going to get *any* red meat tonight? 

Shit, at this rate, Eastwood will be coming on to sing, "I talk to the trees," from the soundtrack of his most famous and iconic film, "Paint Your Wagon."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064782/soundtrack


Posted by: sanssoucy at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (dA/Xo)

944 Nobody is carrying the staples speech.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (ZPrif)

945 Lies is code for black

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 04:02 PM (BAnPT)

946 Don't watch the MSM and expect anything but disappointment.



 Change the channel to C -Span.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (P6QsQ)

947 I'm picturing Chris Matthews under a table in that bar where they've been broadcasting, lying passed out in a pool of his own vomit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (UOM48)

948 I like this guy

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (e9kQC)

949 Got Milk?   >>> http://tiny.cc/usrvjw

Posted by: Jeb at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (PEwU1)

950 Color bars?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (i0vBR)

951 931 MSNBC gonna skip the story of Staples too?

They plan on showing anything tonight?



The video of them stealing my vagina!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (3ZjAP)

952 Next time a Mormon comes to the door, I think I'm inviting them in.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (dX4hn)

953 Hannity and Giuliani blabbing over Staples guy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (ZPrif)

954 Yeah, I'm watching CSPAN, but I'm streaming the others and seeing what they're (not) showing too.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (zEPqG)

955 Yeah anybody watching MSNBC is either a conservative looking for laughs or someone who wouldn't vote for Romney even if he walked out on stage with Jesus at his side.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (/YJYi)

956 936 Filbert,

No, no read you fine was not being accusatory...agreeing....buddy who joined the army with me was a Mormon Pollock combat engineer....

ie "All-American boy"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (LRFds)

957 In case anyone is interested: infograph on the heriarchy of lay ministry in the Mormon church. Mitt was both a Stake President and a Bishop at different points, while working a full time job, while helping Ann raise family and handle her MS and breast cancer. I'd like to see Obama top that. http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/mormon-lay-ministry

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (6VkFb)

958 "Wanna bet the Obama's are scrambling for some 'friends' to talk at the DNC next week?
Posted by: Tami"

Oh, good, I love zombies. And felons.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (d6TfZ)

959

I am watching Cspan

 

Same here, will switch to Fox at the end.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (d0Tfm)

960 Only way I'd convert to Mormonism is if they offered me my own planet or something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 04:03 PM (ZPrif)

961 G-d bless C-SPAN. MSM = teh lies

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (WLKdP)

962 Next on MSNBC: Anal Tats: Crazy fun or self expression?

Posted by: Hairy Pooter at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (mxnUd)

963 What we're getting tonight IS red meat.  It's just from a different beast than what we're used to having put in front of us.

Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (smvTK)

964 *to Tom Stemberg*

Have you seen my stapler?

Posted by: Milton at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (G5B4Q)

965

>>Next time a Mormon comes to the door, I think I'm inviting them in.

 

I don't know about that.  I might ask if they want to help with some chores around the yard, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (llMC3)

966 I want to fight Chris Hayes

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (zEPqG)

967 And I was going to vote for Obama before this guy showed up.

Posted by: The King is Dead at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (KqwSL)

968 yea, watching cspan live as well beats tv

Posted by: no commercials at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (IPhbB)

969 We've been watching C-Span all evening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (UOM48)

970 Hey, I worked for Bright Horizons.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (7uUmW)

971 Yeah anybody watching MSNBC is either a conservative looking for laughs or someone who wouldn't vote for Romney even if he walked out on stage with Jesus at his side. Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 09:03 PM (/YJYi) 10:35 PM by the Schedule

Posted by: Jesus at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (05RcU)

972 Wow, they are sticking it to them about Bain Capital. 

No retreat! 

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:04 PM (3ZjAP)

973 For those who have tried to watch MSNBC.

http://pinterest.com/pin/128282289355906570/

Not milk, but think it will work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (X/+PP)

974 Mr. Staples is nailing it: 'They just don't get it!"

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (53riN)

975 This guy is starting a meme.

Posted by: sTevo at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (VMcEw)

976 The crowd is into it now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (dX4hn)

977 "They  Just  Don't Get   It!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (d0Tfm)

978 966 I want to fight Chris Hayes

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 09:04 PM (zEPqG




You'd have to slap-fight that twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (UOM48)

979 I'm starting a new thread as soon as this guy finishes. I like this guy, of course. He's fun.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (fxHyG)

980 hahaha  doing his Ron Propiel schtick!!! LMAO!!

Posted by: Some idiot at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (Bm4aK)

981 Barack Obama creates red ink....

Mitt Romney creates effin' Green mail!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (LRFds)

982 Woot! Red meat!

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (7svyX)

983 I hope you racist haters are happy with yourselves. I'm having to go to the store (Brattleboro has amazing wine shops) and get more alcohol just to handle your smug self-satisfaction. You think you've already won. NO! Our beloved President, Barack Obama, who I and everyone I know support completely, will have at least four more years to remake this evil Wall Street-owned nation. The Pentagon, the "international bankers", the bombing of innocent brown people for oil, all of it must be stopped! One three-day TV event will not stop him!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (/lyxQ)

984 "They just don't get it" - Dog whistle, obviously talking about blacks.

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (jo0fs)

985 Not a big fan of chorused chanting. Not unless it invokes demons from Hell.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (AZGON)

986 I am opening a Staples account tomorrow.

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (3ZjAP)

987 Wanna bet the Obama's are scrambling for some 'friends' to talk at the DNC next week? Posted by: Tami" Oh, good, I love zombies. And felons. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 09:03 PM (d6TfZ) ======== they will just make stuff up remember, it's all hollywood, all the time lies on top of lies

Posted by: no commercials at August 30, 2012 04:05 PM (IPhbB)

988 Wish they could've got Zombie Billy Mays.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (i0vBR)

989

ah boo. Poor Obozo didn't sway us for stimulus with his lies and bullshit.

 

Posted by: Fresh at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (O7ksG)

990 Nice slam on Slow Joe.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (rPA5/)

991 Mitt was both a Stake President and a Bishop at different points....


Stake President is lofty but dull, a Bishop though...everybody's knocking on your door over the most trivial stuff and you have to respond or delegate effectively

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (BAnPT)

992 Tom is bringing it!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (/az2q)

993 966 I want to fight Chris Hayes

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 09:04 PM (zEPqG)


Pretty sure you would win, regardless of age, sex, weight, height, etc.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (/YJYi)

994 Stemberg just dropped the stapler on Biden. Oh, what.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (WLKdP)

995 979 Ace,

good ceos are team and spirit builders...

most especially the founders

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (LRFds)

996 We will be seeing "They just don't get it" commercials.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (dX4hn)

997 Scarry Larry O'Donnell is saying we've doctored the "you didn't build that line" and we're lying about what he really said.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (zEPqG)

998 I don't usually dig participatory speechifying, but this is going over.

Posted by: Uatu at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (QI7bx)

999

Wonder when  Bill O is going to slowly fade off into the sunset?

Self-centered over talking ass needs to go quickly and quietly.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (high and dry in Co) at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (MriY3)

1000 Great speech

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (7uUmW)

1001 Very moving personal stories. I just -can't wait- to see how Obama counters this with his own personal stories.

Rolling joints for those too high to even recognize that they even had hands.

-sob-

Holding the hand of a young woman, (well...in spirit), as a live baby is ripped from her womb, and dumped in the trash.

-weep-

Authorizing some flunky in the White House to print out form letters, and affix his robo-sig for families that have lost loved ones over seas.

-Fore!-




Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (L7hol)

1002 Larry O'Donnell:  "'They' means blacks!!!!!!!!!" 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (UOM48)

1003 Nice shoutout to Christie

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (dX4hn)

1004 CNN, MSNBC, and FoxNews -- none of them are covering Staples guy. Neither are ABC, CBS, NBC, or Fox.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (ZPrif)

1005 BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (LRFds)

1006 I'm buying the bourbon if the next speaker passes out dog whistles.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 04:06 PM (AZGON)

1007 How do you guys watch msnbc. After 30 seconds I want to kill myself

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (2XIvU)

1008 808

You'd be absolutely right if a large number of people had seen these speeches.  Those two testimonials brought tears to my eyes and I'm not one that cries easily, but unfortunately very few people saw it, and you know the MSM will bury it when it comes time to recap the day's events.

Posted by: LukeinNE at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (QlyLF)

1009 Good job, Tom!

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (CLkAH)

1010 I really like this guy's message.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (CKLW2)

1011 NEW THREAD

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (fxHyG)

1012 "Next time a Mormon comes to the door, I think I'm inviting them in."
And you can count on the LDS hoping for just that effect, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (r4wIV)

1013

"838  Obama falling hard on Intrade - not that it really means anything but what the hell."

 

 

From what, to what?

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (As94z)

1014 We will be seeing "They just don't get it" commercials. Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 09:06 PM (dX4hn) True. Airlines were doing 999 deals for a while.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (i0vBR)

1015 Wake up, Mark Shields!

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (zrpqj)

1016 We got it already.

Posted by: We got it already. at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (KqwSL)

1017 Mormon dilemma: BYU's opening football game (vs. Washington State) kicks off on ESPN at .... 10:15 pm ET, just about the time Mitt starts his speech. Me, I've got a DVR.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (7svyX)

1018 When's the dog whistle orchestra?

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (WLKdP)

1019 Barry is always dropping his stapler in front of Reggie Love, - and HE GETS IT!

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (RuVpG)

1020 ...brown people... Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 30, 2012 09:05 PM (/lyxQ) Does that include Boehner?

Posted by: or UPS employees? at August 30, 2012 04:07 PM (IPhbB)

1021 So I take it Ace thinks Romney-Ryan has the Easy Button?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (7uUmW)

1022 They Just Don't Get It Translation: They're Poopyheads!

Posted by: Typical AoShq commenter at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (w062R)

1023 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 30, 2012 09:05 PM (/lyxQ)


I still assume these are parodies, but I'm never entirely sure.

Posted by: AD at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (N7LAi)

1024 We have Mormons who live behind us.  Nice people.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (UljOc)

1025 "Tattoo De Plane: Propping my eyelids open with toothpicks now." I'll be propping open your mouth with my dick in a minute.

Posted by: Hugh E Johnson at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (YuyOW)

1026 I think the Dems might be a wee bit butthurt over that surprisingly hard-hitting bit.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (96M6e)

1027 Setting the mfm strait on Bain. Good stuff.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (/az2q)

1028 Obama's biggest campaign mistake was "you didn't build that."  He would have lost anyway, based on the state of the economy, but that line is going to go down as one of the biggest mistakes in the history of US presidential campaigns.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (96Kco)

1029 I understand why Callista was up there, but why Newt? He just held her back and made the whole thing seem creepy.

Posted by: edj at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (+QKfp)

1030 We are seeing the roll out of the fall commercials.  These are premiers.

Fuck yeah.  We are going to get a 2 month business lesson.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (dX4hn)

1031 I watch MSNBC so ya'all don't have to You're welcome America!

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (zEPqG)

1032 Will Pixy stand the strain of 1000+ comments?  Scotty!  More Dilithium Crystals!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 04:08 PM (X/+PP)

1033 They will play mitts speech on the stadium monitor and the team will call in sick till he finishes.

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:09 PM (3ZjAP)

1034 A business uses debt when it has a plan for growth. But usually not when it is already bankrupt. Oh why bother that panel knows less business than my lab who has been licking himself all day.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 04:09 PM (2XIvU)

1035 You tell it Fernandez. Stick it to the MFM.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (WLKdP)

1036 Can someone list all the "Dog Whistle" terms, I need a list.

Golf
Chicago
You Lie
Obamacare

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (jo0fs)

1037 Yeah, you want to talk about Bain Capital?

Bring it on bitches. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (3ZjAP)

1038 Cuba! Dog whistle!

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (7svyX)

1039 Oooh, the MFM spin after today is gonna be HEELARIOUS.

Posted by: Kelgair at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (85l4A)

1040 Fernandez has lived O's second term. Listen up yo.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (WLKdP)

1041 Hey, MSNBC, time to cut off the coverage of the Rethuglican's convention.  A hispanic guy is talking right now.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 04:10 PM (CLkAH)

1042 960 Flatbush Joe, So where did you hear that? An actual Mormon, or somebody who isn't a Mormon?

Posted by: Calvin at August 30, 2012 04:11 PM (1UR1s)

1043
# 1101

And you can count on the LDS hoping for just that effect, too.

My wife is Mormon, as is the rest of her family. Those people will crawl across broken glass to help those in need.

Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at August 30, 2012 04:11 PM (L7hol)

1044 Pharmacist wife = free oxycontin. Sweet.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:11 PM (WLKdP)

1045 No, see, guys, there is a real Mary Cloggenstein in Brattleboro -- I see her on other sites all the time -- but the one who posts here, I'm pretty sure is a sock.

Posted by: Kay in Maine at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (qaVK+)

1046 Damn sock!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (L7hol)

1047 "Cuba, where gov't owns everything and nothing works.." God bless the Cuban-Americans!

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (53riN)

1048

Odonnell is crying saying "you didn't build that " is a lie and was taken out of context.

 

Play the whole thing bitches, it's worse

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (DU15A)

1049 So is Clint going to bring in a 44 and axe.......


http://tinyurl.com/85vvmgl


Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (3ZjAP)

1050 Tattoo's still got his panties in a wad because Palin isn't on the ticket.

Posted by: Klingon Dingleberry at August 30, 2012 04:12 PM (d3m3a)

1051 If my daughter had MS, I'd want her to marry a guy like Mitt. Just sayin'.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:13 PM (WLKdP)

1052 Wow Ann Coulter makes a "Corporate wives" dig right in Juan Williams' face

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2012 04:13 PM (ElfHn)

1053 another good-looking conservative woman in a red dress

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 04:13 PM (7svyX)

1054 Nuevo thread arriba.

Posted by: BCorn at August 30, 2012 04:14 PM (WLKdP)

1055 "Mitt Romney knew how to make a decision." Right on!

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 04:14 PM (7svyX)

1056 OK punk, Clint takes em on. full version.  RACIST!



http://tinyurl.com/8n8vbx8




Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at August 30, 2012 04:15 PM (3ZjAP)

1057 Mitts gonna bring back the roaring 80s, starting with that women's shoulder pads!

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 04:15 PM (zrpqj)

1058 On Youtube, they just showed Steven Tyler. Strange, he looked just like a woman!

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 04:16 PM (2ArJQ)

1059 What did Ann say to Juan?

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2012 04:17 PM (iS7G9)

1060 Which is better, working and not taking a salary, or taking a salary and not working?  Just sayin', Obama.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 30, 2012 04:17 PM (CLkAH)

1061 WORK ETHIC!! Sir Golfsalot's not gonna' like that..

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 04:18 PM (BAnPT)

1062 Wow Ann Coulter makes a "Corporate wives" dig right in Juan Williams' face


Please let there be a tape later.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 04:19 PM (BAnPT)

1063 I love knowing the person I' m voting for remembers to help others!

Posted by: Granny at August 30, 2012 04:20 PM (egHP5)

1064 Lawrence O'Donnell:

Oh, shit. This fucker used a time machine to go back and write the script for some stupid-ass television series called "Lassie". Lassie is just code for "Mitt".

An empty shell, doing good works, hard work, and pretending to give-a-shit for like six decades -just so this fucker can lie his way into the 19th Hole. Er, White House. Farking racist can't come up with a better use for a time machine than that?!?

Posted by: Al at August 30, 2012 04:20 PM (MzQOZ)

1065 Instead of all the Motown, why can't we pull shit off of Ryan's iPod? Some speed metal to liven these motherfuckers up.

Posted by: Gothopotamus at August 30, 2012 04:22 PM (sTS/8)

1066 WORK ETHIC!! T. Coddington VanVoorhees VII is in palpitations ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2012 04:29 PM (aLE6d)

1067 1028 Obama's biggest campaign mistake was "you didn't build that." He would have lost anyway, based on the state of the economy, but that line is going to go down as one of the biggest mistakes in the history of US presidential campaigns. Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 09:08 PM (96Kco) And the sweetest part is he has no one to blame but himself! Yes he can!

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2012 04:31 PM (6VkFb)

1068 "How would you like to be neighbors of the Obamas in a time of crisis?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 08:51 PM (UOM4

 

-------

 

You'd be pleasantly surprised, Jane.  Bill Ayers and I have given that subject some serious thought. 

 

http://tinyurl.com/5rte55
  

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 30, 2012 04:32 PM (QjSgY)

1069 By the way: I'm seeing a pro-GOP commercial saying the "recovery is out of gas". Why the fuck are they admitting any recovery in the first place? Is our side controlled by complete morons?

Posted by: Reality Check at August 30, 2012 04:36 PM (hvzWz)

1070 **Why the fuck are they admitting any recovery in the first place? ** Because if there was a recovery, then what Bush supposedly did was stopped, and everything afterwards is on Obama. BTW went into Chicago today, Regular Gas is $4.79 a gallon. Yes Obama you did build that!

Posted by: liontooth at August 30, 2012 04:38 PM (xk0Xg)

1071 195 "6652 - His great grandfather had to escape to Mexico because of Mormon persecution" Seriously? Maybe I heard that and forgot. That would explain it. I have that of his 16 gt-gt grandparents, 6 were born in England, 3 in Scotland, 2 in Germany, 3 in NY, and 2 in OH. So he's not exactly hispanic. Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 08:16 PM (As94z) He meets the legal definition for Hispanic. v. Fox was of German background. Eva Langoria is of Conquistador visigothic stock..

Posted by: Avi at August 30, 2012 04:58 PM (51xVX)

1072

No halban Espanol.. I speak English.

Posted by: JudgeRoyBean at August 30, 2012 05:14 PM (+7oeO)

1073 26 I think having the buck-toothed, lip-smacking, bug-eyed weirdo kid speak helps humanize Mitt. His other sons are all too conventionally handsome and make voters feel bad about their own sad, ugly lives.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 08:05 PM (ZPrif)


Hey Flatbush Joe! I think he's the HOT one!!!

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at August 30, 2012 06:03 PM (uMfFZ)

1074 Cephus and Reesie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXscFeF9hf4

Posted by: motionview at August 30, 2012 07:10 PM (i+DU3)

1075 Can't someone promise me that we never have to see The Callista again as long as we live? That was a creepy segment and a poor use of Newt's considerable speaking talents.

Posted by: TooCon at August 31, 2012 01:31 AM (IhOc6)

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