February 28, 2007

This Is Why I Quit Hoist The Black Flag
— Ace

Content warning for language and homophobia and general Jerky Boyz behavior.

It's the cumulative effect. Not to give it away, but crank callers keep calling in to call him a homo, but they usually start off with reasonable-sounding preambles... and you're just waiting for them to say "cocksucker." And they always do.

He's pretty unflappable. One guy begins asking a question before screaming "FUCK YOU YA COCKSUCKER!," and yet the host just hangs up on him but continues answering the question, as if Mr. Fuck You Ya Cocksucker Guy really wanted his opinion on the matter, but was just overtaken by Tourette's before he could receive his full wisdom.

Thanks to the guy who cries himself to sleep wishing he could post crap like this over at Michelle Malkin's other blog.

Posted by: Ace at 02:32 PM | Comments (37)
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1 Heh, poor Allah, I figured he gets antsy not being able to post anything he wants....

Posted by: Sinistar at February 28, 2007 02:40 PM (oHd6r)

2 1990? It's...uh....old Ace.

In fact, next year it'll be old enough to have sex with....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 28, 2007 02:47 PM (KeOQp)

3 Yeah, I know.

I've decided i won't be acknowledging when things are old anymore.  I'm tired of having to say "it's old, but funny."

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2007 02:52 PM (+u1X0)

4 I miss his old blog...

Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2007 02:52 PM (q177U)


Posted by: wiserbud at February 28, 2007 03:04 PM (56ssE)

6 I wonder how call screeners for the big boys like Limbaugh manage to keep the suicide Tourette's bombers from getting through?

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 28, 2007 03:06 PM (CkYzD)

7 You don't need calls to maintain hoist.

If you want, you can just keep your comp updated with "live comment" input, and you can get rid of the kooks without having to let them be verbaly abusive.

You and karol was more sarcasticaly political, with the focus on political.

You and jeff were more sarcasticaly politcal, with the focus on sarcasm, you don't need phone calls for that.

Hell mancow has a career and he's borderline retarded.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 28, 2007 03:13 PM (QTv8u)

8 Most stuff like this is dumb. But you have to admit, it's hilarious when it happens to people like Hal Turner and instead of rolling with it or just stopping, he not just fans the flames but tosses a couple of Exon Valdeezes on the fire.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at February 28, 2007 03:23 PM (VvXII)

9 This Is Why I Quit Hoist The Black Flag

Are you saying you were too busy calling in to this guy's show?

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at February 28, 2007 04:22 PM (Pt3Le)

10 Thanks to the guy who cries himself to sleep wishing he could post crap like this over at Michelle Malkin's other blog.

No. Ace. He cries because he misses you.

Posted by: harrison at February 28, 2007 04:29 PM (yYMAJ)

11 It may be old, but it made me laugh. God bless America.

Posted by: maestro at February 28, 2007 04:47 PM (Dmzvu)

12 Anybody who finds that funny is immature and simple minded.

I laughed 'til I cried!

Posted by: BrewFan at February 28, 2007 05:08 PM (P4zSX)

13 What is stopping he who must not be named from posting this stuff on MM's other blog?

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2007 05:17 PM (iWJuw)

14 In fact, next year it'll be old enough to have sex with....

Kaspar wins the thread!

Posted by: fletch at February 28, 2007 05:37 PM (8DW9+)

15 Gee, a lot of rude, obscene people called into that show.

Maybe because it's in NEW YORK!

Posted by: JayC at February 28, 2007 07:54 PM (ZYtH+)

16 Wickedpinto is right.  Hoist the Black Flag was cool with or without the caller-inners.  I liked it best when it was you and Karol, but Jeff worked pretty well as a co-host too.

Bring back the Flag!!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 28, 2007 07:55 PM (+7YmF)

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