February 27, 2015

Things Which Are Quokkas And Things Which Are Not Quokkas Open Thread
— Ace





Posted by: Ace at 02:20 PM | Comments (424)
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1 Yesterday it was those fucking llamas.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (U6f54)

2 Cute animal pictures make me angry.... and hungry....

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (qh617)

3 Killing us with Teh Cuteness...much better than lead, thank you!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (yRwC8)

4 Not first.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (KFdZd)

5 sorry, we have filled or quokkas

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (nqBYe)

6 Let's get serious here.

Posted by: Left Shark at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (yVY4R)

7 Now I see why the government wants to take over the internet.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (i55o+)

8 I must say, Kaley is one of the happier looking Quokkas. 

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (4nR9/)

9 I guess we can use a few happy animals. Can't hurt.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (sdi6R)

10 LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS

Posted by: LLAMAS at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (KFdZd)

11 what type of sauce would one eat with that?

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

12 Even the Quokkas are unhappy with the GOP leadership.  (whew, stayed on topic.)

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (4nR9/)

13 My sister got bit by a Quokka once. No, really...

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (fWLrt)

14 The cuteness is just a trick to get you close. The Quokka, like everything else from Australia, has evolved to kill everything else in Australia... and You.

Posted by: A Quokka plotting to kill you at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (0Ew3K)

15 what type of sauce would one eat with that?

-------------------

Tobasco.  Always Tobasco.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (KFdZd)

16 11 what type of sauce would one eat with that? Posted by: willow ---------------- Not ketchup. Well, in Chicago anyway.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (fWLrt)

17 Is that Spiny Norman?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (bWFHa)

18 Say, didn't Star Trek have an episode about these critters?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (KFdZd)

19 Ahem

Posted by: weasels at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (AkOaV)

20 Yona is such a gossip.

Posted by: Hazel-Rah at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (rwI+c)

21 A Quokka is more or less a short kangaroo related to a rat.

Posted by: CongressCritter with freakishly orange jib at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (Moh0M)

22 Like I said yesterday, I hate you quokkas!

Posted by: almost-rev. jesse jacksone at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (2KB+E)

23 The cuteness is just a trick to get you close. The Quokka, like everything else from Australia, has evolved to kill everything else in Australia... and You. Posted by: A Quokka plotting to kill you at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (0Ew3K)


Ah, so a distant cousin of the dreaded and terrifying Rabbit of Caerbannog, I see...

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (yRwC8)

24 What about me?

Posted by: A Potoroo at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (0Ew3K)

25 "Sorry Girl" Kelsey - I'd hit it.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron gets to the nub at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (yVY4R)

26 It's not a quokka, it's a honey badger in a clever disguise.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (fWLrt)

27 That rabbit has really small ears.

Posted by: wheatie at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (XIzXB)

28 O/T - Just checked Jane D'ohs owl cam. The momma owl is out of the nest and you can see the chicks all snuggled up.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:29 PM (AxABj)

29 We changed directions so fast 1/2 the room won't make orbit now.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (WNERA)

30 A llama, a quokka and an 'edgehog walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't get many of your kind in here." The 'edgehog replied, "At these prices, I can understand why."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (bWFHa)

31 At the ER in Provincetown, they remove a dozen of those things a month.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (fWLrt)

32 Quokka is Australian for kangaroo humps rabbit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (g1DWB)

33 Link, Old Blue? That sounds adorable.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 02:31 PM (yRwC8)

34 These make great snacks.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 27, 2015 02:31 PM (KFdZd)

35 What does this have to do with my dinner?

Posted by: dogfish at February 27, 2015 02:31 PM (1vYi0)

36 Great vids, just the kind of blood pressure reducer we needed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2015 02:31 PM (A98Xu)

37 @20 Yona is such a gossip. ---------------------- Yeah, yeah, and next you'll try and convince me that he sings for slugs. Been there, done that, got the verdict.

Posted by: Rabscuttle at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (UWFpX)

38 Hedgehog girls also cute.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (rwI+c)

39 Owl cam:

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (KFdZd)

40 Thanks Duke.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (AxABj)

41 Tu quokka is an informal logical fallacy that intends to discredit the opponent's position by asserting the opponent's failure to act consistently in accordance with that position. You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at February 27, 2015 02:34 PM (yVY4R)

42 Russian Playwright.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2015 02:35 PM (ntuyY)

43

No need of a "world wide" web.  AOSHQ has it all.  All The Things in one place.  Detailed advice on fixing your pilot lights.  Firearms and ammo info.  Strange animals of australasia.  Chronicle of our republic's slow (now rapid) collapse.  Interminable explorations of the idiotic "elite" social media follies du jour.  Even recipes.  Ace, like Anthony Quinn playing Audah abu-Ta'i in "Lawrence of Arabia", you are a river to your people.

 

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 02:35 PM (afQnV)

44 Ukelele music is very risky in these situations.  If a quokka jumps up and rips one's throat out or severs one's achilles, it's like a republican bait and switch.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (dVmLD)

45 Things go better with Quokka Cola...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (bWFHa)

46 And like Audah abu-Ta'i, he remains poor.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (rwI+c)

47

Did you ever see a llama


Kiss a llama


On the llama

Llama's llama

Tastes of llama

Llama llama

Duck


 

Half a llama

Twice the llama

not a llama

Farmer

Llama

Llama in a car

Alarm a llama

Llama

Duck

 

http://tinyurl.com/7uj9n

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (zt+N6)

48 That spiny thing doesn't look cuddly. Cute, but not cuddly.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (2o6Wj)

49 Less than fifty comments in and we're already back on llamas. Duck.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (AxABj)

50 Weasels. Weasels everywhere. The Horde attempting to stay on topic: http://youtu.be/5iTTNRE-njM

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hiding from the elements at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (IrByp)

51 Quokkas!!!! Friendliest wild animal on the planet. Only found in very SW part of Australia. Touching or feeding one is a $300 fine. If I was in Australia, I would happily pay the fine.

Posted by: Greymarch at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (06wI0)

52 They dont look happy to me.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (iQIUe)

53

Toby, don't fall for his act.  The Turks pay him, monthly, 50 golden guineas.

 

Out of a great box.  That they keep in Aqaba.

 

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (afQnV)

54 Frankly, I rather talk about codpieces. Think they will make a comeback? I like those Henry VIII hats with the doohickey sewn under the brim. Damian Lewis cut quite a figure all decked out like Henry. I bet we could top him.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (iQIUe)

55 De llama llama ding dong!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (2KB+E)

56 Ace doesn't provide us entertainment for money. He does it because he *wishes* to do so.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (rwI+c)

57 46 And like Audah abu-Ta'i, he remains poor. Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 07:36 PM (rwI+c) Shhhh! He may still fall for the old, "The Turks have a great chest filled with gold... in Akaba" ruse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (bWFHa)

58 Duck. Duck. Llama!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (2KB+E)

59 Tobasco. Always Tobasco. They're marsupials, so they can always have a bottle on them. Well, technically, in them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (0HooB)

60 The Horde attempting to stay on topic:

http://youtu.be/5iTTNRE-njM


A scatterbrained idiot that can't stop chomping on wieners.  Sounds like the GOPe to me.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (4nR9/)

61 Happy animals? Camel toes do it for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (hcfn1)

62 In case you have not gotten enough of evil politicians this week, new season of House of Cards now up and running to marathon.

For your amusement: some hipster lib who boasts of living in Williamsburg got "assigned" to liveblog House of Cards straight through a binge watch. Precious child she is, she thinks that both Frank and Claire are perfect creatures worth ROOTING for. Spends a whole paragraph talking about the outfit she picked out for the binge watch. I swear this is not a parody.

Spoilers, I guess that's obvious, if you care. Where are the modern Whodehouses when you need them, to do satire of these inane people. (Other than Iowahawk I mean, of course.)

http://tinyurl.com/kpvdefx

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (yRwC8)

63 Don't stick one of those up your butt. No matter how cute they look. Seriously.
Richard Gere

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (go5uR)

64 I like Anthony Quinn as a actor. He's played some great roles.

Posted by: toby928(C) blurts at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (rwI+c)

65 A Quokka is just a Dire Rat with an extremely good publicist. Take one for a pet, go to sleep, wake up without eyes, and with chunks chewed out of your lips.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (qyomX)

66 Republicans, Qoukka Vadis?

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (4nR9/)

67 I'd love to buy the world a Quokka.

Posted by: Hillside Singers at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (W5DcG)

68 The happiest animals are Marie Harf's sweater puppies! So much fun to play with!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (oij5w)

69

Thanks, ace.  Good Scrabble word (quokka).  'cept I don't play Scrabble much these days.  But it would be nice if some of you palate-cleanser and defibrilator posts had calming things other than small cuddly animals.

 

Some of us find large, spectacular explosions calming and soothing.  There are videos like that on the net.  I've seen them.  Please include some of those to offset all the kittehs and cuddly stuff for us differently-sensibilitied types.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (afQnV)

70 Release my second quokka!

Posted by: Manbearpig at February 27, 2015 02:46 PM (DajPN)

71 Yeah! "Farm Film Report" FTW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (bWFHa)

72 * strokes grizzled chin * Quokkas ... Why did it have to be quokkas?

Posted by: Montana James at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (Q/1Jp)

73 You want cute, I'll give you cute. http://tinyurl.com/k8ms4fl

Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2015 02:48 PM (2o6Wj)

74 I'm gonna enjoy hanging out in my little pail until the bankers take it away from me.

Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 02:48 PM (u9OP6)

75 I'm gonna enjoy hanging out in my little pail until the bankers take it away from me. Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (u9OP6) Drat you to heck. *mops cherry Sprite off everything*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hiding from the elements at February 27, 2015 02:49 PM (IrByp)

76

54 Frankly, I rather talk about codpieces. Think they will make a comeback?

 

Codpieces?

Do those come in different sizes? ...Or is it one-size-fits-all.

 

I'll bet the size-small ones wouldn't sell, though.

I mean...who would buy a small one if you could buy the Jumbo size.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (XIzXB)

77 Harry Reid and a quokka walk into Thunderdome......My money is on the quokka. This is the same guy that got his ass kicked by an exercise band. Badly, it appears.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (AxABj)

78 74 I'm gonna enjoy hanging out in my little pail until the bankers take it away from me. Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (u9OP6) You misspelled "banksters".

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (sdi6R)

79 Moar happy animals...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=42JQYPioVo4

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (oij5w)

80

toby - ace does it "because it is his pleasure" to do so

 

Yes, Quinn has many great performances.  "Lawrence" of course is classic in part because of all the great performances by so many giants of the screen.      

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (afQnV)

81 Anybody here named Dimsdale Pirrahna? Feller named "Spiny Norman" would like to have a word with him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (bWFHa)

82 I wore a codpiece my entire career.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (DajPN)

83 badgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushROOMmushROOM!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (AVEe1)

84 Somewhat amusing: What if Google were a guy http://youtu.be/YuOBzWF0Aws

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (Q/1Jp)

85 So, Ace is now living like a Cocaine Cowboy?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (iQIUe)

86 OK, Horde! Party at Boulder Terlit Hobo's! He's got the shrooms! And it's Boulder. They got refer too.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (AxABj)

87 Who's up for a round of "Row, row, row your boat?" -- Zombie Leonard Nimoy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (bWFHa)

88 Quoka for Speaker of the House!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (cZOkr)

89 Although, it might be a little chilly in the terlit. Never made it above twenty degrees today. BYOB (Bring your own blanket)

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:56 PM (AxABj)

90 Cute. But there's a reason Moses and Abraham weren't marsupials. For the unenlightened/hapless/media-bathed, life begins at conception.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 27, 2015 02:56 PM (kMMqd)

91 That's a lot of rats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (DmNpO)

92 The Brits really should have tried breeding thylacines as pets.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (AVEe1)

93 What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (ZbCKc)

94 88 Quoka for Speaker of the House! Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2015 07:55 PM (cZOkr) Well, it wouldn't shit up the place any more than the current occupant...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (bWFHa)

95 What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas? quokki ?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (Bn6aD)

96 93 What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas? ------- A quark of quokkas?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (AxABj)

97 93 What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc) A quota of quokkas?

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (sdi6R)

98 What if Google were a guy http://youtu.be/YuOBzWF0Aws That turned out different than I expected. It's pretty hilarious.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (0NdlF)

99 >>> Some of us find large, spectacular explosions calming and soothing. There are videos like that on the net. I've seen them. Please include some of those to offset all the kittehs and cuddly stuff for us differently-sensibilitied types.

We can assemble a video inclusive space like the "LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM:SUV" house at Wesleyan! Acronyms we need to include in our name so far include:

A: Animals
E: Explosions
B: Boobs (assuming from facts in evidence on blog this is the case)

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (yRwC8)

100 Cicero - a "quorum" of quokkas - duh ......

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (afQnV)

101 What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas? And why do they call it a murder of crows?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (AxABj)

102 Quokkae.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (2o6Wj)

103 Anybody watching S3 of House of Cards? Any good?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (iQIUe)

104 Cicero - a "quorum" of quokkas - duh ...... *golf clap*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (ZbCKc)

105 I don't think my Aussie friend sees many quokkas, but she does have the occasional bandicoot wander into the backyard at night.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (fIv/H)

106 And why do they call it a murder of crows?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (AxABj)



Once you find out why, it's too late.

Posted by: The Crows at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (yRwC8)

107 A queer of quokkae.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (2o6Wj)

108 Ahaaa, Quokka, Quokka, Quokkaaaah~!

Posted by: Auzzie Bear at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (Q/1Jp)

109 If you give a quokka a cookie...

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (yRwC8)

110 The first one was "restricted from playback on certain sites". WTF?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 03:02 PM (AVEe1)

111

LizLem, I like that.  Yep, those of us who like huge explosions and such on videos need a "safe", inclusive space, just like the gluten-free left-handed quadra-sexuals.

 

Was in the Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas last weekend.  That stuff gave me a calm, warm feeling, for sure. 

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 03:02 PM (afQnV)

112 This whole thread is a quokka shit.

Posted by: I loathe silence sensuously at February 27, 2015 03:02 PM (3F6F8)

113 We have a pet cricket in the office building. Serenades us every afternoon. The first day I thought someone was running one of those soothing nature sound loops.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 03:02 PM (dkExz)

114 DO NOT Substitute a hedgehog for a gerbil.

Posted by: R Gere at February 27, 2015 03:02 PM (JdEZJ)

115 Dear Sir, I would like to order one Quoka. PS, send me another.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, does not know Quoka plural at February 27, 2015 03:03 PM (cZOkr)

116 109 If you give a quokka a cookie... Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 08:01 PM (yRwC Quid pro quokka.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:03 PM (2o6Wj)

117 So did Ace sneak off to watch more Columbo?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (iQIUe)

118 Hand Puppet Pronunciation guide says

http://tinyurl.com/k52a548

Posted by: DaveA[i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (DL2i+)

119 DO NOT Substitute a hedgehog for a gerbil. Lemmywinks?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (Bn6aD)

120 Cute or not cute? Let's hold a quokkus and we can agree to disagree.

Posted by: Hank at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (S1NkT)

121 So... uh... How does a quokka taste? Does anyone know? I'm asking for a... um... friend. And if the NSA asks, I was never here.

Posted by: Bo at February 27, 2015 03:05 PM (UWFpX)

122 Rhomboid, maybe this video is for you. Trigger warning: Will Ferrell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 03:06 PM (yRwC8)

123 What a quokka shit!

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 03:06 PM (2cS/G)

124 I guess jeb dumped a quokka of dung at CPAC.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 03:08 PM (sUEdY)

125 Sometimes I get the feeling Ace is a homosexual. The continued obsession with cute animals, the nonstop references to gay sex... Admit it, Ace, you're a homo.

Posted by: Gay Briel Malhereusement at February 27, 2015 03:09 PM (3F6F8)

126 What do you get when you cross a Quokka with a Shetland Pony?




A QuokkaShet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (KFdZd)

127 Quokka just better keep mouth shut.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2015 03:11 PM (MMC8r)

128 Isn't the quokka where the little man in the boat hides?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:11 PM (2o6Wj)

129 Ace is obviously not a homosexual. It takes a real secure man to obsess over cute animals & make constant references to butt stuff... I think we can all agree that Ace is not a homo.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 27, 2015 03:11 PM (Q819Q)

130 >>> Admit it, Ace, you're a homo.

So you're saying he's a Bear, not an Ewok? Both are cute but deadly creatures so tread lightly...

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (yRwC8)

131 Sometimes I get the feeling Ace is a homosexual. Do you get this feeling in your funny place?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

132 Funny thing with the DHS shut down looming. When you think of it the terrorists in this country who they have been protecting and need to be worried not the citizenry.

Posted by: Grigori Rasputin at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (XYKz+)

133 If I had a Quokka, I'd name her Betty.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (2cS/G)

134 Quokka gets cookies, I get alfalfa sprouts. Sigh.

Posted by: White House Bo at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (Dwehj)

135 >>>What is the proper term for a herd of quokkas? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc) a mob of quokka

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (OjnNr)

136 Weasels, all of them.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (MQEz6)

137 So you're saying he's a Bear, not an Ewok? Both are cute but deadly creatures so tread lightly... An Ewok is but a small man-bear.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (0NdlF)

138 Quokkaround takes me where I wanna go.....

Posted by: Olde Guye at February 27, 2015 03:15 PM (W5DcG)

139 >>>Who's up for a round of "Row, row, row your boat?" -- Zombie Leonard Nimoy I am. Payment first, please.

Posted by: Charon [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:15 PM (e+1S5)

140 I'm not sure if it'll fit up my ass, but I'm going to give it the ol' college try!

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 27, 2015 03:15 PM (mx5oN)

141 @132 Funny thing with the DHS shut down looming. -------------------- So does the shut down mean that the Border Patrol agents are being sent on vacation? It applies to all non-essential personnel, right? And since the Border Patrol agents aren't doing anything other than paperwork these days...

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 03:15 PM (UWFpX)

142 Jeremy Piven's Malibu Beach house is for rent. Maybe, Ace is checking it out. http://goo.gl/5X9Vug

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 03:16 PM (iQIUe)

143 So the National Academy of Sciences gave Neil Jackass Tyson a top award. Is every "scientific" organization in some kind of race to the bottom?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:17 PM (mx5oN)

144 143 So the National Academy of Sciences gave Neil Jackass Tyson a top award. Is every "scientific" organization in some kind of race to the bottom? Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN) Best Actor?

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 03:18 PM (MQEz6)

145 Spock is dead. Kirk is fat. Chekov is bald. and Sulu is gay.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

146 Quokka Waka Waka!

Posted by: Fozzie Bear at February 27, 2015 03:18 PM (yRwC8)

147 Ace a homo? He probably hates the cute animal pics but hey they are chick magnets no?

Posted by: Regular Guy formerly Rasputin at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (XYKz+)

148 145 Spock is dead. Kirk is fat. Chekov is bald. and Sulu is gay. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (MMC8r) Elvis is dead and I don't feel too good myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (mx5oN)

149 Do you get this feeling in your funny place? Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 Yes, Zap, it's called a brain and it's where humans feel and for those like me with a sense of humor, it's a funny place as well. If only you had one.

Posted by: Gay Briel Malhereusement at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (cIoI4)

150 @145 Chekov is bald. --------------------- He's also in charge of a group of psychic secret police. So I'd be *very* careful about what you're thinking...

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (UWFpX)

151 I am. Payment first, please. Posted by: Charon I am so going to Hell for laughing at this.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (AVEe1)

152 *clip* *clop*

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (MQEz6)

153 146 Quokka Waka Waka! Posted by: Fozzie Bear at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (yRwC Sounds like the soundtrack to a 70s porno movie.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (sdi6R)

154 Just got in from dinner with friends.  Husband:  "You have GOT to stop the political shit."

All I mentioned was the JEF honoring St. Tray Table for Black History Month.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (FsuaD)

155 Dumbshits. Ace is a woman. With an anal obsession.

Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:20 PM (lbgjb)

156 "... I think we can all agree that Ace is not a homo..." That still leaves open alot of other possibilities.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:21 PM (2o6Wj)

157 The Quokka will be calling our hotline later this evening to tell us where we can find the Chupacabra.

Posted by: George Snoory at February 27, 2015 03:21 PM (Dwehj)

158 Quokka quokka quokka quokka quokka quokka duck

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:21 PM (mx5oN)

159 So the National Academy of Sciences gave Neil Jackass Tyson a top award. They're all corrupted by the Democrats; all of them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 03:21 PM (AVEe1)

160 I also *may* have mentioned the first time Spock worshiping idiot BIL (who dressed as Spock at Christmas), mentions his grief over his idol dying, I'll say, "Yeah.  And I'm grieving over our country.  So thanks for voting for Obama."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:21 PM (FsuaD)

161 And since the Border Patrol agents aren't doing anything other than paperwork these days... Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (UWFpX) Yep bluff called we'll see how true Holder 'Americans are cowards' statement is .

Posted by: Regular Guy formerly Rasputin at February 27, 2015 03:22 PM (XYKz+)

162 So the National Academy of Sciences gave Neil Jackass Tyson a top award. They thought he was Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 03:22 PM (MMC8r)

163 154 All I mentioned was the JEF honoring St. Tray Table for Black History Month. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD) What? That's the first I've heard of it. Geez, this week has sucked on stilts.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:22 PM (sdi6R)

164 159 So the National Academy of Sciences gave Neil Jackass Tyson a top award. They're all corrupted by the Democrats; all of them. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (AVEe1) I'm afraid you're right, from the Nobel Prize Committee all the way down to the local middle school science fair judges panel.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:23 PM (mx5oN)

165 I love alcohol.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:23 PM (FsuaD)

166 Continuing on from the National Academy of Sciences's decision: this is why the Islamic State exists. People see that the "impartial" institutions are nothing of the sort. And they go and look for other institutions. The caliph sure sounds like he at least believes in his own mission; why not go with that?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 03:23 PM (AVEe1)

167 Quokka looks like mutant midget kangaroo. Kitties and hedgehogs >> Quokkas. I refuse to be taken in by an animal just because it's "new" to me. At least the lady's Australian(?) accent isn't annoying for once. (I hope aussie doesn't read this.) Yes, am in a crotchety mood.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 03:24 PM (shFKH)

168 The Slapweasels routed the Quokkas and Wallabies in The Great Canberra Fallout of 1907.  It was there that Slapweasel Industries got its foothold.  Since then, Slapweasel Industries has been on the forefront of bullshit production with its stable of captured bovines.

Rarely seen in public, Slapweasels can most often be caught getting right up in your kitchen late at night; tossing about the silverware and raping your oven-mitts.

Slapweasel Industries...
-Defecating behind your refrigerator since 1908.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:24 PM (16bOT)

169 All I mentioned was the JEF honoring St. Tray Table for Black History Month. Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:24 PM (mx5oN)

170 I love alcohol. Posted by: Jane D'oh I live in Boulder . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 03:24 PM (AVEe1)

171 165 I love alcohol. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD) How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:25 PM (mx5oN)

172 I also *may* have mentioned the first time Spock worshiping idiot BIL (who dressed as Spock at Christmas), mentions his grief over his idol dying, I'll say, "Yeah. And I'm grieving over our country. So thanks for voting for Obama." Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD) I still can't believe you know some one who dressed up as Spock for Christmas, much less that's he's related to you (even if by marriage). Woah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 03:25 PM (shFKH)

173 Yes, am in a crotchety mood.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)



Join the club.  Wanna toast each other?  *reaches for glass*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)

174 Posted by: Charon at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (e+1S5) - lol ... very clever.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 03:26 PM (OjnNr)

175 I love you too, Jane.

Posted by: Alcohol at February 27, 2015 03:27 PM (rwI+c)

176 A Kaley of quokkas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at February 27, 2015 03:28 PM (0HooB)

177 Quisp/Quake '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:28 PM (CMkNk)

178 I looked at the dress link in the sidebar. It looked blue and gold to me.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:28 PM (sdi6R)

179 That's not a quokka. THIS is a quokka!

Posted by: Alligator McGee at February 27, 2015 03:28 PM (W5DcG)

180 Yes, am in a crotchety mood. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH) I'd like a hat and muffler please.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:28 PM (mx5oN)

181
I still can't believe you know some one who dressed up as Spock for Christmas, much less that's he's related to you (even if by marriage). Woah.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:25 PM (shFKH)



My friends tell me I should write a book some day.  Yes, he's the most unattractive nerd in the world, but very rich.  And my extremely unattractive SIL "Life Coach" married him....because....money.



So he's living in hell, married to the Hell Bitch, and he dressed up at Christmas in his cute lil' Spock costume.  He's probably suicidal today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

182 173 Yes, am in a crotchety mood. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH) Join the club. Wanna toast each other? *reaches for glass* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:26 PM (FsuaD) Go on...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:29 PM (mx5oN)

183 *Raises bottle of water to Jane*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 03:29 PM (shFKH)

184 *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:30 PM (FsuaD)

185 Funny Facebook thing http://is.gd/YU7wrn

Posted by: Alcohol at February 27, 2015 03:31 PM (rwI+c)

186 >>>165 I love alcohol. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)<<< cheers. this drink is on me ... pours drinks for the Horde. Coffee for me tonight though.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 03:31 PM (OjnNr)

187 Ref: all of the above.... Have any of you lot heard of the 10 commandments? Love yor mom? Respect your dad? Is he your Biol, dad? Is he yourotherwise nonsexual dad, b/c the Lord will provide. HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 27, 2015 03:31 PM (kMMqd)

188 Jane, I know how you feel. I've had to say 'I'm done' with some relatives. I didn't pick'em.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 03:32 PM (WNERA)

189 I looked at the dress link in the sidebar. It looked blue and gold to me.

It's orange and purple. Anyone can see that.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo, Resident Contrarian at February 27, 2015 03:32 PM (Dwehj)

190 >> What is the proper term for a herd group of quokkas?

A barrel?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

191 190 >> What is the proper term for a herd group of quokkas? A barrel? Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:32 PM (LWu6U) A quorum?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:33 PM (mx5oN)

192 I just heard on the radio news that the White House issued a statement calling for a transparent and impartial investigation of the murder of the Russian politician. So that's taken care of. Another crisis defused. Time to hit the links!

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:33 PM (sdi6R)

193 Spock lived long and prospered.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:33 PM (2o6Wj)

194 >>165 I love alcohol.

Me too.
More importantly, alcohol loves me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

195 Oh look...happy people. Trying to talk myself out of buying another Spanish 9mm on C&R. You fcukers talking politics all the time ain't helping me in my quest to say "NO".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 03:34 PM (EMzaA)

196 I'd like a hat and muffler please. Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (mx5oN) I would have thought you would have asked for a sammich.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:34 PM (V+kmg)

197 More importantly, alcohol loves me. Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (LWu6U) *ahem*

Posted by: Your Liver [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:35 PM (V+kmg)

198 Trying to talk myself out of buying another Spanish 9mm on C&R. Go 9mmMak..

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:35 PM (rwI+c)

199 My dear husband is living in a fool's paradise.  Chooses not to listen to the news, and listens to NPR now.

He's reverting back to how he was raised.

Jeebus.  Our marriage won't survive this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:35 PM (FsuaD)

200 The nephew showed me the sidebar pic. It's clearly black and blue.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 03:36 PM (shFKH)

201 It's hard to crochet a sammich.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 03:36 PM (W5DcG)

202 I thought Quokka was the name of Peruvia's parliament?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2015 03:36 PM (oFCZn)

203 ace need to have pixy route his twitter feed into the comments.

I feel like a child of divorced parents lately with a photo of dad at the kitchen table, and the occasional goofy post about animals.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 03:37 PM (LWu6U)

204 Jeebus. Our marriage won't survive this shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD) I always wondered what a Moron intervention would look like. We may soon find out...

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:37 PM (V+kmg)

205 Jeebus. Our marriage won't survive this shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD) Might be time to give up Mark Levin and AoSHQ.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 03:37 PM (WNERA)

206 I always wondered what a Moron intervention would look like. I imagine it ends up looking like the aftermath of a Russian dinner party.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:38 PM (rwI+c)

207 you can have too many guns. You cannot have too much ammunition. Skip the gun. Buy the bullets.

Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:38 PM (lbgjb)

208 204 Jeebus. Our marriage won't survive this shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD) I always wondered what a Moron intervention would look like. We may soon find out... Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:37 PM (V+kmg) Mr. Doh, your NPR addiction has affected us negatively in the following ways...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:38 PM (mx5oN)

209 I love alcohol too Jane.

Posted by: CongressCritter with freakishly orange jib at February 27, 2015 03:38 PM (Moh0M)

210 It's clearly black and blue.

Well, theoretically, somewhere in the space-time continuum, that is infinitesimally possible.

Posted by: Zombie Spock at February 27, 2015 03:39 PM (Dwehj)

211 Mr. Doh, your NPR addiction has affected us negatively in the following ways... Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN) You don't think it would be more like a Festivus Airing of the Grievances?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:39 PM (V+kmg)

212 Tonight, I'm just listening to a shit ton of tunes from the period 1971-77. Going back to another place and time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:39 PM (CMkNk)

213 I don't listen to Mark Levin.  And you'll have to pry my cold, dead fingers from my keyboard to keep me from AoSHQ.

Seriously, I love my husband, but he just doesn't want to know anything anymore.

He told me tonight he's happier not knowing what's going on.

Our son and I will have to protect his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:40 PM (FsuaD)

214 I imagine it ends up looking like the aftermath of a Russian dinner party.

Hands up, don't shoot bro.

Posted by: The Putin Opposition at February 27, 2015 03:40 PM (Dwehj)

215 211 Mr. Doh, your NPR addiction has affected us negatively in the following ways... Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN) You don't think it would be more like a Festivus Airing of the Grievances? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM (V+kmg) Got to ease into it with the uninitiated.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:40 PM (mx5oN)

216 Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:33 PM (sdi6R) - #hahaha

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 03:40 PM (OjnNr)

217 "Go 9mmMak.." At this point, I am looking at things that shoot ubiquitous calibers. The kind of rounds that one might find relatively easily.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 03:41 PM (EMzaA)

218 VIA. Get a reloading setup first unless you already have one is my .02 cents.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 03:42 PM (dkExz)

219 This black and blue dress thing is interesting to me.

I see blue because, well, it is blue. if you see white and gold, i really gotta wonder how.

But it's interesting because some people's brains have convinced them that it is white and gold. In other words, their brain it looking at pretty much the simplest piece of information -- two colors -- and telling them that what they see is not real. This is self-deception in it's most elemental form. Their brain is basically saying "who are you going to beleive, me or your lying eyes?"

Now that is interesting to me, since this photo is a big deal on the lefty social media sites. The same sites that are immersed in self deception.

None are so blind as those who can not see.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 03:42 PM (LWu6U)

220 *re-thinks chocolate martini for dessert*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:43 PM (FsuaD)

221 some people's brains have convinced them that it is white and gold.

We think you need to reverse that.

Posted by: The Putin Opposition at February 27, 2015 03:43 PM (Dwehj)

222 "Get a reloading setup first unless you already have one is my .02 cents." Funny that you should mention that. And me with a birthday just on the horizon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (EMzaA)

223 It's a dress. Who gives a fcuk.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (mx5oN)

224 C'mon Jane.  You can play coy, but you know you want me.

Posted by: Chocolate Martini at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (KFdZd)

225 Christopher Moltisanti's intervention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (LWu6U)

226 Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (LWu6U) - this call for some mood music http://tinyurl.com/qauoexz

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (OjnNr)

227 @219 But it's interesting because some people's brains have convinced them that it is white and gold. In other words, their brain it looking at pretty much the simplest piece of information -- two colors -- and telling them that what they see is not real. This is self-deception in it's most elemental form. Their brain is basically saying "who are you going to beleive, me or your lying eyes?" ---------------------- It has to do with a combination of things, including how your eyes interpret color in a picture (which is an attempt to simulate reality). I saw an image of the dress earlier today that had it hanging on the other side of a paned window. When seen through the upper panes, the dress looked white and gold. But when seen through the lower panes, the dress looked blue and gold.

Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 03:44 PM (UWFpX)

228 Jane, have I mentioned lately that I give oral until you scream stop? just saying, for future reference...

Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:45 PM (lbgjb)

229 224 C'mon Jane. You can play coy, but you know you want me.

Posted by: Chocolate Martini at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (KFdZd)



I had you, you bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:45 PM (FsuaD)

230 What the hell do the quokka have to be so happy about? Are the female quokka extra slutty or something?

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 03:46 PM (B7PYR)

231 Tonight, I'm just listening to a shit ton of tunes from the period 1971-77.

Going back to another place and time.

 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM

 

 

A groovier place. A funkier time.

Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 03:46 PM (tBSrv)

232 I had you, you bastard. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD) ::: raised eyebrow ::: ::: shifty eyes :::: BRB. Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 03:47 PM (V+kmg)

233 Mrs. D'Oh. I don't blame your husband. I find myself becoming less interested in politics because it all seems so hopeless so much of the time. Republicans have the House and Senate, but the "leaders" are doing their best to lose as hard as they can, it seems. And just when it seems they can't go any lower, this administration keeps plumbing the depths of ridiculousness, fecklessness, immorality, and general suckitude. Your marriage is more important than politics, anyway. Like you said, you and D'Oh boy have him covered.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 03:47 PM (shFKH)

234 Clearly a gold dress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGLd3zw3EfY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 03:47 PM (W5DcG)

235 Also not a quokka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9GMSDVFCA8

Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2015 03:47 PM (es6xZ)

236 The dress is clearly white and gold in the first picture, blue and black in the store picture. Not even questionable when I look at it. No amount of staring changes it in the slightest.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:47 PM (rwI+c)

237 I can't imagine how anyone could see anything but white and gold? Seriously. It's fucking with my head.

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 03:48 PM (B7PYR)

238 231 A groovier place. A funkier time. Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 08:46 PM (tBSrv) Just jumped a bit to Moon Martin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:48 PM (CMkNk)

239 Jane - get friendly with your doctor. Once you reach a certain age and state of health, Oxy can be a much better friend than alcohol.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 03:49 PM (2o6Wj)

240 "What the hell do the quokka have to be so happy about? " 1. Obama is not their President 2. Bonner is not their speaker 3.They have never met Harry Reid 4. The males can lick "Down there". What's not to be happy about

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 03:49 PM (EMzaA)

241 I wanted to see some unicorns

Posted by: stace at February 27, 2015 03:49 PM (ImzkZ)

242 IDK, still think beaver shots > quokkas ... perhaps it's the North American in me.

Posted by: Joe at February 27, 2015 03:50 PM (jXxBp)

243 Jane, your dinner convo reminds me of the newest season of Downton Abbey. guest starts bickering with the host and one of the other guests makes a remark like "Well I guess that's what they call lively conversation!" Or something like that. That is your convo in a nutshell.

But I feel you. You are a better conservative than I, I just swallow my tongue in those situation and try to keep the peace. One day I will just snap and blurt out what I think, hah. I'm sure they'll be so shocked they won't know what to do!

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 03:50 PM (yRwC8)

244 Your marriage is more important than politics, anyway. Like you said, you and D'Oh boy have him covered.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (shFKH)



You're right.  However, being totally uninformed when the country is going down the toilet is terrifying.  And his family consisting of a bunch of happy-go-lucky libs doesn't help.



But like you said, our marriage is more important.



When the shit gets real, my son and I will take care of his willfully ignorant ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:50 PM (FsuaD)

245 I think the dress thing is some kind of joke on us.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:50 PM (rwI+c)

246 >>But it's interesting because some people's brains have convinced them that it is white and gold. In other words, their brain it looking at pretty much the simplest piece of information -- two colors -- and telling them that what they see is not real. This is self-deception in it's most elemental form. Their brain is basically saying "who are you going to beleive, me or your lying eyes?" But how come there are only two options, blue and black or white and gold? Are all the white and gold brains in some sort of mind meld?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB)

247 >>I wanted to see some unicorns Shoot me your cell number. I have some pics for you.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 27, 2015 03:51 PM (B7PYR)

248 243 Jane, your dinner convo reminds me of the newest season of Downton Abbey. guest starts bickering with the host and one of the other guests makes a remark like "Well I guess that's what they call lively conversation!" Or something like that. That is your convo in a nutshell.


Actually, dinner convo was fine.  Our friends are like-minded.  Had to look around and make sure no one could hear us.  Which is weird.  Can't wait for the snowbirds to go back up north this summer.  The liberal vibe goes way down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:53 PM (FsuaD)

249 So I got an e-mail from Amazon with a link to Bob Dylan collectibles. There is some neat stuff there. For example, an autographed set list from one of his concerts for $5163.00. That's got to be a rarity. A bit out of my price range, though, but very cool. 1. How in the hell do you get ahold of a handwritten set list from a Dylan show? 2. How in the hell do you get him to autograph it?

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:53 PM (sdi6R)

250 Jane D'Oh. My wife is a professor at a major northeast university. 'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:54 PM (CMkNk)

251 Why does a male (insert animal type here) lick his balls?

Because he can.



Trust me.

If humans could . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2015 03:55 PM (zRby/)

252 I can understand not listening to news. Harder to understand tuning to propaganda as an alternative instead of just choosing music, or old time radio serial shows or something like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 03:55 PM (dkExz)

253 1. How in the hell do you get ahold of a handwritten set list from a Dylan show?

2. How in the hell do you get him to autograph it?

 

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:53 PM

 

 

1. Roadie.

 

2. Roadie.

Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 03:55 PM (tBSrv)

254 My girlfriend at dinner said she met, and got an autograph from, Leonard Nimoy when she was 12. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:56 PM (FsuaD)

255 246 But how come there are only two options, blue and black or white and gold? Are all the white and gold brains in some sort of mind meld? Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 08:51 PM (g1DWB) I said earlier that it looked blue and gold to me.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 03:56 PM (sdi6R)

256 In memory of Spock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss6vUraHFIw

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:56 PM (CMkNk)

257 I have a 4 track reel/reel copy of Nashville Skyline sitting on my shelf. Sadly, I don't have a 4 track setup to listen to it on.

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 03:57 PM (B7PYR)

258 Jane D'Oh.

My wife is a professor at a major northeast university.

'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)




It's not Northeastern is it??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 03:57 PM (FsuaD)

259 258 It's not Northeastern is it?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD) Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 03:59 PM (CMkNk)

260 Jane D'Oh.

My wife is a professor at a major northeast university.

'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)



Husband's cousin is a prof at Northeastern.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:00 PM (FsuaD)

261 >>I said earlier that it looked blue and gold to m Ah. Didn't see that. I've only seen it one time and it looked white and gold to me. No matter how long I looked at it I never saw blue or black.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 04:01 PM (g1DWB)

262 Does that dress even exist in the real world? I've seen some images with it looking dark blue and black and others where it looks blue/lavendar and brown and possibly one cream and gold. Whatever.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 04:01 PM (dkExz)

263 Manhattan hmmmm, I have some beads wanna trade?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 04:02 PM (WNERA)

264
  Not understanding the preoccupation with so many different weapons.

  Our arsenal consists of a Garand, an M14, a 1911A1  an Ithaca 12ga, a Colt woodsman and a few black powder pieces.

   Just keeping sufficient food for these is a major pain.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2015 04:04 PM (jeCnD)

265 262 Does that dress even exist in the real world? I've seen some images with it looking dark blue and black and others where it looks blue/lavendar and brown and possibly one cream and gold. Whatever. Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 09:01 PM (dkExz) It's a postmodern dress. All of our perceptions are equally valid.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 04:04 PM (sdi6R)

266 Watching the owl cam.  Momma just brought a rat back to the babies.  They're getting huge and are ravenous.

The kids love them some fresh rat meat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:04 PM (FsuaD)

267 263 Manhattan hmmmm, I have some beads wanna trade? Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 09:02 PM (WNERA) Heap big anal beads? Eww.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:04 PM (CMkNk)

268 >>Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan. Is it Northeastern?

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 04:04 PM (B7PYR)

269 268 >>Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan. Is it Northeastern? Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (B7PYR) That would be one idiotic commute. No.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:05 PM (CMkNk)

270 JJ- Do you have a to be finished later screenplay running thru your head? I would think the dialouge would be epic.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 04:05 PM (sUEdY)

271 >>> Actually, dinner convo was fine. Our friends are like-minded. Had to look around and make sure no one could hear us. Which is weird. Can't wait for the snowbirds to go back up north this summer. The liberal vibe goes way down.

Good. It's tough when family wants to remain LIV, but it can also be hard then they THINK they are being informed, because they watch NBC Nightly News! Or they watch the Daily Show! I am dealing with that now, ugh. I try to educate them when possible, but for the most part just stick to the nonpolitical interests we have, and let the politics slide. It is tough to be Cassandra all the time.


Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:05 PM (yRwC8)

272 269 268 >>Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan. Is it Northeastern? Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (B7PYR) That would be one idiotic commute. No. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (CMkNk) Bowling Green?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:06 PM (mx5oN)

273 270 JJ- Do you have a to be finished later screenplay running thru your head? I would think the dialouge would be epic. Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (sUEdY) Just finished a polish with the writing partner last week and it's off to a major player. Aside from that, I'm channeling Paddy Chayefsky's rage on an almost constant basis these days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

274 272 Bowling Green? Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN) The subway stop or the university?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

275 I'm watching a cheesy and often annoying but entertaining show on BBC called the Paradise. (Surprisingly cheesy for BBC, with a horribly miscast leading lady - pretty and blonde but extremely blah and colorless and capable of only 2.5 to 3 expressions. The supporting cast is much better than this chick. Also, the leading man should be taller than the leading lady he's romantically involved with, people. Anyway.) It's set, probably in the late 1800s or early 1900s (no electricity), but of they decided to shoehorn all their lefty propaganda into the second season after a perfectly OK first season. So we've had a lesbian French chick women's libber. And now we have a very black dude photographer who, when he walked into the store, all the female shopgirls are swooning over him, saying how hot he is. (And in my corner of deepest darkest Africa, we would be like, um, that dude is really not good looking. But we're supposed to believe that he, like Lupita Nyango, is ethereally gorgeous. No.) In the late 18th/early 19th century. Right. And there's going to be a hot jungle fever relationship. With no one raising any eyebrows, I assume. I mean, I agree with the lesbian chick that women should not have to give up their careers when they get married, even if they don't have or can never have children (like the middle aged head of the ladies department who got married recently). And I myself have been a participant in interracial relationships with actual white men. But is it too much to ask for people to be historically accurate? The way things were is how they were and we can't change the past. Isn't it enough to be grateful that things are better for women and non-whites now?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:08 PM (shFKH)

276 Aside from that, I'm channeling Paddy Chayefsky's rage on an almost constant basis these days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)



I can't imagine why.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD)

277 Woah. That was a mini Ace movie review.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:09 PM (shFKH)

278 Couldn't help myself. Although I am jealous of your access to great food. I would kill for so many things you could get at any time. Like a Knish and a Dr Brown's. Or a black and white cookie. Or Sushi at Yama.

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 04:09 PM (B7PYR)

279 Man does not live on bread alone, but owls can live on rat alone?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 04:09 PM (2o6Wj)

280 274 272 Bowling Green? Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN) The subway stop or the university? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk) Didn't know it was a subway stop, which totally ruined the joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:09 PM (mx5oN)

281 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (shFKH)


Is that the show about the department store?  I think I've watched that a couple of times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:09 PM (FsuaD)

282 I guess Putin figured it was safe to kack his nemesis today because no one in the world is paying attention to anything but #thedress. FFS.

Posted by: Gem at February 27, 2015 04:12 PM (c+gwp)

283 Momma owl just delivered a rat, fed the ravenous kids, and now she's off to hunt again.

Dad seems to have become uninterested and left the owlet care and feeding to mom.

Probably belongs to an owl gang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:12 PM (FsuaD)

284 ...shoehorn all their lefty propaganda into... Shoehorn is a good word for what they do.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:12 PM (hbvPW)

285 Probably belongs to an owl gang. Who?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:13 PM (mx5oN)

286 276 I can't imagine why. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

287 The Left has so much to say. Or, rather, the Left has so much in which with to hit you over the head. And it's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:13 PM (hbvPW)

288 Yeah, Jane. It's really cheesy but the story line is interesting enough and so far, it's pretty nice and clean. So far. I just can't stand the main chick and the guy kind of annoys me sometimes, but the girl is just - really. Although I find the former shop owner/current manager's old love interest's husband to be weirdly attractive.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:13 PM (shFKH)

289 Who? Who?

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:14 PM (hbvPW)

290 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (shFKH)

I have that issue with Miss Fisher on Netflix. So anachronistic and leftist and period innacurate that it makes Downton Abbey look like a documentary! But I am a sucker for art deco, sigh. I was contemplating Paradise, good to know in advance some of the possible pitfalls.

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:14 PM (yRwC8)

291
Although I find the former shop owner/current manager's old love interest's husband to be weirdly attractive.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (shFKH)



Hmmm.  Must check out again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

292 You know what I think it is, chique? It's proselytizing. Leftist belong to a fervent religious order and they must spread the word and convert.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:15 PM (hbvPW)

293 259 Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:59 PM (CMkNk) SUNY Stony Brook?

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 04:15 PM (sdi6R)

294 Good thing I'm a man, 'cause I hate chick flicks. Never fit in when the topic came around to movies and shows.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 04:16 PM (WNERA)

295 >>Is that the show about the department store? 'The Big Store' - great Marx Bros flick.

Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 04:16 PM (B7PYR)

296 283 Momma owl just delivered a rat, fed the ravenous kids, and now she's off to hunt again. Dad seems to have become uninterested and left the owlet care and feeding to mom. Probably belongs to an owl gang. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD) I guess he stopped giving a hoot.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:16 PM (mx5oN)

297 Who? Who? Hoo.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:17 PM (hbvPW)

298 Baby owlets.  So cute.  (Hoping the larger of the two doesn't toss the smaller one off the nest, as the little bastards are wont to do.)

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:17 PM (FsuaD)

299 293 SUNY Stony Brook? Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 09:15 PM (sdi6R) No. And I'm not entertaining any more guesses. I don't feel like getting my nets neutralized.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (CMkNk)

300 283 He is flying CAP.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (WNERA)

301 The Left has so much to say. Or, rather, the Left has so much in which with to hit you over the head. Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (hbvPW) Yes, that's what it feels like. Being hit over the head or having stuff shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to subtlety? There are also a couple of other period piece shows that also do that - some poorly acted Canadian mystery show and Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (an Aussie show, I believe). But at least Miss Fisher's Mysteries is fun.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (shFKH)

302 It takes three licks before I start to lose interest.

Posted by: Tootsie Pop Owl at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (B7PYR)

303 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM Does it start with "F"?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (mx5oN)

304 But is it too much to ask for people to be historically accurate? The way things were is how they were and we can't change the past. Isn't it enough to be grateful that things are better for women and non-whites now? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (shFKH) The BBC has gone totally P.C. for decades. They even have lesbian bestiality on Doctor Who and all the Victorians (except the evil bad-guys) are totes cool with that. They need to convince people perversity is normal, that Britain was evil (and thus it's totes cool to "fundamentally remake it"), and that slavery to the welfare state is freedom. Why, to cover up their own penchant for perversions like necro-pedophilia.

Posted by: The Politically Incorrect Hat at February 27, 2015 04:18 PM (0Ew3K)

305 JJ- May your efforts be well rewarded.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 04:19 PM (sUEdY)

306 LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:14 PM (yRwC Great minds! Soothie, yeah, it's proselytizing. I used to think only cheesy, poorly made Christian movies did that. (Note: I am a fervent Christian, but so many Christian movies suck.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:20 PM (shFKH)

307 (Hoping the larger of the two doesn't toss the smaller one off the nest, as the little bastards are wont to do.) There can only be one!

Posted by: Larger Owlet at February 27, 2015 04:20 PM (0NdlF)

308 >>> Yes, that's what it feels like. Being hit over the head or having stuff shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to subtlety?


It's like the anvils in the old Looney Toon cartoons. Anvilicious!

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:21 PM (yRwC8)

309 Posted by: The Politically Incorrect Hat at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (0Ew3K) The sad thing is that the first season of the show was mostly if not entirely free of lefty propaganda.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:22 PM (shFKH)

310 She got bored with daddy owl, made a false claim of domestic viowlence, and got a restraining order.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (mx5oN)

311 tell me more about this lesbian pedophilia...

Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (lbgjb)

312 Well, Christianity is not only a legit religion, but in my view, It the Only Way, if you know what I mean. Leftism is a religion like Islam is an ideology. Leftism is rooted in hate, as well. It might as well be Satanic.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (hbvPW)

313 "God's Not Dead" was okay as a Christian movie. The Muslima family felt tacked-on though.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (xnsN9)

314 What the hell is lesbian bestiality?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 04:24 PM (mx5oN)

315 297 Who? Who? Hoo. The Who.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 04:25 PM (2o6Wj)

316 I very much enjoy watching The Savvy Traveler on PBS.  Except occasionally, he just can't help himself.  Bragging about whatever country's "progressive, tolerance." 

My head explodes. 

And Rick Steves is worse.  Visiting whatever country the muzzies once controlled, he ALWAYS talks about how "tolerant" the muzztards were of other religions.  And the evil Christians came in and ruined paradise.

*rage twitchy*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

317 What the hell is lesbian bestiality?

Involves about 20 cats, I believe.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 04:26 PM (xq1UY)

318 Boulder terlet hobo, yeah, I heard God's Not Dead was good. My small group at church wanted to watch it at the theater for our small group celebration (we are mandated to have a fun celebration at the end of each semester), but I think it was no longer in the theaters around here. I hope I get round to watching it at some point.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:26 PM (shFKH)

319 Okay, kids. Off to schluffie land. Keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 04:26 PM (CMkNk)

320 I liked God's Not Dead because it wasn't afraid to go there. I also liked Left Behind with Nick Cage, even though they pretty much omitted Christ.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:26 PM (hbvPW)

321 Actually "This Is The End" sort-of worked as a Christian movie, despite it being written by Jews. Or maybe *because* it was written by Jews... the authors recognised the Revelation as belonging to Enochian / Qumranian apocalyptic.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:27 PM (xnsN9)

322 I'm not dead, I just don't care.

Posted by: God at February 27, 2015 04:27 PM (mx5oN)

323 "God's Not Dead" was okay as a Christian movie. The Muslima family felt tacked-on though. Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:23 PM (xnsN9)

I saw that! Enjoyed it for the most part, taking into account it is an indie film in the most accurate sense of the word. I had professors like that, I related a little too well. But the ending...some of the lines in the ending were eye rolling. But it's getting a sequel, so maybe it will fix my probs with it. And Sorbo is excited to do it, it sounds like!

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:27 PM (yRwC8)

324 >>What the hell is lesbian bestiality? It usually, although by no means exclusively, involves peanut butter.

Posted by: HornyFemaleDolphin at February 27, 2015 04:28 PM (B7PYR)

325 I don't wanna spoil it but... how is Sorbo gonna be in a sequel??

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:28 PM (hbvPW)

326 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2015 04:29 PM (4gN5w)

327 >>314 What the hell is lesbian bestiality? It's how you end up with a nest full of pellets that smell like salmon instead if rodent.

Posted by: The Owl at February 27, 2015 04:30 PM (B7PYR)

328 everyone remembers George Burns and John Denver in Oh God, ya? That movie was devoid of any point or message -- but not as bad and revolting as Evan Almighty with that Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 04:31 PM (hbvPW)

329 Soothie, there is no way to explain it without completely spoiling the first one. I am trying over here and am utterly failing, lol. But it's about the continuation of an emotional and spiritual journey, wherever that takes place? Ok that's not helpful either.

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:31 PM (yRwC8)

330 For a movie that took some shots at militant New Atheists: "The Black Death". Not sure it could be played at a church but DeGrasse Tyson needs to take it to heart.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:31 PM (xnsN9)

331 I hated "This is The End" when I first watched it. The whole rogenesque thing put me off. Second time around I liked it. It is funny, despite the sometimes flat juvenile jokes.

Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 04:31 PM (tBSrv)

332 Hofstra?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 04:32 PM (2o6Wj)

333 He's also in charge of a group of psychic secret police. So I'd be *very* careful about what you're thinking... The Corps is Mother. The Corps Is Father.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 04:33 PM (brIR5)

334 I dare you assholes to look at these and not find them cute. 

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

For shits and giggles, let's name them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:33 PM (FsuaD)

335 Still holding out for the "Silver Chair" movie. Not sure it'll ever happen

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:33 PM (xnsN9)

336 So is it just me, or does the oohing and aahing over Lupita Nyongo seem manufactured? I have no idea how good she was in whatever movie she was in (12 Years a Slave?) but the constant exclamations about how beautiful she is, and the latest one about how just absolutely perfect she was in her Oscar red carpet dress. I think it looked weird on her because she has kind of manly arms and shoulders with zero boobs. It's like how they told us that the Sudanese model Alek Wek (sp?) was so so gorgeous. We have many pretty girls in the different parts of Africa, but no. I feel it's guilty, uncomfortable white liberals not knowing how to even gauge the attractiveness of this unusual black lady creature and just proclaiming her oh so lovely to feel comfortable with themselves. I do like Lupita's skin tone though. Love dark skin.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:33 PM (shFKH)

337 And Rick Steves is worse. Visiting whatever country the muzzies once controlled, he ALWAYS talks about how "tolerant" the muzztards were of other religions. And the evil Christians came in and ruined paradise.

*rage twitchy*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)


He's an odd duck. In one of the Switzerland eps he waxes poetic about how progressive and sophisticated their drug laws are. I guess you can get needles dispensed to you on the street the same way they dispense tampons in the ladies room? Because I am sure that the little old ladies who donate to PBS and want to travel really care about hear about that.

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:34 PM (yRwC8)

338 I think I got some exciting Entertainment! news today. I just plain don't go to movie-houses, many reasons as often belabored here. The nearest exhibitor of any sort, just over walking distance, is an old neighborhood theater that, years ago, used to run second-round and odd movies, anything that wasn't X or near it, under the auspices of a church. It was great. That's where I first saw "Runaway Train." Life was good.

That didn't work out for them (lack of non-NC17's, I reckoned), and the movie house reverted to a place to hold outreach services. OK, that was over. Too bad.

According to their flyer in the mailbox, they're going back to it. And in two weeks, will feature "American Sniper." Looks like I'm going to the movies.

Posted by: [/i][/b]Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 04:34 PM (xq1UY)

339 Big, plump owlet (who would gladly kick his nestling off the nest):  Jeb

Little owlet:  (who is tougher than he looks):  Scott

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:35 PM (FsuaD)

340 Those quokka things look like me after my facial feminization surgery. I am a transgendered lesbian. Maybe I should sue the surgeon for making me into a transgendered quokka? I'm serious here.

Posted by: LGBTQuokka at February 27, 2015 04:35 PM (3F6F8)

341 let's name them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (FsuaD) The guy on camera now is Horace.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:36 PM (shFKH)

342 Nyongo is cute but Campbell was beautiful (before the decades-long nasal blizzard)

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:36 PM (xnsN9)

343 Rick Steves was totes on board with paying higher taxes.

I wonder when was the last time that lispy douche flew coach?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:37 PM (FsuaD)

344 The guy on camera now is Horace.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:36 PM (shFKH)



Heh.  Horace the peeping tom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:37 PM (FsuaD)

345 What the hell is lesbian bestiality? Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:24 PM (mx5oN) From the Nu-Who http://tinyurl.com/kepogor

Posted by: Hats and Relative Dimensions in Space at February 27, 2015 04:40 PM (0Ew3K)

346 I dare you assholes to look at these and not find them cute. If you scroll down the page to the 2/25 blogpost, the image of the baby bird looks horrifyingly ugly. "Egads, why do I have a face?!" For shits and giggles, let's name them. Owlet #1 and Kicked-Off-the-Nest

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 04:40 PM (0NdlF)

347 Or a black and white cookie. If you're in the Southeast, the Publix bakery (usually) has black and whites. Not quite the same as a real NY one, but not bad.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 04:41 PM (brIR5)

348 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (shFKH)

No it's not just you Chique. Overall I like her but she's a bit overhyped. She dressed amazingly well last year, in Oscar mode, but she's slipped this year. People either pretend that's not the case or are truly blind. And they act like she is some sort of relatable Sistah from the hood. Gurl please, she is from an uber rich African family that could afford to buy her an acting career via nepotism. I haven't seen 12 years so I can't judge her acting though, but I think she is a decent actress. Not saying she didn't deserve her Oscar. But until I can see her in more stuff and until she ups her dress sense again, I am giving the people who coo over her endlessly side eye.

Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 04:41 PM (yRwC8)

349 White Quokkas are racist........

Posted by: Congressional Black Quokkas at February 27, 2015 04:42 PM (RNCrv)

350 Nice rate...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 04:43 PM (rtx5c)

351
If you're in the Southeast, the Publix bakery (usually) has black and whites. Not quite the same as a real NY one, but not bad.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 09:41 PM (brIR5)



There's a Southern writer whose name escapes me, who lives in NYC.



He wrote that in his NYC apartment building, there was a coffee shop advertising, "Straight from the antebellum south, Krispy Kremes!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:43 PM (FsuaD)

352 Rick Steves is a whiney, progressive shitheel. What a smug little prick. I watch him once in a while hoping to see the little commie get mugged somewhere in one of his European shitholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 04:44 PM (ucDmr)

353 Before I change my sock, does anybody need a ride? I'm helpful like that.

Posted by: Charon [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 04:44 PM (e+1S5)

354 Why, these Skittles are black and blue.

Posted by: Zombie Traytable at February 27, 2015 04:45 PM (Dwehj)

355 So, you've heard of an owl pellet right?  The pellet made of bones, fur, etc.  Yeah, that's where your missing cat is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, responding to missing cat poster at February 27, 2015 04:45 PM (KFdZd)

356 352 Rick Steves is a whiney, progressive shitheel. What a smug little prick. I watch him once in a while hoping to see the little commie get mugged somewhere in one of his European shitholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)



Did you see his Iran show?  I must confess, a wee part of me wanted him arrested.  He was talking with young, Iranian women.  Wonder what happened to them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:46 PM (FsuaD)

357 I just read that Atlantic piece about ISIS.

You may not be at war with Islam.

But, Islam is at war with you.

Very interesting times indeed.  Which version of the apocalypse do you like?

The one where Jesus comes back to save the Jews and Christians?  Or the one where Jesus comes back to save the Muslims?

I prefer the one where I die in my sleep before any of it happens.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 04:47 PM (V70Uh)

358 Alternative names: Llama and Steve.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 04:47 PM (0NdlF)

359 Thanks, LizLem. I'm glad I'm not the only one. I didn't know that she was from a rich family. Plus, being Kenyan, she'd most likely relate more to white Americans than black Americans. (Although American culture is just different.) OK. So in The Paradise, the leading dude just told his lady fiancee that she was his most prized possession, even more so than the department store that he's poured his whole life into and is obsessed with. So what does she do, she slaps him and says, "I am not your chattel. Harumph." OK, I get it, the guy is pretty condescending and probably overprotective but did he really deserve a slap as you guys were making up after a lover's quarrel? Really?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (shFKH)

360 336 I feel it's guilty, uncomfortable white liberals not knowing how to even gauge the attractiveness of this unusual black lady creature and just proclaiming her oh so lovely to feel comfortable with themselves. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (shFKH) I don't know about them, but there's a young black woman who works at the drive-through window at my local McDonald's who is stunningly beautiful. I don't know what part of Africa her ancestors came from. Her facial features are rather delicate for an African. She almost looks like she could be Indian. She wears her hair in long braids.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (sdi6R)

361 J.J., NYU?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (brIR5)

362 356: I saw that. I thought the pandering little fucker would have his skull bashed in by the secret police. Never happened though. Damn, he's an asshole.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (ucDmr)

363 >>> They even have lesbian bestiality on Doctor Who So when she eats pussy, she eats pussy.

Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (Ua6T/)

364 Corn Quokkas live in Georgia.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 04:48 PM (2o6Wj)

365 Speaking of cats and big birds, I took our cat (the scourge of the neighborhood birds) to visit my sister on the Eastern Shore of Virginia.  She (the cat) did not want to spend any time outdoors.  The eagles there are fond of  exacting revenge.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 04:50 PM (V70Uh)

366 364 Corn Quokkas live in Georgia.


*slitty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:50 PM (FsuaD)

367 Ok, the boatman has left. All remaining on the pier will have to wait till morning. Last night of bachelorhood, and I plan to enjoy it. I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward.

Posted by: DC in River City [/i][/b][/s] at February 27, 2015 04:50 PM (e+1S5)

368 >>> They even have lesbian bestiality on Doctor Who So when she eats pussy, she eats pussy cloaca. Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/) FIFY

Posted by: Hats and Relative Dimensions in Space at February 27, 2015 04:51 PM (0Ew3K)

369 Of course quokkas are happy! They are blissfully unaware that the world is going to hell in  a handbasket. How I wish I were one.

Seriously, cute vids, Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 27, 2015 04:51 PM (rldyO)

370 CNN has DHS coverage.


Considering their budget is about $60 Billion, I have to imagine that some money in the $3.6 TRILLION dollars the US government is going to spend this year can be shuffled.


$3.6 TRILLION American dollars. Someone needs to do an audit.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 04:51 PM (AC0lD)

371 365 Speaking of cats and big birds, I took our cat (the scourge of the neighborhood birds) to visit my sister on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. She (the cat) did not want to spend any time outdoors. The eagles there are fond of exacting revenge.


Which is why our two kittehs stay inside (with "vacations" on the screened porch).  We have lots of great horned owls and bald eagles here. 


We used to see marsh rabbits.  Not any more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:52 PM (FsuaD)

372 367 Ok, the boatman has left. All remaining on the pier will have to wait till morning.

Last night of bachelorhood, and I plan to enjoy it.

I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM (e+1S5)



Please tell us there will be video. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:53 PM (FsuaD)

373 white and gold! white and gold!

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 04:53 PM (nqBYe)

374 We used to see marsh rabbits.

Row faster!!!

Posted by: Jimmah of Plains at February 27, 2015 04:53 PM (Dwehj)

375 Mama was back and now gone.  Those little suckers eat a ton!  Wait, I have 5 kids.  I can relate.  I would like to feed them rat from time to time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, responding to missing cat poster at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (KFdZd)

376 Names for the owlets: How about Bill and Russel (as in "Cosbey")

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (2o6Wj)

377 They even have lesbian bestiality on Doctor Who

So when she eats pussy, she eats pussy.

Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)


I've been watching Doctor Who, Season 8 finally. I haven't been impressed and I'm not that hard to please. It doesn't seem as 'fun' as it once was.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (AC0lD)

378 In our neighborhood, the moles are gone.  The squirrels can run up a tree faster than she can run on the ground, so they are safe.  No too many bunnies anymore.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (V70Uh)

379 BTH - I want A Horse and His Boy.  Just imaging the protests brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Fritz (no Fritz) at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (jpm+0)

380 Wait, I thought DC was married?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (shFKH)

381 Render under Quokka that which are Quokka's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 04:54 PM (W5DcG)

382 The toned, tall dark africans are Nilotic, from th east Asian-eyed orange tightly-curled hair africans like Mandela are from th south Africans who look kind of like Yemeni Jews are Ethiopian

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 04:55 PM (xnsN9)

383 380 Wait, I thought DC was married?


Maybe he forgot?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:55 PM (FsuaD)

384 I never understood  the Dr. Who thing.  Low-quality "production values."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 04:55 PM (V70Uh)

385 I know I keep on going on about The Paradise, but the leading chick is pretty but she has zero sex appeal, as they used to say in earlier times.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:56 PM (shFKH)

386 I believe EC said he and his wife are into The Paradise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 04:57 PM (FsuaD)

387 How about Gore and Jolson?

Posted by: Owl at February 27, 2015 04:57 PM (RNCrv)

388 382 The toned, tall dark africans are Nilotic, from th east Asian-eyed orange tightly-curled hair africans like Mandela are from th south Africans who look kind of like Yemeni Jews are Ethiopian Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:55 PM (xnsN9) I see you left us West Africans out of it, even though we a clearly the best ones. (No one cares about Central Africans.) I denounce myself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 04:58 PM (shFKH)

389 "Maybe he forgot?"



Sounds reasonable.  Working hard, long hours, stress.  A few things might slip your mind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 04:59 PM (rtx5c)

390 i think we should divide into groups those that see white and gold and those that see blue and black. i believe those that see blue and black should lose their pantaloons first. and last

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 04:59 PM (nqBYe)

391 The Paradise is that what the kids are calling It these days?

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 05:00 PM (nqBYe)

392 $3.6 TRILLION American dollars. Someone needs to do an audit... Will do! Just need to get a little info from the NSA for your name and address...

Posted by: The IRS at February 27, 2015 05:01 PM (FcR7P)

393 no way

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 05:01 PM (nqBYe)

394 According to their flyer in the mailbox, they're going back to it. And in two weeks, will feature "American Sniper." Looks like I'm going to the movies. Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 09:34 PM I'm guessing you will like it. We seldom go to the movies, watch them at home later. Except the ones you really need to see on the big screen to get the full experience, like Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park or American Sniper. American Sniper is one of the best "war movies" but it's also more than that. Clint can laugh all the way to the bank after the Academy Awards snub.

Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2015 05:01 PM (o/90i)

395 Savannah has its own St. Trayvon. 

So, a gangbanger who has a history of beating his kids, is arrested for a parole violation.

He's a tall, rangy dude, is put in the back of the patrol car, somehow manages to get his long, rangy arms out from behind his back, kicks out the window, and emerges with a gun in his hands.

He's killed by (natch) the white officer (the black officer is nearby).

City goes nuts.  Not Ferguson nuts, but nuts.

Grand Jury this week finds no reason to charge white cop with anything.

Locals are going nuts.  A local "pastor" talks about this "young man had a great life ahead of him."

Dude had bath salts, cocaine, and pot in his system.  And once again, I must mention he beat his poor kids. 

Next year, the JEF can honor this asshole during national Black History Month.  Just like St. Tray Table.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 05:05 PM (FsuaD)

396 This thread is about quokkas. Not blue and gold dresses, unusual looking African American women, or lesbian bestiality. Off topic comments will be deleted. Sheesh, you people really are morons! -The Blog Administrators.

Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 05:05 PM (3F6F8)

397 BREAKING: DHS FUNDED FOR 1 WEEK. Now, back to sleep.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 05:05 PM (CMkNk)

398 I left out the Berbers and Copts too I suppose... Be interesting to find out what West Africans thought of the Chadic people like the Hausa. They seem to be on Boko's main hunting-ground, which has to suck.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 05:05 PM (xnsN9)

399 sex appeal never goes out of style

Posted by: Edna at February 27, 2015 05:06 PM (g/zj9)

400 Africans who look like Arabs are from the north.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 05:07 PM (2o6Wj)

401 Last night of bachelorhood, and I plan to enjoy it. I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward. Posted by: DC in River City at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM Huh, you are getting hitched tomorrow? Congrats. Aren't you the one w/ Cougar? You've been livin in sin for how long?

Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2015 05:07 PM (o/90i)

402 If we could just defund the TSA molesters I'd be happy.  Like they've ever stopped any act of terrorism.  I'm sick as hell of my blonde ass being felt up Every. Single. Time. I fly.  My husband breezes through.

Fuckwits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)

403 quokkas probably taste better than nutria

Posted by: Edna at February 27, 2015 05:08 PM (g/zj9)

404 DHS FUNDED FOR 1 WEEK. ...which just did some math for me. These clowns, "hey, be careful out there!", spend over $1 billion per week?!

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2015 05:08 PM (FcR7P)

405 Hausas are one of the three major ethnic groups in Nigeria. They're pretty spread out and are found as far as Ghana. Yeah, Boko Haram is terrorizing the north of Nigeria, where Hausas (and other ethnic groups) live.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 05:09 PM (shFKH)

406 "Africans who look like Arabs" A lot of rapin' went on over those centuries

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 05:09 PM (xnsN9)

407 This thread is about quokkas. Not blue and gold dresses, unusual looking African American women, or lesbian bestiality. Off topic comments will be deleted. Sheesh, you people really are morons! -The Blog Administrators. Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (3F6F What about lesbian quokkas wearing dresses?

Posted by: Queer Quokka Studies Major at February 27, 2015 05:09 PM (0Ew3K)

408 >>> So what does she do, she slaps him and says, "I am not your chattel. Harumph." OK, I get it, the guy is pretty condescending and probably overprotective but did he really deserve a slap as you guys were making up after a lover's quarrel? Really? I think the feminist answer would be "well all men deserve slapping!" Or something. You are intriguing me about this show, hah. Wanna watch to see how bad it gets. But I think this femininizing of history is how Marvel totally screwed up Agent Carter. Constantly drops anvil bombs about how much men at this time are clueless pigs that don't properly value women. And they wonder why young males, Marvel's bread and butter, stopped watching? It takes a Russian double agent to drop the idea to clueless American male spies that maybe, just maybe, women can be just as deadly as males and not to underestimate them. No matter that Washington used women as valuable female spies even before we WERE a country. I'm sure the spies on our side figured this out without your help, no thanks to you Marvel writers. And these same feminist viewers bemoan the fact that the series will most likely remain a one shot? Shut . Up. Gah it's infuriating.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 05:10 PM (1BDgs)

409 "What about lesbian quokkas wearing dresses?" That's hawt

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 05:10 PM (EMzaA)

410 Congrats DC!

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2015 05:11 PM (5Hc+j)

411 Are we going to be quizzed on quokkas?

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 05:11 PM (sdi6R)

412 I'm sick as hell of my blonde ass being felt up Every. Single. Time. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 10:08 PM (FsuaD) ------------------------ Then dye the hairs on your ass brown. Or black, if you're a goth.

Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 05:12 PM (XrHO0)

413 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 27, 2015 05:12 PM (16bOT)

414 TCM ran that crap Running on Empty tonight.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2015 05:12 PM (KETbL)

415 402: Jane, I go to rope jail every time I fly. Fuckers. One big fat dude wanted to strip search me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 05:15 PM (ucDmr)

416 "397 BREAKING: DHS FUNDED FOR 1 WEEK. Now, back to sleep. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (CMkNk) ---- Oh boy that guy Boehner is really showing them huh. John, why even bother, unless you just want to do it one week at time for the rest of the presidency just to troll the Senate and Obama....hmm come to think of it that would be hilarious.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 27, 2015 05:15 PM (MbrzC)

417 What about lesbian quokkas wearing dresses?

Posted by: Queer Quokka Studies Major at February 27, 2015 10:09 PM (0Ew3K)



The kind that hate men and have crewcuts, or the kind that experiment in sorority dorm rooms?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 27, 2015 05:19 PM (yxw0r)

418 Shut it down.

Abolish the FCC, the IRS, and the DHS.

Make the Border Patrol its own thing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 05:20 PM (V70Uh)

419 I don't understand the physics behind 100lb. woman kicks 200lb. man across a room and tnrough the window.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 05:20 PM (2o6Wj)

420 Capybaras are also cute. Why u no post about them as well, Ace?

Posted by: Ass of Spuds Mackenzie at February 27, 2015 05:21 PM (3F6F8)

421 ONT up. bye

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 05:27 PM (V70Uh)

422 All the animals, dude whatever.

Posted by: kiffen at February 27, 2015 07:15 PM (9ATG5)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 27, 2015 11:18 PM (wlDny)

424 Quokka quokka quokka!

Posted by: Fuzzy Bear at February 28, 2015 05:54 AM (Y92Nd)

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