April 30, 2007

Thief Gives Location To Police In Order To Receive "Free Beer"
— Ace

Criminally stupid. A thief stole a cellphone. So the cops dialed the number.

"An officer called and said, 'You've won a crate of beer'," said a spokesman for police in the eastern town of Neustrelitz Friday.

"Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him. I think the man was drunk."

It's a fair bet.

Posted by: Ace at 10:51 AM | Comments (7)
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1 Mmmmmm. Free beer.

Posted by: fugazi at April 30, 2007 10:55 AM (RsatK)

2

Whenever there's  a car that runs off the road or something, my first question is, "Was alcohol involved?"


Posted by: Some Guy at April 30, 2007 10:56 AM (lPxkl)

3 I was not drunk, I was just excited at the prospect of winning anything.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 30, 2007 10:59 AM (QTv8u)

4 Seems like it would be worth taking the chance.

Posted by: a4g at April 30, 2007 11:12 AM (pZBpa)

5 He's still smarter then the prostitute who called the cops when the John didn't pay her.

Posted by: captkidney at May 01, 2007 03:36 AM (CUVj3)

6

They tried that with me once, that there'd be free weed...


...Luckily I was so paranoid that I didn't take them up on it.


Posted by: David Ross at May 01, 2007 05:54 AM (Mi7Wp)

7 That was totally a hilarious joke. Nice One!


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