January 30, 2015

There's No Such Thing As Political Correctness, Declares Vox;
CUNY Grad Center Forbids Saluting People by "Mr." or "Ms." Because It's Illegal to Offend People or Something

— Ace

Via Hot Air's Headlines, Vox and reality are in, as they so often are, a spot of disagreement; I wonder who shall be proven right?

[O]f all the bad responses to Jonathan Chait's recent New York magazine feature about the pernicious policing of language on the far left, none was as flatly wrong as Vox's, which claimed that "the truth about political correctness' is that it doesn't actually exist."

...

On that note, let's dig into a prime example of something that supposedly doesn't exist.

CUNY's Graduate Center now believes the use of gendered salutations like "Mr." and "Mrs." might offend some students. What's more, administrators think federal non-discrimination law requires the university to prevent its faculty from inadvertently giving offense. Therefore, professors have been instructed to wipe the contentious words from their memories and cease using them in any and all forms of communication.

It is now illegal to refer to ourselves as "Morons" and "Moronettes."

Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron."

Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings.

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 AM | Comments (792)
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1 Back at Ya Citizen Moron...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 07:40 AM (Bn6aD)

2 Hmmm. Is being "first" as exciting as other people's usage seems to imply?

Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 30, 2015 07:40 AM (bRVRj)

3 Citizen Morons of the world, unite!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 30, 2015 07:40 AM (9LuAk)

4 Hai!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 07:40 AM (IXrOn)

5 I thought Mrs. had been dumped for Ms. a long time ago. I still prefer Mrs. And my daughters are Miss.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2015 07:41 AM (X6g4L)

6 Oh well, I guess I'll never know.

Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 30, 2015 07:41 AM (bRVRj)

7 Citizen Moron belittles undocumented Morons.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 30, 2015 07:41 AM (sPO/s)

8 2 Hmmm. Is being "first" as exciting as other people's usage seems to imply? Nope....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 07:41 AM (Bn6aD)

9 JT Marlin upgrades Nanchang Mao Suit Surplus Co. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: JT Marlin at January 30, 2015 07:42 AM (8ZskC)

10 Also, my license plate is BTEG, and my husband's is Mr. BTEG.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2015 07:42 AM (X6g4L)

11 I'm not saying a thing, but...

Posted by: George Orwell at January 30, 2015 07:42 AM (8ZskC)

12 I'm offended that they're offended...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 07:43 AM (Bn6aD)

13 That's Citizen Moronkin to you, cis-normative Pale Penis Person!

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2015 07:43 AM (RD7QR)

14

It's funny that it doesn't exist because political correctness has worked its way into other languages. 

 

I got an e-mail from a German friend who told me I couldn't have written what I wrote about unassimilated Muslims because of political correctness.  The note was in krautish but that phrase was in English.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 07:43 AM (JtwS4)

15 We are all Comrades now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (b65cm)

16 So what's wrong with 'Comrade'? I mean, that's what they want, correct?

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (Ce4DF)

17 Guess I was ahead of the curve in Jan 2009. (taking the 'comrade' moniker)

Posted by: Comrae Arthur at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (h53OH)

18 So since we can't say moronette for id, you'll just have to link a pic of your rack in your nick so we know. Because that will be a lot more dignified.

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (Rx8ML)

19 Meee anndd Mrs., Mrs. Jones...Mrs. Jones,Mrs.Jones....we gotta thing going on..... Guess that's out...

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (N/v1f)

20 Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings.
***
I hear thanks to the recent successes of the grain harvest, uh, Obamanomics, that the chocolate ration will be increased to twenty grammes a week!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2015 07:44 AM (78TbK)

21 So, being offended is now considered a vocation, huh? I mean, it's obvious that it is in Islam and in certain (ahem) minority populations, but it's now gone mainstream huh?

Must be that 'Fundamental Change' that Preezy for Life O was talking about. Everyone is on benefits from Uncle Sugar, and have no jobs, so their new job is to find ways to be offended.

/interesting direction to lead the country...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 30, 2015 07:45 AM (trX1O)

22 I SOLVED THIS PROBLEM, MYSELF, YOU IGNORANT PEASANTS!

Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 07:45 AM (b65cm)

23

Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron."

 

commoronade

Posted by: kj at January 30, 2015 07:45 AM (lKyWE)

24 "Citizen" is offensive to our illegal undocumented brethren[\s] siblings. Comrade is acceptable.

Posted by: @votermom [/i] at January 30, 2015 07:45 AM (cbfNE)

25 Citron for short. we is lemmings

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 07:45 AM (IXrOn)

26 [\s]

Posted by: @votermom [/i] at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (cbfNE)

27 Cut to the shorthand chase:  men are to referred to as "junk" and women should be referred to as "gash" or "Empress".

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (fMQoG)

28 I like it. Losing my head, not so much.

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (Spluw)

29 16 So what's wrong with 'Comrade'? I mean, that's what they want, correct?

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (Ce4DF)


It's Mr. Comrade to you...wait....

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (klaU/)

30 We have lived to see the day when supposedly educated academics see no problem with an edict "to wipe the contentious words from their memories and cease using them..." We are so boned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (8ZskC)

31 Poor Ezra...he is becoming Bronko Bama's White Shadow in the Failure Games...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (/4AZU)

32 Damnit.

Posted by: @votermom [/i] at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (cbfNE)

33 Language police piss me off.  I love words and word games and reading and writing and I don't love people who tell me that what is true and has been true for all my life and the lives of all the people who came before me is no longer true because it makes them feel squirmy in their lady parts, if indeed, anyone can be said to have lady parts anymore, because, that, too, is uncomfortable to a miniscule troupe of asexual or omnisexual or multisexual humyns.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (bAGA/)

34 Even non-Citizens are Citizens, friend troubleshooter! Please report to station 24 for a violet level briefing. Failure to comply will result in your termination. Have a very well enforced day!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:46 AM (ASn1R)

35 Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron." I had nothing to do with this, 'rons!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (7ObY1)

36 Shouldn't that be "Comrade" ?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (tu3iY)

37 Well, it is about time we threw away those judgmental pronouns like he and she. Let's just all be "it."

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (TPjwz)

38 "Guess I was ahead of the curve in Jan 2009. (taking the 'comrade' moniker)
"

That always cracked me up. Where else would someone post using 'comrade' as part of their nic?

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (Ce4DF)

39 Da Fuq? Do these people have nothing better to do? Isn't it a show of respect to refer to someone as Mr. Or Ms. ?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (Gl6jb)

40
Must be that 'Fundamental Change' that Preezy for Life O was talking about. Everyone is on benefits from Uncle Sugar, and have no jobs, so their new job is to find ways to be offended.
***
It would be interesting to see conservatives turn the offended cannon on the left.

For example, start slamming the lefty reaction to Joni Ernst because they are offending those who were/are poor.

Then again, I'd love to see someone slam your local Shamnesty proponents as just wanting to get day labor at cheaper rates then they could hire Americans for and I know that isn't happening...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2015 07:47 AM (78TbK)

41 Mom's at the Dr right now. She had a CT scan this morning, and has an appointment with her specialist at 1pm to find out the results and diagnosis and where to go from here. I feel so helpless. I feel like I am going to throw up and cry at the same time. Praying, praying, praying.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (RLev8)

42 I find it ever-increasingly difficult to distinguish between Vox and The Onion - only that the latter seems often to be more believable and better grounded in reality.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (zrsn3)

43 Yes M'aam

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (IXrOn)

44 Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron." Hail, Citizen Moron! Incredibly Ace, you are more correct than you realize -- because in ancient Greek, "moron" is a neuter noun! (As are all nouns ending in "-on".) (I'm remembering this from Greek class a gajillion years ago, so forgive me if it's wrong, though._

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (K4YiS)

45 It is now illegal to refer to ourselves as "Morons" and "Moronettes." Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron." Call me anything you want. Just don't call me late to dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (czbC2)

46 He/She/It works quite nicely as Shit. "So Shit Obama, how de hangin?"

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (ASn1R)

47

I had nothing to do with this, 'rons!

 

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (7ObY1)

 

Burn the heretic!

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 07:48 AM (JtwS4)

48

There's No Such Thing As Political Correctness, Declares Vox

 

 

It has become Politically Incorrect to talk about Political Correctness.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (zt+N6)

49 Just call everyone 'comrade' and be done with it.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (io5Gq)

50 Is being "first" as exciting as other people's usage seems to imply? - No and it's also chronologist.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (XUKZU)

51 Apologies to Comrade Barrel.

Posted by: @votermom [/i][/s] at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (cbfNE)

52 Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings. Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM But what the fuck are the 3 seashells for?!?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (da5Wo)

53 Remember when "Miss" was deemed offensive and thus "Ms." came about? Yeah, quaint times.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (AbFmZ)

54 Prayers out TP. Deep breathe.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (ASn1R)

55 There is truly no co-existing with those people. Their perception of reality is just too far removed from mine. If shit does get real, it will not bother me in the least to watch those people starve. They're simply too damn stupid to care about.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2015 07:49 AM (EPqyT)

56 Same ploy  the networks use when they are accused of bias. 

"Bias?  Us?  That's preposterous!" 

Sure, it's a lie, but it's a lie with a purpose, and that purpose is NOT just to fool the sheeple.  It's also to try to  shift the wording more  to their liking.

They know exactly what you are talking about when  you  refer to it as "political correctness,"  but given that  they feel completely justified in doing it,  they want  to call it, and have YOU call it, something else. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (TOk1P)

57 TickledPink, I feel for you. This must be the not-knowing-what-it-is part?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (TPjwz)

58 if indeed, anyone can be said to have lady parts anymore, because, that, too, is uncomfortable to a miniscule troupe of asexual or omnisexual or multisexual humyns. Physical twats are still pretty much in the female wheelhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (czbC2)

59 41 Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (RLev

Hope it's a healthy result.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (/4AZU)

60 I refer to myself as Mrs. _______ just to piss off liberals. Ms my ass.

Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (MYCIw)

61 I think the 'people of terror' have won.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (zxQ4h)

62 Yeah, yeah, that's nice, but it still won't pay the rent, buy the groceries, or stop you from having your ass kicked in a biker bar when you gender-correct the Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (/mTq0)

63 Is F....ing Moron all right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (LJcWW)

64 Praying, praying, praying. Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM


Prayers for your mom from me, also.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 07:50 AM (bAGA/)

65 Soon we will have mandatory breast implants, to avoid charges of sizeism or boob-fu use...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (ASn1R)

66 So how would one refer to Bruce/Brittney Jenner?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (LJcWW)

67 For now, turning in your own parents is still optional.

Posted by: Pavil Morozov at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (8ZskC)

68 Can we still call him Ms. Lindsey?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (7ObY1)

69 "Physical twats are still pretty much in the female wheelhouse. So that's where they've been hiding 'em!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (TPjwz)

70 Global Warming is Settled Science, wingnutz! Vaginas are still a mystery, though.

Posted by: Not All Women Have Vaginas at January 30, 2015 07:51 AM (ZPrif)

71 I call everyone 'Sugar Tits', just to be safe.

Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (7+hc/)

72 One of the more intriguing details about Latin is that, although all nouns are either masculine, feminine or neuter, some of the most unexpected nouns are feminine. In particular, most of the "old school profession" words -- professions held almost exclusively by men in those days -- are feminine nouns. The most famous example is "agricola," the latin word for farmer -- which (as you can tell by its "-a" ending) a feminine noun.

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (K4YiS)

73 Prayers, Tickled Pink.

Posted by: @votermom [/i][/s] at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (cbfNE)

74 The Tree of Liberty needs watering...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (wtvvX)

75 The Wheelhouse is northwest of the Taint, I believe.

Posted by: Not All Women Have Vaginas at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (ZPrif)

76 take out any word that hinders skirting the law that is the dem mandate now take out "terrorist" take out "citizen" take out gender references ... free-wielding-lawyers-a-writing-new-laws-with-leftprogjudges-nodding-in-approval rewrite the laws rewrite the laws

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (IXrOn)

77 Also, I deleted Xe from my short story about PC crap because I thought it was too much. I should have known that there is no "too much."

Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (MYCIw)

78 67 For now, turning in your own parents is still optional. But if you do, we have this snazzy brown armband for you. And 200 extra calories per day in your ObamaMeal.

Posted by: The Progs at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (7ObY1)

79 Remember the Twilight Zone episode where the little boy with powers controls everyone's thoughts, speech and behavior based on nothing but his whim, merely because he can?

Yeah, that.

Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2015 07:52 AM (hHFOx)

80 "So, sugar-tits Obama, how de hangen?" Ya, that works.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (ASn1R)

81 Apparently Hello Ladies < Yo, wut up bitches?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (Gl6jb)

82 Some feminists have been pushing the gender neutral "Zhe" pronoun. If that doesn't catch on, there's always the snazzy "Tovarish".

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (jhqr1)

83 Out: Mr. and Mrs.

In: Asshole and Bitches

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (wtvvX)

84 One gender. One World.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (uSAVP)

85

Next on Vox:

Why the WH is insistent that the Taliban is 'terrorist-lite"

Work place violence, or when terrorists gunfire erupts in OTHER peoples' workplace

How the Muslim Brotherhood is a secular organization

"Man -caused disasters: For those special occaisons when you wanna be politically correct AND invoke the eeeeevvvviiiil "Man".

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (Spluw)

86 Je suis Moron!

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (qh617)

87 "Soon we will have mandatory breast implants, to avoid charges of sizeism or boob-fu use..." It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this café.

Posted by: J Seinfeld at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (AbFmZ)

88 More like comrade morons!

Posted by: gdonovan at January 30, 2015 07:53 AM (Ipxoj)

89 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine? That just seems wrong. Stupid Latin-based languages.

Posted by: The Progs at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (7ObY1)

90 If they get so bold as to take that shit out of their enclaves and social wireless and into Public there will be blood.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (pMuvd)

91 I am a Mrs. I am proud to be married to DH. I don't give a damn who might be offended. Just because they are not proud of their own marriage doesn't mean I can't be proud of mine. Feminists are idiotic twats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (+YMhA)

92 Prayers, Tickled Pink. From Me also. My Mother -in -law is in Her last days under Hospice care right now... It's tough.... She is 97 and lived a full life...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (Bn6aD)

93 But what the fuck are the 3 seashells for?!?!? 1. Wash 2. Dry 3. Tickle

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (jhqr1)

94 71 I call everyone 'Sugar Tits', just to be safe. Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (7+hc/) My response would be.... sorry DUDE, Hetero....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (qh617)

95 It is inspiring that PC libs find the 98% of human history, traditions, writing and civilizations that existed prior to them forming their world view offensive and in need of change.  I think we should all get on that right away. 

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (1BQGO)

96 Brent Cochran you are fined 2 credits for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (zt+N6)

97 Brave New World and 1984 were not supposed to be "how-to" manuals.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (l9mF2)

98 We've taken care of everything The words you read, the songs you sing The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes It's one for all, all for one We work together, common sons Never need to wonder how or why We are the priests Of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers Fill the hollowed halls We are the priests Of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life Are held within our walls

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (rwI+c)

99 Will we still have Kaboom?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 07:54 AM (klaU/)

100 I am Borg 'ette.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (IXrOn)

101 Sorry I'm gonna break a rule here but as a proud Southern Moron here, we all have a response to bull shit like that and it goes like this: "Fuck that."

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (baiNQ)

102 "...administrators think federal non-discrimination law requires the university to prevent its faculty from inadvertently giving offense." Wait...What??? Inadvertently...??? so how do they know? I guess advertently is OK then?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (08Znv)

103 BUT, we will still refer to MH as 'Misanthropic Shaft.'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (ASn1R)

104 Look around this world we made Equality of stock in trade Come and join the brotherhood of man Oh what a wide contented world Let the banners be unfurled Hold the red star proudly high in hand We are the priests Of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers Fill the hollowed halls We are the priests Of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life Are held within our walls

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (rwI+c)

105 Feminists are idiotic twats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (+YMhA)


Why, Yes.


Yes, they are.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (wtvvX)

106 Have faith, Tickled Pink. Prayers up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (0HooB)

107

One of the more intriguing details about Latin is that, although all nouns are either masculine, feminine or neuter, some of the most unexpected nouns are feminine

 

One of the cool things about Krautish is that girls are neuter until they pass a threshold (first kiss, virginity, marriage...standards vary) and then they become feminine. 

 

Das Fraeulein.  Die Frau.

 

So when you're using a pronoun in a sentence about a girl you call her "it".

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (JtwS4)

108 96 Brent Cochran you are fined 2 credits for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (zt+N6) Ah, ok. *ahem* Fuck you, MR buzzion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 07:55 AM (da5Wo)

109 Welcome my son, Welcome to the machine. Where have you been? It's alright, we know where you've been!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (7ObY1)

110 So say you're in the grocery store and you see a female gendered person drop their keys. How do you get their attention without being an oppressive male?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (Gl6jb)

111 No calling ace the First Moron, either. That would imply something something, and that is bad.
 
I'm sure glad I don't have to give a fuck what the SJWs want me to do, say, or be.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (9KY3c)

112 Brave New World and 1984 were not supposed to be "how-to" manuals.

Indeed. Some future civilization will probably refer to Huxley and Orwell as Prophets.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (zrsn3)

113 66 So how would one refer to Bruce/Brittney Jenner? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (LJcWW) How about "deluded fool?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (+YMhA)

114 And we have a winner ... Me. Dave, come on up and collect your prize. This is exactly the kind of stupid shit they say to each other ... because they know they'll get told to shove it up their ass otherwise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (EPqyT)

115 Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c) I'm so hoping they play that when I see them live in June.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (7ObY1)

116 Another common Latin profession word that only exists in a feminine form: propola = shopkeeper (i.e. person who runs a retail store).

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (K4YiS)

117 My response would be.... sorry DUDE, Hetero....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (qh617)


Talk like that is not going to get you anywhere. They have a dungeon for people like you.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 07:56 AM (klaU/)

118 Thank you for all the prayers and kind thoughts. Please know that they are reciprocated. Not knowing is indeed hard. I mean, if I went with her, I would still be helpless. There isn't much I can do. But, sit and wait. I hate the idea that if it is bad news, she is alone.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (RLev8)

119 'Yo, Shithead!' seems pretty neutral.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (ASn1R)

120 son of a gun. 2 times in one day.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (nqBYe)

121 son of a gun. 2 times in one day.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (nqBYe)

122
"Citizen Moron"? You're excluding immigrants, you racist h8r!
Now "Comrade Moron": that's acceptable.

Posted by: The PC Cops (who don't exist) at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (zcbZo)

123 Look, we'll still have freedom. You just can't write anything on social media that violates a Freedom From Hate Speech Taboo. You can still say what you want. Unless you aren't in public, of course. But you are free in your home. Unless somebody writes what you said on social media, of course. But you are free to speak your mind to people as long as it isn't recorded and you have absolute faith that they will never rat you out on social media. Ah, America. Smell the Freedom!!!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (ZPrif)

124 Comrade Moron

Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at January 30, 2015 07:57 AM (zOTsN)

125 @30 We are so boned. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM Hey...is "boned" now a trigger word?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (08Znv)

126 OK I am usually called DR., or Commander, or when my kids are talking to my wife with me right there..."But HE said we could"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (LJcWW)

127 One of the cool things about Krautish is that girls are neuter until they pass a threshold (first kiss, virginity, marriage...standards vary) and then they become feminine. My wife calls babies "it", even if they're wearing the obvious color-indicators. She doesn't typically switch to he/she until she's been around it a few weeks. She didn't even notice until I pointed her habit out.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (jhqr1)

128 what about using. hey you.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (nqBYe)

129 I hear thanks to the recent successes of the grain harvest, uh, Obamanomics, that the asshole-shaped chocolate ration will be increased to twenty grams a week!
Fixed... comrade.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (L6/+u)

130 112 Brave New World and 1984 were not supposed to be "how-to" manuals. Indeed. Some future civilization will probably refer to Huxley and Orwell as Prophets. Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3) Yeah... it aint all its supposed to be....

Posted by: Cassandra at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (qh617)

131 Praying, praying, praying. Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM Prayers from arkansas!

Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (SebRf)

132 110 So say you're in the grocery store and you see a female gendered person drop their keys. How do you get their attention without being an oppressive male?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (Gl6jb)


Grab her boob and make a honking sound?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 07:58 AM (wtvvX)

133 wow, I just found out I have a micro agression in my pants !

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (W6iIX)

134 >>Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron."

*Ahem*
This assumes, and places value on, citizenship.
Which is so, like, 20th century, donchaknow?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (ABcz/)

135 No calling ace the First Moron, either. Comrade Commissar Ace.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (rwI+c)

136 That which is not allowed is forbidden, Citizen!

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (ASn1R)

137 "Now "Comrade Moron": that's acceptable."

Damn, my life is now complete.  Quoted by the horde!

Where is my Ace of Spades membership card?

Posted by: gdonovan at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (Ipxoj)

138 I think our names are too gender specific and cis normative we all should go by numbers

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (zOTsN)

139 Good afternoon, Citizen Ewok! How do the Citizen Hobos taste today?

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (w0+EB)

140 vote for me in 2016 and I can fix this

Posted by: Jeb Bush 2016 at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (W6iIX)

141 I'm leaning toward the "hey, asshole" salutation. Seems to cover a lot of ground. And if they are going to be offended anyway, why not make it a generally accepted offense?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (+YMhA)

142 alright that made me spit coffee

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (nqBYe)

143 The use of "Citizen" is to be curtailed, as it is an obvious microaggression that is divisive.  It subconsciously excludes those who are not citizens, but who are undocumented while within this country by uncertain means (see how easy it is to do that?  It's like pretending to be the warlike Kirk in the mirror universe.).

The use of "citizen" is to be discontinued.  The proper appelation as approved my Minitrue will be "Comrade."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (iIzG7)

144 Oh, and I forget the most unexpected feminine profession noun of all, in Latin: sailor = nauta There is no masculine noun for sailor!

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (K4YiS)

145 Comrade is gender neutral.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (hgEWn)

146 Comrade is gender neutral.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 07:59 AM (hgEWn)

147 >>>So say you're in the grocery store and you see a female gendered person drop their keys. How do you get their attention without being an oppressive male? Try to kick them in front of her. That's chivalrous.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (pMuvd)

148 I'm glad we cleaned up all these gender binary hegemony.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Citizen Moron at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (FA3Z7)

149 I just found out I have a micro agression in my pants ! Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (W6iIX) At least as micro as your brain, dork. Huh huh, burn!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (+YMhA)

150 This biggest way to get to these PC idiots is to ignore them and stick with reality. Treat them like the crazy sideshow they are.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (SebRf)

151 I just found out I have a micro agression in my pants ! Sorry you didn't get dealt a macro, Joe.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (TPjwz)

152 Je suis... SPARTACUS!

Posted by: Random Rebel at January 30, 2015 08:00 AM (qh617)

153 It doesn't violate the First Amendment as long as it's not the government destroying your life wingnutz!!! Free Speech doesn't mean a mob of anonymous strangers doesn't have the right to destroy your life and render you unemployable!!!

Posted by: Prog Lynch Mob at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (ZPrif)

154 This fits either the last thread, or the current one.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152523198102261&fref=nf

Posted by: jwb7605[/i][/u][/s][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (ZALPg)

155 Go by numbers? OK, but only the square root of primes... avoids serialism...

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (ASn1R)

156 comrade is gender neutral and transnational as are numbers I am Comrade 13

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (zOTsN)

157 I gotcher macroaggression, ritecheer!

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (rwI+c)

158 So what do I call my favorite goat now? this is confusing

Posted by: Abdi Husain Mohamad at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (W6iIX)

159 Is fapper gender neutral?

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (JtwS4)

160 this better?

Posted by: HoboJerk, Citizen<\s> Comrade Moron at January 30, 2015 08:01 AM (FA3Z7)

161 What is allowed is mandatory.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (rwI+c)

162 Fapp-ette?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (+YMhA)

163 It brings me no end of headache to recall that the same geniuses telling us that "PC doesn't exist" are also saying, simultaneously, that "Vape-ing" (or whatever fake-smoking is called) is as dangerous as the evil Republican-produced cigs but pot is as healthy as an-(organic-)apple-a-day.

But we're the ones who are allegedly on the outside-looking-in of The Reality Based Community(TM).

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (zrsn3)

164 what about using. hey you. Or the married form of that: "Hey asshole."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (0HooB)

165 Big sweaty naked male muscle-bound dick-owning Roman professional athlete = athleta (feminine).

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (K4YiS)

166 Is fapper gender neutral?

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch

 

No. 'Fappette' is more genteel. And worth watching.

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (Spluw)

167 "Comrade" is still valid as a salutation, however.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (Mrl1e)

168 Hey You! Don't make it bad ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:02 AM (rwI+c)

169 But we're the ones who are allegedly on the outside-looking-in of The Reality Based Community(TM). Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (zrsn3) Well, it is science-y.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (+YMhA)

170 "I am number 2".
"Who is Number 1?"
"You are number 6."

"I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!!"

"Ah, ha ha ha ha ha..."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (wtvvX)

171 "I am Comrade 13"

You are Number Six.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (iIzG7)

172 Thousands of illegal immigrants will remain in the United States for at least five more years after the Justice Department moved their deportation hearings to 2019 at the earliest. Breitbart Sure why not. Why could possibly go wrong? So we will have alot more "Seniors" and "Seniorettas" here or is that verboten also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (LJcWW)

173 This biggest way to get to these PC idiots is to ignore them and stick with reality. Treat them like the crazy sideshow they are. *snerk* Do you work in an office? If you do, you have to treat these people as the dangerous children they are. With great care.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (jhqr1)

174 The Morons have spoken. "Comrade" wins by acclamation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (8ZskC)

175 one is the loneliest number.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (nqBYe)

176 'Fapist' is gender neutral and correct, as is 'shotist' vs. 'shootist.'

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (ASn1R)

177 156 comrade is gender neutral and transnational as are numbers I am Comrade 13 Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN) I am NOT a number!!!! /runs from a big white ball

Posted by: Number 6 at January 30, 2015 08:03 AM (qh617)

178 Thousands of illegal immigrants will remain in the United States for at least five more years after the Justice Department moved their deportation hearings to 2019 at the earliest. Breitbart Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (LJcWW) we don't process on mulims and illegals, it is in the manual

Posted by: Big Data at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (W6iIX)

179 we all should go by numbers

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)


Wish i had thought of that.

Posted by: 123 & 7 at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (klaU/)

180 ORANGE ALERT
ORANGE ALERT

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (wtvvX)

181 I am Comrade 69. Dibs.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (ASn1R)

182 Tex Lovera and I think alike.

Tex, I'd worry about that if I were you.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (iIzG7)

183 There is no masculine noun for sailor! D'uh.

Posted by: Village People [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (zxQ4h)

184 throw off your shackles all you have to lose is your identity!!!!!

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:04 AM (zOTsN)

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (klaU/)

186 Comrade is taken. And if you use it again, I'll break your knees

Posted by: Putin at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (LJcWW)

187 oops.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (klaU/)

188 >>>How do you get their attention without being an oppressive male? Hang some brain.

Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (7+hc/)

189 174 The Morons have spoken. "Comrade" wins by acclamation. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC) Over my dead body... oh... wait.... crap....

Posted by: Gen George S. Patton, rolling in his Grave at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (qh617)

190 You'll only die tired.

Posted by: Big White Ball at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (pMuvd)

191 182 Tex Lovera and I think alike.

Tex, I'd worry about that if I were you.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (iIzG7)


Funny, I was thinking THE SAME THING.


<shudders>

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (wtvvX)

192 Ah CUNY, you never fail to surprise me in how stupid you can go.

Posted by: Penfold at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (Fbt5B)

193 Ok, this is just too good not to share, and this is probably as good a thread as any.

From Drudge:

WEEKEND: NFL officials will hold balls before Super Bowl...

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (Ce4DF)

194 Can we use "comrade moron" to address each other?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:05 AM (2o6Wj)

195 Citizen of the Universe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (W5DcG)

196 Now "Comrade Moron": that's acceptable. From Merriam-Webster: comrade - 1. an intimate friend or associate. FULL STOP. Massive fail.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (czbC2)

197 185

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (klaU/)


actually this might work...if all our comments are numbers then no can...wait...

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (klaU/)

198 Can we use "comrade moron" to address each other? Certainly, Comrade Moron.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (rwI+c)

199 Sex speak doubleplusungood. It goodspeak. Ingsoc speak goodspeak.

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (PGXA8)

200 Seven of Nine. brb, bunk...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (0HooB)

201 CUNY must be sanactioned, it's a patriarchal nickname for human genitalia of the mostly up and in variety...

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (ASn1R)

202 Grab her boob and make a honking sound? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (wtvvX) wiping the spit-take off of my monitor!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (7ObY1)

203 Grab her boob and make a honking sound? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (wtvvX) wiping the spit-take off of my monitor!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 08:06 AM (7ObY1)

204 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine? That just seems wrong.

And the knife is neuter, which also feels wrong.

(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly.  Harrumph.)

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (ZKzrr)

205 >> we all should go by numbers 44. That's me!

Posted by: Ickey Woods at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (7+hc/)

206 moron in the context of this blog is gender specific and therefore cisnormative and discriminatory not to mention it offends the transmorons no no moron for you!

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (zOTsN)

207 WEEKEND: NFL officials will hold balls before Super Bowl...


So, the NFL can hold their balls, but Marshawn Lynch can't grab his crotch?

RAYCISSSSSSS

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (wtvvX)

208 Fcuking Pixie

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

209 Yeah....isn't it funny how the Tech Giants in Silicon Valley can know everything about me using Big Data... But can't figure out who is here Illegally? Geee.... wonder why....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (qh617)

210 "Comrade" would be appropriate for these folks.

Posted by: anchovy at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (PtVFw)

211 Of course you are my bright little star, I've miles And miles Of files Pretty files of your forefather's fruit and now to suit our great computer, You're magnetic ink.

Posted by: Moody Blues [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (zxQ4h)

212 my name will be 4

Posted by: 4-willow at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (nqBYe)

213 Ya know we are good at point shaving also.

Posted by: Cuny at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (LJcWW)

214 Ravens and Patriots hold each others balls, film at eleven!

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (ASn1R)

215 I'll stop using Mr. and Mrs. when they start calling themselves Anti-Liberal Regressives. Deal?

Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2015 08:07 AM (hHFOx)

216 Die der and das. I just go with a slightly slurred duh, and nobody cares.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (rwI+c)

217 When exactly did the country turn into an insane asylum? Was it a slow, gradual process or did it happen all at once and it took me a while to notice?

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (zoehZ)

218 progs are like the people who insist that it isn't "antisemitism" it's "antizionism" no such thing as 'political correctness', it's just advocating for tolerance

Posted by: mallfly at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (bJm7W)

219 Je Suis Comrade Z.

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (K4YiS)

220 There is no masculine noun for sailor! Singular: Seaman Plural: Semen

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (czbC2)

221 Today, I am 2. My age, not my name. Doo-doo heads.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (ASn1R)

222 I mean, come on four season in a  year?  What is wrong with two or say  seven?  Climate quadism is offensive to regions that don't have this particular weather pattern like Siberia or the Amazon.  Henceforth, the four traditional seasons will no longer be used in favor of  the expression "local weather pattern.typical for this time of the year."

Posted by: Helpful Social Justice Warrior That Just Wants Fairness at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (1BQGO)

223 good afternoon my fellow citizens

Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (nqBYe)

224 WEEKEND: NFL officials will hold balls before Super Bowl... Still won't fix the issue if the popular theory is correct. If the Pats fill the balls in a sauna, they're technically compliant. They can be measured shortly thereafter and be compliant. After sitting outside for a while, they're fluffy football shaped pillows.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (jhqr1)

225 @205 - well played, Ick.

Get some cold-cuts... Get some cold-cuts...

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 08:08 AM (zrsn3)

226 When exactly did the country turn into an insane asylum? Was it a slow, gradual process or did it happen all at once and it took me a while to notice? Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ) You really want to know the answer to that?

Posted by: Joe McCarthey at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (LJcWW)

227

Fcuking Pixie

 

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (7ObY1)

 

Thanks for the status update.

 

How was it?

 

 

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (JtwS4)

228 >>WEEKEND: NFL officials will hold balls before Super Bowl... That's my move!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (7+hc/)

229 When exactly did the country turn into an insane asylum? September 10th, 2008.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (rwI+c)

230 Incidentally, CUNY has a very feminine 'vibe' to it. Change your initials, please.
 
Also, all forms of honorifics are oppressive if Mr. and Mrs. are -- Please make a note to eliminate titles such as Dr., Professor, sir and madam from your vocabularies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (9KY3c)

231 Grab her boob and make a honking sound? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM......................Cut, Jib, Newsletter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 08:09 AM (Gl6jb)

232 Dam.... does that mean I have to go back to Romeo13?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (qh617)

233 When exactly did the country turn into an insane asylum? September 10th, 2008. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c) No that is when it turned into a shit hole

Posted by: Joe McCarthey at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (LJcWW)

234 Bruce Jenner...?  WTF? Freakish.

Posted by: Mark Spitz in the pool at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (w4B97)

235
If the Pats fill the balls in a sauna, they're technically compliant. They can be measured shortly thereafter and be compliant. After sitting outside for a while, they're fluffy football shaped pillows.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (jhqr1)


filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay. Amirite?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (klaU/)

236 Commish announces NFL Cheerleaders will hold balls on Sunday.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (ASn1R)

237

>>>Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings.

 

COMRADES!!

Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (3ZtZW)

238 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (LJcWW)

239 Are these feminist twats trying to pull this shit with other languages? Or just English?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (wtvvX)

240 "Die der and das. I just go with a slightly slurred duh, and nobody cares."

Dah do der die, dah do der das, that's all I've got to say to you.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (iIzG7)

241 Remember THX-1138? Everybody has gender-neutral clothing, shaved heads, and random numbers/letters for names. Total gender equality. "It was a warning, not an instruction manual, you idiots!"

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (K4YiS)

242
If the Pats fill the balls in a sauna, they're technically compliant. They can be measured shortly thereafter and be compliant. After sitting outside for a while, they're fluffy football shaped pillows.

 

Posted by: bonhomme

 

Bring an air pump to the sidelines, and put it next to the Patriots lip readers.

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (Spluw)

243 political correctness is not an argument for tolerance. its a brown shirt tactic to stifle dialogue and debate

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:10 AM (zOTsN)

244 So glad that the elite universities CUNY and BONR have decided to police gender speech.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (ZPrif)

245 someone needs to slap me silly so i can wake up. i won't press charges. promise.

Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (nqBYe)

246 Vox and reality are in, as they so often are, a spot of disagreement I am soooooo stealing that. I am glad that someone in that article pointed out that using people's names without a title is highly offensive in some cultures. I was raised that in a professional context, you call someone Mr. or Mrs. or Miss or Ms. [ whatever ] until that person tells you to address them by their first name. Doing otherwise is rude rude rude. It's not discriminatory. It's polite.

Posted by: alexthechick - I'll stop attention whoring when you start listening at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (mf5HN)

247 194- Maybe I should read the comments first.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (2o6Wj)

248 204 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine?
That just seems wrong.


And the knife is neuter, which also feels wrong.

(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (ZKzrr)

 

Well actually lower than that.  Depending on where it is in the sentence its potentially another word for "the."

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (zt+N6)

249 I'm not a citizen of this blog, i snuck in.
Free stuff now, right?

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (jWLB8)

250 Political Correctness is a war on noticing things. Speech nazis are always about thought control.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (ZPrif)

251 filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay. Amirite? Posted by: Badda Bing That wasn't their balls they were filling.....

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:11 AM (czbC2)

252 from here on out Tom Brady will be known as 12.5

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (zOTsN)

253 @16 So what's wrong with 'Comrade'? I mean, that's what they want, correct? --------------------- The designated title will actually be "Friend". Friend Ace Friend HH Friend PoliticalHat Friend Computer And so on...

Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (UWFpX)

254 Maybe I should read the comments first. Why break tradition?

Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (rwI+c)

255 200 Seven of Nine. brb, bunk... -------------------------------------------- Remember, Seven of Nines was once upon a time married to Candidate for US Senate from Illinois - Jack Ryan (R). Then it was revealed by the Chgo Tribune - which accessed sealed divorce records - that allegedly Jack wanted to have kinky sex with Seven of Nine and she used that in her divorce petition. Ryan was leading in that 2004 race until he dropped out due to the scandal (and btw they never did have the kinky sex). And that's just one of the puzzle pieces that fit together to gift us with Teh Won in 2008.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (l9mF2)

256 Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (wtvvX)

257 I'm not a number.... dammit I'm a Man....

Posted by: Bob Seger... Leftist at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (qh617)

258 "When exactly did the country turn into an insane asylum? Was it a slow, gradual process or did it happen all at once and it took me a while to notice?"

It was long time in the making but I think the day Al Gore conceded to George Bush was the official start date.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (1BQGO)

259 FESTIVAL!!

Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (rwI+c)

260 Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picks to win the Super Bowl thing? We want to cheer for the same teem as our Presdent of Color ..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (Sd++4)

261 Friend Computer is your Friend, Friend.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (ASn1R)

262 Henceforth I will be know as : Comrade Pi

Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (lf/74)

263 How illogical is this? I cannot control whether or not you are offended. I can do my best to avoid giving offense (that's what manners are all about) but you are the ultimate arbiter of whether or not you take offense. Hell the femicrazies think my maleness is offensive. If everything is now offensive, then there are no rules of etiquette to mitigate it. So anyway, cfuk off.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 08:12 AM (HBAcW)

264 SO...I guess this is better than them attempting to come up with 31 different flavors of "Mr." and "Mrs." to match all of their supespecialunique genders?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (ABcz/)

265 filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay. Amirite? Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM I think emptying their balls in the sauna would be a bit more ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (knoK7)

266 "Citizen" Moron? I'm offended. It's COMRADE Moron to you.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (KGwO/)

267 So "asshole" is finally acceptable. Calling someone an asshole is gender-neutral, non-racial, and reflects no socio-economic conditions. And everyone has claim to at least one. So. Good morning, assholes.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (oGFXe)

268 "Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational..."

Life of Pi?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (iIzG7)

269 239 Are these feminist twats trying to pull this shit with other languages? Or just English? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX) I'm pretty sure the same thing is going on in Europe.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 08:13 AM (zoehZ)

270 Government schools, what can't they do? Educate.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:14 AM (czbC2)

271 Maybe I should read the comments first. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (2o6Wj) What are you a trouble maker or something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 08:14 AM (LJcWW)

272 This post need moat cake girl.

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 08:14 AM (lf/74)

273 I shall be Moron #78. "8" more, don'tcha know! /oldstalejokes Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 08:14 AM (7x4lH)

274 Just when I think we've hit peak stupid..... But then again, we're living in a society where people openly "identify" themselves as being the spirit of fictional creatures inside human bodies (ie, the Otherkin phenomenon). And we're the bigots if we look at them like they're crazy, which they are.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 30, 2015 08:14 AM (KkVB6)

275 Shit, I forgot to add the "Common Core Math" joke line in the above. Dammit. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (7x4lH)

276 I repeat myself. great NASCAR ad, if you haven't seen it. http://tinyurl.com/lymzpq5 fun TGIF morning video really fun sounds just like a moron/ette tis a hotair linkie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (IXrOn)

277 So we will now say "shut your irrational number hole" instead? I'm down with that.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (ASn1R)

278 To CUNY, you do realize that when your actions are described as "Orwellian", it is not a compliment.

Posted by: Penfold 25.3 at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (Fbt5B)

279 Make with the microchips and bar-codes already.  I'm ready for my silver suit and dark, U.V. face-mask.  We'll all be goose-skipping to "It's a Small World" and singing happy-happy, joy-joy songs, eating at Gov't run Taco-Bell.

Up the irons for those who are not in lock-step!  Pass out the medication and hand me my "Happy Card", so I may receive my ration of Taco Bell Liquor!

After about a week of reading from the Government Taco Bell Reader, I'll be fashioning a firearms, flamethrowers and a swords for the "Re-Reckoning" that will boil from my sub-cockles, (possibly the bowels), of my Very Existence.

If you piss someone like me off enough through this nonsense, You've Got A Problem.  If I get loud, there are going to be some meager-minded Socialist Slugs shriveling beneath my Personal Brand of "Reckoning Salt".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (16bOT)

280 Speaking of a real myth, it's not true that mixed-class neighborhoods are the way to peace love and happiness: http://tinyurl.com/n6qpx33 "Diverse" neighborhoods correlate positively with crime. Homogeneous neighborhoods, not so much. Duh, says the Moron, correctly. Yet the forced beatings of immigration will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (KGwO/)

281

.(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)

 

Try four words for "the" with four cases.  And you have to get the adjective endings to match.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (JtwS4)

282 270 239 Are these feminist twats trying to pull this shit with other languages? Or just English?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX)


I'm pretty sure the same thing is going on in Europe.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (zoehZ)

Europe actually has a bit of a head-start on us. Take a good look at the UK - if we're fortunate that will be us in about 15-20 years.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (zrsn3)

283 251 filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay.
Amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing

That wasn't their balls they were filling.....

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (czbC2)


Sorry rick 'comrade' that number  #23492 is taken. You will need to add a digit, but hurry or it will be two digits so fill out the form 2483941/589651-1.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:15 AM (klaU/)

284 The Russian word for man (as in, exclusively male), muzhchina, is feminine gender.

Zombie, here's another Latin one: lanista, the owner of a gladiatorial training school.

Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick thru his head at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (ZgsoJ)

285 273 This post need moat cake girl comrade. Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (lf/74) FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (zoehZ)

286 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (HBAcW) And there are times when you NEED to be offended... because you are breaking some moral or societal rule... in an ongoing manner. and short of legal intervention, offending you is the only real way of correcting that action...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (qh617)

287 I was raised that in a professional context, you call someone Mr. or Mrs. or Miss or Ms. [ whatever ] until that person tells you to address them by their first name. Doing otherwise is rude rude rude. It's not discriminatory. It's polite. Posted by: alexthechick - I'll stop attention whoring when you start listening at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM P.J. O'Rourke has a great essay dissecting an academic PC Style Manual in one of his books (CEO of the Sofa, iirc). Hi-larious. Tried to apply all of the rules at once and each one managed to violate one of the others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (knoK7)

288 I am nothing, if not compliant.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Citizen Moron #4562345 at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (RwwCT)

289 Are these feminist twats trying to pull this shit with other languages? Or just English? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX) Tex, in half the world women can't speak unless spoken to so, no. This is a first world problem, the deconstruction of our culture, our language, our values. Try this shit in wherever it is they speak Swahili, and you'd find out how you say "fuck you, shut up" in Swahili.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 08:16 AM (XmOA9)

290 >>And we're the bigots if we look at them like they're crazy, which they are.

Pretty much all of the "new" genders are crazy. Like there's one for being attracted to intellectuals. Whoop-te-doo for you, honey, that is information about you that I do not need to know.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (ABcz/)

291 what interesting is how both feminists and Islamic fanatics are so intent on erasing individuality sides of a coin

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (zOTsN)

292 283
.(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)

Try four words for "the" with four cases. And you have to get the adjective endings to match.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)

 

Well she's right on "three words" in the subjective case.  The plural and feminine "The" are both "die"

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (zt+N6)

293 Good!  More college students will have their Conservative Awakenings long before they turn 30.  This can only hurt the Progressive Cult.  Keep it up!

Posted by: Chief of Stuff, Department of the Posterior at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (7u7u7)

294 note to my academic minions: they're catching on to you. Slow down, idiots, we can wait till we convince everyone to say "Our Parent, who art in Heaven"...

Posted by: comrade Satan at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (bJm7W)

295 We'll all speak in grunts in the future President Marlee Matlin anyone?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (GrXXa)

296 The lanistas send their regards?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (iIzG7)

297 Me? I'm going with the neutral "Hey, shithead!" salutation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (659DL)

298 Just address people by the what their genitals are called.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (TPjwz)

299 How about habibi?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (sgrzZ)

300 3.14159. has already been taken sir

Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (nqBYe)

301 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine?

And does that make a spork bi?

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2015 08:17 AM (ahBY0)

302 I think I am about to pick a fight with Charles C Johnson defending Jebba the Bush...

and I wound up 1/4 defending Huckadoodle this week...

God I hate politics.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (/4AZU)

303 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (16bOT) Still haven't figured out the damn three shells thing...

Posted by: John Spartan at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (qh617)

304 256 Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (wtvvX)


as long as it's not Primary comrade because...equality.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (klaU/)

305 "Tidings" is Queen's English, i.e. racist hegemonic oppressive imperialist. You have been scheduled for re-education. An NSA assistant will be with you shortly. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (KGwO/)

306 but then I guess totalitarians got to totes

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (zOTsN)

307 Here's a stat for you. The undergraduate population of CUNY is 57% female. Yep. 57%. That's actually par for the course for most US colleges. And what do they see as a problem? That STEM doesn't have enough women. What's amazing about "progressives" is that they are always fighting 100-year-old injustices.

Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (b65cm)

308 We might as well call a Spade a Spade.

Posted by: Tax Unit 928 at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (rwI+c)

309 The universe is a zero-sum game, Citizen. If you are something then someone else is less than nothing. Only by all of us being nothing can we ensure each of us is equal.

Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 08:18 AM (ASn1R)

310 Doc sock off.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 08:19 AM (b65cm)

311 Zombie, here's another Latin one: lanista, the owner of a gladiatorial training school. Or as southerners would say, lanister.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:19 AM (czbC2)

312 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine? That just seems wrong. And the knife is neuter, which also feels wrong. Spanish has two verbs for "to be", Ser and Estar. One is used for things that are now, but won't always be, ie temporary. The other is for a permanent condition. The rules are mostly consistent, but here's a hilarious example of an odd usage: If two people say they're boyfriend/girlfriend, they use the permanent verb. "Somos novios". If two people say they're married, they use the TEMPORARY verb, "Estamos casados."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 08:19 AM (jhqr1)

313 3.14159. has already been taken sir Close enough.

Posted by: 3 at January 30, 2015 08:19 AM (rwI+c)

314 Genitals are gendered, so please avoid their use, which produces doubleplus ungood cisgendered nomenclature. Your suggestion has been reported to the proper authorities and your account has been suspended. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:19 AM (KGwO/)

315 Tax Provider Units vs. Tax Consumer Units. Thank you 928.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 08:20 AM (TPjwz)

316 Like there's one for being attracted to intellectuals. Yeah, I've been hearing that one all my life. Total bullshit.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 08:20 AM (b65cm)

317 if we refer to people as tax units it discriminates from the transnational workers, who don't pay tax

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:20 AM (zOTsN)

318 Who is it that keeps making fun of Atlas Shrugged again? We've already cyber-separated.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (IXrOn)

319 Just call him/her/whatever Special Snowflake Jones and get on with it.

Posted by: Ever at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (hRV3r)

320 and especially discriminates against the transnational NON workers

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (zOTsN)

321 President Kbdabear's first act in office would be to set fire to Title IX on live tv while Page Three girls dance around the flames

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (GrXXa)

322 Use your wheels, it is what they are for. If no wheels are available, metal, not organic limbs should be used.

Posted by: Tax Unit 928 at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (rwI+c)

323 And that's just one of the puzzle pieces that fit together to gift us with Teh Won in 2008. Coach Mike Ditka was another piece.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (0HooB)

324 maybe i like 0 better. then i will show i am neither this or that.

Posted by: 0 at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (nqBYe)

325 292 >>And we're the bigots if we look at them like they're crazy, which they are. Pretty much all of the "new" genders are crazy. Like there's one for being attracted to intellectuals. Whoop-te-doo for you, honey, that is information about you that I do not need to know. Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (ABcz/) Right! What confuses me is how that even has anything to do with whether or not you check off the male or female box on a form? So what if you like smarties? That preference does not affect whether or not you have dangly bits. I can't help but wonder if this isn't just an extension of all the "everyone must be a very unique and special snowflake" thing.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 30, 2015 08:21 AM (KkVB6)

326 Next on Vox: We'll have a dialogue about the banning of the Vagina monologues

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 08:22 AM (Spluw)

327 309 Here's a stat for you.

The undergraduate population of CUNY is 57% female.

Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (b65cm)

UNDERgraduate can no longer be used to refer to a woman student! because it screams subjugation of da' wymens...so sexist!

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 08:22 AM (klaU/)

328 323 Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (GrXXa) Pay per view or network broadcast?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:22 AM (sgrzZ)

329 256 Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational.. I like pi. Especially cherry.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:22 AM (2o6Wj)

330 Well NO WAY I'm going along with this!

Posted by: Friend HH at January 30, 2015 08:22 AM (Ce4DF)

331 Well she's right on "three words" in the subjective case.

Wait, there's more?  Scheisse.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (ZKzrr)

332 >>I can't help but wonder if this isn't just an extension of all the "everyone must be a very unique and special snowflake" thing.

That + gender studies needing something to talk about/agitate for.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (ABcz/)

333 Transnational workers will be issued US citizenship and are currently scheduled for data-mining and surveillance in IGY 2018. All human units will have a value-added WTO tax levied on every electronic transaction beginning in IGY 2019. Thank you and have a nice day.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (KGwO/)

334 Just address people by the what their genitals are called. Heh, my new name will be "Phobos and Deimos."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (0HooB)

335 If we're going to be known by numbers, I'm now Equality 7-2521.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (iIzG7)

336 Tax Provider Units vs. Tax Consumer Units Thiefs. Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (czbC2)

337

Well she's right on "three words" in the subjective case. The plural and feminine "The" are both "die"

 

Crap, I left out plural.  OK, four cases, four genders (can't think of the right word that includes plural. 

 

Der    Den   Dem  Des

 

Die    Die   Der    Der

 

Das    Das   Dem  Des

 

Die    Die    Der   Der

 

Might as well print it out and throw darts at it.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (JtwS4)

338 we must be sure to protect the "dignity" of our trans national non workers they all get numbers too

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (zOTsN)

339 331 256 Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational.. I like pi. Especially cherry. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (2o6Wj) Mine will be... imaginary....

Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 08:23 AM (qh617)

340 No, I'm not going to click on Vox

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (HBAcW)

341 I thought "lanista" was the term for "sister fucker".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (ZfsAh)

342 UNDERgraduate can no longer be used to refer to a woman student! because it screams subjugation of da' wymens...so sexist!

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom'

 

And saying "freshman' underplays the seriousness of rape culture. "Rapeman' is downright, upright.

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (Spluw)

343 Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational.. Well, since they're pretty much just making shit up now, I demand my number be imaginary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (knoK7)

344 re 309: "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need. "(hum, that needs to be rewritten, minions at UCLA, etc, get cracking.) clearly society needs many more members of the oppressed sex being forced into STEM (science, technology, engineering, and motherhood.)

Posted by: comrade Satan at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (bJm7W)

345 Pay per view or network broadcast? Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (sgrzZ) Network of course. I am a Person of All the Citizens

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (GrXXa)

346 Years ago, Dinesh D'Sousa wrote a book titled 'Illiberal Education', pretty good read, if you can find a copy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (l1zOH)

347 "Close enough." Not quite

Posted by: 22/7 at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (PGXA8)

348 Is dunbass gender neutral?

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (w+5ie)

349 Pi r not square...Pi r round.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (XmOA9)

350 but don't use 867-5309... Jenny's got that one..

Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 08:24 AM (qh617)

351 those with larger numbers are trying to lord it over the rest of us. we need to deal with this quickly

Posted by: 0 at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (nqBYe)

352 you do NOT have a right to not be offended...


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (7vjeC)

353 "Hair pi! Hair pi!"

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (XlFLJ)

354 "Well, since they're pretty much just making shit up now, I demand my number be imaginary."

Hello, -i.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (iIzG7)

355 Do you work in an office? If you do, you have to treat these people as the dangerous children they are. With great care.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (jhqr1)

***********

My officemates are non insane southerners so we're mostly ok.

Posted by: Lea at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (lIU4e)

356

If two people say they're boyfriend/girlfriend, they use the permanent verb. "Somos novios". If two people say they're married, they use the TEMPORARY verb, "Estamos casados."

 

That there is hilarious.

 

And true.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (JtwS4)

357 Might as well print it out and throw darts at it.

I'm so boned.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (ZKzrr)

358 If you say "Hello," you're endorsing "Hell." This is what the fevered Left thinks a Christian-Right society would look like. Manipulative, oppressive and absurd. Thank God we've been spared such craziness.

Posted by: Kirk at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (GBnWt)

359 Remember.... the lower the number the better chance you get gassed first. Beware Citizen Morons.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at January 30, 2015 08:25 AM (RNhbC)

360 350 Is dunbass gender neutral? Posted by: Buffalobob at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (w+5ie) duNb ass? /facepalm

Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (qh617)

361 Comrades:

I've been 7605 since February, 1968.
To seal the deal, my dog's chip number came back 7605 for the last 4 digits.

She's usually acting like a Moron, too.

Posted by: jwb7605[/i][/u][/s][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (ZALPg)

362 its a little spooky how easy it is to mimic their thinking

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (zOTsN)

363 "Pi r not square...Pi r round."

Cornbread r squared.  Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (iIzG7)

364 I guess from now on its MILITARIZED THUG LAW ENFORCEMENT PEOPLE!!!!!11!! Just not the same

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (F1ZcE)

365 "Hair pi! Hair pi!" Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM Per the last thread, we do not have Bush.

Posted by: Booger at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (knoK7)

366 i can haz hair pie?

no cream please.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (7vjeC)

367 When will we also stop using the oppressive calendar that smells of the privilege of conservatives and bows to religion and get rid of such month names as January and February?

Posted by: Citizen Guillotine at January 30, 2015 08:26 AM (DXzRD)

368 You can't be imaginary, j. i already am.

Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 08:27 AM (TPjwz)

369 That's my pi.

Posted by: Stan Gable at January 30, 2015 08:27 AM (zrsn3)

370 325 And that's just one of the puzzle pieces that fit together to gift us with Teh Won in 2008. Coach Mike Ditka was another piece. ------------------------------------------------- Yeah I forgot about that piece. Damn he could have won and done nothing but party all the time in DC for 6 years and we'd have been better off. IIRC he talked to George Allen/Virginia about the responsibilities of the job and decided it was too much like work. Responsibilities. What a quaint word.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 08:27 AM (l9mF2)

371 Man did i mess that one up

Posted by: j at January 30, 2015 08:27 AM (TPjwz)

372 but don't use 867-5309... Jenny's got that one.. BR-549 has just become available.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (czbC2)

373 Sex is assigned. Gender is performative. Reproduction is industrial. This is the future you chose. All human units are scheduled to be entered into appropriately leveled WTO global databases in IGY 2020 and will be assigned unique numerical Identity Protocol addresses. Thank you and have a nice day.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (KGwO/)

374 I don't think CUNY has any balls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (l1zOH)

375 3624360?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (7vjeC)

376 367 "Hair pi! Hair pi!" Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM Per the last thread, we do not have Bush. Posted by: Booger at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (knoK7) Yeah..... gotta say I never thought I'd be one who didn't like Bush.... Does that make me Gay?

Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (qh617)

377 I hate to argue with Zombie, but I had learned that those 'feminine' Latin nouns were actually masculine 1st declension nouns, meaning you'd use the masculine endings on adjectives adjectiving them. So NAVTA'MAGNVS is a great (or big) sailor, but INSVLA'MAGNA is a big (or great) island. So knowing the gender and declension are both important. As a side note, sometimes even in English animals are 'it' even when they obviously have a gender. (And sometimes people get the genders wrong, like how it's only Ms. Quito who bites.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (q/aTs)

378 Try to top my handle.

Posted by: #infinity at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (TPjwz)

379 "You can't be imaginary, j. i already am."

Square root of (sh(-i)t) squared.

Shit just got real.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:28 AM (iIzG7)

380 Avogadro's number, with mayo, peppers, and lime juice. Mmmm.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:29 AM (2o6Wj)

381 377 I don't think CUNY has any balls. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (l1zOH) Well at the most 43%.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:29 AM (sgrzZ)

382 Senate GOP demands Obama turn over all communications with IRS -------------- O is still laughing over the requests for F&F and Benghazi documents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:29 AM (l1zOH)

383 THX-1138

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:29 AM (7vjeC)

384 what? We can use numbers and letters? Make mine 6ULDV8

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 08:29 AM (XmOA9)

385 what disturbs me the most, comrades, is the gender specific clothing some comrades insist upon this sort of gender display divides us and "otherises" those among us who are not cis normative therefore we should all wear the same clothing like a Maoist poster

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (zOTsN)

386 Comrade Mom, Comrade Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend: 44DD

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (wtvvX)

387 Try to top my handle.

Posted by: #infinity

 

+1.

Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (Spluw)

388 Senate GOP demands Obama turn over all communications with IRS Drudge LOL Posted by: Citizen Thin at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM I'm sure AG Lynch will get right on that.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (knoK7)

389 634-5789 with a Motown touch.

Posted by: If 6 Was 9 at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (ahBY0)

390 374 but don't use 867-5309... Jenny's got that one.. BR-549 has just become available. Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (czbC2) Doom despair, and agony on me... Deep dark depression, excessive misery... If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all... Doom, Despair, and GOP for me.....

Posted by: Funny How HEE HAW had a Donkey... at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (qh617)

391 867-5309

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (JtwS4)

392 Crap, I left out plural. OK, four cases, four genders (can't think of the right word that includes plural. Der Den Dem Des Die DieDer Der Das Das Dem Des Die Die Der Der Might as well print it out and throw darts at it. Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4) Now I am thinking of The Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob where he takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE tattoo and he's all oh that's German, it's The Bart The.

Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 08:30 AM (mf5HN)

393 I'll be in the back forty when the tower collapses.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (KGwO/)

394 Crouton r cubed.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (2o6Wj)

395 How about fuck you? It's fairly ubiquitously recognized as a non-gender term.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (GGCsk)

396 Wait, isn't saying that the university needs to protect it's students from offense itself patriarchal?

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (PGXA8)

397 >>what disturbs me the most, comrades, is the gender specific clothing some comrades insist upon


*ahem*

Posted by: Skinny Jeans and Hoodies at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (ABcz/)

398 Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (wtvvX) She'll make a fine milker son.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (sgrzZ)

399 "You can't be imaginary, j. i already am." ------------------------- Microaggression

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (l1zOH)

400 Has comrade number RU-469 been taken?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (GuwT9)

401 Now I am thinking of The Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob where he takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE tattoo and he's all oh that's German, it's The Bart The.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:31 AM (ZKzrr)

402 comrades I just had an epiphany Dear Leader is "Zero"

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:32 AM (zOTsN)

403 oh. John Sexton, not Buck Sexton... on the podcast

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 08:32 AM (IXrOn)

404 Try to top my handle. Posted by: #infinity #infinity SQUARED.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:32 AM (0HooB)

405 Who even goes for the microaggression? I usually go for the nuclear aggression.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (GGCsk)

406 Dear Leader is "Zero"

That's COMRADE Zero to you, citizen. Report to the appropriate re-education facility at once. (I'll save you a top bunk.)

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (zrsn3)

407 Well over 100 - how far off topic can I go? Any here ever use a signal booster at home for their mobile phone? Do they work?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (3Eg8d)

408 So next on the list will be Mom or Dad? I mean if we're going down that path...

Posted by: Friend HH at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (Ce4DF)

409 I dont want to be a citizen moron. I prefer Mr. Moron.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (2Aj5D)

410 we actually are a bunch of maroons. I like it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (XmOA9)

411 867-5309 90125

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (0HooB)

412 #infinity SQUARED. #infinity CUBED

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (sgrzZ)

413 Wait, isn't saying that the university needs to protect it's students from offense itself patriarchal? ------------------------ You say that as though Left/Liberal 'philosophy' isn't structured entirely on hypocrisy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (l1zOH)

414 So next on the list will be Mom or Dad? I mean if we're going down that path...

I believe in some states it's already "Parent A" and "Parent B" on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:33 AM (ZKzrr)

415 Actually, I'd like to see more of this mockery on the Vox comments section itself. Yes, Morons with outstanding senses of humor should be trolling the Left more often.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (HBAcW)

416 "Try to top my handle." Ok, big boy! You might be what I need!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (PGXA8)

417 Now I am thinking of The Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob where he takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE tattoo and he's all oh that's German, it's The Bart The.
Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (mf5HN)



Well, nobody who speaks German could be evil!

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (06U11)

418 "Welcome to the land of the soviets where workers are free"


Statism stands on a fundamental falsehood; that if we all pool our work together that it will benefit all of society.

This is false due to human nature.  It *could* be true, but it is not.  Thus in order to accomplish this grand scheme, the statist is forced to pile lie atop lie, one to support the other.

And the next thing you know we have things like this. 


You are free in a communist society to do anything that you are told to do.  You see?  Completely free.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (6G698)

419 but aren't some comrades more equal than other comrades, comrade?

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (zOTsN)

420 Can I has 459 degrees? Fahrenheit?

Posted by: Book Burner at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (qh617)

421 Or OU812

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (0HooB)

422 "Das Das Dem Des, Das Das Dem Des"

That's all I've got to say to you.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (iIzG7)

423
I believe in some states it's already "Parent A" and "Parent B" on the birth certificate.

This is evil.

Posted by: Chinese restaurant at January 30, 2015 08:34 AM (Spluw)

424 "You can't be imaginary, j. i already am." Square root of (sh(-i)t) squared. Dividing by zero......

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:35 AM (czbC2)

425 Fappenheit 451

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:35 AM (L6/+u)

426 I was told there would be no math

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:35 AM (zOTsN)

427 JL-327

Posted by: Andy Taylor at January 30, 2015 08:36 AM (Ks4nX)

428 #infinity CUBED #infinity QUADED I get the feeling we're going to be here for a while...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:36 AM (0HooB)

429 I call UB-40!

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 08:36 AM (06U11)

430 "Dividing by zero......"

That might get you put in the barrel if you try.  You never know.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:36 AM (iIzG7)

431 405 comrades I just had an epiphany Dear Leader is "Zero" Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN) Yup.... like patient Zero... the one who starts a plague....

Posted by: BB Wolf... not a number, becaue wolves don't do math at January 30, 2015 08:36 AM (qh617)

432 Fappenheit 451>>>

The temperature at which your wood burns.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 30, 2015 08:37 AM (81UWZ)

433 "I call UB-40!"

I'm well-acquainted with your sibling, WD.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:37 AM (iIzG7)

434 can I have WD-40?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:37 AM (sgrzZ)

435 These aren't the Commie droids you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (V70Uh)

436 So am I supposed to be offended by gendered nouns in other languages. are the articles Le, la, and el no longer allowed. What about Chicano and Chicano, or Latino and Latina? This all seems like another edict from our upper class, white-privileged betters.

Posted by: taylork at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (7W3uU)

437 So I went to Vox for the first time, and my reaction was: WTF It's like random magazine spew, the internet equivalent of clown barf.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (KGwO/)

438 TVC 15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8VZu2SSKY

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (7vjeC)

439 437 can I have WD-40? Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:37 PM (sgrzZ) sorry... trademarked.

Posted by: Lubrication Industry Legal Team at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (qh617)

440 I know, how about we prefix people's names by their IQ and party affiliation! Would make for some fun trends I reckon

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (PGXA8)

441 Dear Leader is "Zero" Further proof that he's a muzzie.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (2o6Wj)

442 33MTA3 (as seen in a rear view mirror)

Posted by: If 6 Was 9 at January 30, 2015 08:38 AM (ahBY0)

443 10W-50

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (0HooB)

444 That might get you put in the barrel if you try. You never know. Posted by: Keith ---------------- Nah. Pixy just spits out a 'Divide by zero' error, and the line number. Here, watch; PRINT 3/0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (l1zOH)

445 Fappenheit 451>>> The temperature at which your wood burns. Or your FitBit quits.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (czbC2)

446 I believe in some states it's already "Parent A" and "Parent B" on the birth certificate. This is subversive anti-revolutionary parental ordering wrecker propaganda. I suggest parent A and parent A prime.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (jhqr1)

447 Inverse Infinity, in a closed-feedback loop. Times lightspeed, to the tenth power. See you next epoch! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (7x4lH)

448 DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR , Line 447

Posted by: Pixy at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (l1zOH)

449 -infinity

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:39 AM (7vjeC)

450 >>I believe in some states it's already "Parent A" and "Parent B" on the birth certificate.This is evil.

And just as evil: fertility doctors making a baby from Parents A, B, *and* C.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (ABcz/)

451 Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (3Eg8d)

Yes....I have Sprint, and am equidistant from the three towers around here. My service sucked in the house.

They gave me their internet booster and it works fantastically.

Installation is a little tricky. The system prefers a direct connection to the router, so I had to fiddle a bit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (Zu3d9)

452 I have to give up my 0? ugh back to #4

Posted by: 0-4 at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (nqBYe)

453 I have to give up my 0? ugh back to #4

Posted by: 0-4 at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (nqBYe)

454 All I know is that now I want to watch Cube. Also BC is wrong in all the ways he can be wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (mf5HN)

455 20W-50

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (7vjeC)

456 3M TA3

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (16bOT)

457 "I know, how about we prefix people's names by their IQ and party affiliation! Would make for some fun trends I reckon"

Back during the Carter administration, I proposed that we put people's IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that speed.  Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:40 AM (iIzG7)

458 Missed it, by that much....

Posted by: 86 at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (qh617)

459 DOT-5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (l1zOH)

460

"Das Das Dem Des, Das Das Dem Des"

That's all I've got to say to you.

 

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (iIzG7)

 

Oh, very well played sir.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (JtwS4)

461 this will never work

Posted by: Fore! at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (nqBYe)

462 20W-50 ...and here we go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (0HooB)

463 Is this stompening of "moron" and "moronette" a response to the Infamous Memorial Day Overnight Thread Disaster of Aught 9? What about the word "boobeh"? Is that banned also?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (DXcH1)

464 >>Back during the Carter administration, I proposed that we put people's IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that speed. Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55.

Que? We don't need no stinking drivers license.

Posted by: Juan at January 30, 2015 08:41 AM (ABcz/)

465 Wouldn't that be "Comrade Moron/Moronette"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 08:42 AM (RZzX3)

466 IQ is racist and sexist and also there's no such thing as IQ.

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 30, 2015 08:42 AM (ZPrif)

467 I call UB-40! Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM Whatever...just pass the wine.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:42 AM (knoK7)

468 "Inverse Infinity, in a closed-feedback loop. Times lightspeed, to the tenth power."

They've gone to plaid!

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 08:42 AM (iIzG7)

469 Negative, comrade. "Prime" connotes primogeniture, which according to the Directive is no longer denotative. In addition, all sequential language is currently deprecated as ungood given the oppressive nature of sequences as intrinsically hierarchical in terms of order. You have been placed on an appropriate watch list and your account under review. Thank you and have a nice day.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:42 AM (KGwO/)

470 taken?

Posted by: ok 73 at January 30, 2015 08:43 AM (nqBYe)

471

Posted by: Lubrication Industry Legal Team at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (qh617)

 

It's not a lubricant it's a water dispersant!

Posted by: Pedantic Bandersnatch who is kind of a dick at January 30, 2015 08:43 AM (JtwS4)

472 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZOhWAaGVs

Posted by: my name is 905 at January 30, 2015 08:43 AM (7vjeC)

473 Berke Breathed, some 30 years ago, coined the term "offensensitivity." Dang prescient coming from someone who wrote "stripper" under his job description.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Citizen Moron #4562345 at January 30, 2015 08:43 AM (RwwCT)

474 This thread is starting to smell like mold and anus.

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 08:43 AM (lf/74)

475 I believe this year marks the 21st anniversary of the release of UN News columnist John Leo's book 'Two Steps Ahead of the Thought Police". I think we are just around the corner from the collapse of PC, or not.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2015 08:44 AM (z27Ny)

476 math is hard, but i'm not...

Posted by: Ken Doll at January 30, 2015 08:44 AM (7vjeC)

477 I call UB-40!
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM
Whatever...just pass the wine.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (knoK7)



No probs, love the nick btw. Mind if I just call you i for short?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 08:44 AM (06U11)

478 Your Delta Chi name is a combo of your height, targetweight, and genital/boob size.

Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 08:44 AM (JO9+V)

479 also there's no such thing as IQ. Posted by: Progtard 2000 We can tell.

Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:44 AM (czbC2)

480 No more mail and female??????

Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (WNERA)

481 South Park had this pegged years ago. Everything is Marklar. Hello, Marklars! How is your marklar going? I had to marklar a marklar this marklar because our marklar was marklared.

Posted by: Marmo at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (QW+AD)

482 "What about the word "boobeh"? Is that banned also?" Pics are to be used in place of the word

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (PGXA8)

483 why do you know what anus smells like comrade?

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (zOTsN)

484 479

i will defer to your hard won expertise in the matter and not check your findings.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (7vjeC)

485 What your name Son.... 11, Sir....

Posted by: Franco... at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (qh617)

486 As long as I avoid young idiots, I can say whatever I want.

Get off my lawn, ya dumb kids.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (R+h7Q)

487 male --- darn it

Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 08:45 AM (WNERA)

488 I call UB-40! Posted by: mugiwara Whatever...just pass the wine. MD 20/20

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:46 AM (czbC2)

489 Actually, in light of the parallel comments involving numbers and Latin, I shall henceforth be know as DCLXVI

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:46 AM (wtvvX)

490 Imaginary numbers...never turn you down When all the others turn you away they're around It's my private pleasure midnight fantasy Someone to share my wildest dreams with me Imaginary number, you're mine, anytime Imaginary number, ooh yeah When ordinary numbers don't feel what you feel And real-life situations lose their thrill....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 08:46 AM (NaV4z)

491 'CUNY Grad Center Forbids Saluting People by "Mr." or "Ms." Because It's Illegal to Offend People or Something' During WWII my mom went to Mississippi to be with my dad who was stationed at an air force base. She had a job on a golf course. She got yelled at for addressing an adult black man who was a caddy as "Mr. ______". So I guess CUNY is now telling faculty that they can't address black men as "Mr."

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 08:46 AM (DXcH1)

492 No probs, love the nick btw. Mind if I just call you i for short? Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM I think someone grabbed "i" further upthread. Might get confusing.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (knoK7)

493 oooh good catch nerdycomrade

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (zOTsN)

494 MD 20/20 Colt 45

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (0HooB)

495 >>Berke Breathed, some 30 years ago, coined the term "offensensitivity."


Ackpfftt! *hic*

Berke Breathed is the best!!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (ABcz/)

496 468 >>Back during the Carter administration, I proposed that we put people's IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that speed. Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55. Que? We don't need no stinking drivers license. Posted by: Juan at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ABcz/) I just wish the new illegal alien drivers here in California understood its 65 MILES per hour in the fast lane.... not 65 KIMOMETERS per hour...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (qh617)

497 Well now to the real issue...

How shall we deal with people who yell "First"?


"Comrade, all of our post numbers are equal".

Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (Ce4DF)

498 No more mail and female?????? Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (WNERA) ---- butt joints

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (NaV4z)

499 >>why do you know what anus smells like comrade? Comrade 69, you want to handle this one?

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 08:47 AM (lf/74)

500 498 No probs, love the nick btw. Mind if I just call you i for short? Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM I think someone grabbed "i" further upthread. Might get confusing. Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (knoK7) that was just your imagination...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (qh617)

501 So I guess CUNY is now telling faculty that they can't address black men as "Mr." Thas ray-ciss!

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (czbC2)

502 Oh and the bit about how Title IX is now the be all catch all for any batshittery the Left wants is spot on

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (mf5HN)

503 So Romney made it official, huh? Seeing a thing where Romney was "the head of the party" from Jub Bush. Is it just me when I'm thinking it NEVER felt like Romney was the head of the party?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (oFCZn)

504 Parent I and parent Y.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (2o6Wj)

505

'CUNY Grad Center Forbids Saluting People by "Mr." or "Ms." Because It's Illegal to Offend People or Something'

 

You know, New York is patriarchal and colonial because it was named for a place in England.

 

I propose we change it to New Territory and alter CUNY's acronym accordingly.

Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 08:48 AM (JtwS4)

506 Hello, Marklars! How is your marklar going? I had to marklar a marklar this marklar because our marklar was marklared.

They stole that from Peyo.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:49 AM (ZKzrr)

507 So what's the story on this Vox thing? Does it have any currency, or is it just some vanity project like HuffPo?

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:50 AM (KGwO/)

508 Parent I and parent Y. Parent 1 and Parent 0.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:50 AM (czbC2)

509 Title IX says you have to do all the things. Except for the bad things and you can never do the bad things, cause badness and sexism and vaginas.

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 30, 2015 08:50 AM (ZPrif)

510 alexthechick - XLII DD *blinks* I stand here in awe of the Racktasticness.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:50 AM (knoK7)

511 So these losers are saying that it's better to be impolite to everyone as opposed to insulting a tiny fraction of a percentage? Makes perfect pointy-headed government sense to me.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 30, 2015 08:50 AM (ne2fm)

512 Title IX ---- pronounced Title Icks....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 08:51 AM (NaV4z)

513 But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. Posted by: HAL 9000 A bicycle built for two excludes persons in plural relationships, thoughtcriminal.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible 23 Skidoo at January 30, 2015 08:51 AM (GuwT9)

514 Thanks, CBD - T-Mobile has a booster on the way here. Reception is really bad in my little corner of the world, and I'm curious. Does it help to put the thing in the attic?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 08:51 AM (3Eg8d)

515 What? Taylor Swift Just Trademarked 'This Sick Beat.' What Does That Mean? You'll need a license from Taylor Swift if you want to market goods using a variety of phrases found in her 2014 album "1989" - phrases such as "Party Like It's 1989," "This Sick Beat," "'Cause We Never Go Out of Style," "Could Show You Incredible Things," and "Nice to Meet You, Where You Been?" And if you use them commercially without her permission, she will have the right to sue you for an injunction or for damages. Why? Because Swift applied for and received federal trademark protection for those phrases. the daily signal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 08:51 AM (IXrOn)

516 Is it just me, or do other people find the acronym 'CUNY' suggestive of cis-normative vaginas? It triggers me everytime. And then there is a mess.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 30, 2015 08:52 AM (oDCMR)

517 Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN) I think we need some proof of this.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:52 AM (sgrzZ)

518 we laugh now, But imagine the whining when all the good numbers are taken.

Posted by: 73 at January 30, 2015 08:52 AM (nqBYe)

519 CUNY is the name of the male quim

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 08:52 AM (zOTsN)

520 I suggest that we add the gender neutral appellation "smurf" to everyone's name. Then everysmurf would be smurfy!

Posted by: naturalfake Smurf at January 30, 2015 08:53 AM (KBvAm)

521 Saw all of this coming when the Left insisted on 'Ms' rather than 'Miss'. Society was shamed into conformance. It's the slow boil/long march deconstruction of civil society. Curiously, they would insist that it is quite the opposite, but then, they always do. So..., forget 'Ms', counter-punch this entire thing by using 'Miss'. At the least it will raise their blood pressure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:53 AM (l1zOH)

522 CUNY's Graduate Center now believes the use of gendered salutations like "Mr." and "Mrs." might offend some students. Might? The people who would be offended at that have no business in kollidge. A sanitarium, maybe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 08:53 AM (0HooB)

523 525 Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)

I think we need some proof of this.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (sgrzZ)


Yes. Perhaps some..... photographic evidence???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:54 AM (wtvvX)

524 What the left doesn't realize? If they get their utopian wish, all this nutbattery stops at a wall. Russia wouldn't have put up with this shit. They would have ended them.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:54 AM (czbC2)

525 Political Correctness does not exist. It is a social construct. Anyone who disagrees will be fired, banished to the outer darkness, their lives and families destroyed, and be made an un-person and symbol of hatred forevermore.

Posted by: despair at January 30, 2015 08:54 AM (dcY7v)

526 10-4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:54 AM (l1zOH)

527 Things that are politically incorrect: anything that does not portray the west in the worst possible terms. This covers 90% of political correctness.

Posted by: fb at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (JVEmw)

528 What the left doesn't realize? If they get their utopian wish, all this nutbattery stops at a wall. Russia wouldn't have put up with this shit. They would have ended them. Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM See: Idiots, useful

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (knoK7)

529 another bites the dust GAY COUPLE BULLIES IOWA CHRISTIAN BUSINESS OWNERS TO STOP HOSTING WEDDINGS therightscoop why are they winning this?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (IXrOn)

530 So what's the story on this Vox thing? Does it have any currency, or is it just some vanity project like HuffPo? Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (KGwO/) I stand by my position that Vox is a result of someone at GE losing a bet to Bezos and having to fund Vox as the default.

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (mf5HN)

531 534 10-4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (l1zOH)


Or just "6" for short...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (wtvvX)

532 I plan to start calling everyone by the terms "penis" and "vagina" instead. That's physically verifiable, so no offense should be taken. Of course, I plan to use the variant that isn't allowed to be used on this blog.

Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (VndSC)

533 testes

Posted by: ηθπ at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (evdj2)

534 So..., forget 'Ms', counter-punch this entire thing by using 'Miss'. At the least it will raise their blood pressure. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:53 PM (l1zOH) My old standby, "Hey, bitch!", seemed to go out of style years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 08:55 AM (oFCZn)

535 GAY COUPLE BULLIES IOWA CHRISTIAN BUSINESS OWNERS TO STOP HOSTING WEDDINGS ---- linky??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 08:56 AM (NaV4z)

536 It's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3, It's as easy to learn as your ABC. Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3, It's as easy to learn as your ABC.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 30, 2015 08:56 AM (4X5NS)

537 You'll need a license from Taylor Swift if you want to market goods using a variety of phrases found in her 2014 album "1989" - phrases such as "Party Like It's 1989," And if you use them commercially without her permission, she will have the right to sue you for an injunction or for damages. Why? Because Swift applied for and received federal trademark protection for those phrases. Party like it's 1988. FYTS.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (czbC2)

538 "Uni" is a totalizing prefix and definitively proscribed. All universities have been assigned proper nomenclature as "sophisties." State names are historical artifacts and, as such, deprecated. Official nomenclature will be assigned in IGY 2020.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (KGwO/)

539 I stand by my position that Vox is a result of someone at GE losing a bet to Bezos and having to fund Vox as the default. Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM I have to admit, that would explain a lot...

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (knoK7)

540 "Tidings" discimates againts people who don't live near shorelines, Ace!  You be a hater!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (XO6WW)

541 Or just "6" for short... Posted by: Tex ------------------- Only for close friends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (l1zOH)

542 Nothing, yet. I'm just hoping the Drs are running behind. I know the phrase is "No news is good news." But I feel like a) If the CT scan showed nothing, the appointment wouldn't take this long (1 pm ET) and b) If the news was good, I think she would call me right away to let me know everything was fine.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 08:57 AM (TMe1n)

543 Isnt VOX actually 5 times 0 times 10???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 08:58 AM (NaV4z)

544
I'm fine with the CUNY terms, just say "you, red sweater, big mammary glands".  Seems good to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 08:58 AM (wg9gY)

545 phrases such as "Party Like It's 1989,"

Is there anyone in the trademark office older than 25?

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 08:59 AM (ZKzrr)

546 545 Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (czbC2) Can't listen to her crap. If I didn't have a daughter I'd have no idea who she was.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 08:59 AM (sgrzZ)

547 alt post title: For The Umpteenth Time, There Is No War On Christmas

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 08:59 AM (K8c3j)

548 "Mammary" is classified as historical usage dating from the time human units were viviparous.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:00 AM (KGwO/)

549 Whoa. i left and came back in. Trust me this thread is starting to smell like 85634.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:00 AM (klaU/)

550 Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (czbC2) ---- Shake it off. Shake it off.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 09:00 AM (NaV4z)

551 I'm fine with the CUNY terms, just say "you, red sweater, big mammary glands". Seems good to me. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 01:58 PM (wg9gY) I prefer sweater meat.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:01 AM (sgrzZ)

552 Dear VOX,

How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie?

Cordially,

Willard R.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 09:01 AM (dVmLD)

553 And if you use them commercially without her permission, she will have the right to sue you for an injunction or for damages. Why? Because Swift applied for and received federal trademark protection for those phrases. It's dead in court.

Posted by: Prior Usage at January 30, 2015 09:01 AM (evdj2)

554 The last 6 years have been really hard for our country and our party. And, together, we have made some decisions that were very difficult and hard to explain. And we made those decisions not for the good of the country and the people but rather for personal gain and greed and political expedience. We are the Democratic Party and we are the lowest form of opportunistic scum on the face of the planet.

Posted by: Citizen Moron Biden VP at January 30, 2015 09:02 AM (VDovR)

555 gay bully link: http://tinyurl.com/pornpbf

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:02 AM (KGwO/)

556 But I feel like a) If the CT scan showed nothing, the appointment wouldn't take this long (1 pm ET) and b) If the news was good, I think she would call me right away to let me know everything was fine.

My wife's experience has been long wait, good news, just fyi.  Sometimes over a weekend, then Monday, "oh yeah, nothing so we didn't priority"/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 09:02 AM (wg9gY)

557 72 that is a myth

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:02 AM (KGwO/)

558 It's dead in court. Posted by: Prior Usage Are you saying that Tay Sway won't have final say?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible 23 Skidoo at January 30, 2015 09:03 AM (GuwT9)

559 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD.

Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 09:03 AM (JO9+V)

560 1984 taken yet?

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 09:03 AM (nqBYe)

561 1984 taken yet?

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 09:03 AM (nqBYe)

562 "I'm fine with the CUNY terms," Me too, if you add a "T" in there somewhere.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:03 AM (1Y+hH)

563 Dear VOX, How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie? Cordially, Willard R. A salad, some chianti, & a heavy-duty dental dam.

Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 30, 2015 09:04 AM (MbqmP)

564 Tickled Pink- A prayer for medical tests: http://tinyurl.com/ony5ak3 I will be praying for your mom and you too, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2015 09:04 AM (DXzRD)

565 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD. Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM I wouldn't be trying to wrap my brain around it...

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:04 AM (knoK7)

566 @565

Well, that's somewhat comforting.

I still would have expected a phone call, at least saying, "Well they will have the results in x, y, z days. I'm on my way home."

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 09:05 AM (TMe1n)

567

It freaks libs out when I ask to be referred to as "Miss."

I've never married, and I hate "Ms."  It doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: Biblio at January 30, 2015 09:05 AM (7o8VY)

568 so i have previously been upset at the the idea of aging now i lam rather looking forward to jumping off this planet.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 09:05 AM (nqBYe)

569 569 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD.

Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)


is that AtC? because I listened to the podcast and she sounded exactly like that...on helium.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:06 AM (klaU/)

570 We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx


Of course, now Peart roots for the priests and considers those lyrics "simplistic and embarassing".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2015 09:06 AM (B/VB5)

571 508 Oh and the bit about how Title IX is now the be all catch all for any batshittery the Left wants is spot on Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN) I still say that any college with >55% female enrollment can ignore Title IX. But the quickest way to get rid of it? Make all sports co-ed. Want complete gender equality? Great. No separate but equal here.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 09:06 AM (b65cm)

572 Posted by: 72 at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (XzRw1) Wow. Wtaf.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:06 AM (da5Wo)

573 527 CUNY is the name of the male quim Chris Hayes, Male Quim.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)

574 575 Univac, she could wrap her arms around that.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (sgrzZ)

575 @574...

How did you know I was Catholic? I started a Novena, and I couldn't make it one sentence in without crying.

I probably should have just taken the day off at work. I am absolutely useless right now.

Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (TMe1n)

576 I prefer sweater meat. Sweater puppies. Or sweater mischief.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (0HooB)

577 so i have previously been upset at the the idea of aging now i lam rather looking forward to jumping off this planet. Posted by: willow "I'm glad I'm old" has become my stock phrase as I peruse the news these days.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (1Y+hH)

578 But the quickest way to get rid of it? Make all sports co-ed. Want complete gender equality? Great. No separate but equal here. Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (b65cm) Yes. Yes. And...yes. Division I NCAA Lingerie Football. A thousand times yes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (/kVvc)

579 is that AtC? because I listened to the podcast and she sounded exactly like that...on helium. Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM It's that little bit of extra lift that adds even more racktasticness.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:07 AM (knoK7)

580 Texas Governor Abbot declared Feb 2nd Chris Kyle Day

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

581 @581 But the quickest way to get rid of it? Make all sports co-ed. --------------------- The way things are going, they're likely to end up that way anyway. "I feel female today..."

Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (UWFpX)

582 560 Dear VOX, How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie? Cordially, Willard R. Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (dVmLD) I believe the late John Pinette had the solution: "You go home now. You been here 4 hour!"

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (b65cm)

583 589 is that AtC? because I listened to the podcast and she sounded exactly like that...on helium.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM

It's that little bit of extra lift that adds even more racktasticness.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (knoK7)



Word.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (klaU/)

584 Of course, now Peart roots for the priests and considers those lyrics "simplistic and embarassing". As opposed to his later flights of sheer lyrical genius such as "Anagram" and "Neurotica." Oh well, I'm still paying more than I can afford to go see them in June.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

585

why are they winning this?

Not enough of them have been chain dragged behind a truck and mounted on the nearest barbed wire fence post?

 

Jesus Fuckity Fuck.

 

This is a happy fun thread and that's about the most stupid and hateful thing I've seen in the horde.  Which is saying a lot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (JtwS4)

586 phrases such as "Party Like It's 1989," Prince hasn't sued her yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 09:08 AM (0HooB)

587 Division I NCAA Lingerie Football.

Somehow I don't think that will be as much fun as you want it to be when it's open to all genders.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)

588 Division I NCAA Lingerie Football. A thousand times yes. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (/kVvc) So, Bannion wants to see 300lb offensive lineman in silk camisoles and thongs. Duly noted.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:09 AM (da5Wo)

589 And that's Thin Veneer of Civility's sock I'm calling out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:09 AM (JtwS4)

590 The term "Professor", and it's abbreviation, are hereby banned. It is a microagressive, esteem-damaging, oppressive symbol of assumed superiority, and is hereby banned. Likewise, any reference to academic achievement such as 'MSEE', 'BA', 'PhD', 'MD', and etc. are also banned.

Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (l1zOH)

591 Meremortal. It's tough to think about what is left for the children to inherit.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

592 I saw Sweater Puppies open for Guided by Voices, The Continental, Buffalo, 1999

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

593 "Texas Governor Abbot declared Feb 2nd Chris Kyle Day" Texas, the last somewhat dependable place.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (1Y+hH)

594 When are we going to open up mandatory selective service registration to all our citizens?

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (lf/74)

595 25 oh 624

Posted by: Ebola guy at January 30, 2015 09:10 AM (jzI6G)

596 597 Division I NCAA Lingerie Football.

Somehow I don't think that will be as much fun as you want it to be when it's open to all genders.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)



no shit I added a few pounds over holidays and its a bitch getting into the wife's pantyhose.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:11 AM (klaU/)

597 Pretty sure the color purple has been copyrighted.

Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 09:11 AM (l1zOH)

598 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD. Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V) ---- Two bowling balls in front of pin comes to my minds eye.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 09:11 AM (NaV4z)

599 Somehow I don't think that will be as much fun as you want it to be when it's open to all genders. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZKzrr) Those guys will all be the second string. After all....it's Lingerie Football. I'm OK with the occasional substitution as long as 60% of the players on the field are...young....nubile.... .... BRB. Bunk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:12 AM (/kVvc)

600 Abbott Sent out a tweet announcing Chris Kyle Day in Texas. He said "We honor our military heroes"

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 09:12 AM (zOTsN)

601 Prince hasn't sued her yet? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (0HooB) ---- Nope.

Posted by: The Song Formerly Know as Party Like Its 1999 at January 30, 2015 09:12 AM (NaV4z)

602 Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe) Oh, they will inherit plenty, dear one. Unfortunately the bullk of it will be debt and govt regulations, as you know.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:12 AM (1Y+hH)

603 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD. Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V) Lol, my mind goes to a 70 year old woman with them at knee level.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:13 AM (sgrzZ)

604 I don't sue girls.

Posted by: Prince at January 30, 2015 09:13 AM (7ObY1)

605 We want to see big sweaty mens, muscles rippling, breaths coming out in steam like bulls, bending over at the line of scrimmage. Two snaps and a twirl! Not some moistened bint in lingerie bouncing and heaving as she runs in slo mo.

Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 09:13 AM (JO9+V)

606 Time to repeal Title IX. We should also either deport or throw a bunch of these fuckwads into the looney bin forever.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 30, 2015 09:14 AM (scgac)

607

Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings.

Good afternoon fellow UnPersons of Moronica.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2015 09:14 AM (DL2i+)

608 I love Big Cis-brother

Posted by: simpering millenial at January 30, 2015 09:14 AM (HEo6y)

609 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD.
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)

Lol, my mind goes to a 70 year old woman with them at knee level.

Posted by: wrg500

 

We did NOT say that. We support The Empress.

 

And she should present photgraphic evidence to shame this peasant who doth offer offense.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (Spluw)

610 (#72) Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (K4YiS) I blame Latin. God knows I took enough of it.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (1Y+hH)

611 Good idea to request the use of "Miss." I had spinster aunts who insisted on it. I miss those gals. God, could they drink.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (KGwO/)

612 As opposed to his later flights of sheer lyrical genius such as "Anagram" and "Neurotica."

Oh well, I'm still paying more than I can afford to go see them in June.


I actually like Anagram.  It's a Blazing Saddles reference, after all.  The true lyrical nadir was Test for Echo.  I sometimes think "Virtuality" and "Dog Years" nearly justify his subsequent family trauma.

I'm also paying too much to see them in June, in Philly.  They're hinting this is the last large-scale tour, even though we know how that's played out for half a dozen other bands.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (B/VB5)

613 615 We want to see big sweaty mens, muscles rippling, breaths coming out in steam like bulls, bending over at the line of scrimmage.

Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (JO9+V)


Don't JUDGE us!!!


Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (klaU/)

614 How do we know that 'American Sniper' is incredibly popular and doing well at the box office? Michele Obama has praised it.

Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 09:15 AM (UWFpX)

615 new punky girl in office has a tat that says #NACl and I was all "shouldnt that be #SiO2"? got all glared at

Posted by: Ebola guy at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (jzI6G)

616 Look, Chris.  Forget about the food bank, I'm talking about Republican donors here.

Posted by: Willard R. at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (dVmLD)

617 Two snaps and a twirl! Not some moistened bint in lingerie bouncing and heaving as she runs in slo mo. Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (JO9+V) You forgot the as yet unheard of Around the World and Back Snap. http://tinyurl.com/n3fuwey

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/s][/u at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (/kVvc)

618 Calling another "citizen" sounds like when you call a Navy dude "shipmate". It's often with derisive undertones.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (Ra++W)

619 Meremortal, That was as cheery a response as mine. hah

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (nqBYe)

620 We did NOT say that. We support The Empress. At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get!

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (sgrzZ)

621 Woohoo,  Phone-It-In-Friday.

When's our next expected post, and will it be a  Hot Gas summary of Mitt's non-run announcement? 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (TOk1P)

622 I don't sue girls. Posted by: Prince at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (7ObY1) ----- But I do.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 09:16 AM (NaV4z)

623 political correctness is not an argument for tolerance. its a brown shirt tactic to stifle dialogue and debate

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (zOTsN)

 

Orwell knew that if one controls the language, the means of expression, one controls everything at its source. The Left evidently took notes.

Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (CAJL/)

624 Dammit, the cat's out of the bag.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/s][/u at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (/kVvc)

625  We did NOT say that. We support The Empress.

At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get!

Posted by: wrg500

 

Which are are happy to offer.

 

Empress, smite the heretic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (Spluw)

626 At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get! Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (sgrzZ) That is a true fact.

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (mf5HN)

627 Well, I think I can die happy now, having pretty much seen everything: the sidebar pic of a Pit Bull/Dachsund mix.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (0HooB)

628 I'm also paying too much to see them in June, in Philly. They're hinting this is the last large-scale tour, even though we know how that's played out for half a dozen other bands. I was down your way for YES at the Tower Theater last summer. At least Rush don't market their tours as "the last ever" like The Who. Have fun at the show. Wells Fargo Center, I see. First Niagara Center here in B-lo. Nice to see that the oldsters can still sell out hockey arenas.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

629 Maybe this is irrelevant but I've always struggled with the term ladies and gentlemen because not every woman is a lady and not every man is a gentleman.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2015 09:18 AM (xNkaN)

630 We did NOT say that. We support The Empress.

And she should present photgraphic evidence to shame this peasant who doth offer offense.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (Spluw)




Pray you Blue Hen, doth sucheth evidence existeth???

Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 09:18 AM (klaU/)

631
   It's so cute that I am expected to participate in this pernicious twaddle.

  Completely incorrect,but cute nonetheless.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2015 09:18 AM (jeCnD)

632
On the other hand, attending a college pronounced cunny seems politically incorrect.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 09:19 AM (wg9gY)

633 Navy dude "shipmate". It's often with derisive undertones. Posted by: fastfreefall ------------------ In the Army, when a soldier is addressed as 'Soldier', he (can I use the word 'he'?) is probably about to get an ass-reaming..., and not the kind that Barney Frank wants to hear more about.

Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 09:19 AM (l1zOH)

634 Now it is clear that the decline of a language must ultimately have political and economic causes: it is not due simply to the bad influence of this or that individual writer. But an effect can become a cause, reinforcing the original cause and producing the same effect in an intensified form, and so on indefinitely. A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks. It is rather the same thing that is happening to the English language. It becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts. George Orwell

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (KGwO/)

635 Damn sock. are there pics or not?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (klaU/)

636
Pray you Blue Hen, doth sucheth evidence existeth???

Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative

 

legend has it that such once did exist. Pudding may have been involved.

 

And missives did reach our ears regarding a bachelorette party that was forever changed.

 

But details do elude.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (Spluw)

637 Posted by: Ebola guy at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM *snort*

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (knoK7)

638 At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get! I'm ever ready to lend a hand, or two, Your grace.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (evdj2)

639 Pray you Blue Hen, doth sucheth evidence existeth??? Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (klaU/) Does oral testimony count? Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/s][/u at January 30, 2015 09:20 AM (/kVvc)

640 @637 If Dachshund was the Dad that's one BAD motherf*cker!

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (HEo6y)

641

On the other hand, attending a college pronounced cunny seems politically incorrect.

 

I studied French there.

 

I'm a CUNY Linguist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (JtwS4)

642 Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (evdj2) You may have to put your back into it.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (sgrzZ)

643 Any expression of being cis-gendered will be declared illegal H8 speech. Undoubtedly, if you use gendered terms contra normality, you will be rewarded. A blanket ban could be seen as an attack on "trans people".

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (0Ew3K)

644 @649 Does oral testimony count? Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim ------------------- Hearsay! Inadmissable!

Posted by: Judge junior at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (UWFpX)

645 643 -

Depends  on the tone of voice with which it is being delivered.  Sometimes the simple word  can be one of the highest  indications of respect. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:21 AM (TOk1P)

646 Pray you Blue Hen, doth sucheth evidence existeth???

Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (klaU/)


Does oral testimony count?

Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia

 

*oral*!?!

 

That is to say, let us hear your tale, and let the populace judge in the light of day.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:22 AM (Spluw)

647 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack. And her hair was perfect.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:22 AM (1Y+hH)

648 Orthodoxy, of whatever color, seems to demand a lifeless, imitative style. George Orwell

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:22 AM (KGwO/)

649 I studied French there.

I'ma CUNY Linguist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)

 

I thought it was decided punsters were doomed to the barrel.

Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 09:22 AM (CAJL/)

650 STOP CALLING THE HOMOSEXUALS GAY. IT'S FUCKING STUPID.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 09:23 AM (K8c3j)

651 Does oral testimony count? Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim Woodcarvings will suffice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 09:23 AM (0HooB)

652 At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get! It's no use Captain! We gave it all we've got. There's no fabric or structure in this Galaxy that can contain such dynamics.

Posted by: Chief Engineer M. Scott, Playtex Corp. at January 30, 2015 09:23 AM (JO9+V)

653 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack. And her hair was perfect. Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM Yee ha! Sweater Puppies of London!

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:23 AM (knoK7)

654 Thread straight to the gutter.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:23 AM (sgrzZ)

655 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

656 Bang

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (evdj2)

657 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack.

And her hair was perfect.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM


Yee ha! Sweater Puppies of London!

Posted by: -1^1/2

 

What would those be in metric? Three stone?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (Spluw)

658 Comment of the beast!

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (evdj2)

659 Does it help to put the thing in the attic?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (3Eg8d)

I didn't need to try that.....Mine is in a second floor bedroom and it covers the whole house including the basement.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (Zu3d9)

660 A muscled-up dachshund with pitbull head is an abomination against God and canine.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (dVmLD)

661 Okay, I've basically missed the whole thread. Did someone already point out that if we're going to go full Soviet, I should at least get to greet everyone as "Komrade!" and there should be epaulettes?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

662 @657 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack. And her hair was perfect. ------------------ And you didn't think of your fellow morons at the time!?

Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 09:25 AM (UWFpX)

663 One cannot change all this in a moment, but one can at least change one's own habits, and from time to time one can even, if one jeers loudly enough, send some worn-out and useless phrase ... into the dustbin where it belongs. George Orwell

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:25 AM (KGwO/)

664 Rod McKuen what are you doing ? ... Besides being dead

Posted by: Brady's Balls at January 30, 2015 09:25 AM (Z9spM)

665 "Thread straight to the gutter." Crap, Huckabee is here.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:25 AM (1Y+hH)

666 It's no use Captain! We gave it all we've got. There's no fabric or structure in this Galaxy that can contain such dynamics. Posted by: Chief Engineer M. Scott, Playtex Corp. at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM Then connect them to the warp drive, man!

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (knoK7)

667 Quick everybody hide your genitals.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (KGwO/)

668 Well, I think I can die happy now, having pretty much seen everything: the sidebar pic of a Pit Bull/Dachsund mix. F*ck me.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (czbC2)

669 Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM (CAJL/)

No punishment is too great for punsters.

Send 'em to the punitentiary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (Zu3d9)

670 If Dachshund was the Dad that's one BAD motherf*cker! Having owned several Dachshunds, I concur. That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped. Perfect wiener-dawg body, perfect Pit Bull noggin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (0HooB)

671 649 Does oral testimony count?

Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/u at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (/kVvc)




Oral testimony..heh.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:26 AM (klaU/)

672 Pic of AtC XLII DD http://tinyurl.com/qzgf4zl

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:27 AM (sgrzZ)

673 657 -

I saw a broad earlier today, she was walking between/behind cars on the other side  of a busy street, and all I could see was her top half at first.  I thought, "that's a rather chubby gal, but she sure did doll up her hair."

Then she emerged, free and clear of the cars.  Her bottom half was two toothpicks,  with boots  where the back end of  them was lifted to the point where it looked  like she was walking downhill.

No, not a chubby gal.   Essentially  living Barbie doll shaped.  Weird, and yet  refreshingly mesmerizing. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 09:27 AM (TOk1P)

674 At XLII DD she needs all the support she can get!

Well, being a Professional Engineer, I will gladly offer my services gladly to Her Highness.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 09:27 AM (wtvvX)

675 No punishment is too great for punsters.

Send 'em to the punitentiary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

 

Don't send 'em here. I have some standards.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 09:27 AM (Spluw)

676 Male Vox employees should be forced to wear dresses. I'm sure many are already wearing lingerie underneath it all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:27 AM (IXrOn)

677 But Senor y Senorita ees OK

Posted by: Manuel Labor at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (wAQA5)

678 That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped. Perfect wiener-dawg body, perfect Pit Bull noggin. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (0HooB) There's video.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (da5Wo)

679 Is Cochran around? I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (oFCZn)

680


That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped.

 

I saw it on another site this morning.  Multiple photos and video. 

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (JtwS4)

681 Alright, time for some prep for tonight's gig, which will be awesome. Try to keep it correct around here, indeterminates.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (1Y+hH)

682 That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped. Perfect wiener-dawg body, perfect Pit Bull noggin. Story says it's up for adoption thru an animal shelter.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (czbC2)

683 Indeed. Some future civilization will probably refer to Huxley and Orwell as Prophets. Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3) Been referring to Orwell as a prophet since they passed that fcuking Patriot Act bullshit and established the plethora of new alphabet agencies, populated by the cast of "Idiocracy". Republicans, too. *spit*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (mru3R)

684 send 'em to the punitentiary We will devise fit punishments for them later.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:28 AM (KGwO/)

685 I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM Moar vodka.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:29 AM (knoK7)

686 685 No punishment is too great for punsters.Send 'em to the punitentiary. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Don't send 'em here. I have some standards. Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (Spluw Muldoon is out on Punrole.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:29 AM (2Aj5D)

687 Oversized head. Rami will be a star, says Merv.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (IXrOn)

688 No punishment is too great for punsters.

Send 'em to the punitentiary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (Zu3d9)



Fuck, I laughed at that. Now I have to go too. Damn you CBD.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (klaU/)

689 I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM Pussy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (2Aj5D)

690 What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar? More vodka.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (KGwO/)

691 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (oFCZn)

More vodka.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (Zu3d9)

692 Doxie/pit bull mix and punitetiary... Threads dead...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (Bn6aD)

693

I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar?

 

Moar vodka.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (JtwS4)

694 Pic of AtC XLII DD http://tinyurl.com/qzgf4zl Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM Is it wrong to be vaguely disappointed that that wasn't a link to a pic of a face-sized spider?

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (knoK7)

695 637 Well, I think I can die happy now, having pretty much seen everything: the sidebar pic of a Pit Bull/Dachsund mix. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (0HooB) I love dogs more than most people, but that is just one ugly MFer.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015 09:30 AM (mru3R)

696 I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (oFCZn) Honestly, it's low class as hell and look's like Hulk's piss, but I put vodka in Dt Mtn Dew all the time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:31 AM (da5Wo)

697 IT'S DEAD, JIM.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 09:31 AM (wtvvX)

698

@657 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack.

..................

Saw one this morning with her braless pointers struggling to decide direction.

Just missed a five car pileup.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 09:31 AM (wAQA5)

699

What's a good chaser for vodka?

 

A Russian with the DTs.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 09:31 AM (Spluw)

700 I love dogs more than most people, but that is just one ugly MFer. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015 Just remember there are more of us ugly mfers than there are of you beautiful beautiful people Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:31 AM (2Aj5D)

701 380 I hate to argue with Zombie, but I had learned that those 'feminine' Latin nouns were actually masculine 1st declension nouns, meaning you'd use the masculine endings on adjectives adjectiving them. So NAVTA'MAGNVS is a great (or big) sailor, but INSVLA'MAGNA is a big (or great) island. So knowing the gender and declension are both important. Posted by: Lance McCormick Well if I remember correctly, they had this weird gender classification for those kind of nouns in the old textbooks, which was called "common" -- neither feminine, nor masculine, nor neuter. So it would say, agricola -- c. Sailor. The "c" stood for "common." I think in those cases you were supposed to make the adjective agree with the gender of the person if you knew the gender of the person, but the default would be feminine if the gender was unknown. So if you held up a really big juicy apple, you'd say either "Quintus, an agricola peritus (skilled farmer, in the masculine because you knew it was a male farmer) grew this apple," BUT, if you didn't know who grew it, it would be "Surely an agricola perita (skilled farmer, but in the feminine case as the default) grew this apple." However, I couldn't swear this is always 100% true. My memory of my schooldays at Cicero's knee 2000 years ago are a little vague at this point.

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 09:32 AM (K4YiS)

702 Is it wrong to be vaguely disappointed that that wasn't a link to a pic of a face-sized spider? Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (knoK7) YES! Speaking of Morgana, I do seem to recall that she was charged with trespassing and her defense to the judge was Your Honor, I was just leaning over the railing and gravity took its course. She won.

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 09:32 AM (mf5HN)

703 Honestly, it's low class as hell and look's like Hulk's piss, but I put vodka in Dt Mtn Dew all the time. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (da5Wo) Thank you! I almost thought with all the smartass answers I've gotten that I'd finally stumbled over a question the Horde couldn't answer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:32 AM (oFCZn)

704
Threads dead...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (Bn6aD)


well then it needs...wait for it...More Vodka!

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:32 AM (klaU/)

705 Honestly, it's low class as hell and look's like Hulk's piss, but I put vodka in Dt Mtn Dew all the time. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM I use to mix 151 Rum and Dew when I was a younger more intoxicated young man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:32 AM (2Aj5D)

706 She won. Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM Now that's all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:33 AM (knoK7)

707 Thank you! I almost thought with all the smartass answers I've gotten that I'd finally stumbled over a question the Horde couldn't answer. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (oFCZn I said pussy, not ass. But if you want to chase it down with ass you can be Steve Kroft Jr.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:33 AM (2Aj5D)

708 Taylor Swift has now gone certifiably batshit. I get her music justice warrior deal about removing her music from free download sites. But she has allowed her fame and money to begin clouding her judgement regarding just how special and privileged her product is that she is putting out. John Stossel was covering this on Fox this morning. He provided an example of how ridiculous trademarking has become. When the movie "Selma' was made, the producers wanted to include the full text of Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech. However, the King family has trademarked that speech and in order to use it commercially, one has to pay a fortune to the King family to gain their sign off on it. The producers decided against the ransom money for the speech. A speech that is taught in schools and has been in the public domain for years, but in order to be used "commercially" must be bought and paid for. Kind of reminds me of a certain family brawl that broke out of hoodies being sold by a non authorized family member,hoodies that his mother had trademarked his likeness on..... Taylor Swift is jumping the shark here. No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend, she is high maintenence.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 09:33 AM (peLB8)

709 Zed's dead, too.

Posted by: Bruce Willis at January 30, 2015 09:33 AM (wAQA5)

710 or Kate Upton http://tinyurl.com/qy94sku

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:34 AM (KGwO/)

711 Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (mf5HN) Well her assets did arrive 5 minutes before the rest of her.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:34 AM (sgrzZ)

712 I don't know about Diet Dew though. Stuff makes me feel like shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:34 AM (oFCZn)

713

I used to take a 0 calorie Lifewater (some flavors have 100 calories) and add vodka for my long commute home.

 

Now it's bourbon and ice in a coffee cup with a lid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:34 AM (JtwS4)

714 Zed's dead, too. Get to the choppa!

Posted by: Dutch at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (evdj2)

715 I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar? Redhead.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (czbC2)

716 This is gonna be harder for some.

Posted by: Non offensive gender neutral appellation Magoo at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (gRkgh)

717 710 or Kate Upton http://tinyurl.com/qy94sku Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (KGwO/ I didn't know she had a mole in her arm pit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (2Aj5D)

718 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (JtwS4)

How long a drive is it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (Zu3d9)

719 Free Beacon @FreeBeacon "I Need a Hashtag!" http://goo.gl/kRIhGG

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 09:35 AM (ZPrif)

720 Summon the Slow Newsday Gorn.

Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 09:36 AM (evdj2)

721 Taylor Swift is jumping the shark here. No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend, she is high maintenence. Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM Given that half of her songs appear to consist of yelling at an ex and saying 'screw you, haterz, I'm teh awesome', I'm pretty sure the cra-cra is a given.

Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 09:36 AM (knoK7)

722 Free Beacon @FreeBeacon "I Need a Hashtag!" #ToughShit

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:36 AM (czbC2)

723 How about some bananas and Sprite and a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 09:37 AM (wAQA5)

724 Speaking of Morgana, I do seem to recall that she was charged with trespassing and her defense to the judge was Your Honor, I was just leaning over the railing and gravity took its course. She won. Yes! Houston Astros game at the beloved Astrodome. She ran on field and kissed Nolan Ryan. Richard "Racehorse" Haynes was her defense attorney who offered that novel defense. Judge sized up the defendant Morgana and dismissed the case. With prejudice. Good times when people weren't so fricking serious about every damn little thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 09:37 AM (JO9+V)

725 say what you will about Jim Hoft and the GatewayPundit (I personally love the site and his energy), but when he puts out those accumulated charts and stats, not one lib can argue with it http://tinyurl.com/oppwfdg devestating

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:37 AM (IXrOn)

726 712 I don't know about Diet Dew though. Stuff makes me feel like shit. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (oFCZn) What about a lemonade mix? I know there are diet ones out there. Crystal light or something similar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:38 AM (da5Wo)

727 Swift is another icon of the narcissist age.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (KGwO/)

728 Not addressing people with any sort of descriptive, will they not refer to the "prophet" Muhammad?

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (ne2fm)

729 What about a lemonade mix? I know there are diet ones out there. Crystal light or something similar. You can get minute made light lemonade in a can... 5 calories and pretty good..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (Bn6aD)

730 The legislators of WA state have expunged the word 'man' from all public documents. No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything. I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.

Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (EU/xj)

731 How about bitter lemon or tonic? I thought that they were low in both.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (Spluw)

732 but when he puts out those accumulated charts and stats, not one lib can argue with it

And yet, the spittle will fly.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (ZKzrr)

733

How long a drive is it?

 

80 miles.  1:20 hrs on the way in at 0 dark hundred, 2:00 hrs home.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:39 AM (JtwS4)

734 say what you will about Jim Hoft and the GatewayPundit (I personally love the site and his energy), but when he puts out those accumulated charts and stats, not one lib can argue with it http://tinyurl.com/oppwfdg devestating Real unemployment - 23%.

Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20[/s][/i][/b] at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (czbC2)

735 717 710 or Kate Upton

http://tinyurl.com/qy94sku

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (KGwO/

I didn't know she had a mole in her arm pit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (2Aj5D)



damn. be right back.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (klaU/)

736 The legislators of WA state have expunged the word 'man' from all public documents. No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything. I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore. But what about my man cave?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (sgrzZ)

737 What about a lemonade mix? I know there are diet ones out there. Crystal light or something similar. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:38 PM (da5Wo) Thanks I'll look around. I picked up this no calorie no sugar drink that I'll try tonight, but it has sucralose in it and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER so who knows.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (oFCZn)

738

The legislators of WA state have expunged the word 'man' from all public documents.

No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything.

I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.

Posted by: Hank

 

I refuse to display this POS.

Posted by: That horizontal thing over the fireplace at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (Spluw)

739 Huh...she does have moles. nice ones though. In nice places.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:40 AM (klaU/)

740 and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER

If it's on the internet, it's probably true.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 09:41 AM (ZKzrr)

741 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (JtwS4)

No wonder you drink!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)

742 good GatewayPundit link lies on top of lies, on top of more lies

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:41 AM (KGwO/)

743 Taylor Swift is jumping the shark here. No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend, she is high maintenence. Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (peLB I do not know any of her music, yet she's one of the wealthiest artists on the planet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:42 AM (IXrOn)

744 Saw Al Roker on TV this morning for the first time in years. I think he's suffering from the same strain of the Ayds as Sharpton.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 09:42 AM (wAQA5)

745 Thank you for inviting me in

Posted by: The Twelfth Imam at January 30, 2015 09:42 AM (kFxpe)

746 740 and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER

If it's on the internet, it's probably true.

Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:41 PM (ZKzrr)


Huh...nice cancer though. In nice places.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (klaU/)


Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:43 AM (klaU/)

747 how about the use of:  "Tovarishch"

enjoy, comrades!

Posted by: Waldo at January 30, 2015 09:43 AM (M1MpJ)

748 Thanks I'll look around. I picked up this no calorie no sugar drink that I'll try tonight, but it has sucralose in it and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER so who knows. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (oFCZn) Me personally, I would try some different diet drinks like mtn dew, sunkist (I know somebody who swears by that combo), 7up, Sprite, etc. Also try the different lemonade type mixes. REMINDER: Pure alcohol (no sugary mixer) is a depressant and therefore lowers blood sugar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:43 AM (da5Wo)

749 Girls buy most of the music these days. Probably was always the case?

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 09:43 AM (KGwO/)

750 Yes! Houston Astros game at the beloved Astrodome. She ran on field and kissed Nolan Ryan. Richard "Racehorse" Haynes was her defense attorney who offered that novel defense. Judge sized up the defendant Morgana and dismissed the case. With prejudice. Good times when people weren't so fricking serious about every damn little thing. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 02:37 PM (JO9+V) Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura: http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

751 REMINDER: Pure alcohol (no sugary mixer) is a depressant and therefore lowers blood sugar. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (da5Wo) And no carbs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:44 AM (oFCZn)

752 if this thread keeps going much longer are we in danger of breaking the internet?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:45 AM (klaU/)

753 How dare you drink that.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at January 30, 2015 09:45 AM (Dwehj)

754 Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN) Couldn't you find a link of someone beating the shit out of Jesse Ventura? That I would like to see. Even pay money to see.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:45 AM (sgrzZ)

755 Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura: http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN) Never. Not. Awesome. And Miss TheChick, what is the best part of that story?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:46 AM (da5Wo)

756 Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura: http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN) Nolan really did in some wonderful punches, didn't he.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:46 AM (IXrOn)

757 Speaking of Nolan Ryan beating the ever loving shit out of Robin Ventura, at what point did Ventura begin to question his life choices? One step in? Two?

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 09:47 AM (mf5HN)

758 However, I couldn't swear this is always 100% true. My memory of my schooldays at Cicero's knee 2000 years ago are a little vague at this point.

Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (K4YiS)

 

I took three years of high school Latin. I'm still puzzled by my own motivations. I did get to read stuff like Cicero's works and Julius Caesar's 'Gallic Wars' in the original, so that was pretty cool.

Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 09:47 AM (CAJL/)

759 >>Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (peLB

IIRC, the Library of Congress wanted MLK's papers but the family would only *sell* them, not donate as everyone else does.

Taylor Swift shed her Country image/music style label then moved to NYC and started hanging out w/people like Lena Dunham. Hard to believe that has improved her outlook.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 09:47 AM (ABcz/)

760 if this thread keeps going much longer are we in danger of breaking the internet? Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (klaU/) Ace doesn't know what to say about Romney dropping out of the race.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:47 AM (IXrOn)

761 Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura: That should really just stay on the main page. It sums up so much of the Moron take on things so succinctly. at what point did Ventura begin to question his life choices? One step in? Two? I think it was about the time the arm went around his neck.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)

762 I took three years of high school Latin also. The only latin I remember is " semper ubi sub ubi".

Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 09:48 AM (sgrzZ)

763 As Morganna wobbled towards him, Ryan knelt and opened his arms wide to take her embrace in a full frontal motorboat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 09:48 AM (JO9+V)

764 I picked up a jug of Ketel One because of the deep discount on it. Tanquery makes a good vodka but I haven't been able to find it around here in years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 09:49 AM (oFCZn)

765

Couldn't you find a link of someone beating the shit out of Jesse Ventura? That I would like to see. Even pay money to see.

 

You want your widow to get sued?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:49 AM (JtwS4)

766 Since we're all "citizens" now, can we be like the French and whack off the heads of the aristocracy (aka our "betters")?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 30, 2015 09:49 AM (TR90z)

767 hahahaha @ "suge" knight I mean, racism!!

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 09:49 AM (K8c3j)

768 at what point did Ventura begin to question his life choices? One step in? Two? I think it was about the time the arm went around his neck. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 02:48 PM (kff5f) Two points. It began to dawn on him when he realized he couldn't get away. It really sunk in when Ryan went from shots to the top of the head to the uppercuts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 09:50 AM (da5Wo)

769

 

Yes! Houston Astros game at the beloved Astrodome.

 

so beloved that when voters were given a choice to renovate it and turn it into convention space or tear it down a few years ago voters voted to demolish it

Posted by: kj at January 30, 2015 09:50 AM (lKyWE)

770 756 Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura:

http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)



Nolan really did in some wonderful punches, didn't he.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:46 PM (IXrOn)


fattened Venturas lip. Nice.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 09:50 AM (klaU/)

771 753 How dare you drink that. Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (Dwehj Damn Booze-Con

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 09:51 AM (2Aj5D)

772 The legislators of WA state have expunged the word 'man' from all public documents. No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything. I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore. Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (EU/xj) Historical ignorance of the English language. "man" used to refer to just a person. A "woman" to a female person" and Waepman/werman for male person. Bring back "Werman" or "Waepman" for male person. While we are at it, bring back the letter "Þ"

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2015 09:51 AM (0Ew3K)

773 hahahaha @ "suge" knight

If I had a son...never mind.

Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 30, 2015 09:52 AM (Dwehj)

774 noodie doodie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 09:52 AM (IXrOn)

775 Just don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: 2soonold2latesmart at January 30, 2015 09:53 AM (Sot2r)

776 The Prophet Ace has spoken. 



All hail the Moron Citizens and teh Hobos they kill.  Hence forth, the Hoard will be referred to as MC's .



It is written, so shall it be.



Posted by: Nip Sip at January 30, 2015 09:53 AM (0FSuD)

777 Two points. It began to dawn on him when he realized he couldn't get away. It really sunk in when Ryan went from shots to the top of the head to the uppercuts. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:50 PM (da5Wo) I love the uppercuts. Also the instant head lock. It's just so oh you are running at me, aren't you adorable, I wrestle down steers in the offseason, pumpkin.

Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 09:54 AM (mf5HN)

778

While we are at it, bring back the letter "Þ"

 

I imagine my cardboard membership won't reproduce the thorn character, but yeah. 

 

I love telling people that "ye olde" is pronounced "the old" because thorn became Y.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 09:56 AM (JtwS4)

779 The legislators of WA state have expunged the word 'man' from all public documents. No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything. I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.
Posted by: Hank
So a woman is now just a "wo"?

Posted by: Penfold 25.3 at January 30, 2015 09:57 AM (Fbt5B)

780 Can we call each other Comrade Moron and Comrade Moronette? If we are going to be good slaves of the State, we might as well go whole hog. Please, though, no all gray clothing and those stupid zek hats. Don't like the zek hats.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2015 10:01 AM (72D6h)

781 777  I love the uppercuts. Also the instant head lock.  It's just so oh you are running at me, aren't you adorable, I wrestle down steers in the offseason, pumpkin.


That's what happens when you thoughtlessly charge a mound with little or no  forethought, ill intent, and no protection.  You get "whipped".

BTW, that was the DUMBEST and worst mound charge I've ever seen.  Here Pops, grab me around the neck and whoop my ass.

Ventura shown to be the punk he was.  Good job Pops.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 30, 2015 10:03 AM (h4UbF)

782 779 so a woman is now just a "wo"? No, they've achieved personhood.

Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 10:07 AM (EU/xj)

783 It's just me, but I always default to advice my best friend in school gave me... If you're going to charge the mound, bring the fucking bat with you.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 30, 2015 10:12 AM (eytER)

784 Call me "Comrade Avogadro." + 6.022 x 1o^23.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 10:17 AM (u82oZ)

785 144 Oh, and I forget the most unexpected feminine profession noun of all, in Latin: sailor = nauta There is no masculine noun for sailor! Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (K4YiS) Rum, buggery, and the lash.

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 30, 2015 10:30 AM (Edob3)

786 Did someone already point out that if we're going to go full Soviet, I should at least get to greet everyone as "Komrade!" and there should be epaulettes? Posted by: AllenG ------------------ And 'Hero' medals, dammit.

Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 10:34 AM (vPh3W)

787 This had better have been announced in a "Dear Colleague" letter...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 30, 2015 10:38 AM (xq1UY)

788 Well now I'm officially offended 'cause I don't consider myself a Moron or a citizen.  What about me!?!?  (insert tears of shame here)

Posted by: Michael at January 30, 2015 10:59 AM (foEFs)

789 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 30, 2015 11:24 AM (uV0j1)

790 So far down the list! But, here goes. "Hail Yes"

Posted by: lynn at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (AjrEe)

791 From henceforth, I will address Leftists with the gender neutral, "Hey idiot."

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