September 29, 2014

The World is Stupid - Also MNF
— Dave in Texas

I had to deal with a kid's car today and I got off cheap.

SO I got that goin for me, which is nice.

MNF 9 29.jpg

Patriots. Chiefs. Chiefs is likely the next target.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:51 PM | Comments (401)
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1 Damn she's just showing off everything in that pose isn't she. And just look at those elbows obscenely on display.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 02:55 PM (z/Ubi)

2 first?

Posted by: puddleglum at September 29, 2014 02:55 PM (tQQRE)

3 Jags babes have been popular here as of late.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 02:56 PM (ZqguR)

4 It's the eyes. Look at the eyes. Windows to the soul.

Posted by: Dizzie's Spinning Top News Service at September 29, 2014 02:58 PM (GBX3O)

5 Chiefs is likely the next target. They are? Whatever. APPROVED

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 29, 2014 02:59 PM (FcR7P)

6 Crap. Watching a replay of Towson vs Maine (FCS). I will follow that with pre-season NHL. I may check in with MNF now and then. I hate the Pats, indifferent to KC, and the game won't affect what happens to the Steelers anyway. Its not like they're going to the playoffs. Fuck you Michelle O! I will never let go of my pessimism!!

Posted by: puddleglum at September 29, 2014 02:59 PM (tQQRE)

7 I guess cheerleaders is one thing the Jags can do right.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 02:59 PM (3MNCs)

8

Backfield in motion!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2014 03:00 PM (JO9+V)

9 The cheerleaders and the biggest in the NFL video display.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 03:00 PM (3MNCs)

10 4 It's the eyes. Look at the eyes. Windows to the soul. Posted by: Dizzie's Spinning Top News Service at September 29, 2014 07:58 PM (GBX3O) Her soul is saying "check out my ass"

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)

11 She has a horrible looking mustache under her arm pit. Not good.

Posted by: Ronster at September 29, 2014 03:02 PM (3Dhf5)

12 After what DeMarco Murray and Tony Romo did to the Saints last night, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal called on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to investigate the rape epidemic at AT&T Stadium.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 03:02 PM (uhMMS)

13 It's the eyes. Look at the eyes. Windows to the soul.
Posted by: Dizzie's Spinning Top News Service at September 29, 2014 07:58 PM (GBX3O)

I look into her eyes and see a "room for rent sign"...I keed! I'm sure she is a lovely, kindhearted lass who only judges a man on the character of his soul.

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2014 03:03 PM (yRwC8)

14
Yep.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 03:03 PM (mgE2f)

15 Did I just accidentally eat the Patriots DC? Oops. *BURP*

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 29, 2014 03:03 PM (ZqguR)

16 I know rape jokes are never funny, but what I'm saying is that the Cowboys had their way sexually with the Saints throughout last night's game.  Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 03:04 PM (uhMMS)

17 Her eyes sez 'Yes' but those elbows are shouting 'Time for you to die'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2014 03:04 PM (cHZB7)

18 Mmm elbows.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at September 29, 2014 03:04 PM (IrByp)

19
Out of an abundance of caution, I would have to hit it.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 03:06 PM (mgE2f)

20 She seems nice.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 29, 2014 03:07 PM (dvRYt)

21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them?

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2014 03:07 PM (/FnUH)

22 She looks like she just cut the cutest little fart.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 03:07 PM (uhMMS)

23 I hate the Pay-tree-yots.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:07 PM (KuU4f)

24 16 I know rape jokes are never funny, but what I'm saying is that the Cowboys had their way sexually with the Saints throughout last night's game. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 08:04 PM (uhMMS) No, you mean literally speaking. You must not be smart like me. I'm really, literally smart.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2014 03:08 PM (+XMAD)

25 What's going on underneath her underarm?

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 03:08 PM (2x3L+)

26 What's going on underneath her underarm? Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 08:08 PM (2x3L+) An emanation of a penumbra!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 03:09 PM (o3MSL)

27 Dave is trolling us again.

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 03:09 PM (2x3L+)

28 >>> I know rape jokes are never funny, but

According to Lena Dunham's new memoir, as reported by Time, you can have a tragicomic rape story??? So it has a funny ending, or something? No, I don't know what the rules are either.

Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2014 03:09 PM (yRwC8)

29 I'd like to count that Jaguarette's spots.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2014 03:11 PM (sYUHT)

30 I'd hit that like a Yemeni RPG hitting some random Western embassy.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 29, 2014 03:11 PM (egOKw)

31 Even now John Gruden has not lost the Dwight Schrute haircut.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:12 PM (ZqguR)

32 I started this elbow thing last year on a stupid throw away joke, who knew? But it's not the worst thing I've ever done I guess.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:12 PM (hqVUe)

33 Fuck the Patriots

Posted by: Zakn at September 29, 2014 03:13 PM (ec1Ol)

34 According to Lena Dunham's new memoir, as reported by Time, you can have a tragicomic rape story??? So it has a funny ending, or something? No, I don't know what the rules are either. Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2014 08:09 PM (yRwC This is funny because who would rape Lena Dunham? *ducks*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 29, 2014 03:13 PM (oFCZn)

35 Andy Reid call timout yet?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 03:13 PM (ucDmr)

36 Ah, playing the Patriots again. I hope my quarterback doesn't puke on the field this time.

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 29, 2014 03:14 PM (ZqguR)

37 Eight things? That's nuts

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 03:15 PM (zOTsN)

38 >>>SO I got that goin for me, which is nice. I'm envious. Youngest called tonight and wanted to know if she could move back home if she can't find an apartment for a semester. I threw up a little bit in my mouth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:15 PM (A4oX7)

39 35 Andy Reid call timout yet? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 08:13 PM (ucDmr) --No, but he has already eaten his challenge flag.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:15 PM (ZqguR)

40 21 There are eight things wrong with this woman.

Can you name them? Posted by: ace

1. She's not married to me.
2. Daddy Warbucks is her father and has only promised her $500 mil as a dowry to marry me.
3. She said the ring I got her was way to big.

Well, you can see where this is going and hell yes, I *would* marry her even if she was dirt poor, barefoot and pregnant with our love child because I'm that kind of guy.

I don't see anything wrong with her.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at September 29, 2014 03:15 PM (baiNQ)

41 I'd hit that AT&T girl. Because by now she is LOADED.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2014 03:16 PM (sYUHT)

42 21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? Posted by: ace at September 29, 2014 08:07 PM (/FnUH) --Okay, I'll start. Sometimes her stool is a little loose.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:17 PM (ZqguR)

43 @40. What about those dang elbows? Too. Pointy.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:17 PM (OYEUO)

44 She's not with you x 4 She will never be with you x 4

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 03:17 PM (zOTsN)

45 Abundance of elbow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 29, 2014 03:17 PM (W5DcG)

46 21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? Posted by: ace at September 29, 2014 08:07 PM (/FnUH) Right boob Left boob Right cheek Left cheek Elbows No camel toe Amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:18 PM (A4oX7)

47 21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? Posted by: ace at September 29, 2014 08:07 PM (/FnUH) 1 she isn't naked. 2 she's not sitting on my lap 3 she's not making me a sandwich How am I doing so far?

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:18 PM (z/Ubi)

48 @ace do fake things count?

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:18 PM (OYEUO)

49 Can we please hear MORE about the Hispanic heritage of the NFL?

Also, what about Peruvia's contribution?

Posted by: Good MNF at September 29, 2014 03:18 PM (rCS6C)

50 Right boob Left boob Right cheek Left cheek Elbows No camel toe Amirite? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 08:18 PM (A4oX7) Agreed.

Posted by: Elton John at September 29, 2014 03:19 PM (ZqguR)

51 Time out!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 29, 2014 03:19 PM (zDsvJ)

52 Hot girls live in Jax. --> from a hot girl living in Jax.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at September 29, 2014 03:20 PM (541Kg)

53 Oh Ace was asking and not some other cob

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:20 PM (A4oX7)

54 I stopped watching games with the sound on a couple yrs ago, It goes much better that way.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:20 PM (hqVUe)

55 The ATT girl (Milana Vayntrub) was born in Uzbekistan but looks and sounds totally American. I hope she is not a spy.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 03:21 PM (3MNCs)

56 51 Time out!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 29, 2014 08:19 PM (zDsvJ) During the anthem? Sure Y-not?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:21 PM (A4oX7)

57 @52 We. Have. Rules.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:21 PM (OYEUO)

58 For teej, GO CHIEFS!!! Make some noise KC

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 03:21 PM (2x3L+)

59 She has a scullery maid's buttocks.  Sure sign of peasant stock.  Her thigh to waist proportioning is atrocious.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 03:21 PM (uhMMS)

60 52 Hot girls live in Jax. --> from a hot girl living in Jax. Posted by: Caunotaucarius at September 29, 2014 08:20 PM (541Kg) Pics or it ain't so

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:22 PM (A4oX7)

61 I'm installing 2008 Canon camera software on my computer, is it any wonder I'm trying for third time?

Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 03:23 PM (sj3Ax)

62 59 She has a scullery maid's buttocks. Sure sign of peasant stock. Her thigh to waist proportioning is atrocious. Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 29, 2014 08:21 PM (uhMMS) I think I'm gonna have to do a taste test to verify that.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)

63 No, but he has already eaten his challenge flag.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 08:15 PM (ZqguR)



Y'all do know that that printout he holds during the game isn't a play list but the Chinese menu for the local restaurant in town.  He takes all from Column A and all from Column B.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:23 PM (KuU4f)

64 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2014 03:24 PM (KCxzN)

65 Okoye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:24 PM (ZqguR)

66 Where are all the fucking Indians protesting this drum banging shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:24 PM (A4oX7)

67 Oh you sweet thang you--you little Jaguar's cheerleader. Of course my Chargers kicked your team's butt yesterday, so there's that. But if you need consolation, well I'm your man.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 29, 2014 03:25 PM (wdHk6)

68 I really admire her mammary system, her cleanness, sharpness, and dairyness are impressive. She has the right pigmentation for a far northern pasture ornament. Her prospects for herd-retention, of course, depend on her grazing ability, her hoof and leg soundness, and her calving ease. With the 2nd criterion in mind, I would suggest extra handling by the most sensitive herdsman, costs permitting. He may even want to break her to saddle. A high-producing dairy animal, trained to rein, is an awesome creature.

Posted by: Driftless Area Dougal at September 29, 2014 03:25 PM (gLt83)

69 Posted by: LizLem at September 29, 2014 08:09 PM (yRwC) I've known women who were raped and yeah it was rape rape and they didn't find any comedy in the situation at all. They were afraid they would also be killed. But I guess that nowadays campus "rape" can be tragicomic. Like for instance when a Lena Dunham type gets drunk and picks up a drunk guy at a bar and the next morning, they both wake up and think "Whew! The beer goggles were on last night!" But she thinks about it some more, like for about a month and because she has a steel trap memory just like Tyson's she remembers she was raped and reports him to the authorities. So see, she gets the last laugh! Well, I guess that scenario isn't too funny either. So I have no idea what that Dunham dolt is going on about.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2014 03:25 PM (+XMAD)

70 The Nigerian Nightmare, along with Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith, are who made me a Chiefs fan at the beginning.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:25 PM (ZqguR)

71 That Turd Cutter is flat..... Like Nebraska.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 03:26 PM (jucos)

72 Liberals hate that tomahawk chop.  You're up next Kansas City.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 03:26 PM (UvR6d)

73 Good lord those elbows could pierce a IIIa vest WITH trauma plate... if a man was lucky...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 29, 2014 03:26 PM (XO6WW)

74 69, off dumb dirty sock!

Posted by: Donna and V. at September 29, 2014 03:26 PM (+XMAD)

75 There are eight things wrong with this woman.

Can you name them?

Posted by: ace at September 29, 2014 08:07 PM (/FnUH)



She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

She won't let you make her pancakes.

And...

Her elbows are too pointy.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:26 PM (KuU4f)

76 Well fuck, Pixy.  Thanks for removing those line breaks for me.  You're the bee's knees.  Fucker.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:27 PM (KuU4f)

77 I wonder if Peaches has her Tom Brady drool big on yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:27 PM (A4oX7)

78 I idem I like your hash XMAD

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 03:27 PM (zOTsN)

79 The ATT girl (Milana Vayntrub) was born in Uzbekistan but looks and sounds totally American. I hope she is not a spy. I read that as I hope she is not a guy.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:28 PM (OYEUO)

80 Bib

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:28 PM (A4oX7)

81 #21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? I assume visually? No. No, I can't name them. Can't really name any.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 29, 2014 03:29 PM (kVzqa)

82 76 Well fuck, Pixy. Thanks for removing those line breaks for me. You're the bee's knees. Fucker. Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 08:27 PM (KuU4f) Joining the club, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:30 PM (A4oX7)

83 Will I be banned next?

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:31 PM (KuU4f)

84 Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 08:23 PM (sj3Ax) Generally that kind of camera specific software is not needed if you have a photo editing program. YMMV!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 03:32 PM (o3MSL)

85 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them?

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:32 PM (hqVUe)

86 I have an explicit memory of banging this cheerleader on multiple occasions.

Posted by: Marmo at September 29, 2014 03:32 PM (pcgW1)

87 So on drudge ....the Brits have yet to fire a missile in their raids over Iraq. Wtf....

Posted by: E.T. at September 29, 2014 03:32 PM (K+RBk)

88 I think she is adorable. You can find 8 things wrong with her??? If I were 30 years younger, I still wouldn't look like that!

Posted by: 'Ette in training, a striving wannabe at September 29, 2014 03:32 PM (uxg8U)

89 83 Will I be banned next? Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 08:31 PM (KuU4f) We can help you out. Pixy doesn't even listen to Ace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:33 PM (A4oX7)

90 85 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them?

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 08:32 PM (hqVUe)



Delmar, Delaware and Delmar, Maryland.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:33 PM (KuU4f)

91 85 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them? Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 08:32 PM (hqVUe) --Bristol, VA/TN.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:34 PM (ZqguR)

92 21 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? ..................... She's not Octomom?

Posted by: Wild guess at September 29, 2014 03:34 PM (XZfA3)

93 So ace what 8 things

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 03:34 PM (zOTsN)

94 I'm a little tipsy on red wine and chicken cacciatore. Entertain me, Pixel People!!!

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:34 PM (zDsvJ)

95 Hrothgar How would I get pictures from camera to computer? Please email me if you know answer. I have Mac & expected Canon installer to look for update.

Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 03:34 PM (sj3Ax)

96 Saw my first Ed Gillespie ad (Senate candidate vs Mark Warner) tonight. Good , positive, notes that the "bipartisan" Warner voted with Obama 97% of the time. If Warner goes down, heads would explode. I'd tattoo "Dems Suck" on my forehead.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:35 PM (ticyK)

97 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them? *** Nogales, AZ/Nogales, MX

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 29, 2014 03:36 PM (DmNpO)

98 Warner needs to go. Hope it happens.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2014 03:36 PM (l3vZN)

99

94  Entertain me, Pixel People!!!

 

I'm taking off my shirt .....

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:36 PM (ticyK)

100 Jim, I'm surprised that Republicans aren't voting for Ed Gillespie. He was RNC head in 2004.

Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 03:37 PM (sj3Ax)

101 Bet you can't name 8 things wrong with me!

Posted by: Tom Brady's Beard at September 29, 2014 03:37 PM (qLWiP)

102 Texarkana, Texas / Arkansas

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2014 03:37 PM (KCxzN)

103 97: Texarkana.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:38 PM (ticyK)

104 >>I'm taking off my shirt .....

useless w/out pix

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:38 PM (zDsvJ)

105 Moochelle was in Milwaukee for Mary Burke and Fat Fuck Crispe Creme was in the western part of WI campaigning for Scotty Walker. Interesting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:38 PM (A4oX7)

106 97: Bristol VA/ TN

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:38 PM (ticyK)

107 She's too hot She's too young She's too far away She's too unavailable She's too social She's too sporty She prolly voted for the JEF Twice

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 03:39 PM (zOTsN)

108 Texarkana

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 29, 2014 03:39 PM (HNExQ)

109 I want to lick her tummy belly. Also she has not one but two very sharp thingies.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:39 PM (MDgS8)

110 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them?

Vancouver BC, Washington(doesn't count, 2 countries)

Posted by: Tom Brady's Beard at September 29, 2014 03:39 PM (qLWiP)

111 I'm-a thinking tinfoil baby is sorry they asked that question.  Freaking Morons and their smart brains.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (KuU4f)

112 Chiefs should change their kit to purple and yellow and change their mascot to a surly fat guy in a hard hat.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (uU9t1)

113 @61 Does Canon have prprietary imgae-processing software, or is it thr overhead you need to offload the image files from camera to computer?

Posted by: Driftless Area Dougal at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (gLt83)

114 houston area morons...  bacon donuts

https://twitter.com/itsas3cr3t_/status/516710149205925890

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (zDsvJ)

115 Y not, I'm a skinny 58 year old geek. My wife tells me I'm cute but trust me, you don't want pics. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (ticyK)

116 Eufala alabama/Florida.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:40 PM (OYEUO)

117 http://tinyurl.com/ohl3urx AOSHQ DD latest on Gillespir

Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)

118 There are eight things wrong with this woman. Can you name them? Trick question! Designed to distract the unsuspecting from the dreaded elbow Z-formation.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 29, 2014 03:42 PM (oR4fS)

119 I went to the Jaguars cheer roster to check out her Bio but there are several who look like her so I gave up.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 03:42 PM (3MNCs)

120 Err, no. Eu fall is only in Alabama. Senator Inouye is to blame.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:42 PM (OYEUO)

121 She cheers for the Jags so she's probably not very cheerful. Let's just call her a Jaguars enthusiast.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:43 PM (MDgS8)

122 Err, no. Eu fall is only in Alabama.

Senator Inouye is to blame.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 08:42 PM (OYEUO)



Yeah, he told it not to lose weight because he liked 'em chubby.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:43 PM (KuU4f)

123 No, I asked my roomate the same question, his answer was East St. Louis. And he is from St Louis. ya, show me, your brain. I figured there would be more, and Mexico isn't a state.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:43 PM (hqVUe)

124 85 My roomate just tried to tell me there is no Kansas City Kansas. Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them? Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 08:32 PM (hqVUe) --Lloydminster, on the AB/SK border, is a very odd duck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloydminster

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:44 PM (ZqguR)

125 She might be Whitney the medical device salesperson. She's looking for a doctor, damn.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 03:44 PM (3MNCs)

126 She has no biceps at all. She must not work out.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:45 PM (MDgS8)

127 Driftless Area Dougal, I think it installed. It looks like it did. I bought camera six years ago to take pictures of my roses & day after I bought it summer stopped & we had same in 2009. I forgot about it until recently.

Posted by: Carol at September 29, 2014 03:45 PM (sj3Ax)

128 A cheerleader who is also a medical device salesperson? A license to print money.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:45 PM (OYEUO)

129 Is this an open thread?

If anyone in the Texas region is looking for a nice dog, the Houston Collie Rescue has a lot of smooth (short-haired) collies looking for new homes:

http://www.houstoncollierescue.org/foradoption.html

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:45 PM (zDsvJ)

130 Looking at those roots you know the carpet definitely doesn't match the drapes not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:46 PM (MDgS8)

131 Time out!!!

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:46 PM (zDsvJ)

132 Union city, OH/IN

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:46 PM (z/Ubi)

133 JC of KC TD!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 03:46 PM (ZqguR)

134 No, I asked my roomate the same question, his answer was East St. Louis. And he is from St Louis. ya, show me, your brain. I figured there would be more, and Mexico isn't a state.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 08:43 PM (hqVUe)



So then what you're really saying is that your roommate is a dumbass?

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:47 PM (KuU4f)

135 130 Looking at those roots you know the carpet definitely doesn't match the drapes not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 08:46 PM (MDgS I knew a woman who dyed her carpet so it matched her drapes

Posted by: MikeH at September 29, 2014 03:47 PM (4OZqu)

136

Damn right about Lloydminster:

Intended to be an exclusively British Utopian settlement centred on the idea of sobriety...

 

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 29, 2014 03:48 PM (ticyK)

137 Hello KC. Very nice

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 03:48 PM (62MzG)

138 MikeH -- that's pure ingenuity.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:48 PM (MDgS8)

139 So then what you're really saying is that your roommate is a dumbass? Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 08:47 PM (KuU4f) I hope you got the rent from your roommate up front... someone might sell a pass to the pool on your roof

Posted by: MikeH at September 29, 2014 03:48 PM (4OZqu)

140 Misogyny!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 29, 2014 03:49 PM (+geKq)

141 things Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 08:34 PM (zOTsN) I think he just said it as a joke to see if people would take the bait and list 8 things.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:49 PM (z/Ubi)

142 Ding ding ding

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:50 PM (hqVUe)

143 She has no biceps at all. She must not work out. I moonlight as a ShakeWeight...tell her to call me.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2014 03:50 PM (o9J9d)

144 @141. When you have to explain the joke it is no longer funny. Can we get a new thread please?

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 03:50 PM (OYEUO)

145 140 Misogyny!!!!! Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 29, 2014 08:49 PM (+geKq) Pithy. How unlike you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:51 PM (A4oX7)

146 140 Misogyny!!!!! Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 29, 2014 08:49 PM (+geKq) I miss ogyny every day, keep a picture in my wallet

Posted by: Ted Striker at September 29, 2014 03:51 PM (4OZqu)

147 If you count counties, Bristol County MA is adjacent to Bristol County RI.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 29, 2014 03:51 PM (uU9t1)

148 130 Looking at those roots you know the carpet definitely doesn't match the drapes not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 08:46 PM (MDgS So?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 03:52 PM (A4oX7)

149 Bristol CT has two ZIP codes. One for the town and one for ESPN. Factoid: ESPN stands for Eastern Sports and Politics Network. I wish they'd bring back the sports part.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 29, 2014 03:53 PM (uU9t1)

150 144 @141. When you have to explain the joke it is no longer funny. Can we get a new thread please? Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2014 08:50 PM (OYEUO) Don't tell Ben roethlesberger that

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)

151 She's got hardwood floors.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 29, 2014 03:54 PM (uU9t1)

152 Cute girl. If it's not an open thread I'm going to make it on. A bit of good news. The Democrat is behind in NY 23 and the ad against the "far out" liberal from Ithaca NY just make me laugh. I have no idea what RINo-ish her competition is, but the ad still made me laugh: http://tinyurl.com/n7zk33g

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2014 03:54 PM (glk59)

153 I got righteously drunk in East St.Louis once, at a hole in the wall called "Norb's"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2014 03:56 PM (KCxzN)

154 130 Looking at those roots you know the carpet definitely doesn't match the drapes not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 08:46 PM (MDgS


------



I was thinking dirty Scandi blood might have been one of her 8 problems, but now you have me second guessing even that. 

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 03:56 PM (UvR6d)

155 My poor ex husband.  He's taking the loss of our second dog really hard.  I feel so badly for him.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 03:56 PM (KuU4f)

156 Can anyone actually explain the Indiana split in central-eastern time zones? Towns with a line running through the middle with two different times? I think AZ may have some place like that too.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 03:57 PM (hqVUe)

157 Every time the Patriots defeat the Chiefs, a squaw cries.

Posted by: Teh Crying Italian Indian at September 29, 2014 03:57 PM (ZqguR)

158 ESPN stands for You Must Pay For Cable If You Want To See Monday Night Football. Alternately I -- You Must Pay For Cable If You Want To See The College Football Championship. Or alternately II -- Fuck You. I hope ESPN gets eye herpes with a side of dick barnacles.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:57 PM (MDgS8)

159 @127 ptl, altho', personally, I don't think Our Lord guarantees software. I love the Rosaceae. The Rosa genus has given me, personally, much intense pleasure over the years. Naturally, fragrance is a big thing. It even works w/out much brain. Being more or less brainy myself, I hearken to fragrance, color, phylogeny, habit, and hardiness. If I has to say right now? Sorbus is a sentimental fave, but "William Baffin", a rugosa selection, draws me. Since I am a transhumance devotee, quinces attract me for their traditional pairing with Spanish grazed cheeses.

Posted by: Driftless Area Dougal at September 29, 2014 03:58 PM (gLt83)

160 >>Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm)

Oh, I'm really sorry for your loss.

It's nice that you can still feel compassion for your ex.

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 03:59 PM (zDsvJ)

161 You really like that girl, dontcha?

Posted by: Joe Bar at September 29, 2014 03:59 PM (JDzG1)

162 Arizona simply does not abide by DST at all if I'm not mistaken. Which I usually am.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 03:59 PM (MDgS8)

163 Sorry for teh puppeh DBG.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 04:00 PM (MDgS8)

164 Doll face.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2014 04:01 PM (JO9+V)

165 >>Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm)

I lived there in 2000-7. IIRC, it was always a split state, but the hope was that it'd unite under one time zone when it decided to go w/ Daylight Savings Time. But Daniels did (imho) a lousy job selling DST, so some counties stayed out of it.

Also, it's ludicrous that IN is primarily Eastern given its proximity to Chicago.

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 04:01 PM (zDsvJ)

166 Indiana used to abstain from DST as well, but caved. Hawaii still does, for obvious reasons. Saskatchewan in Canada still also says GFY to DST.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:01 PM (ZqguR)

167 I can see why U2 is giving this album away.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 29, 2014 04:01 PM (rwI+c)

168 Only one thing stops that cheerleader from being perfect. Just the one. Only. One. Thing. Just the one. Just the one.

Posted by: Erowmero at September 29, 2014 04:02 PM (go5uR)

169 You know the Nazi's used to hold one arm up in solidarity of the Ferguson, MO protesters.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at September 29, 2014 04:02 PM (rCS6C)

170 @158... First Row Sports, DO NOT download the player(malware), just try different links listed.

http://ifirstrowus.eu/sport/american-football.html

Posted by: Fuck You, Cable Co at September 29, 2014 04:03 PM (qLWiP)

171 Oh, I'm really sorry for your loss.

It's nice that you can still feel compassion for your ex.

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 08:59 PM (zDsvJ)



He's a good man.  We had our issues, we just weren't supposed to be married in the first place.  We would have made (and technically have made) better friends than husband and wife.


I hated that I had to leave my dogs behind, but I knew he would take good care of them, and he did.  I know how much they meant to him and I know the pain of losing a pet so close to you.  We had two dogs together, the first died in 2005, the second just last weekend.  Poor guy is just heartbroken.


And thank you.   I miss the pup, but I hadn't seen her in over ten years.  I can't rightfully call her mine any longer.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:03 PM (KuU4f)

172 Damn, shoulda started Knile Davis n my fantasy team after all. With one run he outscored Pierre Thomas for the entire game last night.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:03 PM (ZqguR)

173 162 Arizona simply does not abide by DST at all if I'm not mistaken. Which I usually am. Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 08:59 PM (MDgS Arizona doesn't last I heard. A lot of Indiana used to ignore DST but I think all of the state follows it now.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 04:03 PM (eY5CM)

174
That hole in the Patriots defense was bigger than Sandra Flukes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 04:03 PM (mgE2f)

175 Hong Kong is signaling their joy at another Kansas City Chief touchdown.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 04:04 PM (UvR6d)

176 TD #2 for Charles! FU Cheatriots.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:04 PM (ZqguR)

177 And thank you. I miss the pup, but I hadn't seen her in over ten years. I can't rightfully call her mine any longer. Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 09:03 PM (KuU4f) Sorry to hear about the dog. That's a tough thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:06 PM (A4oX7)

178 Sorry to hear about the dog. That's a tough thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 09:06 PM (A4oX7)


Thanks, MH.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:07 PM (KuU4f)

179 Steak and MNF. Go Chiefs!

Posted by: sarge2909 at September 29, 2014 04:07 PM (SDy/i)

180 The Chiefs should have called time-out before that last TD run.

Posted by: Marty Mohrningweg at September 29, 2014 04:07 PM (ZqguR)

181 Brady is looking so bad. KC, OTOH, so good.

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 04:07 PM (2x3L+)

182 NE ain't NE anymore. Anyone could win that division this year.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 04:07 PM (MDgS8)

183 So I asked my roomate where Mountain Time zone was. Colorado, Wyoming was his answer, because they have mountains. You think I'm making this up but I'm not. But he does pay rent on time every month.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 04:08 PM (hqVUe)

184 ESPN dude said 'Redskins'!

Posted by: Fuck You, Cable Co at September 29, 2014 04:09 PM (qLWiP)

185 >>>>16 I know rape jokes are never funny, but what I'm saying is that the Cowboys had their way sexually with the Saints throughout last night's game. Metaphorically speaking, of course.<<<
.

Yuk it up monkey boy. We will have our revenge.

Posted by: The Big Easy at September 29, 2014 04:09 PM (ZnvRl)

186 Indiana's time issues are so messed up it has its own Wikipedia page. http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_in_Indiana

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 04:09 PM (eY5CM)

187 Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 09:08 PM (hqVUe)


What about the Appalachians?

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:10 PM (KuU4f)

188 184 ESPN dude said 'Redskins'! Posted by: Fuck You, Cable Co at September 29, 2014 09:09 PM (qLWiP) --My spidey sense tells me Mike Tirico is a deeply closeted conservative.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:10 PM (ZqguR)

189 182 NE ain't NE anymore. Anyone could win that division this year. Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 09:07 PM (MDgS Buffalo? Surely you jest.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:11 PM (A4oX7)

190 --My spidey sense tells me Mike Tirico is a deeply closeted conservative.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 09:10 PM (ZqguR)


-----


Al Michaels said the whole drama is absurd, right?  I read that somewhere, I think.  Maybe here.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 04:11 PM (UvR6d)

191 ESPN dude said 'Redskins'!

A hanging offense.

Posted by: That leftard writer at September 29, 2014 04:12 PM (Dwehj)

192 I don't suppose Beloit, Wisconsin and South Beloit, Illinois, count, being so different in name and all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Villa Roma Alumnus at September 29, 2014 04:13 PM (U13jb)

193 Don't get me started on the Appalachians and the way the elites now refuse to use that word and call it Appalacha instead.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 04:13 PM (hqVUe)

194 Warner needs to go. Hope it happens. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2014 08:36 PM (l3vZN) We could do a lot worse than Gillespie, and probably will.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:14 PM (o3MSL)

195 192 I don't suppose Beloit, Wisconsin and South Beloit, Illinois, count, being so different in name and all. Posted by: mindful webworker - Villa Roma Alumnus at September 29, 2014 09:13 PM (U13jb) East Dubuque, East St. Louis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:14 PM (A4oX7)

196 Time Out!

Posted by: Andy at September 29, 2014 04:14 PM (qLWiP)

197 190 --My spidey sense tells me Mike Tirico is a deeply closeted conservative. Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 09:10 PM (ZqguR) ----- Al Michaels said the whole drama is absurd, right? I read that somewhere, I think. Maybe here. Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 09:11 PM (UvR6d) I think he was more along the lines of "we're here to talk about the football game. That's what people are here to watch. They don't want to hear about this other crap." And then he took a shot at Costas because he does that crap.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2014 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)

198 But he does pay rent on time every month. Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 09:08 PM (hqVUe) That and not cooking meth in the garage make him a darn good tenant!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:15 PM (o3MSL)

199 Posted by: Andy at September 29, 2014 09:14 PM (qLWiP)



Don't forget to ice your own kicker.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:15 PM (KuU4f)

200 Time Out!

Splendid!

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 04:16 PM (Dwehj)

201 Al Michaels said the whole drama is absurd, right? I read that somewhere, I think. Maybe here. Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 09:11 PM (UvR6d) --About ten years ago I recall Tirico expressing his love of country music, and a few years ago when Arthur Blank made the comment about Michael Vick getting out of shape eating fried chicken in prison Tirico completely brushed it off and did not ump on the racism!! bandwagon. He also never talks politics on air. I think he might be one of us, but I've been wrong before.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:16 PM (ZqguR)

202 Buffalo is benching whats-his-face so they might actually have a chance. Emmanual or whatever. He blows.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 04:16 PM (MDgS8)

203 Ace needs a new thread on Valley Girl Marie Larf. "Hot Air" has a clip of here was l, "Like ISIL didn't even know how strong they would become."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2014 04:17 PM (glk59)

204 Eight things? Numbers are just social constructs, right?

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 29, 2014 04:17 PM (lN8KC)

205 199 Posted by: Andy at September 29, 2014 09:14 PM (qLWiP) Don't forget to ice your own kicker. Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 09:15 PM (KuU4f) I'm all over it.

Posted by: Jason Garrett at September 29, 2014 04:17 PM (ZqguR)

206 There's always the jets right

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

207 srsly, no Pats cheerleader pictures anywhere on the whole fuckin' interwebs?  this is very upsetting to me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:19 PM (ncAtG)

208 Jets are thinking about benching their turd QB too. They could be in the mix.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 04:19 PM (MDgS8)

209 *Pats *cheerleaders.

Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 04:19 PM (MDgS8)

210 208 Jets are thinking about benching their turd QB too. They could be in the mix. Posted by: eleven at September 29, 2014 09:19 PM (MDgS I couldn't care less how much the team is strugg-a-ling. I wanna kiss you!!!!

Posted by: Broadway Joe Namath at September 29, 2014 04:21 PM (ZqguR)

211 Don't get me started on the Appalachians and the way the elites now refuse to use that word and call it Appalacha instead. Posted by: tinfoil ------------ Next up : Adirondacka

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2014 04:21 PM (/GgDU)

212 ah, shit, just checked the score.  please don't let the Chiefs beat my boyz.  this would not happen if Belichick could find a way to steal JJ Watt.  it's my favorite football fantasy.

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:21 PM (ncAtG)

213 3 observations:

1)  Never go into combat with anime flip flops
2)  Pink! is awesome
3)  Hug someone today

and back into the truck!  weeeee!

Posted by: TangoNine at September 29, 2014 04:22 PM (1fIxV)

214 Emerson Boozer was the best football name ever.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 04:22 PM (ucDmr)

215 T9!!

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:23 PM (KuU4f)

216 Wanna get high?

Posted by: Dwayne Bowe at September 29, 2014 04:23 PM (ZqguR)

217 What happened to the Sunday gun thread?

Posted by: Not Michael Crichton's Agent at September 29, 2014 04:23 PM (KW2fC)

218 T9!!  Ladies love him, men want to be him. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:23 PM (ncAtG)

219 207 srsly, no Pats cheerleader pictures anywhere on the whole fuckin' interwebs? this is very upsetting to me. Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 09:19 PM (ncAtG) There's you Babe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:23 PM (A4oX7)

220 T9 reminds me of my husband.  I can't help but love him.

Posted by: DangerBrandonGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:24 PM (KuU4f)

221 214 Emerson Boozer was the best football name ever. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 09:22 PM (ucDmr) Whatevs.

Posted by: Barkevius Mingo at September 29, 2014 04:25 PM (ZqguR)

222 Posted by: TangoNine at September 29, 2014 09:22 PM (1fIxV) Just remember that anime flip flops don't count towards boots on the ground!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:25 PM (o3MSL)

223 214 Emerson Boozer was the best football name ever. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 09:22 PM (ucDmr) LOL

Posted by: D'Brickashaw Ferguson at September 29, 2014 04:26 PM (ZqguR)

224 That No More ad? They look awful.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

225 Getting rid of the Brandon. 

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:26 PM (KuU4f)

226 Okay you Morons of the Horde, just finished posting a new story to Liberty Island.  Inspired by my experiences with the lock system on my 2015 Toyota Corolla rental.

It is called To Leave Alone.

http://tinyurl.com/kyov6jl

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 29, 2014 04:26 PM (xPIsN)

227
To all my fans, I'm currently on injured reserve but should return to the game by next season. 

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 29, 2014 04:27 PM (3/wAJ)

228 Best football name ever?

Posted by: Irv Eatman at September 29, 2014 04:27 PM (ZqguR)

229 224 That No More ad? They look awful. Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 09:26 PM (zOTsN) --Aren't they all NBC people?

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:29 PM (ZqguR)

230 228 Best football name ever? Posted by: Irv Eatman at September 29, 2014 09:27 PM (ZqguR) go old school

Posted by: Bronko Nagurski at September 29, 2014 04:29 PM (4OZqu)

231
Best football never ever, Chris Collingsworth.

Posted by: Chris Collingsworth at September 29, 2014 04:29 PM (3/wAJ)

232 224 That No More ad? They look awful. Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 09:26 PM (zOTsN) Maybe they were beaten

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:30 PM (A4oX7)

233 228 Best football name ever? Posted by: Irv Eatman at September 29, 2014 09:27 PM (ZqguR) Ahem. Amen.

Posted by: Touchdown Jesus at September 29, 2014 04:30 PM (KW2fC)

234 230 228 Best football name ever? Posted by: Irv Eatman at September 29, 2014 09:27 PM (ZqguR) go old school Posted by: Bronko Nagurski at September 29, 2014 09:29 PM (4OZqu) Or go long

Posted by: BenJarvus Green-Ellis at September 29, 2014 04:30 PM (4OZqu)

235 Where is the pats defense

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:30 PM (zOTsN)

236

Best football name ever?

 

Dick Butkus

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2014 04:30 PM (JO9+V)

237
Best football name?  The Refrigerator!

Posted by: William Perry at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (3/wAJ)

238 Best football name? JJ Watt

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (zOTsN)

239 Where is the pats defense

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 09:30 PM (zOTsN)

Probably only playing the second half again this season, which is fine. 

And, yeah, Dick Butkus. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (ncAtG)

240 230 228 Best football name ever? Posted by: Irv Eatman at September 29, 2014 09:27 PM (ZqguR) Dick Butkiss you freaking morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (A4oX7)

241 Grasshopper, are the Chiefs that good or do the Patriots suck?

Posted by: Master Po at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (qLWiP)

242 Anna - Since it seems that you haven't had such a key before..., you might shocked to learn what a replacement costs. It varies a bit...., but $250 would not be far wrong. Quite a contrast with $2-3$ for the hardware store to make a copy of a conventional key.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2014 04:31 PM (/GgDU)

243 236 Best football name ever? Dick Butkus Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2014 09:30 PM (JO9+V) It's Funny Because It's True

Posted by: Observational Comic at September 29, 2014 04:32 PM (4OZqu)

244
How many of the good name guys were married to Joey Heatherton?

Posted by: Lance Rentzel at September 29, 2014 04:32 PM (3/wAJ)

245 I had an awesome name in TECMO Super Bowl.

Posted by: QB Bills at September 29, 2014 04:32 PM (ZqguR)

246 " What happened to the Sunday gun thread?" There was a nice discussion today about a woman putting a bullet into the chest of her stalker who kicked down her door. Oh wait, that might have been Hot Air, I can't keep all these sites I visit straight.

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 04:32 PM (3MNCs)

247 If JJWatt played for the Chargers it would be electric! ***looks for Muldoon***

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

248  Both or Neither, of course!

Posted by: Grasshopper at September 29, 2014 04:33 PM (qLWiP)

249 What, no love?

Posted by: Jadeveon Clowney at September 29, 2014 04:33 PM (ncAtG)

250 Why thanks L, elle. Such a sweetheart. Up 14 - 0 right now. Listening on radio. Think I just heard em say the broke the noise record again. Hope my bud and his daughter had their earplugs in.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 04:33 PM (hGuIS)

251 Best football name ever? Posted by: Irv Eatman Hey, don't be fussin' with my home boys!

Posted by: LaCarpetron Dukemarriot at September 29, 2014 04:34 PM (+1T7c)

252
Best kicker ever?   It's the fabulous Garo Yepremian!

Posted by: Garo Yepremian at September 29, 2014 04:34 PM (3/wAJ)

253 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 29, 2014 09:26 PM (xPIsN) Nice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:35 PM (o3MSL)

254 the fabulous Garo Yepremian!

That little shit had a rocket for an arm, I tells ya.

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 04:36 PM (Dwehj)

255 Last time I saw the chiefs with a lead this big was against the Colts. Cough, cough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:36 PM (A4oX7)

256
Best flasher ever in the NFL?  Lance Rentzel~

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 29, 2014 04:36 PM (3/wAJ)

257 Best football never ever, Chris Collingsworth.

Posted by: Chris Collingsworth at September 29, 2014 09:29 PM (3/wAJ)



Even worse, your name is Cris Collinsworth.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:36 PM (KuU4f)

258 @8- Count In case no one else said it,,, or rather sang it I'm gonna have to penalize you

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 04:37 PM (hGuIS)

259 Quite a contrast with $2-3$ for the hardware store to make a copy of a conventional key. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2014 09:31 PM (/GgDU) Last time out, it was $300+ to duplicate a key and only the dealer could do it! And they screwed it up and I had to go back to get it right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:37 PM (o3MSL)

260
That little shit had a rocket for an arm, I tells ya.

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 09:36 PM (Dwehj)

His passing abilities almost approached Bob Griese' record.  Well, at least on one occasion.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 29, 2014 04:37 PM (3/wAJ)

261 Andy Reid & Alex Smith clock managers geniuses

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:38 PM (A4oX7)

262 "Best football name ever?"

Give me a few years.


Posted by: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix at September 29, 2014 04:38 PM (BXkFh)

263
Team best suited for clearing snow from the field?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (3/wAJ)

264 "Best football name ever?"

Give me a few years.


Posted by: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix at September 29, 2014 09:38 PM (BXkFh)

Oh, yeah, love love love that one!

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (ncAtG)

265 Quite a contrast with $2-3$ for the hardware store to make a copy of a conventional key. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2014 09:31 PM (/GgDU) I concluded that I'd rather take a chance on having only the old mechanical key and perhaps having the car stolen rather than have an electronic key.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (o3MSL)

266 Ohhh

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (zOTsN)

267 Ha ha, Patriots! Free play Chiefs!

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (ZqguR)

268 Time out!

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 04:39 PM (zDsvJ)

269 Best football name ever?   <<<<<<<

He Hate Me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 04:40 PM (mgE2f)

270 Amateurs

Posted by: Chad Ochocinco at September 29, 2014 04:41 PM (OYEUO)

271 Was the JEF in that Air Force ad?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (zOTsN)

272 He Hate Me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 09:40 PM (mgE2f)



Ah yes, another idiot Andy Reid decided to choose as an Eagle.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (KuU4f)

273 Did our favorite cop from Hawaii commit Harry Carry? Haven't seen him here lately

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (A4oX7)

274 Best football name evah... mine!

Posted by: Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (w4DMq)

275 Love that the USAF commercial begins with Reagan, but why fuck it up with Clinton at the end?

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (ZqguR)

276 Best name?

Posted by: Orin Juan Simpson at September 29, 2014 04:42 PM (l0lja)

277 "He Hate Me" The XFL!

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 04:43 PM (3MNCs)

278 Y A Tittle

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 04:43 PM (hqVUe)

279 I didn't see the JEF

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:43 PM (zOTsN)

280 Hrothgar, I don't know what you're driving but a lot of keys "only the dealer can make" a good locksmith can make and for a lot less.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 04:43 PM (hGuIS)

281 Did our favorite cop from Hawaii commit Harry Carry? Haven't seen him here lately

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 09:42 PM (A4oX7)

Probably sitting shiva for Da Bears.

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:43 PM (ncAtG)

282 Hrothgar, I had fun writing it.  Nice to the point short story.  The point being as sharp as the heat hardened point of a punji stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 29, 2014 04:44 PM (xPIsN)

283 273 have not heard from NCJ since yesterdays Jay Gutless meltdown.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 04:44 PM (ucDmr)

284 teej the smart keys that allow keyless entry have basically RIFD chips in them that tell the car its okay to unlock. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 29, 2014 04:45 PM (xPIsN)

285 283 273 have not heard from NCJ since yesterdays Jay Gutless meltdown. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 09:44 PM (ucDmr) Him & Alex Smith throwing short of the end zone, dorks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 04:46 PM (A4oX7)

286 Elvis Zaring Peacock.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2014 04:47 PM (g1DWB)

287 276 Best name? Posted by: Orin Juan Simpson at September 29, 2014 09:42 PM (l0lja) --No, it was Orenthal James Simpson, which is why Hernandez has been often derisively been referred to as Aaronthal.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:47 PM (ZqguR)

288 Best football name evah... Bart Starr Q back Jim Ringo Center

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 29, 2014 04:48 PM (R8hU8)

289 "Basketball is back" Already?

Posted by: big al at September 29, 2014 04:49 PM (3MNCs)

290 Bart Starr Larry Csonka Mercury Morris Jack Ham Bubba Smith Fearsome Foursome Purple People Eaters Doomsday Defense Steel Curtain Get off my lawn

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 04:49 PM (hGuIS)

291 The point being as sharp as the heat hardened point of a punji stick. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 29, 2014 09:44 PM (xPIsN) Punji Sticks That is bad news

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 29, 2014 04:51 PM (R8hU8)

292 290 Bart Starr Larry Csonka Mercury Morris Jack Ham Bubba Smith Fearsome Foursome Purple People Eaters Doomsday Defense Steel Curtain Get off my lawn Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 09:49 PM (hGuIS) --Don't forget the Dome Patrol. The Nigerian Nightmare. The Law Firm is also a great nickname.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:51 PM (ZqguR)

293 If you ever see a football life on dick Butkus do. He was terrifying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:52 PM (zOTsN)

294 I was a hack anyway

Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 29, 2014 04:52 PM (l0lja)

295 Hilariously bad music videos made by NFL teams: http://tinyurl.com/o5sjddk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2014 04:52 PM (glk59)

296 I enjoyed the one about the Fearsome Foursome as well. It was funny how much a harmless teddy bear Merlin Olsen was off the field.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:54 PM (ZqguR)

297 I always liked 'the refrigerator' as a nickname. Very evocative.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2014 04:54 PM (l3vZN)

298 There is a you tube compilation of Butkus greatest hits. Terrifying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

299 295 Hilariously bad music videos made by NFL teams: http://tinyurl.com/o5sjddk Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2014 09:52 PM (glk59) --If it lacks Deion rapping about hot dogs it is incomplete.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 04:55 PM (ZqguR)

300 Anna, though it's been a while, I locksmithed for 10 years. RFID chipped keys were around then. We could buy after market and sometimes original equip blanks. Cut em and program em in to the cars computer. And for a lot less. Locksmithing, you learn if a human designed it, a human can figure a way to defeat it.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 04:55 PM (hGuIS)

301 Hi Andy! I'm why you'll never wear a ring.

Posted by: Clock Management at September 29, 2014 04:56 PM (KFdZd)

302 Anything going on? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 04:56 PM (BhGP3)

303 Monsters of the Midway

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 04:57 PM (ncAtG)

304 Chip Glass He was a reserve tight -end for the Browns back in the '60's. But he was no homeboy.

Posted by: LaCarpetron Dukemarriot at September 29, 2014 04:58 PM (+1T7c)

305 302 Anything going on? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 09:56 PM (BhGP3) No.

Posted by: Bill Belicheat at September 29, 2014 04:58 PM (ZqguR)

306 Fumble

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 04:58 PM (zOTsN)

307 These Patriots, they ain't much good, huh?

Posted by: LaCarpetron Dukemarriot at September 29, 2014 04:59 PM (+1T7c)

308 Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop!

Posted by: Curly Brady at September 29, 2014 04:59 PM (qLWiP)

309 Its under the radar, but the thieves have figured out how to hack these smart locks. They have been stolen with the cops just shaking their heads. Mostly all top end vehicles. They are being very hush hush about it actually.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 05:01 PM (hqVUe)

310 "No."


Hmm.

About what I figured.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 05:01 PM (BhGP3)

311 These are not your father's Patriots. Time out!

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 05:01 PM (Dwehj)

312 Can't watch the game, but it sounds like Brady is sucking, and Andy Reid is doing his best to keep him in the game.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 05:01 PM (ucDmr)

313 Lenny Dawson! Woo hoo!

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:02 PM (ZqguR)

314 How could I forget another great nickname? Craig "Ironhead" Heyward. R.I.P.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:04 PM (ZqguR)

315 Best football name? The Refrigerator!... ha...!...i met him, he came to my work. nice guy, real quiet, but smiley. still have his autographed pic to me.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 29, 2014 05:04 PM (XyeCO)

316 Johnny Unitas

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 29, 2014 05:04 PM (zDsvJ)

317 The Chiefs could end up being kinda scary when they get DaT back.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:06 PM (hGuIS)

318 I'd say those Chiefs have a definite size advantage over the Pats.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 29, 2014 05:06 PM (qLWiP)

319 Fran Tarkington, with a name like that no wonder he could scramble, they said he had eyes in the back of his head.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 05:07 PM (hqVUe)

320 317 The Chiefs could end up being kinda scary when they get DaT back. Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 10:06 PM (hGuIS --Well yeah, missing Derrick Johnson and Eric Berry will be a huge drag this season.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:08 PM (ZqguR)

321 Fran was fun to watch.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:08 PM (hGuIS)

322 The guy the Chiefs brought out to start the game, Christian Okoye, was called The Nigerian Nightmare.  That's a pretty great nickname. 

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 05:10 PM (UvR6d)

323 309 Its under the radar, but the thieves have figured out how to hack these smart locks. They have been stolen with the cops just shaking their heads. Mostly all top end vehicles. They are being very hush hush about it actually. Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 10:01 PM (hqVUe) Better mouse trap, bigger mice and all that bullshit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 05:10 PM (A4oX7)

324 Can you name any other towns with the same names in two different states with a border running between them? Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 08:32 PM (hqVUe) Ardmore, AL and TN.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2014 05:10 PM (cHwSy)

325 322 The guy the Chiefs brought out to start the game, Christian Okoye, was called The Nigerian Nightmare. That's a pretty great nickname. Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 10:10 PM (UvR6d) --You're not much of a thread-reader, are you?

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:10 PM (ZqguR)

326 Sack-fumble-recovery by CHIEFS!

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:11 PM (ZqguR)

327 I need a moat out here.

Posted by: Tom at September 29, 2014 05:11 PM (qLWiP)

328 That's a fact logprof. But so far, last week and tonight, they're making do. Fumble. Hali forces a Brady fumble and recovers it at the 10. Under review.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:11 PM (hGuIS)

329 Tom Brady sad face.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:12 PM (ZqguR)

330 --You're not much of a thread-reader, are you?

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 10:10 PM (ZqguR)


----


Oops.  I guess I missed it.  I'm still trying to figure out the 8 things wrong with the cheerleader. 


Did we get Bronco Nagurski covered yet?

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 05:12 PM (UvR6d)

331 I'm so angry about the bloodless gop

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at September 29, 2014 05:12 PM (7Oo+W)

332 TD!!!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 29, 2014 05:13 PM (zDsvJ)

333 Jamaal Charles with a hat trick.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:13 PM (ZqguR)

334 Did we get Bronco Nagurski covered yet? Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 10:12 PM (UvR6d) --Yup.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:13 PM (ZqguR)

335 Gonna be a long season.

Posted by: Tom at September 29, 2014 05:14 PM (qLWiP)

336 Didja just see that teej?

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:14 PM (2x3L+)

337 "Benchwarmer" Bob Lurtzema

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 05:14 PM (jucos)

338 Touchdown!! Kan-sas City!! Jamal Charles with his third. Grabbed a whammy in the process though. Get him outta there and to the locker room.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:15 PM (hGuIS)

339 334 Did we get Bronco Nagurski covered yet?
Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 10:12 PM (UvR6d)


--Yup.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 10:13 PM (ZqguR)


-----


Damnit all to heck

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 05:15 PM (UvR6d)

340 Brady looks Manning against the Seahaawks. So sad

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:15 PM (2x3L+)

341 I need a moat out here.

And abatis.

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 05:16 PM (Dwehj)

342 "I'm so angry about the bloodless gop"


There, there, little buckaroo.  They've been useless for a while now.  Really of little account. 

They are not an opposition....a cure...a bullwerk...a force.  Just not. 


They may take the Senate but I expect just exactly shit from them. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 05:16 PM (BhGP3)

343 For any WI people out there... A new Gravis Marketing poll out today has Burke ahead of Gov Walker 50-45.

Posted by: hank at September 29, 2014 05:16 PM (ERS4J)

344 No cable {{{{ L }}}} Listening on the radio. Great to see ya. Glad you liked Gary's line at Baconfest.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:17 PM (hGuIS)

345 Dagger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (A4oX7)

346 Ardmore, AL and TN. Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2014 10:10 PM (cHwSy) Lodi Texas and Lodi Arkansas Also Lodi is a town name in at least ten of the states Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (R8hU8)

347 Pick!

Posted by: Y-not at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (zDsvJ)

348 Posted by: hank at September 29, 2014 10:16 PM (ERS4J)

Waaaay too much time until election day for me to care about polls yet.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (DU875)

349
Did the Patriots and the Cowboys trade QBs?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (mgE2f)

350 Holy crap. Pats are collapsing. Giselle is going to give everyone a stern talking to

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

351 Wow, this game gets better by the second. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (IrByp)

352 Why are the Jaguars on Monday night?

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 05:18 PM (UvR6d)

353 Massacre by the Chiefs! I denounce myself.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (ZqguR)

354 Bye bye Brady

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (2x3L+)

355 343 For any WI people out there... A new Gravis Marketing poll out today has Burke ahead of Gov Walker 50-45. Posted by: hank at September 29, 2014 10:16 PM (ERS4J) What the fuck? Are they that fucking stupid?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Jay Cutler is my MVP at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (A4oX7)

356 Oy.

Posted by: Coach B at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (qLWiP)

357 Do the Patriots know they have a game tonight?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (jucos)

358 whammy = hammy freaking auto correct knows that word now.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:19 PM (hGuIS)

359 Reid can still dork it up.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 05:20 PM (zOTsN)

360 Belicheat and Kraft finally got rid of enough talent to make that team uncompetitive.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 05:20 PM (ucDmr)

361 Do the Patriots know they have a game tonight? Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 10:19 PM (jucos) They are resting up for the NY Jets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2014 05:21 PM (M0mf2)

362 Hiya teej ((((((((( teej )))))))))) Chiefs are kicking ass. Be grateful for small things. I like it when football goes my way.

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:21 PM (2x3L+)

363 Had to switch over just to see WTF.  Chiefs 27-0. 


Dear God, is Jesus coming? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 05:21 PM (BhGP3)

364 It seems The Chiefs and ISIS continues to advance tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (M0mf2)

365 Good grief, kept the Pinot Gigio in the freezer too long so Im drinking a wine Slurpee. Which is not really a bad thing.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (ZqguR)

366 Dear God, is Jesus coming? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 10:21 PM (BhGP3) He left at half time to beat the traffic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (M0mf2)

367 Jeebus. This abuse keeps up Belichek is going to demand that the Cheifs defensive line be suspended. Too soon?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (zOTsN)

368 They are resting up for the NY Jets

Bring 'em on, baby!!! Where's my challenge flag?

Posted by: Rex at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (Dwehj)

369 What's the score again? 27-0. Chiefs

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:22 PM (2x3L+)

370 My best friend is a Chiefs fan, I'm a Vikings fan. I thought I was looking good this yr and then you know what happened. This thing between us goes back to the 60's and we actually got to go to KC and see them play each other in the early 70's. One thing I know, Football is a bitch. I should know, because I'm a Husker fan also.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (hqVUe)

371 James Shields has a smokin' hot WAG.

Posted by: logprof at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (ZqguR)

372 It seems The Chiefs and ISIS continues to advance tonight I will bomb another tank!

Posted by: Generalissimo Obama at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (FcR7P)

373 Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 09:55 PM (hGuIS) True dat, but this looked like a very hard to duplicate key, center cut machined pattern, not an edge cut tumbler style and I wanted the remote lock/unlock access.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (o3MSL)

374 Well crap. Battery showing orange. Next stop, red. To teh charger teh fone must go. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (hGuIS)

375 The Brady era is over. He does not have it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 29, 2014 05:23 PM (ucDmr)

376 this is gruesome . . . so glad I can't watch. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 29, 2014 05:24 PM (ncAtG)

377 The year the Packers went 15-1, I went to KC to see their 1.  That place is loud as hell, and a pretty great tailgate too. 

Posted by: Dave S. at September 29, 2014 05:24 PM (UvR6d)

378 The Chiefs fans are doing some sort of Native American chant here...... I AM OFFENDED!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 05:24 PM (jucos)

379 Tom, lets run the clock out and GTF outta here.

Posted by: Coach B at September 29, 2014 05:25 PM (qLWiP)

380 Posted by: Generalissimo Obama at September 29, 2014 10:23 PM (FcR7P) Where are all the aspirin factories when you need one?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 29, 2014 05:26 PM (o3MSL)

381

Ken  "The Snake"  Stabler

 

The Fun Bunch

 

Don  "Air"  Coryell

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2014 05:26 PM (JO9+V)

382 Was the question and answer about the car ever resolved?

Posted by: Swatara at September 29, 2014 05:26 PM (jiZk3)

383 Onside kick?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2014 05:26 PM (M0mf2)

384 "...the Brits have yet to fire a missile in their raids over Iraq. Wtf...." Things started going south when the squadron leader lost his riding crop.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 29, 2014 05:26 PM (1Y+hH)

385 Whew, no shutout.

Posted by: Coach B at September 29, 2014 05:27 PM (qLWiP)

386 Finally NE TD

Posted by: L, elle at September 29, 2014 05:27 PM (2x3L+)

387 TD NE 27-7

Posted by: ThunderB at September 29, 2014 05:27 PM (zOTsN)

388 The Chiefs fans are doing some sort of Native American chant here...... I AM OFFENDED!

That does it. I will never call another game for them.

Posted by: Phil Simms at September 29, 2014 05:27 PM (Dwehj)

389 Things started going south when the squadron leader lost his riding crop. Posted by: Meremortal at September 29, 2014 10:26 PM (1Y+hH) Yeah but he is a wicked good parker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2014 05:27 PM (M0mf2)

390 I will bomb another tank! Posted by: Generalissimo Obama at September 29, 2014 10:23 PM (FcR7P) ********** No.... A Toyota Pick up Truck with 2 Goat Fuckers in it. A wise choice and a good spend at a Million and a half a pop. WINNING!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 29, 2014 05:28 PM (jucos)

391 "I AM OFFENDED!"


As a Native American or football fan....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 29, 2014 05:28 PM (BhGP3)

392 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 29, 2014 05:29 PM (CCBmg)

393 Dic Pic, anyone?

Posted by: Jerry Jones at September 29, 2014 05:29 PM (Dwehj)

394 Ooooo, da Giants pway da Piwates tomowow, tee hee!

Posted by: Barney F. at September 29, 2014 05:29 PM (ZqguR)

395 Buffalo Does this mean the Cigarette Smoking Man isn't stopping them any more?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2014 05:31 PM (cHwSy)

396 Anybody see where my jock went?

Posted by: Ninkovich at September 29, 2014 05:33 PM (qLWiP)

397 Chip Glass. Played TE for the Browns in the 60s.

Also: Chris Hanburger of the Skins
Roman Gabriel (Rams QB)

Posted by: THE TICK at September 29, 2014 05:34 PM (iV6RN)

398 My guess is this Brady's last season.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at September 29, 2014 05:51 PM (Jk/zI)

399 Billy Kilmer Fred Balitnikov

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 29, 2014 07:17 PM (O3k74)

400 as long as I have a face the gorgeous girl has a place to sit

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