December 29, 2006

The Very Briefest of Neocon Retrospectives
— LauraW.


Earth to earth; ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


See you on the flip side, buddy.


UPDATE: Most Hilarious Troll Pap Award goes to Civil Behavior:

we were winning more hearts and minds in the Middle East with our music and technology than losing them PRIOR to Baby Bush's invasion.

Gee, you'd almost think these guys weren't happy about Saddam's fate.

CB's super effective multifaceted Hearts And Minds Anti-Tyrant Action Plan, below the jump.

Posted by: LauraW. at 08:36 PM | Comments (394)
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1 Better picture:<a href="http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/">here.</a>

Posted by: LittleBit at December 29, 2006 08:52 PM (E5fsY)

2 "So den de bitch was like all up in my ass, cryin, hollerin, breakin shit... she was fucked up pretty good so I pop her one, you know, like you showed me..."

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 29, 2006 09:05 PM (hNyWr)

3 Nice trip in the wayback machine, there LittleBit. But not terribly relevant. Maybe you should try for something in this millenium. Or at least post GWI. Post 9/11 would be too much to ask for, I'm sure.

Snarky little twit.

Posted by: geoff at December 29, 2006 09:05 PM (ZKQrF)

4 Caption:

"You know, I think I forgot to use my left hand to wipe. Sorry 'bout that, SH"

Posted by: geoff at December 29, 2006 09:07 PM (ZKQrF)

5 Here's the current headline for Saddam's obituary on the Seattle Times website, I catshit you not:

"Saddam lost touch with his own people, misjudged U.S."

with AP story attached

Posted by: genghis at December 29, 2006 09:21 PM (0/c+a)

6 Saddam lost touch with his own people, misjudged U.S."

Well, it is kind of hard to stay in touch with people you've obliterated.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 29, 2006 09:23 PM (+Aq+d)

7 >>Saddam lost touch with his own people,

Uday and Qusay handled the inappropriate touching.

Posted by: Tushar D at December 29, 2006 09:32 PM (9ULFg)

8 paj ma,

Whatever sack of shit overnight editor wrote that, I'm going to make sure he/she/ or it loses a job over it. The AP story itself is actually not bad

I had a number of Kuwaiti friends in school, in my design studios, when he invaded back in '90.

The looks on their faces the morning after will haunt me forever. What do you do when your home and country simply cease to exist?

Posted by: genghis at December 29, 2006 09:35 PM (0/c+a)

9 Al Aribiya is still Dubbing Yakety Sax into the hanging video.

Posted by: Sinistar at December 29, 2006 09:45 PM (kJNdy)

10 Arabiya. Me sepll gud.

Posted by: Sinistar at December 29, 2006 09:46 PM (kJNdy)

11 Also,

I'm going to make sure sinistar loses his commenting job over his spelling errors

Posted by: genghis at December 29, 2006 09:57 PM (0/c+a)

12 Heh.

Posted by: Sinistar at December 29, 2006 09:59 PM (kJNdy)

13 don't you "heh" me, young man!

Posted by: retired genghis at December 29, 2006 10:08 PM (0/c+a)

14 Its always amazed me how much that Rumsfeld picture gets brought up. I guess no one on the left has heard the adage "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Which, if you think about it, is a much more nuanced approach than what we're doing now.

Although personally, I've always believed "The enemy of my enemy can kiss my ass too." And if anyone can tell me where that quote comes from without googling it, I won't feel quite as nerdy as I do now.

Posted by: Shivv at December 29, 2006 10:10 PM (zSurd)

15 Get off my Lawn!

Posted by: Retired Sinistar at December 29, 2006 10:12 PM (kJNdy)

16 If Rumsfeld is guilty by association, then the millions of football fans who cheered for O.J. Simpson in the '60s and '70s must also be guilty of adoring a murderer.


Posted by: Leftist Logic at December 29, 2006 10:16 PM (SS327)

17 "Alliances in the Near East are built upon the shifting sands"

so Robert E. Howard tells us

On the other hand, alliances based on nuclear-fused silica may be less problematic

just sayin'

Posted by: genghis at December 29, 2006 10:17 PM (0/c+a)

18 I am a wreck right now. It's hard to fathom how much of my life has been tied up in this motherfucker's existence on this planet. 2/3rds of my Army life and at least a decade and a half of my life in general. I try to be a generous soul, but I am glad he is dead.

God bless America.

Posted by: PaleoMedic at December 29, 2006 11:12 PM (GRpJ1)

19 WHY OH WHY COULDN'T WE WAIT FOR THE SANCTIONS WORK!!!!

HOW WILL I RETIRE WITHOUT THE OIL FOR FOOD PROGRAM?!?!!!!

Posted by: kofi annan at December 29, 2006 11:25 PM (YW379)

20 PaleoMedic, my Rx is relax and enjoy for a while - ya done good. Tomorrow will come soon enough for us all, but not for that bastard Saddam eh?

Posted by: sherlock at December 29, 2006 11:27 PM (vJAe5)

21 Wait -- I'm confused, LittleBit. I thought the Left wanted America to "engage in dialogue" with bloodthirsty tyrants. Aren't you and your naïve leftist pals the ones advocating America follow this very course of action regarding Iran and North Korea? Haven't liberals been demanding the Bush Administration meet face to face with Ahmadinejad and Jong-il? After all, treating murderous despots as civilized equals is the cornerstone of the Fatuous Liberals' Guide to World Peace™.

Liberals should be applauding Rumsfeld, not to mention President Reagan. Why am I not surprised they aren't?

Posted by: LEE at December 29, 2006 11:38 PM (QmyUX)

22 At long last, Saddam initiates his Austin Powers lifestyle--

"Swinger, Baby!"

Posted by: nudge, nudge at December 30, 2006 12:09 AM (Ix87s)

23 sherlock,

fuckinay, bubba! Gracias!

Posted by: PaleoMedic at December 30, 2006 12:24 AM (GRpJ1)

24 You kids go to bed right now.
It's past your bedtime.

Posted by: Retired Birkel at December 30, 2006 01:08 AM (GmBEx)

25 If instead of Saddam Hussein hanging, George W. Bush

(whose Presidency oversaw the freeing from totalitarianism of over 45,000,000 human beings, a feet probably unmatched in the entire histories of France, Russia, Brussels, Switzerland, Denmark, China and Germany)

had been shot and killed, how many of the same people who are a bit glum tonight would have gone abed happy?

Posted by: grayson at December 30, 2006 01:17 AM (HskdF)

26 Shivv, you kid yourself. You're asking for logic and consistency.

The logic in such things for those on the left is this: if America does it, it is evil; a thing is also evil because America does it.

That's all you need to know.

That's why it's OK to partner with Stalin in defeating Hitler, but not ok to partner with Saddam in defeating the Mullahs. Also, it's absolutely wrong to for America to deal with strongmen. But then absolutely necessary that we do not go to war with them.

(Well, that's actually consistent. Because what the left would have prefered is that we allowed all of it to become Soviet satellites. That would have been morally defensible...)

BTW, I misstated. America does things because they are evil to do. Also, they are evil to do because America does them. It's sort of a demonic version of Plato's famous inquiry.

Posted by: grayson at December 30, 2006 01:24 AM (HskdF)

27 What's most interesting about the spectacle is watching the media do what they do best, nothing. Not a peep of anything having to do with U.S. support of Saddam, before, during, and after most all of his worst crimes. Not a peep about how up until the day before Kuwait Bush I gave him another billion. Not a peep about how the U.S. helping him gas the Iranians. Not a peep about how, with the help of the C.I.A., he was put into power in the first place. Not a peep about the illegality of the war in the first place. Not a peep about much of anything other than he's dead. Yea! Whoopee! We helped kill a killer who we supported! Yea for us! There's little doubt that this was nothing more than a political action and probably had little to do with law at all. For if it did, and we've decided to actually start applying the laws, for once, there are a few others who will no doubt be in trouble pretty soon. This is pretty much a case of "Look how great it is the monster's gone!" "Look what WE did!" "We got him!" "Everything can be better now!" (Camera 1: Pan to the 100 or so cheering Iraqis screaming "He's dead! He's dead!") (Camera 2: Cut to one of the "legal experts" to keep everyone busy so that we don't have to talk about all of those things kb mentioned above) (CUT to commercial selling Hanging Saddam dolls at The American Enterprise Institute. Zoom in on Kissinger punching the gallow door drop over and over) Get ready for the "in-depth" interview with three pundits who go into great detail about where the gallow was constructed, whether or not Saddam was wearing Old Spice when he refused the hood, and if his last meal was some of the spam they found in his hole in the ground. (After that just push the replay tape loop button and go on home for the week.) You've all done a really good job at showing what really happens in the world. Yes, we ARE the "liberal media" and do such a great job of really shedding light on how the real world works.kb

Posted by: kb at December 30, 2006 02:46 AM (FZyod)

28 Off your meds again, eh, kb?

Posted by: Brown Line at December 30, 2006 03:07 AM (j1up9)

29 Take a breath, screed boy.

FYI, you failed to mention the puppet master Zionist regime of the wretched joooooooos.

Everyone knows they secretly control everything.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 03:09 AM (omkIU)

30 Somebody should probably tell Ahmadinejad he's on fucking notice.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 03:20 AM (omkIU)

31

KB must stand for KaBoom...


As far as the rest of the media screed goes, on one hand, you have some media people grateful that we have a story to follow this weekend, and in the meantime, the majority of the folks up at the network (that I can see on my studio cam from work) are looking and sounding rather morose.


A few of my favorite quotes from them (that KB hasn't already voiced)...


"They should have waited for the US appeals court."


"They never proved the whole gassing thing, did they?"


"It's not like he shot someone..."


KB, when the guys in the white coats get there, they're there to help you...


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 03:44 AM (mt7GK)

32 "They never proved the whole gassing thing, did they?"

I have told you infidel Americans this before! There was no gassing! Never!

That was not gas! That was 'Mrs. Dash!'

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at December 30, 2006 03:59 AM (DbybK)

33 Heh. Where did that come from?

Posted by: scott at December 30, 2006 04:22 AM (YgA/9)

34 KB,

are you the "toy king" I've heard so much about?

I heard Wal-Mart is kicking your ass.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2006 04:44 AM (pzen5)

35
Hmmm, looks like the Rottie wins, since he's got at least a picture up.

Posted by: TheSev at December 30, 2006 05:04 AM (JkjS2)

36 Wat's most inturasting abowt the spakicul is waching kartunes du wat thae du best, nuthin. Nawt a peep ov aneethang to du with Scoobie Do an the Gast Kurd Goasts. Nawt a peep abowt Pokiman an Peekachoo CIA. Yea! Wuupee! I poop in ma pans. Bush i9z meeny! UsA is debbil dubbl poopee heads! I m librul geenuus lak Daddeee!

Posted by: kb jr. at December 30, 2006 05:04 AM (gwP92)

37 *wink*

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 05:11 AM (8yMBB)

38 Anderson Cooper has lost it. He's chugging merlot mixed with chardonnay spiked with handfuls of cat shit.

I'm going to crank up a Pelosi video and whackoff.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at December 30, 2006 06:03 AM (FWrFx)

39 Ok this is coming from a neocon retrospective, isn't it time to execute Mike Tyson? GAWD!
I'm so sick of him.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 30, 2006 06:18 AM (+Aq+d)

40 If only more tinpot dictators would escape justice by being hanged, the world wouldn't be such a bad place, and these brats might finally get off've my FREAKIN' LAWN!!!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at December 30, 2006 06:24 AM (VbTWC)

41 I watched the video feed of the aftermath from MSN's website. The refer to the hanging as primitive, chaotic, vengeful, and emotional. Like Ace said: that's REAL rich coming from them!

Layers... it's all about the layers.

Posted by: Terri at December 30, 2006 06:33 AM (CpbEB)

42 I'm actually surprised MIke Tyson is still alive and a free man.

I thought he was going to tick-tick-boom! a few years ago.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 06:35 AM (omkIU)

43 Well,
This just proves what a poor diplomat GWB is. If Jimmy Carter was still president, Saddam would have gotten a Nobel Peace Prize instead of the noose!

Posted by: Lew Clark at December 30, 2006 06:44 AM (zEM2r)

44 Genghis,

You might ask that same question to Iraqi's today because of the invasion by GW Bush. We've destroyed thier country and left thousands and thousands dead and homeless.

Maybe you'd like to explain to your Kuwaiti friends why it was acceptable by Reagan, George HW Bush, Rumsfield and Cheney in the 80's to embrace and support Saddam while he was cimmitting mass murder while liberals were expressing disgust that the American govt was treating Saddam as an ally.

So maybe it's now time to hang those who supported Saddam or helped him commit these henious crimes.

Oops. I guess not..........that was us.

Posted by: civil behavior at December 30, 2006 06:50 AM (SGHzB)

45

And yet, Civil, you'd have us dialogue into the ground North Korea, Iran, Syria, and so forth... enlighten us and tie it all together, would you?


Thanks.


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 06:53 AM (mt7GK)

46 why it was acceptable by Reagan, George HW Bush, Rumsfield and Cheney in the 80's to embrace and support Saddam

civil behavior, you poor ignorant simpleton.


The U.S. also allied with Stalin in WWII to defeat Hitler. Does that also cause you to wring your hands and whimper about the eveel U.S.?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend and in the 80's, Iran was a bigger enemy to the U.S. than Iraq. That very simply explains the relations with Saddam in the '80's.

In an imperfect world where wonderful options don't always exist, you and your ilk can find plenty of reasons to hate America. That's your right and your choice.

But next time you want to post a comment, try something original. That picture of Rummy shaking Saddam's hand in the 80's may get you all excited but virtually everyone else understands the context.

Idiot.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:10 AM (omkIU)

47

civil behavior


"We've destroyed thier country and left thousands and thousands dead and homeless"


Prove it.


WE (America and the coalistion allies) have not destroyed their country; we are helping to rebuild it, especially infrastructure that had been left to decay.  Never before had such care been taken to avoid civilian destructrion. 


The invasion of Iraq and deposition of Saddam happened in record time.  Had the insurrgents not fought against the elected government, much less bloodshed would have occurred.  We and the legitimate Iraqis are on the same side.  Together we are fighting the terrorists that would undermind the fledgling democracy.  Had we left as soon as the actual war was over, true chaos would have reigned.   Our presence has actually SAVED thousands of lives--ask the Kurds.


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 07:12 AM (FYoNb)

48 while liberals were expressing disgust that the American govt was treating Saddam as an ally.

1. Got quotes?

2. So, this execution is a good thing then, right? You guys finally got your way, right?

Why are all you guys bitching about it if you *always* hated the monster?

Honestly, I've never seen so many lefties use the words 'dignity' and 'dignified' so often to describe a guy that lefties *always* hated more than I have today.

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 07:14 AM (SSs2x)

49

And, of course, in typical fashion, Civil pulls a drive-by. Keep speaking truth to power, big guy, now that one of your demigods has achieved room temperature.


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 07:15 AM (mt7GK)

50

Oops, sorry about the typos.  My hands were shaking in fury.


coalistion = coalition


destructrion = destruction


insurrgents = insurgents


undermind = undermined


 


I teach English, not keyboarding...


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 07:16 AM (FYoNb)

51 Sure, I will. What other means now that North Korea and Iran actually HAVE wmds would you prefer to use on them since we KNOW they HAVE wmd's.

Of course, why would Cheney, Rumsfield, Bush 41 and Reagan have spent so much time supporting Saddam when he was committing gross atrocities and have now used puppet boy to strip our treasury, kill our kids all but to exculpate their own complicity in a man of their OWN creation.

Are you unaware that the pariah that you document Saddam to be was aided and abetted by our very own "deciders in chief"? What do you do with such an inconvenient truth?

You want to focus now on REAL threats to divert the attention away from your inability to find adequate excuse for the double dealing of the republicans.

Sorry, Osama is still alive, Kim Jong Il was never dismissed as a threat by the liberals and if you haven't been to Iran lately the Iran's majority population are very young and not as inclined to do as the ruling mullahs may say.

So read up on your history young man. There is no refuge for those who refuse to acknowledge history and research the facts.

Posted by: civil behavior at December 30, 2006 07:18 AM (SGHzB)

52 while liberals were expressing disgust that the American govt was treating Saddam as an ally

civil behavior,

If you can cite me an example of that expression of disgust, it would be much appreciated.

Liberals usually love dictators so I would be shocked that they were outraged at the time by an alliance with Saddam.

But maybe they were. Or were they opposed because it happened in a Republican administration?

In any event it would help your credibility if you would be so kind as to cite some of the aforementioned outrage.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:20 AM (omkIU)

53 Guys, need I point out that Civil Behavior isn't worth it? His burble is C- drivel even among trolls. I don't think even he cares what he's saying - he's phoning it in.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 07:26 AM (ZKQrF)

54 Kim Jong Il was never dismissed as a threat by the liberals

I'm all OVER your shit on this one. Again.

If Madeline Albright was any tougher on Kim Jong Il she would have had to fellate him.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:26 AM (omkIU)

55 Way to spoil our fun, geoff.

Are you going to tell me Santa Claus isn't real too?

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:29 AM (omkIU)

56 Thanks, Geoff.  I'm taking deep, cleansing breaths as I type.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 07:29 AM (FYoNb)

57 Rosetta,

By the way, we were winning more hearts and minds in the Middle East with our music and technology than losing them PRIOR to Baby Bush's invasion.


Posted by: civil behavior at December 30, 2006 07:31 AM (SGHzB)

58 See what I mean? Now it's just getting sad.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 07:33 AM (ZKQrF)

59 But do we actually know that Ahmanutjob and Kim Jong Irrr have WMDs? Is it a slam dunk because they claim it to be so? Does KJI sit on oil or is he content to be the largest importer of cognac (yuck)?

Statecraft requires alliances of convenience. Our nation should have no permanent alliances, only permanent interests--at the time, Saddam was just another swarthy tyrant, but he kept Iran in check and the Saudis buying our fighters. Carter was in power when Saddam seized control and when he launched the war into Iran, yet he endorsed weapons sales--perhaps he was too distracted in making our the tennis schedule to pay too close attention.

There was a rather large elephant in the room that many liberals are nostalgic for, the Soviet Union.

It's an urban legend that Glaspie, our ambassador, gave Saddam the "okay" to invade Iraq. There's a difference between resolving a border dispute (happens all the time in the World Court) and ANNEXING another country. Talk about blood for oil--thousands of Kuwaitis were killed because Saddam wanted to jack up the ppb cost of oil. At least be consistent!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2006 07:35 AM (VjGI/)

60 Jengjiss,

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Thae can nut get maad! Thae r not purfek. Daadee sez evereewun mus be purfek an allwaze seee 20?20 highdsite. Wee liv in a purfekk wurl. an everwun mus be purfekk. Lik Daadee. Hee iz soopur purfekk hoomaan pursun. Lik Jeeus, onlee nut fake! Yay!

Posted by: civil behavior jr. at December 30, 2006 07:35 AM (gwP92)

61 I hear hey liked to torture homosexuals to the sweet strains of Mariah Carey.

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 07:36 AM (SSs2x)

62 I hear they liked to torture homosexuals to the sweet strains of Mariah Carey.

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 07:36 AM (SSs2x)

63 oops

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 07:37 AM (SSs2x)

64 By the way, we were winning more hearts and minds in the Middle East with our music and technology than losing them PRIOR to Baby Bush's invasion.

Do you mean with music like this?
Kellerman's Anthem
Kellermans we come together singing all as one
We have shared another seasons talent, play and fun
Summer days will soon be over, soonly autumn starts
And tonight our memories visper softly in our hearts

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Daytime, nighttime, any hour whether rain or shine
Games and lectures, talks and music happily combine

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Not a stress or strain is found here for it must be said
Here at Kellerman's you gladened, stomach, heart and head

So lets join in just one last chorus,
Visitors, staff and guests.
What we've shared won't be forgotten,
Old friends are the best.

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the ...


Just remember, nobody puts Bushy in the corner.






Posted by: pajama momma at December 30, 2006 07:37 AM (+Aq+d)

65 By the way, we were winning more hearts and minds in the Middle East with our music and technology

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you liberal foreign policy.

Give Ahmadinejad a Britney Spears CD and we should be good to go.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:39 AM (omkIU)

66 Have you heard the new Gorillaz CD? It's the bomb.

Speaking of bombs, have you seen my new belt?

Posted by: Joe Jihadi at December 30, 2006 07:41 AM (BExLP)

67 civil behavior,

More pap, please. You amuse me.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 07:43 AM (omkIU)

68 More pap, please. You amuse me.

He's gotta have more. He's not reaching nearly deep enough for us. I hate a troll who won't put out.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 07:46 AM (ZKQrF)

69 And I suppse each of you have close friends in Iran or been there recently?

It's really a bummer to know that the Americans because of their government foreign policy are becoming so despised instead of loved . For it's the 70% of Americans who could really make a difference.

Problem is it's the 30% percenters decider in chief that is really digging us a hole. Keep supporting those $5000 suits. They really care about you.

Posted by: civil behavior at December 30, 2006 07:49 AM (SGHzB)

70 I think CB is a veteran and Antarctica is still a free nation so show him a little respect.

Posted by: scott at December 30, 2006 07:50 AM (YgA/9)

Posted by: W.C. Varones at December 30, 2006 07:50 AM (UzbZ0)

72 Aha! Now he's scuttling sideways, doing the troll crabwalk. When in trouble, change the subject. And the chickenhawk thing is always good for a laugh. Nothing says "stupid" like a troll proudly purveying his chickenhawk argument.

Does someone have a jar with some breathing holes in the lid? We're going to want to catch this one so we can show it to newbies.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 07:53 AM (ZKQrF)

73 Boy, you little fuckers must still be wiping the jizz off your keyboards. Except for lauraw.

It is unfortunate the guy's trial was a sham. Oh, the stories he could tell, but didn't, thanks to the kangaroo court bush built.

Now, bush, cheney, rumsfeld in prison. Forever. Sweeeeeet.

You fuckers have nothing left except a two-bit execution. And all for the price of 3 thousand dead-for-nothing servicemen.

But bush is great.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 07:55 AM (BU7DK)

74

Geoff, be sure to put some leaves in the jar, too.


And put that maginifying glass down NOW.


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 07:56 AM (FYoNb)

75 Oh my. Now we have a little troll fantasizing about conservative spunk.

I suppose if you have a sweet tooth for that sort of thing...

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 07:58 AM (ZKQrF)

76 geoff

Maybe we could waste ten thousand soldiers in the capture and execution of ahmadinejad. That'd be worth a few more bush squirts on the ol' keyboard.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:02 AM (BU7DK)

77 You were wrong about the war and bush. You didn't know jackstraw shit about the history of Iraq and still don't understand the keen irony of sodomy insane's execution. All you have left, geoff, is the pleasure of murder. I guess that's all it was for you from the very beginning.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:07 AM (BU7DK)

78 Geoff, get a big jar.  There are two of them.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 08:10 AM (FYoNb)

79

And now we're getting lectured by a socialist who aspires for a tsarist  name.


In the meantime, as a matter of fact, I have a few friends who managed recently to depart Iran... to hear them tell it, they and their friends love the US... just have a bunch of other people speaking for them in "official circles".


And you don't want to hear what they have to say about the American/European Left, by the way. It might hurt your feelings (directed at Civil and at Romanov).


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 08:12 AM (mt7GK)

80 It's all right, trollette, we're all enlightened here. We don't judge you based on your preferences or kinks. And special Saddam's Execution Special: today we won't even judge you on your lack of content.

Or wait - is it Troll Parody Day and nobody told me? Because y'all are particularly weak this morning. There must be a contest to go to a conservative blog, say the stupidest things you can think of, then run back and touch base at Troll HQ.

If you run fast, I think you've got a shot - you were already stupider than Civil Behavior, and he was trying hard.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 08:13 AM (ZKQrF)

81 > You fuckers have nothing left except a two-bit execution. And all for the price of 3 thousand dead-for-nothing servicemen.

America lost over 400,000 in World War II and didn't even get the satisfaction of whacking Hitler. So permit me to suggest that you take your ignorant petulance and shove it up your cornhole.

Posted by: Guy T. at December 30, 2006 08:13 AM (Vsf59)

82 <>

Holy crap. Is this real or a running joke?

Posted by: thelinyguy at December 30, 2006 08:15 AM (7xc/4)

83 I, for one, don't give a rat's ass what the world thinks of the U.S.

If the USAF started bombing iran and syria today I'd be happy.

The US Navy has subs near enough to take out North Korea and the middle east. Let's roll on those bastards.

I'm not the only one that has these happy thoughts.

Posted by: George at December 30, 2006 08:16 AM (Mvgig)

84 Geoff, get a big jar. There are two of them.

I think that today we better make a jar assembly line. Something about having to tear down their "I heart Saddam" posters has brought them out in droves.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 08:17 AM (ZKQrF)

85 Holy smokes, the lefty trolls are serving up some first-class crazy this morning.

Posted by: Ed Snate at December 30, 2006 08:24 AM (SAM1t)

86 didn't even get the satisfaction of whacking Hitler

You're a bit of an idiot, probably. Sodomy was Our Guy, man! Build 'em up, knock 'em down. Sounds remarkably similar to the story of prescott bush, herbert walker and adolf. Dynastic fortunes are built in the strangest ways.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:24 AM (BU7DK)

87 Holy smokes, the lefty trolls are serving up some first-class crazy this morning.

Yep, they're cat crap crazy today.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 30, 2006 08:26 AM (+Aq+d)

88 Geoff, I've changed my mind.  Go ahead and get that magnifying glass--the sun's out.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 08:26 AM (FYoNb)

89 has subs near enough to take out North Korea and the middle east. Let's roll on those bastards.

Evil bastards. Always. Right on que: genocide.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:28 AM (BU7DK)

90 Nicky,

Let's assume, for the moment, that he was "our guy" and the tons of SOVIET weapons they used were merely lost or stolen. (hey, it could happen)

If he was a monster of our creation, weren't we obligated to get rid of him?

Posted by: TomB at December 30, 2006 08:31 AM (yEG5j)

91 I think nicholas romanov is erg, anyway. The man of a thousand monikers.

Particularly rabid this morning, aren't we erg?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 08:31 AM (ZKQrF)

92 geoff

There was time way back when you seemed to have a brain. And then, whoosh.

You've been jackstraw shit wrong about almost everything. There's no doubt about that.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:33 AM (BU7DK)

93 My apologies, Nicholas; I assumed you were a boilerplate leftist (we get a lot of them around here) but you clearly have a more complex view of things. Just to clarify where you're coming from: 9/11 -- MIHOP or LIHOP?

Posted by: Guy T. at December 30, 2006 08:35 AM (Vsf59)

94 Daddy,  Daddy, Uncle Rasputin says it's time for another fellation treatment.

Posted by: Anastasia Romanov at December 30, 2006 08:36 AM (8Pv/P)

95

Wow, we haven't had a troll swarm like this since The Path to 9/11.


Civil Behavior, Little Bit, nicholas romanov, KB, and my favorite, KB Jr.; kudos to you all!


Fun times!


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 08:37 AM (5yDl8)

96 The horseshit readings are off the scale, Captain! The sheilds are buckling! I've got to cut power!

Posted by: Scotty at December 30, 2006 08:38 AM (FWrFx)

97 Heh, I love how they have one black person in that entire crowd, but they pan past him two or three times. I call it "The 'Days of Our Lives' Effect".

Posted by: Verity Kindle at December 30, 2006 08:39 AM (Sjc1E)

98 Jeeezus !!!

They whined when Saddam was in power...Now, they're whinin' when he's gone.

Are they ever gonna' give it a rest?

Posted by: franksalterego at December 30, 2006 08:40 AM (z8wLy)

99

I would like to suggest, in the spirit of charity, that we take up a collection of spare paragraph breaks and dontate them to civil behavior to insert into his missives.


And if anyone has any go-slow juice for nicholas romanov that would be nice, too.  Since he's getting so worked up maybe some Astro Glide would be in order.


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 08:41 AM (Xj2Ev)

100

They whined when Saddam was in power...Now, they're whinin' when he's gone.


It's called ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder.


 


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 08:42 AM (5yDl8)

101 There was never more than two seconds--the time it took for one of te lawrence's tears to hit the sand in yeman--the turks, germans, french, british, americans gave a shit for the welfare of arabs. Sodomy swingin' in the arab breeze is just a pathetic reminder to a few of us who actually know something about the history, just how cynical and terroristic his execution is.

Biut goo stuff for lauraw's erotic saddam execution lactations. It's soooo hot.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 08:47 AM (BU7DK)

102 The fault lies with the posting itself. It contains the word "neocon". Is there a stronger moonbat bait?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 08:48 AM (FWrFx)

103 Nicky, quit with the faux-history lesson and answer the fucking question.

Posted by: TomB at December 30, 2006 08:51 AM (yEG5j)

104

Nicky-poo-


I realize that nuance is highly treasured by Guevara-worshipping lefties like yourself, but that last post really seemed utterly incoherent.


On the other hand, I realize that there is no justice unless meted out by European lefties, but I'm afraid it's just too late to do anything but whine on conserva-libertarian blogs about it...


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 08:51 AM (mt7GK)

105 THREE POINT PLAN FOR MIDEAST PEACE:

1. HONEYBEES
2. APPLE TREES
3. SNOW WHITE TURTLEDOVES

Posted by: Trippy Dippy Troll at December 30, 2006 08:51 AM (PpJ/h)

106 God erg is a cranky puss. Used to be you could have a decent conversation with the guy. Now this.

Jizz on the keyboards, erg? You used to be more creative, more lyrical, and way more substantive.

And why is it you always show up at times like this? Is your worldview that fragile?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 08:52 AM (ZKQrF)

107 Ahh, eman makes a valid point.

To leftists the word 'neocon' is like red to a bull.

Next post title:

LEO STRAUSS: GOD OR DEMIGOD?

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 08:55 AM (PpJ/h)

108 The only problem with Saddams execution is he didn't take Teddy fat a$$ Kennedy with him.

Posted by: jainphx at December 30, 2006 08:58 AM (b0mEy)

109 Next post title:

THE BEATIFICATION OF DONALD RUMSFELD: NOW OR NEXT WEEK?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:00 AM (ZKQrF)

110 What do you know about leo strauss? Seriously?

To think the murder of Sodomy, after this joke of a trial, serves "victory" is laughable if not for all of the bone-crushing tragedy.

Posted by: nicholas romanov at December 30, 2006 09:02 AM (BU7DK)

111 Next title: MOUNT RUSHMORE: REMOVE JEFFERSON, INSERT BUSH

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:03 AM (FWrFx)

112 Next post:

GEORGE BUSH: MAN OR SUPERMAN?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:05 AM (ZKQrF)

113 It's called ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Is there a way to quarantine those who have it, so's the rest of us don't catch it?

Hopefully, it's terminal.

Posted by: franksalterego at December 30, 2006 09:09 AM (z8wLy)

114 Next post title:

TAXING THE RICH: REDUCE OR ELIMINATE?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:09 AM (ZKQrF)

115 JOHN ASHCROFT: HIS SHIT REALLY DOES SMELL LIKE ROSEPETALS

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 09:10 AM (PpJ/h)

116 So many nutters,where do they come from.

Posted by: jainphx at December 30, 2006 09:12 AM (b0mEy)

117 Laura, you've made Rumplestiltskin very angry. He's going to stamp himself into the ground any minute now.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 30, 2006 09:13 AM (+Aq+d)

118 What do you know about leo strauss? Seriously?

Bwaaa ha ha haaa!
See? We should be setting these traps on purpose occasionally.

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 09:13 AM (PpJ/h)

119 Hey Folks:

Let's get real, shall we? Just because Civil and Romanov are a bit slanted doesn't mean they don't have a point...if we had just talked to a thug or two things in the world might be different now...talking to Hitler AFTER taking over France means no more pate and those dunderheads would be speaking German and making BMWs...not a bad change. Maybe if we had been nicer to Janet "Walk like a man" Reno she would've just burned the men and boys at Waco, and let the girls and women go. She IS fond of girls and women, after all. If we had been nicer to the Chinese and N. Koreans after the Korean Conflict we could have had Chinese take out a lot sooner and KIA's in every driveway, albeit built by underfed, stunted N. Koreans. But hey, fix those eyes and those same underfed N. Koreans get meaningful employment every year at the mall as elves, Santa's helpers, etc.
After, in the end, dying for a cause is way over rated, isn't it? Ask the Spartans, the Crusaders, Kennedy, Lincoln, or that black dude who got swatted against a tree by the smoke monster on Lost. Tragic losses all and nothing much gained except national unity, Jerusalem, Greece's Golden Age, the preservation of the Union. No, they're right, we should never assist our friends, never deal with nasties as a necessary point of getting what we want done, never do anything that the Socialist Left doesn't 'feel good' about. That would make life perfect for all of us. Let Bela Pelosi do the thinking, and Comrade Clinton (times two) and Madeline Dimwit, and everything will be fine. After all, they were the ones who gave Kim Jong Be Illin'
those lightwater reactors,right. Great! What could go wrong?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:13 AM (zxsC2)

120 Oh fuck!

These virgins be like Horatio Sanz in drag! Get me the fuck outta here, Jeebus!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at December 30, 2006 09:14 AM (DYj/s)

121 THE 2008 ELECTION: DO WE REALLY NEED IT?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:14 AM (ZKQrF)

122

Preach it, Sandman!


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 09:15 AM (mt7GK)

123 Well, the library closes at 2 pm CST today so I guess erganov will have to say goodbye then and go back under the freeway overpass with his "Will sing for free dental care or an internet connection (AOL Preferred)" sign.

Until he leaves, remember, we help the helpless, but not the hopeless, and erganov is hopeless. So dangle bait (facts) in front of his cage and rattle his cage with sticks (logic) if you want, but pleae don't be disappointed if he doesn't learn a f*cking thing.

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 09:15 AM (RDMyF)

124 Sorry, Osama is still alive, Kim Jong Il was never dismissed as a threat by the liberals

Which of course is the reason why Clinton gave them nuclear reactors. We always give nuclear technology to unstable loons.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 30, 2006 09:16 AM (GlKkD)

125 So read up on your history young man. There is no refuge for those who refuse to acknowledge history and research the facts.

Oh yes there is.

Sodomy swingin' in the arab breeze is just a pathetic reminder to a few of us who actually know something about the history,

My tears could SAVE THEM. Just like yours could.

Just like yours will!

Posted by: Lawrence of Texas at December 30, 2006 09:17 AM (hNyWr)

126

I am so tired of the past being thrown up as some kind of intellectual argument about the present.


People make decisions based on what they knew at the time.  In hindsight, those decisions may be judged as wrong, but it's too late to do anything to change them.


Let's make decisions based on the world as it is now, shall we?  We can make predictions based on past behaviors and choose our own actions accordingly, but the finger-pointed is useless and timewasting.


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 09:19 AM (FYoNb)

127 If the shit comes down on US soil, there won't be enought police to protect the leftwinged crazy anti-american bastards such as nicholas romanov and the rest.

I won't lift a finger to help them in any way.

Posted by: George at December 30, 2006 09:20 AM (gvXfj)

128 RUB SOME DIRT ON IT: THE CONSERVATIVE ANSWER TO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:21 AM (ZKQrF)

129

I would like to suggest, in the spirit of charity, that we take up a collection of spare paragraph breaks and dontate them to civil behavior to insert into his missives. - Cranky


Can we give the leftovers to Sandman?


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:21 AM (5yDl8)

130

You know, George, I think you would.  Not because they deserve your help, but because you're a decent American who believes in justice.


You may not WANT to, but you would.


Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 30, 2006 09:22 AM (FYoNb)

131 If you ain't pourin a Cabernet and blowin in my ear, I don't give a fuck about your music and your technology.

I need me some loving CB. Lend me some sugar.

I am your neighbor.

Posted by: Hearts and Minds at December 30, 2006 09:24 AM (hNyWr)

132 BUSH IMPOSES MARTIAL LAW ("FOR THE CHILDREN")

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:25 AM (FWrFx)

133 ROSIE AND HILLARY TIE THE KNOT!

Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:27 AM (5yDl8)

134 BUSH/BUSH '08

Jeb and Laura - FOR HUMANITY'S SAKE!

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 09:28 AM (RDMyF)

135

I guess that last one would be more of an AOS moron lure.


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:28 AM (5yDl8)

136 Folks:
I apologize, I was on a rant. All other facts being equal, snuffing Saddam was a necessary thing and altogether good. If we dealt with that human turd in the 80's it was because it was the only way, and by the way, the Church Commitee made damn sure we had to get every leftist knuckle head in Congress in on such workings as a part of the Congress's 'oversight' role in Intelligence gathering and formulation of policy. They did this to hamstring Republican and conservative office holders, as they cheerfully stepped asidde and let our friends in the Clinton fan club deal with Ortega, overlook numerous chances to cash in UBL's hairy ass like when he was in Sudan, and give lightwater NUCLEAR freaking reactors to those dog-eating waterheads in North Korea. Am I the only one who notices the stunning lack of oversight at any point in the Clinton Express years by Congress? Or do you just give fellow travelers a pass and say the hell with it until someone comes along you disagree with? Like a Republican at any level of office, or a fairly conservative Dem, if any still exist?
By the way, since Madeline Halfbright still gives foreign policy advice to the Dems, notably Gore and Mr and Mr Clinton, is it surprising to anyone that she was stunned to find that she was roundly disregarded by men in power in the Middle East? She was interviewed once and stunned by the fact that they completely ignored anything she had to say because...she was Jewish...and a female, albeit a masculine and unattractive one. Did that dim bulb not realize a female Jew was not going to get much do with Male Muslims? Are the leftist that self-deluding? Or just that dumb?
Hell, long as the rope's still warm, I've got a list of knuckleheads to start hanging. Anyone else up for a necktie party starting with Howard Dean? James Carville?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:29 AM (zxsC2)

137 WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE GUY DYING?

Ok, that wasn't really a suggestion for the title. I want to see the bastard swinging. I knew Fox was gonna wimp out.

Posted by: Entropy at December 30, 2006 09:31 AM (Uh5fR)

138 Let's start that collection of paragraph breaks, now folks. There's a real need out there.

Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:31 AM (5yDl8)

139 PUBLIC SCHOOL PRIVATIZATION: LET HALLIBURTON TEACH 'EM

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:33 AM (ZKQrF)

140

I didn't ever want to see it. I didn't want to see his bloody face on Drudge, either.


To each his own.


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:34 AM (5yDl8)

141 The sanctimony of those who know history. Self anointed experts.Can your knowledge of history empty the mass graves left by those you seem to be expert on.Can you give back the body parts lost to those who actually lived history and fought to allow you to study history.I think not,but your assessment of history would be a little more believeable if you actually where part of it and not just a bystander.Take your knowledge of history and with $1.00 you can buy a cup of coffee.

Posted by: jainphx at December 30, 2006 09:34 AM (b0mEy)

142 I've seen this before. Sandman has partaken of snow leopard shit.

He's prolly about halfway through his trip.

Man, he is going to crash hard!

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:34 AM (FWrFx)

143 Here's a possible answer to our national problem; we cede southern cali to Mexico, along with San Fran, Detroit, and parts of New York City. In return, they have to take all Democrats who want to leave, Paris-ite Hilton, the E television network, MIke Tyson and the cast of the View. The incoming Congress moves to Ciudad de Mexico and we all take a break for a beer. Let's shake on it.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:35 AM (zxsC2)

144 WALMART VOTED MOST POPULAR STORE...AGAIN

Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:35 AM (5yDl8)

145

Deb,  here's a few:


 


 


 


 


Glad to help.


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 09:35 AM (Xj2Ev)

146 troll swarm

Is that like the 5-year-old-retard swarm, except weak?

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 09:38 AM (omkIU)

147

Dammit, I have to go, but this is too much fun. Back at ya later, folks.


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 09:38 AM (5yDl8)

148 Eman:
I avoid anything produced by indigenous Himalayan wildlife and prefer the processed meat and meat by-products of domesticated food animals, like cows and chickens.
Furthermore, if you say such slanderous things again, I shall be forced to sic Rosie O'Donnell on you.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:39 AM (zxsC2)

149 "You've been jackstraw shit wrong about almost everything. There's no doubt about that."

Eggmcmuffin you festering boil. I wasn't even here and you felt the need to take a shot?

Do you want me that badly? I told you, I am hopelessly hetero so stop with the come ons.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2006 09:39 AM (t+mja)

150

Hey Entropy-


Believe you me, we've been trying to get the man dangling! I'm not with Fox, I'm with one of the other MSM networks, but in any event, CNN doesn't have it, and the other three guys don't have it- we have (as far as I know) just what Al-Arabiya sent up our way. Nobody has YouTubed the video, which is a pretty clear indication nobody has it.


If I remember correctly, the original tape is classified for Iraqi Intel... maybe someday!


tmi3rd


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 09:39 AM (mt7GK)

151 "they have to take all Democrats who want to leave,"


posted by sandman arriveth

Not a bad idea. Just strike out "want to leave". Just give them CA and OR. We will get it back in a few decades, after they tax and abort themselves into oblivion.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:39 AM (FWrFx)

152

BILL CLINTON "I DID HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN."


and that one, that one, that one over there, her, her, and her.  That one, too.  Britney, yep.  Paris, check.  Lindsey on my to-do list.  Hell, I even did Madeline and Janet in a threesome.


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 09:42 AM (Xj2Ev)

153 Sandman, my brother! We cool! We cool!
AoS is cat shit central. Ain't nothin' wrong with snow leopard scat. That stuff is mad sick.


Peace Love Bellbottoms

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:45 AM (FWrFx)

154 What happened to nicholas? He seemed like Grade A Prime kook and those are always more fun.

I think with enough taunting we could have gotten nicholas to argue the McChimpybushitlerburtondieboldchickenhawk point.

I always love when that happens.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 09:46 AM (omkIU)

155 Eman:
We give them incentives: daily gay rights parades, Kd Lang concerts on the weekends, and all the inappropriate touching they can stand. But only if the touching is supervised by Ted "another round " Kennedy and Barney
"Fwanks and Beans" Fwanks. But, we keep Oregon because Clint Smith and Thunder Ranch shooting school are there. Let's give them Massachussets in exchange for Selma Hayek and Cancun. Let's shake in that.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:46 AM (zxsC2)

156 WALMART VOTED MOST POPULAR STORE...AGAIN

I could probably wallpaper my house with their bags I go there so much.

Posted by: pajama momma at December 30, 2006 09:49 AM (+Aq+d)

157 Finally, we got the guy responsible for 9/11.

Now we can bring the troops home!!!!!!!

Posted by: CHork at December 30, 2006 09:49 AM (1WdUw)

158 What happened to nicholas?

The library closes early on Saturday, so erganovatrocious is offline until Tuesday.

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 09:51 AM (RDMyF)

159 I work in sleep medicine. I wonder what Ted Kennedy's EEG (brain waves) look like?
Does his trace start at the right and drift to the left? Does his brain register that he is an arrogant socialist shit-heel in there? Does being an amoral, intoxicated leftist adultering bag of cat shit affect your sleep?
Just speculating...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 09:51 AM (zxsC2)

160 sandman,

Your points are well taken, but we need to maintain a contiguous link between the Atlantic and the Pacific.

How about CA and half of OR? Also, we get veto power on hot chicks that vote Democrat only because their boyfriends do.

I'm neutral on Salma, her puppies are due to lose their battle with gravity any day now.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 09:53 AM (FWrFx)

161 Holy crap! Check out the hot photo of Dr. Helen at Instapundit right now.

Why couldn't he post that before I died?

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at December 30, 2006 09:54 AM (gJOW0)

162

SPurdy bork bork bork bork boooork... spurdy bork... CHork?


Chork chork chork... dork dork dork


Ah, fuck it. Even the Swedish Chef is smarter than that, and he's a frickin' puppet!


Swedish chef in da hizzy


Posted by: The Swedish Chef at December 30, 2006 09:54 AM (mt7GK)

163 Speaking of trolls - do you all remember Jason? He was hijacking threads: insisting that we talk about his topics when he wanted to talk about them. Somehow the conversation spilled over to my blog, where I told him that AoSHQ was considered a top conservative blog not because of its intense dissection of current issues, but because it was funny.

That was a revelation to him - he apparently hadn't bothered to read much of this site, and hadn't apprehended the mind-shattering whole that is AoSHQ.

So then he disappeared.

Sometimes these guys take "clueless" into strange, uncharted realms.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 09:57 AM (ZKQrF)

164 WALMART : CHILD LABOR IS THE BEST CLASSROOM

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 09:57 AM (DbybK)

165 NEXT-GEN VIDEO CAMS: EXTENDING THE PATRIOT ACT INTO THE HOME

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 10:00 AM (ZKQrF)

166 MSM ARRESTED FOR HIGH TREASON AND CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 10:04 AM (RDMyF)

167 Child labor teaches real world skills right here, right now;
Grovelling
Sweating, profusely
Sewing at great speed
Hunkering down in the presence of the overseer
economic viability of sweatshop labor as a hedge against mechanization.
sleeping sitting up, always a useful skill.
Walmart has no child labor lauraw, but Hollywood has glommed onto Paris-ite Hilton, Lindsay Loose-Hands and Nichol "DUI" Richey since their teens...sounds like video slave labor is okay as long as it feeds a perceived leftist need, namely, tittilation.
But I could be wrong.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:05 AM (zxsC2)

168 SCOTUS: THIRTEENTH AMENDMENT NEEDS 'FINE TUNING'

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:07 AM (DbybK)

169 ROSIE O'DONNELL FAINTS:
TWO GAY MIDGETS FOUND INSIDE. AL QAEDA LINKS ALLEGED TO MIDGET DUO.

FILM ON ANDERSON POOPER 180.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:08 AM (zxsC2)

170 DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES: THE UPSIDE OF SWEATSHOPS

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 10:09 AM (ZKQrF)

171 CHRIS MATTHEWS' TITS BEAT ROSIE O'DONNELL'S - WIN SKANKATHON CONTEST

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 10:12 AM (RDMyF)

172 BILL OF RIGHTS: UNTIL THIS CRISIS IS OVER ONLY #2 COUNTS

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 10:13 AM (FWrFx)

173 EXPANSION OF EXECUTIVE POWERS: WHO NEEDS CONGRESS?

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 10:15 AM (ZKQrF)

174 Yes, the trolls have slipped away. We hooked them, but couldn't get them into the boat. Oh well.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 10:16 AM (FWrFx)

175 CHILD SAFETY:
SWEATSHOPS AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:16 AM (zxsC2)

176 MICHAEL MOORE AND ROSIE O'DONNELL - NOW SUMO WRESTLING TOGETHER

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 10:16 AM (RDMyF)

177 BUSH CORONATION SCHEDULED FOR SUNDAY; PLANS TO SCRAP GREGORIAN CALENDAR AND REPRESENTATIVE GOV'T

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:21 AM (DbybK)

178 I will now play the troll;

I like Hillary, she's the man...

Bill did not inhale, that fat chick in the beret did though...

Kofi Anan,Anon, Allanon, Aladin, whatever, for President...

Margaret Cho is slim, and funny...

Madeline Allbright is not an ignorant, self impressed lesbian troglodite hog...

Yasser Arafat and Ringo Starr were the same person...

It's all Bush's fault...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:21 AM (zxsC2)

179 Love your stuff geoff. A small tweak for this one. RUB SOME DIRT ON IT: THE CONSERVATIVE ANSWER TO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE

RUB SOME DIRT ON IT OR WALK IT OFF: BEST APPROACH TO HEALTH CARE?

Posted by: DSkinner at December 30, 2006 10:22 AM (Z887G)

180 BUSH: CHRISTIANITY TO BE DECLARED OFFICIAL STATE RELIGION; JUDAISM VICE-STATE RELIGION

Posted by: Good Lt at December 30, 2006 10:27 AM (D0TMh)

181 Oh, yes, for lauraw:
Clinton wasn't a philandering piece of executive branch scum, all his friends, girlfriends, appointments, aides, supporters and fans were...
Hillary loses...bush's fault
Barney Fwank hugs nuts...bush's fault
Bela Pelosi more manly than her husband...bush's fault
terrorists attack...ditto
did i miss anything?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:29 AM (zxsC2)

182 JIMMY CARTER: HOMO

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:31 AM (DbybK)

183 Think we could get this big enough to create a troll-bait headline thread/ awards thingy?

I know there are fewer of us around on the weekend.

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:32 AM (DbybK)

184

CHELSEA CLINTON OUTED: ACTUALLY LOVE CHILD OF JANET RENO AND HILLARY CLINTON


BILL: "THAT'S HAWT"


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 10:36 AM (mt7GK)

185 BUD OR BUD LITE: ALL THE MULTICULTURALISM YOU'LL EVER NEED

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 10:36 AM (ZKQrF)

186 offer free memberships to he Michael Jackson fan site or a free ticket to the view...that might get the job done. Topless photos of Christina Aguilera for the straight folks, topless photos of Micauley Caulkin for Michael Jackson and Barney Fwanks.
A collection of Sean Penn's movies for the rest of the trolls...that should about cover it all, lauraw.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:37 AM (zxsC2)

187

REBUTTAL TO BUD: BUDWEISER LIKE SEX IN A CANOE


IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER


Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 10:38 AM (mt7GK)

188
BUSH CORONATION SCHEDULED FOR SUNDAY

CHENEY DECLARED PERPETUAL SHOGUN, RUMSFIELD REINCARNATED AS DEPUTY SHOGUN

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 10:42 AM (RDMyF)

189 I wonder what Ted Kennedy's EEG (brain waves) look like?

Let me put it this way -- Teddy don't want Michael Schivo as his legal guardian if he wants to keep breathing.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 30, 2006 10:44 AM (GlKkD)

190 CANADA:  WTF IS UP WITH THAT?

Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 10:44 AM (Xj2Ev)

191 NASCAR DECLARED AMERICA'S OFFICIAL NATIONAL SPORT

Posted by: Warden at December 30, 2006 10:49 AM (rZ5uY)

192 TMI 3rd:
I drink Corona because it's the only Mexicanb water available that doesn't give me the squirts including tap water at Taco Bell. Is that close enough to qualify for multiculturalism? Bud is the national beer of Wisconsin, isn't that the land of lakes? Implying lots of water, which leads inevitably back to Bud...ah, weedhopper, the circle of life flows back onto itself.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 10:49 AM (zxsC2)

193 US HOMELAND SECURITY DEPT. TO BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF 'GREAT WALL OF TEXAS'
Controversy Over Machine Gun Nests: What Caliber?

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:50 AM (DbybK)

194 CLINTON, RENO, ALBRIGHT RAISE MONEY FOR HIDDEN PENIS

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 10:50 AM (omkIU)

195
BOLTON CLAIM: "UN FOREIGNERS SMELL LIKE BEANS AND SWAMP MUD."

Posted by: Warden at December 30, 2006 10:53 AM (rZ5uY)

196 THE LEFT CONCEDES VICTORY TO THE RIGHT: "THEY HAVE GUNS, MONEY. WE HAVE CARS THAT RUN ON CORN"

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 10:55 AM (omkIU)

197 GORE '07 RESOLUTION: LOSE 50 LBS, GET DOWN TO 300

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 10:57 AM (omkIU)

198 KATIE COURIC HAS HAIR EXTENSIONS REMOVED, ENTERS DETOX CLINIC IN LA JOLLA

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 10:58 AM (RDMyF)

199 CHERTOFF: FEMA NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 'ACTS OF GOD'

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 10:58 AM (DbybK)

200 MORE GREENHOUSE GASES: BUSH'S BOLD NEW PLAN TO CREATE CRAWFORD BEACH HOUSE

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 10:59 AM (ZKQrF)

201 2008 ROVE STRATEGY REVEALED: MORE FEDERAL FUNDING FOR MINORITY ABORTIONS.

Posted by: Warden at December 30, 2006 10:59 AM (rZ5uY)

202 This is embarrassing, but the truth needs to come out. Saddam was innocent! These things he is accused of are all indirectly my fault.

When there was an attempt on Saddam's life, I told the chief of police to round up the suspects and their families for questioning. Unfortunately, I have a facial tick and it looked like I was winking when I said 'questioning', which gives it a TOTALLY different meaning in arabic.

And after a visit to the Khurdish region of Iraq, I noted to my friend chemical Ali that it's cold up there, but most families cannot afford the high price of electrical heat. "Those houses need gas, badly" I said. He completely misunderstood me.

I apologize, and hope that someone can reattach Saddam's skull to his spinal column.

Joe.

Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed Sirhan Alibaba Suliman "Joe" Mustafa at December 30, 2006 11:00 AM (i2YG7)

203 IKE TURNER TO MAKE COMEBACK; WOMEN, CHILDREN HIT HARDEST

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:00 AM (omkIU)

204 TOFU, QUICHE BANNED AS UNAMERICAN

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 11:00 AM (RDMyF)

205 2006 ELECTIONS ANNULLED: DEMOCRATS OFFICIALLY DECLARED "NOT REAL AMERICANS"


NYT BUILDING "ACCIDENTALLY" FILLED WITH CONCRETE


NANCY PELOSI UNMASKED AS A LIZARD PERSON FROM "V"

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 11:01 AM (FWrFx)

206 REPUBLICANS: WHY GOD LOVES US MORE.

Posted by: Warden at December 30, 2006 11:02 AM (rZ5uY)

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2006 11:02 AM (DzeyU)

208 CONDOLEEZA RICE IS A CONSERVATIVE BLACK WOMAN

It's not news, but that one always makes their heads explode.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 11:03 AM (ZKQrF)

209 BILL CLINTON CAUGHT IN UNNATURAL SEX ACT WITH LIZARD PERSON

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:03 AM (omkIU)

210 Some trollbait for the "old school" lefties:

ALGER HISS VS. THE ROSENBERGS: WHO DID MORE DAMAGE?

Or something more contemporary:

BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA: WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT MIDDLE NAME?

Posted by: Guy T. at December 30, 2006 11:08 AM (6v0Ao)

211 CLARK KENT, SUPERMAN: HILLARY CLINTON, BIGFOOT


MEXICAN BABIES LOW IN TRANS FATS


CHENEY SLAPS ANTARCTIC ICE SHELF INTO SEA WITH HIS COCK

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 11:09 AM (FWrFx)

212 REPORT: UNEXPECTED HEALTH BENEFITS FROM UPSIDE DOWN YOUNG BOY PENIS

Posted by: Jim Webb at December 30, 2006 11:09 AM (omkIU)

213 I spelled two words wrong in succession. For "BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA" read "BARACK LUTHER OBAMA."

Posted by: Guy T. at December 30, 2006 11:10 AM (6v0Ao)

214 GEORGE "GOLDFINGER" SOROS IN TEARS AT NEWS OF SADDAM'S DEATH, MEETS WITH LYNCH SOILZBERGER AND DAN RATHER TO PLOT REVENGE AGAINST THE USA

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 11:12 AM (RDMyF)

215

BILL CLINTON:  VIOLENT SEXUAL PREDATOR OR JUST REALLY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES?


Posted by: Ich Ein Baghdader at December 30, 2006 11:12 AM (47+Ys)

216 SCHOOL LUNCH PROGRAMS REPLACED WITH MANDATORY RIFLE DRILLS

SOLDIORS POSTED IN ALL HOUSES WITH DEMOCRAT SIGNS ON LAWNS

KIDS LOVE NEW "TELL US ABOUT WHAT MOMMY AND DADDY SAID" GAMES

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 11:14 AM (FWrFx)

217 King of all media:
Rush Limbaugh

Queen for day;
Barney Fwanks

What's right about America;
Reagan, Rush, Malkin, Coulter, Hannity, Hamblin.

What's wrong with America:
Ted kennedy, Barney Fwanks, Bela Pelosi,
Hollywood in general, Jimmy Carter the Imam Bubba, Bill and Hillary, leftists like Rahm Emanuel, Carvile, Dean,this list is endless.
God Bless America and Good Luck with 2007, we're probably going to need it.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 11:21 AM (zxsC2)

218 THE MSM: AN IED OR A DYING DINOSAUR?

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 11:27 AM (RDMyF)

219 CANCER CURE FOUND, BLOOD DRANK DIRECTLY FROM SEVERED HEAD OF ANWAR CARIBOU

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:27 AM (omkIU)

220 Movie title:

Jimmy Carter is 'Ali Bubba, the Hillbilly Mullah', with a hillbilly mullet. The Inbreed Imam. The Palestinian President. The Cornfed Cornhole.
How about some help here?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 11:28 AM (zxsC2)

221 SADDAM DEAD; WOMEN, POOR, MINORITIES HARDEST HIT

Posted by: Good Lt at December 30, 2006 11:28 AM (D0TMh)

222 NORAH O'DONNELL'S EXAGGERATED LAUGH GROWING VERY FUCKING TIRESOME, SURVEY FINDS

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:35 AM (omkIU)

223 SURVEY ALSO REVEALS, I WOULD STILL HIT IT

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:35 AM (omkIU)

224 DIXIE CHICKS HANDED OVER TO IRAQI GOVERNMENT FOR EXECUTION

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at December 30, 2006 11:38 AM (15lq8)

225 We got Saddam.

Now, next time some lib whimpers about our "civil liberties" or a "living wage," we can tell them to shut up.

We were the party that avenged 9/11. Never forget!

Posted by: CHork at December 30, 2006 11:42 AM (1WdUw)

226 I'm watching the packs of sepia toned blow flys attach themselves to the ragged legacy of James 'One Punch,one commonlaw wife knock out" Brown at his funeral in New Yawk City on fox-news. THere's Jesse 'Poverty Pimp Numero Uno' Jackson, Al "what's in it for me' Sharptongue, and a host of other relics of the age of race baiter politics who wouldn't bail the King Of Soul out of S.C. jail after he decked his live-in skank with his sex machine uppercut.

But that won't stop these reprehensible chunks of unusable human stool from making hay from the Godfather's death to ring in the new year with some free cable news exposure. When's the sentimental movie of the week with Sean Penn and Don Cheadle coming out? The James Brown Story..'.Slapping them Hoes of Life'...'How to beat your live in and get community service'...ideas abound. Jesse Jackson can play himself and father some love children amongst the makeup artist and the wardrobe mistresses,no doubt.

The budget for black-hair friendly hair products alone would be staggering...

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 11:43 AM (zxsC2)

227 Return of the troll!!

Civil liberties and a living wage are for wimps and faggots.

Eat your wheaties, get a job, work hard and stay away from kiddie porn.

How fucking hard is that?

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 11:50 AM (omkIU)

228 Captain's Log Stardate 6969.69

We have beamed down to the planet Chork and made contact with the natives. They are the dumbest mothers we have found so far. Even Spock hates them. He kicked the shit out of one yesterday.

These people spend the whole day jamming a hard spiny fruit up the asses followed by incessant complaints about how it hurts and they can't sit down.

We are going back to the ship and are going to use this place for photon torpedo target practice.

Kirk out.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at December 30, 2006 11:54 AM (FWrFx)

229 SECRET CURE FOR TEEN ACNE: SMOKING!

Posted by: the black cat at December 30, 2006 11:58 AM (YW379)

230 Sandman, I dig where you're coming from.

But can't you edit your posts down a bit?

(Maybe start by cutting the cliched "pimp and ho" racial humor. Everybody knows that James Brown is brown. And, personal demons aside, he was a good American who made great music.)

Posted by: CHork at December 30, 2006 11:59 AM (1WdUw)

231 Hey CHork, I was only kidding.

Let's talk about the best course of action going forward in Iraq.

Your thoughts?

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:00 PM (omkIU)

232

FLORIDA SUBMERGED BY GLOBAL WARMING!!!


<i>Medicare Program Solvent Again</i>


Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2006 12:00 PM (1xbMR)

233

FLORIDA SUBMERGED BY GLOBAL WARMING!!!


Medicare Program Solvent Again


Posted by: Michael at December 30, 2006 12:01 PM (1xbMR)

234 ORAL, ANAL NOT REALLY SEX SAY 100% OF MEN UNDER 30

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:02 PM (omkIU)

235 Sandman-

I was just being contrarian to be a pain in the ass... I prefer beer I can chew. That was the only point of the beer post.

And Captain Kirk, I salute you, sir. Although I'm a little hipper to NexGen, personally...

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at December 30, 2006 12:07 PM (bNOlH)

236 Living wages are for wimps...

So that's why Rosetta makes $5.25/hr at scrubbing the floor by hand the adult theater?

It's a personal decision. And here I thought it was because you were dumb (They have a mop, you know). My bad. It's because you're tough and macho! (But still, use a mop, it's more sanitary).

Posted by: CHork at December 30, 2006 12:09 PM (1WdUw)

237 So that's why Rosetta makes $5.25/hr

I wish!! Man that would be sweet.

I do get to watch free porn though so that's worth about another $2.50/hr.


Hey CHork, what's your most favorite civil liberty?

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:12 PM (omkIU)

238 Plan for Iraq?

Walmarts. Lots of Walmarts. The kids can build the stuff. The grown ups can buy the stuff. And we can leave.

Put inventory control technology on everyone there. They try to leave, alarms go off. The rent a cop gets them, puts them to work on bathroom detail. They try to organize, close the Walmart, lay them all off, and send them to the factories. If you do a good job, then you get promoted to rent a cop. Those that do a good job as a rent a cop get to move to the USA, but keep stocks in Walmart Iraq.

It's that simple.

Posted by: CHork at December 30, 2006 12:15 PM (1WdUw)

239 So that's why Rosetta makes $5.25/hr


What?  How do I get in on this action?

Tob

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 12:19 PM (PD1tk)

240

EULOGY FOR JIMMY CARTER:


WHEN I COME TO DIE


BURRY ME ASS-HIGH


WHEN MY TERRORIST FRIENDS COME BY


THEY CAN GRAB A COLD ONE.


Posted by: Mark at December 30, 2006 12:19 PM (isTfo)

241 BUSH UNVEILS 'GUNS 4 TOTS' PROGRAM
Schoolyard Bullies Study Quietly Indoors During Recess

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 12:20 PM (DbybK)

242 Walmarts. Lots of Walmarts.

You may be on to something.

And let's put Christian churches (the kick-ass evangelical kind) in the Wal-Marts so the Iraqis can convert to a peaceful religion.

And once they convert to Christianity, we'll give them a free copy of "An Inconvenient Truth" by that fat kid that won the 2000 Presidential election.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:22 PM (omkIU)

243

MICHAEL MOORE:  I LOST 273 POUNDS WHEN I REGISTERED AS A REPUBLICAN.


How Stupid Weighs You Down


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 12:25 PM (Xj2Ev)

244 I was looking up something unrelated on Google and stumbled across this hanging-related gem from brain surgeon Ben Affleck when he was on Bill Maher's show earlier this year:

Actor Ben Affleck charged that President Bush “probably also leaked” Valerie Plame's name and so “if he did, you can be hung for that! That's treason!” “You could be killed. That's not a joking around Tom DeLay 'I'll do a year, I bribed the state officials with corporate money.' That's like they shoot you in the battlefield for doing that.”

Link is HERE.

I love liberals. So cute and stupid.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:31 PM (omkIU)

245

Rosetta, you hot lesbian...


You had me at "ORAL, ANAL NOT REALLY SEX."


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 12:33 PM (47+Ys)

246 I must say the following:
guns for everyone,

put lesbians in the infantry

starlets are more interesting when topless

gore lost in 2000 because his machine was lame, this year theirs was better and they won. politics isn't about ideas anymore, just organization.

rosie needs to shave closer to look convincingly feminine. those sideburns blow the gig.

james brown was a talented musician, serious drunk, wife beater and friend to human turds. a musical legacy doesn't excuse that but it helps.

elvis works at a burger king a block from where i work. time has not been kind.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 12:36 PM (zxsC2)

247 mesablue:  is that payback for the snow blower?

Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 12:37 PM (Xj2Ev)

248 michelle malkin for prez. anne coulter for veep. winning ticket all the way.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 12:38 PM (zxsC2)

249 Saddam is dead, and nothing will change because of it. The idea of the nation of Iraq is a bad one: as I have mentioned previously. Saddam's methods held Iraq together, little else has worked; that goes to show Iraq is an ill conceived idea. U.S. troops will leave "Iraq" one day, and then the inhabitants can get on with making their own political settlement. Every dollar, and drop of blood expended since Saddam's government was toppled has been for nothing.

Posted by: Tom Perry at December 30, 2006 12:39 PM (aTOir)

250 NEA FUNDS DIVERTED TO STOCKING THE RIO GRANDE WITH ALLIGATORS

Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2006 12:40 PM (cHHMb)

251 AL GORE BANNED FROM NYC
Found To Be 100% Transfats

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 12:40 PM (DbybK)

252 put lesbians in the infantry

I'm assuming you don't mean the hop lipstick variety.

They're needed here. Playing with each other. Naked.

The Rosies and Margaret Chos can go fight.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 12:40 PM (omkIU)

253 Ben Affleck (aflake?) can actually form a complete sentence? A coherent statement no matter how f-ing inane and our boy Ben said it? Astonishing. Is this one of Nostradamus's
predictions? I am stunned, truly.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 12:43 PM (zxsC2)

254 Damn it Sandman, Leinenkugels is the official beer of Wisconsin! Don't ever associate that shit ass Budweiser with the great state of cheese again.

Posted by: Bitter Pill at December 30, 2006 12:44 PM (86S3r)

255

Sandman, much as I hate to admit it, give Affleck his due.  He nailed JLo, after all.  That can't be bad.  Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, has a giant-jaw-bulging-eyes disease.


On the matter of James Brown, I disagree on one point.  During one of the worst nights of the riots of 1968 in DC, Brown went on television and did a good job of urging everyone to go home, stay home, and stop breaking the law.  It helped.


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 12:48 PM (47+Ys)

256 Sadly both Rosie and Cho are too large to fit into standard body armor, so we send 'em out wearing pot belly cast iron stoves. That should be enough protection for em. Their copious facial hair should make them very popular with the camel humping set.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 12:49 PM (zxsC2)

257 Wait.

Another famous person died?

OH SNAP! I better get my ass to Iraq so's I can use another famous corpse for personal publicity and grandstanding.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 30, 2006 12:50 PM (1qs6r)

258 Paulitics:
I digged James Brown's music, I even like and understand Bob Dylan. I am old enough to like that stuff. I was just saying that the usual suspects amongst the race baiters were turning out for free air time, like they did for the funeral several leftist over the last few years and this time it was just so blatantly obvious and annoying. And no one wore a cape like the Godfather,by the way.
And for the record, I was BORN IN DC in 1962, and lived through the same riots. Imagine that.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 12:55 PM (zxsC2)

259 everyone wants photos of saddam dead.
everyone wants to see Brittany's cooter and no more K-fed...
compromise: let's have photos of K-fed dead and Brittany's cooter and skip that groucho lookalike dude altogether.
Deal?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 01:01 PM (zxsC2)

260

Agree with you on the race extortionists... the worst bottom feeders of all.  Except for Rosie and Cho.


BTW, I was born in DC in 1954, grew up in Alexandria.  Where did you live?


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 01:01 PM (47+Ys)

261 It looks like this thread got drunk, wandered into traffic, and got hit by a bus.

Not dead, but the EMT is packing up her equipment.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 01:11 PM (FWrFx)

262

What, you don't like lesbians?


Pervert.


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 01:15 PM (47+Ys)

263 Who doesn't like lesbians?

Eman? You lesbianist bastard.

This thread did get drunk though. Good call.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 01:18 PM (omkIU)

264

AL GORE BANNED FROM NYC
Found To Be 100% Transfats


That made me spit my diet coke all over my keyboard.


Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 01:21 PM (5yDl8)

265 STARBUCKS, BARNES AND NOBLE, BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM, AND ERG... ALL FOUND ON GOVERNMENT WATCH LIST!

Posted by: The Deb formerly known as Nice at December 30, 2006 01:27 PM (5yDl8)

266 Lesbians are cool. Especially the ones that wander off the plantation once in a while.

And the ones that let me watch.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 01:31 PM (FWrFx)

267 The Deb formerly known as Nice,

How about "Deb Vader"?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 01:33 PM (FWrFx)

268 PUTTING OUR MONEY ON THE WINNERS: A NEW APPROACH TO SPECIES CONSERVATION

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 01:33 PM (ZKQrF)

269
And the ones that let me watch.


Sometimes people are so stingy with their photons.

Posted by: geoff at December 30, 2006 01:34 PM (ZKQrF)

270 Whatever happened to that Salma Hayek-Penelope Cruz lesbo movie that was supposed to be coming out (so to speak)?

Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 01:40 PM (47+Ys)

271 BLEACHED AUSTRALIAN CORAL: THE HOTTEST NEW COMMODITY

Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2006 01:41 PM (a6kuN)

272 Paulitics,

Wasn't that a spoof on Brokeback Mountain? I don't think that was a real movie.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 01:42 PM (omkIU)

273

How about "Deb Vader"?


Well....I do need something shorter...okay, I'll try it out for a while...see what people think.


Posted by: Deb Vader at December 30, 2006 01:43 PM (5yDl8)

274

I don't think that was a real movie.


I have nothing to live for.


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 01:43 PM (47+Ys)

275 "Whatever happened to that Salma Hayek-Penelope Cruz lesbo movie that was supposed to be coming out (so to speak)?
Posted by Paulitics at December 30, 2006 06:40 PM"

The pubic hair smothered both of them into unconciousness and filming was suspended.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 01:43 PM (FWrFx)

276 ALASKAN WILDLIFE RESERVE...NEW HOME OF DISNEY MULTIBILLION DOLLAR  THEME PARK AND AND RESORT!

Posted by: Deb Vader at December 30, 2006 01:47 PM (5yDl8)

277 Oh man, I always find out about these fun threads way late.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 01:49 PM (dA8LR)

278 We get the Seattle Times here in hell, is that headline a joke? Yeah I lost touch with my own people, especially when I gassed and shot them and put them in mass graves. What the fuck--how could pussies who could read the crap in the Seattle Times win against me?

I misjudged W, he is not as big of a pussy as his old man is.

Oh Oh, Satan is coming back to ream my ass, this time with a post hole digger. This is not good.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at December 30, 2006 01:50 PM (+PS1/)

279 GEORGE W. BUSH:
BEST PRESIDENT SINCE REAGAN
-OR-
GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER?

Posted by: Birkel at December 30, 2006 01:50 PM (GmBEx)

280 Nice Deb,

I don't like the Vader. I think you should go back to Nice Deb.

But instead of it being descriptive of your demeanor, it can refer to the fact you're hot. Or from France.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 01:51 PM (omkIU)

281 Wait, I got one:

MINIMUM WAGE SET AT $1.00/HR: TOO DAMN HIGH

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 01:51 PM (dA8LR)

282 SADDAM IN HELL:
FIERY LAKE OF LAVA
-OR-
SOUTH PARK VERSION

Posted by: Birkel at December 30, 2006 01:52 PM (GmBEx)

283

it can refer to the fact you're hot.


Stop sucking up.  You're embarrassing yourself.


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 01:53 PM (47+Ys)

284 WHY EVERYBODY SHOULD GO TO CHURCH

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 01:53 PM (dA8LR)

285 I like Darth Deb for when you're feeling evil and Nice Deb when you're feeling... well... nice, I guess.

Include the word Deb in your handle and we'll know it's you. Kind of Amish light, except I like you better.

Posted by: Birkel at December 30, 2006 01:54 PM (GmBEx)

286 HIPPIES: RODENTS OR CAVE-DWELLING MARSUPIALS?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 01:54 PM (dA8LR)

287

Oh, be quiet, Paulitics...the boy speaks the truth.


Posted by: Deb Vader at December 30, 2006 01:56 PM (5yDl8)

288 YANKEE CANDLE WINS BIG: WHALE BLUBBER AND PENGUIN FEATHER CANDLES ALL THE RAGE IN PARIS, MILAN

Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2006 01:57 PM (Hg20K)

289 THE FEUDAL SYSTEM: AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME (AGAIN)

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 01:58 PM (dA8LR)

290 Stop sucking up. You're embarrassing yourself.

You're just jealous because Nice Deb likes me more than you.

Posted by: Rosetta at December 30, 2006 01:59 PM (omkIU)

291 So who ran all the trolls off?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:01 PM (dA8LR)

292 TORTURE: NECESSARY, EFFECTIVE... AND FUN!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:02 PM (dA8LR)

293

Include the word Deb in your handle and we'll know it's you. Kind of Amish light, except I like you better.


I don't think so, because I know I'll keep forgetting to change it. I liked not having to bother with it.


How about, The Deb? Shortened from The Deb formerly known as nice?


Okay, and if I am being particularly nice, and I remember, I'll use Nice Deb, and if I'm being bad, (I can be bad Dave in Texas...oh yes I can!), I'll use Deb Vader.


Ok, it's decided, then.


Posted by: Deb Vader at December 30, 2006 02:03 PM (5yDl8)

294 See, I forgot to change it ^ already, shit!

Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:04 PM (5yDl8)

295 HONOR KILLINGS: GOOD FOR WOMEN AND OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

(oh wait, I've never heard liberals express any kind of outrage or condemnation of the so-called honor killings that go on in Moslem countries, so whether their tiny little heads would actually explode if they saw this headline is by no means assured)

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:08 PM (dA8LR)

296 PAVE THE EARTH

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:10 PM (dA8LR)

297 personlly, i prefer my various products made from endangered species,like whale fat candles and flip flops made from penguins.Yankee candles are only worth using if they carry norwhale oil or I don't know, zebra skin holders. By the way, Paulitivs, I live in NC, have for years.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 02:10 PM (zxsC2)

298 LAURA BUSH: A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HER PLACE

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 02:11 PM (DbybK)

299

PAT ROBERTSON SEEN AS FAVORITE TO WIN 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:11 PM (5yDl8)

300 SOLVE MONEY SUPPLY SHORTAGE WITH DEBTORS' PRISONS

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:12 PM (dA8LR)

301 THE PROPER WIFE: BAREFOOT, PREGNANT, IN KITCHEN.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:14 PM (dA8LR)

302 uh, exactly when was the dark lord sauron pat robertson last seen? have they let him out of protective psychiatric custody already?

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 30, 2006 02:15 PM (zxsC2)

303 CAPITAL MOVED TO CRAWFORD

NUCLEAR OFFICIALLY SPELLED "NOOKULAR"

GITMO HOTEL CHAIN IN JOINT VENTURE WITH WALMART-HALIBURTON

LAST POLAR BEAR SERVED AT JEB BUSH INAUGURAL

MASSACHUSETTS CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 02:18 PM (FWrFx)

304

HONDA PREISS DISCONTINUED DUE TO LACK OF SALES


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:19 PM (5yDl8)

305
Semen acts as an anti-depressant

 Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.


Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 02:19 PM (47+Ys)

306 PONYTAILS ON MEN...OUTLAWED!!!

Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:21 PM (5yDl8)

307 HOMO BUTT SEX: UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:21 PM (dA8LR)

308 ERG LEADS PEOPLES REVOLUTION TO WASHINGTON:
worldviews collapsing after bold anti-lots of stuff rally

Posted by: mike at December 30, 2006 02:21 PM (/InkS)

Posted by: Paulitics at December 30, 2006 02:22 PM (47+Ys)

310 LAST POLAR BEAR SERVED AT JEB BUSH INAUGURAL

that's just too damn funny...

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:23 PM (dA8LR)

311 PONYTAILS OUTLAWED???!


NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2006 02:25 PM (hNyWr)

312 FALWELL/ROBERTSON '08!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:25 PM (dA8LR)

313 RAP MUSIC: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

(tip o' the hat to Chris Rock)

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:26 PM (dA8LR)

314

A little tweaking....


LAST POLAR BEAR SERVED SEVERED HOBO HEADS AT JEB BUSH INAUGURAL


 


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:27 PM (5yDl8)

315 JEB BUSH MULLS PRESIDENTIAL RUN

GEORGE P. BUSH MULLS PRESIDENTIAL RUN

LAURA BUSH MULLS PRESIDENTIAL RUN

BARBARA BUSH MULLS PRESIDENTIAL RUN

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:30 PM (dA8LR)

316 SENATOR OBAMA CITES "LINGERING QUESTIONS" ABOUT 9-11

GAY MARRAIGE PROMTS DROP IN HOUSEWORK, RISE IN BREAST CANCER

DEATH BED CONFESSION!: HURRICANE KATRINA ADMITS BUSH PAY OFF ON NOLA HIT!

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 02:31 PM (FWrFx)

317

LEADING EXPERTS ANNOUNCE ONCE AND FOR ALL ...RADICAL ISLAM MORE DANGEROUS THAN CHRISTIANITY...YA DUMBSHITS, YA


 


 


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:37 PM (5yDl8)

318

MEN DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN!!!


 


I guess that one's been done.


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 02:39 PM (5yDl8)

319 FREAK ACCIDENT KILLS 65 RED-STATE DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVES, SUCCESSORS TO BE APPOINTED BY REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS

JUSTICES STEPHEN BREYER AND RUTH GINSBURG STRUCK BY METEORS IN SEPARATE INCIDENTS. BUSH TO APPOINT REPLACEMENTS BEFORE LEAVING OFFICE

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 02:41 PM (dA8LR)

320 EVERGLADES DRAINED: EXXON/MOBIL FINDS LARGEST OIL RESERVE ON EARTH

Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2006 02:48 PM (ep3wT)

321 MARKOS MOULITSAS HOSPITALIZED FOR CONGENITAL DISEASE
Found To Be Composed Entirely Of Sandy, Weeping Vaginas

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 02:52 PM (DbybK)

322 MANHATTEN VOLUNTARILY ADOPTS SHARIA LAW - NYT HEADLINE: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED",  MSM THEN COLLECTIVELY DIES FROM THE JOY OF IT ALL.

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 02:54 PM (RDMyF)

323 MAJOR OIL DEPOSIT FOUND UNDER SALTY SHALE DEPOSITS
In Ted Kennedy's Belly Button

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 02:55 PM (DbybK)

324 I don't feel like making up any stupid headlines.

So, here's a funny video:

How to tell when a relationship is over.

I know it may be old, but this is AoS for chrissake.

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2006 03:00 PM (DzeyU)

325 lauraw, you just grossed me out -- twice.

Posted by: mesablue at December 30, 2006 03:01 PM (DzeyU)

326

BRITNEY SPEARS CHOSEN MOTHER OF THE YEAR


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 03:10 PM (Xj2Ev)

327 Well, it looks like this thread shook off the bus hit, got up, and said "Where's my beer?"

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 03:14 PM (FWrFx)

328 CODE PINK IS WEARING BLACK TODAY

Posted by: max at December 30, 2006 03:21 PM (RDMyF)

329 REDWOODS AND SEQUIOAS: THE LAST FINE WOOD IN AMERCAN FURNITURE MAKING

Posted by: ErikW at December 30, 2006 03:42 PM (Amy93)

330

HOLY FUCKING SHIT,


330 Posts?  Is this sweeps week for the Blog!! you go boy!!!


AofS HQ except no substitute


Posted by: kempermanx at December 30, 2006 03:47 PM (Wc54u)

331

DYLAN AVERY OF LOOSE CHANGE FAME ADMITS IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE


"Hell, I didn't expect people to actually believe it." he started....


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 03:49 PM (5yDl8)

332 SILLY ACE OF SPADES THREAD GETS OVER 3OO COMMENTS
Mental Retardation Still Incurable

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 03:50 PM (DbybK)

333 Knock-knock
Who's there?
Saddam
Saddam who?

Saddam shame nobody loved my "human counterweight" idea!

I will always dream of the Swimmer-Mooron planet-shakin double-drop that could have opened for Saddam's main event. Bitchin.

Posted by: sherlock at December 30, 2006 03:56 PM (vJAe5)

334

Comment to go to 500, Wonkee says she is secret lover of ACE.  "That's where I learned about the Anal stuff, at the Aof S HQ" said the tattooed ho.


Ace was not available for comment, getting aids test.


Kemp


 


 


Posted by: kempermanx at December 30, 2006 03:57 PM (Wc54u)

335 THANOS WIPES OUT ALL LIBERALS BY USING THE INFINITY GAUNTLET:TURNS THEM INTO MUSHROOMS EXCEPT FOR CIVIL BEHAVIOR WHO IS USED AS A FOOTSTOOL.


Hey, im an evil bastard tyrant and after wiping out half the life in the universe i get sore footsies and need to elevate them. Besides, its all Civil is good for anyways.

It was that or turning him into a garbage can but i thought that was rather redundant.

Posted by: THANOS at December 30, 2006 04:01 PM (rJBMR)

336 CINDY SHEEHAN SHOOTS MOOKIE SADR

Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 04:03 PM (Xj2Ev)

337 CHILDREN'S LUNG CONVERT NICOTINE TO PETROLEUM; HARVEST PROGRAM BEATS EXPECTATIONS

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 04:14 PM (FWrFx)

338 KAKA, THIS IS MORE CORRECTISH;
CHILDREN'S LUNGS CONVERT NICOTINE TO PETROLEUM; HARVEST PROGRAM BEATS EXPECTATIONS

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 04:16 PM (FWrFx)

339 GEORGE W. BUSH APPOINTS HIMSELF TO THE SUPREME COURT

Posted by: mike at December 30, 2006 04:23 PM (/InkS)

340 PRESIDENT GINRICH SERVES FAVORITE RAMADAN PORK RECIPE AT CAIR CONVENTION

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 04:24 PM (FWrFx)

341 Hmmm...
Civil behavior said:

Maybe you'd like to explain to your Kuwaiti friends why it was acceptable by Reagan, George HW Bush, Rumsfield and Cheney in the 80's to embrace and support Saddam while he was cimmitting mass murder while liberals were expressing disgust that the American govt was treating Saddam as an ally.

Martin Lewis at HuffPo said:

And explain why you find it acceptable that Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld et al supported and embraced this mass murderer throughout the 1980s WHEN HE WAS COMMITTING MASS MURDER - when liberals were expressing disgust that an American government was treating Saddam as an ally.

Talking points or plagiarism? You decide.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 04:36 PM (t3Mks)

342 HUGE DIAMOND DEPOSITS DETECTED UNDER ANWAR OIL
Unrelated: De Beers Sponsors First Annual Caribou Harvest

Posted by: lauraw at December 30, 2006 04:37 PM (DbybK)

343 Crap. I forgot the closing quote marks. Here's the link.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 04:39 PM (t3Mks)

344
Talking points or plagiarism?


Possession.  Send for a priest.



Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 04:40 PM (PD1tk)

345 when liberals were expressing disgust that an American government was treating Saddam as an ally.

Did he every provide any quotes from this golden epoch?

Tob

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 04:43 PM (PD1tk)

346

PRESIDENT GINRICH SERVES FAVORITE RAMADAN PORK RECIPE AT CAIR CONVENTION


Reminds me to get the pork and beans heated up.  Thanks! 


I love President Newt!


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 04:51 PM (Xj2Ev)

347 Tob, neither one did. I dunno who was copying from whom.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 04:52 PM (t3Mks)

348 Its the same guy, no doubt. A funny google game one can play when a lefty makes a clever argument, enter it into a search engine.  They don't come up with many and so they will proudly recycle them on dozens of sites. 

Tob

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 04:56 PM (PD1tk)

349 Ha! You are obviously much smarter than I. I just happened to stumble across the quote on the other site.

From now on, it's Google for me. And not so much cat crap.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 05:00 PM (t3Mks)

350 Not to suggest that he made a clever argument, but you get my drift.  They will repeatedly use the exact same wording, very useful in cyber-stalking.

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 05:00 PM (PD1tk)

351 Er, not that I would ever be involved in cyber-stalking.

Posted by: toby928 at December 30, 2006 05:02 PM (PD1tk)

352 So, are we the only two left in here?

I think I'll meander over there for awhile.

I have mace in my pocket!

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 05:08 PM (t3Mks)

353 I'm here.

Posted by: omg at December 30, 2006 05:11 PM (gZZzC)

354 Me too.

Posted by: stfu at December 30, 2006 05:11 PM (gZZzC)

355 Thank goodness. Now when lmao and rofl show up we'll have a quorum.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 05:13 PM (t3Mks)

356 "Debzilla "

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 30, 2006 05:15 PM (Je+mw)

357 fucking jerks.

you guys don't call me anymore.

Posted by: nsfw at December 30, 2006 05:19 PM (gZZzC)

358 So is this thread officially dead?

Posted by: nttawwt at December 30, 2006 05:23 PM (t3Mks)

359 Not until Bart says,

Buckwheat has been shot.

Posted by: Bart at December 30, 2006 05:28 PM (gZZzC)

360

BOUNTY PLACED ON LIBERALS:
Thousands of good ole'boys strike it rich!
IRS declares this income tax exempt!

Posted by: Snorkel at December 30, 2006 05:28 PM (E+7gr)

361 I can be bad Dave in Texas...oh yes I can!),

Can you?

Can you really?

Want to tell everyone what's in the mug in your pic?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 30, 2006 05:39 PM (hNyWr)

362 JOE CAMEL CALLS BARNEY A FAG! KIDS CHEER!

TOBACCO NIPPLE CREAM STIMULATES BABY SUCKING REFLEX

TOBACCO NIPPLE CREAM STIMULATES ACE'S SUCKING REFLEX

HELL, TOBACCO NIPPLE CREAM STIMULATES EVERYBODY'S SUCKING REFLEX

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 05:40 PM (FWrFx)

363 Aiee, I've got a bunch of people coming over tomorrow night and nothing to feed them.

Anyone got a good recipe for cat crap lasagne? With garlic bread?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2006 05:46 PM (dA8LR)

364

TEXAS FAILS TO COVER THE SPREAD


Las Vegas Kneecaps Austin


Posted by: cranky at December 30, 2006 05:51 PM (Xj2Ev)

365 Oregon Muse,

Well, depends on the crowd. A regular lasagne recipe with cat shit sprinkled on top is fine for a quiet evening.

If you want to play hardball, mix the cat shit with flour and form it into dough. Whip out the pasta machine and start cranking.

Follow your standard recipe from there.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2006 05:53 PM (FWrFx)

366 OregonMuse:

From a thread a few weeks ago:

Not quite cat crap lasagne, but a reasonable facsimile thereof.

Posted by: wtf at December 30, 2006 06:03 PM (t3Mks)

367 You people are disgusting. Everyone knows you can't mix cat poop with pasta Italiano. For criszakes, take a class or sumthin.

Posted by: Emeril LaGrosey at December 30, 2006 06:04 PM (F+J50)

368 Hey everybody! Listen to Mr. Fuckin' Lasagne here! Whodahfuckdooyoothinkyooare? Huh? My Momma, may she rest in peace, put cat shit inta all our pasta! It was the best pasta around. Look at me! Do I look like I don't eat right? Sal, take this fuggin piece a shit outta here and givimabeatin'!

Posted by: Fat Tony at December 30, 2006 06:12 PM (FWrFx)

369

133 posts to go to get to 500, Ace named secret father of Crystal Gail Magnum's baby, you know the ho in Durham, he says she promised to spit it out.


First anal pregnancy recorded in Durham in two days.


Kemp


 


Posted by: kempermanx at December 30, 2006 06:25 PM (Wc54u)

370

133 posts to go to get to 500


Crystal Gail Mangum, you know the ho in Durham, reports that Ace is the father of her child due in February, Ace says she promised to spit it out.


Nifong to ask for DNA tests.


 


Posted by: kempermanx at December 30, 2006 06:28 PM (Wc54u)

371 Medical tests prove that Hillary is actually a man suffering from Hidden Penis Syndrome. Chucky Schumer and Harry Reid briefly hospitalized. They were both injured while trying to clean their tongues.

Posted by: Tushar D at December 30, 2006 06:31 PM (9ULFg)

372 Wildlife experts try to save what appeared to be two beached whales. Get into argument with Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore's security guards.

Posted by: Tushar D at December 30, 2006 06:33 PM (9ULFg)

373

Want to tell everyone what's in the mug in your pic?


Okay, so I'm not a beer drinker...sheesh...is that so wrong?


But I do drink Value Rite Vodka straight out of the bottle...just like Ace.


I'm baaaaaad.


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 06:47 PM (5yDl8)

374 OT:

Scientists cure homosexuality in sheep, draw criticism.

I don't want Rosie O'Donnell and Martina Navratilova cured. They can munch rug and leave us alone.

Posted by: Tushar D at December 30, 2006 07:43 PM (9ULFg)

Posted by: Tushar D at December 30, 2006 07:49 PM (9ULFg)

376 Deb, since we are offering new names for you, I have a suggestion:

§



Posted by: wiserbud at December 30, 2006 08:11 PM (56ssE)

377

Wiserbud,


uh-huh, yeah, very funny.


Say, you've been gone for awhile...have your wounds healed?


http://www.foldabikes.com/CurrentEvents/Story/Photos/florida/Shark_attack.jpg


Posted by: The Deb at December 30, 2006 09:29 PM (5yDl8)

378

SOYLENT GREEN: MAKING THE DISAPPEARING MIDDLE CLASS WORK FOR THE REST OF US


Posted by: VJay at December 30, 2006 10:02 PM (HaFcU)

379 Shit.  I'm still dead.  When does this wear off?

Posted by: Saddam at December 30, 2006 10:15 PM (GlKkD)

380 Get at the back of the line bud.  Noobs gotta go to the back of the line.

Posted by: Hitler at December 30, 2006 10:16 PM (GlKkD)

381 Waitaminute - this place is supposed to be funny?

Who knew?

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2006 04:38 AM (7Q1rc)

382 US-MEXICO BORDER MINEFIELD RIBBON CUTTING CEREMONY TODAY

MUSLIM AIRLINE PASSENGERS EXHIBIT OPENS TODAY AT SMITHSONIAN

HOBO SPOKESMAN SAYS "ANWAR ISN'T SO BAD"

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2006 04:45 AM (FWrFx)

383 STUDY FINDS MASTURBATION DOES NOT CAUSE BLINDNESS

Sales of AstroGlide ™ Erupt
AoSHQ Commenters Breathe Sigh of Relief

Posted by: Hand Job at December 31, 2006 04:53 AM (Xj2Ev)

384 Satan's dick is made of hot chillis and his semen is battery acid. My whole colon is burning! Eternity is looking pretty nasty. Uday and Oday are here and they say it only gets worse.

To think I could have repented before I died and been saved? By the way guess who is not down here--MORMONS! That Mitt Romney is right.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at December 31, 2006 06:40 AM (+PS1/)

385 Ace:
Sorry for being a bit off topic here, but where is this video located. When I went to YouTube, it only showed a short version and some other stuff. Google was similarly abbreviated.
Thanks for the link. I just wish that I had an address for the video and knew how to efficiently search for videos on YouTube.
Appreciate your blog.
Woody

Posted by: Oran Woody at December 31, 2006 07:24 AM (9yXqG)

386 OK, I'm calling shenanigans on that gay sheep story. Look at this:

Navratilova defended the “right” of sheep to be gay. She said: “How can it be that in the year 2006 a major university would host such homophobic and cruel experiments?” She said gay men and lesbians would be “deeply offended” by the social implications of the tests.

Let's read that first sentence again, shall we?

Navratilova defended the “right” of sheep to be gay.

Nobody, not even an ideology-addled celebrity, would be able to say that with a straight face. I mean, c'mon, does the Times Online really think we're that dumb?

HOMSEXUAL RIGHTS FOR SHEEP!

BAAAAA!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 31, 2006 08:35 AM (dA8LR)

387 I knew I was gay when I was a little lamb and I was just facinated with other little lambs with cocks. The Ewes just didn't do it for me, except for dear old mum. I like my boy lambs wooly not shearred. My dad wished I would play rugby, but I just enjoyed licking off the other boy lambs. Baaaaaa.

Now my fiance and I live half the year in Massachusetts and half in DC. We have a pet beagle to keep us in line. Baaaaaaa.

Posted by: Andrew the Gay Sheep at December 31, 2006 11:42 AM (+PS1/)

388 What was the topic again?

Posted by: Andrew the Gay Sheep at December 31, 2006 11:43 AM (+PS1/)

389 Hey, what the fuck?!?  This isn't the real Saddam!  This is one of his look-a-likes,  you stupid bastards!

That wily sonuvabitch is probably on that island with Ken Lay.

You stupid, stupid bastards!

Posted by: Satan at December 31, 2006 12:02 PM (AQGeh)

390 we were winning more hearts and minds in the Middle East with our music and technology than losing them PRIOR to Baby Bush's invasion.
This is what you get from kids whose views on foreign policy came from watching Macross.

Posted by: Scott at January 01, 2007 09:43 AM (z2RMg)

391 Hey look at that its KOFFI ANNAN and SADAM and their shaking hands and i saw a picture of KOFFI ANNAN with FIDEL CASTRO

Posted by: spurwing plover at January 01, 2007 12:37 PM (oN6hw)

392 The important issue is what rumsfeld and saddam were discussing and what kofi and saddam were discussing - not that they were photographed together.

Posted by: beepbeepitsme at January 02, 2007 06:33 PM (kgdHV)

393 "And I suppse each of you have close friends in Iran or been there recently?"

Actually, yeah. My friend's a gay lawyer, who eventually got kicked out of Iran for being FAAAbulous ... and interviewing dissidents.

It's a police state. A REAL police state. Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Knemon at January 02, 2007 10:10 PM (yha1o)

394 "LEO STRAUSS: GOD OR DEMIGOD?"

God, definitely. He recognized that Aristophanes' comedies are the highest artistic achievement, EVer. All downhill since 388, man.

Posted by: Knemon at January 02, 2007 10:14 PM (yha1o)

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