July 31, 2012

The New Dance Smash, Presstitutes ("What About Your Gaffes?")
Uh-Oh: Competition From "Show Some Respect"

— Ace

From @rexharrisonshat, it's got a hot beat and just makes your ass wanna shake.

Thanks to @johnekdahl for figuring out how to upload that to a host.

Battle for the Top of the Pops: "Show Some Respect" from the artist formerly known as @ChampionCapua.

Posted by: Ace at 11:36 AM | Comments (155)
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1 ooh, hwat's this?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:38 AM (RnfGE)

2 Some call them ABC, NBC, and CBS. I call them... Mitt Romney's Hecklers

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:39 AM (RnfGE)

3 Is he saying, "Pull down your pants"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 11:39 AM (ZAYlH)

4 Pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 11:39 AM (FcR7P)

5 3 Is he saying, "Pull down your pants"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 04:39 PM (ZAYlH)

 

No you're thinking of Disney's Aladdin

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (GULKT)

6 Awful. Like the press.

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (6Cjut)

7 Needed some Gorka yelling "Kiss my ass!" 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (UOM48)

8 "overshattered?"

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 11:41 AM (115KO)

9 The funny thing about Romney's visits and appearances...he seems like the President already, doesn't he?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 11:41 AM (FcR7P)

10 3 Is he saying, "Pull down your pants"? ___   that's the voice of the Tennesse FB mystery lover.

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 11:42 AM (jm/9g)

11 The woman's voice is that of Ashley Parker of The New York Times.  Ms. Parker, before taking on the reporting gig, worked as a researcher for Maureen Dowd, a Times columnist.

Posted by: interested at July 31, 2012 11:42 AM (1G9N7)

12 GOVERNOR ROMNEY, YOU ALWAYS WEAR PANTS; WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Posted by: Shouting Reporter in the comments at July 31, 2012 11:43 AM (RnfGE)

13 BRB, HECKLIN ROMNEY

Posted by: Shouting Reporter in the comments at July 31, 2012 11:43 AM (RnfGE)

14

I love it.

Kudos....to @rexharrisonshat and to @johnekdahl....for bringing it to us.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:44 AM (mtRB0)

15 I think the last two days just broke some kind of number-of-articles record here...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:44 AM (bxiXv)

16 Nice.

Posted by: Lowell at July 31, 2012 11:44 AM (wsGWu)

17 are we talking rex harrisons hat? Or, rex harrsion shat

Posted by: idoc21 at July 31, 2012 11:44 AM (xpfom)

18 /reporters follow Mitt into the men's room GOVERNOR ROMNEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT STALL?

Posted by: Shouting Reporter in the comments at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (RnfGE)

19 8 "overshattered?" Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 04:41 PM (115KO) I just noticed that myself.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (4136b)

20 Idk, good first effort, want more scratching of the words or autotune

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (QxSug)

21 The MFM never pass up an opportunity to beclown themselves.  And they don't even realize how stupid they sound.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (YdQQY)

22

Meh.  Although I do appreciate the effort.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 11:46 AM (Nc+Tb)

23 >he seems like the President already, doesn't he?

I think this trip abroad is genius.  No fan of Willard here but the fact that he beat Barky to Israel, and hasn't bowed to any 3rd world tyrants in funny hats is quite a contrast.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 31, 2012 11:46 AM (SDkq3)

24 The idiot press yelling about "gaffes."  This, from the fawning minions who ignored Barry's "57 states," "Corpsemen," etc., etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM48)

25 "Gov. Romney....what about your gaffes!".  "Gov. Romney do you feel your gaffes have overshadowed your foreign trip!?"




They're not asking questions.  They're screaming their headlines.

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2012 11:47 AM (X6akg)

26 can we also get someone to autotune or make a song about SCOAMF's constant refrain of "crumbling infrastructure" and "firefighters and teachers"

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:47 AM (QxSug)

27

If only these people knew from shame, they'd hear themselves, how they sound to rational, decent people and cut their wrists in the bathtub.

 

"What about your gaffes?" Are you fucking kidding me? That's a question you travel to Poland to ask, at a tomb?

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 31, 2012 11:47 AM (r5w1L)

28 That's the current status of the press corps in the United States.  for the first time, I'm ashamed of my country.

Those people should be embarrassed.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 31, 2012 11:48 AM (ExqqC)

29 **They're not asking questions. They're screaming their headlines.** I know, right? They sound more like Code Pink weirdos crashing a Congressional hearing on defense spending than actual functional human beings.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:48 AM (QxSug)

30 "Hey, Gov. Romney!!! Tell us about your 'typical' white grandmother!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:48 AM (UOM48)

31 I got nuthin! For the love of all things...why do bad things happen to good people??!!

Posted by: dananjcon overreacting at July 31, 2012 11:49 AM (eavT+)

32 I think I'm just gonna say that I hate reporters because they're so sickeningly corrupt and dishonest, and let everyone else enjoy the music. As opposed to another long, drawn-out rant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:49 AM (bxiXv)

33 Romney should straight up go, "If you're calling raising concerns about security at the biggest event in the world a gaffe, then you need to reconsider your job."

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:49 AM (QxSug)

34 Embarrassing.  Does ANYONE think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Obama would get pelted by screaming banshees in this way?  Ever?

Posted by: rockmom at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (NYnoe)

35 On the up-side, the press is showing the world how the most inept jackass ever got himself elected to the presidency of the United States.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (UOM48)

36 Does ANYONE think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Obama would get pelted by screaming banshees in this way? Ever? Posted by: rockmom at July 31, 2012 04:50 PM (NYnoe) Sure, every night in the bedroom. Next question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (05RcU)

37

 

I think it needs a....."Shove it!".....at the end.

 

Apparently that's what Gorka, Romney's aide, said in addition to "Kiss my ass".

And the presstitutes seem to be more upset about the "Shove it" part.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (mtRB0)

38 That's the current status of the press corps in the United States. for the first time, I'm ashamed of my country.

Those people should be embarrassed.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 31, 2012 04:48 PM (ExqqC)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------

 

 

And to think.  These people are supposed to be the best and the brightest coming out of the elite journalism schools.  Yeah, we be fucked.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 11:51 AM (Nc+Tb)

39 Nevergiveup: 

*rimshot* *golf clap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:51 AM (UOM48)

40 "Presstitutes"  I like that.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 31, 2012 11:51 AM (ExqqC)

41 They sound more like Code Pink weirdos crashing a Congressional hearing on defense spending than actual functional human beings.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 04:48 PM (QxSug)


The MFM are the errors of the trial and error of evolution.  Nature is utterly repulsed by them ... and they know it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 11:52 AM (X3lox)

42 Well,  Mr. Clark, it's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. I'll give it a 75.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2012 11:53 AM (d0Tfm)

43 Ga Ga Governor Romney!!! LOLz

Posted by: Brian at July 31, 2012 11:53 AM (wTSvK)

44 So to which esteemed news organizations do those two particularly fetid turds belong?

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 11:53 AM (6Cjut)

45 It's strange how the media calls it swearing when he uses a word, ass, that you hear every night on those insipid tv shows.

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2012 11:55 AM (DQHjw)

46 These questions sound like something the paparazzi would shout at Sean Penn, just before he lost his shit and went on a cocaine-fueled assault.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2012 11:55 AM (RuVpG)

47 Gee the mass dem turd on FOX is such a dick head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:56 AM (05RcU)

48

 

 Dilli-Gaffs

DoILookLikeIGiveAFlyingFux ???

Posted by: seamrog at July 31, 2012 11:56 AM (gPlQc)

49 @44, good question. Who owns these Susan Roegens?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:56 AM (QxSug)

50 Jesus, Ace, you need to proofread your stuff. Spell-check alone doesn't cut it.

Posted by: SuperMag at July 31, 2012 11:57 AM (VjALr)

51 There is no hope what so ever for MASS.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:57 AM (05RcU)

52 Embarrassing. Does ANYONE think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Obama would get pelted by screaming banshees in this way? Ever?

Posted by: rockmom at July 31, 2012 04:50 PM (NYnoe)



Barky would be one of the slimeballs doing the screaming at such a place ... like he did at that repulsive meme-orial pep rally for the Arizona shooting victims where he gave out "Together We Thrive" t-shirts (that he tried to turn into a campaign slogan for a while.

These America-hating leftists and their Indonesian Dog-Eating Retard are just totally detached from reality and have no sense of decency, whatsoever, and no concept of Western culture.  Nothing new.  They are offenses to civilization.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 11:57 AM (X3lox)

53 What's all this concern about Governor Romney's giraffes? Does the guy think he's Noah or something?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 31, 2012 11:58 AM (QRkPe)

54 Maybe they should be run through autotune?

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 11:58 AM (GULKT)

55 It's got a beat and you can vomit to it.

Posted by: joncelli, who is also phoning it in at July 31, 2012 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

56

 Ooooh I'm a dumbass...I was looking for a video and had my audio turned off...

**red**faced** Thy name is Lowell Turpin

Posted by: dananjcon dumbass extraordinaire at July 31, 2012 11:58 AM (eavT+)

57

It's rather telling that the Presstitutes   have to  create all of Romney's "gaffes" and ignore all of teh SCOAMF's verbal  miscues.

 

What it's  telling us   is that they're all basically idiots. With  kollige degrees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2012 12:01 PM (d0Tfm)

58

I would of told the bitch..."My balls are gonna overshadow your chin"

 

Posted by: dananjcon dumbass extraordinaire at July 31, 2012 12:01 PM (eavT+)

59 Ah, the new Show Some Respect is better.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:01 PM (QxSug)

60 Flowchart for Reporting a Political Gaffe 1. Single out the gaffe. If there is no gaffe, fabricate one. 2. Who made the gaffe, a Republican or Democrat? If Democrat, ignore the gaffe. If Republican, continue. 3. Call DNC for reactions to gaffe. 4. Create the tv chiron for the gaffe and run it for a week. 5. Constantly pester the gaffer with questions about the gaffe. 6. Behave as if the gaffe is an indelible blight on the gaffer's political career.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 31, 2012 12:01 PM (RnfGE)

61 "Governor, how does it feel to run against the most awesome president ever?"

Posted by: Curtis, what got slapped at July 31, 2012 12:02 PM (Nym5C)

62 And the presstitutes seem to be more upset about the "Shove it" part. Posted by: wheatie

Then I shall invite them to sit and spin on it, as well.

Everyone loves sit'n'spin!

Posted by: Dianna at July 31, 2012 12:02 PM (DV/Ik)

63 All I get is an audio file. As it currently is, it's

Totally.Fucking.Worthless.

It needs video, particularly when Gorka said "kiss my ass" and "this place is sacred." Followed up with a snippet of the U.S. Marine Honor Guard at the U.S. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at July 31, 2012 12:02 PM (7+pP9)

64 but I still want an autotune version.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:02 PM (QxSug)

65 My work pooter does not like a place called "soundcloud."  I can't imagine why. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2012 12:03 PM (TOk1P)

66 Lol sit and spin!!!! Another toy my parents refused to get me

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 31, 2012 12:03 PM (AbtRH)

67 Who is that whiny bitch? And who is the woman?

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 12:04 PM (6Cjut)

68

@65

 

I can't listen either

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 12:05 PM (jm/9g)

69 OMG!  The second one makes me want to hurt myself.  I only made it 35 seconds in.  JMJ!

Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2012 12:06 PM (X6akg)

70 Can I buy ChampionCapua's on iTunes? The guy who says "What about your gaffes" reminds me of Richard Kind. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454236/

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 31, 2012 12:06 PM (4136b)

71

you didn't create theze def beatz.

Posted by: Preznit Obama at July 31, 2012 12:06 PM (A6JXc)

72 66 Lol sit and spin!!!! Another toy my parents refused to get me Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny

My youngest nephew spun until he threw up. End of the sit'n'spin.

I still think my mom was planning on that.

Posted by: Dianna at July 31, 2012 12:06 PM (DV/Ik)

73

So, now we got us an old-fashioned "beat down" or rap battle, or whatever the kids call it these days?

 

Why, when I was a lad, we'd just give two guys guitars  and let them cut heads to see who was better, like thishttp://tinyurl.com/826ktoh

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 31, 2012 12:07 PM (d0Tfm)

74 So, is there video footage of these two jackasses high fiving each other afterwards?  You KNOW they're proud of what they did.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 31, 2012 12:07 PM (ExqqC)

75 Greg Gutfeld just said, "Democrats call it a gaffe when it's the truth."

And Andrea just mentioned "Corpsemen."

Beckel is going to explode any day now. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:08 PM (UOM48)

76 what was it that Tony Snow said? Thanks for the hezbollah perspective? Well, Romney can say thanks for the Communist Party perspective.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:08 PM (QxSug)

77 why did that Jindal guy turn off all the electricty on 700 million of Elizabeth Warren's people?

Posted by: Preznit Obama at July 31, 2012 12:08 PM (A6JXc)

78 Only response to these reporters, three words: Bug. A. Salt. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2012 12:09 PM (TOk1P)

79 GOV. ROMNEY! FEEL MY ASS!

Posted by: Tyronnne, NYT at July 31, 2012 12:09 PM (Lia1Q)

80 Totally.Fucking.Worthless. It needs video, particularly when Gorka said "kiss my ass" and "this place is sacred." Followed up with a snippet of the U.S. Marine Honor Guard at the U.S. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at July 31, 2012 05:02 PM (7+pP9) I'm convinced...quitting my day job tomorrow to make videos for Morons for free, full-time.... instead of on my laptop, using Garageband, in 30 minutes, while the meme is hot (in between client phone calls and office visits). Show Biz! "...everything about it is apeeeealing....!"

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 12:09 PM (Qqbfo)

81 Whiny reporter scrunt:  "Governor Romney, what about the Palestinians??!!!??"

Inner Romney:  *What about them, bitch?*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:10 PM (UOM48)

82 When the shrill scrunt screams out about the Palestinians it sounds like she is a saying "What about us idiots?"

Posted by: alf767 at July 31, 2012 12:10 PM (fqFjr)

83 I'm convinced...quitting my day job tomorrow to make videos for Morons for free, full-time.... instead of on my laptop, using Garageband, in 30 minutes, while the meme is hot (in between client phone calls and office visits).

If you're doing that, let me advise a Plinkett-style review of the Obama years.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (T0NGe)

84 @ChampionCapua -- FANTASTIC!!!  Just tweeted your audio.  I give it an 88 and you can dance to it!!

Posted by: rockmom at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (NYnoe)

85

Polish graveyard?  Hell, I reathorized photography of American soldiers in coffins.

Posted by: Preznit Obama at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (A6JXc)

86 I vote for "Show Some Respect."

With or without the dog-whistle "boy" at the end.

Posted by: Shela Jackson Lee at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (imtbm)

87 well, critics always criticize eh? Rex Harrison and Champion Capua should know that Breitbart is scrambling to get these up right now. Tomorrow it will be on Rush Limbaugh and Hannity and etc. That last one I don't know about. That's just speculation, but your stuff will be on there.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (115KO)

88

73 -

 

If we can rely on South Park (and when can't we?) to show us the way, I believe what happened is one of them "got served."  So now it's "on." 

 

Just don't let the little blonde kid with the tap dancing shoes anywhere near the competition. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2012 12:12 PM (TOk1P)

89 Watch for it.  The media will accuse us of taking all of this out of context.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 12:12 PM (Nc+Tb)

90 What about yer gaaaaaafffs.

That Flying Monkey should have that hung around his neck forever.

What about yer gaaaaaafffs.

Posted by: en fuego at July 31, 2012 12:13 PM (KXm42)

91 Is Beckel getting fatter or are my eyes failing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 12:13 PM (05RcU)

92 Dessss--prit.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 31, 2012 12:13 PM (Usk3+)

93 I just discovered the shouted questions on the tape are real! They were so awful I thought it was actors.

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2012 12:14 PM (DQHjw)

94 83 I'm convinced...quitting my day job tomorrow to make videos for Morons for free, full-time.... instead of on my laptop, using Garageband, in 30 minutes, while the meme is hot (in between client phone calls and office visits). If you're doing that, let me advise a Plinkett-style review of the Obama years. Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 05:11 PM (T0NGe) This is high-concept thinking and will require several bourbon-soaked luncheons to hammer out. Where and when?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 12:14 PM (Qqbfo)

95 O/T  Don't know if anyone has seen this yet, but Obama's latest hit piece on Romney uses "Felon."

http://tinyurl.com/cn8392o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)

96 why yes I do scream out headlines during movies, too.

Posted by: Ashley Parker at July 31, 2012 12:15 PM (A6JXc)

97 reportering is hard

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 12:15 PM (ZAYlH)

98 That last one I don't know about. That's just speculation, but your stuff will be on there.

Posted by: ace

Wow. This will give 'em a boost.

Back to the snark.

Posted by: Dianna at July 31, 2012 12:15 PM (DV/Ik)

99 GOVERNOR ROMNEY IS THAT A GAFFE IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?

Posted by: Excitable male reporter screeching at Gov. Moneycock at July 31, 2012 12:17 PM (jm/9g)

100 The next time they bring it up, just substitute "squirrel" for "gaffe".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 12:17 PM (ZAYlH)

101 Ace- If Nolte needs MP3 file, have him Follow me on Twitter and I will e-mail to him...you can follow me, too, of course...

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 31, 2012 12:17 PM (Qqbfo)

102 You didn't build this, but if you did next time add some hot polka rythyms.

Posted by: Preznit Obama at July 31, 2012 12:18 PM (A6JXc)

103 Re: Felon? The slimeball governor of maryland led this charge against Gov. Walker too on recall night. Real journalists should take this libelous calumny to task.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:18 PM (QxSug)

104 These songs are the sux0r because they don't mention me.

Posted by: Preznit Obama at July 31, 2012 12:21 PM (A6JXc)

105

GOVERNOR ROMNEY, DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR AIDE'S GAFFE ABOUT US SHOUTING QUESTIONS AT YOU ABOUT GAFFES HAS OVERSHADOWED YOUR TRIP?

Posted by: Westboro Media Church at July 31, 2012 12:23 PM (l2max)

106 these tunes are clearly racist against Palestinians.

Posted by: Cokehead Roberts at July 31, 2012 12:24 PM (A6JXc)

107 Just don't let the little blonde kid with the tap dancing shoes anywhere near the competition.
Gee willikers, that was an accident. Both times.

Posted by: butters stotch at July 31, 2012 12:24 PM (vDl/w)

108

“Kiss my ass; this is a holy site for the Polish people,” said aide Rick Gorka. “Show some respect.”

Gorka then told a reporter to “shove it.”

Gorka subsequently called a pair of reporters to apologize, saying he lost his cool.


Will someone please explain why he felt the need to apologize to the Obamabot media?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:24 PM (UOM48)

109 GOVERNOR ROMNEY, YOU HAVE YET TO GIVE EACH AND EVERY ONE  OF US UNLIMITED TIME TO ASK YOU EVERY QUESTION WE CAN THINK OF, NO MATTER HOW  SMALL OR INSIGNIFICANT  OUR READERSHIP IS ANY MORE!  WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Posted by: Westboro Media Church at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (l2max)

110 No seriously, I am shocked at how brazen the press is.

Having not figured out how to deflect or minimize Obama's "You didn't build that" election re-defining gaffe, they are now creating gaffe's out of thin air.

As someone else has said, THE BALLS ON THOSE GUYS!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (06lNq)

111 new derivsive name for lefties fantasizing about Mitt's taxes, "Taxers," fits for many reasons, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (QxSug)

112

I am going to move my bowels and head to the gym.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (i3pKT)

113 15 I think the last two days just broke some kind of number-of-articles record here...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 04:44 PM (bxiXv)


Don't worry there can not be much left of that kilo ace scored on his vacation to Columbia.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (3ZjAP)

114

GOVERNOR ROMNEY, YOU STILL HAVE YET TO ANSWER REPEATED CALLS TO RELEASE YOUR FIFTH-GRADE  REPORT ON WHAT YOU DID THE SUMMER PRIOR!  WHERE WERE YOU IN THE SUMMER BETWEEN YOUR FOURTH AND FIFTH GRADE YEARS?  WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Posted by: Westboro Media Church at July 31, 2012 12:29 PM (l2max)

115 Westboro Media Church=lolz start calling them taxers

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:31 PM (QxSug)

116 Iowahawk tweeted:

Dear American Reporters in Polish Cemetery: you didn't bury that


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:32 PM (UOM48)

117 Governor Romney, it's your mother!  You never write!  You never call!

Posted by: Old Mother Romney at July 31, 2012 12:32 PM (MMC8r)

118 uh oh, another chance to epic own democrats on twitter, #thingsIheardaboutReid or something in that vein.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:33 PM (QxSug)

119 The audio track isn't bad but could be better. Like playing Taps or some other evocative piece, especially a commonly known one written by a Polish composer.

But there needs to be an accompanying video.

With about a second long, soundless pause after the press gaggle before Gorka says "Kiss my ass!"

Then another second or so long soundless pause when Gorka explains to the press it's sacred ground.

Followed by the Marine guard Unknown Soldier bit.

It would be killer.

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at July 31, 2012 12:35 PM (7+pP9)

120 Never apologize to a Presstitute!

They deserve to be banished to covering an Occupy Wall Street hot summers day convention for eternity!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 31, 2012 12:35 PM (nonzP)

121 They deserve to be banished to covering an Occupy Wall Street hot summers day convention for eternity! Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (nonzP) Ya mean kinda like Charlotte is going to be?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 12:36 PM (05RcU)

122 I guess with audio there is no way to convey that they were at a grave site.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:37 PM (r2PLg)

123

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (7+pP9)

thats wacist!

Posted by: Babwa Wawa at July 31, 2012 12:37 PM (A6JXc)

124 WHERE WERE YOU IN THE SUMMER BETWEEN YOUR FOURTH AND FIFTH GRADE YEARS?

---

A month or so ago a person who had invested with Bain Capital called my office.

“Harry, he was engaging in devil worship and polygamy for 10 years,” the person said.

Devil worship and polygamy for ten years! Now, do I know that thatÂ’s true? Well, IÂ’m not certain.  But obviously he canÂ’t release that "What I Did Over Summer Vacation" paper for between his fourth and fifth grades. How would it look?


Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 12:37 PM (Hx5uv)

125 The audio track isn't bad but could be better. Like playing Taps or some other evocative piece, especially a commonly known one written by a Polish composer. But there needs to be an accompanying video. ***** Completely agree.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:37 PM (r2PLg)

126 Harry Reid says Romney's dead father would be ashamed of him:

http://freebeacon.com/over-the-line-2/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 12:38 PM (UOM48)

127 Audio only makes it seem like Gorka was demanding they show respect to Romney rather than soldiers that sacrificed their lives for Poland.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:38 PM (r2PLg)

128 Vanity Fair is reporting that the site is a subway station. Bastards.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:39 PM (r2PLg)

129 Followed by the Marine guard Unknown Soldier bit. It would be killer. Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at July 31, 2012 05:35 PM (7+pP9) ***** Yep, Anna Puma originally posted that bit of vid, and Romeo13 reposted it.

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:40 PM (r2PLg)

130 specially a commonly known one written by a Polish composer.

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Chopin's Funeral March Prelude.  It's beautiful and evocative.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 31, 2012 12:40 PM (Hx5uv)

131 Romney underwear meme in 3...2...1...


Posted by: @ParisParamus at July 31, 2012 12:41 PM (7SkSw)

132

I saw a reference to a Swedish saying/proverb while reading about Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. It said 'evil shall with evil be expelled'.

I interpret that as saying that you don't defeat evil with Marquis of Queensbury rules. Or something like that.

And the left is evil.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 31, 2012 12:41 PM (BJVEF)

133

You know who else visited Poland?  HITLER.

Posted by: ze Volf BLITZER at July 31, 2012 12:41 PM (A6JXc)

134

Shrill bitch sounds like she's auditioning for Future Ex-wife:

 

"Governor Romney!  Why don't you listen?!  What time did you leave work?!  Do you really need another beer?!  Put down the toilet seat!!"

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2012 12:42 PM (wAQA5)

135 Romney - Big press conference-

"Ladies and Gentlemen, here are all TEN years of tax returns, my college transcripts, former and present passports, my birth certificates, and my certificate of fitness from my doctor.  They are here on this podium..

We will release them as soon as the president releases his..

Thank you for your time."

Posted by: catman at July 31, 2012 12:42 PM (NYdB8)

136 Ugh!  I left my Harry Reid sock on and now my feet stink like tourists in the summer.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2012 12:42 PM (Hx5uv)

137 The Western Wall now left behind in the east, Mitt RomneyÂ’s Grand Tour soldiers on. Today: Poland. Tomorrow: apologizing for what happened in Poland, which is the following: As Romney exited Piłsudski Square—which “has been the scene of many historic events over the centuries,” according to its wonderfully vague Wikipedia page—reporters lobbed questions at him on the subject of Palestinian-G.D.P.-gate. Then, per Politico: “Romney ignored the questions and got in his car. But his traveling press secretary was furious. ‘Kiss my ass, this is a holy site for the Polish people,Â’ said aide Rick Gorka. ‘Show some respect.Â’ Gorka than told a reporter to ‘shove it.Â’ Gorka subsequently called a pair of reporters to apologize, saying he lost his cool.” How dare Gorka use such language at the Polish holy site that, going by Wikipedia, commemorates the “nearest metro station, Świętokrzyska”? A place where “important guests of Warsaw and Poland have been officially welcomed”? On the other hand, the Romney gaffe might just mean specificity may bless the Piłsudski Square Wikipedia entry yet! Now it can say the square is “a geographic location in the northern hemisphere where Mitt Romney alienated a group of people.” Wait, no. . . http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:45 PM (r2PLg)

138 capua's is just plain awesome.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2012 12:46 PM (9VtDs)

139 Do we have enough Governor Romney jokes to get us through nine more weeks of this?

Posted by: JDTAY at July 31, 2012 12:46 PM (a0nis)

140 9 The funny thing about Romney's visits and appearances...he seems like the President already, doesn't he? Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 04:41 PM (FcR7P) Nice call. Yes, he does.

Posted by: a man of integrity at July 31, 2012 12:46 PM (HOOye)

141 "Govern'r Womney!!! Stinians!!"
"Stinians!!!"

"Show some respect"

I love this.  Ace this must become a meme.. A meme that brings shame and disgrace upon the children in the 'press'

The adults are back, babe

Posted by: The Teller of Hard Facts at July 31, 2012 12:47 PM (73NC0)

142 And I didn't even see this inanity till posting it: On the other hand, the Romney gaffe might just mean specificity may bless the Piłsudski Square Wikipedia entry yet! Now it can say the square is “a geographic location in the northern hemisphere where Mitt Romney alienated a group of people.”

Posted by: tasker at July 31, 2012 12:48 PM (r2PLg)

143

THE PALESTINIANS!

Posted by: garrett still laughing at July 31, 2012 12:48 PM (9VtDs)

144

12 - We already know:

http://tinyurl.com/6ueb9sz

 

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at July 31, 2012 12:48 PM (rWGH+)

145 Nice idea, Ace. One suggestion for the producers: subliminal "SCoaMF" messages throughout

Posted by: meme at July 31, 2012 12:48 PM (HOOye)

146 'Gorka' being a Polish name, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 12:49 PM (FcR7P)

147

The only thing that scares a Ghurka?

 

A Gorka.

Posted by: Gorka Funfacts at July 31, 2012 12:51 PM (9VtDs)

148

It's strange that  many of the "real" news articles I've read is that the Poles really like Mittens.  A Lech Walenza endorsement means something for freedom loving people.  I don't think it'll go un-noticed.

 

I think that's what the MFM press is really afraid of.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 12:52 PM (5tMz8)

149 yeah, great job ChampCapua you too, rex's hat

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 31, 2012 12:54 PM (0D8hD)

150 Pure awesome! Great work by Rex Harrison's Hat and Champion Capua.

Posted by: Andy at July 31, 2012 01:02 PM (bZKG0)

151 @ 136 There is no known cure. You'll have to get new feet. #ObamaCare

Posted by: Retread at July 31, 2012 01:13 PM (I2fq9)

152 What about the Palestinians? Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em good and hard. They bought the big pile of macho swaggering lies from a bunch of Johnny-come-lately wannabe Nazis in 1948 and bet the farm. They lost, and lost big. Get over in the "Life's Losers" queue, you pathetic assholes. You're too stupid to even be living and breathing, much less given your own country to govern like the short bus denizens that you are. FOAD... In a hot, hot fire.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 31, 2012 01:28 PM (tWWgb)

153 And now put it together with some animated tap dancing stenographers, with Obama buttons on of course.

Posted by: Hal Burton at July 31, 2012 01:41 PM (iYvMQ)

154 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 02:28 PM (6o4Fb)

155 Oh man.  Show Some Respect really captures the annoyance level with a smooth modern groove while Presstitutes has a nice old school beat to it.  Decisions, decisions.

I'd have to say, SSR would make a great ringtone.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at July 31, 2012 03:46 PM (NJpM7)

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