July 27, 2018

The Morning Rant
— Open Blogger

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"In the good old days, there were unstated rules about what was acceptable discourse and what was not. Particularly in mixed ("polite") company. In polite company, you never talked about sex, you never talked about politics, and you *never* talked about religion. Those three subjects were forbidden. And then the 'let it all hang out' 60s came along and the old rules were thrown out, because, hey, who needs rules, they're just for hung-up middle-class squares, and what do they know about anything? So fast forward to today, social media is an open sewer of filth, rage, and mental illness, everyone is Literally Hitler, and child molesting is a topic for jokes. And now I'm thinking I like playing under the restraints of the old rules better. Perhaps people weren't any less crazy than they are now, but the crazy was limited to a smaller circle of people, and maybe even restricted to the confines of one person's own head. It wasn't inflicted on a world-wide audience."



The Gift That Keeps On Giving:

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Humor Level: Moron
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(h/t Physics Geek)



OK, Who Is Judge Don Willett and Why Isn't He On the Supreme Court?

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(h/t GayPatriot)


I'M SCARED!! DONALD TRUMP IS ABOUT TO BRING IN THE HANDMAID'S TALE!!! ALL WOMEN WILL HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH AND HAVE BABIES!!! AND MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!! AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!


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"I wonder why the theocracy
that is always about to descend
on America invariably lands
somewhere else."



Mine Also Has A Deep, Luxurious Tan:




Seems Legit:

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Article here.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:21 AM | Comments (414)
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1 Fruit Loops

Posted by: Two-Can Sam at July 27, 2018 06:21 AM (iys0/)

2 nd

Posted by: Two-Can Sam at July 27, 2018 06:21 AM (iys0/)

3 Good morning!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 06:21 AM (b3Pum)

4 that chic looks like she's ready to bite something.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:22 AM (dPd5y)

5 Watched Chappaquiddick just last night, so this thread is particularly ironic.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 27, 2018 06:22 AM (TL2pK)

6 Top ten.  And I read the content.  I coulda been a contender.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 06:22 AM (5jVnA)

7 goodmorning calm.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:22 AM (dPd5y)

8 What a nut cluster nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 06:23 AM (aB+tO)

9 maybe she'll take a ride with Ted K......

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at July 27, 2018 06:23 AM (xGZ+b)

10 Okay, I'm a tired moron. Help me with the T-shirt.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (RD7QR)

11 Why is women going to church and having babies a bad thing?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (NWiLs)

12 so the candidate is much like the other candidates just more open?

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (dPd5y)

13 Nothing to comment, but just posting anyway.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (QfqyL)

14 Ted Kennedy colluded with the Russians

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (xfb67)

15 Even read the content

Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (0tfLf)

16 i had to read the content....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (kufk0)

17 insomniac well although one can have a baby in a church there are more comfortable places.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (dPd5y)

18 Daily Mail, always uplifting

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (bUjCl)

19 Key West: A small drinking town with a fishing problem.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (QfqyL)

20 That's actually pretty normal for Key West. Seattle is where you get the real whackos.

Posted by: Winston at July 27, 2018 06:24 AM (wgCUV)

21 That picture of whatsherface...simple meme I think to grow those fangs. blood sucking communist.

Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (0tfLf)

22 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (NWiLs)

23 I'd still hit it. The communist, not the gorilla or the dude.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (xfb67)

24 OK, Who Is Judge Don Willett and Why Isn't He On the Supreme Court? Texas SC Justice. About the only time I've used twitter is when he said that his wife would let him wear his Batman costume at their re-commitment ceremony if he got enough tweets in support. I provided one and got a "like" back. Guy just has to be awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (fuK7c)

25 Okay, I'm a tired moron. Help me with the T-shirt. Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR) Me also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (hLRSq)

26 summer temperatures or watching people stripped down to duct tape and string as clothing?

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (dPd5y)

27 Decoding the t-shirt took a minute.   Seeing the hat tip to Physics Geek had me thinking formulas and equations.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (tr5Mc)

28 Eye m a pee ness

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (3GUVH)

29 To live in Seattle, wacko is mandatory.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (0tfLf)

30 Judge Willet has some great opinions as does, by the way, Judge Edith Jones.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (q6u2X)

31 17 insomniac well although one can have a baby in a church there are more comfortable places. Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y) If there's a baptismal they can do the water birth thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (NWiLs)

32 Hey, we're cleaner than San Fiasco in New Orleans!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (xfb67)

33 Occasional Cortex bringing the stoopid

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (s/b09)

34 Help me with the T-shirt." Ask Paolo...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (6qErC)

35 sniffy, I hope you don't ecite her too much she looks like she would take your head' right off

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:26 AM (dPd5y)

36 10 Okay, I'm a tired moron. Help me with the T-shirt.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR)


U R A P NESS.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 06:27 AM (5jVnA)

37 The picture of the commie chick reminds me of the creature in Aliens. Where's Sigourney Weaver?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 27, 2018 06:27 AM (nBr1j)

38 The I Love Country Music t-shirt is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 06:27 AM (3GUVH)

39 11 Why is women going to church and having babies a bad thing?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)


Because it's oppressive to wymyn and down with the heteronormative patriarchy. Or something.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Zelazny at July 27, 2018 06:27 AM (lYlRK)

40 Occasional Cortex bringing the stoopid Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (s/b09) She'll do for the economy what Ted Kennedy did for women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 06:27 AM (CSNuj)

41 Top fitty. Takin it. 4.1 - take that even more. Friday, yo.

Posted by: TCDD, romper stomper bomper BOO! at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (2biAU)

42 I bet Judge Ho really gets burned in the locker room. "Hey, Ho! How's tricks?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (9BLnV)

43 4 that chic looks like she's ready to bite something. Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y) That image is seconds before the second set of mandibles shoots out and tears into the interviewer's throat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (xPJvm)

44 insomniac, I've never been a proponent of water birth, perhaps the baby will breath unclean water before it hits the surface. and so how long are we putting off having a mums arms and I nice snack after all that work?

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (dPd5y)

45 Don Willett is a Trump Appointee.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (QfqyL)

46 Read Justice Willet's Twitter. It's great. By the way- part of his bio; "former drummer and rodeo bull rider".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (q6u2X)

47 Spell/Say this: C: {ENTER}: ####

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:28 AM (xfb67)

48 Four point one ain't shit.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (+fPHo)

49 Good news!

ValJar offers her appraisal of GA gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams:

(From Time article)  "I know talent when I see it."  She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (ptqGC)

50 The PC Church forces itself on US all day every day ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (bT8Z4)

51 Pug, loool that's exactly what I had pictured! like a smiling demon just waiting for one wrong move,

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (dPd5y)

52 I'd still hit it. = with what ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (bUjCl)

53 That Cortez chick looks a bit off; I think it is the combination of those horse like teeth and her dilated pupils. Scary.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (a0IVu)

54 Just finished phone interview #1, pretty pleased with myself. Whether they were pleased as well, can not say as yet. I did manage to arrange a phone interview with the hiring manager for Monday morning. This morning was the initial HR screening call.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (b3Pum)

55 That image is seconds before the second set of mandibles shoots out and tears into the interviewer's throat. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (xPJvm) If only I had the GIF skills to make that one. That would be perfect.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (NLLmE)

56 Okay, just got it, and it's as juvenile and sneaky as I assumed it would be.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (RD7QR)

57 Jeff Sessions just defended Rosenstein against attacks from Congress: "My deputy, Rod Rosenstein, is highly capable. I have the highest confidence in him. You probably know, not only did he go to the Wharton School of business, but he graduated from Harvard right here in this area." Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (ojNBr)

58 >She'll do for the economy what Ted Kennedy did for women. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (CSNuj) Drive it off a bridge and into the water? Where do we sign up?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (s/b09)

59 If the media collectively had two brain cells to rub together they'd be tearing Occasional Cortex apart.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (nBr1j)

60 with what ?" F 150...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (6qErC)

61 22 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though. Posted by: Insomniac
Its a tourist trap but I still liked it. It had a quaint sleaze about, just like New Orleans actually, just safer. Its a beautiful drive, thats for sure. The Keys are lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (SwhMM)

62 52 I'd still hit it.

=

with what ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (bUjCl)


Dump truck.  Or nukes from orbit to be sure.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (5jVnA)

63 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)


I visited KW once. It seemed weird that just 90 miles south was a country that had been turned by the rat bastard commies into a 3rd world sh*hole.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (lYlRK)

64 54 Just finished phone interview #1, pretty pleased with myself. Whether they were pleased as well, can not say as yet. I did manage to arrange a phone interview with the hiring manager for Monday morning. This morning was the initial HR screening call.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (b3Pum)

Yay!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (a0IVu)

65 35 sniffy, I hope you don't ecite her too much she looks like she would take your head' right off -------- Over-exciting women has never been a problem.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (xfb67)

66 Quality candidates in 2018, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:30 AM (W+vEI)

67 So Abrams can work a bath house glory hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 06:31 AM (3GUVH)

68 okay the guy who's wearing that t-shirt next needs to wear one saying: I AM WE TODD ED I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 06:31 AM (k1TUh)

69 good luck mentor!

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:31 AM (dPd5y)

70 aw poor sniffy.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:31 AM (dPd5y)

71 wow, generating some good ideas here

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (bUjCl)

72 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (b3Pum)

Sweet!  Way to get back on that horse!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (5jVnA)

73 :thinking, thinking, scratching head: Oh, eye map ness. I get it. LOL

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (G0vdT)

74 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (uDcBt)

75 Good, CM.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (3GUVH)

76 Good morning. Tony Tarracino is " our guy", right?

Posted by: Robert at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (Zogyx)

77 I AM WE TODD ED " Dude. You're going to wake up Maxine's hair...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (6qErC)

78 Summer is my favorite season!

Posted by: Shep! at July 27, 2018 06:32 AM (mqA48)

79 >>She'll do for the economy what Ted Kennedy did for women. Waitress sammich?!? But on the upside, maybe she'll be drunk and pants less at the time...

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (W+vEI)

80 Oregon muse exactly right about politics being considered low class, we never discussed politics when dining with friends as a kid, even when my mother would throw dinner parties that would have been unheard of!

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (dPd5y)

81 2nd Amendment: NFA 1934 & GCA of 1968 ARE unconstitutional. Fini

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (7/YOc)

82 So, why the long face?

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (vtcmf)

83 61 22 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though.
Posted by: Insomniac



Its a tourist trap but I still liked it. It had a quaint sleaze about, just like New Orleans actually, just safer. Its a beautiful drive, thats for sure. The Keys are lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (SwhMM)


Item on my bucket list is to drive out to the end of Rt 1 on the Keys on my motorcycle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (jxbfJ)

84 Thank you IC, Willow.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (b3Pum)

85 Some pundits are just plain vanilla. But AoS has Teh Gorilla!

Posted by: mindful webworker - half a limerick is better than none? at July 27, 2018 06:33 AM (XkxK0)

86 I am a penis. That's funny. Like my mom used to say...."Point to your head and abbreviate Mountain."

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (F4u7C)

87 >> Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM ( Excellent news!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (W+vEI)

88 If Chica Che does get elected to Congress, they might as well just sign that sexual harassment fund over to her on the 1st day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (xfb67)

89 I am a penis?

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (dPd5y)

90 "In the good old days, there were unstated rules about what was acceptable discourse and what was not. Particularly in mixed ("polite") company. In polite company, you never talked about sex, you never talked about politics, and you *never* talked about religion. Those three subjects were forbidden. And then the 'let it all hang out' 60s came along and the old rules were thrown out, because, hey, who needs rules, they're just for hung-up middle-class squares, and what do they know about anything? So fast forward to today, social media is an open sewer of filth, rage, and mental illness, everyone is Literally Hitler, and child molesting is a topic for jokes." And they say the slippery slope argument is a logical fallacy. Of course, it always happens. Like gay marriage. "If you legalize gay marriage, you will eventually legalize pedophilia." "You guys are insane! How can you equate one person loving another with having sex with children?" Fast forward a decade and you have child molesters being called "minor attracted persons". The old ways are the best ways. Like hanging pedophiles. After they been dragged for 5 miles. Over sharp gravel.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (9BLnV)

91 72 Sweet! Way to get back on that horse! Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (5jVnA) I thought we left the horse behind in the last thread.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (UnA8+)

92 imagine wearing that !

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (dPd5y)

93 that chic looks like she's ready to bite something. Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y) That's how I always described Michelle because she nearly always looked so angry. This one just looks nuts.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (UENOA)

94 The ironic thing is that God actually put him on hold.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (RD7QR)

95 Key West has the only underwater National Park IIRC.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (ODr92)

96 1. Women who go to church usually end up in Heaven. Not a bad thing. 2. That socialist slut has some Neanderthal in her based on that set of teeth.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (QMwOT)

97 If you had chiclets like mine, you'd be a commie too.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (vtcmf)

98 so is the man wearing the shirt to one up the p#ssy hate wearers?

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (dPd5y)

99 Duz tshirt sez "A Balrog of Morgoth"?

Posted by: Legolas at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (QFrQC)

100 I'd like to drive the entire Route 1. From Maine to KW.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (xfb67)

101 From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama. ===== Able to Hoover up and entire 8-ball in under 60 seconds?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (mqA48)

102 Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr)



It's 3D chess. But first lunch, then a nap.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (sXefu)

103 I recall someone saying some years ago that if Mary Jo Kopechne were alive she'd thank Sen Kennedy for protecting Medicare

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (UFyv9)

104 Poli, I had thought when michelle actually smiled she was attractive, unfortunately she mostly growled.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (dPd5y)

105 'There's a reason people don't take honeymoons to the North Pole'. Fact check: [ ] Correct [X] Wrong Anyone who has ever seen the North pole would disagree.

Posted by: Peter North [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (LOgQ4)

106 93 that chic looks like she's ready to bite something." I got something she can bite!!!

Posted by: T-shirt man at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (k1TUh)

107 Another former taboo conversation question. How much do you make a year?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (ODr92)

108 I thought we left the horse behind in the last thread" Sticks like glue...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (6qErC)

109 Never understood just why one couldn't speak about politics or religion in polite company. Perhaps not doing so all these years has only produce generations of folks incapable of actually engaging in level-headed, clear discussions about those topics.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (SGpFT)

110 Did Kennedy do anything that leftists want for women besides support abortion, the practice of exploiting pregnant women for money? Maybe supported no-fault divorce? When I think Kennedy and women, I think of waitress sandwiches and Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (4HMW8)

111 New pick up line: "Say, do you have any Neanderthal in you?" "Would you like some?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (xfb67)

112 81 2nd Amendment: NFA 1934 & GCA of 1968 ARE unconstitutional.

Fini

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (7/YOc)


Absolutely a travesty that we have to rely on the judiciary to retain and reinforce our rights while our elected "betters" chip away at it.


NH made CCW permits optional (only needed if you wan to take advantage of reciprocity).  The Dems are already chopping at the bit to roll that back after 1 or 2 years being in effect - if they win the Gov. seat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (jxbfJ)

113 that guy in the T-shirt looks like that stupid dem Fox brings on to give the moron take

Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (QMG5F)

114 80 Oregon muse exactly right about politics being considered low class, we never discussed politics when dining with friends as a kid, even when my mother would throw dinner parties that would have been unheard of!
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)


After dinner, the men might retire to the library and discuss politics over brandy and cigars.

That was cool.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (lYlRK)

115 T-shirt man, I think she will be the winner.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (dPd5y)

116 94 The ironic thing is that God actually put him on hold.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)


If God hangs up on him, he probably should get his affairs in order.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (jxbfJ)

117 "I wonder why the theocracy that is always about to descend on America invariably ands somewhere else." Pondering Gorilla ponders better with typos fixed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nitty picky at July 27, 2018 06:38 AM (XkxK0)

118 48 Four point one ain't shit. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (+fPHo) I would have killed for that during the Era of the Mocha Canine Diner.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 06:38 AM (RD7QR)

119 Cortez looks she's about to hatch a Facehugger. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 06:38 AM (hqZPQ)

120 I always knew "summer penises" was a real thing. Unfortunately, so are "summer balls."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (y8Foj)

121 >>Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile.

The few TV interviews he's given are embarrassing.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (r9UYA)

122 Oregon Muse I had forgot about that. But I do remember the well stocked liquor cabinets that would take a beating and need to reorder

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (dPd5y)

123 Four point one ain't shit. " It's one more than me...

Posted by: Pi at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (6qErC)

124 Re Key West: Conch fritters will rot your brain.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (r9UYA)

125 I am a penis? Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y) I have been picturing you entirely different.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (yQpMk)

126 Never understood just why one couldn't speak about politics or religion in polite company. = peoples' definition of "speaking" vary - to some it is a detached general topic, to others it is an opportunity to evangelize. applies to religion and politics.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (bUjCl)

127 Those choppers on Occasional Kotex are Kennedy-esque....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (y8Foj)

128 t-shirt guy needs a more subtle way to get women to talk about penis.  Or maybe it works for him, hard to say.  Or maybe he wants women to leave him alone.  Or he is a foreigner and someone gave him the shirt as a gag ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (bT8Z4)

129 ok I know the chic reminds me of that show supernatural' where the smiling face turns into steal teeth right before they get you

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (dPd5y)

130 steel ! even*

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (dPd5y)

131 So, She Guevara wants to be sandwiched between to fat white politicians? Who knew.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (F4u7C)

132 If you like your dentist, you can keep your dentist!

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (vtcmf)

133 He talks to God? I talk to the wind. The wind does not hear. The wind cannot hear.

Posted by: Greg Lake [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (LOgQ4)

134 Soaring temperatures are giving men bigger 'summer penises' As I said t'other time this was mentioned, it's the Trump effect. So. Much. Wiinnnnninnngggugghh. They just don't want to give credit where due.

Posted by: mindful webworker's turgid prose at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (XkxK0)

135 Are penises really getting bigger or are vaginas just getting more moose like?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (xfb67)

136 Welp, Imonna give up posting this morning 'cause the HQ is taking forever to load for me.

I'll just say, good luck and hang in there to Calm Mentor,


and, in addition to my comment at #49 about ValJar praising Stacey Abrams (GA goober candidate), there was this gem in the paper today:

"Abrams said she would oppose 'programs that use our law enforcement to enforce federal immigration laws.'"  Also, she wants to make GA's economy more inclusive and fair or something. 


Whenever a socialist uses the word "fair," hold onto your wallets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (ptqGC)

137 also, here is the quote from Schumer I was looking for the other day:


The president's bailout is like a soviet-style program where the government props up an entire sector of the economy.

[because Schumer never voted for any sort of bailout or farm support bill.]

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (UFyv9)

138 109 Never understood just why one couldn't speak about politics or religion in polite company.

Because these are highly volatile subjects that easily degenerate into bitter and pointless arguments unsuited for polite company.

Perhaps not doing so all these years has only produce generations of folks incapable of actually engaging in level-headed, clear discussions about those topics.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (SGpFT


Those rules haven't been in effect for 6 decades. If they haven't learned by now, they won't ever.




Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (lYlRK)

139 109 Never understood just why one couldn't speak about politics or religion in polite company.' It's because we could be friends until I found out about someone's stupid-ass thoughts on either topic, and then I'd have to kill them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (k1TUh)

140 101 From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama. She knows on sight who can suck a good dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:41 AM (NWiLs)

141 Grump, ack, I was reading the mans shirt!

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:41 AM (dPd5y)

142 I think the Daily Mail has mixed Correlation and Causation on the hot temps peni thing. Hot temperatures cause women to wear Sundresses and Bikinis. Which then causes bigger summer peni.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2018 06:41 AM (P/aDH)

143 God called me and asked if my refrigerator was running.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (IqV8l)

144 The wind does not hear. The wind cannot hear. " Don't get carried away...

Posted by: Pi at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (6qErC)

145 80 Oregon muse exactly right about politics being considered low class, we never discussed politics when dining with friends as a kid, even when my mother would throw dinner parties that would have been unheard of! Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y) Can't go anywhere anymore without hearing it, at least around here. Had a great experience last week though, was at a small birthday gathering at the neighbors and the 80 year old mother of one of the couple's attended since she was up visiting. Mr. Mary Cloggenstein who was hosting started into his usual Trump bashing (to needle me) and grandma just lit right into him. By the looks on her daughter's and son in law's faces you could tell they were frantically trying to figure out how to put mom in a home somewhere, preferably within the next 30 seconds, It was great.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (kUmUV)

146 The left's talking point today appears to be "we're not the left."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (HiLJ1)

147 135 Are penises really getting bigger or are vaginas just getting more moose like? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (xfb67) They're growing antlers?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (NWiLs)

148 >>rom Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama. She has the crazed eyes of a true believer. She has energy, strong opinions on how the world *should* work, and an empty head that can be filled with whatever her handlers suggest. The Obama comparison seems apt, though she hasn't developed his skills at double-speak that make people inclined to like her think she's agreeing while not technically agreeing, and being able to do the word salad ramble for 10, 15, 20 minutes in response to a question so that you have no idea what she meant.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (W+vEI)

149 Old and busted: Separation of church and state New Hotness: God wants the government to fund our socialist boondogles!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (KUaJL)

150 129 ok I know the chic reminds me of that show supernatural' where the smiling face turns into steal teeth right before they get you Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y) No, she looks like the type who would steal somebody's teeth.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (UnA8+)

151 Isn't "polite company" just a euphemism for Mixed company, that is women are present?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:43 AM (y8Foj)

152 I talk to the wind. The wind does not hear. The wind cannot hear. Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (LOgQ4) But the wind cries Mary. The wind SCREAMS Mary.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 06:43 AM (F4u7C)

153 Pondering Gorilla ponders better with typos fixed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nitty picky at July 27, 2018 11:38 AM (XkxK0)


Thank you, fixed. Crap, that's like blowing the punch line to a joke.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (lYlRK)

154 I am a penis? Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y) ----- Hmmm. Stoned again ay??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (8XRCm)

155 I heard Oslo Norway is going to be, well already, hit the 90s.

My understanding from the fortunate few who have been stationed in Norway is that they're rather tolerant of higher levels of female nudity during the long summer days. 

Although I'm not sure if Oslo has no-go areas for, you know, actual Norwegians.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (hqZPQ)

156 The president's bailout is like a soviet-style program where the government props up an entire sector of the economy. I just heard FNCs Leland Vittert say something similar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (IqV8l)

157 I want to go back to where sports was a politics-free zone.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (jK8Z7)

158 moon, yes everyone seems to be politically charged up, so I also hear more, but at this point I just wander off to smell the roses/fruit baskets whatever. I see no reason to be stabbed while i'm eating an amazing meal.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (dPd5y)

159 The rusted chains of prison moons Are shattered by the sun

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (yQpMk)

160 Never sport a summer penis after Labor Day. Fashion faux pas.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (LOgQ4)

161 God called me and asked if my refrigerator was running." Did he also ask if you had prince Albert in the can?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (6qErC)

162 151 Isn't "polite company" just a euphemism for Mixed company, that is women are present?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM (y8Foj)


Yes, that was what GP was getting at.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (lYlRK)

163 160 Never sport a summer penis after Labor Day. Fashion faux pas. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (LOgQ4) Morning wood's still OK, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (NWiLs)

164 I bagged a 10 point last night.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (3GUVH)

165 reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle had to leave Fox News after misconduct allegations. apparently she was showing off dick pics Huff post = grain of salt

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (FZYNt)

166 Jeff Sessions just defended Rosenstein against attacks from Congress: "My deputy, Rod Rosenstein, is highly capable. I have the highest confidence in him. You probably know, not only did he go to the Wharton School of business, but he graduated from Harvard right here in this area." Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile. Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr) JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (y7DUB)

167 Hikaru, well that is true, and I know the show also points out they steal the bodies they walk around town in.

Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (dPd5y)

168 The president's bailout is like a soviet-style program where the government props up an entire sector of the economy. ===== Oh, you mean like "green energy?"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 06:45 AM (mqA48)

169 The rusted chains of prison moons Are shattered by the sun Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM You don't possess me Don't impress me Just upset my mind Can't instruct me or conduct me Just use up my time

Posted by: Greg Lake [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (LOgQ4)

170 where the government props up an entire sector of the economy. " Sugar producers say "hold our beer"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (6qErC)

171 89 I am a penis? Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y) Goo-Goo-Ga-Spooge

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (UnA8+)

172 Shot: Delta, United Scrap Discounts For NRA Members https://bit.ly/2AhmtnE Chaser: Delta and United follow American Airlines in removing Taiwan from website https://bit.ly/2mM6sMX Only hours after American Airlines gave in to Chinese demands to remove the name "Taiwan" from its website, Delta Air Lines and United Airlines followed suit, the Central News Agency reported Wednesday Vomit: United Airlines Gives Free Flights To Illegal Immigrants https://bit.ly/2K17MVw United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border. United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday It will be a cold day in Hell before I give United Airlines one red cent!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (YRXy3)

173 165 reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle had to leave Fox News after misconduct allegations.

apparently she was showing off dick pics


So she was showing pictures of her Gavin?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (hqZPQ)

174 "social media is an open sewer of filth, rage, and mental illness, everyone is Literally Hitler, and child molesting is a topic for jokes" I hear you. But I remember when I started to use and work on the internet back in '99, it was flame wars and trolls all day long. Ya, I kinda of liked it. Now G-d forbid you want to post something annoymously even if its nothing bad and you can't. 7 years ago I used to post in a blog about local politics. oy vey. Immediately I was threatened by a local politico saying he as going to get my internet address and sue me. (funny thing is the last thing this party would have wanted was that since I was an insider and did know "stuff") I have to hope things will get better and social media etc. will have to start staightening up.

Posted by: sally at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (sBDDH)

175 Don't tell me that Loopy Cortez quote about The Swimmer is correct.  That's just hysterical.  Talk about leaving yourself open for extreme ridicule. 

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

176 I'm embarrassed by how long it took me to get that. I plead sleeplessness.

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (RD7QR)

177 It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your bait.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (ctuyM)

178 Sessions looks and sounds like the kind of guy that frequently suffers from the "vapors".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 06:46 AM (xfb67)

179 Morning wood's still OK, right?" Only in Norway.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (6qErC)

180 Jeff Sessions doubled down on asset forfeiture laws . That alone is enough for me to have a very reduced opinion of him.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (ODr92)

181 Oh thank GAWD!!! The Hallmark Christmas in July crap is finally over.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (0tfLf)

182 If penises are in fact getting bigger, I would bet it's because young guys going through puberty are getting constant--day and night--sexual stimulation from internet pron, jump starting their raging testosterone. When I was young, we got a monthly peek at the new Playboy--and maybe some black and white Sears lingerie ads....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (y8Foj)

183 Thanks for decoding the T-shirt.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (Apbdw)

184 When I was young, we got a monthly peek at the new Playboy--and maybe some black and white Sears lingerie ads.... Posted by: JoeF. Don't forget scrambled cable porn

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (FZYNt)

185 Another interesting factoid about Stacey Abrams:  In her spare time she has written romance novels.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (ptqGC)

186 Pelosi says- GOP is weaker on border than Dems. They just throw stuff out there and hope it sticks knowing that their followers will believe anything they say because they hate Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (PvFoN)

187 reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle had to leave Fox News after misconduct allegations. apparently she was showing off dick pics ---------------------------------------------------------- Kimberly is a big fan of summer penises....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (y8Foj)

188 I plead sleeplessness.

That's not good.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (vtcmf)

189 Morning wood's still OK, right? Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM Speaking of, haven't seen Herr Morgenholz in a long while.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (LOgQ4)

190 Anyone who has ever seen the North pole would disagree.

Posted by: Peter North at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (LOgQ4)


Thread winner on multiple levels.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (jK8Z7)

191 147 135 Are penises really getting bigger or are vaginas just getting more moose like?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (xfb67)

They're growing antlers?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)


Sorry, Vagina is closed.  Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (5jVnA)

192 Here's another one for you:

Raise your arms and make a circle over your head with the index finger tips touching.

Then spell out the word 'image'

and then say 'light bulb'.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (lYlRK)

193 Another interesting factoid about Stacey Abrams: In her spare time she has written romance novels. ===== We should compare notes.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Rape Fantasy Auteur at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (mqA48)

194 142 I think the Daily Mail has mixed Correlation and Causation on the hot temps peni thing. Hot temperatures cause women to wear Sundresses and Bikinis. Which then causes bigger summer peni.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)


Until you jump into cold water.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (jxbfJ)

195 Teddy Kennedy lifted women up onto restaurant tables so that he and I could have waitress sandwiches. So uplifting!

Posted by: Chris Dodd at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (fqUgw)

196 Yeesh when Lisa Mason has Carly jack in, she is literally jacking in with a needle in the neck just to go VR. Ouch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (aB+tO)

197 152 I talk to the wind. The wind does not hear. The wind cannot hear. Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (LOgQ4) But the wind cries Mary. The wind SCREAMS Mary. Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM I didn't touch da bitch!

Posted by: Mariah at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (0tfLf)

198 Seems to me women  depending on men to empower them really haven't changed their situation very much.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (MxEKc)

199 I am a penis.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (NLLmE)

200 That t-shirt is teh stupid. And not funny stupid.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (ODr92)

201 I am sofa king we Todd it

Posted by: Bbz at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (DEtB+)

202 I plead sleeplessness.

I can help!


Posted by: J. Sessions at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (r9UYA)

203 Eye m a pee ness

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (3GUVH)



I guess my brain just doesn't work that way.  I never would  have gotten this in a million  years, and now that I know, it just strikes me as stupid and wrong, not funny at all. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (9chmE)

204 Morning wood's still OK, right? Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM Don't mourn your wood, see Alice.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 27, 2018 06:51 AM (ctuyM)

205
JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)


3.D.Chess.


Dang, Filet de Boeuf au Madere et Champignons for lunch. Again.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 27, 2018 06:51 AM (sXefu)

206 184 When I was young, we got a monthly peek at the new Playboy--and maybe some black and white Sears lingerie ads....
Posted by: JoeF.

Don't forget scrambled cable porn

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (FZYNt)


Until you climbed the power pole out front and removed the filter from the coax cable going into your house.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 06:51 AM (jxbfJ)

207 Are penises really getting bigger or are vaginas just getting more moose like? -- Wait, whadImiss? I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 06:51 AM (mQ0Mc)

208 Summer sausage.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 06:51 AM (ODr92)

209 the reason Teddy K was called 'the Lion of the Senate' was because he was always lion about something.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 06:52 AM (UFyv9)

210

 

I  was  a  huge  fan  of  Senator Ted  Kennedy  growing  up ...He  did  so   much  for  women, he  gave  us  a lift,  we  did  everything  together. Then he drove  us  off  a  bridge.

Posted by: Lupe Ocasio Kopechne at July 27, 2018 06:52 AM (10vO4)

211 Don't mourn your wood, see Alice" That the same Alice with a restaurant?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:52 AM (6qErC)

212 I guess my brain just doesn't work that way. I never would have gotten this in a million years, and now that I know, it just strikes me as stupid and wrong, not funny at all. Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE) ------ Oooo.... then hold the tip of your tongue with your fingers while saying "My sister was born on a pirate ship". You'll LOVE that one.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 06:52 AM (8XRCm)

213 The other notable achievement of Peter North was the fact that he was always able to maintain .....his perfect hair, no matter what else he was doing....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (y8Foj)

214 >>United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border. United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday Uh, how do these illegal immigrants get through airport security in order to partake in these free flights?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (W+vEI)

215 See you next Tuesday

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (FZYNt)

216 I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants A conundrum.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (LOgQ4)

217 https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o calm mentor's go fund me He's $190 away from meeting the $3000 goal, money to help him find work and keep a roof over his head. If you haven't chipped in yet, please help.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (JKNZq)

218 Ingraham reporting CBS CEO Les Monves(?) getting the #meetoo smackdown today. Report hitting the waves by the reporting of Ronan Farrow. No other details.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (mQ0Mc)

219 11 Why is women going to church and having babies a bad thing? Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs) --- No kidding; too bad there are no retroactive abortions for anyone who is peddling that narrative.....

Posted by: the Butcher at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (DIosY)

220 Hold your tongue and say apple.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (3GUVH)

221 Unfortunately, so are "summer balls."
But I can see you,you brown skin shining in the sun.You got your hair combed back and,your sunglasses on, baby.I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,after the balls of summer have gone.

Posted by: Don Henley at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (QFrQC)

222 Trump signs executive order changing 'Beijing' back to 'Peking'." Duck orders skyrocket...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (6qErC)

223 Those teeth! She's a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (HgMAr)

224 I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (mQ0Mc) A guy at work blames soy being an ingredient in almost everything....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (y8Foj)

225 Don Willett is a friend/associate of a lot of "soft" conservative bloggers, notably David "Iowahawk" Burge, Australia's Tim Blair, and James Lileks. He was a riot on Twitter up until he was appointed by PDT.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (ZGrMX)

226 I am a penis. Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (NLLmE) "Am" or "have?"

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (F4u7C)

227 But I can see you,you brown skin shining in the sun.You got your hair combed back and,your sunglasses on, baby.I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,after the balls of summer have gone. Posted by: Don Henley at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (QFrQC) ---- Taint funny.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (8XRCm)

228 The interns used to call me Peter South. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at July 27, 2018 06:54 AM (vtcmf)

229 The other notable achievement of Peter North was the fact that he was always able to maintain .....his perfect hair, no matter what else he was doing.... Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM He's still in the business. Still sportin' that 80's flat top hair. From what I hear, of course. He must be about 60 yrs old by now.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM (LOgQ4)

230 Uh, how do these illegal immigrants get through airport security in order to partake in these free flights" Hush now. You're supposed to be outraged, not amused...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM (6qErC)

231 225 I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (mQ0Mc) A guy at work blames soy being an ingredient in almost everything.... Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (y8Foj) Soy and synthetic-estrogen-laden piss going into the water supply.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM (NWiLs)

232 I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine. What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Lena D. at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (ctuyM)

233 The old ways are the best ways. Like hanging pedophiles. After they been dragged for 5 miles. Over sharp gravel. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV

I think back in the old days, those folks just disappeared.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (jK8Z7)

234 Taint funny." Cracks me up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (6qErC)

235 United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday https://www.fwd.us/supporters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (IqV8l)

236 I think back in the old days, those folks just disappeared. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (FZYNt)

237 Good news! ValJar offers her appraisal of GA gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams: (From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC) Unusual skill set according to the Farsi Ferret? Why would anyone in Georgia not named Hank Johnson or Cynfia McKinney give a rat's ass about what this slumlord grifter says?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (y7DUB)

238 Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr)

JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)



Some people want to believe Republicans are good.  They have a high threshold before they will give up on that notion.



I do not suffer from that affliction.  I START with the assumption that ALL politicians are shitty human  beings...  until they prove otherwise. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 06:57 AM (9chmE)

239 He's still in the business. Still sportin' that 80's flat top hair. From what I hear, of course. He must be about 60 yrs old by now. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4) Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company--but I saw some of his recent "work" and it looks like he had a "procedure" done to his moneymaker....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 06:57 AM (y8Foj)

240 Maybe the socialist bartender would understand about running out of other people's money, in socialism, if you explained, slowly, it's like running out of other people's alcohol?

Posted by: Redenzo at July 27, 2018 06:57 AM (14qvS)

241 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, PLASTIC SHORTENS A MANS JUNK BUT, MOST DILDOS ARE MADE FROM PLASTIC.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 27, 2018 06:57 AM (r9UYA)

242 Never understood just why one couldn't speak about politics or religion in polite company. --------------------------------- But you COULD, just not at purely social occasions where the opinions of the guests might well differ. See, once upon a time, long, long ago, a yuuuge sector of life was apolitical. You could mention the latest heat wave without getting into a fight abut global warming. You could compliment your hostess on her dress without fearing lectures about rape. You could even go to a concert or a football game or --- get this! --- watch the Oscars without any interjection of politics!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 06:58 AM (0jtPF)

243 >>Ingraham reporting CBS CEO Les Monves(?) getting the #meetoo smackdown today. Report hitting the waves by the reporting of Ronan Farrow. No other details. Think James Gunn will have some company soon, Really creepy stuff coming out about that Dan Harmon guy, and some actor went on 8chan last night and said Seth Green and his wife attempted to recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys, stuffed animals).

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 06:58 AM (W+vEI)

244 I should have been a judge. After all, I am judge mental.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2018 06:58 AM (nJBCW)

245 226 Don Willett is a friend/associate of a lot of "soft" conservative bloggers, notably David "Iowahawk" Burge, Australia's Tim Blair, and James Lileks. He was a riot on Twitter up until he was appointed by PDT.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (ZGrMX)


IIRC, his confirmation hearings gave the Democrats a lot of opportunity to relive some of his better tweets.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (jK8Z7)

246 I guess my brain just doesn't work that way. I never would have gotten this in a million years, and now that I know, it just strikes me as stupid and wrong, not funny at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)

------

Oooo.... then hold the tip of your tongue with your fingers while saying "My sister was born on a pirate ship".

You'll LOVE that one.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)



No, I don't believe I will.



I'm at work.  They think I'm "normal" here. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (9chmE)

247 Oooo.... then hold the tip of your tongue with your fingers while saying "My sister was born on a pirate ship". You'll LOVE that one. Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm) LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (ALgU9)

248 The summer penis came blowin' in From across the sea It lingered there to touch your hair And walk with me

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:00 AM (+y/Ru)

249

 

Uh, how do these illegal immigrants get through airport security in order to partake in these free flights"

 

 

With  news   crews  and  a   gaggle  of   immigration  lawyers  in  tow

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 07:00 AM (10vO4)

250 I see no reason to be stabbed while i'm eating an amazing meal. Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (dPd5y) I was brought up to be polite so I'm not getting into it with anybody at a social gathering, particularly as a guest. The needling I mentioned was being done for my benefit, don't understand why people feel the need to do that. Especially after I fixed their picnic set as a favor because Mr. Mary Cloggenstein is a total klutz with tools.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 07:00 AM (kUmUV)

251 Hmm, only 4.1% GDP growth.  Almost a recession, I guess.  Market reaction seems "meh", perhaps it's once again about interest rates (remember those?) likely to rise.


Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership.  Blue wave.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (QDnY+)

252 He's still in the business. Still sportin' that 80's flat top hair. From what I hear, of course. He must be about 60 yrs old by now. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4) Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company--but I saw some of his recent "work" and it looks like he had a "procedure" done to his moneymaker.... Posted by: JoeF Wiki says he's 61. Born in 1957

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (7/YOc)

253 I'm at work. They think I'm "normal" here. Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:59 AM (9chmE) .......... Nobody wears pants? Cool job!

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (HgMAr)

254 The tee shirt was a test on how good one is at following simple instructions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the daWinkie code at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (XkxK0)

255 Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out with. She's also probably more comfortable in the company of men than with other women.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 07:02 AM (y8Foj)

256 Summer penis.... make me feel fine. Blowin thru the jizz man in mind.....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 27, 2018 07:02 AM (8XRCm)

257 >>237
United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday

https://www.fwd.us/supporters Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Good list for the burning times.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 07:02 AM (r9UYA)

258 United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border. Hey United, I was separated from my family in Ireland. Where's me ticket?

Posted by: Mariah at July 27, 2018 07:02 AM (0tfLf)

259 " In polite company, you never talked about sex, you never talked about politics, and you *never* talked about religion. Those three subjects were forbidden. And then the 'let it all hang out' 60s came along and the old rules were thrown out," Interesting because that is the exact opposite of how i remember it. People discussed these things politely, then the 60's happened, the media blew everything out of proportion, and THEN the rule came down that these things shouldn't be discussed...except amongst those who agreed with you anyway. Resulting in echo chambers.

Posted by: RogPodge at July 27, 2018 07:02 AM (EsHMF)

260 Down here in the men's rooms, there are two different heights of urinals, Summer and Winter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (HaL55)

261 Think James Gunn will have some company soon, Really creepy stuff coming out about that Dan Harmon guy, and some actor went on 8chan last night and said Seth Green and his wife attempted to recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys, stuffed animals).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE


I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (lYlRK)

262 Watch me work this judge Mary Jo. Judge: Hellfire and brimstone Teddy! When you hot, you hot!

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (cTzpj)

263 United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border. I have nearly half a million miles with United. Never again.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (0tfLf)

264 >>Hush now. You're supposed to be outraged, not amused... Well, an airline that's become known for physically abusing paying customers and killing family pets offering free flights to lawbreakers is kinda funny, I guess? Next we'll here Harvey Weinstein is offering these stressed out mommies separated from their kids free massages at the Chateau Marmont...in his suite!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (W+vEI)

265 The tee shirt was a test on how good one is at following simple instructions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the daWinkie code at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (XkxK0)




Which, now that you explain that part of it, it starts to make  sense.



Still not funny, but I get it now. 




Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (9chmE)

266 Hmm, only 4.1% GDP growth. Almost a recession, I guess. Market reaction seems "meh", perhaps it's once again about interest rates (remember those?) likely to rise. Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership. Blue wave. Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (QDnY+) This is all due to Obama's slow and steady economic policies. Thank's Obama!

Posted by: Internet bots at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (y8Foj)

267 I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,after the balls of summer have gone. "Sunset Boobs" is a better Henley solo tune.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (ZGrMX)

268 And now I'm thinking I like playing under the restraints of the old rules better. Ignorance really is bliss.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (mJRr3)

269 That woman has a mouth like a donkey

Posted by: CN at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (5I1Mn)

270 She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama. - Lying, cheating and stealing is not all that unusual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (+y/Ru)

271 Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (dPd5y) Yes. When Michelle smiled she was relatively attractive (ignoring her taste in clothes of course), she just so rarely looked anything other than furious or miserable. When she wore classic line simple dresses and smiled she was quite pretty. I'd say it was a shame she didn't smile more, except I suspect the things that would have made her smile would have been very bad for the country as a whole.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (UENOA)

272 244 See, once upon a time, long, long ago, a yuuuge sector of life was apolitical. You could mention the latest heat wave without getting into a fight abut global warming. You could compliment your hostess on her dress without fearing lectures about rape. You could even go to a concert or a football game or --- get this! --- watch the Oscars without any interjection of politics! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (0jtPF) Tell me more about the olden times, Gramma!

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (xjiRE)

273 There's "talking about 'politics'", and there's having relatives start talking about how maybe assassination of the president might be OK, given the situation he's created - at Christmas dinner.


Know someone who had that happen last year.  He's considering not going there for Christmas any more, after 3 decades of it being a fixed and enjoyable tradition.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (QDnY+)

274 Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE That's a pretty serious charge. Who was the actor alleging that about Seth Green and why hadn't he gone to the police?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (ODr92)

275

 

JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)

 

 

Why is Sleepy Jeff silent on democrats and republicans trying to give him a slap down on changing the rules for asylum.That's supposed to be right in Mr. Rule of Law's wheel house.


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (10vO4)

276 I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM And there you go teasing them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (0tfLf)

277 Reunited Airlines

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (HgMAr)

278 212 Don't mourn your wood, see Alice"

That the same Alice with a restaurant?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)


Nope.  The one that Sam the Butcher was pining for.  Too bad she was a vegetarian, but would eat fish.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 07:05 AM (jxbfJ)

279
  The 2nd is not a "conditional" right.  It is an absolute, as indicated by it's wording.
Absolutely NOTHING in the wording indicates any particular type of arm to be borne.

The only case to be made for infringement or abrogation is the irresponsible exercise of that  right--the exact same as with with any inalienable right.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2018 07:06 AM (S/hVx)

280 I'm less amazed at what women were wearing in Somalia in the 1960s than I am that Somalia had a working phone system.

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 07:06 AM (7HtZB)

281 Kennedy CONSPIRED with the Russians. as in, committed a treasonous crime. he needed a date with the hangman.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2018 07:07 AM (Opqbq)

282 Also have United miles, quite a bit.  Plan to use them soon and never go near them again.


But this is the sort of insane, repugnant s**t that leaves me without any optimism. 

Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 07:07 AM (QDnY+)

283 I'm less amazed at what women were wearing in Somalia in the 1960s than I am that Somalia had a working phone system. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM Not to mention electricity!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 07:07 AM (0tfLf)

284 When she wore classic line simple dresses and smiled she was quite pretty. I'd say it was a shame she didn't smile more, except I suspect the things that would have made her smile would have been very bad for the country as a whole.
=====

Rather amazing at how many 'resting bitch face' pictures there are of her, especially considering the almost slobbering good press.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (MIKMs)

285 Hot town, summer in the city The thing in my pants, getting big and pretty

Posted by: Lovin' Spponful at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (y8Foj)

286 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB


Father of the year material.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (r9UYA)

287 Think James Gunn will have some company soon, Really creepy stuff coming out about that Dan Harmon guy, and some actor went on 8chan last night and said Seth Green and his wife attempted to recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys, stuffed animals).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE


I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (lYlRK)



I am curious as to how this stuff is unfolding, if people are trying to control the early narrative or what.




Because with  Gunn, we were initially told it was "just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko humor.  Then it  turned into  dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one very SPECIFIC type of "humor."



With Harmon, unless there's something new revealed, isn't it still just that video that was a parody of Dexter? 



If  the... and pardon my use of this word... trickle of info is coming out, before the (sorry) gushing that comes later, then people other than the pedos themselves are trying to still control the narrative.



I find it... curious.  Why would they do that.  Why... indeed. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (9chmE)

288 Ok, is this something that everyone knows about Seth Green? Is it the Seth Green from Buffy? That one I am sort of shocked about.

Posted by: abby at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (4F7SR)

289 josephistan - colonialism!


If the Brits and Eye-talians had just left Somalia alone, surely they'd have had fiber-optic comms by the 60s, and not have to rely on operator switchboards.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 07:08 AM (QDnY+)

290 If the Brits and Eye-talians had just left Somalia alone, surely they'd have had fiber-optic comms by the 60s, and not have to rely on operator switchboards. Posted by: rhomboid quite possible they could have invented the internet before me

Posted by: Al Gore at July 27, 2018 07:09 AM (FZYNt)

291 ValJar offers her appraisal of GA gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams:

(From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)



Stacy Abrams named her dog Sa?  That's the only skill I saw out of TFG, the ability to name his dog after himself.



Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 07:09 AM (uiwCw)

292 Seth Green and his wife attempted to recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys, stuffed animals). Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE If this is found to be true, Seth needs to have a seat in "Ol' Smokey" and fry......

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 07:09 AM (F4u7C)

293 As far as the Senate goes in the fall elections, My guess is it's gonna look a lot like 2014. The press was all like the GOP wouldn't take the Senate, they won 10 seats. I think they may take 7. And if the dims take the house, it wont be by much and they will be under the gun to impeach Trump, which wont be popular. And the Senate will laugh at them, same way they are laughing at them over Kavanaugh

Posted by: Blind squirrel at July 27, 2018 07:09 AM (TdS5t)

294 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB Father of the year material. Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA) He's a scumbag.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (y8Foj)

295 I'm less amazed at what women were wearing in Somalia in the 1960s than I am that Somalia had a working phone system. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM Not to mention electricity! Posted by: Diogenes It's amazing how quickly civilization can revert.

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (LnUJw)

296 was pining for" Fjord?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (6qErC)

297 Hot town, summer in the city The thing in my pants, getting big and pretty Posted by: Lovin' Spponful at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (y8Foj) --- hah!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (8XRCm)

298 When Michelle smiled she was relatively attractive (ignoring her taste in clothes of course), she just so rarely looked anything other than furious or miserable. - Eric Holder's best look was righteous wrath of an angry activist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (+y/Ru)

299 >>That's a pretty serious charge. Who was the actor alleging that about Seth Green and why hadn't he gone to the police? He did. The LAPD put him in a mental hospital for the night. It's on a #Q fan site that someone here has linked to (Tickled Pink, IIRC?) so you'll see references to all that, but it has everything the guy posted on 8chan: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3dnbz2

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (W+vEI)

300 >>>273 That woman has a mouth like a donkey Posted by: CN at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (5I1Mn) _______ I'm listening...

Posted by: That man from Nantucket at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (bLR2c)

301 264 I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (lYlRK) The scary part is that the Left has shifted gears and gone into "We have to start saying that this is OK behavior because it's Evil Reich Wingers who are exposing all of this and we can't let them win!"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (UnA8+)

302 Is telecom engineers the PC term for telephone operators?

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (rnwV8)

303 At the end of Key West is a sign saying the o mile marker of I-75, and in the UP is the end of I-75. Being a nerd I have refrigerator magnets of both on my refrigerator!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (7K25Q)

304 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB ------- Why??? Was he banging Sarah Silvermann???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (8XRCm)

305 Abrams supporters are now saying Brian Kemp didn't do enough to stop the Russians from hacking Georgia's elections while he was Sec of State. Never mind that our own DHS actually did try to hack Georgia's computer systems.

Posted by: F'n A it's Friday! at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (Tnijr)

306 That woman has a mouth like a donkey Queen Tut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:12 AM (IqV8l)

307 Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE

That's a pretty serious charge. Who was the actor alleging that about Seth Green and why hadn't he gone to the police?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (ODr92)



Once upon a time, Robert Downey was actively involved in the outing of the pedos in  Bryan Singer and Mike Huffington's little group.  He was VERY supportive of Corey Feldman's narrative. 



Even hinted at shenanigans happening at Dinsey and Nickelodeon studios, the kiddie shows, and the people working there. 



But I haven't heard Downey say anything recently.  I wonder if he was bought off. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 07:12 AM (9chmE)

308 284 I'm less amazed at what women were wearing in Somalia in the 1960s than I am that Somalia had a working phone system.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM (7HtZB)


Democrats know how to destroy cities, but it usually takes then decades.

Commmies can destroy a country in a few years.

But for fast-track, non-stop destruction, nothing beats the jihadis.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 07:12 AM (lYlRK)

309 299 It's amazing how quickly civilization can revert. Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (LnUJw) That's Islam. Built for Death and Destruction and little else (aside from Totalitarian Control).

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:12 AM (UnA8+)

310 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB And I hope high cholesterol ends Jimmy's heartbeat. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (F4u7C)

311 It's amazing how quickly civilization can revert. " back to the norms of human history. There, finished it for you.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (6qErC)

312 >>Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB I KNEW IT!!! They want him destroyed, and they will take any dang approach that works, including making life Hell for everyone in his family, destroying everyone he depends on at work and at home. These people are sick.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (W+vEI)

313 Because with Gunn, we were initially told it was "just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one very SPECIFIC type of "humor."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)




When I was in the Navy, we had a Chief Fire Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with underaged girls.  We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs.

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (uiwCw)

314 290 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB Father of the year material. Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA) I thought Jenny had come to the conclusion that constant Trump derangement wasn't working.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (nBr1j)

315 Think Senate pick-ups could be above 7.  For some reason FL, MI, PA, a few other "Trump" states are rarely mentioned (just the 5 where Trump won by double digits, and where the incumbent Dems are preposterously unrepresentative of their state's politics).


But if that happens, very very unlikely the House flips at the same time.  I still can't believe the generic ballot is showing any Dem advantage at all.  Pretty conclusive indictment of the electorate, and confirmation the country cannot escape its ditch without an actual press.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (QDnY+)

316 Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise Cause they grew bigger toys Well we can't salute ya . . . can't find a flag If your penis gets smaller.... you're a fag Toooool's ..... Out ...... for...... the summer!!!!! Tooooo's ......Out..... for ......... EVAH!!

Posted by: Alice Cooper at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (8XRCm)

317 So Jimmy Kimmel would be happy for Barron's parents breaking up?

Yeah, great father you are, Jimmy. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (ptqGC)

318 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB


Father of the year material.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
He's a scumbag.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (y8Foj)



Kimmel looks like a real creep.  Seriously, I can't wait until the skeletons start coming  out of his closet.  I am certain they are there. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (9chmE)

319

 

Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB


 

I'm  old  enough  to  remember  when  Hollywood  was   telling  us  that    having   multiple  sexual   partners   made   relationships   stronger

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (10vO4)

320 Eric Holder's best look was righteous wrath of an angry activist. -- Angry activist, angry meercat. You be the judge.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (mQ0Mc)

321 306: not even remotely close.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (3GUVH)

322 317 Because with Gunn, we were initially told it was "just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one very SPECIFIC type of "humor." Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE) That's why almost every culture has an old saying to the effect: He who jokes, confesses.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (SGpFT)

323 Even my local teevee news is all "COHEN!" and "RUSSIA!"  Doesn't help that our newspaper and the local stations are owned by leftists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 07:16 AM (ptqGC)

324 Don Jrs. marriage is finished. I think getting the phony anthrax was the last straw for her.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 07:16 AM (LOgQ4)

325 Calm, $50 in the kitty.

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 07:16 AM (LnUJw)

326 I saw Summer Balls open for the Beach Boys at the Columbus Arena in '67.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (kqsXK)

327 >>Once upon a time, Robert Downey was actively involved in the outing of the pedos in Bryan Singer and Mike Huffington's little group. He was VERY supportive of Corey Feldmans narrative. It was through this site, via a shared commenter ID of "Hmmmmm" where supposedly he and 3-4 others in Hollywood would post confirmation and additional details to blind item gossip posts re: sexual abuse, pedophilia. Downey never confirmed, was only ever a rumor. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (W+vEI)

328 FFS, did she really say that about Kennedy? And, wtf is a 'summer penis'? Assuming it is big(ger), I think I was absent the day they were distributed.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (lD3v6)

329 When I was in the Navy, we had a Chief Fire Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with underaged girls. We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs. Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (uiwCw) I knew guy who, when he was in his 30s, was a fan of a teenaged girl singer, whose name I forget. He even had posters on the wall. And oddly enough he ended up getting charged with something like statutory rape.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (nBr1j)

330 326 326 317 Because with Gunn, we were initially told it was "just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one very SPECIFIC type of "humor." Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE) That's why almost every culture has an old saying to the effect: He who jokes, confesses. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (SGpFT) Even if he's NOT fucking little children, just the fact that he finds it obsessively humorous is bad enough.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (UnA8+)

331 Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI) Being accused of child molestation and being innocent has to be one of the worst things that can ever happen to a person.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 07:17 AM (ODr92)

332 When I was in the Navy, we had a Chief Fire Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with underaged girls. We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs.

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (uiwCw)


Had a division LCPO who would throw parties, which he/they described as "training."  Blue books came out for about ten minutes, then music and beer, including for underage.  He was kicked out after being beat up for attempted sodomy on a passed out drunk sailor.  "Training."

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (5jVnA)

333 And I hope high cholesterol ends Jimmy's heartbeat. Heartbeat, it's a hatebeat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (IqV8l)

334 Encouraging the crazies via social media encourages people to unleash their craziness as opposed to wrangling it to the ground and keeping it under control. While the public speech zone at large is now a PC battlefield that is creating casualties on all sides, the close in reality is that publicizing that you are an a**hole guarantees you will have few friends and few job prospects.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (5mrLG)

335 Don Jr. is unreliable and a hothead. Some talk about his political future. I don't see it. Eric is the one who has what it takes.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (bUjCl)

336 Being accused of child molestation and being innocent has to be one of the worst things that can ever happen to a person. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp no shit

Posted by: Pete Townsend at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (FZYNt)

337 Also the guy's story sounds just like the scene in the movie Running Scared.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (ODr92)

338 Seals and Crofts sang Summer Balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:19 AM (3GUVH)

339 "after the brewery on Gratiot is gone..." is the only Henley song I know.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 27, 2018 07:19 AM (ldXWf)

340 Kennedy CONSPIRED with the Russians. as in, committed a treasonous crime. he needed a date with the hangman. - I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy! Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:19 AM (+y/Ru)

341 >>264 I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.


Posted by: OregonMuse

Alyssa Milano unavailable for comment. (busy eating another  doughnut)

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 07:19 AM (r9UYA)

342 277 There's "talking about 'politics'", and there's having relatives start talking about how maybe assassination of the president might be OK, given the situation he's created - at Christmas dinner." I'm lucky most of my relatives and people I spend time with are pretty sympatico with me. Well, maybe it's not luck, more natural selection. I've always had a smart mouth on me and, believe it or not, I'm not one to listen quietly when shit starts. So I pretty quickly give everyone a lesson in why you never go there in casual conversation - I also don't get invited back, of course. For example, if I was present with someone who started talking assassination, I would actually agree right away, I'd say lets make a trade, and then start naming a list of people that I could go shoot through the head in exchange. You know, Criss Cross.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 07:20 AM (k1TUh)

343 Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies. == old and busted : Socialism new hotness: Communism !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 07:20 AM (bUjCl)

344 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons.

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 07:20 AM (jC1/o)

345 Stop making jokes about that Cray Cray's teeth. Not Funny.

Posted by: Julia Roberts at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (+lVUW)

346 That joker went to Vanderbilt for his law degree. If I'm electing a Florida Man to be mayor, he'd better have J.D. from a REAL institution, like Costco.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (AzW6q)

347 Heartbeat, it's a hatebeat. -- Ok, BCJr. Thanks for the DeFranco earworm...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (mQ0Mc)

348 I'm old enough to remember when Hollywood was telling us that having multiple sexual partners made relationships stronger Posted by: Flawless Male Logic They told us to be more European cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (IqV8l)

349 Want a double dose of insanity/banality/stupidity? Watch Kimmel when he has Jake Tapper on. Each one tries to out due the other on their TDS. Unfortunately I heard this while visiting a friend who had a liberal watching the show. Liberal douche sat there laughing like a hyena. I high-tailed it out of there.

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (oiNtH)

350 Encouraging the crazies via social media encourages people to unleash their craziness - Didja see that Mad Max called for street justice the other day? Down with potholesm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (+y/Ru)

351 346. Tennis fan, are ya?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (fA1SL)

352 >>321 So Jimmy Kimmel would be happy for Barron's parents breaking up? Barron would be happy for Jimmy Kimmel being broken on the wheel.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (Bdeb0)

353 I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy! Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler Forgot My Nics #1 Rule: It's ALWAYS projection with the left. They're just too stupid to realize it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 07:21 AM (LOgQ4)

354 >>Being accused of child molestation and being innocent has to be one of the worst things that can ever happen to a person. I agree. These things have been hinted at on gossip sites for many years, but the #MeToo stuff has inspired people to dig a little deeper, and other to report weirdness they've experienced and shrugged off. That's why it was interesting this actor was so openly talking last night, naming names.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 07:22 AM (W+vEI)

355 I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy! Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Same in my town - maybe we are in the same place??

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (oiNtH)

356 327 Even my local teevee news is all "COHEN!" and "RUSSIA!" Doesn't help that our newspaper and the local stations are owned by leftists. Mine too... GDP? What GDP ?COHEN!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (O2RFr)

357 "He who jokes confesses." That sounds fairly totalitarian to me, like something a political or state security officer would say while working you over in some windowless room for subversive humor.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (FCAbp)

358 I'm just happy to see that I'm not the only one who needed help with the t-shirt.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (xqfqx)

359 She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM Elvis didn't even sleep in the same building as his wife.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (LOgQ4)

360 Alyssa Milano unavailable for comment. (busy eating another doughnut)" Saw her in person some years back. Cute kid. Now headed for... Rubenesque.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (6qErC)

361 Global Warming.  There's nothing it can't do.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (vWMNq)

362 I'd say lets make a trade, and then start naming a list of people that I could go shoot through the head in exchange. You know, Criss Cross. Posted by: Tom Servo Then you'd ride like the wind. Ride like the wind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:24 AM (IqV8l)

363 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons rea$ons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:24 AM (+y/Ru)

364 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o) ====== I'd rather hear from Dean.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 07:24 AM (vg8iE)

365 I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy! Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM Types... Deletes....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 07:24 AM (0tfLf)

366 >>361 "He who jokes confesses." Confession is good for the soul. So happens it's also good for the Party.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 07:24 AM (Bdeb0)

367 371. Confession is good for the soul. So happens it's also good for the Party. Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0) So is a car battery hooked up to someone's testicles.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:25 AM (UnA8+)

368 If this is found to be true, Seth needs to have a seat in "Ol' Smokey" and fry...... Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (F4u7C) If its true ... its another instance of these fucks having that crazy ability of knowing how to not fuck with the wrong family.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 07:25 AM (mJRr3)

369 >>She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o) Mrs. DeLuca, she too has a separate bedroom. For Paulo's reasons.

Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (Bdeb0)

370 368 Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. We have no idea of what the Trumps marriage is like and it is none of our business

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (O2RFr)

371 "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle." Didn't we cover that here some months ago when it was released by a Maryland "PAC"? Time to point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (6qErC)

372 I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy! Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Which is rather hilarious since the left are the ones wanting socialism.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (7/YOc)

373 >>So is a car battery hooked up to someone's testicles. Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (UnA8+) VC call Buddha, Buddha not answer phone. Number one penalty play.

Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 07:27 AM (Bdeb0)

374 Same in my town - maybe we are in the same place?? Posted by: Cheri Grand Junction, CO. It also maybe that commies Democratic Socialists are instituting a nationwide full court press.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 07:27 AM (+y/Ru)

375 A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons rea$ons. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler She has somewhere between 5 and 9 billion reasons to stay. He's not getting any younger.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 07:27 AM (Bdeb0)

376 372 If its true ... its another instance of these fucks having that crazy ability of knowing how to not fuck with the wrong family. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (mJRr3) It's Hollywood. They're running in circles where idiot parents are practically ecstatic to hand their kids over to a Pervo as long as they're famous.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (UnA8+)

377 Mrs. DeLuca, she too has a separate bedroom. For Paulo's reasons. Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM Do you have to double wrap the rascal for that... one?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (LOgQ4)

378 375 "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle." Didn't we cover that here some months ago when it was released by a Maryland "PAC"? Time to point and laugh. Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM And I have just the finger to point with.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (0tfLf)

379 Big Lou's like you. But he's only on number two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (IqV8l)

380 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)


Really just a tourist destination with some gays thrown in.  That's the old town part, the rest of Key West is just hotels, Home Depot and other fast food.  But it is the beginning of US Route One!

Posted by: Colin at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (CFLCe)

381 I hope the country doesnt go full retard and think, oooooh with all this newfound wealth we can go back to socialism again!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 27, 2018 07:29 AM (+dsLj)

382 If its true ... its another instance of these fucks having that crazy ability of knowing how to not fuck with the wrong family. Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (mJRr3) It's Hollywood. They're running in circles where idiot parents are practically ecstatic to hand their kids over to a Pervo as long as they're famous. ========= I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 07:29 AM (vg8iE)

383 The needling I mentioned was being done for my benefit, don't understand why people feel the need to do that. Especially after I fixed their picnic set as a favor because Mr. Mary Cloggenstein is a total klutz with tools. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (kUmUV) Because, being a total a$$hole, Mr. Cloggenstein mistook your kindness for weakness. Next time he asks for a favor, tell him, "FYNQ."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2018 07:29 AM (YQ4mh)

384 I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies. Equal opportunity molesters

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 07:30 AM (O2RFr)

385 The needling I mentioned was being done for my benefit, don't understand why people feel the need to do that. Especially after I fixed their picnic set as a favor because Mr. Mary Cloggenstein is a total klutz with tools. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (kUmUV) Because, being a total a$$hole, Mr. Cloggenstein mistook your kindness for weakness. Next time he asks for a favor, tell him, "FYNQ." ======== Tell him to check the Home Depot parking lot before 8AM next time he needs something done.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 07:30 AM (vg8iE)

386 383 Big Lou's like you. But he's only on number two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (IqV8l)

Lol...million dollar policy for you..and you...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 07:30 AM (a0IVu)

387 She has somewhere between 5 and 9 billion reasons to stay. He's not getting any younger. Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 12:27 PM (Bdeb0) -------------- Eh, eh, eh, let's not forget about Lil 'ole me in all this.

Posted by: The Prenuptial Agreement at July 27, 2018 07:31 AM (b3Pum)

388 386 I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:29 PM (vg8iE) Oh, Come on. Everybody knows the first rule : Never stick your dick in Aztec!

Posted by: James Gunn at July 27, 2018 07:31 AM (UnA8+)

389 The Master is Awake and Posting http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376311

Posted by: mindful webworker - corgi whistling at July 27, 2018 07:31 AM (XkxK0)

390 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take 1,000 showers.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (UnA8+)

391 And I hope high cholesterol ends Jimmy's heartbeat.
Heartbeat, it's a hatebeat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)


Back in the 90s, Jonah Goldberg was on one of those panel discussion shows with a fat ass lefty bitch by the name of Julianne Malvaux (sp?) who came right out and said she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a bunch of greasy, fatty foods and die an early death of heart disease like so many other black men. Goldberg was speechless.

That may have been a watershed moment.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (lYlRK)

392 254 Hmm, only 4.1% GDP growth. Almost a recession, I guess. Market reaction seems "meh", perhaps it's once again about interest rates (remember those?) likely to rise. Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership. Blue wave. Posted by: rhomboid Heh, heh. I actually listened to NPR news on the radio for once. The woman had to report record high GDP AND Korean War remains being sent home thanks to teh Donald. The poor woman sounded depressed.

Posted by: Julia Roberts at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (+lVUW)

393 393 The Master is Awake and Posting http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376311 Sleep posting?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (O2RFr)

394 Ms. Ocasio's campaign has retained the law firm of Dynum,.Dickem & Dunkem as counsel. 3 Ds for Democrat campaign. She is a clueless little twit.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (Sda6L)

395 Noood.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (6qErC)

396 Elvis didn't even sleep in the same building as his wife. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (LOgQ4) --- In Bill's case, sleeping in the same country, or continent, is asking too much. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (HWisp)

397 Tell him to check the Home Depot parking lot before 8AM next time he needs something done. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:30 PM Tell 'em to call Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 07:33 AM (IqV8l)

398

 

>>She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o)

 

 

It's  not   unusual   for   FLOTUS and  POTUS to have seperate bedrooms.  For most of  history wealthy people had seperate bedrooms.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (10vO4)

399 Uh, oh. Sock off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (+lVUW)

400 361 "He who jokes confesses." That sounds fairly totalitarian to me, like something a political or state security officer would say while working you over in some windowless room for subversive humor. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (FCAbp) Many a true word is spoken in jest.

Posted by: Geoffrey Chaucer at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (SGpFT)

401
Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company


RIP , AOSHQ.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (aYKMr)

402 I encourage everyone to read this article. It's at Gizmodo, but don't let that discourage you. There's a lot to summarize, but bear with me. A Polish immigrant to the US who became a realtor is online arguing with the crazies. Remember the freakout about the young woman who took a cheerful selfie when she was at Auschwitz? The realtor was arguing with them, basically saying they need to calm down. Two different strangers independently decided to dox her, then one posted a false story on "She's a homewrecker" claiming the realtor slept with her husband in a house she was supposed to be showing them. That story got reposted on her Re/Max review site. After hundreds of thousands in lost wages and legal bills, the realtor discovers the identity of the poster and another person who decided to pile on. She got them to desist, but "She's a homewrecker" refuses to take the post down. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6uwtll8 I think most here know they need to be careful about OPSEC, but you really really need to be careful out there. The SJWs who read your postings HATE YOU! They will come at you crab and will hurt you if they can. Be careful out there.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2018 07:36 AM (9qZ3S)

403 Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o) ====== REALLY?!! I had no idea that Trump was on his third wife. No idea at all!!! I'm shocked, I tell you. I'm more than shocked; I'm flabbergasted, startled, shocked and stunned!! I mean I've lived near New York all my life and I never knew that. This means I must, must immediately end any support I had for Trump policies and take a vow in blood to never vote for him again. Thanks for this eartt shaking and important information, Mike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 07:36 AM (AllCR)

404 It's not unusual for FLOTUS and POTUS to have seperate bedrooms. For most of history wealthy people had seperate bedrooms. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic Melania, we can all appreciate, requires a certain amount of beauty sleep. Trump sleeps about fifteen minutes a night. So separate bedrooms only makes sense. Other purposes of bedrooms aside...

Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowing in the willowing at July 27, 2018 07:37 AM (XkxK0)

405 I just used my paycheck to murder a housefly... There's gotta be some deeper symbolism to that act, but damned if I can find it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2018 07:37 AM (AURKQ)

406 267 United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border. I have nearly half a million miles with United. Never again. Posted by: Diogenes This stuff always makes me feel stupid for following the rules, being responsible, and paying my own way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 27, 2018 07:38 AM (+lVUW)

407
Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company



Here lies AOSHQ.

RIP

Posted by: anyporminastort at July 27, 2018 07:38 AM (aYKMr)

408 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 12:36 PM (AllCR) hehe sarcastic Fen is the best Fen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2018 07:38 AM (AURKQ)

409 NOOD

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2018 07:39 AM (YQ4mh)

410 Jimmy Kimmel left his wife of 14 years and the mother of his two children right around the time he hooked up Sarah. Jimmy Kimmel, who was dating Sarah Silverman, was at the same time banging his head writer. How did his head writer get her job? Why, of course, because she was banging Jimmy Kimmel! https://bit.ly/2LvJubB Jimmy Kimmel is pure scum who attacks other people because he knows he is scum and is trying to live with himself. Somebody needs to ask Jimmy Kimmel about this: https://bit.ly/2LUVyzt The woman also claims in the lawsuit, filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, that one of the rapper/actor's associates beat her following a taping of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show, which Snoop Doog guest hosted in January 2003. In addition to Snoop Dogg and three associates, the suit names the Walt Disney Co., parent company of ABC Inc. and this: g4tv.com-video10954: Will You Have Sex With Jimmy? https://bit.ly/2LK4MS6

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 07:39 AM (YRXy3)

411 What if Ace posted and for whatever reason nobody commented but just stayed on the prior thread? Some kind of all-engulfing black hole swallowing the universe, I imagine...

Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowing in the willowing at July 27, 2018 07:41 AM (XkxK0)

412 This may be sacrilegious or just me becoming more of a prude as I get older.. But the short SHORT tight dresses on all of the woman on out numbered is absurd and ridiculous. The dude in standard business attire in the middle makes him look like a pimp with his stable.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 07:41 AM (FquqN)

413 "....Mine Also Has A Deep, Luxurious Tan...." Call me in 20 years a tell us whether skin cancer on your "dick" feels "Luxurious".

Posted by: hstad at July 27, 2018 09:00 AM (uywSX)

414 Is this woman an onion actor?

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 27, 2018 04:28 PM (3P5C1)

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