April 29, 2004

The Ultimate Kerry Bumper-Sticker
— Ace

...comes courtesy of (who else?) Hillary Rodham Clinton, by way of bubble-headed Brit Tina Brown, who just slays us with the cute, "punny" title Taking the GOP Bait, Hook, Line, and Stinker.

Stinker? How does she do it?

At any rate, our hearts soared when we read this delectable quote from Hillary Clinton. What's the best part of the quote? The damning-with-no-praise-at-all for John Kerry, or the scary "Just do what you're told" message to the party faithful?

"You don't have to fall in love," Hillary Rodham Clinton reportedly reproved a top Democratic fundraiser who was recently moaning about Kerry's lackluster performance as a candidate. "You just have to fall in line."

John Kerry

You don't have to fall in love. You just have to fall in line.

Best. Slogan. Ever.

The quote is almost too good to be true. We'd go so far as doubting it was actually said -- no one is that honest and pithy and creepy off-the-cuff -- except that it is attributed to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Which tends to make it much more plausible.

Photoshoppers, start your photoshopping!

Where's Allah Pundit when you need him? Probably arranging for more Heavenly Hookers for suicide bombers.

Hat tip to Rosetta Stone for printing the article at The Perfect World.

Posted by: Ace at 05:03 PM | Comments (35)
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Nice to see your new digs, but something seems wrong with your page margins for IE6. This isn't a problem with Opera, so it's IE's fault (shocking, I know). The text entry width is always the set to the full width of the IE window, which means that you have to scroll sideways past the sidebar to read it.

Mike

Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2004 11:21 AM (eUZox)

2 HTML debugging... Nice to see your new digs, but something seems wrong with your page margins for IE6. This isn't a problem with Opera, so it's IE's fault (shocking, I know). The text entry width is always the set to the full width of the IE window, which means that you have to scroll sideways past the sidebar to read it. Mike

Posted by: Mike at April 30, 2004 11:21 AM (eUZox)

3 Same deal here on Firefox 0.8.

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4 Same deal here on Firefox 0.8.

Posted by: Smack at April 30, 2004 12:09 PM (CBDWx)

5 Thanks, but it's not just you; it's that way on my browser, too. I think it's that way on everyone's browser, maybe.

I won't be sticking with this design. I just switched to this when people complained about the gray design.

At some point I will figure this out.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2004 02:21 PM (ft9LP)

6 Thanks, but it's not just you; it's that way on my browser, too. I think it's that way on everyone's browser, maybe. I won't be sticking with this design. I just switched to this when people complained about the gray design. At some point I will figure this out.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2004 02:21 PM (ft9LP)

7 Hillary Clinton, huh?
Well, I got my mind right boss, I got my mind right. Don't hit me no more, boss Hillary. I got my mind right.

Posted by: Paul at April 30, 2004 02:47 PM (fpo0T)

8 Hillary Clinton, huh? Well, I got my mind right boss, I got my mind right. Don't hit me no more, boss Hillary. I got my mind right.

Posted by: Paul at April 30, 2004 02:47 PM (fpo0T)

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