May 30, 2006

The Grand Unified Theory of Crazy
— Ace

1. 9/11 Conspiracy Theories.

2. The, um, theory that the world is controlled by a cabal of shapshifting reptillian vampiric/satanic Jewish space-aliens.

In a you've got your chocolate in my peanut butter sort of genius synthesis, a delicious confection of crazy is invented.

several months ago i was doing some reading on a possible alliance that has been in exsistance with the military government and an alien race. i call this race the Anunnaki. (i could talk hours about who the Anunnaki are, but i'll just say they're an alien race believed to have visited earth thousands of years ago, and still mildly remain here today.) the alliance is thought to be this. the aliens agree only to abduct a number of humans for their experiments. in exchange the aliens give those in the know technology. this has sed to have been going on since shortly after the roswell crash. to make a long story short ... i'm under the impression that its possible that all the passengers on the planes were offered up as payment to the Anunnaki in exchange for some greatly advanced technology. what technology ... i dont know, but something big, something that would be considered a valueable asset to those wanting to control the masses.

That's from the threads at a goofball site called "Loose Change," a nutroots sort of blog with a heavy emphasis on insanity.

If that sounds crazy, then you'll have to check out the "debunking" of that theory, by someone who proposes something... well, equally as crazy, if not more crazy.

How Karl Rove and Jesse MacBeth fit into all this is not quite clear. But I'm sure they fit in there somewhere.

Posted by: Ace at 08:45 AM | Comments (29)
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1 Are these the same Aliens that killed Kennedy? JFK wouldn't honor the technology-for-citizens deal that Eisenhower had in place so they replaced him with the more reasonable LBJ.
Some freaks say that some Vietnam casualties were a cover up for the higher quota to make up for 1961-63

Posted by: Hobbie at May 30, 2006 08:55 AM (qzOby)

2 Check out the OP's response to the "debunker". The first thing he says to him:

"you seem well educated on the matter."

That's some funny shit.

Posted by: Dave S at May 30, 2006 08:57 AM (m/5FH)

3 WOOPS.

Think I'm gonna have to give Rove a ringy-dingy.

By the way, Ace of Spades is our favorite blog.

Posted by: Alien Lizard Leader at May 30, 2006 08:57 AM (zn1Sk)

4 They'll never take Gannon alive!

Long live Jeff Gannon!

Posted by: Birkel at May 30, 2006 09:05 AM (DSGrX)

5 This is all true. How else do you explain the rise of the internet after Elvis was "taken"?

Posted by: Evil Chihuahua at May 30, 2006 09:07 AM (mAhn3)

6 If it were really a technology-for-citizens exchange, the Islamists would have blown by us like we were standing still. Darfur would be thick with flying cars. Somalia would have those Star Trek food synthesizers. Iranians would be splitting atoms...with their minds.

And of course, we'd all be living under the Pax Palestinia.

Posted by: Roy at May 30, 2006 09:09 AM (2XXia)

7 "How Karl Rove and Jesse MacBeth fit into all this is not quite clear. But I'm sure they fit in there somewhere."

Been there, done that: http://rigorousintuition.blogspot.com

I haven't seen anything on MacBeth there, but theres lots on how Rove and Rummy and the others are all part of a vague alien/demonic dog's-lunch...

Posted by: Glen Richards at May 30, 2006 10:28 AM (7vc4Z)

8 Um… Aren't the Anunnaki part of the backstory of the Fading Suns RPG setting? Next this guy will be claiming that the Jews are using Kabalah to unleash the Reckoners into this world and will force us all to live in Alpha Complex in various werewolf and vampire clans.

Posted by: Glen at May 30, 2006 10:28 AM (PmiCb)

9 Wow, there's 2 of us!

Posted by: Glen Richards, not that other Glen at May 30, 2006 10:32 AM (7vc4Z)

10 Say, you aren't a big, goofy-lookin' fat guy living in Texas, are you? 'Cuz then you'd be.... me!

Posted by: Glen Richards, not that other Glen at May 30, 2006 10:38 AM (7vc4Z)

11 Are the Anunnaki the Scientology aliens from the Epic of Gilgamesh or are they the ones who evolved humans from the big foot and the yeti races?

Posted by: Justin at May 30, 2006 10:53 AM (yJ/68)

12 Next this guy will be claiming that the Jews are using Kabalah to unleash the Reckoners into this world and will force us all to live in Alpha Complex in various werewolf and vampire clans.

DAMN YOU FOR LEAKING THAT! Madonna is one of our Lizard People operatives. She needs new skin grafts soon.

Don't show these links to the warmbloods:

The Anunnaki Remnants Are Still on Earth

Reptilian Agenda (!!!)

And my personal favorite, The Reptilian Overlords Live Under the Denver Airport.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim at May 30, 2006 11:28 AM (rE+jU)

13 From the "debunking" of the first nuttiness.

"If he is right, the Queen is a shapeshifter, Prince Charles is the anti-christ, Bush has to drink childrens blood in order to hold a human form and we are all indeed f****d."

He's makin' a lot of sense. Even if one of those things are true, it'd be game over for us. This one time on Fox, I noticed Bush get kinda wavy around the edges. Then I took another hit off of that Val-U-Rite, and he steadied up again. *passes out*

Posted by: tubealloy at May 30, 2006 11:34 AM (ffmrc)

14 i'm under the impression that its possible that all the passengers on the planes were offered up as payment to the Anunnaki in exchange for some greatly advanced technology. what technology ... i dont know, but something big, something that would be considered a valueable asset to those wanting to control the masses.

Must have been television. Or, failing that, at least American Idol.

There was once a guest on the Art Bell show who claimed that Ken Olsen (of Digital Equipment) had been handed the design for the PDP-1 by the military, who had reverse-engineered it from the Roswell crash.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 30, 2006 11:42 AM (Y7t14)

15 The DUmmie FUnnies covered in an April edition how the Moonbats at the Democrat Underground bought into the wackiest of the 9-11 wacko conspiracy theories. It is actually FUnnie to watch their limited mental processes try to theorize various conspiracies. Check it out:



"WTC buildings were demolished by cutter charges"

Posted by: PJ-Comix at May 30, 2006 12:07 PM (Y/iEc)

16 here's a more plausible conspiracy theory: Jerry Bruckheimer knew about 9/11 in advance and tries to warn us. In Enemy of the State theres a part where Gene Hackman's character tells us about how the NSA has computers that record all our phone calls listening for key words to start recording. The words listed are (from memory) "bomb", "president" and "Allah." Then it cuts to them looking at the records of an NSA director who is abusing these technologies to violate peoples rights. His bithday? 9/11. No shit.

Posted by: brainy435 at May 30, 2006 12:17 PM (4JhFz)

17 Ace, I see you stumbled across a David Ickes fan. I tried to link to a website where they collect pictures that prove alien-lizard domination on an open thread at this site a few weeks ago. Hilarious stuff.

BTW, the lizard people include famous people like George Bush (oddly not Tony Blair), The Queen of England and Kris Kristopherson (country singer).

Posted by: Mike S. at May 30, 2006 02:25 PM (hI/OI)

18 I really should start reading the links before I comment.

Posted by: Mike S. at May 30, 2006 02:26 PM (hI/OI)

19 This is what happens when you give idiots computers and let them alone for a while.f

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 30, 2006 03:08 PM (gf5iT)

20 Damn you Ace! I've just spent an hour of my life I'll never get back, reading that thread.

It's like a train wreck, you can't look away.

I know a few of these guys - otherwise reasonable, fairly well educated and not loony in the least (although, past excessive cocaine use seems to be a common thread now that I think of it), until it comes to talking about 9/11.

They're just completely unmoved by evidence or critical thought. every rebuttal of every idea is met with an empassioned "yeah, but...."

Posted by: moflicky at May 30, 2006 03:11 PM (1zLWs)

21 Yep, the Annunaki are from the Epic of Gilgamesh. If I remember my mythology correctly, they were the Judges of the Underworld, who would determine each man's fate in the afterlife and arrange to have his butt kicked if he screwed up while alive. Still, I'd rather have these guys after me than anybody from the Greek myths.

Interesting how when the brain begins dying, grammar and spelling are the first things to go.

Posted by: Tungsten Monk at May 30, 2006 04:33 PM (JwJhN)

22 ... this has sed to have been going on since shortly after the roswell crash ...

And awk, of course.

O - M - G

\('O')/

Unix is an alien-based OS!!! I should have known! But, how can it have fewer bugs!??? No, wait, that's how Bell Labs did it, they traded ... Jimmy Hoffa for the tech!!! That's why the FBI never found the body!!! And the 'source' must be a cryptic reference to those ancient Sumerian cunieform tablets!!!! Hammurabi was a hax0r!!!!

Ho-o-o-o-oly goddess on a ziggurat, Batman!

Posted by: a guy in pajamas at May 30, 2006 05:41 PM (hVPHZ)

23 Scary thing is, these 9/11 whackjobs walk among us. Seemingly normal people (until they open their mouths or post on a message board). I vist a hair care board (of all places), and a food percentage of the women actually think Loose Change is a brilliant piece of work. It's a piece of something alright.

Posted by: Denise at May 31, 2006 02:22 AM (DngOs)

24 These people are WEAPONS.GRADE.BATSHIT.CRAZY.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 31, 2006 10:02 AM (gf5iT)

25 Dan Ackroyd (sp?) was just interviewed by the lady with the raspy voice and he said that aliens already live among us and they are going to help us clean up the enviorment. Darks and greys my friends, darks and greys.

Posted by: Mike S. at May 31, 2006 04:45 PM (hI/OI)

26 Seen this, it makes fun of the loonies which is good. However it totally ignores the Pentagon, notice that? Is there a P&T show about the Pentagon? Any arguements at all supporting the Flight 77 version? Any proof how a huge aircraft 'evaporated', while bodies & clothing did not? (go see the official explaination, it's questioned in the LC video, I checked it out & it's right there in the official 9/11 Pentagon homepage)
Seriously, do P&T believe the "magic bullet" (or the Warren Comission Report?) Lmao!
Why question any "official" government report? Um, because they lie? Almost constantly? It's even worse here in Canada BTW.
The American government would never load up a civilian passenger liner with explosives & use unwitting civilians as a human shield to illegally export war-munitions, right? I mean aside from the Lusitania, eh?
C'mon, there's plenty of lies out there, why do we assume 9/11 is any different? Yes MOST of the conspiracy theories are loonie, and isn't it interesting how the MSM gives only those nut-jobs any attention? Any films comming out about Flight 77? no? Wonder why?
Keep in mind: for it to be a government conspiracy, it'd be Clinton who's to blame! After all these guys started training in early 2000, eh?
enough ranting... is "thanks for listening" abbreviated TFL or perhaps TYFL? It should be

Posted by: 5Cats at June 01, 2006 06:32 AM (cVijR)

27 Went and found this site:

http://www.ccdominoes.com/lc/lcg2.html

This makes me laugh! The "explainations" offered are horrible! Worse than any wacko-conspiracy theory I've ever heard!
Examples?#1 In one 'rebuttal' he questions the source of LC's assertion that Flight 77 'skipped' along the ground (which it clearly didn't, BUT that is the official story of why the engines made no marks on the Pentagon, fyi) THEN a few paragraphs later, he quotes a source which includes the 'skipping' part.
#2 He makes great mention of the clipped-off light posts, but fails to explain any of LC's questions: how did the aircraft fly 2 more miles scant feet above the ground? How did it miss the trees? (unless it's wings were shorter than a 757s, like Skyhawk wings for example) & etc.
#3 he repeatedly questions why "dozens" of eye-witnesses say they saw a 757 & why this isn't enough 'proof' for LC? How about those witnesses who saw a 4-engined aircraft? an all-silver aircraft? an aircraft with no windows? & etc?
You can't have it both ways, you can't just quote only those eye-witnesses who agree with you.
LC quotes both groups, but notes that those whoe say they saw a 757 ALL worked for the Govt or military, while those who say otherwise were mostly civilians...

Who is more believable? Those who edit their 'evidence' or those who present all the evidence and let you decide?

I'm NOT saying LC is 100% right (it isn't) BUT that the 'official' explaination isn't believable, and this "debunker" is full of shit.

Posted by: 5Cats at June 01, 2006 07:15 AM (cVijR)

28 Sorry to triple post, but I have to warn you about the links inside the ccdominos debunker pages.
Most are dead (despite being only 1 month old) but some actually lead to virus-infected pages!
So if you try to check up on the debunker's sources, you reach dead-ends or get virus infected. Hummmm...

Posted by: 5Cats at June 01, 2006 07:44 AM (cVijR)

29 So if you try to check up on the debunker's sources, you reach dead-ends or get virus infected.

So the "debunker" is in reality a hacker trolling for gullible moonbats machines to infect?

Actually, as a programmer of 20+ years, this sounds like a reasonable and clever approach for infecting a very targeted audience.

I wonder what the guy has in store for the moonbats?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 01, 2006 11:08 AM (gf5iT)

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