May 01, 2013

The FBI's Most Wanted Terrorist List [CBD]
— Open Blogger

[I'm posting this because Ben's post has run its course. Enjoy. -- Gabe]

Interesting that with all of the obfuscation about domestic terrorism and Christian terrorism and Jewish and Lutheran and Episcopalian and Amish terrorism, 30 of 31 on the list are Muslim.

It's easy to stand in front of a malleable press corps and claim that terrorism is not the exclusive domain of Islam, but when it comes to actual facts, they haven't arrived at manufacturing charges....yet.

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1 Interesting that with all of the obfuscation about domestic terrorism and Christian terrorism and Jewish and Lutheran and Episcopalian and Amish terrorism, 30 of 31 on the list are Muslim. --- And yet the PM of Japan was having to apologize for linking Islam and terrorism with regards to the potential Olympic bid for Istanbul, Turkey, an area which is becoming increasingly Islamist as opposed to its secular history.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 05:30 AM (+x8q5)

2 One day, Choom Boy will head this list.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 01, 2013 05:30 AM (mHrip)

3

As awful as it is, I am beginning to feel a little hopeful the truth will out.  The media will not be able to embargo information on Boston and Benghazi for very much longer.  And the longer they try, the more the people will distrust them, and loathe them, even in the NE.

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:32 AM (nH8jP)

4 And the one who appears not to be a Muslim is an extreme animal rights nutcase bomber. So none of them are Christians Rwer Tea Party members. What a surprise!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2013 05:33 AM (INYkK)

5 Are all of these known to have been in America? It's nit-picky, but if these guys are off in Splodeystan, shouldn't they be on a watch list, not wanted?

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2013 05:33 AM (z9HTb)

6 It's nit-picky, but if these guys are off in Splodeystan, shouldn't they be on a watch list, not wanted? --- OBL was on top of the list for years without ever setting foot on US soil.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 05:33 AM (+x8q5)

7 Any Tea Party people on that list?

Posted by: EC at May 01, 2013 05:35 AM (GQ8sn)

8 How many of these guys are celebrating Hitler's birthday.

Posted by: NPR Personality at May 01, 2013 05:35 AM (l3vZN)

9 Is it bad that I had to know who was the 1 out of 31 that isn't muslim? Turns out it's a vegan/animal rights dude who blows up biotech labs. Maybe he will convert to Islam and make it unanimous.

Posted by: Whamo at May 01, 2013 05:35 AM (N4euD)

10

Yes, YES!

 

 

*pulls more puppet strings*

Posted by: The Jooooos! at May 01, 2013 05:36 AM (NF2Bf)

11 2 One day, Choom Boy will head this list.



He's on my list already.  Ignores the Ft. Hood murders (workplace violence).  Ignores the murder of a military recruiter in Arkansas.  Ignores the cries for help from Benghazi.  Ignores the warnings about Boston.

I pray he goes down in history as the most shameful, lazy, oblivious, willfully ignorant president ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 05:36 AM (lVPtV)

12 Obviously, all of these guys guys are upset about taxes.  The turbans were a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 05:37 AM (+xmn4)

13 "...when it comes to actual facts, they haven't arrived at manufacturing charges....yet."

We'll get there, don't you worry.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 05:37 AM (tWmgi)

14 And any time they whine about some poor detainee in gitmo, look them up: http://goo.gl/e3A3u The assholes are there for very good reasons.

Posted by: waldo at May 01, 2013 05:37 AM (1hBkG)

15 I pray he goes down in history as the most shameful, lazy, oblivious, willfully ignorant president ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (lVPtV)

-----

Transformational !


Posted by: Collin Powelll at May 01, 2013 05:37 AM (eEfYn)

16

Hmmmm... the only non-Muslim is a vegan animal rights activist from Berkeley, CA, wanted for terrorist bombings in San Francisco.

 

Probably a member of the Tea Party.  

Posted by: The Regular Guy at May 01, 2013 05:38 AM (qHCyt)

17 No way man!!!!

Posted by: Stoopid Moonbat Hippie at May 01, 2013 05:38 AM (CNQVX)

18 The FBI's Most Wanted Terrorist List [CBD] [I'm posting this because Ben's post has run its course. Enjoy. -- Gabe] So, who posted this? And since when has a thread ever run its course?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 05:38 AM (da5Wo)

19

I bet that Daniel Andreas San Diego guy must LOVE that he's considered as terroristy as the jihadis.  

 

Well, if he hasn't starved to death on a    steady   diet of vegan organic tofu    and        locally sourced    spring   water.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:39 AM (4df7R)

20 new thread!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2013 05:39 AM (GVxQo)

21

yesterday on Rush, he pointed out, over and over again, how the JEF found the time to call the Gay NBA player immediately, but on the night of Benghazi, did not make one phone call inquiring about the Americans in peril there.  Not. One. Call. 

 

it makes me want to weep that "our" CINC is so foul, so loathsome, so low

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:39 AM (nH8jP)

22 lol just kidding

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2013 05:39 AM (GVxQo)

23 So, who posted this? And since when has a thread ever run its course?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo)


Fine! You'll have nothing and LIKE IT!

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 05:39 AM (tWmgi)

24 This list is offensive. It's spreading false stereotypes about Muslims and perpetuating right-wing/tea-party hatred against a peaceful religion. The FBI needs to provide Western names for each of the ALLEGED terrorists (e.g., Hakimullah Mehsud could become Roger Turner) to prevent further discrimination.

Posted by: Brian Cobbs at May 01, 2013 05:40 AM (D8Yi3)

25 And the one who appears not to be a Muslim is an extreme animal rights nutcase bomber. So none of them are Christians Rwer Tea Party members. What a surprise!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2013 10:33 AM (INYkK)

 

 

Which one is that? I need to know who to be on the lookout for at work .

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 05:40 AM (GaqMa)

26 20 new thread!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2013 10:39 AM (GVxQo)


Yeah, but I think it's run its course...

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 05:40 AM (tWmgi)

27 thunderb mr. strickly dickly liked the vajay jay for at least 8 yrs........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2013 05:40 AM (GVxQo)

28 No way man!!!!  Posted by: Stoopid Moonbat Hippie at May 01, 2013 10:38 AM (CNQVX)

Way.

Dude, strange things are arise at the Circle K

Posted by: Theodore E. Logan, Esquire[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:41 AM (sbV1u)

29 Fine! You'll have nothing and LIKE IT!

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 10:39 AM (tWmgi)

 

BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME!

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 05:41 AM (GaqMa)

30

BTW, about the fasting GITMO assholes, fine, let them die.

Unfortunately, they will stop fasting as soon as they realize we do not care if they die.

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:41 AM (nH8jP)

31 What I find most interesting is on all the other lists - violent crimes, crimes against children, etc. - at least half or more are members of the "natural Republican constituency"TM. Please, let's give them all green cards!

Posted by: Marco Rubio, Boy Detective at May 01, 2013 05:41 AM (iPRGe)

32 >>>And since when has a thread ever run its course?

Like this is even possible.

I can hear it now, even after the apocalypse. "Those Morons are over there still talking about CBD's arugula pizza.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 01, 2013 05:41 AM (4Mv1T)

33 Once when I got into a spat about the link between Islam and terrorism, the other person all haughtily demanded that I acknowledge that not all Muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are Muslim. I happily conceded that point. I then asked if he would concede that some Muslims are terrorists and some terrorists are Muslim. Needless to say, such concession was not made. Mind you, this was post 9/11. I wish I had a reality distortion field that strong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (VtjlW)

34 Islamophobia!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (DrWcr)

35 yesterday on Rush, he pointed out, over and over again, how the JEF found the time to call the Gay NBA player immediately, but on the night of Benghazi, did not make one phone call inquiring about the Americans in peril there. Not. One. Call. --- I'm sure today that the JEF will talk about how ESPN employees Chris Broussard and Tim Brando "acted stupidly", as Broussard restated his stance on homosexuality and Brando apparently got toasted and twittered that calling Collins a hero is horseshit because the word "hero" should mean something more than that.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (+x8q5)

36 mr. strickly dickly liked the vajay jay for at least 8 yrs........

Worse.  He didn't like it, but he kept it all to himself instead of letting it go find a man who did.

Selfish asshole.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (/kI1Q)

37 I pray he goes down in history as the most shameful, lazy, oblivious, willfully ignorant president ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:36 AM (lVPtV)

Yeah, a large protion of the country just got finished praising the courage of some dude for managing to successfully be gay.  Just putting things in perspective.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (+xmn4)

38 Are all of these known to have been in America?

It's nit-picky, but if these guys are off in Splodeystan, shouldn't they be on a watch list, not wanted?

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2013 10:33 AM (z9HTb)

 

They weren't necessarily in America, but they    actively    committed    criminal acts    against American citizens and   outposts.        Of the two I glanced at,      one is on there for his involvement with Khobar Towers,   the other     for taking part in the hijacking of Flight 73 out of Pakistan, where    two   American passengers were among the twenty   people    killed.    

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (4df7R)

39 29 Fine! You'll have nothing and LIKE IT! Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 10:39 AM (tWmgi) BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME! Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 10:41 AM (GaqMa) I tried that line of attack one night with the wife. You know, they've come a long way with false teeth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 05:42 AM (da5Wo)

40 about the fasting GITMO assholes

----

I hope they are smelling frying bacon at this time.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 01, 2013 05:43 AM (eEfYn)

41 The FBI needs to provide Western names for each of the ALLEGED terrorists (e.g., Hakimullah Mehsud could become Roger Turner) to prevent further discrimination. --- I recommend calling them names like Chris Jackson, Cassius Clay, and Lew Alcindor.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 05:43 AM (+x8q5)

42 I tried that line of attack one night with the wife. You know, they've come a long way with false teeth. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (da5Wo)

She got false teeth?!?!?

Lucky you!  They pop right out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:43 AM (sbV1u)

43 So, who posted this? And since when has a thread ever run its course? Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo) I think that was the nice way of saying stop it with the ONTing of the day threads you pervs.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 05:43 AM (VtjlW)

44 Hard to fight an enemy when you can't even bring yourself to identify it. The reality-denying trend has gotten worse under King Barry, but it kicked off with GWB's 'Religion of Peace' nonsense.

Posted by: Jack Nine at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (0h8aq)

45 At this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (Sm2VJ)

46 New post and no one warned us?

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (53z96)

47 i'm just sitting back waiting for our pro ghey pro islam positions come to a head.....or to be clear heads rolling

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (GVxQo)

48 I wish I had a reality distortion field that strong. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (VtjlW) Don't we all. Btw, told a story near the end of the last thread about the wife and her best friend that you might find entertaining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (da5Wo)

49 I wish I had a reality distortion field that strong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (VtjlW)

 

"Can you see the    SEP?"

-Ford Prefect

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:44 AM (4df7R)

50 I was reading something where they claimed that info KSM gave about some woman being a terrorist was not accurate because he gave her name while being waterboarded. She was the one who when she was arrested and brought in, she grabbed a gun and started shooting at her American interrogators.

Posted by: waldo at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (1hBkG)

51

Nasty people on that list. Bad guys. I wonder if our Govt. shouldn't spend a little more advertising money in the places where these guys live, like instead of giving away F-16's, etc., and see if we couldn't get a few takers. Good money to be made from that list.

Posted by: and irresolute at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (DBH1h)

52 I am hopeful Hillary!, at least, is going to find it matters very much, to Americans

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (nH8jP)

53 That list isn't very PC. Where's Rush Limbaugh and Fox News?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (1Jaio)

54 I think that was the nice way of saying stop it with the ONTing of the day threads you pervs. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (VtjlW) Since when do we get nice things? And when does the Horde get "subtle"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (da5Wo)

55 30 of 31 are Muzzies?  Shit its almost like there is a trend.  I still say that based on the evidence I do not consider Islam a religion.  It is a violent political system.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 05:45 AM (53z96)

56
So any of those pakistanis that the saudis warned us about along with Speedbump and Slackjaw on that list?

I mean despite the WH denying the story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (jKWYf)

57 come on now they're all the skies pro-lifers & Tea Partiers

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (4aIkB)

58 They weren't necessarily in America, but they actively committed criminal acts against American citizens and outposts. Of the two I glanced at, one is on there for his involvement with Khobar Towers, the other for taking part in the hijacking of Flight 73 out of Pakistan, where two American passengers were among the twenty people killed. That's a drone strike.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (z9HTb)

59 I think that was the nice way of saying stop it with the ONTing of the day threads you pervs. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (VtjlW)

Bullshit.  That comes with the Platinum Membership.  Says so right here on page 47.

Moar perv!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (sbV1u)

60 I was reading something where they claimed that info KSM gave about some woman being a terrorist was not accurate because he gave her name while being waterboarded. She was the one who when she was arrested and brought in, she grabbed a gun and started shooting at her American interrogators. Posted by: waldo at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (1hBkG) Aafia Siddiqui? Terrorist scrunt.

Posted by: Mainah at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (659DL)

61 Since when do we get nice things? And when does the Horde get "subtle"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (da5Wo)


We never have nice things and you're missing the nuanced subtly. Layers upon layers.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 01, 2013 05:46 AM (tWmgi)

62 White House Guest Log ABD AL AZIZ AWDA HAKIMULLAH MEHSUD IBRAHIM SALIH MOHAMMED AL-YACOUB FAOUZI MOHAMAD AYOUB OMAR SHAFIK HAMMAMI JEHAD SERWAN MOSTAFA ADAM YAHIYE GADAHN ABDUL RAHMAN YASIN ALI ATWA JABER A. ELBANEH HUSAYN MUHAMMAD AL-UMARI ADNAN G. EL SHUKRIJUMAH MUHAMMAD AHMED AL-MUNAWAR JAMEL AHMED MOHAMMED ALI AL-BADAWI AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI ALI SAED BIN ALI EL-HOORIE ABDULLAH AHMED ABDULLAH ISNILON TOTONI HAPILON RAMADAN ABDULLAH MOHAMMAD SHALLAH HASAN IZZ-AL-DIN DANIEL ANDREAS SAN DIEGO MOHAMMED ALI HAMADEI ABDELKARIM HUSSEIN MOHAMED AL-NASSER AHMAD IBRAHIM AL-MUGHASSIL SAIF AL-ADEL ANAS AL-LIBY WADOUD MUHAMMAD HAFIZ AL-TURKI MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH KHALIL HUSSAIN AR-RAHAYYAL JAMAL SAEED ABDUL RAHIM ZULKIFLI ABDHIR RADDULAN SAHIRON

Posted by: RWC at May 01, 2013 05:47 AM (fWAjv)

63 And the one non-muslim is a vegan animal-rights terrorist.

The MSM narrative has some bugs that need to be worked out.

Posted by: Dang at May 01, 2013 05:47 AM (R18D0)

64

I wonder if our Govt. shouldn't spend a little more advertising money in the places where these guys live, like instead of giving away F-16's, etc., and see if we couldn't get a few takers. Good money to be made from that list.

 

 

Posted by: and irresolute at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (DBH1h)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

we put a HUGE bounty on Bin Laden and the dude who shot up Quantico.  Nothing.  That was tried and does not work

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:47 AM (nH8jP)

65 OBL was on top of the list for years without ever setting foot on US soil.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 10:33 AM (+x8q5)

Didn't he meet at the White House with Bush and the Jews to plan 9/11?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 05:48 AM (/WLC3)

66

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at May 01, 2013 10:42 AM (/kI1Q)

 

Die deutsche Fassung gefällt mir.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 01, 2013 05:48 AM (A0sHn)

67 Muslim terrorists have committed over 20,000 attacks since 9/11 worldwide.
 
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Pages/TheList.htm

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2013 05:48 AM (ccXZP)

68 I read that the douchebag's widdow is now using her maiden name. Has she legally changed it? No.

Posted by: waldo at May 01, 2013 05:49 AM (1hBkG)

69 Just because nearly almost all terrorists are muslum doesn't mean Christianity isn't to blame.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 01, 2013 05:49 AM (VjL9S)

70 Fox has a special on Kermit Gosnell Friday night.  I learned something this morning I'd never heard of.

In l972 abortion rights activists staged a "protest" using 14 women in various stages of pregnancy, and Gosnell was to perform the abortions and they would be witness using public television.  They were apparently "disastrous" (and Fox says the film has disappeared).

This happened on Mother's Day, and was known as the Mother's Day Massacre.

Dear God.

Sorry for the O/T, but I'm still reeling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 05:49 AM (lVPtV)

71 Didn't he meet at the White House with Bush and the Jews to plan 9/11?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (/WLC3)

No, what are you insane?

They met at TGI Friday's.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 05:50 AM (+xmn4)

72 It is a violent political system.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 10:45 AM (53z96)

Exactly.

It's a revolutionary political philosophy using religion as a shield.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 05:50 AM (/WLC3)

73 I think that was the nice way of saying stop it with the ONTing of the day threads you pervs. Moron does not live on outrage alone. Oh, and I assume your intended new career in hearse chasing pharmaceutical liability tort will include proper advertising to manufacture clients inform people of their rights, yes?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at May 01, 2013 05:51 AM (fMiHM)

74

This happened on Mother's Day, and was known as the Mother's Day Massacre.

 

Yep, that was Gosnell.  If I remember correctly, wasn't the other abortionist arrested?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:51 AM (4df7R)

75 This list contains too much mellow-harshing reality. Can't you please resume lying to my face?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 01, 2013 05:51 AM (nsg2T)

76 Didn't he meet at the White House with Bush and the Jews to plan 9/11? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 01, 2013 10:48 AM (/WLC3) Please stop with the conspiracy bullshit. That was at Bohemian Grove. sheesh

Posted by: RWC at May 01, 2013 05:51 AM (fWAjv)

77 No, what are you insane?

They met at TGI Friday's.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 10:50 AM (+xmn4)

 

Exactly.  Otherwise    OBL and co. would have had to sign the guest book. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (4df7R)

78 Ohio takes out the trash early. I believe the guy when he says he didn't mean to kill his girlfriend's daughter. However, he did mean to fuck her and what did he think it would do to a 6 month old baby?? Good riddance. Say high to Tammy down there...

Posted by: waldo at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (1hBkG)

79 So apparently the FBI is still somewhat functioning. I wouldn't make too much light of it or they'll convert it to another agitprop department as well.

Posted by: El Guapo at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (2iGYB)

80

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (lVPtV)


If that man doesn't end up in the electric chair, I honestly do not know what I will do. 


I am at my wit's end with this insanity.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (JwZmB)

81 In l972 abortion rights activists staged a "protest" using 14 women in various stages of pregnancy, and Gosnell was to perform the abortions and they would be witness using public television. They were apparently "disastrous" (and Fox says the film has disappeared). !!!!! Egads. The more I think on things like this, the more I suspect I was lucky to be born at all... Also, the urge for wanton stabification.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (fMiHM)

82 Fox has a special on Kermit Gosnell Friday night. I learned something this morning I'd never heard of. In l972 abortion rights activists staged a "protest" using 14 women in various stages of pregnancy, and Gosnell was to perform the abortions and they would be witness using public television. They were apparently "disastrous" (and Fox says the film has disappeared). This happened on Mother's Day, and was known as the Mother's Day Massacre. Dear God. Sorry for the O/T, but I'm still reeling. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (lVPtV) Do not read about what the procedure was or, well, I don't want ace and the cobs to be visited by the nice men with the black suits and sunglasses and ear pieces so I won't mention what it will make you want to do.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (VtjlW)

83

I think that was the nice way of saying stop it with the ONTing of the day threads you pervs.

 

But what if one is drinking like it's an ONT.  I don't have friends so I'm asking for myself.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 01, 2013 05:52 AM (NF2Bf)

84

Baby take your teeth out try it one time.

 

How's that?

 

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 01, 2013 05:53 AM (jmVS/)

85 BTW, the mother's day massacre?   Good luck finding it on Wikipedia.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:54 AM (4df7R)

86 Moron does not live on outrage alone. Oh, and I assume your intended new career in hearse chasing pharmaceutical liability tort will include proper advertising to manufacture clients inform people of their rights, yes? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at May 01, 2013 10:51 AM (fMiHM) 1-888-RAPTORS! Btw, told a story near the end of the last thread about the wife and her best friend that you might find entertaining. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 01, 2013 10:44 AM (da5Wo) Heh. I saw that. I do hope you did the appropriate that's right bitches strut.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 05:55 AM (VtjlW)

87 Exactly. Otherwise OBL and co. would have had to sign the guest book.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (4df7R)

Little known fact:  Bush planned on killing OBL from cholesterol with a 2,400 calorie burger.  He failed, and that's why 9/11 happened.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 05:55 AM (+xmn4)

88 Fox has a special on Kermit Gosnell Friday night. I learned something this morning I'd never heard of.

In l972 abortion rights activists staged a "protest" using 14 women in various stages of pregnancy, and Gosnell was to perform the abortions and they would be witness using public television. They were apparently "disastrous" (and Fox says the film has disappeared).

This happened on Mother's Day, and was known as the Mother's Day Massacre.

Dear God.

Sorry for the O/T, but I'm still reeling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (lVPtV)





Some art school scrunt tried to do the same thing.  She got herself pregnant, then said she was going to perform an abortion on herself as an "art project" in front of an audience.  As gross and inhumane as that sounds, it ended up being a hoax.

I think she was the same one who came up with the "heteronormative" word way  back when.  At least, that was the first time I heard it when I read about this story on the HQ.

Posted by: EC at May 01, 2013 05:55 AM (GQ8sn)

89 Shoo-Fly pie is Amish terrorism.

Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at May 01, 2013 05:55 AM (KXm42)

90 Little known fact: Bush planned on killing OBL from cholesterol with a 2,400 calorie burger. He failed, and that's why 9/11 happened.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 10:55 AM (+xmn4)

 

If he'd just employed a 32oz Coke     as a failsafe....!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (4df7R)

91 I am at my wit's end with this insanity.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (JwZmB)


Doesn't the jury reconvene today?  If so we will be able to tell how it is going by how long it takes to debate the 5 charges.  It would take me long to say guilty 5 times.

Posted by: Vic at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (53z96)

92

BTW, about the fasting GITMO assholes, fine, let them die.

 

Isn't spring pig roast season?

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (DL2i+)

93 70 Fox has a special on Kermit Gosnell Friday night. I learned something this morning I'd never heard of. In l972 abortion rights activists staged a "protest" using 14 women in various stages of pregnancy, and Gosnell was to perform the abortions and they would be witness using public television. They were apparently "disastrous" (and Fox says the film has disappeared). This happened on Mother's Day, and was known as the Mother's Day Massacre. Dear God. Sorry for the O/T, but I'm still reeling. --- I had heard about his "experiment", but not that it was taped and that the video was "disappeared". Apparently shithead's experiment ended up involving plastic razors that ended up causing major complications for the mothers in addition to everything else.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (+x8q5)

94 Dear God. Sorry for the O/T, but I'm still reeling. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:49 AM (lVPtV) It wasn't so much a 'protest' as it was a product demonstration. I won't post it here but you can use the search terms 'harvey karman' and 'super coil.' I'll just say it involves 97 plastic razors. Fuckers need to burn in hell.

Posted by: RWC at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (fWAjv)

95 but I was told by Sec State Kerry that the biggest threat in the world was global warming?

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:56 AM (nH8jP)

96 Of course the presstitutes will focus on the 1 in 31.

Posted by: steveegg at May 01, 2013 05:57 AM (o44nj)

97

Do not read about what the procedure was or, well, I don't want ace and the cobs to be visited by the nice men with the black suits and sunglasses and ear pieces so I won't mention what it will make you want to do.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at May 01, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW




I just Googled it and read the specifics, which will now give me nightmares.  If Gosnell doesn't get the death penalty, then this country deserves every bit of suffering Barry has planned for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 05:57 AM (lVPtV)

98 30 Muslims and a Vegan walk into a bar...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 01, 2013 05:57 AM (ZshNr)

99 Accusing members of the Religion of Peace of being violent is likely to get your head cut off.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 01, 2013 05:57 AM (SzAZ7)

100 If he'd just employed a 32oz Coke as a failsafe....!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (4df7R)

You just made Bloomberg cry.  The fucking inhumanity. A 32oz coke?  What are you a BARBARIAN?

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 05:57 AM (+xmn4)

101

My bumper sticker for the day (a rehash, oh well): 

"Fight Terrorism, Deport a Muslim" 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 01, 2013 05:58 AM (wbmaj)

102

@ #4 - I'm surprised that fact didn't appear in #1.  We all went right to that point, didn't we? 

 

Born in Bezerkly.  Who woulda thunk?

 

Our "press" is Orwell's nightmare.  "We have always been at war with the Tea Party."

Posted by: RobM1981 at May 01, 2013 05:58 AM (FgxCS)

103

one of the "mothers" needed a hysterectomy after the mother's day massacre

 

war on womyn

 

who ever came up with that device really hates women

 

I would like to see Gosnell have to put it in his rectum as a cure for constipation

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 05:59 AM (nH8jP)

104 9. "Turns out it's a vegan/animal rights dude who blows up biotech labs. Maybe he will convert to Islam and make it unanimous."

Ah, no - the listing also says that he is  "skilled at sailing." While you landlubbers might think that means knowing how to trim the sails or properly anchor a boat, it is actually a reference to having some serious skillz when it comes t' quaffin' th' grog! The Prophet (pbuh) tells us none 'o that demon rum! No, not even a couple of brewskis while your making sure that the hook is not dragging. So conversion to the ROP is not possible fer a swabie!

 "When the anchor goes down, the bottle comes up" is what we tell you people shoreside. "When the anchor goes down, the crew passes out" is much closer to the lubber line.

Posted by: nisi at May 01, 2013 05:59 AM (ALrLs)

105 but I was told by Sec State Kerry that the biggest threat in the world was global warming? Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:56 AM (nH8jP) He signs his twitter posts "JK." I think that's appropriate for just about everything.

Posted by: Mainah at May 01, 2013 05:59 AM (659DL)

106 Of course the presstitutes will focus on the 1 in 31.

Posted by: steveegg at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (o44nj)

 

 

Let them.

I've got a dissertation to write about the chilling effect on animal research and that guy could occupy a whole fucking chapter if they do that .

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 05:59 AM (GaqMa)

107 Here's some heads and other parts cut off by some peaceful members of the religion of peace: warning: disturbing photos: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?paged=2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2013 06:00 AM (INYkK)

108 From the list: "San Diego has ties to animal rights extremist groups. He is known to follow a vegan diet, eating no meat or food containing animal products. In the past, he has worked as a computer network specialist and with the operating system LINUX. San Diego wears eyeglasses, is skilled at sailing, and has traveled internationally. He is known to possess a handgun." Obviously a Tea party Activist.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 01, 2013 06:00 AM (SzAZ7)

109

at least a couple of them look like they enjoy Nascar. you can just see it in their eyes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 01, 2013 06:01 AM (SO2Q8)

110

O/T, carried over since I was the last on the news dump:

 

 

lol....the scoamf's wife is getting her own style app

 

 



I thought "What Not To Wear" was already taken.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 06:01 AM (zF6Iw)

111 New hearings on Benghazi will be held beginning next Wednesday.

PLEASE drag Hillary's big ass back and hammer that bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 06:02 AM (lVPtV)

112 Where In The World Is The Vegan San Diego?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 01, 2013 06:02 AM (ZshNr)

113 about the fasting GITMO assholes

----

I hope they are smelling frying bacon at this time.

 

Posted by: RioBravo at May 01, 2013 10:43 AM (eEfYn)

 

Mmmm, bacon-wrapped beer brats.

Posted by: steveegg at May 01, 2013 06:02 AM (o44nj)

114 Which one is NOT a towel head?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 01, 2013 06:02 AM (wR+pz)

115 lol....the scoamf's wife is getting her own style app


I thought "What Not To Wear" was already taken.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw)

"How to Wear a Curtain with Style" ?

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (+xmn4)

116 Thank God for Fox staying on Benghazi. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (lVPtV)

117 Let them.I've got a dissertation to write about the chilling effect on animal research and that guy could occupy a whole fucking chapter if they do that .

 

Posted by: tsrblke at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (GaqMa)

 

Check that - the presstitutes won't focus on that either.  BTW, start writing.

Posted by: steveegg at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (o44nj)

118 White House Guest Log


Hmm.  Maybe Il Douche is working on a jobs program that focuses on the opening of kebab stores.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (8s1bv)

119

special operator on Fox.  sickening.  could've responded militarily.  could've at least med evac'ed the wounded.  monsters who did this are know, and still walking around cause we don't want to make them mad at us.  not kidding.  and the survivors are being threatened

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (nH8jP)

120

>>>you can just see it in their eyes.

 

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Posted by: Lion Al-Ritchie at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (3ZtZW)

121 PLEASE drag Hillary's big ass back and hammer that bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (lVPtV)

You have to spring it on her the day of, or she might "fall and hit her head" and not make it to the hearing.

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 06:03 AM (+xmn4)

122

If Gosnell doesn't get the death penalty, then this country deserves every bit of suffering Barry has planned for us.



 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 10:57 AM (lVPtV)

 

Sven predicted the other day that the prosecution and defense would eventually bargain down to manslaughter, then, since Gosnell is old and doesn't practice anymore, they'll force him to surrender his MD licence and promise to be a good boy.  Then he'll walk.

 

Bank on it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 06:04 AM (zF6Iw)

123 lol....the scoamf's wife is getting her own style app

The resulting bump in business at mills making fabric for sofas should be enough to life this economy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 01, 2013 06:04 AM (sbV1u)

124 Hmmm...a LINUX man. A Dead giveaway. Not all fuzzy like like having Russian and Saudi intelligence alert on you.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 01, 2013 06:04 AM (SzAZ7)

125

Posted by: RWC at May 01, 2013 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

 

Are any of those names on a terrorist watch list? 

 

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2013 06:05 AM (DrWcr)

126

115lol....the scoamf's wife is getting her own style app


I thought "What Not To Wear" was already taken.Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw)


"How to Wear a Curtain with Style" ?

---

Say yes to the strap-on

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 01, 2013 06:05 AM (SO2Q8)

127 who ever came up with that device really hates women I would like to see Gosnell have to put it in his rectum as a cure for constipation Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 10:59 AM (nH8jP) ------- "Karman, who was not a doctor, was a convicted felon who served 2-1/2 years in prison for the murder of a woman in 1955 after he tried to abort her child in a hotel room with a nutcracker. In spite of his dubious past, he somehow managed to convince the International Planned Parenthood Federation and officials of the country of Bangladesh to bring him into that nation to train native doctors and paramedics on how to perform abortions." ---- The LA Times of course loved him - Harvey Karman, a psychologist and inventor who contributed to women's reproductive health by easing the pain, cost and complexity of abortions, died May 6 in Santa Barbara, Calif. He was 84. Activist, inventor, educator and iconoclast, Mr. Karman was drawn to the plight of women facing unwanted pregnancy in the 1950s, when abortion was illegal. While training in psychology at the University of California, Los Angeles, he started an underground abortion referral service. He eventually performed abortions himself, for which he was convicted and sent to state prison for 2 1/2 years. In the early 1970s, he developed a soft, flexible tube, or cannula, for a device that was widely adopted in the United States and developing countries to perform early abortions. He freely demonstrated its use for doctors and other medical professionals and in 1972 was part of a humanitarian mission to terminate the pregnancies of 1,500 Bangladeshi women who had been raped by Pakistani soldiers. His cannula is still widely used today. "Harvey Karman did more for safe abortion around the world than practically any other person in the world," said Dr. Malcolm Potts, Bixby professor of Population and Family Planning at the University of California, Berkeley, who accompanied Mr. Karman to Bangladesh 35 years ago. "Karman's name is not known, yet his ingenuity and to some extent his courage has made safe abortion available to literally millions of women around the world."

Posted by: RWC at May 01, 2013 06:05 AM (fWAjv)

128

 

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 06:06 AM (+xmn4)

129

PLEASE drag Hillary's big ass back and hammer that bitch.

---

I did that once....once

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 01, 2013 06:06 AM (SO2Q8)

130 I thought "What Not To Wear" was already taken.Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw)

"How to Wear a Curtain with Style" ?
---
Say yes to the strap-on



My Big Fat Wookkie Wedding

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2013 06:06 AM (8s1bv)

131 Are any of those names on a terrorist watch list? I denounce myself. Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (DrWcr) Insomniac, I'm not aware of this notion that any of them appear on a watch list. But I'll find out what exactly you're referring to.

Posted by: Prez. What Me Worry at May 01, 2013 06:08 AM (fWAjv)

132 What i have found of interest re no borders crowd, is the lack of interest in all the be headings and hanging from bridges as warnings that have been occurring on our southern border in the last few years.

Kind of a new thing to Mexico isn't it?

Is this the drug trade - cartels  learning new skills or has this always been so but  I've only heard about it the last few years?

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 06:08 AM (nqBYe)

133 "How to Wear a Curtain with Style" ?
---
Say yes to the strap-on

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 01, 2013 11:05 AM (SO2Q

"How to Make Distorted, Disgusted Faces at Every Mundane Activity You're Involved in And Still be Praised as Beautiful"

Posted by: Heralder at May 01, 2013 06:08 AM (+xmn4)

134 130 I thought "What Not To Wear" was already taken.Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw) Intuit's Managing your Fat Assets.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 01, 2013 06:08 AM (SzAZ7)

135

as long as FLOTUS is now touted by others, and herself, as a style maven I think it is fair game to comment on her looks.  If she is such a "beauty" can she fix those f'ed up teeth?  I haven't seen a bite like that since the movie "Alien".   And what about the droopy eye?  Seriously, botox gone wrong?  When is it OK to point out that all her hair is a wig, so we can stop oooing and ahhhing over it?  gah

 

and since she cares so fucking much about military families, why is she so silent on Ft Hood, the Arkansas recruiter, and Benghazi?  fraud

Posted by: thunderb at May 01, 2013 06:09 AM (nH8jP)

136 fresh nood thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 06:11 AM (lVPtV)

137 thunderb with the PR the administration does with Victims families,  makes one wonder why the fast and furious victims or  benghazi's victims families weren't drug out and put on stage .


ok I'm fibbing  it really doesn't make me  wonder.

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2013 06:13 AM (nqBYe)

138 New hearings on Benghazi will be held beginning next Wednesday.

PLEASE drag Hillary's big ass back and hammer that bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 11:02 AM (lVPtV)




the MFM will ignore the story or twist it and the vast majority of Americans will live in utter ignorance of it and then the MFM will run a poll that the hearings are happening because Republicans are racist and sexist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2013 06:15 AM (1Jaio)

139 Accusing members of the Religion of Peace of being violent is likely to get your head cut off. Oh well. If the goat shits, fuck it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2013 06:15 AM (GFM2b)

140

fresh nood thread


 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2013 11:11 AM (lVPtV)

 

But we weren't done with this one yet.  Hell, we didn't even get to 150.  But if it's nood....

Posted by: steveegg at May 01, 2013 06:16 AM (o44nj)

141 #109-LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2013 06:55 AM (INYkK)

142 Could we quit with the "radicalized" shit now?

Posted by: nip at May 01, 2013 07:31 AM (lGVXf)

143 The guy who isn't a Muslim is a vegan animal rights extremist:

DANIEL ANDREAS SAN DIEGO
San Diego has ties to animal rights extremist groups. He is known to follow a vegan diet, eating no meat or food containing animal products. In the past, he has worked as a computer network specialist and with the operating system LINUX. San Diego wears eyeglasses, is skilled at sailing, and has traveled internationally. He is known to possess a handgun. CAUTION Daniel Andreas San Diego is wanted for his alleged involvement in two bombings in the San Francisco, California, area. On August 28, 2003, two bombs exploded approximately one hour apart on the campus of a biotechnology corporation in Emeryville. Then, on September 26, 2003, one bomb strapped with nails exploded at a nutritional products corporation in Pleasanton. San Diego was indicted in the United States District Court, Northern District of California, in July of 2004.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 01, 2013 08:39 AM (slkJy)

144 Amish terrorists are really old school.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 01, 2013 08:47 AM (5fSr7)

145 I like the one guy who's first name is "Jehad." I guess they didn't get the "lay low" memo.

Posted by: NYC Parent at May 01, 2013 08:59 AM (HEo6y)

146 Old thread, but hey I'm just getting to catch up here on the Ace. As a Lutheran I must confess I'm a badass terrorist, now move a long

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 01, 2013 11:00 AM (HVff2)

147

It gets better. Go back to the FBI homepage and select for 'Terrorists':

http://tinyurl.com/6jfjndr

 

Yields ~50 results (counting 'Benghazi' as one). Of those 50 one is a victim, two are EarthFirst!er types and five are communist bomb-throwers from the 70s-80s. The rest are by all appearances Muslim (Arab or Filipino Abu Sayyaf). Not a single Evangelical/Tea Partier.

Posted by: furious_a at May 01, 2013 07:45 PM (8lw4l)

148

Why didn't they arrest these people right after they took their pictures?   : o

Posted by: Old Corps at May 02, 2013 09:59 AM (kPeSM)

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