July 27, 2018

The Cucks' Favorite Bull Jake Tapper: Anyone Trying to Stop the Mueller Investigation Is "Unpatriotic"
— Open Blogger

Jake Tapper, doing the wife-pleasuring jobs that American #FakeNews conservatives don't want to do.



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1 Typical.

Posted by: Average Guy at July 27, 2018 09:51 AM (KqRop)

2 Afternoon horde

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 27, 2018 09:51 AM (+77kz)

3 If this be treason, make the most of it.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, one of those white guys at July 27, 2018 09:52 AM (RD7QR)

4 corgis called

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 09:53 AM (KUaJL)

5 One day I dream of pleasuring my wife! ...Other than calling an Uber for Paolo.

Posted by: Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro at July 27, 2018 09:53 AM (+sU2m)

6 Someone should ask Tapper if it would be unpatriotic for Trump to wiretap journalists?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 09:54 AM (ODr92)

7 Has anybody ever seen Jake Tapper and the inside of James Comey's asshole in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (H8auu)

8 In that photo Tapper looks like he could be M. Cuomo's sister.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (r9UYA)

9 Smarmy-faced and simple-minded is no way to go through life.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (vkS2Z)

10 Treason is the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: Jake Crapper at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (vtcmf)

11 Anyone Trying to Stop the Mueller Investigation Is "Unpatriotic" Clearly Jake doesn't think he's paying for it. One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste.

Posted by: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel - at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (yQpMk)

12 Jake Tapper has been studing & bulling AND no one told me?!?!?!? Is he interested in fat elderly blondes? Ones that look just like me, but with less yellow teeth?

Posted by: Bill Kristol - Grand Stag of of he Coup-Cucks-Clan at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (+sU2m)

13 Not one tenth of one percent of the effort to screw Trump was used to vet or research Owebama. Fuck you, Tapper. With a broadsword.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (F4u7C)

14 It would be unpatriotic . For a communist patriot.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (ODr92)

15 dammit

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (yQpMk)

16 Jake Tapper's sanctimonious bullshit really chafes me.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 27, 2018 09:55 AM (2sCft)

17 Jake, what the fuck are they investigating? Seriously. There is nothing left to investigate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 09:56 AM (ATVNj)

18 He got nuttin'.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 27, 2018 09:56 AM (EFgOm)

19 Were all of the lefties who criticized Kenneth Starr and demanded that we "move on" unpatriotic?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 09:56 AM (0jtPF)

20 OMG, you guys are cracking me up already. After this thread, can we send this to Tapper?

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 09:56 AM (oiNtH)

21 11 Anyone Trying to Stop the Mueller Investigation Is "Unpatriotic"


Clearly Jake doesn't think he's paying for it.


One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste.

Posted by: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel - at July 27, 2018 02:55 PM (yQpMk)



This,


Why not announce  special council to investigate the kid glove handling of the Clinton Server and all the people used to cover it up or promulgate it's use? 



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (ymnmz)

22 Tapper and Colbert on the same stage? Wow, mental brilliance like that hasn*t been captured on tv since the last taping of the View.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (I9SqL)

23 Muh underwears gets sticky-like when Dreamy Jake talkifies.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (FCAbp)

24 Ahoy!  Jake, give the little woman another spin, - there's a good lad!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (2Mnv1)

25 Patriotism is the last refuge for a scoundrel like you Jake and for Mewler too.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (aB+tO)

26 I was against treason before I was for it.

Posted by: Jake J. Crapper at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (F4u7C)

27 I thought we got away from that call "patriotic" vs. "unpatriotic" rhetoric during the Obama Administration. Because it was so offensive. Guess it made a comeback. Jake the Snake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 09:57 AM (ATVNj)

28 There are a lot of people who want Mueller to stop the investigation.    Talking about stopping the investigation and hurling your body against the chamber door to stop it are not the same things.  We are still allowed to speak our thoughts, eh?


I myself wish the investigation would stop because I think it's stupid.  However, there is no way I can try to stop it.  Which leaves me in the 'still patriotic' column, I guess.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

29 Jake Tapper's wife was also at the top echelons of Murder Inc. So you got a husband wife team that was all about baby murder and gun control. Totally objective, non-partisan couple.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (FquqN)

30 How is Colbert still on the air? His show is unfuckingwatchable. It was when he was on Comedyfree Central. It still is.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (F4u7C)

31 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (zp+xo)

32 Jake, what the fuck are they investigating? Seriously. There is nothing left to investigate. - Nothing left to investigate?! For all we know, Trump may wear mismatched socks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (5Mk4N)

33 OT - I just scored a ticket to the Trump rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA next Thursday! I sure hope I can leave work early and get there.

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (Izzlo)

34 >>One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half
dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members
of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste.

Because he's reinstating the rule of law at DOJ, or so I'm told.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (r9UYA)

35 I prefer Jake from State Farm.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)

36 Oh Jake, how's your book selling? Is it in Big Lots already?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 09:58 AM (aB+tO)

37 Guess it made a comeback. Jake the Snake. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot everything old is new again

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (FZYNt)

38 It's not just that Jake is good, it's that he BELIEVES in good. And he can smell the filthy luchre of powerful men from across the room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (AzW6q)

39 If Mueller stopped the investigation, CNN and MSNBC would have nothing to blather about. Seriously.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (ATVNj)

40 STFU, Dunce.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (yQpMk)

41 Patriotism is the first refuge of the scoundrel.

Posted by: Zombie Ambrose Bierce at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (3HNOQ)

42 Is anyone trying to stop the Mueller investigation? It seems the only guy who could isn't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (fuK7c)

43 One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste. Old school GOPe who has no clue we are in an existential fight. There may not be a way back until after the burning times

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (+77kz)

44 Wait --- no Bible quote, no claim that Mueller is doing God's work? Get with the Dem talking points, dude!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (W+vEI)

45 You know, I get it, the field is tilted. But how can it be that some Russian trying to talk to Trump campaign people about "negative information about Hillary Clinton" - which she didn't have and they did not talk about - is collusion and treason and all that, and yet Hillary Clinton soliciting negative information about Trump from Russians - paying for it and getting it, and then sending it to the FBI multiple times until it stuck - is NOT collusion.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (Z5y53)

46 Manafort will role next

Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 09:59 AM (zp+xo)

47 So, I'm curious. Ace, has Jake blocked you on Twatter?

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (F4u7C)

48 Were all of the lefties who criticized Kenneth Starr and demanded that we "move on" unpatriotic? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF) Reminds me that Kenneth Starr did not have carte blanche like Mueller regard scope of investigation. He had to go back I believe three times to get authorization and a formal outline of what he could investigate.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (ODr92)

49 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame as well as a perjurer and mob enabler.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (yQpMk)

50 This,
Why not announce special council to investigate the kid glove handling of the Clinton Server and all the people used to cover it up or promulgate it's use?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 27, 2018 02:57 PM (ymnmz)


That would imply you can find honest investigators within the DoJ and FBI!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (n9EOP)

51 Jake is a charter member of the Coup-Cucks-Clan.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (LOgQ4)

52 Jake Tapper sat down and talked with Stephen Colbert. How were they able to tell which was which?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (hLRSq)

53 I used to think Jake Tapper was a great guy.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (CwOPz)

54 Collusion isn't a crime. So, all this dog and pony show is going to lead to what, exactly.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (F4u7C)

55 How is Colbert still on the air? His show is unfuckingwatchable. - Coming this fall, The Colbert / Samantha Bee Not A Comedy Hour!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (5Mk4N)

56 31 OT - I just scored a ticket to the Trump rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA next Thursday! I sure hope I can leave work early and get there. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (Izzlo) Stop by Geisinger Hospital and give them my regards, please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (XdWyA)

57 6 Someone should ask Tapper if it would be unpatriotic for Trump to wiretap journalists?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 02:54 PM (ODr92)
____

And while they're at it, ask him if it was unpatriotic to give hundreds billions of dollars of US taxpayer money and the guarantee of nuclear weapons to the leading State sponsor of terrorism.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 10:00 AM (H8auu)

58 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame ----- You know who else was a decorated war hero?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (AzW6q)

59 50 Jake Tapper sat down and talked with Stephen Colbert. How were they able to tell which was which? Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq) heh

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (CwOPz)

60 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam
A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo)




I heard he got discharged for wearing pink underwear with lacy frills.  Might be a rumor though.  Who knows.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

61 OT - I just scored a ticket to the Trump rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA next Thursday! I sure hope I can leave work early and get there. Posted by: josephistan If it was me, I would suddenly come down with a "fever" at work and need to leave

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (oiNtH)

62 I'm still contemplating that "unwanted kissing" thing.

Posted by: Jake Crapper at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (vtcmf)

63 Seems like just yesterday I was saying: Who the hell is Jake Tapper? Another "connected" rectum from the Left, apparently. The incest with this bunch.

Posted by: ro-man at July 27, 2018 10:01 AM (RuIsu)

64 31 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo) _______________________________________________ Das ist nicht richtiig! I was die Gruppenfuehrer at Nurenburg in charge of Russian collusion under the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact! Vere are your papers?

Posted by: Herr Mueller at July 27, 2018 10:02 AM (ATVNj)

65 Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 02:59 PM (Z5y53)

Just repeat to yourself that "There is no longer "one" system of justice in the United States", and all will become clear!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2018 10:02 AM (n9EOP)

66 You don't win medals. You earn them unless your John F'ing Kerry. It is not a game show.

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 10:02 AM (oiNtH)

67 I am getting so sick of this, can we just start the Civil WarII and get it over with?

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (pHfeF)

68 You don't win medals. You earn them unless your John F'ing Kerry. It is not a game show. Shh. She's rolling.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (yQpMk)

69 35 Guess it made a comeback. Jake the Snake. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot everything old is new again Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 02:59 PM (FZYNt) +++ What is Jake's take on the NFL takin' the knee?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (Kcf2u)

70 I heard he got discharged for wearing pink underwear with lacy frills. That Lt. Col. Lacy Frills to you, soldier

Posted by: Lt. Col. Lacy Frills at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (ATVNj)

71 The Cucks' Favorite Bull Jake Tapper: Anyone Trying to Stop the Mueller Investigation Is "Unpatriotic" I get a kick out of it when the America-haters try to call America-lovers "unpatriotic". Barky used to try to pull this shit all the time. The only one who ever called him on it was Michelle Bachman and she got buried under a mountain of whining from the Vichy Right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (ZVU3Y)

72 I clicked the link to read the article and on the sidebar there was an article titled 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' Don't they know there are wildfires raging all over? How insensitive and horrible. Their right to free speech stops where my right to not be offended begins.

Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (/qi1k)

73 29 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo) -------------------------- He also won a spelling bee in 3rd grade. Relevance?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 10:03 AM (0jtPF)

74 Oh how cute. a troll Can we keep it?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:04 AM (FZYNt)

75 If Mueller were a local cop, his lieutenant or chief of detectives would have already shut him down. 18 months of full time investigation and you have zero.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:04 AM (7/YOc)

76 Mewler runs roughshod over lives with the full force of the Federal government behind him. Shouldn't Tapper be speaking truth to power?

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 27, 2018 10:04 AM (cTzpj)

77 The best part of Twitter was watching Ace call out Jake Tapper for the fraud he is. The most annoying part of Twitter was the "conservative" elites praising Jake Tapper. So many "conservatives" I once respected are now dead to me. So much was revealed and changed by Trump running for President.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 10:04 AM (YRXy3)

78 73 If Mueller were a local cop, his lieutenant or chief of detectives would have already shut him down. 18 months of full time investigation and you have zero. Posted by: rickb223 Coffee is for closers. Sit the fuck down Mueller

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (FZYNt)

79 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam



So was John McCain.  Now he is a brain tumor.  With any luck, it might be contagious.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

80 To paraphrase, We are not trying Mueller for his past honorable service. We are trying him for his current dishonorable service.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (ODr92)

81 Thread Update: [X] troll [X] sock puppets ( a given ) [ ] concerned conservatives [ ] reference to 'your' mother fvcking [X] Hitler reference [ ] Fenelon intervention [ ] flame war skirmishes [ ] additional cob intervention Sad, such a low score on a Friday.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (LOgQ4)

82 That was mean.  I should not have typed that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

83 They awarded me a Bronze Star shortly before I murdered 168 people.

Posted by: Timothy McVeigh at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (AzW6q)

84 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' The only thing that's spreading like wildfire is their ability to make up headlines and stories with no basis in fact. The probably sit around and have contests. Who can come up with this best fake headline for this week? Winner get a drink at the local bar

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (AllCR)

85 Early in his career, as a mouthpiece for a leftwing congresswoman and propagandist for Handgun Control, Inc., he was an openly partisan...


Guess what, he is still openly partisen, as are the entire staff of CNN.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2018 10:05 AM (mpXpK)

86 So was John McCain. Now he is a brain tumor. With any luck, it might be contagious. Posted by: grammie winger uhm I think you need a functioning brain to get that particular tumor

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (FZYNt)

87 [Consults card] Mueller was a Ranger war hero in Grenada who was in the USMC hall of fame for his work in the EPA. Also, you're all unpatriotic and hate Mexican children. [Checks card] And trannies. And probably Mexican trannies.

Posted by: Hank, totally not a troll at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

88 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers. Even the MSM has yet to say election results were not changed by the Russians.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (pHfeF)

89 That was mean. I should not have typed that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 03:05 PM (lwiT4)


Yes, for shame, you beat me to it!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (n9EOP)

90 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo) Give him a Boot Monument.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (ZVU3Y)

91 72 Oh how cute. a troll Can we keep it? Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 03:04 PM (FZYNt) _______________________________________________ Rick, we've been down this road before. You take care of it for a week, we buy all kinds of chew toys and then you get bored. Then your mother and I have to feed it, walk it and clean out its litter box. Please just let it go and don't let it in the house. I'm sure someone over at Democrat Underground will show up to claim it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (ATVNj)

92 To lefty journalists, "Patriotism" is a Pavlovian word like "Russia". The lefty news media thinks they can utter it, and conservatives will be manipulated into obeying. Note lefty viewers don't care about patriotism, but they know it's all an act, like Hillary or Obama claiming to be Christian, so it doesn't bother them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (/qEW2)

93 defining the scope of the mueller investigation is literally hitler+treason with a dash of conspiracy to obstruct justice.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (GoLZO)

94 Oh Jake, how's your book selling? Is it in Big Lots already? - Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." Why don't you list some of those accomplishments?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (5Mk4N)

95 29 Mueller was an American war hero in VietnamA USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo)

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You know who else was a war hero?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 10:06 AM (H8auu)

96 The rules for gremlins applies equally well to trolls.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:07 AM (aB+tO)

97 Reading that Erdogan double crossed Trump on the pastor release. They had a prisoner swap deal: Turkey got their terrorist back, then Erdogan only moved Pastor from jail to house arrest instead of full release. No wonder why Trump/Pence came out so fast with sanctions threat.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2018 10:07 AM (G0vdT)

98 Sad, such a low score on a Friday. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 03:05 PM (LOgQ4) We should print out bingo cards

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 10:07 AM (KUaJL)

99 NeverTrumpers to Jack Tapper "Notice me senpai!"

Posted by: Schoolbus Vegabond (Shadowbanned) at July 27, 2018 10:07 AM (vYEdl)

100 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 03:05 PM (LOgQ4) ------ I'm concerned about all these motherfuckers at CNN. Chalk 'em up, Nic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 10:07 AM (AzW6q)

101 seriously, how can tapper say such a thing when there is no legal limit to the mueller investigation. In fact, we really have no idea what he's actually doing, some say that trump hates manafort as much as mueller and if that's the case, who knows what the fuck is going on.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (GoLZO)

102 Grenada? I've had sexual intercourse longer then that military action. Maybe not. It lasted about four minutes though, amiright?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic [/i] at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (LOgQ4)

103 The best part of Twitter was watching Ace call out Jake Tapper for the fraud he is. Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 03:04 PM (YRXy3) Especially how Teh Ewok would talk about Tapper's schizophrenic Twatter habit, where he'd attempt to be relatively professional in his public tweets but would go all little girl bitchcakes in DMs to ace.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (veoSD)

104 Why don't you list some of those accomplishments? She tripled the number of indigent patients ejected from her hospital.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (yQpMk)

105 95 Reading that Erdogan double crossed Trump on the pastor release. They had a prisoner swap deal: Turkey got their terrorist back, then Erdogan only moved Pastor from jail to house arrest instead of full release. No wonder why Trump/Pence came out so fast with sanctions threat. Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2018 03:07 PM (G0vdT) Vaporize Ankara. Seriously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (G4W16)

106 Why don't you list some of those accomplishments? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (5Mk4N) She forced poor, black folk to go to the hospital on the other side of the tracks.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (F4u7C)

107 [Consults card] Mueller was a Ranger war hero in Grenada who was in the USMC hall of fame for his work in the EPA. Also, you're all unpatriotic and hate Mexican children. [Checks card] And trannies. And probably Mexican trannies. Posted by: Hank, totally not a troll at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (RD7QR) Robert Mueller is the warmest, bravest, kindest human being I have ever known.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

108 O Lord, though our iniquities testify against us, do thou it for thy name's sake: for our backslidings are many; we have sinned against thee.

Posted by: Lord Comey at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (2Mnv1)

109 Please just let it go and don't let it in the house. I'm sure someone over at Democrat Underground will show up to claim it. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot Ok Paw, I'll get the gun

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:08 AM (FZYNt)

110 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." Why don't you list some of those accomplishments? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (5Mk4N) Michelle, Michelle. One woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (KUaJL)

111 all trolls are Average Joe who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (Cqc07)

112 "Mueller was an American war hero in VietnamA USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame" --- I've seen memes like this. Mueller is also shady as fuck and overprosecutes the innocent and under-prosecuted whitey bulger. put that in your pipe.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (GoLZO)

113 11 If, least the Sessions defenders go bonkers, I stress if, Sessions were a part of the deep state trying to roll Trump, what would he be doing different? Insert "I am sure behind the scenes he is trying to restore order, rather than mostly just get worked up that someone, somewhere is using marijuana. Cause that will bring down the country, not an attempted coup that will leave people on both sides resigned to a shooting war to be done with each other."

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (Ojki1)

114 I couldn't understand what Tapper or Colbert were saying because they both had each other's dicks in their mouths.

Posted by: Cucks Just Can't Stop 69'ing Each Other at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (YRXy3)

115 Manafort worked with the Podestas a lot longer than he worked on the Trump campaign. Who, exactly, do you think he's going to roll on?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (JKNZq)

116 The rules for gremlins applies equally well to trolls. Don't get them wet?

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (yQpMk)

117 I had sex in a 1980 Ford Granada. Can I get a medal?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (ATVNj)

118 7 years into the Trump administration and Mueller will still be at this.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:09 AM (pHfeF)

119 [Consults card] Mueller was a Ranger war hero in Grenada who was in the USMC hall of fame for his work in the EPA. Also, you're all unpatriotic and hate Mexican children. [Checks card] And trannies. And probably Mexican trannies. ---- also trump is cheeto mcDotard but he's had penthouse pets tell Daily Mail he's a great lay. so...?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (GoLZO)

120 I also had sex in a 1980 Gremlin. Can I get another medal for that too?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (ATVNj)

121 >>>43 You know, I get it, the field is tilted. But how can it be that some Russian trying to talk to Trump campaign people about "negative information about Hillary Clinton" - which she didn't have and they did not talk about - is collusion and treason and all that, and yet Hillary Clinton soliciting negative information about Trump from Russians - paying for it and getting it, and then sending it to the FBI multiple times until it stuck - is NOT collusion. Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 02:59 PM (Z5y53) Possession of Democratium. Game over.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (CwOPz)

122 100 Grenada? I've had sexual intercourse longer then that military action. Maybe not. It lasted about four minutes though, amiright? Posted by: Forgot My Nic braggart. I suppose you used the extra 3 minutes and 45 seconds for "pillow talk"

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (FZYNt)

123 114 The rules for gremlins applies equally well to trolls. Don't get them wet? Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 03:09 PM (yQpMk) Dont' feed them after midnight?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (KUaJL)

124 fuckall these gutless, no talent, knob slobbering, commie, piles of primate excrement. soros is really getting his three bucks worth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (KP5rU)

125 #ButHerEmails #BengahziHoax #FakeIRSscandal Amazing what strange new respect these people have for investigations of WH/federal misdeed!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (W+vEI)

126 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' - Has anybody in real life actually met someone who voted Trump and who now regrets it? "Boy, what this country needs is the corruption, incompetence and sociopathy of a Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (5Mk4N)

127 Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era

Wow. That one was pulled from deep within some lefty publisher's arse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (vtcmf)

128 I had sex in a 1980 Ford Granada. Can I get a medal? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:09 PM (ATVNj) No, but you will get an invite to the Hall of Shame induction ceremony.

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:10 AM (F4u7C)

129 "Manafort worked with the Podestas a lot longer than he worked on the Trump campaign. Who, exactly, do you think he's going to roll on?" ------------ right, manafort was campaign manager for 40 days? what could he have possibly done in that period of time?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (GoLZO)

130 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (ATVNj)

131 Because nothing is more patriotic than letting an unconstitutional SC with an undefined mandate and scope, unlimited budget and no timeline to completion, run amok, resurrecting unrelated, nearly decades old previously investigated and cleared investigations to charge an associate of the sitting President and perjury trapping others, squeezing them to plead guilty. Raiding the lawyers office of the sitting President of the US by sealed warrant, ripping asunder the very foundations of our legal system - Attorney Client Privileged and wantonly leaking damaging but not criminal information gleaned from your unholy raid. And on and on... YEAH, THAT"S FUCKING PATRIOTIC TAPPER YOU PIECE OF SHIT. You know what, I'm going to fly that on banner over Jake Tappers house while throwing bags of shit into his pool. Dipshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (FquqN)

132 I had sex in a '92 Topaz. I needz a medal and a back adjustment

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (FZYNt)

133 I had sex in a 1980 Ford Granada. Can I get a medal? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot Did that once. '74 Pinto. I just want to get the badging impression removed from my ass cheek.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (7/YOc)

134 I also had sex in a 1980 Gremlin.



I call B.S.  No one is even going to get to second base in a Gremlin.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)

135 Tapper is my hero!

Posted by: Lady Stelter at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (yhf6w)

136 When will OJ join Meuller's team?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (aB+tO)

137 Who's stopping Mewler? He's crashing through DS enemies like a crack monkey/big Koolaid pitcher hellspawn

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (WoSlu)

138 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj)




Dude, air mattress in the truck "bed"!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (n9EOP)

139 2nd base was for Mavericks.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (yQpMk)

140 Michelle's accomplishments? 1. She totally did that hashtag thing when some girls were abducted by religious zealots. 2. She succeeded in getting herself portrayed like a fasion plate even though she has a body like Jim Carey's professional female athlete character on In Living Color.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (FCAbp)

141 The rules for gremlins applies equally well to trolls. Don't get them wet? Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 03:09 PM (yQpMk) Dont' feed them after midnight? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 03:10 PM (KUaJL) Send in the Big Billy Goat Gruff?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (hLRSq)

142 132 I also had sex in a 1980 Gremlin. I call B.S. No one is even going to get to second base in a Gremlin. Posted by: grammie winger depends which Palm Sister it was with

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (FZYNt)

143 I was awarded a Navy Cross, and then sold my office to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Duke Cunningham at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (AzW6q)

144 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." Why don't you list some of those accomplishments? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (5Mk4N) Well, having sex with Barack Obama for one. You think that*s not an accomplishment? Try doing it once he finds out you don*t have a penis.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 27, 2018 10:12 AM (I9SqL)

145 speaking of mueller...I mean saint mueller the jarhead. you know what else is meddling? I'm trying to remember but Ted Stevens? right? He's not the only one getting zapped by bullshit AGs to influence an election. wasn't this or other political hitjobs from mueller?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (GoLZO)

146 86 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers...... Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (pHfeF) ---------------------------------- Propaganda works --- at least up to a point.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (0jtPF)

147 So, if you had sex in a Granada and a Ford Ranger, do you qualify for a Mueller Award?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (ATVNj)

148 128 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat. I had a '72 Maverick with a back seat. Unpossible. The seats folded towards each other as they went forward.

Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (QMG5F)

149 Michelle iconic?

*looks at official portrait*

ROTLFMCAO

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (aB+tO)

150 I've had sex in Milan and Minsk. Can I at least get a stick-on star?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (fuK7c)

151 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj) That and the Ranger wasn't in production until 1983, so there's that.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:13 AM (F4u7C)

152 legalinsurrection - education secretary Betsy Devoss yacht vandalized It was set adrift and it crashed into a dock

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (pHfeF)

153 141 I was awarded a Navy Cross, and then sold my office to the highest bidder. Posted by: Duke Cunningham at July 27, 2018 03:12 PM (AzW6q) ______________________________________________ How Democrat of you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (ATVNj)

154 No reporter can make an honest claim to be making fair claims about the Mueller investigation. the media has far too much skin in the game.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (nBr1j)

155 Military service gives you the benefit of the doubt in my book but it's not a get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (ODr92)

156 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj) ----- Rookie mistake. This is why you put a topper on it, and haul a mattress in the back. Tres chic.

Posted by: Duke Cunningham at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (AzW6q)

157 134 When will OJ join Meuller's team? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 03:12 PM (aB+tO) Still looking for the guy who killed whatshername. Totally focused.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

158 149 I almost had sex in a 1980 Ford Ranger, but there was no back seat. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj) That and the Ranger wasn't in production until 1983, so there's that..... Posted by: Sponge He probably told her it was 6" too

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (FZYNt)

159 robert mueller is directly responsible for most crimes committed by whitey bulger. whitey hid in plain fucking sight for years. mueller is a subversive pedophile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (KP5rU)

160 on the plus side, Hillary would probably be on vacation a lot (mostly passed out in the Lincoln Bedroom) preventing her from doing too much damage. on the minus side, that meant John Wayne Gacy Keane and his antifa son would be running the place

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (Cqc07)

161 And all this time I thought it was the rise of the Feminazi Lesbo's and suspending first grade boys for stealing a kiss from his female classmate.. https://tinyurl.com/yd8fhske

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 27, 2018 10:14 AM (ICWiF)

162 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers. Even the MSM has yet to say election results were not changed by the Russians. People who have stated that the Russians did not change the election results: Trump Rod Rosenstein Obama Clapper Brennan The 17 Intelligence Agencies Lynch Comey The only reason why Dems are believing that in the face of everyone saying that it did not happen is because they wanted their Hillary and they diddn't get it.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (Z5y53)

163 82 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' The only thing that's spreading like wildfire is their ability to make up headlines and stories with no basis in fact. The probably sit around and have contests. Who can come up with this best fake headline for this week? Winner get a drink at the local bar Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 03:05 PM (AllCR) Just waiting for '4.1% GDP is the result of Obama's genius and foresight.' I talked with a friend the other day who said 'well you know it's Obama's economy that Trump inherited.' No words.

Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (/qi1k)

164 Off, Top Gun sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (AzW6q)

165 That and the Ranger wasn't in production until 1983, so there's that..... Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 03:13 PM (F4u7C) ________________________________________________ Well, if Mueller can indict corporations that weren't in existence . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (ATVNj)

166 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming.


Oh, so she's finally coming clean about (becoming) transitioning to a dude.  Before she married Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (ptqGC)

167 Rush was saying that the Democrats will in the future believe every election they lose will be because numbers have been tampered with.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:15 AM (pHfeF)

168 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers...... Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (pHfeF) ---------------------------------- Propaganda works --- at least up to a point. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 03:13 PM (0jtPF) And 90% still thinks Palin said she could see Russia from her house.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (ODr92)

169 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. ----- A Man?

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (kSi4D)

170 Military service gives you the benefit of the doubt in my book but it's not a get out of jail free card. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 03:14 PM (ODr92) Exactly. I knew some righteous dickweeds in the service whom I would not trust at all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (xPJvm)

171 But didn't Deimoscr@ps say that voter fraud was nothing? So why the concern about voter tampering now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (aB+tO)

172 86 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers. Even the MSM has yet to say election results were not changed by the Russians.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (pHfeF)

____

That's all? That's far less than the number of Dems who salute Ted Kennedy for being a hero to and uplifting women.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (H8auu)

173 No reporter can make an honest claim to be making fair claims about the Mueller investigation. the media has far too much skin in the game. --- all we know about meuller (based on leaks and indictments) is: 1. he's squeezing folks like flynn and manafort 2. he indicted some russians for blogging in the first degree 3. he indicted russia intel folks 4. he's not ready for trial in any of these instances plus bonus for the trolls: 5. he overcharges/under pleas. 6. he seems to not be bound by DOJ guidelines 7. based on the leaks, he doesn't seem to be bound by any actual legal framework of what a crime is

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:16 AM (GoLZO)

174 Well, if Mueller can indict corporations that weren't in existence . . . Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 27, 2018 03:15 PM (ATVNj) You drive a good point.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:17 AM (F4u7C)

175 150 legalinsurrection - education secretary Betsy Devoss yacht vandalized It was set adrift and it crashed into a dock Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:14 PM (pHfeF) Someday soon somebody's going to get killed. And the leftists will applaud.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:17 AM (RD7QR)

176 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' --- insert gif of skeptical jennifer lawrence

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:17 AM (GoLZO)

177 How can a guy who works for CNN every be seriously considered non-partisan.

Is that like being a Russian Spy, but not working for the Russians?
A Pedophile who doesn't like children?
A MSM journalist who DIDN'T vote for Hillary?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 27, 2018 10:17 AM (37IEG)

178 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. Is this a take off on that old fashioned word-becoming? "You look very becoming in that outfit." Doesn't work. Or if not what is she "becoming"? What state is she altering into?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)

179 Kaine *

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2018 10:18 AM (Cqc07)

180 I got laid on a moon light rowboat ride once. heh heh Aluminum row boats are noisy when you get busy with your girl plus the next day your knees have a rash from a rubbing the sandy boat bottom.. FYI...

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 27, 2018 10:18 AM (ICWiF)

181 Full title Becoming a Man?

Posted by: steevy at July 27, 2018 10:18 AM (LiyEm)

182 [Consults card] Mueller was a Ranger war hero in Grenada who was in the USMC hall of fame for his work in the EPA. Also, you're all unpatriotic and hate Mexican children. [Checks card] And trannies. And probably Mexican trannies. ------------------------- Mexican Trannies volume 7 was a great DVD.

Posted by: Obama at July 27, 2018 10:18 AM (WrMOC)

183 The haters are trying to destroy Jake Tapper. Donate today to help us save this honest and respected journalist. Call now...operators are standing by.

Posted by: Clinton crime wave at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (yhf6w)

184 The markets are down because of horrid earnings reports. Futures are down across the board. Every investor knows the Fed is going to raise rates big time because of widespread inflation caused by Trump's insane tax policies. Nobody trusts Trumpenomics long term - for good reasons. Hopefully the Trump bubble will collapse long before it ruins as many lives as the W housing bubble did.

Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (0HXB0)

185 Klingon or Xenomorph?

Which is it Michelle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (aB+tO)

186 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo) so, to quote the democrats and leftists of the time, he was a top "baby killer"? and NOW they support him? I wonder if Jane Fonda has a high opinion of him...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (8D42x)

187 175 How can a guy who works for CNN every be seriously considered non-partisan. Is that like being a Russian Spy, but not working for the Russians? A Pedophile who doesn't like children? A MSM journalist who DIDN'T vote for Hillary ---------- CNN has super low ratings that are stupidly boosted by airport lounges and hospital lobbies. How can anyone pretend they're relevant.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (GoLZO)

188 >>>Mooch has a new book out, Becoming.<<<
Anybody have a link to Michelle flossing?   Her summer penis must be raging in this heat.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (2Mnv1)

189 Full title Becoming a Man?


"Becoming Michael"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (ptqGC)

190 165 Rush was saying that the Democrats will in the future believe every election they lose will be because numbers have been tampered with. Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:15 PM (pHfeF) Right, because of that Russian guy with the floppy disk going from poll to poll. Starts in Maine, ends up in Hawaii. Guy's in great shape.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

191 I had sex in the back of a '72 Jeep CJ-5. I think my back still hates me for that.

Posted by: Bosk at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (fjMEv)

192 Mexican Trannies volume 7 was a great DVD. Posted by: Obama Mexican Midget Tranny Wrestlers Volume 6 was the bomb!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (7/YOc)

193 184 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame --- right, now do petreus or flynn

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (GoLZO)

194 I talked with a friend the other day who said 'well you know it's Obama's economy that Trump inherited.' We know it all too well: https://tinyurl.com/yamukfyh U.S. economic growth slowed in 2016 to 1.6% Last Updated Jan 27, 2017 10:03 AM EST WASHINGTON - The U.S. economy lost momentum in the final three months of 2016, closing out a year in which growth turned in the weakest performance in five years, with the yearly rate down to 1.6 percent. ... For all of 2016, the economy grew 1.6 percent. It was the worst showing since 2011 and down from 2.6 percent growth in 2015. President Donald Trump has set a goal of doubling growth through an ambitious stimulus program featuring tax cuts, deregulation and higher infrastructure spending.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:19 AM (yQpMk)

195 Hey Fenelon, I'm curious around where in NJ are you doing your MoMe?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 10:20 AM (hMwEB)

196

 

 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers......

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (pHfeF)

 

 

Sounds like it's a good time to push for strict voter ID laws.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 10:20 AM (10vO4)

197 Call now...operators are standing by. Standing by what?

Posted by: Forrest Gump at July 27, 2018 10:20 AM (ATVNj)

198 https://www.becomingmichelleobama.com/ Hope her ghostwriter was paid well!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at July 27, 2018 10:20 AM (W+vEI)

199 throughout the cold war patriotism was the province of conservatives. now it is the left that wraps itself in the flag and accuses the right of being unpatriotic. no matter how destructive of the constitution at home or globalist their position in foreign affairs, they claim they are the truly patriotic americans. someone should do an article...

Posted by: mjc at July 27, 2018 10:20 AM (Pg+x7)

200 Jake Tapper ? *spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 27, 2018 10:21 AM (yN/cP)

201 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' I regret that Trump didn't have a mini gun installed in the press room podium.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 10:21 AM (kSi4D)

202 One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste. Posted by: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel - at July 27, 2018 02:55 PM (yQpMk) --- sshhhh, the new Attorney General in Trump's second term will settle all the business....

Posted by: the Butcher at July 27, 2018 10:21 AM (DIosY)

203 Exactly. I knew some righteous dickweeds in the service whom I would not trust at all. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 03:16 PM This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Members of the Order of the Blue Falcon at July 27, 2018 10:21 AM (ctuyM)

204 130 I had sex in a '92 Topaz. I needz a medal and a back adjustment Posted by: Rick in SK 72 Vega bitches ~drops mike~

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)

205 Rush just said a poll of Dumbocrats 55% think Russia actually tampered with election numbers...... Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (pHfeF) I'm sure this is going to manifest itself in support for sensible voter fraud protection.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (KUaJL)

206 https://www.becomingmichelleobama.com/

Hope her ghostwriter was paid well!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 03:20 PM (W+vEI)



An emo 14 y.o. girl could probably write it for her, misspellings and all.



That photo is amazing.  Her angry frowny wrinkles were nicely airbrushed out. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (ptqGC)

207 ... i almost never hear republicans or conservative pundits accuse the left or democrats of being unpatriotic.

Posted by: mjc at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (Pg+x7)

208 Mueller indicted a Russian corporation for activities prior to its creation. Is this in fact evidence of Slavotronic time-travel? Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (HsQCW)

209 178 I got laid on a moon light rowboat ride once. heh heh Aluminum row boats are noisy when you get busy with your girl plus the next day your knees have a rash from a rubbing the sandy boat bottom.. FYI... Posted by: sOME mORON at July 27, 2018 03:18 PM (ICWiF) Dad?

Posted by: batterup at July 27, 2018 10:22 AM (U2JQS)

210 A $904,000 horse head...

https://apnews.com/570bb993fc8f474fb7177f9d9bd0079c

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:23 AM (aB+tO)

211 CNN. Make cable al la carte and watch them go out of business in less than 2 weeks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2018 10:23 AM (EoRCO)

212 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming Her second choice for the title, by the way. She was all in for Fetching until someone explained the hidden meaning to her. Rrrrrrrrruff!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (XdWyA)

213 189 I had sex in the back of a '72 Jeep CJ-5.

Oh, I thought that said I had sex WITH the back of a '72 Jeep CJ-5.

I thought for a moment there was something I was missing out on.

Posted by: Snake Trapper at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (37IEG)

214 A $904,000 horse head...

https://apnews.com/570bb993fc8f474fb7177f9d9bd0079c

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 03:23 PM (aB+tO)



Bears a striking resemblance to John Kerry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (ptqGC)

215 Query - Does anyone know what Mueller did to receive his Bronze Star? The star can be given out for non-combat 'meritorious service'. That's why there's a "V" device for those awarded for 'valor'. Does his star have a 'v' or did he get it for keeping his CO's shined especiallhy nice in the mud?

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (uHo4H)

216 I had sex in a '92 Topaz. I needz a medal and a back adjustment Posted by: Rick in SK 72 Vega bitches ~drops mike~ Posted by: wrg500 New or used?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (7/YOc)

217 Anyone in the horde have any guess why Sessions is still AG?

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 10:24 AM (oiNtH)

218 She was all in for Fetching until someone explained the hidden meaning to her. Rrrrrrrrruff! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2018 03:24 PM (XdWyA) ---- Felching It was Felching, not Fetching.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (vIjh1)

219 >>>Vaporize Ankara. Seriously. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 03:08 PM (G4W16) No, don't. Seriously.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (CwOPz)

220 Did that once. '74 Pinto. I just want to get the badging impression removed from my ass cheek. Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 03:11 PM Could be protective, should you ever land in prison.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (ctuyM)

221 >>>Reading that Erdogan double crossed Trump on the pastor release. Oh he just fucked up big time. LOL, sucks to be you, Eddy!

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (q177U)

222 Poll Dumbocrats on how many Mexican illegals voted in the last election

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (pHfeF)

223 That's why there's a "V" device for those awarded for 'valor'. Does his star have a 'v' or did he get it for keeping his CO's shined especiallhy nice in the mud? Posted by: Lurking Cynic His has a "Y"

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)

224 Anyone in the horde have any guess why Sessions is still AG?

Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 03:24 PM (oiNtH)



I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (ptqGC)

225 Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 03:19 PM (0HXB0) I still remember with fondness the evening we spent in your dad's old '62 Rambler after the prom. I was young and sweet and you were eager and energetic and sooooo handsome. And here you are now-still energetic, (and I betya shill handsome) bringing us this comments filed with phenom insight on economics and a near psychic ability to predict the future. Thanks so much!!

Posted by: Kylie at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (AllCR)

226 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming Becoming what? Michael?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (7/YOc)

227 The markets are down because of horrid earnings reports. Futures are down across the board. Every investor knows the Fed is going to raise rates big time because of widespread inflation caused by Trump's insane tax policies. Nobody trusts Trumpenomics long term - for good reasons. Hopefully the Trump bubble will collapse long before it ruins as many lives as the W housing bubble did. Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 03:19 PM (0HXB0) DOW down .33% at close of day. Horrid earnings driven by the collapse of Facebook and Twitter (good riddance *spit*). And I know it's really terrible that all those people with money in the bank that have been making .1%-.5% interest for the last 10 years are finally going to have some options. That mean old Trump! How could he be such a doo-doo head!

Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at July 27, 2018 10:25 AM (/qi1k)

228 You know who else was a war hero? Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 03:06 PM (H8auu) So Mueller is Rambo now?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 27, 2018 10:26 AM (/qEW2)

229 Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 03:19 PM (0HXB0 I know you're a Sock now. You overplayed the hand just a tiny bit. But if you're not a Sock, you are one dumb douche nozzle and should be embarrassed.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:26 AM (ODr92)

230 New or used? Posted by: rickb223 10 yrs old at the time

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:26 AM (Bdeb0)

231 >>>"In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." Blecch.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:26 AM (CwOPz)

232 Or if not what is she "becoming"? What state is she altering into?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 03:18 PM (AllCR)

_____

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 10:26 AM (H8auu)

233 Anyone in the horde have any guess why Sessions is still AG? Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 03:24 PM Because getting paid a full salary and not doing anything is a good gig?

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (pHfeF)

234

 

Query - Does anyone know what Mueller did to receive his Bronze Star? The star can be given out for non-combat 'meritorious service'.

 

 

It was with the V device and it was for rescuing a wounded soldier during a fire fight.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (10vO4)

235 It looks like the GOP warmonger fuckholes passed a bill that prohibits military to military cooperation with Russia. Trump had signaled he wanted to work with Russia to solve the Syria crisis. You know the GOP sure likes to see Americans killed in pointless wars. Assholes.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (FquqN)

236 130 I had sex in a '92 Topaz. I needz a medal and a back adjustment Posted by: Rick in SK 72 Vega bitches ~drops mike~ Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 03:22 PM (Bdeb0) I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Posted by: Humpty Dance at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (EoRCO)

237 Renault Alliance. mic drop.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (Z5y53)

238 Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 03:22 PM Have Ancient Slavonaut theorists ever said no?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (ctuyM)

239 221 That's why there's a "V" device for those awarded for 'valor'.

Does his star have a 'v' or did he get it for keeping his CO's shined especiallhy nice in the mud?
Posted by: Lurking Cynic

His has a "Y"

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 03:25 PM (Bdeb0)


he's in the Ranger Hall of Fame for single handedly going behind enemy lines all by himself, completely alone, and bringing out one of our dead. 

I know, I was with him.  But since he was alone they didn't give me a medal.

Posted by: Snake Trapper at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (37IEG)

240 One thing I don't understand is why Sessions hasn't appointed a half dozen Special Councils with unlimited portfolios to go after members of the Obama administration. Give them a good taste. --- I would've thought that super-hitler would've done this the moment they harassed his baby girl.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:27 AM (GoLZO)

241 Rommel and Hitler earned medals too; what*s your point.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

242 I mean, sure, you have to give the troll credit. It's clever, any economic bump or gain during a GOP presidency is a bubble. now do bill clitnon.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (GoLZO)

243 Just saw Twitter's down 17% today. Good riddance to them and facebook, though that's probably getting too far ahead.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (72PAC)

244 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 03:20 PM (hMwEB) Somerset County. Someone assured me that there is no Central Jersey, but "I believe! I believe!". If that isn't too far, hope you can come.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (AllCR)

245 Quim Mewler has a "V" for fighting the lizard aliens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (IqV8l)

246 It was with the V device and it was for rescuing a wounded soldier during a fire fight.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 03:27 PM (10vO4)

and it was practically the first time anyone has ever done that! So he got a medal for it!

Posted by: Snake Trapper at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (37IEG)

247 >>>"In a life filled with meaningspiritedness and no accomplishments, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling ridiculous women of our era."


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

248 228 New or used? Posted by: rickb223 10 yrs old at the time Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0) Too old

Posted by: Harry "Searchlight Strangler" Reid at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (Izzlo)

249 236 Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 03:22 PM Have Ancient Slavonaut theorists ever said no? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2018 03:27 PM (ctuyM) When the bartender tried to cut them off. That was pretty tense.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

250 New or used?
Posted by: rickb223

10 yrs old at the time

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Dude!  *fistbump*

Posted by: Creepy hollywood pedo at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (5jVnA)

251 unlimited  untethered witch hunt by the criminal HillaryMob
to bring down a duly elected president putting America First(instead of putting globalists on course of global government, end of American sovereignty)
patriotic to some new world order --- some Stalinist shadow government.  Yeah, that sums up the Tapper/Leftist "patriotism".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (bT8Z4)

252 Maybe someday we will find out Michelle is a trannie. Until then, it seem more likely that to keep her expressive-wristed husband happy she always wears a strap on something or other. She does not do a very good job of covering it up sometimes, maybe she doesn't want to. If she doesn't deny it, it must be true.

Posted by: Just Asking Questions at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (cTzpj)

253 >>Anyone in the horde have any guess why Sessions is still AG?

Because PDT can't find him?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (r9UYA)

254 i lost my virginity in the back seat of my mom's 80's silver Granada after a Headeast concert at Lake Okoboji Iowa. True story .. Her name was Molly

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (iWo0u)

255 72 Vega bitches ~drops mike~ 72 Vega GT. Burned as much oil as it did gas. Remember the poor man's Ferrari Ford Panterra? A guy in my neighborhood wedged a 390 behind the back seat of a Pinto and called it a poor man's Panterra. It didn't last long.

Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (QMG5F)

256 236. Nope. Makes them very popular, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (HsQCW)

257 Any leftist who mentions patriotism deserves a baseball bat in the teeth.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2018 10:29 AM (xjiRE)

258 >>Mooch has a new book out, Becoming Red Dragon was taken.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

259 " Mueller indicted a Russian corporation for activities prior to its creation. Is this in fact evidence of Slavotronic time-travel? " -------- mueller spent 1.5 years investigating national security concerns about russia hacking our elections (whatever the fuck that all means) and he hasn't even searched the servers. - - - - or has he? any indictments surrounding Weiner's lapttop?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (GoLZO)

260 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Posted by: Humpty Dance at July 27, 2018 03:27 PM (EoRCO)


VS change room.

Posted by: Creepy hollywood pedo at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (5jVnA)

261 Dude! *fistbump* Posted by: Creepy hollywood pedo So you live by the saying "old enough to pee old enough for me"?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

262 Twitter down 17%? It's all the conservatives being blocked

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (pHfeF)

263 Michelle is a Nexus? A bad skin job, a T-600?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (aB+tO)

264 almost never hear republicans or conservative pundits accuse the left or democrats of being unpatriotic. Posted by: mjc at July 27, 2018 03:22 PM (Pg+x7) You forgot the sarcasm tag and also the reasoning why the anthem kneeling, America blaming , open borders illegal immigrants before citizens , military hating , flag burning Left is called unpatriotic by the Right.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (ODr92)

265 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming. ----- Did she steal that from Red Dragon? Barky stole his book title from his anti-American. anti-Western, white-hating "pastor"'s sermon so ... I guess title thievery runs in the family. Not much you can do if you don't have original thoughts ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 10:30 AM (ZVU3Y)

266 Hard to know what to think about any of this until we get Tater's Take.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (ctuyM)

267 I've never questioned the patriotism of the Left.

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (Izzlo)

268 Anyone in the horde have any guess why Sessions is still AG?

***

Two possibilities:

1) Sessions is superagent man doing stuff behind the scenes.

2) The GOPe has told Trump he isn't getting a non-GOPe AG if he fires Sessions. So Trump has to deal with his current blackmailed AG or a new NeverTrumper one.

I lean towards #2.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (eSx+E)

269 like Obama kept saying "that's not who WE are"
who is this WE they keep talking about?

Fundamental transformation of America was necessary to Obama .. means Obama's "WE" was not America.  (if it was, he would not need to fundamentally transform US)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (bT8Z4)

270 Mike Obama's ghost writer misspelled "Beclowning"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (xPJvm)

271 6 Has anybody ever seen Jake Tapper and the inside of James Comey's asshole in the same room at the same time? Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 02:55 PM (H8auu) No. Hell no.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (NLLmE)

272 So Kyle is confirmed?

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (NLLmE)

273 Its titled Becoming because Being There was already taken.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:31 AM (aB+tO)

274 All you guys and your backseat conquests.... On a piece of cardboard in an abandoned warehouse. That's classy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2018 10:32 AM (qM2qy)

275 72 Vega GT. Burned as much oil as it did gas. Remember the poor man's Ferrari Ford Panterra? A guy in my neighborhood wedged a 390 behind the back seat of a Pinto and called it a poor man's Panterra. It didn't last long. Posted by: DanMan My wife sold the Vega to a guy that was going to drop a small block in it.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)

276 MG Midget. 


*mic drop*

I'll collect my winnings at the window.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:32 AM (ptqGC)

277 sessions is a sunk cost. we already lost his senate seat and to be fair the guy is super hard core on immigration. which is the biggest issue folks care about. remember, immigration 18% - russia 1%

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:32 AM (GoLZO)

278 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade ---- Unless his Bronzie has "V"... piss off. And he's *in* the Ranger Hall of fame for being top FBI dog, not for anything he did as a Marine. ....ummmmmm You knew he was a Marine and not a Ranger.... right??? Like... I bet you knew "why" he's in the Ranger Hall of Fame as a Marine. You know Rangers are Army and Marines are Navy... right??? Or .... Occams Razor says you just copy and paste shit as you find it.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 10:32 AM (vIjh1)

279 I see Jack Straw beat me to it ... Drat! Foiled again!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (ZVU3Y)

280 271 Its titled Becoming because Being There was already taken. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 03:31 PM (aB+tO) Transitioning was a little too on the nose

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (Izzlo)

281 We are way far apart on this Jakie. Most people think anyone who puts Mueller and his subversive team of democrats on the gallows IS a patriot.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (q6u2X)

282 What's a "sock"?

Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (0HXB0)

283 Tree fort.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

284 Its titled Becoming because Being There was already taken. --- this is like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (GoLZO)

285 If that isn't too far, hope you can come. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR) My car is in bad shape, I can't. Will be there in spirit.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (hMwEB)

286

 

and it was practically the first time anyone has ever done that! So he got a medal for it!

 

Posted by: Snake Trapper at July 27, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)

 

 

There  are  plenty  of   things   to  rip  Mueller   for , his  Vietnam   service  isn't   one  of  them.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (10vO4)

287 Jake Tapper has a rather butch name for an obvious poofter. "Now, she's hawt!" "I'd Tapper!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (9BLnV)

288 Posted by: Jane D'oh You did a Midget?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)

289 '62 Plymouth Valiant.  Pushbutton tranny.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2018 10:34 AM (2Mnv1)

290 >>Drat! Foiled again! DO YOU SEE???!!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2018 10:34 AM (/tuJf)

291 Maybe someday we will find out Michelle is a trannie. Until then, it seem more likely that to keep her expressive-wristed husband happy she always wears a strap on something or other. She does not do a very good job of covering it up sometimes, maybe she doesn't want to. If she doesn't deny it, it must be true. Posted by: Just Asking Questions --- Moochelle straightening her dress. http://bit.ly/2sVKqZF

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:34 AM (7/YOc)

292 Pushbutton tranny.

The car or the date?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 10:34 AM (aB+tO)

293 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 03:33 PM (hMwEB) Sorry to hear that. I understand about cars being a pain.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 10:34 AM (AllCR)

294 Jake is the BEST.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (LilNs)

295 I think the next big thing is going to be Trump MAGA decoys in blue hate filled cities. So, one guy in a maga hat goes out, gets attacked by insane hate filled liberals and then out pops about 2 dozen proud boys. remember, the left isn't all just soy boys, they have their union thugs and their...ahh...diversity.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (GoLZO)

296 >>272 All you guys and your backseat conquests....

On a piece of cardboard in an abandoned warehouse. That's classy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2018 03:32 PM (qM2qy)


Absolutely not on the beach...all that sand and such.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (r9UYA)

297 I know, I was with him. But since he was alone they didn't give me a medal.
Posted by: Snake Trapper at July 27, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

____

Back off, dude!

Posted by: Brian Williams, shot down in a military chopper while watching dead bodies float through the streets at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (H8auu)

298 Mueller was a war hero? Please, so was Benedict Arnold

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (pHfeF)

299 DO YOU SEE???!!!! Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2018 03:34 PM (/tuJf) Phillip Seymour Hoffman ablaze in the wheelchair ... Pretty funny stuff. Manhunter was still the best of the bunch, by a longshot. Silence of the Lambs was pretty much dogshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 10:35 AM (ZVU3Y)

300 We'll know Sessions may not have PDT's best interests at heart when he's a guest speaker on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:36 AM (ptqGC)

301 MG Midget. *mic drop* I'll collect my winnings at the window. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC) --------------- You've never mentioned that you were a contortionist. Mighty impressive. *golf clap*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 10:36 AM (YRtrf)

302 282 Its titled Becoming because Being There was already taken. --- this is like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs? Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 03:33 PM (GoLZO) More like Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

303 How about sex on the seat of an Allis Chalmers D17??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 10:36 AM (vIjh1)

304 but sessions lied to Sen. Al Franken and blah bola blah.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (GoLZO)

305 @275 What he is doing vis-a-vis immigration is meaningless and temporary, it can and will be undone by the next Donk administration. The only avenue to get permanent meaningful change is the legislature. And the changes they have in mind will only make our dire situation exponentially worse. Sessions is an utter disgrace. I hope he gets testicular cancer and his balls need to be cut off. Asshole.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (FquqN)

306 I've never questioned the patriotism of the Left. - Yeah. My opinion is pretty fixed, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (5Mk4N)

307 Moochelle's next book is in the works, titled "First Lady Forever."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

308 >>>"In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." ............. The stuff of which legends are made in the deep forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (HgMAr)

309 MG Midget. *mic drop* I'll collect my winnings at the window. Posted by: Jane D'oh

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 10:37 AM (UdhI2)

310 302 but sessions lied to Sen. Al Franken and blah bola blah.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 27, 2018 03:37 PM (GoLZO)


And who was fired for their troubles?  I'll side with Sessions, for now.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (5jVnA)

311 I hope he gets testicular cancer and his balls need to be cut off. Wow!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (AllCR)

312 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam
A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame

***

And Benedict Arnold won the Battle of Saratoga for America before he turned as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (eSx+E)

313 290 Pushbutton tranny. The car or the date? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 03:34 PM (aB+tO) I saw Pushbutton Tranny open for The New York Dolls at CBGB in 78.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (G4W16)

314 >>301
How about sex on the seat of an Allis Chalmers D17?? Posted by: fixerupper

A good way to pick up gonorrhea.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)

315 For a gringo, Jake is kinda hawt. He has nice chiclets.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (vtcmf)

316 Tappity tap taa-aap it in!

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2018 10:38 AM (rXie1)

317 What about the people who took opposition research and turned it into a subversive scheme to undermine the US government? What are they asshole?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (q6u2X)

318 A sock is a fiscus substitute.

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (/0+1a)

319 Pushbutton tranny.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2018 03:34 PM (2Mnv1)

____

That will be the title of Moochelle's sequel.

Posted by: Brian Williams, shot down in a military chopper while watching dead bodies float through the streets at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (H8auu)

320 "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era."

***

Err...I can't think of anything she has done good or bad. I mean seriously...she planted a garden at the White House?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (eSx+E)

321 301 How about sex on the seat of an Allis Chalmers D17?? Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 03:36 PM (vIjh1) I think they were a big subcontractor for Boeing building parts for the B-17 Flying Fortress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (G4W16)

322 313 For a gringo, Jake is kinda hawt. He has nice chiclets. Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 03:38 PM (vtcmf) He likes the saucy Latina socialists, Lupe, especially the ones that bite. [Waggles eyebrows]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

323 On a shipping blanket beside an irrigation canal next to a dormant lettuce field.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (veoSD)

324 The Mueller investigation, I predict, will ramp up big time in September. He will file a report alleging obstruction and collusion, and recommend impeachment. That's when Trump will de-classify everything that he has the power to do. It's an open question whether that will show that the entire Russia investigation is a sham based on false evidence whose source was Hillary Clinton. Immediately after the midterm elections, regardless of the result, Trump will fire Mueller, Rosenstein, Sessions and Wray.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 27, 2018 10:39 AM (bbjqn)

325 I say, I had an unfortunate encounter with a pushbutton tranny . . .

Posted by: Hugh Graaaahnt at July 27, 2018 10:40 AM (rXie1)

326 Mueller was an American war hero in Vietnam A USMCvolunteer who won a bronze star and was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 02:58 PM (zp+xo) But, given his performance in the FBI, I don't think he can use the Marine motto, Semper Fi. Unless being faithful pertains to whoever is paying you the most this week.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 10:40 AM (9BLnV)

327 322 The Mueller investigation, I predict, will ramp up big time in September. He will file a report alleging obstruction and collusion, and recommend impeachment. That's when Trump will de-classify everything that he has the power to do. It's an open question whether that will show that the entire Russia investigation is a sham based on false evidence whose source was Hillary Clinton. Immediately after the midterm elections, regardless of the result, Trump will fire Mueller, Rosenstein, Sessions and Wray. Posted by: mercenary13 at July 27, 2018 03:39 PM (bbjqn) Trump holds all the cards. The only downside of this is Paul Manafort rotting away as an actual political prisoner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:40 AM (G4W16)

328 My grandmother drove a 64 Plymouth with a pushbutton tranny

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (rXie1)

329 >>Phillip Seymour Hoffman ablaze in the wheelchair ... Pretty funny stuff. Lighting a "journalist" on fire made him a more empathetic character. I mean who doesn't want to glue a journalist to a wheelchair and torch them?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (/tuJf)

330 Posted by: fixerupper A good way to pick up gonorrhea. Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 03:38 PM (r9UYA) ---- Only if it has the bucket loader in front.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (vIjh1)

331 "a life filled with meaning and accomplishment" -------------------------- Okay, she struck it rich. That's an accomplishment, I guess. But I'm puzzled by the "meaning" part. In what sense has Mooch's life had any more "meaning" than that of a hobo?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (0jtPF)

332 Trump holds all the cards. The only downside of this is Paul Manafort rotting away as an actual political prisoner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 03:40 PM (G4W16)



And like The Beast, the Podesta brothers are free as birds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

333 The Cucks' Favorite Bull Jake Tapper: Anyone Trying to Stop the Mueller Investigation Is "Unpatriotic" Jake Tapper, doing the wife-pleasuring jobs that American #FakeNews conservatives don't want to do. Boy, am I getting confused. The politico-sexual role-playing assigned identities have become too murky for me to understand. Someone help me disentangle Ace's post: A "cuck," in actual non-metaphorical sexual masochism terms, is a man who bizarrely gets a sexual thrill out of arranging for and then watching his wife have sex with another, more manly, man. A "bull," n actual non-metaphorical sexual masochism terms, is the guy hired by the cuck and his wife to have sex with the wife while the husband watches. Correct? So, in the political metaphor that has evolved over the last two years, a "cuck" indicates an old-school genteel conservative who is so masochistic that he kind of prefers losing to liberals, because at heart he's really rather liberal anyway, so he doesn't actually mind their policies, so he can pretend to be the "loyal opposition" and act all superior, while in reality betraying his conservative ideals. Er -- right? So in this metaphor, the "bull" would be the liberals -- I mean the out-and-proud self-professed liberals -- whom the faux-conservatives allow themselves to be dominated by. So, therefore: How can Jake Tapper be a "bull" in our politico-sexual metaphor? I don't really know who he is, but from what I can gather, he's a purported "conservative" pundit, who's now anti-Trump. But wouldn't that make him a "cuck," rather than a "bull"? Color me mystified. Help!

Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2018 10:41 AM (c+2jX)

334 The only reason why Dems are believing that in the face of everyone saying that it did not happen is because they wanted their Hillary and they diddn't get it. Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 03:15 PM (Z5y53) 55% of Dems watch CNN and MSNBC as if those channels are an oracle to some progressive god. I switched over CNN a few times in the last few days and every single time there was a big red banner blazing across the bottom with the words "Cohen" "Trump" " Prosecutors" included in the proclamation. To actually identify as a Democrat today, you have to be incapable of critical thought.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (79CWt)

335 Oh hey....never realized that was PSHoffman.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (NLLmE)

336 Only if it has the bucket loader in front. Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 03:41 PM (vIjh1) To be fair, I don't think Michelle's lower jaw is THAT bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (veoSD)

337 Charlie Rangel was a war hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (IqV8l)

338 Jake Tapper is you average run of the mill dumbass.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (bUjCl)

339 Color me mystified. Help! Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2018 03:41 PM (c+2jX) You are overthinking it.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (Z5y53)

340 318 "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." *** Err...I can't think of anything she has done good or bad. I mean seriously...she planted a garden at the White House? Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2018 03:39 PM (eSx+E) "Iconic" and "compelling" can mean anything you want depending on context. A strapon can be "iconic" and a riding crop can be "compelling," to use a context Michele and Barry would be familiar with.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 27, 2018 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

341 331 Color me mystified. Help! Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2018 03:41 PM (c+2jX) Maybe he means a cuck an bull story?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (G4W16)

342 I hope Colbert's audience barked like seals afterwards. Otherwise, what's the point?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (PvCxa)

343 MG Midget. *mic drop* I'll collect my winnings at the window. Posted by: Jane D'oh Were you 12?

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (F4u7C)

344 In what sense has Mooch's life had any more "meaning" than that of a hobo?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 03:41 PM (0jtPF)



Well, she took some fabulous vacations.  She re-defined "fashion," "beauty," and "glamour."  She lectured us about our eating habits and helped school kids go hungry.  So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)

345 Jake is just shitting himself because he knows his name is on the Fusion GPS payroll list.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (+BKF+)

346 Mooch has a new book out, Becoming
=====

Anyone else struck by the 'Be Best', being, then to becoming?  Wonder if her publisher (and ghostwriter) were playing off that. 

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (MIKMs)

347

 

I think Mueller's heroics in Vietnam were nullified the minute he decided to frame fellow brother in arms Michael Flynn

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (10vO4)

348 >>So, therefore: How can Jake Tapper be a "bull" in our politico-sexual metaphor? I don't really know who he is, but from what I can gather, he's a purported "conservative" pundit, who's now anti-Trump. But wouldn't that make him a "cuck," rather than a "bull"? << Never purported 'conservative.' Just thought of as 'fair' by some because he actually questioned some of the Prog narrative from time to time.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (rXie1)

349 I've tried to find a citation of Muellers citation but no links can I find. Military.com makes claims about it, that all the trolls seem to be repeating verbatim, but I can't find the actual document on the web. The citation for his Bronze Star said that during an attack on his rifle platoon, "2nd Lt. Mueller fearlessly moved from one position to another, directing the accurate counterfire of his men and shouting words of encouragement to them." During the firefight on Dec. 11, 1968, Mueller "personally led a fire team across the fire-swept terrain to recover a mortally wounded Marine who had fallen in a position forward of the friendly lines," the citation said. Seems manly enough though doubtlessly commonplace.

Posted by: Grunp928(c) at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (yQpMk)

350 Printing error, they left the un part of the title out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2018 10:43 AM (raGdO)

351 335 Charlie Rangel was a war hero. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 03:42 PM (IqV8l) Harvey Fierstein's voice in an obese walrus' body.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:44 AM (G4W16)

352 "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment" is trolling.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 10:44 AM (NLLmE)

353 /off sock

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2018 10:44 AM (H8auu)

354 Were you 12?

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 03:43 PM (F4u7C)



Does the act have to involve lying down??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

355 92 . . . "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Michelle Obama has emerged as one of the most iconic and compelling women of our era." Why don't you list some of those accomplishments? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler __________ I flunked the bar exam on my first try. I was the community outreach director for a hospital and pulled down a cool $300K per year to, uh, reach out to the community. I was married to the man who made sure that the same hospital received a federal grant of $1 million. I became proud of my country in 2008.

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at July 27, 2018 10:44 AM (9vQJW)

356 #266 Which is why when confronted with "lock her up" chants he was confounded. GOPe isn't going to allow that. No justice in the DoJ...for a long time now.

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (/0+1a)

357 350 "In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment" is trolling. Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 03:44 PM (NLLmE) Jeez, he's using lyrics that Pete Seeger rejected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (G4W16)

358 >>Harvey Fierstein's voice in an obese walrus' body. Oh, honey . . .

Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (rXie1)

359 I hope Mr. Manafort takes this opportunity to organize his thoughts and write a NYT bestseller about his ordeal and then some.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (bUjCl)

360 Her name was Molly Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at July 27, 2018 03:29 PM (iWo0u) Your Mom's name was Molly?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (XdWyA)

361 Nood. That didn't take long to get willowed.

Posted by: Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (9vQJW)

362 Yeah, they found a guy with an "arguably" square jaw, cut off his ponytail, and called him a Conservative. Jake Matthews, EVERYONE!!!!

Posted by: qzy at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (SYumG)

363
Or .... Occams Razor says you just copy and paste shit as you find it.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 03:32 PM (vIjh1)


No, he went to Ranger School.  And he is in their Hall of Fame - inducted after he became a government hack lawyer.    You can check the Ranger Hall of Fame inductee PDF - he was inducted in 2004.

and the cite was for bringing out a body of a fallen American from behind enemy lines.   I guess he did that by himself or something.  I'd like to know if the guys WITH him got any recognition.   Or maybe they weren't Ranger school alum so they weren't worthy.    Who the fuck knows.  Some of that shit is so fucking candy ass politically tied it's just meaningless.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (37IEG)

364 She lectured us about our eating habits and helped school kids go hungry. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)


She taught a generation of school children - or at least those awake enough to realize - that government intervention is a disastrous thing.


For that, I applaud her.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (5jVnA)

365 Corky Booker shining through! Cory Booker @CoryBooker · 1h I know these are trying times. But I have faith in my fellow Americans. We've been in dark places before and risen like the new day's sun.@Alyssa_Milano and I talked about activism and how it's never too late on #LiftEveryVoice podcast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (5Mk4N)

366 Michelle Obama's 'meaning' did not include going to the 9-11 memorial when Obama was newly elected.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (lwiT4)

367 nood

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 10:45 AM (FCAbp)

368 @330 Free and now with cloak of immunity. This shit is as antithetical to justice as one can conceive.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 10:46 AM (FquqN)

369 Does the act have to involve lying down?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC) Convertible, then....

Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 10:46 AM (F4u7C)

370 You know who else was a war hero ??

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 10:46 AM (bUjCl)

371 John Glenn was a fucking hero astronaut way back in the early sixties.

Then he went to Washington and transformed into a wormy cocksucker who covered up for CHINESE MEDDLING IN OUR ELECTIONS.

Fuck John Glenn.

What you did 50 years ago does not mean you aren't a cocksucking worm today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2018 10:46 AM (oVJmc)

372 It's funny, because they don't even realize how truly useless they are. Shape opinion by shaping a story? They are only talking to 30% (if that) of the voting population. The days of media leading us around are dead and gone. I've heard stories that say it took the dinosaurs by complete surprise when they died.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2018 10:47 AM (Y9uH4)

373 #353 And you danced on the Ellen show with a schlong on. Everybody loved you and laughed.

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2018 10:47 AM (/0+1a)

374 368 You know who else was a war hero ?? Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 03:46 PM (bUjCl) ++++++++++++++++ You rang?

Posted by: John Fuckin' Kerry at July 27, 2018 10:48 AM (Y9uH4)

375 Mueller a decorated war hero? Hitler won an Iron Cross. Just sayin'

Posted by: Hands at July 27, 2018 10:49 AM (EzdLW)

376 Sessions is an utter disgrace. I hope he gets testicular cancer and his balls need to be cut off. Asshole. Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 03:37 PM (FquqN) Kreplach, I believe you need a new hobby. It's one thing to feel strongly about a government offiicials job performance and to state it, but you are obsessed with Sessions and Mueller. You often post the exact same post screaming about one or both of them on several threads, from the early AM thread to the ONT. It's not that your opinion of either of them or of the subject is wrong on its face or the facts in your post are suspect, but it's becoming a daily repetitive hysteria that has sunk into comments such as hoping someone gets cancer and dies. Get a grip.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2018 10:49 AM (79CWt)

377 I hope Mr. Manafort takes this opportunity to organize his thoughts and write a NYT bestseller about his ordeal and then some. Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 03:45 PM (bUjCl) ----------- Neither the NYT nor Amazon would ever let such a book be on their best seller lists.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 10:49 AM (YRtrf)

378 >>>she helped create the most welcoming and inclusive White House in history ?

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:50 AM (CwOPz)

379 sock off(shudder)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2018 10:50 AM (Y9uH4)

380 331 Color me mystified. Help! Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2018 03:41 PM (c+2jX) I agree, even if there is some way to interpret the title such that we bestow such a masculine role on Tappy, it would be incorrect. Tofu burger, perhaps, but no muscle there, 100% free of beef.

Posted by: Blame reddit at July 27, 2018 10:50 AM (wx6iv)

381 >>>196 https://www.becomingmichelleobama.com/ Hope her ghostwriter was paid well! Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 03:20 PM (W+vEI) It just encourages them.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:50 AM (CwOPz)

382 What's a "sock"? Posted by: Kyle at July 27, 2018 03:33 PM (0HXB0) Your lover.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 10:51 AM (hLRSq)

383 >>>199 'Trump Regret Syndrome is Spreading like Wildfire.' I regret that Trump didn't have a mini gun installed in the press room podium. Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 03:21 PM (kSi4D) Ooh, ooh, let's have a whole threadful of these.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 10:51 AM (CwOPz)

384 The intrepid newsman entered the office of the Special Counsel. The oak paneled room was redolent with the scent of power, which struck Tapper almost as much as the overwhelming sense of respect for the hero and patriot that stood before him. Tapper began: "I switched cars in the garage so no-one would tail me. I know it's illegal for you to leak anything to me. But, sometimes you have to break the law in order to save it." "I knew I could count on you, Jake," Mueller replied, "In a town full of Russian spies, it's invaluable to have an upright journalist of the highest moral rectitude. It goes against every fiber of my being to leak information, but it has to be done. We know for a fact that Trump is working for the Russians. Our suspicion is that Putin had a Slavotronic mind-control chip implanted in his skull during the Helsinki Summit. But thus far, we just haven't been able to find the hard evidence. We'll get it. I know we will. But we just need to buy some time. I'm afraid Trump will try to shut us down, and the deplorable public is growing weary. I've seen their lack of vision and will to succeed before, when I was a hero in Vietnam. Can you help?" Jake drew a sharp breath. "You truly are a hero, sir. And, I suppose I could. I'll pre-emptively attack any such move as unpatriotic, in light of the fact that you are a sterling patriot, standing up for justice, and the American way of life." Mueller sat and thought for a moment, his equine visage cragged with worry: "Attacking the opposition as unpatriotic may not go over well with the Conservative media. I wouldn't want to put any of your professional relationships at risk." Jake stifled a peal of laughter: "Don't worry Mr. Mueller... their wives are all ugly! Who else will they find to roger them roundly on a nightly basis?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 10:51 AM (AzW6q)

385 Fuck the press. May they all die a fiery death. They are the ones responsible for dividing our country and hiding the truth because it's party over country all the time. They trample inconvenient truths ever day which makes people's lives more angry and miserable. Simply to.keep up the narratives.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 10:52 AM (q6u2X)

386 Never a dull moment.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2018 10:52 AM (Y9uH4)

387 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 03:51 PM (AzW6q) +++++++++++++++ Bravo! (as voiced by Michael Caine. Not as Alfie, more like Alfred)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 27, 2018 10:56 AM (Y9uH4)

388 Mueller didn't accomplish shit as an infantry PL that plenty of other tab-wearing school graduates didn't accomplish in Vietnam. Hit twice, two Bronze Stars with V.  There are guys with the DSC who AIN'T in the Hall yet. The politics and voting of who is in and who ain't are just ridiculous.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 27, 2018 12:42 PM (2kD+f)

389 Ah go eff yourself Jake. You peddle more codswallop than most.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2018 01:08 PM (Sda6L)

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