February 28, 2017

The Contrived Campaign to Make Chelsea Clinton Happen
— Ace

Stop trying to make Chelsea Clinton happen, media. Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen.

To see why Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen, watch this horrorshow of her complaining with Paul McCartney's daughter about how difficult the children of the rich and famous have it.

Strange to say, but she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch.

JeffB. says Chelsea Clinton is the last hope for the would-be Clinton Political Dynasty.

Sorry to get all Yoda on y'all, but: No... there is another.

Posted by: Ace at 09:53 AM | Comments (630)
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1 Maybe if she posed nude for....no...aaaggghhh

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 09:54 AM (CPk08)

2 Chelsea Clinton is a 0 on the binary scale.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 28, 2017 09:56 AM (KUaJL)

3 her mother's charisma and common touch

That's a mighty low bar, isn't it?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 28, 2017 09:56 AM (vtcmf)

4 Oh, Chelsea!  Give up, girl.  Ain't happening.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (tHwdc)

5 She needs some googly eyes.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (HgMAr)

6 she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch. ------------ So awesome. Slicing like a hammer

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (fsSge)

7 New York would vote for her like, I don't know, some metaphor for something doing something very willingly.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (tewYv)

8 ...or Jocelyn Wildenstein's good looks.

Posted by: Jason in KT at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (cFCbd)

9 Yeah, especially the NYT is trying super, super hard to sell her as this wise, intelligent, super educated leader. And she's just not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (39g3+)

10 Please keep trying to make Chelsea Clinton happen, media. Chelsea Clinton can happen!

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (Bdeb0)

11 Strange to say, but she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch.


Charisma and common touch????   More like grasping harpy and loudmouth crooked harridan.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at February 28, 2017 09:57 AM (mpXpK)

12 "No...there is another" Nice.

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2017 09:58 AM (hdpay)

13 To see why Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen, watch this horrorshow of her complaining with Paul McCartney's daughter about how difficult the children of the rich and famous have it. Oh that poor dear. How ever can anyone cope with growing up in the lap of luxury?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)

14 aagh no make it stop just let me die

Posted by: Howdy Doody at February 28, 2017 09:58 AM (u0s1P)

15 Can't Danny Williams just *marry* Chelsea?

Posted by: Ptolemy at February 28, 2017 09:58 AM (Cc/b5)

16 Maybe if Chelsea got a helper brain installed in her lower thorax... Except, instead of locomotive functions, emotion! Chemical empathy triggers! The brain could be from a well chosen innocent sacrifice, like a puppy.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (eXSOZ)

17 The good news is that the Left hates her, I think, more than the Right. #NeverChelsea

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (hdpay)

18 My mother bought my 11 year old son some ya do gooder book Chelsea wrote. I threw it in the trash the second she left.

Posted by: Lauren at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (ZUao0)

19 On the contrary, please keep trying. Let this [types/deletes] be the face of the democrat party & suck all the oxygen away from a more viable candidate.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (7HtZB)

20 Chelsea is a zero.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (8GRZ3)

21 Posted by: Ptolemy Ha, and also ha.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 28, 2017 09:59 AM (eXSOZ)

22 Remember the fawning interview in which the Crown Princess waved a hand languidly and mused that she's "not really motivated by money"?

An interview held a few months after she had closed on a cash deal for an $11M Manhattan luxury loft.

Fish don't know that they're in water.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 10:00 AM (noWW6)

23 she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch. ............. Also, she's never been under sniper fire.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 10:00 AM (HgMAr)

24 I couldn't view the Stella!/Sassy Chelsea vid due to Flash not being installed. FML *kidding*

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2017 10:00 AM (nNdYv)

25 #ChelseaOnTheLoose!

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2017 10:01 AM (hdpay)

26 And no more Kennedy's please.

If you took the charisma of Chelsea and added it to that of Caroline's, you'd have a houseplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:01 AM (PY9jH)

27 I'm pale, rested and clueless.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at February 28, 2017 10:01 AM (vtcmf)

28 Out of all of Hillary's children, Chelsea missed out on the brains.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT [/i][/b][/s][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:02 AM (nvMvs)

29 This is why you have the heir and a spare. Because "Ohmigawd! Did you see what Chelsea tweeted!?!" was said by no one. Ever.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:02 AM (hLRSq)

30 See? Joe knows it. There are jars of imitation mayonnaise spread that are have more appeal than Cleniscankles' little cover story.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:02 AM (8GRZ3)

31 Since I can't see the Stella! bit...does Chelsea reveal the details of the medical clinic her building housed? The one to which her FABulous mom retired to whenever her switches needed calibrating? That has to be a fascinating description.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2017 10:02 AM (nNdYv)

32 The good news is that the Left hates her, I think, more than the Right. Not so sure of that. The people of Chappaqua will vote for her. Can she be that much dumber or worse a choice than Nita Lowey?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (tewYv)

33 Stop trying to make Chelsea Clinton happen, media. Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen. Um. Don't you mean "Don't stop trying ..."? Don't we want them to continue to go down hopeless dead ends?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (W8bn5)

34 I remember what Chelsea looked like before the chin implant and other plastic surgery.

Hope the kids got their dad's looks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (PY9jH)

35 I been telling you people: The Clintons aren't going anywhere. Hillary will run for the nomination in 2020 (she probably won't win it), and they'll buy Chelsea a Senate seat. I honestly hope it plays out this way, further entrenching the Clinton faction, enraging the Sanders faction, and leaving moderates out in the cold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (vur0q)

36 Chelsea Clinton's "hands" have held a live human child.

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)

37 22 Chelsea is a zero. Another woman that can take a good picture when everything is working. I'm calling her a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 10:03 AM (AuISE)

38 23 Remember the fawning interview in which the Crown Princess waved a hand languidly and mused that she's "not really motivated by money"? An interview held a few months after she had closed on a cash deal for an $11M Manhattan luxury loft. Fish don't know that they're in water. Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 03:00 PM (noWW6) ================== It's not money. It's what she can buy with money. Completely different. Or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (vur0q)

39 Chelsea Clinton has all the charisma and warmth of a damp, moldy sponge.  Her newfound "sass" is as phony as her mother's Chipotle habits. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (4df7R)

40 Chelsea Clinton or Chelsea Manning. And go! On second thought nevermind. Probably not a good day for that.

Posted by: Mega at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (fsSge)

41 Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (IqV8l)

42 Chelsea Clinton is a 0 on the binary scale. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 28, 2017 02:56 PM (KUaJL) Chelsea is a 0 on the Kelvin scale.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (3xIos)

43 Let's not get on our high horses.  I'm waiting for the GOPe to start pushing one of the Bush twins on us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (PY9jH)

44 I'm sure that Cheshire Clinton has important tweets coming on proper hydration.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (ZFUt7)

45 Nobody puts Chelsea in the White House.

Posted by: Zombie Patrick Swayze at February 28, 2017 10:04 AM (k/STn)

46 She's skewers Trump with her snarky Tweets.SKEWERS him!

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (r/0kC)

47 Chelsea might have the charisma of a wet dishrag, but give credit where credit is due, she and her mom dodged sniper fire in Bosnia. Have any of you done that? Huh? (Actually, a few 'rons probably actually have.)

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (ZM2xo)

48 34 Um. Don't you mean "Don't stop trying ..."? Don't we want them to continue to go down hopeless dead ends? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 03:03 PM (W8bn5) ===================== Yes. This is honestly what we want. Hey, maybe Trump wasn't a secret plan to blow the election for Hillary, but Hillary was a secret plan to blow the election for Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (vur0q)

49 Chelsea is a zero. She's a double naught.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (IqV8l)

50 the Bush heir is George P Bush in Texas.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (Cc/b5)

51 I am so embarrassed by my generation (boomers). We grew up on "Question Authority" and "Don't trust anyone over 30" and all the other happy horse poop. Only to turn out be the most placated, servile scumbags that ever lived. Present company excluded, of course.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (w7KSn)

52 Am I the only one who hears Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead" in my head every time Chelsea appears on my telescreen?

Undead undead undead...

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (Bdeb0)

53 44 Let's not get on our high horses. I'm waiting for the GOPe to start pushing one of the Bush twins on us. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 03:04 PM (PY9jH) ================= George P. Bush is already working the ranks in Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:05 AM (vur0q)

54 She does have that fat juicy bottom lip that makes wonder how well she makes sammiches.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (ksj3z)

55 The Dems all wanted Trump, and how'd that work out for them? I think I'm gonna stick with being careful what I wish for.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (pRtaC)

56 On the bright side, NBC is considering rebooting Howdy Doody so there's that.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (2Mnv1)

57 the Bush heir is George P Bush in Texas.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 03:05 PM (Cc/b5)



He doesn't have a vagina.  Therefore, Jenna or Barbara.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (PY9jH)

58 52 I am so embarrassed by my generation (boomers). We grew up on "Question Authority" and "Don't trust anyone over 30" and all the other happy horse poop. Only to turn out be the most placated, servile scumbags that ever lived. Present company excluded, of course. Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2017 03:05 PM (w7KSn) ================== Y'all old people, man...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (vur0q)

59 Also, on an unrelated side note, can I say how fricking hysterical I find it that Amazon's S3 servers have gone all wonky and are screwing up half the internet, yet Pixy's hamsters are still toiling away like little, roly-poly champs?  I love that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (4df7R)

60 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen. Don't say that. She will be a very viable candidate. The Dems should get behind her right now for the 2020 presidential nomination. They should be encouraged to believe she's their best choice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)

61 Put some Fresnel prism glasses on her and a Mao jacket... we have a winner!

Posted by: Tom Perez at February 28, 2017 10:06 AM (HgMAr)

62 The brunette Bush Twin will run for office and terrorize the world one day.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 10:07 AM (ksj3z)

63 The thing I find most heartening about the Clinton dynasty is that while Bill was very skilled at politics and charming, he's the only one. He married a horrendous, bitter harridan and the daughter is a bland, unlikable elitist twit. It shows, even to the most partisan person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:07 AM (39g3+)

64 Danny is so Bubba's kid. Holy cow. Just wait til he is 40 and the nose starts to swell.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:07 AM (8GRZ3)

65 Hey now, some of us raised patriots. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:07 AM (PY9jH)

66 >>55 She does have that fat juicy bottom lip that makes wonder how well she makes sammiches. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 03:06 PM (ksj3z)

Someone who read that comment has wondered if that means Chelsea also gives good blowjobs.

Time to die.

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)

67 I honestly hope it plays out this way, further entrenching the Clinton faction, enraging the Sanders faction, and leaving moderates out in the cold. You are getting into serious graveyard factions at that point. Both could easily be dead in 4 years.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:08 AM (QFqpA)

68 Actually, shouldn't we encourage the libtards to line up behind Chelsea?  Could give Mike Pence his 8 years as POTUS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 10:08 AM (jxbfJ)

69 Like Jeb!, she shall be known as, Chelsea!

Posted by: Bob Casey at February 28, 2017 10:08 AM (H37nb)

70 >>She does have that fat juicy bottom lip that makes wonder how well she makes sammiches. ...and the Guides says, "It's Time to Pack Your Shit and Go Home.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2017 10:08 AM (oXKWd)

71 Chelsea will go over really well in flyover country.  Like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (PY9jH)

72 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen

But her mother was so good!

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (2z74n)

73 I am absolutely certain that they are aiming for 2024 for Chelsea and trying to build a foundation of people believing she's Tea Leoni on TV. Even the best publicists and makeup artists in Hollywood can't make that happen. I will give her this though: she doesn't have the cookie monster eyeballs her mom does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (39g3+)

74 68 You are getting into serious graveyard factions at that point. Both could easily be dead in 4 years. Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2017 03:08 PM (QFqpA) ================= Chelsea isn't going away in 4 years. Sanders' fans are mostly really young. This is a fight that could continue for a long time yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (vur0q)

75 I'm sure Chelsea has all the warmth, charm, and ethical uprightness of her mother.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (zSMr0)

76 >>63 The brunette Bush Twin will run for office and terrorize the world one day. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 03:07 PM (ksj3z)

From your lips to Crom's ear.

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

77 The Horror.



Guys, there is something wrong with my dog. She's lethargic, squeaks when I touch belly, won't eat a treat, trembling. Have vet appt at 540 but I'm nervous till then. She's too small for bloat and doesn't eat enough at one time either. Has had her regular check ups. Was fine last night. Barked at mailman this morning.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (Mc+44)

78 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen But her mother was so good! Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2017 03:09 PM (2z74n) If only the Russians hadn't hacked the election!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:09 AM (493sH)

79 The real lede here, I think, is the Democrat Party's terrible and shallow bench of ancient never-wuzzems and Martin O'Malley. I'd laugh, but, um. After the wonderfully deep bench of 2012 (Jindal! Perry! Cruz!), Trump beat them all and then won the Presidency. So I dunno how much the "bench" matters, as much as I enjoy pushing it and snarking about it. I guess politics is more like basketball, where having Michael Jordan on your team means CHICAGO BULLS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS EVERY YEAR HE PLAYED vs. , I don't know, baseball, where one star player ain't gonna cut it CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES and GO BLACKHAWKS. So, uh, anyway. In conclusion, Da Bears.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (u0s1P)

80 I don't know. She tests well with concrete bollards.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (B+qrE)

81 This just in: Chelsea up by +4.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (HgMAr)

82 Before Chelsea got her work done ... there was no doubting she was Web Hubbell's daughter.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (AuISE)

83 what was that Latin term? Cursus honorum? anyway George P has been tagging the bases. the Bush females have not. ditto Chelsea so far, but I suppose those will be bought.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (Cc/b5)

84 Let's give credit where credit is due.  She was pretty good on The Today Show.

*giggles*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (PY9jH)

85 We were talking about dogs so it's not OT.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (Mc+44)

86 69 Actually, shouldn't we encourage the libtards to line up behind Chelsea? Could give Mike Pence his 8 years as POTUS. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 03:08 PM (jxbfJ) I think Obama trying to stay in the limelight and Perez's election to the DNC mean the Clintonian faction is well and truly dead. Of course, that has been said before and been wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (R7+kO)

87 Ace could pull an Anthony Weiner on his junk and get ten times as many retweets as Cheshire Clinton. / I'll check back in a few minutes to check ban status

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (ZFUt7)

88 I think we should actively promote her. Chelsea! : A Clinton without all the disgusting ethics of either of the people who taught her right from wrong!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 10:10 AM (CPk08)

89 I thought the funniest thing was when she said something like "I realized money is just not that important to me" or something like that. Was that in this interview?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 10:11 AM (fDdVG)

90 Chelsea isn't going away in 4 years. Sanders' fans are mostly really young. This is a fight that could continue for a long time yet. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:09 PM (vur0q) A nice Stalingrad like fight in the Democrat Party would be lovely. House to house, either side fighting with bitter determination

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:11 AM (493sH)

91 Ace could pull an Anthony Weiner on his junk and get ten times as many retweets as Cheshire Clinton. / I'll check back in a few minutes to check ban status Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 28, 2017 03:10 PM (ZFUt7) Well, the hair would obscure a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (R7+kO)

92 87 I think Obama trying to stay in the limelight and Perez's election to the DNC mean the Clintonian faction is well and truly dead. Of course, that has been said before and been wrong. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 03:10 PM (R7+kO) ================== I know that Perez was in Obama's administration and that he apparently was pushing for him behind the scenes, but does that preclude the idea that he was Clinton's preferred choice as well? Do we know who the "Clinton candidate" in the DNC chair election was?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (vur0q)

93 I'm looking forward to the night she runs against Mike Pence.

Bill Wynn will be here to tell us, "It's going to be an early night."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (PY9jH)

94 I think we can still give her California, right John?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (HgMAr)

95 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen Oh ye of little faith. If they can make Al Franken and Kamala Harris and Loretta Sanchez and Patty Murray and Claire McCaskill happen, they can make Chelsea happen. Even if they have to give her a Rachel Dolezal sheep dip to get it done.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (3OAG2)

96 What the Clinton's need is a good, juicy, global event they can blame on Trump.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (dw3S5)

97 Time to die. Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 03:07 PM (Bdeb0) Oh General Zod, the Romulan attack ships are on fire, Off the shoulder of Orion, near the Tannhauser Gate....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:12 AM (hLRSq)

98 I'd vote for her! nyuk nyuk nyuk

Posted by: W at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (8GRZ3)

99 if they can find some solidly Dem district, the Clintons can probably push everyone else out of the way and get Chelsea elected to Congress. Imagine her giving a speech in that half on / half off almost monotone. Presidential! Hillary wants to see that glass ceiling broken any witch way she can.

I might be wrong, but I believe the Clintons' district in the House of Reps is represented by Nita Lowey, a Dem who last year ran unchallenged. As she's been in the House since 1989, it might not be so difficult to get her to decide she wants to spend more time with her family and maybe a cushy job at some unnamed foundation.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (b7fwp)

100 Guys, there is something wrong with my dog. She's lethargic, squeaks when I touch belly, won't eat a treat, trembling. Have vet appt at 540 but I'm nervous till then. She's too small for bloat and doesn't eat enough at one time either. Has had her regular check ups. Was fine last night. Barked at mailman this morning. Posted by: dagny Get thee to thine vet now. Hopefully they can fit the dog in if there is a cancellation or if, God forbid, the situation heads south.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (QFqpA)

101 Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 03:09 PM (Mc+44) Can you take her in as emergency right away? That reactions sounds like bloat. If you have a big dog it can happen quite fast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (fDdVG)

102 91 A nice Stalingrad like fight in the Democrat Party would be lovely. House to house, either side fighting with bitter determination Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 03:11 PM (493sH) =================== The progressives who have sworn to leave the party after Perez's win would seem to indicate that it could actually happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (vur0q)

103 A nice Stalingrad like fight in the Democrat Party would be lovely. House to house, either side fighting with bitter determination Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 03:11 PM (493sH) Needs more snipers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (R7+kO)

104 "I realized money is just not that important to me" ... said no broke person ever.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (AuISE)

105 82 This just in: Chelsea up by +4.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 03:10 PM (HgMAr)



It's going to be a long night for Trump.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:13 AM (4df7R)

106 dagny, get your dog to the vet now.  They should be able to get her in ahead of someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:14 AM (PY9jH)

107 They'll get Clinton a Senate or House seat and a makeover and she'll be the new bright hope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 10:14 AM (fDdVG)

108 100 if they can find some solidly Dem district, the Clintons can probably push everyone else out of the way and get Chelsea elected to Congress. Imagine her giving a speech in that half on / half off almost monotone. Presidential! Hillary wants to see that glass ceiling broken any witch way she can. I might be wrong, but I believe the Clintons' district in the House of Reps is represented by Nita Lowey, a Dem who last year ran unchallenged. As she's been in the House since 1989, it might not be so difficult to get her to decide she wants to spend more time with her family and maybe a cushy job at some unnamed foundation. Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 03:13 PM (b7fwp) ==================== I think they'll find a Senate seat. It's too easy to get lost in the House, especially when the party is in the minority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:14 AM (vur0q)

109 Guys, there is something wrong with my dog. She's lethargic, squeaks when I touch belly, won't eat a treat, trembling. Have vet appt at 540 but I'm nervous till then. She's too small for bloat and doesn't eat enough at one time either. Has had her regular check ups. Was fine last night. Barked at mailman this morning. Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 03:09 PM (Mc+44) Show up "early" for your appt. Go now.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 10:14 AM (CPk08)

110 I know that Perez was in Obama's administration and that he apparently was pushing for him behind the scenes, but does that preclude the idea that he was Clinton's preferred choice as well? Do we know who the "Clinton candidate" in the DNC chair election was? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:12 PM (vur0q) I am just going by the normal human reaction to defeat. Obama, earned or no, has the air of 'winner' about him. The Clinton's 'had' that- twenty years ago. That is why they built a lot of the influence they had. With that gone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (R7+kO)

111 I never realized how important water is until I read this article on Angola!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton Tweets at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (FqgrG)

112 Guys, there is something wrong with my dog. She's lethargic, squeaks when I touch belly, won't eat a treat, trembling. Have vet appt at 540 but I'm nervous till then. She's too small for bloat and doesn't eat enough at one time either. Has had her regular check ups. Was fine last night. Barked at mailman this morning. My random internet diagnosis: your dog ate too much. Got something and just chowed down. You missing a loaf of bread? Or did the dog get into the bag?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (tewYv)

113 No, she takes after her mother with zero charisma. It is her father who had something that liberals apparently found attractive. I thought he was creepy from the very beginning....but HRC is just like her daughter...a dud.

Posted by: K-E at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (HlvVu)

114 Mmmm. Spicy and sassy, just like Thai cuisine.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (W8bn5)

115 New York would vote for her like, I don't know, some metaphor for something doing something very willingly. Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 02:57 PM (tewYv) New York, Californica, Masshole, they all would provide a soft landing for her. Sadly, none of them have any openings for a Shrieking Harpy, those positions are all filled. She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (TOk1P)

116 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 03:13 PM (AuISE) And any person who didn't live in a bubble would realize that it was an incredibly stupid thing to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (fDdVG)

117 Dagny ... what everyone else said. Go. Dog's in trouble.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (AuISE)

118 There's plenty of room for new names on the Clinton Body Count.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (8GRZ3)

119 Needs more snipers. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 03:13 PM (R7+kO) Fine we'll throw in snipers but no Jude Law

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:15 AM (493sH)

120 Doesn't Chelsea claim to have a degree in some medical field?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (PY9jH)

121 So, uh, anyway. In conclusion, Da Bears. == Heh. I am actually getting worried that a dem celebrity will be tempted to run (having seen Trump do it) and able to win. People are probably already whispering in Clooney's ear that he should do it. Our only counter: Candidate Mike Rowe.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (PXbkt)

122 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen.

++++

Depends on how low the bar is set for "happen". If, as the article suggests, the plan is to get Chelsea elected as the Rep for a safe district in NYC, it could happen. If Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Lee can make it to the House, literally anyone with the support of the Dem machine can do the same given a district that leans strongly to the left.

Whether or not she can leverage that safe seat into something bigger is a different question. That's where some political talent becomes more important. Though, as Hilary getting elected as Senator demonstrates, anything is possible in politics.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (R+30W)

123 I guess she doesn't have that much to do now that the Family Foundation is, uh, involuntarily downsizing?


Her tweet aren't even all that witty or biting, more like passive-aggressive:
--- 1st sentence: General statement most would agree with about an issue.
--- 2nd sentence: Insulting remark about Trump or one of his people related to the issue.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (NOIQH)

124 Ok, I'll call back. She can't have bloat, she's 16 lbs and never eats more than like 3 kibbles at a time, like an anorexic.


Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (Mc+44)

125 On the dog front, could be she ate a non-food item and now has an obstruction. Might need surgery. Hope not. good luck!

Posted by: K-E at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (HlvVu)

126 anyway George P has been tagging the bases. the Bush females have not. ditto Chelsea so far, but I suppose those will be bought. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2017 03:10 PM (Cc/b5) Buying it didn't work this time around.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (hLRSq)

127 Before Chelsea got her work done ... there was no doubting she was Web Hubbell's daughter. Its still not hard to see. I think they'll find a Senate seat. Yeah I expect to see her win some Senate position in 2018. Is Schumer up for reelection? Maybe a special election when something happens to him. Tragic accident walking face first into a truck or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (39g3+)

128 Fine we'll throw in snipers but no Jude Law Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH) How about Ed Harris? Ed Harris makes everything better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (R7+kO)

129 Ha Clinton's alleged love child

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:16 AM (MZ/gs)

130 Thought your last link was going to go to: Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:17 AM (fi5nC)

131 They'll get Clinton a Senate or House seat and a makeover and she'll be the new bright hope. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 03:14 PM (fDdVG) New York state is good for electing carpetbaggers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:17 AM (493sH)

132 112 I am just going by the normal human reaction to defeat. Obama, earned or no, has the air of 'winner' about him. The Clinton's 'had' that- twenty years ago. That is why they built a lot of the influence they had. With that gone? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 03:15 PM (R7+kO) ================= I'm not sure how powerful that dynamic is with a donor class that has known and personally like Bill Clinton for about 30 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:17 AM (vur0q)

133 It's not going to happen.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 28, 2017 10:17 AM (nxBpZ)

134 Guys, there is something wrong with my dog. She's lethargic, squeaks when I touch belly, won't eat a treat, trembling. Have vet appt at 540 but I'm nervous till then. She's too small for bloat and doesn't eat enough at one time either. Has had her regular check ups. Was fine last night. Barked at mailman this morning. Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 03:09 PM (Mc+44) See if she'll drink some water out of your hand.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 28, 2017 10:17 AM (3OAG2)

135 She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House. OH we can make an opening if need be... Accidents happen.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (39g3+)

136 Chelsea Clinton is a perfect example of why the whole idea behind a "dynasty" sucks dicks. There can be no entrance exam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (8ZskC)

137 85 Let's give credit where credit is due. She was pretty good on The Today Show. *giggles* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH) Journalism is far too important for someone to be given a job just because of their political family connections.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (7HtZB)

138 How about Ed Harris? Ed Harris makes everything better. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 03:16 PM (R7+kO) Isn't he a big lefty? Fine throw him in since it's going to be a real carnage.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (493sH)

139 See--this is why you do not Jail Hillary. You do not want to take care of the DNC's "Clinton Problem"--for them. Good news Perez is rumored to be a Clintonista.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (fi5nC)

140 I'm not sure how powerful that dynamic is with a donor class that has known and personally like Bill Clinton for about 30 years. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:17 PM (vur0q) I don't know. This is the fun of speculating. *Raises glass* Dissension to our enemies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (R7+kO)

141 Talk is for Chelsea to go for Nita Lowey's House seat. Very plausible. Not yet for Senate.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:18 AM (tewYv)

142 "I realized money is just not that important to me" ... said no broke person ever. Posted by: ScoggDog Much easier to be broke in a Bently than on the back of a 10 speed.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (QFqpA)

143 Oh please...please Dems!!!! Get her ready. Prop her up. Do the make over. Give her binary TelePrompTer implants. Bring it. Oh please!!!! It would be Christmas come early for the Conservatives.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (0tfLf)

144 She looks like a scoop of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (sF/De)

145 All you have to do is read some of her interviews, like that Fahrenheit 451 one. She speaks like a lot of those world salad college theses read.
She speaks like John Kerry, where a sentence can include so many parts it takes up a paragraph-sized space in a column.

Over-educated yet still not that bright.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (NOIQH)

146 129 Yeah I expect to see her win some Senate position in 2018. Is Schumer up for reelection? Maybe a special election when something happens to him. Tragic accident walking face first into a truck or something. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+) ==================== I'm hoping it's another case of blatant carpetbagging. Something like she suddenly buys a home in Oregon the day before the required limit or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (vur0q)

147
I am actually getting worried that a dem celebrity will be tempted to run (having seen Trump do it) and able to win. People are probably already whispering in Clooney's ear that he should do it.

Our only counter: Candidate Mike Rowe.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 28, 2017 03:16 PM (PXbkt)



Occasionally I'll tune in to Beck to see how much crazier he's become.



One day last week I heard him say that Will Smith is considering running for some office and he believes if he ran against Trump he'd win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:19 AM (PY9jH)

148 Probably fake news, but supposedly Trump is going to give some sort of "compromise" on illegal immigration. I really don't see him winning over a single new voter by going soft on this issue.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 10:20 AM (njtEN)

149 if Chelsea Clinton hadn't issued forth from that horrid gaping maw between the soldier piles that Hillary quaintly refers to as "legs," she would be piercing ears at a mall kiosk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:20 AM (8ZskC)

150 Over-educated yet still not that bright. This.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (B+qrE)

151 If Chelsea were a Kennedy, they'd have locked her in the basement and hoped for better results with Version 2.0. Then again, that would mean Bill breaking out the turkey baster again...

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (oZ6kz)

152 Dagny Take het to the emergency room. Dont wait

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (MZ/gs)

153 Yeah, I thought Perez is the Clintonista and why the rift's just getting wider with the Berniebots?

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (pRtaC)

154 Best Chelsea quote is when she lamented that her great grandmother didn't have access to PP, implying that she would have terminated the pregnancy that was her grandmother if PP was available to her.

Wicked-smaaaart!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

155 Don't be insulting the mashed potatoes.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (HgMAr)

156 Probably fake news, but supposedly Trump is going to give some sort of "compromise" on illegal immigration. I really don't see him winning over a single new voter by going soft on this issue. Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 03:20 PM (njtEN) Fox Business has been running the compromise story. I hope not. He won on promising to be tough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (493sH)

157 Chelsea looks like she has been hit with the ugly stick,,,repeatedly and then some more, and once again just for sure!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (wtO4Z)

158 anyway George P has been tagging the bases. the Bush females have not. ditto Chelsea so far, but I suppose those will be bought. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo I'm voting against George P or any of the daughters for anything. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (QFqpA)

159 You'll hope for Clinton--you will get the Clooney.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:21 AM (fi5nC)

160 138 Chelsea Clinton is a perfect example of why the whole idea behind a "dynasty" sucks dicks. There can be no entrance exam. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 03:18 PM (8ZskC) ================== If the parents are willing to spend time on polishing the next generation in terms of actual rule, it can be very advantageous. You have the expectancy of rule, the education to back it up, and the smooth transition of power when it comes up. But that requires dedication and vision from the parents along with resolve and acceptance from the children. It's also why most family owned businesses don't do particularly well past the first generation on average.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (vur0q)

161 The country is tired of identity politics. It's equally tired of dynasty's. Clinton Bush Kennedy Insert name here:

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (0tfLf)

162 151 if Chelsea Clinton hadn't issued forth from that horrid gaping maw between the soldier piles that Hillary quaintly refers to as "legs," she would be piercing ears at a mall kiosk. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 03:20 PM (8ZskC) She probably does not like the sight of blood. My guess: Gap stock girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (R7+kO)

163 Probably fake news, but supposedly Trump is going to give some sort of "compromise" on illegal immigration. The report is "someone told me something supposedly is going on." Its just some stupid rumor, and they keep trotting this kind of thing out, and being wrong.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (39g3+)

164 I couldn't make it past the interview, had to run to the head to heave...bleccccchhhhhhh

Posted by: Johnny Tee at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (s2vXt)

165 142 I don't know. This is the fun of speculating. *Raises glass* Dissension to our enemies. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2017 03:18 PM (R7+kO) ================ I'll drink to that! *Raises cup of Diet Mountain Dew*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (vur0q)

166 I really don't see him winning over a single new voter by going soft on this issue. Mebbe the muzztard vote is ripe for the plucking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:22 AM (8ZskC)

167 The country is tired of identity politics.
It's equally tired of dynasty's.
Clinton
Bush
Kennedy
Insert name here:

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 03:22 PM (0tfLf)



OBAMA

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (PY9jH)

168 Adam Gopnik, Noted Belly Button Ponderer, ponders:

Did the Oscars Just Prove That We Are Living in a Computer Simulation?
Last night's Oscar bizarreness was not just bizarre but bizarre in a way that is typical of this entirely bizarre time. The rhythm of the yes-they-won-oh-my-God-no-they-didn't event, with "La La Land" replaced by "Moonlight" as Best Picture, was weirdly like that of ... Election Night. First, a more or less expected, if "safe," result was on its way-though Hillary Clinton never got all the way to the stage, so to speak, the result did seem safely in hand at 7 P.M., according to the polling-and the expected and safe people were ready to deliver their touching but obviously polished pieces. Then the sudden confusion and visible near-panic of people running around in the background of the stage, with the same slightly horrified spirit that one felt on Election Night as shocking results began emerging from the exurban counties in Florida. Then, yes-can this be happening?-the revised and unexpected result.

And so both of these bizarre events put one in mind of a simple but arresting thesis: that we are living in the Matrix, and something has gone wrong with the controllers. This idea was, I'm told, put forward first and most forcibly by the N.Y.U. philosopher David Chalmers: what is happening lately, he says, is support for the hypothesis that we are living in a computer simulation and that something has recently gone haywire within it. The people or machines or aliens who are supposed to be running our lives are having some kind of breakdown. There's a glitch, and we are in it.


He goes on to tie the Super Bowl into his, um, thesis.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/did-the-
oscars-just-prove-that-we-are-living-in-a-computer-simulation

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (R+30W)

169 No more Bushes, no more Clintons. The Republicans did their job and made sure no Bushes this time around, but the American people had to do the job for the Democrats.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (39g3+)

170 "I'm hoping it's another case of blatant carpetbagging. Something like she suddenly buys a home in Oregon the day before the required limit or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:19 PM (vur0q) " Are you casting aspersions on Chelsea Clinton, lifelong BIazers superfan?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (oZ6kz)

171 Maybe if she posed nude for....no...aaaggghhh Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 02:54 PM (CPk0 Howdy Doody Nudie? Brain bleach, coming right up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (WDdjT)

172 The problem with growing up with a silver spoon in your mouth is that it has been known to block oxygen flow to the brain. But at least she isn't a Kennedy... So at least she gets to keep what she has intact.

Posted by: DaveM at February 28, 2017 10:23 AM (WFjXF)

173 147 All you have to do is read some of her interviews, like that Fahrenheit 451 one. She speaks like a lot of those world salad college theses read. She speaks like John Kerry, where a sentence can include so many parts it takes up a paragraph-sized space in a column. Over-educated yet still not that bright. Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 03:19 PM (NOIQH) ================= It's an imitation of how people used to write, but without understanding that there was still focus in those long sentences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:24 AM (vur0q)

174 I have a feeling that the economy is about to take off. If that feeling is right - nothing else Trump does will matter. Good, bad, indifferent.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:24 AM (tewYv)

175 She's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, either.

Posted by: JP in KC at February 28, 2017 10:24 AM (xB36Z)

176 Well, she has an actual husband, who is reportedly an actual man, who sleeps with her.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (PY9jH)

177 172 Are you casting aspersions on Chelsea Clinton, lifelong BIazers superfan? Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 03:23 PM (oZ6kz) ================== I would never! *goes to fainting couch*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (vur0q)

178 Will Smith ???? Aw HELL naw!

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (8GRZ3)

179 On the charisma scale, Chelsea is somewhere south of Gabby Giffords.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (8ZskC)

180 I need to find a new group of Deplorables.

Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (vtcmf)

181 Underside ok, it's her ear. Have had that before.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 10:25 AM (Mc+44)

182 155 Yeah, I thought Perez is the Clintonista and why the rift's just getting wider with the Berniebots? Posted by: Chupacabra at February 28, 2017 03:21 PM (pRtaC) ************* Don't know what happens with the Berniebots, maybe Warren ropes them in--or--Clooney snake charms them. Also another rumor is--Caroline Kennedy might take on Kristen Gillibrand for her NY senate seat. (possibly why Kristen is going to the left of Warren--see the Mattis vote.) So you all forgot about that dynasty--it could still come back!!

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (fi5nC)

183 oh come on, Chelsea could win any race by a couple furlongs...

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (FZYNt)

184 If Shep's eyes were any farther apart they'd be over his ears.

Just an observation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (PY9jH)

185 If you look up "white privilege" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (Mrl1e)

186 182 I need to find a new group of Deplorables. Posted by: Ready For Chelsea!!11!! at February 28, 2017 03:25 PM (vtcmf) ==================== "I love her so much!" -Lena Dunham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (vur0q)

187 I'm calling her a One. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 03:03 PM (AuISE) The ballistic nylon head bag, with the cable lock helps a lot, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (WDdjT)

188 I love it when that dumb bint talks about how money has never been important to her. A Woman of the People, she is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (8ZskC)

189 Who talks like this?
Part of her answer to "what books are on your nightstand?"

Alexievich is all-consuming when I'm reading it, completely evocative in a way that brings me into the fabric of the stories she's sharing, far more than bringing those stories to me. I find it both energizing and enervating, and best engaged with in chunks so I can experience it and not become numbed by its force.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (NOIQH)

190 what is happening lately, he says, is support for the hypothesis that we are living in a computer simulation and that something has recently gone haywire within it To recap: World Wars and genocide...NOMINAL CONDITIONS. Trump victory and an Oscars flub...SIGNS OF THE IMPENDING REBOOT.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (B+qrE)

191 Probably fake news, but supposedly Trump is going to give some sort of "compromise" on illegal immigration. I really don't see him winning over a single new voter by going soft on this issue. I could see some compromise or softening or even limited amnesty *after* the Wall is built (or at least vast portions do what they're supposed to), crime goes down, that sort of thing. Maaaaybe 2018 or '19 at the very very earliest. These things take time, and the idea behind the Wall and other aspects of an actual enforcement regime is to create a new reality, a better reality. Anyway, yeah, it's way too early for Trump to go wobbly on the biggest issue of the campaign.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (u0s1P)

192 Worst part of republican primary was Ted Cruz hooking up with Glenn Beck. Every stupid thing Beck did with Ted (and they were countless) Drudge blasted for the next week. Shame really. I like Ted, but he got some really bad advice about Beck.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (ZFUt7)

193 (I don't want to go to) Chelsea.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (7uYFy)

194 Well, she has an actual husband, who is reportedly an actual man, who sleeps with her. ............. *WARNING HORN* - disqualified!

Posted by: DNC at February 28, 2017 10:26 AM (HgMAr)

195 I think they'll find a Senate seat. It's too easy to get lost in the House, especially when the party is in the minority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:14 PM (vur0q)



Yeah, they'll want to give Chelsea the same treatment as Hillary; namely, take someone who has absolutely zero political history but who has a politically-connected family and give her a veneer of political credibility by cosseting her into a cushy Senate seat for at least one full term.  They won't want it to go much longer than that, though, because the Clinton brand will start to fade very quickly now that Cankles has been sent into exile.  They won't want to get her into the House, though, b/c the reelection cycle in the House is way too fast to get her any kind of clout.  Besides, the Senate is the American equivalent of the House of Lords - it's where The Ruling Class views itself most favorably.  You can't have the Daughter of the Clintons mucking around with the hoi polloi in the House when she could be socializing with the Select, Special Few who comprise the Senate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:27 AM (4df7R)

196 "Compromise" has already been voiced by Trump. Is not going to deport dreamers at this time. That, to me, is a compromise. But if they are CRIMINAL dreamers, watch out.

Not worried at all. Plenty of people to deport beyond these dreamers.

Posted by: K-E at February 28, 2017 10:27 AM (HlvVu)

197 Chelsea loves the Portsmouth Trailbusters, and anyone who says different is a racist!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 10:27 AM (oZ6kz)

198 Applied for 3 jobs today.  I am praying I will at least get an interview.  The job market here sucks.

Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 10:27 AM (ByNzS)

199 I advise Democrats to keep digging the Clinton hole. The next shovel-full will be paydirt.

Posted by: melanerpes at February 28, 2017 10:28 AM (ZD0Qq)

200 I'm very tempted to make a joke Twitter account for "Web Hubble" and use the Twitter api to auto-reply whenever @ChelseaClinton posts. Stuff like "That's my girl." and "So proud!". That'd be some pretty low-down trolling.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2017 10:28 AM (Uy6ri)

201 Chelsea 'ran' the Clinton Foundation. Ran it. She knew where all the money came from and where all of it went. She even hired Eric Braverman to 'clean it up'.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:28 AM (8GRZ3)

202 196 Well, she has an actual husband, who is reportedly an actual man, who sleeps with her.
.............

*WARNING HORN* - disqualified!

Posted by: DNC at February 28, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)


Pictures or it didn't happen

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)

203 Who talks like this?
Part of her answer to "what books are on your nightstand?"

Alexievich is all-consuming when I'm reading it, completely evocative in
a way that brings me into the fabric of the stories she's sharing, far
more than bringing those stories to me. I find it both energizing and
enervating, and best engaged with in chunks so I can experience it and
not become numbed by its force.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

--------------------------



She said "chunks."  And that's what I feel like throwing up.  Gah, she's a pretentious, not very intelligent sounding, twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:28 AM (PY9jH)

204 I have a feeling that the economy is about to take off. If that feeling is right - nothing else Trump does will matter. Good, bad, indifferent. Posted by: blaster ___________ If he can get through some tax reform and figure out how to get rid of ObamaCare, absolutely. I will say though I think the stock market is going to have a bad correction in the future as we start having to raise interest rates and pay for Obama's QE Infinity.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 10:29 AM (njtEN)

205 Applied for 3 jobs today. I am praying I will at least get an interview. The job market here sucks. Posted by: Infidel at February 28, 2017 03:27 PM (ByNzS) It pretty much sucks everywhere. Hard to believe considering we were living in an economic golden age for 8 years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:29 AM (493sH)

206 197 Yeah, they'll want to give Chelsea the same treatment as Hillary; namely, take someone who has absolutely zero political history but who has a politically-connected family and give her a veneer of political credibility by cosseting her into a cushy Senate seat for at least one full term. They won't want it to go much longer than that, though, because the Clinton brand will start to fade very quickly now that Cankles has been sent into exile. They won't want to get her into the House, though, b/c the reelection cycle in the House is way too fast to get her any kind of clout. Besides, the Senate is the American equivalent of the House of Lords - it's where The Ruling Class views itself most favorably. You can't have the Daughter of the Clintons mucking around with the hoi polloi in the House when she could be socializing with the Select, Special Few who comprise the Senate. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 28, 2017 03:27 PM (4df7R) ================= I love the idea of Chelsea having less than a term in the Senate under her belt and then suddenly going out to run for President. The Clinton machine would do everything it could to push her over the line, but it'd be a losing battle from the start, and the effort would piss off EVERYBODY in the party. It'd be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:29 AM (vur0q)

207 Chelsea has a face made for radio.

However she overcame that and got a mid six figure income at an alphabet FAKE news outlet by shear talent and family connections....but mostly family connection.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2017 10:29 AM (cOHS7)

208 The irony is strong on this one.  Rich Brat #1 from famous parents interviews Rich Brat # 2 claiming how difficult it is to be Famous Rich Brats.  But then RB#1 suddenly realizes while talking with RB#2 about RB#2 success in life, that RB#1 hasn't actually achieved or done anything of any consequence in her life other than being RB#1.

Posted by: Smitty27 at February 28, 2017 10:29 AM (g9d8D)

209 that Parade mag interview, April 2013:

Would you ever run for office?
I don't know. Before my mom's campaign in 2008, I would have said no, not because of any kind of thoughtful, deliberate questioning, but simply because people have been asking me that for as long as I can remember. I'm grateful to live in a city, in a state, in a country where I strongly believe in the confidence and ethos of my direct elected representatives. If there were a time where that wasn't true and I thought that I could make a disproportionately positive impact, I'd have to ask and answer that question.


Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 10:30 AM (b7fwp)

210 I'm pondering if the future will have Donald's grandkids and Hillary's grandkids one day duking it out for a NY political seat. It's the election that never ends, it goes on and on my friends...

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:30 AM (hvf9s)

211 >>Chelsea 'ran' the Clinton Foundation. I don't think she could run a lemonade stand. She may have sat in some meetings and made a few decisions but that's about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

212 I have always been a huge fan of the Oregon State Badgers football squadron and love it when we get that rain that happens all year round in Orygone. I'm practically a native Oregonster, and am at the Mount St Helens Jazz Festival every year!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 28, 2017 10:30 AM (39g3+)

213 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:31 AM (FZYNt)

214 (I don't want to go to) Chelsea. Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 03:26 PM (7uYFy) Accidents WILL happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2017 10:31 AM (TOk1P)

215 211 Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 03:30 PM (b7fwp) ================= She sounds like Hillary Bot 2.0, where the developers just kind of tried to start from scratch, starting with a dictionary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:31 AM (vur0q)

216 I punched myself in the face after watching that. The good news is if that's what Democrats believe is their savior, we are good for awhile.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:31 AM (gjdGN)

217 214 I have always been a huge fan of the Oregon State Badgers football squadron and love it when we get that rain that happens all year round in Orygone. I'm practically a native Oregonster, and am at the Mount St Helens Jazz Festival every year! Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 28, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+) ================== "Oh my, she's just so wonderful and authentic!" -Lena Dunham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:31 AM (vur0q)

218 "Over-educated yet still not that bright." If Trump wants to have some fun, start a major Federal investigation of Ivy League-ish admission policies. Not only do they viciously discriminate against Asian-Americans, but it would be fun to investigate how they lower their standards to legitimize the younger, dumber members of The American Ruling Class. I bet Chelsea's admission file at Stanford is a real hoot - let's subpoena it!

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (Mrl1e)

219 "Talk is for Chelsea to go for Nita Lowey's House seat." I know the 17th well. There are many ambitious Ds and Rs who would jump into the race. The Clintons don't have the local juice to stop this. Without an incumbent, both the D primary and the general can be very competitive. Chelsea can't get away with a Listening Tour. I'd bet she'd get her ass kicked.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (SIY7D)

220 I don't know. Before my mom's campaign in 2008, I would have said no, not because of any kind of thoughtful, deliberate questioning, but simply because people have been asking me that for as long as I can remember. I'm grateful to live in a city, in a state, in a country where I strongly believe in the confidence and ethos of my direct elected representatives. If there were a time where that wasn't true and I thought that I could make a disproportionately positive impact, I'd have to ask and answer that question. Everything that broad just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (8ZskC)

221 Clinton's alleged love child Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 03:16 PM (MZ/gs) "Sex child", maybe. Doubt there was any love involved. Money, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (WDdjT)

222 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt)



So long as no one tries to rein her in.  If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

223 The Obamabots will take her out.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (8GRZ3)

224 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) Whoa! Let's not make any on the hoof decisions here.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (TOk1P)

225 to = too

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:32 AM (PY9jH)

226 Shame really. I like Ted, but he got some really bad advice about Beck. He really was doing quite well up until that point, too. Then his campaign began to stumble. Not a smart move at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (39g3+)

227 Didn't Caroline Kennedy get her ass beat from downtown to uptown in an NY Senate run?

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (pRtaC)

228 Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget. That's some serious coin.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

229 If there were a time where that wasn't true and I thought that I could make a disproportionately positive impact, I'd have to ask and answer that question. ----------------------------------------------- I've always had a problem with disproportionate positivity. A burden I bear.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (SsblQ)

230 I bet Chelsea's admission file at Stanford is a real hoot - let's subpoena it! Or Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (u0s1P)

231 "Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 03:30 PM (b7fwp) " There are a multitude of paradigms for rendering a verdict on whether the totality of Chelsea's enumerations promote a general sense of utility or whether they are wholly nugatory.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (oZ6kz)

232 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK She could ride it to a gov job.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:33 AM (QFqpA)

233 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK You're just horsing around with us, right?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:34 AM (ZFUt7)

234 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) Yeah, nobody puts a bit in Chelsea's mouth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:34 AM (8ZskC)

235 Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget.

That's some serious coin.



And Fox reported the GOPe won't approve it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)

236 Or Obama's transcripts. Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 28, 2017 03:33 PM (u0s1P) Those I want to see. The world's smartest man and all of those D minuses.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2017 10:34 AM (493sH)

237 "Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 03:32 PM (SIY7D)" Oh no. She would win. That's my district unfortunately. They gerrymandered our town in a few years ago. The people are mindless in voting for Congress. That's why we have the barely competent Lowey.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:34 AM (gjdGN)

238 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) You should rein in your enthusiasm.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (hLRSq)

239 Trump has a compromise on illegal aliens, "We win, they lose."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (cOHS7)

240 203 Chelsea 'ran' the Clinton Foundation. Ran it. .............. Tough job, sitting around counting piles of cash all day, cashing checks and hiring hit men.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (HgMAr)

241 >>> The rhythm of the yes-they-won-oh-my-God-no-they-didn't event, with "La La Land" replaced by "Moonlight" as Best Picture, was weirdly like that of ... Election Night. I still posit that the ending of Oscar Night played out exactly like the ending of La La Land, it's kind of poetic. (SPOILER ALERT) La La Land gets the fairytale ending of winning, only to cut back to reality where Moonlight wins, and La La Landers must return to the wistful what might have been. Which yes oddly enough parallels election night, bwahaha.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (hvf9s)

242 >>And Fox reported the GOPe won't approve it. Given Trump's normal bargaining tactics, ask for the moon settle for significantly less, I can't say I'm shocked. But I like the trend.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

243 Chelsea as a ponygirl might be interesting. I might vote for that.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (fLs+c)

244 >>>>Chelsea 'ran' the Clinton Foundation.


Like a Clinton: she is just as unpleasant and entirled as her mom, per people who work at the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (NOIQH)

245 I simply adore syllables. I have ever since I was an infant.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 28, 2017 10:35 AM (8ZskC)

246 Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget. ======= The end of CR spending. Wonder if it is possible? Congress will need it's palms greased. The slush funds won't fill themselves.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (8GRZ3)

247 I feel kind of sorry for Chelsea's husband.  If he ever got his fill of her, her mother, and horndog dad, he'd never be able to divorce her.

Another "accident" waiting to happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (PY9jH)

248 209 Chelsea has a face made for radio.

She has a face only a mother could love.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (jxbfJ)

249 With the amount of bribes they were taking in, wth, you don't count it, you weigh it.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (pRtaC)

250 "And Fox reported the GOPe won't approve it." No. Fox reported that weenie from NC wouldn't approve it. He used the collective "we"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (gjdGN)

251 I know the 17th well. There are many ambitious Ds and Rs who would jump into the race. The Clintons don't have the local juice to stop this. Once Bill kicks the bucket, it's over. Hill doesn't have the charisma or juice like Bill did. Chelsea is SOL at that point.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (QFqpA)

252 I'm sure that all that is needed to make he beloved by the people is a quality boob job and Stalinist takeover of the country.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 28, 2017 10:36 AM (PNcou)

253 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country ------- I think it would be more like a stampede of quokkas waddling through the tall grass.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at February 28, 2017 10:37 AM (dw3S5)

254 Amazon back up.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:37 AM (ZFUt7)

255 She has a face only a mother could love. Yes - a mother gorilla.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 28, 2017 10:37 AM (PFy0L)

256 @252 ABC says Lindsey Graham and Rubio say its bad.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:37 AM (tewYv)

257 They're still trying to make some hay off of the Clinton name. That show's over, folks.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:37 AM (hLRSq)

258 Once Bill kicks the bucket, it's over. Hill doesn't have the charisma or juice like Bill did. Chelsea is SOL at that point. Who are you kidding? The Clintons don't have that kind of muscle anymore.

Posted by: Moe Greene at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (8ZskC)

259 I'm not worried about Chelsea. Bubba has all the political talent in that family. I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (ZM2xo)

260 Chelsea looks less like Howdy Doody these days, but still is pretty much leaning that way. With really careful makeup and contouring, careful lighting, and professional hair, she can look no completely hideous but nothing can hide her lack of charisma, genuineness, and basically dim nature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (39g3+)

261 Some Media Asshole: Chelsea, everyone is dying to know what you think of one crucial Oregonian issue - Ducks or Beavers? Chelsea: I'm a vegan so I'm afraid I can't answer that question. But from what I used to hear in the White House I know my mom is a huge fan of beavers!

Posted by: Chelsea's Oregon Senate Run at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)

262 "Those I want to see. The world's smartest man and all of those D minuses." Hard to believe, which is why I don't understand why Obama never released his transcripts (perhaps because he was admitted as a "foreign" student). You don't think there is affirmative action grading at Columbia and Harvard Law? Schools like that give out only mostly A's anyway, at least in the subjects that Obama would have taken.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (Mrl1e)

263 Paul McCartney was my second love, after Dr. Kildare. But I really do not like Stella's clothing line. I wonder if she would have gone anywhere without the name?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (DLIpz)

264 What Chelsea needs to do is co-author a children's book.  About Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (PY9jH)

265 95 I think we can still give her California, right John? Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 28, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr) She can have it (ba-dump bump)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (sK2fh)

266 >>"Talk is for Chelsea to go for Nita Lowey's House seat."


Wasn't it Nita Lowey whom Hillary stepped over to run for Senate?
IIRC, Lowey was 'next in line' (per Democrat insiders) to move from Congress to Senate until "poor Hillary" needed something to soothe the woulds of Bill's public Lewinski affair.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (NOIQH)

267 Chelsea can run on her hotness factor. Everybody loves a baby mammal.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (gjdGN)

268 Tough job, sitting around counting piles of cash all day, cashing checks and hiring hit men. --- the paper cuts...you have no idea...

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton Mezvinski at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (PNcou)

269 236 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) Yeah, nobody puts a bit in Chelsea's mouth. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC To be fair, she refuses to quit. So you have to be thinking sammiches at this point.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 10:38 AM (gt2pY)

270 ugh the clinton gang need to all find a rock to crawl under. and stay.

Posted by: USNtakim at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (hMqvx)

271 danny williams looks like a cross between bill clinton and barack obama

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (0O7c5)

272 Remember the old SNL skit with Reagan kind of bumbling around, and when the doors closed he kicked ass and took names? My fear is that Chelsea plays her public persona like some of the old mob guys did: bumbling and fumbling in public so nobody would bother investigating them.

Posted by: Chupacabra[/i][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (pRtaC)

273 "Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget." The initial negotiating demand. We'll see what comes out of the Sausage Shop.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

274 "Election 2016" was a great flick, really kept me at the edge of my seat.  I can't wait until it's re-imagined* in 8 years as "Election 2024."  Trump (Ivanka) trounces Bush (George P.) in the primaries, and then has a surprise victory against Clinton (Chelsea) in the general. 

*totally fresh/modern take because the hero is a chick this time, of course.

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (EpAnP)

275 >>You don't think there is affirmative action grading at Columbia and Harvard Law? Harvard Law doesn't do grades anymore. It's pass/fail basically.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 10:39 AM (/tuJf)

276 First, a more or less expected, if "safe," result was on its way-though Hillary Clinton never got all the way to the stage, so to speak, the result did seem safely in hand at 7 P.M., according to the polling Except at no point the entire evening did she ever have a lead in electoral college votes. Ever. The only ones who said she was going to win were pollsters, and only a fool trusts them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (39g3+)

277 260 Once Bill kicks the bucket, it's over. Hill doesn't have the charisma or juice like Bill did. Chelsea is SOL at that point.


Who are you kidding? The Clintons don't have that kind of muscle anymore.

Posted by: Moe Greene at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (8ZskC)


Bill kicks the bucket and Webster Hubbell steps in to slip another one past the goalie.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (jxbfJ)

278 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo) My working prediction is that the younger daughter will become the first black female president... as a Republican (or whatever Trump's party morphs into after the quislings are ousted)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (sK2fh)

279 266 What Chelsea needs to do is co-author a children's book. About Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)


i love the fact that chelsea was all about abortion back in elementary school  when her parents claimed to be staunch pro lifers........

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (0O7c5)

280 253 Once Bill kicks the bucket, it's over. Hill doesn't have the charisma or juice like Bill did. Chelsea is SOL at that point. Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2017 03:36 PM (QFqpA) ================== I agree. Once Bill is gone the Clinton name means as much as the Johnson name. They have to get either Hillary the presidency in 2020 or Chelsea started on the road now in order to retain any sense of relevancy at all. I guess a House seat would be a way to start, but it'd be about the equivalent of any Senator I think (clout of Clinton name + House seat = No name + Senate seat). They'd be in for the long haul. At that point, you wonder who it's for? Does Chelsea want it? Is it the organization around the family? Is Hillary really that desperate for some kind of power? (Don't laugh)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (vur0q)

281 "Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget." The initial negotiating demand. We'll see what comes out of the Sausage Shop. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq) ------- Predictions: 15% increase.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (SsblQ)

282 "Strange to say, but she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch."


Oh, come on.  She has all the charisma of Jeffrey Dahmer and all the common touch of an oily bowel discharge.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2017 10:40 AM (GX63o)

283 What Chelsea needs to do is co-author a children's book. About Planned Parenthood. Heather and the Very Nasty Clump of Cells

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (8ZskC)

284 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo)



The oldest one worries me the most.  She's her daddy's favorite ("my best friend"--TFG) and has her mother's resting bitch face.



I keep hoping the youngest one will turn away from her parents' crazy politics and do something great with her life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (PY9jH)

285 The country is tired of identity politics. We're only getting warmed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (IqV8l)

286 Is it possible the Clintons retarded that poor girl? She acts like she doesn't know who her parents are.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (fLs+c)

287 Nobody who worked with Chelsea at the foundation liked her. Not only was she an ogre, but she was incompetent. But in fairness, that worked for her mom. Right up until people with a pulse actually got to vote.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (gjdGN)

288 "Harvard Law doesn't do grades anymore. It's pass/fail basically." How do they determine who gets on the law review, then? I know Obama was elected to the law review, but generally the law review positions are given to the bast students.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (Mrl1e)

289 >>>19 My mother bought my 11 year old son some ya do gooder book Chelsea wrote. I threw it in the trash the second she left. Posted by: Lauren lol...i told you what a great mom you were ages ago, keep up the great work!

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (GAbZm)

290 My mother bought my 11 year old son some ya do gooder book Chelsea wrote. I threw it in the trash the second she left. Posted by: Lauren "It's your world". Description sounds ghastly, more like a list of leftist talking points than a children's tale.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (W8bn5)

291 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo) Why? What makes you think they have any ability in politics? A name isn't everything, you actually have to have some political ability - as Hillary Clinton and Caroline Kennedy have proven.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (hLRSq)

292 "She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House."

Babs retired this last cycle. Thanks to Commiefornia's electorate, Senator Ma'am has been replaced by Kamala Harris, who combines Boxer's dim intellect with the inflammatory racial attitudes of Michelle Obama.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 10:41 AM (noWW6)

293 Weigh it, stack it on pallets, shrink wrap it and load it on airplanes. That does sound like a lot of work.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (HgMAr)

294 ABC says Lindsey Graham and Rubio say its bad. Then they can explain to the American people why the size of government can't be cut.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (QFqpA)

295 275 "Wow. WSJ is reporting that Trump's budget outline wants a 37% cut to the State Dept budget." The initial negotiating demand. We'll see what comes out of the Sausage Shop. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora or Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq) He won't get that - but it's better than starting out asking for no increase in spending and calling that a "cut."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (ZM2xo)

296 Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feeeeeeliiiiin'

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (0mRoj)

297 >>> I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo) Oldest Obama girl seems to be in love with Hollywood, if all the interning she is doing is any indication. If she goes into showbiz after college, I predict an unearned but MSM lauded oscar/emmy/etc within ten years.

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (hvf9s)

298 #ButTheyPersist for ME

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton Mezvinski at February 28, 2017 10:42 AM (PNcou)

299 299 Oldest Obama girl seems to be in love with Hollywood, if all the interning she is doing is any indication. If she goes into showbiz after college, I predict an unearned but MSM lauded oscar/emmy/etc within ten years. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 03:42 PM (hvf9s) =================== God, they would, wouldn't they? Hollywood just loves that family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:43 AM (vur0q)

300 Yeah, that older Obama girl ..... Never a smile that I've seen. She does hold Daddy's hand a lot. Which one of you ladies held your father's hand in public during high school? It's weird.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 28, 2017 10:43 AM (DLIpz)

301 Is it possible the Clintons retarded that poor girl? She acts like she doesn't know who her parents are. Posted by: torabora If those were your parents, would you admit it? Even to yourself?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 28, 2017 10:43 AM (9krrF)

302 299 >>> I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo) Oldest Obama girl seems to be in love with Hollywood, if all the interning she is doing is any indication. If she goes into showbiz after college, I predict an unearned but MSM lauded oscar/emmy/etc within ten years. Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 03:42 PM (hvf9s) Porn.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 10:43 AM (0mRoj)

303 Okay, not to kick a hornet's nest a day after ace put us all on Triple Secret Probation, but I'll admit it - I've never gotten this whole "we need to see Obama's transcripts!" deal. Okay, sure, if it ends up that he got all C's, it'll be good for a laugh - but if he got straight A's, would it change your opinion of him in the least? Of course not - he was still a miserable failure as President. Everyday we see the complete idiocy of people all over - in Washington, in Hollywood, in Silicon Valley even - who got straight A's and Latin honors from prestigious schools.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)

304 Are you telling me that Team Trump can't find a few people who are about to lose their homes because their obamacare premiums are sending them to the poorhouse?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:44 AM (aaHY9)

305 Yeah, that older Obama girl ..... Never a smile that I've seen. She does hold Daddy's hand a lot. Which one of you ladies held your father's hand in public during high school? It's weird.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 28, 2017 03:43 PM (DLIpz)



I didn't.  But my Daddy wasn't a mincing ponce, either.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:44 AM (PY9jH)

306 302 Yeah, that older Obama girl ..... Never a smile that I've seen. She does hold Daddy's hand a lot. Which one of you ladies held your father's hand in public during high school? It's weird. Posted by: grammie winger at February 28, 2017 03:43 PM (DLIpz) Wait. I think this was in a Lifetime Channel movie...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 10:44 AM (0mRoj)

307 I'm not worried about Chelsea. Bubba has all the political talent in that family. I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo) I'm not worried that any of these people will attempt it. I am worried that the American people will fall for it. We dodged a bullet this past November, but it was too close for anybody to think it won't happen in the future.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2017 10:44 AM (TOk1P)

308 305 Okay, not to kick a hornet's nest a day after ace put us all on Triple Secret Probation, but I'll admit it - I've never gotten this whole "we need to see Obama's transcripts!" deal. Okay, sure, if it ends up that he got all C's, it'll be good for a laugh - but if he got straight A's, would it change your opinion of him in the least? Of course not - he was still a miserable failure as President. Everyday we see the complete idiocy of people all over - in Washington, in Hollywood, in Silicon Valley even - who got straight A's and Latin honors from prestigious schools. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 03:43 PM (oZ6kz) ================== I think that's how it would play out. Does the left think Ted Cruz is any smarter despite his very public intellectual accomplishments? No, they still think he's dumb because Jon Stewart said so, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:44 AM (vur0q)

309 Exactly. Where exactly do Miss Lindsey and Litttle Marco Timy Hands think government can be cut? Should we go cut grandmas Socual Security you midgets or would you rather cut the Clinton-Obama Deparment of Subterfuge. You fucking small minded Pygmys

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (gjdGN)

310 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. At this point, the only thing either one seems to have inherited from dad is a love of celebrity and partying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (39g3+)

311 Clinton's alleged love child Posted by: ThunderB ........... There IS a resemblance!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (so+oy)

312 So I drive to WalMart to get some cold medication, kleenex, and some other necessities. Took the TR6 roadster with the top down, because the Suburban is wounded, and the storm is over, right? Did my shopping, head out to the parking lot, and the rain begins again. By the time I hit the street, it's raining buckets. Half a mile to drive to the house, and I'm soaked to the skin. But at least the windshield wipers work, so there's that. Now the Sun is out once more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (WDdjT)

313 Reports are Chelsea doesn't want to be saddled with the responsibility of caring for Hillary in her declining years.

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (FZYNt)

314 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 03:38 PM (ZM2xo)

It's not going to be the daughters, it's going to be Michelle.  She's going to run the Hillary playbook of Senate -> president, but she will to it better and therefore be more likely to succeed.

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (EpAnP)

315 People who are paying $1500/mo for health insurance don't have any more time to wait for the Republicans. #FixHealthCareNow

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (aaHY9)

316 The Clinton machine would do everything it could to push her over the line, but it'd be a losing battle from the start, and the effort would piss off EVERYBODY in the party.

It'd be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:29 PM (vur0q)



The Clinton Machine still can't quite believe that their mix of nimble young go-getters and old, battleworn veterans couldn't find the votes necessary to drag Hillary's wrinkly chin across the finish line.  I am convinced that THEY are convinced that the problem was solely Hillary's baggage: she'd been a public figure for so long that she doesn't have enough future left to outrun all that history. 


But Chelsea.  Oh, Chelsea is a   different story. 


Chelsea, by the very nature of her status as the child of a former President, is as close to a blank slate as you can get.  She's been shielded from so much media criticism over the years, first because she was a child, then b/c she was "her own person" making her way thru college who deserved to be "out of the limelight," then she was a "newlywed," and then a "new mother," and then a "dedicated daughter"; and this whole time she's barely picked up any nicks or cuts that are her own.  She's got a few dings, but NOTHING like Hillary's email server or Benghazi. 



But most important of all, she's a CLINTON.



Chelsea is   The Clinton Machine's   vehicle back to champagne and caviar   at  all the hottest DC parties.    They are going to bend themselves into pretzels to try and make her bland, unappealing,  drippy personality into a radiant burst of sunlight.  They will shine that pebble into a diamond if it takes them every minute of every day from now til 2024.



And when they fail, and fail HARD, I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (4df7R)

317 Get the map out and find a blue spot on the map, put out feelers, probes, and find an easy place she can win on  name only.  Maybe she can start out as a congresswomen, its beneath her, but its a start. 

Posted by: Colin at February 28, 2017 10:45 AM (ec2s9)

318 53 Am I the only one who hears Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead" in my head every time Chelsea appears on my telescreen?

Undead undead undead...

Posted by: General Zod at February 28, 2017 03:05 PM (Bdeb0)


Ha!  I used to listen to that every morning.  I used it as a stopwatch to race against on my way to work.  I hear "Handsome & Gretel" by Babes in Toyland whenever I see Chelsea.  Don't know why.

http://tinyurl.com/jclpa3t

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (43OZ6)

319 "Nobody who worked with Chelsea at the foundation liked her. Not only was she an ogre, but she was incompetent." I like the fact that in internal Clinton Foundation memoranda, she always referred to Bill as "Dad". Normally, you'd want to soft-pedal the family connection when communicating with others (particularly when everyone knows the connection anyway), but I guess she wanted to make it clear that at the Clinton Foundation, there were the family members, and there were the servants.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (Mrl1e)

320 316 It's not going to be the daughters, it's going to be Michelle. She's going to run the Hillary playbook of Senate -> president, but she will to it better and therefore be more likely to succeed. Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 03:45 PM (EpAnP) =================== I'm betting the average voter would find Michelle's public persona more likable than Hillary's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (vur0q)

321 Hillary's been in decline since she failed the DC Bar...

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (Mc+44)

322 Next time, take the motorcycle!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (aaHY9)

323 305 True,it's just that they held him up as the smartest EVER.With zero evidence to back that up.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2017 10:46 AM (r/0kC)

324 I'm betting the average voter would find Michelle's public persona more likable than Hillary's. Posted by: TheJamesMadison Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (FZYNt)

325 I guess Amazon decided to pay the $88 dollars in Bitcoins to unlock the S3 server.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (ZFUt7)

326 Chelsea was going to be a pediatric cardio thoracic neurovascular transplant surgeon, but decided her intellect and abilities took her far above such a meager calling.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (0mRoj)

327 so Congress passes a big budget for the State Dep't, Trump vetoes it and the State Dep't shuts down. Expect to see news stories of people who couldn't get their passports renewed in time to get back to Funuckistan in time for mother's funeral.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (b7fwp)

328 318 But most important of all, she's a CLINTON. Chelsea is The Clinton Machine's vehicle back to champagne and caviar at all the hottest DC parties. They are going to bend themselves into pretzels to try and make her bland, unappealing, drippy personality into a radiant burst of sunlight. They will shine that pebble into a diamond if it takes them every minute of every day from now til 2024. And when they fail, and fail HARD, I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh... Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 28, 2017 03:45 PM (4df7R) =================== And they very well could hobble their party for an election cycle or two as the proxy wars keep playing themselves out. I really hope they're planning on elevating her. I really really do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (vur0q)

329 Chelsea's going to have to be appointed to a job. She can't risk going for even a 'safe' seat only to be rejected. The next Dem in the WH will appoint her to a job.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 10:47 AM (7uYFy)

330 Okay, sure, if it ends up that he got all C's, it'll be good for a laugh - but if he got straight A's, would it change your opinion of him in the least? Of course not - he was still a miserable failure as President. Everyday we see the complete idiocy of people all over - in Washington, in Hollywood, in Silicon Valley even - who got straight A's and Latin honors from prestigious schools. Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 03:43 PM (oZ6kz) It is just a goose and gander thing. Someone leaks the transcripts of every Republican, ever. You know how Obama is. If he was a straight A student, you wouldn't hear the end of it. He is not trying to hide how awesome he is. It would make all the "This is the smartest person ever to want to be President" dopes look like, um, dopes though.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (tewYv)

331 JCC bomb threats Mostly Mondays, usually mid morning. Only Wednesday was after MLK weekend Womans voice, altered. Yesterday calls were on the east coast in the morning, then late afternoon on the west coast. First time thats happened Mostly monday mornings. Are they doing it at work? They took MLK off. Government worker?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (MZ/gs)

332 We know PLENTY of people who lost the health insurance they were happy with, and saw increases of at least triple over what they had been paying.

One couple we know, whose son is subject to seizures, lost his pediatrician. 

They have had a rough time and despise TFG with the heat of a million suns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (PY9jH)

333 Chelsea Clinton is a slightly better looking version of Amy Carter... Now Pardon me while I go throw-up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (KlI/a)

334 331 Chelsea's going to have to be appointed to a job. She can't risk going for even a 'safe' seat only to be rejected. The next Dem in the WH will appoint her to a job. Posted by: JoeF. Where she will have a stable of eager handlers

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (FZYNt)

335 "bumbling and fumbling in public" it c-c-can w-w-w- , be useful

Posted by: Claudius at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (OrgN4)

336 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:44 PM (vur0q) And it's a little tin-foil-hatty, but I would not at all discount the possibility that some jerkoffs in the registrar's office would do a little creative editing with the records anyways. "Straight A's in all 500 credit hours he took over two semesters? Well, of course! Why wouldn't he be able to do that, you racist!" It's a Kafka/Solzhenitsyn world. We just live in it. With a different accent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 10:48 AM (sK2fh)

337 326 Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (FZYNt) ================== Michelle's public persona isn't the angry black woman. Granted, the only bit I've really seen is her appearance on Sesame Street, but she came off as likable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (vur0q)

338 "She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House." --------------------------- Babs retired this last cycle. Thanks to Commiefornia's electorate, Senator Ma'am has been replaced by Kamala Harris, who combines Boxer's dim intellect with the inflammatory racial attitudes of Michelle Obama. Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 03:41 PM (noWW6) Yeah, I realized that after I hit send. What little I know of Kabbalah Harris, I would assume she's in the same category, but younger. Old lady Feinstein is still kicking though, so that's the one who to strategize around.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (TOk1P)

339 and re 268: that's pretty much how I recall it. Lowey had a wonderfully dumb explanation, something about needing to not stay in the same place

Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (b7fwp)

340 I don't buy Michelle Obama as having the ambition or energy to run for office anywhere, only demand it be given her like a no-work job at a hospital. She does have a huge advantage over Hillary though: almost no baggage. She's unlikable and angry looking, but aside from a few stupid comments, there aren't any skeletons in her closet. Hillary had an abattoir.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (39g3+)

341 >>Oldest Obama girl seems to be in love with Hollywood, if all the interning she is doing is any indication. If she goes into showbiz after college, I predict an unearned but MSM lauded oscar/emmy/etc within ten years.


Yeah, I can see her getting into producing or something. Both girls were understandably shy, so I don;t yet see any interest of hers to get on tv like her mom.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

342 For 5 weeks

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:49 AM (MZ/gs)

343 "How do they determine who gets on the law review, then? I know Obama was elected to the law review, but generally the law review positions are given to the bast students."

The book _Poisoned Ivy_ relates how Harvard Law had gotten itself into a real jam shortly before Obama arrived as a new admission. They had hired a black female prof who was a consistent underperformer, and then let her go. And instead of gently smoothing her way out, they were pretty abrupt about it.

RAYCISS ELEVENTY! A huge shitrain ensued.

So with the dean and the oversight committee frantically backpedaling from their self-created public relations disaster, they decided that they had to address certain racial lacunae at HLS, one of them being that there had never been a black student in charge of the review.

It was decreed from on high that this was to change at once, and they essentially took the first black warm body to walk in the door, and it happened to be Barack Obama. Nothing more to it than that.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (noWW6)

344 Freaking McKinsey hired Chelsea for a $400k a year job. You know because she was so qualified. Right.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (gjdGN)

345 I'm worried the Obama girls will want to go into politics - to "save" daddy's legacy. At this point, the only thing either one seems to have inherited from dad is a love of celebrity and partying. Bong rips.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (QFqpA)

346 342 I don't buy Michelle Obama as having the ambition or energy to run for office anywhere, only demand it be given her like a no-work job at a hospital. She does have a huge advantage over Hillary though: almost no baggage. She's unlikable and angry looking, but aside from a few stupid comments, there aren't any skeletons in her closet. Hillary had an abattoir. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor no skeletons but there is a mysterious bulge...

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (FZYNt)

347 Chelsea Clinton is both sassy and spicy. Spicy like when the illegal alien from Uruguay in the kitchen doesn't wash his hands before making your Chinese Chicken Salad and leaves bits of fecal matter in your lunch and you get some kind of horrible Uruguayan diarrhea which cores out your colon for the next week and a half. Yeah! That kind of spicy! And sassy like your poor old senile Grandpa when he leaves the house in his pajamas and goes to the park, and sits down on a park bench and then lays down and goes to sleep. And then he suddenly wakes up and starts cursing at the pigeons and throwing pine cones at them. Yeah! That kind of sassy! And beautiful like there was a catcher's mitt that was raped by a basset hound and that union produced an offspring. Yeah! That kind of beautiful! Chelsea Clinton is a Thing*, h8ters!!!! *Not The Thing as trademarked by Marvel Comics though.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (vZ9Fw)

348 (erm... i think i meant Zamyatin, not Solzhenitsyn... but that works too i guess... whatever, y'all get my point)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 10:50 AM (sK2fh)

349 Okay, not to kick a hornet's nest a day after ace put us all on Triple Secret Probation, but I'll admit it - I've never gotten this whole "we need to see Obama's transcripts!" deal. Okay, sure, if it ends up that he got all C's, it'll be good for a laugh - but if he got straight A's, would it change your opinion of him in the least? ________ It's more about seeing what he put down for nationality, as in NOT identifying as an American and him having to explain that. But it would be nice to show people that affirmative action is promoting people that don't deserve promoting at the expense of someone that deserves it. So a white kid that had better grades and resume got shafted so white liberals could feel good. Michelle Obama claimed to have bombed her SATs and had poor grades, yet she got into Princeton. Explain that.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (njtEN)

350 They're going to get her in office. It's the only way they're going to payoff all the graft from dictators they've taken for years. They expect a return on their investment. They'll get her into Congress then due to their Washington connections, she'll get on a few prime committees that are full of insider information and graft. It's all about the graft.

Posted by: WisRich at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (hdpay)

351
I'm betting the average voter would find Michelle's public persona more likable than Hillary's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:46 PM (vur0q)



"For the first time in my adult life I'm proud of my country."



"All that for a flag??"



"America is a mean country."



Yeah.  No.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

352 "Strange to say, but she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch."


I see what you did there.  Heh.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (1zARK)

353 Freaking McKinsey hired Chelsea for a $400k a year job. You know because she was so qualified. Chelsea doesn't care about money. Not at all. She said so.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (8ZskC)

354 Younger Obama girl isnt shy. Just because the press leaves them alone, as they should, we cant assume we know them. Not really

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (MZ/gs)

355 Chelsea Clinton and Amy Carter thunder dome cage match. Hope for injuries.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2017 10:51 AM (gjdGN)

356 "It is just a goose and gander thing. Someone leaks the transcripts of every Republican, ever." Not to mention that when Obama ran for the Senate, the sealed divorce records of **both** his primary challenger and his general election opponent were leaked. Of course, Cook County left no stone unturned in tracking down the people who leaked the confidential records, so they could be prosecuted. LOL.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (Mrl1e)

357 Okay, not to kick a hornet's nest a day after ace put us all on Triple Secret Probation, but I'll admit it - I've never gotten this whole "we need to see Obama's transcripts!" deal. It's not so much about grades, but about widely held suspicions that he matriculated at Occidental and Columbia while claiming Indonesian nationality. Also, it would be interesting to see if the bulk of his classes were in subjects like "Advanced Marxist Theory" and "Deconstruction of Constitutional Republics."

Posted by: V the K at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (O7MnT)

358 Are you telling me that Team Trump can't find a few people who are about to lose their homes because their obamacare premiums are sending them to the poorhouse? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 ............... Probably not.. because those people simply dropped their coverage.. But yeah.. you would think they could find someone to tell a sob story of how bad O'Care is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (so+oy)

359 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen. Hate to piss in the cornflakes, but 2 words: New York. It can happen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (ul9CR)

360 Michelle's public persona isn't the angry black woman. Yeah it is, but she could change that with some very good coaching, self control, and makeup. She doesn't have to look angry but she seems so arrogant and certain of her "look" that I doubt she'd take coaching or appearance modification from anyone. Hillary Clinton tried to turn a rainbow of Mao suits into a fashion statement instead of the only way to cover up her colostomy bag and hideous body. It didn't work (although you know if she'd won it would be all over the catwalks).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (39g3+)

361 358 Not to mention that when Obama ran for the Senate, the sealed divorce records of **both** his primary challenger and his general election opponent were leaked. Of course, Cook County left no stone unturned in tracking down the people who leaked the confidential records, so they could be prosecuted. LOL. Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 03:52 PM (Mrl1e) =================== Who wants to bet that I can use this comment to turn this thread into a Star Trek discussion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (vur0q)

362 "Her newfound 'sass' is as phony as her mother's Chipotle habits."

Let's not forget Hillary's transparent ethnic pander of adopting the black female mannerism of carrying a bottle of hot sauce in her purse.

Because, y'know, for a woman whose throat is so inflamed and sensitive that she breaks out in constant uncontrollable lengthy coughing fits, hot sauce is _just the ticket_.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (noWW6)

363 I'm betting the average voter would find Michelle's public persona more likable than Hillary's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:46 PM (vur0q)


Michelle at least projects strength, has better fashion chops (not always my taste, but a million times more appealing than commie granny leisure couture). 

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 10:52 AM (EpAnP)

364 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) So long as no one tries to rein her in. If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** You two are just trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 10:53 AM (uhftQ)

365 If you want political influence, a donation to the Clinton Family Foundation RIGHT NOW is just the ticket. When they're in power again they'll remember who donated back when they were down and out, so you get lots of bang for your bribery buck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 10:53 AM (8ZskC)

366 I'm sure Chelsea will rear up and toss off all the riders on her coattails on her charge to the White House

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 10:53 AM (FZYNt)

367 Strange to say, but she lacks her mother's charisma and common touch. ---- ..ouch...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (8XRCm)

368 >>I don't buy Michelle Obama as having the ambition or energy to run for office anywhere, only demand it be given her like a no-work job at a hospital.


Still think she's going to get some sort of semi-regular tv job since that seems to be the only thing she enjoyed as FLOTUS:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2349292/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Is there any tv show shes *didn't* visit/guest star on???

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

369 Not to mention that when Obama ran for the Senate, the sealed divorce records of **both** his primary challenger and his general election opponent were leaked. In which we learned that (gasp) Jack Ryan enjoyed sex with his wife! The horror! Of course, by the time the MFM was done with it, Ryan was Pervy McRapeface.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (ul9CR)

370 Also, Obama's career was that of a professional academic. So the idea that his grades were off limits is absurd. He was an affirmative action baby, but that's the least of his sins.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (njtEN)

371 Most people covet money for the things it can buy. The Clintons covet money for the people it can buy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (sK2fh)

372 Did anyone mention-- The Cuomos? The slightly smarter one might make a run for it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (fi5nC)

373 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) So long as no one tries to rein her in. If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** You two are just trying to stirrup trouble. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 03:53 PM (uhftQ) ------- These puns are sooo sad-dle just sit here for a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:54 AM (8XRCm)

374 "Michelle Obama claimed to have bombed her SATs and had poor grades, yet she got into Princeton. Explain that." A smart black acquaintance of mine applied to Harvard, and got his acceptance back basically by return mail - no waiting at all. He had the sense not to go, fortunately.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 10:55 AM (Mrl1e)

375 America, you know you want her.  Admit it.

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2017 10:55 AM (1BQGO)

376 Who talks like this? Part of her answer to "what books are on your nightstand?" Alexievich is all-consuming when I'm reading it, completely evocative in a way that brings me into the fabric of the stories she's sharing, far more than bringing those stories to me. I find it both energizing and enervating, and best engaged with in chunks so I can experience it and not become numbed by its force. Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH) Chelsea, be a dear and go look up the definition of "enervating," would you?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2017 10:55 AM (s5o+q)

377 --
"She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House."
----------

I'm guessing she already owns a house in all of the likely states. (for this reason)  When there is a good opening, she will have miraculously found the home she's always loved.  Any silly residency niggles will be papered over.

Posted by: irright at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (pMGkg)

378 Did anyone mention--

The Cuomos?

The slightly smarter one might make a run for it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 03:54 PM (fi5nC)



Jeebus.  And it can't be said enough, Sandra Lee ("Semi-homemade") as FLOTUS.  The tablescapes and cocktail Christmas trees would be *fabulous.*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (PY9jH)

379 I just read Scott Adams' take on the Tucker vs. Bill Nye match from last night. The post is about cognitive dissonance. It's a good read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (vur0q)

380 375 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) So long as no one tries to rein her in. If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** You two are just trying to stirrup trouble. Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 28, 2017 03:53 PM (uhftQ) ------- These puns are sooo sad-dle just sit here for a while. It's tack-y

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (ul9CR)

381 The Clintons covet money for the people it can buy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 03:54 PM (sK2fh) PJ O'Rourke (before he became dead to me) wrote regarding Hillary Clinton and trading futures that if he made $100,000 he'd probably just buy a big car, the Clintons took it and ran for office, and there was already a big car there.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (tewYv)

382 Is there any tv show shes *didn't* visit/guest star on??? Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 03:54 PM (NOIQH) ----- The O'Reilley Factor???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (8XRCm)

383 I'm sure Chelsea will rear up and toss off phrasing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (39g3+)

384 "It's not so much about grades, but about widely held suspicions that he matriculated at Occidental and Columbia while claiming Indonesian nationality."

There's also his apparent invisibility at Columbia. Never in class.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (noWW6)

385 ...I've never gotten this whole "we need to see Obama's transcripts!" deal. It's not really substantive, I guess, just the principles that A) by not releasing them, one assumes they're not good and 2) comparing them to, say, W's (or to the hagiographic lionization). It's like a milder version of the birth certificate thing- it doesn't *actually* matter now, but it'd be interesting, and again, the cover-up is worse than the crime. (Even if there's no crime.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 28, 2017 10:56 AM (u0s1P)

386 Intternet outage today because Trump today in the east !! Never had any problems like this with presdent Obama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at February 28, 2017 10:57 AM (WmgTn)

387 >>How do they determine who gets on the law review, then? Don't know but there are 4 grades; Pass, Pass with honors, Low Pass and Fail.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)

388 When Bill and I left office, we were saddle-broke. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at February 28, 2017 10:57 AM (8ZskC)

389 366 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) So long as no one tries to rein her in. If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** You two are just trying to stirrup trouble. ****** Maybe start off small. Run for mare?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (0tfLf)

390 The Lightbringer never actually wrote anything for the Law Review, did he?

He was a lazy ass even back then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (PY9jH)

391 I just want to see Obama's transcripts because the MFM spent 8 years telling us he was the smartest man on earth. A brilliant constitutional scholar. They had no proof, just feelz reported as news. I want to see it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (ul9CR)

392 She is just so Fetch! And not in the complimentary way -

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (Qot/z)

393 Jeebus. And it can't be said enough, Sandra Lee ("Semi-homemade") as FLOTUS. The tablescapes and cocktail Christmas trees would be *fabulous.* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 03:56 PM (PY9jH) *********** Oh holy marinara sauce I forgot he married Martha Stewart II

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (fi5nC)

394 Maybe Hillary slept with the accountant. Doesn't seem like Chelsea got any of Bill's personality and more than half of Hillary's.

Posted by: Roy at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (VndSC)

395 "Oh no. She would win. That's my district unfortunately. They gerrymandered our town in a few years ago." Respectfully disagree about the 17th. The borders of these southern NY CDs have changed a lot with redistricting. The 17th now includes all of Rockland County, much of which is relatively conservative, as well as the northern parts of Westchester County.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 10:58 AM (SIY7D)

396 Is there any tv show shes *didn't* visit/guest star on??? Posted by: Lizzy Mr. Ed? Hee-Haw?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (QFqpA)

397 In which we learned that (gasp) Jack Ryan enjoyed sex with his wife! The horror! Of course, by the time the MFM was done with it, Ryan was Pervy McRapeface. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride I thought the scandalous part was that Ryan didn't mind if other men also enjoyed sex with his wife, while he enjoyed sex with their wives? If memory serves me, which it doesn't always.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (ZFUt7)

398 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 03:45 PM (WDdjT) Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (fDdVG)

399 Chelsea's not fit to hold her mother's bottle of hot sauce.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (dargh)

400 Kwanzaa Kake in the West Wing

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (MZ/gs)

401 There IS a resemblance! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry The franken-forehead, jutting chin, blobfish mouth. Yes, that could definitely be his son. Still looks like an attempt at a shakedown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (W8bn5)

402 >>It's not really substantive, I guess, just the principles that A) by not releasing them, one assumes they're not good and 2) comparing them to, say, W's (or to the hagiographic lionization).


Yeah, since everyone in 2007-2008 was telling us that Obama is off-the-charts intelligent, the prezzy with the highest IQ of all presidents, etc. It was odd there was no proof of this claim.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (NOIQH)

403 REMEMBER THE MANE ! ! ! !

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (8XRCm)

404 Pass, Pass with honors, Low Pass Is that what you get when you buzz the tower?

Posted by: Maverick n Goose at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (+INtM)

405 393 I just want to see Obama's transcripts because the MFM spent 8 years telling us he was the smartest man on earth. A brilliant constitutional scholar. They had no proof, just feelz reported as news. I want to see it. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 28, 2017 03:58 PM (ul9CR) ================= He was just an adjunct, right? And he didn't actually teach anything on the Constitution directly, right? I think it was something about Power Theory. I'm probably wrong. I usually am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (vur0q)

406 I'm betting the average voter would find Michelle's public persona more likable than Hillary's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 03:46 PM (vur0q)


That's a pretty low yardstick, dude.  :-)

And Michelle is an absolutely toxic, detestable excuse for a human being by all accounts.  She was hated by the people forced to work with her in her law firm job back in Chicago, hated by the people on the hospital board there where she turfed all those poor patients for money, hated by the secret service detail guarding her whom she treated like serfs.

If she actually ran for office stories like this would come out of the woodwork in the real media.  Veritas, Breibart, Daily Caller and co. would have a field day.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (1zARK)

407 Not to put too fine a point on it, but Chelsea Clinton looks like Howdy Doody and a horse's ass had a baby.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (hoJm7)

408

 

Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (FZYNt)

 

 

 

I can't think of one

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 10:59 AM (lKyWE)

409 Oh holy marinara sauce I forgot he married Martha Stewart II

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 03:58 PM (fi5nC)



They're not married.  She's his shack up. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (PY9jH)

410 328 Chelsea was going to be a pediatric cardio thoracic neurovascular transplant surgeon, but decided her intellect and abilities took her far above such a meager calling. Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj Actually she just found that harvesting organs from 3rd world countries via the Clinton Foundation to be much more profitable and less work.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (gt2pY)

411 "There's also his apparent invisibility at Columbia. Never in class." And, with the exception of Obama's Pakistani roommate, no one can recollect his being at Columbia. Very strange. I keep wondering if there will someday be a book giving the actual history of Obama's educational career, but that's probably too much to hope for. OTOH, a bunch of stuff about the sainted JFK did come out eventually.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (Mrl1e)

412 399 I thought the scandalous part was that Ryan didn't mind if other men also enjoyed sex with his wife, while he enjoyed sex with their wives? If memory serves me, which it doesn't always. Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 28, 2017 03:59 PM (ZFUt7) =================== I think he took Jeri to a sex club, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (vur0q)

413 A smart black acquaintance of mine applied to Harvard, and got his acceptance back basically by return mail - no waiting at all. He had the sense not to go, fortunately. Posted by: Elections Have Consequences _________ Why would you not go to Harvard if accepted? basically every college is over the top liberal, even in traditional red states But I get the feeling a very mediocre student can get into most Ivy Leagues with the right skin color if they just fill out the form. Which means every "high achieving" minority has a question mark over them if they actually deserved their success or it's about filling a quota.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (njtEN)

414 Don't know but there are 4 grades; Pass, Pass with honors, Low Pass and Fail. Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf) Is that for real? So basically, it's still just "A", "B", "C", and "D". Difference between "D" and "F" never matters anyway, because anything lower than "C"s and you're generally looking at getting tossed, or at least losing financial aid/grants. Why do these people hate letters?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (sK2fh)

415 404 Yeah, since everyone in 2007-2008 was telling us that Obama is off-the-charts intelligent, the prezzy with the highest IQ of all presidents, etc. It was odd there was no proof of this claim. Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2017 03:59 PM (NOIQH) ================== "You trust us, don't you?" -MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (vur0q)

416 410 Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (FZYNt) I can't think of one Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic The Jeffersons

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (FZYNt)

417 If we're cursed to have another Clinton for President, I'm hoping for George Clinton. He'll still be a leftist disaster, but at least we'll be able to rock out to Atomic Dog at the SotU Address.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (XWkhW)

418 Well, like her mother she's a self-made feminist ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS at February 28, 2017 11:00 AM (oWOFp)

419 Let's see if any cash starts flowing into Clinton Shakedown Initiative again. Thought I read it dried up once Herself lost. They may get a few former contributors to start donating 'just in case.' I'm picturing the re-bodied Voldemort chewing out his posse. Nobody wants the Clintons asking why you lost faith in them.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2017 11:01 AM (yrkX4)

420 Did anyone mention-- The Cuomos? The slightly smarter one might make a run for it. The one who thinks 12 yr old girls need to see dick in the bathrooms?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 11:01 AM (QFqpA)

421 >>> It didn't work (although you know if she'd won it would be all over the catwalks). Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+) Scarlett Johanson wore a pantsuit not that long ago that was awfully similar to the pantsuit worn during debate #2. Yeah the catwalks would be lousy with powerMao suits had she won. http://preview.tinyurl.com/jyn9tsa And what perfect timing for this thread, Malia Obama is getting the paparazzi treatment as a NYC intern! Working at the Weinstein Company. http://preview.tinyurl.com/zy95g24

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 11:02 AM (hvf9s)

422 Hillary had Bill Chelsea? That putz? Pfffftttt

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 11:02 AM (MZ/gs)

423 "Don't know but there are 4 grades; Pass, Pass with honors, Low Pass and Fail. Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf) " I mean, if you parcel it out like that, aren't those just grades by another name? Pass is a B, Low Pass is C/D, Pass with Honors is A, and Fail is F.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 11:02 AM (oZ6kz)

424 Kwanzaa Kake in the West Wing

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 03:59 PM (MZ/gs)



That's a Sandra Lee Klassic.  A kake kovered in korn nuts with three giant candles jammed down the middle.



Another favorite was her "klambake on the beach." 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:03 AM (PY9jH)

425 The transcripts or how he identified in college don't matter.  The left doesn't give a shit that their current hero Elizabeth Warren lies about her ancestry (not lied.. currently lies), so why would they care what FPBO claimed his was when he was in college?

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 11:03 AM (EpAnP)

426 366 Personally I think Chelsea would bring an unbridled enthusiasm to this country Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt) So long as no one tries to rein her in. If they wait to long, she might as well be put out to pasture. Posted by: Jane D'oh **** You two are just trying to stirrup trouble. ****** Maybe start off small. Run for mare? Canter folks help out? Sage advice and all?

Posted by: Adriane the Pie Critic ... eating another slice, just to be sure ... at February 28, 2017 11:03 AM (AoK0a)

427 I advise Democrats to keep digging the Clinton hole.
Posted by: melanerpes at February 28, 2017 03:28 PM


Ack!  Phrasing!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2017 11:03 AM (p+Wdc)

428 JeffB. says Chelsea Clinton is the last hope for the would-be Clinton Political Dynasty. Wait, what about Bill's brother Roger? He can't be any worse than the rest of the corrupt scum in that family. Why can't he be the Clinton's Great White Hope?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (+lVUW)

429 Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (FZYNt) I can't think of one Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic Sanford & Son.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (QFqpA)

430 Drunkbake ya mean. She was plastered

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (MZ/gs)

431 Chelsea's just feeling her oats. She wants to harness a bit of her parents success.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (8GRZ3)

432 Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas Tree: http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (mf5HN)

433 "Why would you not go to Harvard if accepted?" "Which means every "high achieving" minority has a question mark over them if they actually deserved their success or it's about filling a quota." That's precisely the point. Guy went to a historically black college, and eventually became a computer scientist.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 11:04 AM (Mrl1e)

434 Hope you feel better soon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 03:59 PM (fDdVG) Thank you, Fen. Just a cold, few more days, and I will be OK, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 11:05 AM (WDdjT)

435 It's like a milder version of the birth certificate thing- it doesn't *actually* matter now, but it'd be interesting, and again, the cover-up is worse than the crime. Right, its a chance to discredit the media even further: their total disinterest in the topic. Praising the man as the smartest human that ever lived and a college lion when he got d's and only got into college because he lied about his Kenyan origin would be egg all over their and his faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:05 AM (39g3+)

436 Andrew Cuomo is a nasty piece of work. An arrogant, spoiled nasty piece of work. And he comes across that way too.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:05 AM (7uYFy)

437 The one who thinks 12 yr old girls need to see dick in the bathrooms? Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2017 04:01 PM (QFqpA) That is the mission statement of the DNC and GOPe.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 28, 2017 11:05 AM (gt2pY)

438 Drunkbake ya mean. She was plastered

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 04:04 PM (MZ/gs)



True, that.  Also, I posted the video and the 'rons really enjoyed it.  Titties ahoy! 



And who drags a yuge gas grill down to a public beach to steam clams? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:05 AM (PY9jH)

439 I for one really miss that East German Border Guard and Prison Mistress look. The boots. Oh gawd, the boots!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (0tfLf)

440 The transcripts or how he identified in college don't matter. The left doesn't give a shit that their current hero Elizabeth Warren lies about her ancestry (not lied.. currently lies), so why would they care what FPBO claimed his was when he was in college? Posted by: not the mama If he claimed Indonesian, he either committed felony fraud, or his presidency is illegitimate.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (QFqpA)

441 435 "Why would you not go to Harvard if accepted?" "Which means every "high achieving" minority has a question mark over them if they actually deserved their success or it's about filling a quota." That's precisely the point. Guy went to a historically black college, and eventually became a computer scientist. Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 04:04 PM (Mrl1e) ================== I've read that that's one reason Clarence Thomas personally dislikes affirmative action. He got into law school through an affirmative action program, and his intellect was questioned for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (vur0q)

442 I would like to see a plastered floozy pushing Kwanzaa Kake in DC

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (MZ/gs)

443 9 Yeah, especially the NYT is trying super, super hard to sell her as this wise, intelligent, super educated leader. And she's just not. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Did the NYT also try to push Carolyn Kennedy on the public?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (+lVUW)

444 Kake n Kornuts Mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: ThunderB at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (MZ/gs)

445 I actually think Michelle WILL run for office, and she stands a good chance of winning b/c look who her husband is.  Obama sucked as President, but the man was a master at campaigning.  All he'd have to do is say, "Ladies and gentlemen, behind every great man is a better woman. *self-deprecating smile during laughter and applause*  So i'ts my pleasure to introduce the future President of the United States,   the woman who allowed me to be her husband, Michelle Obama!"


*gag!*


It'd be miserable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 11:06 AM (4df7R)

446 Stop trying to make Chelsea Clinton happen, media. B .. b .. but, Chelsea Clinton aint no ways tahhhrrd ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (FlRtG)

447 The left doesn't give a shit that their current hero Elizabeth Warren lies about her ancestry (not lied.. currently lies), so why would they care what FPBO claimed his was when he was in college? The left wouldn't care if President Obama sacrificed his children on an altar made of nuclear waste on live television. But the rest of the country might snicker at president affirmative action failing most of his classes but being accepted into Harvard while claiming to be from Kenya on a false passport.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (39g3+)

448 449 The left doesn't give a shit that their current hero Elizabeth Warren lies about her ancestry (not lied.. currently lies), so why would they care what FPBO claimed his was when he was in college? The left wouldn't care if President Obama sacrificed his children on an altar made of nuclear waste on live television. But the rest of the country might snicker at president affirmative action failing most of his classes but being accepted into Harvard while claiming to be from Kenya on a false passport. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (39g3+) ================== How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (vur0q)

449 And who drags a yuge gas grill down to a public beach to steam clams? Gwyneth Paltrow?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (QFqpA)

450 "a college lion when he got d's and only got into college because he lied about his Kenyan origin would be egg all over their and his faces." Actually, even more interesting would be his Harvard Law application, after he had spent a few years being an ineffectual community organizer in Chicago. Who recommended him? Why did Harvard take him?

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (Mrl1e)

451 I keep wondering if there will someday be a book giving the actual history of Obama's educational career, but that's probably too much to hope for. It all depends if the Dims think Obama and his OFA shenanigans are holding them back from winning elections. And if Soros and Obama/OFA get RICO'd for the violence they most likely fund IMHO. 2018 will probably tell the tale. Then the Dims will need to get rid of Obama, either by paying him off or by ruining his reputation as a con man who conned the Democrats. I'm betting on ruining his reputation. Cheaper and apparently, the guy is a real horse's patoot with no close friends in or out of politics.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2017 11:07 AM (vZ9Fw)

452 440 Gwyneth Paltrow?

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (r/0kC)

453 Should have warned us that the video was 22 hours long. After what felt like 11 hours, I gave up.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (Astxw)

454 If he claimed Indonesian, he either committed felony fraud, or his presidency is illegitimate. He claimed to be from Kenya. The reason we know this for a fact is that the Harvard Law Review specifically stated in his bio that he was from Kenya.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (39g3+)

455 Making Stasi Sexy!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (0tfLf)

456 >>How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue? If that someone was me, I'd be a little pissed off.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (/tuJf)

457 Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas Tree:

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10


Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)



Because nothing sez "Merry Christmas" like a large, silver panther under the tree.



My favorite is still the one where she told us to wire all our bar glasses to our trees, and top them with giant nutcrackers.



Bitch crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)

458 Charisma?  Like a chair?

I can see that.

Posted by: Dang at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)

459 So basically, it's still just "A", "B", "C", and "D". Difference between "D" and "F" never matters anyway, because anything lower than "C"s and you're generally looking at getting tossed, or at least losing financial aid/grants. Why do these people hate letters?!?! Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (sK2fh) So, Obama managed a "pass" or "low pass". Because if it was "pass with honors" we'd have never heard the end of it, and if it was "fail" we'd have never heard of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 11:08 AM (WDdjT)

460 Damn,have to be quick with a joke here at the HQ.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2017 11:09 AM (r/0kC)

461 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vur0q) Depends on the circumstances.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 11:09 AM (fDdVG)

462 453 It all depends if the Dims think Obama and his OFA shenanigans are holding them back from winning elections. And if Soros and Obama/OFA get RICO'd for the violence they most likely fund IMHO. 2018 will probably tell the tale. Then the Dims will need to get rid of Obama, either by paying him off or by ruining his reputation as a con man who conned the Democrats. I'm betting on ruining his reputation. Cheaper and apparently, the guy is a real horse's patoot with no close friends in or out of politics. Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vZ9Fw) ==================== I'd love to see this happen. I don't hate on Democrats because of tribal loyalty. I hate on them because as a group they've gone fucking nuts. I'd much rather have a functional center-Left party with people in charge who weren't obsessed with the color of people's skin rather than what we have now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:09 AM (vur0q)

463 B .. b .. but, Chelsea Clinton aint no ways tahhhrrd ... Posted by: Arbalest at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (FlRtG) Don't do that. Just.....Please. It's like a traumatic memory.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:09 AM (CPk08)

464 dagny, Don't wait for an appointment, just go. Also you should check to see if there is an emergency vet clinic near you. Good luck.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 11:09 AM (Ik1WR)

465 458 >>How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue?


If it was some lunatic trying to kill him, I'd cheer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 28, 2017 11:10 AM (4df7R)

466 Every sitcom with an angry black woman has been a hit Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 03:47 PM (FZYNt) I can't think of one Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic The Jeffersons Posted by: Rick in SK Give Me A Break

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:10 AM (W8bn5)

467

 

The Jeffersons

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (FZYNt)

 

 

Louise wasn't angry.The  only  angry   black  woman  on  a  sitcom   I can  think  of  is     aunt Esther from Sanford and Son but  Redd Foxx is the one that made that show

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 11:10 AM (lKyWE)

468 Well, if Andrew Cuomo ever became preezy, we'd be doomed, but we'd die laughing at his FLOTUS.

So there'd be that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:10 AM (PY9jH)

469
     I've read that Chelsea inherited the worst qualities of Bill and Hill, but not of the better ones.

   She is capable of throwing epic hissy fits when princess doesn't get her way.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 11:10 AM (DW+jj)

470 467 458 >>How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue? If it was some lunatic trying to kill him, I'd cheer. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 28, 2017 04:10 PM (4df7R) =================== I'm seeing "it depends". What if it was completely unjustified? Would you demand that he be thrown in jail, giving the presidency to Pence?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:11 AM (vur0q)

471 Chelsea Clinton ain't no ways "RE--tahded"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:11 AM (7uYFy)

472 471 I've read that Chelsea inherited the worst qualities of Bill and Hill, but not of the better ones. She is capable of throwing epic hissy fits when princess doesn't get her way. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 28, 2017 04:10 PM (DW+jj) =================== How sure are we that she's just not a clone of Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:11 AM (vur0q)

473 Clarification. The records that got unsealed about Jack and Jerry Ryan were not divorce records but were about a child custody proceeding in CA. The judge released them over the objections of father, mother and child, which is unheard of. Mom had left IL to be a star in CA and was fucking her Star Trek producer. People are known to lie and exaggerate in child custody proceedings. She said he took her to a sex club. She spoke favorably about Jack during the campaign. Axelrod orchestrated the whole thing. The rest is history. Obama never won a competitive race until 2008.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 11:11 AM (SIY7D)

474 They're not married. She's his shack up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH) For now. You can bet that should be make a run for and win higher office she will make sure there is a rock on that finger ASAP. Unless first girlfriend becomes a thing. FGOTUS?

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 11:11 AM (hvf9s)

475 Chelsea is kind of the face of her generation: entitled, given everything she ever wanted without work, praised for mediocrity or simply showing up, wealthy while pretending she has hardship, plenty of lip service to helping others and making a better world while doing nothing to accomplish it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:12 AM (39g3+)

476 How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vur0q) ----- Depends. 9mm or 45 ACP??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 11:12 AM (8XRCm)

477 479 Depends. 9mm or 45 ACP?? Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 04:12 PM (8XRCm) ================ AR-15

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:12 AM (vur0q)

478 Unless first girlfriend becomes a thing. FGOTUS? Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 04:11 PM (hvf9s) ----- Convicted Felon FLOTUS.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

479 As of two months ago, 101 yr old Lt Col Richard 'Dick' Cole, USAF Ret. was still alive, kicking, and still being thanked for participating in the Doolittle Raid. He is the last survivor out of the 80 men who flew that mission.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hxcw47f

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2017 11:13 AM (4H105)

480 What if it was completely unjustified? Would you demand that he be thrown in jail, giving the presidency to Pence? Posted by: TheJamesMadison I'm guilty of skipping to the end, but what kind of asinine question is this? Cold blooded murder? What a stupid hypothetical. What the fuck, over?

Posted by: imp at February 28, 2017 11:13 AM (XIXZz)

481 As of two months ago, 101 yr old Lt Col Richard 'Dick' Cole, USAF Ret. was still alive, kicking, and still being thanked for participating in the Doolittle Raid. He is the last survivor out of the 80 men who flew that mission.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hxcw47f

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2017 04:13 PM (4H105)



God bless him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2017 11:14 AM (PY9jH)

482 475 ...How sure are we that she's just not a clone of Hillary? Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea? That would give her another 50 years to hone her political game and run for president.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 11:14 AM (Astxw)

483 Howdy Doody Nudie? Brain bleach, coming right up. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 03:23 PM (WDdjT) That's not the only thing coming up.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2017 11:14 AM (zRegE)

484 So, I was out and about this afternoon and every half hour, the local news comes on the radio. The breathless story being reported is that an Ann Arbor illegal who has been in the country illegally for 17 years, but has four children here, was finally arrested after a "routine meeting with his immigration officer". He is having an immigration hearing this afternoon in Detroit. The local station made sure to say he was a "Muslim" from Jordan. Because we arrest illegal Muslims from Jordan apparently, but not illegal Christians, or agnostics, etc. Only Muslims. Please deport this clown. He never applied for a green card, etc. I'm assuming he simply overstayed his visa. And what exactly he has been doing for 17 years, besides siring kids, I don't know.

Posted by: Jen at February 28, 2017 11:14 AM (cWhln)

485 Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea? == Been reading Sarah Hoyt?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (Om16U)

486 The Dem0crats would love to take out Trump, but they don't like pence either. So they will move on Pence first....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (7uYFy)

487 If he claimed Indonesian, he either committed felony fraud, or his presidency is illegitimate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2017 04:06 PM (QFqpA)


So what if he committed felony fraud on a college application?  Seriously, what's the statute of limitations on that?  Could he be prosecuted?   Nobody on the left and only about half on the right will care.  I'm not saying it's right or even that somebody like Trump would get a pass on that (they wouldn't), but the bar for de-legitimizing the first black POTUS is very, very high.   The country let a Democratic president get BJ's from an intern in the oval office and didn't bat an eye.  Do you really think they care if another one lied on an a college application when he was 18 years old?

I get the anger and the frustration, but focusing on this kind of stuff when there are bigger fish to fry (Benghazi, etc.) isn't a winning strategy.

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (EpAnP)

488 Clarification. The records that got unsealed about Jack and Jerry Ryan were not divorce records but were about a child custody proceeding in CA. The judge released them over the objections of father, mother and child, which is unheard of. Mom had left IL to be a star in CA and was fucking her Star Trek producer. People are known to lie and exaggerate in child custody proceedings. She said he took her to a sex club. She spoke favorably about Jack during the campaign. Axelrod orchestrated the whole thing. The rest is history. Obama never won a competitive race until 2008. Posted by: Ignoramus _____ isn't is sick that lying about this stuff is just standard operating procedure for women in divorce cases? Trump's ex said he used to rape her, now she says that was just bullshit. I have a friend who's ex-wife said he molested their daughter in a custody battle and he lost his job over it when it came out, it was complete bullshit and he was vindicated, but the mother should be in prison for it.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (njtEN)

489 447 I actually think Michelle WILL run for office, and she stands a good chance of winning b/c look who her husband is. Obama sucked as President, but the man was a master at campaigning. All he'd have to do is say, "Ladies and gentlemen, behind every great man is a better woman. *self-deprecating smile during laughter and applause* So i'ts my pleasure to introduce the future President of the United States, the woman who allowed me to be her husband, Michelle Obama!" *gag!* It'd be miserable. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at February 28, 2017 04:06 PM (4df7R) Nah. Michelle is no Hillary. Hillary has always been ambitious and power hungry. Michelle on the other hand is lazy and her biggest job was a bribe from the hospital to her husband.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (z/Ubi)

490 445 9 Yeah, especially the NYT is trying super, super hard to sell her as this wise, intelligent, super educated leader. And she's just not. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Did the NYT also try to push Carolyn Kennedy on the public? Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 04:06 PM (+lVUW) That's like, you know, like, totally bogus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (XWkhW)

491 TJM who cares about the hypothetical Seriously

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (1FqsX)

492 483 I'm guilty of skipping to the end, but what kind of asinine question is this? Cold blooded murder? What a stupid hypothetical. What the fuck, over? Posted by: imp at February 28, 2017 04:13 PM (XIXZz) ================== It was borne our of the hypothetical that the left wouldn't care if Obama sacrificed children to the devil. So, I'm just turning it back on us. Would we hold Trump to a higher standard than the left would hold Obama?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:15 AM (vur0q)

493 Leland Yee going tobthe slammer https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/836539971951546368

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (Om16U)

494 What if it was completely unjustified? Would you demand that he be thrown in jail, giving the presidency to Pence? Posted by: TheJamesMadison The only funny thing The Onion ever wrote about Obama: http://preview.alturl.com/ta49v Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (tewYv)

495 Chelsea is a shoo in to be mayor of NYC.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (Ik1WR)

496 Hillary OS uploaded in a Chelsea body... 

That is akin to putting a Fiat 500 motor into a VW Beetle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (4H105)

497 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:11 PM (vur0q) You mean if he decided to pop off at someone for no apparent reason-but just because he wanted to see him/her die in cold blood? In that case he'd be a nutcase and should be impeached. But unlike the left I don't think he's a nutcase and so wouldn't do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (fDdVG)

498 What if it was completely unjustified? Would you demand that he be thrown in jail, giving the presidency to Pence? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:11 PM (vur0q) At that point, I think the telepathic fungi from Thogg would launch their coup, so the question is academic.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (CPk08)

499 485 475 ...How sure are we that she's just not a clone of Hillary? Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea? That would give her another 50 years to hone her political game and run for president. Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 04:14 PM (Astxw) ================== 2048 Headline: Chelsea Clinton loses 5th straight general election for President. Promises to bring the fight again in 2052.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:16 AM (vur0q)

500 469 The Jeffersons Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (FZYNt) Louise wasn't angry.The only angry black woman on a sitcom I can think of is aunt Esther from Sanford and Son but Redd Foxx is the one that made that show Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic not Wheezy, but the maid, or maybe i am thinking about All in the Family.

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (FZYNt)

501 Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen.


Hate to piss in the cornflakes, but 2 words: New York.

It can happen.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
-----
Chelsea can make it there!

But she can't,  anywhere else!

What the fuck?  New York,  New York!

(Like the Times Square Underwear Singing Cowboy because dumb.)

Posted by: Dang at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (8b+oT)

502 I'm guilty of skipping to the end, but what kind of asinine question is this? Cold blooded murder? What a stupid hypothetical. What the fuck, over? +++ Nevertrumper wet dream bullshit loyalty oath crap

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (1FqsX)

503 Just out of curiosity, is Danny a mohamadan? Cause if he is, he can be as successful as JJ, Jr. one day. someday.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (zLDYs)

504 So, I'm just turning it back on us. Would we hold Trump to a higher standard than the left would hold Obama? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:15 PM (vur0q) Have you met "us"?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (Om16U)

505 But can she think on her hooves?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (uB+td)

506 294 "She'll have to wait for Boxer to die, or Squaw Warren to move into the White House." Babs retired this last cycle. Thanks to Commiefornia's electorate, Senator Ma'am has been replaced by Kamala Harris, who combines Boxer's dim intellect with the inflammatory racial attitudes of Michelle Obama. Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 03:41 PM (noWW6) *********** rumor has it Kamala looks pretty good bending over to pick up something she dropped

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (fLs+c)

507 It was borne our of the hypothetical that the left wouldn't care if Obama sacrificed children to the devil. Wut? Naw, man, that's Baal's gig. And some of those Aztec mfers. But mostly Baal.

Posted by: Satan at February 28, 2017 11:17 AM (u0s1P)

508 o, I'm just turning it back on us. Would we hold Trump to a higher standard than the left would hold Obama? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:15 PM (vur0q) ------ chemjeff....??? Is that You ? ? ? ?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (8XRCm)

509 Chelsea is a shoo in to be mayor of NYC. Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 04:16 PM (Ik1WR) She would probably win, but I don't see every possible rival for the job just laying down and giving it to her. It's not like her mother is ever going to be president...

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (7uYFy)

510 501 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:11 PM (vur0q) You mean if he decided to pop off at someone for no apparent reason-but just because he wanted to see him/her die in cold blood? In that case he'd be a nutcase and should be impeached. But unlike the left I don't think he's a nutcase and so wouldn't do that. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2017 04:16 PM (fDdVG) ================= Thank you for answering, and helping to prove that we probably do hold our people to higher standards than the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (vur0q)

511 Dem0crats would love to take out Trump, but they don't like pence either. So they will move on Pence first.... +++ Wrong. Pence will play ball.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (1FqsX)

512 I'm just turning it back on us. Would we hold Trump to a higher standard than the left would hold Obama? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:15 PM (vur0q) Yes. Next?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (tewYv)

513 Danny Williams' stepmother would be Hillary. I don't think he's quite thought this through. I also see his facebook page is Danny Williams-Clinton. Did he legally change his name?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:18 AM (W8bn5)

514 Test for new email.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (MIKMs)

515 508 Have you met "us"? Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 28, 2017 04:17 PM (Om16U) ================ We're an eclectic bunch. I'm interested in gauging how the spectrum of Morons feel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (vur0q)

516 Oh, additionally in my illegal story, the Ann Arbor Mayor was interviewed and says that immigrants like this guy are what make America great and hopes he can come home after this hearing today. Immigrants. Not "illegal" immigrants.

Posted by: Jen at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (cWhln)

517 488 Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea? == Been reading Sarah Hoyt? Never heard of her, but I have seen the documentary with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin, All of Me.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (Astxw)

518 Test for new email. Working pretty well!

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (+INtM)

519 Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea?

That would give her another 50 years to hone her political game and run for president. Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 04:14 PM


No, no, no.  Put Hillary back in bowl!  Backinbowl!

Posted by: Prakha Lasa at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (p+Wdc)

520 516 Yes. Next? Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 04:18 PM (tewYv) ================= Thank you for answering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:19 AM (vur0q)

521 Oh boy, how I hope they keep trying .... she'll be like the New Coke of the twenty - teens.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (Oeb2k)

522 Shit, look at what Ted Kennedy got away with.  Compare that with lying on a college application.  Nobody cares.

Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (EpAnP)

523 "Wring. Pence will play ball." Pence would be good enough for the GOPe because of the reason you cited. But not the Democrats.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (7uYFy)

524 Test for new email. Posted by: mustbequantum at February 28, 2017 04:19 PM (MIKMs) ---- wait wut ??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

525 We're an eclectic bunch. I'm interested in gauging how the spectrum of Morons feel. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:19 PM (vur0q) Mostly with our hands.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (CPk08)

526 If Trump were taken over by sentient geoducks from the Romulan Nebula, how long before we suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And for extra credit, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific, this is a real question.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (oZ6kz)

527 The transcripts or how he identified in college don't matter. The left doesn't give a shit that their current hero Elizabeth Warren lies about her ancestry (not lied.. currently lies), so why would they care what FPBO claimed his was when he was in college? Posted by: not the mama at February 28, 2017 04:03 PM (EpAnP) I still love the fact that V.A Shiva, an actual Indian, plans to run against Warren, the fake Indian. And he calls her out on this fact. It's hard to run for pres if you were kicked out of office. Hopefully he is not completely feckless and has a decent resume beyond claiming to invent the internet, which is doubtful. https://twitter.com/va_shiva/status/835420061993218048

Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 11:20 AM (hvf9s)

528

 

Dem0crats would love to take out Trump, but they don't like pence either. So they will move on Pence first....

 

 

They're not afraid of Pence.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 11:21 AM (lKyWE)

529 Democrats ARE the GOPe and vice versa

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:21 AM (1FqsX)

530 TheJamesMadison, I will hold Trump or any other gop mutt to a higher standard. Of course the Obama-Clinton axis of evil set the bar at just a few microns, but yes, I expect Trump to at least seriously attempt to live up to his campaign goals. His main problem will be wacko birds like McCain.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 11:21 AM (Ik1WR)

531 Mostly with our hands. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 04:20 PM (CPk0 The Horde mostly feels with its hands. Mostly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 11:21 AM (mf5HN)

532 The Jeffersons Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (FZYNt) Louise wasn't angry. The maid.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (QFqpA)

533 To see why Chelsea Clinton is never going to happen, watch this horrorshow of her complaining with Paul McCartney's daughter about how difficult the children of the rich and famous have it.

But the gold toilet seats are SOOOOOO COLD.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (cfjq1)

534 Obama never won a competitive race until 2008. Even in 2008 it wasn't really competitive. Everyone hated the GOP brand, and they ran the most unlikable candidate in history up to that point. And he still didn't win by a very large margin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (39g3+)

535 Chelsea Clinton in The Woman with Two Brains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (4H105)

536 469 The Jeffersons Posted by: Rick in SK at February 28, 2017 04:00 PM (FZYNt) Louise wasn't angry.The only angry black woman on a sitcom I can think of is aunt Esther from Sanford and Son but Redd Foxx is the one that made that show Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE) Florence the maid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (XWkhW)

537 531 I still love the fact that V.A Shiva, an actual Indian, plans to run against Warren, the fake Indian. And he calls her out on this fact. It's hard to run for pres if you were kicked out of office. Hopefully he is not completely feckless and has a decent resume beyond claiming to invent the internet, which is doubtful. https://twitter.com/va_shiva/status/835420061993218048 Posted by: LizLem at February 28, 2017 04:20 PM (hvf9s) ================= If he gets the Republican nomination, it should make for an interesting debate with Warren. But, New Englanders, would he be enough to beat her? I think she's weaksauce having run behind Obama in the same cycle, and she's obviously not as well liked as she could be, but I don't know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:22 AM (vur0q)

538 Better way to guage whatever is to ask about selling out to the GOP rather than nutbag shooting sprees

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (1FqsX)

539 The Horde mostly feels with its hands. Mostly. Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 04:21 PM (mf5HN) I grant you that it is context dependent.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (CPk08)

540 Never heard of her, but I have seen the documentary with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin, All of Me. Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Astxw) LOL right leaning sf author who blogs occasionally at instapundit and at accordingtohoyt Her Darkship series has that plot point

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (Om16U)

541 534 TheJamesMadison, I will hold Trump or any other gop mutt to a higher standard. Of course the Obama-Clinton axis of evil set the bar at just a few microns, but yes, I expect Trump to at least seriously attempt to live up to his campaign goals. His main problem will be wacko birds like McCain. Posted by: colfax mingo at February 28, 2017 04:21 PM (Ik1WR) ================= Thank you for answering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (vur0q)

542 I kept expecting that video segment to reveal Stella McCartney was also a farrier.

Posted by: Dang at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (8b+oT)

543 They're not afraid of Pence. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 04:21 PM (lKyWE) But he's a social conservative from Jesusland, the real deal. The elites could work with him, but the rank and file would lose their shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (7uYFy)

544 gold shitter seats are anti bacterial. does she flush?

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2017 11:23 AM (fLs+c)

545 Will Hillary, right before death, "upload" her consciousness into Chelsea? == Been reading Sarah Hoyt? Posted by: @votermom In this case, it's more like Lovecraft's "The Thing on the Doorstep".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:24 AM (W8bn5)

546 Dem0crats would love to take out Trump, but they don't like pence either. So they will move on Pence first.... +++ Wrong. Pence will play ball. Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands I agree, if any other Republican had squeaked into the WH, they might get through a tax cut and that's about it. But they would still be subservient to the media and their game. Trump is destroying the media itself which has always been the real problem. Also, a few more decades of open borders, refugees, and work visas and the US electorate will have changed enough so the only real election would be the Democrat primary. No other Republican wanted to deal with those issues because they were afraid the word "racist" might be used.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 11:24 AM (njtEN)

547 411 Oh holy marinara sauce I forgot he married Martha Stewart II Posted by: Strelnikov at February 28, 2017 03:58 PM (fi5nC) They're not married. She's his shack up. Posted by: Jane D'oh I guess I'm old fashioned. They've been living together for a lot of years. I find it odd that they live together for that long, but can't made any kind of commitment. If I were Sandra I'd be peeved.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 11:24 AM (+lVUW)

548 I hold Trump to an EQUAL standard. You want higher then they need to up their game. Meantime I'm here to win

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:24 AM (1FqsX)

549 The maid.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2017 04:22 PM (QFqpA)

 

 

Nah she had it in for George but was   mostly   civil to everybody else

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 11:25 AM (lKyWE)

550 PT to go wobbly on illegals tonight. Yay.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 11:25 AM (X+rUO)

551 Didn't Caroline Kennedy get her ass beat from downtown to uptown in an NY Senate run? Posted by: Chupacabra at February 28, 2017 03:33 No, she was lobbying to be apptd. to Hill's snate seat seat when she quit to do the SoS gig. Then the media started quoting her verbatim, more ummm and ahhhs than Obama off teleprompter, sounded really dumb.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 11:25 AM (4bBUU)

552 gold shitter seats are anti bacterial. does she flush? Uranium is even better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 11:25 AM (8ZskC)

553 If he gets the Republican nomination, it should make for an interesting debate with Warren.

But, New Englanders, would he be enough to beat her?

No.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2017 11:25 AM (qJhUV)

554 If Donald Trump literally gunned down someone at random for no cause whatsoever in the street, I'd want him out of office immediately for a felony crime. And wonder what on earth happened, because the guy has never been violent in his life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (39g3+)

555 gold shitter seats are anti bacterial. does she flush?

That's what maids are for.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (cfjq1)

556 Democrats ARE the GOPe and vice versa Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 04:21 PM (1FqsX) One Uniparty to rule them all!

Posted by: JRR Tolkien [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (UDXti)

557 Yeah, Chelsea. Got her father's discipline and her mother's charisma.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (Xuv2G)

558 I'm betting on ruining his reputation. Cheaper and apparently, the guy is a real horse's patoot with no close friends in or out of politics. Posted by: naturalfake Which would do more damage to the party, identification with a hustler who is implicated in stirring up an unpopular insurrection, or throwing teh Historic First™ under the bus?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (9krrF)

559 PT to go wobbly on illegals tonight. Yay. Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 04:25 PM (X+rUO) Your concern is: [x] noted [ ] not noted

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (tewYv)

560 Never heard of her, but I have seen the documentary with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin, All of Me.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 04:19 PM


At least someone got #523!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2017 11:26 AM (p+Wdc)

561 Chelsea for reals? ? Too much blinkered thinking imho.

Posted by: Rex B at February 28, 2017 11:27 AM (a+ffW)

562 Very OT. ONT kind of OT.

Has anyone else moved almost completely away from Amazon to Ebay?

I can get things decidedly cheaper on Ebay without shipping  costs. In fact, I just bought a pillow for $20 less on Ebay; brand new of course.

Which gets me to my random conspiracy thought: lots of things are way  WAY cheaper online than in stores. I'm sort of feeling it's part of the drive to get rid of cash.

/back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 11:27 AM (J5mC3)

563 How's Chelsea's hubby doing with that whole fund thing?  Hm?

Another fake strong woman hamstrung by the loser dude she shacked up with?

This story's getting old. *changes channel*

Posted by: Dang at February 28, 2017 11:27 AM (8b+oT)

564 Am I the only one who hears Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead" in my head every time Chelsea appears on my telescreen? Undead undead undead... Posted by: General Zod yes, yes, just you. But then again, I have Uptown Girl stuck in my head since yesterday. SO I bequeth unto you Uptown Girl you've been livin' in an uptown world ... dah-dah-dah-dah Oooooooooh. Uptown Guuuuuurwerrrrrrrl~

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 11:27 AM (4YGWz)

565 Uranium is even better. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 04:25 PM (8ZskC) Metallic sodium is pretty good as an antibacterial too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:27 AM (CPk08)

566 what about contrived campaign to make trump somehow responsible for that navy seal's death. disgusting.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 28, 2017 11:28 AM (eClek)

567 I find it odd that they live together for that long, but can't made any kind of commitment. If I were Sandra I'd be peeved. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2017 04:24 PM (+lVUW) Unless she's trying to keep his hands off of her money. I'm assuming she's got a bigger nest egg than him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 11:28 AM (XWkhW)

568 The word of this evening will be...Compromise.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 11:28 AM (X+rUO)

569 Yeah, Chelsea. Got her father's discipline and her mother's charisma.

Does she get to use the Scooby van?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 28, 2017 11:28 AM (qJhUV)

570 Follow-up on Jack Ryan. He ran as an Eagle Scout type, so even a hint of a sex scandal killed his campaign. Trump survived Pussygate because we already knew he had been a pussyhound. Why Trump was necessary this cycle. Hopefully he makes the World safe for future Boy Scout candidates.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 11:29 AM (SIY7D)

571 564 At least someone got #523 Oh, I got it! http://tinyurl.com/backinbowl Nim!

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 11:29 AM (Astxw)

572 So anyway Chelsea, as part of the reimaging, is going to be the lead role in a remake of The Happening She's going to play a rutabaga

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:29 AM (1FqsX)

573 O/T and apropos to nothing, I'm not sure how I feel about the villain/monster in M. Night Shamalamadingdong's latest being nicknamed "the Horde".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 28, 2017 11:30 AM (9krrF)

574 Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 04:27 PM (J5mC3) #BigBank gets 3% of every transaction and the government has a record of every credit card transaction comrade citizen, so why are you interested in being able to pay in cash?

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2017 11:30 AM (UDXti)

575 Chelsea debating Bernie. Now that would look odd.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 28, 2017 11:30 AM (W8bn5)

576 So apparently there's now a 2TB flash drive. No, that's T is not a typo. It cost like $1,600 bucks but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mf5HN)

577 580 So apparently there's now a 2TB flash drive. No, that's T is not a typo. It cost like $1,600 bucks but still. Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 04:30 PM (mf5HN) =================== 5 years from now? $10 in the Office Depot check out counter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:31 AM (vur0q)

578 Let's put this to rest. One on one. PPV. Two brains and intellect go in, one brain and intellect leave. Chelsea Clinton vs Ben Shapiro. Win-win! Bring it on!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 28, 2017 11:31 AM (FtrY1)

579 555 Didn't Caroline Kennedy get her ass beat from downtown to uptown in an NY Senate run? Posted by: Chupacabra at February 28, 2017 03:33 No, she was lobbying to be apptd. to Hill's snate seat seat when she quit to do the SoS gig. Then the media started quoting her verbatim, more ummm and ahhhs than Obama off teleprompter, sounded really dumb. Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2017 04:25 PM (4bBUU) And then Obama made her ambassador to Japan.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2017 11:31 AM (z/Ubi)

580 If the Clintons are a crime family, is Chelsea Fredo?

Posted by: Hungry Mind at February 28, 2017 11:31 AM (hYB//)

581 Hopefully he makes the World safe for future Boy Scout candidates. So ... you're telling me I got a shot at public office ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 11:31 AM (AuISE)

582
#BigBank gets 3% of every transaction and the government has a record of every credit card transaction comrade citizen, so why are you interested in being able to pay in cash?
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Yes.

Exactly.

/perhaps Shibumi does not want to government to know that she has exceeded her chocolate ration by quite a bit this month.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (J5mC3)

583 bronze is great for killing germs. dunno about gold.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo, crap connoisseur at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (OrgN4)

584 >>>>I been telling you people:

The Clintons aren't going anywhere.

Hillary will run for the nomination in 2020 (she probably won't win it), and they'll buy Chelsea a Senate seat.

I honestly hope it plays out this way, further entrenching the Clinton faction, enraging the Sanders faction, and leaving moderates out in the cold.
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.Personally I think she will run and win the dem nomination.  After all they are doubling down on stupid by picking perez as DNC chairman.  He is obama's man after all. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (le7jz)

585 2TB means that ALL of Obama's speeches can fit

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (1FqsX)

586 PT to go wobbly on illegals tonight. Yay. Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 04:25 PM (X+rUO) Eeyore. As always with you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (WDdjT)

587 Oh, I got it!

http://tinyurl.com/backinbowl

Nim! Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 28, 2017 04:29 PM


*obscure movie reference fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (p+Wdc)

588 Trump survived Pussygate because we already knew he had been a pussyhound. Trump touched every single third rail of American political life and survived. Hell, he didn't just touch the damn things, he pissed on them. He LICKED them and survived, precisely because his doing so surprised NO ONE. Most remarkable thing I have ever seen in politics.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:32 AM (CPk08)

589 Chelsea Clinton is a 0 on the binary scale. She's right at the balance point between being drunk enough to do it, and too drunk to do it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (QQ+il)

590 This is just liberal dynasty building. You can't even call it a cult of personality when she has no personality.

Posted by: Socratease at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (FqHs5)

591 Hopefully he makes the World safe for future Boy Scout candidates. Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 04:29 PM (SIY7D) Not if they're Republican. People, by which I mean I, said horrible things about Mitt Romney as a politician. But he may have been the most decent man to ever run for President. There wasn't even the ghost of a whisper of a hint of a scandal about his personal life. He was still savaged. Cancer rays anyone?

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (mf5HN)

592 Trump survived Pussygate because we already knew he had been a pussyhound. Why Trump was necessary this cycle. Hopefully he makes the World safe for future Boy Scout candidates. Posted by: Ignoramus ______ I agree, and he also didn't shrivel up and die like he was expected to do. he lined up all the people Bill Clinton sexually harassed over the years and brought them into the debate with him. The media game was always going to be a failure for Republicans if they kept playing, nobody is perfect and there's always something you can find and talk endlessly about. Hopefully we can have campaign be about actual issues instead of who has sinned less or has a better personality.

Posted by: Maritime at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (njtEN)

593 479 How much of the right would care if Trump shot someone on 5th avenue? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vur0q) If it was George Soros, I'd have a real tough time caring...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (ZM2xo)

594 And then Obama made her ambassador to Japan. How did we lose to these people?

Posted by: Tojo's ghost at February 28, 2017 11:33 AM (Xuv2G)

595 the Clintons are a crime family, is Chelsea Fredo? +++ Connie?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 11:34 AM (1FqsX)

596 588 Personally I think she will run and win the dem nomination. After all they are doubling down on stupid by picking perez as DNC chairman. He is obama's man after all. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 28, 2017 04:32 PM (le7jz) ================== If we lived in the times when nominations were largely decided by party elders with little input by the people, then I'd agree. I don't think the Democratic electorate wants her again, and the Bernie fans will be much better organized and ready to fight things like the weird Nevada shenanigans for whoever their candidate is in 2020. Lots of money will get spent, and she'll just piss everyone off. It's going to be grand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:34 AM (vur0q)

597 592 Trump survived Pussygate because we already knew he had been a pussyhound. Trump touched every single third rail of American political life and survived. Hell, he didn't just touch the damn things, he pissed on them. He LICKED them and survived, precisely because his doing so surprised NO ONE. Most remarkable thing I have ever seen in politics. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 04:32 PM (CPk0 =================== Except social security and corn subsidies. He left those alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (vur0q)

598 bronze is great for killing germs. dunno about gold. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo Silver's better.

Posted by: colloidial silver guy[/i] [/b] at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (4YGWz)

599 Huma must be Rocco then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (8ZskC)

600 Rove on Cavuto in a few. He will tell Trump what he must do tonight.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (X+rUO)

601 597 If it was George Soros, I'd have a real tough time caring... Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 04:33 PM (ZM2xo) =============== Now that's what I'd call a mitigating circumstance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (vur0q)

602 bronze is great for killing germs. dunno about gold. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo, crap connoisseur at February 28, 2017 04:32 PM (OrgN4) Plutonium toilet seats would always be warm, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2017 11:35 AM (WDdjT)

603 "Hillary will run for the nomination in 2020 (she probably won't win it), and they'll buy Chelsea a Senate seat." Hillary is crazy obsessed enough to try. Which would be great -- she'll fuck up the D party even more. Chelsea won't get elected anywhere. Not even in NY.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (SIY7D)

604

 

If it was George Soros, I'd have a real tough time caring...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 28, 2017 04:33 PM (ZM2xo)

 

 

I could concince myself it was an accidental discharge

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (lKyWE)

605 bronze is great for killing germs. and Trojans.

Posted by: Achilles at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (QQ+il)

606 He was still savaged. Cancer rays anyone? Took shit for putting the dog carrier on the car roof ... while running against the guy that ate dogs. But it really was Mittens' fault. Would not fight back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (AuISE)

607 Except social security and corn subsidies. He left those alone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 28, 2017 04:35 PM (vur0q) He just didn't think about them hard enough. I bet he woulda, if he had. Just to complete the set, if not anything else.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (CPk08)

608 Nooooooooooooood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2017 11:36 AM (8ZskC)

609 High energy plasma toilet FTW

Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 11:37 AM (X+rUO)

610 this is true, silver *is* antimicrobial also. so now I am reading up on the Oligodynamic Effect.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo, crap connoisseur at February 28, 2017 11:38 AM (OrgN4)

611 607
Chelsea won't get elected anywhere. Not even in NY.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 04:36 PM (SIY7D)


I have to disagree with you on this.  We are talking about NYC.  Not NY State - New York City.  All she has to do is carry NYC and she wins.  And considering how far left that town is -- she could be the next Sen. Clinton

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2017 11:39 AM (jxbfJ)

612 548 - flushing is for peons. The media lap my shit up.

Posted by: Chealsea Clinton at February 28, 2017 11:39 AM (lCPxC)

613 "Hopefully he makes the World safe for future Boy Scout candidates." He does it if he breaks MSM as we know it.

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 11:39 AM (SIY7D)

614 613 High energy plasma toilet FTW Posted by: Under Fire at February 28, 2017 04:37 PM (X+rUO) fire up the cyclotron and make one out of astatine....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:39 AM (CPk08)

615 Trump touched every single third rail of American political life and survived. Hell, he didn't just touch the damn things, he pissed on them. He LICKED them and survived, precisely because his doing so surprised NO ONE. Most remarkable thing I have ever seen in politics. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In =================== Except social security and corn subsidies. He left those alone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison Gotta save something for the encore...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 28, 2017 11:40 AM (9krrF)

616 566 Very OT. ONT kind of OT. Has anyone else moved almost completely away from Amazon to Ebay? I can get things decidedly cheaper on Ebay without shipping costs. In fact, I just bought a pillow for $20 less on Ebay; brand new of course. Which gets me to my random conspiracy thought: lots of things are way WAY cheaper online than in stores. I'm sort of feeling it's part of the drive to get rid of cash. /back to your regularly scheduled programming. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 28, 2017 04:27 PM (J5mC3) A lot of that is driven by dropship businesses, I think. You can easily put together an ecommerce website which links to dropship wholesalers like Doba or DropshipDirect. You never have to purchase inventory until you've made a sale, and the wholesaler actually ships the product to your customer. You can do the same dropship business linking to your ebay account as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2017 11:40 AM (XWkhW)

617 >>>>>Not if they're Republican. People, by which I mean I, said horrible things about Mitt Romney as a politician. But he may have been the most decent man to ever run for President. There wasn't even the ghost of a whisper of a hint of a scandal about his personal life.

He was still savaged. Cancer rays anyone?
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.What about me?

Posted by: Dog on the roof of Mitt Romneys car at February 28, 2017 11:41 AM (le7jz)

618 NY has two very entrenched Senators. Maloney won't quit her Manhattan district. Lowey could retire out of the 17th, but as now redistricted it'd be tough in a D primary and in the general. The Clintons don't have the juice they used to have. And Chelsea sucks. Worse than Caroline Kennedy, who had some likeablity

Posted by: Ignoramus --The Handsome One at February 28, 2017 11:42 AM (SIY7D)

619 Barack Obama did two positive things for humanity

1) He decimated the Democrats, up and down the ballot, leaving them a shambles to the point that this vapid, done-nothing, dope of a legacy pol could remotely be considered viable as The Future Of The Party
2) He kept John McVain (Lunatic-AZ) out of the White House

Everything else? Disaster. Failure. Catastrophe.

But those two things? Well, not worth the rest but some pretty swell consolation prizes.

Posted by: DocJ at February 28, 2017 11:45 AM (NYS7S)

620 Can we just preemptively deport her to ISIS controlled territory?

Posted by: KentAllard at February 28, 2017 11:46 AM (TQw9b)

621 623 Barack Obama did two positive things for humanity 1) He decimated the Democrats, up and down the ballot, leaving them a shambles to the point that this vapid, done-nothing, dope of a legacy pol could remotely be considered viable as The Future Of The Party 2) He kept John McVain (Lunatic-AZ) out of the White House Everything else? Disaster. Failure. Catastrophe. But those two things? Well, not worth the rest but some pretty swell consolation prizes. Posted by: DocJ at February 28, 2017 04:45 PM (NYS7S) Obama is also the greatest ally Israel ever had in a POTUS: he single handedly ensured that Israel's Syria border would remain secure for the better part of a decade. Of course, he did that by guaranteeing the rise of ISIS and the perpetuation and fragmentation of the Syrian civil war. He managed to drive the Saudis into everything but an open alliance with Israel, and got the Egyptians to secure the Sinai border with Gaza. Brilliant! All completely unintentional, but whatever.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 28, 2017 11:51 AM (CPk08)

622 "You can do the same dropship business linking to your ebay account as well."

Which can be infuriating because the ebay merchants don't diligently update their listings when stuff goes out of inventory at the drophouse for which they are fronting.

Dozens of listings for the same unavailable item. Oops! So sorry.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 28, 2017 11:51 AM (noWW6)

623 Wrong. Pence will play ball. Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 28, 2017 04:18 PM (1FqsX Pence went all wobbly on the Memorie's Pizza debacle.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 28, 2017 11:53 AM (uB+td)

624 Louise wasn't angry.The only angry black woman on a sitcom I can think of is aunt Esther from Sanford and Son Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic -- How about Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies?

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at February 28, 2017 11:55 AM (PXbkt)

625 Like a Clinton: she is just as unpleasant and entirled as her mom, per people who work at the Clinton Foundation. Posted by: Lizzy at Vanity Fair (Yes, VF) ran an article on her last year and I was surprised at how candid they were. No one liked Clinton when she was earning 6 figures at NBC with zero talent while everyone else had to fight to climb the ladder. No one like her at the Foundation as she was known to have the unique ability to be arrogant, dim-witted, micro-manager, and rude to subordinates all at once.

Posted by: Cheri at February 28, 2017 12:05 PM (oiNtH)

626 Why the HELL are you dissing Chelsea?! She's a perfect Dem candidate for 2020 -- in the sense that she's likely to lose, and in classic Clinton style will sabotage any more dangerous candidates. Every Republican should be passing out flyers: RUN CHELSEA RUN!

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 28, 2017 12:05 PM (qqrlb)

627 Michelle Obama claimed to have bombed her SATs and had poor grades, yet she got into Princeton. Explain that. Her brother, the fired BB coach at Oregon State was a scholarship BB player at Princeton when she "applied.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at February 28, 2017 12:17 PM (U4PcL)

628 RE: the economy -

From Barrons - the number of distressed retailers is up the past 6 years:

http://on.barrons.com/2mqoiai

The BF's raises haven't been great, our property taxes went up 12% this year alone, , have friends who can't find anywhere to live near city that is affordable, healthcare is up, but no, everything was dandy under SCOAMF.

I hope to GOD PDT can do something about the economy. And build the fucking wall. It will be the Infinity Schadenboner when it all comes to be. (Thinking positive here.)

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 28, 2017 02:04 PM (Gim9y)

629 Holy Christ was she was stiff and lifeless... Makes me actually want her to run.

Posted by: Clintonstain at February 28, 2017 07:54 PM (DwA+o)

630 please......just.......no.

Posted by: akelm88 at March 01, 2017 10:58 AM (km/D2)

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