July 30, 2006

Thank You, Ace . . . -- Michael
— Ace

. . . for the opportunity to play with your blog. I still haven't found your stash of lesbian porn that must be here somewhere, but still, it was fun. Don't forget to change your password tomorrow.

Thanks also to my fellow guest posters, who made this a memorable weekend.

Now, by "guest posters" I am of course referring to those who were invited to post. Because, you are not really a "guest" if you crash the party.

*Michael gives the stink-eye to Dave @ GR, Wuzzadem and Slublog*

Well, OK, thanks to them also. I guess we're trying to be all "civil" and shit now thanks to Noted Blog Personality Jack Michaels.

Innocent Bystanders is accepting nominations for the Lamest Guest Post that exemplifies the highest standards of blogospheric suckitude here.

I'll see you down in the threads.

P.S. Ace, we beat your average Sunday traffic numbers too. Hah!

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM | Comments (39)
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1 Wha, I gotta leave?
Hold on. Let me find all my stuff.

I'll be gone in just a few minutes.

Posted by: harrison at July 30, 2006 06:14 PM (yYMAJ)


It won't be easy selecting the suckiest post, but we'll work on it, ya'll.

Posted by: Brett Bullington at July 30, 2006 06:24 PM (/QYGF)

3 What? We're outta the pool already?

Damn. I had all the highbrow shit set up for tomorrow.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 30, 2006 06:34 PM (uRBBE)

4 No, Dave, I'm just anticipating that Ace is about to get home and change the password before he gets any more Coke & Mentos posts.  If you have some hghbrow shit, stick it up while you have the chance.  And pimp your own blog, by the way.  You haven't done that yet.

Posted by: Michael at July 30, 2006 07:06 PM (xTnLp)

5 “P.S. Ace, we beat your average Sunday traffic numbers too. Hah!”

The problem being replicating a convincing car crash for people to ogle consistently.
And producing lesbians that photo well is a good strategy, but inference is not the same as holographic.
Things seemed to go to plan for the weekend but unless someone really is better at the AOSLS. ACE needs to come back to lead the rabble.

Posted by: Bill at July 30, 2006 08:12 PM (xuO5A)

6 Michael,

When you say "thank you Ace for the opportunity to play with your blog" weren't you really substituting the word "blog" for "man-junk?"

It's just a hunch, but I think we need some clarification here...

Posted by: genghis at July 30, 2006 10:26 PM (0/c+a)

7 My vote is definitely for BrewFan. I didn't think he could top the Friday night flame war but he surprised me with the Sunday night haiku flame war. I would rate him a 2 of clubs if I lived in Oregon.

Posted by: PattyAnn at July 31, 2006 02:10 AM (qCDkl)

8 I haven't pimped it cause it's pathetic and I don't want anyone to know I do it.

Ok I'm lying. It is pathetic though.

go to my blog to keep up with the stupid pool stuff.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2006 03:28 AM (pzen5)

9 Welcome home, Ace. Dr. Pooter is now threatening to sue you, too. She thinks you're a "deep pocket" up their with PJ and Fox News, I might add. Ha ha ha!

Posted by: shawn at July 31, 2006 03:47 AM (ibtCa)

10 But you found the gay porn, right?

Posted by: agent bedhead at July 31, 2006 03:48 AM (xV63t)

11 P.S. Ace, we beat your average Sunday traffic numbers too. Hah!

Only because your momma kept logging on.

Posted by: pajama momma at July 31, 2006 03:52 AM (42nqg)

12 OOooooOOOoooOOOoooooh she's gone after your mamma. You gonna take that?

Yo mama is so stupid, when she gets thirsty she hits the refresh button on your blog!

Step up, foo!

Posted by: Entropy at July 31, 2006 04:38 AM (m6c4H)

13 Wow, we actually improved the numbers?
That's pretty amazing since those Mentos posts probably drove people away.

I wonder what got all the *coughdragonflycough* traffic.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at July 31, 2006 04:39 AM (A6u5v)

14 Yep, feelin' a little frisky here today. Must be the coffee. wooohoooo!

Posted by: pajama momma at July 31, 2006 05:09 AM (42nqg)

15 off topic

wtf is going on with the blogs i regularly read?

whenever i go to this blog, lgf, michelle malkin's and a few others, several browser windows open at once. usually at lgf, three browsers open. and just when i went to the main page here, maybe a dozen new browser windows opened. do all those extra browzer windows add to traffic stats?

just curious.

Posted by: wobert at July 31, 2006 05:31 AM (mI/nl)

16 Did anybody else notice that both Ace AND Feisty took the same weekend off? I question the timing.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts VIII at July 31, 2006 05:46 AM (SAKIc)

17 Wobert - dump IE and get Mozilla Firefox. No more pop ups.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts VIII at July 31, 2006 05:48 AM (SAKIc)

18 wobert, you may have a virus. I had one that was causing pop-ups when I used my company intranet! I almost thought we were selling space on our internal system.

Unfortunately, I would not have been surprised.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 31, 2006 05:53 AM (AQGeh)

19 Did anybody else notice that both Ace AND Feisty took the same weekend off?

Ace finally putting his mad blog profits to some good use after all?

Hopefully he'll come back a little less.....stressed.

Posted by: wiserbud at July 31, 2006 05:55 AM (AQGeh)

20 wobert, that's not happening to me. You should run something like Aadaware or Spybot S&D (both can be downloaded for free).

Posted by: Michael at July 31, 2006 05:58 AM (ycKg/)

21 Michael,

In the name of civility, you should not refer to said posters as "party crashers". So much negativity!

"Posters with longstanding open invitations who have not even begun to wear out their welcome" is a much more civil term.

Posted by: Jack M. at July 31, 2006 06:11 AM (YpIcX)

22 I like this new "civil" tone so much Jack!

Ace's mysterious, cynical, bitter and too cool for us persona was wearing me down. Depressing me. His aloofness is still hot, mind you, but so distant.

Now, in the words of that modern sage Rosie O'Donnell, we can CONNECT.

Posted by: kevlarchick at July 31, 2006 06:23 AM (draLn)

23 Quoting Rosie O'Donnell? This you consider "civil discourse?"


Posted by: wiserbud at July 31, 2006 06:28 AM (AQGeh)

24 Karol spills her guts as to where Ace was this weekend -- boozing it up in Brighton Beach.

Posted by: shawn at July 31, 2006 06:56 AM (ibtCa)

25 I was boozing it up on ace's blog.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 31, 2006 07:04 AM (8by8s)

26 Just make sure you clean up the puke and he'll never know.

Posted by: shawn at July 31, 2006 07:15 AM (ibtCa)

27 I don't think I can get away with it unless I delete all the stupid stuff I wrote. There's a lot of Tito's in those moron-posts.

You should have seen the stuff I changed my mind about.

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