May 31, 2007

TB WTF
— Ace

You know that poor guy under quarrantine for the first time in a bazillion years due to his particularly infectious and deadly strain of TB?

His father in law is one of the top TB researchers at the Center for Disease Control and Prvention in Atlanta.

He either:

1) hit the medical lottery to have a father in law who just so happens to specialize in the disease he contracted.

or

2) made the mistake of discussing his and his wife's hobby of "light B&D and assplay" in front of her parents.

I'm thinking closer to 2.

Posted by: Ace at 11:19 AM | Comments (36)
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1 I smell the Season opener for Law and Order...

Posted by: sunny at May 31, 2007 11:30 AM (AJlZw)

2

or 3.) ... 


No, you're probably right - 2 is closer to it.


Posted by: Editor at May 31, 2007 11:30 AM (adpJH)

3 Imagine what he might have caught if he had cheated on her.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at May 31, 2007 11:51 AM (HPU22)

4 EIther way the guy's a wipe.

Posted by: mbruce at May 31, 2007 11:51 AM (LLCm9)

5 "So how is it the genes that gave your wife knockers like ripe casaba melons didn't get passed down to your daughter?"

Posted by: CUS at May 31, 2007 11:54 AM (bbXZq)

6 The father in law had to know he had tb.  I assume he was at the wedding. Why did he allow him to leave the country? Hell, why did he allow him to marry his daughter?

Posted by: ro-ro at May 31, 2007 11:56 AM (8xCvb)

7 I'm just wondering if the guy picked it up during a visit to his father in law's workplace... or if his father in law brought it home for a family dinner.  Occam's razor and all that.

Posted by: Scott at May 31, 2007 12:03 PM (FAHM2)

8

I don't get it.


What? What has sex play got to do with it? 


Someone explain this to me and the connection and try not to use the words "dumb blonde" while you do...;-)


Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at May 31, 2007 12:06 PM (ndZwv)

9

RWS, try to imagine Mr. RWS regaling your father with a few explicit tales of his bedroom activities with you, say over a couple of beers.  Maybe even a few "atta-girls" for your willingness to, I don't know, go the extra mile.


Now imagine your dad having access to a loaded .45 or maybe a loaded petri dish...


Does that help?


Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 31, 2007 12:19 PM (pzen5)

10 What? What has sex play got to do with it?

C'mon over and let me cough on you....

----sorry......

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 12:30 PM (K/lgF)

11

Wait. So your saying that his Father in law gave it to him somehow from the lab to keep him from marrying his daughter?


Wow. That would be something.


Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at May 31, 2007 12:42 PM (ndZwv)

Posted by: Entropy at May 31, 2007 12:43 PM (HgAV0)

13 RWS,
It's also an excuse for Ace to put light B&D and assplay in one of his posts.

It gives a certain boost to the Google linkage, and invites a slightly different kind of moron over to his site.

Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 12:47 PM (FWXe+)

14 As one would expect, the MSM is not very helpful in providing this guys complete itinerary. I finally found it on Aero-News Network.

Posted by: profligatewaste at May 31, 2007 12:47 PM (XdGpQ)

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 12:55 PM (K/lgF)

16 Entropy,
I think we should all go over there and edit the hell out of Ace's wiki.
Maybe have a contest for most bizarre entry or just start making up shit about who Ace is.
 

Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 12:55 PM (FWXe+)

17

Ace once commanded a team of Navy S.E.A.L.s comprised entirely of asian transvestites during covert ops behind enemy lines in DPRK.


Ace was born on the planet Endor.


Ace has the ability to consume twice his own body weight in generic discount vodka.


Posted by: Entropy at May 31, 2007 12:59 PM (HgAV0)

18 Ace once killed a man for singing karaoke off key.

Posted by: Toby928 at May 31, 2007 01:04 PM (ATbKm)

19 Ace is the anonymous author of the best selling   Hobo:  the other white meat.

Posted by: Toby928 at May 31, 2007 01:06 PM (ATbKm)

20 Hobo:  the other white meat.
Crap....I was 5 seconds away from hitting the post button with that one.

Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 01:12 PM (FWXe+)

21

Oh!  Light B&D and assplay...I thought it was light D&D and assplay...


This is Ace, after all...


Posted by: Mikey NTH at May 31, 2007 01:30 PM (TuKBW)

22 Ace is the master of ceremonies at the Annual Festival of Thai Tranny Hookers and LARPers Convention.

Posted by: mesablue at May 31, 2007 01:37 PM (DzeyU)

23 Seriously, how about a little conspiracy?

Research guy wants to spread this aggressive form of TB for political reasons.

Anything there?

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at May 31, 2007 01:52 PM (zxscs)

24 Have you seen the picture of the guy's wife on Drudge?  Now I can see why he would risk it.  You know she's hot when even my wife is making comments.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at May 31, 2007 02:24 PM (HPU22)

25

My vote goes for Dad-in-Law having had an 'accident' to try to avoid this loser.


Hope he was smart enough to not let him kiss the bride, etc.


Now she'll only be able to kiss him through the glass.


As an international flyer, I hate assholes like him who think that it's OK to give the other 300 people on the plane a fatal disease so he won't be inconvenienced.


Lock him up. I don't much care if it's a sanitarium or a prison.....


 


 


 


 


 


Posted by: Lokki at May 31, 2007 02:41 PM (jcB1I)

26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_of_Spades_HQ

Ok...which one of you morons just "improved" this? 

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 03:02 PM (K/lgF)

27 ...the pictures usually being of Ace's pathetic man-meat...

How did I miss that thread? 

Posted by: oddly curious at May 31, 2007 03:04 PM (ATbKm)

28 Yup Lokki,
I agree, lets lock "Typhoid Mary" up. What a thoughtless asshole. And he's educated and was advised not to fly.
BTW, it's not always lethal, it's just XDR (extremely drug RESISTANT, but it  can be killed, usually, after protracted, extensive/exhaustive treatment - ARGH! Oh, and I'm not referring to patient zero, but, rather, the infection <BG>


Posted by: kj at May 31, 2007 03:54 PM (5JZaj)

29 If the other passengers had known the carrier of death was aboard, TB Cooper might have been thrown from the plane.

Posted by: Barnabas Collins at May 31, 2007 04:56 PM (vXl0I)

30 And hey, did you see that this twit was diagnosed in January? and is a lawyer on top of that? I wonder just how many people he's infected in that amount of time, and how many of them are going to sue him?

Posted by: Candy at May 31, 2007 07:21 PM (N59b1)

31 Umm, yeah, it's #2.  Take a look.

Posted by: See-Dubya at June 01, 2007 12:05 AM (1PVW6)

32

He is going to be quarantined! Isn't that against his civil  rights or something? Seventy years ago there were hundreds of TB hospitals where the patients were shut away from the general population. Surely, old General Koop, who said AIDS wasn't just a disease of gay folks, wouldn't go along with putting patients away or does it depend on who the patients are?


Ted


Posted by: Ted at June 01, 2007 02:45 AM (V5CMy)

33   Lottery doctors to have a father in law that happens is that specialize in the disease contracted.    recardos para orkut

Posted by: magee at July 01, 2011 01:07 PM (23b0M)

34 thanks, great the post

Posted by: belajar forex at November 23, 2011 04:49 AM (dRNyN)

35 I anticipate we should all go over there and adapt the hell out of Ace's wiki.
Maybe accept a challenge for a lot of camp access or just alpha authoritative up bits about who Ace is.
Mensagens Para Orkut | Mensagens Para Celular

Posted by: Mensagens Para Orkut at May 05, 2012 01:29 AM (hIKSt)

36 30 And hey, did you see that this blockhead was diagnosed in January? and is a advocate on top of that? I admiration just how abounding humans he's adulterated in that bulk of time, and how abounding of them are traveling to sue him?

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