May 31, 2007
— Ace You know that poor guy under quarrantine for the first time in a bazillion years due to his particularly infectious and deadly strain of TB?
1) hit the medical lottery to have a father in law who just so happens to specialize in the disease he contracted.
2) made the mistake of discussing his and his wife's hobby of "light B&D and assplay" in front of her parents.
I'm thinking closer to 2.
Posted by: sunny at May 31, 2007 11:30 AM (AJlZw)
or 3.) ...
No, you're probably right - 2 is closer to it.
Posted by: Editor at May 31, 2007 11:30 AM (adpJH)
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at May 31, 2007 11:51 AM (HPU22)
Posted by: mbruce at May 31, 2007 11:51 AM (LLCm9)
Posted by: CUS at May 31, 2007 11:54 AM (bbXZq)
Posted by: ro-ro at May 31, 2007 11:56 AM (8xCvb)
Posted by: Scott at May 31, 2007 12:03 PM (FAHM2)
I don't get it.
What? What has sex play got to do with it?
Someone explain this to me and the connection and try not to use the words "dumb blonde" while you do...;-)
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at May 31, 2007 12:06 PM (ndZwv)
RWS, try to imagine Mr. RWS regaling your father with a few explicit tales of his bedroom activities with you, say over a couple of beers. Maybe even a few "atta-girls" for your willingness to, I don't know, go the extra mile.
Now imagine your dad having access to a loaded .45 or maybe a loaded petri dish...
Does that help?
Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 31, 2007 12:19 PM (pzen5)
C'mon over and let me cough on you....
Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 12:30 PM (K/lgF)
Wait. So your saying that his Father in law gave it to him somehow from the lab to keep him from marrying his daughter?
Wow. That would be something.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at May 31, 2007 12:42 PM (ndZwv)
Posted by: Entropy at May 31, 2007 12:43 PM (HgAV0)
It's also an excuse for Ace to put light B&D and assplay in one of his posts.
It gives a certain boost to the Google linkage, and invites a slightly different kind of moron over to his site.
Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 12:47 PM (FWXe+)
Posted by: profligatewaste at May 31, 2007 12:47 PM (XdGpQ)
Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 12:55 PM (K/lgF)
I think we should all go over there and edit the hell out of Ace's wiki.
Maybe have a contest for most bizarre entry or just start making up shit about who Ace is.
Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 12:55 PM (FWXe+)
Ace once commanded a team of Navy S.E.A.L.s comprised entirely of asian transvestites during covert ops behind enemy lines in DPRK.
Ace was born on the planet Endor.
Ace has the ability to consume twice his own body weight in generic discount vodka.
Posted by: Entropy at May 31, 2007 12:59 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: Toby928 at May 31, 2007 01:04 PM (ATbKm)
Posted by: Toby928 at May 31, 2007 01:06 PM (ATbKm)
Crap....I was 5 seconds away from hitting the post button with that one.
Posted by: A. Weasel at May 31, 2007 01:12 PM (FWXe+)
Oh! Light B&D and assplay...I thought it was light D&D and assplay...
This is Ace, after all...
Posted by: Mikey NTH at May 31, 2007 01:30 PM (TuKBW)
Posted by: mesablue at May 31, 2007 01:37 PM (DzeyU)
Research guy wants to spread this aggressive form of TB for political reasons.
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at May 31, 2007 01:52 PM (zxscs)
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at May 31, 2007 02:24 PM (HPU22)
My vote goes for Dad-in-Law having had an 'accident' to try to avoid this loser.
Hope he was smart enough to not let him kiss the bride, etc.
Now she'll only be able to kiss him through the glass.
As an international flyer, I hate assholes like him who think that it's OK to give the other 300 people on the plane a fatal disease so he won't be inconvenienced.
Lock him up. I don't much care if it's a sanitarium or a prison.....
Posted by: Lokki at May 31, 2007 02:41 PM (jcB1I)
Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 31, 2007 03:02 PM (K/lgF)
How did I miss that thread?
Posted by: oddly curious at May 31, 2007 03:04 PM (ATbKm)
I agree, lets lock "Typhoid Mary" up. What a thoughtless asshole. And he's educated and was advised not to fly.
BTW, it's not always lethal, it's just XDR (extremely drug RESISTANT, but it can be killed, usually, after protracted, extensive/exhaustive treatment - ARGH! Oh, and I'm not referring to patient zero, but, rather, the infection <BG>
Posted by: kj at May 31, 2007 03:54 PM (5JZaj)
Posted by: Barnabas Collins at May 31, 2007 04:56 PM (vXl0I)
Posted by: Candy at May 31, 2007 07:21 PM (N59b1)
Posted by: See-Dubya at June 01, 2007 12:05 AM (1PVW6)
He is going to be quarantined! Isn't that against his civil rights or something? Seventy years ago there were hundreds of TB hospitals where the patients were shut away from the general population. Surely, old General Koop, who said AIDS wasn't just a disease of gay folks, wouldn't go along with putting patients away or does it depend on who the patients are?
Posted by: Ted at June 01, 2007 02:45 AM (V5CMy)
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Posted by: belajar forex at November 23, 2011 04:49 AM (dRNyN)
Maybe accept a challenge for a lot of camp access or just alpha authoritative up bits about who Ace is.
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