October 29, 2008

Sweet Fancy Moses
— Ace

A secret underground garage to hide this guy's two Lamborghinis.

But Lamborghinis are meant to be seen, right? I guess that's why he hid his Lamborghinis under (presumably) fake Lamborghinis.

Seems to me that he would have been better off hiding them under fake Chevettes, but then, I think he's trying to hide them like Obama's trying to hide his socialism.


Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM | Comments (41)
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1 lamborghinis are weak.    Maserati and Aston Martin are much sexier.

Posted by: Jennifer at October 29, 2008 04:12 PM (4xBEr)

2 I'll bet Obama's Aunt Zeituni has 3 or 4 Lamborghini's.

That's how they roll in Southie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 29, 2008 04:14 PM (74VQq)

3 Lamborghinis even

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 29, 2008 04:15 PM (74VQq)

4 The fake ones are for bragging to the world that he owns two Lamborghinis without placing the real ones at risk of being stolen or vandalized by jealous liberals.

Posted by: Aaron at October 29, 2008 04:16 PM (dTiq3)

5 Not mentioned: those Lamborghinis are actually Transformers. And the house? Yeah, it's Castle Greyskull.

Posted by: Kranix at October 29, 2008 04:17 PM (hNEXT)

6 Without reading further, is he a Dem Congresscritter from Louisiana with a penchant for cold hard cash?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 29, 2008 04:18 PM (4ZNG1)

7 See: rich people are nuts. This is why I have to tax them to death (that and I'm a Communist, of course).

Posted by: B.H. Obama at October 29, 2008 04:20 PM (q3V+C)

8

4-3 Phillies bottom 7th 1 out

Posted by: Dave in PB at October 29, 2008 04:21 PM (CTSya)

9 I'm fairly sure there's a trophy wife just off-camera.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 29, 2008 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

10 This guy made a Lamborghini from scratch in his basement.

Posted by: mesablue at October 29, 2008 04:25 PM (5yNaE)

11 Ace, here is another tip on the content of that LA Times tape from Doug Ross:

Saw a clip from the tape. Reason we can't release it is because statements Obama said to rile audiance up during toast.  He congratulates Kahlidi for his work saying, "Israel has no God-given right to occupy Palestine," pluse there's been, "genocide against the Palestinian people  by Israelis."

It would be really controversial if it got out.  That's why they will not even let a transcript get out.
http://tiny.cc/oQt0N

Don't know if it is reliable or not, but Doug trusts it.
David


Posted by: LifeTrek at October 29, 2008 04:26 PM (tJTIW)

12 Looks like he keeps Countachs above ground and hides the nicer ones.

The Countach is a cool looking car, but I had a friend who worked at an exotic car consignment place and sat in one once.  The body was wavy with orange peel and the horn cover had fallen off into the front seat.

Posted by: DM! at October 29, 2008 04:26 PM (6Ewgm)

13 Ahhhh, how cute! Where is the rest of his James Bond 007 stuff?

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 29, 2008 04:26 PM (wba6w)

14 Take a look at Zombie.  He has dug into Obambi's Columbia years.

http://www.zombietime.com/obama_and_the_weather_underground/

Posted by: rls at October 29, 2008 04:28 PM (k4h7p)

15 no fakes... the guy has five. The two Countaches in the driveway, the Murcialago and Gallardo underneath, and the Diablo in the garage. Not hiding anything, just needed a place to put 'em all.

Posted by: G at October 29, 2008 04:29 PM (FAYNo)

16 It's just a giant metaphorical codpiece is all.

Posted by: Joanie at October 29, 2008 04:29 PM (Yyy1m)

17 Uh yeah, that's  cough my house.

Posted by: Jones at October 29, 2008 04:29 PM (KOkrW)

18 I want a Batcave.  A lot.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 29, 2008 04:33 PM (nwpvO)

19 as a home designer I hate it when videos like this come out... now I'll have people asking me about hidden garages, and I'll say yes we can do it, and then I'll go through the trouble to do it, and then they'll find out how much it really costs and I have to redesign it...

but my inner Lamborghini lover says oh dear lord sweetazzz....

btw I think they are real Lamborghini's on top... he needed more parking... notice the (what I presume to be) Jaguar in the front garage.

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at October 29, 2008 04:36 PM (UHPcb)

20 Under my plan, every low-income worker will receive .4 oz of those cars once they're confiscated, pulped, and distributed to the people.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 29, 2008 04:42 PM (MMC8r)

21 Shit, Barack Obama was supposed to say that.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 29, 2008 04:42 PM (MMC8r)

22

And I wish I had, Stinky.

In fact, under my plan, every low-posting Ace of Spades moron is going to receive three consonants and two vowels when I confiscate your posts and distribute them to the people.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 29, 2008 04:56 PM (WDySP)

23 Wow. Now I feel really weak. Ford freestyle and no freaking batcave.

Posted by: locus ceruleus at October 29, 2008 05:00 PM (e2mBS)

24

It's just a giant metaphorical codpiece is all.

Yeah but you can drive this one around town, and I'm pretty sure it works better than wearing an, ah, actual codpiece.

 

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 29, 2008 05:05 PM (cqaC+)

25 And I thought I had something going when I buried my trophy Ford Fiesta in the mud under my junker Ford Fiesta.   Driveway elevator.  Dammit.  Not thinking of that is where I went wrong.

Posted by: pistolero at October 29, 2008 05:14 PM (hBUN7)

26 All your Lamborghinis are belong to us.

Posted by: qwfwq at October 29, 2008 05:25 PM (cnCRa)

27 Lamborghini's are crap.  It's like the beta male's Ferrari.

Posted by: CB at October 29, 2008 05:34 PM (9Wv2j)

28

Reason we can't release it is because statements Obama said to rile audiance up during toast.

Transalation from Journalist-speak to English: "It's okay to "rile up" audiances (sic) of leftists who will vote correctly, but responsible journalists like us have a duty not to rile up all you clingers.  Tragically you are still allowed to vote, and you are a bit prone to use your votes, shall we say, irresponsibly.  IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: sherlock at October 29, 2008 05:36 PM (ojW85)

29 Flaming skulls drive both. What me worry?

Posted by: Corona at October 29, 2008 05:53 PM (pI8vF)

30 I had a '78 Chevette. In 1990. It was awesome!

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at October 29, 2008 05:59 PM (HF2US)

31 How exactly do you know the Great Zombie is a he?

Posted by: bikermailman at October 29, 2008 06:11 PM (sInvD)

32 That guy must have a rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyy small schwantz.

Posted by: Random at October 29, 2008 06:17 PM (L5/cz)

33 Ace. You clearly lack a recent enthusiasm to blog. The juices don't flow with alacrity. Invite mother over tyo strip, slowly. Or to fuck daddy. Could help.

But. Among your vast misrecognitions is that Obama is your man. He's gonna cathect on the "Bush Strategy" and kill, kill.

C'mon. Hot shot.

He's yours, babe.

You don't even know it,

Cuz, you're a knucklehead.

Posted by: joe the plumber at October 29, 2008 06:18 PM (6/ufm)

34 John F. Not Kerry: "I had a '78 Chevette. In 1990. It was awesome" My cousin had a Pontiac T1000, which was the same chassis as the Chevette. Going uphill, it was faster to get out and push.

Posted by: Random at October 29, 2008 06:19 PM (L5/cz)

35 In hindsight, I'm thinking a moat with drawbridge would have been cheaper, and much easier to defend with all of my his semiautomatic weapons.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 29, 2008 06:21 PM (DqE5A)

36 Now that's a world class douchebag.

Posted by: iowahawk at October 29, 2008 06:23 PM (QciN0)

37 This guy's too rich. Time for our overlord Obama to institute a Lamborghini tax.

Posted by: fbundy at October 29, 2008 06:44 PM (UO+Ft)

38 if you have Austin Powers; The Spy Who Shagged Me,..  there is a deleted scene that reminded me of the above clip.  When Austin had Heather Graham back at his place he walked to the wall where a bookcase and a bar were side by side..

he asked if she wanted a drink, pressed a button, the bookcase spun around and became a bar (sitting next to the other bar)   then he walked to the bar and asked if she wanted something to read, flipped a switch and the bar spun around to reveal  a bookcase..


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