July 31, 2007
— Rich "Psycho" Giamboni This other blogging feller thinks it's me here, dropping the shitthammer on this squirmy punk acting like a clown in a convenience store. A very Ken Shamrock-like shithammer, if I do say so myself.
Wish I could take credit, bro. But you know, my dickhead PO doesn't let me leave the state, so of course I never do. Never. I sure want to be in full compliance with the terms of my parole. Nothin' makes me happier than doing exactly what my fucknutted PO wants me to do.
And I sure wouldn't stop at a convenience store on my way back from an out-of-state Indian casino for some Luckys, Suzy-Qs, and face-kicks.
And that's the name of that tune.
Posted by: Kaitain at July 31, 2007 09:32 PM (4ep6C)
Of course, looking at that video more closely, Rich, there is absolutely no way that could possibly be you and I will swear to that in court. I was mistaken. Silly me!
PS Can I talk to my kids now?
Posted by: See-Dubya at July 31, 2007 09:34 PM (DbZC0)
Posted by: someone at July 31, 2007 09:42 PM (eCH82)
Posted by: thebronze at July 31, 2007 09:43 PM (8zsLf)
Now that's a Rich "Psycho" Giovani post.TM
Oh, and "thebronze"? Yeah, that fairy boy ace gave you props for having a cool nic.
But don't think that being ace's fav number one friend means jack to Rich.
Don't make a maniac out of him...
Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni schtick superfan at July 31, 2007 10:47 PM (5oRVX)
Posted by: JeepThang at August 01, 2007 01:36 AM (itFft)
Posted by: Paladin at August 01, 2007 03:26 AM (ZO0u/)
Posted by: Don Carne at August 01, 2007 03:32 AM (wSNS7)
>>the guy in the vid looks like Hugh Jackman to me.
The guy taking the beating looked more like a Hugh Jassole.
Posted by: Tushar D at August 01, 2007 03:41 AM (IlgNp)
Posted by: Lance at August 01, 2007 03:45 AM (gHwlO)
Posted by: 3rd_Bird at August 01, 2007 04:07 AM (tMwd6)
Posted by: OU_Gryphon at August 01, 2007 04:19 AM (HUjun)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at August 01, 2007 04:32 AM (Ywp6f)
Posted by: reb kittridge at August 01, 2007 04:42 AM (QbDyq)
Posted by: otcconan at August 01, 2007 04:43 AM (ZRp7/)
Obamarama: I'm the tough one.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 01, 2007 04:57 AM (KOnQh)
Posted by: Nico at August 01, 2007 04:59 AM (51ePm)
(Hypothesis: the moron had been in before making threats.)
Also, the beat-down badass could be the store manager, or the manager's cousin just back from badass school. Hence the bossing around of the clerk and the understandable desire to kick the shit out of a robber.
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 01, 2007 05:10 AM (E6iLd)
Posted by: Alex at August 01, 2007 05:17 AM (QrpD7)
Posted by: a4g at August 01, 2007 05:19 AM (bfr28)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2007 05:33 AM (t+mja)
The camera may be motion activated, I guess, to pan up.
Rich stuffed the kid in the nuts pretty good. The kid now has the proverbial mindtesticles, as Rich drove the little shits nutsack right up and through his larynx. Note his classic follow-through on that sack-punt, too.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 01, 2007 05:40 AM (uSomN)
Posted by: steve_in_hb at August 01, 2007 05:42 AM (7FHPf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2007 05:50 AM (tVbxd)
Thanks for that clarification Steve.
The camera seemed to follow the action a little too closely to be a mounted security monitor--I thought the thing was staged, but wouldn't dare suggest such a thing to Psycho Giamboni.
Posted by: kevlarchick at August 01, 2007 06:55 AM (TNuqz)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 06:58 AM (QTv8u)
wonder where they dumped the body? Looks like they took it out back.
Posted by: Paladin at August 01, 2007 07:08 AM (AfORa)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 07:08 AM (QTv8u)
That was a good old fashioned ass whippin'. That punk was fetal within 20 seconds of the initial front kick to the chest.
Posted by: fugazi at August 01, 2007 07:12 AM (7Wgi9)
That guy's gonna need a wallet shoved in his mouth.
Posted by: kjm at August 01, 2007 07:23 AM (7ODKm)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 07:24 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: davis,br at August 01, 2007 07:28 AM (5xoMO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2007 07:28 AM (tVbxd)
The panning is due to the fact that they are video taping a monitor (you can see the edge of the monitor and even hear the guys doing the recording at one point). I'm inclined to believe that the guy who opened up the supersized can of whoop ass was an employee due to the fact that the clerk kept trying to give him stuff to use to beat the punks ass and the fact that the asswhooper started cleaning up a little bit after he drug the punk off screen. In fact looks to me like the clerk must not have hit the panic button because usually the cops will respond pretty quickly to those (I had to hit a few during my midnight to 9am gas station attendent years and everytime the cops were there within two or three minutes). Instead it seems possible that the clerk called the asskicker to come down and beat the guys ass. Just a theory but that whole scene went on an awful long time without the police showing up if the clerk actually hit the panic button.
I sincerely believe that the extra kicks to the body/groin after the guy was down and out, the partial bodyslam of the motionless punk and the grand flying chest kick entrance make this man the greatest american hero since the 80 year old Marine who killed the punk in South America.
Posted by: Big E at August 01, 2007 07:28 AM (uw1/g)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 07:29 AM (QTv8u)
Not only that, but the guy then uses it to dust the safety glass for a bit (at 3:10), then throws it aside to continue the kicking before he drags the punk outside.
If it were me, I would have given the punk a little "kitchy kitchy koo" to his nose with it also, just for that little extra bit of humiliation.
Posted by: Alex at August 01, 2007 07:45 AM (fgyj8)
That was Smeaton-esque!
Posted by: Lipstick at August 01, 2007 07:53 AM (3y+L6)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 08:00 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 08:01 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: a4g at August 01, 2007 08:09 AM (bfr28)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 08:14 AM (QTv8u)
gah, I'm back at work and can't watch it again. So, a question, and a theory.
Does the camera movement end after the guy goes all Bruce Lee on the asshole? Cause it looked like a ceiling mounted PTZ (pan tilt zoom) camera.
With newer DVR security systems, it's very common to provide a set of controls that lets you reposition the camera. I am guessing Kwai Chang Caine was an employee (or owner) in the back room, using that control until he decided he'd had enough of this guy trashing his store, and came out to deliver the A-1 smackdown. His picking up stuff after beating this asshole to the ground seems to indicate that.
I suppose the guy behind the counter could have operated the camera during round 4, so I guess the thing to look for is "does the camera move when you can see both store guys"?
Just a theory.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 01, 2007 08:26 AM (KOnQh)
Posted by: Lipstick at August 01, 2007 09:04 AM (3y+L6)
In all likeliehood it was a small fixed camera, using a multi-feed mux, to allow several view's, and can't be translated from the tape to electronic with any simplicity, so they just taped the chosen "main" image.
(worked at sensormatic as a "tenchnical security specialist." for a while)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 10:19 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 01, 2007 10:20 AM (QTv8u)
Where do you think convenience store "beef" jerky and hot dogs come from?
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