December 31, 2006

Surprise DVD Treat: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
— Ace

Yeah, I was surprised too, but everyone I know who's seen it liked it. It got savaged by the critics, but who cares, because critics 1) are horrible judges of comedy and 2) despise anything that isn't indy or indy-ish -- and this movie, of course, with its conspicuously commercial high concept, is the antithesis of the quirky indy flick.

Give it a rent. You'll be surprised.

Of course, I went in (as most people I've discussed this with) with low expectations, an advantage I'm stripping away from you by recommending it; still, I think it will hold up. Just don't get your expectations absurdly high. It's a fun, chuckle-every-few-minutes light romantic comedy; it's not Anchorman or anything.

And if you want a great superhero double-feature, rent it along with the huge surprise of last year, Sky High.


Lefty Idiocy: From the amateur web-zine Slate's amateur web-zine reviewer, who finds a silly movie about a neurotic, controlling superheroine to be far too "enranging[ly]" "misogynistic" for her tastes.

Certainly it plays upon the hoariest stereotypes about women -- like how they, you know, sometimes throw a 1500 pound great white shark through your bedroom window. I mean, come on, it's 2006. Didn't we leave that bit of chauvanism back in 1955 with Donna Reed?

A less willfully misogynist movie might have made Thurman's double identity the starting place for an exploration of female power, super- or otherwise. What would you do if your girlfriend not only made more money than you, but knew how to stop an incoming missile with her bare hands?

Oh yeah -- a summer-movie rom-com "exploration of female power."
Sounds like comedy fuckin' gold to me.

That review is from the same silly cow who insists Margaret Cho is screamingly funny via the curious route of not being funny, by the way. So you know where she's coming from. Apparently it's a rule that women can never be portrayed as less than 100% virtuous and psychologically balanced or else a film is "misogynistic."

I have a feeling this movie hit a little too close to home for Dana Stevens.


Stupid Feminist Watch: It's sad that some people are so agenda-driven even when it comes to silly frivolities. I like this anecdote from Fred Wolf, onetime SNL writer, now a screenwriter/actor.

Is this stupid or what?

I had this one sketch. It was about five idiot guys who were working on oil rigs in North Dakota. And they're drilling a hole deep into the earth and out of that hole pops some sort of a subterranean human-- some crazy alien person. And it's Jeneane Garofalo. And these five idiots see her come out of the hole and she tells them that she lives in an underground kingdom, that they've been watching earth's progress over millions of years and they have all the answers to any question that we might have about life on earth. And that she has five minutes until exposure to the air will kill her. [She offers:] "Ask any question you'd like."

Well, when she first pops out of the hole, Chris Farley screams a really high-pitched scream, so after she gives her speech about how they could ask any question they want, the next thing out of Adam Sandler's mouth is, he turns to Farley and says, "What the hell kind of scream was that? When you saw the fish lady pop out of the hole, you screamed like a girl." And then they proceed to spend one minute of her last remaining time on earth arguing over how he didn't screalm like a woman, he screamed like a man. And back and forth. The point of the sketch was that theese guys were idiots and that they were blowing their chance at, you know, at great knowledge.

Jeneane Garofalo raised hell with three or four people before I got wind of it that I was being "disrespectful to women" in that it is a fault of a guy to scream like a girl, that because Farley screamikng like a girl would bring chastisement, she said that meant that women therefore are deserving to be chastised when they scream. It was one of the most convoluted, strangerst, most ridiculous reasons I've ever heard to dislike a sketch.


Posted by: Ace at 03:03 PM | Comments (16)
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1 Dana Stephens would respond but she's currently up to her jawbone in another women's furry parts and is unavailable for comment. And Comrade Cho is hilarious for an ugly Korean dude, seriously. I loved her work on MASH as the guy who always brought farm animals for Radar.

Posted by: sandman arriveth at December 31, 2006 03:24 PM (Zc2PN)

2 Heheh. this line gave me a chuckle:

Why should we care about the world's safety if she doesn't?

Uh...cuz you will die? Cuz all the stuff you like will cease to be? Oh well...stuff you don't like will be gone too...

Posted by: Entropy at December 31, 2006 03:29 PM (Uh5fR)

3 I loved that film.  A co-worker rented it for a nightshift.  we both thought it would just be something to make fun of for a couple hours, but it really was a funny show.

Posted by: ArmedGeek at December 31, 2006 03:36 PM (vjHOi)

4 The playfulness between Anna Faris and Luke Wilson is what made the movie really good. It made a nice contrast to the relationship between Wilson and Thurman's insecure woman-scorned superhero.

Posted by: Laddy at December 31, 2006 04:13 PM (8oNqR)

5 it's not Anchorman or anything


Damn, that's the best recommendation I've ever read for a movie. It's not Anchorman. Between that and Napoleon Dynamite I'm hard pressed to choose "most overrated movie of the last 5 years."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 31, 2006 04:20 PM (FuM7z)

6 Damnit, where the hell are all of these insecure, clingy women I keep hearing about? The ones who scare men away because we're like, oh noes, she really really wants to be in a serious relationship with me so bad that she'll idealize me, buy me stuff, let me skip the awkward job interview stage of dating, and put out like a gay dude - the horror!?

And why can't I think of any Eve Ensler jokes about this post? You know like, hey Garafalo, Eve Ensler's vagina called, it wants ... Andrew Sulivan's beagle back... or something...

Posted by: Dave Munger at December 31, 2006 05:30 PM (2DpdP)

7 I'd scream like a little girl if I saw Jeneane Garofalo walk around a corner, let alone pop out of a hole in the ground. That chick gives me the heebee jeebees.

That would have been a really funny sketch, though. Fish Lady -- Garofalo would just have to play herself.

Posted by: mesablue at December 31, 2006 06:37 PM (DzeyU)

8 And why can't I think of any Eve Ensler jokes about this post? You know like, hey Garafalo, Eve Ensler's vagina called, it wants ... Andrew Sulivan's beagle back... or something...

Thanks a effing lot Munger. Explain to your wife why you are laughing your head off, and try to explain why this is funny.

Go ahead. I've got plenty of time here on the couch.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2006 06:49 PM (b/ENZ)

9 Perhaps Dana Stevens should remake the movie the way she thinks it should have been made, thus reaping the thousands of dollars I'm sure it would make in the theaters. 

Of course, when it failed miserably, I'm sure that would simply be another example of the misogyny that runs rampant in our society.

Posted by: wiserbud at December 31, 2006 06:54 PM (56ssE)

10 Chicks who throw sharks at you ----> hot!.

Gotta see this movie now.

Posted by: mesablue at December 31, 2006 07:13 PM (DzeyU)

11 Am man works from sun to sun, but a woman's mouth is never shut.

Posted by: at December 31, 2006 09:37 PM (i2YG7)

12 Little Miss Sunshine is also very good and well worth renting.

"You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out!"

Posted by: at December 31, 2006 09:51 PM (i2YG7)

13 Something about that description reminds me of "Love Stinks." It's not wall-to-wall hilarity, but there are a few moments of genius -- well, "genius" isn't quite the word I'm looking for, but it'll do for the clodpates reading this blog. Happy new year, everyone!

Posted by: Guy T. at January 01, 2007 06:44 AM (QL3uV)

14 Garofalo is female?

Posted by: Bitter Pill at January 01, 2007 04:38 PM (86S3r)

15 Dave Unger
, and put out like a gay dude - the horror!?

exactly how many gay men have put out for you dave?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 01, 2007 04:40 PM (QTv8u)

16 I thought the movie sucked, but to turn it into some man hating woman parable is retarded.

Actually, the story is that an awkward teenaged girl became "empowered" and abused it, by shitting on the only man that really cared about her. She cashed in the real in exchange for the superficial.

It's a story of a girl turning into the stereotype of a man, through her lame weak, attempts to be like the popular girls, and in the process realizing that being the superhero doesn't mean you are loved.

Stupid twat.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 01, 2007 04:42 PM (QTv8u)

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