November 30, 2006
— Ace A documentary called "Zoo" about the guy who had sex with a horse. Or, more accurately, the guy who made a horse had sex with him, and died hours later from, ahem, internal trauma.
Robert Redford has optioned the story for use in a theatrical film tenatively titled, The Horse Whisperer II: Sweet Nothings.
Don't do it! I'm warning you.
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2006 03:43 PM (adpJH)
Posted by: Mark V. at November 30, 2006 03:45 PM (X5HHU)
Posted by: the Horse at November 30, 2006 03:46 PM (X98gI)
Posted by: Venison Lover at November 30, 2006 03:47 PM (yHvEo)
And The Decline accelerates...
Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 03:48 PM (kKjaJ)
Posted by: wtf at November 30, 2006 03:50 PM (t3Mks)
Posted by: andi! at November 30, 2006 03:50 PM (p1s9n)
Wait. You know what? I used to like Robert Redford. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "The Hot Rock", movies like that.
But now? Redford can go fuck himself. With Zorro's dick, Ace pushing.
Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 03:51 PM (kKjaJ)
Don't do it! I'm warning you.
"Classic footage" indeed. Didn't he say something to the effect that that was Big-Mac-With-Cheese Oliver Willis getting pounded?
Posted by: Wil at November 30, 2006 03:52 PM (8mpRW)
Posted by: Jim Webb at November 30, 2006 04:04 PM (CTqCo)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 30, 2006 04:04 PM (p9O/F)
Posted by: mcmorris at November 30, 2006 04:20 PM (1zqZY)
One day, I heard that he'd stabbed rebar (how do you spell that??) through his rib cage, taking 20 minutes to manually push the metal bars through. There were 2 metal bars through his chest (1 of which missed his heart by just a smidge) and another bar in the horse-sex area, which caused some rather significant internal bleeding.
I wonder if Mr. Horse Sex had a similar past.
Posted by: Feisty at November 30, 2006 04:29 PM (2Oi8H)
Posted by: benrand at November 30, 2006 05:14 PM (HHKps)
Posted by: Dead Zoo Guy at November 30, 2006 05:23 PM (sLlfx)
Posted by: spurwing plover at November 30, 2006 05:49 PM (TPwuq)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2006 06:11 PM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Barry at November 30, 2006 06:15 PM (kKjaJ)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 30, 2006 07:23 PM (V3nip)
Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 30, 2006 07:24 PM (V3nip)
I hope they were practicing safe sex.
Posted by: daleyrocks at November 30, 2006 07:49 PM (2Pm4W)
If you have a better way for the Sundance film festival to top last year's winner, Brokeback Mountain, I'd love to hear it.
Posted by: K the C at November 30, 2006 09:20 PM (A8vmD)
A gob-smackingly vile Christianist. I am filled with heart-ache at your gob-smackingly vile Christianism.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 30, 2006 09:28 PM (A8vmD)
Horse whisperer. Hmmm. Think ol rob might need a checkup.
Posted by: drolmorg at November 30, 2006 10:05 PM (QTvV8)
Posted by: Scot at November 30, 2006 11:27 PM (kaxUx)
(That should make some choice heads explode.)
Posted by: V the K at December 01, 2006 04:54 AM (PYXzc)
Sick Perverted Porn
DOCUMENTARY about a horse piercing a mans doody chute =
Gotta have standards, you know?
Posted by: PHenry at December 01, 2006 07:34 AM (ZCbq9)
'Til den, you ain't got one o' dem sugah cubes, hab you?
Posted by: black beauty at December 01, 2006 08:00 AM (uSomN)
not that it wasn't funny, but whoever that was...
i detect the palsied, horsey-smelling hand of wickedpinto.
Posted by: jdubious at December 01, 2006 08:38 AM (6Hjp2)
Posted by: spurwing plover at December 01, 2006 07:35 PM (PAJqa)
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