August 30, 2005

Subway Flasher Again: Europeans Want To Know What The Big Deal Is
— Ace

Karol was pretty surprised when she just posted the flasher story and got a lot of heat from our too-cool-for-school European betters.

They actually took the "you stupid Americans, how can you be so prudish" line.

It's high school politics, I swear. Europeans are the Goth losers snivelling and snarking at the popular kids as they walk down the hall

Remember, this guy was masturbating in public. Smiling at a woman as he got Little Elvis ready for Vegas, if you know what I mean. But Europeans -- determined to prove how jaded and filled with ennui they are (ennui is a French word meaning "envy, venom, and bullshit") -- took the opportunity to America bash.

A couple of good ones:

ok, see no one would care over here in europe!

so what, he is not hurting anyone, you all need to take the stick outta your asses and stop being so prude!

if you dont like it, GET UP AND MOVE THE FUCK ON, god 40 years ago it would be a picture of a black man on a train, 30 years ago a homosexual, and today a "pervert" give it up....hes just an exibitionist, thats been goin on for years...

Yes, stop being so prude. Seriously.

OH MY GOD! THAT GUY HAS A PENIS! WHAT A SENSATION! HE MUST BE JAILED OR - BETTER - HANGED! You, americans, are so fun - "Oh, i was so traumatised, oh i want him to pay my valium bills, oh i can't ride a subway for 10 years since". When some of you, fat girls, going around with barenaked bellybuttons (fat) with pubic hair sticking over the pants - THAT is traumatic!

Well, Francois, maybe the sight of a girl's pubic hair is more traumatic for you than some douchebag scaling his dorkfish on the subway, but here in America, we're not such -- how you say? -- homos.*

Sheesh. Why can't I have those sorts of idiots trolling on this site? At least those are fun idiots. I can hear the French accents coming through their broken English.

* A single dream in which George Clooney kisses you does not, in fact, make you a homo. I'm just clarifying.

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM | Comments (22)
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1 It's about time someone stood up for perverts.

Posted by: Joseph at August 30, 2005 07:55 PM (WqtGz)

2 Yeah dude, wtf are you thinking?

Jeez, it's not like he raped her, which even if he did, it's legal now, or at least should be by now according to Cameron Diaz' moonbat moment on Oprah.

Incidentally, as someone from Europe, that stuff is illegal and just as frowned upon. What we have here are a few real 'European progressives'.

Posted by: Ring at August 30, 2005 07:59 PM (zl85K)

3 Yeah, I don't really believe it. I think it's bullshit, just another opportunity to say "you stupid Americans."

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 08:00 PM (hBAty)

4 You stupid Americans.

Posted by: Frenchy Frenchman at August 30, 2005 08:22 PM (6lUcn)

5 Obviously bullshit -- just hard to believe anyone would think points could be scored here. Next they'll be calling Americans crass idiots for "persecuting" child molesters.

Posted by: Joseph at August 30, 2005 08:29 PM (WqtGz)

6 Thank heav-un, for little girls...

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 08:32 PM (W7JEQ)

7 Ace you are out to lunch on this one. You have to understand, in europe this is called ROMANCE. See in Europe you just unzip, flip it out, and say OH BABY. Here in the U.S. we tend to give flowers and compliments to our ladies, maybe even engaging in a little repartee, and then ask them out to dinner or some kind of entertainment. Its only later that we get down to real business.. It saves a lot of unnecessary conversation and expense the Europenis way.

Posted by: john at August 30, 2005 08:37 PM (HCxmX)

8 You'd think the oh so wordly Eurotrash would at least have a little concern over the presence of perv fluids in a public area like this. For a whole continent of people who rarely bother to bathe more than once a week I guess it makes little difference what kind of sticky substance you sit it, it'll dry out sooner or later. Or not.

Posted by: bullwinkle at August 30, 2005 08:43 PM (AZvIl)

9 You know, Hannibal Lecter was very European in cultural outlook, and even he wasn't pleased at Multiple Migs throwing semen on Clarice.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 08:44 PM (W7JEQ)

10 It's about time someone stood up for perverts.

Indeed - the job is too much for just the ACLU alone to handle.

Posted by: Tony at August 30, 2005 09:14 PM (dYcZw)

11 Here in the U.S. we tend to give flowers and compliments to our ladies, maybe even engaging in a little repartee, and then ask them out to dinner or some kind of entertainment.


Posted by: ace at August 30, 2005 09:19 PM (W7JEQ)

12 What's the matter, ace? George didn't buy you dinner first?

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 11:31 PM (Ehvu2)

13 Gaylord.
Yeh Ace we all know you're more of a cash transaction kind of a guy.

Posted by: john at August 31, 2005 12:17 AM (HCxmX)

14 Did George slip you the tongue in your dream, Ace? Because if he did, well...

Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 31, 2005 02:23 AM (b/4pC)

15 George Clooney from ER, or George Clooney from Batman?

Posted by: bitterman at August 31, 2005 03:52 AM (fmPjX)

16 Or George Clooney from Roseanne?

Posted by: Jason at August 31, 2005 04:22 AM (Y2Bw/)

17 "...scaling his dorkfish."

I've got to remember that one.

Posted by: Mizzen Mast at August 31, 2005 04:34 AM (5f5DF)

18 Hell, let em masturbate in public now, soon it will be burqas for all.

Posted by: Defense Guy at August 31, 2005 04:47 AM (jPCiN)

19 I love it when the Euros demonstrate their moral superiority.

Let this be a lesson for all of you travelers out there; this is expected- nay, encouraged- behavior on European mass transit.

Ah, zee Fronsh countryside, eet ees zo beautiful...(squirt) Oh! Mon dieu!

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2005 06:11 AM (0+tK7)

20 This wasn't the first time in recent months that a subway pervert was captured on camera phones. Check out the photos and news of an arrest made as a result at

Posted by: wdegraw at August 31, 2005 07:06 AM (ywZa8)

21 I can't believe the number of Euros spending so much time worrying about Americans worrying about subway perverts imposing their sexually aggressive and utterly inappropriate behavior that offends our cultural sensibilities.

Posted by: Steve in Houston at August 31, 2005 07:22 AM (kr2JW)

22 The French ban on culturally inappropriate headscarves is especially funny now.

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2005 07:40 AM (0+tK7)

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