November 26, 2010

Midday Whenever Overnight Open Thread - "The Age of Hair" Edition [Rajiv Vindaloo]
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The rest of the world:

Meanwhile, at AoSHQ:

I'm Not Sure Obama Wants to Hear Much About "Rebounds" Right Now

The Administration's always-happy-to-help friends over at Politico spat out a typical bit of "Obama's about to come roaring back, just you wait and see!" wishcasting this morning. It's a piece of no redeeming informational value whatsoever - just a bunch of Democratic Party hacks pushing pro-O soundbites with a couple of "Nuh-uh!"s from GOP types tacked on to the end - but author Glenn Thrush must be cringing over this line, in light of more recent events:

They see the makings of a serious potential rebound for Obama — if he settles on steady message, the economy finally cooperates and Sarah Palin takes the presidential plunge.

(Yes, of course I saw it at Hot Air first.)

What the Frig is a Rajiv Vindaloo?

Because everyone keeps asking: No, I'm not Indian. No, I'm not making fun of Indians. It's from this ancient SNL skit. At some point in the distant past, some thread on here degenerated into a discussion of which skits were their favorites, back when the show was actually funny and not just a patronage scheme for Ruling Class attention whores. Someone mentioned this one, I needed a stupid name to post with, and you can't get much more stupider than "Rajiv Vindaloo". So there you go.

This actually is one of the best skits they ever did, if you ask me. This is from the underrated early-80s era, the only one that has had almost all records of its existence wiped off the face of the intertubes. Why? Because a) the network weasels at NBC have bots set up to file takedown claims with YouTube and the rest within five minutes of anyone uploading something with any SNL-related keyword in it, and b) Lorne Michaels is an egotistical Sucker of Cock. This is the period in which Dick Ebersol (not exactly a lovable guy himself - who at NBC is?) was running the show, so Lorne has seen to it that the SNL video archives over on NBC.com are a black hole from 1980-85. What a twat. And fuck you for coasting for a solid decade at this point. Enjoy your audience of 16-year-olds and Manhattan media bloggers.


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1 Dude this post sucks worse than me.

Posted by: Michael S. Steele at November 26, 2010 01:49 PM (uCjoj)

2

Dude this post sucks worse than me.

x2

Posted by: Michael S. Steele at November 26, 2010 01:50 PM (uCjoj)

3

Is minxx drunk?

Posted by: Michael S. Steele at November 26, 2010 01:50 PM (uCjoj)

4 Do the Islamists love their children too?

/We all know the answer to that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 01:52 PM (c0A3e)

5 A heads-up; placing videos "above the fold" locks/slows up the thread for people who don't have videos defeated.

Posted by: Vic at November 26, 2010 01:53 PM (e4sSD)

6 Air kisses to all my fans.

Posted by: Cam Newton at November 26, 2010 01:55 PM (foEpt)

7
This blows.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 01:55 PM (En7xg)

8 This is the period in which Dick Ebersol (not exactly a lovable guy himself - who at NBC is?) was running the show, so Lorne has seen to it that the SNL video archives over on NBC.com are a black hole from 1980-85. What a twat.

The very best skit SNL ever did, then, now, and forever, was from this era:  "The Shooting of Buckwheat".  It's spit-your-guts-up funny, and has become even more relevant with the passage of the years and the proliferation of 24-hr cable news channels.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 01:55 PM (F5Gxy)

9
The natives are getting restless!

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 01:55 PM (En7xg)

10 The natives are getting restless!

Racist.

Posted by: Restless Natives at November 26, 2010 01:56 PM (uCjoj)

11 Mwah!  Mwah!  Mwah!  I am the one you've been waiting for!

Posted by: Barack Cameron Hussein Newton at November 26, 2010 01:57 PM (F5Gxy)

12 I accompanied the wife and kid out to look for ski boots today. It was a perfect Abilene Paradox scenario.

Posted by: sTevo at November 26, 2010 01:58 PM (VMcEw)

13 *loosens tie* Jesus, tough crowd.

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 26, 2010 01:58 PM (BZ2Bm)

14 loosens tie* Jesus, tough crowd.

Suck it up.

Posted by: Jay Leno at November 26, 2010 01:59 PM (uCjoj)

15 We are the crowd you've been waiting for.

Posted by: The Crowd at November 26, 2010 02:01 PM (foEpt)

16
in b4 someone calls this the WOOT!

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 02:01 PM (En7xg)

17 The Coca-cola version was better

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at November 26, 2010 02:03 PM (3WlaW)

18

Savor the scraps Ace feeds you Morons.  It is by his grace this den of iniquity exists. 

I liked the Sting piece.  Couldn't tell what the F*** he was saying but I liked it.  The SNL bit could only be appreciated by SNL sycophants with a stiffie for Martin (I think my goofy ass is funny) Short. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 26, 2010 02:03 PM (Skc3Q)

19 For this brilliance I award thee the title King of Clubs, Rajiv!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:04 PM (tJjm/)

20

For this brilliance I award thee the title King of Clubs, Rajiv!

I feel I provide more wisdom on a daily basis than does this thread.

and I'm not even a real doctor!

Posted by: Dr. Phil at November 26, 2010 02:05 PM (uCjoj)

21 Except for have an I phone, the dark side, you are doing great.  Get a Droid.

Posted by: Kemp at November 26, 2010 02:06 PM (JpFM9)

22 I'm trying to figure out professed conservative Auburn fans.  On the one hand, they claim to despise Barack Hussein Obama; on the other, they lap up every droplet of Cam Newton's jizz.

I'd welcome your perspective on this FUBAR, you whiny dead-end fuck, 'cause I know you're reading this.  But I also know you're too chickenshit to show your face in a hostile forum, and I know you're probably too busy playing My First TSA Search with your mother's anal cavity anyway, so I guess the conundrum will go unexplained.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 02:06 PM (F5Gxy)

23 You know what? Sting sucks.   He really does.  He can't sing, he can't write, he can't play, and he's so smugly better than us mere mortals that we have no right to be in his presence.  Unless we buy tickets for the privilege, of course.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:07 PM (c1oyg)

24 #18  I liked the Sting piece.  Couldn't tell what the F*** he was saying but I liked it. 

Figures.  From the song's wiki:

The song was a hit in France, where it peaked at #2 for three weeks and remained on the top 50 for 19 weeks. It is currently the 636th best-selling single of all time in France


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:07 PM (c0A3e)

25

Except for have an I phone, the dark side, you are doing great.  Get a Droid.

Windows Phone 7. Avoids both the Steve Jobs ball-taint & the creepiness of Eric Schmidt at Google.

Also kicks ass. But imo, avoiding ball taint > kicking ass.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at November 26, 2010 02:07 PM (uCjoj)

26 The song was a hit in France, where it peaked at #2 for three weeks and remained on the top 50 for 19 weeks. It is currently the 636th best-selling single of all time in France

good god what has happened to the place.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at November 26, 2010 02:08 PM (uCjoj)

27 23 You know what? Sting sucks.   He really does.  He can't sing, he can't write, he can't play, and he's so smugly better than us mere mortals that we have no right to be in his presence.  Unless we buy tickets for the privilege, of course.

Replace "Sting" with the name of most any singer out there and the truth of your statement would remain the same. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:09 PM (c0A3e)

28 Did I read right? Obama took an elbow to the mouth durning a basketball game. He got 12 stitches.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at November 26, 2010 02:09 PM (FTqKI)

29 20 For this brilliance I award thee the title King of Clubs, Rajiv! I feel I provide more wisdom on a daily basis than does this thread. and I'm not even a real doctor! Posted by: Dr. Phil at November 26, 2010 07:05 PM (uCjoj) Fine, you can be Queen of Cocks, Dr. Phil!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:10 PM (tJjm/)

30 Bruce Willis singing into his wine cooler bottle was funnier than that POS SNL skit.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 26, 2010 02:10 PM (7EV/g)

31

Fine, you can be Queen of Cocks, Dr. Phil!

as long as I get to keep my douchey mustache.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at November 26, 2010 02:10 PM (uCjoj)

32 28 Did I read right? Obama took an elbow to the mouth durning a basketball game. He got 12 stitches.

Yeppers.  What is even better is the man who did it, Ray Decerega, works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:12 PM (c0A3e)

33 good god what has happened to the place.

Don't look at me, you're the damn fool had it last...

Posted by: Joan of Arc at November 26, 2010 02:13 PM (vkUBG)

34 23 You know what? Sting sucks.   He really does.  He can't sing, he can't write, he can't play, and he's so smugly better than us mere mortals that we have no right to be in his presence.  Unless we buy tickets for the privilege, of course.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 07:07 PM (c1oyg)

Was it here that someone posted that Sting thinks the worst thing he was ever a part of was The Police?  I think the only songs I know of his are ones done by the Police.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 02:13 PM (oVQFe)

35 This blows.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 06:55 PM

You obviously didn't do your homework. Watch Rajiv Vindaloo, and then you may join the discussion.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 26, 2010 02:14 PM (u9eU0)

36 @24: France? Isn't that the country that considers Gerard Depardeau The Fat & Bulbous Nosed a sex symbol?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:15 PM (tJjm/)

Posted by: JavaJoe at November 26, 2010 02:16 PM (e9JZd)

38 36 @24: France? Isn't that the country that considers Gerard Depardeau The Fat & Bulbous Nosed a sex symbol?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 07:15 PM (tJjm/)

And Jerry Lewis is a comedic genius.  At least they don't think David Hasselhoff is a great singer.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 02:17 PM (oVQFe)

39 Normans...

Posted by: delmar at November 26, 2010 02:17 PM (bPYiy)

40 I found France to be a most welcoming place.

Posted by: Gerd von Runstedt at November 26, 2010 02:18 PM (uCjoj)

41 "Good god what has happened to this place?" Watch it, someone will tell you to go fuck yourself.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:18 PM (tJjm/)

42 All is well, for now.

FedEx finds package that contains radioactive rod, was lost for a day http://bit.ly/gImiua

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:18 PM (c0A3e)

43 This was LOL in elementary school:

I'd like to teach the world to sing....and furni shit with love ;-)

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 02:21 PM (gMzAL)

44 @46: did you SEE those arms?!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:21 PM (tJjm/)

45 @47: sure! Any nominations for Queen of Scrunts?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:23 PM (tJjm/)

46 50 @47: sure! Any nominations for Queen of Scrunts?

It is mine, bitch! 

Posted by: The Orca at November 26, 2010 02:25 PM (c0A3e)

47 FedEx finds package that contains radioactive rod, was lost for a day

Heh, heh; heh.

They lost their rod...!

heh, heh...

Posted by: Beavis at November 26, 2010 02:27 PM (glsV4)

48 I know what I'd like those two chicks in  the New Seekers to teach me. Hubba hubba hubba.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2010 02:27 PM (UU3NU)

49 Does anyone think President Shit Midas won't crap the bed [again] with his S. Korean naval exercise?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 26, 2010 02:29 PM (EL+OC)

50 "Good god what has happened to this place?"

Watch it, someone will tell you to go fuck yourself.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 07:18 PM (tJjm/)

Go fuck... oh nevermind.

It's passe now, isn't it?

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 02:30 PM (v4a5f)

51 SNL should have been cancelled and replaced with the Chuck Acri Creature Feature.

Posted by: delmar at November 26, 2010 02:31 PM (bPYiy)

52

 

I had this thing...

A meat thermometer?

Yeah, a meat thermometer! And I took it and shoved it in my...

Ear?

Yeah, my ear! All the way to the middle of my brain...oooh dat hoirt.

 

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at November 26, 2010 02:35 PM (l2Ro6)

53

Also, I heard that Obama got owned and wound up with 12 stitches.

I don't think he'll be making any speeches anytime soon.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 02:36 PM (v4a5f)

54

Also, I heard that Obama got owned and wound up with 12 stitches.

I don't think he'll be making any speeches anytime soon.

Just install a text-to-speech feature on the teleprompters, and no one would be the wiser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2010 02:38 PM (plsiE)

55

Also, I heard that Obama got owned and wound up with 12 stitches.

I don't think he'll be making any speeches anytime soon.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 07:36 PM (v4a5f)

Imagine the Secret  Service's reaction- this guy just injured the preznit.  Do we shoot his ass?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:39 PM (c1oyg)

56 Any chance there was ever someone on SNL less funny than Mary Gross?

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 02:41 PM (gMzAL)

57 Any chance there was ever someone on SNL less funny than Mary Gross?

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 07:41 PM (gMzAL)

Chevy Chase?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:42 PM (c1oyg)

58 @59: I heard the TOTUS just couldn't take it anymore and let him have it in the kisser!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:43 PM (tJjm/)

59 62 Any chance there was ever someone on SNL less funny than Mary Gross?

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 07:41 PM (gMzAL)

Jimmy Fallon and the chubby hispanic guy that could never get through a skit together without nearly laughing.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 02:43 PM (oVQFe)

60 Any chance there was ever someone on SNL less funny than Mary Gross? Almost all of the current cast?

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 26, 2010 02:44 PM (BNYPQ)

61 63 Any chance there was ever someone on SNL less funny than Mary Gross?

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 07:41 PM (gMzAL)

Chevy Chase?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 07:42 PM (c1oyg

Heh, I was going to say that too, but decided to go with the laughing duo.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 02:44 PM (oVQFe)

62

I don't think he'll be making any speeches anytime soon.

Just install a text-to-speech feature on the teleprompters, and no one would be the wiser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint

I read that Mushmouth is looking for work.

Posted by: Thrillaminute at November 26, 2010 02:45 PM (uUITf)

63

Imagine the Secret  Service's reaction- this guy just injured the preznit.  Do we shoot his ass?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 07:39 PM (c1oyg)

Heh, I bet they high-fived each other when Obama had his bleeding face in a towel.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 02:45 PM (v4a5f)

64 @63: Tina Fey?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:45 PM (tJjm/)

65 59 Also, I heard that Obama got owned and wound up with 12 stitches.

I don't think he'll be making any speeches anytime soon.

Alas, the stitches didn't go all the way across. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:46 PM (c0A3e)

66 No Chevy Chase, in his time, was funny (or, at least his writers were).  The problem with Chevy Chase is that it was the writers who were funny, not him, and yet he got an extra-SNL career out of it.  That wasn't funny.

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 02:46 PM (gMzAL)

67 Chevy Chase?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 07:42 PM (c1oyg

Heh, I was going to say that too, but decided to go with the laughing duo.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 07:44 PM (oVQFe)

Chevy Chase is as funny as a tumor.  He's also a stuck-up asshole.  He was the low point of Caddyshack, and the Vacation movies suck.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:48 PM (c1oyg)

68 I found France to be a most welcoming place. Posted by: Gerd von Runstedt at November 26, 2010 07:18 PM (uCjoj) You should have asked me for a list of the cleaner whorehouses.

Posted by: Helmuth von Moltke the Elder at November 26, 2010 02:48 PM (/z3Uk)

69 If the Drudge-Yahoo story is accurate, I can picture how it felt when the elbow connected. I've never needed 12 stitches or anything, but taking an elbow smack in the grill fucking hurts, no matter how much lip it catches. Splitting the lip is just an extra pain bonus for later. I've gotta find out the size of that the Hispanic Caucus guy who clipped him.
 If he's 200 lbs-plus, I'll almost feel bad for Wee-Wee Archibald.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2010 02:49 PM (Z6Mgb)

70 Imagine the Secret  Service's reaction- this guy just injured the preznit.  Do we shoot his ass?

The assailant, or...?

Posted by: Joan of Arc at November 26, 2010 02:49 PM (vkUBG)

71 Heh, I bet they high-fived each other when Obama had his bleeding face in a towel.

Now now, the Secret Service is way more professional than that.

Their security camera caught it all on video, and they're passing out the DVDs back at the office.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 02:49 PM (yY28H)

72 I liked the first two vacation movies.  Fletch however, I could never watch in it's entirety.

'sup Morons and 'ettes?

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 02:51 PM (yY28H)

73 Socks to the wash!

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at November 26, 2010 02:51 PM (vkUBG)

74 I've gotta find out the size of that the Hispanic Caucus guy who clipped him. If he's 200 lbs-plus, I'll almost feel bad for Wee-Wee Archibald. I'm betting that it was actually Piper Palin with the elbow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 02:51 PM (/z3Uk)

75

Just install a text-to-speech feature on the teleprompters, and no one would be the wiser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2010 07:38 PM (plsiE)

You won't hear me say corpse-man buckoo.

Posted by: TOTUS at November 26, 2010 02:51 PM (bgcml)

76 @73: he also single handedly smeared Gerry Ford, former football All American, as a stumbling foolish klutz. Tina Fey was just following in his rancid footsteps.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 02:52 PM (tJjm/)

77 I've gotta find out the size of that the Hispanic Caucus guy who clipped him.
If he's 200 lbs-plus, I'll almost feel bad for Wee-Wee Archibald.

Well, he did turn down a game against Scott Brown and his daughter...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2010 02:53 PM (bgcml)

78 I'm betting that it was actually Piper Palin with the elbow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 07:51 PM (/z3Uk)

Watch my elbows when I'm coming down with the rock.  They fly on their own accord.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:53 PM (c1oyg)

79
Well, kids, what lesson have we learned in the last couple of days?

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 02:54 PM (En7xg)

80 O/T, but damn, Julie Banderas is a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:54 PM (c1oyg)

81 In Leesville, a town of less than 10k people, on the day after Thanksgiving, it takes an hour and fifteen minutes to deliver a pizza.  fuckers.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 02:54 PM (yY28H)

82 I enjoyed watching Chevy Chase go from being Joe Cool to the bumbling, stupid dad to oblivion as a guy who couldn't even get any more work even playing a bumbling, stupid dad--all within about five years time. That had to hurt. Probably why he's such a bitter old man now.

Posted by: delmar at November 26, 2010 02:55 PM (bPYiy)

83 probably would unless it was typed as Corps man.  On Windows the text to speech software will say corps properly but it will say corpsman like corpseman

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 02:55 PM (oVQFe)

84 Ah c'mon, Obama didn't get popped in the lip playin' hoops.  Michelle caught him sneakin' a smoke and popped him with one of her yams.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 07:19 PM (5I8G0)


Hey, come on now teabagger, can you blame him?

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 26, 2010 02:55 PM (bgcml)

85 O/T, but damn, Julie Banderas is a beautiful woman.

Dear God, yes she is.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 02:56 PM (yY28H)

86 I've gotta find out the size of that the Hispanic Caucus guy who clipped him.
If he's 200 lbs-plus, I'll almost feel bad for Wee-Wee Archibald.

It was my elbow, and I'm sorry but even the President does not get between me and the Key Lime pie at the Thanksgiving table

Posted by: Meghan McCain at November 26, 2010 02:57 PM (vdfwz)

87 France, home to the world's greatest painters, chefs and anti-Semites.

The French, cowardly yet opinionated, arrogant yet foul-smelling, anti-Israel, anti-American, and of course, as always, Jew-hating.

Paris, the city of whores, dog feces on every corner, and effete men yelling anti-Semitic remarks at children. The real creme de la creme of world culture.

With all that's going on in the world, isn't it time we got back to hating ... the French?

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2010 02:57 PM (3WrnJ)

88  O/T, but damn, Julie Banderas is a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 07:54 PM (c1oyg)

She's shmokin'!

I still maintain that Banderas is WAY hotter that Kelly.

She just is.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 02:57 PM (v4a5f)

89 #93 was an old SNL sketch.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2010 02:58 PM (3WrnJ)

90 #73 Chevy Chase is as funny as a tumor.  He's also a stuck-up asshole.  He was the low point of Caddyshack, and the Vacation movies suck.

Have to disagree with you, at least about the classic Chevy Chase.  I loved Vacation and European Vacation.  In fact, I wore out the Vacation VHS because I replayed the scene over and over again where they ramped the Truckster off the ramp.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 02:58 PM (c0A3e)

91 This is amusing....

http://tinyurl.com/26zdvbz

RIYADH: The Kenyan grandmother of US President Barack Obama who was on Haj pilgrimage to Makkah has said that she prayed for the American leader to convert to Islam, a newspaper said on Thursday.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2010 02:59 PM (bgcml)

92 I enjoyed watching Chevy Chase go from being Joe Cool to the bumbling, stupid dad to oblivion as a guy who couldn't even get any more work even playing a bumbling, stupid dad--all within about five years time. That had to hurt. Probably why he's such a bitter old man now.

Posted by: delmar at November 26, 2010 07:55 PM (bPYiy)

Chase fancies himself a piano player, and used to play in the bar of a hotel in suburban DC.  Any fans who came up to him were greeted with a curt "get the fuck away from me". 

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 02:59 PM (c1oyg)

93 Well, kids, what lesson have we learned in the last couple of days?

Crossbows, Lederhosen, and a hobo are not my family's idea of "fun".  Nor is it the Sheriff Department's idea of fun.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:00 PM (yY28H)

94 Have to disagree with you, at least about the classic Chevy Chase.  I loved Vacation and European Vacation.  In fact, I wore out the Vacation VHS because I replayed the scene over and over again where they ramped the Truckster off the ramp.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 07:58 P

Randy Quaid stole Christmas Vacation, without Cousin Eddie the movie would have bombed

"Shitter's full ! "

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2010 03:00 PM (vdfwz)

95 Are we allowed to cheer for Arizona and hope Oregon chokes big time, or is FUBAR going to get upset about that too?

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 03:00 PM (oVQFe)

96 Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2010 07:57 PM (3WrnJ) You forgot "dank, unshaved female pits". Of course, you could travel to Berkeley for a reasonable American substitute.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:01 PM (/z3Uk)

97
No, the lesson is: Even a fucking chimp can blog.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayer at November 26, 2010 03:01 PM (En7xg)

98 87 In Leesville, a town of less than 10k people, on the day after Thanksgiving, it takes an hour and fifteen minutes to deliver a pizza.  fuckers.

That sucks, and it makes no sense.  But of course, we are talking about Louisianians, the laziest people in the US.   .


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:01 PM (c0A3e)

99 Is Julie Banderas planning her own GQ spread?? Daddy want... Daddy WANT!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:01 PM (tJjm/)

100 So, can you believe a Dem shill just wrote this;

We're talking about a major political party . . . possibly undermining the strength of the country - on purpose, in public, without apology or shame - for no other reason than to give themselves a campaign advantage

http://tinyurl.com/279nc44

I can well imagine this since I got to see it on display from about 2003-2008

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2010 03:01 PM (bgcml)

101

She's shmokin'!

I still maintain that Banderas is WAY hotter that Kelly.

She just is.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 07:57 PM (v4a5f)

I've got a preference for brunettes over blondes too.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 03:02 PM (oVQFe)

102 In fact, I wore out the Vacation VHS because I replayed the scene over and over again where they ramped the Truckster off the ramp.

I wore it out because I was 13 and Beverly D'Angelo shows her tits.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:02 PM (yY28H)

103

You should have asked me for a list of the cleaner whorehouses.

He didn't need to. Being the welcoming host I am, I provided it free of charge.

Posted by: Mashall Petain at November 26, 2010 03:03 PM (uCjoj)

104 I wore it out because I was 13 and Beverly D'Angelo shows her tits.

Should have used me.

Posted by: LaserDisc at November 26, 2010 03:04 PM (uCjoj)

105 Brunettes seem to age better than blondes.  Plus, Brunettes can have a tan without it looking God awful when combined with their hair.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:04 PM (yY28H)

106

She's shmokin'!

I still maintain that Banderas is WAY hotter that Kelly.

She just is.

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 07:57 PM (v4a5f)

I've got a preference for brunettes over blondes too.

Oh, c'mon.  It's a matter of preference.  You can't go wrong with either.  Pick your goddess.  Or both

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:04 PM (c1oyg)

107 Sandra Bernhard = skank.


Posted by: 8starsnorth at November 26, 2010 03:05 PM (52/vL)

108 Chase fancies himself a piano player, and used to play in the bar of a hotel in suburban DC.  Any fans who came up to him were greeted with a curt "get the fuck away from me." That's not the first time I heard he's actually a mean spirited SOB.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:06 PM (tJjm/)

109 I wore it out because I was 13 and Beverly D'Angelo shows her tits.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 08:02 PM (yY28H)

Tits are good.  There are no bad tits (under age 50).  Tits are good

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:06 PM (c1oyg)

110 The Bordelo formerly known as The View has declared Bristol Palin a "hooker." Pot, kettle, etc.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:08 PM (tJjm/)

111 Tits are good.  There are no bad tits (under age 50).  Tits are good

When I first watched that movie, and she walks out of the shower and does that little flash with her shirt, that was the day that I learned that there was a God, and that he wanted us to be happy.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:10 PM (yY28H)

112 @115: any woman that shows perfect strangers her tits deserves a Meritorious Service Award.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:11 PM (tJjm/)

113 http://tinyurl.com/26zdvbz

RIYADH: The Kenyan grandmother of US President Barack Obama who was on Haj pilgrimage to Makkah has said that she prayed for the American leader to convert to Islam, a newspaper said on Thursday.


That's all a clever propaganda campaign to suggest he isn't Muslim now!

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 03:11 PM (gMzAL)

114 any woman that shows perfect strangers her tits deserves a Meritorious Service Award.

Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:12 PM (yY28H)

115 OK, which morons were watching The Great Escape?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2010 03:12 PM (UU3NU)

116 The Bordelo formerly known as The View has declared Bristol Palin a "hooker."

Pot, kettle, etc.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 08:08 PM (tJjm/)

If the view is a bordello, they're probably collecting unemployment.  Ugh. (Except for Elizabeth Hasselbeck)

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:13 PM (c1oyg)

117 @112: the good news is, most blondes are half brunette, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:13 PM (tJjm/)

118 Beverly D'Angelo's boobies...... The mid-70s film First Love is a fond memory of HBO's 2-film-per-day beginnings. D'Angelo's boobies, not to mention Susan Dey's.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:14 PM (/z3Uk)

119 #115  Tits are good.  There are no bad tits (under age 50).  Tits are good.

Only for newborn babies. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:14 PM (c0A3e)

120 @120: I said WOMAN.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:14 PM (tJjm/)

121 @112: the good news is, most blondes are
half brunette, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 08:13 PM (tJjm/)

Carpet / Drapes?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:14 PM (c1oyg)

122 How long until the "Tea-baggers" are blamed for Obama's busted lip?
In other words, where exactly was Andy Sullivan this morning?
 

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2010 03:15 PM (Z6Mgb)

123 Someone please let teleprompter Jesus give a speach with his fat lip.  I want to hear his impression of Bill Cosby at the dentist office with novacain.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 26, 2010 03:15 PM (Skc3Q)

124

Oh, c'mon.  It's a matter of preference.  You can't go wrong with either.  Pick your goddess.  Or both

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 08:04 PM (c1oyg)

Exactly!

 

Posted by: ErikW at November 26, 2010 03:15 PM (v4a5f)

125 118 @115: any woman that shows perfect strangers her tits deserves a Meritorious Service Award.

Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:16 PM (c0A3e)

126

OK, which morons were watching The Great Escape?

What about me?

Posted by: Little Known CLASSIC 'The Great Escape 2' at November 26, 2010 03:16 PM (uCjoj)

127 Check out who's singing the praises of Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers at the end of the SNL clip! Heh.

Posted by: lauraw at November 26, 2010 03:17 PM (DbybK)

128 Obligatory Megyn Kelly/Julie Banderas photo. http://tinyurl.com/28prsw9 Yowza.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:18 PM (/z3Uk)

129 Racist.

Posted by: Restless Natives at November 26, 2010 06:56 PM (uCjoj)


I've got a few rhinestones left over from a bedazzler, you interested in a land swap?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at November 26, 2010 03:19 PM (eCAn3)

130 118 @115: any woman that shows perfect strangers her tits deserves a Meritorious Service Award.

My sister has a friend who used to flash truckers driving down the Jersey Turnpike.  Her moniker was "The 'Jersey Flasher".  Should I submit her name to get this "award"?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:19 PM (c0A3e)

131 @131. Sigh. Again: I said WOMAN. Not a walking dead hob-goblin with a cleft pallette!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:20 PM (tJjm/)

132
Russians? I am more worried about the Chinese.


Posted by: sickinmass at November 26, 2010 03:20 PM (1rflU)

133 That call is bullshit.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 26, 2010 03:22 PM (5wUu8)

134 The 1980-1985 SNL era was, as the French say, "Le Puke". Christopher Guest, OTOH, was great.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:22 PM (kn74g)

135 Now that ain't nice, CC.  HT meets the genetic criteria for your "woman" requirements.  Isn't that enough?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:23 PM (c0A3e)

136 @115: any woman that shows perfect strangers her tits deserves a Meritorious Service Award.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:16 PM (c0A3e)

What is it about the female breast that makes us straight guys take notice like a bird dog in a duck blind?  I don't have near the same affinity south of the Equator.  There's something about breasts that's so arousing.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:23 PM (c1oyg)

137 My sister has a friend who used to flash truckers driving down the Jersey Turnpike.  Her moniker was "The 'Jersey Flasher".  Should I submit her name to get this "award"?

translation: Kratos has a sister, and she's accessible.

Posted by: Moron Intelligence Service at November 26, 2010 03:23 PM (uCjoj)

138 Weren't they a couple at one time?

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:25 PM (kn74g)

139 What is it about the female breast that makes us straight guys take notice like a bird dog in a duck blind?  I don't have near the same affinity south of the Equator.  There's something about breasts that's so arousing.

I have just as much affinity for south of the Equator, as long as it doesn't look like she's straddling a wookie.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:26 PM (yY28H)

140 @142: Even Helen Thomas's dried up old fun bags, ombudsman? Kratos seems to think so.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:26 PM (tJjm/)

141 Ahem, let's try that again. Obligatory Megyn Kelly/Julie Banderas photo. http://tinyurl.com/28prsw9 Yowza. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Weren't they a couple at one time?

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:26 PM (kn74g)

142 Weren't they a couple at one time? Megyn Kelly and Julie Banderas? Lord, I hope so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:27 PM (/z3Uk)

143 Weren't they a couple at one time?

Fox and Very Close Friends?

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 03:28 PM (yY28H)

144 Damnit eman, we both seem to have screwed up that joke.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:28 PM (/z3Uk)

145 #142  What is it about the female breast that makes us straight guys take notice like a bird dog in a duck blind?  I don't have near the same affinity south of the Equator.  There's something about breasts that's so arousing.

Ample sacks of flesh and fat coupled to an active mammary gland are a good indicator of fertility and overall health? 

A friend of mine tried to make a theological argument that these flesh sacks "proved" the existence of God.  Subsequently, we don't hang out anymore. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:28 PM (c0A3e)

146 I have just as much affinity for south of the Equator, as long as it doesn't look like she's straddling a wookie. Fuck you, Alex! An Ewok has needs!

Posted by: Phantom Ace at November 26, 2010 03:29 PM (tJjm/)

147 Try the movie "The Good, The Bad, and The Weird". It's a Chinese-made mash-up of Indiana Jones and Spaghetti Westerns. Not bad.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:29 PM (kn74g)

148 #143  translation: Kratos has a sister, and she's accessible.

Hey, my sister is innocent of said charge!  It was her Vietnamese pal who beset innocent truck drivers on the Jersey freeway with mammary assaults!  I wonder if her long-time bf ever found out she did that...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:31 PM (c0A3e)

149 Damnit eman, we both seem to have screwed up that joke. Posted by: IllTemperedCur No, I effed it up.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:31 PM (kn74g)

150 Hey, my sister is innocent of said charge! It was her Vietnamese pal who beset innocent truck drivers on the Jersey freeway with mammary assaults! I wonder if her long-time bf ever found out she did that... Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) He knows now.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:32 PM (kn74g)

151 Kratos, are sure you're not the kid I stole all his porn money from at the bus stop?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:32 PM (tJjm/)

152 147 @142: Even Helen Thomas's dried up old fun bags, ombudsman?

Kratos seems to think so.

Death before disgust!  (Stolen from LMC).

/Why do they call them "fun bags"?  They don't seem very fun to me, only an added burden on a woman's physiology. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

153 Yeah, but my second comment only works if you don't know that we were both talking about Megyn & Julie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:33 PM (/z3Uk)

154 Kratos, I'm thinking you have pics of this lass. Sharing is caring.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:33 PM (kn74g)

155 158 Kratos, are sure you're not the kid I stole all his porn money from at the bus stop?

Biff, is that you? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:34 PM (c0A3e)

156 Why do they call them "fun bags"? They don't seem very fun to me, only an added burden on a woman's physiology. It' not that they're fun for the woman.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:34 PM (/z3Uk)

157 161 Kratos, I'm thinking you have pics of this lass.

That is where you are wrong.  I don't have pics of my sister's decadent friends. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:35 PM (c0A3e)

158 I don't have pics of my sister's decadent friends. 

What about your sister?

Posted by: Some Moron at November 26, 2010 03:36 PM (uCjoj)

159 160, Ok, we are a joke fuck-up tag team.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:36 PM (kn74g)

160 Almost all of the current cast? Posted by: cheshirecat at November 26, 2010 07:44 PM

Naaah...I'll give a pass to the dude who does David Patterson. He's way funnier than the real Patterson.

Kelly and Banderas a couple? A couple of whats?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 26, 2010 03:36 PM (Ulu3i)

161 What is it about the female breast that makes us straight guys take notice like a bird dog in a duck blind?  I don't have near the same affinity south of the Equator.  There's something about breasts that's so arousing.

Ample sacks of flesh and fat coupled to an active mammary gland are a good indicator of fertility and overall health? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)

Dammit, Kratos, of course you're right.  But I make no apologies for my love of The Breast.  Was there ever anything more beautiful?  Rembrandt?  Breast. Motzart?  Breast. Michaelangelo?  Breast.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:36 PM (c1oyg)

162 162 158 "Kratos, are sure you're not the kid I stole all his porn money from at the bus stop?" Biff, is that you?  Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:34 PM (c0A3e) Dexter?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:37 PM (tJjm/)

163 Kratos, I'm thinking you have pics of this lass. That is where you are wrong. I don't have pics of my sister's decadent friends. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) Your sister does. If you can not be turned to the Dark Side, perhaps she can.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:37 PM (kn74g)

164 Just a side note: It sucks being online when you're with family, because it's really rude and insensitive have three tabs of Albanian alpaca-midget porn open on your netbook along with AoS.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:37 PM (/z3Uk)

165 #165  I don't have pics of my sister's decadent friends. 

What about your sister?

Enough soul-less gingers have been displayed on this site.

Besides, her husband wouldn't be happy with me if I did so. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:39 PM (c0A3e)

166 ust a side note: It sucks being online when you're with family, because it's really rude and insensitive have three tabs of Albanian alpaca-midget porn open on your netbook along with AoS. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Tell them you're doing research for a book on the midget struggle for equality.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:40 PM (kn74g)

167

I wonder if her long-time bf ever found out she did that...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:31 PM (c0A3e)

Probably part of the reason why he is her long-time boyfriend.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 03:41 PM (oVQFe)

168 Tell them you're doing research for a book on the midget struggle for equality. Wouldn't work. My family has a pretty good idea of my literacy level.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:41 PM (/z3Uk)

169 @171: I'm intrigued by your post and wish to be added to your email list!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:43 PM (tJjm/)

170 Then again, didn't the "I'm just doing research" excuse work for Pete Townsend and Jeffrey Jones?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:43 PM (/z3Uk)

171 Hi moron cadets, sorry I'm late for this case narrative, but there isn't a multi layered password protected electronic lock that an engineer of my calibre can't hack into. Great to get a good start on a Yank holiday with hooch lifted from the the storage bay that only Kirk had the password for. 12inch? Nice try pindick!

Where was I? Oh, today's case history will be the time Kirk picked up a bunch of orphaned brats and managed to let the little shits take over the ship. We're on our usual important mission charting gaseous clouds or something like that. What the fuck is it with Federation scientists and their goddamn space farts anyway. We get some distress call from another bunch of overeducated pussy research scientists who can't take a walk in the woods without freaking out. By the time we get there, Professor Doofus has cashed in his own chips along with every other dickhead scientist who can't handle real life. Strange thing, the kids they dragged along to live on this deserted shithole rock don't seem to be too upset over becoming instant orphans. Kirk finds this very strange, but I can't say I blame the ones for being happy about being rid of a bunch of parents from Caltech who spend their days staring at dirt and their nights crying to John Mayer songs.

Since we can't leave the brats to start a Lord of the Flies planet, we beam them up to the ship where they immediately become royal pains in the asses. I told Kirk that the Enterprise is an armed to the gills STARSHIP, not a goddamn day care center. The little shits were in everybody's hair, so Nurse Chapel decides to take them all to the commisary for ice cream. Well, Man Hands doesn't know jack about handling kids being she's most likely missing the requisite plumbing, and programs the food processors to crank out Ben & Jerry's by the truckload. Meanwhile we're meeting in the officers conference room deciding what to do with the brats. McCoy cranks out his bleeding heat bullshit about amnesia of some sort, while I tell Kirk the little bastards just need a good ass warming and a one way ticket to Starfleet Military School. Finally Kirk remembers that just maybe he should play back the tapes that Professor Doofus made so we can find out just what the fuck was going on down there.

While we're watching Doofus come unglued on the VCR, the head brat comes in to demand that Kirk drop him and his friends off to some planet called Marky-Mark or something, and Kirk tells them he's taking them to Starbase 1234G and they're going to like it. We expected the brat to scream that he hated us and go into a fit of kicking, but the goddamnest thing I ever saw happened next. Little Johnny starts whacking off like Sulu watching Brokeback Mountain in his quarters. I guess Little Johnny must have spilled some splooge in the VCR because it cut off right then.

Meanwhile, Little Billy and Little Susie invited themselves onto the bridge, once again showing that ship's security is staffed with losers who flunked out of TSA training school. Little Billy starts yanking his crank and splats all over Sulu, and whatever got in his eye caused him to unconsciously steer out of orbit but some reason still see the planet on the big screen TV. Well, Uhura pried herself away from listening to Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror long enough to see that we're heading to the middle of nowhere fast and is about to clue Sulu in, but Little Susie did the she-bop and the next thing you know, Uhura gets obsessed with a wrinkle on her face. Hey girlfriend, ever hear of botox?

Taking this bucket out of orbit is normally no big shit, but it's kind of important to let me know about it because when Kirk sent a couple of Red Shirts to the transporter room for shovel duty on the planet that's supposed ot be there, I beamed the poor bastards into permanent orbit over planet Buttfuckistan. Kirk finds out we're not in orbit anymore and he tells me to go down and override from Engineering. If they just let me pilot this big bucket from the boiler room to begin with, we'd never have gotten into this fucking mess I tell you. But even then, Kirk's crack security staff let another rug rat into engineering and he's choking his chicken and making the whole engineering section do the Macarena or something

When the little bastards got everybody hallucinating like they got into McCoy's Saurian Brandy, they do a circle jerk and conjure up the ghost of Roman Polanski, who happened to teach the little shits how to whack off their way to power. Friendly Angel they called him, and obviously Mr Angel liked to hang around the junior miss section at Walmart

Meanwhile, Kirk is STILL thinking that the Mister Rogers bit will work with these little shits, and the kids read him like a cheap comic book and beat off in unison, causing Kirk to go all emo and run into the turbolift to go off on a crying jag on Spock's shoulder. Well, Spock can't take too much of this bullshit and tells him to man up and pull his balls back down so they won't be the laughingstock of Starfleet for losing the ship to pre-pubescent masturbators.

We finally got some youtube footage of Professor Doofus and the other rock sniffers tombstones and flashed it on the screen for the brats to see, along with a copy of their estates which indicated that the kiddies weren't going to inherit more than a used capaccino maker and a few acres of useless real estate with a couple of free range chickens on it. Once Polanski sees the brats don't have much of an inheritance, he makes a monster face and gets out of Dodge. The ankle biters still jerk off a little too much for my tastes, but at least they're not turning the whole crew into a pack of retards.

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 26, 2010 03:43 PM (vdfwz)

172 Wouldn't work. My family has a pretty good idea of my literacy level. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Try telling them it's a virus and the computer will recover in a few days.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 03:44 PM (kn74g)

173 @175: Then tell them it's your way of weaning yourself off of child porn!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:45 PM (tJjm/)

174 87 In Leesville, a town of less than 10k people, on the day after Thanksgiving, it takes an hour and fifteen minutes to deliver a pizza.  fuckers.

Well, you have to remember the roads are barely paved. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 03:46 PM (F5Gxy)

175

111 Brunettes seem to age better than blondes.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Vanna White at November 26, 2010 03:47 PM (7+pP9)

176 Thanks for the pron excuse ideas, gotta sign off to play COD:Black Ops with my nephews.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2010 03:47 PM (/z3Uk)

177 #174 Probably part of the reason why he is her long-time boyfriend.

Indeed. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:48 PM (c0A3e)

178 Regarding comment 178: the sad thing is, this guy works on these things all day long up in his attic room at his Mom's house, giggling at the reactions he thinks we'll have to his jokes...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:48 PM (tJjm/)

179

There was some 70s move where Christina Raines was recruited to guard the gates of hell.  It had Eva Gardner and Burgess Meredith (no kidding!) and Beverly D'Angelo had a wank on camera.  It was most disconcerting.  How do you reconcile that?  All for my art?

Anyway, somebody said here earlier that everybody thinks SNL was funny at the time that they were young.  And I do believe that. I am so old, Bill Murray is still the "new guy" in my mind.

Posted by: argie at November 26, 2010 03:49 PM (rCjv8)

180 181 I hope the TSA does not hang mistletoe at their scanners.  Might give the wrong impression.

Will all the airports be playing "Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire" as well?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:49 PM (c0A3e)

181 Brunettes seem to age better than blondes.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Vanna White at November 26, 2010 08:47 PM (7+pP9)

Natural blondes, no... un-natural blondes? 50/50.

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 26, 2010 03:49 PM (c1oyg)

182 186 Regarding comment 178: the sad thing is, this guy works on these things all day long up in his attic room at his Mom's house, giggling at the reactions he
thinks we'll have to his jokes...

It's even worse than that; rumor has it he was recently overheard grumbling about little yellow bastards!

Posted by: Lt. Hikaru Sulu at November 26, 2010 03:53 PM (F5Gxy)

183 Vanna White is still alive?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 03:55 PM (c0A3e)

184 Q: How can you tell a blonde is natural, if she shaves? A: She shaved her head. *rimshot, and duck for cover from tomatos*

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 03:55 PM (tJjm/)

185

is it me or does Eric Cartman do a backing vocal at about 40 seconds in?

Looks like the band started in 1978 & Maggie Thatch is a  follow-up to their other hit single "Death to Disco" So, yeah.

Posted by: MikeD at November 26, 2010 03:55 PM (jmoS0)

186 Ample sacks of flesh and fat coupled to an active mammary gland are a good indicator of fertility and overall health?

Get back to your video games and leave the sexing to us.

There was some 70s move where Christina Raines was recruited to guard the gates of hell.  It had Eva Gardner and Burgess Meredith (no kidding!) and Beverly D'Angelo had a wank on camera.  It was most disconcerting.  How do you reconcile that?  All for my art?

The Sentinel.  A creepy piece of work but it does show D'Angelo off to reasonably good advantage.  Excuse me, I think I'll go shove my copy of it in the DVD player now and proceed to 'reconcile it'.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 26, 2010 03:57 PM (SHKl9)

187

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 26, 2010 08:43 PM (vdfwz)

Yeah, I remember these little shits.  I practically jizzed my pants when they realized their parents had all died horribly and started shedding sweet, sweet traumatized tears.  That was a HEALTHY reaction.  Good for 'em.

Besides, we dropped 'em off three days later and then they were a problem for Starbase 14's psych ward and not for me.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at November 26, 2010 03:57 PM (F5Gxy)

188

obama takes an elbow to the mouth? Sorry to be evil, but that's hilarious. And as Iowahawk tweeted the other day, "the media reports that Sarah Palin is stupid."

Also, Bobcat Goldthwait on "Unhappily Ever After" around 12 years ago:

Crazy father: whatcha doing, Mr Floppy?

Mr Floppy: I'm learnin French in the comfort of my own home... for instance, "Blah blah blah-blah, Hitler..." That means, "The Jews are in the cellar, please don't disturb the wine."

Posted by: mallfly at November 26, 2010 03:57 PM (W6bJb)

189 191 Vanna White is still alive?

Yes, and Pat Sajek is a brilliant conservative writer and thinker.

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 03:58 PM (gMzAL)

190 Iceland gets medieval on its government, drafts its citizens to replace it.

Your money quote: "Anyone is eligible to stand for election, with the exceptions of the president, lawmakers and the committee appointed to organize the assembly."  Emphasis added.

H/T to Hot Air...

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at November 26, 2010 03:58 PM (vkUBG)

191 It's even worse than that; rumor has it he was recently overheard grumbling about little yellow bastards!
Posted by: Lt. Hikaru Sulu at November 26, 2010 08:53 PM

Shut up and drive, chorus boy

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 26, 2010 03:58 PM (vdfwz)

192 hi all
so this is like the ONT appetizer?

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2010 03:59 PM (PaSAU)

193 Besides, her husband wouldn't be happy with me if I did so. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:39 PM (c0A3e)

We won't tell him.

Posted by: The Moron Horde at November 26, 2010 03:59 PM (bgcml)

194 #194  Get back to your video games and leave the sexing to us.

Not when there's a chance some of the morons can be saved from the grasp of decadence! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 04:00 PM (c0A3e)

195 191 Vanna White is still alive? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:55 PM (c0A3e) But unconcious. Just like Chris Matthews.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 04:01 PM (tJjm/)

196 so this is like the ONT appetizer?

Might as well stay up as the real one; it's about that time...

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 04:02 PM (F5Gxy)

197 202
Will all the airports be playing "Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire" as well?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 08:49 PM

I never got the appeal of that song

Posted by: Chet at November 26, 2010 04:03 PM (vdfwz)

198 N. Korea fired thermobaric bombs.

http://tinyurl.com/3axc6fl

Posted by: 13times at November 26, 2010 04:03 PM (h6XiD)

199 198 Iceland gets medieval on its government, drafts its citizens to replace it.

Your money quote: "Anyone is eligible to stand for election, with the exceptions of the president, lawmakers and the committee appointed to organize the assembly."  Emphasis added.

H/T to Hot Air...

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at November 26, 2010 08:58 PM (vkUBG)

Now that's the type of purge I could get behind.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 04:03 PM (oVQFe)

200 Ow.

Posted by: President Ebola at November 26, 2010 04:04 PM (kn74g)

201 204 so this is like the ONT appetizer? Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2010 08:59 PM (PaSAU) Yes.  The real one will be posting soon.  I'm doing final checks on it now. REALLY? But... But... I pretty much shot my wad on THIS ONT! I don't know if I'm up for another one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 04:05 PM (tJjm/)

202 I like Sting's music but politically, what a dummy.

Posted by: Beppo at November 26, 2010 04:07 PM (ePicN)

203 If I Only Had a Brain ....

Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 04:07 PM (vdfwz)

204

Vindaloo, good post.

I actually was looking for that Sting Russian's song on youtube the other day.

 

Posted by: journolist at November 26, 2010 04:08 PM (LwLqV)

205 @212: but don't forget how brilliantly he acted in Dune! (snarkasm)

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 04:09 PM (tJjm/)

206 Dune would've been watchable if not for the voice-overs.

Posted by: delmar at November 26, 2010 04:10 PM (bPYiy)

207 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....

Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 04:11 PM (vdfwz)

208 I've always loved Stink.  Oh, I do love to hear him sing.  But I read his book, and I had always believed that he had been a teacher.  But he wasn't; he took teacher training because he got paid to not really show up.  He said he dragged the kids to rehearsals.  It was some way to get money while he was taking care of his own business.

Posted by: argie at November 26, 2010 04:12 PM (rCjv8)

209 217 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...

Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 04:12 PM (vdfwz)

210 I thought you were just a fan of Outsourced since the assistant manager's name is Rajiv and in one of the episodes he tried to trick the american manager that in India there as such a thing as Vindaloo day

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at November 26, 2010 04:12 PM (qI72i)

211 I'm sorry, but while Rajiv Vindaloo is a funny name, and Christopher Guest is very funny, that skit was much more painful than funny.

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 26, 2010 04:13 PM (gMzAL)

212 Why did the Enterprise(s) need an "engineering" room with a bunch of dudes hovering around the reactor core anyway? You're telling me a highly-automated dead-reliable 24th century reactor system couldn't just as easily have been monitored from 10-Forward while playing strip poker with Ensigns Lefler and Ro?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2010 04:14 PM (UU3NU)

213 219 217 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 09:12 PM

The Nerve !

Posted by: Michael Steele at November 26, 2010 04:14 PM (vdfwz)

214 Posted by: Randy Moss

May you become the Jason Campbell of wide receivers.

Posted by: Daniel Snyder at November 26, 2010 04:15 PM (uCjoj)

215 222 Why did the Enterprise(s) need an "engineering" room with a bunch of dudes hovering around the reactor core anyway? You're telling me a highly-automated dead-reliable 24th century reactor system couldn't just as easily have been monitored from 10-Forward while playing strip poker with Ensigns Lefler and Ro?
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2010 09:14 PM

It's in the contract

Posted by: Red Shirt Engineers and Cannon Fodder Local 379 at November 26, 2010 04:16 PM (vdfwz)

216 Wwaaaahhhh! Mr. Scribbler disagreed with me in the thread up-top. So here I am.

P.S.: The Subject is Sarah.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 26, 2010 04:17 PM (u9eU0)

217 224 Posted by: Randy Moss

May you become the Jason Campbell of wide receivers. Posted by: Daniel Snyder at November 26, 2010 09:15 PM

Hey Wonderboy, nice job giving an overrated taiback with an arm an 8 million dollar extension for 5 years. Think you can solve the deficit next?

Posted by: Dan Snyder's Brain at November 26, 2010 04:19 PM (vdfwz)

218 Sarah.

Sarah Connor?

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 26, 2010 04:19 PM (uCjoj)

219 P.S.: The Subject is Sarah.

Storms are brewin' in her eyes....

Posted by: Mickey Thomas at November 26, 2010 04:20 PM (F5Gxy)

220 Hey Wonderboy, nice job giving an overrated taiback with an arm an 8 million dollar extension for 5 years. Think you can solve the deficit next?

Don't fucking make me unleash The Grossman on you.

Posted by: Daniel Snyder at November 26, 2010 04:21 PM (uCjoj)

221 223 219 217 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 09:12 PM

Job...

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at November 26, 2010 04:23 PM (tJjm/)

222 222 Why did the Enterprise(s) need an "engineering" room with a bunch of dudes hovering around the reactor core anyway? You're telling me a highly-automated dead-reliable 24th century reactor system couldn't just as easily have been monitored from 10-Forward while playing strip poker with Ensigns Lefler and Ro?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2010 09:14 PM (UU3NU)


Where ELSE could Kirk have his way with Spock and Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before, IYKWIM?

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at November 26, 2010 04:25 PM (tJjm/)

223 219 217 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...

Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 09:12 PM (vdfwz)


A Life ...

Posted by: Moron hitting refresh for twelfth time this minute at November 26, 2010 04:27 PM (vkUBG)

224 so glad Steam doesn't have anything on sale today that I don't already have (plus the prices suck today)

Posted by: The Dude at November 26, 2010 04:32 PM (Ig1Wo)

225 Silence teabagger! The Great and Powerful O has every intention of funding your wishlist!!!!

Posted by: The Wizard of O's at November 26, 2010 04:33 PM (vdfwz)

226 233 219 217 213 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...

Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 09:12 PM (vdfwz)


A Life ...


A vow_l ...

Posted by: Pat Sajak at November 26, 2010 04:34 PM (Z6Mgb)

227 We've got a 17 year old Kansas farm girl who has to tape her tits down and nobody else is around, and you ask me how I got all stiff ...

Posted by: The Tin Man at November 26, 2010 04:35 PM (vdfwz)

228 OK, I tried to listen to Sting's "Russians" video and had to turn it off as soon as he got to "...if the Russians love their children too."

HELLO, Numbnuts!  If the Communists loved them so much, why did they slaughter tens of millions of them? 

What effing tools western "artists" are.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 04:35 PM (tJjm/)

229 And Toh-Toh toooo !!

Posted by: Christine, the Good Witch of the Northeast at November 26, 2010 04:37 PM (vdfwz)

230 You know Scarecrow, you're full of shit

Posted by: The Lion at November 26, 2010 04:38 PM (vdfwz)

231 Sarah Connor?
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 26, 2010 09:19 PM

Sarasota.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 26, 2010 04:38 PM (u9eU0)

232 237 We've got a 17 year old Kansas farm girl who has to tape her tits down and nobody else is around, and you ask me how I got all stiff ...

Posted by: The Tin Man at November 26, 2010 09:35 PM (vdfwz)


Here, Tin... have some lube...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 04:40 PM (tJjm/)

233 If I Only Had a Brain ....
Posted by: Joe the Scarecrow Biden at November 26, 2010 09:07 PM

A Heart ....
Posted by: George the Tin Man Soros at November 26, 2010 09:11 PM

A Home ...
Posted by: Randy Moss at November 26, 2010 09:12 PM

A ball

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 26, 2010 04:40 PM (u9eU0)

234 Posted by: The Lion at November 26, 2010 09:38 PM (vdfwz) No, I don't want to see your lollipop, you furry perv.

Posted by: Munchkin #2 at November 26, 2010 04:41 PM (4Kl5M)

235 Sock-cleansing post

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 26, 2010 04:41 PM (u9eU0)

236 Not when there's a chance some of the morons can be saved from the grasp of decadence!

I believe Michael Palin had it right in the Holy Grail:

LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 26, 2010 04:42 PM (SHKl9)

237 You know, if Global Warming hadn't caused that tornado, Dorothy would have been safe in her home being spanked by Uncle Henry

Posted by: Algore, King of the Forest at November 26, 2010 04:45 PM (vdfwz)

238 Sock-cleansing post Some stains don't come clean.

Posted by: Calgon, take me away! at November 26, 2010 04:48 PM (4Kl5M)

239 Wha'd the alien say when his UFO landed on the White House lawn?


"Take me to your bleeder."

Posted by: Looney Skip Soupy at November 26, 2010 05:02 PM (jk1Lp)

240 http://tinyurl.com/279nc44 I can well imagine this since I got to see it on display from about 2003-2008 Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2010 08:01 PM (bgcml) Read the comments if you've got a strong stomach. The level of irony impairment is off the charts.

Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2010 05:06 PM (MLQL2)

241 Read the comments if you've got a strong stomach. The level of irony impairment is off the charts.

Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2010 10:06 PM (MLQL2)

Those people are fucked in the head.  It seriously worries me if Obama looses in 2012, that we might see violence by the 'faithful'.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 05:11 PM (yY28H)

242 So, I'm getting a Kindle for Christmas.

Posted by: Alex at November 26, 2010 05:13 PM (yY28H)

243

STING, OH STING, WHAT AN IGNORANT POINT OF VIEW!!!!

You see, the Persians loved their children too ... and the Greeks loved their children too ...  

and the Romans loved their children too ... and the Goths loved their children too ...  

and the Nazis loved their children too ... and the Allies loved their children too ...

and the Hutus loved their children too ... and the Tutsis loved their children too ...

now the Muslims love their children too ... and the Jews love their children, too.

 

Posted by: LAST AT LAST at November 26, 2010 06:58 PM (tuCVl)

244 "Someone mentioned this one, I needed a stupid name to post with, and you can't get much more stupider than "Rajiv Vindaloo". So there you go. "

It's do-able, though.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at November 27, 2010 03:42 AM (ZpSQ4)

245

This is from the underrated early-80s era

How many of us remember where we were when we learned that Buckwheat had been shot?

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