August 30, 2012

Starting the Final Night Live Blog (in the Comments, I Mean): Thread 1
— Ace

Here's the Update: complete schedule:

Introduction of Colors US Central Command Joint Forces Color Guard Team

Pledge of Allegiance by Dylan Nonaka

National Anthem sung by SEVEN

Invocation byKen and Priscilla Hutchins

Remarks by U.S. Rep. Connie Mack (FL)

Reagan Legacy Video

Remarks by Newt and Callista Gingrich

Remarks by Craig Romney

8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL)

Remarks by Bob White, chairman of Romney for President campaign

Remarks by Grant Bennett

Remarks by Tom Stemberg

9:00 p.m. Remarks by former Massachusetts Lt. Governor Kerry Healey

Remarks by Jane Edmonds, former Massachusetts Secretary of Workforce (Democrat who's going to sing Romney's praises)

Remarks by Olympians Michael Eruzione, Derek Parra and Kim Rhode

Remarks by ~MYSTERY SPEAKER~

10:00 p.m. Remarks by U.S. Senator Marco Rubio (FL)

Remarks by presidential nominee Mitt Romney

Benediction by Archbishop Timothy M. Dolan


Speaker Boehner declares convention adjourned

By the way, take a gander at the Murderer's Row of talent the Democrats have scheduled for next week:


Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin

Newark Mayor Cory Booker

Former President Jimmy Carter (via video) (?!?!?)

San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro, who will be the first Latino keynote speaker at a Democratic National Convention (he's the keynoter, not Clinton? Um, okay)

Former President Bill Clinton (ah, so Clinton speaks last, and is therefore the keynoter)

Former Republican Governor of Florida Charlie Crist (also, "Former Independent, Current Bunghole")

Former Assistant Secretary, U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs Tammy Duckworth

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel

Georgetown Law School Graduate Sandra Fluke (Oh she's a graduate now? Wow. They got a Law School Graduate!!!)

Former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm (Hope she talks about her state's amazing turnaround... under a different governor)

Former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine

Congresswoman Barbara Lee of California (awesome)

President of NARAL Pro-Choice America Nancy Keenan (this should be good)

Caroline Kennedy (noted orator and layabout)

Women’s rights activist Lilly Ledbetter (also good)

Obama Campaign Co-Chair Eva Longoria (was a TV "star" like five years ago)

U.S. Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts (another Human Highlight Film)

Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter (ummm...)

U.S. Senator Barbara Mikulski of Maryland, together with the women of the U.S. Senate (Gee, I wonder what this evening's theme is? Besides leghair)

Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick (beloved)

President of Planned Parenthood Action Fund Cecile Richards (another one... they've got a lot of eggs in this Abortion is Awesome basket)


Journalist Cristina Saralegui (They got a Journalist... almost as good as a Law School Graduate)

Los Angeles Mayor, Democratic Convention Chair Antonio Villaraigosa (running his city smooth as silk)

Senate candidate from Massachusetts Elizabeth Warren (need big wampum)

U.S. Senator Kay Hagan of North Carolina (she dared to come?)

I omitted all the ones I never heard of or barely heard of.

Anyway, should be a real hoot.

Click on the link above that list and you'll see some complaints by Democrats-- that the DNC is actually attempting a very white convention, because, I guess, they want to appeal to undecided whites.

So... Racism? You be the judge.

Excerpts... From Romney's speech. Some pungency here:


President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. MY promise...is to help you and your family.

From what I read, it's a more lovey-dovey humanizing speech than I would want, but I don't fear; I'm pretty sure he's holding the tough stuff back, so it's fresh when he delivers it.

You don't telegraph your blows, after all.

No one reading Ryan's excerpts would have realized what a thorough skull-f***ing he planned to deliver.

Here's one sharp line:

"If you felt that excitement when you voted for Barack Obama, shouldn't you feel that way now that he's President Obama? You know there's something wrong with the kind of job he's done as president when the best feeling you had, was the day you voted for him."

Again, going directly after Obama's strength.

Posted by: Ace at 02:01 PM | Comments (561)
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1 Paul Ryan .... he saxy man...

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:03 PM (w062R)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:03 PM (6o4Fb)

3 I'll be appealing to the gangsta and dead voters.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at August 30, 2012 02:03 PM (/YJYi)

4

'Chicago' Mayor Rahm emmanuel?

 

racist.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (llMC3)

5 Dem Convention: Chain of Tools

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (QKKT0)

6 I notice a LOT of "former"...

yeah Choom your coattails are so wide Queen Elizabeth would have needed fu**ing scuba gear to cross that puddle...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (LRFds)

7 Sandra fucking Fluke is going to speak? ROTFL

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (q177U)

8 Jeb Bush at 8pm?

MASSIVE FAIL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (X3lox)

9 It's best to get HAMMERED before listening to Lizzie Warren speak.

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (QKKT0)

10 Yeah, when Rahm comes out, some one should play gunshots.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (w062R)

11 ace, why you hate CAC? 

That's twice today!

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (X6akg)

12 8 TPOP,

look at it this way....it's a loss leader.....Mitt the Savvy how the hell can he not top that

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (LRFds)

13 Wow,that Dem lineup is so fucking lame.You left out that it starts off with an islam a palooza.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (6o4Fb)

14 What did CAC do to Ace to piss him off?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (imtbm)

15 When Fluke come out, they should play Donna Summer's Ohhhhhh, Love to Love Ya Baby!

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (w062R)

16 Liz Warren?  I plan on being sloshed through every second of next weeks convention.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (/YJYi)

17 College football has begun!!

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (6o4Fb)

18 Maybe that list is a head fake?

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (q177U)

19 8 I know,I really hate Jeb but whatever.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (6o4Fb)

20

Oh no.....Jeb Bush?

*facepalm*

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (5BAYg)

21 Speaking of legitimate rapes that goddamn Crist deserves a few.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (v4K0X)

22 When Viillaragoiza come out, they should play La Cucaracha.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (w062R)

23 Michigan Obama +3 (down from +6) per EPIC MRA, avg now down to just O+1.2, less than all but Virginia, Florida, and Iowa. These 4 states flipping to Romney combined with what he has now would put him at 270 on the nose...without Ohio, Colorado, Nevada, Wisconsin, New Hampshire or any other state considered.

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (GFIxu)

24 C-SPAN radio feed.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/23vvbed

Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (h6XiD)

25 23 cac,

we're gaining mo babe...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (LRFds)

26 Thank goodness that the dynamic speaker Tim Kaine will be speaking!!! That sure is gonna help him down state in Virginia. Nothing like going "all in" for Barack to get you the votes in "Not NoVA Virginia".

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (1grxW)

27 I look at the DNC line-up and I sense a lot of Charlie Sheen style 'winning!!!!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 02:09 PM (X/+PP)

28 Not that Fox is carrying any of this yet.  We've still got that fucking lefty Shit^p^p^p Shep Smith peddling his wee li'l pet windstorm ... which has so far killed one less person than Lizzie Borden.

SS

Posted by: sanssoucy at August 30, 2012 02:09 PM (dA/Xo)

29 Why Jeb?

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:09 PM (EhUTA)

30 RNC Convention theme: Economic Growth DNC Convention theme: Killing Babies I guess we find out how well that works, given the massively in-the-tank MSM. They lie and snark about the RNC convention, they're *featured guests* at the DNC one. Yeah, show us that objectivity, baby!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 02:09 PM (bxiXv)

31 I heard Youtube has streaming now. Someone said it was pretty good.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (q177U)

32 When Liz Warren speaks can we do the tomahawk chop and woo whawhowa woo like they do in Atlanta?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (05RcU)

33 Wow.  Just wow.

I never thought that the Dems would be so mind-numbed as to willingly throw away every single voter who's not an abortion zealot, but there you have it.

Cecile Richards, Sandra Fluke, What's-her-name from NARAL, the whole gamut.

Posted by: Lou at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (xp1pq)

34 http://tinyurl.com/coxfucs

Ras

44% Say Obama Very Liberal, 30% See Romney Very Conservative

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (LRFds)

35 Surprise! Awesome, huh?

Posted by: Bob White, chairman of Romney for President campaign at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (FcR7P)

36 Jimmah Carter?: Can you say suicide wish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (05RcU)

37 Moron Nation....

You can watch on C Span now John Kyl was just defending our plan on Medicare

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (LRFds)

38

Will Sandra Fluke wear a giant vagina costume?

 

Oh, that's right, she'll just look the same anyway.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)

39 The balloon drop guy? Where's the Meghan McCain boob drop guy????

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (w062R)

40 Did they officially move Clinton to Tuesday, or is he still on Wednesday?

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (B/yDO)

41 Only Cory Booker can rightly, *possibly*, be described as a potential star for the Democrats. Ooooo, Ayla!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (7uUmW)

42 "they've got a lot of eggs in this Abortion is Awesome basket"

let them.  they're digging their own grave if their focus isn't the economy.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (96Kco)

43 27 AP,

I'm thinking the powdered donut topping is being used in Camp Choom....

"a lot"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (LRFds)

44 25 23 cac, we're gaining mo babe... _______ And mo babe is what we need! (Earp!)

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (2ArJQ)

45 36 They should play the tape of the malaise speech. That'll work!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (EhUTA)

46

Watching C-Span.....

 

They seem to be running behind schedule.

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (5BAYg)

47 I hope Cory Booker's getting his own security for the DNC Convention.  I mean, I know he's been on his knees apologizing for a while, but I don't think anyone bought it.  He needs personal security and lots of 20s to give away.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (X3lox)

48 "Gang Rape: A Violent Manifestation of Traditional Western Patriarchal Value System or Budget-Friendly Friday Night Pastime?"

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Powerpoint Presentation at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (QKKT0)

49

Shazbot. Cspan is unavailable on my cable.

 

Oh well, there's always   Vandy and SoCar.   And  Guinness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (d0Tfm)

50 Okay, that's alphabetical order. Clinton still on track to not be watched by ANYBODY on Wednesday

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (B/yDO)

51 Did they officially move Clinton to Tuesday, or is he still on Wednesday? Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (B/yDO) Come on, you know bill. Once you let him in the door he ain't leaving. He will be there every night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (05RcU)

52 Liz Warren, noted woman of color, is going to be there! 

Damn.  My Native-American headdress is at the cleaner.   

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (frbyY)

53 Clint? What time is Clint?

Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (0CiTm)

54 Jeb Bush was a pretty good guv and is still popular in Fl. I understand why he is getting a spot.

I don't get why the Dems think having Charlie Crist at their convention is going to help. He is pretty much the most despised man in Fl politics.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (1k+2O)

55 So, what is Carter going to say? Death to Joos?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (w062R)

56 8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL) The Governor Formerly Known as Jeb Bush?

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (sdi6R)

57 I totally get reasonable people having different positions on abortion. I totally do not get how people don't see the DNC/NARAL crowd's euphemistic delivery and practically cheering and clapping about PBAs or Obama's approval of leaving unwanted born babies to die as *unbearably* creepy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (bxiXv)

58 So, what is Carter going to say? Death to Joos? Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (w062R) Well that will be implied

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (05RcU)

59 The Dems have a depleted farm system. There's no Dem I can think of in a Governor's mansion with the potential of McDonnell, Walker, Martinez, or Jindal.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (7uUmW)

60 Baby killing is sooo mainstream!

Posted by: Lauren at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (wsGWu)

61 Could you point us to Charlotte? We're here to judge the world's largest abortion clinic.

Posted by: The Guinness Book of World Records at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (FcR7P)

62 Sven, not sure if all the magical pixy dust is going to save the Dems.  But it does seem they are snorting it by the kiloton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (X/+PP)

63 Love the Sikh leading the prayers!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (7uUmW)

64 Good Lord! Barbara Lee? I mean really? Barbara Lee? Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,choke,ha ha

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (W2Z3C)

65 49 BB....

http://www.c-span.org/RNC/

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (LRFds)

66 Anybody know  when  Clint Eastwood is scheduled to speak?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (d0Tfm)

67 Gwen Ifill looks so uncomfortable sitting at the RNC.  I'd give a republican pol a handy if one of them would just look at her and say "Don't worry Gwen, we don't lynch black people, we're the republicans".

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (/YJYi)

68 The 2012 Dem convention: A Tribute in Words and Song to Killing Your Baby

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (QKKT0)

69 Just a public service reminder: Reality Check is the former Nationalist, an avowed white supremacist Illinois Nazi troll who has always loved Henry Gibson. And Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: Queefy Meatboy at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (pcnpf)

70 pre-spin from Lawrence O'Donnell: All of Romney's good works and charity (which will be discussed tonight) are only to build his political resume to seize political power.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (fxHyG)

71 Cory Booker? OH NOES! Sandra! IT'S A TRAP! Debbie Wasserman Shultz is going to set Sandra Fluke ON FIRE just before Cory's due to go on stage. ------- Odds on the DNC Balloon Drop going off on time? 3:1 _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (RuUvx)

72 The Dems have a depleted farm system. There's no Dem I can think of in a Governor's mansion with the potential of McDonnell, Walker, Martinez, or Jindal. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 07:14 PM (7uUmW) They would point to Coumo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (05RcU)

73 La Cristina (Saralegui) is like the Oprah of the Spanish-speaking hemisphere. Talk show, magazine, international production company.

Since original recipe Oprah has been banished from the Obmaiverse by Michelle and Valerie, the campaign fills the gap with Oprah SVU.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (a5ljo)

74 Carter?

That pretty much says, "Hey America? We fucking dare you to vote for the other guy!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (xrX4n)

75 62 Anna Puma,

It's being carried under the Ag budget as "aid to Medellin"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (LRFds)

76 Wow the DNC really is going to go full speed ahead with the rape and abortion fest. That's just... either they're insanely out of touch with America or I am. I guess we'll see in November.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (r4wIV)

77 >>>Anybody know when Clint Eastwood is scheduled to speak? I don't. I assume before Rubio.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (fxHyG)

78 These 4 states flipping to Romney combined with what he has now would put him at 270 on the nose...without Ohio, Colorado, Nevada, Wisconsin, New Hampshire or any other state considered.

Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (GFIxu)

;;;;;,;,;,     ;,;,

 

Now that's what I call Woody material!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (1Y+hH)

79 UNLISTED IN THE RNC NIGHT THREE SCHEDULE: Post-Romney playout music - Echo & The Bunnymen's "Bring On The Dancing Horses."

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (/COnL)

80 Small confession: when I divorced my husband of 37 years I promised myself 2 things.
1. No sports of any kind would be allowed on my tv.
2. I would never be forced to sit thru another showing of any Eastwood movie.
Now I want to hear Rubio and Romney. What to do?

Posted by: Pecos at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (2Gb0y)

81 That Democratic line-up is amazing. This is what America looks like, people!

Posted by: Juan Williams at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (2ArJQ)

82 Crist is that colored guy from Florida, right? What part of the GLBQT package is he? G or Q? Or is he a tansexual?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (PH+2B)

83 I loves me some good skull-f***ing,

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (Kkt/i)

84 Anybody know when Clint Eastwood is scheduled to speak? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 07:15 PM (d0Tfm) When ever he fucking wants to. Got that punk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (05RcU)

85
I was gonna give a speech but that paste ain't gonna eat itself.
Yum

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (7NP4t)

86 Thanks, Sven.  I suppose I'll multitask:  football and politics  at the same time. And drink.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (d0Tfm)

87 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 07:14 PM (X/+PP) YO! How goes the writing? I am so close it is killing me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (bxiXv)

88 Dang Clint sock, begone

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (r4wIV)

89 That's MY GUY Mike DeWine....the flannel shirt is not deployed, repeat NOT DEPLOYED!

Give 'em hell Mike

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (LRFds)

90 You forgot what else is on the lineup: Racism, or How to spot a Republican. On a serious note, how the fuck is anyone supposed to be inspired by that lineup?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (imtbm)

91 Will Jeb Boosh speak to us in Spanish as well?

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (2ArJQ)

92 The DNC: Locking Up the Jezebel Vote

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (B/yDO)

93 There will be fist fights on the floor and/or in the stands among dems at the DNC.

Posted by: 44QuickPassOn2 at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (EuW9O)

94 The FoxNews live stream isn't up yet I take it?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (CKLW2)

95 Merovign.  Writing and then the characters decide to talk of side issues.  Like comparing Napoleon to Boss Tweed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (X/+PP)

96 I don't like John Kyl. Something really bothers me about the guy. And it's not just the immigration Hispandering.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (EhUTA)

97 What?  No George Clooney?

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (3NTjw)

98 94 Sassy,

CSPAN is ma'am

http://www.c-span.org/RNC/

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (LRFds)

99 Ron Paul!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (7uUmW)

100 I'm here to remind people of what Mazzachusetts was like when it was racist.

Posted by: Deval Patrick at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (2ArJQ)

101 51 "He will be there every night"

Best bet for Obama to win in November 2012 is to repeat December 2010:

"Um, Bill, Michelle wants to fly out of Charlotte right now. You can take this nomination speech from here, right?"

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (B/yDO)

102 Gee looks like a rather uninspiring speech so far. I hope he held back alot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (05RcU)

103

All abortion, all the time? That's it?

 

Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (1Y+hH)

104 Thanks, Sven. I guess I'll have to go there.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (CKLW2)

105 Sven, I would expect it to be listed as humanitarian aid to Venezuela or Bolivia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (X/+PP)

106 From what I have heard, Jeb is going to hit Obama for blaming everything on his brother over the last 4 years. Yea, part of its family but if he goes hard it could be some excellent red meat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (TMB3S)

107 I'll take my deviled eggs with malaise and pickle juice.

Posted by: Sandra Fake at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (PcoXF)

108 95 Anna Puma,

do your best to center, and glean your source material actors' quotables and learn their network for exertion of power....

witty repartee requires having a construct of the dialog style of the actors of their web...

happy hunting

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (LRFds)

109 There will be fist fights on the floor and/or in the stands among dems at the DNC.

Posted by: 44QuickPassOn2 at August 30, 2012 07:17 PM (EuW9O)



Fist fights?  No. 

Slap fights and hair pulling?  You bet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (X3lox)

110 95 Merovign. Writing and then the characters decide to talk of side issues. Like comparing Napoleon to Boss Tweed. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 07:18 PM (X/+PP) Okay. Odd, but okay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (bxiXv)

111 8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL) _____________________ Oh Lord, who am I now?

Posted by: The Former Jeb Bush at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (2ArJQ)

112 "All abortion, all the time? That's it?"
Don't forget rape, they'll be putting a lot of rape in there too, with extra rapitude.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (r4wIV)

113 Wow the DNC really is going to go full speed ahead with the rape and abortion fest. Was Akin a brilliantly conceived move? That would almost be unfair.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (FcR7P)

114 Maybe the mayor of Philly will give Obama pointers on what not to do when he goes to a job interview after he loses, like he did last summer to Philly youths.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (/YJYi)

115 105 AP,

or a simple line "Jacko Powder"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (LRFds)

116 I guess they're late in starting...

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (CKLW2)

117 >>>Anybody know when Clint Eastwood is scheduled to speak? >I don't. I assume before Rubio. You are correct, sir.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (TMB3S)

118 Let's not forget the truncated list for the DNC that focused exclusively on women's issues:

"7 or 8 women speakers . . . and noted gigolo John F. Kerry"

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:21 PM (B/yDO)

119 Starting the Final Night Live Blog (in the Comments, I Mean): Thread 1 Here's the schedule: Thursday, August 30 RNC Schedule 7:00 p.m. National Anthem sung by SEVEN Remarks by U.S. Rep. Connie Mack (FL) Remarks by Newt and Callista Gingrich Remarks by Craig Romney 8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL) 9:00 p.m. Remarks by Bob White, chairman of Romney for President campaign 10:00 p.m. Remarks by U.S. Senator Marco Rubio (FL) Remarks by Mitt Romney Speaker Boehner declares convention adjourned There's a couple of speakers missing there -- a Democrat who worked with Romney and has noting but good things to say about him will speak, as will... Clint Eastwood. By the way, take a gander at the Murderer's Row of talent the Democrats have scheduled for next week: Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin Newark Mayor Cory Booker Former President Jimmy Carter (via video) (?!?!?) San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro, who will be the first Latino keynote speaker at a Democratic National Convention (he's the keynoter, not Clinton? Um, okay) Former President Bill Clinton (ah, so Clinton speaks last, and is therefore the keynoter) Former Republican Governor of Florida Charlie Crist (also, "Former Independent, Current Bunghole") Former Assistant Secretary, U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs Tammy Duckworth Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Georgetown Law School Graduate Sandra Fluke (Oh she's a graduate now? Wow. They got a Law School Graduate!!!) Former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm (Hope she talks about her state's amazing turnaround... under a different governor) Former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Congresswoman Barbara Lee of California (awesome) President of NARAL Pro-Choice America Nancy Keenan (this should be good) Caroline Kennedy (noted orator and layabout) Women’s rights activist Lilly Ledbetter (also good) Obama Campaign Co-Chair Eva Longoria (was a TV "star" like five years ago) U.S. Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts (another Human Highlight Film) Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter (ummm...) U.S. Senator Barbara Mikulski of Maryland, together with the women of the U.S. Senate (Gee, I wonder what this evening's theme is? Besides leghair) Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick (beloved) President of Planned Parenthood Action Fund Cecile Richards (another one... they've got a lot of eggs in this Abortion is Awesome basket) Journalist Cristina Saralegui (They got a Journalist... almost as good as a Law School Graduate) Los Angeles Mayor, Democratic Convention Chair Antonio Villaraigosa (running his city smooth as silk) Senate candidate from Massachusetts Elizabeth Warren (need big wampum) U.S. Senator Kay Hagan of North Carolina (she dared to come?) I omitted all the ones I never heard of or barely heard of. Anyway, should be a real hoot. Click on the link above that list and you'll see some complaints by Democrats-- that the DNC is actually attempting a very white convention, because, I guess, they want to appeal to undecided whites. So... Racism? You be the judge. Excerpts... From Romney's speech. Some pungency here: President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. MY promise...is to help you and your family. From what I read, it's a more lovey-dovey humanizing speech than I would want, but I don't fear; I'm pretty sure he's holding the tough stuff back, so it's fresh when he delivers it. You don't telegraph your blows, after all. No one reading Ryan's excerpts would have realized what a thorough skull-f***ing he planned to deliver. Posted by: Ace at 07:01 PM Comments 1 Paul Ryan .... he saxy man... Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:03 PM (w062R) 2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:03 PM (6o4Fb) 3 I'll be appealing to the gangsta and dead voters. Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at August 30, 2012 07:03 PM (/YJYi) 4 'Chicago' Mayor Rahm emmanuel? racist. Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 07:04 PM (llMC3) 5 Dem Convention: Chain of Tools Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 07:04 PM (QKKT0) 6 I notice a LOT of "former"... yeah Choom your coattails are so wide Queen Elizabeth would have needed fu**ing scuba gear to cross that puddle... Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:04 PM (LRFds) 7 Sandra fucking Fluke is going to speak? ROTFL Posted by: Samuel Jackson at August 30, 2012 07:04 PM (q177U) 8 Jeb Bush at 8pm? MASSIVE FAIL. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 07:05 PM (X3lox) 9 It's best to get HAMMERED before listening to Lizzie Warren speak. Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 07:05 PM (QKKT0) 10 Yeah, when Rahm comes out, some one should play gunshots. Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:05 PM (w062R) 11 ace, why you hate CAC? That's twice today! Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 07:05 PM (X6akg) 12 8 TPOP, look at it this way....it's a loss leader.....Mitt the Savvy how the hell can he not top that Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (LRFds) 13 Wow,that Dem lineup is so fucking lame.You left out that it starts off with an islam a palooza. Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (6o4Fb) 14 What did CAC do to Ace to piss him off? Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (imtbm) 15 When Fluke come out, they should play Donna Summer's Ohhhhhh, Love to Love Ya Baby! Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (w062R) 16 Liz Warren? I plan on being sloshed through every second of next weeks convention. Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (/YJYi) 17 College football has begun!! Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:06 PM (6o4Fb) 18 Maybe that list is a head fake? Posted by: Samuel Jackson at August 30, 2012 07:07 PM (q177U) 19 8 I know,I really hate Jeb but whatever. Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:07 PM (6o4Fb) 20 Oh no.....Jeb Bush? *facepalm* Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 07:07 PM (5BAYg) 21 Speaking of legitimate rapes that goddamn Crist deserves a few. Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 07:07 PM (v4K0X) 22 When Viillaragoiza come out, they should play La Cucaracha. Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (w062R) 23 Michigan Obama +3 (down from +6) per EPIC MRA, avg now down to just O+1.2, less than all but Virginia, Florida, and Iowa. These 4 states flipping to Romney combined with what he has now would put him at 270 on the nose...without Ohio, Colorado, Nevada, Wisconsin, New Hampshire or any other state considered. Posted by: CAC at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (GFIxu) 24 C-SPAN radio feed. http://preview.tinyurl.com/23vvbed Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (h6XiD) 25 23 cac, we're gaining mo babe... Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (LRFds) 26 Thank goodness that the dynamic speaker Tim Kaine will be speaking!!! That sure is gonna help him down state in Virginia. Nothing like going "all in" for Barack to get you the votes in "Not NoVA Virginia". Posted by: MrCaniac at August 30, 2012 07:08 PM (1grxW) 27 I look at the DNC line-up and I sense a lot of Charlie Sheen style 'winning!!!!' Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 07:09 PM (X/+PP) 28 Not that Fox is carrying any of this yet. We've still got that fucking lefty Shit^p^p^p Shep Smith peddling his wee li'l pet windstorm ... which has so far killed one less person than Lizzie Borden. SS Posted by: sanssoucy at August 30, 2012 07:09 PM (dA/Xo) 29 Why Jeb? Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 07:09 PM (EhUTA) 30 RNC Convention theme: Economic Growth DNC Convention theme: Killing Babies I guess we find out how well that works, given the massively in-the-tank MSM. They lie and snark about the RNC convention, they're *featured guests* at the DNC one. Yeah, show us that objectivity, baby! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 07:09 PM (bxiXv) 31 I heard Youtube has streaming now. Someone said it was pretty good. Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2012 07:10 PM (q177U) 32 When Liz Warren speaks can we do the tomahawk chop and woo whawhowa woo like they do in Atlanta? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 07:10 PM (05RcU) 33 Wow. Just wow. I never thought that the Dems would be so mind-numbed as to willingly throw away every single voter who's not an abortion zealot, but there you have it. Cecile Richards, Sandra Fluke, What's-her-name from NARAL, the whole gamut. Posted by: Lou at August 30, 2012 07:10 PM (xp1pq) 34 http://tinyurl.com/coxfucs Ras 44% Say Obama Very Liberal, 30% See Romney Very Conservative Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:10 PM (LRFds) 35 Surprise! Awesome, huh? Posted by: Bob White, chairman of Romney for President campaign at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (FcR7P) 36 Jimmah Carter?: Can you say suicide wish? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (05RcU) 37 Moron Nation.... You can watch on C Span now John Kyl was just defending our plan on Medicare Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (LRFds) 38 Will Sandra Fluke wear a giant vagina costume? Oh, that's right, she'll just look the same anyway. Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (1Y+hH) 39 The balloon drop guy? Where's the Meghan McCain boob drop guy???? Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (w062R) 40 Did they officially move Clinton to Tuesday, or is he still on Wednesday? Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (B/yDO) 41 Only Cory Booker can rightly, *possibly*, be described as a potential star for the Democrats. Ooooo, Ayla!!!!! Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (7uUmW) 42 "they've got a lot of eggs in this Abortion is Awesome basket" let them. they're digging their own grave if their focus isn't the economy. Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (96Kco) 43 27 AP, I'm thinking the powdered donut topping is being used in Camp Choom.... "a lot" Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (LRFds) 44 25 23 cac, we're gaining mo babe... _______ And mo babe is what we need! (Earp!) Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (2ArJQ) 45 36 They should play the tape of the malaise speech. That'll work! Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (EhUTA) 46 Watching C-Span..... They seem to be running behind schedule. Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (5BAYg) 47 I hope Cory Booker's getting his own security for the DNC Convention. I mean, I know he's been on his knees apologizing for a while, but I don't think anyone bought it. He needs personal security and lots of 20s to give away. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (X3lox) 48 "Gang Rape: A Violent Manifestation of Traditional Western Patriarchal Value System or Budget-Friendly Friday Night Pastime?" Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Powerpoint Presentation at August 30, 2012 07:12 PM (QKKT0) 49 Shazbot. Cspan is unavailable on my cable. Oh well, there's always Vandy and SoCar. And Guinness. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (d0Tfm) 50 Okay, that's alphabetical order. Clinton still on track to not be watched by ANYBODY on Wednesday Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (B/yDO) 51 Did they officially move Clinton to Tuesday, or is he still on Wednesday? Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 07:11 PM (B/yDO) Come on, you know bill. Once you let him in the door he ain't leaving. He will be there every night Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (05RcU) 52 Liz Warren, noted woman of color, is going to be there! Damn. My Native-American headdress is at the cleaner. Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (frbyY) 53 Clint? What time is Clint? Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (0CiTm) 54 Jeb Bush was a pretty good guv and is still popular in Fl. I understand why he is getting a spot. I don't get why the Dems think having Charlie Crist at their convention is going to help. He is pretty much the most despised man in Fl politics. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (1k+2O) 55 So, what is Carter going to say? Death to Joos? Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 07:13 PM (w062R) 56 8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL) The Governor Formerly Known as Jeb Bush? Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2012 07:14 PM (sdi6R) 57 I totally get reasonable people having different positions on abortion. I totally do not get how people don't see the DNC/NARAL crowd's euphemistic delivery and practically cheering and clapping about PBAs or Obama's approval of leaving unwanted born babies to die as *unbearably* creepy. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 07:14 PM (bxiXv) It's no big deal for them, the Left worships death.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 02:21 PM (1YryG)

120 ace's current twitter name/pic/bio  <------- lulz

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (1l1gL)

121 ...I am very sorry. I thought I only copied Merovign's comment. ><; Please delete that post...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (1YryG)

122

UNLISTED IN THE RNC NIGHT THREE SCHEDULE: Post-Romney playout music - Echo The Bunnymen's "Bring On The Dancing Horses."

The Dems will top that by playing Echo and The Bunnymen's "Gods Will Be Gods."

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (3SvjA)

123 Kinley just killed the thread...

Back to writing for me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (X/+PP)

124

 

maybe a nice roman arch might pick things up a little bit this year

Posted by: guy who manufactures stuff out of styrofoam at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (B6d35)

125 Yay, live blog!  /waits patiently for mod approval

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (L7hol)

126 I um like uh have like a lot um like to like say, ya know.  It'll like um ya know be like um fabulous to like have the like chance to like speak like um on a um like national like stage on like topics um important to like women.  Ya know?

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (bAGA/)

127 IIRC Barbara Lee was the single, solitary vote   in the Congress   that did not condemn the 9-11 attacks.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (4x8W0)

128

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 07:21 PM (1YryG)

 

Jesus, man.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (llMC3)

129 Jeez, Kinley :-(

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (CKLW2)

130
Sooooooooooo no Joe Biden speech at the DNC convention?

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (7NP4t)

131 Now that was quite the post! (Do I repeat myself?)

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (2ArJQ)

132 They would point to Coumo Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 07:15 PM (05RcU) --I forgot him. I think he is the closest, but not sure how he'd translate nationally.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (7uUmW)

133

Thanks, everybody. Looks  like around 9:30 will be when I can tune in to catch all the good  parts,  cable willing, of course. Failing that, I'll do the online thingy with Sven's link.

 

I really like the tone of this convention. Lots of new Pubbies as opposed to   '08. Also, more issues this cycle. It sure is nice to be   treated like an adult for once. We can actually  make an informed   decision when we have accurate information.

 

And watching the Leftards self-destruct is always fun. If this isn't the   end of their reign,  I don't know what it'll take.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (d0Tfm)

134 I really am sorry about that. x.x

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (1YryG)

135 Was Kinley supposed to do that under a Fareed Zakaria sock?

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (B/yDO)

136 125 Sweet Caroline,

You are a graduate of the Bam Soetoro School of Elocution Erudition and Tact....

bless y'r heart

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (LRFds)

137 Why am I listening to Orrin Hatch go on about Mormonism and Jesus???

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (CKLW2)

138 Someone is new to computers...

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (FcR7P)

139 Screw this convention coverage. I want to see sideways raindrops and reporters shouting into the wind.

Excelsior!

Posted by: The Majesytk Crockostimpy at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (IwVfC)

140 IIRC Barbara Lee was the single, solitary vote in the Congress that did not condemn the 9-11 attacks. Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 07:22 PM (4x8W0) Between her and Carter, that really should be enough right there to throw the election.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (05RcU)

141 Rachel Maddow's face looks like she found a dick in her soup. Lawrence O'Donnell's face looks like it's his dick. Ezra Klein's face looks like he wishes he ordered what Rachel did.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (fxHyG)

142

ace's current twitter name

 

Funneh shit.  For the record, I have never eaten Ramen.  Not once.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (llMC3)

143 @135, that woulda made it somewhat less embarassing, aye...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (1YryG)

144

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 07:21 PM (1YryG)

 

That was kind of like watching my entire life pass before my eyes.

 

Am I going to die now?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (1Y+hH)

145 Kinley, I've actually done that before.....well, except the hit 'post' part.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (X6akg)

146 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 07:21 PM (1YryG)

You missed a couple of ads.  Try again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (X3lox)

147 the only thing strong with Barky is the suction, he sucks.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (XxrWC)

148 Here is the complete schedule. 7:00 p.m. – Convention convenes Call to order Introduction of Colors US Central Command Joint Forces Color Guard Team Pledge of Allegiance by Dylan Nonaka National Anthem sung by SEVEN Invocation byKen and Priscilla Hutchins Remarks by U.S. Rep. Connie Mack (FL) Reagan Legacy Video Remarks by Newt and Callista Gingrich Remarks by Craig Romney 8:00 p.m. Remarks by Governor former Jeb Bush (FL) Remarks by Bob White, chairman of Romney for President campaign Remarks by Grant Bennett Remarks by Tom Stemberg 9:00 p.m. Remarks by former Massachusetts Lt. Governor Kerry Healey Remarks by Jane Edmonds, former Massachusetts Secretary of Workforce Remarks by Olympians Michael Eruzione, Derek Parra and Kim Rhode Remarks by ~MYSTERY SPEAKER~ 10:00 p.m. Remarks by U.S. Senator Marco Rubio (FL) Remarks by presidential nominee Mitt Romney Benediction by Archbishop Timothy M. Dolan Speaker Boehner declares convention adjourned

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (TMB3S)

149

Now that was quite the post! (Do I repeat myself?)

You will, soon

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (3SvjA)

150

>>Rachel Maddow's face looks like she found a dick in her soup.

 

Sweep the third leg!

Posted by: Cobra Kai at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (llMC3)

151 Can they truly be that completely cocooned from America? That they really think America will respond positively to a three day festival of celebrating abortion and comments about rape and woman pandering by feminist hacks?
Or is it me? Is America really going to love this kind of thing? Every year that goes by I feel more from another century, I just don't know any more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (r4wIV)

152 The Dem-commies have a gallery of fools slated. Uniting theme: "Socialism does so work. It does! (Stamp feet petulantly.) Racist!"
Former President Jimmy-the-grinner is there for Muslim outreach: "You have mah solemn werduh onna, you can blame the joos for all your problems."
On a lighter note: judge strikes down TX voter law http://tinyurl.com/8rmo3od

Posted by: Thorvald at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (1V6Pv)

153 Enjoying ace's "The Student" riff on twitter. You can tell he's been there.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (FcR7P)

154 They would point to Coumo Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 07:15 PM (05RcU) --I forgot him. I think he is the closest, but not sure how he'd translate nationally. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 07:23 PM (7uUmW) Yeah I don't know either. He is governing pretty down the Middle in NY. Curious that he is not on the schedule, unless he sees what a disaster obama is. I mean after all he is not stupid, he already got rid of his drunken Kennedy wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (05RcU)

155 That a pretty good balance at the Democratic convention.

Jimmy "I've committed adultery in my heart many times" Carter.  http://tinyurl.com/2f59yfo

And Bill "Better put some ice on that lip" Clinton.  http://tinyurl.com/36exw

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (frbyY)

156 I have this silly image in my head of bj clinton and sandy fluke just fapping their brains out and they are so exuberant, they knock over the curtain they have hidden behind....

I mean honestly, you know they have some staffer charged with following bj around to make sure he does not slip past the railings and fall into the canyon...

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (kXoT0)

157 Thorough skull-fuckings?  I'm certainly interested, but only if the Catholics will pay for my dental dams.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (oFVWZ)

158 The democrats are worse off than I'd thought. This ought to be one where I don't feel guilty for missing the whole thing

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone buffoon at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (+c6Fe)

159 I come to you today with an army of vaginas.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

160 You idiots. Baby killing and promiscuity do grow the economy.  More jobs opening up in the medical industry for abortion and treatment of exotic veneral diseases, fewer entitlement recipients. Duh.

Posted by: DNC Brain Trust at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (w41GQ)

161 Susana Martinez talked about a 357 Magnum. Tonight Somebody actually brings one.

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (2ArJQ)

162 Evidently, Kinley went to Harvard.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (96M6e)

163 RACIST

Posted by: Dog Whistle at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (8BaAK)

164 158 Truman North,

I have a confession I've enjoyed all the wrecks I've worked but the fatalities...

so yeah....I'll be watching

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (LRFds)

165 After reading the DNC speaker lineup, I concluded that there better not be any "poll watchers" trying to get between me and the R lever on the voting machine! 

Got to check the carry law at polling places!


Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (Cnqmv)

166

Tammy Duckworth?

 

That's a HUGE get for the Democrats. 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (JDIKC)

167 Dog whistle !?!??

Posted by: Racist at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (8BaAK)

168 islam a palooza

---

Wonder if they'll get to enjoy the dancing vagina-costumed wymyns.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (lTVJy)

169 They'll need security to keep Billy away from the dancing vagina's.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (6o4Fb)

170 When you've dropped big coin on your very own vagina costume and the convention is over, what can you use it for?  Kid's parties?

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (QKKT0)

171 Lizzie Wacohantas can meet with Jimmah afterwards, and collaborate on building some Teepee's for Humanity.

Posted by: trading peanuts for feathers at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (IPhbB)

172 159 Sam Fluke,

David Axelrod-An Army of Me

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (LRFds)

173 Deleted my facebutt account about 10 days ago. Damn it feels good. I can only imagine how bad the libs will get over the next 60+ days.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (1Y+hH)

174 Notice how the Democrats are keeping Bill Clinton away from the women speakers.   Hillary is going to be in the South Pacific and they aren't taking any chances.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (frbyY)

175 Obama should walk out to this music: http://youtu.be/u9FbBy31yDo Eyes open Empty as halos He comes for me The deity Help- what's the matter? Looking for someone? He comforts me The deity Resurrection coming in stereo if you say so He comes for me Let's pray to TV divinity he covets me The deity Resurrection coming in stereo if you say so The deity Resurrection coming in stereo if you say so

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (7uUmW)

176 You know what else McKay?  Your mouthwash ain't making it.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (8BaAK)

177 Lizzie Wacohantas can meet with Jimmah afterwards, and collaborate on building some Teepee's for Humanity. Posted by: trading peanuts for feathers at August 30, 2012 07:28 PM (IPhbB) OK now that's pretty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (05RcU)

178 Speaking of legitimate rapes that Miley Cyrus is asking for it.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (v4K0X)

179 putting Jennifer Granholm on the stage will cost Obama Michigan. We here in Michigan do not need to be reminded of "blow you away" Jennifer Granholm and all she represents. BTW, Shep should be replaced. he is a joke.

Posted by: Chilling the most at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (6IV8T)

180 Not sure if this has been mentioned since I am in the middle of something here and haven't read the comments



There will be a tribute to Ronald Reagan tonight as well.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (P6QsQ)

181 This is the 44 automag.... and if properly used, it will remove the fingerprints

Posted by: Harry Callahan at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (8BaAK)

182 180 Mama Winger,

John Hic Boehner....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (LRFds)

183 @173 Ha, me too. My ditzy lib sibs were beyond bearing. Don't miss it at all.

Posted by: Lizabth at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (JZBti)

184 More Obamacare provided abortion services will eventually lower the number of seniors trying to get medical services under Medicare.  So it isn't fair to say the Dems don't have a plan to control Medicare costs.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (Cnqmv)

185 The only one missing from the Dem's lineup is Hanoi Jane Fonda. Ya know...to bring treason to the  table along with everything else.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (4x8W0)

186 Boener!

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (CKLW2)

187 Maybe, Fluke will flash her va jay jay and we can see why so many guys want to bang her.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (w062R)

188

OT but critically important:

 

 

The Jets just scored their first preseason touchdown

Posted by: Truman North at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (I2LwF)

189 He's sorta sober....

God bless his heart

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (LRFds)

190 Looking at that DNC lineup, I am thinking about the "Big Vagina" schtick from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (96M6e)

191 I think Nine Inch Nails "Head like a Hole" fits better:
head like a hole. black as your soul. I'd rather die than give you control. head like a hole. black as your soul. I'd rather die than give you control.
bow down before the one you serve. you're going to get what you deserve. bow down before the one you serve. you're going to get what you deserve.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (r4wIV)

192 Wonder if they'll get to enjoy the dancing vagina-costumed wymyns. Gays, blacks, Muslims, and giant, dancing vaginas. Should be very harmonious.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (FcR7P)

193 They'll need security to keep Billy away from the dancing vagina's.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:28 PM (6o4Fb)



Not if the imams get to them first.  *Snip snip*

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (X3lox)

194 I love John Boehner.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (9MyQd)

195 Any bets that Cory Booker will be the Artur Davis of 2016?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (XvHmy)

196 173 Deleted myfacebutt account about 10 days ago. Damn it feels good. I can only imagine how bad the libs will get over the next 60+ days.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 07:29 PM (1Y+hH)

I'm keeping mine so I can revel in lib tears on Nov. 7th.  I just put them on ignore until then.

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (96Kco)

197 What time does Boehner cry?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (AZGON)

198 There will be a tribute to Ronald Reagan tonight as well. Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 07:29 PM (P6QsQ) There will probably be one at the Democratic Convention also, because remember: Reagan is the "Good" kind of Republican, compared to the "Evil" Republicans today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (05RcU)

199 Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 07:28 PM (QKKT0)

The lib Halloween costumes will be great to see this year.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (Cnqmv)

200

Julian Castro is just another empty suit just like former mayor Henry Cisneros.  Julian's claim to fame is when he ran for mayor the first time he had a scheduling conflict.  Instead of letting one of the groups know he could not attend he sent twin brother Joaquin Castro to fill in without telling the group he wasn't Julian.  Phillip Hardburger won but was term limited and that allowed Julian to run again.

Joaquin Castro is now running for the 20th congressional district in Texas to replace Charlie Gonzales and I'm sure Mayor Julian will get the city machine behind him along with LULAC, MALDEF and a bunch of the other corrupt Democrat groups.

Posted by: Conservative Beaner at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (gP8Ku)

201

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 07:29 PM (7uUmW)

 

WaxTrax is from Chicago

There's a lot of Blacks in Chicago

Mentioning WaxTrax is racist.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (llMC3)

202 A friend is coming over to help compose my remarks for the Democratic National Convention, as soon as he's done with his Hacky Jam.

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (fxHyG)

203  ...I am very sorry. I thought I only copied Merovign's comment. ><; Please delete that post...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 30, 2012 07:22 PM (1YryG)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Apology accepted.  Now get off the lawn!

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (3NTjw)

204 What does Clint Eastwood say when he sees the Precedent and the First Lady together?


Right turn, Clyde

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (8BaAK)

205 Look boners with flas hanging on them

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (Bm4aK)

206 The only one missing from the Dem's lineup is Hanoi Jane Fonda. Ya know...to bring treason to the table along with everything else.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 07:30 PM (4x8W0)



The Indonesian has that covered.  He's going to release national security secrets in his speech.  Val's picking a few juicy ones out right now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (X3lox)

207 nice presentation of the Colors...

er HOOAH! there Mr. Marine

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (LRFds)

208

Posted by: Lizabth at August 30, 2012 07:30 PM (JZBti)

 

All I was doing was going on to erase crap. I'm free now.The whole deal had gotten creepy anyway. Cameras in stores that recognize your face when you come in? I'm out.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (1Y+hH)

209 We oughta get a couple of guys to throw wampum beads at Lizzie Warren. Ask her if she'll sell them Manhattan.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (4x8W0)

210 #187  Did someone say guys want to bang me??!!  I'm at the Marriott, Room 233.  You'll see the line down the hallway.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (cTjRR)

211 That D convention list looks like they have a death wish. I remember watching when Kerry was nominated and they showed Carter sitting next to Michael Moore. I thought to myself: these people are tone-deaf. Now they're doing it again. Not just tone-deaf but deaf, dumb, and blind.

Posted by: MoonFace Matthews at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (YQHqe)

212 thanks to Jack Straw, I now have a complete sked up.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (fxHyG)

213 Sandra Fluke is going to announce that she's pregnant and blame it on Bush.

They'll pass a hat for an abortion.

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (frbyY)

214 Are they going to play the Addam's Family theme when John "Lurch" Kerry comes out?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (UTq/I)

215 >>>The Demswill top that by playing Echo and The Bunnymen's "Gods Will Be Gods."

Actually, as weird and impossible as it is, I've always though that the last 2 minutes of "A Promise" would make the GREATEST post-convention 'innovative inspirational' playout music.  ("Light on the water...wind on the waves...")

But then again, I'm probably just biased as a huge huge fan of the Bunnymen (and of that era of British post-punk in general -- talk to me about Wire, The Fall and Magazine!).

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (/COnL)

216 197 GO,

probably right around the time he has to face Bam and Hoary Reid! in the lame duck playing Lone Ranger trying to keep my wife getting paid....

thankless?

yup....

effective, about as much as he could be without guns getting involved.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (LRFds)

217 7crooners...soooo racist.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (/az2q)

218 72 The Dems have a depleted farm system. There's no Dem I can think of in a Governor's mansion with the potential of McDonnell, Walker, Martinez, or Jindal. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 07:14 PM (7uUmW) Nevergiveup writes: They would point to Coumo ________ So, is Cuomo speaking at the convention? In any case, in the context of New York State, he's practically a conservative (meaning, he's giving the barest of push-backs to some of the unions).

Posted by: Boston12GS at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (2KAud)

219 They can't sing that! Its unsensitive to all the people we bombed

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (Bm4aK)

220

 er HOOAH! there Mr. Marine

-----

I think the Jarheads say OO Rah 

Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (0CiTm)

221 insensitive

Posted by: some idiot at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (Bm4aK)

222 Sandra Fluke will not be speaking.  She's going to be doing stage tricks with ping-pong balls.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (3NTjw)

223 Good Anthem. 

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (UsHkZ)

224 When Warren comes out they should play the clip from Annie Get Your Gun, the song "I'm an Indian too!" It's on utube with Judy Garland before she was fired and replaced by what's her name, the blonde.

Posted by: I suggest because I care--deeply. at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (YQHqe)

225 Never yell "Chicago" in a crowded downtown movie theater

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (8BaAK)

226 Sandra Fluke is going to announce that she's pregnant and blame it on Bush.

They'll pass a hat for an abortion.
Posted by: Hepcat
..........
No.. even better.. they will ask Dr. Howard Dean to come up on stage and perform an abortion live.. after which Sandra Fluke will continue her speech.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (UTq/I)

227 Gotta love the Democrats going full clip haired, barren womb, hairy pit convention.

Savvy.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (8MCmv)

228 Why did th 7 start time get moved to 7:30?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (imtbm)

229 220 GC,

<------ex-infantryman still married to the Army

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (LRFds)

230 brb, makin' a mix tape

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (fxHyG)

231

Those Code Pink people just looked like a bunch of pussies to me.

Posted by: some prick at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (D9ELu)

232 Ok, are you guys with the white coat ready with time?

Posted by: MSNBC Stage Manager at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (N2yhW)

233 "I remember watching when Kerry was nominated and they showed Carter sitting next to Michael Moore. I thought to myself: these people are tone-deaf. Now they're doing it again. Not just tone-deaf but deaf, dumb, and blind. "
Is it possible they're that totally out of touch? I mean I know Obama won mostly because of fury against Republicans and the whole "first black president" thing so 2008 was an aberration but... wow, really? What would it take to get people that totally walled off from reality to come back to the world? Because even if there was a 50 state 40% win by Romney they would swear it was slick marketing, money corrupting government, stupid voters, lack of good messaging, president working too hard/not enough time to campaign and DEIBOLD!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (r4wIV)

234 No islamic invocation sooooo racist.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (/az2q)

235 My Gawd, the Democrats have a secret weapon! Charlie Crist – he will mesmerize the swing voters into a danse macabre. That, and who wouldn't be swayed by Sandra Slut aka Moan of Arc? I read in Marie Claire that the hot color this fall is Abortion.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (AZGON)

236 231 Some prick,

"I'm finally in heaven!"

Bill Clinton-another prick

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (LRFds)

237 Sandra Fluke will not be speaking. She's going to be doing stage tricks with ping-pong balls.

And she claims to be able to sing from her diaphragm.

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

238 National anthem--great

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (2ArJQ)

239 Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 07:34 PM (/COnL) Up-twinkles for Echo and the Bunnymen.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (9MyQd)

240 I hear Joe 'Chains' Biden will give his speech in black face alongside a 7-Eleven owner just to prove Democrats care about minorities.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (N/Oz2)

241 I don't know if anyone mentioned this earlier or not but apparently a Paultard is responsible for the Code Pink shit head heckling Paul Ryan last night.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (/YJYi)

242 Eva Longoria?  She's a slut.

Posted by: Stiffler's Mother at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (94R7S)

243 brb, watchin' True Blood

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (fxHyG)

244 It got dark, thundered a bit, but now the sun is back. Please rain....

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (w062R)

245 I'd love to see the Dems kick off the Convention with the Soviet Anthem (which is actually a very stirring piece of music). Just man up, take the mask off and say "Yeah, we really are Commies. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?"

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (4x8W0)

246 you'd think at the GOP convention he's change it up to right....right....right....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (LRFds)

247 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 07:36 PM (r4wIV) I think they are out of touch and so accustom to that echo chamber they live in, they have lost touch with not only Fly Over Country ( My America) but reality.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (05RcU)

248 The Dems have a depleted farm system. There's no Dem I can think of in a Governor's mansion with the potential of McDonnell, Walker, Martinez, or Jindal.

---


The Weiner will rise again!

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (+/VIS)

249 I ain't even trying twitter tonight.  It's already moving fast.   I hear The Student is a good read though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (8MCmv)

250 The Vagina Party

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

251 I'm kind of looking forward to Connie Mack's speech.  So far I haven't heard much of anything out of him.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (UsHkZ)

252 241 Adam,

Paultards are special folk...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (LRFds)

253

<------ex-infantryman still married to the Army

----

Sorry Doggie, now I get it.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (0CiTm)

254 It's on utube with Judy Garland before she was fired and replaced by what's her name, the blonde.

Posted by: I suggest because I care--deeply. at August 30, 2012 07:35 PM (YQHqe)


Ethel Merman?

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (kXoT0)

255 I'd love to see the Dems kick off the Convention with the Soviet Anthem (which is actually a very stirring piece of music). Just man up, take the mask off and say "Yeah, we really are Commies. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?" Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 07:37 PM (4x8W0) The Occupy crowd has basically done that haven't they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (05RcU)

256 That was a nice prayer.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (P6QsQ)

257 The Queef Sisters must have had a schedule conflict .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (lo/S5)

258 Boogie down.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (CKLW2)

259 Pretty subdued crowd

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (05RcU)

260 Speaking of Mr. Michael Moore.. he is predicting Romney will win.. he calls the idiots on the left dopes for underestimating Romney... interview on Huff Po.. find it yerself.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (UTq/I)

261 And she claims to be able to sing from her diaphragm. Her career as chanteuse has been stymied by stingy Republicans.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (AZGON)

262 hmmm boehner looks quite sober

Posted by: the night is still young at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (IPhbB)

263 since I'm not a Dem or Liberal, I've been thinking... Obama's decision to support homosexual marriage is reported to have turned off a lot of black folk (racist word) who tend to take their Bible pretty seriously.
If Obama loses (yaaay -- also racist word, because members of the Klan are known to be suspected of saying things like 'yaaay') and black turnout is down, will they start hollering about 'voter suppression' again (another racist word) only louder this time?

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (bJm7W)

264 Hope tje crowd bought their A game tonight.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (/az2q)

265 Lets git it on

Posted by: naionalcarsalesaveragenumberssponseredbyGM at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (dvLAs)

266 my Mom's first name on a Mack...like the one pop drove when they met...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (LRFds)

267 They really should pass some good old county hooch around on that floor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (05RcU)

268 Anyone else having trouble getting this thread to load, or is it just me?  Not having trouble on other sites.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (P6QsQ)

269 The Black Eyed Peas is being played at the RNC. The world is coming to an end. I only hope that it ends quickly oh Great and Powerful SMOD.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (EhUTA)

270 The Vagina Party One sack of sand and the party's off.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (AZGON)

271 I don't think Paul Ryan's black college sweetheart is going to rag on him to the media-- she actually donated to his campaign in 1997. $1200. That's not nothin'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194116 /Revealed-Paul-Ryans-black-girlfriend-stunning- cheerleader-stole-heart-coming-political-student.html

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (fxHyG)

272 I'd give anything to hear Eruzione tell Obama there ain't no miracles in store for him.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (N/Oz2)

273 Oooooo, so Ryan not only dated a Sista, but she was a *cheerleader*? The guy can't lose.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (7uUmW)

274

B'Gal just made me a sammitch. I do love that woman...

 

And she's  helping me watch the Vandy  game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (d0Tfm)

275

The difference between the RNC and the DNC:

The RNC appeals to woman and their intellegence and independence

The DNC appeals to women and their vaginas and government dependency

Posted by: cathymv at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (3MFL8)

276 264 mallfly,

Voter suppression=s black voters deciding hippy shit has gone too far

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (LRFds)

277 272 - that certainly speaks to his character.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (CKLW2)

278 I really liked how in 2008, the stage extended out for McCain so he was literally in the crowd. 

Wish it would have been copied.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (8MCmv)

279 "One sack of sand and the party's off."
Unless they're North Africans.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (r4wIV)

280 Sandra Fluke because Kerry Gauthier was delayed en route?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (FcR7P)

281 If ace doesn't kick off the 10pm thread with Mitt Just Got Real I shall lose all respect for his snark.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (TMB3S)

282 Just a quick reminder that I suck cocks by choice.

Posted by: Average Jon at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (aHR5E)

283 261 CtJ,

the fatman believes in the long con....

he knew the bambicare push was stupid

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (LRFds)

284 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO WASH OFF THE BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHT'S MURDERPALOOZA ::puts down axe:: ::raises hand::

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (zEPqG)

285 Speaking of Mr. Michael Moore.. he is predicting Romney will win.. he calls the idiots on the left dopes for underestimating Romney... interview on Huff Po.. find it yerself. ======= He claims Romney will win only due to money. (irony 1) Then he goes on to say if the election were more like "American Idol," Obama would win. (irony 2) both statements = bloated hypocritical, ironical, and comical projectiles

Posted by: the night is still young at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (IPhbB)

286 You say STOO-dent, I say STOOD-nt. What's up wid dat?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (PH+2B)

287 I'll accept my cookie and pat on the head for correctly guessing Eastwood yesterday.

Or the male morons may kneel and kiss my spike heels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (UOM48)

288 Connie Mack is white. What's wrong with him?

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (2ArJQ)

289 brb, makin' a tiara like Katniss'

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (fxHyG)

290 Seriously,along with the rest of that lame lineup they think Jennifer Grandholm brings something to the table?Seriously????

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (6o4Fb)

291 I liked this guy when he played Harvey Dent in Batman.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (+/VIS)

292 Oh so the left can call her an oreo and a house negro. 

You got to have balls of steel to be a black conservative.


Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (8MCmv)

293 don't forget, the more radical feminists see every man as either a rapist or a potential rapist, so of course they are obsessed with abortion an a sacred civil right. Dems can't afford to turn off any of their base.

I also understand that when Sandra Flook comes out, the bank id going to play "Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra Sandra  Mush-room Mush-room..."

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (bJm7W)

294 289 Cricket,

He's a victim of circumstance...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (LRFds)

295 Macks speech isnt bad, but the crowd is dead.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (EhUTA)

296 I'm hoping that by 2016 the Left has been so defunded they'll be having their convention in the back room at Denny's.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

297 296 - they may be hungover.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (CKLW2)

298 Why Is Mack Speaking In Bullet Points

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (TMB3S)

299 Kiko? I thought he was talking about Kinko's? Boats?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (05RcU)

300 Los Angeles Mayor, Democratic Convention Chair Antonio Villaraigosa Tony Villar, who changed his name after his (failed) marriage so he could sound more authentic. Just so ya know, this motard does nothing but lick camera lenses here in LA, when he isn't busy diddling some infochick from Univision. Worst mayor in decades.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (AZGON)

301 "Or the male morons may kneel and kiss my spike heels."
I'll kiss the top of your head, punk'n.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (r4wIV)

302 296 Macks speech isnt bad, but the crowd is dead.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 07:43 PM (EhUTA)


Day 3 of the dead crowd. 

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (X6akg)

303 I got to go to Commisary to get toilet paper (can't delay that ). When is Eastwood supposed to speak, don't want to miss it

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (uVuwp)

304

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO WASH OFF THE BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHT'S MURDERPALOOZA<<<<<<

 

:: ne red fist  in the air,  mothafuckas:::

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (JDIKC)

305 http://preview.tinyurl.com/9eqo7re (Ace's cheerleader link, fixed)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (bxiXv)

306 the crowd is dead because by God....MATH! is hard and so are the GOP 'ettes

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (LRFds)

307 I know what I won't be doing at 8 o'clock.

Posted by: Scobface at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (IoNBC)

308 brb, torrentin' an Australian soap opera

Posted by: The Student at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (fxHyG)

309 I think its more you have to have the patience of Jackie Robinson to be a black conservative.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (r4wIV)

310 Maybe the hall is to big like the New Yankee Stadium

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (05RcU)

311 The Weiner will rise again!

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 30, 2012 07:37 PM (+/VIS)

 

//////-----  I remember during the Weiner scandals I wrote a couple of limericks in his honor:

 

There was a Dem rep from New York

who cried, "watch me bring home the pork"

as he grabbed at his meat.

Then he'd send off a tweet.

Then his colleagues stuck in the fork.

------

 

No doubt we'll always remember

his awesome congressional member.

He sent out nude pix

to various chicks.

Then he rehabbed till early September.

Posted by: Weiner meets Code Pink Snatches, film to follow at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (YQHqe)

312 RON!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (LRFds)

313 Clint Eastwood = Dog Whistle. Gran Torino he portrayed a racist.

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (jo0fs)

314 Michael Moore... how many of us expected that he would have burst open by now? (yuck)

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (bJm7W)

315 Have you guys been to a convention? No one is actually there yet. It's all the old people who have bedtime at 8:30. No one else shows up for these things till later.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (9MyQd)

316

But then again, I'm probably just biased as a huge huge fan of the Bunnymen (and of that era of British post-punk in general -- talk to me about Wire, The Fall and Magazine!).

Sorry, those are on my wife's side of the music collection.

"Howard DeVoto was in the Buzzcocks?"

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (3SvjA)

317 Based on the DNC lineup, Moonbeam Jerry Brown would be a conservative

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (B/yDO)

318 I still miss Ronnie.  What a splendid man.

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (e9kQC)

319

I'll accept my cookie and pat on the head for correctly guessing Eastwood yesterday.

Or the male morons may kneel and kiss my spike heels.

 

Hmm, my schedule's pretty full   right now. I have to paint willow's toenails  and   find a new extension cord for AtC's "toy."

 

How does next  Tuesday at 3:00pm sound?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (d0Tfm)

320 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO WASH OFF THE BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHT'S MURDERPALOOZA<<<<<<

I licked the blood off, but saved a bit under the fingernails to chew on when I so choose.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (d6TfZ)

321 We need some Clydesdales...

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (w062R)

322 OMG--REAGAN!

Posted by: Cricket at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (2ArJQ)

323 Yeah the crowd has been a joke, but part of it is the logistics.  Not a good stage/set up.

At least they manage to get loud enough for the important parts.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (8MCmv)

324 293 Oh so the left can call her an oreo and a house negro. You got to have balls of steel to be a black conservative. Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 07:43 PM (8MCmv) --There are no conservatives I respect more for the shit they have to endure than conservative Blacks.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (7uUmW)

325 I'm hoping that by 2016 the Left has been so defunded they'll be having their convention in the back room at Denny's.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 07:44 PM (MMC8r)


I am hoping it will take place in a Greyhound Bus Station's men's room and the regular bums won't even notice the Dim bums.

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (kXoT0)

326 We need the Bear in the Woods

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (05RcU)

327 I miss you Gipper...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (LRFds)

328 Connie Mack, eh?  "Con" in his first name, hmmmm.   Mack rhymes with 'black'.  The association is plain:  Black Cons.  Proportionately, many more blacks are incarcerated than any other race.  This is not unintentional.  The GOP is racist. *hic*

Posted by: Tingles at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (cTjRR)

329 I can haz Reagan hologram?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (/az2q)

330 291 Seriously,along with the rest of that lame lineup they think Jennifer Grandholm brings something to the table?Seriously????

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:43 PM (6o4Fb)


Former governor of a failed state... shows you how far the semi-serious Dems are distancing themselves from this Circus Fire

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (8BaAK)

331 Not too bad of a speech by Mack.  Tough to open this thing.

Nice Reagan tribute too.

C-Span HD is the bomb.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (dX4hn)

332 Seriously,along with the rest of that lame lineup they think Jennifer Grandholm brings something to the table?Seriously????

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:43 PM (6o4Fb)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

It's a tit for tat.  We have Jeb Bush speaking tonight.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (3NTjw)

333 Did I miss it? Won't John Kerry come on to talk about how the exit polls said he was going to win?

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (bJm7W)

334 When does Ryan stagecrash and unleash the Chainsaw of Fiscal Prudence on the seniors in the audience? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (AZGON)

335 314 ShoNuff,

No he played a mentor to a youth who wanted taught....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (LRFds)

336 Ooops, I forgot to put on my racist goggles.

Posted by: goggles of shame at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (IPhbB)

337 Funny the only current republican that supported Reagan from the beginning in 1976 and 1980 will not be speaking at this convention.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (BAnPT)

338 What is with that crowd?  Have they drunk so much that they can barely stay awake or are they hung over from partying until 6AM?

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (UsHkZ)

339 325 The gay cons too.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (6o4Fb)

340 Jeb Bush: Charlie Crist with training wheels.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (AZGON)

341 pajamas....

they don't make them like him anymore...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (LRFds)

342 Please, please, please I want to hear this from Clint tonight:

My name is Clint Eastwood and I've drunk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you Democrats put together.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (N/Oz2)

343 *sniff Reagan

Posted by: o at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (IPhbB)

344 How are they going to get Caroline to drop all the ahs ahs ahs?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (w062R)

345 Obama is a SCOMF and a wet blanket, compare and contrast.

Posted by: hmmm at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (e9LVX)

346 crying here

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (P6QsQ)

347 Noot and Miss Trixie.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

348 Oh and from last night, I thought Suzana Martinez was pretty damn good.  Overlooked for obvious reasons, but she was a solid speaker and authentic.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (8MCmv)

349 I have gotten my focus back. Right after I smooch Jane's spikey heels, I will.........dammit.......lost it again.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (AzE++)

350 Why is Hillary going to the South Pacific?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (4x8W0)

351 Now doing a Burns and Allen routine. Newt and Callista.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (9MyQd)

352 Callista? What the hell does she have to contribute?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (CKLW2)

353 I thought we were supposed to bring our wives.

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

354 Worm welcome??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (/az2q)

355 Reagan Hologram/Ryan 2012

Posted by: is it too late? at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (G5B4Q)

356 Oh dear God - no one trained her to read either.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (CKLW2)

357 NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (ovpNn)

358 Well it just doesn't get much better than Callista Gingrich.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (8MCmv)

359 That was really a great tribute. NOOT!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (EhUTA)

360 I never really got it: What the hell is a callista?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (05RcU)

361 Oh, I do hope Mitt makes Newt his press secretary.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (3NTjw)

362 She sounds better when she's on her back

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (BAnPT)

363 Barry "Hussein" Soetoro loves him some Chicago Dogs....

now that's a serious dog whistle... or lunch cart... either one

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (8BaAK)

364 How much ya think that necklace set Tiffany's back?

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (N/Oz2)

365 Why does she have to speak?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (CKLW2)

366 NEWT! but why is that slut speaking?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (ovpNn)

367 Tears streaming down my face.  I wish I would have understood you and appreciated you Mr. President.  But take heart, knowing that I do finally get it.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (UljOc)

368 347 mama winger,

I wrote him a letter or seven in the third grade, and I thanked him for remembering the Challenger as well as he did later.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (LRFds)

369 Urgh.  Calista.  Gah.  I've met her.  She's everything you imagine.

Blerk.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (UOM48)

370 Just let Newt eat a reporter.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (dX4hn)

371 Newt-  red meat.  Plz. Slam Barky.  Just a bit.

Sheesh.  It's like an Academy Award.  Open the fuckin' envelope, read it and go.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (cTjRR)

372 Callista is great speaker. :\

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (EhUTA)

373 363 - I would hope so.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (CKLW2)

374 What in the world is that brazen hussy doing on the stage?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (BeSEI)

375 oh i know why she is speaking...thats the fuck you to wife number big mouth who tanked his campaign.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (ovpNn)

376 I hope the RNC puts that tribute up on their website.  I would really like to keep that.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (P6QsQ)

377 She sounds better when she's on her back Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 07:50 PM (BAnPT) With all due respect, she doesn't look like it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (05RcU)

378 Newt for press secretary....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (LRFds)

379

My name is Clint Eastwood and I've drunk more beer and pissed
more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you Democrats
put together.

 

Bullshit.  In addition, I have killed more women than you would even think about.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (OWjjx)

380 Calista - I want to go and ruffle her hair and see if the rest is made of plastic. Again - when is Eastwood?

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (uVuwp)

381 Egad, she's like his Yoko.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (BeSEI)

382 Can you imagine her as First Lady? Ick.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (CKLW2)

383 Tears streaming down my face. I wish I would have understood you and appreciated you Mr. President. But take heart, knowing that I do finally get it.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 07:50 PM (UljOc)


What you said jewells.  I was young and stupid then.  I didn't appreciate you, now I do. 

Posted by: someone at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (bqjJT)

384 333 Soona:  Jeb was no failure as the Governor of Fla.  He was actually quite popular and competent.  A lot of people were upset that the wrong Bush brother was running for President.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (UsHkZ)

385 Wait, where are the debate moderators from the liberal networks?

I'm so out of my element with no opposition

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (B/yDO)

386  Why is Hillary going to the South Pacific?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 07:49 PM (4x8W0)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Maybe Guam  did tip over.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (3NTjw)

387 ok she is creeping me out.

her facial expression has not changed....i wonder what her sex face looks like....probably the same

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (ovpNn)

388 Calista should have worn her tiara. Then I would have been impressed.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (w062R)

389

Clint: I've had my problems with some limp dicks.

Clint: Then there was this dusky gal in Bangkok. A real crossways breezer I swear.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (0CiTm)

390 388 - I'm sure she uses Botox.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (CKLW2)

391 even Newt sounds off his game.  I hate when they have to read read the teleprompter.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (ovpNn)

392 Can I haz Newt go nuclear on the media, please?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (OWjjx)

393 It is no coincidence that the word 'Gingrich' and the word 'slaverys' both contain  eight letters.

Posted by: 44QuickPassOn2 at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (EuW9O)

394 368 Jewells,

He smiles down at us everyday, knowing the path is not easy but the destination so long as we follow the founders is sure...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (LRFds)

395 I will buy all of you a gallon of Jim Beam if Romney starts his speech: "If you’re good at something, never do it for free."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (AZGON)

396 Oh, yeah, and that Bain Capital crap? HER idea.

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

397 Newt would make one hell of a press secretary

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (EhUTA)

398 My husband keeps saying, "Why do we have to hear Galista Gingrich?!"

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (X6akg)

399 I would have been impressed if she had been media trained.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (CKLW2)

400

In case no one has mentioned it....

 

They rearranged the stage configuration today....for Romney's speech.

There is a new podium...that will be raised for Romney, that is under that section of the stage that is jutting out into the crowd.

 

So, Romney will be speaking with a sea of people around him....unlike all the other speakers so far.

 

They talked about this on C-Span, earlier today.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (5BAYg)

401 I wrote him a letter or seven in the third grade
---



Reagan was the first President I was eligible to vote for.  I was so naive back then - I thought they would all be like him.  Little did I know.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (P6QsQ)

402 Why does Gingrich insist on dragging this broad into everything he does?

I mean he doesn't need to prove he's a family man anymore.  A Newt speech by himself could have been pretty solid.  Instead we have a kindergarten talk.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (8MCmv)

403 This tag team speech is worse than a burning pile of dog shit on your dining room table.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (imtbm)

404 She really should not turn and give us a profile of that nose. And I'm Jewish so I know noses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (05RcU)

405 Newt's looking at Callista like he might eat her head.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (fxHyG)

406 SoCar 10,  Vandy   0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (d0Tfm)

407 It's halftime, America. The country's down, but ready to come roaring back. Except we've got a QB who keeps throwing the ball to the other team.

It's time to make the switch and win the damn game

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (B/yDO)

408 Quick! Call collections!  She's wearing it!

Posted by: Tiffany's at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (cTjRR)

409 Well this is very natural and totally not a bad idea.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (fxHyG)

410 I guess it goes with the whole "add women" meme to the convention. It's in every speech, so far, in some form or another. women, women, women votes

Posted by: explain, pls at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (IPhbB)

411 Who thought this was a good idea? "This" being the Newt & Callista show. Talk about stilted and sucking the oxygen out of the room. Newt should have been up there by himself.

Posted by: Fritzworth at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (7svyX)

412 I shook Calisa's hand on a very, very hot summer day last year.  I was welcoming them to a speaking engagement.

Her hand was like an icy claw.

Urgh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (UOM48)

413 Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 07:52 PM (AZGON)



Considering he governed Mass. for free I don't see that happening, unfortunately for me but not my liver.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (/YJYi)

414 One of my greatest honors was being in LA when the Reagan viewing was going on at the Library.  I waiting in a 4 hour line to get on a bus up to the Library.  I was amazed that so many young people were there, bringing their kids.

Later I drove by the makeshift memorial at the base of the hill.  It was covered with person letters, mementos, flowers, and Reagan/Bush memorabilia.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (dX4hn)

415 On the plus side, most people will be tuning in later and get to miss this mess.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (CKLW2)

416 410 Well this is very natural and totally not a bad idea. Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 07:54 PM

Quite spirited, aren't they? Sheesh.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (cTjRR)

417 If you visit the U.S. Capitol, the Reagan statue representing California in the Statuary Hall Collection is located in the Rotunda, with Eisenhower and Ford on each side. Within the base of the statue are pieces of the Berlin Wall, and on the back of the base is a quote from his speech at the 1992 convention: “America’s best days are yet to come. Our proudest moments are yet to be. Our most glorious achievements are just ahead.”

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (yXnZF)

418 Newt and Fembot Gingrich.

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (MMC8r)

419 Newt's going after red meat.  Calista.........why?????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (UOM48)

420 IIRC, Bush in 04 at MSG was the first guy ever to have the separate podium in the middle of the arena. That was a true goosebumps moment.

Unlike that charlatan fraud who needed a football stadium to help contain his ego

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (B/yDO)

421 Newt sounds medicated.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (8MCmv)

422

Good Evening RNC:

 

I'm Neewt Gingrich and I have come here to hit on women when my wife is not looking and lacerate the press.........and my wife is not turning her head away from me.

Posted by: What Newt Really Should Say at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (OWjjx)

423 Jeez Newt, did you get paid for this?? If we throw in some extra scratch, could you act like you care about what you're saying? Thanks, buddy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (BeSEI)

424 I am confused. Why is Alabama playing Michigan in Texas? Has the world turned upside down? NM the last question it must have considering the pin head we have for current President.

Posted by: UncleZeb at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (Nvirt)

425 This is a disaster. Newt would have been so much better on his own. She must have a new book coming out.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (1k4dd)

426

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 07:53 PM (fxHyG)


well, it does look a bit like a lollipop.  maybe he has been into Reince's super secret stash

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (96Kco)

427 Im not diggin the tag team speechifying.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (/az2q)

428 Newt sounds whipped or bound. Poor choice to co-speak. Meh, unleash the real newt!

Posted by: explain, pls at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (IPhbB)

429 340 325 The gay cons too. Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 07:48 PM (6o4Fb) --I respect them a lot as well, but the crap Blacks have to take from the other side is more than what gays get (even if you include the shit gays get from *our* side). The crudity and vulgarity (see, for example, the shit Condi Rice took that was *allowed to be published in newspapers* http://tinyurl.com/8lgukqx).

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (7uUmW)

430 Newt is so much better than this.  Who muzzled him?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (P6QsQ)

431 Her hand was like an icy claw.

Urgh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 07:54 PM (UOM4

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (BAnPT)

432 The Romney and Ryan families.  Compare and contrast to Teh Newt.

So glad he's not the candidate.  Makes a great attack dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (UOM48)

433 She's dynamite after a couple of 'luudes.

Posted by: Newt at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (MMC8r)

434 I want to see a campaign poster on the side of a bus for the PETA anti fur campaign with Newt and Callista together on it naked

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:55 PM (ovpNn)

435

 

Think I'll turn on 'Battleship' and watch that till the good stuff starts.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (5BAYg)

436 402 Mama Winger,

Part of Reagans greatness, and very contrary to his foes appraisal of his min, was the intellectual honesty to analyze consistent failure and alter his principles as needed.  What the media mistook for intellectual shallowness, we knew was merely the aura of the hedgehog who knows one mighty thing versus the fox's many tiny craft things.  America's might is in her mercy, and her strength is in her people not her leaders.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (LRFds)

437 I don't like seeing Newt on a leash

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (zEPqG)

438 Wait....that's not the most appropriate song to play after Newt and Calista.


Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (X6akg)

439 Of the 3 of them, I was most impressed by Calista's hair. It has such presence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (TMB3S)

440 I bet that song reminds Newt of his ex-wife.

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (N/Oz2)

441 Within the base of the statue are pieces of the Berlin Wall, and on the back of the base is a quote from his speech at the 1992 convention: “America’s best days are yet to come. Our proudest moments are yet to be. Our most glorious achievements are just ahead.”

--------



Please God let it be so.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (P6QsQ)

442 Russel Crowe and his band are singing again tonight?  and singing the same damn songs as last night?  you have to be kidding me.

I better see a shit ton of money on the advertising in the next 3 months

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (ovpNn)

443 I was thinking her hair is like a blonde helmet.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (CKLW2)

444

Massachusetts has a "Secretary of Workforce"?  Sounds like the f-ing Soviet Union.

 

 

"Rahm Emanuel"?  Really?  Isn't he the guy who's city is self-destructing under his leadership?

 

 

Fluke?  The pampered law school student who whined about how unfair it was for her to actually pay for her own tawdry affairs - that she had a RIGHT to have others pay - while implicitly suggesting that she needn't even be bothered to do some comparison shopping?

 

 

"Obama Campaign Co-Chair Eva Longoria" - Says it all.

 

 

Anyway, it makes a certain amount of peotic sense that they would have Castro give their keynote.  (heh.)

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (As94z)

445 I heard that the Zac Brown Band is playing at the RNC. Is that true?

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (EhUTA)

446 I didn't know the Captain and Tennille were still working.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (MMC8r)

447 Hey, IT department. You forgot to load Human Facial Expression 4.0 firmware into the Calistabot. Upload that shit STAT!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (X3vSL)

448 425- maybe because of Isaac.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (1k4dd)

449 Those ain't real people...animatronics!

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (6o4Fb)

450 it's my guess you can blame that on Romney's people, not Newt.

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (fxHyG)

451 Anyone watch MSDNC this afternoon?  Larry O'Donnell was batshit crazy as usual.  My husband hasn't watched them, and we watched together during dinner.

He said, "Just pretend you're an uninformed liberal.  Now be quiet and listen to them."

Scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (UOM48)

452 MILLHOUSE!!!''''

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (/az2q)

453 410 Ace,

the last man to unify a broad cross coalition from our side of the aisle that held was Ronald Reagan....sure Reince probably shouldn't have shot Newt with a zoloft dart but Ron always needs a nod.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (LRFds)

454 425) Alabama and Texas are playing at JerryLand for the reason everything in College Football happens: $$$$

Posted by: Shawn at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (/lltO)

455 Hey if Eva Longoria would show us her tits, I might watch.  Sandra F(l)uck?  Not so much.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (oe1aw)

456 440 Of the 3 of them, I was most impressed by Calista's hair. It has such presence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 07:56 PM (TMB3S)


THat hair of hers has more backbone than the GOP.


It change its position even once.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (ovpNn)

457 That was not Newt. Who the hell was that?

Posted by: epic fail at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (IPhbB)

458 Ooooooo, Marco!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (d6TfZ)

459

RNC 2012 brought to you by Bean-O!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (llMC3)

460 ace.. step away from the value rite.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (UljOc)

461 This part is muy bueno.  Fuck you Tingles!

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (cTjRR)

462 To all of us who voted for another candidate in the primaries, particularly Newt:

Can you imagine Callista giving the First Lady keynote Tuesday night?

*makes Sideshow Bob noise after stepping on a rake*

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (B/yDO)

463 Why are they buying into this divide and label Americans?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (05RcU)

464 Reagan loved this country.  Deeply and abundantly. You just can't fake that.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (P6QsQ)

465 "Think I'll turn on 'Battleship' and watch that till the good stuff starts."
In the movie or the convention?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (r4wIV)

466 Take this Hispanic film, pay for it to run it on Telemundo.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (dX4hn)

467

Fatfuck Moore is praying for a Romney victory.  He thinks he'll start making money again....off of evil capitalism.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (oFVWZ)

468 Boy, they are really sucking up to Latinos? Does this mean amnesty? I believe it does.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (w062R)

469 Romney is going to lose. You all are whistling past the graveyard or can't hear because you'r heads are up your asses. Wait and see.

Posted by: Jon at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (8m0r9)

470 Of the 3 of them, I was most impressed by Calista's hair. It has such presence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 07:56 PM (TMB3S)


It got into a fight with Rick Perry's hair at one of the debates. Ricks hair was so flustered it forget to whisper (EPA and Commerce) in his ear. The rest is history.

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (BAnPT)

471

Obama Campaign Co-Chair Eva Longoria" -Says it all.

 

I would have more respect if it was Evan Longoria.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (OWjjx)

472 Reagan loved this country. Deeply and abundantly. You just can't fake that. Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 07:58 PM (P6QsQ) The last 3 1/2 years has proved that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (05RcU)

473 Name that party ...


ALBANY — Sheldon Silver, the New York State Assembly speaker, authorized a secret payment of $103,080 to settle sexual harassment claims against Assemblyman Vito J. Lopez this year, according to records released by the Assembly on Monday night.

Mr. Lopez, 71, was censured by the Assembly on Friday after an internal investigation substantiated sexual harassment allegations brought by two female employees in his office. But The New York Times reported over the weekend that a previous sexual harassment claim was quietly settled by the Assembly earlier this year, in an arrangement that included public money, a confidentiality agreement and mandatory attendance by Mr. Lopez at a sexual harassment workshop.

Posted by: Chuck "the schmuck" Schumer at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (e8kgV)

474 470 - suck it please.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (CKLW2)

475 I heard that the Zac Brown Band is playing at the RNC. Is that true?

Posted by: Big T Party at August 30, 2012 07:57 PM (EhUTA)


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Oh I love them!! 

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (P6QsQ)

476 http://tinyurl.com/9xun5ou "Estimated Prophet", Grateful Dead
http://tinyurl.com/8d4x78h "Who Needs the Peace Corps?", Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
http://tinyurl.com/7c8qa2x "Jonestown", Concrete Blonde
http://tinyurl.com/8tms5tw "House Burning Down", Jimi Hendrix Experience
In case you're not watching our convention, here are some blasts from the past the Dem-commies will use to rouse their zombies.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (1V6Pv)

477 How are you seeing Newt? I'm seeing a film about Bush 91 on the Youtube channel.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (7uUmW)

478

I am confused. Why is Alabama playing Michigan in Texas?

 

I thought you'd never ask.  It's supposed to be the kickoff of the college season for  Texas, or something. Might have something to do with Texas A and M being in the SEC this season.  Or something.

 

Vandy just scored a touchdown. EP after the commercial.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (d0Tfm)

479 Hey if Eva Longoria would show us her tits, I might watch. Sandra F(l)uck? Not so much. Fluke was going to flash her vagina, but as it is publicly financed she needs permission from the Department of the Interior.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (AZGON)

480 Como say what? Puto??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (/az2q)

481 I dunno ace, why wouldn't Romney want a Gingrich "big fundamental" speech within reason?

He's damn good when he gets on a roll, and whats the risk when it ain't even primetime?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (8MCmv)

482 Ace, when Romney wins on Nov. 6, can we puleeesse have a suicide countdown watch for Chrissy, Larry, Rev. Al, Madcow, etc. etc.????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (UOM48)

483 467 Dave in Florida,

Trust me it's coming and it should....

any espanol gifted morons would be doing us all a great turn to translate:

"come my friend, let's work hard and grow together"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (LRFds)

484 425 I am confused. Why is Alabama playing Michigan in Texas? Has the world turned upside down? NM the last question it must have considering the pin head we have for current President.

Posted by: UncleZeb at August 30, 2012 07:55 PM (Nvirt)


Money... Money to pay the mortgage on Jerry World

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (8BaAK)

485 HOTTIE!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (ovpNn)

486 Bill Clinton and Tony Villar to get in a slap fight over Eva Longoria next week

Posted by: The Q at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (B/yDO)

487 You know, I really don't have nearly as much a problem with Hispanic immigration as a lot of other people around here do.  I think some sort of solution to the immigration issue is not only inevitable, but necessary.

Maybe I just think latina women are hot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (/COnL)

488 He speaks very well.

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (CKLW2)

489 The youngest Romney...


Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (LRFds)

490 Why is Donny Osmond speaking in Spanish?

Posted by: not the mama at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (96Kco)

491 Ann and Mitt made some pretty babies, didn't they?

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (e9kQC)

492 Why finally a suit that fits! Que bueno!

Posted by: MiloX at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (0VAul)

493 That Romney son is handsome. The Repubs have the hotties.

Posted by: Yes, I'm shallow at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (YQHqe)

494 Translation: Killl all the white people!

Posted by: Bloody Mary at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (w062R)

495 I would still love the convention if all it was was Clint looking at us in that squint. For 4 days.

Posted by: navybrat at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (SZOLw)

496 Hot Romney son.  Rwarrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (UOM48)

497 C'mon.  English, man.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (3NTjw)

498

WTF - Hispandering for the last 5 minutes solid...really?

 

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (llMC3)

499 Mitt's son is Mexican?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (P6QsQ)

500 Translation: "The hedges are trimmed, Mr. Romney. Would you like me to do the windows?"

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (MMC8r)

501 I love that the Democrats are running on How Great Abortion Is.  Please please keep this and the racism accusations up, libbies.

Because while the majority of Americans are pro-life, a great deal of the rest of the country are like I used to be...while they may not want to make abortion illegal, they will be disgusted by the celebration of it.

So please...go with this theme.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (GrtrJ)

502 I'm going to assume he didn't mispronounce anything.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (dX4hn)

503 For those who dont understand spanish he said:

GOod afternoon I am a romney.  My father is Mitt romney and he eats babies.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (ovpNn)

504 He's going to cry now?

Posted by: Sassy at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (CKLW2)

505 That was like the Torah reading from a Bar-Mitzvah.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (llMC3)

506 >>I would have more respect if it was Evan Longoria.

Amen.

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (jo0fs)

507 My grandparents were immigrants stop for applause.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (MMC8r)

508 Jon, Jon, Jon.  I understand.  We all do. You are not alone. It will be hard at first and for a long time. 8-16 years, with Ryan.  By then, you may have a job and a thinking brain.  You will then understand.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (cTjRR)

509 Just got off the phone with my mom, the former yellow dog Democrat. She was talking about how much she enjoyed Ann Romney's, Condi's, and Ryan's speeches. She was also embarrassed, she said, by how bad the dem convention was going to be. She said "How can they have that Fluke come up and give a speech? In my mind, she's trash, wanting the government to pay for her birth control."

Preference cascade, friends--can you dig it?

Posted by: Palandine at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (g7D8V)

510 My husband just told me that the Hispanic guy that helps us around here (yes, he's legal) hears Craig Romney on the Latin radio stations all the time.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (X6akg)

511 488 jeff B.,

If we cave again we an modulate the inflow, and winnow out the chaff from the wheat...

make sure the border is secure and prevent a bloc having venom in its heart....

if there is any sense they'll be Americans who integrate I'll welcome them.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (LRFds)

512 "You know, I really don't have nearly as much a problem with Hispanic immigration as a lot of other people around here do. "
We all love immigration from any country here. Just not illegal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (r4wIV)

513 NEW THREAD

Posted by: ace at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (fxHyG)

514 Didn't see me on the list?  That's because I plan to be on my knees behind the podium for every speaker.  It's what I do.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (wAQA5)

515 165 After reading the DNC speaker lineup, I concluded that there better not be any "poll watchers" trying to get between me and the R lever on the voting machine! Got to check the carry law at polling places! I have a feeling that we're going to see a lot of intimidation, and perhaps violence, against Republican poll watchers in heavily Democrat areas. The goal of course being to drive them away.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (sdi6R)

516 512 CT,

amen my mom's family was supposed to be six brothers and sisters only two got to come because of illness

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (LRFds)

517 >>GOod afternoon I am a romney. My father is Mitt romney and he eats babies. Wrong. He said "Say hello to my little fren"

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (TMB3S)

518 Holy shit  Romney 's boy speaks Mexican.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (JDIKC)

519 >>>pre-spin from Lawrence O'Donnell: All of Romney's good works and charity (which will be discussed tonight) are only to build his political resume to seize political power.

Ace: Did O'Donnell actually say this?  Or are you clowning on him? Because he's just crazy enough to tried it.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (/COnL)

520

Under those trousers he's wearing a Mormon codpiece. I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Yes, I'm shallow at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (YQHqe)

521 Teh Fred!

Posted by: Lou at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (xp1pq)

522 lot of lip smacking going on

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (ZPrif)

523 That was like the Torah reading from a Bar-Mitzvah. Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 08:02 PM (llMC3) I fucked mine up a bit, but since only a handful of people in the Temple really spoke Hebrew I blew thru the mistake and no one notice but the Rabbi who told me " Good Save" when I was finished

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (05RcU)

524 >>>>>Maybe I just think latina women are hot.

Or maybe you don't live along the border or in the Southwest in general and see the problems of mass illegal immigration.

Many latina women are hot though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (8MCmv)

525 Oh, Fuck... LIVE Bill O.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (zrpqj)

526 Although, I have to say, I'm bummed Priebus isn't going to show up drunk for a record-breaking third night in a row. It's probably bad of me, but I kind of admired that--man obviously didn't give a f*ck and was having a great time.

Posted by: Palandine at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (g7D8V)

527

In the movie or the convention?

 

'Battleship' the movie.

It's a fun movie, imo.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (5BAYg)

528 Sandra Fluke: "I'd abort Craig Romney's baby any day."

Posted by: toma29 at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (N/Oz2)

529 Fred!!!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (dX4hn)

530 502 I love that the Democrats are running on How Great Abortion Is. Please please keep this and the racism accusations up, libbies.

Because while the majority of Americans are pro-life, a great deal of the rest of the country are like I used to be...while they may not want to make abortion illegal, they will be disgusted by the celebration of it.

So please...go with this theme.

Posted by: DangerGirl at August 30, 2012 08:02 PM (GrtrJ)


I am hoping that they have halftime shows each evening with dancers dressed as aborted fetuses and nurses with trashbags chasing them, maybe some carnival games like toss the ring on the fetus and vacum the brains out of the baloon first.  I hope the go all in.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (ovpNn)

531 Teh FRED!!

Posted by: Beto at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (BAnPT)

532 Beckel was talking earlier about how the vast majority of Hispanics beliefs fall in line with republicans but they vote democrat because of immigration.  I'm sorry, but to me that sounds more like a problem with those Hispanics than a problem the republicans have.



I don't agree with everything that republicans say and I don't self identify as a republican but that's who I vote for because the majority (on paper at least) of their views match mine.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (/YJYi)

533 Aww, c'mon guys... I know we are all morons, but good grief.  Would it kill ya to be nice for 5 minutes?

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (UljOc)

534 511 My husband just told me that the Hispanic guy that helps us around here (yes, he's legal) hears Craig Romney on the Latin radio stations all the time.Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 08:02 PM

Kewl.  Hopefully Fast & Furious will be the subject of some Latino PAC ads.  Hey, 300 dead Mexicans is something they should know about.

Posted by: eureka! at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (cTjRR)

535 Ok, will MSNBC go on break to ignore Jeb because a black guy is up there?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (dX4hn)

536 Jon your mother's mouth is calling for your balls.  Just FYI.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (/YJYi)

537

I want to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

 

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (mxnUd)

538 OH FUCK ITS BOOOOOSH

GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (ovpNn)

539 Ace, you forgot to give Anonio Villar props for being the first illegal immigrant, 6 time law bar failure, functional retard to be elected mayor of Los Angeles. Shame on you.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (N/1Dm)

540 Fred Thompson. I cannot forgive you.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (zpqa2)

541 Jeb will give the school choice speech.  He's a good one to do it, he has a lot of credibility down here on education.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (dX4hn)

542 I think I must have turned my channel to telemundo by accident..

Posted by: spypeach at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (fl6jx)

543 weaksauce...he sounded like they held a gun to his head to say it....pussy.

DEFEND YOUR BROTHER FULLY DAMMIT!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (ovpNn)

544 Jeb taking it straight to Obama. Not my favorite guy, but legit shots at the SCOAMF.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (GEICT)

545 No time to read all the comments.  But in case no one hit this

"President of Planned Parenthood Action Fund Cecile Richards (another one... they've got a lot of eggs in this Abortion is Awesome basket)"

I see what you did there.

Posted by: RightWingProf at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (bHgwn)

546 Will we finally here from the Voters?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (mxnUd)

547 For those who dont understand spanish he said:

GOod afternoon I am a romney. My father is Mitt romney and he eats babies. Prepare to die.

Posted by: Fixed by Inigo Montoya at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (3SvjA)

548 can someone tell me what is SCOAMF, So that i can laugh too

Posted by: Pinky at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (A4X3d)

549 Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2012 03:10 PM (GEICT)

550 SCOAMF = Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

You could have googled it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2012 03:11 PM (dX4hn)

551 Thank you BCochran1981, that pretty much sums obummer

Posted by: Pinky at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (A4X3d)

552 Poop magazine just posted a really insightful interview with Mitt.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (+lsX1)

553 You know what would cap the Dem abortionfest perfectly?


Cardinal Dolan deciding "You know what? You grant more respect to a Thugee Death Cult than to my own religion. So I'm out of here."

Posted by: Al at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (MzQOZ)

554 Bring on Rubio

Posted by: Pinky at August 30, 2012 03:17 PM (A4X3d)

555 # 150

Rachel Maddow's face looks like she found a dick in her soup.

She always looks like that. It's similar to Andi Sullivan's , "ZOmG, there's a vagina in my quiche!' face.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2012 03:23 PM (L7hol)

556 Last time out the dems filled the time between the headline speakers with calvacade of loathsome losers  average Americans explaining why they had to wear their dead sisters teeth and how The ONETM was going to save them from the perils of life. This hear its hard to tell the headliners from those average Americans.

Posted by: Scott at August 30, 2012 03:29 PM (HJqZd)

557

"Some pungency here:"

 

 

 

 

 

Picantisimo!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 30, 2012 03:34 PM (LA9qd)

558 I've been twatting at @kenvogel from @politico about DNC speaker Jim Senegal, COSTCO founder and multi-billionaire Obama supporter, asking him if he plans to write about Senegal's multiple fundraising dinners for The Campaigner in Chief here in the Seattle area. Apparently Vogel has a problem with governors meeting with $25k+ donors during RNC2012 but has nary a peep to say about Senegal's $5K/per and $36K/per functions that apparently earned him that speaking spot. So, repeat after me: $244 million dollar man Romney can't relate to the little guy, $2 BILLION dollar man Sinegal will pinch hit for Obama.

Posted by: Hashtag_David at August 30, 2012 05:01 PM (/1ub5)

559 Kay Hagan isn't afraid to come because she isn't running again.

Posted by: Leroy at August 30, 2012 09:17 PM (pLMyD)

560 You mean John Corzine isn't speaking?  Why watch?

Posted by: Bob at August 31, 2012 03:24 AM (ZmdLI)

561 plural!

Posted by: kick over those garbage cans' at August 31, 2012 07:29 PM (D7lJF)

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