February 28, 2014

Speculation, Rumors: Hillary Clinton's Health Is Poorer Than Disclosed
— Ace

Of course we knew this chatter was coming since Hillary's health scare a couple of years ago.

There's not much in this story except for speculations and reports on the rumors. The rumors, of course, speculate that she won't run for president, due to health problems. There are reports in the National Enquirer and Globe, but their reliability is, of course, shaky.*

Asked about her health on Thursday, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill said in an email to The Daily Caller: ”To your question, very caring of you to ask. She’s 100%.”

But the rumors suggesting otherwise date back to the end of 2012, when Clinton’s health made headlines as she finished her term as secretary of state: aides explained then that she developed a stomach virus, hit her head, suffered a concussion and subsequently developed a blood clot in her brain but was being medicated and was expected to recover.

Obviously, I have no idea. Without evidence, I take this to be the normal sort of chatter you hear about every presidential candidate.

* I know people will point out, accurately, that the National Enquirer has nailed some stories (such as John Edwards' love child) that the media would not touch. And of course that's true.

However, the National Enquirer's claim that Hillary has "brain cancer" or an "inoperable brain tumor" date back to 2012, and the story said that details were leaking out. The suggestion, it seems to me, was that the secret wouldn't hold, and general reportage would soon be catching up with the National Enquirer.

But here we are, more than a year later, and the secret, if it exists, still holds. And if she does have a secret, it looks like she's going to be able to keep it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:44 AM | Comments (367)
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1 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: redguy at February 28, 2014 08:45 AM (d8wEw)

2 Is it Lupus!?

Posted by: Geroge Costanza at February 28, 2014 08:46 AM (NXXuh)

3 Why, did she get water on her?

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (Pson9)

4 You crack me up.  You think I actually have a brain.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (tv7DV)

5 Maybe that is not an airship photo in the sidebar....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (l3vZN)

6 Well she looks terrible. That is a chronic condition though.

Posted by: Ohiogal at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (kLgFt)

7 Whatever it is, she does not look healthy.

Posted by: Avogadra at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (Pg8qi)

8 I think the real secret is that she is born of a human and a jackal.

But....If her health is poor, the campaign for the nomination will certainly reveal that.

It's a long slog, even for the anointed one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (QFxY5)

9 She's allergic to cake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:47 AM (0HooB)

10 3 Why, did she get water on her?

Posted by: Sara Lee at February 28, 2014 08:48 AM (7ObY1)

11 That airship? I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:48 AM (ukNFU)

12 The tabloids have been predicting Bubba's imminient death as well.In truth,he does look ill.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 08:48 AM (zqvg6)

13 But she's got lady parts, so poor health, bad job performance, and any other negative factor be damned!

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 28, 2014 08:48 AM (XsKEc)

14 My thoughts on Hillary Clinton are purely selfish. My mom is a freaking PUMA and I've had to hear about her every day for the past 8 years. Whatever option gets my mom to shut up is what I support.

Posted by: Lauren at February 28, 2014 08:48 AM (hFL/3)

15 Herpegonnasyphilaids?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2014 08:49 AM (NXXuh)

16 I only look like that because I am just so heartbroken that the baker refused to make a cake for Huma and me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:49 AM (tv7DV)

17 Yeah, brain tumors tend to be the kind of thing you can't hide for over a year. That said, she looks like crap.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 08:49 AM (ZPrif)

18 The airship is a uniboob Not that I wouldn't hit it or anything.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 28, 2014 08:49 AM (7ObY1)

19 I've never believed she would run. Amassing power to then grant to her personal pick? That's believable. >>she developed a stomach virus, hit her head, suffered a concussion and subsequently developed a blood clot in her brain Who doesn't have that happen? Totes common.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2014 08:49 AM (SUKHu)

20 Stroke me, stroke me

Posted by: Billy Squire at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (zOTsN)

21 You could always vote for her, and substitute a different democrat later, ala Missouri and New Jersey.  Who cares about laws and morality, when there is a democrat to elect?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (sBUAE)

22 Airship article is "low carbon" this and "green" that.So sick of that bullshit scam.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (zqvg6)

23 Biden's leaking this stuff, his guy from SC will play dirty. I love it.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (4JkHl)

24 She's having a Cankle-ectomy.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

25 The only way to off a Clinton is a wooden stake through the heart.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 28, 2014 08:50 AM (Q8vlx)

26 The airship is a uniboob I thought it was JLo there for a minute. And on that note, I gotta start getting ready for my evening gig, which includes a nap. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:51 AM (0HooB)

27

My take on it is this:

 

The left doesn't want HRC in the race.

 

Otherwise, there is no fucking way an article with a headline:  "Is HRC too old to run" escapes from the leftist propaganda machine otherwise known as the National Journal.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 28, 2014 08:51 AM (tVTLU)

28 She's certainly not the smoking hot temptress she was back in '08.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 28, 2014 08:51 AM (+lsX1)

29 Call me prophet. This news is EXACTLY why they are trying to make things look inevitable. I don't believe she can do a 2008 again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2014 08:51 AM (6bMel)

30 Oh bull.

And it doesn't matter. Liberals will prop themselves up in a chair with their last, dying ounce of strength to get elected. Look at FDR, their hero.

The Clinton's are snake in the grass, dyed in the wool political denizens. They would steal a puppies toy and dance on kittens in heels to get elected.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 08:51 AM (GGCsk)

31 She’s 100%

Uh, no.  That one's right out.  Look at any recent photo of her.  Even if every one of the rumors on her health are false, she's 80% tops.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (P7Wsr)

32 This does have the convenient effect of making any later campaign talk about her health "old news".

Posted by: f2000 at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (FcMtg)

33 Cory Booker.  

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (sBUAE)

34 All poor little Hillary wants before she dies from her inoperable brain tumor is to be the first two-term President of the United States. Is it too much to ask to make this dream come true?? Please 'like' this on Facebook to show your support!

Posted by: Just A Normal Person Like You On Facebook at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (DLu2s)

35 The only way to off a Clinton is a wooden stake through the heart.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 28, 2014 01:50 PM (Q8vlx)


Close, but it's not a stake.  It is "wood"-related, though.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (tv7DV)

36 President-for-Life candidate Diana Moon Glampers is making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who to slice and dice. So shut your pie holes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (HsTG8)

37 She's doing the stroke Concussions? Nah Those funny glasses, the balance issues She had a stroke prolly. And pretty ironic that Biden is leaking this

Posted by: Billy Squire at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (zOTsN)

38 Regarding the brain tumor though, my Aunt had brain cancer for 10 years. It wasn't until the last 2 years or so before her death that it was really, really noticeable. She eventually was having so many seizures that they had to sever the hemispheres of her brain, but up until that point she was fairly functional.

Posted by: Lauren at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (hFL/3)

39 This just sets us up to be soooo relieved and grateful when she gets a clean bill of health right before Iowa.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at February 28, 2014 08:52 AM (aA2hG)

40 she developed a stomach virus, hit her head, suffered a concussion and subsequently developed a blood clot in her brain I told her she 'better put some ice on that'.

Posted by: Bill Cliton [/i] at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (CnA98)

41 Yep, Hillary Clinton, who single-handedly tried to install single payer healthcare in the 90s .... is now not liberal enough for the activist base of the Democrats.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (ZPrif)

42 Stop talking about me!  Right wing conspiracy!

Posted by: Tumor in Hillary's Brain at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (yhJhK)

43 Hillary's health problems only manifest themselves when she's being called to testify. "How dare you suggest her health problems aren't real! She's far too sick to testify, you heartless bastards!" "Why no, she's in perfect health, why are you asking?"

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (xSegX)

44 Biden's leaking this stuff I thought Hillary was the one who was sick?

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (NXXuh)

45 >>she developed a stomach virus, hit her head, suffered a concussion and subsequently developed a blood clot in her brain Apropos nothing, did Tami survive the barrel?

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2014 08:53 AM (SUKHu)

46 All I know is she's not into cigars. At least she wasn't 30 years ago.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:54 AM (Aif/5)

47 She's a drunk.

Posted by: --- at February 28, 2014 08:54 AM (jix4J)

48 This is to slow down the early money flowing her way. Some Dim, I bet Biden! wants some of that sweet cash.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 08:54 AM (4JkHl)

49 Just for the record, I have nothing to do with spreading these rumors about Hillary's health. Nothing whatsoever to do with pointing out that Hillary is aging rapidly. Nope, the rumors of Hillary's brain cancer have nothing to do with me. I refuse to participate in denigrating my opponent's old age and increasingly decrepit health. Nope, not me.

Posted by: Fauxcaahantas at February 28, 2014 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

50 Nobody's mentioned alcoholism yet?  Or depression?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 28, 2014 08:54 AM (qvahQ)

51 45 Consider yourself lucky if your stay in the barrel gets you ONLY a stomach virus.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (zqvg6)

52 Just prop her up, tie some strings to her limbs and put a hand up her ass to work the mouth. The media can take shifts.

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (uZ6Ul)

53

.In truth,he does look ill.

 

Yeah, I saw Bill on TV the other day.  I know he lost a lot of weight since going vegan, but he seemed to have mild tremors. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (A0sHn)

54 28 She's certainly not the smoking hot temptress she was back in '08. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 28, 2014 01:51 PM (+lsX1) It's lung disease from all the carpet fibers she's inhaled. Or cancer from her oral exertions, per Michael Douglas's expert diagnoses of his own travails.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (HsTG8)

55 Biden has a history of stroke I think she has been having little strokes

Posted by: Billy Squire at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (zOTsN)

56 All poor little Hillary wants before she dies from her inoperable brain tumor is to be the first female two-term President of the United States. Is it too much to ask to make this dream come true?? Please 'like' this on Facebook to show your support!

Posted by: Just A Normal Person Like You On Facebook Who Can't Type For Crap at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (DLu2s)

57 Just setting up the inevitable "look at how fantastic she looks!  Just imagine the strength she has shown, coming back from near death to become such a strong vibrant person again!  And if she can do it for herself, she knows how to do it for the country!" story.

Posted by: wiserbud at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (DOOp+)

58 Apropos nothing, did Tami survive the barrel?

I saw something about Velcro and a squid. 

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (P7Wsr)

59 No, I see hardy pioneer stock in that woman. Sturdy as an old oak tree, built on a solid foundation, with a certain broad based appeal. This will soon become widely accepted. Just wait until you hear her stump speech.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (g4TxM)

60 At least we know her tongue is healthy from all that exercise Enjoy your lunches

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (VIo0S)

61 A brain tumor can cause personality disorders.

Look up the Texas Clocktower killer.

Should she have her finger on the big nuke button?

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (c6N69)

62 She ain't, (in no ways), tahred.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (lq3Ak)

63 I've known a few people with brain tumors. But my sample-size were all fast-acting ones. None made it past a year, and only one made it more than 6 months from diagnosis. But, yeah, there are slower growing ones.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 08:55 AM (ZPrif)

64 Being a Clinton, I would speculate that any "condition" is a ploy to enhance her election chances. Not only the first woman president, but the first cancer survivor. Or tumor survivor. Or sunburn survivor. Some such shit. I can't even conceive of her having some actual serious ailment.

Posted by: jwest at February 28, 2014 08:56 AM (u2a4R)

65 jwest: If they are hiding it, it's serious.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 08:56 AM (c6N69)

66 If she could survive the Bosnian snipers, she could survive a wee tumor.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 08:56 AM (4JkHl)

67 Yeah, I heard.  She's got that disease that's kind of like the disease that miners get.  Her disease has a slightly different name - black heart disease.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 08:56 AM (BZAd3)

68 I think she has been having little strokes Posted by: Billy Squire at February 28, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN) *** You may be confusing her with Bill. **ba-da-boom**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (g4TxM)

69 Hmmm, with the Clintons you have to go for the most manipulative, cynical explanation your can come up with. With Lady MacBeth of Little Rock I'm going with "Looks terrible now, having some operation to get it out of the way before the campaign." I don't know what would make her look so haggard; maybe Huma got a dose of the clap from Ole Tony.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (RD7QR)

70 Look up, the Texas Clocktower killer.

*ducks


/I may have added a comma

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (P7Wsr)

71 Biden's leaking this stuff The heartbreak of pus gut...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (HsTG8)

72 On the bright side, this will clear the way way for Biden to lead us to Utopia!

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (uZ6Ul)

73

Apropos nothing, did Tami survive the barrel?

 

She's enjoying a cigarette.

Posted by: Hentai Squid at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (A0sHn)

74 I hope the Dems do run Biden.  I look forward to a four year re-enactment of Basil Fawlty and the Germans. It's the perfect end to a collapsing economy.

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (Pson9)

75 1990's era Bill Clinton could never get the Dem nomination today. Too white, too right-wing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 08:57 AM (ZPrif)

76 Knowing the type of people the Clintons are I can't help but wonder if this is just being floated as a convenient out in the wake of possible damaging information finally being released from the Clinton library. http://tinyurl.com/m2xzdf6

Posted by: Foul Harold at February 28, 2014 08:58 AM (FGvan)

77 You'd look bad too if you had to go save that squad of Army Rangers from a Serbian sniper you fucking haters. Now where'd I put that bottle of gin.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 28, 2014 08:58 AM (Aif/5)

78 It's not brain cancer. it's moral cancer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2014 08:58 AM (z3zAm)

79 Biden has a history of stroke

Posted by: Billy Squire at February 28, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN)


And terminal stupidity.  The poor man.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 08:58 AM (BZAd3)

80 I look forward to a four year re-enactment of Basil Fawlty and the Germans.

Ees dee-fee-cult.

Posted by: Bad Accent Hillary![/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (P7Wsr)

81 65 jwest: If they are hiding it, it's serious. If they actually were hiding something, we never would get wind of it. The Clinton orbit is airtight. No leaks. Ever. Whatever we hear is what she wants us to hear.

Posted by: jwest at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (u2a4R)

82 I have the "honor" of sharing a home town with this bitch, Park Ridge, IL. Shrine to her at my High School and all. Yay me.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (ojnk6)

83 She got that disease Michael Douglas has, and got it the same way.

Posted by: --- at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (nDwrM)

84 Billy Squire:

Micro-strokes have not effected Biden's electability. He's almost at the Alzheimer's stage, yet he keeps going.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (c6N69)

85 Believe me, I'm gonna do everything in my power to prevent that nag from returning home.

Posted by: Satan at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (Q6pxP)

86 What's that thing, where you don't know what you're doing and you wonder about things that you can't see prove? Oh! Paranoid Ignorance. She'll Be Fine.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (lq3Ak)

87 The thing I wonder about is the Fresnel prism glasses she wore during testimony. They are to correct double vision. Her alleged concussion supposedly happened a while before that so I wonder if that is really why she wore them. Some strokes are another reason she could have been.

Posted by: SamIam at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (Lh8u2)

88 >> Being a Clinton, I would speculate that any "condition" is a ploy to enhance her election chances.

Not only the first woman president, but the first cancer survivor. Or tumor survivor. Or sunburn survivor. Some such shit. <<

Or Benghazi survivor. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (GGCsk)

89 She has an inoperable husband.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2014 08:59 AM (YgTB4)

90
I thought witches were immortal.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:00 AM (BZAd3)

91 Whatever we hear is what she wants us to hear.

Only if she managed to hide it from all of Biden's people, and all of Obama's people, and all of Valerie Jarrett's people.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:00 AM (P7Wsr)

92 I heard it was a stroke also. No secret doctor info, just read it a few places. Remember Fred ran (poorly) even though he had undisclosed Multiple Myeloma.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 28, 2014 09:00 AM (wAmz2)

93 It's carpet licker disease isn't it...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:00 AM (GGCsk)

94 Biden has had strokes too. And I think his son just had one Stroke common side affects are seizure, incontinence, and dementia

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:00 AM (zOTsN)

95 jwest: Rumor has it that Biden is doing the leaking.

No matter how ruthless the Clintons are, they are not going to get away with stretching Biden out under a cannon in a DC park.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 09:01 AM (c6N69)

96
In any event Hillary has had memory problems for decades.

We better not take the chance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2014 09:01 AM (gorVZ)

97 82. I share my bday with her

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 09:01 AM (VIo0S)

98 You think the Chicago machine is going to let the Clinton machine return to power?  This rumor is a warning.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (Q6pxP)

99 Welp, now more terrified of Hillary's possible VP pick then the cult that supports her. 

Truman was no conservative, but can someone make a movie about how America dodged a bullet when he was swapped in for VP?  (Or were the differences between Truman and Wallace exaggerated?)

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (qiXMt)

100 Hell, Biden pees himself when they say "pudding" around The White House.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (lq3Ak)

101 I thought witches were immortal.

Drop a house on her!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (P7Wsr)

102 LoneStarHeeb:

Only if they don't get wet. Or can't avoid having a house drop on them.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (c6N69)

103 I don't think she'll run, but if she does, she'll kill off Bill a few days before the election. Then she'll have Chelsea doing a First Lady-like role, to groom her for her eventual coronation.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (SUKHu)

104 Or Benghazi survivor. Oh, wait...

I wanted to run for President once.

Posted by: Amb. Chris Stevens at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (DOOp+)

105 The Brit Blimp thing: You Make The Call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIxwM7GVik

 

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (xq1UY)

106 97 Sorry to hear, NCJ.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (ojnk6)

107 Well, we've already got an incompetent as president and a mental deficient as vice president. So either way- there's precedent.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:02 AM (GGCsk)

108 60 At least we know her tongue is healthy from all that exercise

Enjoy your lunches

***

There's good gay, bad gay.....and now there's Cthulhu gay.

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (Pson9)

109 ...ugh. I've got nuthin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (lq3Ak)

110 Get ready for John Kerry vs. Jeb Bush...

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (n/ogz)

111 Her alleged health issues haven't appeared to stop her from roaming the country giving speeches at $250,000 a pop.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (SY2Kh)

112
I suppose being married to a felon could be stressful.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (BZAd3)

113 All I know is she's not into cigars.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton


In Rahssia ...

Also, < YOINK >

Posted by: Pooty Poot [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (uctT+)

114 I share my bday with her I share my bidet with her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (NXXuh)

115 82 I have the "honor" of sharing a home town with this bitch, Park Ridge, IL. Shrine to her at my High School and all. Yay me..... That makes me feel slightly better about sharing a hometown with John Wayne Bobbit and Timothy McVeigh.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (7ObY1)

116
She also walks around with a bloviating penis named Bill that seems medically unremovable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2014 09:03 AM (gorVZ)

117 Hell, Biden pees himself when they say "pudding" around The White House.

Or other times.

Posted by: Biden's Swab Boy[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (P7Wsr)

118 The Clinton orbit is not airtight. Hence, the story. Let's try to avoid making the Ewings of Little Rock ten feet tall.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (6bMel)

119 I share my bday with her

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 02:01 PM (VIo0S)


Just think of her jumping out of a cake for you on your next birthday!




Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (GQ8sn)

120 John Kerry won't get anything. The left hates him for losing what they see as a very winnable 2004.

Posted by: AMDG at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (t7OO0)

121 If she doesn't run, there's always Trojan commercials for her and Bill. You know, to rehabilitate their images for the biographies.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (GGCsk)

122 Is Anthony Weiner is having Huma tested?

Posted by: AE at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (sSKe8)

123 "Only if she managed to hide it from all of Biden's people, and all of Obama's people, and all of Valerie Jarrett's people." Biden's people wear red rubber noses and ride in a clown car. Obama and Jarrett's people are better, but this is Clinton we're talking about. People end up in national parks with bullets in their head before anything is disclosed about a Clinton.

Posted by: jwest at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (u2a4R)

124 110 Get ready for John Kerry vs. Jeb Bush...

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at February 28, 2014 02:03 PM (n/ogz)


In that case, I already know what I'll be doing on election day...


fishing.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (BZAd3)

125 Daily Poll Question: Would a mentally ill President H. Clinton be more or less harmful to America?

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (uZ6Ul)

126 Seriously, she looks like she could be taking prednisone. Can be nasty stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 09:04 AM (YEQ2h)

127 Are you ready for Chelsea???

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (zOTsN)

128 Hollowpoint: At $250,000 a speech, I'll have the nurses push my deathbed to the podiums, and groan into the mikes.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (c6N69)

129 33 Cory Booker.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2014 01:52 PM (sBUAE)


Yeah, they know that game plan wins. Maybe put Hillary! on as Veep just to keep with the "Mean, mentally deficient pervert" theme.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (RD7QR)

130 119 In a string bikini.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (zqvg6)

131 She's a decaying drunk

Posted by: Foster Brooks at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (Q6pxP)

132 115 So it should. At least they paid for their crimes.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (ojnk6)

133 106. Could be worse I almost went to high school with moochelle, LPA I would have been in her class

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (VIo0S)

134 Don't cry for me America.

Posted by: Hill at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (dJt67)

135

Good luck keeping that secret when ValJar and Obi-Crash-the-Economy don't need your husband anymore.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (fwARV)

136 The National Enquirer is more reliable than most other outlets because of the Carol Burnett verdict back in, what, 1980? Something like that. After that, the National Enquirer is at least careful to have dual complete bullshit sources for its story.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 28, 2014 09:05 AM (VtjlW)

137 I think she (it) has "hag-a-tosis"

Posted by: Killerdog at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (RfVfI)

138

Well, we'll truly see for sure around summer 2015.  But otherwise - sweet, sweet speculation - the nourishment of smart military blogs and low-rent cable networks everywhere!

 

OT:  I wonder if every other Democrat senator is wondering if Harry Reid actually wants to lose his senate majority?  The ads - with sick person telling of trouble and fading to Reid calling everyone else a liar and then fading to Obama's 'keep your plan and doctor' - well, those  ads  would be so easy a caveman could do it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Clean Up You Caucus! Rumor Soap with Lathering Phosphates at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (hLRSq)

139 >>111 Her alleged health issues haven't appeared to stop her from roaming the country giving speeches at $250,000 a pop.<<

This^.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (GGCsk)

140 It's Cushing's.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (t8ySh)

141 I have Deval Patrick waiting in the wings.

Posted by: David Axlerod at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (Q6pxP)

142 steevy, #22: "Airship article is 'low carbon' this and 'green' that.So sick of that bullshit scam." Yeah, that article is frustrating. - They go on about how huge it is. Well of course - it has to be, and most of that is a great big empty compartment full of a light gas. - For all the "70% more environmentally friendly" crap, helium isn't exactly a renewable resource. Gosh, it's almost as if they parrot the hype and can't or won't think critically.

Posted by: JPS at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (dCr+A)

143 119 I share my bday with her



Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 02:01 PM (VIo0S)
Just think of her jumping out of a cake for you on your next birthday!
***

"Surprise! 'Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 09:06 AM (Pson9)

144 She may not be physically sick, but she has a moral sickness that can't be hidden.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:07 AM (mizYg)

145 They say she looks like shit but yeah, you reach an age where you just fall apart and she has reached that age. I believe she had a stroke. And the fact that she still wears those glasses tells me it was more serious than they are letting on.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 09:07 AM (6Nj7A)

146 Or, it could be the effect of drinking blood from lead goblets.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 09:07 AM (YEQ2h)

147 Too much Cushing for the pushing.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 28, 2014 09:07 AM (NXXuh)

148 45 >>she developed a stomach virus, hit her head, suffered a concussion and subsequently developed a blood clot in her brain Apropos nothing, did Tami survive the barrel? Posted by: Mama AJ at February 28, 2014 01:53 PM (SUKHu) WHAT MAKE DOES DIFFERENCE IT!?!! Oh sorry....don't know where that came from. When's happy hour in the barrel?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:07 AM (bCEmE)

149 She didn't fall and get a concussion. She had a stroke and fell

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

150 126 Seriously, she looks like she could be taking prednisone. Can be nasty stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 02:04 PM (YEQ2h)


Wiki (yeah, I know) says that can suppress the autoimmune system, so that would explain a lot.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:08 AM (RD7QR)

151 I suspect Ancient Aliens.  She looks about 9,000.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at February 28, 2014 09:08 AM (Q6pxP)

152 148 24/7/365.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:08 AM (ojnk6)

153 "The National Enquirer is more reliable than most other outlets because of the Carol Burnett verdict back in, what, 1980? Something like that. After that, the National Enquirer is at least careful to have dual complete bullshit sources for its story." Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Can we accept that? We Can! $2,000 to AtC...

Posted by: Trebek at February 28, 2014 09:08 AM (lq3Ak)

154 "64 Being a Clinton, I would speculate that any "condition" is a ploy to enhance her election chances.

Not only the first woman president, but the first cancer survivor. Or tumor survivor. Or sunburn survivor. Some such shit.

I can't even conceive of her having some actual serious ailment.

Posted by: jwest at February 28, 2014 01:56 PM (u2a4R)"



That is an interesting take.  Kind of like when Andy Kaufman got cancer even his own family wouldn't believe him.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (PD6iL)

155 Looks like I will have to haul this Web site out of mothballs, which I made in 2008 as she was cruising to a primary victory over Obama: http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/ The Really Truly Hillary Gallery The Ultimate Online Archive of Unflattering Hillary Clinton Photos She may not be "ill" in these photos, but she's definitely "illin'".

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (mizYg)

156 There's good gay, bad gay.....and now there's Cthulhu gay.

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 02:03 PM (Pson9)

 

Yeah, we've had that for a while.

Posted by: Japanese animated porn at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (LI48c)

157 Are you ready for Chelsea???

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 02:05 PM (zOTsN)



Time for her to show that she's a true member of the Clintoon crime family by dropping stories to her NBC buds about Ashley Biden's blow problem (both kinds).  Otherwise she's the spawn of Webb Hubbell or Shakes Reno.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (qvahQ)

158 Isn't the Enquirer owned by a friend of the Clintons?  I recall that being a thing when they knocked Edwards out.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (B/VB5)

159 Sometimes I truly question her mental competency and wonder whether this isn't some kind of false flag op.

Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate? There just seems to be a lot of growing emphasis on the whole "she's a woman and anyone who would challenge her is some kind of secret misogynist or minority hater".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:09 AM (GGCsk)

160 That poor Brit bobsled team member.  She'll be remembered for that forever.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:10 AM (P7Wsr)

161

On atheists at CPAC, I just read the Allahpundit piece and he again repeats the same bullshit lies that Cooke wrote down, re his citations to Jefferson, Bacon, Cicero and Locke.

 

It is very disturbing when we take this shit way out of context to try and prove the point.  What the hell is he doing?  False but accurate?

Posted by: prescient11 at February 28, 2014 09:10 AM (tVTLU)

162

I share my bday with her

 

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 02:01 PM (VIo0S)

 

I read that as "I share my body with her."  You're the worst.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 09:10 AM (fwARV)

163 One thing to bear in mind is that it's virtually impossible for politicians to win libel suits in the U.S. - harder than it would be for "ordinary" celebrities like Carol Burnett.

My hunch?  I think the Enquirer is accurately reporting what its sources are saying... but that the sources are feeding the paper disinformation straight from Hillary.

I have a feeling she's already determined that she won't run, because she's determined that she can't win.  And "health problems" is a face-saving way to take herself out of the candidate pool.

Posted by: suedenim at February 28, 2014 09:10 AM (6T8Ay)

164 They want Michelle.

The Dems, for all their supposed love of democracy, loves them some dynastic House and Senate seats.

So why not the Prezzy too?

Why they could switch off or something. Their could be an angry Black Democrat in the WH for YEARS!!!!!

*I just scared myself*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 28, 2014 09:11 AM (LSDdO)

165 Once she and Keith Richards see their hematologist she'll be fine.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 28, 2014 09:11 AM (57HyV)

166 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate? You mean JEB Bush?

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:11 AM (zOTsN)

167 That picture on the sidebar, of the worlds largest aircraft? That's actually Hillary bending over, isn't it?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (0IhFx)

168 Noooo! Cthulhu isn't gay. He's got his beautiful woman that he totes/dotes.

Posted by: Trebek at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (lq3Ak)

169 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate?

Three possibilities:
1.  Shrieking
2.  Bidenesque face making
3.  Obamaesque boring rambling non-answers

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (P7Wsr)

170 162 I share my bday with her Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 02:01 PM (VIo0S) I read that as "I share my body with her." You're the worst. Posted by: Washington Nearsider Even more horrifying, I thought you had simply misspelled "I share my bidet with her."

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (mizYg)

171 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate? You mean JEB Bush? Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 02:11 PM (zOTsN) That's it. I really need to start drinking at work.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (VtjlW)

172 Soon!

Posted by: Satan at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (Kkt/i)

173 166 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate? You mean JEB Bush? Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 02:11 PM (zOTsN) Nah, Juan McCain - rested and ready!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 09:12 AM (YEQ2h)

174 *silly sock*

Posted by: Slapweael at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (lq3Ak)

175 http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

I looked through the whole thing.

And now I feel ill. Anyone have any Blake Lively pics I haven't seen yet?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (t8ySh)

176 <<162 I share my bday with her>>

Poor bastard.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (GGCsk)

177 2 pm opening news stories ---------- FoxNews Hillary - Clinton library Obamacare problems Ukraine CNN Hillary - Clinton library Kennedy Acquitted of DWI! A Kennedy! Seth Rogan! Floods! Ukraine MSNBC Ukraine Gun control now! Brady law 20th anniv More Guns Control advocacy tips How to stop guns! How to pressure Starbucks on guns! Is jury system racist against blacks? Yay Gays!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

178 Sorry, the presidency wasn't in our contract. You got Bill, he got to be president, and Chelsea turned out normal-ish.

And I don't care how many cheap lawyers you know. Most of them end up working for me, anyway.

Speaking of cheap lawyers, Saul Alinsky says 'hello!'

See you soon!


Posted by: Satan at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (DLu2s)

179 I have a feeling she's already determined that she won't run, because she's determined that she can't win. And "health problems" is a face-saving way to take herself out of the candidate pool. A Clinton turning their back on a chance at power would be like Chris Christie turning his back at a plate of donuts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (SY2Kh)

180 169 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate?
***

On those piano legs of hers?

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 09:13 AM (Pson9)

181 162. I read that as "I share my body with her." You're the worst. ****looks in pants**** Nope, wrong equipment

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (D90Db)

182 She's Bill in drag. PRESIDENT DOUBTFIRE

Posted by: --- at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (MMC8r)

183 >>You mean JEB Bush?
Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 02:11 PM (zOTsN) <<

That would be like a recipe exchange. After all, they share so much in common.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (GGCsk)

184 I read that as "I share my body with her." You're the worst.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 02:10 PM (fwARV)

 

Thank God for the circuit breakers I had installed.  They tripped when my visual cortex went into immagination mode and saved the rest of the brain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Clean Up You Caucus! Rumor Soap with Lathering Phosphates at the Outrage Outlet! at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (hLRSq)

185 Hillary! Has hairy tongue disease... //Humr Wienah

Posted by: sven10077 at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (TE35l)

186 Well, there's either something wrong with her brain or she is a fall down drunk.  He look is ofter hungover and puffy so I would go with the latter.

Posted by: eureka! at February 28, 2014 09:14 AM (xiXna)

187 Maybe she accidentally took an Ambien.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:15 AM (zOTsN)

188 "111 Her alleged health issues haven't appeared to stop her from roaming the country giving speeches at $250,000 a pop.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 02:03 PM (SY2Kh)"



That does not really say much about her mental acuity.  For that kind of money you can hire plenty of flunkies to cart her around and prop her up in front of a microphone.



Do you remember Groucho Marx in the last year before he died? 

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 09:15 AM (PD6iL)

189 Something smells fishy, it is a false flag operation

Posted by: Alex Jones at February 28, 2014 09:15 AM (Q6pxP)

190 Never ever forget that while Barack Obama and Michelle Robinson are implementing the Saul Alinsky strategy as we speak, it was HILLARY CLINTON who actually WROTE HER MASTER'S THESIS on Saul Alinsky -- praising him for his genius, naturally.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:15 AM (mizYg)

191 PRESIDENT DOUBTFIRE

And if something goes really wrong with her health, there's always...

WEEKENDFOUR YEARS AT HILLARY'S

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 09:15 AM (B/VB5)

192 How can you be aquitted of DWI when you were ,in fact,intoxicated while driving?They don't usually accept "by mistake" as a reason.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (zqvg6)

193 155 She may not be "ill" in these photos, but she's definitely "illin'".
Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 02:09 PM (mizYg)

She may be illin but she's in it for the chillin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (YgTB4)

194 MSNBC Ukraine Gun control now! Brady law 20th anniv More Guns Control advocacy tips How to stop guns! How to pressure Starbucks on guns! Is jury system racist against blacks? Yay Gays! What, no: Chris Christie-he's a bad, bad man? They're slipping.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (7ObY1)

195

I lend little credence to the rumors even though the National Enquirer is more credible than most other news sources. And even if the rumors are true and she's seriously ill, Hillary Clinton would scale the gates of Hell and rise mouldering and worm-eaten from the grave to attain the presidency. I don't think she would allow failing health, no matter how bad, to keep her from her heart's desire.

 

So yeah, we're facing off against Hillary Clinton in 2016. Here's hoping she suffers an episode of some sort and starts speaking in her special 'black voice' all of the time. The country could use a little comedy.

Posted by: troyriser at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (V9ol4)

196 187 Maybe she accidentally took an Ambien. Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 02:15 PM (zOTsN) Before driving to work. But, she is a Kennedy.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (YEQ2h)

197

>>>>They want Michelle.

 

 

Hmmm....

 

They want Michelle.

They'll take Hillary

They'll get _____________

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at February 28, 2014 09:16 AM (3ZtZW)

198 What this country needs is more political dynasties.



So we can differentiate ourselves for hereditary monarchies.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (BZAd3)

199 The plan is just to get mom in office before she croaks, then I take over.

Posted by: Chelsea-tanned, fit and ready at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

200 She's Bill in drag.

Worse. 

She's the rabid ideologue.  He was more pragmatic. 
She's the rote politician.  He was able to improvise.
She's the one who attacked opponents relentlessly.  He was willing to schmooze them.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (P7Wsr)

201 197. You're trying to get us banned?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (D90Db)

202 166 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate? She could have stroke on stage and babble incoherently with interspersed racial slurs, and the media would call it a draw.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (4JkHl)

203 197 ...Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (ojnk6)

204 197 Cory Booker?

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 09:17 AM (zqvg6)

205 They want Michelle.
They'll take Hillary
They'll get _____________

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at February 28, 2014 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)


How!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (RD7QR)

206 Maybe Hillary was under the influence of Ambien on the night of Benghazi and that's why she doesn't remember anything!

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (zOTsN)

207 Mylie Cyrus 2016!

Why even act like you care anymore?

Posted by: End The Twerking Gap! at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (DLu2s)

208 They'll get _____________

Anyone looking for an authentic Cherokee crab recipe?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (t8ySh)

209 Saw a link the other day for "the hot and sexy young Hillary your eyes won't believe!". I've seen young Hillary pocs and "sexy" is not a word anyone would use, so I had to click it (I also slow for car accidents).

It was a young Hillary in a swimsuit on the beach.  Well, I assume it's her...they put an extremely dark shadow on her face and a very dark shadow on her body.  Could also have been a still from the 1970s Bigfoot film.

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (uZ6Ul)

210 She could have stroke on stage and babble incoherently with interspersed racial slurs, and the media would call it a draw. I got her covered.

Posted by: Candyass Crowley at February 28, 2014 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

211 That does not really say much about her mental acuity. For that kind of money you can hire plenty of flunkies to cart her around and prop her up in front of a microphone. That would also apply to a presidential campaign though. And realistically, the Clintons don't need the money. For Hillary $250,000 barely covers a night out with the girls.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (SY2Kh)

212 203 197 ...Elizabeth Warren. ====== I was going to say Gabby Giffords. I denounce myself .

Posted by: grammie winger at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (oMKp3)

213 "...praising him [Saul Alinsky] for his genius, naturally.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 02:15 PM (mizYg)

 

I've read two of Alinsky's books, saw a clip of him debating Bill Buckley. Credit where it's due, Alinsky was a genius. I'm just sorry he wasn't our genius.

Posted by: troyriser at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (V9ol4)

214 202 Jean, A DRAW? Haha ask Paul Ryan about the media letting Enzyte Guy Biden play Rain Man....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (TE35l)

215 204 197 Cory Booker? Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2014 02:17 PM (zqvg6) Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (YEQ2h)

216 Cory Booker is gonna be the Dem candidate.  There is no way in hell the DNC is giving up the race card, even for Hillary.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (B/VB5)

217 "Poorer" Ace?

How about "worse"?

I'm just messing with you. Don't go all Jason the Blogger on me.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (GGCsk)

218 Shoot, this harpy has been suffering from Franklinitis for years now. Major symptoms: Development of an eerie resemblance to Ben Franklin. Onset of a voracious appetite for nubile young women, much like Ben Franklin. Consumption of major amounts of alcohol, general goutiness and irritability. Y'all can read about it in Poor Richard's Almanac. I ain't lyin.

Posted by: That old guy settin' by the hardware...whittlin'. at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (QLbhS)

219 one of those sniper bullets is pressing on her spine...

oh wait: there weren't any snipers and she has no spine.  must be all the evil she's built up inside... ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (q+fqH)

220 Kirsten Gillibrand?

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)

221 Hillary's ill? Seems like only yesterday she insisted "Ah ain't no ways taaard!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2014 09:19 AM (aq/zi)

222 I like Hillary when she's drinking. She looked sorta cute when she was doing boilermakers in that bar.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (6Nj7A)

223 It was a young Hillary in a swimsuit on the beach. Well, I assume it's her...they put an extremely dark shadow on her face and a very dark shadow on her body. Could also have been a still from the 1970s Bigfoot film.

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 02:18 PM (uZ6Ul)


Eh, she probably did the Bigfoot movie to pay her way through law school.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (RD7QR)

224

I love the conservatism is on the decline line.  It's the number one political identifier, twice as much as liberal.

 

It's more than doubled since when Reagan first came to office.  Yeah, it's not that conservatism is on the decline.

 

It's that big govt RINO corrupt fucks are on the decline.  And the base is about done.  I wish Romney could have won...  For what??  Just what in the fuck would that have gotten us...

 

Sigh.  And I worked and voted for him.  And Senor Ryan as well.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (tVTLU)

225 188 "111
Her alleged health issues haven't appeared to stop her from roaming the country giving speeches at $250,000 a pop.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 02:03 PM (SY2Kh)"

That does not really say much about her mental acuity. For that kind of money you can hire plenty of flunkies to cart her around and prop her up in front of a microphone.

Do you remember Groucho Marx in the last year before he died?
***

How do you think Sarah Brady paid the bills all those years?  Seen Gabby Giffords lately?  The Left doesn't care as long as the money flows. 

Posted by: B at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (Pson9)

226 "Are you ready for Chelsea???" Not lately.

Posted by: Bob Smirnov at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (QLbhS)

227 Stupid redneck chillbilly Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers FLASHBACK: Sarah Palin Mocked For Saying Russia Could Invade Ukraine… http://shar.es/FDhc3 via @WeaselZippers

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (ZPrif)

228 213 TroyRiser, He wasn't a genius so much as a 'tard whisperer.... FreeShit sells itself.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (TE35l)

229 Something smells fishy, it is a false flag operation

 

Posted by: Alex Jones at February 28, 2014 02:15 PM (Q6pxP)

 

Nope.  Hillary's just wearing a skirt.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 09:20 AM (fwARV)

230

>>>>oh wait: there weren't any snipers and she has no spine. must be all the evil she's built up inside... ;-)

 

Like that Cloud guy in Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at February 28, 2014 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)

231 220 Kirsten Gillibrand? But is Chuckie Screwmer ready to give up his lapdog already?

Posted by: Citizen X at February 28, 2014 09:21 AM (7ObY1)

232 Second look at Lisa Murkowski- sniff.

She'd be a good Democrat.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:21 AM (GGCsk)

233 What a maroon. Romney's so old and white and boring. Retweeted by David Burge Dan Abrams ‏@danabrams 26 Mar 2012 uh oh. New Romney gaffe. He just called Russia the "number one geopolitical foe" of the United States. @wolfblitzer called him out.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:21 AM (ZPrif)

234 Is that brain tumor paralyzing the conscience part of her brain?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 09:22 AM (XUKZU)

235 John Schindler ‏@20committee Multiple reports, seemingly credible, of 5 Russian Il-76s arriving in Crimea, each of which can carry a company of troops.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:22 AM (ZPrif)

236

I hope she is in agony.

I hope it is a soul crushing experience for her.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at February 28, 2014 09:22 AM (znT2j)

237 Boy, I can't wait for the next post Ace is hammering out now...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:22 AM (GGCsk)

238 Excuse me - - it was Hillary bachelor's thesis, not her master's. Here is the full text: http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2013/04/hillary-clintons-1969-thesis-on-saul.html "... For Saul Alinsky is more than a man who has created a particular approach to community organizing, he is the articulate proponent of what many consider to be a dangerous socio/political philosophy. An understanding of the “Alinsky-type method” (i.e. his organizing method) as well as the philosophy on which it is based must start with an understanding of the man himself.... ...Alinsky is a born organizer who is not easily duplicated, but, in addition to his skill, he is a man of exceptional charm. ... ...If the ideals Alinsky espouses were actualized, he result would be social revolution. Ironically, this is not a disjunctive projection if considered in the tradition of Western democratic theory. In the first chapter it was pointed out that Alinsky is regarded by many as the proponent of a dangerous socio/political philosophy. As such, he has been feared – just as Eugene Debs or Walt Whitman or Martin Luther King has been feared, because each embraced the most radical of political faiths — democracy. ..." Etc.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (mizYg)

239 She's traveled a million miles!,mm,.,,,..,.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (zOTsN)

240 "She could have stroke on stage and babble incoherently with interspersed racial slurs, and the media would call it a draw. " And the Debate moderator could very well admonish her to stop imitating Joe Biden, who was standing right there on the stage with her thank you very much.

Posted by: Biff Gupta, Mighty Zen Hammer at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (QLbhS)

241 234 Is that brain tumor paralyzing the conscience part of her brain?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 02:22 PM (XUKZU)


It already did. In 1962.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (RD7QR)

242 Is that brain tumor paralyzing the conscience part of her brain? Impossible. Can't get a tumor in that which does not exist.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (SY2Kh)

243 Great gallery as usual, Zombie. She looks VERY wrinkled in that 2007 shot of her. Despite that, docs can do great work these days so I expect 2016 Hillary to look like she found the fountain of youth, unfortunately.

Posted by: SamIam at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (Lh8u2)

244 It's almost like they secured the airports for a reason.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:23 AM (ZPrif)

245 As a journalist i weigh carefully how much I should talk about Hillary's mistakes, because she is a female, just like I worry about being racist and criticizing President Obama.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 28, 2014 09:24 AM (F58x4)

246 Multiple reports, seemingly credible, of 5 Russian Il-76s arriving in Crimea, each of which can carry a company of troops.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 02:22 PM (ZPrif)


Or a company of bakers, who will make the gay wedding cakes those filthy rebels refuse to make!

Posted by: Vladimir Rainbow-flag Putin at February 28, 2014 09:24 AM (tv7DV)

247 "Multiple reports, seemingly credible, of 5 Russian Il-76s arriving in Crimea, each of which can carry a company of troops." Oooooh boy. Earflaps is about to be clear, and tell us what he's always said, and reject false dichotomies, all over pootie poot's arse!

Posted by: Biff Gupta, Mighty Zen Hammer at February 28, 2014 09:24 AM (QLbhS)

248 234 Is that brain tumor paralyzing the conscience part of her brain?

wait!  she has a brain???

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 28, 2014 09:24 AM (q+fqH)

249 Wasn't Hildebeeste a "Goldwater Girl" in the Sixties?

Posted by: Citizen X at February 28, 2014 09:25 AM (7ObY1)

250 >>244 It's almost like they secured the airports for a reason.<<

Yeah, wow. Who saw that coming. I mean, those soldiers with no insignia also just appeared out of nowhere...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:25 AM (GGCsk)

251 235 John Schindler ‏@20committee
Multiple reports, seemingly credible, of 5 Russian Il-76s arriving in Crimea, each of which can carry a company of troops.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 02:22 PM (ZPrif)


The Crimea is history. It's Russian, the Russians will take it, and Ukraine will be partitioned.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:25 AM (RD7QR)

252 Earflaps is about to be clear, and tell us what he's always said, and reject false dichotomies, all over pootie poot's arse!

Obama's probably masturbating to the idea of the USSR getting back together.  I mean, what better would constitute a complete refutation of Reagan?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 09:26 AM (B/VB5)

253 249 Indeed she was, as well as President of the Young Republicans in High School. Wellsley and the 60s took care of all of that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:26 AM (ojnk6)

254 No. Ukraine will be occupied. Like Vietnam installing a puppet over Cambodia. Same same

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

255 The Bear is not about to let their access to the Med and their Naval Bases wind up in unpuppet hands.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 28, 2014 09:27 AM (LSDdO)

256

>>>>It's that big govt RINO corrupt fucks are on the decline. And the base is about done. I wish Romney could have won... For what?? Just what in the fuck would that have gotten us...

 

I'm the last to defend the GOP but I agree with Rev. Donald Sensing's appraisal that the last election showed the nation has changed too much and we're no longer center-right. There won't be any more GOP Presidents and we should find a fallback position. But we didn't know that, then.

Posted by: Bigby's Hangnail at February 28, 2014 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

257 Her ambition took care of that

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

258 Russian Il-76s are strategic airlifters.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (ZPrif)

259 Oh shit, someone needs to push Schillary's Russian "Reset Button" ASAP!

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (uZ6Ul)

260 202 Honestly, how would she stand up in a debate against a strong, relentless opposition candidate?
Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 02:17 PM (4JkHl)

You may as well ask how she would stand up against a Romulan warbird.
Both are works of fiction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (YgTB4)

261 Good live blogging of the Crimea Situation:

http://www.interpretermag.com/ukraine-liveblog-day-11-airports-seized/

Posted by: John Thompson at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (Ni+Ei)

262 There are slow growing, benign brain tumors that if aren't completely removed, come back. Things like meningiomas, neurofibromas, acoustic neuromas, etc. are benign but become deadly as they enlarge and compress on the brain. In some instances (especially for people that are in high profile jobs and want to preserve their hearing and facial function on the tumor side, as well as in other instances, these tumors cannot be completely removed. The patient then is subjected to periodic de-bulking of said tumors, but not complete removal. Gamma knife and some types of radiation have been used to shrink tumors, but again, if any tumor cells remain and not completely excised, the tumor can come back over a period of years. That being said, I rather doubt that Hillary has even a benign tumor. I'd prefer to think she is ill because the evil within is eating her insides out, but I also lean to the alcohol abuse theory. God knows she needed something to cope with Bill's many indiscretions and outright humiliations of her. I don't think she drinks to salve a guilty conscience because I don't believe she has a conscience. I do believe she drinks to deal with the bimbo erruptions, the questioning of her integrity, and the frustration of losing the presidency to Obama. You know she is just livid and bitter about that still. I think she wears things without a waist to conceal her ascites. I bet you money her liver is the size of Texas. All those memory lapses in her checkered past can all be chalked up to being in an alcoholic stupor.

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (o6g4X)

263 She needs to be out quasi-campaigning to pay for her experimental expensive miracle cancer medicines!!!

Posted by: @ParisParamus at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (NmyQe)

264 Taking into account that Hillary adopts the accept and postures of whatever group she's meeting with ("Lawdy we colored peoples are tahrred of oppression!"), maybe she merely looked ill because she had recently visited a cancer ward, and, like Zelig or a chameleon, she unwittingly assumed their appearance.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:28 AM (mizYg)

265 adopts the accept = adopts the acceNT

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:29 AM (mizYg)

266 She's finished just like Chavez. That just leaves me and Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Fidel Castro at February 28, 2014 09:29 AM (6bMeY)

267 190 Never ever forget that while Barack Obama and Michelle Robinson are implementing the Saul Alinsky strategy as we speak, it was HILLARY CLINTON who actually WROTE HER MASTER'S THESIS on Saul Alinsky -- praising him for his genius, naturally. Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 02:15 PM (mizYg) -------------------- THIS. Anyone who thinks that she's anything close to a centrist is dead wrong. And she has NO moral scruples.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2014 09:30 AM (dfYL9)

268 >>The Crimea is history. It's Russian, the Russians will take it, and Ukraine will be partitioned.<<

It is not just Crimea. The Russians are on the march in many of their former satellites. You know, as part of the "reset". Look at what happened in Georgia.

But we don't need to keep funding the military and should have more food stamps or something. For the children.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:30 AM (GGCsk)

269 *static*

Posted by: Slapweael at February 28, 2014 09:30 AM (lq3Ak)

270 Quick, somebody check a bilingual dictionary -- maybe "reset" is a homophone for "invade" in Russian.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (mizYg)

271 "The Crimea is history. It's Russian, the Russians will take it, and Ukraine will be partitioned." The majority of the population there is Russian, not Ukrainean. They have been welcoming the Russians since the fighting started.

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (o6g4X)

272 "Multiple reports, seemingly credible, of 5 Russian Il-76s arriving in Crimea, each of which can carry a company of troops." If I were Ukrainian, I would walk away from Crimea. Fight on your own ground.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (4JkHl)

273 If Russia didn't invade Ukraine, I wonder who captured the Crimean capitol and airports just like Spetsnaz would during a real invasion?

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (sOtz/)

274 "Obama's probably masturbating to the idea of the USSR getting back together. I mean, what better would constitute a complete refutation of Reagan?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 02:26 PM (B/VB5)"



For a while now I have been saying that the lesson of Vietnam is that as soon as Democrats are in power they will undo the results of any military victory achieved by the US armed forces.  Obama's actions in Iraq demonstrate that.  Now it appears that Obama is going for a more ambitious goal of reversing the result of the Cold War.  This time we lose.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (PD6iL)

275 Probably the only thing keeping Castro alive is the embargo.

If TFG removes it, Castro will be dead within a year. (or less)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 28, 2014 09:31 AM (LSDdO)

276 If Russia didn't invade Ukraine, I wonder who captured the Crimean capitol and airports just like Spetsnaz would during a real invasion?


Peruvia.


Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

277 March 1st means two years w/o Andrew Breitbart.    RIP.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 28, 2014 09:32 AM (tVTLU)

278 The Crimea is history. It's Russian, the Russians will take it, and Ukraine will be partitioned.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 02:25 PM (RD7QR)


They won't be satisfied with Crimea, imo.  They will want to send a message to all of the former satellites and because of their history with Ukraine and the confusion already going on in the country, this is an opportunity.  The Ukraine has nukes, so...

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:32 AM (BZAd3)

279 Retweeted by David Burge Dan Abrams þ@danabrams 26 Mar 2012 uh oh. New Romney gaffe. He just called Russia the "number one geopolitical foe" of the United States. @wolfblitzer called him out. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 02:21 PM (ZPrif) Ah, those were the good old days...

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (o6g4X)

280 Da Beast has inoperable ugly and incurable stupid.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (xWW96)

281 John Schindler ‏@20committee Interfax: U/I masked gunmen surrounding UKR Coast Guard HQ in Simferopol...Who ever could it be? Expand

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (ZPrif)

282

O/T: Piers Morgan continues to be an anti-american troll:

http://tinyurl.com/l4jukrj

Posted by: dan-O at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (D0bIN)

283 Sure sorry we didn't send that missile system to Poland

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (zOTsN)

284 250 >>244 It's almost like they secured the airports for a reason.<< Yeah, wow. Who saw that coming. I mean, those soldiers with no insignia also just appeared out of nowhere... The press idiot, "We don't know who they are" on the radio this AM made me laugh.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 09:33 AM (4JkHl)

285 While no one knows but Bill/Hill/Huma, if she fell out in a seizure ala Teresa Kerry, it is often either a tumor or a stroke in adults with no pre-existing conditions. Maybe drinkies?

She looks pretty hammered. Like she is on other meds (steroids).

In her words, "What does it matter anymore" are appropriate. If she looks old and haggard, it is not likely she will do well on a long campaign. Nor will shallow voters, used to the dynamic Baroque, want her cankles. So there is that. I am still not sure why voters would want her anyway unless they figure they are voting two for one and get Bill as an alternate bench warmer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Judge of Raciss Morons at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (baL2B)

286 Actually, Hillary died years ago and what you see today is merely an animated corpse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

287 I hope the Dems do run Biden. I look forward to a four year re-enactment of Basil Fawlty and the Germans. It's the perfect end to a collapsing economy.

-

Some smart guy said that history always repeats itself, first as tragedy then as comedy so I think Biden is a shoe in.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (XUKZU)

288 Boy, remember when that dummy Sarah Palin said Obama's limp response to the invasion of Georgia would encourage Putin to invade Ukraine if they didn't play ball? What a silly snowbilly!

Posted by: Blake Hounshell, Formerly of Foriegn Policy, Now At Politico (And Just As Dumb) at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (DLu2s)

289 So we can haz A-10s to balance the Soviet armored columns?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (6bMeY)

290 The Ukraine does not have nukes. Like Kazahstan, they gave them up after the breakup.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (6bMel)

291 Who will stop him? Germany? Pfffttttt

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (zOTsN)

292 Obama's probably masturbating to the idea of the USSR getting back together. Did you see Garry Kasparov's brilliant tweet the other day? "if Barack Obama had been president instead of Ronald Reagan, I'd still be a citizen of the Soviet Union." OUCH! But oh so true.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 09:34 AM (mizYg)

293 If Crimea goes well the entire eastern Russian-speaking part of Ukraine will be next. After zat, ze vorld! Or maybe just the tip of Poland. It's a Russian tradition.

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 09:35 AM (sOtz/)

294 O/T: Piers Morgan continues to be an anti-american troll:

http://tinyurl.com/l4jukrj

Posted by: dan-O at February 28, 2014 02:33 PM (D0bIN)


Like he would know from manliness.  Too funny.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 28, 2014 09:35 AM (BZAd3)

295

Posted by: dan-O at February 28, 2014 02:33 PM (D0bIN)

Yeah, Piers would know a lot about manly, having lived his life with a dick in both ends and one for a head.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2014 09:35 AM (xWW96)

296 Aren't there Geneva Conventions about troops having to wear insignias? Is that supposed to be a violation of international law in and of itself? I know international law is unenforceable BS, but I'm curious.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 09:35 AM (ZPrif)

297 It's a bullet wound....the sniper actually got her....it's been kept very hush-hush.

Posted by: BignJames at February 28, 2014 09:35 AM (j7iSn)

298 >>Obama's probably masturbating to the idea of the
USSR getting back together. I mean, what better would constitute a
complete refutation of Reagan<<

"Refutation"? I am a little unclear how weakening the US Armed Forces, which Reagan built up to win the Cold War is a "refutation". It is moreso indicative of Barack Obama's policy failures then anything else.

And those failures have been repeated globally in many places. Obama has lost American influence and therefore peaceful stability across the globe.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:36 AM (GGCsk)

299 Sudetenland BOHICA.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2014 09:36 AM (6bMeY)

300 282 I guess the pads that protected Morgan against Cricket balls were pretty girly too.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:36 AM (ojnk6)

301 FAZ: "Russians and Crimean Tatars had actually learned to get along with each other.  But now mistrust is being fanned.  One side curses the "illegal" government in Kiev, the other would rather die than submit to Russia."

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 28, 2014 09:36 AM (A0sHn)

302 Bitter old bats love her

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:36 AM (zOTsN)

303 Good thing she dodged snipers when she was able to--

Posted by: Dale the witless at February 28, 2014 09:38 AM (kzxV0)

304 Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
With a lovely smile
With a bucket on her head
Fulla water from de well
She could run a mile
Oh yeah
She wouldn't spill a drop
It'd stay on top
Her head was kinda flat
But her hair covered that
She was a fine girl
Didn't need no school
She was built like a mule
With a thong sandal
Well, wasn't no kinda job she could not handle
She could get down...wit de get down
All de way down
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town...
We need some more like dat...
Read more: Frank Zappa - Fine Girl Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 09:38 AM (XUKZU)

305 23 Biden's leaking this stuff, his guy from SC will play dirty. I love it. Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 01:50 PM (4JkHl) ********* Ya but he messed up and it's my records he leaked. I'm so mad I could choke a chicken!!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 28, 2014 09:38 AM (RJMhd)

306 Ace you may want to look at this one from this morning:


Yes Skankles is running in 2016.  Here she tries to blow passed Obamacare and does not mention the even worse crap she tried to push through.


http://tinyurl.com/kzd4dw8

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 28, 2014 09:38 AM (T2V/1)

307 Here you go;

>>Russia Seeks Access to Bases in Eight Countries for Its Ships and Bombers<<

'Seeks"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (GGCsk)

308 I mean if you want brain clots--I'm your Man!!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (RJMhd)

309

"Don't you think she looks tired?"   Hey, it worked on Dr. Who.  Worth a shot.

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (6cOMd)

310 Jeb Bush/Kelly Ayotte Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: The GOPe Elite at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (7ObY1)

311 In our hemisphere What could go wrong?

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (zOTsN)

312 Thank god Obama's more flexible this term.

Posted by: Some Idiot Liberal at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (LSDdO)

313 If she runs, does she have to release her medical records? Seems as though Bush did and Obama did not. Is this an optional deal?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2014 09:39 AM (A98Xu)

314 It's not Ukraine or Mykraine, it's Putin's Kraine.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 09:40 AM (XUKZU)

315 The Science Channel will do a special on the vastness of Sheriff Joe's universe of stoopid some day.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2014 09:40 AM (xWW96)

316 See.  We don't need all that army type stuff.  Our friends in Russia are dealing with this Ukraine situation for us, and they're gonna build some naval bases in South America to keep things safe.

Posted by: Chuck 'Scapegoat' Hagel at February 28, 2014 09:40 AM (Q6pxP)

317 302 Bitter old bats love her So do WE!

Posted by: Bitter Lesbians at February 28, 2014 09:40 AM (7ObY1)

318 Marcus, all old Soviet clients?

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 09:41 AM (4JkHl)

319
Cankle-Cell Anemia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 09:41 AM (TIIx5)

320 It's uncanny how much Hillary looks like Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2014 09:41 AM (6bMeY)

321 "Refutation"? I am a little unclear how weakening the US Armed Forces, which Reagan built up to win the Cold War is a "refutation". It is moreso indicative of Barack Obama's policy failures then anything else.

Reversing the outcome of the Cold War obviously wouldn't undo Reagan the man, but liberal true believers will certainly act like it does.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2014 09:41 AM (B/VB5)

322 Nood. Bring your blood pressure meds.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2014 09:41 AM (zDsvJ)

323 She's a drunk. I have a family member that is an alcoholic, and at Hillary's age in her life was doing the same things. She isn't the drink all the time type of alcoholic, she is the goes on a bender type of alcoholic. The differences are what is scary. An alcoholic that kind of drinks constantly is what people call a "functioning alcoholic", meaning, you never know that they are drunk. Yes, they eat a lot of breathmints and gum, and they wear a lot of perfume/cologne, but they are able to function remarkably well. The bender or "binge alcoholic" is the scary one. Any kind of stressful event will send them into an incoherent drunken stupor for days or weeks. They don't respond to anyone, go into hiding, and those around them try to "protect them" from outsiders. My family member was this type, and she would go on benders for a week or so and it was like she disappeared off the face of the earth. Didn't come to family functions, wouldn't answer the phone, wouldn't answer the door, and just let things fall to shit during that time. We at first tried to help out and clean up after them, but it didn't help, so we stopped. If you notice, the media and the Dems are all out protecting Hillary! because they know she is/was a drunk. That is why the GOP didn't go after her at the Benghazi hearings and protected her because when the 3am phone call came, she was passed out drunk on the divan while Barry had Reggie nuts deep in his guts playing "Hearts". Notice how little the media covered her while Secretary of State. Notice how little coverage she gets now, even with all these events happening in the world today, there is not one interview with Hillary! anywhere.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (HxSXm)

324 Just the tip Sudetenland Ukraine.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler Putin at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (XUKZU)

325 "273 If Russia didn't invade Ukraine, I wonder who captured the Crimean capitol and airports just like Spetsnaz would during a real invasion?

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 02:31 PM (sOtz/)"



SPECTRE?  THRUSH? KAOS?  The Trilateral Commission?  The Bilderburgs?  The Illuminati?  The Elders of Zion?



They have no insignia on their uniforms so it is impossible to tell.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (PD6iL)

326 Countryside = to kill Hillary Clinton

(apologies to Stephen Fry)

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (Dqdyh)

327 Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Algeria, Cyprus, the Seychelles, Vietnam and Singapore

Posted by: Thunderb at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

328 We'll be lucky if the Russkies don't have bases in California before the Zero's abortion is finished.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2014 09:42 AM (xWW96)

329 I always hear things about how Hillary is an alcoholic. I don't know what people base that on other than a picture of her doing a shot at some stop off she did in a bar to meet people. That's hardly enough evidence to claim she's a booze hound.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 09:43 AM (oFCZn)

330 She was an idiot to trust that Obama would have her back if she ceded the primary to him. All of his promises come with an expiration date. I bet you money, he will find some excuse to not campaign or fundraise for her. From the Daily Mail: "The sudden publication of a portion of 33,000 pages of material came after reporters inquired why they weren't released in January 2013, at the end of a 12-year blackout period designed to protect outgoing presidents during their transition to private life. But the Obama White House doesn't appear interested in protecting Clinton's legacy, or the electoral viability of Hillary Clinton, choosing not to block the release of a single page....The fact that the administration has chosen to leave everything in plain view could spell trouble for Hillary Clinton, who fought an often brutal 2008 presidential primary campaign against Obama before accepting the secretary of state role as a consolation prize in 2009." Bwhahaha!

Posted by: runningrn at February 28, 2014 09:44 AM (o6g4X)

331 Hillary Clinton is repulsive to me and for all the reasons she's in a position to run for the Presidency. The lying, the cover ups, the coat tail riding, the nastiness, the foul mouth, the lack of talent, the revenge lists, the greediness, the low class attitude, the silly stunt crap like the "RESET" button. And of course, her absolute irresponsible, actions before, during and the aftermath of Benghazi. May she rot in hell.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2014 09:44 AM (A98Xu)

332 @289. Sorry, no. It's those zoomie muckety-mucks and their damned Key West agreement. They just won't accept the CAS role. Never would. JJ sayso.

But we do have the Ostfriesland on the way to counteract the Potemkin, if that silly Bill Mitchell will just land his kites and stop dropping those unsporting bomb-y things. 

Posted by: Stringer "Coup Coup" Davis at February 28, 2014 09:46 AM (xq1UY)

333

If she runs, does she have to release her medical records? Seems as though Bush did and Obama did not. Is this an optional deal?

 

osted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2014 02:39 PM (A98Xu)

 

It's required for Republicans, not spoken of for Democrats.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 09:46 AM (fwARV)

334 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2014 02:42 PM (HxSXm) I didn't see your post before I did mine. You could be correct, of course, but the only time I've seen Hillary drinking was her doing a shot during one of those "See I'm just like you" visits all politicians do during a campaign. She was in a bar so yeah I could see drinking something. I don't think she had more than one. I don't know. I guess there's so much to hit her on that I'm not going to beat up her for being a drunk when there isn't enough evidence. There is PLENTY of evidence for her other shitty ways though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 09:48 AM (oFCZn)

335 It's required for Republicans, not spoken of for Democrats. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 02:46 PM That does seem to be the case. And I have a feeling it's going to be "sexist" to want to view HER medical records.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2014 09:48 AM (A98Xu)

336 Runningrn puts us some effin' knowledge. And you do seem to see lots of pictures of her knocking one back.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2014 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

337 Even if she had a stroke and was in a coma, Bill would roll her out in the hospital bed and try to get the sympathy vote.

Here's to hoping she truly is out of the game, because I think the White House would be ours to lose IF she was sidelined.

Posted by: McAdams at February 28, 2014 09:51 AM (FJHAk)

338 What if she has MS?

Posted by: La Dame Sans Merci at February 28, 2014 09:52 AM (UDPvg)

339 Congratulations, your wish to become the first Vagina-American to become president has been granted.

Posted by: Make A Wish at February 28, 2014 09:54 AM (cgtTL)

340 "Get ready for John Kerry vs. Jeb Bush..." Reporting for doody! Doody doody doody! Git it!?! Zing! woooooooooooooooooooooooop de doo!

Posted by: New and improved wacky time JKerry- now with playdoh head! at February 28, 2014 09:54 AM (QLbhS)

341 And I have a feeling it's going to be "sexist" to want to view HER medical records.

 

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2014 02:48 PM (A98Xu)

 

I really agree with another poster (whose name I can't be bothered to scroll up and find) that Booker will be the nominee.  The libs won't discard that race card for anyone.  "Two hundred years of white presidents, 8 years of a black one and you want to change back?  You want to roll back the clock?  Racists."

 

But if it IS Hillary, anything medical will be spun into 'we just want to see her gyno records because sex is dirty and bad.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 28, 2014 09:56 AM (fwARV)

342 "It is not just Crimea. The Russians are on the march in many of their former satellites. You know, as part of the "reset". Look at what happened in Georgia." Dah. Was night. Night of much rainy.

Posted by: Duma member Brook Bentonovich at February 28, 2014 09:57 AM (QLbhS)

343 Once it goes black you'll never get it back.

happened a lot in a lot of urban cities.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 28, 2014 09:58 AM (LSDdO)

344 Run Joe, RUN!

Posted by: Concerned Americans at February 28, 2014 09:59 AM (cgtTL)

345 They have no insignia on their uniforms...
http://tinyurl.com/kg9nszq

It's...Wings over The World!

Posted by: Stringer at February 28, 2014 09:59 AM (xq1UY)

346

Nothing will stop her from running, not even death.

Posted by: rrpjr at February 28, 2014 10:01 AM (s/yC1)

347 Yep I remember when we were told not to vote for McCain because he was too old and would die in office.' Typical Liberal bullsheet double-standard - do as I say not as I do.

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at February 28, 2014 10:02 AM (jHf6U)

348 I think she had a deep venous thrombosis in her leg a few years back treated with warfarin for a few months. Then she developed a transverse venous thrombosis in her brain which is treated with warfarin (if it had been an intracerebral hemorrhage, you absolutely don't treat it with blood thinners as it will get bigger). I am not sure if she is on warfarin at this time or if they did blood work and found a hypercoagulable disorder (like anti-phospholipid antibody syndrome or Leiden V Factor deficiency or Protein C or S deficiency).

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at February 28, 2014 10:04 AM (mS4Ga)

349

If her health was that bad and not running, she would withdraw now.  She is sucking up all the oxygen for the 2016 Dems and some of the money from the 2014 terms.  Other than Joey B., there is not a Dem known nationally right now who could win.  Her approval of the machine around her, implies she is running or at least undecided.  I don't think the Clintons believe they owe anyone spit, let alone Joey B.  Thus, the longer she hangs around, the more likely it is Joey B. runs unopposed. 

Her health may be bad, but she has not made up her mind.  or, she has and as a noncandidate-candidate, gets $250K a speech, and her price could go down as an official noncandidate.

Follow the money.

Posted by: Politics R Fun at February 28, 2014 10:06 AM (hjp//)

350 What makes you think Hillary couldn't hide her real state of health.

Look how thoroughly the press didn't report FDR's paraplegia, and that with a far more politically diverse media.

For that matter look at how brilliantly Abott concealed his wheelchair from Wendy Davis and her entire campaign down in Texas...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 28, 2014 10:06 AM (XO6WW)

351 "We'll be lucky if the Russkies don't have bases in California before the Zero's abortion is finished."

Nah......too socialist there. Besides, what industries left? Silicon Valley? I want angry birds, I go shake canary's cage.

Posted by: Vladimer Putin at February 28, 2014 10:07 AM (DLu2s)

352 Rush had an interesting take on this today. He said he was not going to get involved in a "Hillary is secretly dying" rumor discussion because of how the left constantly whispered that Reagan had Alzheimers throughout his presidency. Which they still claim to this day.

Posted by: Jen at February 28, 2014 10:09 AM (XkXzn)

353 Hillary Clinton Drunk?
http://tinyurl.com/p5kk7jc

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 28, 2014 10:13 AM (XO6WW)

354 338 What if she has MS? Posted by: La Dame Sans Merci at February 28, 2014 02:52 PM

Isn't she too old to be diagnosed with MS? Wouldn't she have had it for years?

Posted by: Lobsterlen at February 28, 2014 10:16 AM (7Nabg)

355 "The fact that the administration has chosen to leave everything in plain view could spell trouble for Hillary Clinton, who fought an often brutal 2008 presidential primary campaign against Obama before accepting the secretary of state role as a consolation prize in 2009."

See I told all you rubes I was for Executive branch transparency. I just never said which executive. LOL got you!

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 28, 2014 10:21 AM (7Nabg)

356 I actually do not wish ill heath on anybody- including Hillorrheah, who I despise.

But she does not look good. Today's voters want "new and shiny." I doubt she has a chance of being elected to anything-

"By appointment only...."

Posted by: backhoe at February 28, 2014 10:25 AM (ULH4o)

357 She may have eaten a bad clam.

Posted by: dirks strewn at February 28, 2014 10:26 AM (kfcYC)

358 She got Dunlop disease.

Posted by: seamrog at February 28, 2014 10:33 AM (Qe/sQ)

359 I didn't see your post before I did mine. You could be correct, of course, but the only time I've seen Hillary drinking was her doing a shot during one of those "See I'm just like you" visits all politicians do during a campaign. She was in a bar so yeah I could see drinking something. I don't think she had more than one. I don't know. I guess there's so much to hit her on that I'm not going to beat up her for being a drunk when there isn't enough evidence. There is PLENTY of evidence for her other shitty ways though. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 02:48 PM (oFCZn) The thing is, alcoholics that go on benders don't usually drink in public. They spend several weeks/months stocking up their supplies, then take off for a week or two and hit the sauce hard. They come back with a story that they had "the flu" or something, but most people never even knew that they drank.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 28, 2014 10:37 AM (HxSXm)

360 Fat, bitter, and drunk is no way to go through a campaign, Cankles.

Posted by: That SOB van Owen at February 28, 2014 10:44 AM (GLmwR)

361 Seriously, she looks like she could be taking prednisone. Can be nasty stuff. Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2014 02:04 PM (YEQ2h) Doctors prescribe steroids to brain tumor patients to help reduce the swelling in the brain that the tumor causes. 338 What if she has MS? Posted by: La Dame Sans Merci at February 28, 2014 02:52 PM (UDPvg) Unlikely, as age of onset of MS is usually in the 20's, and Hillary is pushing 70.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at February 28, 2014 11:00 AM (wqqv3)

362 Buffalo Bill finally finished his suit. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 28, 2014 11:01 AM (Ec6wH)

363 Could be she has a meningioma, a benign brain tumor, partially compressing her transverse sinus (large vein draining the brain) resulting in slow flow and thrombosis. Having dural sinus thrombosis is serious, and has to be due to something. All speculation of course but it would fit the story.

Posted by: Son of Liberty at February 28, 2014 12:26 PM (BPKIW)

364 Late to the party, out on the road today doing my thing. At least Hildabeast isn't on the rag anymore. That's one health thing she has going.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 12:44 PM (HVff2)

365 if she does have a secret, it looks like she's going to be able to keep it. Hillary will take many secrets to her grave.

Posted by: toby928 at February 28, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)

366 She's got Zachary's disease.

Posted by: toby928 at February 28, 2014 02:19 PM (QupBk)

367 I always understood her "health problems" to be her recovery from extensive plastic surgery, given that her face changed significantly from before the time off to after.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 28, 2014 03:33 PM (zfY+H)

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