January 30, 2013

Soledad O'Brien Just Heard Over Her Earpiece that Wikipedia Defines "Termination" as "a cessation, a stoppage; with respect to employment, a firing"
— Ace

There is a mystery here:

How the hell did Soledad O'Brien manage to alienate millions and millions of people who never even heard of her?

Also, puffy face.

CNN Fired Her For Being "Too Ethnic?" Or rather, her audience.

Many staffers were stunned when [CNN VP Bart] Feder constantly complained that the viewership of “Early Start” and “Starting Point” was “too ethnic,” based on the high concentration of minority viewers. This common complaint worked itself up through the company, to CNN’s Diversity Committee, and to other staffers, who were mortified that a CNN executive was squabbling over attracting minority viewers.

Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

Via @johnekdahl

Funny: I should have kept this one for the blog, but it's their first day, so I'm throwing them some decent stuff.

Posted by: Ace at 09:53 AM | Comments (367)
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1 Ahhhhhhhhhh, how'd that feel, Soledad? It was good for me...

Posted by: Bitch-Slapped at January 30, 2013 09:54 AM (F6KtL)

2
I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 09:55 AM (9Q7Nu)

3 I'd like to terminate 1 billion potential children of mine in her face.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 30, 2013 09:55 AM (v8k4M)

4 Still would.

Posted by: egd at January 30, 2013 09:55 AM (XVGEg)

5 My she enjoy a loooooong funemployment.

Posted by: Posted by a Tuna Fisherman Who Hates Porpoises at January 30, 2013 09:56 AM (uhftQ)

6 Soledad is poised to be a real news anchor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 09:56 AM (1Jaio)

7 Hola Soledad.

Posted by: The Unemployment Line at January 30, 2013 09:56 AM (jVAw4)

8 I don't know, looks like a saucy minx to me. I'm poised...

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 09:56 AM (FcR7P)

9 I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

 

...or on her back, along with Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 30, 2013 09:57 AM (YYyqq)

10 She'll be fitted for a  monogrammed Current TV burkha by her new Qatari bosses  by EOB today.

Posted by: Jaws at January 30, 2013 09:57 AM (4I3Uo)

11 At this point, what could any of this possibly matter?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 09:57 AM (PH+2B)

12 Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 09:57 AM (uhftQ)

13 Perhaps she should lip-synch her next gig and really get some publicity.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 30, 2013 09:58 AM (tUT9B)

14 Also, puffy face.

Yeah, but still, she's one of a handful of leftard harpies I'd actually like to have sex with. Angry, hateful, violent sex.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 30, 2013 09:58 AM (KSjsb)

15 Solongedad?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2013 09:58 AM (dZ756)

16 CNN should replace her with John Sununu

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2013 09:58 AM (Vjplh)

17 Vaya con Dios, Soledud O'Lyin'

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2013 09:59 AM (7ObY1)

18 You can't fix stupid, but you can fire it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 09:59 AM (uhftQ)

19 Ooo, I like this video, even though it's not the best cover of the song: http://youtu.be/LwPr8GKF1oo Moron-friendly

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 09:59 AM (jVAw4)

20

LMAO!

 

Oh, I love it!    The only thing that would make me love   this news even more would be if I had an ironclad guarantee that she'd never find work    (outside of a brothel)     again for the rest of her miserable life.

 

Actually, screw that.   The brothel workers deserve better than having that dumb bimbo hanging around.    Homeless vagrant or bust, baby!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 30, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

21 Yeah, but still, she's one of a handful of leftard harpies I'd actually like to have sex with. Angry, hateful, violent sex.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard

--------------

 

You sound like a liberal

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:00 AM (uhftQ)

22 okay, can we start heckling now?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 10:00 AM (RuUvx)

23 When your audience is predominately sassy black fat friends, you're screwed.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 10:01 AM (jwumz)

24 Puffy face is mine.  I can fix her.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:01 AM (KXm42)

25 Soledad may have been terminated today, but she's still poised for employment tomorrow.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 10:01 AM (/ZZCn)

26 A show that attracts 193,000 viewers on a channel playing in every airport boarding area in the country? Fire yourselves, CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 10:01 AM (FcR7P)

27 Attica O'leary poised to be an employed Journalist....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (LRFds)

28 She has always been one of the top ten news anchors named after a prison.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (+lsX1)

29

"Man tricked women into posing nude on Skype."

Go on......

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (uhftQ)

30 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

It's early in the day.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (P4cxa)

31 Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)



Ailes is probably on the phone with her now.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (pvnC2)

32 Dang, I thought the puffy face reference was Ashley Judd getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E from the race car guy she was always gushing on and on about whenever he won a race. Franchitti or sumpin'...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (xDnRq)

33 okay, can we start heckling now?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 03:00 PM (RuUvx)

 

Wait, we stopped   at some point?      When did this happen?  Why wasn't I notified?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 30, 2013 10:02 AM (4df7R)

34 #6 Way to thread the posts!

Posted by: Winston at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (FggW0)

35 I am sure you can still see her at the airport. She'll be at the men's lavatory at the C gates, going for fifteen bucks for five minutes. And you won't even have to listen to her talk

Posted by: zimriel at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (cG3pF)

36 12 Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)


Probably better than Shep.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (AWmfW)

37 I so hope she did the head-tilt thing when she received notice.


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (xz0nG)

38 Looks like Hillary  has  a job until 2015.  Bye Sole, honey.   Looks like  dry crackling thighs are replacing your milky smooth ones.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (+8acg)

39 28 Gristel Encased Head,

You mean Angola O'neill?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (LRFds)

40 Ace, I'm not portly. Bulky is more like it.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (F6KtL)

41 I could GAS why she's fired, just that she is fired.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (piMMO)

42 I'm getting a schadenstiffy over this one


she's a bit of a snotty bitch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:03 AM (8sCoq)

43 Another harpie bites the dust....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (9+ccr)

44 She's no Erin Burnett. Actually, I might shag Anderson Cooper before I did her.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (8/DeP)

45 If only she still had "Dev" the computer generated avatar.
Then they would have dropped her last year.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (e8kgV)

46 Leavenworth O'Grady poised to burst onto the journalism scene.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (4df7R)

47 "Too ethnic"? LULZ, scratch a leftard, find a racist.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (jVAw4)

48 CNN is poised to be called racist.

Posted by: sTevo at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (xdmzD)

49 an ironclad guarantee that she'd never find work (outside of a brothel) again for the rest of her miserable life.

Do brothels do Affirmative Action?

Might be the only industry where the colors of your employees' skins really does make a difference to your bottom line.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at January 30, 2013 10:04 AM (ZKzrr)

50 Probably better than Shep. **** Can't they just give slots to Kilmeade already?! Moar Kilmeade, less Shep.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (piMMO)

51 She's the ugliest Irishman I've ever seen...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (uhftQ)

52 Will Bush's  scourge  on the economy  ever  end?

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (gmeXX)

53 Puffity Women Unite!

Posted by: Ashlee Judd's Puffy Taco at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (snKqr)

54 There's only one puffy face.


She worships the Goddess of Montana.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (KXm42)

55 Pendleton O'Shaugnhssey poised to have an original thought

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (LRFds)

56 Butterface....me likey.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (C3KwS)

57 Too ethnic?  Ghost-Americans maybe.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (T0NGe)

58 Presdent Obama should do something to stop this .

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 10:05 AM (48wze)

59 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at January 30, 2013 10:06 AM (xAtAj)

60 Obamanomics baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 10:06 AM (GFM2b)

61

CNN hates black people; film at 11.

 

(No doubt they will raise a stink about   Jeff Zucker's Hebrew-sounding surname next.....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (ADnWI)

62 You're-o fired-o.

Posted by: Donaldo Trumpo[/i] at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (xp8vD)

63 Leavenworth O'leary poised to tell the truth...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (LRFds)

64 "squabbling over attracting minority viewers"  or  squabbling  over  attracting  a  minority  of viewers?

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (gmeXX)

65 Time laying people off....Soledad fired...it's a good day.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (uhftQ)

66 Sometimes, just sometimes, karma DOES smack the right person in the face -- couldn't have happened to a nicer gal, Soledad!  Enjoy, YOU built that!

Posted by: acethepug at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (6BMzC)

67 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot. Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at January 30, 2013 03:06 PM (xAtAj) So was Tokyo Rose.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (l86i3)

68 CNN acted stupidly.

Posted by: President Obama at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (mjR67)

69 59 Hobojerky,

What about the PMSNBC bint from NOLA?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (LRFds)

70

big  fricken  whoop

 

she  helped  TFG  get  elected,  that's  all  that  matters

 

they're  all  just  interchangeable  pieces  on  the  gameboard

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (jm/9g)

71 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot. I don't care if she's hot, she's dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 10:07 AM (GBXon)

72 oh lord, I did love Soldedad ear piece jokes. just to let you know that ratings are a metric used to rank things, in some cases, rankings may include viewer statistics for shows on tv. For example, my "ratings" are terrible.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (QxSug)

73 If we import another 2 million Latinos, we might be able to replace her.

Posted by: Jordumb at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (jVAw4)

74 So the innate racism of being a social-progressive is rearing its ugly white robed head?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (wYPjI)

75 Speaking of Sheppy Poo.  He's having orgasms over an office shooting now.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (+8acg)

76 SCHADENBONER!

Top executive at CNN heard exclaiming,  "Give her 'the pink slip'?  Hell no,  I want to fire her!"

Seriously,  all true.  Look it up.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (R18D0)

77 Piers Morgan isn't portly .. or at least that doesn't matter.
Being a insufferable obnoxious dimwitted lamebrain loathsome twit of a cretin is his real problem.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (e8kgV)

78 O/T, Israel has bombed Syria, here we go again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (l86i3)

79 I don't get it she's smart because she's a liberal because she's smart because she's a liberal ...

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 30, 2013 10:08 AM (QxSug)

80 So she failed with her show. Doesn't failure mean to a higher paying position for libs?

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

81

You tend to pull an "ethnic" audience if Every Fucking Topic is framed as a race thing.

 

Dat pony don't know no other tricks.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (ZDsRL)

82 First Time Magazine and now Soledad O'Brien.  It's like people don't want hard news anymore.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (Hx5uv)

83 OT: woot! I'm back in the game, boys! PAC paperwork coming through next week.

Posted by: Truman North, FUPA TROOPA at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (YkKrZ)

84 "Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?" Don't you call me paunchy, portly, or stout!

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (jVAw4)

85 mean moving

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

86 Israel has bombed Syria, here we go again.

Twice.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2013 10:09 AM (mjR67)

87 Do brothels do Affirmative Action?

Might be the only industry where the colors of your employees' skins really does make a difference to your bottom line.


If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com.  Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:10 AM (SY2Kh)

88 Filet of Solè

Posted by: Donaldo Trumpo[/i] at January 30, 2013 10:10 AM (xp8vD)

89 First Time Magazine and now Soledad O'Brien. It's like people don't want hard news anymore. **** Wherever will people turn for hard-hitting investigative journalism now?

Posted by: Newsweek at January 30, 2013 10:10 AM (piMMO)

90 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.
Posted by: HoboJerky

Those slippers you put in the microwave are also hot.  And stupid.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (R18D0)

91 46 "Too ethnic"? LULZ, scratch a leftard, find a racist. ___ translation:   they  couldn't  sell  high  dollar  ad  time  because  of  the  demo her  show  attracted   All  the  propaganda  in  all  the  alphabet  networks  in  the world  cannot  baffle  free  market  dynamics.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (jm/9g)

92 81 Jwest,

Why it is *almost* as though "racial harmony" should not be seen as being aided by alienating a majority of the US population.

Just wait until the dems ever run another white guy....

BWAHAHAHAH

Hey Andersonville O'mara you ever wonder if you might want to pull more than 7% whites?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (LRFds)

93 Reporting live from the unemployment line this is Alcatraz O'Shaunessy.

Posted by: alf767 at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (ryGu9)

94 If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com. Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients". Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh) Is it the uber large Penis or the checks bouncing? I denounce myself.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (l86i3)

95 My husband and I are getting a divorce because he refuses to serve room temperature water at family gatherings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (Aif/5)

96 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:11 AM (8sCoq)

97 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh? ______________ And--they are bring Chris Cuomo. Cuomo--as in Andy and Mario Cuomo.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (r2PLg)

98 Let's be honest.  When MSNBC started Soledad was the cutest personality on the network. 

Then she transformed into an deranged intellectual Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (e8kgV)

99 I imagine she'll find a job a Nickelodeon as Spongedad Squarepanties.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (Hx5uv)

100 If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com. Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients". Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh) Soul Brother too beaucoup!

Posted by: Me So Horny at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (jVAw4)

101 And--they are *hiring* Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (r2PLg)

102 Folsom Fitzgerald

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (8sCoq)

103 the middle-aged white guy menace

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (60GaT)

104 and to other staffers, who were mortified that a CNN executive was squabbling over attracting minority viewers.

Well, the white demographic is still pretty large.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (p/cQy)

105 Ron Jeremy in critical condition with aneurisym.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 10:12 AM (jwumz)

106

Gone are longtime contributors James Carville and Mary Matalin, as well as Bill Bennett and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom has signed on with Fox News.




Pretty sweet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (kdS6q)

107 Chino Cohan

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (8sCoq)

108 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'? Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq) It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (l86i3)

109

I'll be honest. I'd hit it.

 

Wait, is smug an STD? Might need to double wrap it just to be sure.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (t06LC)

110 I have three words for her:

LATE. NIGHT. INFOMERCIALS.

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (GlnE7)

111 G4TV was more Soledad's speed. Pretty cute and she wasn't asked to do too much thinking. Cause she's dumber'n a coal bucket.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (NQdDJ)

112

They got to keep Piers - they're still hoping to pull off that slap-fight with Larry O'Donnell.

 

Ratings-palooza!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (hLRSq)

113 I have a feeling she'll land on her feet. Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu) ...or a dick.

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (HEa5q)

114 Atascadero Anderson

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (jwumz)

115 Alcatraz O'Sullivan wants to let us know that she has it from several Daily Koos sources that John Boehner is out as speaker

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:13 AM (LRFds)

116 He's bringing on Chris Cuomo to do the morning program with Erin Burnett, so she can capitalize on her former CNBC audience. The other day he said he was keeping o'brien. Keeping Erin Buirnett was a smart move. The rest all have to go. Maybe he'll bring Glenn Beck back on board.

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:14 AM (/b8+5)

117 LATE. NIGHT. INFOMERCIALS. Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (GlnE7) Maybe the sex toy one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:14 AM (l86i3)

118 re: 'If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com.'

Or...be a black, Asian, visibly Mexican, really Jewish, Indian, [etc.] guy, and interact with women.

The shit is endless.

Posted by: oblig. looks ethnic" at January 30, 2013 10:14 AM (cePv8)

119 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Actually, her full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 10:14 AM (e8kgV)

120
Wasn't Soledad O'Brien that guy who ran the Irish Mafia from a prison in CA?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:14 AM (p/cQy)

121 in the name of diversity, I named my younger daughter


'Soledad NaShonda Alawahi Ninja-san O'Finnegan'.


peace out.............

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (Dll6b)

122 Pelican Bay Peterson

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (jwumz)

123 109 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'? Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq) It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3) --In all seriousness, "Hola Soledad" is also a great song (especially for drinking). Songs like "Fly Me to the Moon" are part of the so-called Great American Songbook. "Hola Soledad" would be part of a Great Cuban Songbook.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (jVAw4)

124 Second look at Kathleen Parker?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (QKKT0)

125 Banned Solè (for the san tropez tan)

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (xp8vD)

126 Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (Dll6b) You are Poli Cor to the MAX!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (l86i3)

127 New show on CurrentTV Al Jazeera is "Not being invited back in America"

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (NHNJt)

128 > wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Actually, her full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (e8kgV)



I am so white

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:15 AM (8sCoq)

129 was she named after the prison or the Seinfeld episode?  Both, peut-etre?


formidable!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (Dll6b)

130 But mostly Puffy Face.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (71LDo)

131 Phoenix office complex shooting.  Bet it was a  "gun-free zone".

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (+8acg)

132 108 JollyRoger,

I'd wear a John kerry Brand Full Body Condom....

just to be sure

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (LRFds)

133 Al Riker has sniffed out some juicy stories.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (+lsX1)

134 Soledad O'Brien Fired!  Women and minorities hardest hit!

Posted by: New York Slimes at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (Hx5uv)

135 So Huntsville O'SparksChair got the axe?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Hope she's been practicing those "oral" skillz; she's gonna need 'em...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (wtvvX)

136 C'mon  Soledad. Take one for the team, of liberal white men.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (BVkEs)

137 Don't forget Cankles.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (71LDo)

138 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet


So it's like Gomez O'Toole?  Seriously?

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (R18D0)

139

CNN plans to launch a new morning show to replace the poorly rated “Starting Point with Soledad O’Brien,” sources at the network tell POLITICO. The new show will be co-hosted by Chris Cuomo.....




*cough* fluffing the governor *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

140 They got it backwards, CNN should be terminated and replaced.

Posted by: LiB PyroMedia at January 30, 2013 10:17 AM (LpQbZ)

141 She needs to change her name to something more mainstream like Beyonce McGillicutty or Shakira Sullivan or something.

She's attracting the Irish California Inmate crowd and that tiny demographic  steals products instead of buying them.
How in the hell would you expect to attract ad dollars?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 10:17 AM (aZ6ew)

142 Is Soledad O'brien more 'ethnic' than Jerry Rivers? Is she more 'ethnic' than Lieawatha? It is all so confusing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (l3vZN)

143 Carville understands apparently and he's just so busy making oodles of money, he doesn't really care. Wonder what mary thought, lol, although she's busy now with the Super Bowl and promoting New Orleans so she probably doesn't care either. Maybe he's hiring sarah palin? or maybe rinse will be replaced by sarah palin? Or maybe boner will be replaced by sarah palin?

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (/b8+5)

144 Maybe he'll bring Glenn Beck back on board. Why would he want to contract his audience that much?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (GBXon)

145

Soledad O'Brien ?

 

I always thought that was an Irish owned green energy company.  Who knew?

 

 

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (m2CN7)

146 Piers can be rendered for whale oil to power CNN's emergency generators come the collapse. Soledad was near her expiration date as a presstitute; younger and denser chickies are the order of the day as CNN gears up for the collapse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (pozvt)

147 Way o/t but, hmmmm.....From the Daily Mail:




Salary details of ONE THIRD of Americans shared with credit agency Equifax in 'biggest privacy breach in our time'Over 190 million employment and salary records of American citizens have been shared by their employers with credit rating agenciesThis allows anyone signing up to their subsidiary companies to view salary and health insurance details of one-third of adults in the U.S.

Posted by: runningrn at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (Ag5D2)

148 Soledad O’Brien is not merely behind Fox and MSNBC, she’s even drawing 50,000 fewer viewers than Robin Meade on Headline News.

Having seen both Robin and Soledad, this surprises me not at all.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (xGlYu)

149 I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.
Posted by: soothie


And then shit in a box by the dryer.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 10:18 AM (R18D0)

150 Is she a white mexican, or a brown one? Maybe a black one? 'Cause as with mexican women, she looks, her face looks, like she is just about to experience the "ten thousandth bean" phenomena. I can happen overnight. Literally overnight.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 10:19 AM (PH+2B)

151 Bringing on a Cuomo to do the news? Seems legit.

Posted by: The Clinton family at January 30, 2013 10:19 AM (YkKrZ)

152 Soledad is also El Chupacabra.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Mundo_Gira

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at January 30, 2013 10:19 AM (ZKzrr)

153 wikipedia also notes that Soledad blew and handyied her way to the top, IYKWIM


top, aka, hosting a show no one likes on a network no one watches

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 10:19 AM (Dll6b)

154 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 10:19 AM (++FkS)

155 I seriously don't understand their business model (or the advertisers that use them).  Then again, I don't watch tv.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (X/+QT)

156 #94..the STDs...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (xDnRq)

157 154 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back? Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (++FkS) I haven't lost it yet, dickhead!

Posted by: Teh Sanchize at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (jVAw4)

158 Well, there's always porn.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (BVkEs)

159 She was not gay enough.

Posted by: Don Lemon and Andersons Pooper at the water cooler at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (wAQA5)

160 >>> CNN Fired Her For Being "Too Ethnic?" Or rather, her audience.

CNN the racist f*cks, let me tell you the logic according to CNN. Those bigoted bastards are assuming that the minority audience needs no "convincing" to be progressive, and CNN fancies that choir preaching is MSNBCs job; Their job is to broadly appeal to the middle and convince middle America to vote away their freedom and prosperity. So take a look at racial demographics, decide if they are reaching that target market, decide on color of skin that they aren't, can the show. Bigotry 101.

Let me guess that Piers has a racial demographic (for what viewers he does have) that matches the political demographic they very much want to influence to vote stupid.

CNN it's not about having viewers, it's about having the correct colored viewers.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 30, 2013 10:20 AM (0q2P7)

161

O'Brien was featured on a regular segment of the Discovery Channel program The Next Step, holding the position of "Sun Microsystems Infogal."





So, if anyone knows of an infogal job, please shoot Soledad an IM.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (kdS6q)

162 Everyone loves Chris Cuomo, he's good at his job. He's pissed cause he was passed over

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (/b8+5)

163 #94..the STDs... Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (xDnRq) Splains it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (l86i3)

164 Well, there's always porn.

Posted by: CraigPoe

-------------------

I just puked up 500 pounds of squid. Thanks a lot ya jerk.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (uhftQ)

165 132 108 JollyRoger,

I'd wear a John kerry Brand Full Body Condom....

just to be sure

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (LRFds)

 

Its ok. After a more extensive review, I have come to the conclusion that I was thinking of the wrong one and I indeed would not hit it due to standards. Apologies. Like millions of Americans I have not ever watched her alleged show. Which, incidentally, is now cancelled. Or so I hear. I didn't really miss it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (t06LC)

166 Chris Cuomo is poised to be-- unbiased! It could happen!!!

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:21 AM (r2PLg)

167 wait is the problem she's to ethnic? or that her audience is to ethnic? And by ethnic do they really mean people who don't fucking really exist? Because that's what those numbers say.

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (HEa5q)

168 Terminators have no remorse.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (KXm42)

169 Don't these news people get that if they were equally tough on both sides of the political debate, they'd increase their own stature and hence their worth (marketability)?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (8sCoq)

170 King Dan I and his little dwarf Olbermann eagerly await Soledad's arrival on the Island of Unwanted Anchors.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (QKKT0)

171 Is she actually fired from CNN or just losing her show? I hope the former but have only seen the latter in press reports. I want to make sure before I point and laugh.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (8/DeP)

172 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (++FkS)

 

Maybe Rich can give Soledad a dirty him.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (t06LC)

173 I think her audiance was Poised to be ethnic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (l86i3)

174 ratings don't matter; personality--that's what matters, man.  Personality


Posted by: Rick Sanchez at January 30, 2013 10:22 AM (Dll6b)

175 My Italian-born grandfather's name was Horatio Roselli Guglielmo ( + surname.) He Americanized it to Horace. Personally, I would have stuck with Horatio. A Horatio would get more chicks.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (7ObY1)

176 'Cause as with mexican women, she looks, her face looks, like she is just about to experience the "ten thousandth bean" phenomena.

I can happen overnight. Literally overnight.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (PH+2B)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

The  studio make-up people have to report sagging breasts.  So that's another possibility.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (+8acg)

177 99 I imagine she'll find a job a Nickelodeon as Spongedad Squarepanties.

NO.  She will become the voice of a brand-new character:  Mrs. Crabs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (wtvvX)

178 Don't worry.  I'm sure that former President and CEO of NBC Jeff Zucker will work hard to eliminate any left wing bias from CNN.

Also, I'm sure that a naked Kate Upton will soon be showing up at my door with pizza and beer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (SY2Kh)

179 >Well, there's always porn.

MILFs In Media IV

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (8sCoq)

180

No love for 'Puffity Women, Unite!'?

 

I swear, sometimes it's like I don't even know you people. 

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 10:23 AM (R4+dU)

181

Awwwww, why's it always gotta be the *white guy* who done it?

 

Yeah, I know what time it is, uh, crackah. I see how it is. Ummm-hmm!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (3ZtZW)

182 Rick Sanchez works for Fox.  No joke.

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (Aif/5)

183 CNN-- The Cuomo-ing.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (r2PLg)

184 >Also, I'm sure that a naked Kate Upton will soon be showing up at my door with pizza and beer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (SY2Kh)


she could be poised... you don't know...

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (8sCoq)

185 Two pieces of good news in one day?  What happened, am I still asleep?

Not to worry, Soledad I'm sure they're yearning for you over at MSNBC.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (P7hip)

186 178 HolloPoint,

You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (LRFds)

187 Guess she ran out of her Lucky Charms.

Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (xp8vD)

188

And by ethnic do they really mean people who don't fucking really exist? Because that's what those numbers say.

___

 

CNN  is  racist  against  invisible  ethnics. Is  there  no  limit  to their  perfidy  and  shame? 

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 10:24 AM (jm/9g)

189 Well, there's always porn.

MILFs In Media IV

Posted by: Jones in CO

------------------

 

GAAAHHHHH! Stop that!

I just lost all the cod from this morning.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (uhftQ)

190

>>>Well, there's always porn.

'Puffy Facials XIV'

 

 

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (R4+dU)

191 The difference between Soledad and Piers is that I can imagine a possible use for the former... if you know what I mean.  The latter, not so much.

Posted by: Voluble at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (qYvEa)

192 96---" wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?" Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq) It's one of many Spanish names that have to do with Mary and are combined with "Maria." Maria de (la) Soledad --- Mary of Solitude Maria de (las) Mercedes --- Mary of Mercies Maria de (los) Dolores --- Mary of Sorrows. Maria de(l) Consuelo --- Mary of Consolation etc. A "Maria de la Soledad" (or just "Maria Soledad") may be called "Maria" (duh), "Soledad," or "Marisol." My mother goes by "Marisol."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (C8mVl)

193
Oh my Maria!...Now why wouldn't she stick with a lovely name like Maria?

What do you do with a problem like Maria?♫

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (p/cQy)

194 Hopefully, she ends up with O'Reilly. One of his Bloviatin Babes

Posted by: Dark Ages at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (epFwI)

195 Your parents married in 1958 in Washington, D.C. Your father Edward, an Australian (from Toowoomba, Queensland) of Irish descent, was a mechanical engineering professor. Your mother, Estella, who is Afro-Cuban, was a French and English teacher.

You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Lyin's Earpiece at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (ZKzrr)

196 Pairing Cuomo and Burnett is absolute brilliance. They should have great chemistry and they are both very intelligent people.

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (/b8+5)

197 She's been interviewing with MSNBC for the past year or so anyway.  Don't be surprised if she ends up there, doing what she's been doing, to the 10th power.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (mg08E)

198 I'm big-boned.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 10:25 AM (QupBk)

199 Guess she ran out of her Lucky Charms. *** I'm guessing she lost the negatives.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 10:26 AM (piMMO)

200 Soledad esta encendido.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2013 10:26 AM (uiI1p)

201 186 178 HolloPoint,

You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (LRFds)

 

Four way! I'll be right over! And Hollow, keep your shit as far away from me and Ms. Upton as possible

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:26 AM (t06LC)

202 Your major exports are coffee and zinc.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:26 AM (KXm42)

203 CNN has been screwed up since they put Tucker Carlson on CrossFire

Posted by: Bob "The Prince of Darkenss" Novak at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (e8kgV)

204 182 Rick Sanchez works for Fox. No joke. Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (Aif/5) as what? the door man?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (HEa5q)

205 I watch her occasionally. CNN is between CNBC and Fox News on my cable lineup, so I will sometimes pause for a few seconds and listen to the inanity that seems to make up everything on that station.

She is everything that people say...and more!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (GsoHv)

206

Took 49 posts to get to the first "racist". Place is slipping, or it's just too obvious and worn out.

 

In other news, I just got an email from a preverted friend and the subject line reads, "Bottomless Titty Pit".

 

I'm poised to open it.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (1Y+hH)

207 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (pZDxu)

208 HolloPoint,You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly? **** Miss McCallum is better looking than Miss Kelly

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 10:27 AM (piMMO)

209 They need to clean out the entire crew, except erin burnett they're going to brink beck back, this time on beck's terms

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:28 AM (/b8+5)

210 Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (/b8+5)

They're having an affair.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2013 10:28 AM (GsoHv)

211  I'm big-boned.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

 

And I have an extremely relaxed sphincter.  Call me.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2013 10:28 AM (wAQA5)

212 Well, there's always porn.


'Puffy Facials XIV'

Posted by: garrett

------------------------

Blaaaauuuuuugggg! (spit)

That was nothing but stomach bile. Hope you're happy.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:28 AM (uhftQ)

213 Tehachapi O'Toole is warming up in the on deck circle (jerk)! Yeah, I've watched "The Maltese Falcon" recently...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 10:29 AM (/Bbvl)

214 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=robin+meade&qpvt=robin+meade&FORM=IGRE

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:29 AM (p/cQy)

215 Getting fired at CNN is kinda like letting one go in a semi crowded elevator.

An anonymous sample of gaseous waste.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 10:29 AM (aZ6ew)

216

@206

 

My friend go one of those emails once that fried his computer. It said "Anna Kournakova Sex Tape." I said "You didn't know that was a virus?" to which he replied, "yep. I was pretty sure, but I couldn't pass a chance like that up."

Touche

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:29 AM (t06LC)

217 Fulsome O'mears in "Her Juicy Jackpot VII"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:29 AM (LRFds)

218
o/t

Adult film actor Ron Jeremy is reportedly in critical condition at a Los Angeles hospital, TMZ.com is reporting. Originally from Queens, NY, Jeremy went on to have one of the most successful careers in the adult film industry. He has starred in over 1700 X-rated movies

According to the website, the legendary porn star is being treated at Cedars-Sinai hospital for an aneurysm that was located near his heart.




1700 porn movies and he pops a blood vessel in his -- heart?

It's a funny ol world....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 10:30 AM (kdS6q)

219
as what? the door man?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (HEa5q)



Nope, reporter for Fox News Latino.  One of the many reasons I almost never watch Fox anymore.

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 10:30 AM (Aif/5)

220 Don't open the e-mail titled "naked pictures of Hillary Clinton."  May contain naked pictures of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at January 30, 2013 10:30 AM (ZKzrr)

221 If I had the chance to hit Erin Burnett I'd use deer antler spray first.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 10:30 AM (8/DeP)

222 218 LDC,

He was inspired by Barry screwing the whole nation so Hedgehog was trying to screw the planet.

Rest in peace scrotal warrior.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:30 AM (LRFds)

223 Maybe now Bradley can get down to business with Soledad

... I don't know nuffin' 'bout birthin' no babies

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (e8kgV)

224 192 so a Maria de(l) Consuelo goes by Maricon?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (3ZtZW)

225 You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

I'm poised to let them alternate in their duties of doing me and fetching beer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (SY2Kh)

226 195 --- An oppressed and disadvantaged woman living in chains!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (C8mVl)

227 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money. Better than the skin flints at the Secret Service!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (GFM2b)

228
I heard they are replacing her with Gabby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (p/cQy)

229 It seems Soledad is some sort of Latino. Look at her birthname. Wonder why she dropped her latino heritage in favor of a more...white name. Is she ashamed of her roots?

Posted by: blindside at January 30, 2013 10:31 AM (x7g7t)

230

Posted by: runningrn at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM

 

 

Does that mean I'm safe if I'm self-employed?

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (1Y+hH)

231 224 Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich,

or Macadamia McNutty

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (LRFds)

232

We need a Carly McKinney (hot stoned naked young female math teacher) thread.  Damn, that woman is HAAAAAWWWT.

Where was she when I was in school? (I know, not even born yet, actually; that's the sad part)


Posted by: imp at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (UaxA0)

233 Megyn hasn't been the same since she dropped a litter.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (8/DeP)

234 Looks like fluffing for Ron Jeremy is off the table as an employment opportunity for her.

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (GlnE7)

235 >>Miss McCallum is better looking than Miss Kelly
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM(piMMO)


I've been saying that for some time.

And Erin Burnett is like some teenage twit up too late at a pajama party.

She sucks, which come to think of it is prolly her fallback skillset.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (aZ6ew)

236 228 Guy Mohawk,

well at least they'll be limited to less lies per half hour....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:32 AM (LRFds)

237 1700 porn movies and he pops a blood vessel in his -- heart?



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

That's a lot of.....well.....you know. 

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:33 AM (+8acg)

238 “… over the past two decades funding agencies may have awarded millions and possibly billions of dollars to scientists who submitted the same grant request multiple times — and accepted duplicate funding.”

Posted by: Michael Mann at January 30, 2013 10:33 AM (e8kgV)

239 Soledad (The Idiot) was fired? How very unexpected!

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2013 10:33 AM (gjIQF)

240 224----- "so a Maria de(l) Consuelo goes by Maricon?" OMG, that is hilarious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 10:33 AM (C8mVl)

241 "Did you watch the Super Bowl on Sunday?" http://tinyurl.com/aeugpue

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 10:34 AM (/b8+5)

242 238 Michael Mann,

Yeah you may be poised to go to the Crossbar Love Shack.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:34 AM (LRFds)

243 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money. Nah, too old.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:34 AM (l86i3)

244 Maybe she can team up with Olbermann and have a show that's an even bigger joke. It could be on that new Muzzie network.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 10:34 AM (EbE0l)

245 1700 porn movies?


Ok, hold on, let me do the math here.

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 10:34 AM (++FkS)

246 Does supra-genius Roland Martin still work there?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 10:35 AM (8/DeP)

247 Racism AND sexism- my goodness, CNN has decided the best way to compete with Fox News is be JUST LIKE IT. Suck it, haters. Social justice will still be pursued. But this is still why I watch NPR.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (jCQ+I)

248 245 dansteed,

over 30ish years....

wonder if Ginger Lynn is smiling or crying?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (LRFds)

249 Well, she certainly had a minority of viewers. Maybe that's what the CNN exec meant. Walking back - is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (FcR7P)

250 My friend go one of those emails once that fried his computer. It said "Anna Kournakova Sex Tape." I said "You didn't know that was a virus?" to which he replied, "yep. I was pretty sure, but I couldn't pass a chance like that up."
Touche

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (t06LC)

 

 

___   ___   ____  ____   ____  _

 

 

Meh. Cost of doing business.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (1Y+hH)

251 Ok  --  that was a good Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (KXm42)

252 Is she actually fired from CNN or just losing her show? I hope the former but have only seen the latter in press reports. I want to make sure before I point and laugh.

According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role, but dumping her unwatched show to the great disappointment of dozens.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (SY2Kh)

253 Ah, imitation is the greatest form of flattery...

Posted by: F O x at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (/b8+5)

254 Mary Cloggenstein, I can't tell if you are a sock or not. Even if you are real, you're a joke.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (uhftQ)

255 Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (l86i3)

256 Anyone have any contacts at Al Jazeera America?

Posted by: Soulfood O'Bunnion at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (Khu8a)

257 Puffy face, and nerve-rattling voice of a whiny 12-year-old girl.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (tWwLM)

258 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (ZKzrr) LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (B5s0p)

259 253 Hollopoint,

of coma victims....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (LRFds)

260

Anna Kournakova was never hot. Overrated, yes.

Salma Hayek? Hot. Monica Belucci? Hot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (uhftQ)

261 I'm sorry, but she and Rachel Ray could pass for sister.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (bTPOR)

262 oMG. I actually read that as Cynthia McKinney (retard-GA)

Posted by: thunderb at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (yQGlA)

263 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (jCQ+I) You watch your radio? Figures...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (B5s0p)

264 261 VIA,

yeah maybe...one can cook facts the other a meal......

choose wisely

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (LRFds)

265 Anna Kournakova was never hot. Overrated, yes. Salma Hayek? Hot. Monica Belucci? Hot. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:39 PM (uhftQ) Umm, Anna? Good lord man I want your leftovers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (l86i3)

266 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

****

Piers Morgan's viewer has a job so he can buy a candy bar that might be advertised on CNN.  That was the deciding factor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (SkyIE)

267 "Anna Kournakova was never hot"

i rate this false

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (60GaT)

268 Anna Kournikova was hot.  Pistols at noon!


Noonish.

(I'm a  bit of a nightowl)

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (KXm42)

269 When you kick Anna out of bed please send her to mine.



http://tinyurl.com/ajmjxfm

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (Aif/5)

270 Katarina Witt- Hot

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (uhftQ)

271 266 Lemmiwinks,

Stockade O'shannon's 36 coma victim viewers were found to not be able to leave the basement they are kept in....

Battleboro VT General is under investigation

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (LRFds)

272

 

Mary Cloggenstein just fell into the Bottomless Titty Pit.

 

Couple of pebbles lost in the Alps.

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (1Y+hH)

273

Hey,  I know you!

 

You're San Quentin O'Brien from CNN, Right?

Attica O'Brien?

Sing-Sing O'Brien?

 

Oooh, Sorry!

 

Posted by: Low Info Voter and couch potato at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (zLp5I)

274 CNN says Soledad is important to the network, but just not on the air. So, I guess she can type real fast or something?

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (gjIQF)

275 Katarina Witt- Hot Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (uhftQ) yep, and Gabriella Sabatini.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (l86i3)

276 Save image as...

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (KXm42)

277

Phoenix shooting right after Gabby got through propagandaing

quote: "One of the victims was taken to a hospital in extremely critical condition; the other two victims shot suffered non-life threatening injuries, Thompson said.

Officer James Holmes said police so far believe there was only one shooter but don't know his whereabouts"

 

Officer James Holmes? The same name as the Aurora shooter? Have we reached a crazy shooter singularity?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (t06LC)

278

255Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

 

Is the shooter OK?

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (ZDsRL)

279 I always thought that the picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in the t shirt looked a lot like Ron Jeremy. Or was that Rosie O'donnell?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (l3vZN)

280 274 LASue,

she types at 3 squirts every 15 minutes

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (LRFds)

281 Soledad would make a wonderful gaffer on a Portuguese tuna boat.  The sky is the limit!

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (WM+rJ)

282 According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role,

Someone's gotta go fetch lunch...

...and all the interns are busy doing important things

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (GlnE7)

283

255Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix.

 

 

 

Award ceremony next week.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (1Y+hH)

284 i rate this false>>

I think the rating system for that would be in

Bonercchios.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (81UWZ)

285 Katarina Witt- Hot
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (uhftQ)

yep, and Gabriella Sabatini.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn

---------------------

A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (uhftQ)

286 279 Pretty sure that was a picture of RJ after making a video with RO.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (tlhtD)

287 Replace Erin Burnett with Dana Loesch. Ratings would soar, but CNN would never promote a conservative.

Posted by: AgentLobos at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (o45zO)

288 The fired her because her audience wasn't "WHITE" enough. We need to be repeating that ad nauseam.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (XvHmy)

289 Anna may not be hot.
But, I'm 55 years old, with grey hair and a big nose.

I can lower my standards enough to spend a half hour or so, nikkid with her.

If it saves the life of one child, I'm willing to suffer through it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (bTPOR)

290 A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (uhftQ)

 

Why? A long nose could come in interesting if you're into getting your salad tossed.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (t06LC)

291 Soledad's squeakhole is in serious need of dorking. I reluctantly volunteer my services. It's ok, I'm not too ethnic.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (4c71i)

292 Gabriella had that one huge arm one normal arm thing going on.



Plus the man walk.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (KXm42)

293 Are we supposed to go o the new place, it looks lonely over there?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (+NNlC)

294 Well if she goes to Current...no wait Al Jazeria; she won't look that Hawt in a burka.

Posted by: Paladin at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (E1aoU)

295 Soledad's squeakhole is in serious need of dorking. I reluctantly volunteer my services. It's ok, I'm not too ethnic. Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (4c71i) It's all greek to me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (l86i3)

296 Why? A long nose could come in interesting if you're into getting your salad tossed.

Posted by: Jollyroger

------------------------

Thought I'd save myself for prison.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (uhftQ)

297
Its not racist because Piers Morgan is only half white.

His other half is white.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (p/cQy)

298 282 According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role,
--------------------------------------------------

Sounds like she will be working directly with the O'bama crew and coordinating stories  for broadcast...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (trA4n)

299 I feel sorry for Slolondad O'Brian because she was a good reporter. But, I am sorry happy to report that my niece who graduated from University of Vermont with a degree in Art Appreciation has gotten a job in Burlington with Wendy's as a Deputy Assisstant Manager. We are so proud of her and proviode this evidence that Presdent Obama policies on the economy are working.  She makes $5.50/hour and probably would not gotten this job if she did not have that degree. Those cannot find any job must be stewped and lazy and blame our black presdent for there own problems !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (3lMGK)

300 A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine) Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (uhftQ) ___________________ Are you sure it's your nose you're worried about? A big nose just might make your whale dick look like a sardine.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (r2PLg)

301 Doesn't she warrant another 4 years to get this figured out? I mean up until now she's sucked and had less that 50,000 viewers and so on, but think of the mess that was left behind by Bernard Shaw.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (4eNxd)

302 Soledad's minority viewers were already in the bag to vote libtard. Need to expand audience to draw in more SCOAMTT support.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (GnJ7A)

303 Ugh.  After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (SY2Kh)

304 Sham Wow infomercials had more than 50k viewers.  I'm just saying...

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (GlnE7)

305 288

let's not get silly here. if you want to be a popular cable news show, you're gonna have to appeal to us crackers.

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (60GaT)

306 Hollowpoint, make yourself feel better and pretend it's metric.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (tlhtD)

307

based on the high concentration of minority viewers

 

Were there enough to play half-court basketball?

 

Nah, didn't think so.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (IDSI7)

308 Those slippers you put in the microwave are also hot. And stupid. Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (R18D0) They feel juuuuuuuust riiiiiiight

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (qV8Rx)

309 Now she can wait around all poised n stuff for the recovery when it comes...poised

Posted by: Jay Carney at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (SkyIE)

310 I always thought that the picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in the t shirt looked a lot like Ron Jeremy. Same here. Could never figure out why I was supposed to be afraid of a pissed-off Hedgehog.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (GBXon)

311  Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

 

Heh. Corups Christi (the next largest town to me) had Low: 75 High 90 and sunny yesterday.

 

Suckers.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (t06LC)

312 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (uhftQ)

313 Her knees are too sharp for TV.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (qV8Rx)

314 "Low: -14F, High: 1F Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)" Yeah, down here in FL it's gonna be in the mid 60s tomorrow. Our heavy duty winter coats still haven't had time to gather dust from the last time it went below 70.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (4c71i)

315 I love how Erick Erickson tells his RedState audience that he decided to leave CNN.  Is that what you call when you've been fired?

The conservative movement could really do without this clown who thinks he's some kingmaker.

Posted by: McAdams at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (EU2BU)

316 "poised" = prosperity is just around the corner

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (GlnE7)

317 312 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (uhftQ)

 

You know, if you really want to get kinky, I bet you could always try a little nasal. Probably best before anal. After, eh.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (t06LC)

318 312 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (uhftQ) _____________ LOL! I have to google--Girard now.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (r2PLg)

319 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow. Low: -14F, High: 1F Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh) It's going to be 30+ degrees colder here tomorrow than it is at the moment. I hate the Outside.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

320 Tonia Kwiatkowski, 1997-1998 United States Figure Skating Championships in Philadelphia. Watched it live with the missus for the first and only time in my life. She asked why Tonia interested me. My response,? "She's the only one in the top five who has boobs." Never repeated the experience...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (SgWU/)

321 I didn't realize that being an Idiot was considered a
" Minority Group "

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (trA4n)

322 So does this mean Soledad will cover dressed-up cat beauty contests and whatever bakery is building America's largest chocolate chip cookie type stories?

cuz that would be teh awesome

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (8sCoq)

323

If you ever meet her in person, please be sure to mock and ridicule her.  Her little mind will be blown away if she ever gets dismissed as the non-entity she actually is. 

 

Get her name wrong, call her by the name of a competitor, credit her for working for FOX Business or CNBC. 

 

It will drive her bat-shit insane. 

Posted by: Low Info Voter and couch potato at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (zLp5I)

324

Well hell, the civil defense alarms just started going off. I guess the damn thunderstorm/tornado warnings have arrived.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (tlhtD)

325
Hey Soledad - make me a sammich, then take out the basura.

Posted by: New CNN White Intern at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (p/cQy)

326 "Low: -14F, High: 1F Posted by: Hollowpoint Poised for global warming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (FcR7P)

327 Hey Soledad, it's ok, I had to close my business and am going through personal bankruptcy, so now we're BOTH poised to recover.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (4c71i)

328 It ain't easy being white....


http://tinyurl.com/6uqwy9

Posted by: Gob & Franklin at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (EZl54)

329 Well, we are poised for a new, clean smelling thread. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (GFM2b)

330 "58 Presdent Obama should do something to stop this..."

She's got dibs on the next Cabinet post* to open up; lotsa people seem to have a need to "spend more time with their families" over there.


* Unless Carney also suddenly needs to spend more time with his family prior to a Cabinet vacancy ...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (n4EDK)

331 Hell, CNN can just drag a hunnerd dollar bill through a trailer park.....

Posted by: James Carville at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (BVkEs)

332 Is Piers on a work visa that sends his ass back to England if he gets fired?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (gKGI0)

333 I've been wobbed by a bwack man!

Posted by: bawney fwank at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (ORGYc)

334 Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time.  Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (wYPjI)

335 324
Well hell, the civil defense alarms just started going off. I guess the damn thunderstorm/tornado warnings have arrived. Posted by: weirdflunky

We had a mini blizzard here in western Iowa overnight....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (trA4n)

336 it's 59 in Boston right now

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (9Q7Nu)

337 This is relate only in that it involves an insufferable liberal woman. A friend (lib douche) was tagged in this post, which allowed me to see it. For your mocking pleasure... My Top 10 List for 2012:10. In a feat of independence and navigation, I drove halfway across the state of Pennsylvania and through downtown Philadelphia successfully finding my destination with no phone and no GPS.9. I read thousands of pages of amazing books on everything from The Wars of the Roses to Tsarist Russia to Medieval India to the history of violence. 2012 was a great year for expanding knowledge and my mind.8. I ziplined through the jungle in Honduras.7. I finally succeeded in liking eggs (and therefore, brunch).6. I made Executive Platinum (American Airlines' top tier status). Goodbye Coach in 2013.5. I discovered Coursera.4. I ate a collection of truly world class meals, including: Sushi Yasuda, Dinner by Heston, Kebab Factory, Morimoto, Kajitsu, Uchi, and The Painted Lady.3. I rode a horse WHILE IT WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN.2. I played bar trivia in an 800 year old bar in Oxford with a team of PhD candidates.1. I watched Diwali fireworks from a rooftop in Chennai, India. Chaotic, terrifying, and truly beautiful.Happy 2013! — with

Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (wsGWu)

338 a week ago it was 9 degrees


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (9Q7Nu)

339 You know, if you really want to get kinky, I bet you could always try a little nasal. Probably best before anal. After, eh.

Posted by: Jollyroger

-----------------------

 

And if she sneezes.....not good.

Tasker, I should have said not even Jamie Farr could do that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (uhftQ)

340 Since Ace has moved on to bigger things, it looks like we're going to have to keep this thread lumbering along.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (+8acg)

341 Around 70 degrees here in Buffalo, NY right now. It was 5 degrees last week at this time. Talk about a swing.

My company actually turned on the air conditioning...

303 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (cv5Iw)

342
what's more, it's gonna stay in the 50's all night

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (9Q7Nu)

343

"I rode a horse WHILE IT WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN."

May it rest in peace your heartless monster...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (uhftQ)

344 New one up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (bTPOR)

345 Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time. Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (wYPjI)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen.  It's part of the show.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (+8acg)

346 42 I'm getting a schadenstiffy over this one
***********

"Isn't it good...schadenfreude wood."

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (HVtRc)

347 Is this post real?
licks screen, flips over  for markings .

srsly ? they think news is only for 'some folks?"


Posted by: ette at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)

348 Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:51 PM (4c71i)


I WILL CUT YOU WHILE FORCING YOU TO WATCH ME RAPE THE CORPSE OF YOUR GREAT-GREAT GRANDMOTHERS

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (SY2Kh)

349 337: She forgot to shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (GBXon)

350 335 Same storm different feature. We don't get to many blizzards in Ga. but we do get some thunderstorms and tornadoes. Not typical for January however. I'm poised to call Al Gore and have him fly in on his jet at take to Vermont or wherever Folsum O'Hurley is.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (tlhtD)

351 >Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time. Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.


It was a helluva party right up to that point

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (8sCoq)

352 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow. Low: -14F, High: 1F Record high of 65 here today. Tomorrow, a 40 degree drop and Lake Effect snow. Ugh. This global warmening stuff needs to get more consistent.

Posted by: The MSM at January 30, 2013 11:03 AM (7ObY1)

353

More like, So long! edad.

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (6cOMd)

354 #25 for thread winner

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (Kr0wI)

355 If you are going to pretend to be me, you vile right-wing racist whore, at least get the spelling and grammar correct!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (jCQ+I)

356 Keep your head in the sand and keep reaching for the gutter, Soledad!

Posted by: Baldy at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (opS9C)

357 355 Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT Long time, no read. I see that you have managed to recharge your laptop ... ... but what about the 1/4 of Vermont residents who will lose power when your state gets it wish and shuts Vermont Yankee down for good?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (CP2Yg)

358 Soledad O'Brien: Why pay for the cow when you can Wiki it for free?

Posted by: Larches Sojnnoh at January 30, 2013 11:16 AM (CP2Yg)

359 Solobamadicksucker N.O'Brain is an Ignorant Cunt with no interest in correcting her ignorance level with actual facts. 

All she is good for is sucking obama dick.



I despise that fucking life support system for a vagina.


And I mean that in the most pejorative way it can possibly be taken.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (+OTLF)

360 2
I have a feeling she'll land on her feet knees.


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)


FIFY

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (+OTLF)

361 Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (l86i3)


"I shot some lawyers in Phoenix, just to watch 'em die."

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue in Folsom Prison at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (29+x5)

362 Shouldn't that be "Solongadad O'Brien?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 30, 2013 11:42 AM (IDSI7)

363 It's one of many Spanish names that have to do with Mary and are combined with "Maria." Maria de (la) Soledad --- Mary of Solitude Maria de (las) Mercedes --- Mary of Mercies Maria de (los) Dolores --- Mary of Sorrows. Maria de(l) Consuelo --- Mary of Consolation etc. A "Maria de la Soledad" (or just "Maria Soledad") may be called "Maria" (duh), "Soledad," or "Marisol." My mother goes by "Marisol." Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (C8mVl) --Don't forget Pilar, which is my grandmother's name (although she does not have the Maria, it also goes with Maria).

Posted by: Teh Sanchize at January 30, 2013 12:05 PM (jVAw4)

364 /Dirty QB sock

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 12:06 PM (jVAw4)

365 They canceled her show, but apparently they haven't fired her. It seems likely they'll find another place for her in their lineup. 

Posted by: sauropod at January 30, 2013 12:07 PM (WdzGK)

366 Wow, I've been to Toowoomba, Australia! Beautiful place on top of a small mountain.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at January 30, 2013 12:34 PM (UU0OF)

367 she's a bit of a snotty bitch Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq) ________________________ Probably has something to do with being one of those Affirmative Action Harvard grads. The poor frauds are so afraid somebody is going to catch on to the fact that they are dopes, they invest a lot of energy into trying to convince themselves that they really are better than everybody else.

Posted by: Observer at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (/sohm)

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