January 30, 2015

So, Transgendered Illegal Aliens Are Now Being Given Hormone Therapy by ICE, Because the Constitution Says So
— Ace

Did I say trannies? I mean those with Undocumented Genitals.

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM | Comments (168)
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1 I never thought I'd be glad to see a title like that.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 03:13 PM (zt+N6)

2 *thud*

Posted by: Zombie James Madison at January 30, 2015 03:13 PM (w3a0Z)

3 First?

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit[/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:13 PM (0RdKg)

4 I wasn't planning to do anything with that money anyway.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 03:14 PM (sdi6R)

5 Which Amendment is that?

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 03:14 PM (bAGA/)

6 I thought this was fundamental transformation night.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 03:15 PM (g/zj9)

7 Obama's main goal for the rest of his lame-duck term is just to piss us off. It's working.

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 03:15 PM (qyomX)

8 America is pretty much the laughingstock of the world now, right?

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 03:15 PM (sdi6R)

9 Undocumented genitals? I don't even want to think about that...

Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 03:15 PM (T/ffA)

10 Which Constitution are they reading? Obviously not the same one I've been reading for the last 62 freaking years. Who are these people? And why are they on my lawn?

Posted by: Old Blue at January 30, 2015 03:16 PM (vVSOO)

11 Well a guy has to do what a guy has to do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:16 PM (4ka5+)

12 Wow. Just, wow. We just aren't a serious country anymore.

Posted by: Mordineus at January 30, 2015 03:16 PM (eR69N)

13 WTF?

Posted by: teh Wind at January 30, 2015 03:17 PM (frYU/)

14 Doesn't affect me. My genitals are thoroughly documented.

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at January 30, 2015 03:17 PM (qyomX)

15 While Granny can't get a new hip, Jose the Tranny gets hormones...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:17 PM (YNFI+)

16 Your government atwerk.

Posted by: Alan Grayson (D) Mentia[/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 03:18 PM (0HooB)

17 Well, I remember when I was born in America. Where the fuck did it go???

Posted by: In Exile at January 30, 2015 03:18 PM (/3yYD)

18 Big Brother is forcing sex changes on poor people just trying to find a better life for themselves. Get taken prisoner by ICE, get a your hormones reversed.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:18 PM (hhknc)

19 The Onion is gonna have to seriously up their game.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 03:18 PM (06U11)

20 When you don't stand for anything you will fall for everything. G.K. Chesterton paraphrased

Posted by: DM at January 30, 2015 03:18 PM (Ehe+p)

21 Good to see that the important "things" are getting addressed.

Posted by: the VA at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (f8y+G)

22
We just aren't a serious country anymore.

Posted by: Mordineus at January 30, 2015 08:16 PM (eR69N)




Bread and circuses.

Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (mrUcX)

23 Oh what the hell, why not? While we're at it, let's replace the President with a giant squid. And dump LSD in the water supply. If we're going to go crazy, let's GOH KRAZEEEEE, BITCHEZ!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (KBvAm)

24 So if you're a woman trapped inside a mans body why do you need hormones? Come over on a Saturday when I'm filleting fish I will take care of that dangling participle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (4ka5+)

25 Oh yuck. Off wife beating, car crashing, idiot sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (0HooB)

26 Undocumented genitals. The current Miss Mega says you are a "funny bastard", ace. That's a compliment, by the way.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 30, 2015 03:19 PM (QCo5R)

27 Meanwhile, I pay a $145 a month co-pay for blood thinners.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 03:20 PM (2o6Wj)

28 Seriously good Williamson quote, via Instapundit, that bears on this situation: "The goal of progressivism is not to make the world rational; it's to make the world Portland."

Posted by: Splunge at January 30, 2015 03:20 PM (qyomX)

29 23 And dump LSD in the water supply. Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2015 08:19 PM (KBvAm) Some days I think that already happened.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 03:20 PM (sdi6R)

30 Did Undocumented Genitals open for Pussy Riot in Red Square in 2010?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (YNFI+)

31 Obama signed somethingsomething allowing the petition of same sex fiancé and spouse under K-1 and K-3 visas respectively.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (cZOkr)

32 Let me check. Um, nope. Not amused.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (0HooB)

33 This is like some SciFi/Horror fiction. Get captured by the government and turned into a replicant and forced into a life of prostitution.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (hhknc)

34 Jeebus cross-dressing Cripes. We really are completely boned.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (mx5oN)

35 Who'd they have to blow to get that special treatment?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 30, 2015 03:21 PM (AC0lD)

36 While we're at it, let's replace the President with a giant squid. That would constitute an improvement, I think Boobehs to Huntsmen to trannies. I'm sensing a downward arc on our threads tonight.

Posted by: Half of America at January 30, 2015 03:22 PM (m9V0o)

37 While Granny can't get a new hip, Jose the Tranny gets hormones...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 08:17 PM (YNFI+)



Plenty of hormones in a Mexican whorehouse, especially when they don't get paid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2015 03:22 PM (upitO)

38 The Onion is gonna have to seriously up their game.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 08:18 PM (06U11)




No joke, they are in danger of becoming serious journalism.

Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 03:22 PM (b/480)

39 Burn it all the f**k down. NOW. Every damn day there's some new bat-shit-crazy nonsense like this. Burn it all - there's nothing left to save. Really, what good is left here? The women are all masculinized hypergamist exploiters, the government, education, and most of the churches are run by the worst people in the country, the economy is engineered to rob regular Americans and benefit foreigners, and every so-called "freedom" we have is subject to conditions that grow ever more restrictive. And every fresh burden upon us is engineered to benefit the trash of humanity! They're freer in the 3rd world, and their poverty forces them to dispense with retarded shit like this. The Dominican Republic might be a kleptocratic hellhole but at least they leave you in peace - nobody tries to tax you to pay for this kind of madness. You can even own property free and clear and not be a serf forever (one-time property tax). Down there nobody lectured me about my white privilege or the evils of the free market, except the rare expat libtard, and there were no social consequences to pay for telling them to shut the f**k up. Somebody please light the fuse...

Posted by: Reactionary at January 30, 2015 03:22 PM (TsW/N)

40 I'll bet our homegrown 'Murican trannies are none too pleased. That hormone therapy shit costs some serious money.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 03:22 PM (06U11)

41 Sock-be-gone.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (m9V0o)

42 Big Bubba, so that is the big secret in the Bruce Willis movie VICE?

http://youtu.be/ETtLM0NI-Ug

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (YNFI+)

43 Rio Grande Oysters.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (2o6Wj)

44 Yes, this will contribute to our economy in many undocumented, untold ways.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (dVmLD)

45 I just survived an arduous journey through shithole northern Mexico, and Dios mios, amigo, do I ever need a sex change.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (g/zj9)

46 30 Did Undocumented Genitals open for Pussy Riot in Red Square in 2010? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 08:21 PM (YNFI+) It was a very confusing show.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (mx5oN)

47 Boobehs to Huntsmen to trannies. I'm sensing a downward arc on our threads tonight.

Posted by: Half of America at January 30, 2015 08:22 PM (m9V0o)




I fear for the ONT...

Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 03:23 PM (b/480)

48 Begone, Burrito!

Posted by: Undocumented Genitals at January 30, 2015 03:24 PM (qyomX)

49 ace, is there going to be an end of the month New Year's Resolution thread?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 30, 2015 03:24 PM (AC0lD)

50 "The Onion is gonna have to seriously up their game." -Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 08:18 PM (06U11) ^ Restarant Quality Snark ^

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:25 PM (16bOT)

51 "I'll bet our homegrown 'Murican trannies are none too pleased. That hormone therapy shit costs some serious money." Well, according to government sources, hormone therapy has just been declared a 'right', so if you want it, you are now entitled to it. Who wouldn't want to turn your male citizens into females? A civilization needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:25 PM (hhknc)

52 ...restaurant, even. *goes back to watching Gold Rush*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:26 PM (16bOT)

53 I fear for the ONT...

Don't you know dahling, the ONT is going to be SO fabulous.  Give it two snaps right now!


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:26 PM (YNFI+)

54 >>>ace, is there going to be an end of the month New Year's Resolution thread?<<<

Like gasoline on the bonfire, my friend.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 03:26 PM (dVmLD)

55 I fear for the ONT... Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 08:23 PM (b/480) My money is on CDR M and puppehs I luv puppehs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:27 PM (4ka5+)

56 Did that conet already pass?Maybe it can hook a little...

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2015 03:27 PM (v5UtH)

57 Comet LoveJoy has already left the building.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:28 PM (YNFI+)

58 This should be the punishment for crossing our border illegally.

Not a reward for the illegal genitaliens.

Posted by: a sane USA at January 30, 2015 03:28 PM (f8y+G)

59 Did that conet already pass?Maybe it can hook a little... If stupidity only generated its own gravity field... And judging from what's going these days, I'm not so sure it doesn't. Many formerly sane people seem to be drawn into it, like whoever approved this insanity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (0HooB)

60 Constitutional guarantees of hormonal treatment for transygendy illegal immigrants? Well of course there are, you big silly.

Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (EU/xj)

61 58 This should be the punishment for crossing our border illegally. Posted by: a sane USA at January 30, 2015 08:28 PM (f8y+G) Yeah, really. If we could start a rumor campaign among all those macho Latinos, illegal immigration would drop to zero.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (sdi6R)

62 39: Preach it my man. That's beautiful.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (ucDmr)

63 This should be the punishment for crossing our border illegally. Not a reward for the illegal genitaliens. Then send 'em to China, they're hard pressed and won't know the difference...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (m9V0o)

64 Now I'm starting to get the 1000 yard stare. The government sanctioned and paid for madness doesn't end. It doesn't end. It doesn't end. It doesn't end. It doesn't end. Poke a hole in a bucket, and you can plug it with one finger. Blast it a few times with 00buck and...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (XmOA9)

65 Deport you? No, we can't do that, but we can de-penis you.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2015 03:31 PM (w3a0Z)

66 Say hello to my leetle fren...

Posted by: Pedrito at January 30, 2015 03:31 PM (lG2E3)

67 Remember, we haven't reached bottom of the rabbit hole. Heck, we're not even halfway there...

Posted by: The Cis-Hat at January 30, 2015 03:32 PM (0Ew3K)

68 Oh, and guess what? The one piece of halfway-functioning health care in this country, Tricare, is on the chopping block for "cost savings." Gee, I wonder what they're going to do with all that extra money?

http://tinyurl.com/lxcerxc

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 03:32 PM (dCUzJ)

69 What was in the podcast today? Is there an executive summary for those of us with ADD and can't sit still long enough to listen?

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:32 PM (hhknc)

70 39 Burn it all the f**k down. NOW. Every damn day there's some new bat-shit-crazy nonsense like this. Burn it all - there's nothing left to save -------- I can not argue your points

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:33 PM (4ka5+)

71 I'm telling you man, don't go Norte. I crossed the border, they injected me with something, and now I have muy grande pechas!

Posted by: Undocumented Immigrant at January 30, 2015 03:33 PM (qyomX)

72 Pookysgirl, why not.  Remember what Clinton did to free healthcare for life for veterans. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:33 PM (YNFI+)

73 Deport you? No, we can't do that, but we can de-penis you.

***

I'd rather be deported.

Posted by: cool arrow at January 30, 2015 03:34 PM (lAtKI)

74 Hey, look. We neuter and spay cats and dogs. Why not illegal border jumpers? For the children.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:35 PM (hhknc)

75 74 Hey, look. We neuter and spay cats and dogs. Why not illegal border jumpers? For the children. Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch We also give them flea dips but we can't do that to the illegals

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:36 PM (4ka5+)

76 Let them eat soybeans!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 03:36 PM (2o6Wj)

77 Those Mexican trannies must be very dedickated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2015 03:37 PM (upitO)

78 Michelle must be so thrilled for her people.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 03:38 PM (06U11)

79 Let's first stop calling them illegal aliens as if they're homeless nomads. THEY ARE CITIZENS OF OTHER COUNTRIES. We used to call them foreigners. GO BACK THE FUCK WHENCE YOU CAME.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 30, 2015 03:38 PM (K8c3j)

80 I will bet Putin is pissing himself laughing at the shit this country is doing. He's probably thinking to himself, fuck, this will be a cakewalk. They have done all the preparation for me already. What a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:39 PM (ucDmr)

81 Dear God, please annihilate us all, we've gone beyond anyone's ability to save us.

Thanks.

Posted by: Null at January 30, 2015 03:39 PM (xjpRj)

82 Oh, and guess what? The one piece of halfway-functioning health care in this country, Tricare, is on the chopping block for "cost savings." Gee, I wonder what they're going to do with all that extra money?

http://tinyurl.com/lxcerxc

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 08:32 PM (dCUzJ)



Oh, out-fucking-standing. That's just lovely, that is.




Pookysgirl, why not. Remember what Clinton did to free healthcare for life for veterans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 08:33 PM (YNFI+)




Yep.

Posted by: Comrade Citizen GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2015 03:39 PM (ll8LT)

83 Joystick, the web site, a gaming site is going bankrupt, people say. Apparently because half the people who go there have adblock software in their browser. Don't let this happen to Ace of Spades HQ. Buy something through the Amazon store link.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:39 PM (hhknc)

84
Did I say trannies? I mean those with Undocumented Genitals.




"Si-males"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2015 03:40 PM (kdS6q)

85 It's bad enough that we're fkud. 0zero heard us say "Moar Frakking!", we're getting FRACKED, good n' hard, ain't we? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 03:40 PM (RzZOc)

86 Sorry. Linky http://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 03:40 PM (2o6Wj)

87 HS has custody of the biggest numbers of trannies. So trannieness requires constant artificial hormone maintenance? Or else what, they return to what they are? The freaks are running the asylum.

Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 03:41 PM (g/zj9)

88 "How do you make a hormone?" Anywho, apropos of nothing: "Have you noticed how a lifelong devotion to physical exercise, to the exclusion of anything else, produces a certain type of mind? Just as neglect of it produces another? ...Excessive emphasis on athletics produces an excessively uncivilized type, while a purely literary training leaves men indecently soft." -The character Socrates in Plato's Republic

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2015 03:41 PM (FcR7P)

89 Joystick, the web site, a gaming site is going bankrupt, people say. Apparently because half the people who go there have adblock software in their browser. Nope. Readership was up 40%. The parent company just got rid of all its hobby blogs. Just randomly. No reason given.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at January 30, 2015 03:41 PM (m9V0o)

90 Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP) a component part of cheap survival foods is soy. I can't eat it. Makes me dizzy.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:43 PM (hhknc)

91 Brother Cavil so, you are saying that yet another internet story was inaccurate? Well, I am a cynic, but apparently not cynical enough. Thanks.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 03:45 PM (hhknc)

92 90: It makes you dizzy because it is actually shit. You know how the body processes real food.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:45 PM (ucDmr)

93 "Let's first stop calling them illegal aliens as if they're homeless nomads. THEY ARE CITIZENS OF OTHER COUNTRIES. We used to call them foreigners. GO BACK THE FUCK WHENCE YOU CAME." -Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 30, 2015 08:38 PM (K8c3j) Nah... "Illegal" and "Alien" both piss the Left off more than the "foreigner" designation.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:46 PM (16bOT)

94 93: Wetbacks must throw them over the edge then. Right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:47 PM (ucDmr)

95
This is the story that the term "WTF" was invented for.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 03:48 PM (wg9gY)

96 So...illegal aliens are treated better than our veterans?
F$#% that sh%t!!!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 03:49 PM (ABcz/)

97 I know it's OT, but Gov. Kitzhaber (Oregon) is in minor trouble with the press. Or rather, his sleazy girlfriend is. She is an environmental "consultant". There were charges before the election that she used her position as first lady to get fat juicy contracts. Kitzhaber said she would never do such a thing, despite some shady things like trying to start a marijuana farm in WA state and marrying a guy to give him a green card. And of course, Oregon had to re-elect him yet again. The latest story is a small environmental group got a $25k grant. And then they signed her as a consultant, so they got a $225k grant until she left. Then it went back to $25k. How does the local press cover it? "Governor, would you say that you've been blinded by love?????"

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 30, 2015 03:50 PM (5HBd1)

98 I say put those fcuking trannies to work immediately cooking hot wings and slinging beers for American sporting events. 

Dammit, I wanted bleu cheese, not ranch dressing, - and extra celery!

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 03:50 PM (dVmLD)

99
Ahhh... someday they will run out of our money and those trannies will have to go to Canada.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 03:50 PM (wg9gY)

100 94 93: Wetbacks must throw them over the edge then. Right? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo Here's a towel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:51 PM (4ka5+)

101 "Wetbacks must throw them over the edge then. Right?" -Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 08:47 PM (ucDmr) Yeah. I suppose that would do it... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:51 PM (16bOT)

102 It makes you dizzy because it is actually shit. Tartinas by Marinela, the dog won't eat them, the ants won't eat them. I've decided to follow their example. http://tinyurl.com/kwyoala

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 30, 2015 03:51 PM (zauWW)

103 Good thing I'm a lesbian trapped in a male's body already. Oh wait ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 03:52 PM (u82oZ)

104 100: Towels? We don't need no fucking towels! Just give us our free shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:52 PM (ucDmr)

105 America has almost become like San Francisco. You know, like Sodom and Gomora.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2015 03:53 PM (go5uR)

106 Nah... "Illegal" and "Alien" both piss the Left off more than the "foreigner" designation.

Correct. Because the 'illegal' part distinguishes them from the rest of the dem's coalition.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2015 03:54 PM (A6vWB)

107 You know who bears a great deal of responsibility for not making sure our immigration laws were enforced and border was secure? The f*cking Republican party that held the presidency and both houses of Congress for 6 years. The same f*cking Republican party that wants to make it a felony for me to eat a little cannabis has sold out the U.S.A.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2015 03:54 PM (26s9t)

108 101: Slap: Then wetbacks it is from now on. I'm an asshole like that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 03:54 PM (ucDmr)

109 104 100: Towels? We don't need no fucking towels! Just give us our free shit. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January Dry those wetbacks off with towels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 03:55 PM (4ka5+)

110 Having flipped through some Tumblr blogs I now feel like a Western human trapped in a Western human's body. Apparently a vocal minority thinks that they're foxes or badgers stuck in a hominid's skin. And if I deny my essential otherkin nature then I must be a closeted otherkin myself. Or something. I don't need to hear about you bein' a stinking badger.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 03:56 PM (AVEe1)

111 I get what Sodomy is. But what is Gamorrahy?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 03:57 PM (2o6Wj)

112 Well, after smugglers cut a hole in the fence south of me big enough to drive an SUV through, it took the Congressional visit to get it fixed. More than a week. So they make the hole, and we citizens get fcuked.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 30, 2015 03:57 PM (l7Kbv)

113 Better yiff those totem animals PDQ...  oh wait.  Maybe not.  *thud*

How hetero-oppressive in a micro-aggressive cis-gendered way I am.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 03:58 PM (YNFI+)

114 Good thing I'm a lesbian trapped in a male's body already. Oh wait ... Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 08:52 PM (u82oZ) It is possible, according to the left to be: Sex: Male Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Lesbian Of course, you could also claim to be a "trans-ethnic" "other-kin" of a left-handed midget Inuit with headmates including a dragon-kin, a god-kin, star-kin, and Naruto-kin... all whom have tourettes and autism.

Posted by: The Cis-Hat at January 30, 2015 03:58 PM (0Ew3K)

115 "Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP) a component part of cheap survival foods" Long pig. The ultimate cheap survival food.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 03:59 PM (noWW6)

116 "Slap: Then wetbacks it is from now on. I'm an asshole like that." -Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 08:54 PM (ucDmr) Go get 'em, tiger. There was a time where I would have chided you for that; explaining the flies, honey and vinegar "smart take", but while I wouldn't use that term? ...it no longer raises my dander.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 03:59 PM (16bOT)

117 Apparently a vocal minority thinks that they're foxes or badgers stuck in a hominid's skin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 08:56 PM (AVEe1)


Question for Anna Puma: Kitsune are fox/human hybrids, but is there such a thing as a badger/human hybrid?

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 04:00 PM (dCUzJ)

118 America has almost become like San Francisco. You know, like Sodom and Gomora. Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2015 08:53 PM (go5uR) At least we'll have plenty of salt for the margaritas!

Posted by: *clinks glass with four horsemen* at January 30, 2015 04:00 PM (0Ew3K)

119 I get what Sodomy is. But what is Gamorrahy?

Sex with giant radioactive lizards

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2015 04:00 PM (A6vWB)

120 Question for Anna Puma: Kitsune are fox/human hybrids, but is there such a thing as a badger/human hybrid?

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 09:00 PM (dCUzJ)

 

Wisconsinites.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 04:01 PM (zt+N6)

121 45 I just survived an arduous journey through shithole northern Mexico, and Dios mios, amigo, do I ever need a sex change. -- I LOLed.

Posted by: @votermom [/i][/s] at January 30, 2015 04:01 PM (cbfNE)

122 Kitsune and nogitsune are not hybrids, they are fox spirits.  Just as racoon dogs or tanuki are spirits.  Both can take human form.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 04:01 PM (YNFI+)

123 Aw crap, Pooky answered my question and it's.... disturbing.

Neverrrr miiiind....

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 04:01 PM (dCUzJ)

124 I get what Sodomy is. But what is Gamorrahy? Sex with giant radioactive lizards turtles Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2015 09:00 PM (A6vWB) FIFY

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at January 30, 2015 04:02 PM (0Ew3K)

125 >>At least we'll have plenty of salt for the margaritas!

*snort*
I like your seeing a positive side of this scenario.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 04:02 PM (ABcz/)

126 "You know who bears a great deal of responsibility for not making sure our immigration laws were enforced and border was secure? The f*cking Republican party that held the presidency and both houses of Congress for 6 years." Same party that ushered in the previous mass amnesty in 1986. Same party which told those of us who warned it would only encourage a flood of new illegals, which has since happened on a scale beyond even our worst imaginings at the time, that we were being "xenophobic" and "alarmist".

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 04:02 PM (noWW6)

127 Kitsune and nogitsune are not hybrids, they are fox spirits. Just as racoon dogs or tanuki are spirits. Both can take human form. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:01 PM (YNFI+) Like reverse furries...

Posted by: Yiff in Hell! at January 30, 2015 04:02 PM (0Ew3K)

128 Yeah, I knew the name and did a quick wikipedia check for the joke and the picture's kinda crappy, but yeah had I read the article, I'd have gotten the turtle part. Win some lose some.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2015 04:03 PM (A6vWB)

129 The idea that the only difference between a man and a women is a few hormones is madness. A dude who takes estrogen is not a women. He's just a dude who takes estrogen. We are male and female at a cellular level. Each and everyone of the 37 trillion cells in your body is coded to be male or female -- and flooding them with some hormones does not change that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 04:03 PM (ZPrif)

130

Does anybody really think the Aztecs put up with this sort of nonsense back in the day?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2015 04:04 PM (kdS6q)

131 Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 09:00 PM (dCUzJ) Wisconsinites. Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 09:01 PM (zt+N6) **snorts**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 04:04 PM (4ka5+)

132 * rummages in desk for 9111 * Crap! No ammo.

Posted by: Atlanta Fire Chief at January 30, 2015 04:04 PM (l1zOH)

133 I get what Sodomy is. But what is Gamorrahy? -- Correct spelling is actually : Sodoff and Gaybegonenow

Posted by: @votermom [/i][/s] at January 30, 2015 04:04 PM (cbfNE)

134 129 The idea that the only difference between a man and a women is a few hormones is madness. A dude who takes estrogen is not a women. He's just a dude who takes estrogen. We are male and female at a cellular level. Each and everyone of the 37 trillion cells in your body is coded to be male or female -- and flooding them with some hormones does not change that. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 09:03 PM (ZPrif) We can make it look like it never happened.

Posted by: Plastic surgeons are us at January 30, 2015 04:04 PM (WNERA)

135 "I get what Sodomy is. But what is Gamorrahy?" -Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 08:57 PM (2o6Wj) I used to think that Augean stables would hold neglected horses, but now I think they would hold attention-getting goats.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (16bOT)

136 Slap, just shittin ya. I would only use that term with fuckin lefties. I work with a lot of whatever the fuck we are supposed to call them. They are some of the best people I have ever known. They ain't all bad. Every one of them is better than a god damn commie.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (ucDmr)

137 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 09:01 PM (YNFI+)


Part of my problem is that in watching something like InuYasha, Japan's version of a "spirit" can be something completely different from what a Westerner would call a spirit.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Official Bergdahl Phonebook Wielder at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (dCUzJ)

138 *raises her nuzzle, sniffs, and flicks nine tails at TPH*

What have kitsune done to you?  I mean real kitsune.  Not humans who think they are kitsune.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (YNFI+)

139 130 Does anybody really think the Aztecs put up with this sort of nonsense back in the day? Posted by: Laurie David's My guess is they sacrificed those Trannys to the God of queerness

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (4ka5+)

140 We are male and female at a cellular level. Each and everyone of the 37 trillion cells in your body is coded to be male or female -- and flooding them with some hormones does not change that. Could "silence of the lambs" be made today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 04:05 PM (AVEe1)

141 Reminds me of that movie called "The Skin I Live In."
Oh, except that was involuntary. And not taxpayer funded. Nevermind....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at January 30, 2015 04:06 PM (ABcz/)

142 Tea party reavers can choose any skin they wish.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 30, 2015 04:07 PM (zauWW)

143 OMG those weren't pickled eggs?

Posted by: Plastic surgeons are us at January 30, 2015 04:07 PM (WNERA)

144 "Apparently a vocal minority thinks that they're foxes or badgers stuck in a hominid's skin." I increasingly feel like a coyote in the same situation. http://tinyurl.com/nv3hg9j

Posted by: torquewrench at January 30, 2015 04:07 PM (noWW6)

145 Does anybody really think the Aztecs put up with this sort of nonsense back in the day? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2015 09:04 PM (kdS6q) According to the Left, the concept of having two biological sexes (male and female) and two genders (male and female, concomitant with biological sex), as well heterosexuality being the norm, are all inventions of White cis-gendered straight male "X-tians" for the purpose of gaining unearned privilege through oppression. Yes, these people believe that Aztecs, Muslims, Australian Aborigines had queer orgies without regard to gender, biological sex, &c.

Posted by: The Kyriarch's Hat at January 30, 2015 04:08 PM (0Ew3K)

146 The misconduct was so egregious that California Superior Court judge Leslie Nichols threw out the state's case. Last year, he further ruled that the government's case was "corrupt and tainted. Cal Fire failed to comply with discovery obligations, and its repeated failure was willful." The judge charged that the state hid key photographs and tried to "steamroll the truth" in order to pin the fire on the company. Investigators lied under oath about what they knew, and federal prosecutors allegedly knew about their perjury and did nothing." When Sierra Pacific lawyers questioned the bulldozer driver, he denied making a statement about the blaze's origins, and he couldn't have properly signed a document given to him by prosecutors because he can't read. The U.S. Forest Service had evidence that one of its fire spotters may have been high on pot and missed the fire's start. His supervisor wanted to fire him, but the supervisor's superiors covered it all up by insisting the spotter get a satisfactory performance rating and stay on the job. "The misconduct in this case is so pervasive," Judge Nichols wrote, "that it would serve no purpose to attempt to recite it all here."

Posted by: Brady's Balls at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (e8kgV)

147 Posted by: Plastic surgeons are us Are you the same guys that messed up Julianne Moore's face?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (zauWW)

148 Shintoism believes everything has a spirit as it were, even that rock down by the stream.  So yes it is a bit different.

This book, originally published in 1961, has been a major help to me on grappling with kitsune in Japanese religion and literature.
http://www.coyotes.org/kitsune/kitsunebook.html

The cult of Inari and the deity's* fox messengers appear both in Shintoism and Buddhism in Japan.

* I say deity because Inari can appear in male and female forms.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (YNFI+)

149 As Smokey I was Trans-Am gendered. Sally Fileld had one speed - wide open!

Posted by: Burt Reynolds at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (gwG9s)

150 I increasingly feel like a coyote in the same situation. ---------------- I'm pretty sure that I am a sloth, trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (l1zOH)

151 -Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:05 PM (ucDmr) I gotcha', (had it), ...LOL. I just want everyone to know where I stand at all times. You've got no problems here, amigo! Vaya con Dios!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (16bOT)

152 Does anybody really think the Aztecs put up with this sort of nonsense back in the day? Anyone who would rip out a still-beating heart wouldn't have any reservations about lopping a still-throbbing penis.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 04:09 PM (2o6Wj)

153 I'm pretty sure that I am a sloth, trapped in a man's body. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 09:09 PM (l1zOH) Does Mrs. Hammers cat know?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 04:10 PM (4ka5+)

154 OMG those weren't pickled eggs? Posted by: Plastic surgeons are us at January 30, 2015 09:07 PM (WNERA) Rocky Mountain Sierra Madre Oysters

Posted by: We don't need no stinking penises! at January 30, 2015 04:10 PM (0Ew3K)

155 Nood. Bring kleenex.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 04:10 PM (9BRsg)

156 Nood.
Bring kleenex.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2015 09:10 PM (9BRsg)



And an empty wastebasket.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 04:12 PM (06U11)

157 "I'm pretty sure that I am a sloth, trapped in a man's body." Sea slug here.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 04:12 PM (2o6Wj)

158 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:05 PM (ucDmr)

and everyone of them is a part of an invading army that has it's hand in your pocket is looking over your house to see what they can "borrow" and tomorrow will be taking your job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 04:14 PM (RZzX3)

159 Slap: Sometimes, I tend to go over the edge so to speak. This is about the only place left a guy can do that. Hope things are going well for you. Have you recovered from the Christmas light experience my friend?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 04:14 PM (ucDmr)

160 Shapeshifting fencejumping riverswimming aliens?

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2015 04:14 PM (go5uR)

161 158: I have nothing here they would want to borrow. They can have my fuckin job whenever they want it. I wish they would come and take it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 04:16 PM (ucDmr)

162 You have to give props to the founding fathers, they thought of everything

Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 30, 2015 04:26 PM (N4yjS)

163 "Have you recovered from the Christmas light experience my friend?" -Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 30, 2015 09:14 PM (ucDmr) Yup! 95% looking to get to my 98% Max! ...because mid-forties.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at January 30, 2015 04:30 PM (16bOT)

164 110 Having flipped through some Tumblr blogs I now feel like a Western human trapped in a Western human's body. Apparently a vocal minority thinks that they're foxes or badgers stuck in a hominid's skin. And if I deny my essential otherkin nature then I must be a closeted otherkin myself. Or something. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 08:56 PM (AVEe1) Tumblr is a world unto itself. It is a subset of the internet, but it is frickin' huge. Sometimes I wonder if the denizens ever venture outside Tumblr into the larger online world.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 04:34 PM (sdi6R)

165 Sometimes I wonder if the denizens ever venture outside Tumblr into the larger online world. I also wonder the same thing about AOL members.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 04:46 PM (sdi6R)

166 Testicles? We ain't got no testicles. We don't need no testicles. I don't have to show you any stinking testicles.

Posted by: RKae at January 30, 2015 05:44 PM (1fhPE)

167 "undocumented genitals"

heh. I gotta remember that one.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 30, 2015 07:55 PM (yR6A1)

168 The problem with erotic socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's genitals. Or something like that.

Posted by: edj at January 31, 2015 05:31 PM (klzyR)

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