April 28, 2006

Shocker: Islamist Theocrats, When Not Filming Their Own Murder-Porn Snuff Films, Beat Off To Hardcore Sex-Porn
— Ace

I'd've never guessed. These guys always seemed like such balanced, centered kind of cats to me.

So how does a pious Islamic extremist and potential terrorist pass the time? He watches hardcore porn. Investigators found that at least one of two Islamic extremist planning an attack on the US from Canada was in possession of hardcore pornography.

In Muslim societies the calls for all women to be covered completely and constant diatribes that sexual immorality is a threat to Islamic nations have become commonplace. Yet there is mounting evidence that terrorist extremists commonly view hardcore pornography.

Toronto-based TheStar.com recently reported that two men from the US state of Georgia met in the Canadian city with Islamic extremists to discuss potential terror strikes in the United States, including attacks on oil refineries and military bases, according to recently unsealed US court documents.

Liberals love accusing sexual prudes of hypocrisy. But don't expect any gloating here. They're swarthy, they're "multicultural," they're sworn enemies of America-- ergo, they're owed a modicum of respect and sexual privacy.

Via Fark.

Posted by: Ace at 06:57 AM | Comments (20)
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1 For some reason I can't stop laughing over your use of the term beat off.

Hahahahaha! So junior high school! I love this moronblog.

Posted by: The Warden at April 28, 2006 07:04 AM (rkK3q)

2 The men of Islam are so shamed by their sexual desires towards women, that they must lash out at the object of the shame, ie the permissive West.

That will be five dollars, please. Cash only.

Posted by: Stormy70 at April 28, 2006 07:06 AM (rnJqo)

3 Sometimes I wonder if the way to defeat these Islamotards is not by importing democracy, but rather by importing liberalism, by which I mean:

feminism
pornography
booze
dope
multi-culti pc crap
secularism
etc.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2006 07:15 AM (gWvet)

4 Hard core porn leads to terrorism.

This should be a lesson for all of us.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at April 28, 2006 07:19 AM (mvCeX)

5 Yeesh. What we have here is an entire culture that desperately needs to get laid.

Posted by: iowahawk at April 28, 2006 07:21 AM (C9YlT)

6 What about shipping a boatload of hookers? We could demand payment in the form of oil credits. The ladies would get wealthy (Man, but they would earn it!). Maybe the fascists' level of frustration would go down to tolerable levels and the head chopping and suicide crazy stuff would stop. Either that or just send pigs and pies!

Posted by: nikkolai at April 28, 2006 07:21 AM (70wcC)

7 Yeesh. What we have here is an entire culture that desperately needs to get laid.

Sounds like the plot for this:

Risky Business II: Joel Saves America

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 28, 2006 07:26 AM (PcDvW)

8 Stormy got it right. They aren't frustrated by lack of access to sex — they go on holiday in non-Muslim countries and have sex with children, according to the book Princess. What they're frustrated by is their inability to be as pure as they're supposed to. So they sign up for suicide missions to earn their absolution.

Posted by: Roy at April 28, 2006 07:37 AM (2XXia)

9 Ace, remember that islamic martyrdom expunges any and all sins, so as usual any hypocrisy is on the part of the religion and not the "heroic martyr lions" that may be jacking off to "crazed teen midget f*sting queens."

Posted by: at April 28, 2006 07:56 AM (f8958)

10 Either that or just send pigs and pies!

Yeah. Instead of bunker-busters or nukes, why can't we drop a bunch of pigs on Mecca, a la the WKRP turkey drop. Use the big mosque as ground zero. There's be pig blood and guts and entrails all over the place. I wonder what the Islamotards would do? Their main holy site would be ceremonially unclean.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2006 08:21 AM (gWvet)

11 Porn is only the beginning. No society in contact with the Western world can remain frozen in the past.

Islamicism has proven more durable than others, but as much because of our foolishness as their tenacity.

But we're wising up.

Posted by: lauraw at April 28, 2006 08:24 AM (4+++L)

12 Andy, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at April 28, 2006 08:34 AM (pzen5)

13 Just as the gay community was outraged by the proliferation of stories on the likelihood of mohammed atta being a homosexual, I'm afraid I have to object to this story tagging jihadis as hardcore porn freaks. I refuse to be lumped in with these cockroaches.

Posted by: Mark V. at April 28, 2006 10:21 AM (2ipxY)

14 Do you think it will get nominated for a CANNES FILM AWARD?

Posted by: spurwing plover at April 28, 2006 12:04 PM (A09bm)

15 So now we know why Ted Kennedy is soft on terrorism.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 28, 2006 07:37 PM (XbJeu)

16 It's proof of the southpark theory (we all know thought it and said it, but SouthPark depicted it) that arab/SW asian islamic lunatics have little dicks, and can't please their women.

See, a guy with a big dick, and who is good in bed, will look at a porn movie and go "Fuck, baby?(turning to partner) can YOU do that? You want ME to do that?"

And a little dicked no woman pleasuring psycho would say " This is ridiculous, while the women have lovely faces and enticing bodies, wheres the really HOT stuff, like the beatings? Not to mention it looks like she's enjoying it, ENJOYING IT! Doesn't she understand that in our culture sex is about domination and degredation? If it is for us to sheathe our swords in our enemies and find joy in it, do not these children of the devil know that a women is nothing more than a sheathe for the sword of god? Our women are best for they know that they are the sheathes of the swords of god, and must suffer as our enemies do, for that is why we have these mighty weapons and they are nothing more than a wound requiring the blessed destruction of god!" note that "swords of god" is me saying "dick" and by "swords" in terms of these scumbags, means "dagger".

Correction: "dagger" means "pocket knife" and by "pocket knife" I mean "that one knife in your swiss army 'knife' that always breaks as soon as you try to cut anything but tinder"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 28, 2006 08:31 PM (QTv8u)

17 I think this is just proof that human beings when given unlimited freedom tend toward the most purient and depraved conditions.

Posted by: at April 30, 2006 05:33 AM (1Vbso)

18 So.. the news is that "Men watch porn"...

Stand back, folks. The newsflash will blind you. Also, here is something to ponder... of your readers, at least 10% is an alt+tab away from some hot girl on girl action.

Posted by: Yogimus at May 01, 2006 01:03 AM (0BLsA)

19 producers, blackberries and holding your drink

Posted by: keflex at May 12, 2006 09:10 PM (hE/hW)

Posted by: Psycotte at June 06, 2006 06:36 AM (zMNlA)

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