June 30, 2011

"Schoolyard Crap:" Obama's Posture of Pure Posturing Not Moving the GOP
Senator Thune: The Best Way To Get A Meeting With Obama Is To Set Up A Tee Time

— Ace

The "only adult in the room," as Obama's new campaign theme goes, wants to pretend that repealing his own tax break on a microscopic economic input like corporate jets is just what the doctor ordered to fix a $1.7 T deficit per year, and rising.

One of President Barack Obama’s 2012 themes will likely revolve around what his aides call “the contrast” — a portrayal of Obama as a responsible, moderate adult harassed by infantile Republicans who favor the wealthy.

You know what's infantile? Pretending that a budget item that's counted in the millions of dollars has a damn thing to do with a $1.7 Trillion deficit (and rising).

Obama, you know the rule when you do your <'s and >'s, right? The hungry crocodile turns towards the bigger meal.

...

The girls, he said at the end of an otherwise sleepy session, “generally finish their homework a day ahead of time,” unlike the grousing Hill Republicans he described as dragging their feet in striking a deal on reducing the deficit and extending the debt ceiling.

“Leaders are going to lead, … that’s why they are called leaders,” he added, making an unmistakable reference to House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), who withdrew from the negotiations with Vice President Joe Biden last week.

Yeah you said it buddy, leaders should lead.

Wait, you said that?!

You're leading the shit on this microscopic repeal of your own "stimulus" tax break for corporate jets, I concede.

“It’s time for the president to stop lecturing and start doing his job,” responded Cantor spokesman Brad Dayspring.

Another GOP aide was more blunt. “It’s counterproductive schoolyard crap. … [It’s] awfully childish for the ‘adult in the room,’” the aide told POLITICO.

You stupid dick.

The article goes on to say that this is aimed at bringing the public around to his side in the debt ceiling brinksmanship.

He needs a lot of help-- the public is pretty firmly against any more debt. They are against him. They want spending cut.

And not just "tax expenditures" cut.

Update: Oh My. Senator Thune: Best way to meet Obama is to set up a tee time.

More.

Posted by: Ace at 11:17 AM | Comments (322)
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1 Do uninformed people still buy this talk from him?

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 11:19 AM (mLAWK)

2 Bumped?

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 11:19 AM (M9Ie6)

3

Yes, my daughters get their homework done...

So Congress not getting a budget done for the last TWO YEARS... oh... wait... that was the Democrats... uyh... never mind...

Posted by: President Obombya at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (NtXW4)

4 Leaders are going to lead, … that’s why they are called leaders

Marcus Aurelius, move over ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (HmCnI)

5  You quoted 2/3 of your own post....

Posted by: Brendan at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (fvEAY)

6 Yesterday's hissy fit press conference would have been vastly improved by Steve Austin wandering out and laying a Stunner on his punk ass.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord at June 30, 2011 11:20 AM (GBXon)

7 Whoops, my bad

Posted by: Brendan at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (fvEAY)

8 Oh now I get it, the Cee Lo song is to Obama. Yeeaaah.

Posted by: USS Diversity at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (Jyt+i)

9
All I can say to Boehner, McConnell, and the Republicans is:

Steady, lads. Steady.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (sqkOB)

10 That corporate-jet tax cut in my stimulus?  Biden's idea. You see, that's leadership right there.

Posted by: Barry Obama, President at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (k0TKJ)

11 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."

She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.

Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (SI/pw)

12 Good Lord, Barky trying to portray himself as the only adult in the room. I'm not sure it's possible to be any more clueless.

Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

13
Hold the line, lads.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (sqkOB)

14 Did Obama really think that he wouldn't be called out on the corporate jets tax break? I mean, c'mon!

Posted by: Joffen at June 30, 2011 11:21 AM (EPcuy)

15 I WON!! Nyah, nyah!!!

Posted by: King Barry the Adult at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (so1xa)

16
You've got Obama by the balls. Give him no quarter.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (sqkOB)

17 I said it earlier today. Did Obama ever deduct Green's Fee's on his taxes? It's possible he did do that.

Also, did he ever think for a minute that playing golf is somewhat of an elitist, corporate affiliated pastime? Maybe he should stop playing golf so much. That way, there would be less starving children in the world...

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (CHrmZ)

18
Schoolyard Crap 2011: The Dickening

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:22 AM (QMtmy)

19 !.7T deficit almost all of which is "temporary stimulus" spending that magically turned permanent. But no we can't cut anything and we need a tax increase.

Normal Dem strategy except this time it is all politics. They have to know there is zero chance of a tax increase.

They are playing to their base and trying to make Republicans look bad.

But instead they are making themselves look like idiots.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (M9Ie6)

20 1 Do uninformed people still buy this talk from him?

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 04:19 PM (mLAWK)


Yes.  They bought it in 2008, and they'll buy it in 2012.  He knows it.  We know it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (eqTkp)

21 16 You've got Obama by the balls. Give him no quarter. Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 04:22 PM (sqkOB) Insert obligatory tiny nuts crack here.

Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

22 Is Cee Lo Green a New York thing? Cuz, I don't get it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (k0TKJ)

23 see update, from Thune.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (nj1bB)

24 Do uninformed people still buy this talk from him?

I'd like to know this too. Does it sound reasonable to Generic Voter that corporate jet tax breaks are all that's keeping President Dad from balancing the books?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (IdoRk)

25 "Leaders are going to lead, … that's why they are called leaders," he added.

What... is my chutzpah showing?

Posted by: President Present at June 30, 2011 11:23 AM (r4t7/)

26 You're leading the shit on this microscopic repeal of your own "stimulus" tax break for corporate jets, I concede.

How can you overlook the big bucks he said would be saved at his first government spending reduction summit when one of the Cabinet departments proposed to order office supplies in bulk over a five-year period?

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:24 AM (HmCnI)

27 You've got Obama by the balls. Give him no quarter.

Oh don't you worry, that's the plan.  Wait till we rake him over the coals and get a concession for an up-or-down vote to only increase NPR's funding by 5% this year!

Posted by: John Boehner at June 30, 2011 11:24 AM (FkKjr)

28
Thune laying the smack down!

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:24 AM (sqkOB)

29 So Obama's girls finish their homework "a day ahead of time." Before it's even BEEN assigned. That's some next-level shit, honkeys. You don't even know.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (lbo6/)

30 Never underestimate the stupidity of the average voter.

Posted by: Rum on her iPad at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (Lb40g)

31 21 - who has been going through my purse?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (HjxoE)

32

For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot.

It's not her politics I want to get into, IYKWIM.

Posted by: USS Diversity at June 30, 2011 11:25 AM (Jyt+i)

33 The only  "adult" in the room? He must be fucking kidding.

The fucking golf bum and with his freakin Alfred E Neumann who me worry? I have seen half-naked college kids chugging funnels on Spring Break that are more responsible.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:26 AM (CHrmZ)

34 But Dick Obama finds it amusing that people question his leadership. I guess his definition of leadership is having what is supposed to be an extremely demanding job, but still being able to take multiple vacations and go golfing at least once a week. Now I'm going to go stand at side of the road and drink my slurpee while watching Dick Obama push the car out of the ditch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 11:26 AM (R/hMr)

35 What happens when a malignant narcissist starts losing it?  Should be be worried?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:26 AM (UOM48)

36 Obama demonstrated such strong fiscal "leadership" that his budget was shot down 97-0.

Posted by: looking closely at June 30, 2011 11:26 AM (PwGfd)

37 Leaders lead and Hoes be tripping.

Posted by: GATOR!! at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (k0TKJ)

38 Poor Little Barry....... No one will listen to you anymore little panty waste. Maybe you can lay your ratty little head on Moooooooooooooooocheles ASS and use it as a sofa and sob into her pillow sized kotex !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Willy Wonka at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (48wze)

39
All that the Democrats want, all they need is for the Republicans to agree to some sort of tax hike.

The Democrats don't care about cutting spending. This is all about conning the Republicans to raise taxes in some way, shape, or form so's the Democrats can use it against them in 2012.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (sqkOB)

40 11 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."
===

Well, she's right there.
 
He's the first American President to win a Nobel Peace prize before even bothering to engage in foreign policy.

Posted by: looking closely at June 30, 2011 11:27 AM (PwGfd)

41 Good song choice, Ace.

Ya know.. Let's do everything he wants.  Let's get rid of all tax breaks on domestic production.  Oil will lose $3 Billion - big fucking whoop-dee-doo.  But Apple and Microsoft will lose tens of billions.  Don't like it?  Talk to da man in the white house, chumps!

Cancel his own corporate jet tax breaks.  The fucking machinists union will scream bloody murder.  Fuck 'em.  Talk to da man!  He's the big buddy of unions!

Then when that amounts to a measly 30 Billion or so, tell Obama to shove it because he needs to get fucking serious.  Call us when you want to get serious, you petulant asshole!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (f9c2L)

42 Leave me alone with my waffle!!1111!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dick Bama at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (UOM48)

43 29 So Obama's girls finish their homework "a day ahead of time."

Before it's even BEEN assigned.

That's some next-level shit, honkeys. You don't even know. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 04:25 PM

You have to wonder if they're even given homework. What teacher at Sidwell Friends is going to give the girls anything under an A+ ?

They'll have great grades but they'll be dumber than a pile of rocks.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (so1xa)

44

"Shut up you wingnuts",

Constitutional Law Professor/Douche Nozzle Liar

 

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (vXqv3)

45 The "only adult in the room," as Obama's new campaign theme goes, wants to pretend that repealing his own tax break on a microscopic economic input like corporate jets is just what the doctor ordered to fix a $1.7 T deficit per year, and rising.


The really pathetic part ...?

Barky's first attempt to pull the wool over America's eyes on his determination to 'fight the deficit' was better than this one.  That was that joke, way back, when he ordered each cabinet secratary to limit paper clips and xerox copies enough to shave $100 million off of each ones expenditure.  That was a call to cut a billion and a half from a trillion and a half at a cabinet meeting.

Now, he's down to cutting millions on national TV.  His next step is to call for $75,000 in US cuts at a UN speech.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 30, 2011 11:28 AM (G/MYk)

46 Jane D'oh: "Should [w]e be worried?"

Two words: Scorched earth.

So in conclusion... yes?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (r4t7/)

47

She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.

Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM (SI/pw)

Wasn't Mandela pretty much a disaster as president of South Africa?

Posted by: buzzion at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (oVQFe)

48 She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.
Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM

I hope it means the worthless sumbish is up for some serious prison time. I won't even care of some deluded fool listens to the liberal kumbayah-singers and cuts him loose after a while.

Comes to that, Moo-chelle does seem rather a lot like Winnie....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (Qm45/)

49 >>They'll have great grades but they'll be dumber than a pile of rocks.


Hey, we can only talk about conservatives kids in this country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 11:29 AM (k0TKJ)

50 "Leaders are going to lead..." Wow. Smartest president EVAH!!!

Posted by: Rum on her iPad at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (Lb40g)

51 Yo, Quadaffi...We will trade you Obama for six pack of camel piss. Do we have a deal?  What,  I am not trying to rip you off. This is a good deal man !!!

Posted by: Willy Parton at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (48wze)

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (/0a60)

53 35 What happens when a malignant narcissist starts losing it? Should be be worried? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 04:26 PM (UOM4 If he's really a narcissist, think Dead Zone losing it.

Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (RD7QR)

54 Hey, we can only talk about conservatives kids in this country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 04:29 PM (k0TKJ)

*sniff* YEAH!

Posted by: Ashley Biden, massive coke fiend at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (FkKjr)

55 is anyone here a cartoonist?

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 11:30 AM (nj1bB)

56 Is Cee Lo Green a New York thing? Atlanta. Cuz, I don't get it. Are you crazy?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (4Kl5M)

57 nah, nevermind, had an idea, but it's not that good.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (nj1bB)

58 They remind me of people I knew in school who if they put a little of the time into studying that they put into elaborate cheating schedules they would already be getting better grades.

If they spent a fraction of the time learning to effectively govern that they spend on media manipulation then Republicans would go the way of the Whigs.  Interesting they are obsessed with media manipulation since the media is already in the tank directly or indirectly for them.  The people skeptical of the LSM certainly aren't going to start believing democrat leaders.

That's what happens with a masculine/feminine divide.  Conservatives want the strongest person to lead them and democrats want the clever alliance forging sharp tongued bitchiest bitch as long as he comes in the outward shape of a black male.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (mLAWK)

59 Monty!!!! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (UOM48)

60 I didn't think adults, but especially adult men, were allowed to throw hissy fits. Petulant and whiny are not any way to lead, Barry-boy.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (HjxoE)

61 You know what's infantile? Pretending that a budget item that's counted in the millions of dollars has a damn thing to do with a $1.7 Trillion deficit (and rising).

Cantor's YouCut web page has had nothing but million dollar cuts for many weeks now.

Posted by: Bob Saget at June 30, 2011 11:31 AM (F/4zf)

62 >>Are you crazy?


No, I'm straight.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 11:32 AM (k0TKJ)

63 52 Turbo-tax Timmy may be heading for the exits.

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM

OK morons, take Monty's picture off the milk cartons!

DOOM! is back !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:32 AM (so1xa)

64 Senator Thune: Best way to meet Obama is to set up a tee time. Geez, was that so hard?

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:32 AM (FcR7P)

65
sniff* YEAH!

Posted by: Ashley Biden, massive coke fiend at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM (FkKjr)

Well, at least I didn't snort it!


Posted by: Peggy Joseph, Stiffed at the Altar of Obama Love at June 30, 2011 11:32 AM (Lt/Za)

66 Hey, Monty's returned from the Dark Abyss of Doom!

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (IdoRk)

67 Sort of on the topic of corporate jets and their cost in tax credits. It isn't just the president that gets to fly around on a military jet. Good ol Nanny Pullossi liked to bop back and forth across the country on a military jet. Gawd only knows how many gubmint officials get to benefit from this little perk. Should this be viewed as part of their pay package, and should they be taxed on the cost of their flights? Just sayin'.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (R/hMr)

68 I see a great future ahead for Turbo Timmy.  It involves a drive-thru and fried foods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (UOM48)

69 Funny Geitner's exit strategy brings Sir Monty of DOOOOOMcastle out of hiding...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (GBXon)

70 In other news, Greentard Matt given 6 days in jail in the Florida murder trial.

Posted by: Jimma at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (TfRqk)

71

48She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.
Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM

 

I'm guessing they'd be fitting the likes of Glenn Beck and Ace for those flaming tire necklaces that the ANC was fond of......

Posted by: crowsting at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (61BD9)

72 Posted by: USS Diversity at June 30, 2011 04:25 PM (Jyt+i)

Charlize Theron?    NSFW

I always ignore what these fools spout. They beg to be objectified, so I simply oblige them. I see them as sex objects and drones to be told exactly what to do and say by their writers and directors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (LH6ir)

73 I beleive that all 57 States should boycott Obama. Lets begin with Nova Scotia...And whom is next.....Panama ????

Posted by: Willy Parton at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (48wze)

74 She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela. I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.<<< If she means that we can toss him in prison for 27 years, Tha EoJizzle is IN.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 11:33 AM (lbo6/)

75 John Thune said that? Well, good for him. Maybe some more of the Republicrats will find their nads as well.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (2kFrT)

76 Leaders gone lead.  And golfers gone golf.  Happy forf yall, I'm out.

Posted by: Dick at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (/Mla1)

77 Leaders are going to lead, … that’s why they are called leaders

Lemme guess, Dick watched Heist recently.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (IdoRk)

78 So Monty, are you tan, rested and ready?  Any wild stories?  Spend any time in a third world jail? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (UOM48)

79 68 - you think any self-respecting fast food joint is going to let that clown make change. Get real.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (HjxoE)

80 Sen. Thune says the best way to meet President Obama is to 'set up a tee time' By the way, that +14 is for his best-ball team.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (FcR7P)

81 is anyone here a cartoonist?

Kinda. My gallery here:

http://tinyurl.com/374ag6l

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:34 AM (QMtmy)

82 Workin' hard.Upping my game.Watch this putt.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (RP5hU)

83 Oh yeah, don't forget to step your game up.

Posted by: Dick at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (/Mla1)

84 Welcome back, Monty!

We been jonesin' for some DOOOM.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (f9c2L)

85 Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM (nj1bB)

My niece is. Young, and with a foul mind, courtesy of her father.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (LH6ir)

86

Hey Dick, since the MFM won't do it, I'll remind you that you signed for every fucking penny that was spent the last 2 years that you now say is too much. Oh, and the tax-cut for the rich, you just signed that about 6 months ago and you then said raising taxes would hurt the green shoots or something.

You are flip flopping so much that Kerry looks like Gibraltar.

Posted by: The Schwalbe: at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (UU0OF)

87

I beleive that all 57 States should boycott Obama. Lets begin with Nova Scotia...And whom is next.....Panama ????

I'm in.

Posted by: Catalina Island at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (QKKT0)

88 Dear Mr. Ace, you have just referred to our president as a dick. You are hereby suspended from appearing on our network for one week.
 
Unless of course you are caught with a dead hobo in your fridge, or we get some tape of you yiffing Marco Rubio's leg.
 
Sincerely,

Posted by: The MSNBC management team at June 30, 2011 11:35 AM (ENKCw)

89 69 Funny Geitner's exit strategy brings Sir Monty of DOOOOOMcastle out of hiding...
Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 30, 2011 04:33 PM

QE2 ended today, they needed something to keep the market juiced up until QE 3 thru 333 takes effect

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (so1xa)

90 Monty was gone?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (k0TKJ)

91 I used to be into DOOM! before they went mainstream and sold out.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (lbo6/)

92 On the subject of gubmint officials getting to fly on military jets. Saw an old movie a while back on TCM. It might have been "Advise and Consent", not sure. Anyway, one of the senators returned to D.C. on a commercial flight and the vice president of the United States was on the same plane. Okay, making someone sit next to Plugs Biden on a commercial flight would be cruel. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (R/hMr)

93 Hey Monty, Did they give you time off for good behavior?  Or did you have just be the warden's bitch?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (f9c2L)

94 Math homework is easy to finish ahead of time when the answer to every problem is "George Bush".

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at June 30, 2011 11:36 AM (+lsX1)

95 Is Halperin's quip the license the GOP's needed to actually sink some teeth into this President?

At some point the floodgates of ridicule are going to open on this guy, the question for the GOP is who's going to be first down the sluices.

Expecting leadership from Obama is like expecting a top-five Tour de France finish from a sturgeon.



Posted by: JEM at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (o+SC1)

96 I don't mind golfing with Republicans if they would just stop talkin about the economy and budget deficits between every hole.

Posted by: Obumbles at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (RP5hU)

97
I still can't get over how duplicitious Obama is. The man has it down to an art form.

One day he's all about bipartisanship. The next day he's calling the Republicans 'children.'

obama's weakly address 6/25:

"Hello, everybody. [...] Even though we’ve turned our economy in the right direction over the past couple of years, many Americans are still hurting, and now is the time to focus on nation building here at home.

Of course, there’s been a real debate about where to invest and where to cut, and I’m committed to working with members of both parties to cut our deficits and debt. But we can’t simply cut our way to prosperity."


You lie!

btw, that last sentence burns my ass.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (sqkOB)

98 So Monty, are you tan, rested and ready?  Any wild stories?  Spend any time in a third world jail? 

I have been advised by my attorney that I can't address any speculations at present. Even to deny anything. Or even admit confirming not denying anything.

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (/0a60)

99 soothie: "The Democrats don't care about cutting spending. This is all about conning the Republicans to raise taxes in some way, shape, or form so's the Democrats can use it against them in 2012."

This. You win the Internets.

It's the best way to create a fissure in the conservative base right now. The Progressives have nothing going for them now, so the only way to approach the election is to piss off the Tea Partyers, the group that is resurgent and still driving elections.

The GOP had better not screw this up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (r4t7/)

100 they smell blood in the water..............

Posted by: requiredfield* at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (H3X4e)

101 I always ignore what these fools spout. They beg to be objectified, so I simply oblige them. I see them as sex objects and drones to be told exactly what to do and say by their writers and directors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 30, 2011 04:33 PM

Dude: perhaps not the wisest choice of words, given the photo.

Those are a fairly decent pair o' fools, you ask me....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (Qm45/)

102 11
She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela. Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM (SI/pw)

He's going to prison? Kewl!

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (HmCnI)

103 79 68 - you think any self-respecting fast food joint is going to let that clown make change. Get real. Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 30, 2011 04:34 PM

Ooops, sorry, the register made a mistake changing your $100

Posted by: Tim Geithner, Asst Mgr at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (so1xa)

104 The DJIA closed +152.92 (+1.25%)

Insanity reigns.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2011 11:37 AM (GTbGH)

105 from Monty's catch at Bloomberg: Geithner, 49, has told associates that he needs a break from government service after dealing with the turmoil that followed the collapse of Wall Street firms including Bear Stearns Cos. and Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., first as president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and then as Obama’s treasury secretary. Family considerations also are playing a role in Geithner’s deliberations, according to the people. His son has decided to finish his final year of high school in New York. I think when Bloomberg says "dealing with the turmoil that followed the collapse of Wall Street firms" they really mean "sorting his box of Crayons at the Treasury's Day Care Center. Perhaps the family considerations are Geithner's second childhood.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 11:38 AM (+vkOU)

106 I see a great future ahead for Turbo Timmy. It involves a drive-thru and fried foods. I won't have to make change, will I?

Posted by: Timmeh at June 30, 2011 11:38 AM (4Kl5M)

107 98 So Monty, are you tan, rested and ready?  Any wild stories?  Spend any time in a third world jail? 

I have been advised by my attorney that I can't address any speculations at present. Even to deny anything. Or even admit confirming not denying anything.

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 04:37 PM (/0a60)

From your answer I think we can surmise their were Thai tranny hookers involved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (UOM48)

108 But we can’t simply cut our way to prosperity. Spending our way to prosperity is working SO well. Still waiting to get our inheritance back, by the way. You know, the economy.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (FcR7P)

109 55 is anyone here a cartoonist?

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM (nj1bB)

Wrong time to ask, buddy. The wife (who is said cartoonist) launched out for Anime Expo this morning, and won't be back until after the Fourth.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (bjRNS)

110 @ 108 Damn.  their - there

Typing too fast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (UOM48)

111 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."


She is hot, but I thought she was born in South Africa? Or did she become a US citizen ASAP because we suck so bad?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (5d6vv)

112
Let us morons decide what a good idea is.

If you can't trust a moron's judgment, who's can you trust?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:39 AM (sqkOB)

113 "They want spending cut."

Said like a true caveman, Ace.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:40 AM (CHrmZ)

114

The country would realize more revenue if the lying, cheating, stealing DeRats would just pay their taxes than by taxing Corporate Jets!

Starting with elected and appointed Wons!

Posted by: concealed Kerry or submitt at June 30, 2011 11:40 AM (vXqv3)

115 Posted by: MrScribbler at June 30, 2011 04:37 PM (Qm45/)

I will never again underestimate the depravity of morons.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 30, 2011 11:40 AM (LH6ir)

116 Is Dick Bama going to have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: Dick Bama at June 30, 2011 11:40 AM (yQWNf)

117 108, Jane, you are a hoot!

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 11:41 AM (NtTkA)

118 Dr. Varno, that's some excellent work.

Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

119 93 Hey Monty, Did they give you time off for good behavior?  Or did you have just be the warden's bitch?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 30, 2011 04:36 PM

Hey Monty, hope you didn't forget to swap the Warden's ledgers with the Bible before you busted out

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at June 30, 2011 11:41 AM (so1xa)

120 If you want a meeting with Obama, set up a tee-time. If you want his undivided attention, set up a DNC fundraiser.

Posted by: Roy at June 30, 2011 11:41 AM (VndSC)

121 Monty, lovely to see you post. Hope life is well.

Posted by: willow at June 30, 2011 11:41 AM (h+qn8)

122 We can't cut our way to prosperity but apparently we CAN borrow our way to prosperity.Print and borrow.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (RP5hU)

123
question for morons:

Let's say you have ten dollars in your pocket. You go to Dunkin Donuts and you Do Not spend $5 for coffee and a donut.

Are you richer now than if you Did Spend the $5?


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (sqkOB)

124 Posted by: joncelli at June 30, 2011 04:41 PM (RD7QR)

Thank you.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (QMtmy)

125 Can this dude just not suck for one day? Just one freaking day? I mean, is that really too fucking much to ask?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (b455c)

126 I always ignore what these fools spout. They beg to be objectified, so I simply oblige them. I see them as sex objects and drones to be told exactly what to do and say by their writers and directors.

An actor talking without a script is an actor talking without a brain.

Posted by: CUS at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (84pE9)

127 One of President Barack Obama’s 2012 themes will likely revolve around what his aides call “the contrast” — a portrayal of Obama as a responsible, moderate adult harassed by infantile Republicans who favor the wealthy. Responsibly slicing his Titleists all over the family golf course. Because personally signing bills that deliberately cause multi-trillion dollar Federal deficits is the paragon of moderation.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 11:42 AM (+vkOU)

128 120 How about a golf fundraiser(for him,he doesn't give a shit about the DNC)?

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 11:43 AM (RP5hU)

129 President Obama is the adult in the room the same way Bag was the big kid at Arnold's. It's just that Boehner and Cantor aren't fooled by the cool jacket the way Richie and Potsie were.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 11:43 AM (jAKfY)

130 "For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."" And the fact that someone from the entertainment industry is dumb enough to think that an empty suit with no qualifications, should get to be president, just so we can have an historic first should surprise no one. How about an important Harvard study comparing the average IQ of actors with that of a cross section of the American population. Hmmm, I wonder what the study would show.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 11:43 AM (R/hMr)

131 98
So Monty, are you tan, rested and ready?  Any wild stories?  Spend any time in a third world jail?
 
I have been advised by my attorney that I can't address any speculations at present. Even to deny anything. Or even admit confirming not denying anything.
Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 04:37 PM (/0a60)

That a "yes" to all three questions, IOW ...

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:43 AM (HmCnI)

132 If the GOP is smart (I know, I know), they will stuff President Pull-ups' head in the toilet and give him repeated swirlies over this issue from now until election time.

The line I want them to seize on is when he claimed he'd done his part by meeting with the all 4 of the Congressional caucuses for an "hour to an hour and a half."

In other words, 6 hours -- not even a full workday.

They should make him EAT these words every single night on the cable talk shows.

"President Obama apparently thinks his work on the greatest economic challenge of our time is finished because he talked about it for 6 hours."

"Well, some of us don't have the option of spending all day on the golf course. Some of us feel an obligation to fix this before it becomes a crisis that thrusts hard working Americans into another depression. Some of us actually give a damn about delivering a better future to our children."

"Talk is cheap. It's time for the president to get to work rather than just running his mouth in between 'Motown Night' parties and golf outings."

Posted by: Warden at June 30, 2011 11:43 AM (HzhBE)

133

She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela. Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM (SI/pw)

So she thinks that Obama is going to order people stuffed into tires, doused in gasoline and immolated?

 

Yes, I enjoy pointing that out to people.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 30, 2011 11:44 AM (6rX0K)

134
If you have $10 in your pocket instead $5, are you richer?

YES.

Because you didn't spend any money, you are indeed richer simply for the fact you have More Wealth in your goshdanged pocket.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:44 AM (sqkOB)

135 From your answer I think we can surmise their were Thai tranny hookers involved.

I really can't comment except to say that the prices for freaky sex with ambiguously-gendered foreigners have really skyrocketed in the last few years. I'm not sure if it's an inflation problem or a weak-dollar problem, because I paid in dollars and not baht.

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 11:44 AM (/0a60)

136 But we can’t simply cut our way to prosperity.

Heh. You have to understand, the Indonesian is talking about the prosperity of the feral government, not of American individuals.  Seriously.  To the left, "prosperity" is a government that can do everything for everyone, and in the more sinister context, force everyone to do anything it wants.  Anything less is a poor nation, by their reckoning.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 30, 2011 11:45 AM (G/MYk)

137 DOOM! DOOM-Carmen Reinhart says 5-6 more years of this shit.Too much personal and public debt.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:45 AM (2kFrT)

138 "Talk is cheap. It's time for the president to get to work rather than just running his mouth in between 'Motown Night' parties and golf outings."

Posted by: Warden at June 30, 2011 04:43 PM (HzhBE)


I'm terrified He will actually get to work.

Posted by: willow at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (h+qn8)

139 The topic of our next "deep" thread will be: Hollywood Actors: Weak or Strong Credentialists?

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (HmCnI)

140
Yes, Dick, we CAN 'cut' our way to prosperity.

Because the less we spend, the more wealth we retain.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

141 Monty, lovely to see you post. Hope life is well.

Mellow as a month in a Turkish prison. Er...the country. Yeah. Mellow as a month in the country.

Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (/0a60)

142

You know, my earliest poltiical memory is LBJ's "I will not seek" speech.  During the ensuing 43+ years now, I cannot recall (including Jimmah I) a person so peevish in their discourse.  Think about that.  Nixon at his most paranoid was not like this guy in public.  Bubba didn't act like this WHILE UNDER TRIAL IN THE SENATE.

Corporate jets.  High speed rail.  Kinetic military action.  Gutsy call.

Welcome to the tweeting turing machine presidency.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (B+qrE)

143  Kiplinger article on Reinhart's prognosis http://tinyurl.com/6fhslwa

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (2kFrT)

144 Tea with Mrs. McGill Kal Penn

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (XOK/H)

145
ecofuckinomics -- it's not that difficult

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

146 There were rumors that Monty was kidnapped by ZeroHedge and was put into forced labor analyzing screencaps until he slipped his minders at a Ron Paul rally

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:47 AM (so1xa)

147 “I’m very amused when I hear, ‘The president needs to show more leadership on this,’” Obama said. “They need to do their jobs. Now’s the time to go ahead and make the tough choices.” Perhaps Boehner should appoint a "vice-Speaker" to hold talks with lower level White House aides. Or perhaps he could take six months to meet with Ways and Means, like Barry took six months to meet with Petraeus. Doin' the hard, hard work. Those Slazengers won't birdie themselves.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 11:47 AM (+vkOU)

148 She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.

Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM (SI/pw)

Actually, from what I can tell, Mandela had no use for the communists once he took power.  And he seems to have done a good job in that South Africa fell off the cliff once he died.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at June 30, 2011 11:47 AM (T0NGe)

149

So she thinks that Obama is going to order people stuffed into tires, doused in gasoline and immolated?

Easy on Nelson Mandela. He spent nearly thirty years in a Maine prison.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 11:47 AM (jAKfY)

150 Welcome back, Monty!

After all that vacation time I suspect you have built up a HUGE reading list for the Sunday Book thread.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 11:48 AM (M9Ie6)

151 There were rumors that Monty was kidnapped by ZeroHedge and was put into forced labor analyzing screencaps until he slipped his minders at a Ron Paul rally

Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 04:47 PM (so1xa) 

I actually snorted my ice water. very unkind of you!

Posted by: willow at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (h+qn8)

152 Tea with Mrs. McGill Kal Penn I got that. Do I have to surrender a card of some sort?

Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (4Kl5M)

153 When did Mandella die?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (2kFrT)

154 Enjoy the benee's Barry, you're going to a victom of 'Out Sourcing' come next Nov.

Posted by: ATLDiver at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (qMD+N)

155 My favorite quote of Dick Bama's yesterday:

"They’re in one week. They’re out one week. And then they’re saying, ‘Obama’s got to step in,’ ” the president said. "You need to be here. I’ve been here. I’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis and — you stay here. Let’s get it done."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (UOM48)

156 wasn't mark halperin's whole apology a little creepy? like a dog that new he was going to get kicked? the groveling....it was pathetic.....and all of that and he still got suspended...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (eOXTH)

157 But we can’t simply cut our way to prosperity. *bangs head on table* You can't stop over-spending by cutting spending. Yeah. I think I have this now. Yeah. It's not Barry's reprehensible dishonesty and cant which appall and dismay. It's that half the nation swallows it like a whore working overtime.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 11:49 AM (+vkOU)

158 After my third Wild Turkey last nigh, I began to think that maybe Obama was secretly a transvestite-lesbian. That would partially explain why he is such a pussy.

It sounded even more plausible after the fourth.

Posted by: Marcus at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (CHrmZ)

159 Monty, sorry to hear your vacation was dreary, perhaps  we can cheer you up with  rumors of doom.

Posted by: willow at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (h+qn8)

160 Perhaps Boehner should appoint a "vice-Speaker" to hold talks with lower level White House aides.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 04:47 PM (+vkOU)

He should send the mail boy in for that.  There's not much to negotiate.  Repeal ObamaCare for a half trillion raise.  End of story.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (G/MYk)

161 Hi, Monty. We're still boned, in case no one told you yet.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (jAKfY)

162

And he seems to have done a good job in that South Africa fell off the cliff once he died.

Uh, he's still alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (B+qrE)

163

She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.

29 years in prison?  Too good for this buffoon.

Posted by: Truman North at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (K2wpv)

164 Who been puttin' they Kools out on my rug?

Posted by: President Dick Obama at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (8sCoq)

165 Maybe we should look into Obama's qualifications to even hold the office. I hear there's something screwy with his birth certificate. Anybody got anything on that?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (lbo6/)

166 I was proud of president obama...so proud of him when he was tough on those bastard republicons.........

Posted by: A Pile of Shit at June 30, 2011 11:50 AM (48wze)

167 Before he was a dick, he was a pussy: Mark Halperin called Obozo a "pussy" in 2008

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (IoUF1)

168

“I’m very amused when I hear, ‘The president needs to show more leadership on this,’” Obama said. “They need to do their jobs. Now’s the time to go ahead and make the tough choices.”

This from the clod who touted shovel ready projects, spent close to a trillion dollars, then stated that there really is no such thing as shovel ready, AND claims that the stimulus somehow helped anyway.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (6rX0K)

169 Obama is a ...now what's the word....it's on the tip of my dick?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (5jbD3)

170 Nelson Mandela loved Q'Daffy ... just like Trinity Church did.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (G/MYk)

171 WHO BEEN PUTTIN' THEY KOOLS OUT ON MY RUG?

Posted by: President Dick Obama at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (8sCoq)

172 Look, it's simple:  as long as the idiots in our nation continue to think that people like barney frank or stweart smalley make good congresscritters, we're fooked.

You can't fix stupid. 

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (x3YFz)

173

the Greek crisis

I have no words.

 

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 11:51 AM (B+qrE)

174 And he seems to have done a good job in that South Africa fell off the cliff once he died.

I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Nelson Mandela at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (GTbGH)

175
Halperin wasn't apologizing to Obama. Or to the "viewers."

Halperin was apologizing to his brothers and sisters in the Secret Society of Leftist Media Knobs.

The Society was not amused.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (sqkOB)

176


I got that. Do I have to surrender a card of some sort?

 

No dissing 'Youngblood'.

It may be my best work outside of a shower stall.

Posted by: Rob Lowe at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (XOK/H)

177 Guys, it isn't even a tax cut. It's a change in depreciation schedules.

You buy $1M of a commercial jet, you depreciate it over 7 years; you buy $1M of a corporate jet, it depreciates over 5. But you still depreciate the entire $1M either way.

Without going into specific schedules, it's like deducting 200K, 200K, 200K, 200K, 200K, 0K, 0K for the corporate instead of 145K, 145K, 145K, 145K, 140K, 140K, 140K for the commercial. Sure, you deduct 55K more for four years, and 60K more the fifth with the corporate jet.....but the sixth and seventh year you deduct 140K less -- and at the end of the seventh year, there's no more deductions for either one.

You have to arbitrarily set a time period and assume that jets will be purchased at a certain rate to get a difference at all. After all, if you assumed that all the jets were purchased in Year One, the difference after 10 years would be $0. Hell, the difference after 7 years would be $0.

So to even talk about this means that they're assuming late purchases of a substantial amount of jets and cutting off the time period before things can even out. It's just fundamentally dishonest calculations coming from the Obama Administration -- but I repeat myself.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (kaalw)

178 President Dick, Head --of the Executive Branch

Posted by: George Orwell at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (+vkOU)

179 "Oh my" is not much better than "oh dear." Think of it being said by an eighty year old woman as she presses her fingertips to her face

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (w41GQ)

180 159 Monty, sorry to hear your vacation was dreary, perhaps  we can cheer you up with  rumors of doom.

Posted by: willow at June 30, 2011 04:50 PM (h+qn

Rumors?  Even the Liberal rags are publishing articles replete with <f1>DOOM<f1>

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (2kFrT)

181 In my 56 years of life, or in my case what passes for a life, I've never seen such an un-presidential president

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (5jbD3)

182 Isn't Mandela one of The Elders?

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (GTbGH)

183 Bah...VICTIM!!! Damn keyboard!

Posted by: ATLDiver at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM (qMD+N)

184 I support raising taxes on those millions of green jobs created by the stimulus.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 11:53 AM (mLAWK)

185

I hear there's something screwy with his birth certificate. Anybody got anything on that?

 

You leave my baby boy alone!

Posted by: Aunt Zeituni at June 30, 2011 11:53 AM (XOK/H)

186 Isn't Mandela one of The Elders? Posted by: toby928™ at June 30, 2011 04:52 PM (GTbGH) "Sons of katie Elder? Nah they were all white

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 11:53 AM (5jbD3)

187 @156

HALPERIN [discussing John Edwards' potential endorsement of Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama]: I can tell you, he's really skeptical of her ability to be the kind of president he wants. But, he kinda thinks Obama is...he thinks Obama is kind of a pussy...He has real questions about Obama's toughness, his readiness for the office.

So Halperin was saying Edward's thought Barry was a pussy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:54 AM (UOM48)

188 165 Maybe we should look into Obama's qualifications to even hold the office.

I hear there's something screwy with his birth certificate. Anybody got anything on that?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 04:50 PM (lbo6/)

I spent 30 minutes on photoshop and actually made a birth certificate that looked better than the one offered by Teh Won.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 11:54 AM (x3YFz)

189 You also leave my boy Barry alone.....

Posted by: A Pile of Shit at June 30, 2011 11:54 AM (48wze)

190
He defies logic...with his big brain

He dismisses reason with a wave of his hand...

He rejects laws of economics and boldly replaces them with his own...

He Is...

OBAMA

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (sqkOB)

191
The Emperor Has No Dick.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (QMtmy)

192 Barry Dicktoro is going have a different tea time in 2012.

Posted by: Soetoro Zero at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (MJ2eC)

193

Posted by: cthulhu at June 30, 2011 04:52 PM (kaalw)

What are you, some kind of rich guy accountant apologist or something?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (B+qrE)

194 I spent 30 minutes on photoshop and actually made a birth certificate that looked better than the one offered by Teh Won. Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 04:54 PM (x3YFz) Hey you should see the US Dollars we are printing

Posted by: North Korea at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (5jbD3)

195 51 Yo, Quadaffi...We will trade you Obama for six pack of camel piss. Do we have a deal?  What,  I am not trying to rip you off. This is a good deal man !!!

Posted by: Willy Parton at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM (48wze)

How fucked up is it that I'd actually rather have Qadaffi than Obama? 

What is going on they are are GOADING people, hoping that someone will snap.

Then the crackdown really starts.

Posted by: Fish Wrap of Record at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (3Uns6)

196 122 We can't cut our way to prosperity but apparently we CAN borrow our way to prosperity.Print and borrow.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 04:42 PM (RP5hU)

Oh, woe is us! Whatever could we do to avert this catastrophe?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 30, 2011 11:55 AM (kaalw)

197 148
Actually, from what I can tell, Mandela had no use for the communists once he took power.  And he seems to have done a good job in that South Africa fell off the cliff once he died.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at June 30, 2011 04:47 PM (T0NGe)

He's not dead. Abe Vigoda told me so.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 11:56 AM (HmCnI)

198 187 @156 167

HALPERIN [discussing John Edwards' potential endorsement of Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama]: I can tell you, he's really skeptical of her ability to be the kind of president he wants. But, he kinda thinks Obama is...he thinks Obama is kind of a pussy...He has real questions about Obama's toughness, his readiness for the office.

So Halperin was saying Edward's thought Barry was a pussy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:56 AM (UOM48)

199 Isn't Mandela one of The Elders?
Posted by: toby928™ at June 30, 2011 04:52 PM (GTbGH)

No, that's Jimmah I and his filthy Scandi posse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 11:56 AM (B+qrE)

200 Regarding Obama and math, I seriously believe he couldn't pass a fifth grade math test. So > and < is probably beyond his comprehension. In fact, I think he really believes closing the corporate jet depreciation deduction will balance the budget because to him anything above a certain number is "big". The deficit is big, the tax deduction is big; therefore getting rid of the deduction fixes the "big" problem.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (jnAhJ)

201 honestly, no one cares about his birth certificate.  He's made plain the fact that he's a socialist/communist.  He hates our nation.

The only reason he got elected is the same reason shitbags like William Jefferson and Sheila Jackson Lee get elected:  Race coupled with ignorance and just downright stupidity.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (x3YFz)

202
So Halperin was saying Edward's thought Barry was a pussy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 04:54 PM (UOM4

The thought is that Edwards said Obama was weak on foreign policy and Halprin applied the word "pussy"

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (2kFrT)

203
chahulu,

I'll bet my Leftnut if you ask Obama what AMORTIZATION is he won't know.


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (sqkOB)

204

What are you, some kind of rich guy accountant apologist or something?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 04:55 PM (B+qrE)

As a matter of fact.....

Aw, who am I trying to kid? I'm a moron.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (kaalw)

205 Hey gang! My final show is on live in three minutes! Tune in to watch me through sixty-three mood swings in one hour and quite possibly take the entire studio audience hostage at 5:55 ET!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 30, 2011 11:57 AM (XRCmy)

206 Obama at that debate long ago said he'd met the leaders of Iran and Venezuela and where ever else, no problem. Meeting Republicans? Those are conversations not worth having.

Posted by: justaguy at June 30, 2011 11:58 AM (Ffqmi)

207 Isn't Mandela one of The Elders? Posted by: toby928™ at June 30, 2011 04:52 PM (GTbGH) No, that's Jimmah I and his filthy Scandi posse. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 04:56 PM (B+qrE) No actually Mandela is one of the elders

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 11:58 AM (5jbD3)

208 You know how Mika gets texts from the White House live on Morning Joe?  I'm imagining the one she got when the "dick" comment was made.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 11:58 AM (UOM48)

209 @ Cthulu But it's a corporate jet. They're not going to be using straight-line depreciation. They're going to be claiming most of it in the first year.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 11:58 AM (lbo6/)

210 Obama, as the leader of the free world, Has brought the planet to the brink of Chaos. His weekness has caused death and destruction all over the globe. It will take time to repair. He and his minions are to ignorant to get it. The detached in America are ignoring it. We will all pay. It's just to what degree.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 11:59 AM (NtTkA)

211 In my school we learned it as bird beak opened or closed > <

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 11:59 AM (RP5hU)

212 I’ve been here. I’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis and — you stay here. Let’s get it done."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 04:49 PM

Doing WHAT?

Afghanistan is still a clusterfuck, and the Intercontinental got some rather nasty party crashers

He took 16 hours to give an order and watched on tv. Turns out that OBL wasn't even in charge anymore, AQ was ignoring his orders

As for Greece, he's spent maybe a minute talking about it. Haven't seen him actually doing anything other than waiting to grab credit for what the ECB is doing, which is to beg the Chinese for money

As I said on the ONT last night, this guy thinks the Lombardi Trophy should be on his shelf because he watched the Super Bowl



Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2011 11:59 AM (so1xa)

213 122 We can't cut our way to prosperity but apparently we CAN borrow our way to prosperity.Print and borrow.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2011 04:42 PM (RP5hU)

Well put!  Doesn't that just make you want to strangle the nearest hippie? 


Logic + Liberal = nuclear catastrophe.


They just dun't fkn think rite!

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:00 PM (x3YFz)

214 You know how Mika gets texts from the White House live on Morning Joe? I'm imagining the one she got when the "dick" comment was made. Hey, I'm in rehab!

Posted by: Tony Weiner at June 30, 2011 12:00 PM (4Kl5M)

215 209 @ Cthulu

But it's a corporate jet. They're not going to be using straight-line depreciation. They're going to be claiming most of it in the first year.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 04:58 PM (lbo6/)

It ends up at 100% either way. I just punted on looking up the tables.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 30, 2011 12:00 PM (kaalw)

216

No, that's Jimmah I and his filthy Scandi posse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 04:56 PM (B+qrE)
No actually Mandela is one of the elders

Unlike President Hissy, I am capable of the following admission:

Let me check on that and get back to you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 30, 2011 12:01 PM (B+qrE)

217

I'll bet my Leftnut if you ask Obama what AMORTIZATION is he won't know.

When the moon hits your eye like a big piz-- --- ...

... wait, that sounds Italian, so it can't be right, because EBITDA is Russian -- so it's like a Russian pizza or something.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 12:02 PM (jAKfY)

218
If we didn't spend $1T on that stupid Stimulus, we would be $1T wealthier.

Not according to Obamalogic!

In Obama's world, we spend our way to riches!

We thought Joe Biden was a dunce for saying we need to spend our way out of debt. Obama takes it even further. We can actually make money by spending it.

All we have to do is call it...investing.

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 12:03 PM (sqkOB)

219 I’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis and — you stay here. Let’s get it done."

"I've been doing."

What a great orator.

"I've been doing."

What the fuck does that even mean? 

The Greek crisis? What's he "doing" on that? Staying up all night monitoring the riots on CNN? Discussing "profits and earnings ratios" with the EU?

Seriously, just what could he be "doing" on the Greek crisis?

"Uhh, hey guys. So this Greek thing? Is that Zeus guy gonna fix this or what? I need answers on this."


Posted by: Warden at June 30, 2011 12:04 PM (HzhBE)

220 218
If we didn't spend $1T on that stupid Stimulus, we would be $1T wealthier.

Not according to Obamalogic!

In Obama's world, we spend our way to riches!

We thought Joe Biden was a dunce for saying we need to spend our way out of debt. Obama takes it even further. We can actually make money by spending it.

All we have to do is call it...investing.
Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 05:03 PM

And unemployment checks juice up the economy!

Posted by: Nanny Botox at June 30, 2011 12:06 PM (so1xa)

221 O/T: Well Morons in the SE the June temps are in. The average highs for the month were .8° higher than last year! Arrggggg warming!

But wait, the average lows were lower. So the actual mean temperature is lower. No warmie after all.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 12:06 PM (M9Ie6)

222 219
"I've been doing."

What the fuck does that even mean? 
Posted by: Warden at June 30, 2011 05:04 PM (HzhBE)

"I've been screwing the pooch" Is that clearer?

(Translation provided by Shit Barky O'BeenDoing Said)

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:07 PM (HmCnI)

223 I'd bet my right nut (yes... The Right Nut). that obama couldn't:

1) take a derivative
2) balance a simple chemical equation
3) discuss the battle of Gettysburg

He's an idiot.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:07 PM (x3YFz)

224 Zeus? I've been sacrificing babies to Koalemos, since he's the one who gives me all my brilliant ideas!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 30, 2011 12:07 PM (c45xH)

225 It ends up at 100% either way. I just punted on looking up the tables. Would you rather reduce your income and tax burden this year or next? Seeing as you have to pay in dollars? Check the exchange rate histories of every USD pair for the last year before you answer

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 12:08 PM (lbo6/)

226
July 1st is tomorrow.

August is right around the corner. And we all know what that means, ya?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 12:09 PM (sqkOB)

227
August is when people get all "wee-wee'd up."


Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 12:09 PM (sqkOB)

228
brb, gettin wee weed up

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 12:10 PM (sqkOB)

229 226
July 1st is tomorrow.

August is right around the corner. And we all know what that means, ya?

Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 05:09 PM (sqkOB)

I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:10 PM (x3YFz)

230 Leave Barky alone! After all, he's got his 50th birthday celebration to organize. His cake will be decked out in mirrors so he'll see his dream date when he goes to blow out the candles.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:10 PM (HmCnI)

231 227
August is when people get all "wee-wee'd up."

Thanks.  I'd forgotten that little nugget.  (Adding it to my list of "Crazy Shit Dick O'Barky Said")

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 12:11 PM (UOM48)

232 Norwegian Krone is up 14 % compared to the USD in the past year

just sayin'................

Posted by: annoying Welsh That Guy at June 30, 2011 12:11 PM (UqKQV)

233
brb, bein a sort of god

/evan shit-for-brains thomas

Posted by: obama at June 30, 2011 12:11 PM (sqkOB)

234 brb, doing Greece

Posted by: Barack "Glistening-Pecs" Obama at June 30, 2011 12:11 PM (IdoRk)

235 By the way, President Obama really ought to think hard about bringing his kids into the national discussion. I mean, our president on loan from the Q continuum could probably think of another way to make a point, and I'd really hate to see anyone digging into his daughters' study habits.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 12:12 PM (jAKfY)

236 219 I’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis and — you stay here. Let’s get it done."

"I've been doing."

What a great orator.

"I've been doing."

What the fuck does that even mean? 

The Greek crisis? What's he "doing" on that? Staying up all night monitoring the riots on CNN? Discussing "profits and earnings ratios" with the EU?

Seriously, just what could he be "doing" on the Greek crisis?

"Uhh, hey guys. So this Greek thing? Is that Zeus guy gonna fix this or what? I need answers on this."
Posted by: Warden at June 30, 2011 05:04 PM (HzhBE)

"They talk about me like a dog!"

He's a terrible public speaker.  The idea that he's a great orator is another media-created myth about the man.

Posted by: robviously at June 30, 2011 12:12 PM (Dxb1S)

237 I hear that someone said he was acting like one of those those sloped-forehead Neanderthals relocated from middle American flyover country. I think they were calling him a hick. ... What? Dick? Did you say dick? Oh.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (jx2j9)

238 I still think this dick is going to get re-elected.  I really, really do.  And then, it's time to pack up and move to Canada - or take over Mexico, since most of them are coming her now anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (zgZzy)

239 is anyone here a cartoonist?

Used to do it.  Whatcha need?

Posted by: nickless at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (MMC8r)

240 Gates is retiring today

4 1/2 years of mediocrity and blandness.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who didn't invest in Krone at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (UqKQV)

241 I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job. No wonder you're so fucking cranky all the time.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (lbo6/)

242 One of President Barack Obama’s 2012 themes will likely revolve around what his aides call “the contrast” — a portrayal of Obama as a responsible, moderate adult harassed by infantile Republicans who favor the wealthy. --------------------------------------------------- Fool me once with that "moderate" bullshit, shame on me. Fool me twice.........can't get fooled again."

Posted by: Larry Dickman at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (4t9J5)

243 226
July 1st is tomorrow.
August is right around the corner. And we all know what that means, ya?
Posted by: soothie at June 30, 2011 05:09 PM (sqkOB)

We will be blessed with one month of words of wisdom from Augustine Punxsutawnus?

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (HmCnI)

244 brb, doing the economy

Posted by: president bin doing at June 30, 2011 12:13 PM (GTbGH)

245 232 Norwegian Krone is up 14 % compared to the USD in the past year

just sayin'................

Posted by: annoying Welsh That Guy at June 30, 2011 05:11 PM (UqKQV)

I made 11% on a  $30k buy in on sandridge energy in a 90-day window.

I've made bad choices but SD aint one of them.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:14 PM (x3YFz)

246 I've been married for 12 years. It just means another month that I won't get a blow job. Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 05:10 PM (x3YFz) Can't bend over that far anymore?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 12:14 PM (5jbD3)

247

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2011 05:13 PM (zgZzy)

I have a strong feeling the other way. I think he loses "historically". I really do.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 30, 2011 12:14 PM (LXPet)

248
brb, changin the laws of economics

Posted by: obama at June 30, 2011 12:14 PM (sqkOB)

249

I have a strong feeling the other way. I think he loses "historically". I really do.

 

I hope you're right, but I have no faith in the American voter anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2011 12:15 PM (zgZzy)

250 241 I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

No wonder you're so fucking cranky all the time.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 30, 2011 05:13 PM (lbo6/)

fuck you.  and I mean that. 

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:16 PM (x3YFz)

251 brb == explain, please.

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:16 PM (HmCnI)

252 "An actor talking without a script is an actor talking without a brain." So you've watched Celebrity Jeopardy? Seriously, it's not far off from the SNL skits. They dumb it down, and the poor entertainers still look at the camera like deer caught in the headlights. And the best actor of all is Alex T. because he manages to look like he doesn't notice how awful they are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2011 12:16 PM (R/hMr)

253 226
July 1st is tomorrow.

August is right around the corner. And we all know what that means, ya?

*jumps up and down*  I know! I know!  That's when Dick, Michelle and the girls take a much-deserved vacay to the Vineyard!

What do I win?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2011 12:16 PM (UOM48)

254
brb, googlin 'brb'

Posted by: obama at June 30, 2011 12:16 PM (sqkOB)

255 Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 12:17 PM (QMtmy)

256 Reasonable people can see all of this happening, but they're a dying species in this country.  I am more convinced every day that we're already essentially living in the world envisioned by the film "Idiocracy", and it's only a matter of a few decades before everything looks the way it did in the film.

I swear of any film that has ever envisioned a dystopian future, that "comedy" film manages to genuinely scare me the most.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 30, 2011 12:17 PM (HwE/1)

257 246 I've been married for 12 years. It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 05:10 PM (x3YFz)
Can't bend over that far anymore?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 05:14 PM (5jbD3)

You need to re-take the "i'm gonna try and be funneh" class.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:17 PM (x3YFz)

258 so should we change if from "JEF" to "JED"?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 30, 2011 12:17 PM (eOXTH)

259

a portrayal of Obama as a responsible, moderate adult

Clearly, we've lost the war on drugs.

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2011 12:18 PM (juSmz)

260 lol......brb.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 30, 2011 12:18 PM (eOXTH)

261 you know......malia and sasha eat their veggies AND get their homework done on time.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 30, 2011 12:19 PM (eOXTH)

262 brb, asking valerie what to do next

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama II at June 30, 2011 12:19 PM (KYE7u)

263 That Cee-Lo Green is visually unappealing. I can't tell if he's a midget or just a short guy with a thyroid problem. I like his talent though. Just......please............no more music videos.

Posted by: Larry Dickman at June 30, 2011 12:20 PM (4t9J5)

264 I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

Thirty years for me last Monday, so in your face.  Err wait ... 

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

265 256
I swear of any film that has ever envisioned a dystopian future, that "comedy" film manages to genuinely scare me the most.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 30, 2011 05:17 PM (HwE/1)

It actually is a documentary film from the future that fell through a wormhole in the space-time continuum.

It's all real and it's inside your house!!

Posted by: No Whining at June 30, 2011 12:20 PM (HmCnI)

266 What's a blowjob again?

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2011 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

267 brb, going to the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2011 12:21 PM (GTbGH)

268 Today is Beck's last show on fox. History will show him as the Paul Revere of the 21st Century. He is the crazy college history Prof that told the truth. We all owe him a debt of gratitude,

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at June 30, 2011 12:21 PM (NtTkA)

269

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2011 05:15 PM (zgZzy)

I understand where you are coming from. The outrages that The JEF commits daily with little out cry, except among conservatives is mind blowing.

Here's my thinking though; America is an exceptional place. Not because of The Constitution, Old Glory, Great Traditions and the like. Those are great, of course. No, we are exceptional because of one thing. Contribution. We have contributed more to the world then all other nations combined in any time frame.

You don't get contributions like we have provided without great hard work. It's the basis of who we are. People know this. They know a contributor when they see one. The JEF has contributed FAIL!

He's going to lose.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 30, 2011 12:21 PM (LXPet)

270

Unlike the Republicans, I run these hopscotch courses!  I'm king o' the schoolyard!

Posted by: King Barry I at June 30, 2011 12:21 PM (zgZzy)

271 He is weak, certainly less and less people are falling for the dem/media manipulations.  No matter what is spouted the people know:

*gas is higher
*immigration is still uncontrolled and creating instability
*foreign wars have not been won
*healthcare is getting even more complicated and expensive

The left is disillusioned falling on their own swords of nonsense they forged during the Bush years.  The leftist leaders will have only one card to play this election that will rouse up their base tards and discourage swing voters.... 

"RICH RIGHT WING NUTS" 

(the word "job" will be removed lest it remind people of unemployment)

Whoever the Republican nominee is will have every possible tactic deployed to critical mass on every available medium to portray them as RICH NUTS.  We must start planning for this now!  If its Bachman all Republican women should get security guards,  if its Romney...  Mormons are going to be in for a world of abuse.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 30, 2011 12:22 PM (mLAWK)

272 Hmm, when i hear "oh, my", I think of Susan Sarandon's response to Kevin Costner's description of long, wet kisses in "Bull Durham".

Posted by: museisluse at June 30, 2011 12:22 PM (Y3n3D)

273 Whine all you want.  I won.

Posted by: Barry O at June 30, 2011 12:22 PM (zgZzy)

274

I've been married for 12 years.

You're coming up on the barometer anniversary, I see.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 12:23 PM (jAKfY)

275 brb..........Malia's playing Grand Theft Auto instead of doing her homework.

Posted by: Barack "The Contrast" Obama at June 30, 2011 12:23 PM (4t9J5)

276
Shaka, when the polling numbers fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 30, 2011 12:23 PM (QMtmy)

277 brb, beein' adult

Posted by: Big O at June 30, 2011 12:23 PM (q177U)

278 Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 05:10 PM (x3YFz) Can't bend over that far anymore? Posted by: nevergiveup at June 30, 2011 05:14 PM (5jbD3) You need to re-take the "i'm gonna try and be funneh" class. You walked into that one. What were you expecting? But I'm not here to criticize. If you really need a blowjob that badly, well, just don't drag your teeth.

Posted by: fluffy, Presidential dick at June 30, 2011 12:23 PM (4Kl5M)

279 263 That Cee-Lo Green is visually unappealing.
I can't tell if he's a midget or just a short guy with a thyroid problem.
I like his talent though. Just......please............no more music videos.

Fuck you!

Posted by: Cee Lo Green at June 30, 2011 12:24 PM (XRCmy)

280 264 I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

Thirty years for me last Monday, so in your face.  Err wait ... 

Posted by: toby928™ at June 30, 2011 05:20 PM (GTbGH)

^^^ this and your next two posts... I LOL'd.  I'm glad it's not just me.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:25 PM (x3YFz)

281

It actually is a documentary film from the future that fell through a wormhole in the space-time continuum.

That's that new Nelson Mandela show on Science Channel!

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 12:26 PM (jAKfY)

282 There was a day not to long ago when one searched the internet for dick pics my Proud Boy could be found. Now you get whitehousedotgov/photos/presidentdotjef

Posted by: Anthony Whiner at June 30, 2011 12:26 PM (weYFA)

283 what is a cee lo?  can we shoot it? and if so can we eat it or sell its fur?

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:26 PM (x3YFz)

284

That's that new Nelson Mandela show on Science Channel!

 

 

I met him.  I wasn't impressed.

Posted by: Moochelle at June 30, 2011 12:26 PM (zgZzy)

285 brb, #gonegolfing

Posted by: Big O at June 30, 2011 12:27 PM (q177U)

286 277 brb, beein' adult

Posted by: Big O at June 30, 2011 05:23 PM (q177U)

i hate that part.

Posted by: tangonine at June 30, 2011 12:28 PM (x3YFz)

287 Brb, trying to find my dick.

Posted by: Barack Obumbles at June 30, 2011 12:29 PM (zgZzy)

288 brb..........Malia's playing Grand Theft Auto instead of doing her homework.

Don't forget to remind her that after f**king the street ho for health points she can just kill the bitch and get her money back.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 30, 2011 12:29 PM (HwE/1)

289 brb, opening a new brick of coke

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 30, 2011 12:30 PM (c45xH)

290

You think Presidentin' is hard, you should try adultin'. It's a bitch.

Posted by: Buraq Obama at June 30, 2011 12:32 PM (juSmz)

291
But it's a corporate jet. They're not going to be using straight-line depreciation. They're going to be claiming most of it in the first year.

I hope you're not an accountant

Posted by: beedubya at June 30, 2011 12:38 PM (AnTyA)

292

Bears repeating.  "You stupid dick."

You said it first Ace.

No apologies will be forth coming from the Honey PugBoo.  He doesn't give a shit...

Posted by: PugBoo at June 30, 2011 12:46 PM (20jXV)

293 O/T: Just opened a new book by one of my favorite SF authors and found it dedicated to the "Wisconsin 14".

What crap.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 12:48 PM (M9Ie6)

294 Another day, another outrage.

The commie cocksuckers think they can throw sticks in so many directions and so fast that we dogs will get tired and go lay under the porch.

Not happening.

The shitheels are getting fired in 2012.

Posted by: sifty at June 30, 2011 12:53 PM (gYuf3)

295

293 O/T: Just opened a new book by one of my favorite SF authors and found it dedicated to the "Wisconsin 14".

What crap.

Deal breaker for me.  Step away from the book and move on.  That little fact will be in your subconscious and ruin your reading experience.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 30, 2011 12:57 PM (20jXV)

296 293 O/T: Just opened a new book by one of my favorite SF authors and found it dedicated to the "Wisconsin 14".

What crap.

 Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 05:48 PM (M9Ie6)

All right, who was it?  Gotta know who to skip.

And back on topic, maybe Obama will meet with congressional leaders at his impeachment trial.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at June 30, 2011 12:57 PM (xc/va)

297

the "Wisconsin 14".

I remember the Wisconsin 14, the way they were driven from their home state, eventually to be hunted down by mercenaries. Those that were brought back alive were executed. Horrible, horrific stuff.

Just seeing the words "Wisconsin 14" evokes memories of the World Cup Death Match in South Africa last year in which Nelson Mandela was killed.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 12:58 PM (jAKfY)

298

The Wisconson 14 are the Senators that fled the state to avoid a vote right?

Never heard of Google so I went out back, pulled sone grass blades from the lawn, scattered them and saw where the wind blew them.  Then I knew who the 14 were.  Just like Brian Dennehy in Twister.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 30, 2011 01:05 PM (20jXV)

299 All right, who was it?  Gotta know who to skip.

Mercedes Lackey, "Unnatural Issue".

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 01:05 PM (M9Ie6)

300 Marco Rubio bitch-slapped His Oneness about that ridiculous campaign press conference too:  http://tinyn.ro/r/18Sk
 

Posted by: Beth at June 30, 2011 01:13 PM (5NfIh)

301

While some in our country will be awash in traditional patriotism this weekend, let us also remember the Wisconsin 14.

In memoriam.

Buckingham U. Badger

Jill Brock

Arthur Davidson

William S. Harley

Karl Kaufman

Leonard Kosnowski

Bob Lanier

Sixto Lezcano

Connie Munroe

Jenny Piccolo

Midge Pinciotti

Stevie Rachelle

Warren Weber

Jane Wiedlin

We will never forget.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 30, 2011 01:27 PM (jAKfY)

302 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."

That's a paddlin

See Obama is creating jobs.

Posted by: DaveA at June 30, 2011 01:35 PM (DL2i+)

303 109 55 is anyone here a cartoonist? Posted by: ace at June 30, 2011 04:30 PM (nj1bB) Wrong time to ask, buddy. The wife (who is said cartoonist) launched out for Anime Expo this morning, and won't be back until after the Fourth. Posted by: Meiczyslaw at June 30, 2011 04:39 PM (bjRNS) Ooooh, link to her site? Is she going for business or pleasure?

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2011 01:46 PM (lSuMX)

304 And Welcome Back, Monty, you were missed. No one does DOOM like you.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2011 01:47 PM (lSuMX)

305 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."

Yes, the first millionaire, Harvard eductated lawyer to occupy the White House. We should all give ourselves a pat on the back for our enlightened tolerance and our nation's historic accomplishment.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 30, 2011 02:01 PM (JEvSn)

306 Mercedes Lackey, "Unnatural Issue".

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 06:05 PM (M9Ie6)

She's gone downhill like a waterfall anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 30, 2011 02:08 PM (bxiXv)

307

@35: "What happens when a malignant narcissist starts losing it?  Should be be worried?"

See Berlin, Spring 1945.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 30, 2011 02:09 PM (xy9wk)

308 I think Obama will have a hard time becoming the next Nelson Mandela.

Winnie Mandela, I could buy that.

Search for "winnie mandela necklace" if that wasn't funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 30, 2011 02:11 PM (bxiXv)

309 For those of you who think Charlize Theron is hot, she was on CNN last night with Piers Morgan, and she proudly announced that she had voted for Obama because it was "historic."

She also said that he has every opportunity of becoming another Nelson Mandela.

I don't know if she meant that Obama can still become a communist if he tries harder.

Posted by: Llarry at June 30, 2011 04:21 PM (SI/pw)

Name one attractive female celebrity (attractive= huge, real cans) who adores Obama.

Posted by: CAC at June 30, 2011 02:14 PM (U5laG)

310 She's gone downhill like a waterfall anyway.

Yeah, she has. This series is the only one I am still following.

Posted by: Vic at June 30, 2011 02:19 PM (M9Ie6)

311

See Berlin, Spring 1945.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 30, 2011 07:09 PM (xy9wk)

I'm no historian, but you may be off by about, say, 10 years or so.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at June 30, 2011 02:34 PM (HwE/1)

312 I've been married for 12 years.  It just means another month that I won't get a blow job.

20 years here and that's all I get. You should all feel sorry for me.

Posted by: Bosk at June 30, 2011 02:35 PM (n2K+4)

313

#312

LOL.

Just wish I could've made that LOL bigger.

You should demand buttsecks.

Posted by: CAC at June 30, 2011 02:39 PM (U5laG)

314

Leaders are going to lead and golfers are going to golf.

Fore!

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@58: "They remind me of people I knew in school who if they put a little of the time into studying that they put into elaborate cheating schedules they would already be getting better grades."

As a practical matter, the elaborate cheating stuff will serve them better in the real world.

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