April 10, 2012

Scary Monsters
— Ace

From here.

Posted by: Ace at 07:19 AM | Comments (165)
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1 the cake is.a.lie

Posted by: ersta mahnn at April 10, 2012 07:20 AM (GTbGH)

2 Wow, is that a photoshop?

Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 07:20 AM (YdQQY)

3 wait for it.......RACIST!

Posted by: BallofHate at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (5DAFk)

4 So bright and shiny in here.

Posted by: Roy at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (VndSC)

5 I was wondering why the market was off a couple of percent.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (SDkq3)

6 if this were Bush and Laura, the photo would be spread around the world and laughed at. As it stands, most people will just call it racist to make fun of them.

Posted by: James at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (1jBLr)

7 Retards

Posted by: Cicero at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (QKKT0)

8 Where the Wild Things Are.

Posted by: toby928 at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (GTbGH)

9 Half a billion sent to the IRS for Obamacare will do that to you.

Posted by: AE at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (JO2wS)

10 Wow. Those press conferences are getting more surreal.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 10, 2012 07:21 AM (RDjFO)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 07:22 AM (8y9MW)

12 The Republicans are after your mommy's IUD!

Posted by: CUS at April 10, 2012 07:22 AM (84pE9)

13 Title of photo: Complete Retard Asked Question, Punts to Moronic Wife Sitting Next to Him"

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:22 AM (IhUxK)

14 This is cheap, Ace. And I approve wholeheartedly.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 10, 2012 07:22 AM (jUytm)

15 You're avoiding the Michael Tomasky thing-aren't you?

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 07:22 AM (r2PLg)

16 Annan: It's too early to say if UN-sponsored Syria peace plan failed Special envoy to war-torn country says Syrian forces have withdrawn from some areas but moved to others, adding that the situation is not as he had hoped. There is no fool like an old UN Fool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (i6RpT)

17

Fat assed she-devil and her Blackenstein husband

Oooo Scary!

Posted by: Count Floyd at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (Bughn)

18 ZOMBIES!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (Sh42X)

19 A pic like that is good for my diet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (i6RpT)

20 Werewolf ?

Posted by: toby928 at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (GTbGH)

21 Michelle, the most stunningly beautiful First Lady since, well, ever.

Posted by: The MSM at April 10, 2012 07:23 AM (QKKT0)

22 The President has little to no control over where the wild things are. 

Posted by: Pupster at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (6tVbw)

23 No teleprompter, he is improving.

Hope all the kids have been sufficiently vetted, they don't need any accidental questions like

"why is half a million dollars of debt and unfunded liabilities on my head not enough???  I'm only this many years old"

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (RfvTE)

24 From the photo: Obama: Michelle, I did not know that math would be involved here today. Michelle: What math? Obama: Some redneck said that I was "TWO DUMB to be President." Michelle: Sit there and fart, you imbecile.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (IhUxK)

25 Ace, after the moratorium on the Michelle-bashing comments a few months back, I find this thread to be entrapment. 

Posted by: shillelagh at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (hRzu2)

26 Caption:  Look what I just pulled out of Barry's ass.

Posted by: Cicero at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (QKKT0)

27 Bo the dog looks non-plussed. Situation normal.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (r2PLg)

28 That's his 'surprised in the bathhouse' look.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 10, 2012 07:24 AM (N/1Dm)

29 Zombie Trayvon

Posted by: TexasJew at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (Bughn)

30 Now he's douching up my Wild Things memories.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (KXm42)

31
Scary monsters
Super freaks
Keep me running
Running scared

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (FcKXR)

32 I thought posting a pic of a giant dick was a no-no.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (rND5e)

33 igor kinda looks inspired about sumthing

Posted by: newrouter at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (xD4bD)

34 Here's my bitter clinger impression.  Bill Ayers just loved this!

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (QKKT0)

35 "Annan: It's too early to say if UN-sponsored Syria peace plan failed." Kofi Annan: A Stuttering Miserable Clusterfuck of a Thieving African Scumbag. Hey - that sounds like Obama!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (IhUxK)

36

Can I get this photo on a T-shirt?

Posted by: JQ Public at April 10, 2012 07:25 AM (NBj0d)

37 "And then the Eeeevil Republicans seized control of the House..."

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (r65Lm)

38 Who turned on the Zombie font?

Posted by: Gerry at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (1XLOL)

39 The only one normal looking in this picture is the dog.

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (uVuwp)

40 You can put all the peanut butter down there you want... I. Will. Not. Go. There.

So stop trying.

Posted by: Bo the Dog at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (3e5sZ)

41 Re-enacting the last time he got caught with a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (JxMoP)

42 34 I thought posting a pic of a giant dick was a no-no. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 10, 2012 12:25 PM (rND5e) ****** LOL! --Truman was put in time-out for less.

Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2012 07:26 AM (r2PLg)

43

I know they are parents, but reading a book to children looks completely unnatural to the both of them.

 

I guess they are used to reciting socialistic screeds to communist sympathizers in and around the Chicago area.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (XxAYS)

44 And then the Big Bad Zimmerman said to little Trayvon, "the better to eat you with.  Raawrrrrr!"

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (QKKT0)

45 Monsters they are acting out

-Salt
-Rick Santelli
-Free Market competition
-Trans Fats
-Constitutional limits
-Oil Pipeline builders
-Fox News anchor

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (RfvTE)

46 More racism from you wingnuts

Posted by: Sockwave at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (kaOJx)

47 If this Clown gets re-elected... Well, America is fucked. Fucked. Fucked up the ass.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (IhUxK)

48
Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (tQoT4)

49 The only one normal looking in this picture is the dog.

Ha.  I thought that was the back of someone's head.  Seriously.

Posted by: toby928 at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (GTbGH)

50 "And then the Eeeevil Republicans seized control of the House..."

lol .....funny cause it's true.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (KXm42)

51 These comments are big.  Really BIG.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 10, 2012 07:27 AM (Qxe/p)

52 Let the wild rumpus start!

Posted by: Joey.Biden at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (gQLr2)

53
Annan? The Kofi Annan, presider over more U.N. scandals than any previous Secretary-General? That pillar of rectitude?

Hah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (FcKXR)

54 Michelle looks faaaaaaabulous! She's doing that new thing called- color -blocking.

Posted by: Vogue Editors at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (r2PLg)

55 If Obama loses in November, perhaps he can become a mule. Not a drug mule, mind you - a burro. He smells like one, too.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (IhUxK)

56 41 Re-enacting the last time he got caught with a cheeseburger. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

The president was both punished and had his hand bit as she dove for it jaws open.  You can still see the teef marks on his hand.

Sorry couldn't help the racism there.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (RfvTE)

57 I AM HERE TO EAT YOUR BRAINS! Oh, wait, we DID that already! CHEESEBURGERS FTW!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (7MyjZ)

58 Oh, That's Bo the Dog?

I though she was naked.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 10, 2012 07:28 AM (N/1Dm)

59 Give it a rest, suckwave.

Posted by: Cicero at April 10, 2012 07:29 AM (QKKT0)

60 Is that bo in the picture?  I can't keep up with the animal props.

Posted by: toby928 at April 10, 2012 07:29 AM (GTbGH)

61 wait.... Obama has Camel Toe [For The Record: noticed it looking for the "comment thingy" button]

Posted by: Running Hobo at April 10, 2012 07:29 AM (l1oyw)

62 BRAAAIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSS!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 07:29 AM (RD7QR)

63 "That pillar of rectitude?" Would you stop blabbing about assholes? I see that picture of Obama and his wife The Moocher and all I think of is "Two Assholes." Too much assholic talk for one day.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:29 AM (IhUxK)

64
"See? I'm really SCARED of the phallic wireless microphone! Scared, I say!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2012 07:30 AM (tQoT4)

65 ....But it scary noises and grunts coming from the dark room was only Joe Biden trying to figure out the touch lamp.

He kept touching himself.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:30 AM (RfvTE)

66 Someone should tell her she shouldn't wear her hair in a slicked back bun.

I know, I know, least of her problems......

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 10, 2012 07:30 AM (pLTLS)

67 Its a "manufactured" picture, just like that voter fraud!

Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2012 07:30 AM (YdQQY)

68 looks like obamas got himself a little camel toe

Posted by: joebafett at April 10, 2012 07:31 AM (FCGuW)

69 Newsweek will now use this as their cover photo, right? A la Bachmann?

Posted by: thirtyandseven at April 10, 2012 07:31 AM (lgmfO)

70

20 Werewolf ?

Where, wolf?

Posted by: pronounced 'eye-gore' at April 10, 2012 07:31 AM (JgPDK)

71 I hate to digress here from the common wisdom, but that is NOT "Bo the Dog" between The Moocher's legs. She just hasn't shaved her pubic region for a helluva long time. So there.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:31 AM (IhUxK)

72 He's not stoned, per se.

Posted by: toby928 at April 10, 2012 07:31 AM (GTbGH)

73 ...then the white Hispanic monster ran away and the little ones chased him to back ally by the MSM building where they murdered him and the media cleaned it up for them.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:32 AM (RfvTE)

74 One picture is worth a thousand words.............

Posted by: Boots at April 10, 2012 07:32 AM (neKzn)

75
And then the Noble Proletarian Wolf went up to the door of the Filthy Capitalist Pig's brick mansion and said, "Filthy piggy, filthy piggy, let me redistribute your wealth!" And the Filthy Capitalist Piggy answered, "I've got a 12 gauge pump action shotgun pointed at your thieving ass and you've got ten seconds to get off my private property... 9... 8..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 10, 2012 07:33 AM (FcKXR)

76 "He's not stoned, per se." `He ain't heavy, he's an asshole...' (From "The Hollies, for those NOT in the know.)

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:33 AM (IhUxK)

77 They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at April 10, 2012 07:33 AM (gPDxp)

78 Caption should read: And then Speaker Pelosi said "I will pass Health Care Refooooorrrmmmmm......

Posted by: Rocks at April 10, 2012 07:33 AM (Q1lie)

79 They're even uglier on the inside.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 10, 2012 07:34 AM (ZtwUX)

80

Bitter Clingers!

Posted by: ruserious at April 10, 2012 07:34 AM (W2qJe)

81 oh dear God....

Posted by: eurw at April 10, 2012 07:34 AM (sdbul)

82

68 looks like obamas got himself a little camel toe

 

Ever hear of panty-liners, Barack?

Posted by: Laugh a minute at April 10, 2012 07:34 AM (JgPDK)

83 When I would read books to my children the only theatrics were in tone, pace and goofy voices. But then again there were never any photographers there to play to.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 10, 2012 07:34 AM (tf9Ne)

84

The Romper Roomish prime colors make the Mooch's ass look big.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (8ieXv)

85 He looks genuinely afraid because he's talking about vaginas.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (N/1Dm)

86 That picture is definitely a keeper. I am going to frame it, and put it on my wall next to my official certificate labeling me, at Halloween 2010, as the Best Janet Napolitano Male Impersonator" Award. Yeah, it will look so nice...

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (IhUxK)

87 pop-up on Bo says same shit different day

Posted by: old glazier at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (KcINh)

88 Just as the last thread was finally getting good.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (7+pP9)

89 Look closely and you can see JEF's front butt.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 10, 2012 07:35 AM (jucos)

90 So Crayola is the new spring color palette

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2012 07:36 AM (WkuV6)

91 Holy shit, Bambi is an innie. And I don't mean his belly button.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 07:36 AM (RD7QR)

92

Best Janet Napolitano Male Impersonator

==============

 

shouldn't that be shemale impersonator?

Posted by: eurw at April 10, 2012 07:36 AM (sdbul)

93 BTW, what is The Marxist Cancer holding in his right hand? A douche?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:37 AM (IhUxK)

94 "Where the Stupid Things Are"...

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 10, 2012 07:37 AM (3jGS1)

95
Poor Bo: "Pleeeeeeaaaase rescue me! Pleeeeeeaaaase!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 10, 2012 07:37 AM (FcKXR)

96 "shouldn't that be shemale impersonator?" Janet is a Sheila. Definitely.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:37 AM (IhUxK)

97 PRESIDENT OBAMA: And then I said to Reggie, "Bite the pillow, I'm goin' in dry!"

MRS. OBAMA: Shit Barry, I hate it when you talk about sex!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (RD7QR)

98 "If you don't tell your parent's to vote for my husband, I'm gonna stick this microphone up yo skinny ass!"

Posted by: Moochelle at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (JgPDK)

99 I bate all of you colllectively and individually for making me look at the SCOAMT's groin.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (yf2S8)

100 WOW.

Posted by: Y-not at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (5H6zj)

101 When I go read at my kids school, it is going to be excerpts from Liddy' WILL and they will listen in the front lean and rest.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (WkuV6)

102 why does the dog look like a different one from the pic a few weeks ago?

Posted by: eurw at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (sdbul)

103 If The Moocher smeared some BBQ sauce on that mic, my bet is that Obama would eat it all up, wire and all. Fucking lowlife.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:38 AM (IhUxK)

104 Is he reading "my pet goat" ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (nTgAI)

105 Slu's going to have great fun with these, I'm guessing.

Posted by: notropis at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (cjcCc)

106 Bo is the Manturian first dog.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (8ieXv)

107

Booosh read while Amerikkka was attacked, too!

Posted by: Doh!Bamma at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (JgPDK)

108
8 Where the Wild Things Are.
Posted by: toby928© at April 10, 2012 12:21 PM (GTbGH)



In 'Chelle's beard, natch!

Posted by: Buster the body crab and friends at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (FcKXR)

109 91 Holy shit, Bambi is an innie. And I don't mean his belly button.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 10, 2012 12:36 PM (RD7QR)


That's where his balls used to be (they're in Moochelle's purse now)

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (3jGS1)

110 FLOTUD invokes Chicago Zombie Democrat voter spell.
It's effective and
She's already married to him.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2012 07:40 AM (onSRg)

111 If any liberals are monitoring what we are saying, let's say that I am in DC and intend to vote as Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, and Tim Geithner, and will go to jail, as long as it means this Marxist thug is sent back to Chicago for a permanent vacation come January. Lunchtime...see you all later!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 10, 2012 07:41 AM (IhUxK)

112 Okay, I give up.

I'm heading to lunch.

Hopefully there will be a less scary post up when I get back.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 10, 2012 07:41 AM (8y9MW)

113 Looks like the Special Olympics or something.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 10, 2012 07:41 AM (mkcRx)

114 Soon...

Posted by: Bo at April 10, 2012 07:43 AM (Nq/UF)

115 That's the look Reggie sees in the shower.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 10, 2012 07:43 AM (N/1Dm)

116 Did Walt Disney throw-up on the First Lady?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 10, 2012 07:43 AM (JgPDK)

117

I have no problem with a President reading to kids.  I hated the hammering of Bush for reading My Pet Goat to the kids on 9/11.   

But for full disclosure, he should tell the kiddies that he is stealing their future by spending money now that they will have to pay back later. 

Posted by: California Red at April 10, 2012 07:43 AM (DXTKe)

118 The dog looks fake.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 10, 2012 07:47 AM (T2/zQ)

119 See what I have to deal with--Romney rescue me!!! Oh wait....

Posted by: Bo the Dog at April 10, 2012 07:47 AM (r2PLg)

120 PRESIDENT OBAMA: And then I said to Reggie, "Bite the pillow, I'm goin' in dry!"
MRS. OBAMA: Shit Barry, I hate it when you talk about sex!
Posted by: joncelli

I think you and I are gonna get along great!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 10, 2012 07:47 AM (RfvTE)

121

118The dog looks fake

============

the face colours look different than the dog in the photo from the other week...the one that looked hesitant to be petted

Posted by: eurw at April 10, 2012 07:48 AM (sdbul)

122 The real laffs are in the comments left on Twitter by 'drgrist', the greenie who posted the pic at the link. Just click his hairy little pic to see them. He's all excited about going to Oregon from Washington to see a band play. Wonder if he's going to walk there?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 10, 2012 07:48 AM (VMcoS)

123

Posted by: baldilocks at April 10, 2012 12:47 PM (T2/zQ)

 

 

Did you ever get your twitter account unhacked? I got some obnoxious messages and it was a phishing scam.

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 10, 2012 07:48 AM (uVuwp)

124 Too much "blow" will do that to a person.  O needs to lay off the cocaine.  Might end up becoming sane again.  Wait, he's NOT doing coke?  Shit, at least he had some excuse for the rampant paranoia and nutty speeches...

Posted by: Mo at April 10, 2012 07:49 AM (koXiG)

125
Did you ever get your twitter account unhacked? I got some obnoxious messages and it was a phishing scam.

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 10, 2012 12:48 PM (uVuwp)


Changed the password.  Not sure what else to do.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 10, 2012 07:51 AM (T2/zQ)

126 Changed the password. Not sure what else to do.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 10, 2012 12:51 PM (T2/zQ)

 

Guess it worked, no more messages

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 10, 2012 07:53 AM (uVuwp)

127 That's a fake hair bun. I'm a black chick. I can tell. (NTTAWTT). Michelle does scary faces much better than Barack. But Barack does scary policies much better than... anyone.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 10, 2012 07:56 AM (21lBC)

128 That's their O faces

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 10, 2012 07:57 AM (8/DeP)

129 Barky IS Kofi Annan, but instead of the blue helmets, he commands the US Military.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 10, 2012 07:59 AM (NS2Mo)

130 Imagine being on the down low, really wishing you could be seen in public with Reggie, and having to wake up next to her every morning.

Posted by: mark at April 10, 2012 08:02 AM (5FxDt)

131 (and Super Creeps)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2012 08:02 AM (i0App)

132 Ew, look at the disgusting black dog!




But Bo is cute.

Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2012 08:04 AM (CE2wR)

133 And then the rich evil white men tried to take away womyn's freedoms and oppress minorities and keep all the money for themselves!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2012 08:07 AM (1Jaio)

134 That's the look on both of their faces when Moochelle jams home the strapon. 

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 10, 2012 08:15 AM (3jGS1)

135 This is the most human they've looked in the past three years, since the photoshoppers got aholt of the Missus, and Baroque went into too-cool-for-this-school mode. 

Posted by: garycooper at April 10, 2012 08:15 AM (cQMnw)

136 False but true!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 10, 2012 08:15 AM (qwK3S)

137 You guys should stop looking at the First Penis. 

Posted by: garycooper at April 10, 2012 08:17 AM (cQMnw)

138 137 You guys should stop looking at the First Penis.

Posted by: garycooper at April 10, 2012 01:17 PM (cQMnw)


I can't see up Moochelle's pants...

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 10, 2012 08:19 AM (3jGS1)

139 137 You guys should stop looking at the First Penis.

Posted by: garycooper at April 10, 2012 01:17 PM (cQMnw)


You, Gary, of all people, should know that Mooch's look is actually saying "Do not forsake me, oh my darling".

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 10, 2012 08:22 AM (Qxe/p)

140

FEE FIE FOE FUM!

I'VE COME TO TAKE YOUR CONTRACEPTION!

Posted by: reason at April 10, 2012 08:31 AM (+hPIb)

141 Barry: and then this big hideous creature with large teeth, a huge backside and horrible fashion sense rears its ugly head and....

Michelle: Ohhhh how ugly....wait that looks very familiar

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2012 08:38 AM (1Jaio)

142 Mooch appears to be yelling, "Honky" or braying like a mule.

Regarding SCOAMF: it takes a great talent to only bulge out one eye.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 10, 2012 08:38 AM (baL2B)

143

My GOD that thing is bushy.

Oh.  It's just the dog.

Posted by: arminius at April 10, 2012 08:51 AM (cDnhR)

144 Oh, that curly black thing in the front of the pic is the dog

Didn't look like any dog I ever saw.  That's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2012 08:55 AM (exvgC)

145  70   20  Werewolf ?
Where, wolf?

*
*
"Why are you talking like that?"

"I thought yew wanted to."

Posted by: Dr. Frahnk-en-shteen and Ygor at April 10, 2012 08:58 AM (exvgC)

146 My mama said, to get things done
Vote for Mitt Romney you fucking moron

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 10, 2012 09:03 AM (QTHTd)

147 Barry: This is it. This is the big one...

Michelle: Shut up you fish eyed old fool or you'll scare the kids

Barry: Michelle you is so ugly you could scare Godzilla

Michelle: Watch it sucka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2012 09:04 AM (1Jaio)

148

I love how Axelrod is dying Barry's hair grey in spot to make it look like the lightworker is "stressed by his difficult decision-making" aka multiple choice memos from his peons.

 

Gotta play the role, dontcha know!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 10, 2012 09:10 AM (g8rV1)

149 Mr. Worf, you have the conn.

Posted by: Mac Davis at April 10, 2012 09:11 AM (Wv4lq)

150 Never before have I been so proud of my country.

Posted by: johnd01 at April 10, 2012 09:21 AM (ukNFU)

151 Christopher Walken reads "Where The Wild Things Are". http://tinyurl.com/7k2bpn2

Posted by: DPR VIII at April 10, 2012 09:26 AM (gRs/D)

152  "And so the big, bad, evil white man shot and killed the handsome (if I had a son,he'd look just like this), intelligent and innocent little colored boy ".  The Obama's re-enacting a scene from MSM Fables. (h/t to the Texas U cartoonist)

Posted by: DuraMater at April 10, 2012 09:27 AM (arwq3)

153 Caption contest!!!

Posted by: GSain at April 10, 2012 09:37 AM (oTUT3)

154 128 That's their O faces Posted by: Blacksheep at April 10, 2012 12:57 PM (8/DeP) Nice.

Posted by: m at April 10, 2012 09:41 AM (gk6B1)

155 Predator vs. Alien

Posted by: SCOAMF-Bane at April 10, 2012 09:45 AM (PM09D)

156 Holy mangina.

Posted by: garrett at April 10, 2012 09:50 AM (yqQnV)

157 The model for his Mount Rushmore sculpture.

Posted by: m at April 10, 2012 10:07 AM (gk6B1)

158 Are we sure that's not the goa'uld Apophis? I swear I see an eye flash...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 10, 2012 11:56 AM (1hM1d)

159 He looks black.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 10, 2012 01:02 PM (Bughn)

160 Reading to kids about the Constitution; and how they screwed King George....


Posted by: bbay at April 10, 2012 01:04 PM (QLSxN)

161 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2012 02:23 PM (7W3wI)

162 Gahh! Y'all made me look at the First Camel-toe.

You will get the bill for my melted eyeballs I assure you.



Posted by: Peggy at April 10, 2012 05:27 PM (FIimA)

163 ofuckabaaaa is a stuttering cluster f*ck of a miserable failure.
Fixed the first word.  Now it reads correctly.

Posted by: Heltau at April 10, 2012 08:05 PM (Tp2Qu)

164 My God, they're horrifying!

Posted by: R. Waher at April 10, 2012 10:16 PM (4FP+P)

165

"Bo the dog looks non-plussed."

 

Oh...I thought that was a journalist servicing the first lady.  Sometinmes a lap-dog is just a lapdog.

Posted by: 66chevelle at April 11, 2012 03:48 AM (QjSgY)

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