April 28, 2018

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/18 )
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The Saturday Night Joke

The Origin of the White Wedding Dress

A son asked his mother the following question:

' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:

' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

(He'll be out of intensive care shortly)

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What's better, a real hamburger or a fake hamburger?Take the White Castle Slider Challenge.

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Are you in the mood for some heartwarming stories? These may or may not satisfy your needs.

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Refueling while discussing coffee, AWESOME! h/t yankeefifth

One of the things the big jet and cargo plane flyers have on the fighter guys is the ability to get up and walk around, make good snacks, and even take along a Keurig for the ride. This comes up often, including in this video. Also of particular note is that this sortie is the Strike Eagle pilot's final one in the F-15E. Soon he will be flying the same aircraft he is sipping gas from—the KC-10. He even gives thanks for the gas with a nice break and flare release as he drops off the boom.


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Good-bye cars, Hello more trucks and crossovers.

On Wednesday, Ford dropped a bombshell during its Q1 earnings call: it's going to stop selling almost all its cars in the US. The Mustang will remain on sale, as will the Focus Active, a model that won't debut until next year. But kiss goodbye to the Fiesta, Focus, Fusion, Taurus, and C-MAX. Instead, the company will focus almost exclusively on SUVs, crossovers, and trucks in the US domestic market.

Ford President and CEO Jim Hackett cited the declining popularity of the car—which the company pioneered more than a century ago—as the reason for the decision. "We are committed to taking the appropriate actions to drive profitable growth and maximize the returns of our business over the long term. Where we can raise the returns of underperforming parts of our business by making them more fit, we will. If appropriate returns are not on the horizon, we will shift that capital to where we can play and win," he said.


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Thought you knew everything about sex? 12 sex facts that you may not have known.

A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships is an extraordinary book. It’s a scientific study of sex that focuses heavily on what the neuroscientists who wrote the book learned from studying people’s preferences for pornography,

Ogas and Gaddam analyzed a billion web searches, a million Web sites, a million erotic videos, a million erotic stories, millions of personal ads, and tens of thousands of digitized romance novels. Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men.
The book was actually very educational and had some quite surprising findings in it. Twelve of the more interesting factoids from the book are included here. Enjoy!

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It's official Uranus smells like farts.

Poor Uranus: After years of being the butt of many schoolyard jokes, the planet's odor lives up to the unfortunate name. According to a new study by researchers at the University of Oxford and other institutions, published in the journal Nature Astronomy, the upper layer of Uranus's atmosphere consists largely of hydrogen sulfide—the same compound that gives farts their putrid stench.

Scientists have long suspected that the clouds floating over Uranus contained hydrogen sulfide, but the compound's presence wasn't confirmed until recently. Certain gases absorb infrared light from the Sun. By analyzing the infrared light patterns in the images they captured using the Gemini North telescope in Hawaii, astronomers were able to get a clearer picture of Uranus's atmospheric composition.

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Lots of guts. Big Balls. No brains. Marco Siffredi, snowboarder of Mt. Everest.

Since British explorer George Mallory attempted to climb Mount Everest for the first time in 1924 and tragically perished on its slopes, over 4,000 people have tried to follow in his footsteps. Most have been successful, but hundreds of them have followed in his ill-fated footsteps, succumbing to the incredibly harsh conditions that exist on the world’s tallest mountain.

But while approximately 290 people have died either ascending or descending Mount Everest, only one has died while descending the slopes on a snowboard.

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Surprising that the Combination coffin/bookcase never took off.

"For $9.95 he'll mail you plans for a do-it-yourself coffin that also works as a bookcase."

I guess when you die your family wouldn't even need to remove the books. Just throw you in there with them.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


April 28, 1980, Marshall Tucker Band bass player Tommy Caldwell died of injuries from a car accident aged 30 in his hometown of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Caldwell was the original frontman for the Marshall Tucker Band between 1973 and 1980. via thisdayinmusic.com

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April 28, 2014, Scorpions drummer James Kottak was sentenced to one month in jail in Dubai for offensive behaviour after an incident at Dubai airport on 3 April of this year. He was convicted of insulting Islam, raising his middle finger and being under the influence of alcohol. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Over priced sammich shop with tatted sammich artists to close. 500 Subways to close.

With about 43,700 stores, Subway is, unbeknownst to most, secretly the world’s largest restaurant chain. But it might not keep that edge much longer: The company has just announced plans to close 500 more of its U.S. stores this year. That follows last year’s … economizing, where it shut down 909 locations, and 2016’s streamlining, let’s call it this time, where it took 359 stores out of commission.

Subway has been languishing for years, in other words — a red-alert situation its executives have tried to correct for some time, especially after the Jared Fogle incident and fake-chicken scandal. Late last year, the chain’s billionaire co-founder Peter Buck even suggested developing an all-new business strategy: Either buying a rival sandwich chain, or quietly creating “sub-brands” that would trick customers into eating Subway without realizing it.


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So when you see a monkey just hanging around, Don't screw around with it.

INSTANT KARMA Prankster pushes monkey into a pond – but animal turns round and immediately attacks him
A tourist pushed a monkey into the water at a Chinese temple... but he certainly didn't expect what happened next.


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Just because I look like this doesn’t mean I’m trashy.” Who would have thunk? Tattoos can interfere with one's love life.

Kristel Oreto says her tattoos can be a hindrance to finding love.
When it comes to finding somebody special, Kristel Oreto’s body art can be an issue.

“When I see a cute guy, I would love to just be able to say, ‘Hey, I like you, let me take you out for a steak,’” says Oreto, a 37-year-old tattoo artist from Philadelphia, whose many tattoos include the word “forever” spelled out backward on her face and an entirely black sleeve on her left arm.

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That was some really bad "shit". Genius Award Winners

DECATUR — Four inmates in the Macon County Jail were hospitalized after taking the illegal drugs another inmate smuggled inside concealed within his rectum, a sworn affidavit said.

Corrections Sgt. Roger Pope said in the affidavit that an investigation revealed the inmate, Romell D. Hill, 34, was selling a variety of drugs, including meth and heroin, “for commissary items and potentially other funds” to raise his own bail money. Hill was so intoxicated on drugs himself, Pope said, that he was given shots of the overdose treatment Narcan to revive him.


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1 Kitty!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 04:52 PM (kufk0)

2 The Mycenaean Collapse was not earthquake-driven. It was thrown down violently : tinyurl.com/y8mpybww

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 04:52 PM (6FqZa)

3 rd

Posted by: Marvel Studios at April 28, 2018 04:53 PM (zTtjJ)

4 Off sock!

Posted by: Surfperch at April 28, 2018 04:53 PM (zTtjJ)

5 cat *pillow* fight!

Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 04:53 PM (xGMkv)

6 Th

Posted by: Carpe Mish at April 28, 2018 04:53 PM (Lyo0O)

7 5?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 28, 2018 04:53 PM (zTtjJ)

8 Gummy dildo kiosk! Evening all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 04:54 PM (qJtVm)

9 Would the Horde mind voting in this contest for a guy from San Antonio, Texas -- #10 Marco Bonugli? I think he's got a really good room. (But just once each, please; no cheating.) and, hey, it's San Antone!
http://www.gikacoustics.com/photo-contest-2018/

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 04:57 PM (VBKy9)

10 April 28, 2014, Scorpions drummer James Kottak was sentenced to one month in jail in Dubai for offensive behaviour after an incident at Dubai airport on 3 April of this year. He was convicted of insulting Islam, raising his middle finger and being under the influence of alcohol. ++++ No quote, but I'm guessing it was, "Fuck Islam!"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 04:58 PM (pvjTE)

11 Thanks for the ONT. Not sure how I feel on the Ford car front. I guess, it is a private company and they can sell whatever the hell they like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 04:59 PM (zGiai)

12 Hey all, how's things going?

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 05:00 PM (yJ1e6)

13 Yo! I really should go read the content.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2018 05:00 PM (X3JfR)

14 Erev tov, fapperot ve fapperim!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 05:01 PM (e9G8E)

15 Kristel Oreto says her tattoos can be a hindrance to finding love. When it comes to finding somebody special, Kristel Oreto's body art can be an issue. "When I see a cute guy, I would love to just be able to say, 'Hey, I like you, let me take you out for a steak,'" says Oreto, a 37-year-old tattoo artist from Philadelphia, whose many tattoos include the word "forever" spelled out backward on her face and an entirely black sleeve on her left arm. Yeah, um, I can accept a few tats, and am tat-curious myself; but this level of self-mutilation makes me worry about cannibalism. I'm not letting her order the chianti on the first date

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:01 PM (6FqZa)

16 So when you see a monkey just hanging around, Don't screw around with it. ++++ That's pretty much good advice for dealing with any wild animal. Don't want nothin', don't start nothin'.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 05:01 PM (pvjTE)

17 Gummy dildo kiosk, and the Mycenaean collapse, and that's in the first 15 comments.


Only at the HQ!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:02 PM (QDnY+)

18 Every time I go to the Subway nearest my house the guy behind the counter has another tattoo, it's remarkable.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 28, 2018 05:02 PM (zTtjJ)

19 I, for one, am not about to eat *any* of those gummies.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:03 PM (T71PA)

20 I haven't been to Subway in years. I like Jimmy John's now.

Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 05:03 PM (6XZdO)

21 Great ONT, MisHum - Thank You! And thanks for the Hat Tip, too!

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 05:03 PM (vUcdz)

22 Good Lord! Y'all pay $52 for 20 gut-bombs in NYC!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 05:04 PM (uApS1)

23 That's pretty much good advice for dealing with any wild animal. Don't want nothin', don't start nothin'. True story: I went out walking to the Twin Peaks a few days ago (because boobies). I was looking at my phone on the way, being bored, and suddenly heard a hissing noise. Looked over to my right and there was a goose, possibly mama goose on her eggs. Sometimes you can start somethin' not even intending to.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:04 PM (6FqZa)

24 Merkel compared President Trump's apparent success with North Korea to President Reagan's with the Berlin Wall, I heard on the radio today. (I bet you did too, huh, Misanthropic Humanitarian?) Thanks for the Skorps vid. I think I saw the Floyd's Wall coming down amongst the other images in it.

Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 05:04 PM (xGMkv)

25 Mini BSU Spoke with Joyce this afternoon. She sounds so weak and sad. As always, I remain grateful for the miracle that was this past (extra) year.

Posted by: ibguy [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 05:04 PM (vUcdz)

26 Peter Buck even suggested developing an all-new business strategy: Either buying a rival sandwich chain, or quietly creating "sub-brands" that would trick customers into eating Subway without realizing it. *announcer's whisper* We've secretly replaced David Brooks' artisanal prosciutto and shiitake on ciabatta crossover with the 5-dollar footlong meatlovers. Let's see if he notices....

Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2018 05:05 PM (EzdLW)

27 Willowed Speaking of subs. I've had the idea to create a book or website about obscure Americans who never got the credit they deserved. Charles Hamilton Houston, George Mitchell, etc. One is John Holland, father of the first practical submarines. Before he emigrated from Ireland, one of his first efforts was to build a submersible for the Fenians (proto IRA) to blow up a ship in the Thames. He grew up in County Clare as a Gaelic speaker and was an Irish Christian Brother before he left the order. His work got commercialized as the Electric Boat Company, which still makes US Navy subs.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:07 PM (pV/54)

28 "Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men." I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:07 PM (y87Qq)

29 JJ's #9, No Tomatoes. Then I take it home and add mustard, because they don't have mustard for some reason!

Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 05:07 PM (6XZdO)

30 Only at the HQ! Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 10:02 PM (QDnY+) --- You don't see this breadth of commentary at City Journal or NRO.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:07 PM (qJtVm)

31 David "Creasegazer" Brooks at least isn't interested in little girls, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:08 PM (6FqZa)

32 Merkel compared President Trump's apparent success with North Korea to President Reagan's with the Berlin Wall, I heard on the radio today. If I recall correctly, Frau Merkel grew up on the eastern side of the border. This is a pretty powerful statement from her. Also, at the Michigan rally the crowd chanted NOBEL! Won't happen but it's nice to highlight the globalists hypocrisy every chance we can.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 05:08 PM (+Tibp)

33 You don't see this breadth of commentary at City Journal or NRO. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April well the scattergun approach is well suited to the horde, bunch of adhd jacks of all trades.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)

34 28 "Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men." I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n? Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq) Which one? Sexual relations. Men? Women? Thinking?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 05:09 PM (zGiai)

35 hey friends. how is everyone?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:09 PM (TL2pK)

36 Having your famous spokesperson revealed as a pedo is not good for business. I'm pretty sure this is the root of their problems.

Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (6XZdO)

37 Which one? Sexual relations. Men? Women? Thinking? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (zGiai) Yes, those.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (y87Qq)

38 I actually like the subway Italian with double meat, and the meatball one. I also like a good Arby's. But Blimpies pastrami is so good that just looking at the ad gives me chest pains. But it is the location and available parking that brings me in.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (roQNm)

39 I'm sorry but that story about the guy snowboarding Mt Everest has to be fake. And the picture of him making his final descent? Who the fuck took it?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (mc8++)

40 haven't been to Subway in years. I like Jimmy John's now. Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (6XZdO) ------ I owned a few Subways franchises back in the day of 1994. They are all about coverage. They will happily sell you a store that can do $20k a month. They will then also open 2 stores nearby, which each do 12k a month. Loss for you, win for them. Fcuk "Doctors Associates".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (9iACz)

41 I see you like pussy, MisHum. LOL!

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:10 PM (Lh6Rk)

42 you know what subway should do? enforce some hygiene standards. I don't want someone with a nos ena face full of piercings leaning over the food they are putting into my sandwich. they should also upgrade their meat and go back to whatever bread recipe they used in the 80s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:11 PM (MTjB1)

43 Good-bye cars, Hello more trucks and crossovers. ++++ Trucks and SUVs still have an advantage when it comes to CAFE, don't they? People want something to happen when they step on the gas.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 05:11 PM (pvjTE)

44 29 JJ's #9, No Tomatoes. Then I take it home and add mustard, because they don't have mustard for some reason! Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (6XZdO) #10 w/o tomato, w/ onion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 05:11 PM (zGiai)

45 yes, I watched the vid again, and i tink the 1990 plaza shot is when the Floyd did the Wall live in Berlin. The Scorpions played the surrogate band at the beginning.

Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 05:11 PM (xGMkv)

46 Having your famous spokesperson revealed as a pedo is not good for business. I'm pretty sure this is the root of their problems. Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO) Pssstt. It's the pre-cut oxidized meat.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:11 PM (T71PA)

47 Ignoramus, Holland's story (and Electric Boat's) is very interesting indeed.


Forget the names, but during WWII the relentless quest for more production capacity led to a shipyard on the Great Lakes building a dozen US subs.  They were put on shallow-draft barge-like structures and floated down the Mississippi - along the way, joining the LSTs (Landing Ship/Tank) that were built at the "prairie shipyard" further down the river.  US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:12 PM (QDnY+)

48 36 Having your famous spokesperson revealed as a pedo is not good for business. I'm pretty sure this is the root of their problems. Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO) I think also having bad service, horrible food hygiene and shitty food is also a factor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 05:12 PM (zGiai)

49 Also, at the Michigan rally the crowd chanted NOBEL! They just didn't want More Cowbell!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:13 PM (IqV8l)

50 Having your famous spokesperson revealed as a pedo is not good for business. I'm pretty sure this is the root of their problems. Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (6XZdO) It didn't do them any favors, but I think they handled it as well as they could have. I don't know anyone who wouldn't go there specifically because of the Jared thing. Other reasons, maybe, but it's not like they covered for him or anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:13 PM (y87Qq)

51 well, the funny thing about you average animal, they ani't playing. there is nothing especially fearsome about a goose on a golf course or a gopher in your yard, however, whereas our goal is not to get nipped they are playing for keeps.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:13 PM (MTjB1)

52 BTH ("Creasegazer") and Aetius ("thinking?") - LOL


Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:14 PM (QDnY+)

53 I thought the Electric Boat Company was a kids' show on PBS?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 05:14 PM (VBKy9)

54 Oreto, a 37-year-old tattoo artist Wow, I had to double-check that line in the story. She looks a lot, lot older.

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2018 05:14 PM (7ThJ3)

55 How many women said "yes"? Would you go to bed with me tonight? 0%

We rest our case.

Posted by: 40 percent of men who never had a child at April 28, 2018 05:14 PM (Tyii7)

56 Mark Twain wrote that the problem with man's concept of heaven is that everyone sings, but man left out sex.

Posted by: Isophorone at April 28, 2018 05:14 PM (g3KQm)

57 One of the things the big jet and cargo plane flyers have on the fighter guys is the ability to get up and walk around, make good snacks, and even take along a Keurig for the ride. --- Just say it. They can step Into a bathroom and take a dump.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2018 05:15 PM (t5m5e)

58 White Castle burgers are foul. Doesn't surprise me you can put almost anything on a bun and beat it.

Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 05:15 PM (7axIG)

59 US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it. Posted by: rhomboid The country was a lot different back then.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:15 PM (IqV8l)

60 funny story... My cousin's wife worked with the former Mrs. Jared, so they attended their wedding. No, Subway didn't cater it. But, oh man....when it went down.....I guess it was baddddd.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:15 PM (TL2pK)

61 Thought you knew everything about sex? 12 sex facts that you may not have known. PJMedia has a several excellent writers (Wretchard, Spengler, VDH, Roger Simon, Sarah Hoyt ) and some decent content. Then there's the clickbait.

Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2018 05:15 PM (EzdLW)

62 regarding the CBD. I was driving to work one morning and saw those letters on a business sign. I did a double take: Just how ubiquitous is Charlie Brown's Dildo? I might have brain damage. By which I mean I hang around here. A lot. Whilst drinking. Except at work. Mostly. (fun fact: the company I work for has a keg-fridge, and liquor in the break room--I love my job...even funner fact: not a one of us abuses this policy--part of what makes my job the best job ever. We all know a good thing when we have it)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (Mkuv2)

63 the upper layer of Uranus's atmosphere consists largely of hydrogen sulfide, the same compound that gives farts their putrid stench. --- Actually that s largely due to an organic amine called skatole.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (t5m5e)

64 Ate at Subway, maybe every other week, for a while a few years back.  It was clean, staff was good, food was not bad.  Just returned to my normal preference for other stuff when I bought lunch-to-go (which is usually still a sandwich, but banh mi, there's a place that does killer versions, and still cheap, close to the Subway I used to visit).



Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

65 I like Subway sandwiches. They taste better than McDonald's burgers. I realize that I set the bar low. Fast food is mainly what we have in my little town.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (Lh6Rk)

66 I also like a good Arby's. But Blimpies pastrami is so good that just looking at the ad gives me chest pains. But it is the location and available parking that brings me in. Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm) -------- I will try that, thank you. My go to at Blimpie's has been the 6" double meat/cheese Blimpie's best on white, Extra mayo and spicy mustard, add tomate, lettuce and onion. Gotta get that dietary fiber somehow!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (9iACz)

67 Doesn't surprise me you can put almost anything on a bun and beat it. Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG) -- Phrasing, dear boy, phrasing! Also, very stoked that Archer is back on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (qJtVm)

68 well the problem with the survey asking the woman to go on a date, go to an apartment, and go to bed is that, presumably the only opened with one question. you may have lost some of the people that would have answered "yes" to the will you go to bed with me question in the date and apartment questions. you have to go all in. also, you never know how many girls that were willing to go to a date or back to the apartment would have agreed to the bed part after the date or getting to the apartment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:17 PM (MTjB1)

69 Like the National Park Service says about Bears - don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:18 PM (roQNm)

70 Mount Everest.  Aloof.  Foreboding.

The mountain with the biggest tit's in the world.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 05:19 PM (w+Jhj)

71 Bertram - indeed it was.  In so many ways.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:19 PM (QDnY+)

72 what would be nice to know is what percentage of subway employees will agree to go to bed with you on a cold open? or for your completed subway frequent purcharser card.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:19 PM (MTjB1)

73 hey friends. how is everyone? Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:09 PM (TL2pK) Wishin' I had some good fresh baked biscuits.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at April 28, 2018 05:19 PM (b0NwW)

74 very stoked that Archer is back on. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April have always assumed lana was based upon you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)

75 You're a senator, Pug?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (VBKy9)

76 who is Thor that said he might challenge Trump in 2020? just saw something on Fox News.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (KxbBq)

77 I bought a new Camry last year. I didn't bother looking at the Ford sedans. The quality is just not there.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (Lh6Rk)

78 "Actually that s largely due to an organic amine called skatole."

I thought methanethiol?

Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (6XZdO)

79 You're a senator, Pug? Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (VBKy9) Nah. He said no one abuses the perks.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (T71PA)

80 " shipyard on the Great Lakes building a dozen US subs. They were put on shallow-draft barge-like structures and floated down the Mississippi - " Subs on barges! Again speaking of subways. NYC subway cars get built by Kawasaki in Yonkers. More than once, late at night, I've seen a new subway car on an oversized truck getting shipped to the yard in The Bronx to be put into service. It's the shock of seeing a commonplace object in an incongruous place.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (pV/54)

81 Phrasing, dear boy, phrasing! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (qJtVm) Sorry. Allow me to rephrase: Doesn't surprise me you can put a penis between some ass cheeks and give it a hand job. I'll be more careful in the future.

Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 05:21 PM (7axIG)

82 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

83 have always assumed lana was based upon you. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:20 PM (MTjB1) --- Ha! Thanks, but it would more accurately be a beautiful melding of Lana and Pam Poovey. Cuz I love cocaine and drifting!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (qJtVm)

84 @73 Hehe... I have some extras left over. I am thinking a fried egg tomorrow morning will be the perfect compliment.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (TL2pK)

85 what would be nice to know is what percentage of subway employees will agree to go to bed with you on a cold open? or for your completed subway frequent purcharser card. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:19 PM (MTjB1) Would... would you not? Completed, right? With all the stamps?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (y87Qq)

86 Well getting hungry for a late dinner.  Only thing we have - but that's fine by me - at the moment is some of the ham/lentil soup I made this week, using the meaty ham-bone of a ham bought at a clearance price after Easter.  It's damn good, and so easy to make.  Have become sort of addicted to easy cheap delicious slow-cooker soups.  When weather gets warmer, that will end for a while, probably.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (QDnY+)

87 What's better, a real hamburger or a fake hamburger?Take the White Castle Slider Challenge. Whataburger is what a burger should be. Whataburger uses 100% pure American beef served on a big, toasted five-inch bun.

Posted by: Whataburger at April 28, 2018 05:22 PM (Cz+xD)

88 Do not like Subway. It works only when there is nothing else. I live in a town that serves sammiches for close enough to the same price but stuffed with meat and cheese. Not delicately placed with tweezers. Yeah. I'll pay two or three bucks more for a sammich that requires me to unhinge my jaw: por ejemplo--Firehouse Subs. Great sammiches.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:23 PM (Mkuv2)

89 Are you in the mood for some heartwarming stories? These may or may not satisfy your needs. None of these moved me in any way. That probably means I'm a terrible human being or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

90 I like cats, but that picture is the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 05:23 PM (sdi6R)

91 Ha! Thanks, but it would more accurately be a beautiful melding of Lana and Pam Poovey. Cuz I love cocaine and drifting! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April well, I wasn't going to mention the cocaine thing, but the way you took that subaru through the driveway at the wynn was tres cool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:24 PM (MTjB1)

92 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody Posted by: Insomniac People. People who need people. Are the unluckiest people in the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:24 PM (IqV8l)

93 "Whataburger is what a burger should be."

Sounds good! But I don't think we have those here.

Posted by: Chris M at April 28, 2018 05:24 PM (6XZdO)

94 especially after the Jared Fogle incident This makes no sense. I mean, we're all adults here- ok, ok, but you know what I mean...

Posted by: Comet Pizza, Washington, DC at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (Zdm89)

95 Ha! Thanks, but it would more accurately be a beautiful melding of Lana and Pam Poovey. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (qJtVm) You pretend you're Alex Karras? Huh. I guess that figures though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)

96 Would... would you not? Completed, right? With all the stamps? Posted by: hogmartin at April every single stamp!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (MTjB1)

97 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (Zogyx)

98 Hey everybody. Posting this comment as a test. Turns out my Mac decided it didn't like my wireless network extender anymore, and I've just spent the last 36 hours trying to make them friends again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (eMKNe)

99 This evening is only good because I made it through the day without committing murder. I am officially a San Antonio Moron.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (Zogyx)

100 #82 Count your blessings. It could be worse.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:25 PM (roQNm)

101 The big chain sandwich shops never did interest me (except maybe Blimpies). Too much bread. Even if they weren't shy on the meat (I give some credit to Quiznos here), there were still too many carbs to deal with, and widening your mouth to include all that bread required a jaw like that woman from "V". Cheba Hut in Boulder Valley gets the balance about right. So did Blimpies as mentioned.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (6FqZa)

102 well, I wasn't going to mention the cocaine thing, but the way you took that subaru through the driveway at the wynn was tres cool. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1) ---- The sideways screech parallel park trick is known to but a few. Cocaiiiiine!!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (qJtVm)

103 58 White Castle burgers are foul. Doesn't surprise me you can put almost anything on a bun and beat it. Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG) We don't have White Castle in the south, but my understanding is they are basically like Krystal's that we have here. They are only properly enjoyed at 3:30 a.m. on the way home from the bar when your standards are very relaxed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (uApS1)

104 Firehouse Subs. Great sammiches. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard We had Firehouse Subs at a company luncheon meeting. Mine was supposed to be turkey. Turned out to be a lettuce sandwich. I hate lettuce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (IqV8l)

105 This evening is only good because I made it through the day without committing murder. I am officially a San Antonio Moron. Posted by: Robert at April you on holiday or something?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

106 My hash reminds me of a vestigial organ. I am a vestigial 'Ron.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (Zogyx)

107 I have some extras left over. I am thinking a fried egg tomorrow morning will be the perfect compliment. Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:22 PM (TL2pK) Damn. Now I have the munchies. Thanks TP!

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at April 28, 2018 05:26 PM (b0NwW)

108 My hash reminds me of a vestigial organ. I am a vestigial 'Ron. Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (Zogyx) I had my zogyx out when I was seven. They let me have all the ice cream I wanted!

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)

109 qdpsteve's Mac: It's Mueller time!! qdpsteve's Netgear extender: MAGA! qdpsteve's Mac: Stormy is the shit! qdpsteve's Netgear extender: MAGA!! (on and on and on)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (eMKNe)

110 I was shocked to see how many Chick-Fil-As are now open in my area.  Several I didn't even know about/hadn't noticed.  I don't go there often, but this time of year the vigil starts for the peach milk shakes.  Most delicious dessert-ish/sweet thing ever made by a fast-food outfit, for sure.  As discussed here recently, CFA is predicted to become the #3 fast food chain within 2 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (QDnY+)

111 Firehouse Subs is pretty good. I am also a pretty big fan of Penn Station. Unfortunately here in town, Subway is about the only sub sandwich shop. Casey's (the convenience store) has some alternative options too.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (TL2pK)

112 Subway's biggest problem is that a lot of us have tried their sandwiches.

Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (FJXGr)

113 >>>Who the fuck took it? one of the three sherpas

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 05:27 PM (zr8oO)

114 Cocaiiiiine!!!! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (qJtVm) Here you go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEUaeG4wH4

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (T71PA)

115 you on holiday or something? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1) I have moved! Or I was stationary and the earth moved under me. Relativity got me all confused, maaaaaan!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (Zogyx)

116 Hmmm, I'm thinking people generally shy away from people who can't keep from decorating themselves. Kind of like staying away from the guy who yells at nobody in particular. On reflection I'm not actually surprised by Ford's decision. Seems like most of the Fords I see on the road are trucks or crossovers. If I have my timeline correct, the fall of Mycenaean civilization kicked off an eastern Mediterranean dark age, so maybe it makes sense that the palaces were destroyed by violence. And good evening Horde. Got a good deal of mowing and general stuff done today, now having some adult beverages and winding down. Hope everybody is the same.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (1FhAQ)

117 Jersey Mikes sends me coupons. That's when I go over there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (6FqZa)

118 @107 I'm sorry! Forgive me?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (TL2pK)

119 t-bird, trying to replace Jared Fogle with Bill Cosby didn't help. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (eMKNe)

120 My hash reminds me of a vestigial organ. I am a vestigial 'Ron. Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (Zogyx) Do not take Zogyx if you are allergic to Zogyx.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (IqV8l)

121 the thing about subway is that when you compare their product to a really good sandwich, subway sucks. not sure they will ever be able to compete.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (MTjB1)

122 75 You're a senator, Pug? Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 10:21 PM (VBKy9) Heh. Good guess, but nope. A civil engineering/land survey company. I am truly blessed to be working with these people. Our HR department is the office manager, a tiny but fierce woman whose only HR policy is this: Don't piss me off and we'll be fine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:28 PM (Mkuv2)

123 Jersey Mike's I thought was good, 'til I tried Jimmy John's. They're freaky fast and de-lish! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (eMKNe)

124 I always thought Subway was overpriced. So, A Walmart Neighborhood store opened up (where a Piggly Wiggly used to be) and they have Italian Heroes for $5.49. The Subway less than 1000 ft away has the foot long Spicy Italian for $5. The Walmart sub has at least 50% more meat. Morons like meat. OK, so I don't get the peppercinis. Too bad.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (sCN2W)

125 100 #82 Count your blessings. It could be worse. Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (roQNm) True. My selection system is completely broken so I'd probably be with another rotten human being.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

126 I had my zogyx out when I was seven. They let me have all the ice cream I wanted! Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq) I want ice cream right now. I'd go to the store but I'm not sure where it is.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (Zogyx)

127 "Having your famous spokesperson revealed as a pedo is not good for business. I'm pretty sure this is the root of their problems." I thought using Jared as long as they did was a piss poor decision. I mean, its like looking at Fuckerberg or something. Lifeless eyes, smile that creeps you out, voice that makes you want to slap him. And no tits! Why would use a goofy looking guy when you could show some fun bags.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (9BLnV)

128 I've just spent the last 36 hours trying to make them friends again. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe) They seem to be getting along.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at April 28, 2018 05:29 PM (b0NwW)

129 Michelle Wolf, the comedian at the White House Correspondents Dinner is really, really bombing. Attacking Kelley Ann and Sarah who are in attendance. Not in a funny way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:30 PM (pV/54)

130 RE: Trying to snowboard Mt. Everest. I watch those 'like a boss' youtube videos, and they do some amazing stunts. Then I wonder how many times they did the faceplant before they got good.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:30 PM (roQNm)

131 I know someone with about 9 Jersey Mike's sub franchises.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 05:30 PM (kufk0)

132 tbodie, right now they're both keeping their lips zipped. They both know I'll throw 'em overboard for a cheapo PC if push comes to shove.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:30 PM (eMKNe)

133 joncelli: yeah, that was one of those obvious things that we all pretty much knew already, but someone had to go prove it. See also: Aryan Invasion Theory of India.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)

134 Mr. H's latest project here at the house has been to fix up the outside covered patio. He beefed up the columns and painted the patio furniture. He also painted the ceiling haint blue. He's just about finished, need to hang some brackets for the ferns, but it's really pretty. It's a nice place to hang out on a Summer evening.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:31 PM (Lh6Rk)

135 65 I like Subway sandwiches. They taste better than McDonald's burgers. I realize that I set the bar low. Fast food is mainly what we have in my little town. Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 10:17 PM (Lh6Rk $10 for a small bag of chips, a sammich with all bread and no meat and a shitty drink isn't worth it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:31 PM (3Pma+)

136 Ooooooh Jersey Mike's IS quite good. Unfortunately the nearest one to me is 2 hours so...don't have it very often.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:31 PM (TL2pK)

137 Cool Maine fact:

The sandwich, commonly called a 'sub' in the Lower 56, is known in Maine as an 'italian', unless it comes from Subway, then it's called a 'subway'...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 05:31 PM (e9G8E)

138 lin-duh, I have a former boss who started up a Togo's on Hawthorne Blvd in Torrance back around 1989. I think he sold it after Baskin-Robbins took over. Supposedly they made a lot of changes most Togo's franchisers did NOT like.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:31 PM (eMKNe)

139 My brothers were hard rock fans when I grew up in the 90s. Therefore, Winds of Change has special place in my heart. I still love the orchestral cover of Rock You Like A Hurricane:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cd9FYO9Rh4

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (XKZwp)

140 Pedant comment:

Queen Victoria started the fashion of white wedding dresses when she married Prince Albert. (I heard that on TV sometime in the last week, I don't remember where).

Posted by: zmdavid at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (xqRaG)

141 I have moved! Or I was stationary and the earth moved under me. Relativity got me all confused, maaaaaan! Posted by: Robert at April was referring to you slacking off you your murder responsibilities. congrats on the move, san antonio is a great place.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (MTjB1)

142 Kelley Ann went to the dinner?  Why?


Sarah I can see - sort of her department, the press corpse.


I'd use all the WH seats for junior press office and other young people.  Fun harmless gig for them, subtle message about stature of the event.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (QDnY+)

143 "Try some fresh dirt today! Tastes better than a McD's burger!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (eMKNe)

144 -Feminist -Comedy Please continue with this fantasy....

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (GoNER)

145 Do not take Zogyx if you are allergic to Zogyx. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l) If you take soggy and have an erectiion that last longer than four hours...aaaaaaallriiiiiiiiiiight! Giggity!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:32 PM (Zogyx)

146 Robert, What part of SA are you in? I grew up there, I'm up in Austinistan now.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (kufk0)

147 that's something I've said before Insomniac. I thought of you today. you know how communities have nights to raise money for people who are going through some health problem? a raffle, a meal, a DJ, etc.? Couldn't you go to them as a hobby? would give you a better perspective on your life, mehbe? you might meet somebody sweet, too. she'd be impressed.

Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (xGMkv)

148 103 58 White Castle burgers are foul. Doesn't surprise me you can put almost anything on a bun and beat it. Posted by: JSchuler at April 28, 2018 10:15 PM (7axIG) We don't have White Castle in the south, but my understanding is they are basically like Krystal's that we have here. They are only properly enjoyed at 3:30 a.m. on the way home from the bar when your standards are very relaxed. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 10:26 PM (uApS1) Been there, done that, what standards?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (3Pma+)

149 I know I am the odd man, er woman, out in this situation, but I actually like a lot of bread on my sandwiches. I like to have just a little meat, some cheese, lots of veggies and lots of bread. That's my ideal ratio.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (TL2pK)

150 the Ford Taurus used to be wildly popular in Eastern Europe (not sure if thats stlll the case)

Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (OonSC)

151 We've got a place nearby called "Jason's Deli", but they're only a small group down here in TN, NC and SC.  Pretty good though.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 05:33 PM (w+Jhj)

152 I'll see your instrumental "Hurricane" and raise you a symphonic "Baby Got Back": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (qJtVm)

153 Do not take Zogyx if you are allergic to Zogyx. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l) May cause rectal fissures, cranial pressure, sudden violent flatulence, weird impulses to sing show tunes, prolific drooling, a craving for shellfish, thoughts of suicide, itchy palms, lethargy, and an inexplicable interest in soccer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (Mkuv2)

154 Jersey Mike's I thought was good, 'til I tried Jimmy John's. They're freaky fast and de-lish! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April yeah, jersey mikes is one of the biggest sandwich disappointments ever. have a loaf of bread with a sneeze of meat in it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (MTjB1)

155 I'm sorry! Forgive me? Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:28 PM (TL2pK) Absolutely! Just keep making those biscuits!

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (b0NwW)

156 Do not like Subway. * * * Quoted for truth. I eat there occasionally only because it's close to work and there's some healthy options. Almost like they've gone to extra effort to minimize the flavor and quality. I like Pot Belly for sammiches.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (H5knJ)

157 I just flipped over to C-SPAN for the douchebag prom and caught the last few minutes of Michelle Wolf, who I've never heard of. Now I know why. If I never hear her again I can die happy.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (+Tibp)

158 was referring to you slacking off you your murder responsibilities. congrats on the move, san antonio is a great place. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1) There were too many witnesses. I'll do better next time, I swear! *Sharpens knives*

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:34 PM (Zogyx)

159 Whataburger is best 3:30 am munchies burger.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:35 PM (6FqZa)

160 Kelly Anne Conway who is known to talk shit behind everybody's back when she gets a drink in her and leaks while her husband retweets and likes anti-Trump propaganda. Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 05:35 PM (GoNER)

161 28 "Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men." I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n? Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq) For the love of God, every generation thinks they invented "it"

Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 05:35 PM (OonSC)

162 Jason's Deli muffalettas are okay. Not great, just okay.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:35 PM (6FqZa)

163 best submarine sandwich I ever had was at a university I was at but not attending.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (MTjB1)

164 The "yawning cat" has launched a thousand memes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (/qEW2)

165 I call bullshit on the internet sex study. No way the people who conducted it were named "Orgas and Gaddam." Not in a million years. OTOH, the Uranus story, that I believe.

Posted by: George LeS at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (/ki+X)

166 We long ago gave up Subway when we realized we made much better sammiches at home. Buy some good buns at the groc deli, several meats and cheese and you can kick azz. Just drizzle Italian dressing over the sammich w/ a little chopped lettuce and it's to die for.

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (yJ1e6)

167 you know how communities have nights to raise money for people who are going through some health problem? a raffle, a meal, a DJ, etc.? Couldn't you go to them as a hobby? would give you a better perspective on your life, mehbe? you might meet somebody sweet, too. she'd be impressed. Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (xGMkv) Honestly I've never encountered such a thing. On the other hand, I haven't been actively looking for one either. I'm not sure what possible role I would have for such a gathering. And meeting someone sweet is a pipe dream.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

168 I keep frozen White Castle hamburgers in the freezer and enjoy them as a late night snack. Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever had a bad hamburger. Except when I've tried to make them myself. Any fast food chain hamburger is good. They're nature's perfect food.

Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (sdi6R)

169 analyzed a billion web searches, a million Web sites, a million erotic videos, a million erotic stories, millions of personal ads, and tens of thousands of digitized romance novels. in other words, jerkoff bullshit. "12secksfacks" bullshit. 12 jerkoff facts.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at April 28, 2018 05:36 PM (oBBCm)

170 "We had Firehouse Subs at a company luncheon meeting.
Mine was supposed to be turkey. Turned out to be a lettuce sandwich. I hate lettuce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Romaine lettuce, by any chance?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (w+Jhj)

171 129 Michelle Wolf, the comedian at the White House Correspondents Dinner is really, really bombing. Attacking Kelley Ann and Sarah who are in attendance. Not in a funny way. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (pV/54) The LA Times has an opinion piece that attacks Melania. It was written by a woman whose last name is Hefferman, I kid you not. I was tempted to comment, but that would be casting pearls before swine. Plus you have to give your name & email address. It's enough to know that no matter what they say, she is still FLOTUS and they are just a bunch of sore losers.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (Lh6Rk)

172 Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think. My frontier gibberish translator is still not working as well as it should. Help a mountain man out?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (6FqZa)

173 and an inexplicable interest in soccer. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (Mkuv2) ....and that made me **Snort** Thanks Pug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (3Pma+)

174 I like Pot Belly for sammiches. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls Sandwiches like me for my pot belly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (IqV8l)

175 Even MSNBC is shitting on the comic routine as mean-spirited. "but there were laughs in the room!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (pV/54)

176 We have Jason's Deli in Texas. In fact, I was a manager at one for a short time ....a few years back....further than that..... keep going....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (kufk0)

177 Last week, I utilized the Subway online ordering to order myself a flatbread sandwich. Not only did they get the meat wrong, but they put the atrocity on multigrain flatbread, instead of white flatbread. I couldn't even finish it, it was so nasty.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (TL2pK)

178 I like to have just a little meat, some cheese, lots of veggies and lots of bread. That's my ideal ratio. Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (TL2pK) That's fine, IF the bread is any good. Subway bread isn't. And they used to do the v-cut so you could browbeat the sandwich facilitation counselor into shoving tons of stuff onto the sandwich, but now you really can't get much before it starts falling apart. I don't get the mad hate-on for it as a fast food place, because it's not really that bad, but it really isn't very good at all compared to anywhere else.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:37 PM (y87Qq)

179 well, don't believe that the internet porn search terms they ranked were true either. don't believe the high rank of some and there are some unbelievably missing too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)

180 What part of SA are you in? I grew up there, I'm up in Austinistan now. Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0) Oh, jeez, that's a good question! I'm staying with my brother temporarily and, I think he's told me what this part of San Antonio is called but I can remember. The part where most of the white people are at? That's all I know.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:38 PM (Zogyx)

181 "Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think." Kelley Ann and Sarah were there as bait. It worked.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:39 PM (pV/54)

182 161 28 "Their groundbreaking findings will profoundly alter the way you think about the sexual relationships of women and men." I keep hearing about that sort of thing, I guess it's really popular these days. Worth looking into, y/n? Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq) For the love of God, every generation thinks they invented "it" Posted by: the Butcher at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (OonSC) Yes they do, as well as every possible kink. They obviously don't know history. At all.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

183 Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever had a bad hamburger. Except when I've tried to make them myself. Any fast food chain hamburger is good. They're nature's perfect food. Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM Has anyone ever had a bad pizza?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:39 PM (IqV8l)

184 Maybe the raise money for sick Joe is a midwestern thing. not a pipe dream. totally possible!

Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 05:39 PM (xGMkv)

185 Sometimes backyard cookout burgers suck if the grill man doesn't know what the hell they are doing. I've had a number of them that kind of resembled a dense, charcoal flavored hockey-puck sized wad of meat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (uApS1)

186 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l) Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (qJtVm)

187 Alamo Heights?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (kufk0)

188 OTOH, the Uranus story, that I believe. Posted by: George LeS at April 28, 2018 10:36 PM (/ki+X) Of course it's true. We super smart astrophysicists know for a fact that those farts you smell but nobody takes "credit" for are sent here directly from Uranus. True Fact! IT. IS. SCIENCE.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (T71PA)

189 $10 for a small bag of chips, a sammich with all bread and no meat and a shitty drink isn't worth it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+) I get the sandwich and a cookie and the drink, the combo is like $5 if you get their special.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (Lh6Rk)

190 @186 Ummmmmmmm

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (TL2pK)

191 Okay, I'm out. It was raining this morning which made loading the truck fucking suck. I smell. I need a shower. Hail and kill to the glorious Horde!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 05:40 PM (Zogyx)

192 Genius Award Winners but no Feel Good of the Day? There goes the whole week, down the drain. Ruined. Nothing else that happened matters. Like cats, we are such creatures of habit, if you don't feed us the right stuff on time, we poop on your pillow.

Posted by: mindful webworker's 2¢ worth, less tax, at April 28, 2018 05:41 PM (3tLP6)

193 172 Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think. My frontier gibberish translator is still not working as well as it should. Help a mountain man out? Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:37 PM (6FqZa) Trump allows and instructs Kellly Anne Conway and her husband to behave that way to benefit team Trump. Gotta have somebody behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 05:41 PM (GoNER)

194 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April oh hell yeah. guy's pizza in cleveland. did not eat half of it. called to complain. they offered to send us a new one, said "no, just wanted you to know how bad this one was." may be only pizza I did not finish, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:41 PM (MTjB1)

195 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
---
anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2018 05:42 PM (Zsmh3)

196 Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April yeah, I have left in the middle of bad sex too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

197 Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm) AHAHAHAHAHA *gasp, pant* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Pizza Hut Pan Pizza at April 28, 2018 05:42 PM (y87Qq)

198 184 Maybe the raise money for sick Joe is a midwestern thing. not a pipe dream. totally possible! Posted by: booknlass at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (xGMkv) Please feel free to keep hope alive on my behalf.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

199 may be only pizza I did not finish, ever. Posted by: yankeefifth Did it have dead bugs on it or something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

200 yeah, I have left in the middle of bad sex too. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1) I want to hear more about this.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:43 PM (Lh6Rk)

201 I'll see your instrumental "Hurricane" and raise you a symphonic "Baby Got Back":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (qJtVm)


Needs better sound mixing, but entertaining nonetheless.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 05:43 PM (XKZwp)

202 "best submarine sandwich I ever had was at a university I was at but not attending. Posted by: yankeefifth"

Two of the best sandwiches I ever had,

1:  Street vendor in Trieste Italy.  Had french fries and meat inside the bun, and then was put in a hot press that flattened it out.  Tremendous.

2:  Small cafe in Haifa Israel.  Owner gave us free Falafels because I took a "instant picture" (Remember those?) with my camera of his son and friends at the fountain in the town square.  He opened his shop and made these for us and they were awesome.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (w+Jhj)

203 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? -- Ceasar's Pizza Pizza Two for the price of one.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (roQNm)

204 I have not liked/finished numerous pizzas actually.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (TL2pK)

205 181 "Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think." Kelley Ann and Sarah were there as bait. It worked. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (pV/54) Indeed. Also Kelly Anne is known to talk and leak openly at parties so why I'd she still working for Trump? And her hunsband virtue signals Anti-Trump stuff. The Unipaty establishment is very dumb.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (GoNER)

206 yeah, anchovies are the stink that will ruin anything except a caesar salad. goldfinger should have simply sprinkled anchovies inside of fort knox instead of trying to use radiation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)

207 Okay, got the unnecessaries I bought at Amazon to fix my problem already packed up for return. Thank God Kohl's has Amazon return desks now. So incredibly convenient and quick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (eMKNe)

208 The huge appeal of "diners" (places that had exposed cooking areas where customers could watch the food being prepared) was based on a nationwide presumption in the Food and Drug era that you really couldn't trust restaurants.

For a while, McD's was just another diner, with a niche approach. Now, you don't really see them cooking, you know they make some things in advance, and there's a nationwide presumption that you can't trust restaurants.

That's what made Subway. It was price-competitive with McD's, looked fresher, and you watched them make it. Also, they had "Doctors" right there in their corpname. And it was stupid easy to get the franchises, which allows for business mistakes of a kind we just couldn't imagine decades ago.  Now, losing a few hundred is a market-marker. God we are dumb.

There certainly are better sandwich shops. They are significantly more expensive. Subway isn't as cheap as they used to be, but watch for the specials. Penn Station and Firehouse can't touch them. And they don't try.

I've been trying for years to find easy, to-go, food you can eat while driving that isn't mostly bread. Shockingly, thin tortillas are high-carb.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 05:44 PM (H5rtT)

209 Also, at the Michigan rally the crowd chanted NOBEL! Won't happen but it's nice to highlight the globalists hypocrisy every chance we can. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp) I have a couple friends who went out there and waited three hours but couldn't get in.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 28, 2018 05:45 PM (IuYIh)

210 5 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l) --- anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (Zsmh3) That's not a pizza thats a fucking garbage can.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:45 PM (3Pma+)

211 Don Imus was the comedian at the WHCD years ago and got criticized for making fun of Bill's sexual proclivities. But what really got the media mad at him was that the he used that as an opening to segue into how big media figures were diddling their interns too. Prescient, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:45 PM (pV/54)

212 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? * * * All Chicago pizza? It's like a New York slice raped a lasagna, and now you have this bastard offspring on your hands.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 05:45 PM (H5knJ)

213 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l) Yes. Dominoes. Full stop. I like Totino's way better. Used to be round, now they are square. Still far better than Dominoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:45 PM (Mkuv2)

214 Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (qJtVm) AHAHAHAHAHA *gasp, pant* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: Pizza Hut Pan Pizza at April 28, 2018 10:42 PM (y87Qq) Yes. I did laugh out loud.

Posted by: tbodie [/s][/b][/i][/u] at April 28, 2018 05:46 PM (b0NwW)

215 @212 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am not going to be able to UNsee that image now.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:46 PM (TL2pK)

216 Did it have dead bugs on it or something? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April really salty, crust was kind of doughy. was not sure precisely what the biggest problem was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:46 PM (MTjB1)

217 Also: I discovered cocoa-dusted chocolate french truffles yesterday at Albertson's. They're selling boxes of 'em for $1.99. OMG. There go my GAINZZ.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:46 PM (eMKNe)

218 Also, at the Michigan rally the crowd chanted NOBEL! Won't happen but it's nice to highlight the globalists hypocrisy every chance we can. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp) I went out to Selfridge ANGB to do my grocery shopping today forgetting that Trump was coming to Michigan. It was easy enough getting on the base but there seemed to be some kind of cop behind every shrub. It still didn't dawn on me what was going on until I was talking to the cashier at the BX.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 28, 2018 05:47 PM (IuYIh)

219 Yes. Dominoes. Full stop. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:45 PM (Mkuv2) Question: how recently? Because someone ordered one for a meeting a year or so ago and it was way better than I remembered them being.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:47 PM (y87Qq)

220 Kelly Anne Conway who is known to talk shit behind everybody's back when she gets a drink in her and leaks while her husband retweets and likes anti-Trump propaganda. Its so obvious, that it has to be a op and the Marxist establishment really I'd dumber than we think. Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:35 PM (GoNER) You can't spell "Kellyanne" without "Kanye". Truly there's something odd going on here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 05:48 PM (/qEW2)

221 Nobel means nothing since Arafat and BHO got 'em. Even a lot of libs admit it. So, don't care if Trump gets one or not. Peace is its own reward.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:48 PM (eMKNe)

222 I think I recall Daniel Tosh doing a bit on Retarded Chimps, and how messing with them is ill advised...because they approach super hero strength.

Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2018 05:48 PM (/bG8r)

223 218 Also: I discovered cocoa-dusted chocolate french truffles yesterday at Albertson's. They're selling boxes of 'em for $1.99. OMG. There go my GAINZZ. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe) Wal-mart sells these little fudge brownie bites and i LOVE them. I keep them in my personal stash.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2018 05:49 PM (Lh6Rk)

224 Could someone please nuke #214? TIA.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

225 ALH, that's kind of like what the truffles are. Basically big soft chips of chocolate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:49 PM (eMKNe)

226 Question: how recently? Because someone ordered one for a meeting a year or so ago and it was way better than I remembered them being. Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:47 PM (y87Qq) Admittedly a while ago. Maybe they fixed some stuff. Eh. Maybe I'll try it again. But I won't eat bugs. Or kale.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:49 PM (Mkuv2)

227 Well, comparing dominoes with some local pizza shop is not really fair. dominoes is less pizza than it is dominoes, kind of a thing unto itself. it may not be the greatest pizza ever but it is pretty good for what it is. same with frozen pizza it is not competitive with first rate local hand made stuff but it is pretty good for what it is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

228 I'm staying with my brother temporarily and, I think he's told me what this part of San Antonio is called but I can remember.

The part where most of the white people are at? That's all I know.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2018 10:38 PM (Zogyx)


North San Antonio, probably near Hollywood Park. That's where a s***ton of Germans settled and has awesome food. Great, now I'm craving Bavarian Restaurant.....

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 05:50 PM (XKZwp)

229 Nobel means nothing since Arafat and BHO got 'em. Even a lot of libs admit it. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe) I know, Yassir Fucking Arrafat! Didn't Man-Bear-Pig get one too or was that just the Oscar?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:50 PM (T71PA)

230 I do agree Trump should pardon Martha Stewart just to piss Comey off and invalidate Comey's greatest achievement, putting this Martha menace behind bars.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 05:51 PM (8O3HH)

231 Posted by: Ha at April 28, 2018 10:46 PM N. Korea offers to close nuclear test site next month: Cheong Wa Dae 2018-04-29 11:23 Normal FontLarge Font SEOUL, April 29 (Yonhap) -- South Korean presidential office Cheong Wa Dae said Sunday that North Korea has offered to close down its nuclear test site in Punggye-ri in May. During a live broadcast delivered by President Moon Jae-in's chief press secretary Yoon Young-chan, he said Moon and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un also agreed to make public when North Korea dismantles the northern test site. Kim said he would invite security experts and journalists to the North. "Some say that we are terminating facilities that are not functioning, but you will see that they are in good condition," Yoon quoted Kim as saying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:51 PM (IqV8l)

232 Admittedly a while ago. Maybe they fixed some stuff. Eh. Maybe I'll try it again. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (Mkuv2) Or don't; it's not like I make a commission off it or anything. It was just significantly better than I remembered. Kind of between Cottage Inn and Pizza House.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:51 PM (y87Qq)

233 Since almost everything has to be some kind of propaganda now I'm gonna call bullshit on the second most popular porn search term being "gay". They're likely including lesbians in that which I'm sorry, is a horse of a very different color.

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 05:51 PM (rv0Fo)

234 Got yet another question for the Horde, a classic rock question: Was listening to SiriusXM yet again yesterday, the Deep Tracks station. Anyway, they played a song titled "A Public Execution," very Dylan-influenced from a band I'd never heard of before... Mouse and the Traps. Anyone else ever heard of 'em? Their DJ says they started up in 1965 in Tyler, TX.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:51 PM (eMKNe)

235 Pluto would still be a planet if it was up to me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2018 05:52 PM (rnAwa)

236 225 Could someone please nuke #214? TIA. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs) Not gonna ask why, I trust your judgment. Do not hit link.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:52 PM (Mkuv2)

237 Would the Horde mind voting in this contest for a guy from
San Antonio, Texas -- #10 Marco Bonugli? I think he's got a really good
room. (But just once each, please; no cheating.) and, hey, it's San Antone!
http://www.gikacoustics.com/photo-contest-2018/

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2018 09:57 PM (VBKy9)


Isn't the "voting" in such contests supposed to be done by people who care about the outcome?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 05:52 PM (WFV7d)

238 Queen Victoria started the fashion of white wedding dresses when she married Prince Albert.

Did she ever let him out of that can?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 28, 2018 05:52 PM (Tyii7)

239 Kateurday ONT Compliance Videos https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990259904052191233 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990260809111568390 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990261516023816192 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990262002449899525 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/990262701686337536

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2018 05:53 PM (eh0Va)

240 anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 28, 2018 10:42 I'll say that sounds inedible. Yechhh. Be well all, time for bed for me. I have a day off tomorrow and I plan on sleeping late brfore I get some outside work done tomorrow. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at April 28, 2018 05:53 PM (yJ1e6)

241 Planned Parenthood is evil, right?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 05:53 PM (TL2pK)

242 Pluto would still be a planet if it was up to me. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April who said it is not? no one asked me and I do not recognize the authority of anyone to declare otherwise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)

243 Pluto would still be a planet if it was up to me. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (rnAwa) Poppycock.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 28, 2018 05:53 PM (T71PA)

244 red, I hope it doesn't torpedo our upcoming mini-meetup, but except for the *vegan* aspect of the cheese, that slice of pizza sounds kinda good to me. ;-) As I've shared before, I actually like anchovies, even on pizza. (Not too many of course...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:54 PM (eMKNe)

245 same with frozen pizza it is not competitive with first rate local hand made stuff but it is pretty good for what it is. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1) All frozen pizza placed on cardboard taste like crap. Period.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:54 PM (3Pma+)

246 And... how to mangle statistics:

"For every pornography search for a thin girl, there are three for a woman who is large (BBW, plump, chubby, etc.)"

Uhhhhh... isn't "thin girl" porn kinda impossibly easy to stumble upon (guessing here, of course), making it rather unimportant to search for them specifically...?

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 05:54 PM (rv0Fo)

247 183 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l) Yes, actually I have. It was ghastly. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a great pizza place in the Philly suburbs, but I managed to find an outlier.

Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2018 05:54 PM (sdi6R)

248 anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy. That sounds awesome except for the vegan cheese.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:54 PM (6FqZa)

249 MisHum, I would normally agree, but I found *one* exception to your frozen pizza rule above at 246: DiGiorno's spicy chorizo pizza. I know, I can't believe it either, bu the thing is *actually* spicy and tasty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:55 PM (eMKNe)

250 >> well, don't believe that the internet porn search >> terms they ranked were true either. They "cleaned" those up I think. The trouble with that is it gives a totally different picture. Various terms needs to be combined. That list is the result of someone without clue just looking at very raw data.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 05:55 PM (8O3HH)

251 As I've shared before, I actually like anchovies, even on pizza. (Not too many of course...) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:54 PM (eMKNe) Agreed. Anchovies are the food of the gods... and bait.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:55 PM (T71PA)

252 Or don't; it's not like I make a commission off it or anything. It was just significantly better than I remembered. Kind of between Cottage Inn and Pizza House. Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq) You might be right. Pizza is one of those food delivery systems that usually does well. I tend to remember the very few that disappoint. Not a fan of Papa John's either.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:55 PM (Mkuv2)

253 kinda thought i'd see my CBD shot on the foo....pet thread.

happy to see it anywhere and judged worthy of the high standards that have made AoSHQ the "smart military blog" that it is.


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (Zsmh3)

254 Also, I've found Newman's Own's thin crust pizzas to be *really* good. Only downside, they don't really fill you up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (eMKNe)

255 DrWTF, yup. Anchovies are kind of like mustard on steroids.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (eMKNe)

256 What the fuck is vegan cheese?

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (GoNER)

257 133 joncelli: yeah, that was one of those obvious things that we all pretty much knew already, but someone had to go prove it. See also: Aryan Invasion Theory of India. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 10:30 PM (6FqZa) Right. "Sure, everything everywhere else was depopulated by fire and violence but not Mycenaeans! Had to have been the volcano! Much more romantic that way!" Yadda yadda. Dude, it was the Doric Greeks or the same things that got the Hittites.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (1FhAQ)

258 That list is the result of someone without clue just looking at very raw data. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April well, in the internets porn world, raw data is referred to as bareback, most often.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:56 PM (MTjB1)

259 257 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) Virgin petroleum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:57 PM (3Pma+)

260 >> Uhhhhh... isn't "thin girl" porn kinda impossibly easy to stumble upon (guessing here, of course) Of course. FOr example, I guarantee you that a search for "spinner" wouldn't show up in this analysis as "thin". It's just a meaningless look at raw data of the myriad of search terms that will be used. You've got to (intelligently and correctly) put them in categories. Which is done, like all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

261 As'ville Robt - I see in today's paper that the supervisor of the cop involved in the beat-down has filded a slander suit against the Chief. Heh. Cat fight? Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth sailing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 05:57 PM (QxXRY)

262 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) Whatever you do, don't look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 28, 2018 05:57 PM (T71PA)

263 257 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) Probably some unspeakable experiment with tofu. It always seems to be tofu with those guys.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 05:57 PM (1FhAQ)

264 257 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) It's the stuff on top of the cauliflower crust pizza.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2018 05:58 PM (uApS1)

265 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April well, if I told you you wouldn't be able to eat, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

266 Pug, I don't like Papa John's either. Something is just wrong with their dough I think, I can't put my finger on it. Of course they have some of the best prices anywhere, so my mom loves 'em. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 05:58 PM (eMKNe)

267 Also, I've found Newman's Own's thin crust pizzas to be *really* good. Only downside, they don't really fill you up. Posted by: qdpsteve Kroger's had those on sale last week and I got a supreme. Really liked it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 05:58 PM (IqV8l)

268 If you go to any video on the major porn sites, most have millions of views. And there are millions of videos on these sites. And there are hundreds of sites. You do the math.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (pV/54)

269 Tombstone frozen pizza is pretty good if you add pepperoni and cheese. Lots of cheese, and some green olives, and maybe some onion and bell peppers, and some tomato slices. and some Candian bacon, and some Italian sausage, and some hamburger, and some pork sausage and chicken bits and some pineapple bits. And a few tablespoons of pizza sauce.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (roQNm)

270 257 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) Um. Er. Just no. Only thing that comes to mind is fromunda. Which...(gags)...never mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (Mkuv2)

271 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk At least we agree on that much. "Voici, mossieu: un order of scallops lightly sautee avec lemon et garlic, et un small mousetrap as garnish "Mossieu does not like mousetrap?"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (6FqZa)

272 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (GoNER) Proteins and fats, same as earth cheese, only made from vegetable protein and fat. It's basically margarine, but for cheese.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (y87Qq)

273 262 As'ville Robt - I see in today's paper that the supervisor of the cop involved in the beat-down has filded a slander suit against the Chief. Heh. Cat fight? Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth sailing. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 10:57 PM (QxXRY) Worked really good in St. Paul, MN.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 05:59 PM (3Pma+)

274 What the fuck is vegan cheese? Posted by: Monk Cheese that comes from vegan breast milk. You've never seen how farms collect it? You just put a pail underneath a vegan and squeeze their nipples really hard...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 06:00 PM (eMKNe)

275 Worked really good in St. Paul, MN. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)

276 Bertram, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 06:00 PM (eMKNe)

277 you have to wonder why minnesota has been willfully trying to destroy itself for the last 30 years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)

278 Did she ever let him out of that can

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 28, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)
---
not until after he lit a match or two to kill the smell.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 28, 2018 06:01 PM (Zsmh3)

279 There's something on ESPN called the Johnsonville Cornhole Championships. I am NOT gonna tune in.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at April 28, 2018 06:02 PM (+Tibp)

280 Skandia, LOL. So Tombstone's pizza is great, if you make a pizza on top of the pizza? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 06:02 PM (eMKNe)

281 Did she ever let him out of that can? Posted by: That deplorable guy ----------- Try that on a millenial.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 06:03 PM (cp1if)

282 So Tombstone's pizza is great, if you make a pizza on top of the pizza? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 11:02 PM ya, kinda

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 06:03 PM (roQNm)

283 Try that on a millenial. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 11:03 PM (cp1if) Keeping them in cans?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:03 PM (y87Qq)

284 you have to wonder why minnesota has been willfully trying to destroy itself for the last 30 years. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1) They seem to be ahead of the curve in terms of creating a Europia in America. Used to be the Soviets, now it's the caliphate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at April 28, 2018 06:03 PM (Mkuv2)

285 What the fuck is vegan cheese?

I'm not sure but it's saving the planet!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 28, 2018 06:04 PM (Tyii7)

286 What the fuck is vegan cheese? --- Better living through chemistry.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 06:05 PM (roQNm)

287 the Johnsonville Cornhole Championships

Oh, my.

Posted by: Shemp! at April 28, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7)

288 I checked out 'vegan cheese' at UD - Meh.  But, in the sidebar, I noted something called a 'vegan barbecue'... Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look it up!

You have been warned.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 06:05 PM (e9G8E)

289 Don Rickles, king of the insult comics, was FUNNY. And everyone who wasn't a dingbat realized he was just kidding. Frank Sinatra most of all. Michelle Wolf wasn't funny. Her abortion joke will get put down the memory hole real quick. Black gay guy on CNN says Trump was the winner.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 06:06 PM (pV/54)

290 you have to wonder why minnesota has been willfully trying to destroy itself for the last 30 years. Posted by: yankeefifth ------------ Self-loathing, for having produced Garrison Keillor

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 06:07 PM (y3sT9)

291 *imagines everyone's run off to see what 'vegan barbeque' is all about...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 06:07 PM (e9G8E)

292 The definitions for cars and trucks are not the same for fuel economy and emission standards. For example, a Chrysler PT Cruiser is defined as a car for emissions purposes and a truck for fuel economy purposes. Under the current light truck fuel economy rules, the PT Cruiser will have a higher fuel economy target (28.05 mpg beginning in 2011) than it would if it were classified as a passenger car. CAFE standards signaled the end of the traditional long station wagon, but Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca developed the idea of marketing the minivan as a station wagon alternative, while certifying it in the separate truck category to allow compliance with less-strict emissions standards. Eventually, this same idea led to the promotion of the SUV. This trend has reversed itself since the crossover has eroded SUV sales during the mid-2000s, SUVs must conform with emission standards and a crossover is defined as a car for fuel economy purposes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_average_ fuel_economy tl;dr: If you are a car manufacturer selling both cars and trucks, the cars are required by law to have a higher mpg rating. Look at the chart on that page, going out to 2025. It just keeps on getting worse. More companies are going to be looking for a way to get around those impossible numbers. Ford is just the start.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 06:07 PM (pvjTE)

293 >> Oh, my. Posted by: Shemp! I will crush you, girly man.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 28, 2018 06:08 PM (8O3HH)

294 Here is the moral quandary I find myself in: I need to get on BC. But, I can't get into an OB/Gyn for weeks. (Thanks Obama grrr) I have always considered PP inherently evil. BUT....if I choose a center that does not offer abortion services, and I am personally not using PP for something evil...to the pure, all things are pure, you know? If you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:08 PM (TL2pK)

295 *imagines everyone's run off to see what 'vegan barbeque' is all about... Seems they'd be a little gamey.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 06:09 PM (6FqZa)

296 ?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 06:09 PM (JxJjF)

297 wouldn't vegan barbecue be like burning green wood?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:09 PM (MTjB1)

298 f you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do? Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK) I would tell my wife and 3 daughters to keep this shit off the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 06:09 PM (3Pma+)

299 Am I right. The net effect of the mandated fuel economy standards has been to make the size of the average vehicle larger and less fuel efficient, after all the gaming the manufacturers go through.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 06:10 PM (pV/54)

300 thought Trump was getting rid of the cafe standards?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:11 PM (MTjB1)

301 i get junk emails from CBD cannibas oil. i figured it was one of his many lucrative businesses.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 06:11 PM (zr8oO)

302 vegan cheese vegan bbq Well, I googled it. Seems legit.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 28, 2018 06:11 PM (roQNm)

303 So, don't care if Trump gets one or not. Peace is its own reward.

This has to be part of a Bad Sex and Pizza punchline.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 06:12 PM (H5rtT)

304 don't really care if there is a penalty leveraged or not I am buying a big car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)

305 I would tell my wife and 3 daughters to keep this shit off the ONT Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+) --------- Agreed, as the father of two daughters.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 28, 2018 06:12 PM (9iACz)

306 or fast car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)

307 I'm watching a show called The Missing. It's British and was on Starz now free on Prime. If you are a dad I highly recommend watching this show.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:13 PM (GoNER)

308 I am officially a San Antonio Moron.
Do you know Marco, Robert?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:13 PM (VBKy9)

309 @299 Fair enough but you people are literally the only people in the world I can talk to about this. I cannot talk to ANY of my friends about it, nor my family for obvious reasons.....so it is what it is.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:13 PM (TL2pK)

310 If you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do?

Ask her she's seeking medical/sex advice from strangers, then tell her to see the OB/Gyn.  If he's worth it, he'll wait that long.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:16 PM (IcT7t)

311 Never approach PP for any reason. They're execrable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 06:16 PM (JxJjF)

312 Lemon juice and water up the ho ha will kill any sperm after sex.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:16 PM (GoNER)

313 And money is fungible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 06:17 PM (JxJjF)

314 300 Am I right. The net effect of the mandated fuel economy standards has been to make the size of the average vehicle larger and less fuel efficient, after all the gaming the manufacturers go through. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 11:10 PM (pV/54) Seems to me that unless you're getting the fuel economy of a Prius the tradeoff in power and comfort is just too unfavorable. Plus Kia and Hyundai are filling the economy niche with more affordable stuff so Chevy/Ford can't compete on cost. (Who the hell knows what Fiat/Dodge is up to; all I see are those skateboard/deathtrap Fiat 500s driven by hipster douchebags who feel like they have to tailgate you to prove they don't actually suck cocks by choice even though everybody knows it's totally true.)

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 06:17 PM (1FhAQ)

315 Make the fuel economy standards as you tight as you want. 1200 mpg city? No problem! It's just a software upgrade away.

Posted by: Volkswagen, AG at April 28, 2018 06:17 PM (9tO1t)

316 Also, I've found Newman's Own's thin crust pizzas to be *really* good. Only downside, they don't really fill you up. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:56 PM (eMKNe) With any frozen pizza, you are just really buying the frozen crust to add your own toppings. We generally wait until Red Baron is on sale and then buy a mix of cheese only and pepperoni pizzas to use in a variety of recipes. However, Papa Murphy's take and bake thin crust works pretty well too, and requires less doctoring to produce a fully satisfying pizza. For a meat pizza, we like pepperoni, sausage, onion, extra mozzarella and mushrooms. Or the always popular triple pepperoni. For another option, we add red onion, artichoke hearts, black olives, mozzarella and feta cheese (with a generous dash of oregano).

Posted by: HTL at April 28, 2018 06:17 PM (AprKJ)

317 MisHum, I would normally agree, but I found *one* exception to your frozen pizza rule above at 246:

DiGiorno's spicy chorizo pizza. I know, I can't believe it either, bu the thing is *actually* spicy and tasty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 10:55 PM (eMKNe)


I have "Bacon Me Crazy" in the freezer, and it has cheese and bacon stuffed into the crust.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 28, 2018 06:18 PM (XKZwp)

318 302 i get junk emails from CBD cannibas oil. i figured it was one of his many lucrative businesses. Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (zr8oO) CBD is a man of parts, which is a great phrase whose meaning nobody is ever exactly sure of.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 06:19 PM (1FhAQ)

319 so, who here has experience shooting or training in shooting close or extreme close quarters? especially in a self defense situation. how about clearing a house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

320 I like the sound of bacon stuffed pizza.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2018 06:20 PM (JxJjF)

321 I need to get on BC. But, I can't get into an OB/Gyn for weeks. (Thanks Obama grrr)

I have always considered PP inherently evil. BUT....if I choose a center that does not offer abortion services, and I am personally not using PP for something evil...to the pure, all things are pure, you know?

If you have ladies in your life, or a daughter, or whatever...what would you advise her to do?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:08 PM (TL2pK)


You can buy quality rubber products with some utility for that purpose from vending machines in truck stop bathrooms.


Or, so I am told.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:20 PM (WFV7d)

322 @313 Well that just sounds painful.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:20 PM (TL2pK)

323 I thought "BC" was OTC now...

The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto tried The Pill, once... But they kept falling out!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 06:22 PM (e9G8E)

324 Those wonderful House Correspondent folks......they like me! They REALLY, REALLY like me! ...And I didn't have to leak jack-diddly to them, either...... *sobs "Happy", quietly*

Posted by: Rod RosenPenis, Deep State Operative at April 28, 2018 06:22 PM (Bqoi/)

325 " As'ville Robt - I see in today's paper that the supervisor of the cop involved in the beat-down has filded a slander suit against the Chief.

Heh. Cat fight?

Morale down at the APD has got to be sinking. Not sure why that would be, I mean, surely hiring a Les chief should have assured smooth sailing. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc"

Is the supervisor a lesbian also?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:23 PM (w+Jhj)

326 Who the hell knows what Fiat/Dodge is up to Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:17 PM (1FhAQ) Eh. Y'know. This and that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeJQbxjEMRE

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:23 PM (y87Qq)

327 7-Eleven pizza. Is it worth the risk?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 06:23 PM (/qEW2)

328 @322 Low, well thanks but....we've utilized those. Not the truck stop kind but...nevermind. I am wanting to regulate/stop/delay things. And, it seems BC is the only way.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:23 PM (TL2pK)

329 TickledPink - there do exist good gyno reasons to get onto birth control meds. Which are ascertained by the gyno. If you don't have gyno reasons, you should consider at what point he'd wish to 'put a ring on it'. I've been through the "whoo hoo, sex is fun" phase. Now I'm as you see me now. Trust me when I say you don't want this. Trust me when I say the Catholics had 2000 years to consider the downsides

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 06:24 PM (6FqZa)

330 HTL and pookysgirl, hmmm :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2018 06:25 PM (eMKNe)

331 301 thought Trump was getting rid of the cafe standards? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1) ++++ I don't think he can get rid of them. Law of the land. But, I think he was going to try to freeze the stuff for future years put in under Obama. CAFE is a law, but with the EPA having regulatory oversight. I don't think Trump can rollback to before where we are now, but it sounds like he thinks he can stop, or at least pause, it from getting worse.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 06:25 PM (pvjTE)

332 You know who else craved Bavarian restaurants, don't you?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:25 PM (VBKy9)

333 And Planned Parenthood are just evil, thank G-d at least I never dealt with that devil.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 28, 2018 06:25 PM (6FqZa)

334 yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1) Kinda depends whether you're defending or not, and whether you have time to plan, how you would clear it (I would think).

Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April 28, 2018 06:26 PM (JxJjF)

335 Cows, or at least calves, can drink milk. Would be interesting to see if they can eat cheese.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 06:26 PM (/qEW2)

336 so, who here has experience shooting or training in shooting close or extreme close quarters? especially in a self defense situation. how about clearing a house? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1) Anything in particular? I did Navy FPFT in 2004 or so, which was shooting M9s with simunitions inside a bunch of CONEX boxes done up to simulate a ship. I learned that I will get shot a lot and that 9mm in a CONEX box is fucking loud. That's about it. Oh, and something about slicing pies.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:27 PM (y87Qq)

337 323 @313 Well that just sounds painful. Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK) It doesn't take much lemon juice. Mostly water. The only takes a little spike in acidity to kill all sperm. Also with the studies that have been coming out about birth control and it's effects short and long term on the brain and mood, I've advised past girlfriends and ec wife to not take it. If I had daughters I'd tell them the same..... And then buy them a chasity belt and bury the key in the backyward until she is married. But I'm old School like that.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:27 PM (GoNER)

338 Ok, we have Car pollution standards on one side, the relative malfeasance of planned parenthood on another, and also the quality of truck stop birth control. Who wants to talk about Airships?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 06:27 PM (zGiai)

339 @330 Well...I am 35, so if I don't do it now, I may never get to do it, not in my prime anyway. So, I will be some washed up 55 year old getting no pleasure whatsoever out of it. I already wasted 15 years of my youth waiting for something that may never happen. I should waste all of it?

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:28 PM (TL2pK)

340 I gave a vintage bike to a friend to rebuild. And picked up a stove, which means I might have a working oven again. And the old cat seems to be responding to the steriods the vet gave him, although he still isn't walking well. Pretty good day overall.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2018 06:29 PM (Lqy/e)

341 Kinda depends whether you're defending or not, and whether you have time to plan, how you would clear it (I would think). Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:29 PM (MTjB1)

342 TP, what bth said. You really don't want to start taking powerful hormones that mess with your endocrine system without advice from a physician you trust. Make an appointment, and use the rubber goods until you have seen your doctor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:29 PM (WFV7d)

343 338 323 @313 Well that just sounds painful. Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:20 PM (TL2pK) It doesn't take much lemon juice. Mostly water. The only takes a little spike in acidity to kill all sperm. Also with the studies that have been coming out about birth control and it's effects short and long term on the brain and mood, I've advised past girlfriends and ec wife to not take it. If I had daughters I'd tell them the same..... And then buy them a chasity belt and bury the key in the backyward until she is married. But I'm old School like that. Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (GoNER) Save the pain, she should use one of the other orifices in her body. No one ever got knocked up with oral or anal. Or better yet, google Birth Control For Dummies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 06:29 PM (3Pma+)

344 343 TP, what bth said. You really don't want to start taking powerful hormones that mess with your endocrine system without advice from a physician you trust. Make an appointment, and use the rubber goods until you have seen your doctor. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:29 PM (WFV7d) AOP speaks good sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 06:30 PM (zGiai)

345 339 Ok, we have Car pollution standards on one side, the relative malfeasance of planned parenthood on another, and also the quality of truck stop birth control. Who wants to talk about Airships? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (zGiai) Bring 'em back. I'd pay good American money to take an airship from coast to coast just for the sightseeing.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 06:30 PM (1FhAQ)

346 I'd read the Ancient Egyptians used crocodile shit for 'BC'... I don't recall the exact recipe, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 06:30 PM (e9G8E)

347 7-Eleven pizza. Is it worth the risk?

As bait for traps, yes.  As food for humans, not so much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:30 PM (IcT7t)

348 Just remember that a majority of libs (not all, but definitely a majority) are just jealous that Trump isn't on their side. It has nothing to do with actual hate.

We hated Obama because he was an anti-American Commie low-t racist bumbling fuckstick. We never wanted an Obama for ourselves.

But they would kill to have Trump turn around one day and tell his voters to go fuck themselves, he's going full commie lib. And they would back and defend every piece of him 1,000,000%. What, you think the babykillers suddenly developed "morals"? From WHERE?

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 06:31 PM (rv0Fo)

349 @343 Thank you. It's complicated. You see, we have two visits planned.....both of which fall during my cycle. Which is definitely not ideal. I'm not really wanting to use them to prevent pregnancy. I am just wanting to stop myself from having a you know, so I can enjoy my time with him and not be bloody when it happens.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:31 PM (TL2pK)

350 Is the supervisor a lesbian also? Posted by: AshevilleRobert ------------- *checks Magic 8 Ball* Most Likely

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 06:31 PM (cp1if)

351 I have refused to patronize Subway since the run up to Gulf War 2 when German franchisees used anti-American placemats to push their product. (Not to mention their sandwiches are sheer crap.)

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at April 28, 2018 06:31 PM (BOdUR)

352 Who wants to talk about Airships?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 11:27 PM (zGiai)


They are nothing more than exceedingly large condoms filled with hot air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:32 PM (WFV7d)

353 Bring 'em back. I'd pay good American money to take an airship from coast to coast just for the sightseeing. Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (1FhAQ) This. Cruising over the mountains with a drink in your hand from the observation deck seems like a great idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 06:32 PM (zGiai)

354 Anything in particular? I did Navy FPFT in 2004 or so, which was shooting M9s with simunitions inside a bunch of CONEX boxes done up to simulate a ship. I learned that I will get shot a lot and that 9mm in a CONEX box is fucking loud. That's about it. Oh, and something about slicing pies. Posted by: hogmartin at April well, pondering what it would be like to try and move through the place we are in now. some long hallways with doors on both sides. walking around with extended arms would seem unwise, especially in some tighter corners or doors across from each other. you ever train with a quarter or close hip position like fairbain/sykes/applegate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:32 PM (MTjB1)

355 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody. I got some money cuz I just got paid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 06:33 PM (IEVqH)

356 TP, one more word about your period and your gone. PERIOD.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 06:33 PM (3Pma+)

357 I'd read the Ancient Egyptians used crocodile shit for 'BC'... I don't recall the exact recipe, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)


Women just rubbed it all over their body, and the guys stayed away in droves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (WFV7d)

358 Bring 'em back. * * * I'm not sure I could take Shep Smith screeching "oh, the humanity" when one inevitably blows up.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (H5knJ)

359 who considers the ont, or anywhere at the hq, the place for advice on how not to get knocked up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (MTjB1)

360 Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:31 PM (TL2pK) Ok, not a good reason to take the aforementioned risks of messing with your hormone levels. Just my opinion, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (zGiai)

361 "Who wants to talk about Airships?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

It's Not a Balloon! It's an Airship! Balloons are for kiddies!  Get Out!

Aaaaaiiigghhhh!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (w+Jhj)

362 I'm not really wanting to use them to prevent pregnancy. I am just wanting to stop myself from having a you know, so I can enjoy my time with him and not be bloody when it happens.

You must want norplant or something like that.  If you go with "the pill" and take it as directed, you'll still have your period.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:34 PM (IcT7t)

363 I'd read the Ancient Egyptians used crocodile shit for 'BC'... I don't recall the exact recipe, though... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April pound it in, let it harden.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

364 I'm not sure I could take Shep Smith screeching "oh, the humanity" when one inevitably blows up. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ) It's filled with safe, non combustible Helium!!

Posted by: The Airship Captain from Archer at April 28, 2018 06:35 PM (zGiai)

365 They are nothing more than exceedingly large condoms filled with hot air.

Are we talking about politicians?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:35 PM (IcT7t)

366 And now on part seven of The Golden Age of Ballooning....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:36 PM (w+Jhj)

367 @360 Okay again....it's not about not getting knocked up. And again, as I said....I really don't have anyone to talk to about this. I don't want any of my family or friends to know I am having sex. Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:37 PM (TL2pK)

368 360 who considers the ont, or anywhere at the hq, the place for advice on how not to get knocked up? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1) Please don't egg her on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 06:37 PM (3Pma+)

369 Quick show of hands, who's willing to pitch in a couple of bucks and help me buy this?

https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:37 PM (IcT7t)

370 Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game. Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (TL2pK) Do I have to hit you over the head? Don't you know how to take a hint?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 06:38 PM (3Pma+)

371 Please don't egg her on.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:38 PM (IcT7t)

372 Please don't egg her on. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+) ISWYDT. Yes, sir! Ha-ha!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 06:38 PM (zGiai)

373 372 Please don't egg her on. ISWYDT. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (IcT7t) 373 Please don't egg her on. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+) ISWYDT. Yes, sir! Ha-ha! Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (zGiai) Jinx.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 28, 2018 06:39 PM (zGiai)

374 The Minister of Education just landed in the living-room!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:39 PM (VBKy9)

375 " 360 who considers the ont, or anywhere at the hq, the place for advice on how not to get knocked up?
Posted by: yankeefifth"

Kinda ties in with the pic from last night's ONT with the kids talking about free birth control.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:39 PM (w+Jhj)

376 "Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game." This one time, at band camp ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 06:39 PM (pV/54)

377 Poop.... to prevent pregnancy....

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 28, 2018 06:39 PM (GoNER)

378 really wanting to use them to prevent pregnancy. I am just wanting to stop myself from having a you know, so I can enjoy my time with him and not be bloody when it happens. Posted by: TickledPink at April well, mishum was right on, you should have oral or anal, he will enjoy both and you will not have to worry. unless you are really concerned with your needs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

379 well, pondering what it would be like to try and move through the place we are in now. some long hallways with doors on both sides. walking around with extended arms would seem unwise, especially in some tighter corners or doors across from each other. you ever train with a quarter or close hip position like fairbain/sykes/applegate? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1) Hmm. The 'slicing pies' thing might actually apply here. So, picture the view into an adjacent space as a wedge. As you move laterally (well back from the doorway), the wedge's dimensions change as the angle changes. Something like that. You can sidestep and sweep an area while in cover using the corner as the fulcrum. Maybe there's a diagram online or something. It looks like they call it ATFP now. As to positions, it was just Weaver IIRC. Kind of choked up a little with elbows bent, but you don't present your hand through a doorway anyhow until you've swept the area and when you move, you kind of rush it so there's no chance for someone to grab your arm before you're on top of them. And only the point man actually has a two-handed grip, since everyone in the stack behind you has one hand on the shoulder of the person ahead of him and is watching their own sectors. So... maybe not all of this is directly relevant to one or two people sweeping an area.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

380 But I said, "Air shiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (VBKy9)

381 Jinx

So, what, I owe you a coke or something?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (IcT7t)

382 370 Quick show of hands, who's willing to pitch in a couple of bucks and help me buy this? https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0 Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (IcT7t) I'd consider it on a proportional timeshare basis: contribute 10 percent of the cost, spend 10 percent of the time there. Hell, if I could shoot as much as I want and pee anywhere I damn well pleased I would actually consider a 10 percent share.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (1FhAQ)

383 Quick show of hands, who's willing to pitch in a couple of bucks and help me buy this?

https://bit.ly/2w1A3t0

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:37 PM (IcT7t)


Sure, as long as I can visit. Sounds like a lot of home for the money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:40 PM (WFV7d)

384 "The Minister of Education just landed in the living-room!
Posted by: andycanuck"

You mean the sitting room, don't you?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:41 PM (w+Jhj)

385 ok fine what CAN I talk about? It's an open thread...fine I'll talk about pizza instead.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:41 PM (TL2pK)

386 There is this board called Reddit. Just sayin....

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:41 PM (GoNER)

387 Okay again....it's not about not getting knocked up. And again, as I said....I really don't have anyone to talk to about this. I don't want any of my family or friends to know I am having sex. Considering sex was something posted in the original post, I thought it was fair game. Posted by: TickledPink at April you have yet to find someone to talk to about this. how is it possible you have no one to discuss this with but have heed for the knowledge?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:42 PM (MTjB1)

388 Who wants to talk about Airships?

Look, it's like this:
A blimp is a Goodyear.
365 used condoms is a Greatyear.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 06:42 PM (H5rtT)

389 "Quick show of hands, who's willing to pitch in a couple of bucks and help me buy this?" If my great idea for a business had worked, I was going to buy one of those decommissioned nuclear missile silos as a vacation getaway ... from my decommissioned Manhattan firehouse primary home.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (pV/54)

390 @387 Yes I considered that but he is on Reddit, and he knows my screen name, so I don't want him to see me posting about our sex life online.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (TL2pK)

391 Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (TL2pK)\

I think they are just playing puns with you.

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (rv0Fo)

392 382 Jinx So, what, I owe you a coke or something? Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t) Your face is suppose to freeze in that position until somebody slaps you on the back.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (GoNER)

393 President Trump getting it done at his MAGA Rally tonight on DOJ/FBI collusion and the like. There's not much in this tweet and thread but look for videos of the speech tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/BNumpsay/status /990378023257104385

Crowd yelling, "Fuck CNN", "Nobel! Nobel!", and according to a commenter also, "Lock her up!" Ha, ha!

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (VBKy9)

394 One of the certainties of life is that when the Horde offers TP sound advice, she invariably fails to heed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:43 PM (WFV7d)

395 @388 My family and friends are very Catholic. That's how.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:44 PM (TL2pK)

396 It's an open thread...fine I'll talk about pizza instead. Posted by: TickledPink at April so you never even tried oral or anal to solve the prob? that is kind of the go to for girlfriends everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

397 395 One of the certainties of life is that when the Horde offers TP sound advice, she invariably fails to heed it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d) IMHO, anal is ALWAYS sound advice.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 28, 2018 06:45 PM (1FhAQ)

398 Ignoramus, how about a sanitized summary of the abortion "joke"?


Saw a twatter by Ari Fleischer, said the whole thing was offensive and WH staff should no longer attend.  He's not as bad as some might think, but if he's this offended by the thing it must have been very bad.


Expecting a nasty tweet from El Presidente manana scolding the press for this latest indignity.  Which is the most that most people will hear of the event, and will cast it in the proper light.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 06:45 PM (QDnY+)

399 and he knows my screen name Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 11:43 PM (TL2pK) Too bad they charge so much to create one I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

400 "I don't want any of my family or friends to know I am having sex."

There's a song called "People are still having sex"  that's hilariously funny.  One line goes "Somewhere in the world someone is having sex RIGHT NOW!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:47 PM (w+Jhj)

401 I rise proudly to the defense of the White Castle/Krystal's slider! Heaping sacks of comfort and consolation on many a late night...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2018 06:48 PM (WrY3/)

402 385 "The Minister of Education just landed in the living-room! Posted by: andycanuck" You mean the sitting room, don't you? Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj) No, no, no. It's the den.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:48 PM (GoNER)

403 @397 Okay well...I would be perfectly happy doing nothing at all and sitting around playing Uno. But somehow, I don't think he is going to be real happy with driving 7 hours to play Uno.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:48 PM (TL2pK)

404 y5: http://www.guns.com/2013/04/16/defense-tactics-room-clearing/ Topic 3 is the one I was thinking of. I'll see if I still have some of the FPFT stuff for you if your doctor has recommended that you increase your terrible powerpoint intake.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

405 @388 My family and friends are very Catholic. That's how. Posted by: TickledPink at April complete bs

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)

406 Remember the song 'What You Do With Your Butt' by Duke Tumatoe?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 06:49 PM (qul7b)

407 My idea of the perfect coast-to-coast airship tour would be these sites:

Shenandoah, Noble County Ohio
Akron, Barnegat Light New Jersey
Macon, Monterey California
Vigilance, Long Beach Island

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 06:50 PM (H5rtT)

408 397 It's an open thread...fine I'll talk about pizza instead. Posted by: TickledPink at April ------- Hipsters prefer flatbread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 06:50 PM (IEVqH)

409 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:50 PM (H5rtT) ISWYDT

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 06:51 PM (y87Qq)

410 Saw a twatter by Ari Fleischer, said the whole thing was offensive and WH staff should no longer attend. He's not as bad as some might think, but if he's this offended by the thing it must have been very bad. Is Ari Fleischer bad? I never thought so.

Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 06:51 PM (BZA5F)

411 You mean the sitting room, don't you?
No. Domestic ministers are in the living-room; External Affairs in the sitting room.

[Yes, and I know what you're joking about. Sue me for not looking up the bit to see what the Brits call the living-room. ]

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 06:51 PM (VBKy9)

412 Looks like Trump sent KellyAnne and Sarah to demonstrate how much the Left really likes women.

Maybe not exactly 4D chess but it's not gonna look good for the left or press tomorrow. More like 3D.

How do these idiots keep losing to him at their own freakin' game?

Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 06:52 PM (rv0Fo)

413 Hmm. The 'slicing pies' thing might actually apply here. So, picture the view into an adjacent space as a wedge. As you move laterally (well back from the doorway), the wedge's dimensions change as the angle changes. Something like that. You can sidestep and sweep an area while in cover using the corner as the fulcrum. Maybe there's a diagram online or something. It looks like they call it ATFP now. As to positions, it was just Weaver IIRC. Kind of choked up a little with elbows bent, but you don't present your hand through a doorway anyhow until you've swept the area and when you move, you kind of rush it so there's no chance for someone to grab your arm before you're on top of them. And only the point man actually has a two-handed grip, since everyone in the stack behind you has one hand on the shoulder of the person ahead of him and is watching their own sectors. So... maybe not all of this is directly relevant to one or two people sweeping an area. Posted by: hogmartin at April very useful, thanks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:52 PM (MTjB1)

414 Driving 7 hours for sex?!?! Things I've never had to do and never will for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:52 PM (GoNER)

415 I heard the Flex was also going out of production. If so, too bad. I always thought they were badass.

Posted by: backbeat baby at April 28, 2018 06:53 PM (w7KSn)

416 Shenandoah, Noble County Ohio
Akron, Barnegat Light New Jersey
Macon, Monterey California
Vigilance, Long Beach Island

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2018 11:50 PM (H5rtT)


No Lakehurst, New Jersey.


Fun fact: on the wall inside the public library in Stephenville, Newfoundland, is a painting, done in a sort of Grandma Moses primitive style, of the Graf Zeppelin cruising serenely over Stephenville Harbour. Newfoundland was the first North American landfall for the trans-Atlantic Zeppelins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:54 PM (WFV7d)

417 How do these idiots keep losing to him at their own freakin' game? Posted by: Mega at April 28, 2018 11:52 PM (rv0Fo) They have had zero real competition in 50-60 years at least. Yes, they are that stoopid.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 06:54 PM (GoNER)

418 @415 Lol.....well no. He's driving 7 hours to visit me because he likes me. It's just that usually something goes with it.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:55 PM (TL2pK)

419 Hmm, maybe gonna have to break a cardinal rule and actually go look at the "worst of" clips of the correspondents' dinner.  Pretty widespread revulsion at it among the less dim twitterati.  Even an NYTer said it would not be helpful to "the cause of journalism" (in itself a weird phrase or concept).  Apparently lots of unfunny personal abuse of Sarah Sanders.  WTF with this?  When/where in modern America has this kind of thing been considered normal or acceptable or comfortable for anyone, much less "humor"?


Recall the abuse of Trump a few years back at the same event.  That seems to have turned out pretty well.  For the country, that is.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 06:55 PM (QDnY+)

420 That combination bookcase and coffin reminded me of an idea I had years ago-- a combination hope chest and coffin for troubled girls. Either way, they are prepared.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 28, 2018 06:56 PM (rM1DU)

421 Lol.....well no. He's driving 7 hours to visit me because he likes me. It's just that usually something goes with it. Posted by: TickledPink at April well, and the oral and anal sex too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

422 Are you looking for a keeper or a fuck buddy?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 06:56 PM (qul7b)

423 I've never done 'butt stuff' nor would ever recommend it to anyone...

But there was this one time, with an ex-gf, a looooong time ago, when as I neared the moment of release, said gf plunged a finger deep in m'arse! Full stop. Instant deflation. Gasp.

Horrified, I was... She was crying and said it was a 'sex tip' she'd read in a magazine -- something, something...

That didn't ruin the relationship or subsequent encounters, but I was utterly done for the night that evening...

Gee, thanks, Cosmo!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 06:57 PM (e9G8E)

424 TMI. TMI. TMI!!!!!!!

Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 06:58 PM (BZA5F)

425 That combination bookcase and coffin reminded me of an idea I had years ago-- a combination hope chest and coffin for troubled girls. Either way, they are prepared.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 28, 2018 11:56 PM (rM1DU)


These days, they have implants that will boost a "hope" chest right up into "sure thing" status.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 06:58 PM (WFV7d)

426 Yeah I give Lakehurst's most famous landing a break, because American airsihps are not filled with explosive gas (alternatively, by some accounts, painted with highly flammable dope). I'll give airships that much.

All those fleet rigs were broken up by more or less normal currents of air.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 06:58 PM (H5rtT)

427 "[Yes, and I know what you're joking about. Sue me for not looking up the bit to see what the Brits call the living-room. ]
Posted by: andycanuck"

The drawing room.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 06:58 PM (w+Jhj)

428 Besides.....remember how you guys said to stop going after Frenchie and find a nice American guy? Well.... I did! He likes guns and cars and hunts and is Southern and all that good stuff....so see? I listened to you guys after all. And it worked out.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 06:59 PM (TL2pK)

429 *peeks in* Holy Jesus Christ in an airship.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

430 I've never done 'butt stuff' nor would ever recommend it to anyone... But there was this one time, with an ex-gf, a looooong time ago, when as I neared the moment of release, said gf plunged a finger deep in m'arse! Full stop. Instant deflation. Gasp. Horrified, I was... She was crying and said it was a 'sex tip' she'd read in a magazine -- something, something... That didn't ruin the relationship or subsequent encounters, but I was utterly done for the night that evening... Gee, thanks, Cosmo! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April lol. guy in college had some date with a really hot girl and he had similar experience. he thought he should share this with everyone the next day, especially how much he enjoyed her little move. he was teased mercilessly for getting fingered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)

431 LaSue, just trying to put it in context of sorts.  Fleischer was part of an administration that gets reflexive condemnation (a lot of it poorly thought through), just opining that if he was as offended by the thing tonight as he seems, it must have been very bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 07:00 PM (QDnY+)

432 anchovies, jalapenos, garlic and vegan cheese on thin crust, extra crispy. - Add mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives. Oh, and more anchovies! Ten of 'em, extra large. Ya, TickledPink's buying. You've got her card number... Nah.We got the kegs of beer already. We'll be out at the gravel pit. Deliver there. 'K?ThxBye.

Posted by: Morton [i] at April 28, 2018 07:00 PM (pSFKg)

433 Apparently lots of unfunny personal abuse of Sarah Sanders. WTF with this? When/where in modern America has this kind of thing been considered normal or acceptable or comfortable for anyone, much less "humor"? Sarah is amazing and should be a role model to young girls everywhere. The left are a bunch of cruel hypocrites. Especially the women

Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 07:02 PM (BZA5F)

434 The NYT's dick worried about normals' backlash is named Peter Baker.

And if you want to click through to see the bitch attack Sarah Sanders, you can do it through here although I suggest reading the comments on the linked tweet first before giving CNN's twitter whore any traffic.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/990438960160620544

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 07:03 PM (VBKy9)

435 425 TMI. TMI. TMI!!!!!!! Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 11:58 PM (BZA5F) *Throws red flag*

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2018 07:03 PM (GoNER)

436 >> Gee, thanks, Cosmo! You know, you'd think something like that would be something she'd sort of know to ask about beforehand. And even, you know, well preparation. But on the other, you've got to appreciate the fact she wanted to get you off. Just needs to discuss these things. Not something anyone wants to be surprised with. You'd think Cosmo would've gone into details like that. But then again, maybe she just misread.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 07:03 PM (8O3HH)

437 Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2018 12:00 AM ( Makes sense

Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 07:04 PM (BZA5F)

438 434 Apparently lots of unfunny personal abuse of Sarah Sanders. WTF with this? When/where in modern America has this kind of thing been considered normal or acceptable or comfortable for anyone, much less "humor"? Sarah is amazing and should be a role model to young girls everywhere. The left are a bunch of cruel hypocrites. Especially the women Posted by: LaSue at April 29, 2018 12:02 AM (BZA5F) Can I get the 411 of the abusive treatment of Sarah, who will be POTUS in 2024?

Posted by: Andy Reid at April 28, 2018 07:04 PM (GoNER)

439 Holy Jesus Christ in an airship. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs) ONT gonna ONT. What's new with you?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 07:04 PM (y87Qq)

440 Toopid tock get off.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 07:06 PM (GoNER)

441 Here's the script for the Golden Age of Ballooning: Zeppelin
http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Series_4/5.htm

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 07:06 PM (VBKy9)

442 *peeks in* Holy Jesus Christ in an airship. Posted by: Insomniac Jefferson Airplane, or Jefferson Starship?

Posted by: Morton [i] at April 28, 2018 07:06 PM (pSFKg)

443 Apparently, not making this up, ace's buddy Jake Tapper got an *award* at the dinner - for the Clapper leak/ridiculous "RUSSIA!" story.


Another part of public life passes the point where words suffice.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

444 Tp, Please stop with the bc issue. Tmi to put on a public forum!!

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 07:08 PM (PisyI)

445 Your face is suppose to freeze in that position until somebody slaps you on the back.

Didn't realize Jinx traditions varied that much across the country.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 07:08 PM (IcT7t)

446 And TP, I was able to find all the information you seek by just a little Googling and WebMDing. There is a myriad of information on this available easily. But, you need to do with a doctor, who knows your medical history and thus all the little quirks of your own specific history to decide what's best, as has been pointed out above.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 07:08 PM (8O3HH)

447 Fake news is like being about to finish and having a finger shoved up your butt...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 28, 2018 07:08 PM (qul7b)

448 Report on the traffic to see President Trump...
https://twitter.com/JDemaestri/status/990322154695741440

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 07:09 PM (VBKy9)

449 I'd like to thank all the oblivious half-wits who made this possible...

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 28, 2018 07:09 PM (IEVqH)

450 @447 Thanks. I have been Googling and WebMDing all day. I guess I was just looking to be cleansed of internal guilt if I went the PP route, that's all. I mean, I don't have a doctor, so no doctor is going to know my medical history but yeah...it sounds like that might be the only way.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 28, 2018 07:11 PM (TL2pK)

451 That's it for me tonight. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 07:11 PM (VBKy9)

452 Fake news is like being about to finish and having a finger shoved up your butt...

It's really bad when you can still see both her hands.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 07:12 PM (IcT7t)

453 sharks win in double o/t

Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2018 07:12 PM (zr8oO)

454 Jake Tapper may be inconvenienced for a while. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrxca6x What's a little espionage between friends?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:13 PM (3Pma+)

455 440 Holy Jesus Christ in an airship. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs) ONT gonna ONT. What's new with you? Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq) Yes it do. Nothing new here. Same old boredom. How about you?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

456 Oh, and there was one other somewhat related experience, but it wasn't my bung...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 07:14 PM (e9G8E)

457 Apparently, not making this up, ace's buddy Jake Tapper got an *award* at the dinner - for the Clapper leak/ridiculous "RUSSIA!" story. ------------- Pfft. I won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Barky at April 28, 2018 07:14 PM (Zdm89)

458 Wow! That was objectively not even close to original or funny. Do they want Trump to carry all 50 states because it sure seems like it. Do they want Sarah running in 2024 under MAGA with physical removal added to the platform because it sure seems like it.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 07:15 PM (GoNER)

459 455 Jake Tapper may be inconvenienced for a while. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrxca6x What's a little espionage between friends? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (3Pma+) Well. Isn't that interesting.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

460 AndyCanuck/ The Trump traffic picture made my weekend.!

Posted by: LaSue at April 28, 2018 07:16 PM (BZA5F)

461

Since it's Blimp Night, a little somethin-somethin for y'all. This is a difficult poem to find, long out of print and not an easy pop-up on search engines. Hope the script translates OK. Very heavy business this.


An Elegy

For the U.S.N. Dirigible, Macon

 

The noon is beautiful:  the perfect wheel

Now glides on perfect surface with a sound

Earth has not heard before. The polished ground

Trembles and whispers under rushing steel.

 

The polished ground, and prehistoric air!

Metal now plummets upward, and there sways,

A loosened pendulum for summer days,

Fixing the eyeball in a limpid stare.

 

There was one symbol in especial, one

Great form of thoughtless beauty that arose

Above the mountains, to foretell the close

Of this deception, at meridian.

 

Steel-gray the shadow, than a storm more vast!

Its crowding engines, rapid, disciplined,

Shook the great valley like a rising wind.

This image now is conjured from the past.

 

Wind in the wind! O form more light than cloud!

Storm amid storms! And by the storm dispersed!

The brain-drawn metal rose until accursed

By its extension, and the sky was loud!

 

Who will believe this thing, in time to come?

I was a witness. I beheld the age

That seized upon a planet's heritage

Of steel and oil, the mind's viaticum:

 

Crowded the world with strong ingenious things

Used the provision it could not replace

To leave but Cretan myths, a sandy trace

Through the last stone age, for the pastoral kings.

 

Yvor Winters

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 07:16 PM (H5rtT)

462 Stringer........

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 07:17 PM (Zdm89)

463 tl;dr

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 07:17 PM (PisyI)

464 Epic, Stringer, epic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 07:17 PM (Zdm89)

465 LMAO

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 07:18 PM (PisyI)

466 Well my airship didn't crash and I end up on the Barrel's mooring-mast anyway.

OK I'm dirigibling on out of here.
Bet you won't find another use of "viaticum" in modern poetry!

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at April 28, 2018 07:18 PM (H5rtT)

467 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 29, 2018 12:16 AM (H5rtT) YUMMY!!!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at April 28, 2018 07:18 PM (zTtjJ)

468 >> but yeah...it sounds like that might be the only way. Yes, it's about the only sensible way. You'll need to see a doc, and they'll take a history, maybe some tests and examination, and can get what you need, and know what they're doing with they give you the options.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

469 The dirigibarrel!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 07:19 PM (WFV7d)

470 April 28, 2014, Scorpions ++++ Just got around to playing the video. Is that skanky Hillary at the end? MisHum, you bastard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 07:20 PM (pvjTE)

471 Girthy AND lengthy!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 07:20 PM (e9G8E)

472 Oh, dude,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:21 PM (IEVqH)

473 That's okay stringer, I'm fantasizing about shoooting someone. I'd rather be in the barrel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:21 PM (2DYau)

474 Yes it do. Nothing new here. Same old boredom. How about you? Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (NWiLs) Same, but also a twinge of procrastination. It'll get worse around the middle of the week when I realize that my parents are visiting next weekend and the house is a mess. Plus a little anxiety and impostor syndrome re: the new job. So all in all, feeling a little anxious over what are actually good things that you're supposed to be happy about.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 07:21 PM (y87Qq)

475 Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 29, 2018 12:16 AM (H5rtT) Do you need anything in the barrel?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:22 PM (3Pma+)

476 That's okay stringer, I'm fantasizing about shoooting someone. I'd rather be in the barrel. Posted by: CaliGirl at April you want to shoot stringer? that is rough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

477 Nobody told me tonight would be blimp night.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2018 07:22 PM (IEVqH)

478 Imposter Syndrome? WTF?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:23 PM (IEVqH)

479 Just got around to playing the video. Is that skanky Hillary at the end? MisHum, you bastard. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:20 AM (pvjTE Still a great song, amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:23 PM (3Pma+)

480 you want to shoot stringer? that is rough. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1) I don't want to shoot stringer. I've never been in a fight. I really don't want to harm anyone. How about I'm fantasizing about preemptive self defense.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:24 PM (2DYau)

481 I don't want to shoot stringer. I've never been in a fight. I really don't want to harm anyone. How about I'm fantasizing about preemptive self defense. Posted by: CaliGirl at April lol. grenades?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

482 475 Yes it do. Nothing new here. Same old boredom. How about you? Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (NWiLs) Same, but also a twinge of procrastination. It'll get worse around the middle of the week when I realize that my parents are visiting next weekend and the house is a mess. Plus a little anxiety and impostor syndrome re: the new job. So all in all, feeling a little anxious over what are actually good things that you're supposed to be happy about. Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:21 AM (y87Qq) First, congrats on the new job. A little anxiety is normal. I completely relate to imposter syndrome. Just give yourself the chance to demonstrate to them - and to yourself - that you genuinely have what it takes. I've found that convincing oneself, when you're a self-critical type of person, is much more difficult.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

483 Still a great song, amirite? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (3Pma+) ++++ Sure, but now my peaceful, easy feeling is gone.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 07:26 PM (pvjTE)

484 Nobody told me tonight would be blimp night. Posted by: Amy Schumer https://youtu.be/F-xT3l-b4Hk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

485 Imposter Syndrome? WTF? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2018 12:23 AM (IEVqH) It's one of those things that sounds like new-agey BS but accurately describes exactly what some people experience and they didn't talk themselves into a diagnosis because they didn't know it existed until they mention it to someone and that someone nods and says "yeah, impostor syndrome". Basically it feels like you have to run uphill or else everyone will realize that you're just completely incompetent and don't deserve to be in a position because you can't do it properly and must have conned them into hiring you.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 07:27 PM (y87Qq)

486 Sure, but now my peaceful, easy feeling is gone. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (pvjTE We've had our ups and downs, and I feel so

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:27 PM (3Pma+)

487 Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (NWiLs) Thank you. I get the feeling that you understand when I say that it's hard as hell to rational yourself out of something you didn't rational yourself into in the first place. But I do appreciate the advice and the sentiment.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 07:28 PM (y87Qq)

488 grenades? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1) One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:29 PM (2DYau)

489 One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap. Posted by: CaliGirl at April you getting or receiving the paper cuts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:30 PM (MTjB1)

490 For today's excitement at Peon manor, I had me a small grass fire. I was cutting up some steel scrap I had picked form the dump, some old corral gates made of 1X1 square steel tubing. Very handy stock to have around, and these pieces were nine feet plus in length. Grinding off some welds with the angle grinder. I had finished one piece, and toted it out behind the garage and placed it on my metal rack. Came back, and there were smoke and flames rising from tall grass at the base of my shop building. I completely overlooked several pails of water within easy reach, and ran into the garage and snagged a one-pound dry chemical fire extinguisher. Two quick shots from that, and the fire was out, and now I have a discharged fire extinguisher. But I have others. Then i went and charged up one of my pressurized-water extinguishers, which I should have done before using the grinder. Needless to say, despite doing a lot more grinding, I had no other fires start.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 07:30 PM (WFV7d)

491 One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau) ---------- I kind of like the rope part. Is the 6,000 acres non-negotiable though?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:31 PM (IEVqH)

492 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau) Damn girl. You're my kind of 'ette.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:31 PM (3Pma+)

493 One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.

The three S's.

Shoot.

Shovel.

Shut up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 07:32 PM (IcT7t)

494 you getting or receiving the paper cuts? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1) ++++ Those sound like the same thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 07:32 PM (pvjTE)

495 Those sound like the same thing. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April dang. good news bad news. good scotch, bad typing

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)

496 On those heartwarming story pics, the one with the guy having just given away two tickets to a football match to kids, I've done that, too. Back when I had NYRangers season tickets, there were quite a few times I could not go to the game and did not find a friend who wanted the tickets. Rather than deal with the scalpers and sell them the tickets at a heavily reduced price from face value, I'd look for a young kid trying to buy tickets from the scalpers. I'd ask the kid if he was looking for a ticket. If he said yes, I'd give them to him. Their eyes always got big and I pissed off a lot of scalpers doing that (loss of a 'customer'). I wasn't going to the game, they were going to waste anyway, so why not give them to a kid?

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2018 07:34 PM (zfpPH)

497 Late to thread. The Marshall Tucker Band is one of my all time favorites. Great band, underrated. Doesn't get the love some of its contemporaries do. Sister and I finally celebrated our respective birthdays yesterday. We went to our favorite restaurant in Alexandria, VA and ate well. The slightly awkward thing was over at the next table there was a young couple on a date. Man bun guy I didn't really notice but his young date looked like Alexandra Daddario. I mean EXACTLY like her. This girl was a little shorter and probably college age but she was distractingly pretty. Really distracting. When we left, my sister said "that girl must have been pretty, you kept looking over" and laughed. This young gal was VERY distracting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2018 07:35 PM (bEgdL)

498 you getting or receiving the paper cuts? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1) I'm giving the paper cuts then rubbing habanero peppers on the cuts and in the eyes and nose. I think i'd also like to catch some rattlesnakes and release them near my prey. Rub my prey with some poison oak, scratch the rash until it bleeds, rub some pig shit in those wounds and wait for the lions to finish the job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:36 PM (2DYau)

499 I am committed to living out the remainder of my life as a gay male.

Posted by: Joy Reid at April 28, 2018 07:37 PM (IEVqH)

500 I'm giving the paper cuts then rubbing habanero peppers on the cuts and in the eyes and nose. I think i'd also like to catch some rattlesnakes and release them near my prey. Rub my prey with some poison oak, scratch the rash until it bleeds, rub some pig shit in those wounds and wait for the lions to finish the job. Posted by: CaliGirl at April hmm. was looking forward to meeting you and Mr.CaliGirl at gnammII, probably going to avoid wandering off alone with you two.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

501 Is the 6,000 acres non-negotiable though? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) You can usually offer to exchange it with some rams. Then it will be dirty deeds, done with sheep.

Posted by: Adriane the Logistics Critic ... at April 28, 2018 07:39 PM (AoK0a)

502 I'm giving the paper cuts then rubbing habanero peppers on the cuts and in the eyes and nose. I think i'd also like to catch some rattlesnakes and release them near my prey. Rub my prey with some poison oak, scratch the rash until it bleeds, rub some pig shit in those wounds and wait for the lions to finish the job. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:36 AM (2DYau) Are you trying to kill someone, or are you Palpatine trying to treat a minor injury? Is there a difference?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)

503 One of my fantasies involves rope, paper cuts, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, black widows and habanero peppers and fire ants. And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:29 AM (2DYau)



Don't forget the impaled corpses lining the access road that was paved with leftist bones. It adds a nice old world feel.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2018 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

504 500 I am committed to living out the remainder of my life as a gay male. Posted by: Joy Reid at April 29, 2018 12:37 AM (IEVqH) Don't worry Sista, you'll find work in Hollywood. I mean Francis The Talking Mule hit it big why not Joy Reid The Talking Jack Ass?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:39 PM (3Pma+)

505 Take the White Castle Slider Challenge. It's a trick question. There's no real burger involved at all. (It's White Castle :p )

Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2018 07:43 PM (v9IJn)

506 hmm. was looking forward to meeting you and Mr.CaliGirl at gnammII, probably going to avoid wandering off alone with you two. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1) Mr Caliguy is nice, let the law handle everything. I've been thinking, I have a shovel and a ranch. I could handle this problem and save the state some money. It's only a fantasy, I could only harm a rodent or a persons that was attacking me or my family. I haven't been sleeping, I've been imagining ways to solve my problem.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:44 PM (2DYau)

507 The Marshall Tucker Band is one of my all time favorites. Great band, underrated. Doesn't get the love some of its contemporaries do. " I never knew anything about them until some time in 1980, when a friend scored some tickets to a concert and his date canceled out at him. So I was there, and promised to drive. They gave a great concert! It's funny how sometimes you just gotta be in the right place at the right time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2018 07:44 PM (V2Yro)

508 And a 6,000 acre ranch to carry out my deeds, done dirt cheap. Posted by: CaliGirl Si, la jefa!

Posted by: Cali's Messicans [i] at April 28, 2018 07:44 PM (pSFKg)

509 Don't forget the impaled corpses lining the access road that was paved with leftist bones. It adds a nice old world feel. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2018 12:39 AM (9Om/r) I have actually done that with crows, as a warning to the other crows that would think about mobbbing my owlets. I hung their bodies from the trees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:45 PM (2DYau)

510 Mr Caliguy is nice, let the law handle everything. I've been thinking, I have a shovel and a ranch. I could handle this problem and save the state some money. It's only a fantasy, I could only harm a rodent or a persons that was attacking me or my family. I haven't been sleeping, I've been imagining ways to solve my problem. Posted by: CaliGirl at April well, the problem with going into crime is that it is easy getting in but getting out is harder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:46 PM (MTjB1)

511 I saw Lynching Crows open for Flock Of Seagulls at the Whiskey in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:47 PM (IEVqH)

512 well, the problem with going into crime is that it is easy getting in but getting out is harder. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1) Spoken like a true wizard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:48 PM (3Pma+)

513 well, the problem with going into crime is that it is easy getting in but getting out is harder. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1) ------- Word

Posted by: Michael Corleone at April 28, 2018 07:48 PM (IEVqH)

514 Thank you. I get the feeling that you understand when I say that it's hard as hell to rational yourself out of something you didn't rational yourself into in the first place. But I do appreciate the advice and the sentiment. Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 12:28 AM (y87Qq) Any time.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

515 I just want to say, if you knew what my stalker was doing to us, you all would have the same feelings. I don't want to go to jail. I don't even speed, it's all a fantasy that makes me feel better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:49 PM (2DYau)

516 Crows are just evil! Damned near every other day I see them in pairs or threes attacking a flippin' HAWK what lives in my neighbourhood...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 07:51 PM (e9G8E)

517 >>> 430 *peeks in* Holy Jesus Christ in an airship. Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs) What does Jesus need with an airship?

Posted by: James Kirk at April 28, 2018 07:52 PM (0ReGO)

518 11 Not sure how I feel on the Ford car front. I guess, it is a private company and they can sell whatever the hell they like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

 
The thing I have never understood is why Ford abandoned the cop car business, a market the Chrysler Charger family has happily taken over for the most part.
 
Ford just quit making the Crown Vic in 2011, at a time when what, maybe ~80% of cop cars were Vics.
 
I just don't get it.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at April 28, 2018 07:53 PM (0ogQG)

519 517 Crows are just evil! Damned near every other day I see them in pairs or threes attacking a flippin' HAWK what lives in my neighbourhood... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E) ------- You're thinking of penguins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:53 PM (IEVqH)

520 "I hung their bodies from the trees." Crows are very patient.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 28, 2018 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

521 Oh, intercourse the bleeding penquins!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 07:54 PM (e9G8E)

522 Let me just add, my stalker just had a minion file a lawsuit against another victim for 25,000,000 for pain and suffering. I did not mistype that dollar amount, 25 million. This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:54 PM (2DYau)

523 CaliGirl, sorry to hear the situation is not yet resolved.


On a happier note - was that the Skyview you were talking about a few nights ago?  Looks nice on the web (great location).  Nice place?


It's pricier than the Los Alamos motel.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2018 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

524 517 Crows are just evil! Damned near every other day I see them in pairs or threes attacking a flippin' HAWK what lives in my neighbourhood... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (e9G8E) I've seen mockingbirds attack crows in my neighborhood. I guarantee it's retaliation.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 28, 2018 07:55 PM (zTtjJ)

525 you know I have to say that one of my guilty pleasures is falling asleep with that show psych on. not necessarily a good idea since it usually manages to catch my attention. have been thinking of a spinoff with an asshole psychic that only tells people things they do not want to know and goes out of his way ton find people to tell things to. would like to write and star in the show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1)

526 Hey horde, late to the party, just glanced through the ONT and about an hour's worth of comments. I see that it's a typical Saturday night, dirigibles, birth control, etc., this place never disappoints.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2018 07:55 PM (nWc4E)

527 >>>This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder. It's not me, I swear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2018 07:56 PM (3Pma+)

528 I saw Asshole Psychics open for System of a Down at the Coconut Teazser in '92.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2018 07:56 PM (IEVqH)

529 Rhomboid, Yes, the skyview. I didn't ask how much the rooms were. It was really cool. I may go there tomorrow for brunch. They have housemade horseradish infused vodka for bloody marys. My friend told me it is nice at night. I wouldn't want to drive home from there drunk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 07:58 PM (2DYau)

530 Ford just quit making the Crown Vic in 2011, at a time when what, maybe ~80% of cop cars were Vics. I just don't get it. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (0ogQG) The only cop cars I've seen lately that are actual cars are MI state troopers. There are still a couple of Impalas with the Ingham County Sheriff but like 90% of the county and local vehicles are Tahoes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 08:01 PM (y87Qq)

531 oh, and another thing, that sneaky pete show, the con they are running has been run everywhere in movies and shows. really expected something more interesting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

532 523 Let me just add, my stalker just had a minion file a lawsuit against another victim for 25,000,000 for pain and suffering. I did not mistype that dollar amount, 25 million. This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (2DYau) Stalkers are masters of manipulating others to attack their targets. It's stalking and harrassment and abuse by proxy. They also know the laws and rules of society and walk the razor's edge. I'm sorry you are going through this. I truly sympathize and empathize with you. My only advice is to think of it as a marathon, don't react, and be assertive towards people in authority to do their freaking jobs.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 08:01 PM (GoNER)

533 521 "I hung their bodies from the trees." Crows are very patient. Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 29, 2018 12:53 AM (w7KSn) Crows are smart. They break holes in our drip tape to get a drink. How they know which field the water is on is beyond me. I only shoot at them when they attack my owlets.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:02 PM (2DYau)

534 The only cop cars I've seen lately that are actual cars are MI state troopers. There are still a couple of Impalas with the Ingham County Sheriff but like 90% of the county and local vehicles are Tahoes. Posted by: hogmartin at April have only recently started seeing tahoes. everything I have come across is an impala or explorer for city cops and chargers for state patrol.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 08:03 PM (MTjB1)

535 A fun little story. Back in the late seventies when I was OTR I started running with the equipment trucks for the Marshall Tucker band. When we pulled into the truck stop in Tucson, and were fueling up, the lead driver asked if I would like to go to the concert the next night and of course I said yes. Told me to go to the ticket office the next night and there would be tickets for me and my co-driver. Cool. So the next night we go and I'm figuring front row tickets or something like that. We get to the ticket office, they ask for my driver's license and then hand us two back stage passes. Thrilled we was. Sad part was that Toy and Tommy Caldwell were both kind of assholes. Still had a great time.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2018 08:03 PM (gEvQ8)

536 hard to begrudge a crow much of anything. they can be a pest but they are pretty impressive. would have to warn them off the owls though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

537 Ever boned a crow? Man, are they noisy when you stick it in...

Posted by: Caligula's Beaver at April 28, 2018 08:05 PM (qul7b)

538 CaliGirl, Oops officer, thought my stalker was a crow. If only huh?

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 08:05 PM (PisyI)

539 About 70 deg. today. Temp dropping rapidly, with freeze warnings in surrounding areas. It's already down to 50 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at April 28, 2018 08:06 PM (Zdm89)

540 This person is batshit insane. The detective on this case told me the predator suffers from anti social personality disorder. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 12:54 AM (2DYau) There was a story posted - very likely right here on the ONT - about an asshole who would sub-rent rooms from people and just completely destroy them while staying just on the letter-of-the-law side of the line. Filing completely BS suits and all that. Sounds like a similar profile.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 08:06 PM (y87Qq)

541 My only advice is to think of it as a marathon, don't react, and be assertive towards people in authority to do their freaking jobs. Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 01:01 AM (GoNER) I have assets they want. I haven't reacted to the provocation. I wanted to, I was armed and ready but I kept my head, thankfully. They are trying to bait me. It won't work. We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake. The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits. The law does nothing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:07 PM (2DYau)

542 PJMedia has a several excellent writers [...] Then there's the clickbait. Posted by: Hands Yup. 12 crazy facts that are neither facts nor crazy, except for 2 of them. 1) more women than men have procreated throughout history. Yes, that's what happens when, for 200K years, people consider one gender "warriors" and the other "loot". 2) Gay men are longer. Except that the numbers they have match up with an old Playboy mag write-in survey, and not with any survey directed by actual medical folks...which came up just an inch short, so to speak. So men lie about how big they are, and men who are trying to impress other men lie more. Wow! 3) Strippers make more when fertile. I knew that, and I've never been, nor known, a stripper. Unless it was in a past life. 4) 2.5 million porn sites in the filtering software. Only? My guess would have missed by an order of magnitude. Or two. 5) Men prefer younger women. No kidding. Also, 5% of people are drooling idiots. Who has to search for "vagina" on pornhub? 6) Most people have no imagination. Duh. 7) 3x as many searches for big gals as small ones. Duh. The small ones are the default in porn. You don't have to search for them. Kinda like "vaginas". Men like boobehs. Knock me over with a feather. 9) It's easier to proposition men and not get slapped. Stunning. 10) Women like their men manly and rich. Surprise! 11) Some people need a shrunken head to get laid. OK, that's odd. 12) Women still like their men rich. I've read this somewhere before, quite recently...

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 08:08 PM (JGBbg)

543 >>>Sad part was that Toy and Tommy Caldwell were both kind of assholes. Still had a great time. Karma took care of that

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at April 28, 2018 08:08 PM (3Pma+)

544 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (3Pma+) I know ace doesn't like the guy... so I hope he gets screwed. I'm petty like that, I guess haha

Posted by: Clear Lines of Sight and Good Cover are Key Considerations at April 28, 2018 08:09 PM (JxJjF)

545 I can understand why Ford is going away from sedans. A crap ton of people are starting to drive the mid size SUV's. I own a 2014 Escape. I love it. Great car, good gas mileage, good cost of maintenance. I'm seeing a lot of them and other competitors small SUV's on the road.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2018 08:09 PM (gEvQ8)

546 have assets they want. I haven't reacted to the provocation. I wanted to, I was armed and ready but I kept my head, thankfully. They are trying to bait me. It won't work. We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake. The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits. The law does nothing. Posted by: CaliGirl at April well, ordinarily we go to great lengths to avoid messy situations, however, since you are a friend exception will be made this one time. transfer you assets to me. once they realize you are penniless I will give them back to you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

547 so, who here has experience shooting or training in shooting close or extreme close quarters? especially in a self defense situation. how about clearing a house? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 28, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1) I have some experience in these areas, but I'm most certainly, *not* a Trainer in this field. That said, I have a valid contact to connect you with some of the very best in the training arena. As an aside, the terms you're looking for are: * CQB which stands for Close Quarters ComBat. Not alphabetically correct, but remember that CQB term. It's searchable, too. and *Shoot House* That's the training structure you're describing in the training arena. You really dive into the CQB stuff, and you're going to find that a LOT of is is "blue gun" (plastic substitute for real gun) stuff, with VERY physical combative stuff dealing with weapons retention and/or successfully deploying and engaging with YOUR sidearm, while in the midst of grappling with an opponent with but one goal in mind. To kill you before you kill him. The training is. Not. Inexpensive. But very valuable, indeed. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 08:10 PM (QzJWU)

548 and all that. Sounds like a similar profile. Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq) Very similar cases. Probably the same psychological profile. The guy shot his brother in the end. I recall that story because it reminded me of what we are going through. My litigator said this is the craziest thing he has seen in 37 years of law and he doesn't want anyone to stop fighting. He offered to work for free if anyone can't afford it. He is a 700 an hour attorney. Attorneys don't do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:12 PM (2DYau)

549 Very similar cases. Probably the same psychological profile. The guy shot his brother in the end. I recall that story because it reminded me of what we are going through. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:12 AM (2DYau) Yes, that's the one. I'm glad you remember it too because I did a few searches based on what I remembered of it and there is no way I'd ever find that article in all the other results.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2018 08:15 PM (y87Qq)

550 There was a story posted - very likely right here on the ONT - about an asshole who would sub-rent rooms from people and just completely destroy them while staying just on the letter-of-the-law side of the line. Filing completely BS suits and all that. Sounds like a similar profile. Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq) ++++ Sounds like a movie I once saw. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100318

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 08:15 PM (pvjTE)

551 Karma took care of that

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at April 29, 2018 01:08 AM (3Pma+)


Yeah, pretty much. Sad thing was that they made such good music. The fame got to them. It happened to a lot of them. Clapton was one of the very few who went into the belly of the beast and came out almost whole.

It's sad that so many of our favorite musicians made it so big and went down the rabbit hole with heavy drugs. I can think of a crap ton.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2018 08:16 PM (gEvQ8)

552 Has anyone ever had a bad pizza? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2018 10:39 PM (IqV8l) Yes. Saddest thing ever.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2018 08:16 PM (zfpPH)

553 My litigator said this is the craziest thing he has seen in 37 years of law and he doesn't want anyone to stop fighting. He offered to work for free if anyone can't afford it. He is a 700 an hour attorney. Attorneys don't do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:12 AM (2DYau)


Your tormentor sounds like the kind of person who would love to have a flock of homeless bums descend upon his house and squat there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 08:17 PM (WFV7d)

554 You mean the sitting room, don't you?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)


No, I think he's sitting on the landing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2018 08:20 PM (2K6fY)

555 Your tormentor sounds like the kind of person who would love to have a flock of homeless bums descend upon his house and squat there. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:17 AM (WFV7d) Actually the predator is a female. She's very dangerous. She has minions, one is a gangbanger felon mixed up with the Mexican mafia.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:20 PM (2DYau)

556 Your tormentor sounds like the kind of person who would love to have a flock of homeless bums descend upon his house and squat there.

*Must not post anything legally actionable....*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 28, 2018 08:21 PM (IcT7t)

557 CaliGirl, You and your family are in my prayers. I sincerely wish we could help you.

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 08:21 PM (PisyI)

558 Ford just quit making the Crown Vic in 2011, at a time when what, maybe ~80% of cop cars were Vics. It's still a small market. I guess the amount of extra you make from the gov't wasting tax dollars doesn't make up for running a line that makes cars that people think are only for cops, taxi companies, or 87-year-olds. Other car companies took over, but by selling cars with a bigger additional market. Chargers are still cool. It doesn't match the modern everything-is-disposable market. Police departments liked the old body-on-frame construction models because they were easy to repair. Unibody disposables make Ford more money than cars that can be kept on the road after multiple collisions.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 08:22 PM (JGBbg)

559 Early alarm, I'm off to the snoozer. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 28, 2018 08:23 PM (QzJWU)

560 *Must not post anything legally actionable....* Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (IcT7t) I know, my attorney is all over me about strategy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:23 PM (2DYau)

561 558 CaliGirl, You and your family are in my prayers. I sincerely wish we could help you. Posted by: King syrup at April 29, 2018 01:21 AM (PisyI) Thank you, I think God is trying to teach us patience and prayers for obviously ill people. Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord. The sooner we all learn these lessons I believe our ordeal will end.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:27 PM (2DYau)

562 Goodnight Jim.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:27 PM (2DYau)

563 CaliGirl, just my $.02, but it's probably best not to talk about it on a public forum at all, even pseudonymously.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

564 It doesn't match the modern everything-is-disposable market. Police departments liked the old body-on-frame construction models because they were easy to repair. Unibody disposables make Ford more money than cars that can be kept on the road after multiple collisions.
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 01:22 AM

*******

IIRC, Ford was one the early adopters of the uni-body/monocoque construction technique...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 08:29 PM (e9G8E)

565 CaliGirl, I admire your strength. You are a good person.

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 08:29 PM (PisyI)

566 IIRC, Ford was one the early adopters of the uni-body/monocoque construction technique...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 29, 2018 01:29 AM (e9G8E)


For some models, not all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 08:31 PM (WFV7d)

567 CaliGirl, just my $.02, but it's probably best not to talk about it on a public forum at all, even pseudonymously. Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 01:28 AM (NWiLs) Why though? I can understand Facebook or Twitter, but why here? And even what she has said has already been reported to the police and no names have been given. And we are not Great Britain yet. I'm just curious where you see the issue.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 08:31 PM (Jesl+)

568 Thank you, I think God is trying to teach us patience and prayers for obviously ill people. You are a better person than me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 08:32 PM (Jesl+)

569 Razorfist has a glorious rant about North Korea https://youtu.be/GjH0fG-FIB4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2018 08:34 PM (rnAwa)

570 Why though? I can understand Facebook or Twitter, but why here? And even what she has said has already been reported to the police and no names have been given. And we are not Great Britain yet. I'm just curious where you see the issue.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+)


No point in letting the miscreant get feedback about how her machinations are being countered,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 08:36 PM (WFV7d)

571 I have assets they want. I haven't reacted to the provocation. I wanted to, I was armed and ready but I kept my head, thankfully. They are trying to bait me. It won't work. We have been terrorized for about six months and we haven't made a mistake. The other victims reacted to the bait, they now are having to defend these ridiculous lawsuits. The law does nothing. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 29, 2018 01:07 AM (2DYau) They will screw up eventually, it might take years but they will. Patience is the name of the game. Invest in a body camera. Audio too. Record everything. React to nothing. I don't know what the laws are in Cali but investing in recording devices knowing how psychopaths who stalk targets behave, I caught some minions in the act recently. Signed a sworn statement imying I was showing up to my kids school high of prescription drugs and implying I was a deviant pedophile always trying to get my kids alone in the bathroom. Those were the worst lies 9 months after the fact. Sucks for them because I recorded everything and they are mandated reporters. So now I have to deal with this without it getting in the papers because my kids and unions. The laws protect Stalkers and psychopaths even when caught. I truly know how you feel and what you are going through. almost 6 years for me. It's like catching a new species of deadly poisonous bunny rabbit and trying to prove the bunny rabbit is poisonous without getting bit or allowing anybody or anybody else to get bit. Exercise, eat well, mediate, learn to box/MMA, and anything to get the stress and aggression out because it will eat you up if you don't. Hope you catch the fuckers soon, tag them and get them off the streets. Or maybe Pinochet will come first.

Posted by: Monk at April 28, 2018 08:36 PM (GoNER)

572 You are a better person than me. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:32 AM (Jesl+) Thank you, I don't feel like a good person. My husband is a better person than I am and he doesn't deserve any of this. He tells me to have faith, we are being tested and we should trust Gods plan. I want to fight. I need to heed my husbands faith.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:36 PM (2DYau)

573 And I am off to the rack. Sleepy time is upon me. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2018 08:37 PM (WFV7d)

574 For some models, not all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM

*******

Yeah... I was thinking of the Mustang when it was the hawt new thang... Much derided at the time for its lack of a proper frame and chassis...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 28, 2018 08:37 PM (e9G8E)

575 Why though? I can understand Facebook or Twitter, but why here? And even what she has said has already been reported to the police and no names have been given. And we are not Great Britain yet. I'm just curious where you see the issue. Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+) ++++ The person she is concerned about is litigious. Files lawsuits. If that happens, lawyers start disposing people. And, they will ask if you have ever discussed the matter with anyone, and they will ask about online. You then have a choice: lie and hope they never tie you to your online id, or admit it, at which point they will dig up everything you ever said with that id.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 08:37 PM (pvjTE)

576 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 29, 2018 01:31 AM (Jesl+) Someone who's determined enough could figure it out. It could also be required to be revealed as part of discovery. Additionally certain things might be said that were arguably under attorney-client privilege, but could now be argued to serve as waiver of the privilege at least as to those specific matters. OpSec is extremely important.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 28, 2018 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

577 Posted by: Monk at April 29, 2018 01:36 AM (GoN Ive invested in all of the above, I feel your pain. It's infuriating.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:39 PM (2DYau)

578 disposing deposing. Sigh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 08:40 PM (pvjTE)

579 Night Jim, night AOP

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2018 08:41 PM (nWc4E)

580 For some models, not all. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Correct. The crown vic interceptor was always body-on-frame.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 08:41 PM (JGBbg)

581 I'm out for the evening guys. Now I'm freaked out about commenting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2018 08:42 PM (2DYau)

582 Night Cali, just don't post any more about that aspect of your life, even though it's probably all that you think about. Wish I could help in some way, I'll just keep you in my thoughts and prayers like so many other members of the horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2018 08:46 PM (nWc4E)

583 Forget the names, but during WWII the relentless quest for more production capacity led to a shipyard on the Great Lakes building a dozen US subs. They were put on shallow-draft barge-like structures and floated down the Mississippi - along the way, joining the LSTs (Landing Ship/Tank) that were built at the "prairie shipyard" further down the river. US WWII industrial performance just gets more amazing, the more one learns about it. Posted by: rhomboid Krauts would have loved to have done that in to the black sea

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2018 08:49 PM (MS0+a)

584 Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2018 01:38 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 01:37 AM (pvjTE) Didn't know about the on-line digging during lawsuits. Geez. Well, we haven't "discussed" it per se, she has just shared she has some problems and anxiety. At least that is how I'd view it. She need not self incriminate. Plus, she didn't share names, not even hers. Or places. That said, point taken...I see what you all are saying. What a nightmare.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 08:52 PM (Jesl+)

585 Yes, a real nightmare. She needs our prayers.

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 08:54 PM (PisyI)

586 You called?

Posted by: Pinochet! at April 28, 2018 09:00 PM (MS0+a)

587 Yes

Posted by: King syrup at April 28, 2018 09:00 PM (PisyI)

588 DNA blunder creates phantom serial killer Police admit they wasted 15 years hunting for the 'Woman Without a Face' She was a mysterious serial killer known as the "The Woman Without a Face" and detectives across Europe spent more than 15 years doing their utmost to bring her to justice for at least six brutal murders and a string of break-ins. Yesterday, however, they were forced to admit that she probably didn't exist. The only clues that "The Woman Without a Face" left behind at 40 different crime scenes were DNA traces. These were collected on cotton swabs, supplied to the police in a number of European countries. Now police investigators have established that in all probability the DNA had not been left by their quarry but by a woman working for the German medical company supplying the swabs, who had inadvertently contaminated them. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dna- blunder-creates-phantom-serial-killer-1655375.html Got this one from Instapundit. Woman working in cotton swab factory is contaminating swabs with her own DNA. So, when the cops use the swabs at multiple crime scenes, the DNA tests all come back with her DNA. For 15 years. Wow.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2018 09:13 PM (pvjTE)

589 Cali, I hope your lawyer has: Had you vacate your assets into a trust Had a good IT guy check your home and business setups Applied for TROs Put your bank and credit facilities on notice Remember, these asshole s are all about soft power. I know you want to hire some guys to stack their bones in the shower, but that's not the right course of action. Build some hard walls around yourself and maybe they will wander off.

Posted by: Pinochet! at April 28, 2018 09:18 PM (MS0+a)

590 589 DNA blunder creates phantom serial killer Police admit they wasted 15 years hunting for the 'Woman Without a Face' She was a mysterious serial killer known as the "The Woman Without a Face" and detectives across Europe spent more than 15 years doing their utmost to bring her to justice for at least six brutal murders and a string of break-ins. Yesterday, however, they were forced to admit that she probably didn't exist. The only clues that "The Woman Without a Face" left behind at 40 different crime scenes were DNA traces. These were collected on cotton swabs, supplied to the police in a number of European countries. Now police investigators have established that in all probability the DNA had not been left by their quarry but by a woman working for the German medical company supplying the swabs, who had inadvertently contaminated them. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dna- blunder-creates-phantom-serial-killer-1655375.html Got this one from Instapundit. Woman working in cotton swab factory is contaminating swabs with her own DNA. So, when the cops use the swabs at multiple crime scenes, the DNA tests all come back with her DNA. For 15 years. Wow. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 02:13 AM (pvjTE) Whatever happened to doing "Control" tests?

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2018 09:20 PM (cAnNx)

591 Damn I thought there was a real.black widow out there.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2018 09:22 PM (MS0+a)

592 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2018 02:13 AM (pvjTE) Is it wrong that I laughed at that story? Well, at least they figured it out...after 15 years. I wonder how they did finally. I bet it had something to do with crime dates overlapping in separate countries and them realizing she couldn't be in 2 places at the same time. It is certainly is novel.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 09:25 PM (Jesl+)

593 I doubt they included the sample.kits in the positive and negative controls. It shocks.me that qtip.production and packaging isn't 100% automated.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2018 09:26 PM (MS0+a)

594 Can you imagine working in a Q-Tip factory and taste-testing every one made for 15 years straight? Talk about a case of cotton mouth...

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 09:28 PM (JGBbg)

595 Greetings fappers and fappees. I just got in from my gig. What have I missed?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 09:28 PM (GdWl+)

596 So instead of Typhoid Mary, it's DNA Dinah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 28, 2018 09:30 PM (/qEW2)

597 BB, you missed lesbian stalker birth control by submarine... pretty slow Saturday at AoS actually...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 09:31 PM (qul7b)

598 Ah, back from work. Nothing like getting off 'early' on a Saturday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:32 PM (ycWCI)

599 Also, is this proof that there is something to Aryan superiority, but only at the molecular level? One German woman's DNA overpowers every other bit of DNA the police actually picked up at 40 different crime scenes?

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 09:32 PM (JGBbg)

600 *notes 'Lesbian Stalker Submarine' would be a good band name*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:33 PM (ycWCI)

601 Here ist your DNA testing kit. Lovingly hand assembled by me.

Posted by: German medical supply woman at April 28, 2018 09:34 PM (/qEW2)

602 BB, you missed lesbian stalker birth control by submarine... pretty slow Saturday at AoS actually... Well that's...uh...new. No sharks with lasers? I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 09:35 PM (GdWl+)

603 notes 'Lesbian Stalker Submarine' would be a good band name Saw 'em open for tATu at Wembley. Pretty gay, really.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 09:36 PM (JGBbg)

604 Took a look at Correspondent Dinner reports. It looks like it was absolutely vile. White House Staffers walked out. I guess Sarah Sanders got the worst of it, and people can't believe she didn't walk out. So much for "women power" on the left. It is such a lie. The "comedienne" went after Sarah's appearance. Shameful. Repugnant. Don't tell me about body shaming and then do that. Supposedly, one of the jokes was :

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 09:39 PM (Jesl+)

605 I am surprised she went. Why bother? Let them scream into the outer darkness they came from.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:42 PM (ycWCI)

606 Supposedly, one of the jokes was : ...was so insensitive, even the HQ censored it!

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 09:44 PM (JGBbg)

607 We probably got the moral vacuity gist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:45 PM (ycWCI)

608 Gonna hit the hay, but here's a link to 10 of the "jokes" from the Dinner. Not sure how some of these would even get laughs. https://tinyurl.com/y7mzf7hd

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 09:46 PM (Jesl+)

609 Maybe she went to gather ammo against the enemy.

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2018 09:46 PM (a3OL0)

610 So much for "women power" on the left. Sanders is not a Leftist, ergo she is not a real woman. We're completely consistent on this!

Posted by: Leftists at April 28, 2018 09:46 PM (JGBbg)

611 Night GG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:47 PM (ycWCI)

612 So, no more Ford cars? Did they finally price themselves out of the market with the union's outrageous wage demand and the CEO's multi-bazillion-dollar compensation? Good. I wonder how many people are like me and have vowed never to buy another union-made vehicle?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 09:47 PM (GdWl+)

613 I wonder how many people are like me and have vowed never to buy another union-made vehicle? Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 29, 2018 02:47 AM (GdWl+) Well, it is kind of a catch 22. You either buy a car made by a union shop or one who took a bailout- or both. By the same token, they are supposed to still be producing the Mustang and some other vehicle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2018 09:50 PM (ycWCI)

614 Supposedly, one of the jokes was : ...was so insensitive, even the HQ censored it! Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2018 02:44 AM (JGBbg) lol Ya know what's weird, that's exactly what happened. I had not finished typing, had not hit post, and suddenly I got kicked off the thread. It was the weirdest thing. And I was kinda glad, bcz it was horrible.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 09:52 PM (Jesl+)

615 I was at White Castle on the Vegas Strip Wednesday night and ordered the impossible burger. I heard it was good and my diet is supposed to be meatless anyway for health reasons. The nice counter-lady told me it would take an additional 7 minutes to prepare, so I considered briefly and decided just to have regular sliders. Time is of the essence and life is short, amirite? Yes, they were awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2018 09:53 PM (OeQ/D)

616 prof, that has to be one of the most poorly written, misspelled articles I have ever read. My goodness, someone actually got paid for writing that?

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2018 09:53 PM (a3OL0)

617 Okay, now good night for realz.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 28, 2018 09:53 PM (Jesl+)

618 I wonder how many people are like me and have vowed never to buy another union-made vehicle? I'm not their target market, since I don't trade them in every 2 or 3 years, but my lifetime purchases have gone Ford-GM-GM-GM-Honda-Toyota. The last GM was a "2000" model, so I must have bought it in '99. And I'm pretty sure the Honda was more "American-made" than all of the prior ones.

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2018 09:54 PM (JGBbg)

619 Did they finally price themselves out of the market with the union's outrageous wage demand and the CEO's multi-bazillion-dollar compensation? Good. " Speculation is that's behind it, sedan sales are perpetually falling and Ford didn't want to fight to retain a part of a shrinking pie. Fords will now be the Mustang, the line of pickups, and SUV's. That'll be about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2018 09:59 PM (V2Yro)

620 Prof-d, apparently Pixy's hamsters are clairvoyant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 10:00 PM (GdWl+)

621 I couldn't afford a new vehicle anyway, so it doesn't affect me. And Santa never did deliver that new Mustang Cobra I axed for last Christmas anyway. I was a good Boy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 10:03 PM (GdWl+)

622 OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster [/i][/s][/b] at April 28, 2018 10:08 PM (GdWl+)

623 Good Morning early morning people. Hope all is well in your world.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 28, 2018 10:11 PM (RW1Sg)

624 Did anyone notice that the Phantom Serial Killer / DNA article was dated 2009? How did that come back up?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2018 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

625 I know some people don't use or like smilies but I do. :O Have a song for the soul. Let the Orinoco Flow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkjQVh5KmQ

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 28, 2018 10:16 PM (RW1Sg)

626 Whatever you do, don't look up 'Orinoco Flow' on Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 28, 2018 10:29 PM (qul7b)

627 Celtic Woman did Orinoco Flow, and I think I like their version the best. Here's a performance in front of what appears to be fully operational Stargate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H4TlDxXxVk

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 28, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

628 559 mikeski writes
 
It's still a small market. I guess the amount of extra you make from the gov't wasting tax dollars doesn't make up for running a line that makes cars that people think are only for cops, taxi companies, or 87-year-olds.
 
There are, at the last count I heard, 600k LEOs in the US. That calls for a whole lotta cop cars even if most used by twosomes, and even allowing for replacement every 3 years or so.
 
For example, total sales from 2011 thru 2016 Global combined Volt/Ampera family sales totaled about 134,500 units by the end of December 2016. IN CV's last year, it sold nearly 50K copies.
 
Under the Mercury Grand Marquis label, (which was discontinued at the same time as the Vic) sales from 2003 thru 2011 were nearly a half million cars.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at April 28, 2018 10:40 PM (0ogQG)

629 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H4TlDxXxVk Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at April 29, 2018 03:34 AM (8O3HH) It's a nice version.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 28, 2018 10:47 PM (RW1Sg)

630 Meant to add that the song is very relaxing and calming no matter who sings.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 28, 2018 10:50 PM (RW1Sg)

631 Some day soon they'll perfect the method of growing beef and chicken flesh in a tank. Then all these companies using vegetables to simulate meat products will go the way of Blockbuster. Their food tastes like ass, completely unconvincing.

Posted by: Jive Tofurky at April 28, 2018 11:23 PM (2835Q)

632 >>>Meant to add that the song is very relaxing and calming no matter who sings. AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAHH!!! Now that's what I call a flow.

Posted by: Yoko Ono Flow at April 28, 2018 11:28 PM (2835Q)

633 Oh for fvck's sake!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2018 11:38 PM (wYseH)

634 Good Morning early morning people. Hope all is well in your world. I made some eggs benedict, dranks some beers, now it's bedtime.

Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2018 11:41 PM (a3OL0)

635 If it's bedtime, you are not an early morning person. You are a late night person which is okay. I guess.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 12:00 AM (RW1Sg)

636 634 Oh for fvck's sake! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2018 04:38 AM (wYseH) Sounds like you need to relieve some angst. Maybe a bittersweet symphony will do it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP3g6oiQck

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Tyant's Tyrant. My tryanny knows no bounds. I have references. at April 29, 2018 12:06 AM (RW1Sg)

637 Whoo hoo its at least 5am!

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 12:07 AM (aC6Sd)

638 Only in mid 40's now and only going up to mid 50's, I can tell its chilly out

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 12:13 AM (aC6Sd)

639 .

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 29, 2018 12:20 AM (Zsmh3)

640 OOOh, Red's on his period

Posted by: Panhandler at April 29, 2018 12:25 AM (ILwW3)

641 Grand prix race at Baku Azerbaijan is this morning but not until around 8am. They moved all start times up to 2pm local time where race is.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 12:26 AM (aC6Sd)

642 Should go make French toast and get coffee on.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 12:32 AM (aC6Sd)

643 Speaking of pizza, Mercury has thin crust. https://phys.org/news/2018-04-mercury-thin-dense-crust.html I wonder if any of the planets have deep dish.

Posted by: That's amore at April 29, 2018 12:36 AM (/qEW2)

644 Can I beat Vic?

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2018 12:48 AM (aC6Sd)

645 Whataburger. Yes, GOD Blessed Texas!

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2018 12:51 AM (zLDYs)

646 Nosock

Posted by: hogmartin at April 29, 2018 03:46 AM (y87Qq)

647 Just because I have a tattoo on my thigh that says "slut wife" doesn't mean I'm trashy! No, my BLOWN OUT ASSHOLE says I'm trashy!

Posted by: Kristel Oreto at April 29, 2018 04:40 AM (XcgmW)

648 I have NEVER seen a tattoo on a woman that made her look more beautiful.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 29, 2018 05:28 AM (+9AX9)

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