October 21, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
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Good morning. Another Saturday morning has arrived. Here are just a few things that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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1 Hi MH! Thanks for the place to spill some coffee!

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 21, 2017 03:31 AM (qZdIZ)

2 Roomy

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 03:33 AM (R5lpX)

3 Got my mug of ambition brewing now. Home sweet home after a month in Fayetteville NC.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 03:34 AM (R5lpX)

4 No coffee here, but a big-ass glass of ice-cold Coke Zero to start the day.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 21, 2017 03:36 AM (2NqXo)

5 Poler Bears are holding a Russian village hostage.

Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2017 03:37 AM (UdKB7)

6 Go away Bear!  Please go away!  Why are you holding us hostage?  Please stop!

Posted by: Russian villager at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (YFnq5)

7 Wasnt the "regular" news weird enough?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (EZebt)

8 Wondering if they make the Black Rifle Coffee in the K-cups.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 03:42 AM (R5lpX)

9 She used a fat cell form the dog, so no dog sperm was used and there was absolutely no way the egg could have become an embryo, which would have been impossible even if a sexual cell from a dog was used. --------- Good to hear that dog sperm can't fertilize a human egg cell. Wasn't aware of this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 03:42 AM (1kkde)

10 Morning, Horde. Having a cuppa before climbing on a garden tractor to get some stuff done.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 03:42 AM (di1hb)

11 Willowed:


168 163 We were there in 1988, and liked the city a lot.
Wife wants to go back. From what I've read here the past few months, it
might not be worth a stop...even with a rental car.

Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2017 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

The last time I was there was in 1985. I had a rental car but I left it at the Bart Station in Hayward and took Bart into SF. We walked everywhere which didn't make wifey happy. I wasn't concerned so much with the car as I was finding parking.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 08:42 AM (mpXpK)


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 03:43 AM (mpXpK)

12 Got to clean the gutters today and start raking, possibly start overseeding....

...and good morning.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 21, 2017 03:43 AM (Wtll+)

13 Garlic coffee, yuck. 

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (mpXpK)

14 How long would it take a drone to fly from Australia to Siberia?  Asking for a friend.....

Posted by: Russian villager at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (YFnq5)

15 The last time I was there was in 1985. I had a rental car but I left it at the Bart Station in Hayward and took Bart into SF. We walked everywhere which didn't make wifey happy. I wasn't concerned so much with the car as I was finding parking. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 08:42 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic Thanks Vic, that may be the option I'll look at too.

Posted by: Bruce at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (8ikIW)

16 7 San Franpsycho Right it's like we're living in the world of the Onion, but when it was funny. OR maybe Duffle Bags. Hard to tell sometimes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at October 21, 2017 03:45 AM (hyuyC)

17 Poler Bears are holding a Russian village hostage. Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2017 08:37 AM (UdKB7) "Poler Bears".....the Bill Clinton of ursines.

Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2017 03:45 AM (GiOiK)

18 I cut the cord for both Cable (other than internet) and the Satellite long ago.   I used to have ATnT but as soon as the plan expired I trashed it.  Worst service I have ever had.  

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 03:47 AM (mpXpK)

19 I think i went to a gentlemen's club called 'Poler Bares' once....

Posted by: goatexchange at October 21, 2017 03:47 AM (YFnq5)

20 Willowed: The Feds are way ahead of you on the 401k raiding front. There are multiple proposals floating around Congress that would limit all 401k tax breaks to a maximum of $2,400 a year. Anything to get a stealth tax increase. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2017 08:03 AM (+Dllb) So our Repuke overlords will allow us to save a whopping $200 a month? How much Tom Donohue manjuice did they chug to get that number? You don't have to be as old as I am to remember when the GOP was in favor of people saving for their future and not depending on de gubbiment. Fucking sellouts, every cocksucking one of 'em.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 03:47 AM (y7DUB)

21 I look forward to the Fall when flocks of burritos can be seen headed south for the winter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 03:47 AM (1kkde)

22 Fort Worth:

A few years back, a truck driver, who also worked as a rodeo cowboy, would show up to order a plate of barbecue.

Now, that in and of itself would not be terribly unusual or newsworthy.

But this particular cowboy was partial to wearing ladies garments. He was a cross-dresser.

Sometimes he'd have on hot pants, a mini-skirt and six-inch stilettos, John told me matter-of-factly.

Sometimes whats old is new!

Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2017 03:48 AM (JHxIR)

23 Going to look at property today. We had a piece picked out and were ready to pull the trigger. Already had the check made out and the guy backed out.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 03:49 AM (R5lpX)

24 I saw "Flocks of Burritos" open for.......etc etc

Posted by: goatexchange at October 21, 2017 03:49 AM (YFnq5)

25 That article about the pregnant lady in the UK sounds as if it was a dispatch from the world of 1984. An entire generation living their dream. Of living on the dole.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 03:49 AM (EZebt)

26 I hate rats

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 03:50 AM (5cCew)

27 Up early, big double cup of coffee, off to get Sonny groomed, take Val and Leo to the doggie chiropractor, return, then shopping. Just another Saturday at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2017 03:50 AM (JYCQu)

28 'Go away Bear! Please go away! Why are you holding us hostage? Please stop!' Nie

Posted by: The Poles at October 21, 2017 03:51 AM (UdKB7)

29 "Wondering if they make the Black Rifle Coffee in the K-cups." Indeed they do. You can order from Amazon. If you have Prime you don't have to wait for them either.

Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2017 03:51 AM (jm1YL)

30 Motorsports Prediction: Lewis Hamilton takes a knee in Austin Sunday. I divorce myself from F1 after 40+ years.

Posted by: Taylor Hamm at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (NIRxr)

31 Cool. Thanks.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (R5lpX)

32 In Washington today for work. Weather is much more peasant than in the Adirondacks right now. Enjoying the day -- thanks to coffee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2017 03:54 AM (b01zK)

33 Good morning Horde - on my second pot and I didn't even really get up that early today. I FEEL GREAT BUT I CANT SIT STILL!!!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 03:55 AM (tr2D7)

34 Driving in SF is hard enough, but a lot worse if you dont know your way around. Policy has been intentionally oriented against cars, driving, and parking for years. MTA currently debating charging as much as $8 at meters. With Uber and Lyft, there are a lot more people staring at bad GPS directions on their phone instead of watching traffic. And dont get me started on the 30pc of the drivers who never even saw a car until they came to the U.S.!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (EZebt)

35 Made Guatemala Antigua in the percolator this morning. If I'm lucky, the wind will pick up here shortly and put an end to my need to rake leaves. Then I can go spend time in the shop making sawdust.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (1YEOU)

36 In Washington today for work. Weather is much more peasant than in the Adirondacks right now. Enjoying the day -- thanks to coffee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 21, 2017 08:54 AM (b01zK)


Last weekend I was up in the Lake Placid area to visit relatives.  Took the camera (real camera)  Disappointed, the leaves were all pretty much off.  I'd think this weekend should be pretty nice even up north.

Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2017 03:57 AM (JHxIR)

37 >>>>>Willowed:

The Feds are way ahead of you on the 401k raiding front. There are multiple proposals floating around Congress that would limit all 401k tax breaks to a maximum of $2,400 a year.

Anything to get a stealth tax increase.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2017 08:03 AM (+Dllb)


So our Repuke overlords will allow us to save a whopping $200 a month? How much Tom Donohue manjuice did they chug to get that number? You don't have to be as old as I am to remember when the GOP was in favor of people saving for their future and not depending on de gubbiment. Fucking sellouts, every cocksucking one of 'em.
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.You can save as much as you want, you just won't get the tax break for anything over $2,400.

I read someplace that the Feds think that will generate over $1 Trillion in additional taxes over 10 years. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2017 03:58 AM (+Dllb)

38 34 Driving in SF is hard enough, but a lot worse if you dont know your way around.

Policy has been intentionally oriented against cars, driving, and parking for years. MTA currently debating charging as much as $8 at meters.

With Uber and Lyft, there are a lot more people staring at bad GPS directions on their phone instead of watching traffic.

And dont get me started on the 30pc of the drivers who never even saw a car until they came to the U.S.!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 08:56 AM (EZebt)


When I lived out there the only driving around in SF I did was on a motorcycle.  And I never looked for parking, was just seeing the sights. But that was all back in the 70s and things were not as 'nutty' then as they are now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 03:58 AM (mpXpK)

39 20 Willowed: The Feds are way ahead of you on the 401k raiding front. There are multiple proposals floating around Congress that would limit all 401k tax breaks to a maximum of $2,400 a year. ------------- There will be holy hell to pay if this ever comes to fruition. And where in the world did I read this at other than the other thread...? Link please?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 03:59 AM (NPyW2)

40 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 08:58 AM (mpXpK) I had a Kawasaki and riding the hills with my friends was a blast! But Mrs. F. nagged me constantly and after my 10th close call, I sold it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 04:02 AM (EZebt)

41 Someone has too much spare time on her hands. --------- I'm not sure what a 'professional ballroom dancer' is, but she is way too young to be retired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 04:02 AM (nBBdT)

42 People with little or no savings are going to be much more dependent of government free shit.

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 04:02 AM (E2Zi8)

43 The article I read about capping tax free contributions said it was a "trial balloon" being "talked" about. Nothing on who was actually talking about it or floating it. Hopefully it's bullshit.

Posted by: John Marston at October 21, 2017 04:03 AM (SkuXa)

44 39 20 Willowed:

The Feds are way ahead of you on the 401k raiding front. There are multiple proposals floating around Congress that would limit all 401k tax breaks to a maximum of $2,400 a year.
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There will be holy hell to pay if this ever comes to fruition. And where in the world did I read this at other than the other thread...?

Link please?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 08:59 AM (NPyW2)


The people that will hurt the most are those who work for companies that make some kind of matching contribution to 401Ks.  That matching amount was based on the maximum allowable by the IRS.  when I was working they would match 50 cents on the dollar up to 6K.  I guess that will go down and a lot more people will retire with little savings and depend more on SS since most companies no longer have much of a retirement program.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

45 A nephew flew into Albany and wanted to drive to Oneonta, which is southwest of Albany off I88.  Not knowing the area Google maps put him on the NY Thruway toward NYC.  He got a long ways down the thruway before Google decided he needed to go west, took him an hour longer to get where he wanted to get.

Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2017 04:03 AM (JHxIR)

46 Got the Joe so I can hit the range and shoot Steel Challenge this am. Minimum round count: 200, if one doesn't miss. I miss a lot, so, well, I keep ammo suppliers happy.

Posted by: Blake at October 21, 2017 04:03 AM (WEBkv)

47 40  I had a Kawasaki and riding the hills with my friends was a blast! But Mrs. F. nagged me constantly and after my 10th close call, I sold it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 09:02 AM (EZebt)


I used to like Redwood Road heading from Castro Valley into Oakland.  All twisty curvy with good scenery.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

48 39 20 Willowed: The Feds are way ahead of you on the 401k raiding front. There are multiple proposals floating around Congress that would limit all 401k tax breaks to a maximum of $2,400 a year. ------------- There will be holy hell to pay if this ever comes to fruition. And where in the world did I read this at other than the other thread...? Link please? Posted by: NALNAMSAM Rumor stage now. Search for 401k and 2400 and you'll get several news stories on it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 04:06 AM (di1hb)

49 >>>>There will be holy hell to pay if this ever comes to fruition. And where in the world did I read this at other than the other thread...?

Link please?
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.Puff Ho has an article on it. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2017 04:07 AM (+Dllb)

50 You can save as much as you want, you just won't get the tax break for anything over $2,400. I read someplace that the Feds think that will generate over $1 Trillion in additional taxes over 10 years. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2017 08:58 AM (+Dllb) Of course you're correct but the tax deferred aspect (nothing from those fucks is free) allows it to grow faster and is a primary incentive to save. And don't get me started on mutual funds that declare a dividend even in a big loss so you have to pay taxes after getting kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 04:08 AM (y7DUB)

51 Good Lord, $185K bill... I'd have an aneurism and break lots of stuff after recovering for sure - and that was for $100 over charge error on my last bill. Took FIVE tries to get it right and wasn't until I demanded the VP of Customer Service email that my problems where miraculously resolved. I'd cut the cord and go strictly internet but it cost nearly the same with as it does without... so why not get some TV thrown in as well if the prices are the same right?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 04:09 AM (NPyW2)

52 Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 09:08 AM (y7DUB) --------- Correct. The tax deferral on employee deductions and,employer contributions is a significant enticement to participate in a program

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 04:11 AM (E2Zi8)

53 Vegetarian village: No. Garlic coffee: Hell no. Running a marathon in high heels: You're nuts. And I hope you have a really good doctor. British guy: No comment. Art thing: Disgusting. Chicago is the rattiest city: I think we all could have predicted that. Good morning, everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:11 AM (Nktqf)

54 I rarely left the city. The driving got worse and worse and I didnt feel safe on the bike anymore. When I first lived here, cars would stop for a pedestrian anywhere. Now, you take your chances everywhere, all the time. Like in 3d workd countries, there really are no more rules, no shared "car culture."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 04:11 AM (EZebt)

55 Good Lord, $185K bill... I'd have an aneurism and break lots of stuff after recovering for sure

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 09:09 AM (NPyW2)

Is this a cable co.  or  Verizon/ etc   ?

Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2017 04:11 AM (JHxIR)

56 16 NaCly Dog Hi there - from the last thread! Had to do some more washing to hang up in the morning - son is staying here for 6 months while he starts his new business and life - he's gone back to the Gold Coast for the weekend to watch the V8 Supercars - and left me all his washing of course

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 04:12 AM (icVYP)

57 I can barely walk in high heels. Tough being 29.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:13 AM (S+3Ip)

58 46 Got the Joe so I can hit the range and shoot Steel Challenge this am. Minimum round count: 200, if one doesn't miss. I miss a lot, so, well, I keep ammo suppliers happy. Posted by: Blake Have fun and shoot straight!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 04:13 AM (di1hb)

59 401K?.....Who needs a stinking 401K? Social Security is all you need. We have nothing but fear and fear itself.

Posted by: Zombie FDR at October 21, 2017 04:13 AM (nUkMr)

60 Hi Aussie! Shouldn't you be sleeping? But I'm glad to see you here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:13 AM (Nktqf)

61 Here is a perfect example of how certain incredibly small, subtle differences in the use of language can lead to larger misunderstandings between different groups, and why the landscape of political discourse has begun to decline. See if you can spot the nuanced distinction: She says: "...the project was intended as an observation of zeitgeist through the so called thanatopolitical dimension of contemporary biopolitical practices." I say: "You breast-fed a dog!" But at the end of the day we are really just saying the same thing, are we not?. I see hope for the future.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 04:15 AM (wPiJc)

62 hi bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 04:15 AM (E2Zi8)

63 50  Of course you're correct but the tax deferred aspect (nothing from those fucks is free) allows it to grow faster and is a primary incentive to save. And don't get me started on mutual funds that declare a dividend even in a big loss so you have to pay taxes after getting kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 09:08 AM (y7DUB)


As I understand it, only the new deposits into the program will be limited as to the amount that will be tax free.  The accrued interest and/or dividends will still not be taxed until you withdraw them.  But there will be another problem coming from this. If you put in more than the maximum amount it will be already taxed money that gets mixed with non-taxed money.  That will make it very difficult to determine your taxes once you start withdrawing unless you keep detailed records for a lifetime. 

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

64 GM all. Thx for morning thread MisH, info & fun & things to smile about:-) as usual. Haven't heard from all my CA relatives yet, but late last night I have finally heard from all those that were closest to the line of fire so I will presume that all remaining sibs are ok too. Thanks for the prayers everybody.

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 04:15 AM (yNyJy)

65 Have a nice day, everyone. I am outta here to go blade and shovel some dirt.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 04:15 AM (di1hb)

66 60 bluebell Hello from Way Down Here and it's only early - 12.15am Sunday morning - I'm an insomniac and proud of it!

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 04:17 AM (icVYP)

67 Howdy Weasel. Have fun representing the cookbook crew! I apologize in advance for all the questions you'll get over why it's not yet done. Meanwhile, I'm hiding out in another state.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:17 AM (Nktqf)

68 Aussie, I don't know how you do it. I turn into a pumpkin before midnight.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:18 AM (Nktqf)

69 No worries, ma'am! I'll just rustle up a good answer if any of these dogie wranglers give us any grief!

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2017 04:19 AM (E2Zi8)

70 Good Morning everyone. After I finish my coffee, I am going to do a little housework. Furniture doesn't dust itself, you know.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:19 AM (S+3Ip)

71 Despite the slightly unnerving nature of her art, the critics love it, and have awarded her with the 'Golden Nica' at Prix Ars Electronica in Austria. The jury released a statement saying: 'The artwork K-9_topology at first sight may engender feelings of shock and possibly even dismissal - the complexity and explicitness of this project is difficult to explain without dangerous simplifications.' Smrekar created a video which shows her breastfeeding dogs, sleeping naked next to them and performing the fertilization (it's a bit NSFW). ======== Ok, I'm confused. Just what is this woman trying to tell us?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 04:19 AM (/qEW2)

72 ...did not know Australia was so fond of burritos...huh

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 04:20 AM (5cCew)

73 But there will be another problem coming from this. If you put in more than the maximum amount it will be already taxed money that gets mixed with non-taxed money. That will make it very difficult to determine your taxes once you start withdrawing unless you keep detailed records for a lifetime. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 09:15 AM (mpXpK) Exactly, or the maintenance expenses will go up for the mutual funds to keep track. It will be an accounting nightmare brought to you by our revenue hungry Uniparty overlords.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 04:20 AM (y7DUB)

74 Ok, I'm confused. Just what is this woman trying to tell us? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear -------------- It's a cry for help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 04:21 AM (nBBdT)

75 Furniture doesn't dust itself, you know. Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 09:19 AM (S+3Ip) -------------- I refuse to believe that. I think you just don't have enough faith in it. I'm testing that theory now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:21 AM (Nktqf)

76 54 I rarely left the city. The driving got worse and worse and I didnt feel safe on the bike anymore. When I first lived here, cars would stop for a pedestrian anywhere. Now, you take your chances everywhere, all the time. Like in 3d workd countries, there really are no more rules, no shared "car culture." Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2017 09:11 AM (EZebt) ----- Was the same here bikewise in MI years ago, but now it is safer than when I lived in CA. Now all pedestrians have the right of way, even if they jaywalk. Bikes give right away to pedestrians & all vehicles give right away to pedestrians & bikes. I ride my bike just about everywhere now.

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 04:22 AM (yNyJy)

77 Is this a cable co. or Verizon/ etc ? Posted by: Colin at October 21, 2017 09:11 AM (JHxIR) ------ AT&T TV/Internet only... AT&T and Spectrum (formerly insight and before that TWC) are really the only two options around here for TV/Internet packages as Verizon can suck on a bag of dicks from my previous experiences with them... I have T-Mobile for my cell service and they have been very good to me over the years - our plan cost 100 bones/month and its unlimited everything and I would connect to the internet with my phone but I work from home and while its fast it isn't Broadband fast if you know what I mean. FWIW, my neighbor cut some of the cord and is giving ROKU and HULU (he's paying around $50/month going the ala carte route) a try and will give feedback but his mobile is AT&T so I ask how much his bill is a month and he said like $120 and I told him he was getting ripped off.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 21, 2017 04:22 AM (NPyW2)

78 I have a 15 minute rule when it comes to dusting. If it takes longer than 15 minutes to run a feather duster over everything, it's time to have a yard sale.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:23 AM (S+3Ip)

79 But there will be another problem coming from this. If you put in more than the maximum amount it will be already taxed money that gets mixed with non-taxed money. That will make it very difficult to determine your taxes once you start withdrawing unless you keep detailed records for a lifetime. Posted by: Vic ------------- This is already the case for IRA's. One can make excess (tax paid) contributions, but those must be tracked in order to take future tax-free distributions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 04:23 AM (nBBdT)

80 I refuse to believe that. I think you just don't have enough faith in it. I'm testing that theory now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 09:21 AM (Nktqf)


Me too.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:24 AM (wqVha)

81 Ok, I'm confused. Just what is this woman trying to tell us? **** Puppies Have Sharp Teeth, Don'tcha Know - a limerick A daring Czech artist named Mauser Made art critics sit up and say, "Wowser!" But her artistic blog Has gone to the dogs Since the day that she suckled a Schnauzer.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 04:25 AM (wPiJc)

82 That limit on 401K's sounds fishy too me. Youse guys is lucky I am not around today... Va fangoul, bada boom, bada bing.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Ponzi at October 21, 2017 04:25 AM (nUkMr)

83 68 bluebell I had a wonderful sleep in today after a hard week at work - brekkie in bed and I staggered up at 2pm - nothing like been lazy and reading a book - we were supposed to go to a party tonight but the Aussie Bloke decided he hads a bad back *he wanted to watch the Wallabies win the rugby match against the All Blacks while drinking a bottle of nice Aussie red* Today - not so lazy as I'm meeting my grandson in town for lunch - 5yo and crazy about sushi *city kids*

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 04:26 AM (icVYP)

84 To mulch now when the leaves are going to f it up or wait till spring so it looks nice? Not to worried about the shrubs, they're well-established and have plenty of mulch. Or do I want it to look nice over the winter? This is more of a "look nice" thing than a "protect the plants" thing.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:27 AM (wqVha)

85 Have anyone seen the pix of Lena Dunham in a jogging outfit juxtaposed to the pix of football coach Madden yet? The resemblance is uncanny, poor Madden;-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 04:28 AM (yNyJy)

86 dagny, let's apply my Unified Theory of Housewifery and wait until spring to mulch. Because why do now what you can put off until spring?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:29 AM (Nktqf)

87 79  This is already the case for IRA's. One can make excess (tax paid) contributions, but those must be tracked in order to take future tax-free distributions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 09:23 AM (nBBdT)


I opened an IRA back when they first came out and contributed the maximum tax-free amount.  Then the very next year they changed the rules that did not allow tax-free contributions if you had a 401K.  I immediately quit putting money in the IRA. The account sat idle for years until I finally closed it last year and paid the taxes and penalties.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2017 04:29 AM (mpXpK)

88 I start my day with a mug of Chardonnay! *hic!*

Posted by: Quotable Hillary at October 21, 2017 04:29 AM (bc2Lc)

89 86 dagny, let's apply my Unified Theory of Housewifery and wait until spring to mulch. Because why do now what you can put off until spring?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 09:29 AM (Nktqf)


Makes sense.


Also, I just realized that if he can sit at the table and stare at hockey/baseball/college football, there is no reason he can't shine silver while he sits? No?

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:31 AM (wqVha)

90 Or maybe if you wait long enough the mulch might even spread itself. Kind of like the self-dusting furniture theory. You could be contributing important pioneering research in this area. It's up to you. Don't let us down.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:31 AM (Nktqf)

91 Doglady thoughts: - there's the creative class, who can write screen plays for Hollywood. Then there's the ultra-creative class, who cannot, but get art awards for bestiality. - what passes for zoophile porn here is considered high art in Europe. - western civilization is doomed. Existentialists/detournementists fail to realize it's just a mood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 04:33 AM (/qEW2)

92 I do know that if you don't rake the leaves, eventually most will blow away. Since  I'm not a fan of most of my lefty neighbors, this plan looks better and better. Most of my leaves are bradford pear so they don't drop till thanksgiving anyway or even after.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:33 AM (wqVha)

93 88 Quotable Hillary Hey so do I - as long as it's wonderful Aussie chardy ! ( Oh dear I've been away from here so long I've forgotten how to post links *sad face*) Nothing like some chardy with your corn flakes!

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 04:33 AM (icVYP)

94 Also, I just realized that if he can sit at the table and stare at hockey/baseball/college football, there is no reason he can't shine silver while he sits? No? Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 09:31 AM (wqVha) ---------- Ah, you have hit upon an important corollary to my Unified Theory of Housewifery: pawn off as much as you can onto others, as they would do unto you if they could, but you would ground them if they did. My college-age daughter does all my silver polishing the week before Thanksgiving. I figure it's a small price to pay for all the pie.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:33 AM (Nktqf)

95 I polish my silver in the utility sink in the laundry room. Line it with tin foil, fill with hot water, pour in salt and baking soda, and watch the tarnish lift off. Rinse with clear water, and let it air dry. Voila.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:36 AM (S+3Ip)

96 Just read Noonan op-ed at WSJ. The comments section are mocking Peggy as you would expect.

Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2017 04:36 AM (88xKn)

97 Bear! Bear! Stop jacking it on my rhododendrons. Please stop jacking it on my rhododendrons, Bear. Bear! Bear! Please stop jacking it on my rhododendrons, Bear. Oh. Bear! I just planted them and- Bear! Stop jacking it on my rhododendrons. Bear! Bear! Leonardo DiCaprio lives down the block. Bear! He'd probably like it if you jacked it on him! Please go jack it on Leonardo DiCaprio, Bear! Bear! Go jack it on Leonardo DiCaprio!, Bear! Bear! Bear! Please don't jack it on my rhododendrons! Stop jacking it on my rhododendrons, Bear! Bear! Bear! ... ... Oh! It's Harvey Weinstein... ... Never mind. Carry on.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2017 04:37 AM (9q7Dl)

98 pawn off as much as you can onto others,


Which is why I was thinking about mulch. The huband and the 14 year old son are home today.


I recently discovered, and I could kick myself for not discovering this before, that if I strip the bed and wash the sheets, the husband will panic that he won't have a place to sleep and put them in the dryer and then back on the bed. Then, the next day all i have to do is turn everything in the correct direction and fix the pillowcases so the seams are on the sides not random.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:37 AM (wqVha)

99 I missed some stuff this past week. Did anybody get any mileage out of the John McCain "consigned to the ass cheeks of history" quote?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 04:38 AM (wPiJc)

100 ALH, I've seen that method discussed before, but I've been afraid to try it. It really doesn't harm the silver in any way? It sounds too easy. Not that I'm not all about easy, mind you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:38 AM (Nktqf)

101 To that Veda Village in Russia - hey now vegetation & potted plants have feelings too! ;-)

Posted by: BebeDahl spits on HW at October 21, 2017 04:38 AM (yNyJy)

102 Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 09:36 AM (S+3Ip)

Does the tin foil cause a chemical reaction?

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:38 AM (wqVha)

103 I don't think 401k's will be touched. It's as much of a third rail as SS. Plus, election season is just around the corner. This really sounds like more fake news.

Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2017 04:39 AM (ZAAkQ)

104 It's homemade Tarnex, bluebell.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:39 AM (S+3Ip)

105 Instead of polishing the silver, have you tried the boiling water, baking soda and Aluminum foil trick?  It does work

http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/TARNISH.html

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 04:39 AM (rb1WU)

106 Have anyone seen the pix of Lena Dunham in a jogging outfit juxtaposed to the pix of football coach Madden yet? The resemblance is uncanny, poor Madden;-) Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 09:28 AM (yNyJy) ======== No. I've done a Bing image search, but came up with nothing. Do you have a link? I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 04:39 AM (/qEW2)

107 Yes, the tin foil, salt and hot water cause a chemical reaction that causes the tarnish to lift off. All housework is Science.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:40 AM (S+3Ip)

108 Huh, I may have to do that, or maybe I'll tell the husband this is a new method and he should try it. I can get him to do just about anything while he's staring gape mouthed at sports. 

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:41 AM (wqVha)

109 The baking soda pulls the Sulfur from the tarnish, but it doesn't take the Silver.

And I am really slow.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 04:41 AM (rb1WU)

110 http://scifun.chem.wisc.edu/homeexpts/TARNISH.html Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 09:39 AM (rb1WU) ---------- Whoa. That has a balanced chemical equation and everything. Which means science. I just sent that link to my daughter. This is going to make her day.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:42 AM (Nktqf)

111 105 Again, Science.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:42 AM (S+3Ip)

112 Boiling water or very hot?

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 04:43 AM (wqVha)

113 They are...Perv State!

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh at October 21, 2017 04:44 AM (bc2Lc)

114 WHO named Mugabe a goodwill ambassador. Not a joke.

Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 21, 2017 04:44 AM (kufk0)

115 Silver and china @Thanksgiving? pffft....paper and plastic...GOOD paper and plastic here.

Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2017 04:45 AM (GiOiK)

116 ALH, why do you add salt to the baking soda?

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 04:45 AM (Nktqf)

117 That was the recipe I had, bluebell. Both are salt.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:45 AM (S+3Ip)

118 Coffee made entirely from garlic would be called Garlic. Not coffee. If you really want to get pedantic, it's roasted garlic tea. It's not coffee. Stop it. Seriously, i'm going to get a rolled up newspaper, It's just going to take me a while to find a newspaper....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2017 04:46 AM (hcyUh)

119 Silver and china @Thanksgiving? pffft....paper and plastic...GOOD paper and plastic here. ------- Yeah, the heavy duty stuff, not the flimsy stuff.....

Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 21, 2017 04:46 AM (kufk0)

120 A few years back the Post Office accidentally delivered to our house the electric bill for the office/warehouse across the street.  I saw Edison on the the envelope and didn't look closely at the addressee and just opened it. 

Almost had a stroke - around $20,000.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 21, 2017 04:47 AM (RfzVr)

121 Poisoning social networks.

http://tinyurl.com/jhm2mar

What the Russians were really up to. See Wretchardthecat's timeline.

https://twitter.com/wretchardthecat

Posted by: geoffb at October 21, 2017 04:47 AM (zOpu5)

122 I have a nice silver plate coffee/tea service on a big tray that I display on top of an antique chest in my dining room. It looks pretty when it's all polished.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:48 AM (S+3Ip)

123 BBL. Time to make myself useful. I've got ornamental covered.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 04:51 AM (S+3Ip)

124 That cable tv story ... ugh. Sounds like Roger Goodell is seeking out alternative ways to recover from his miscalculation. Thinking "outside the box".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 04:52 AM (/qEW2)

125 WHO named Mugabe a goodwill ambassador. **** Was that before or after they let the dogs out?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 04:55 AM (wPiJc)

126 That's the wrong mug!

Posted by: scrood at October 21, 2017 04:56 AM (iHUu4)

127 I missed some stuff this past week. Did anybody get any mileage out of the John McCain "consigned to the ass cheeks of history" quote? Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 09:38 AM (wPiJc) I know people around here hate Hillory and Obamba and all the rest of those people, but when I think of all the people in my lifetime who demonstrate clearly that evil exists in this world, few do so more thoroughly than Jon Maccain.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 04:57 AM (Pz4pT)

128 Burnt garlic lthat supposedly tastes like coffee - perhaps with a Japanese inventor that eats seaweed & clown fish as a delicacy. Sounds like a lessened sense of taste. Is that Fukushima coffee?

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 04:58 AM (yNyJy)

129 Well, know what happened with Gorilla Pundit... He's moonlighting in a glue commercial.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 04:58 AM (R5lpX)

130 Big Ass Mug of Get out my house, vampire!

Posted by: FireHorse at October 21, 2017 04:58 AM (zkGZ8)

131 So funny that in Chicago the literal and figurative meet up. The highest per capita rate of human and actual rats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8teXR8VE4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 04:58 AM (/qEW2)

132 Breaking! Gloria Steinem has gone blind! Gloria Steinem: Hillary Clinton is "Wonder Woman"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 04:59 AM (Nwg0u)

133 The only thing NFL can do now to recover a bit is to spectacularly fire Goodell and bring in a new broom.

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 04:59 AM (5cCew)

134 107  Yes, the tin foil, salt and hot water cause a chemical reaction that causes the tarnish to lift off.

All housework is Science.

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2017 09:40 AM (S+3Ip)

--------------


My late father-in-law, God rest his soul, used to do the same thing, but used Calgon.

As for the coffee, one of the most disgusting things I ever tasted was in Japan - coffee-flavored Jello.  I could not believe how horrible it was.  Even worse than the noodles I had at breakfast one day, which I realized actually weren't noodles because they had eyes.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 21, 2017 05:00 AM (YidHP)

135 Whorywierd feeling the heat: Hollywood Ending: Big Studios Cutting Losses This Weekend, Pulling Flops From Theaters Earlier Than Usual

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:01 AM (Nwg0u)

136 95 ALH Thanks so much for this handy hint - we have a box of silverware out in the garage, all tarnished and awful looking - I want to get rid of it but it needs to look nice before I sell it or give it to the rellies

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 05:02 AM (icVYP)

137 Good morning all!  I was wondering what happened to that stray bit of voltage reported in some places that former Breitbart people working for Ward in AZ 'apologized' to voters.  I think it was yesterday early am and by afternoon every mention on BB and Daily Caller was gone.  Talk about weirdness because I remember scratching my head about the item and it making no sense (and commenting about same).

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 21, 2017 05:02 AM (MIKMs)

138 Dumb question, where is Insomniac?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 21, 2017 05:05 AM (nWc4E)

139 106 Have anyone seen the pix of Lena Dunham in a jogging outfit juxtaposed to the pix of football coach Madden yet? The resemblance is uncanny, poor Madden;-) Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 09:28 AM (yNyJy) ======== No. I've done a Bing image search, but came up with nothing. Do you have a link? I'm intrigued. ----- Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 09:39 AM (/qEW2) ---- Was originally posted on CamelToe's Twitter feed but I saw within Con. Treehouse's comment section this AM, their Saturday morning thread. I don't how to do the link here, I always get a err message when I try to do links here,sorry-(

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 05:05 AM (yNyJy)

140 You don't have to be able to outrun the bear. You just have to be able to outrun the kayak. /Updated aphorisms

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:06 AM (wPiJc)

141 Dumb question, where is Insomniac? Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 21, 2017 10:05 AM (nWc4E) He is sleeping. Shhhhhhhh !

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:07 AM (5cCew)

142 Dumb question, where is Insomniac? ----------------- Under his bed? Sprawled out in a random room in his house? Passed out on top of hobo corpses? It is Saturday morning.

Posted by: John Marston at October 21, 2017 05:09 AM (SkuXa)

143 I have a sterling tea service my mother bought in post war japan in the late 40s when she was going to entertain the Japanese Diet (their congress-type thing) and a monster punch bowl that sits in the middle of the dining room table that I keep my bills in most of the time. Plus the odd picture frame, try and do-dad. Plus all the cutlery which is not really tarnished, but if I don't have to do it individually and can just drop it in the sink.....

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:09 AM (wqVha)

144 G'morning all, from sunny Rehoboth Beach. Where just by chance, Direct Tools is having a tool sale, and one can get the ryobi top of the line 10 inch Table saw for under $113.00, total coast.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2017 05:10 AM (6t8+a)

145 Table saw for under $113.00, total coast. == try haggling, they may drop the price you know

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:11 AM (5cCew)

146 WHO named Mugabe a goodwill ambassador. Not a joke. Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 21, 2017 09:44 AM (kufk0) Which one, Robert or Barry? More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2017 05:11 AM (nUkMr)

147 You don't have to be able to outrun the bear. You just have to be able to outrun the kayak. /Updated aphorisms Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:06 AM (wPiJc) If a bear shats in the woods, does it know it's bear shat? Truly, I mean no disrespect around these parts, but Dave posts his weird stuff, and it is mirthful. I enjoy reading it. The stuff posted here on Saturday mornings... it just makes me sad for humanity.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:11 AM (Pz4pT)

148 Interest in spirituality has been booming in recent years while interest in religion plummets, especially among millennials. The majority of Americans now believe it is not necessary to believe in God to have good morals, a study from Pew Research Center released Wednesday found. The percentage of people between the ages of 18 and 29 who "never doubt existence of God" fell from 81% in 2007 to 67% in 2012. Meanwhile, more than half of young adults in the U.S. believe astrology is a science. compared to less than 8% of the Chinese public. The psychic services industry - which includes astrology, aura reading, mediumship, tarot-card reading and palmistry, among other metaphysical services - grew 2% between 2011 and 2016. It is now worth $2 billion annually, according to industry analysis firm IBIS World. So the ChiComs have more sense than we do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:13 AM (Nwg0u)

149 Sometimes the Art Thread makes me sad, well, creeped out actually...

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:14 AM (5cCew)

150 Interest in spirituality has been booming in recent years while interest in religion plummets, especially among millennials.



Wormwood had been on a roll.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:14 AM (wqVha)

151 Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 10:14 AM (5cCew)


This week's trannie was creepy.


Oh, crap, I wanted to go see the Turner exhibit at the national gallery and I forgot to plan that in. Hmm.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:16 AM (wqVha)

152 That vegetarian/no-smoking/no-drinking condo wouldn't be possible here. Think about the anti-discrimination lawsuits.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:16 AM (/qEW2)

153 So the ChiComs have more sense than we do. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 10:13 AM (Nwg0u) There is something healthy about challenging one's perspective on the universe, not buying what you were told when you were a child, and just believing it blindly. This new type of atheism though, it's delusional. It's the willful rejection of the possible. It comes from fear and anger. There is nothing healthy about putting your fingers in your ears and saying "I reject you, because I'm mad at my parents." Those are the people who will then blindly believe the gods on their teevee screens, or their twitter feeds or whatever. Globally Warmening is real! How do you know? That nice person who says we're all rainbows told me so.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:17 AM (Pz4pT)

154 I use the livestrong myplate app to track my calories and macros. There's a community comment section which I sometimes amuse myself with looking at. The vegans are nuts.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:19 AM (wqVha)

155 Appeal To His Better Nature - a limerick in two parts A whiny young girl named McKeeson Went kayaking in bear mating season Pleading "Bear...Bear...Bear...' But he just didn't care Who knew bears don't use logic and reason. Oh the bear is a mean little creature His destructiveness? Not a good feature! Ooooh, you're getting my goat Please stop eating my boat Or so help me I'll go tell the teacher!

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:19 AM (wPiJc)

156 You don't have to be able to outrun the bear. You just have to be able to outrun the kayak. - Russian village is surrounded by 20 polar bears which have tried to force their way into one home already Polar bears have invaded a Russian village forcing locals to shelter indoors Drawn to a walrus rookery, many walruses have jumped from 125ft cliffs in fear Around 20 of the fearsome bears have surrounded Ryrkaypiy, population 601 A local wildlife official called the situation 'alarming' I blame Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:19 AM (Nwg0u)

157 Sometimes the Art Thread makes me sad, well, creeped out actually... Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 10:14 AM (5cCew) I can't look at the monkey he uses. I fear this weekend. I'm assuming OM is not back yet. We'll get a libarry pic from Yoko Ono or Robert Mugabe or something like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:19 AM (Pz4pT)

158 I see the latest fad in  web pages is notifications of whatever at the top of the site.

And of course they have to ask you if you want those notifications turned on. Which is intrusive and unnecessary but no every page on the planet seems to have one of these whether you need it or not.

Ever notice how web pages go thru these fads? First some large popular site uses the idea then all of a sudden every web meister in the world decides (s)he's got to get one on their page and irritate their few readers with requests to turn this mostly useless service on.

I remember when flashing banner marquees were the big thing and every one had one until they got so annoying you can't find one anywhere. That's where all internet page fads wind up usually. Some tricky code and boom off we go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 05:19 AM (5sfJ+)

159 The vegans are nuts. ***** You are what you eat.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:20 AM (wPiJc)

160 Russian village is surrounded by 20 polar bears which have tried to force their way into one home already Polar bears have invaded a Russian village forcing locals to shelter indoors Drawn to a walrus rookery, many walruses have jumped from 125ft cliffs in fear Around 20 of the fearsome bears have surrounded Ryrkaypiy, population 601 A local wildlife official called the situation 'alarming' I blame Trump. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 10:19 AM (Nwg0u) And the local leader of the village, Bill Hurtsovich, has to send his blind daughter through the gauntlet of bears, armed only with pepper spray, to get some medicine. It's very sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:21 AM (Pz4pT)

161 I can't look at the monkey he uses. I fear this weekend. I'm assuming OM is not back yet. We'll get a libarry pic from Yoko Ono or Robert Mugabe or something like that. Posted by: BurtTC I like the punky monkey ! Reminds me of some barista dudes...

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:22 AM (5cCew)

162 I can't look at the monkey he uses. I fear this weekend. I'm assuming OM is not back yet. We'll get a libarry pic from Yoko Ono or Robert Mugabe or something like that. Posted by: BurtTC I like the punky monkey ! Reminds me of some barista dudes... Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 10:22 AM (5cCew) The fact that it looks as "human" as it does is what makes me sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:23 AM (Pz4pT)

163 This week's trannie was creepy. == had to be a hoax...had to be

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:23 AM (5cCew)

164 Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 09:57 AM (Pz4pT)

Oh we hate him too.

We're equal opportunity haters.

Stupidity and liberalism no matter what your party is always given it's just appreciation here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 05:24 AM (5sfJ+)

165 The vegans are nuts. ***** You are what you eat. Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:20 AM (wPiJc) hahahah ! GOLF.CLAP.

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:24 AM (5cCew)

166 Have anyone seen the pix of Lena Dunham in a jogging outfit juxtaposed to the pix of football coach Madden yet? The resemblance is uncanny, poor Madden;-) - You've seen the Freaka Wilson / Macho Man Randy Savage compare and contrast? https://tinyurl.com/y8qj95ue

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:25 AM (Nwg0u)

167 Was originally posted on CamelToe's Twitter feed but I saw within Con. Treehouse's comment section this AM, their Saturday morning thread. I don't how to do the link here, I always get a err message when I try to do links here,sorry-( Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 10:05 AM (yNyJy) Got it, thanks! All she needs are the sideburns and it would be the spittin' image. https://twitter.com/SpayMsm/status/921572067123724288/photo/1

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:25 AM (/qEW2)

168 The vegans are nuts. ***** You are what you eat. Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:20 AM (wPiJc) And that, seriously, is the problem, in a nutshell. People identifying their being by what they do. Eating included. You aren't a vegan. You eat a vegan diet! For pete's sake, most of the world's problems stem from people believing their identity is caught up in these labels they self-claim.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:25 AM (Pz4pT)

169 Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 10:23 AM (Pz4pT)

You realize it's a photoshop?

I can't imagine a chimp sitting still for even one of those rings.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 05:25 AM (5sfJ+)

170 The stuff posted here on Saturday mornings... it just makes me sad for humanity. Posted by: BurtTC at ***** Must say I agree with you, brother. Just weird, sad, stuff. See my final sentence @61. I left off the sarc tag.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:26 AM (wPiJc)

171 149 Sometimes the Art Thread makes me sad, well, creeped out actually... Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 10:14 AM (5cCew) Come, sit down next to me.

Posted by: Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman at October 21, 2017 05:26 AM (ANIFC)

172 No. I've done a Bing image search, but came up with nothing. Do you have a link? I'm intrigued. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 09:39 AM (/qEW2) ----- Posted response to you at #139. Th original posting of the pix is on Twitter - @SpayMsm

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 05:28 AM (yNyJy)

173 Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 09:57 AM (Pz4pT) Oh we hate him too. We're equal opportunity haters. Stupidity and liberalism no matter what your party is always given it's just appreciation here. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 10:24 AM (5sfJ+) I have to run, but I'd like to flesh this out sometime. To me, it's like there's an extra step to his evil. Leftism has its ignorance, and the exploitation of unthinking, illiberal, illogical dunces. This rot that is the modern Republican Party though... Well, it's been on my mind a lot lately. I used to say "Let it Burn" as others have, but I now really believe we must destroy these people.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:28 AM (Pz4pT)

174 Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 10:17 AM (Pz4pT)


The need for the divine, the "search" is written on the human heart. Every person at some point has to create or at least look for their own ontology. The existential questions don't disappear just because your culture has rejected religion as hokum. Left with no ontology or even with the post-modern "life is absurd" rejection of existential questions, man will create their own.


There was a link to an article from instapundit this week, women were having affairs to "find what was lacking in their marriages but wanted to stay in the marriage." Pages on pages of excuses about how if they didn't get good sex they could just supplement or if they didn't get enough intimacy, etc. The first comment was "any of these women ever set foot in a church?"


When a moral authority is absent people will create one. Funny that Gaia is suddenly that moral authority and her rules lack all benefits to the individual only the collective. See what they did there?

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:28 AM (wqVha)

175 Coffee made entirely from garlic would be called Garlic. Not coffee. - Maybe Chai-offee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:29 AM (Nwg0u)

176 Nod Steve, ;-)thx for posting link

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 05:29 AM (yNyJy)

177 After being away from here so long I thought I'd practise some linking stuff Wallabies beat the All Blacks - some Down Under rugby action https://tinyurl.com/ybb3o4dd Let me know if it's stuffed up

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 05:29 AM (icVYP)

178 I utilize a homemade polar bear repellant made of rotten eggs and skunk urine. Seems to be working. I haven't seen a polar bear around here in at least 10 years. Or a neighbor, oddly enough.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:30 AM (wPiJc)

179 The stuff posted here on Saturday mornings... it just makes me sad for humanity. Posted by: BurtTC at ***** Must say I agree with you, brother. Just weird, sad, stuff. See my final sentence @61. I left off the sarc tag. Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc) I'll have to ask you some other time where you find your hope. Gotta run, have fun folks.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 05:30 AM (Pz4pT)

180 Come, sit down next to me. Posted by: Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman at October 21, 2017 10:26 AM (ANIFC) not even in a hazmat suit

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:32 AM (5cCew)

181 For those considering veganism, remember: Cain was a vegan and sacrificed vegetables. Abel herded animals and sacrificed them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:32 AM (/qEW2)

182 Lena/Madden

http://tinyurl.com/yctnd5r2

Posted by: geoffb at October 21, 2017 05:34 AM (zOpu5)

183 Some vegan was asking the livestrong community what good vegan protein sources were for breakfast. Um, good ones? None. But you could save all your hair that's going to fall out and make a pillow.The ONLY reason to be a vegan is for the ridiculous "save the world" bs, like you can save the world by rejecting dairy products.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:35 AM (wqVha)

184 Come, sit down next to me. Posted by: Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman I don't know if there's room.

Posted by: Recep Erdogan at October 21, 2017 05:35 AM (I11+c)

185 Fat naked ottoman guy is less scary than this week's 18th century trannie.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:36 AM (wqVha)

186 Aussie, good to go!

Posted by: Ridiculous, yet, ... at October 21, 2017 05:37 AM (t3kPl)

187 The World Health Organization's decision to name President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe a "good-will ambassador&" has provoked outrage from medical professionals, rights groups, opposition leaders and others, who took to social media to call it an "insult" and "a sick joke."The 93-year-old African leader, who has long faced United States sanctions over his government's actions, received the honor in Montevideo, Uruguay, this past week from the W.H.O.'s director general, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, in relation to fighting noncommunicable diseases in Africa. Dr. Tedros said he was "honored" to be joined by Mr. Mugabe, who could use the role "to influence his peers in his region."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 05:37 AM (IqV8l)

188 Ok, I'm confused. Just what is this woman trying to tell us?

Gary Larson provided us with the answer long ago:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y95larat

Posted by: Nature's warnings at October 21, 2017 05:37 AM (wpC7C)

189 Hector is such a useless turd.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2017 05:37 AM (y7DUB)

190 If Hector did not exist, we would have to invent him... Wait, that makes no sense. In excuse, it was a VERY long 12 hour shift...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:40 AM (t3kPl)

191 Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus





Sounds like an adapted deadly vineral disease

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:40 AM (wqVha)

192 Hector is such a useless turd. Posted by: Captain Hate Sure he is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 05:40 AM (IqV8l)

193 veneral

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:41 AM (wqVha)

194 For those considering veganism, remember: Cain was a vegan and sacrificed vegetables. Abel herded animals and sacrificed them. - And that vegan lifestyle led to a longer life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:41 AM (Nwg0u)

195 venereal


Must get reading glasses. So old.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:41 AM (wqVha)

196 Venereal sins are forgivable.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:41 AM (t3kPl)

197 Goofus was a vegan and sacrificed vegetables. Gallant herded animals and sacrificed them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:42 AM (t3kPl)

198 Why is Fusion GPS desperate to keep the Trump dossier client private? I could find no prior attempts to stop the House from subpoenaing financial records before. Is that an anomaly in itself? Also, the subpoena was issued to TD (Toronto-Dominion) Bank, but Fusion tried to even keep that hidden in the pleading. The Daily Caller is doing a great job, but wish there was an opinion piece somewhere to provide more insight.

Posted by: Ever at October 21, 2017 05:43 AM (QZdJj)

199 Muldoon, if you are still here. I think it was a Saturday a couple of months ago that you posted the findings of a medical group. I believe the point of the study was to get Middle-eastern parents to seek medical treatment for their kids in a timely manner and the piece you posted was discussing all the cultural reasons it was difficult to do so. Do you remember that? Also, there was some basic/key term that the parents had no word for, do you remember what that was (or how to find it)? It struck me as very important, but I've managed to forget anyway.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 21, 2017 05:43 AM (rp9xB)

200 182 For those considering veganism, remember: Cain was a vegan and sacrificed vegetables. Abel herded animals and sacrificed them. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 10:32 AM (/qEW2) ------ Well that's the long & short of it, but mostly the short of it;-) - as written in Ant Smith's Small Penis Bible;-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 05:43 AM (yNyJy)

201 Cain got bitch slapped because he didn't sacrifice with a humble heart not because his food sucked.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:43 AM (wqVha)

202 The vegans are nuts. ***** You are what you eat. Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:20 AM (wPiJc) ======== I wish we did need taurine, like cats. Then we could tell them to FOAD.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:45 AM (/qEW2)

203 Cain got bitch slapped because he didn't sacrifice with a humble heart not because his food sucked. Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 10:43 AM (wqVha) Well...sending me soy burgers didn't help.

Posted by: God at October 21, 2017 05:45 AM (9q7Dl)

204 some basic/key term that the parents had no word for 'soap' 'tolerance' 'gratitude' 'toilet paper' 'lube'

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:45 AM (t3kPl)

205 188 Ridiculous, yet, .. Hi there from a lovely night in Sydney - thanks so much!

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 05:46 AM (icVYP)

206 Sorry, but MisH's morning posting of the dude Ant Smith's British ad campaign of the smallest prick in Britian is the funniest read I have read in a long time. LMAO

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 05:46 AM (yNyJy)

207 Hating to refer to this again, but there are tons of eating disorder girls who show up on the livestrong calorie counting app. The answer to them is to talk to their parents, pediatrician, doctor and get help and yes you need more than 500 calories or you're going to die. The muslim/ME girls say they can't say anything to their parents about any issue or they will be punished. Odd little insight there. Girls as chattle appears to be the norm and they're caught between cultures. They should move back to where they aren't conflicted.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:47 AM (wqVha)

208 183. Well fine but no need to get trampy about it.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 05:47 AM (qV5PD)

209 Aussie, Crack Tube Mate! Long time no post. Welcome back!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:48 AM (t3kPl)

210 Planned Parenthood weighs in with their usual blend of intellect and morality. Planned Parenthood @PPact This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson & all Black women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:49 AM (Nwg0u)

211 Well that's the long & short of it, but mostly the short of it;-) - as written in Ant Smith's Small Penis Bible;-) Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 10:43 AM (yNyJy) ======== TBH, it's a bit short, but it's very girthy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:49 AM (/qEW2)

212 We'll get a libarry pic from Yoko Ono Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2017 10:19 AM Sadly, you say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at October 21, 2017 05:49 AM (vXBHf)

213 Muldoon, if you are still here. I think it was a Saturday a couple of months ago that you posted the findings of a medical group. ***** That isn't ringing a bell with me as you describe it. At least not in that context. I suppose it may have been a fleeting comment that I don't recall. Sorry.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:49 AM (wPiJc)

214 Venereal sins are forgivable. Oh no they're not.

Posted by: herpes at October 21, 2017 05:49 AM (6FqZa)

215 I wish we did need taurine, like cats. Then we could tell them to FOAD.



We do do b-12 which they have to take in a pill or expire.


Don't tell the vegans that though.


My son worked at petco while he was waiting for his temp clearance. People come in and ask how to make their pets vegan. He always asked them why they wanted to kill them slowly, that giving them up was more humane.

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:50 AM (wqVha)

216 I know it's fall when I hear crows

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 05:50 AM (ht815)

217 Planned Parenthood @PPact
This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson & all Black women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)



And they murder how many black females each week?

Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 05:51 AM (wqVha)

218 Venereal sins are forgivable. Oh no they're not. Posted by: herpes Well, maybe not, but they're only a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:51 AM (Nwg0u)

219 TBH, it's a bit short, but it's very girthy. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 10:49 AM Long and thin may get it in, but short and thick does the trick.

Posted by: I. Moron at October 21, 2017 05:52 AM (vXBHf)

220 211 In Vino Veritits Hi and yes I've come out of lurking which made me feel like a stalker.. And Twitter made me a Twit addict sadly *I'm now in rehab*

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 05:52 AM (icVYP)

221 Tuna can... 6" around, 1" long.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:52 AM (t3kPl)

222 and yes you need more than 500 calories or you're going to die. Posted by: dagny Only Yankee, Running dog imperialists need so many calories. Superior Korean Socialists have discovered how to live on 400 calories of lawn clippings. I only require my 6,000 daily calories because of the immense burden of my massive intellect and insane athletic abilities.

Posted by: Rocket Man at October 21, 2017 05:53 AM (I11+c)

223 212 except for the dozens of Gosnell victims - all minorities.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 05:53 AM (53MZt)

224 Aussie as I recall your posts were witty and with an occasionally different, down under, perspective, glad to have you back.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 05:54 AM (t3kPl)

225 The vegans are nuts. Posted by: dagny ________ Cool spaceship, though. Too bad no one believed Jodie Foster.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 21, 2017 05:54 AM (zkGZ8)

226 Google has announced it is investing $50 million in an 800 acre district of Toronto lakefront, to create the world's first total urban surveillance system. Traffic, health, shopping, phone calls, internet activity, everything that Google can monitor it will. Hopefully, they'll name it all after Phillip K. Dick. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj6yhm2

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 21, 2017 05:54 AM (ylUqT)

227 My daughter to whom I sent the link about cleaning silver the easy way just wrote back, " oh yay." Hey, I'm just trying to make her life a little easier.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 05:54 AM (Dd0YE)

228 Planned Parenthood @PPact This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson & all Black women. They stand with Frederica Cubbins and her 500 hats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 05:55 AM (IqV8l)

229 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2017 05:55 AM (m8J9w)

230 I notice MisHum juxtaposed the "world's smallest violins" piece with the "Britain's smallest pianist" article.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 05:55 AM (wPiJc)

231 I notice MisHum juxtaposed the "world's smallest violins" piece with the "Britain's smallest pianist" article. Posted by: Muldoon ________ Organ, not piano.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 21, 2017 05:56 AM (zkGZ8)

232 Suspected police corruption. https://tinyurl.com/yc9dvlh8 The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office cleared deputies of violating internal policies by tipping off immigration officials.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 05:57 AM (Nwg0u)

233 >>This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson all Black women. Margaret Sanger weeps.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 05:58 AM (EkK1M)

234 The muslim/ME girls say they can't say anything to their parents about any issue or they will be punished. Odd little insight there. Girls as chattle appears to be the norm and they're caught between cultures. They should move back to where they aren't conflicted. Posted by: dagny at October 21, 2017 10:47 AM (wqVha) ======== They really should. There are a few that may actually deconvert. But the majority will be stuck in the trap of narcissistic demographic pride. They will not admit that their religion sucks, their culture sucks. They'll figure out some convoluted way to blame America for their ills. I'm starting to think, stop subsidizing illegals, and start subsidizing sending people back to their homelands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 05:59 AM (/qEW2)

235 Sadly, you say that like it's a Bad Thing. Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at October 21, 2017 10:49 AM (vXBHf) The pent-up demand around here for all things Yoko is amazing. At the next cobloggers meeting we will certainly discuss satisfying that demand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 05:59 AM (vRcUp)

236 189 The World Health Organization's decision to name President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe a "good-will ambassador&" has provoked outrage from medical professionals, rights groups, opposition leaders and others, who took to social media to call it an "insult" and "a sick joke."The 93-year-old African leader, who has long faced United States sanctions over his government's actions, received the honor in Montevideo, Uruguay, this past week from the W.H.O.'s director general, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, in relation to fighting noncommunicable diseases in Africa. Dr. Tedros said he was "honored" to be joined by Mr. Mugabe, who could use the role "to influence his peers in his region." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l) ------ Insane. IMHO, the W.H.O. lost all credibility with their Ebola outbreak recommendations & their collusion with prez B.O.

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 06:00 AM (yNyJy)

237 Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 10:49 AM (wPiJc) Actually we discussed it a bit because the culture lacking that particular concept meant there was never going to be compliance beyond the individual level. Other issues were that the family as a whole was the priority, not the well-being of an individual child, and a tendency to believe their communities authority figures over medical experience (as best as I remember). There were about a half dozen reasons given and the last was the missing cultural concept that pretty much doomed the rest.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 21, 2017 06:01 AM (rp9xB)

238 234 Suspected police corruption. https://tinyurl.com/yc9dvlh8 The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office cleared deputies of violating internal policies by tipping off immigration officials. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 10:57 AM (Nwg0u) The sanctuary county Sheriff can EABOD.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 06:01 AM (ywNoU)

239 The horror!!!! Sparkling wine served on your flight instead of real champers !!! https://tinyurl.com/y7abmfpl

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 06:01 AM (icVYP)

240 Oh my gosh. We are staying in a little Norwegian town outside a little Swiss town. There is a Lutheran church with a sign advertising a lutefisk and meatball supper tonight. I won't go. You can't make me.

Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 21, 2017 06:01 AM (PXyhz)

241 Hopefully, they'll name it all after Phillip K. Dick. - Do Androids Dream of 1984?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 21, 2017 06:02 AM (Nwg0u)

242 The vegans are nuts. Posted by: dagny ________ Cool spaceship, though. Too bad no one believed Jodie Foster. Posted by: FireHorse Everybody hates Vegan poetry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2017 06:02 AM (IqV8l)

243 . . . . in relation to fighting noncommunicable diseases in Africa. ---- Well, I suppose when you support killing all your political enemies that is one way to cut down on deaths from ANY type of disease.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2017 06:03 AM (tr2D7)

244 I won't go. You can't make me. Posted by: grammie winger do not shame us ! go representin' !

Posted by: grammie winger's Scandi ancestors at October 21, 2017 06:03 AM (ht815)

245 226 In Vino Veritits Thanks so much - about time I reckon I stopped stalking and made an appearance *dressed in Crocodile Hunter gear for Halloween*

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 06:05 AM (icVYP)

246 My daughter to whom I sent the link about cleaning silver the easy way just wrote back, " oh yay."

Hey, I'm just trying to make her life a little easier.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2017 10:54 AM (Dd0YE)


I missed it.  What is the easy way, bluebell?

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 06:05 AM (4ZKcy)

247 Ode to a Vegan You ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. Pine cones hurt coming out. Why is my hair coming out in clumps?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 06:06 AM (t3kPl)

248 213 Well that's the long & short of it, but mostly the short of it;-) - as written in Ant Smith's Small Penis Bible;-) Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 10:43 AM (yNyJy) ======== TBH, it's a bit short, but it's very girthy. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 10:49 AM (/qEW2) ----- :-) :-) Steve. Hey, that "girth" comment reminds me of Roy Mercer's " I'm short but I'm scrappy" " unleash a can of whoop-ass" comedy routine. :-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 06:06 AM (yNyJy)

249 What is the easy way, bluebell?

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 11:05 AM (4ZKcy)

Having your daughter do it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 06:06 AM (wYseH)

250 Everybody hates Vegan poetry. ***** Damn Beetniks!

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 06:07 AM (wPiJc)

251 *dressed in Crocodile Hunter gear for Halloween* You know the rule, pics or it didn't happen...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 06:07 AM (t3kPl)

252
Having your daughter do it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2017 11:06 AM (wYseH)


He, well there is that.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 06:09 AM (4ZKcy)

253 Why would Fusion GPS be so adamant about not releasing and taking such extraordinary measures to hide the client for the Trump dossier? Only reason I can fathom would be if it was illegal. Clinton Foundation? Foreign donors? Would there be any other reason? No one on the left would care if it was the usuals, like Soros, so why hide with such ferocity?

Posted by: Ever at October 21, 2017 06:10 AM (QZdJj)

254 Just got home from a church rummage sale, and bought three iMac G5's for $20 ea. And a sealed copy of OS/2 2.0!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2017 06:10 AM (oVJmc)

255 Hi Horde! Got 2 FREE SF space war type novels today. link in nic

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 21, 2017 06:11 AM (hMwEB)

256 256 Just got home from a church rummage sale, and bought three iMac G5's for $20 ea. And a sealed copy of OS/2 2.0! Gesundheit.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 06:11 AM (t3kPl)

257 If it hasn't been mentioned before, Lena Dunham trims her bush with pie crust and cake crumbs.

Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2017 06:11 AM (Kwhm/)

258 I don't know how I feel about the dog story.

Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at October 21, 2017 06:11 AM (8jetd)

259 crap

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2017 06:11 AM (8jetd)

Posted by: runner at October 21, 2017 06:12 AM (ht815)

261 212,
"Planned Parenthood @PPact
This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson & all Black women."



Pregnant "Black women" are their biggest profit center. Only the NFL is stupid enough to not stand with their biggest customers.

Posted by: geoffb at October 21, 2017 06:13 AM (zOpu5)

262 If it hasn't been mentioned before, Lena Dunham trims her bush with pie crust and cake crumbs. Posted by: Fritz So she saves the pebbles for her sister?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 21, 2017 06:13 AM (I11+c)

263 A vegan who once drove a vega Up to his nearby bodega Said "Chili con Queso, please" "But, without any cheese." "I'm not a alpha male but omega."

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2017 06:14 AM (9q7Dl)

264 Another one last try at linking and that should be it for my refresher course tonight Bloody maniac who tried to kill a copper is arrested https://tinyurl.com/y7b4wheq

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 06:14 AM (icVYP)

265 I don't know how I feel about the dog story. **** Suckling a schnauzer? Wetnursing a weimeraner? Nursing a newfoundland? Lactating Lassie?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at October 21, 2017 06:14 AM (wPiJc)

266 259 If it hasn't been mentioned before, Lena Dunham trims her bush with pie crust and cake crumbs. Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2017 11:11 AM (Kwhm/) You attract moar rodents with peanut butter, just sayin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 21, 2017 06:15 AM (ZTRlp)

267 Teats to the Terrier?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2017 06:15 AM (9q7Dl)

268 I'm having so much fun but I gotta go run & walk my little terriers. Later all. Have a good one.

Posted by: BebeDahl at October 21, 2017 06:16 AM (yNyJy)

269 253 In Vino Veritits Hey it's not Halloween yet! Pics would only show the usual night wear at Chez Aussie *Nothing glam*

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 06:17 AM (icVYP)

270 Corgis, we ride! *scampers to new thread*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 21, 2017 06:19 AM (554cb)

271 *types* *deletes* That was close, might have wandered into dark territory...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 21, 2017 06:20 AM (t3kPl)

272 Oh my gosh. We are staying in a little Norwegian town outside a little Swiss town. There is a Lutheran church with a sign advertising a lutefisk and meatball supper tonight. I won't go. You can't make me. Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 21, 2017 11:01 AM (PXyhz) ======== Is lutefisk really that horrible? The wikipedia description is intriguing. Fish marinated in lye in order to make it more gelatinous than it already is. My supermarket doesn't sell it. But if that's what I need to become aryan, maybe I need to move to Lutheran country.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 06:21 AM (/qEW2)

273 Nightynight everyone from me Down Under! Have a great yesterday and see you tomorrow/today/whenever! It's 2.22amSunday according to my lappie ...yikes I have to be in the city by 10am

Posted by: Aussie at October 21, 2017 06:22 AM (icVYP)

274 >>> There is a Lutheran church with a sign advertising a lutefisk and meatball supper tonight. I won't go. You can't make me. How bad can Norwegian meatballs be?

Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2017 06:39 AM (cHbmY)

275 grammie, you ARE the lutefisk ambassador to the HQ. Be not remiss in your duty.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2017 06:39 AM (vXBHf)

276 261 212, "Planned Parenthood @PPact This is part of a pattern of Trump admin attacking and undermining Black women. It's despicable. We stand with @RepWilson all Black women." And just how much money does PP make a year from chopping up black babies? STFU you goddamned ghouls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 21, 2017 06:42 AM (NWiLs)

277 We are staying in a little Norwegian town outside a little Swiss town. Am wondering how this is possible. Is this a DisneyLand thing?

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2017 06:42 AM (pszv/)

278 Is lutefisk really that horrible?" Yes, yes, yes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 07:12 AM (P8951)

279 8 Wondering if they make the Black Rifle Coffee in the K-cups. Posted by: Traveling Man at October 21, 2017 08:42 AM (R5lpX) Yes, they do. I ordered a box a few weeks ago. Good coffee. A bit pricey though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 07:16 AM (P8951)

280 I had no idea there were teetotalers in Russia.

Posted by: T.J. at October 21, 2017 08:34 AM (zLLOw)

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