May 20, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
— Open Blogger

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Saturday morning. Wow, where did the week go?

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So here are just a few things that didn't get much attention if any at all here at the AoSHQ.



Just a few things for you to mull over. Enjoy these or any other topics you may have in this open thread. Management wishes you don't run with sharp objects, don't talk with your mouth full and that you play nice with the others.

In other words, have fun but be nice.

Have a great weekend!!!

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1 Morning! 1st?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2017 03:14 AM (i2KAN)

2 Good Morning.

Posted by: HH at May 20, 2017 03:14 AM (DrCtv)

3 Management always wishes lotsa stuff.. meh..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2017 03:15 AM (i2KAN)

4 What's good about it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 03:15 AM (ZTRlp)

5 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2017 08:15 AM (i2KAN) Don't stab me, i'm only the messenger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 03:16 AM (ZTRlp)

6 Good morning

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2017 03:16 AM (EX4Wr)

7 They should sentence Weiner to serve as Hillary's personal assistant for the next 10 years...a two-fer.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 03:19 AM (x9c8r)

8 "Some people are just big dicks" Tell me about it.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at May 20, 2017 03:20 AM (BO/km)

9 Morning ron's and ettes!

Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 03:21 AM (EKqeu)

10 I'm so happy to see the RompHim arrive. FINALLY an alternative to these un-matched shorts and t-shirts I have, and it's such a hassle to have to look in two drawers. Here's hoping they solve my next big fashion problem, socks. I've already written the ad - "Don't you hate it when you can't find that matching sock? Wouldn't it be nice to have ONE sock for both feet? Well now there is!" (cue a bunch of RompHim wearing dudes hopping around like the gayest bunnies you've ever seen)

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:21 AM (Cecw2)

11 They should sentence Weiner to serve as Hillary's personal assistant for the next 10 years...a two-fer.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 08:19 AM (x9c8r)


In prison, ideally.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at May 20, 2017 03:22 AM (Zd2ZF)

12 Those guys wearing the rompers all have dick shaped mouths.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at May 20, 2017 03:22 AM (BO/km)

13 Wonder if that dick-suit is dry clean only?

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 03:23 AM (x9c8r)

14 Get off my lawn with those damn Rompers. You know how I know Buzzfeed is gay? This article.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 03:23 AM (oVJmc)

15 >>>You're going to need more than a taco to get out of a felony. Or so I've been told. Let me guess ... ¡Jeb!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 03:23 AM (vRcUp)

16 Build a better mousetrap trampoline and something something. Ouch.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at May 20, 2017 03:24 AM (HTdUD)

17 RompHims were designed, created and manufactured in Chicago: http://tinyurl.com/kg2yttu This makes sense.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2017 03:24 AM (n5625)

18 Vegan leather. What the hell? 'Dull, Unappealing Woman Desperately Seeks Some Gimmick to Make Herself More Interesting'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 03:24 AM (oVJmc)

19 Barry Manilo says RompHims are too gay.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:25 AM (J+eG2)

20 Speaking of big dicks, I've posted this here once or twice but it's just the funniest and sweetest story... http://tinyurl.com/myy4mnm

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:25 AM (Cecw2)

21 Mousetraps.... more like meh-traps..

Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 03:26 AM (EKqeu)

22 Anyone remember meggings? They didn't catch on either.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 03:26 AM (vRcUp)

23 Oh, I think the RompHims have gotten plenty of attention around here.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 03:27 AM (sdi6R)

24 Sitting at Starbucks, wearing your Romphims while flicking your fidget spinner, sipping a unicorn Latte. Damn...now that's visual.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:29 AM (J+eG2)

25 Cincinnati mayor said he was sorry and the buck stops with him for the proclamation honoring a cop killer. Good on him. Now lets round up the killers dad that trolled him, I'm sure some nice people would like a word with him.

Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 03:30 AM (EKqeu)

26 Rompers. More children's wear for so called adults. Let's just get it over with and come out with a line of 30 and under under-roos so you can make a boom boom on the go and mommy will clean you up later after you meet your friends for milk and yum yums.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2017 03:31 AM (5VlCp)

27 I think these stupid fashion trends are just meant to sell some cheap shit real fast and disappear, like Snuggies. They'll make some quick flash-in-the-pan cash from people buying them as a goof, then out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 03:31 AM (oVJmc)

28 You can't say "morning" with out saying "moron". Oh, wait, you can. Good morning anyway.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:31 AM (ty7RM)

29 24 Sitting at Starbucks, wearing your Romphims while flicking your fidget spinner, sipping a unicorn Latte. Damn...now that's visual. .......... You forgot the man bun.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 20, 2017 03:32 AM (9H4KE)

30 "You forgot the man bun" And Crocs.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 03:34 AM (BO/km)

31 27 I think these stupid fashion trends are just meant to sell some cheap shit real fast and disappear, like Snuggies. They'll make some quick flash-in-the-pan cash from people buying them as a goof, then out. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 08:31 AM (oVJmc) I still have my Pet Rock.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 03:34 AM (sdi6R)

32 "You forgot the man bun." Got me on that one. Do they make the Lumbersexual RompHims? Flannel in a plaid pattern. Goes with a beard, man bun and timberlands

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:34 AM (J+eG2)

33 According to Weasel Zippers, Israel is asking that the US stop paying the families of pali terrorists. The big news of course is that we *started* paying the families of terrorists, apparently during O's misadministration. This is why getting Trump was so important.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 03:34 AM (sEDyY)

34 23 Oh, I think the RompHims have gotten plenty of attention around here. Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:27 AM (sdi6R) That and "shower thoughts." One more reference, and it might as well be Buzzfeed or Failblog.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 20, 2017 03:35 AM (ez4la)

35 I'm so happy to see the RompHim arrive. FINALLY an alternative to these un-matched shorts and t-shirts I have, and it's such a hassle to have to look in two drawers. Here's hoping they solve my next big fashion problem, socks. I've already written the ad - "Don't you hate it when you can't find that matching sock? Wouldn't it be nice to have ONE sock for both feet? Well now there is!" (cue a bunch of RompHim wearing dudes hopping around like the gayest bunnies you've ever seen) Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:21 AM (Cecw2) A subject I have been steadfastly avoiding all week, but you gotta give Teh Cruz much credit for trolling the idiots... So, a question I really don't want to have to contemplate, but apparently have: What about when the fella has to poop? Does he have to take the whole damn thing off and poop nude, or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 03:35 AM (Pz4pT)

36 Morning all! Just saw some raw video of PDT landing in Riyadh. No bowing, in fact the other guy bowed! And shook Melania's hand which i thought would be haram for them.

Posted by: IC at May 20, 2017 03:36 AM (gcme+)

37 "What about when the fella has to poop? Does he have to take the whole damn thing off and poop nude, or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's?" Depends

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:36 AM (J+eG2)

38 Lavinia has scary dead eyes, perfect for an NHS doctor on the death panels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 03:37 AM (gDqaC)

39 Boobs. What won't they get? Two observations: 1) A drink and drug-fueled surgeon with rage issues is exactly who I want operating on me. Exactly. I hope we can import her over to the states. 2) i guess Tinder really is a big thing cuz she's pretty and should be pretty much able to go out with anyone she wanted to... ...well, except for the whole drink and drug-fueled rage issue.... Anywho, I thought Tinder was a more of a dealio for homely guys and gals to get their bone on, cuz if you've got something on the ball or good looks, dates are not that hard to come by.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 03:37 AM (9q7Dl)

40 Man threatened to shoot off his penis after argument with wife This, too is the story of Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 03:37 AM (vRcUp)

41 My guess? He did it for the kids. Probably. One time my sister and I went for a ride in our uncle's Corvair convertible. He got it up to 100. There was a basket of laundry in the back seat, and clothes started flying out. We both dove on top of it. Seatbelts? Pshaw.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 03:38 AM (sdi6R)

42 Do y'all mind if I change my handle to "Kink Witch"? It has such an interesting mix of traditional and contemporary style.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:38 AM (ty7RM)

43 If you must, must have rompers, wait.  Walmart, will have a rack for 19.95 zimbabwe dollars soon.  Or Big Lots mark down in the fall.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2017 03:39 AM (hooDH)

44 @BurtTC Poop nude dude... if the ettes were to, you know, poop, they'd tell ya I'm sure

Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 03:39 AM (EKqeu)

45 *ponders*

The Kinkwitch Trouble

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 03:39 AM (gDqaC)

46 32 Do they make the Lumbersexual RompHims? Flannel in a plaid pattern. Goes with a beard, man bun and timberlands They're already making RompHims for bikers. Comes with a helmet and some leg protection to prevent road rash. http://tinyurl.com/k8zxvzw

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:39 AM (Cecw2)

47 Just saw some raw video of PDT landing in Riyadh. No bowing, in fact the other guy bowed! And shook Melania's hand which i thought would be haram for them. Posted by: IC --- That was interesting, wasn't it? I think the prince (?) caught the "Ignore my wife at your own risk dickweasel" vibe. Good on The Donald.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2017 03:40 AM (tr2D7)

48 Just saw some raw video of PDT landing in Riyadh. No bowing, in fact the other guy bowed! And shook Melania's hand which i thought would be haram for them. Posted by: IC The power of fracking. Now that the USA has the Saud family over the barrel, so to speak, it's amazing how 'flexible' they are.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at May 20, 2017 03:41 AM (HTdUD)

49 I hope grammie is still around.  Regarding her hubby's vertigo, if no other physiological problems have been found, he may very well have what's called "paroxysmal positional vertigo"  (I think someone touched on this on the previous thread). 

I've had it, and it's something people get when they are older.  An abrupt change in position, like from the vertical to the horizontal, can set it off.

What happens is that there are these little crystals in the inner ear, inside that bit that looks like a conch shell (damned if I can remember what it's called), that regulate your sense of balance.  When you get older, sometimes when you do a sudden change in position, those crystals can come unstuck and start floating around inside your inner ear, and BAM, instant vertigo.  And yes, it's bad, the whole room-is-spinning, nausea, the works.

But, there is a sort of positional head exercise you can do that will usually clear it right up.  Any good ear specialist should be able to show you how to do it.

Only thing is, if that's the problem, he will remain prone to a recurrence.  So watch out for and avoid doing any rapid changes in position, particularly from the vertical to horizontal. 

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at May 20, 2017 03:41 AM (T1H5V)

50 "What about when the fella has to poop? Does he have to take the whole damn thing off and poop nude, or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's?" ------------- Depends Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:36 AM (J+eG2) Depends on wha.... ohhhhh, I get it!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 03:41 AM (Pz4pT)

51 "They're already making RompHims for bikers. Comes with a helmet and some leg protection to prevent road rash. " Thanks.. no.. Really.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:42 AM (J+eG2)

52 The power of fracking. Now that the USA has the Saud family over the barrel, so to speak, it's amazing how 'flexible' they are. More than that, it's a President that isn't gonna be their willing bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 03:42 AM (oVJmc)

53 Man threatened to shoot off his penis after argument with wife Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Dude, not me. Shoot the Brain. He's the guy coming up with this half-assed idea.

Posted by: That Guy's Penis at May 20, 2017 03:42 AM (9q7Dl)

54 Man rompers by ACED Design. I knew this blog wasn't exactly a money maker, but sheesh, how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:42 AM (ty7RM)

55 35 ...So, a question I really don't want to have to contemplate, but apparently have: What about when the fella has to poop? Does he have to take the whole damn thing off and poop nude, or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's? Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT) Pretty sure any dude wearing a RompHim can just open wide and relax.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:42 AM (Cecw2)

56 @BurtTC Poop nude dude... if the ettes were to, you know, poop, they'd tell ya I'm sure Posted by: IP at May 20, 2017 08:39 AM (EKqeu) Ladies don't poop. I know this. The science is settled.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 03:43 AM (Pz4pT)

57 If police are searching for the man in the costume, why did they digitally blur out his face? I understand protecting the identity of the victim, but this guy was the perp.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 03:43 AM (vRcUp)

58 I think any guy who wears a RompHim is willing to have his stool pushed in for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 03:44 AM (oVJmc)

59 "Ladies don't poop. I know this. The science is settled." And "Ettes don't fart or sweat either. Amazing person...the "Ette.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:44 AM (J+eG2)

60 54 Man rompers by ACED Design. I knew this blog wasn't exactly a money maker, but sheesh, how the mighty have fallen. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:42 AM (ty7RM) So we're getting RompHims instead of shirts?

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 03:45 AM (sdi6R)

61 Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT) Aren't most humans wearing rompers still wearing diapers too?

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 03:45 AM (x9c8r)

62 >>If police are searching for the man in the costume, why did they digitally blur out his face? I understand protecting the identity of the victim, but this guy was the perp Because that wasn't the dude. It was a picture of a similar costume. Which makes me wonder how many guys in the UK are walking around dressed as giant dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 03:45 AM (/tuJf)

63 So we're getting RompHims instead of shirts?

#twoweeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 03:46 AM (gDqaC)

64 Hmmm... now this gives me an idea. The Witches of East-Kink

Posted by: Jack Nicholson at May 20, 2017 03:46 AM (nHbAq)

65 The Scottish play could have been so different with Kink Witches.

Well gotta scoot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2017 03:47 AM (gDqaC)

66 165 KPH! Not MPH. So not super fast. Around 100, or the average speed on parts of I 95...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 03:47 AM (MINbv)

67 I think any guy who wears a RompHim is willing to have his stool pushed in for him. It's comments like this that make intermittent fasting such an easily achievable goal.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:48 AM (ty7RM)

68 Christopher Taylor: I've read posts where you comment that you'd like to begin dressing a bit more like the dignified men of the past, and I thought of you when I saw this. Penney's has dress shirts for $7.50 with a promo code listed at the top of the screen. http://www.jcpenney.com/g/mens-dress-shirts-ties/ N-bwo3yD1nopel It's not too tough to immediately begin dressing nicer, and people (especially women, it seems) will notice. Just imagine moving up a notch. Start wearing izods where you would once wear t-shirts, button down shirts where you considered izods, and suits where you used to wear button downs. Add a $75 sport coat for the free shipping and you've got a nice ensemble ready to go.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 03:48 AM (fD1ST)

69 or are there snaps on the bottom, like a baby's?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2017 08:35 AM (Pz4pT)


A business suggestion....Get your Chinese clothing manufacture to make rompers with a trap door in the back, velco to keep it closed....problem solved.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2017 03:49 AM (hooDH)

70 At the "Pedestrians!!" link I saw this story Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:49 AM (Cecw2)

71 Do they make a Romphim with extra space for my big, big massive BALLZZZ?

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 03:50 AM (TNQMS)

72 "Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street " Dude starts hauling barges around, and it will give new meaning to 'Tug Job"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:50 AM (J+eG2)

73 In college I had the idea that guys should dress up one day a week. Call it 'Threads Thursdays.' I was riding on the campus bus and all the girls looked great, put together, made up, on a midweek afternoon. The dudes were unshowered and wearing gym shorts almost to a man. I'm down with the suit.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 03:51 AM (nXCp4)

74 Well, 'ettes can be catty.  I think this is the first time I have seen the FLOTUS in a crappy outfit.  WTF is with the boob belt?

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 03:51 AM (ie8tB)

75 KPH! Not MPH. I got stopped in a speed trap near Ottawa by the RCMPs. When the mountie told me I was driving 30 kilometers over the speed limit, I said, "Oh, damn! KILOMETERS per hour!!" He wasn't amused.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:52 AM (ty7RM)

76 "The dudes were unshowered and wearing gym shorts almost to a man. " Don't dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:52 AM (J+eG2)

77 70 At the "Pedestrians!!" link I saw this story Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow. _____ True story: Ron Jeremy once used his genitals to push a bus down a street. Choose your hero wisely.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:52 AM (Cecw2)

78 Which makes me wonder how many guys in the UK are walking around dressed as giant dicks. Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (/tuJf) Send'em some of those idiots in pussy hats to complete the set.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2017 03:53 AM (n5625)

79 My Romphim is going to come with its own looping Steppenwolf soundtrack.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 03:53 AM (TNQMS)

80 I don't think anyone is a hundred percent a dick...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 03:54 AM (MINbv)

81 >>Don't dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want. What job would require you to wear a Romphim?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 03:54 AM (/tuJf)

82 "Send'em some of those idiots in pussy hats to complete the set." How 'bout a quick game of Fox and Hounds. One dude in a Pussy Hat being chased by a group of guys in Dick costumes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:54 AM (J+eG2)

83 WTF is with the boob belt? The full fashioned orange leather skirt balances everything out. Also, nice to see a FLotUS rocking high heels regularly. Moochelle wore flats typically, and walked like a linebacker.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 03:55 AM (ty7RM)

84 I'm so sorry to reply to my reply of my reply but my wife just cracked me up. I was chuckling at myself (my 2nd favorite thing to do alone) and told her about this 77 70 At the "Pedestrians!!" link I saw this story Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street I guess it's like his sensei always taught him: do what you love, and the money will follow. _____ True story: Ron Jeremy once used his genitals to push a bus down a street. Choose your hero wisely. Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (Cecw2) She said "doesn't mean anything if it wasn't in park," rolled over, and went back to sleep.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 03:55 AM (Cecw2)

85 >>>>My Romphim is going to come with its own looping Steppenwolf soundtrack<<<<

Born to be mild!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 20, 2017 03:55 AM (x3uSY)

86 You don't know what We could see Why don't you romp with me little girl Who even needs to poop or pee

Posted by: Fritz's romphim soundtrack at May 20, 2017 03:55 AM (nXCp4)

87 Which makes me wonder how many guys in the UK are walking around dressed as giant dicks. Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM (/tuJf) Have you seen how judges and prosecutors dress in court?

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (x9c8r)

88

The story I liked was the one about the dude trying to shoot his penis off...

They say he will have to undergo a competency hearing. 

I totally agree.

He fired four shots at his willy from incredibly close range and missed all four times!

That man doesn't know how to handle a (his) gun.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (HPNqc)

89 Anyone need to fax anything?

Posted by: Kinko Witch at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (vRcUp)

90 What job would require you to wear a Romphim? I'm taking applications.

Posted by: One Eyed Harry, The Nordictrac Slayer at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (ty7RM)

91 One dude in a Pussy Hat being chased by a group of guys in Dick costumes." I'm fairly certain that's been done before... But if not, well, that's an opportunity for stardom...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (MINbv)

92 "What job would require you to wear a Romphim?" Tim Gunn's fluffer on the set of Project Runway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (J+eG2)

93 I don't think anyone is a hundred percent a dick... you obviously haven't met the VP of Business Development at my job

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2017 03:56 AM (KCxzN)

94 nice to see a FLotUS rocking high heels regularly. Moochelle wore flats typically, and walked like a linebacker. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 08:55 AM (ty7RM) You mean Michael Obama?

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 03:57 AM (nXCp4)

95 So we're getting RompHims instead of shirts? Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 08:45 AM You want shirts (and, let's be honest, chaps). You'll settle for RompHims. You'll get Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 03:57 AM (sHZuR)

96 "Born to be mild!" That's a keeper, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:58 AM (J+eG2)

97 76 "The dudes were unshowered and wearing gym shorts almost to a man. " Don't dress for the job you have. Dress for the job you want. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 08:52 AM (J+eG2) Ha.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 03:58 AM (ZTRlp)

98 Do Kink Witches listen to a lot of Ray Davies music?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 03:58 AM (auHtY)

99 You'll get Yoko." Beats getting a fat guy on an ottoman...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 03:58 AM (MINbv)

100 Morning all On Duty and a tad bored...I am got most of my FY 17 work done just last week so I am now coasting...Just the way I like it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 03:59 AM (JxMir)

101 Jack Lelane could sue the people claiming they invented RompHims.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 20, 2017 03:59 AM (RuyTK)

102 "He fired four shots at his willy from incredibly close range and missed all four times! That man doesn't know how to handle a (his) gun." Nah... Dude has a Ninja dick. They're quick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 03:59 AM (J+eG2)

103 nice to see a FLotUS rocking high heels regularly. Moochelle wore flats typically, and walked like a linebacker.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
=========
When Melania put her hand on Michael Obama's back at the Inauguration, someone here said:

"Looks like a dove landing on a dumpster."

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 03:59 AM (ZQpd0)

104 Dress for the job you want" So how many cobs dress in hobo skins like our beloved ewok?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 04:00 AM (MINbv)

105 One dude in a Pussy Hat being chased by a group of guys in Dick costumes." I'm fairly certain that's been done before... But if not, well, that's an opportunity for stardom... Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 08:56 AM (MINbv) I saw Pussy Hat open for Biggus Dickus in '98

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 04:00 AM (auHtY)

106 Yo! Donald. It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! My money's on Rinse Pubis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 04:00 AM (ty7RM)

107 @84 But wait there's more...
A bus with the engine in back? That's called a "pusher."
And, a leading brand of those, back in The Day? "FlXible."

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 20, 2017 04:00 AM (H5rtT)

108 The Saudis and most of the Arabs who are not ISIS/Hamas/Iran are thrilled that Fredo is no longer in the White House. Giving PDT a King's Welcome

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:01 AM (JxMir)

109 Let's see ... anal beads, smartphone, Robert Reich in a dick costume ...

Posted by: ER doctor removing things from Hope Solo's butt at May 20, 2017 04:02 AM (vRcUp)

110 "Jack Lelane could sue the people claiming they invented RompHims." He wore mostly a full length one piece tights. Legs covered, or speedo's. But not shorts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:02 AM (J+eG2)

111 Huh. I just got a "Your post was rejected because it looks too much like spam" after hitting post. Never seen that before.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:02 AM (fD1ST)

112 Yo! Donald. It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! My money's on Rinse Pubis. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Yes, the clues seem to be mounting. In the East Room, with a candlestick.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 04:03 AM (S6Pax)

113 " Never seen that before." it happens.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:03 AM (J+eG2)

114 Huh. I just got a "Your post was rejected because it looks too much like spam" after hitting post. Never seen that before. Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:02 AM (fD1ST) Best way to get around that: type it out in a word document, then copy and paste.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 04:04 AM (nXCp4)

115 Is Jack Lalane still alive?

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 04:04 AM (ie8tB)

116 Stupid people Play stupid games Win stupid prizes http://tinyurl.com/k8nu5oh

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:05 AM (J+eG2)

117 Is Jack Lalane still alive? Posted by: Infidel Nope, he passed away a few years ago.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 04:05 AM (S6Pax)

118 Jack Lalane died Jan 23rd. 2011

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:06 AM (J+eG2)

119 Yo! Donald. It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! My money's on Rinse Pubis. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (ty7RM) Nah most of it is coming from Fredo holdovers and the deep state civil employees and intel people who hate PDT.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:06 AM (JxMir)

120 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart?

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 04:06 AM (BO/km)

121 On Duty and a tad bored...I am got most of my FY 17 work done just last week so I am now coasting...Just the way I like it Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 08:59 AM Is there no BUDIVERS (a wholly-owned subsidiary of BUPERS) training you should take or review?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 04:07 AM (sHZuR)

122 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart? Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km) Call me, I'll talk you thru it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:07 AM (JxMir)

123 Nope.  Still can't get it through. 

Surely "MILFs" isn't hanging it up...

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:07 AM (fD1ST)

124 This whole romphim thing has made me realize... This idea that the left is winning the culture war, or they're transforming America, is mostly based on their own inability to see anything that isn't published in their media products. Just like with thus past week's Trump media storm, based on their breathless reporting of their own breathless reporting. It's just a group of New York faggots very publicly taking to themselves.

Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at May 20, 2017 04:07 AM (nXCp4)

125 "Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart?" get ahold of Nevergiveup. he just posted that he's not doing anything right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:07 AM (J+eG2)

126 Thanks MH for bottom-feeding the interwebz so that we start the weekend creeped out with the weird news. I can only imagine the links you see but don't publish!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2017 04:08 AM (EZebt)

127 Is there no BUDIVERS (a wholly-owned subsidiary of BUPERS) training you should take or review? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:07 AM (sHZuR) Actually I AM the Director of Training! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:08 AM (JxMir)

128 Wierd things?

Trump called Comey a "nut job" and "crazy." 

A few nights ago on Fox, Tray Gowdy said there was "classified information that viewers were not aware of" to explain why Comey let Hillary off the hook.

Classified??

Uh....

OK....do we have another sex scandal in the wings?

Posted by: X at May 20, 2017 04:08 AM (WiPBb)

129 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart? Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km) Pliers, bit vise-grips work better.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 04:09 AM (x9c8r)

130 I've noticed a lot more attention and smiles since moving my wardrobe up.

A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:10 AM (fD1ST)

131 >>Call me, I'll talk you thru it Let me do the "You may feel a little pinch" thing when you start shoving in the needle with the novocain. I want to be on the giving end of that little joke for a change.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 04:10 AM (/tuJf)

132 The media is enjoying record ratings.

The media are not a charity or a scientific endeavor--immune to monetary pressure and determined only to find the truth.

They are not selling those ads because they are telling the truth.

What makes you think they are telling the truth now?

Also, their audience really doesn't care if they're telling the truth either.

They want the lies, they need the lies.

Because the truth would mean they were--and are--wrong. About Trump, about Hillary, about everything.

They want the lies, they need the lies. And the media is happy to sell it to them.

You should not be a customer.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 04:10 AM (ZQpd0)

133 When Fredo called Netanyahu terrible things repeatedly to foreign leaders, I don't remember anyone in the MSM protesting????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:10 AM (JxMir)

134 Hyperventilating clickbait malapropisms are seriously painful to read.

Ow, dude, that was my gall bladder!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 04:10 AM (mkDpn)

135 Nevergiveup You must be ashore. Always a zone inspection or a PMS spot-check to do underway. Maybe you can craft (in your mind only) an AoSHQ style GMT topic for training the Woke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at May 20, 2017 04:11 AM (u82oZ)

136 @47 Just saw some raw video of PDT landing in Riyadh. No bowing, in fact the other guy bowed! And shook Melania's hand which i thought would be haram for them. Posted by: IC ----- Exactly. We have our own culture and traditions. And one of them is that American Presidents do not bow before Kings.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Post 1.0 at May 20, 2017 04:11 AM (QtQaN)

137 I am actually considering the vice grip option. After chuggin a quart of vodka.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 04:11 AM (BO/km)

138 Which makes me wonder how many guys in the UK are walking around dressed as giant dicks. George Galloway, Prince Charles...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 04:12 AM (oVJmc)

139 I love Saturday's that start with a boobs story.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2017 04:12 AM (J+Qkj)

140 130 I've noticed a lot more attention and smiles since moving my wardrobe up. A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (fD1ST) Tell me about it. I've been getting all sorts of attention from the ladies since I started wearing my giant penis costume instead of my Hillary 2016 t-shirts.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 04:12 AM (Cecw2)

141 've read posts where you comment that you'd like to begin dressing a bit more like the dignified men of the past, and I thought of you when I saw this. Penney's has dress shirts for $7.50 with a promo code listed at the top of the screen. http://www.jcpenney.com/g/mens-dress-shirts-ties/ N-bwo3yD1nopel It's not too tough to immediately begin dressing nicer, and people (especially women, it seems) will notice. Just imagine moving up a notch. Start wearing izods where you would once wear t-shirts, button down shirts where you considered izods, and suits where you used to wear button downs. Add a $75 sport coat for the free shipping and you've got a nice ensemble ready to go. I want a hunting shirt. http://tinyurl.com/kcrj6jo

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2017 04:12 AM (bZ7mE)

142 I want to be on the giving end of that little joke for a change. Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (/tuJf) yeah we laugh out asses off at that one also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (JxMir)

143 Stupid people Play stupid games Win stupid prizes http://tinyurl.com/k8nu5oh Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Or, feel good story of the day.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (vRcUp)

144 Holy crap.

It's what I've always knows as a synonym for sport coat.

B L A Z E R

Will get your post rejected.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (fD1ST)

145 I am actually considering the vice grip option. After chuggin a quart of vodka. Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (BO/km) Might wanna get the vise-grips on the tooth before the vodka.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (x9c8r)

146 Most of the leaks are coming from a fiction writer and the rest from lower level Obama leftovers in the Intelligence agencies.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (IDPbH)

147 Trey Gowdy has been a disappointment.

Had Varney on yesterday.  He had a guest on that said our gov'mt has switched roles.  The Judiciary have become legislators and the legislators have become the judiciary.  It's actually true and scares the shit out of me.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 04:13 AM (ie8tB)

148 When Fredo called Netanyahu terrible things repeatedly to foreign leaders, I don't remember anyone in the MSM protesting???? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (JxMir) Barry could have been a cannibal and the MFM would have praised him for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 04:14 AM (auHtY)

149 165 kmph is only about 100mph; 80-90 mph is flow of traffic around these parts.

Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 04:14 AM (jwxZQ)

150 You must be ashore. Always a zone inspection or a PMS spot-check to do underway. Maybe you can craft (in your mind only) an AoSHQ style GMT topic for training the Woke. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:11 AM (u82oZ) Yup, Shore Duty...But I can see the Water only about 100 Yards away.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:14 AM (JxMir)

151 144 Holy crap.

It's what I've always knows as a synonym for sport coat.

B L A Z E R

Will get your post rejected.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (fD1ST)


That name is the same as a former poster...who went a tad off the rails.  His name is banned....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 04:15 AM (Enq6K)

152 A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out. Two guys who could work a sport jacket: Jed Clampett Herman Munster

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 04:16 AM (oVJmc)

153 Most of the leaks are coming from a fiction writer and the rest from lower level Obama leftovers in the Intelligence agencies. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:13 AM (IDPbH) Yes that also...Much of this stuff is made up from non-stories and repackaged as news.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:16 AM (JxMir)

154 There's an NYT editorial by some Silicon Valley twatwaffle claiming "the Internet is broken" because it empowers The Wrong Sorts Of People. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2017 04:16 AM (5dOnv)

155 104 Dress for the job you want" So how many cobs dress in hobo skins like our beloved ewok? Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:00 AM (MINbv) All of us, and we are quite the sight to see at the weekly staff meetings and happy hour.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 04:16 AM (ZTRlp)

156 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:08 AM Perhaps it's a good time for a complete review of the state of Ensign (jg) "George" 's collateral assignments? To quote a line from Beetlejuice, "That could be, uh, very time consuming." ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 04:16 AM (sHZuR)

157 When Fredo called Netanyahu terrible things repeatedly to foreign leaders, I don't remember anyone in the MSM protesting???? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (JxMir) You mean when he tried to interfere and influence the Israeli election by funding opposition groups?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (IDPbH)

158 @144
We have our own culture and traditions.

Paul Anka out front shoulda tole ya.

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (H5rtT)

159 Nevergiveup Enjoy the tranquility. Even in a shore billet I found those moments all too brief.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (u82oZ)

160 Re:  B L A Z E R

I've only been around for about three or four years, so I'm guessing that was before my time.  Or at least memory.

I like this place, but having your common-use username permanently banned from the mu.nu would be a pretty neat honor in it's own way, too.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (fD1ST)

161 First lady Melania Trump forgoes head scarf in Saudi Arabia OH NOES!! How insulting to Saudi Arabia When Mrs. Obama visited with her husband in January 2015, her flouting of the custom was seen by some as a sign of disrespect to her hosts. One notable difference in the official agendas of the Obamas and Trumps: Human rights and women's rights. She how different? When Aunt Esther did it, she was pretending to stick up for wymyn's rights

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (auHtY)

162 Of course, I switch usernames every month or so, so it might be less meaningful for me.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:18 AM (fD1ST)

163 As we get ready to drill ANWR, I think we need millions of federal employees to guard it. For the federal employees that we can't fire, get to reassigning them to ANWR guard duty. In addition, we should be looking into changing those civil service firing rules, while congress works on repealing the civil service legislation.

Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 04:18 AM (jwxZQ)

164 Tell me about it. I've been getting all sorts of attention from the ladies since I started wearing my giant penis VAGINA costume instead of my Hillary 2016 t-shirts. Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (Cecw2) FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 04:18 AM (ZTRlp)

165 A few nights ago on Fox, Tray Gowdy said there was "classified information that viewers were not aware of" to explain why Comey let Hillary off the hook. Classified?? Uh.... OK....do we have another sex scandal in the wings? Posted by: X Sounds like some kind of glib rationalization to me. I forget, who do our elected officials actually work for?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (S6Pax)

166 NGU has anyone ever overdosed on Ambesol?

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (BO/km)

167 >>>Let me do the "You may feel a little pinch" thing when you start shoving in the needle with the novocain.<<<

I've never pulled a tooth since childhood, but I do remember two women putting some sort of medieval device on my head when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.  I was hoping to wake up from the anesthetic with my pants on backwards and dehydrated, but no such luck.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (TNQMS)

168 I don't like the flippant, jokey tone in the Buzzfeed article. They're trying to make it sound like it's no big deal to wear those things. The whole thing gives off a creepy gay vibe.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (vRcUp)

169 The Judiciary have become legislators and the legislators have become the judiciary. And the Executive has become the legislators via regulation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (oVJmc)

170 Stupid people

Play stupid games

Win stupid prizes


http://tinyurl.com/k8nu5oh
=========
Holy crap.

We're not just talking about the shit that got what he deserved--the whole family is stupid and evil.

Everybody is lying--the witnesses, the cops, everybody.

Mamma doesn't get a break 'cause her baby is dead--it's clear mamma was proud that her son was a thug.

"Afterward, relatives yelled at police and reporters -- for telling lies, for leaving the body on the ground, for having shot the boy in the first place, for locking up black men but not white men.

Police tried to divert traffic around the area, though drivers ignored lights or drove the wrong way in oncoming lanes when no cars were there, so they could get through."


Jeez.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 20, 2017 04:19 AM (ZQpd0)

171 First lady Melania Trump forgoes head scarf in Saudi Arabia


OH NOES!! How insulting to Saudi Arabia


The guy with a towel on his head doesn't seem to mind.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 04:20 AM (ie8tB)

172 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit" True tale - the Beloved by Brits NHS cut down on their dental coverage, so much so that do it yourself dentistry has actually become a thing over there (search engine for yourself). There are some vids... Thank goodness that could never happen here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 04:21 AM (MINbv)

173 I've only been around for about three or four years, so I'm guessing that was before my time. Or at least memory.

I like this place, but having your common-use username permanently banned from the mu.nu would be a pretty neat honor in it's own way, too.

Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (fD1ST)


Yeah, it was about 10 years ago.  I've seen people use 'a SUV made by Chevy' to convey that name.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (Enq6K)

174 120 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart? Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:06 AM (BO/km) Sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJmCWx_yPsg

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (sdi6R)

175 Cartagena lawmakers seek to ban topless tourists from city center

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mvvwt2c

(sorry, no interesting pictures)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (mkDpn)

176 162 Of course, I switch usernames every month or so, so it might be less meaningful for me. Posted by: Chigger Fleast May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (fD1ST) You could always spell it 'blaser '. The immediate correction posts, sarcastic posts and are you a dumbass posts will only last for a minute or two.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (IDPbH)

177 >>>169 And the Executive has become the legislators via regulation. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM>>> I don't think it's really accurate to consider millions of bureaucrats that do not serve at the pleasure of the president part of the executive branch. They are more like the deep state overlord branch.

Posted by: gm at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (jwxZQ)

178 Call me, I'll talk you thru it Let me do the "You may feel a little pinch" thing when you start shoving in the needle with the novocain. I want to be on the giving end of that little joke for a change. Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM (/tuJf) Direct your ass to dental school. Four years later you can say it every single day!.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 04:22 AM (9q7Dl)

179 A suit on a Saturday morning to take your kids to the skating rink is a bit much, but a button down and a sport coat and you'll notice the MILFs with their t-shirted husbands checking you out. Ask me how I know. Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 20, 2017 09:10 AM I'll pass on being checked out by the t-shirted husbands, I think.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 04:23 AM (sHZuR)

180 Yeah, it was about 10 years ago. " Damn. I've been here wayyyy too long.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 04:23 AM (MINbv)

181 164 Tell me about it. I've been getting all sorts of attention from the ladies since I started wearing my giant penis VAGINA costume instead of my Hillary 2016 t-shirts. Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 09:12 AM (Cecw2) FIFY Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 20, 2017 09:18 AM (ZTRlp) That costume works too, but not quite as well, I've found. When I wear my vagina outfit I do get the looks, but also people walk up to me and start calling me a RINO and saying they'll never vote for me again. I don't understand it. Each is a step up from my old outfit.

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 04:23 AM (Cecw2)

182 >>I've never pulled a tooth since childhood, but I do remember two women putting some sort of medieval device on my head when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I was hoping to wake up from the anesthetic with my pants on backwards and dehydrated, but no such luck. My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my father's 3rd grade teacher so you know how long she was at this gig, would pull the loose tooth of any kid who wanted. She was very skilled at this and it became sort of a badge of honor. She also carried a yardstick with which she inflicted terrible punishment (a warp on the knuckles or butt) to unruly, mini-terrorists with the full approval of our parents. They'd lock her up today.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 04:24 AM (/tuJf)

183 kinda nice to see Trump with his wife and daughter on either side, looking beautiful with heads not covered.  But still irritating the Democrat Kushners seem to have more influence than the Republicans that elected Trump.

So the Saudis will use their oil money to buy US weapons and fight the bad guys, and maybe form a Middle East NATO?  Is that the plan?  I guess we should check with Jared/Soros to see where the big money is investing.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2017 04:24 AM (TmCOq)

184 NGU has anyone ever overdosed on Ambesol? Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 09:19 AM (BO/km) depends...do you plane to wash it down with Jack Daniels?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:25 AM (JxMir)

185 The power of fracking. Now that the USA has the Saud family over the barrel, so to speak, it's amazing how 'flexible' they are. America's energy industry: doing the job the striped-pants weenies in the State Department won't do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2017 04:25 AM (Ph66j)

186 My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my father's 3rd grade teacher so you know how long she was at this gig, would pull the loose tooth of any kid who wanted. She was very skilled at this and it became sort of a badge of honor.

She also carried a yardstick with which she inflicted terrible punishment (a warp on the knuckles or butt) to unruly, mini-terrorists with the full approval of our parents. They'd lock her up today.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/tuJf)


Pfffft.....I had Dominican nuns.  They'd pull teeth that weren't loose. 

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 04:25 AM (Enq6K)

187 Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/tuJf) I'd rather that instead of the three holed paddle of death my grade school teacher had. I never realized I was in a S&M club when I was a kid.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:26 AM (IDPbH)

188 He fired four shots at his willy from incredibly close range and missed all four times! ***** I think he jerked those first couple shots.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 04:28 AM (wPiJc)

189 The man in the costume is a walking synecdoche: a part put for the whole.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 04:28 AM (vRcUp)

190 three holed paddle of death

Those fvckers hurt, says my ten year old self.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 04:29 AM (ie8tB)

191 Enjoy the tranquility. Even in a shore billet I found those moments all too brief. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:17 AM (u82oZ) Yeah, well being in The Reserves, it is mostly shore duty because of the length of time for most Orders. HOWEVER we are now the designated the Official Reserve pool for the USNS Comfort so that is about to change

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:29 AM (JxMir)

192 10 years ago, ace couldn't even drink legally. He was only 19 years old.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 04:30 AM (vRcUp)

193 Witches? Sure. But no fatties.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2017 04:30 AM (LTHVh)

194 #36 The guy who greets at the airport is s nobody of course no bowing

Posted by: Him at May 20, 2017 04:31 AM (NHGBs)

195 >>I don't like the flippant, jokey tone in the Buzzfeed article. They're trying to make it sound like it's no big deal to wear those things. The whole thing gives off a creepy gay vibe. It's all a part of the emasculating and infantilizing of our youth, particularly males. Colleges have changed in my lifetime from a place of academic rigor and a place to grow and become independent to institutions were young adults are brainwashed and indoctrinated in right thinking and social justice complete with safe places and coloring books and now androgynous and children's clothing. Getting harder and harder to see the difference between a college and a pre-school.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2017 04:32 AM (/tuJf)

196 The guy who greets at the airport is s nobody of course no bowing Posted by: Him at May 20, 2017 09:31 AM (NHGBs) the KING met him but again...nice try...now go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:33 AM (JxMir)

197 The guards in the camps will wear black RompHims with FEMA on the back.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 04:33 AM (sdi6R)

198 Getting harder and harder to see the difference between a college and a pre-school. ***** Easy. The pre-schoolers wear their porkpie hats without the slightest trace of irony.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 04:35 AM (wPiJc)

199 My mom's parents took my brother and me up to MI to go perch fishing one warm fall day in 1967 (I was in 4th grade, Pete in 2nd). Grandpa had a '63 Eldorado convertible and loved to let 'er rip on the highway. Pete and I were in the backseat, unencumbered by seatbelts...

When we got home with a cooler full of perch, we couldn't wait to tell mom and dad "Oh boy, we had a blast, and Grandpa went 110 on the highway with the top down and it was fun!!!"  Mom was not happy.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at May 20, 2017 04:36 AM (NVIvy)

200 >>>The guards in the camps will wear black RompHims with FEMA on the back.<<<

Not counting crocs, what's the latest trend for footwear?  Asking for a frenemy.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 04:36 AM (TNQMS)

201 I had a teacher in seventh grade with a missing hand and forearm. She wore a solid rubber arm prosthesis. She could place a piece of chalk on the thumb of that thing, pull it back like a slingshot and let fly with uncanny accuracy. The sound of chalk hitting the rear wall of the classroom would quickly re-focus the attention of even the most miscreant of students. Like the crack of a pistol, with a shower of chalk fragments in a blast zone with a radius of several feet.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 04:39 AM (wPiJc)

202 My friends, I've run out of ideas on how to attack Donald Trump and the weekend political programs are calling to book my appearance. Any ideas?

Posted by: John McStain [i] at May 20, 2017 04:40 AM (HTdUD)

203 I'll pass on being checked out by the t-shirted husbands, I think.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (sHZuR)

--

Which skating rink?

Posted by: President "Why Do All These Gay Men Keep Expecting Me to Suck Their Cocks More Than Once" Obama [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:40 AM (fD1ST)

204 180 "Yeah, it was about 10 years ago. "

Damn. I've been here wayyyy too long.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 20, 2017 09:23 AM (MINbv)


I know, right?!  Imagine what we could have accomplished if we hadn't been sitting here for 10+ years reading posts/comments.



Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 04:41 AM (Enq6K)

205 seinfeld was dead ass effing wrong. there IS something wrong with that. all of it. the feminization of america continues, unabated.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 04:44 AM (KP5rU)

206 Anybody know if they sell a do it yourself tooth extraction kit at Walmart? ------- Just take aspirin. After awhile, it will come on by itself.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 04:45 AM (0bOdy)

207 out come out what?

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 04:46 AM (0bOdy)

208 202: bend yourself in half and shove yourself up your own ass. that would be a step up. probably help with your pilot skills too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 04:46 AM (KP5rU)

209 WTF is with the boob belt?

That's not a "boob belt."
That's a WWE Championship belt.
Not the same thing at all.
It's...a Trump thing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 20, 2017 04:46 AM (H5rtT)

210 My friends, I've run out of ideas on how to attack Donald Trump and the weekend political programs are calling to book my appearance. Any ideas?

Posted by: John McStain at May 20, 2017 09:40 AM (HTdUD)


Self Seppuku?

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2017 04:46 AM (ie8tB)

211 They do have temp cavity filing kits you can buy at the drug store as well as other temporary dental repair and pain kits. I've bought them all to put in my prepper medical kit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:48 AM (IDPbH)

212 OK, I never took the car-seat era daughter on a speed run down the Interstate.  That said, I owned a 1st-gen WRX at the time and she would scream and cackle with glee, with many rounds of "again Daddy", if I found a snow-covered parking lot where I could just bust out donuts and the most lurid end-swapping slides without attracting blue lights.  Her seat was in the center, so she could see up front, and she laughed just like that Quebecois girl strapped in the back seat of a small plane while Daddy is busting aerobatic moves in the sky.  These are some of my fondest memories

She's now home after freshman year and is a sullen reclusive shadow whose crap/merde/baggage has closed off the other half of my garage, while continually arguing with the wife/mother.  Wife wonders why I hide in my "office".

Posted by: Captain Ned at May 20, 2017 04:49 AM (WI6nT)

213 Now, now. Let's have some respect for the decorum of these chambers.

Posted by: John McStain [i] at May 20, 2017 04:49 AM (HTdUD)

214 >>>I know, right?! Imagine what we could have accomplished if we hadn't been sitting here for 10+ years reading posts/comments.<<<

I might not have been screwed out of two patents by my signing a non-disclosure agreement with my former employer.  Or being hired by my former employer's competitor by signing a noncompete agreement. 

Eh, life is good.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2017 04:49 AM (TNQMS)

215 They do have temp cavity filing kits you can buy at the drug store as well as other temporary dental repair and pain kits. I've bought them all to put in my prepper medical kit. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:48 AM (IDPbH) Yeah but used improperly, and that is how most people use them, they can cause more problems than they solve. So be careful with those

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:50 AM (JxMir)

216 Nevergiveup You as crew in USNS Comfort (T-AH 20). Hmmm. I heard some stories about duty in Comfort. Protect yourself. I was OinC in a USNS ship back in the day. I have stories too. <* Break *>. OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at May 20, 2017 04:51 AM (u82oZ)

217 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 09:50 AM (JxMir I have them only in the event of a zombie attack. Otherwise I will seek out your profession.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:51 AM (IDPbH)

218 You as crew in USNS Comfort (T-AH 20). Hmmm. I heard some stories about duty in Comfort. Protect yourself. I was OinC in a USNS ship back in the day. I have stories too. . OPSEC. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 09:51 AM (u82oZ) LOL.. I am always careful.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2017 04:52 AM (JxMir)

219 The guy sending strippers to the neighbors is some kind of nut. http://tinyurl.com/keth4bw

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 04:53 AM (oVJmc)

220 Father of the Year contender right here. http://tinyurl.com/mu5kcmg At least the kid had a helmet on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:53 AM (J+eG2)

221 After that meteorite hit above the Urals, I realized I needed to brush up on my 1st aid skills and get some basic gear for splinters and lacerations.

People look at you funny when you admit to owning a surgical stapler. 

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 04:53 AM (mkDpn)

222 I've found that an aspirin pill, placed directly over the gum in the area closest to the offending tooth will reduce the inflammation and about 95% of the pain. That's the pro. The con is that it tastes like shit.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:53 AM (HTdUD)

223 " the feminization of america continues, unabated." Posted by: chavez the hugo

Or the feminization of white males.  Women are supposed to get more masculine and blacks can join gangs or Black Lives Matter.  Trayvon and Brown were made heroes, both were drug thugs.  Illegals are protected in sanctuary cities where they run drugs and behead the opposition.

An accountant woman back in the early 80's told me "you white males are under attack" and was rather adamant about it.  I wasn't political much back then, but many saw the writing on the wall.  We may have lost a generation or two ... but some deplorables escaped the indoctrination.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2017 04:55 AM (TmCOq)

224 When memes collide.. or a bizzarre Ven Diagram http://tinyurl.com/n5x7wws

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 04:55 AM (J+eG2)

225 I'm watching Aerial America right now on the Smithsonian Channel and again highly recommend it. Episode on North Carolina playing now. ( ignore the somewhat liberal narration)

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:55 AM (IDPbH)

226 When memes collide.. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice That link doesn't seem to coincide.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [/i] at May 20, 2017 04:58 AM (HTdUD)

227 Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (mkDpn) Got one of those. Figured never could do a Rambo and stitch myself.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 04:59 AM (IDPbH)

228 219 The guy sending strippers to the neighbors is some kind of nut. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM (oVJmc) Get. Out.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 05:01 AM (sdi6R)

229

out
come out
what?

 

Ok. I'll come out as still not ghey.

 

I went and got some benzocaine for my tooth. It helps slightly but tastes like bleah. Need a chaser but can't be too hot or cold.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 05:02 AM (BO/km)

230 http://tinyurl.com/mja8oln Link goes to Legal Insurrection Article about impact of legalized pot in Colorado town of Durango chock full of delicious tidbits: "Legalized marijuana has drawn a lot of kids here from other states and the impact has not all been good," said Durango resident Matthew Marinseck, 58, while holding a cardboard sign asking for "help". Ah, irony, thy name is homeless 58-year-old dude bemoaning the influx of homeless 28-year-old dudes.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 05:03 AM (wPiJc)

231 People look at you funny when you admit to owning a surgical stapler. Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 09:53 AM Especially if it's red.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2017 05:03 AM (sHZuR)

232 Ah, irony, thy name is homeless 58-year-old dude bemoaning the influx of homeless 28-year-old dudes. Probably mad the young guys get all the good drugs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 05:03 AM (oVJmc)

233 Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc) They're Bogarting his handouts.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 05:04 AM (IDPbH)

234 "That link doesn't seem to coincide." Florida Man is somewhat of a meme for stupid idiots usually doing illegal/stupid things. Because it seems that a disproportionate number of these events take place involving male residents of Florida. And Baltimore is currently enjoying notoriety for our seemingly flawless wave of violent crime at the street level. So to see Florida man being charged with a rape in Baltimore somehow seems....oddly understandable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:04 AM (J+eG2)

235 Comet is showing The Twonky.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2017 05:04 AM (oVJmc)

236 Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 09:55 AM (IDPbH) Yeah, they always find a way to work in climate change, but other than that, it's a lovely and fascinating series.

Posted by: April at May 20, 2017 05:05 AM (e8PP1)

237 That is one weird movie. I like the marching TV though.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 05:05 AM (BO/km)

238 Gah. I bet my breath smells like an old folks home now.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 05:06 AM (BO/km)

239 Article about impact of legalized pot in Colorado town of Durango chock full of delicious tidbits: Tidbit #2- pets at increased risk of being poisoned by pot "Patty Moore called the veterinarian after her Golden Retriever, Chance, started acting strange, she told CNN affiliate KCNC...Chance's vet diagnosed the dog as having ingested marijuana. The telltale signs: the animal appeared depressed, drunk or stupefied for no apparent reason." Hmmm. Isn't that pretty much a typical Golden Retriever?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 05:07 AM (wPiJc)

240 Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 10:03 AM (wPiJc) Given that Ft. Lewis was already considered a "party school" I guess it's not surprising. What do they all do in the winter though? Wonder if there's been an uptick in exposure deaths since legalization.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:07 AM (sEDyY)

241 So to see Florida man being charged with a rape in Baltimore somehow seems....oddly understandable. Also the meme of the ubiquity of smartphones and the fact that everything you do is recorded.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 05:08 AM (vRcUp)

242 I've got to find something to do to take my mind off of this torture. Mrs F says if I drop a brick on my big toe it will take my mind off the tooth.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 05:08 AM (BO/km)

243 Odd, since we're observing climate change, but the Save the World Seed Vault in someplace Norway has been, is being, flooded by heavy rains, and melting permafrost. The world's reserve of precious seeds is at risk. They had no idea that they were building in a permafrost zone. All my life, Norwegian Engineers were the World's Best.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 05:08 AM (0bOdy)

244 Beer is good for your teeth. Drink beer.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 05:10 AM (0bOdy)

245 "Mrs F says if I drop a brick on my big toe it will take my mind off the tooth" A truly wise woman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:11 AM (J+eG2)

246 Article about impact of legalized pot in Colorado town of Durango chock full of delicious tidbits: Posted by: Muldoon Here's the quandary I'm in. The alternative to actual marijuana is something called K2 or JWH or some other names. It makes people nearly 100% certifiably insane. When many african-americans have used these products in close proximity to officers of the law they tend to end up 100% dead, because police training is pretty strong on not getting oneself killed and less how to deal with people nearly certifiably insane. Back in the day, I remember the potheads, consuming 'all-natural' marijuana, would sit on the couch, eat cheese products, then fall asleep. Not wander down the middle of a highway, looking for a confrontation with police, for no apparent reason.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [/i] at May 20, 2017 05:11 AM (HTdUD)

247 >>>Tidbit #2- pets at increased risk of being poisoned by pot That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 05:13 AM (vRcUp)

248 247 >>>Tidbit #2- pets at increased risk of being poisoned by pot That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:13 AM (vRcUp) How many two year kids eat poinsettias?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 05:15 AM (IDPbH)

249 "That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well." We need to ban all the things what start with the letter "P" Except for petroleum. And that thing that Pussy hats are named after. And phrench Phries.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:16 AM (J+eG2)

250 I am sooooo baked.

Posted by: Chance at May 20, 2017 05:16 AM (8I9g3)

251 I am only half baked.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at May 20, 2017 05:17 AM (0bOdy)

252 "I am sooooo baked." Dude!!

Posted by: Baked Alaska at May 20, 2017 05:18 AM (J+eG2)

253 @234 Coincide?
Then you missed the part about Pippa Middleton getting married?

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at May 20, 2017 05:18 AM (H5rtT)

254 So once the fashion industry turns us all into fags, what of the future of the human race?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 05:19 AM (ywNoU)

255 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:11 AM (HTdUD) The issue is that crazy people use pot and *act* all the crazy that was there but under the surface. The "hashashin" and mogul waeriors didn't use pot to make them mellow they used it so they could fight to the death and not be stopped by the part n of injuries. 30 years ago my uncle said he didn't last long as an LEO because dealing with drunks was awful and it was nearly impossible to deal with a drug user without either the LEO or user getting badly injured.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:19 AM (sEDyY)

256 On Thursday, the European Space Agency launched a satellite from their launch site in French Guiana. The launch vehicle was a Russian-built Soyuz rocket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hNeRskOrU That was nearly 60 years to the day that the first R-7 ICBM was launched on May 15, 1957. A few months later it launched Sputnik 1. Today's Soyuz is a direct descendant of the R-7. Like the B-52, it just keeps flying. http://preview.tinyurl.com/k7zrx5z

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 05:19 AM (sdi6R)

257 I've got to find something to do to take my mind off of this torture. Mrs F says if I drop a brick on my big toe it will take my mind off the tooth. Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2017 10:08 AM (BO/km) Eh. Go to the dentist. You're going to eventually anyway. And it's early enough that whichever dentist probably won't mind coming in for a little extra cash. and the big plus - you'll be out of pain. These things are always better handled sooner rather than later.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2017 05:19 AM (9q7Dl)

258 How many two year kids eat poinsettias? Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:15 AM I was born in East L.A. Uh, what was the question again?

Posted by: Cheech Marin at May 20, 2017 05:19 AM (sHZuR)

259 247 >>>Tidbit #2- pets at increased risk of being poisoned by pot That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 20, 2017 10:13 AM (vRcUp) And chocolate.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 05:20 AM (ywNoU)

260 Pippa, while attractive, is in my opinion going to be a high maintenance sort of family member.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:20 AM (J+eG2)

261 249 "That's not a legitimate argument for outlawing pot. Otherwise we'd have to outlaw poinsettias as well." We need to ban all the things what start with the letter "P" Penis. It's so rapey! /third wave feminist

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 20, 2017 05:21 AM (ywNoU)

262 What's behind all these stupid "breaking news" items about Trump and Russia that keep coming out, each one more trivial than the last is simply ratings -or 'clicks"--and money. There are liberals on the edge of their seat and keeping their eyes peeled on the latest "news' who are LITERALLY expecting Trump to quit/get impeached/drop dead at ANY moment. And the NYTimes and WashingPost and CNN are simply feeding that gleeful anticipation.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:21 AM (7uYFy)

263 I've been up for two hours.  My husband is still sleeping.  I can't decide if I should go hold a mirror under his nose or go look for his life insurance papers. 


Decisions, decisions.....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 05:22 AM (Enq6K)

264 "So once the fashion industry turns us all into fags, what of the future of the human race?" I bring you Futurama!! http://www.cc.com/shows/futurama

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:22 AM (J+eG2)

265 Chance's owner took him for a walk in the park a few days after Denver's 4/20 pro-marijuana rally. "That's where Moore believes Chance got into the pot -- probably eating or licking a THC-laced edible, like a cookie or brownie." My guess is Chance actually got the marijuana from a kid at obedience school and just didn't want to tell Ms. Moore the truth, so he made up the story about accidentally licking a brownie. (Quit it, you pervs)

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 05:23 AM (wPiJc)

266 "I can't decide if I should go hold a mirror under his nose or go look for his life insurance papers. " Mirror first. The results of that determine the second.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:23 AM (J+eG2)

267 There are liberals on the edge of their seat and keeping their eyes peeled on the latest "news' who are LITERALLY expecting Trump to quit/get impeached/drop dead at ANY moment. And the NYTimes and WashingPost and CNN are simply feeding that gleeful anticipation.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)


So you are saying this is the political version of the Gravid Giraffe, April?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 05:23 AM (mkDpn)

268 Pippa, while attractive, is in my opinion going to be a high maintenance sort of family member. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:20 AM (J+eG2) Yeah, she's cute and supposedly has a nice ass, but I'm not sure either attribute warrants the overdone attention....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:23 AM (7uYFy)

269 263 I've been up for two hours. My husband is still sleeping. I can't decide if I should go hold a mirror under his nose or go look for his life insurance papers. Decisions, decisions..... Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K) Just as long you aren't considering grabbing a pillow with both hands .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 05:23 AM (IDPbH)

270 Decisions, decisions.....
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)


Putting his hand in a bowl of warm water might be more entertaining.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 05:24 AM (mkDpn)

271 Have to make hay today. Just as soon as it dries out and warms up.

Posted by: Timoth Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 05:25 AM (0bOdy)

272 Mirror first.

The results of that determine the second.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (J+eG2)


This is true.  Very logical VIA....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 05:25 AM (Enq6K)

273 Have to make hay today. Just as soon as it dries out and warms up. Posted by: Timoth Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 10:25 AM (0bOdy) I believe that ISWYDT.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:26 AM (sEDyY)

274 So you are saying this is the political version of the Gravid Giraffe, April? Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (mkDpn) A better comparison would be the OJ trial in which millions of people sat riveted each and every day for months expecting at any moment OJ to just jump up and say "I did it! I did it! Okay?? The bitch deserved it!!"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:26 AM (7uYFy)

275 Putting his hand in a bowl of warm water might be more entertaining.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:24 AM (mkDpn)


It would be but then I'd be the one changing the sheets.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 05:27 AM (Enq6K)

276 Just as long you aren't considering grabbing a pillow with both hands .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (IDPbH)


I'll have to check his insurance policy first....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 20, 2017 05:28 AM (Enq6K)

277 So you are saying this is the political version of the Gravid Giraffe, April? Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 10:23 AM (mkDpn) Yes I am. And don't call me April.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:30 AM (7uYFy)

278 "paroxysmal positional vertigo"

----------------------

Happens to me all the time. There is a home cure. All cures are temporary.


The Sermont maneuver can be done at home. The Eply maneuver needs a technician, as do the others


Can't say maneuver with thinking of Eddie Izzard. Funny, ugh, guy.


https://tinyurl.com/mbjk869
 

Posted by: Janet at May 20, 2017 05:30 AM (yOqwj)

279 I remember when Obama was first elected listening to Rush Limbaugh. He knew it was not going to effect him personally except financially in a good way, as he would have plenty to talk and gripe about for four years. His ratings never suffered. The leftists are making their money now, conjuring up as many stories as they can, from characters imagined or real, in order to have their payday. They have stories, not much if any truth, and are probably silently praying they can keep the fires lit, and their wallets stuffed for the next four years. Like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain, they're pretty damn transparent in their manipulation, once you peek behind the curtain.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [/i] at May 20, 2017 05:30 AM (HTdUD)

280 Heckity heck heck. A off duty Cook County Sheriff shoots and kills a 17yo robbery suspect on the south side of Chicago. Doesn't matter that there are several witnesses of the attempted robbery, this kid will be made into another saint in no time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 05:30 AM (d76uN)

281 "Yes I am. And don't call me April." Surely we won't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:31 AM (J+eG2)

282 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 10:30 AM (d76uN) Yeah, proto-saint's mom is already in front of tv cameras. Amazing how these "parents" suddenly care about the well being of their child once there is no wellbeing to care for.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:34 AM (sEDyY)

283 WTF is with the boob belt? That's not a "boob belt." That's a WWE Championship belt. Not the same thing at all. It's...a Trump thing. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2017 09:46 AM (H5rtT) Watched the clips on the news this morning of the Pres. and First Lady and the entourage arriving at the airport in Saudi A. Melania is wearing what appears to be a full length 'romper". It looks like a flowing pantsuit with top, in black, with a very Arab looking large belt with it , so that it doesn't look like a burka. It is appropriate high fashion that demonstrates respect toward the host's culture , prevents a wardrobe malfunction as she descends the stairs of AirForce One and walks across a windy tarmac and she looks beautiful in it. Noticed that Ivanka, who is accompanying Jared and will be attending some women's issues forums, is also wearing a long, to the floor dress, although in a soft, blue and white pattern. I am impressed with the Saudi's reception. They not only rolled out a red carpet for the President to his plane, but the King, who is 81, in frail health with hip problems, etc. walked out to the bottom of the steps to greet the President and first lady. Remember, the last time Obama went to Saudi A, there was NO reception at the airport, the monarchy ignored his arrival. The Saudi's also flew fighter jets overhead which sprayed red white and blue smoke and all of the Saudi flags have American flags flying with them , on equal height, throughout Riyahd. Someone last night posted a website of the actual summit. Neither Bing nor Google will let me find it now...likely because it was very positive toward the summit, President Trump, etc. Anyone have the address?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 05:34 AM (62eBc)

284 osted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 10:34 AM (sEDyY) Is she telling everybody what a good kid he was? Breaking out the 6th grade pics yet?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 05:38 AM (d76uN)

285 Whoa, just woke up a few minutes ago from weird, Alien-infused dreams. Blecch. Thank goodness I had the coffee pot loaded and ready. So half my day (of doing nothing) is shot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 20, 2017 05:41 AM (NT3RT)

286 282: proto saints' mom should be jailed for child neglect. she was probably smoking crack and practicing procreation with her next baby daddy when saint fuckemup got woke. eff her with a flaming pineapple.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 05:41 AM (KP5rU)

287 Rain today Rain tonight Rain tomorrow Rain Tomorrow night and so forth and so on. ad finitum Gonna have to build a boat

Posted by: Timothy Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 05:41 AM (0bOdy)

288 Yeah, proto-saint's mom is already in front of tv cameras. Amazing how these "parents" suddenly care about the well being of their child once there is no wellbeing to care for. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette Won't be tough for the parents to find a lawyer willing to take the case on a contingent-fee basis. Two million dollar potential payoff. One-third to the law firm. Six hundred sixty six thousand six hundred and sixty six dollars and 66/100.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [/i] at May 20, 2017 05:43 AM (HTdUD)

289 Posted by: Timothy Cloverfield at May 20, 2017 10:41 AM (0bOdy) Do you live in Oklahoma? Cause that is exactly the weather forecast here.

Posted by: tbodie [/i] [/S] [/b] [/u] at May 20, 2017 05:43 AM (T0djb)

290 I'd say those Rompers are teh gheyest thing ever except I think most gays would have better taste than to wear them. Any male who wears one needs to immediately turn in his man card.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 05:45 AM (P8951)

291 284 Is she telling everybody what a good kid he was? Breaking out the 6th grade pics yet? Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 20, 2017 10:38 AM (d76uN) She did say that she dropped him off at school that morning, so obviously he couldn't have been the robber. Video link at #116. Of course, there's no way her baby could have ditched school after she dropped him off.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 05:46 AM (sdi6R)

292 290 I'd say those Rompers are teh gheyest thing ever except I think most gays would have better taste than to wear them. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951) Threadwinner! In hindsight, it's amazing that nobody made that observation earlier.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 05:47 AM (sdi6R)

293 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 10:43 AM (HTdUD) Exactly. Only care about the kid if they are paying off in some way. And dead makes for a bigger pay off. In the Martin/Zimmerman thing someone wished that *my* son would get killed because I believed in the 2nd amendment. I'm not worried about it because Son isn't a drugged-up goon with a chip on his shoulder. Why not? Because I'm putting in the effort to train him instead of letting him run feral while reinforcing a sense of grievance against the world.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:49 AM (sEDyY)

294 I'd say those Rompers are teh gheyest thing ever except I think most gays would have better taste than to wear them. Any male who wears one needs to immediately turn in his man card. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951) So frigging gay it needs a whole new word to describe them.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 05:50 AM (aMlLZ)

295 294; yup. not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 05:51 AM (KP5rU)

296 Ok, for excellent photos, videos, etc, the DailyMail UK has a full length detailed article on the Trump visit to SA. Sad we have to go to a foreign newspaper to get a factual article and photo of the President's trip. http://tinyurl.com/n52foh9

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 05:51 AM (62eBc)

297 "Of course, there's no way her baby could have ditched school after she dropped him off. " Nope. Clearly the off duty female cop went to the school, gunned him down, and dragged his body over to the purported scene of the shooting. Makes sense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:52 AM (J+eG2)

298 Exactly. Only care about the kid if they are paying off in some way. And dead makes for a bigger pay off.  Young and dead makes for the biggest payoff. The lawyers create some unimaginable rate of pay per year then multiply by estimated years of life remaining. Bingo. Two million dollars.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 20, 2017 05:53 AM (HTdUD)

299 "So frigging gay it needs a whole new word to describe them." The RompBama?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:54 AM (J+eG2)

300 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at May 20, 2017 10:45 AM (P8951) More like a low class drag queen maybe? Personally I think it's one of those fake things. No one in their right mind (or even a couple standard deviations off) would wear them. Then again, on Facebook Gushka sometimes links to crochet and sewing patterns from the 60's and 70's that I guess aren't too far off from that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 05:54 AM (sEDyY)

301 "Bingo. Two million dollars." Baltimore urban term for it is "Winning the ghetto lottery".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:54 AM (J+eG2)

302 yup. not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things. Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (KP5rU) Actually, I think the germans do have a word for it. Das ubergeigh.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 05:54 AM (aMlLZ)

303 298; pay the family out of the illinois lottery fund. oh, shit, that's broke too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 05:55 AM (KP5rU)

304 The RompBama? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 10:54 AM (J+eG2) The Romper must have been the official uniform of Obama's 'Boy's Only" Tahitian retreat earlier this year.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:56 AM (7uYFy)

305 Actually, I think the germans do have a word for it. Das ubergeigh. ***** aka Lederhosen

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 05:57 AM (wPiJc)

306 The Romper must have been the official uniform of Obama's 'Boy's Only" Tahitian retreat earlier this year. Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 10:56 AM (7uYFy) They are sold w/kneepads there.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 05:57 AM (x9c8r)

307 "The Romper must have been the official uniform of Obama's 'Boy's Only" Tahitian retreat earlier this year." Well, then that answers the earlier question of if these outfits have a trap door in the back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 05:57 AM (J+eG2)

308 Whatever happened to the Secret Asian Man? On an unrelated note, I have had an ear worm for days. My Dentist says it is not contagious.

Posted by: The Real Bruce at May 20, 2017 05:57 AM (bgs79)

309 Whatever happened to the Secret Asian Man? Posted by: The Real Bruce at May 20, 2017 10:57 AM (bgs79) Odds are he didn't live to see today.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 05:59 AM (7uYFy)

310 not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things. How about Milo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2017 05:59 AM (IqV8l)

311 Whatever happened to the Secret Asian Man? He got a number, lost his name.

Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2017 05:59 AM (x9c8r)

312 New thread up.  Not the garden thread.  Heh. 

Posted by: KT at May 20, 2017 06:00 AM (qahv/)

313 "On an unrelated note, I have had an ear worm for days. My Dentist says it is not contagious." Try dropping a brick on your big toe. I read that it's good for toothaches as well. Right here on this smart military/medical blog.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 06:00 AM (J+eG2)

314 Bowing Barack looking like a bigger bowing mincing fag than ever today. Sad!

Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 20, 2017 06:00 AM (nFwvY)

315 not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things. I'm not so sure about that. Google some images of these guys in the '70's. I mean, hot pants?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2017 06:01 AM (7uYFy)

316 Rompers are just another effect of stupid men letting women burn their man cards in a toaster oven.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 06:01 AM (aMlLZ)

317 And regardless of whether the things are unattractive, unmanly, nonfunctional or not; and regardless of whether it's the latest fashion craze or not; Romphim is NOT the opposite of Romper for crying out loud. The word is 'romper', not 'romp-her'. The suffix -er has no sexual orientation or gender. If you are going to play around with words and pretend to be clever, at least have some sense of language. Friggin' amateurs.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 06:03 AM (wPiJc)

318 The suffix -er has no sexual orientation or gender. If you are going to play around with words and pretend to be clever, at least have some sense of language. You know what's clever? Describing a history centered around women as herstory, that's what's clever.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2017 06:04 AM (6FqZa)

319 296 Ok, for excellent photos, videos, etc, the DailyMail UK has a full length detailed article on the Trump visit to SA. Sad we have to go to a foreign newspaper to get a factual article and photo of the President's trip. http://tinyurl.com/n52foh9 Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (62eBc) Wow, Melania's dress is gorgeous. As you said earlier, it is respectful of the culture, without being obsequious (as a head covering would have been). Also this: "Trump flew to the capital Riyadh overnight on Air Force One -- becoming the only president to make Saudi Arabia, or any majority Muslim country, his first stop overseas as president." But Trump hates teh Muzzies, derp.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2017 06:05 AM (sdi6R)

320 "I'm not so sure about that." Freddie would have worn RompHims. We would have worn them on an album cover even. I have absolutely no doubt of that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2017 06:05 AM (J+eG2)

321 Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 11:03 AM (wPiJc) I can't not read it as "Rom-fim". It looks like some subcategory of angel.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2017 06:06 AM (sEDyY)

322 You know what's clever? Describing a history centered around women as herstory, that's what's clever. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo ***** 'Zactly! So I'm not the only one, eh?

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 06:06 AM (wPiJc)

323 A more apt female version of the word 'history' would be 'hystery'

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 06:07 AM (wPiJc)

324 i was being sarcastic. i seem to remember freddie wearing something similar to those. i think the clip is still out there somewhere. live at wembly maybe?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 06:10 AM (KP5rU)

325 I can't not read it as "Rom-fim". It looks like some subcategory of angel. ***** I had the same thought. Cherub-him and Serap-him!

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at May 20, 2017 06:12 AM (wPiJc)

326 Yeah, she's cute and supposedly has a nice ass,
Overheard a brother saying he didn't think much of it the other day. 
I told him "English Standards" - the Brit there also laughed.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at May 20, 2017 06:32 AM (FhXTo)

327 295 294; yup. not even freddie mercury or elton john would have worn an abortion like those effin things. Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 10:51 AM (KP5rU) Bad news, though in fairness I believe these were called RompAnythingThatMoves http://tinyurl.com/lxhb3gr

Posted by: mx4 at May 20, 2017 07:47 AM (DfDpF)

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