April 28, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell To Take Over For Meredith Viera On "The Vagina View"
— Ace

Some say that Rosie O'Donnell reading her "poetry" aloud for an audience of millions is the Key to the Gate of Entropic Death.*

The stars cruelly align; the heavens spin in a sickening spiral; the Outer Dark intrudes into our own world, and Mighty Cthulhu rouses from his slumber of aeons.

If Joy Behar, Barbara Walters, and Rosie O'Donnell ever appear on the same episode, their collective yapping will call forth the destruction of the universe and the end of all life.

Which -- given that we just witnessed the cosmic horror of a team-up of Behar, Walters, and O'Donnell -- would be a glass-is-half-full sort of situation.

Thanks to Chickpea.

* As noted in both the Necronomicon and the Book Scrolls of Skelos.

Posted by: Ace at 05:39 AM | Comments (23)
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1 The strikethrough feature for the whole blog is a nice touch! I look forward to it being fixed, though.

Posted by: ken at April 28, 2006 05:41 AM (hFZJx)

2 If I never had a reason to watch that meaningless, blathering squawk-fest before, I certainly do now.

I cannot imagine how those giggling morons are going to get along with the obnoxious beast-woman. This should be good for at least one, cring-inducing, head-shaking, nausea-fighting "View"ing.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 28, 2006 05:46 AM (AQGeh)

3 What's "The View"?

I never heard of it till today

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 28, 2006 06:00 AM (pzen5)

4 Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: adolfo velasquez at April 28, 2006 06:07 AM (XR42v)

5 Aww, too bad Ace. You could have booked her first.

Every show needs a fat angry bulldyke for color.

Posted by: lauraw at April 28, 2006 06:17 AM (4+++L)

6 From a stay at home mom of four (I think I'm in the demographics, except with 2 too many kids)...........This show blows!
Of course I'm pretty sure Rosie doesn't blow, although I do know what other lesbians do thanks to Ace.

Posted by: pajama momma at April 28, 2006 06:20 AM (IC2Qj)

7 Oh, the humanity!


Posted by: Anachronda at April 28, 2006 06:22 AM (Y7t14)

8 What's "The View

Dave, it's an opportunity for you to flush your eyesockets and cranial cavity with bleach after watching it every weekday morning!

Posted by: kevlarchick at April 28, 2006 06:22 AM (bWRxm)

9 Foolish infidels, you have set Rosie O'donnell and Barbara Walters loose on the human race. Shari'a doesn't look so bad now, huh?

Posted by: Mohammed at April 28, 2006 06:46 AM (XR42v)

10 You see now why I need the bomb?

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at April 28, 2006 06:52 AM (XR42v)

11 Dude, you can kill all of the pigs and monkeys, but you still look like Roberto Benigni.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 28, 2006 06:55 AM (XR42v)

12 Anachronda: Heh! That was my first thought, as well.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Posted by: cardeblu at April 28, 2006 07:12 AM (NX340)

13 I had to go out and read Call of Cthulu just too keep up. Ace of Spades, making great contributions to literacy...

"The Thing of the idols, the green, sicky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again... After vigintillions of years great Cthulu was loose again, and ravening for delight."

Posted by: Joe at April 28, 2006 07:45 AM (7JKn/)

14 How does one pronounce "Cthulu"? Is it, "ka-thoo-loo"?

I mean, in case I meet him or something. I don't wanna piss him off.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 28, 2006 08:23 AM (pzen5)

15 How does one pronounce "Cthulu"? Is it, "ka-thoo-loo"?

That's the way I say it.

And don't worry, Dave. You'll be eaten last.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2006 10:22 AM (gWvet)

16 Jimmy Kimmel said that having Rosie and Star Jones together was like Alien Vs Predator.

I never got how that pretty blonde Greek was supposed to be the stupid one who was dragging down the level of the whole show. She was funny.

Posted by: Dave Munger at April 28, 2006 10:34 AM (8dpsl)

17 AAhh yes ROSIE O,DONNELL the leader of the so called MILLION MOM MARCH who says that gun owners should be sent to jail then gets a gun for her adopted childs bodyguard ROSIE O,HYPOTCRIT

Posted by: spurwing plover at April 28, 2006 12:09 PM (A09bm)

18 I had a sneaking suspicion that this bit of lunacy would not escape your notice, Ace. When I heard of it earlier today I immediately thought, "go to the blogs." Reality can be stranger than fiction.

Posted by: Angibegood at April 28, 2006 12:29 PM (7fpZ3)

19 Dave in Texas,
It's pronounced "mix-yit-zel- spre".No,wait.That's someone else.But to get serious,perhaps someone could be designated to watch this show-as a servic to humanity,and so the rest don't have to-and report on it.

Posted by: corwin at April 28, 2006 01:44 PM (TdHDx)

20 eeeuuuwww, as if the previous collection of trolls wasn't enough to keep me away ....

Posted by: iamfelix at April 28, 2006 03:14 PM (U8gb+)

21 Regarding Ms. O'Donnell on The View all I can say is:
"I for one, look foward to our new Islamic masters ".

Posted by: jjshaka at April 28, 2006 04:32 PM (BJYNn)

22 So she needs a real job now that she flushed her millions down the drain on some ridiculous broadway production that was doomed to oblivion?

Boo hoo.

Posted by: at April 28, 2006 07:41 PM (XbJeu)

23 She got K-mart to removes guns and K-mart went bank-rupt she hosted SUSICAL THE MUSICAL and it was one of broadways worse muscals ever she hosted the TONY AWARDS and they bomb in the neilsens and she dose something called REALY ROSIE and it stinks

Posted by: spurwing plover at April 30, 2006 09:08 AM (QtdTZ)

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