April 28, 2006
— Ace Some say that Rosie O'Donnell reading her "poetry" aloud for an audience of millions is the Key to the Gate of Entropic Death.*
The stars cruelly align; the heavens spin in a sickening spiral; the Outer Dark intrudes into our own world, and Mighty Cthulhu rouses from his slumber of aeons.
Which -- given that we just witnessed the cosmic horror of a team-up of Behar, Walters, and O'Donnell -- would be a glass-is-half-full sort of situation.
Thanks to Chickpea.
Posted by: ken at April 28, 2006 05:41 AM (hFZJx)
I cannot imagine how those giggling morons are going to get along with the obnoxious beast-woman. This should be good for at least one, cring-inducing, head-shaking, nausea-fighting "View"ing.
Posted by: wiserbud at April 28, 2006 05:46 AM (AQGeh)
I never heard of it till today
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 28, 2006 06:00 AM (pzen5)
Posted by: adolfo velasquez at April 28, 2006 06:07 AM (XR42v)
Every show needs a fat angry bulldyke for color.
Posted by: lauraw at April 28, 2006 06:17 AM (4+++L)
Of course I'm pretty sure Rosie doesn't blow, although I do know what other lesbians do thanks to Ace.
Posted by: pajama momma at April 28, 2006 06:20 AM (IC2Qj)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 28, 2006 06:22 AM (Y7t14)
Dave, it's an opportunity for you to flush your eyesockets and cranial cavity with bleach after watching it every weekday morning!
Posted by: kevlarchick at April 28, 2006 06:22 AM (bWRxm)
Posted by: Mohammed at April 28, 2006 06:46 AM (XR42v)
Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at April 28, 2006 06:52 AM (XR42v)
Posted by: Mohammed at April 28, 2006 06:55 AM (XR42v)
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
Posted by: cardeblu at April 28, 2006 07:12 AM (NX340)
"The Thing of the idols, the green, sicky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again... After vigintillions of years great Cthulu was loose again, and ravening for delight."
Posted by: Joe at April 28, 2006 07:45 AM (7JKn/)
I mean, in case I meet him or something. I don't wanna piss him off.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 28, 2006 08:23 AM (pzen5)
That's the way I say it.
And don't worry, Dave. You'll be eaten last.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2006 10:22 AM (gWvet)
I never got how that pretty blonde Greek was supposed to be the stupid one who was dragging down the level of the whole show. She was funny.
Posted by: Dave Munger at April 28, 2006 10:34 AM (8dpsl)
Posted by: spurwing plover at April 28, 2006 12:09 PM (A09bm)
Posted by: Angibegood at April 28, 2006 12:29 PM (7fpZ3)
It's pronounced "mix-yit-zel- spre".No,wait.That's someone else.But to get serious,perhaps someone could be designated to watch this show-as a servic to humanity,and so the rest don't have to-and report on it.
Posted by: corwin at April 28, 2006 01:44 PM (TdHDx)
Posted by: iamfelix at April 28, 2006 03:14 PM (U8gb+)
"I for one, look foward to our new Islamic masters ".
Posted by: jjshaka at April 28, 2006 04:32 PM (BJYNn)
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Posted by: spurwing plover at April 30, 2006 09:08 AM (QtdTZ)
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