October 31, 2007

Ron Rosenbaum Rumor About Bill Clinton?
— Ace

First, the background. He said he hasn't heard of this rumor "in this form" before, meaning it's already out there.

This is already out there, of course.

Billionaire Belinda Stronach insists there is nothing true about the rumors she and former President Clinton are having an affair, adding that it's all a Republican plot.

The ultra-wealthy member of Canada's parliament, who switched from the Conservative to the Liberal party, told the Montreal Gazette that the rumors upset her and she doesn't know whether to laugh or cry about the global hullabaloo over her alleged role as Cinton's latest squeeze.

Echoing Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's famous allegation of a "vast right-wing conspiracy," Stronach told the Gazette she suspects the rumors have been spread by Republicans.

But it wasn't Republicans who reported last year that she was spotted all over New York with Clinton last year - it was the media.

New York Daily News columnist Ben Widdicombe told ExtraTV.com: "She's blonde, she's ambitious and she's in politics, but she's not Bill Clinton's wife. It's Belinda Stronach, his friend from Canada who's been visiting Bill in New York this week.

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Wrote ExtraTV.com: "And Belinda is no stranger to the limelight either. She's divorced from Olympic champion speed skater Johan Olaf Lass and currently has romantic ties to another politician. Still, there have been rumors of a romance between Belinda and Bill since they met five years ago at a charity event."

So there's that. What could be the not "in this form" twist? Well, I hate to speculate (ahem) but it could be They're in love and Bill and Hillary plan on divorcing as soon as the elections are over.

It should also be noted Clinton has been linked to socialite Lisa Belzberg. Against this rumor: It seems to have been over for a while. In favor of this rumor: She's reportedly "busty."

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And so she is. Nice. And they look real, too. /sarcasm.

MTT, incidentally, says he knows -- as in knows-knows -- that the Belzberg fling is back on:

Again, it's Lisa Belzberg.

And yes, they did have a fling (or are still having it.)

I know this to be true.

Don't ask me how.

Except, a good friend of mine used to date her and he told me about Clinton a LONG time ago.

Just sayin'.

MTT, by the way, seems to be the sort of guy who could move in such circles, or at least have friends in such circles. He's also not a lunatic.

Rosenbaum seems to suggest it's not necessarily about a candidate herself, but about her "marriage:"

It raises all sorts of ethical questions. What about private sexual behavior is relevant? What about a marriage belongs in the coverage of a presidential campaign? Does it go to the judgment of the candidate in question? Didn’t we all have a national nervous breakdown over these questions nearly a decade ago?

Further, he seems to be talking about someone poised to win:

And what about timing? They, meaning the DC elite media, must know if it comes out before the parties select their primary winners and eventual nominees, voters would have the ability to decide how important they felt it to the narrative of the candidate in question. Aren’t they, in delaying and not letting the pieces fall where they potentially may, not refusing to act but acting in a different way—taking it upon themselves to decide the Presidential election by their silence?

A commenter, Jon, states he hears it's about Bill's affairs. And Rosenbaum seems to indicate that's exactly what it's about.

[Jon:] A few friends of mine belong to the media elite and they tell me that the sexual "scandal" involves Bill Clinton cheating on Hilary, with the ethical problems being:

1. Everyone already knows he is a cheater, and;

2. He is not the candidate.

It could be that the media would have run with this aleady if it were a Republican, but I think the ethical problems are valid.

[Ron Rosenbaum:] I'm glad you agree the ethical problems are valid. i've taken a position of not confirming or denying any of the guesses and I think afte this I'm just no longer going to post "guessing game" type comments.

I would like to take this opportunity--since I've been accused of being pro Clinton ("part of the Clinton smear machine' and anti Clinton (a "wingnut"), that I have endorsed Hillary for President, that I'm a liberal and that neither has anything to do with the ethical dilemmas I'm writing about.

He seems to say that those particular "ethical problems" are valid, and, by implication, they're the exact "ethical problems" he's fretting about.

What does any of this mean? Well, all I know is the last time Bill publicly humiliated Hillary she got a Senate seat out of it. I'm not sure if I'm more worried this will be buried, or that this will be printed.

But is this really that "juicy," as Rosenbaum claimed? I dunno. I hate the Clintons and I'm not sure I can manage to give a shit about it, even if I try real hard. The only thing that would make it somewhat juicy is if there is a secret understanding that they will divorce in January 2009, but I don't know that even that's so earth shattering. Isn't that pretty much what we all expected anyhow?

On the other hand... This is juicier.

From the Michael Musto gossip column linked in the above article:

As I recently said on MONICA CROWLEY's radio show, whisper campaigns are claiming that HILLARY CLINTON is GAYLE KING–ing her aide de camp, the glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan. In other words, Hillary may be putting Huma out there in the press and purposely making her more visible as a pre-emptive strike that amounts to her hiding in plain sight. This way, no Republican can later say, "Who is this gorgeous babe who spends so much intimate time with Hillary that the Observer called her Hill's 'body person'? Was GENNIFER FLOWERS's book right about Hillary's sexual taste?" And does either of this couple have the balls to bottom?

Of course that whole scenario can't possibly be true, since Bill and Hill have been so lovey-dovey lately for the cameras, and besides, whenever he's been serviced by an intern—or by anyone—he's clearly been thinking of his wife. (They're that close.) But suddenly, Huma—a sort of Muslim SALMA HAYEK—has that spread in Vogue and the accompanying write-up notes that she "oversees every minute of Senator Clinton's day." Every single minute? Even Gayle King takes a break now and then! (PS: If I called for comment, Hillary's camp would surely say, "Just because two powerful women are closer than sardines doesn't make them dykes." And that's so true. Look at MATT and BEN. But now that Crowley has dubbed me the head of Huma Resources, I'm going to pursue this story with every cojone I've got.)

That story is from August, so the timing makes sense, at least.

Then again, 1) gays think everyone is gay, 2) gossip columnists think everyone is gay, and 3) gay gossip columnists think even industrial robots are gay.

Gennifer Flowers claimed it was true:

"There's something you need to know. I've been hearing tales around town that Hillary is having another thing with a woman." I watched his face to see his reaction, and couldn't believe it when he burst out laughing. I was stunned! I asked him what was so funny. "Honey," he said, "she's probably eaten more pussy than I have."

Bill said he had known for a long time that Hillary was attracted to women, and it didn't really bother him anymore. His first clue came from her lack of enjoyment of sex with him. She didn't like to experiment and insisted on the missionary position and nothing else. Because she wasn't enjoying herself; neither was he. Sex with her became a duty; nothing more."
-- Gennifer Flowers, Passion and Betrayal, p.42]

Then again, that's quoting Bill Clinton. I'm sure he had a lot of excuses for cheating on his wife, including "she's a dyke," "she's a man," and "she died fourteen years ago, God bless her soul, Oh God, I miss her more every day that passes."

Oh The Huma-nity: This NY Observer article clears up absolutely none of the mystery surrounding Hillary's "glamorous" Gal Friday.

Hillary’s Mystery Woman: Who is Huma?

Senator Clinton’s closest aide, Ms. Abedin never sweats; Oscar de la Renta wants to dress her

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Which gets at another facet of the cult of Huma: She’s something of a mystery, even to the people who have worked in her proximity for years.

Very little is publicly known about her, which of course leaves plenty to talk about. And the rumors abound. According to various accounts from Huma acquaintances interviewed for this story: She’s Lebanese, she’s Jordanian, she’s Iranian, she’s 26, she’s 36, she has two children, she lives with the Clintons.

“No one knows anything about her,” said one political aide. “She’s like Hillary’s secret weapon.”

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“I don’t really know much about her history,” said Mr. [Oscar] de la Renta, “because Huma is not such a talkative girl.”

Other political players with Clinton connections were just as effusive—and just as vague on the personal details.

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Ms. Abedin recently bought an apartment in the vicinity of 12th and U streets in Washington, D.C. When she comes to New York, she stays with her sister, who has an apartment in Manhattan—not, as one popular rumor has it, in Chappaqua with the Clintons. She has no children and has never been married. She’s single.

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This is a particuarly damning quote:

According to a friend, her favorite designers are Mr. de la Renta, Catherine Malandrino, Charles Nolan and Prada. “And she has a weakness for Marc Jacobs bags,” said the friend. “She is known for her bags

Ouch! Hillary can't be happy with that reference.

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A Special Category

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“Huma is an example of why more people, particularly in Washington, need to understand the rest of the world, need to recognize what an asset it is to have cross-cultural experiences,” wrote Queen Noor of Jordan in an e-mail. “She is loyal, intelligent, diplomatic, energetic and brings a broader understanding to the table—one that I wish there was more of in the world. It is this sensibility that has contributed to her being an enormous asset to Hillary in Washington and New York and now in this next endeavor, and I am proud of her.”

And so, apparently, is the boss.

Eh.

Posted by: Ace at 12:41 PM | Comments (100)
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1 Look...don't judge me man...I'm just doing the thinking here. If you were married to you know who...you would be looking at every piece of tail that walked by and even the ones that can't walk...I'll snake them too.....I have no shame and I love...what?....she's back?....ok....look....shhh we never had this conversation...hey!.....NO!!!!! not in the purse!!!!!!!

Posted by: Clinton's Penis at October 31, 2007 12:50 PM (Am6n/)

2 There is the potential of a divorced lesbian in the WH? and there are people out there who think Rudy is not Christian enough?
Jeebus M&J......

Posted by: mbruce at October 31, 2007 12:53 PM (LLCm9)

3

This is just stupid. No one cares. Everyone knows that Bill is a cheater. Everyone knows that the Democrats do not care if their candidate has any personal moral ethics. There is no "sin" in the Democratic party.


 


 


Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 31, 2007 12:56 PM (wiqke)

4 So that is her secret plan to get the world to love us, travel around with her gay Muslim lover! Brilliant!!! Should work like a charm .

Posted by: mbruce at October 31, 2007 12:58 PM (LLCm9)

5 only "busty" pic I could find.

Link

Posted by: Silk at October 31, 2007 12:59 PM (rL8jP)

6 This is too good to possibly be true.

Posted by: Techie at October 31, 2007 01:03 PM (T+8Gr)

7 It will be released at the most opportune moment to gain Hillary! the sympathy vote. It's about "feelings".

Posted by: GarandFan at October 31, 2007 01:03 PM (+tCxF)

8

I'm very curious about what the tasteful, restrained NewsMax headline is gonna be if they choose to run a story about this anonymous rumor of the MUSLIM SAPPHIC HILLARY LOVER


That's juicy, all right.  You could power a turbine-car and double the horsepower with stories like that.


Posted by: See-Dubya at October 31, 2007 01:05 PM (drTeV)

9 Wouldn't the better rumor be that Bill was dating Huma Abedin but
Hillary! stole her from him, so now he's going after Stronach on the
rebound?



Posted by: Drew at October 31, 2007 01:05 PM (hlYel)

10 This is why the clam had to die

Posted by: I see conspiracies everywhere at October 31, 2007 01:06 PM (evdj2)

11 I still find it hard to believe that journos have ethics, let alone ethical problems.

If it hurts the dems, especially the Clintons, it doesn't run. No problem here.

Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2007 01:07 PM (9221z)

12 Granted my standards are not too high but both Stronarch and Belzberg are doable.  And by not too high I mean female and breathing.  And by breathing I mean have been exposed to oxygen in the recent past.  But I digress.

I can't really say that I care at this point.. My concern is solely keeping that pack of surrender minded jackasses out of the White House and that brings to mind a quote by Phil Sheridan  (or maybe George Patton I have heard it attributed to both) "A soldier who won't f**k won't fight".  By that token Fred and Rudy should be ready to tear the world a new a**hole. 

Posted by: chad at October 31, 2007 01:08 PM (lNQg8)

13 Aside from the fact that sound of Hillary's voice makes me break out in hives, this is my number one reason I wouldn't want Hillary! to win the election: I'd have to spend another four years reading about the slimy antics (sexual, monetary, and ethical) of this shrew and her horndog husband.

Like the Athenians under Cleisthenes,  we should be able to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracism">ostracize</a> one person each year for the good of the democracy.  Number one vote getter has to leave for ten years.  At the end of a decade you can come back and pick up where you left off. 

Of course, the problem with this plan is that we've got a 50-year backlog of assholes who need ostracizing, starting with this pair and their sycophantic hangers-on.

Posted by: DelD at October 31, 2007 01:09 PM (CttmP)

14

RWS is right.


I don't care if Bill Clinton eats caviar out of Kim Kardashian's asshole while Hillary fingerbangs Helen Thomas. And neither should you.


Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 31, 2007 01:10 PM (uOvAE)

15

By that token Fred and Rudy should be ready to tear the world a new a**hole. 
Which is precisely what it needs...


Posted by: sherlock at October 31, 2007 01:14 PM (ojW85)

16

http://niralimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/abedin.jpg


They call her "HIllary's Handler."  Awwww yeeeeah....


Posted by: TallDave at October 31, 2007 01:21 PM (r1Ip+)

17 This counts as colorful and wide ranging, right?

Posted by: Drew at October 31, 2007 01:21 PM (hlYel)

18 TallDave, she's a Hillary "Insider." bowwwwn-chicka-bowowowwwwnn.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 31, 2007 01:24 PM (uOvAE)

19 Ace, it is your duty to put as many pics of Huma Abedin on your site as google search can turn up.

Posted by: abw at October 31, 2007 01:25 PM (FJ/ua)

20

MTT, incidentally, says he knows -- as in knows-knows -- that the Belzberg fling is back on:


Again, it's Lisa Belzberg.

And yes, they did have a fling (or are still having it.)

I know this to be true.


I don't read this as MTT saying the affair is back on. I read it as MTT saying he knows they had an affair, and it's possible they are still having one.

It absolutely amazes me that anyone would vote for either of the Clintons after their years of bad behavior. Have you no shame, America? At long last, have you no shame?


Posted by: sauropod at October 31, 2007 01:29 PM (hAdhk)

21
Maybe, MTT should weigh in as to whether they are real or not because they look fake to me.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 01:32 PM (yjLO4)

22 Bill Clinton eats caviar out of Kim Kardashian's asshole while Hillary fingerbangs Helen Thomas

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Senator Larry Craig at October 31, 2007 01:32 PM (4exlu)

23

Queen Noor of Jordan, eh?


For some reason I just got this craving for circus peanuts.  Why is that?


Posted by: See-Dubya at October 31, 2007 01:37 PM (9hI24)

24 Also we should revist the whole silly posing for photos scandal.

Posted by: abw at October 31, 2007 01:37 PM (FJ/ua)

25 I think it's Hillary and Huma - read my post here:
Halloween, Hillary, Huma and a Hidden Sexual Affair

Posted by: Vince Foster at October 31, 2007 01:37 PM (gTdfp)

26 22
Maybe, MTT should weigh in as to whether they are real or not because they look fake to me.

Considering her age and social status I think it is mandatory that they be enhanced at the very least.

Posted by: mbruce at October 31, 2007 01:39 PM (LLCm9)

27 I don't care if Bill Clinton eats caviar out of Kim Kardashian's
asshole while Hillary fingerbangs Helen Thomas. And neither should you.

What? Bill Clinton eating caviar out of Kim Kardashians asshole doesnt concern you?

No?

Well your wrong buddy - Bill Clinton eating caviar out of Kim Kardashians asshole should concern us all.

Posted by: Horatio Amish from CSI: Lancaster at October 31, 2007 01:39 PM (BWvjd)

28 If this is all it is, I don't give a crap.  This is reason number 12,345,984 why I truly hope that Hillary! doesn't get elected.  I am sick to death of hearing about the Clinton's sex life.  I don't want to hear it, I don't care about their marriage, I don't want to know.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 31, 2007 01:42 PM (/pJ5f)

29 So, it is a shock that Hillary is a rug muncher?

A bitch on wheels with a bad attitude and a manly way about her, not to mention a 60's radical, a dyke?

GET OUT OF HERE!

I would personally love to see Hillary! asked about all this. I mean, it would be simply amazing.

I already judge her to be a leftist nut, so knowing she is sexually fucked up too, well, that would be the icing on the cake.

But of course, the media only cares about digging into conservatives sex lives.

Posted by: E Buzz Miller at October 31, 2007 01:43 PM (sf4Oe)

30

Stronach is too old and too smart for Bill.  And she's not half as smart as she thinks she is.  Plus I don't see Billy wanting Peter McKay's sloppy seconds.


 


"On October 19, 2006, there was a debate on the Conservative Party's clean air plan was taking place when MP Mark Holland said that a Liberal colleague, David McGuinty asked MacKay about the impact of pollution on humans and animals by asking, "What about your dog?". This was intended as a jab at MacKay in reference to the time he was photographed on his father's farm with the animal after his relationship with Belinda Stronach had ended. Holland claims this is when MacKay allegedly made reference to Belinda Stronach's empty chair (she was absent that day) and said "You already have her."


Posted by: holdfast at October 31, 2007 01:43 PM (Gzb30)

31

Hillary fingerbangs Helen Thomas


 


MY EYES!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Michael F at October 31, 2007 01:43 PM (g0uvk)

32 sauropod,

Yes, that's what I meant.

Hence the parenthetical or.

And no, I'm not a lunatic.

But I could be wrong.

Just sayin'.

And aoshq janitor,

Yes, they're real.

And if fact, they may have been reduced.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MTT at October 31, 2007 01:44 PM (1xjmZ)

33 I'd never noticed before how fucking ginormous Franken's head is.  Seems like the bigger a pinko cockknocker you are, the bigger your head gets (see Maher, Bill, and Moulitsas, Markos, for further proof.)

Posted by: zetetic at October 31, 2007 01:45 PM (f7A+e)

34 I was listening to Playboy Radio (it's good, I swear, shut up), and the ladies were discussing how badly they wanted to slobber-up Bill's naughty stick.  Everybody knows he's a sex addict, nobody seems to care, and the whores all want a piece.  But, luckily you can't vote with a stick in your mouth.

Posted by: Joanie at October 31, 2007 01:45 PM (RerMk)

35
Shouldn't Hummer be married? I thought it's mandatory that women be sold into marriage by her age. In fact, she's about 15 years too late.  Something  is weird here.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 01:49 PM (yjLO4)

36

The SCANDAL is obvious.


Huma gave Bill a hummer and Hil thinks it's a bummer.


 


Posted by: Kevin B at October 31, 2007 01:52 PM (b+q0C)

37
What's worse? Having a dyke in the Whitehouse? Or, the fact that she may be eating Wahabi pussy?

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 01:54 PM (yjLO4)

38 Fakeroversy of the week.

Next week:

Obama: Shocking 1978 photo shows him wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

Next week-week: The "Vote Republican Hobgoblin" reprises his role as political blackmailer. Be there !

Posted by: 13times at October 31, 2007 01:54 PM (hMEcC)

39 This is why even if I were a Democrat and agreed with Hillary on the issues, I'd still never vote for her. I just don't feel like going through another four or eight years of their psycho-drama. Bill's a sex addict, she's unlikeable and has a political tin ear. They're both money hungry, keep sleazy friends around, and essentially have no ethics. It would just be one scandal/issue/drama after another with Democratic activists having to pull out the stops to defend the indefensible. Either we'd have First Couple divorce in early 2009 or they would both be living a public lie during her term. Neither option sounds appealing. In 1992 the country had an excuse for not knowing what the Clintons bring with them. Today we don't.

Posted by: Maetenloch at October 31, 2007 01:58 PM (mMHdc)

40 But, luckily you can't vote with a stick in your mouth.

Why, because there's no room in there for the lever?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2007 01:59 PM (Ds4I5)

41 "Yes, they're real.
And if fact, they may have been
reduced.
"


See? I told you there was no God.

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at October 31, 2007 01:59 PM (BWvjd)

42
Posted by: 13times at October 31, 2007 06:54 PM (hMEcC)


Oh, I love it when trolls show fake indignation.

Troll, I'm sure no one would ever create a fake scandal about President Bush.

Posted by: Slublog at October 31, 2007 02:02 PM (XpXYZ)

43 If the story is Bill has cheated, that's good for Hillary! because every time a story comes up about him being a dog, Hillary! gets the sympathy vote and her postitives go up and her negatives go down, although why this is so I don't know.

If the story is that Hillary! is a lezbo, her campaign is over, I don't care how powerful she is or how much money she has- this country is NOT going to elect a lesbian, it barely has the liberality to elect a woman.

I've said this for years, the first woman president will be a Republican, and she sure as hell won't be a lesbian (at least not an outed one!)

God, let this be the story. Any Republican running against Obambi or Edwards will steamroll in a huge landslide.

Posted by: docweasel at October 31, 2007 02:04 PM (ACIZZ)

44 So if Hilary becomes President, that means our President is having a lesbian affair with a Muslim.

Fucking awesome!  It might be worth it just to watch the splodeydopes heads explode.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 31, 2007 02:08 PM (iy3nW)

45
Maybe, we need Tushar D to weigh in. She's Indian/Paki. He knows about those things.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 02:09 PM (yjLO4)

46

Any Republican running against Obambi or Edwards will steamroll in a huge landslide.


Yeah, but what if that Republican is Huckabee?


Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2007 02:10 PM (1AOJB)

47
Look at MATT and BEN.

Who are matt and ben?

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 02:15 PM (yjLO4)

48
Yes, they're real.




And if fact, they may have been reduced.


Sometimes science is used for evil ends.

Posted by: Drew at October 31, 2007 02:19 PM (hlYel)

49
I'm sure Belinda Stronach and Bill are no longer having an affair  -- she, unfortunately, had a mastectomy last spring. He's not the type to stick around. She also had her surgery in the US because it was the best place to have it done.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 02:19 PM (yjLO4)

50 I think I know what a fakeroversy is: it's something that is highly plausible but must be denied "for the sake of the party (and The Children)."  It wouldn't be getting much play if it didn't ring so true to the characters involved. 

That being said, I really don't care what they do, as long as they do it somewhere I don't have to hear about it.  Unfortunately I have the feeling we'll hear about those two for years to come, no matter what the outcome of the election.  They love the spotlight too much to leave it.

Posted by: cranky-d at October 31, 2007 02:22 PM (XbM2O)

51 Thanks for keeping on top of this.

Posted by: Muslihoon at October 31, 2007 02:29 PM (z5uFQ)

52 What did I say? Clinton, Bill mutha-effin' Clinton.

And I doubt this will move the polls one way or another. 50% of America doesn't like Hill for personal reasons...cuz she seems like a bitch. True or false.
But Bill survived worse, the tramp eruptions and draft-dodging and pot-smoking without inhaling, that was perhaps the dumbest damn controversy/dodge I ever heard, by the way. If you're gonna get high, you better damn inhale. The green costs money, chief; might as well stack up stems and seeds, but whatever. Anyways, half the country hates her, and the rest merely dislike her, Sappho or not.

I just hope the nominee is Guilliani; he is flawed eighteen ways from Sunday but if the nominee is Clinton, evangelicals will have to be the most-fucking-stupidest morons on the face of the planet to stay at home or vote democrat. And if that describes you and your plans for next November, sorry, but you are retarded.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at October 31, 2007 02:42 PM (qTdgI)

53 Our next president's lesbian paramour is a muslim to boot? We're doomed.

Posted by: ricpic at October 31, 2007 02:43 PM (CaZ8t)

54

Is Franken ugly or what?  If I had a head with what is apparently supposed to be a "face" growing on the front of it like that, I'd turn on the gas and stick it in the oven as a favor to the rest of mankind.


Kids, this is what happens when you do that liberal "head-tilt of concern" too many times!  And tragically, you DON'T go blind from it, so you have to avoid mirrors or learn to control your gag reflex.


It's pretty bad when something is so horrific that even a luscious set of knockers on the other side of the picture can't keep you from looking at it in morbid fascination like it was the grisly aftermath of a high-speed train wreck.  Which, now that I think of it...


Posted by: sherlock at October 31, 2007 02:46 PM (ojW85)

55 I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Franken's freakishly large head.

Posted by: Iblis at October 31, 2007 02:55 PM (9221z)

56 As much as I hate Hillary, I don't buy it.  From comments (including by Republicans) who knew them back at Yale, there was actually a time when she was genuinely in love with him--It didn't start out as a sham marriage (at least from her perspective).  Beyond that, and I'll admit this is just hearsay, there were also stories about her throwing stuff at Bill and getting legitimately upset when it was proved he had an affair.  She seems more like she was in denial for a while vs. coming to an agreement with Bill to be in an open marriage.

Posted by: AD at October 31, 2007 02:58 PM (B8Zms)

57

If this is all it is, I don't give a crap.  This is reason number 12,345,984 why I truly hope that Hillary! doesn't get elected.  I am sick to death of hearing about the Clinton's sex life.  I don't want to hear it, I don't care about their marriage, I don't want to know.


That's what I was trying to say! I don't know where that caviar thing came from.


Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at October 31, 2007 03:01 PM (uOvAE)

58 Bill and Hillary!, why won't just go away and leave us alone.  Al Franken needs to get his teeth whitened.  Thats all I got.

Posted by: Hammer at October 31, 2007 03:06 PM (XWJh5)

59 Oh, btw, this rumor must simply be false. Hill's appeal is Bill. No bill, no sale. And shagging an apostate Muslim every night like something you'd see on HBO or Cinemax, well, that's just freaking AWESOME! The only thing more awesome would be if Hill kept a harem of Muslim chicks. Seriously, I dig that. Can you imagine Hill going to the UN or the OIC, or whatever, or visiting a Middle East country where there are laws on the books to execute people that do the things she does? Delicious.

Oh and what if, mid-term, she just decided to convert to Islam? In love with a Muslim, want to get married, eh, this is all sorts of dicked up...I must say, this takes my understanding of her bad judgment, and adds a three-figure exponent on top of it, and times it by pi, over Euler's Constant. This is like a 90 car pile-up, falling off a cliff, onto an airport, which overlooks a port, next to a pipeline, connected to a nuclear power plant, which is adjacent to the world's biggest orphanage and across from an Umbrella-Corporation bio-weapons lab, where they transform people into zombies. There is so much carnage that Ghengis Khan, Attila and Hannibal Lector just peeked in and said, man, screw that, these people have freaking ISSUES.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at October 31, 2007 03:06 PM (qTdgI)

60 Bill and Hillary!; for Gods sake, just go away and leave us alone.  Al Franken needs to get his teeth whitened.

Posted by: Hammer at October 31, 2007 03:08 PM (XWJh5)

61 I hope this isn't true. Remember what happened when the whole Monica thing came out? Right: Hillary's approval ratings went up. People felt sorry for her.

Careful what you wish for...

Posted by: Churchy McChurch at October 31, 2007 03:12 PM (d5zfo)

62 Well, this makes me fell all warm and fuzzy: http://www.observer.com/node/37040

Regarding Huma Abedin, "The back story, as it were, begins 32 years ago in Kalamazoo, Mich.,
where Ms. Abedin, who declined to participate in this article, lived
until the age of 2. Her family then relocated to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia,
where she lived until returning to the States for college. She attended
George Washington University. Her father, who died when she was 17, was
an Islamic and Middle Eastern scholar of Indian decent. He founded his
own institute devoted to Western-Eastern and interfaith understanding
and reconciliation and published a journal focusing on Muslim
minorities living in the diaspora. Her mother, a renowned professor in
Saudi Arabia, is Pakistani." 

Lately, we've come to see what "interfaith understanding" is to the other side.  But, I'm sure there's nothing here...

Posted by: MikeHu at October 31, 2007 03:12 PM (N/rsN)

63 If its the Hillary/lez thing she ain't gonna let something like this get in the way. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2007 03:13 PM (XDffs)

64 So not only will we elect our first woman President, we will also elect our first homo President?

Sorry, can't see that happening.

Posted by: E Buzz Miller at October 31, 2007 03:21 PM (sf4Oe)

65

1.  they're real


2. huma huma huma


3. who answers the phone at Hill's house in the morning?


Posted by: Belzberg's bra at October 31, 2007 03:22 PM (s29Ao)

66 Lemme see...

Cheney's lesbian daughter? Roll Tape! 
The Bush Twins?  BREAKING NEWS!

The First Dirtbag Wannabe cheating on his wife?  Welllll.... you knowwww... this raises ethical questionnnnnnnns.....

My surprisingly hard to eradicate urge to behave decently is currently locked in mortal combat with my "Oh, you mean like THIS?" gene....

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 31, 2007 03:26 PM (yIy7z)

67 Right: Hillary's approval ratings went up. People felt sorry for her.

Careful what you wish for...

Right, people felt sorry for her. A decade ago. But nobody gets elected to the locus of Executive Power of the most powerful country in the history of the world because of sympathy. If that was the case, Ace and JackM would be front runners as two morons with not-alot-going on for themselves. And I'd probably SecState, so there. There is going to be no sympathy this time, cause we KNOW he cheated on her, and she stuck with him and is also cheating on HIM.

Hillary Clinton, our first Jerry Springer President-hopeful. I pass, you can pick it up. And if Bill ain't gonna hit it, let me get that gonja.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at October 31, 2007 03:28 PM (qTdgI)

68

If they're real?  Proof of God's existence.


If they're not, it feeds into my made-up boob theory.


For the vast majority of women, there exists a mathematical relationship between arm circumference and boob size.  Do I know the boundary ratio?  No, but I know a violation when I see it.


Belzberg seems to violate that mathematical relationship.


Posted by: Rosetta at October 31, 2007 03:37 PM (0vNaM)

69 I think we should be very careful about going anywhere near this; the Clintons have a long history of riding sex scandal waves to victory over and over and over again.  This will never hurt them, so why play into it?

Posted by: Kensington at October 31, 2007 03:40 PM (Hzq7R)

70

Belzberg seems to violate that mathematical relationship.


Bah...I've known women with skinny arms and huge honkin mammaries


 


Posted by: Belzberg's bra at October 31, 2007 03:57 PM (s29Ao)

71 Vercingetorix --

This is like a 90 car pile-up, falling off a cliff, onto an
airport, which overlooks a port, next to a pipeline, connected to a
nuclear power plant, which is adjacent to the world's biggest orphanage
and across from an Umbrella-Corporation bio-weapons lab, where they
transform people into zombies. There is so much carnage that Ghengis
Khan, Attila and Hannibal Lector just peeked in and said, man, screw
that, these people have freaking ISSUES.


Thanks, man.  LMAO.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at October 31, 2007 03:59 PM (RiRew)

72

I think we should be very careful about going anywhere near this; the Clintons have a long history of riding sex scandal waves to victory over and over and over again.  This will never hurt them, so why play into it?


Actually Bill Clinton has a history of riding out sex scandals, Hillary not so much. She doesn't have the magical charisma that he does and so has little leeway in these kind of things. If it's a Hillary/lesbian scandal, her campaign is dead. If it's Bill having an affair, she's still in the game but is weakened since she'll have to either lie about it in public or take some action (separation, divorce?).


Posted by: Maetenloch at October 31, 2007 04:03 PM (mMHdc)

73 I volunteer to find out more about Huma. It's a dirty damned job, but somebody's got to do her. I mean, do it.

Posted by: The Unabrewer at October 31, 2007 04:10 PM (CDwI3)

74
I thought it was common knowledge t hat Bill has continued to cat around? You think he is going to stop because she is running for election? The man is a sex addict.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at October 31, 2007 04:17 PM (yjLO4)

75 Rosetta,

Oh no, they're real.

And I've been told, or led to believe, they were at one time bigger.

So much for math.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MTT at October 31, 2007 04:21 PM (1xjmZ)

76 ""I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling
at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me...AGAIN?!"

-- Hillary Clinton, No, Seriously, This Shit Is Getting Ridiculous, Simon & Schuster, NY 2009

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 31, 2007 04:29 PM (yIy7z)

77

I can't see either of them truly wanting to go under the microscope again.  They're rich and famous now.  In particular, what is in it for him?  He's already been there done that.  He can live like a rockstar with no scrutiny...He may conveniantly fall off the wagon to sabotage her ambitions and thereby keep himself a free man...I can dream can't I???


Posted by: hungover in SLC at October 31, 2007 04:34 PM (+rOvD)

78 I'll definitively hit the babe on the left.  I'll have to think about Franken for a while.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2007 04:42 PM (XDffs)

79 I know most of you guys are trashy pop-culture blonde-lovers. But I've gotta say...Huma is pretty freakin' hot. Like, really freakin' hot. Better than Lisa Belzberg any day of the week.

Posted by: The Band at October 31, 2007 04:43 PM (nHRdf)

80 My other thought is that the blond is too well-dressed and too thin for Bill- he like 'em chunky and trashy.

Posted by: docweasel at October 31, 2007 04:50 PM (ACIZZ)

81

<em>Then again, that's quoting Bill Clinton. I'm sure he had a lot of excuses for cheating on his wife, including "she's a dyke," "she's a man," and "she died fourteen years ago, God bless her soul, Oh God, I miss her more every day that passes."</em>


Best part of the whole piece.


You rule, Ace. 


Posted by: The Colossus at October 31, 2007 04:52 PM (QBuXz)

82

And I've been told, or led to believe, they were at one time bigger.

MTT,


I know those special angels exist that are natural but totally out of natural proportion.  I was only positing my boob math theory.


I want to believe they're real!!!!


Posted by: Rosetta at October 31, 2007 04:54 PM (KecxV)

83 RE: Jewish chicks with huge yobs

See: Shoshanna Lonstein, Soleil Moon Frye, a bunch of other chicks I can't remember the names of that have skinny bodies and nice big floppy Jewish titties.

Posted by: E Buzz Miller at October 31, 2007 05:05 PM (v/XJX)

84

The lesbo rumors about Hillary are ridiculous. This woman  has been too angry for decades to have sex with anyone or anything.


There was a reason Clinton has been catting around forever. That door closed with Hillary long long ago.


Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 31, 2007 05:12 PM (wiqke)

85 If I have to spend the next 8 years hearing about the clenis again, somebody's gonna get hurt.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at October 31, 2007 05:13 PM (gDNGv)

86

Hill is going to have to blow Bill during the next debate in order to put these rumors to rest.


 


Posted by: eman at October 31, 2007 05:27 PM (NPwKI)

87

Did anyone besides me go look at


http://www.nohillaryclinton.com/2007/10/31/halloween-hillary-huma-and-hidden-sex-affair-story/


linked above by Vince Foster?


In the photo of Hill and Huma, they both have  a true 'morning after' look about them.


 


Posted by: maxxman at October 31, 2007 05:32 PM (OYeDg)

88 RWS, I think you nailed it.  I know, I've got an angry wife.

Posted by: ApacheWarrier at October 31, 2007 06:01 PM (gAgwI)

89

I've heard the hillary/lesbian stuff from secret service folks. 


I've never, never understood what women find attractive in Bill Clinton.  I was repulsed by him back when the MSM started their swooning back in 1991.  The man is nasty.


Posted by: funky chicken at October 31, 2007 06:20 PM (I+jPP)

90

B Clinton does the "ask 100 women" approach to getting sex. He doesn't care if he gets turned down 85% of the time, or even if commits sexual assult while asking, he only counts the "scores".


B Stronach is a whore. She ran for the leadership of the Conservative party, came in 3rd and then joined the Liberals for a high-level cabinate posting. Plus she's accused of homewrecking by a hockey player's wife.


Whore is actually too good for her. Skank-a-ma-ho, yes that's more like it.


Posted by: 5Cats at October 31, 2007 06:49 PM (Knaf0)

91

So, after a fashion, both Clinton's like hummers. Doesn't that make them compatible? (And Leafs' ex-enforcer, Tie Domi, was the hockey player, by the way.)


Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2007 07:00 PM (kmA7v)

92 Sorry: "Clintons".

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2007 07:00 PM (kmA7v)

93

B Clinton does the "ask 100 women" approach to getting sex. He doesn't care if he gets turned down 85% of the time, or even if commits sexual assult while asking, he only counts the "scores".


Give Bill C. his due - it's not just volume, he's got mojo as well. Too bad he uses his powers for evil.


Posted by: Maetenloch at October 31, 2007 07:26 PM (gpjti)

94 I think a lot of people have forgotten the bad stuff about Clinton and choose only to remember the "good times." A reminder of their problems would be useful, I think, especially as an innoculation effect for Rudy/Fred. Bill's going to be in a diplomatic post, so I don't think they will divorce. Though they will watch Sarkozy as an example...

Posted by: Aaron at October 31, 2007 07:28 PM (7z27m)

95

Did anyone besides me go look at


http://www.nohillaryclinton.com/2007/10/31/halloween-hillary-huma-and-hidden-sex-affair-story/


Lower on the page is a great pic of Hillary, Secret Forbidden Lover, and ... Ellen DeGeneres. No lie.


Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at November 01, 2007 12:24 AM (uOvAE)

96 Huma! Huma! I'd hit that even if Hillary munched her first.

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