January 30, 2009
— Purple Avenger Ordinary friendly grasshopper + serotonin == ravenous locust.
...Knowing what causes this swift metamorphosis may help governments and farmers develop methods to control future locust outbreaks with chemicals that would suppress the offending serotonin...Or if you're a Doctor Evil type, trigger the transformation on demand to wreak havoc on your hapless victims.
All your plagues are belong to us
Posted by: douglas at January 30, 2009 10:45 PM (20QoQ)
Posted by: Dr. Manhattadropolis at January 30, 2009 10:50 PM (hjBEe)
Posted by: Al at January 30, 2009 11:06 PM (CyBUS)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 30, 2009 11:10 PM (Ygf78)
I don't know why, but when I was growing up and actually playing outside, I never saw any grasshoppers...now they're a freakin infestation. And then there are those creepy black ones that get in your house...ugh.
If anybody brings serotonin up in my neighborhood, I promise I will survive and kill you.
Posted by: Emily at January 30, 2009 11:55 PM (UUbAn)
Posted by: Flea at January 31, 2009 12:02 AM (rRYz4)
I always thought a swarm of locusts was simply a lot of grasshoppers. And we have always had something that would protect crops in the 3rd world from them.
It was called DDT but the eco-idiots got rid of it over another case of bad science (or in the case of DDT no science at all).
Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2009 12:06 AM (f6os6)
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Posted by: In Exile at January 31, 2009 01:23 AM (EgZCS)
(cue dramatic music)
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Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2009 02:15 AM (/i4dU)
The Utah connection was a given. Seagulls are so outmoded since miracles migrated into the chemical laboratory with the focus on behavioral science.
Posted by: Jonathan Livingston at January 31, 2009 02:33 AM (v0oaz)
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Posted by: In Exile at January 31, 2009 03:09 AM (EgZCS)
Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 31, 2009 03:25 AM (EuNhI)
Speaking of Utah, they have a species of cricket out there that looks like something from "Alien". I call them robocrickets. And of course, there's always the tarantulas.
They must be stopped. Before they ask for a bailout.
Posted by: Jones at January 31, 2009 03:30 AM (KOkrW)
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These are the fucking Unicorn we're getting?
BTW P/A..Although I love your tech articles, my attention span prohibits me from reading anything from you except gas mileage info, early and modern diesel/cooking oil vehicles, breast implants, or your troubles at Boca Del Vista , phase three.
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 31, 2009 04:20 AM (8/sTS)
Is anyone else getting the warning with their Google search results for any conservative blog that accessing that site will harm your computer?
Brian 9:43 AM EST
Posted by: Brian at January 31, 2009 04:43 AM (0XpI7)
Posted by: toby928 at January 31, 2009 04:44 AM (PD1tk)
YES. I just googled redstate.org and townhall.com and got the same warning.
There's skullduggery afoot...
Posted by: Jones at January 31, 2009 04:47 AM (KOkrW)
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Posted by: Mephitis at January 31, 2009 04:51 AM (17pTk)
Google has an advisory up stating that visiting this site might cause harm to my computer.
First time I've seen it.
Just passing along the word.
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Posted by: CoolCzech at January 31, 2009 05:41 AM (iafWn)
Posted by: In Exile at January 31, 2009 05:55 AM (EgZCS)
I think they already released the 245 Trioxin on Nov 4.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2009 06:06 AM (MKNSy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 31, 2009 06:10 AM (iafWn)
Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz at January 31, 2009 06:13 AM (XH/G8)
To me at least.
Posted by: sickinmass at January 31, 2009 06:22 AM (/i4dU)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 31, 2009 06:28 AM (id7IM)
It appears the locusts are influenced by the predominant religion in the area. It might be the polygamy factor. Coincidence or what?
the Mormon Cricket infestation problem: area dominated by Mormon's which at that time practiced polygamy
the desert locust (Schistocerca gregaria). The species infamous for wreaking havoc from Africa to Asia = area dominated by Islam which practices polygamy
Mormon's quit praticing polygamy in 1890 - Presto! No more Mormon Cricket problems.
Two options for solving the Africa/Asia locust problem:
1.Islam must stop the practice of polygamy or:
2: Get rid of Islam
I vote for #2
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Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 31, 2009 09:24 AM (DBS+D)
I'm thinking bigger, much bigger...like starved/rabid wharf rats. A nice wharf rat invasion at the Academy Awards would have them running for their lives.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 31, 2009 09:54 AM (Ygf78)
You mean, science that shows the stuff is poisonous to every living thing and that it destroys entire ecosystems is bad science?
Sorta like how the lab work that shows your tumor is malignant is bad science. Without the knowledge that you have cancer, you can die quicker, more painfully, but still ignorant.
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