October 29, 2009

Robbers Don't Have Masks, So Like They Draw Masks on Their Faces With Magic Marker 'n Stuff
— Ace

Smart.

The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.

Police arrested this guy (and his bud, his pic back at the link) near the home they'd tried to rob. Police kinda got suspicious about the magic marker villain masks and all.

Which is why villains usually wear masks they can take off after a heist.

See, they didn't get that part. The point of a mask is that you look different during the crime, and then you can also look different after the crime again.

Speaking of masks: Guy invents bra that can double as a face mask.

Cups and strap already there, see? No only that, but the activated charcoal of the mask serves to plump up your sweater pumpkins, too. Kind of a wonderbra that could just save your life.

Thanks to 3rdBird.

Posted by: Ace at 11:16 AM | Comments (176)
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1 Don't be so condescending.  Anyone could make that mistake.

Posted by: moron #15454 at October 29, 2009 11:18 AM (6U7rq)

2

Crackhead Halloween comes earlier than ours.

I think its a Easter Rite thing.

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (PD1tk)

3 eastern

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (PD1tk)

4 Raaaaccciiiist!

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2009 11:19 AM (VtygY)

5 We almost got away with it.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (VmAoa)

6 "We were just going to the Al Jolson festival officer.  Really."

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (wOGfT)

7

If not for O'Bama's economy, they could have purchased trog masks.  I give them props for stretching a buck in such a creative manner. 

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:21 AM (piBto)

8 "We were just going to the Al Jolson festival officer.  Really."

I laughed out loud.    Mammy!

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:22 AM (PD1tk)

9

They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.

Posted by: TheQuietman at October 29, 2009 11:22 AM (1Jaio)

10
Meth isn't really that much of a drug, really.  Makes you stupider.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (Haq+B)

11 Criminal masterminds, they ain't. Probably high as a kite too.

Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

12 Hilarious. Is that a lame attempt at an Alex DeLarge eyelash thingy, o my brother?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2009 11:23 AM (Do9Eu)

13

The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.

HAH! 

(But, crap, I'll have to think of a new Halloween costume.)

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:24 AM (piBto)

14 And this, kiddies, is your brain on cheap drugs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 29, 2009 11:24 AM (ZGhSv)

15 Can a woman share her bra  face mask with a man?

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 11:25 AM (kn+jW)

16 Breaking...Birmingham mayor Larry Langford convicted. Name that party.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at October 29, 2009 11:25 AM (07UBR)

17 Dude, next time get an ex-President mask.  You'll be back sampling the tasty waves in no time. 

Posted by: Gang from Point Break at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (5Ig1V)

18 "I like your look.  Can I join your gang?  I get naked.  It's what I do."

Posted by: Levi Johnston at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (wOGfT)

19 Totally racist. Charge 'em with a hate crime.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (Be4xl)

20 That urban camo works just fine in Picadilly Circus.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:26 AM (piBto)

21 Alcohol had to have been involved either in the planning or execution of this crime. Just had to have been.

Good thing they caught him. I'd hate to see his next plot, the hostage-taking of democracy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (swuwV)

22

Superman had that problem when he first moved to Gotham City.

Soon after Clark Kent moved from Smallville to work as a field sales representative, he knew he'd need a secret identity, so he took a Magic Marker (that's what they called Sharpies back then) and drew a pair of glasses on his face. Two days later, the first time the Superman's super powers were needed, the glasses were still on his face. Something about his super skin's molecular structure and the yellow rays of our sun prevented him from just spitting on his fingers and rubbing them off. Back at the home office, Kent's boss figured he was Superman and quite an idiot to boot.

"Move to Metropolis and start over," he told Clark. "And take up something that's not so taxing mentally. Something like journalism."

Posted by: FireHorse at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (Vl5GH)

23 Can a woman share her bra face mask with a man?

Only if she is wearing it at the time.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:27 AM (wOGfT)

24 Just when you think you have to have seen it all: The wealth of idiocy still astounds!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 11:29 AM (5/yRG)

25 Alcohol had to have been involved either in the planning or execution of this crime. Just had to have been.

Bearded guy got charged with DUI.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 11:29 AM (wOGfT)

26 Oh, like a facemask that you wear to keep from inhaling dust.  I get it now.  See, when you said "facemask," I immediately think "football helmet" or "hockey goalie," and I couldn't imagine how either of those would work as a bra for anyone besides, you know, Cthulhu's wife.

Posted by: Chris at October 29, 2009 11:30 AM (SiJV8)

27 21 -- Good one!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2009 11:32 AM (5/yRG)

28

I for one admire their resourcefulness, and we must remember that most experiments are failures!

Had this worked, the could have been riding a new paradigm shift in criminal identity obfuscation.

Next, they need to try those blue paint-on facial masks that some women wear. Then when the victims tell the police who robbed them, the "Blue Man Group" gets fingered for the caper and out resourceful ne'er-do-wells are free as a bird.

 

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at October 29, 2009 11:32 AM (H7Rlw)

29 I guess this is one upside in the decline of public education.  Criminals are making it easier for the cops to catch them.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at October 29, 2009 11:35 AM (NgoAe)

30 CUS: "Bearded guy got charged with DUI."

Well there ya go. Makes perfect sense. As the great philosopher Homercles Simpsonitis proclaimed, "Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." I suggest they start drinking heavily. OK, more heavily.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (swuwV)

31 Ace, you're on fire.  Stay thirsty, my frien.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (piBto)

32 It's the dewy "I've been weeping my emo heart out" eyes that really make the picture, don't you think?

Shine on you crazy diamond. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (4Pleu)

33 But are his pants well creased?

Posted by: David Brooks at October 29, 2009 11:36 AM (4FkTt)

34

Those guys are currently being recruited to work on Valerie Jarrett's staff.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2009 11:37 AM (cB77O)

35 En fuego!

Posted by: Stand-in Puppet for the Guy Who Says 'En Fuego' at October 29, 2009 11:37 AM (swuwV)

36 So...they couldn't find a plastic bag or something. I'm guessing alcohol was involved somehow.

Posted by: M犚enloch at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM (z843g)

37 That's a Peace Prize!

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2009 11:39 AM (IhQuA)

38

The bra-mask could be used during such disasters as fires, terrorist attacks, dust storms or a swine flu outbreak, Bodnar said. Indeed, she first thought up the idea while treating victims of the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear disaster as a medical university graduate in her native Ukraine,

hmm, i can see the problems here, during a terrorist strike ,robbery, rape , all the men will accost the us  for our  boobs masks, might cause much more confusion and need more attys

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:40 AM (1kwr2)

39 ummm, ace -

loose shit.  The inventor of the Bra-mask is a woman, not a man.

a woman, as in:

female of the species.

non-possessor of a prominent Adam's Apple.

a chick, not a dude

if you need some help with further dichotmous keys to distinguish male from female humans, the group here can help.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 29, 2009 11:40 AM (ruzrP)

40 His vote counts the same as yours.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 11:41 AM (dQdrY)

41 They did not pay attention in Honors art, painting in the lines is taught heavily.

Posted by: NEA 4 u at October 29, 2009 11:42 AM (t/GDA)

42 Problem with the bra/mask is that a respirator shouldn't necessarily cover your whole face.  Some of us have to be concerned about that.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:43 AM (b0THY)

43 His vote counts the same as yours. And counts for more in New Jersey.

Posted by: joncelli at October 29, 2009 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

44  National emergency now in affect! every women needs to wear their Bra today, hell with the chiildren unless one size fits all?

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (1kwr2)

45 April, I am confused, what cup size do you think would work best?

Posted by: pig at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (t/GDA)

46  Black faced rasist. bet he voted for O.

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (6r8Sc)

47 c

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (6r8Sc)

48 Well, in an unintended act of Darwinism, hopefully the prison term will keep them from reproducing and polluting the gene pool.

Who am I kidding?  Look at those two.  They scream VIRGIN.

Posted by: Ombudsman at October 29, 2009 11:44 AM (y4B2y)

49

They just needed to wear glasses and no one would have known it was them. Well that worked for Superman for decades.

Posted by: TheQuietman

Superman!

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (cMo6P)

50

it's a great idea i guess, but reminds me of a McGiver episode.

i just happen to have my special bra on today.

heck i hope it comes with matching panties.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (1kwr2)

51 Epic fail

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (YMZjg)

52 Oh, and what good is it to cover your face, only to be given up by your nips?

Posted by: sTevo at October 29, 2009 11:46 AM (6r8Sc)

53 So if you wear a DD, can you rescue the entire office staff?

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (kn+jW)

54

This guy is a gosselin/sulyman kid 20 years from now.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (1B81L)

55 This is great!  Since I only date women with breasts as large as my head.

Posted by: Truman at October 29, 2009 11:47 AM (e8YaH)

56

Superman!

 

Actually, who wouldn't want a wife that stupid?

Posted by: Steve Phillips at October 29, 2009 11:48 AM (e8YaH)

57 They've been victimized by a corrupt society that lead them to believe this would work.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 29, 2009 11:49 AM (hTnY7)

58

"non-possessor of a prominent Adam's Apple."

Douchebag.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (sPO/s)

59

They've been victimized by a corrupt society that lead them to believe this would work.

No, that would be the education system.  Stay thirsty, my frien.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In the World (rdb) at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (piBto)

60 Fresh meat.

Posted by: railwriter at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM (daRzV)

61

I blame the fumes from the magic marker.

The more they scribbled, the better an idea this seemed...

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:51 AM (sPO/s)

62

We came up with a new bra/mask

We call it the Brask. No, oo it's the Maazier!

Posted by: Kramer & Frank Costanza at October 29, 2009 11:52 AM (pLTLS)

63 reason, excellant.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:52 AM (1kwr2)

64 i have so many things running through my mind i dare not type . hah

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (1kwr2)

65
I like that bearded idiot went with the stars around the eyes mask.  Shows some creativity and artistic ability.  There's a place for him in the Wee Wee administration.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (Haq+B)

66 Dude's gonna have a lot of free time to listen to Hawthorne Heights and MCR in the county klink.

Posted by: Techie at October 29, 2009 11:54 AM (cxW4X)

67 I love a chick with huge face masks!

Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2009 11:55 AM (q177U)

68 True story; we had a quickee mart robbery in my little town.  The clerk was describing the perp as having a mask fashioned from a paper sack over his head.  He then noted that the odd thing was, there was one one eye hole cut into the sack.  The detective just laughed and said that we had a one-eyed hood in our town, who just got out of prison the day before.

Long story short, it was the guy and his parole came to a quick end.

Darwin laughed.

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (PD1tk)

69 Pig, for a face mask, probably a b.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (b0THY)

70

Thanks, willow.

And, please share...what is it that makes today's choice in undergarments "special?"  Because, I really can't say that any one pair of my boxers is more special than any of the others.  It is a true democratic underwear drawer in my house.  With, I suppose, a small dash of Jim Crow, seeing as how, on wash day, the whites are separated from the colors, but are all still equal.

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:56 AM (sPO/s)

71  Max , mask, bra ,breast bigot. laughing

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 11:57 AM (1kwr2)

72 The Justice department better hire these guys ASAP before someone else does.  Make them czar of something, anything.

Posted by: John Galt at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (F/4zf)

73 Unless you're saving the whole office.  Heh.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (b0THY)

74 Ike: See that house over there? That dude has like a million dollars squirreled away under his bed or something. Dukie Schatt told me the other night when we were sparking a doob.
Mike: How would Dukie know?
Ike: Dukie knows a guy named Terry who's friends with the guy who mows this dude's lawn. And this guy was able to see in the window one time when he was mowing the lawn and saw this dude putting like a huge sack under the bed.
Mike: How does he know there was money in the sack?
Ike: Dude...what else would it be?
Mike: It could be, I dunno, porno mags or something.
Ike: That's just fucking dumb, dude. Who puts porno mags in a sack under their bed?
Mike: I-- I've heard that people do.
Ike: Whatever. Alls I'm saying is, that bag is like full of bucks and it's just laying there under his bed. We can get in, take the sack, and get out in like five minutes. Terry's friend said this guy goes bowling or something on Wednesday nights, so that would be a good night to try it.
Mike: What if somebody sees us breaking in?
Ike: Goddamn, you're dumb! We wear masks. And I'm like already halfway there 'cause I've got a ratty little beard going.
Mike: I ain't got a mask, and I can't grow a beard by Wednesday. Or at all, really.
Ike: Dude...Sharpies! What the fuck you think I bought a ten-pack for at the Dollar General?
Mike: Well...okay. It seems like you've thought this through pretty well, so I'll trust your judgement.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 11:58 AM (4Pleu)

75 toby, that is one of the best stupid-criminal stories I've ever heard...

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 11:59 AM (sPO/s)

76 69 Pig, for a face mask, probably a b.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 04:56 PM (b0THY)

In other words, when disaster strikes, huddle with Mia Farrow's body double!

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (kn+jW)

77 reason, tighty whities always look good, don't descriminate  .

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (1kwr2)

78

"Dukie Schatt"

Wow, Monty.  Wow.

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:00 PM (sPO/s)

79 These guys are stealing my schtick!

Posted by: StrongBad at October 29, 2009 12:03 PM (sPO/s)

80 I don't know. Clark Kent just wore glasses, and nobody figured it out.

Posted by: Tattoo DePlane at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (VLYnh)

81

I have it on good authority that this would have worked with liquid paper.

What?

OK, I hereby denounce myself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (B+qrE)

82 Nobody recognizes me with my pants on.

Posted by: Peter North at October 29, 2009 12:04 PM (e8YaH)

83 48 ~ Who am I kidding?  Look at those two.  They scream VIRGIN.

I'm guessing, not for long in da big house.  They gots purty mouths.

(On another note....yep, it's Iowa.  So much for the "great public schools" in this state!) 

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at October 29, 2009 12:05 PM (KWhJd)

84 Amateurs.

Posted by: Raccoon at October 29, 2009 12:06 PM (OPJwm)

85 Clark Kent just wore glasses, and nobody figured it out.

I think, personally, that everyone was convinced that Superman was just mentally retarded and didn't want to hurt his feelings by pointing out how lame his "disguise" was. Kind of like how when a two-year old crouches in plain view in a corner somehwere, and says, "I'm invisible!". Then all the adults go, "Where did little Tommy go? Why, he disappeared!" You don't want to hurt the kid's feelings.

Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 12:06 PM (4Pleu)

86 OT - Kos poll has Christie up +1!

Posted by: Mark in Portland at October 29, 2009 12:07 PM (+45yf)

87

"The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap."

Ace, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (5RlWq)

88
Plus, you know, Superman has all these fucking powers and might react unpredictably to being humiliated.

He was tard strong, I hear.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (Haq+B)

89 I thought the bearded guy was drawing a cat face

Posted by: TC at October 29, 2009 12:09 PM (QXKjZ)

90 Dudes, have you seen the price of good pot these days?  We, like, had to smoke an entire Ziploc bag to come up with this cunning plan

Posted by: The Marker Duo at October 29, 2009 12:10 PM (cxW4X)

91 Heh!  Sometimes you get what you pay for.  You only spring for the price of a sharpie pen to create a disguise, you aren't going to get far.  Just think if these poor lads would have sprung for better costumes.  Who knows what they could have gotten away with.  It's a known fact that well dressed criminals get away with larger amounts of cash.  I mean look at our members of Congress, for crying out loud.

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (qP2BK)

92

I heard Sully invented a jock strap that doubles as a face mask.

Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (3fiIy)

93

I'm sorry, willow.  After making the switch, I just can't take myself seriously in a pair of grippies.

And if a man can't take himself seriously, how on earth can he expect anyone else to?

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:11 PM (+hPIb)

94 I thought the bearded guy was drawing a cat face

Peter Kriss, dude. These guys are clearly KISS fans.

Posted by: Monty at October 29, 2009 12:12 PM (4Pleu)

95 Oh, and I'm thinking that marker is probably indelible.  He's going to have to go to the clink with that stuck on his face.  I feel sorry for the poor sharpie ink.  It's probably thinking "Yeah, I'm stuck on stupid!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:12 PM (qP2BK)

96 Maybe its a skin issue like Mr Jackson had except the white is showing through.Is he still dead hope he enjoyed opening night of his new movie.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 29, 2009 12:13 PM (VmAoa)

97

Anyone wanna take a bet that the magic marker robber was a public school product? Anyone, anyone?

I'm going to take that a step further, anyone want to bet he voted Democrat in the last election?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:13 PM (qP2BK)

98 NYS Gov SH Patterson has just declared a state of emergency................
Due to Pig Sniffles and the lack of HEALTHCARE WORKERS to administer the vaccines, blind boy is allowing dentists, mid-wifes and used car salesmen to pick up the slack...
WTF
i can only assume that Obambam care will do better.

on a different note:
fuck these clowns 
EG1

Posted by: Off Topic at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (8iTbj)

99 I'm not sure how many women want to wear a bra that snaps off that easily.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (OPJwm)

100

Hate crime?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (qP2BK)

101 These two are a disgrace to thieves everywhere.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at October 29, 2009 12:14 PM (+hPIb)

102 Ooh, I can see the endorsement deals rolling in now:  Marksalot, Sharpie, and Crayola are calling!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:15 PM (qP2BK)

103

reason, true, one must be true to thyself and all that.

 

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:15 PM (1kwr2)

104 So, are they white with black stripes, or black with white stripes.

Or am I (all together now)...

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2009 12:17 PM (wOGfT)

105
These two boys have a combined IQ of 51.
Morons.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 12:17 PM (rYWEB)

106

...which is why I guess you're in the "special" yoke today...?

Posted by: reason at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (+hPIb)

107 Was Patton on the Yorktown?

Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (8iTbj)

108 the young man could barely stay in the within  lines.

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:18 PM (1kwr2)

109

I'm not sure how many women want to wear a bra that snaps off that easily.

Luddite.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (B+qrE)

110 I can already see the documentry that will be filmed about this incident:  "When Magic Markers Attack".

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (qP2BK)

111 Black on White crime?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:19 PM (qP2BK)

112 cus...........

RACISSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

Posted by: confused at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (8iTbj)

113 Oops!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (rYWEB)

114 and what was he thinking of with that scribble above one eye?  did that make him  feel more risque, feeling?

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:20 PM (1kwr2)

115 I think the bearded dude wanted to be Batman for Halloween

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:21 PM (qP2BK)

116 Next time we'll do it right.  We'll use that pepper spray that turns your whole face green.

Posted by: The Scripto Bandito! at October 29, 2009 12:22 PM (+hPIb)

117 "Put the Sharpie down and back away from the car!"

Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 12:22 PM (qP2BK)

118

Next time we'll do it right.  We'll use that pepper spray that turns your whole face green.

LOL!

Posted by: Barney Fife at October 29, 2009 12:23 PM (qP2BK)

119

and what was he thinking of with that scribble above one eye?  did that make him  feel more risque, feeling?

Yeah, it definitely gives him that "come hither" look--NOT!

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (qP2BK)

120 HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.. oh.. wait. Won't this be considered racist? I mean.. he's drawn on his face with black marker. Surely someone has seen this as a half-a$$ed attempt to do blackface, right? Feh. I'm sure it's coming but it sickens me that my first thought was something along those lines.

This would be a scream if it wasn't so pathetic.

Posted by: Mad Monica at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (oocLi)

121 Future Census workers. They should have just put on ACORN shirts.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:24 PM (dQdrY)

122 Caption for this post:  Zee Bra and Zebras?

Posted by: runningrn at October 29, 2009 12:25 PM (qP2BK)

123 114- I'm sure he gets off on the fact that we still talk about him here.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:26 PM (OPJwm)

124 Al Gore's son?

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2009 12:26 PM (ov3Hi)

125

Look, kid, I could have told you. The black face routine - nothing but trouble.

Well, it's not like it was black face, black face, it was just black face.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg, Ted's ex at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (qP2BK)

126

will one of his friends warn him next time to use a  light blue  with sparkles marker? would look much better with his eyes .

Posted by: ugh-willow at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (1kwr2)

127 The bra thingy is an award winner of the Ig Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Russtovich at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (ZXGQD)

128 Oh, noz, Glenn is unveiling his blue curtain of death in a minute.  Quick, hold me. 

Posted by: sybilll at October 29, 2009 12:28 PM (CH/8Q)

129

Kind of a wonderbra that could just save your life.

That's what he said!

Posted by: Pam's mom about Michael Scott at October 29, 2009 12:29 PM (qP2BK)

130 This guy wasn't robbing a house, he was organizing his community.

Run for Congress, kid.

Posted by: wHodat at October 29, 2009 12:29 PM (+sBB4)

131  The bra thingy is an award winner of the Ig Nobel Prize.

Posted by: Russtovich at October 29, 2009 05:28 PM (ZXGQD)

That's nothing, you should see my super duper skull protecting helmet made out of titanium reinforced tighty whiteys.  I'll be getting a Nobel Prize in science for that one! 

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 29, 2009 12:31 PM (qP2BK)

132

Surely you underestimate their intelligence. They are clearly English majors who just got finished reading Edward Bulwer-Lytton...


The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! itself a nothing!

Posted by: Maximinus Thrax at October 29, 2009 12:31 PM (3fiIy)

133 Blue eyed devils where just trying to frame a black man.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM (dQdrY)

134 91 Dudes, have you seen the price of good pot these days?  We, like, had to smoke an entire Ziploc bag to come up with this cunning plan

Posted by: The Marker Duo at October 29, 2009 05:10 PM (cxW4X)

When it comes to having a cunning plan, sometimes less is more!

Posted by: Concious, but wandering aimlessly at October 29, 2009 12:32 PM (kn+jW)

135

This guy wasn't robbing a house, he was organizing his community.

Run for Congress, kid.

Yeah, we wob miwwions of households in Amewica evewy day!  And it's all wegaw!

Posted by: Bawney The Bandit Fwank at October 29, 2009 12:33 PM (qP2BK)

136 It's Batman!

Posted by: Xoxotl at October 29, 2009 12:36 PM (LDtdB)

137 They have both been appointed Crime Czars by Obama.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at October 29, 2009 12:37 PM (QMGr1)

Posted by: dan-O at October 29, 2009 12:38 PM (+9Rf8)

139

Dear Diary,

I must remember to send a memo to all my supporters informing them of the benifits of using dry-erase markers in the future.

 

Til next time Dear Diary,

 

Barry

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

 

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!) at October 29, 2009 12:40 PM (wplTJ)

140 Wha happen?  How did I get here?  Where's my hood?  What's all this black stuff all over my face?  I think I had an accident in my diaper.  Help!!!!

Posted by: Robert Byrd at October 29, 2009 12:43 PM (qP2BK)

141

It looks like gold paint-sniffing guy has lost his long held lead.  These clowns take the cake.

Sweater pumpkins?

Posted by: Roy D Mercer at October 29, 2009 12:43 PM (kNiZP)

142 139- Plus, it can only frustrate him not to be able to reply. A bonus!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 29, 2009 12:49 PM (OPJwm)

143

O/T but also humerous, from Yahoo News:

Barack Obama seriously considered picking former foe Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential running mate last year but rejected her because he was worried about controlling Bill Clinton.

In a new book, the US president's 2008 campaign manager David Plouffe reveals the behind-the-scenes calculations as Obama searched for a vice presidential nominee and finally settled on Joe Biden.

"She was competent, could help in Congress, would have international bona fides and had been through this before, albeit in a different role.

"He wanted to continue discussing her as we moved forward," Plouffe wrote.

Despite still bitter feelings over the fierce Democratic primary duel, Obama continued to be intrigued by Clinton as the process progressed, saying she had "smarts, discipline, steadfastness," Plouffe wrote.

But in the end, concern over ex-president Bill Clinton's larger-than-life presence and political maneuvering cost Clinton a chance at the job -- which she had already signaled publicly she did not want.

"I think Bill may be too big a complication. If I picked her, my concern is that there would be more than two of us in the relationship," Plouffe quoted Obama as saying.

Posted by: Robert Byrd at October 29, 2009 12:50 PM (qP2BK)

144 I can see the awesome tactical advantage of scribbling black Sharpie ink all over your fucking face. It's like you "blend" and shit; total Ninja man...

Posted by: MacDaddy McDiddy at October 29, 2009 12:52 PM (GfYt/)

145 Joe Biden = Fall Guy. That is his purpose. Always has been.

Posted by: Johnathan E. at October 29, 2009 12:55 PM (dQdrY)

146

#155

Lies,, all lies,,,,,,,,,,,,,  Damn that Fox News and Glenn Beck!!!

Barry,

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!) at October 29, 2009 12:55 PM (wplTJ)

147 Y'all are just out to get the Black Man!

Posted by: Sharpie Makeup Company at October 29, 2009 12:56 PM (tcMQZ)

148 "Eyes without a face!"

Posted by: Billy Idol at October 29, 2009 12:58 PM (qP2BK)

Posted by: spamhead at October 29, 2009 12:58 PM (lMBos)

150 Aw come on, give the guy a little slack.  It's not like you can just walk into any store in October and find a face mask.

Posted by: spamhead at October 29, 2009 12:59 PM (lMBos)

151

He'll make a fine girlfriend in jail.  Sure, his asshole will be sore for a couple of months, but think of all the great stories he'll be able to tell when he's released...

Posted by: C.NelsonReilly at October 29, 2009 01:00 PM (1+E1V)

152 I can't stop laughing.  This is the funniest thing--pictures and thread--I have seen in weeks.  Jesus, I needed that!  HA hahahahaha!

Posted by: April at October 29, 2009 01:00 PM (SAsD4)

153 Crackhead Halloween comes earlier than ours.

I think its a Easter Rite thing.

Posted by: toby928 at October 29, 2009 04:19 PM (PD1tk)

OK.  That was funny.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 29, 2009 01:06 PM (qWLc4)

154 We're not together, can't you fools see?!?  I'm black and white, while he is plainly white and black!!

Posted by: the accomplice at October 29, 2009 01:07 PM (PD1tk)

155

 

Was Patton on the Yorktown?

No, George was on the Lexington--BRADLEY was on the Yorktown.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2009 01:08 PM (B+qrE)

156 Do the horizontal lines make my face look fat?

Posted by: Magic Marker Man at October 29, 2009 01:09 PM (kn+jW)

157

Dear Diary,

Had an emergency close-call at the White House last night,, Michelle was wearing her Malcom X panties and helicopters were trying to land on her a$$.  Well it was a mad house!!  The secret service was firing those icky guns, someone yelled "scramble those eggs or jets", or something like that, and I was so scared, I creased my little red book while cowering in fear!! 

Til next time Dear Diary,

Barry

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

 

     

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!) at October 29, 2009 01:13 PM (wplTJ)

158

"Yo, Sharpie Dudes, I'm really happy for you.  I'ma let you finish, but Fred Armison does the best black face of all time!"

Posted by: Kanye West at October 29, 2009 01:20 PM (qP2BK)

159 His parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2009 02:18 PM (sey23)

160 You wingers all think your so smart.  Bet you dint know that cops CANT SEE MARKER LINES.  So these two whiteboys were pracitally INVISABEL!!  Its a SIENTICFICIC FACT!!  Not so cool now are ya wingers?  If that one whiteboy dint have a beard nobodoy cuod of seen ethier of em.  Dumbe wingers!!!

Posted by: Presidential Science Czar at October 29, 2009 02:22 PM (6yEzu)

161 Definite Darwin Award candidate.

Posted by: billwi at October 29, 2009 03:18 PM (8U8J4)

162 Well they are making a new three stooges movie. Nah nevermind these two ninkumpoops couldn't even rise to that level.

Posted by: sonnyspats at October 29, 2009 04:16 PM (kM/ZI)

163

ooo ya Hey fellas can I get your number my wife would just love a romp with you two.

Posted by: Alan Glines at October 29, 2009 04:18 PM (kM/ZI)

164 The only way this guy would look less inconspicuous is if he were holding a bloody trident and wearing nothing but AstroGlide and Saran Wrap.

 
Almost sounds like you're describing a certain blogger....

Wonder who it could be...

Posted by: passionate conservative at October 29, 2009 05:01 PM (PU/sc)

165 Cool idea with the bra doubling as a mask.  I'm going to develop a jock strap that can do the same thing!  Take that, teabaggers.

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