July 28, 2005
— Ace Funnier than you'd guess. It's fashion advice that speaks to me.
Dr. Thorpe: This guy sweats champagne.
Zack: This is what MTV would look like if Mozart had written a piano concerto about spinnaz.
Dr. Thorpe: I wonder why they chose the photo where he's standing like a bouncer. Terrifying as that coat is, it just doesn't project menance. It's only terrifying because you have to imagine how it smells after a night out: like Brut, scented body oil, hair gel, and testicle.
You can check out the actual International Male catalogue here. It's sort of Vin Diesel in XXX meets an old Scritti Politti video.
Posted by: Silk at July 28, 2005 10:31 AM (zoGSl)
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Posted by: Cole from Conservatee at July 28, 2005 10:56 AM (yj4LY)
[Before you homophobes get cranked up, I *had* to wear the coat, its part of the job]
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Posted by: Michael at July 28, 2005 02:00 PM (pRtzm)
"Dr. Thorpe: Jesus, the crotch of those pants looks way too complicated. It looks like an H.R. Geiger painting, with all those useless tubes and gears and stuff.
Zack: If you look close enough you can see a dead baby falling out of a giant mechanical ass."
Posted by: Knemon at July 28, 2005 02:07 PM (QaHR7)
Posted by: max at July 28, 2005 03:45 PM (3Gqm/)
I was at work reading that earlier today, i'ts like Mystery Science Theater of Fashion, these guys ripping on those outfits..customers came in the store and I was trying to hide my conniptions. Too much.
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