August 30, 2005

Reposting: John Kerry, Drunken Bear
— Ace

Just came across this looking for something else. Pretty dated, but funny.

I wrote this after John Kerry's midnight rally during which he appeared, to some at least, to be kinda sloppy-drunk. I am proud I avoided calling him a drunk, although I did link other people calling him that about thirty times.

I also accused him of being a bear. Not sure why. I guess I must have been drunk myself.

Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM | Comments (10)
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1 ...that was obviously a backhanded swipe at me, wasn't it.

Posted by: Megan at August 30, 2005 03:25 PM (s22mC)

2 Yeah, but is Kerry a drunken *Care* Bear?

Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. In a hurricane-post, who here wants to lay odds that this CNN weatherman is working at MSNBC by the end of the week?

Me thinks Olbermann needs another dick to keep himself company.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 30, 2005 03:28 PM (kc9zT)

3 Dang! And here I thought being drunk was 'bout the only explanation for 99.99% of what he had done and said for 2 years leading up to election night (and beyond).

So why the big deal about him being drunk on one particular night?

Posted by: Carlos at August 30, 2005 03:43 PM (/RF5n)

4 How he wrestled the bottle from Teh-ray-za, we'll never know.

Ironic though -- they always call Bush the drunk.

Posted by: at August 30, 2005 04:13 PM (Ehvu2)

5 No no no, that's my schtick, goddamn it.

Posted by: Megan at August 30, 2005 04:23 PM (s22mC)

6 I'm the drunk racist self-loathing lesbian hairtrigger gun-nut bitch. The Prez is the drug-addicted college dropout MISERABLE FAILURE. Know your right-wing lunatics, people.

Posted by: Megan at August 30, 2005 04:25 PM (s22mC)

7 That bear post made me laugher harder than I have in a long time.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at August 30, 2005 04:44 PM (Pt3Le)

Posted by: yujinxiang at March 25, 2009 10:48 PM (x6PsB)

9 See, if I maximize my crazy and am still accepted? I can get away with near murder.

Posted by: Cheap New Era Caps at September 21, 2011 01:46 AM (8ggaS)

Posted by: dwg viewer at March 12, 2012 03:17 AM (O13XM)

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