August 29, 2017

Rep DeSantis Proposes Bill to Defund Mueller's Star Chamber After 180 Days and Limit Its Scope to Only Actions Taken During Trump's Presidential Bid
— Ace

Interesting.

Before you say "But that could never pass!," well, you're probably right, but it could possibly pass if it were attached to a must-pass spending bill. Which is what DeSantis proposes.

Republicans could force the proposal on to that bill -- but I don't think they will. I support this effort anyway, because I no longer wish to obscure disputes within the GOP; I want them pushed to the fore and exposed.

I want to know who it is, exactly, who disputes the idea of limiting Mueller's probe in some way, rather than permitting a review of all actions committed over decades.

I don't want the other SubRight GOPers to be allowed to duck this question by their Praetorian of "leadership" which won't permit any tough votes to come to the floor.

But of course the GOPe leadership is in the Incumbent Protection Racket, and they will in fact block this.

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1 Somebody needs to slam Mueller's dick in a car door. Not caress it like the GOP is.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 10:36 AM (A7DN1)

2 First?

Posted by: JTB at August 29, 2017 10:36 AM (V+03K)

3 On well.

Posted by: JTB at August 29, 2017 10:36 AM (V+03K)

4 Top ten.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 10:36 AM (tbOMB)

5 5

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 10:37 AM (/qEW2)

6 Wonder how many of Mueller's star chamber hires would stick around if they knew the gravy train was only 6 months long.

Posted by: JTB at August 29, 2017 10:38 AM (V+03K)

7 66?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at August 29, 2017 10:39 AM (00SM1)

8 DeSantis. The balls on that guy.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2017 10:39 AM (0+824)

9 Mueller thinks Trump is a ham sandwich but he's a fabulous NY deli Reuben.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 10:39 AM (LuKE7)

10 88

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at August 29, 2017 10:39 AM (00SM1)

11 Democrats will bitch, "We want to vote on a clean bill!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 10:40 AM (4AVeu)

12 McConnell has made it clear there is no price to pay for subverting the American people's agenda. Look what happened on health care. Nobody was kicked off a committee or had any bills they want passed denied a vote. McConnell's the dumb bunny in pink pajamas bending over for Democrats-Lite. Meanwhile The Senate has done zero for the American people. But yeah, DeSantis is a "crazy man".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 10:41 AM (A7DN1)

13 The special counsel must be funded -- at least until my "tell all" book is published. Tee-hee!

Posted by: James Comey at August 29, 2017 10:42 AM (4AVeu)

14 WHAT ABOUT THE RULE OF LAW!!!11!

Posted by: Pool Reporter at August 29, 2017 10:43 AM (9oWeQ)

15 I hear such a nice idea, start to dream it might, just might work, then immediately think of the scene from Monsters, Inc., where the hazmat team trounces on a monster possibly infected with items from the human world.  Clearly, the possible pandemic that could start with one small infection of common sense warrants the same tactic.

Posted by: Mike Wyzowski at August 29, 2017 10:43 AM (b2jHL)

16 it could possibly pass if it were attached to a must-pass spending bill. Like Harvey spending?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 10:43 AM (IqV8l)

17 DeSantis? The holster guy?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 29, 2017 10:44 AM (T2Zv1)

18 The GOPe incumbents are good blockers, but they need to learn how to tackle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 29, 2017 10:44 AM (lIZQs)

19 Ha! Legit gun thread in 17 comments!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 29, 2017 10:44 AM (T2Zv1)

20 As long as this remains an open investigation, Trump should force Mueller to spend a day with that gymnastics coach that forces his team to do splits. The investigation will conclude in about an hour.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 10:45 AM (4AVeu)

21 Pull the plug yesterday

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 10:45 AM (pPKG5)

22 I think that its a bad precedent to set to congressionally limit this kind of office -- how will it be used if someone was, say, investigating Obama? -- but there has to be some oversight. The guy is obviously just there to dig and find something, anything, to get rid of Trump no matter how far back or unrelated it is to his commission. Probably the better way to do it is pass specific legislation that controls the creation and use of this kind of office. how many have actually accomplished anything of value? How many times have they been created and just petered out wandering all over spending hundreds of millions and years to find something, anything to claim as a scalp? Forcing them to stay on target and limiting their spending ability to reasonable levels would be a nice start.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 10:45 AM (39g3+)

23 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 10:46 AM (J+eG2)

24 Republicans could force the proposal on to that bill -- but I don't think they will. I support this effort anyway, because I no longer wish to obscure disputes within the GOP; I want them pushed to the fore and exposed. I'm stealing this from someone else, I mean reappropriating it to me: I didn't vote GOP for the last several elections just to run up the number of seats for my team. I voted for the GOP to get done what they said they would do. As far as attaching this to a must pass bill, hey, it's about time we played that game too. Also, I have been caterwauling for decades that the Legislative Branch needs to start clawing back power over the Executive and Judiciary Branches so I'm all for this.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 10:46 AM (mf5HN)

25 And when are they going to investigate that "Michelle" is actually a tranny?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at August 29, 2017 10:46 AM (mJ8mX)

26 Mueller should be placed in the stocks and have German feces thrown at him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:46 AM (0mRoj)

27 Not prudent at th....zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at August 29, 2017 10:46 AM (mcI77)

28 NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 29, 2017 10:47 AM (O5Q3r)

29 24 As far as attaching this to a must pass bill, hey, it's about time we played that game too. Also, I have been caterwauling for decades that the Legislative Branch needs to start clawing back power over the Executive and Judiciary Branches so I'm all for this. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ a 1000x this. GOP -- do it. Or die.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)

30 Introduce the bill all on its own. Then when it fails, we'll know more clearly who the enemy is. I'm ready to have the stealth civil war occur out on the open. Who wants Constitutional government? Who wants show trials and and the uniparty? Let's do a head count. Now.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2017 10:47 AM (TOk1P)

31 The GOP is done... they are the new Whig party. Like the Whigs, they have betrayed their base, and shown themselves to be worthless.... What is interesting is the Dems are fractured as well.... so we could soon see the death of the Two Party Monopoly on power...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 10:47 AM (NgKpN)

32 Behold! I can turn a tranny into tyranny.

Posted by: The Letter Y at August 29, 2017 10:48 AM (4AVeu)

33 I think that its a bad precedent to set to congressionally limit this kind of office -- how will it be used if someone was, say, investigating Obama?
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Yeah, like there's ever going to be a serious investigation of the globalists.

Posted by: Methos at August 29, 2017 10:48 AM (XQvuQ)

34 Why did it take so long for this kind of proposal to come?

Posted by: Iblis at August 29, 2017 10:48 AM (9221z)

35 Star Chambers are a myth.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 10:48 AM (XFue2)

36 Charles Krauthammer has been on a cliff for decades.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 10:48 AM (2Mnv1)

37 I can turn a tranny into tyranny. Letterman from the Electric Company has really turned into a jerk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (39g3+)

38 11 Democrats will bitch, "We want to vote on a clean bill!" Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
 
It's what they do. It's ALL they do. No extra explanations necessary.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (0ogQG)

39 Mueller has effectively removed Russia, Russia, Russia from the front page. Except for the leaking liars. So I'm ambivalent. He wants to play his game for as long as the checks continue to arrive every week or two. American people understand that. But it also pisses them off to no end. The Democrats are setting themselves up for failure which will redefine the word 'epic' in the next election.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (EgwCt)

40 Rep DeSantis Proposes Bill to Defund Mueller's Star Chamber After 180 Days and Limit Its Scope to Only Actions Taken During Trump's Presidential Bid


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what ?! you mean Mueller went in without such limitations ??? Who the hell allowed THAT ? who is in charge of Justice anyway ?? oh, right...

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (QC/4S)

41 35 Star Chambers are a myth. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 03:48 PM (XFue2) Mueller'th a mithter, not a myth.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (0mRoj)

42 Dig long enough, and go back far enough............... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 03:46 PM (J+eG2) HEY YOU, GET OUT OF MY CRAWL SPACE!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (TOk1P)

43 NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 29, 2017 03:47 PM (O5Q3r) This x 100000

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (XFue2)

44 H ha ha ha ha. You're kidding, right? Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 10:49 AM (HgMAr)

45 So now they are writing laws that apply specifically to a few individuals?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (xfb67)

46 37 I can turn a tranny into tyranny. Letterman from the Electric Company has really turned into a jerk. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+) The preferred term is "transitioned."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

47 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 03:46 PM (J+eG2) Three Felonies A Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (mf5HN)

48 Behold! I can turn a tranny into tyranny. Posted by: The Letter Y That's messed up.

Posted by: The Count Count at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (326rv)

49 36 Charles Krauthammer has been on a cliff for decades. He was swaddled as a child.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (mcI77)

50 I believe the technical approach to these things is recognizing that no reasonable prosecutor would bring charges against Trump. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2017 10:50 AM (rjrh3)

51 Representative DeSantis has unrealistically high expectations of me and speaker Ryan.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 29, 2017 10:51 AM (Efnf4)

52 Krauthammer still has good stuff to say, you just have to avoid anything regarding Trump. I love his name, its a great superhero name from the Golden Age of Comics. THE KRAUTHAMMER

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 10:51 AM (39g3+)

53 I fully expect Mueller to find somethng on SOMEBODY.A full rectal roto rooter by more than a dozen lawyers is going to find something on anybody.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 10:52 AM (rmVvL)

54 Three Felonies A Day. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 03:50 PM (mf5HN) - Minimum. Ever put a movie on your kid's iPad?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2017 10:52 AM (rjrh3)

55 Three Felonies A Day. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 03:50 PM (mf5HN) That requires math. To be avoided.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 10:53 AM (EgwCt)

56 by their fruits you shall know them

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 10:54 AM (nFwvY)

57 56 by their fruits you shall know them Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (nFwvY) San Francisco's motto.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:54 AM (0mRoj)

58 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 10:54 AM (mcI77)

59 by their fruits you shall know them ========== I do like low hangers!

Posted by: Shep! at August 29, 2017 10:54 AM (vg8iE)

60 If the polls out of Arizona are any indicator, you cross Trump at your peril.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 29, 2017 10:55 AM (B+qrE)

61 58 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Help!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:55 AM (0mRoj)

62 Off-topic but, you know, I think more people have seen my Second Chakra than have seen my second movie.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2017 10:55 AM (Efnf4)

63 24 ...I voted for the GOP to get done what they said they would do...
 
Posted by : AtC
 
Well, ain't we the optimist this fine afternoon.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2017 10:55 AM (0ogQG)

64 "Minimum. Ever put a movie on your kid's iPad?" OK, fess up. How many of us have NOT attempted to do something besides hold hands and drink soda pop at a movie date? Or hold a lighter to an aerosol spray of insecticide. Or fail to obey a traffic signal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 10:55 AM (J+eG2)

65 Or fail to obey a traffic signal. Not a felony. Yet.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)

66 All the talk of European travel in the last thread got me thinking; somebody really needs to start a politically incorrect travel blog detailing which areas of Europe are still safe to visit and which are a little too "culturally enriched." It would be the kind of thing that respectable people publicly denounce but privately research before they go anywhere.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 29, 2017 10:56 AM (rX06+)

67 I'm not even halfway through my term. I could give a shit what you think about me now.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 29, 2017 10:57 AM (mcI77)

68 -
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Star Chambers are a myth.
 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 29, 2017 03:48 PM

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I've been in one.  You lean back in the dark and constellations are projected on the ceiling. It's pretty sweet.


Posted by: Joey "Choo-Choo" Biden at August 29, 2017 10:57 AM (pMGkg)

69 "Not a felony. Yet." Fail to obey a traffic signal, while operating a vehicle bearing a pro-Trump, or NRA bumper sticker?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 10:57 AM (J+eG2)

70 If the polls out of Arizona are any indicator, you cross Trump at your peril. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 29, 2017 03:55 PM (B+qrE) .............. Ha ha ha. That's why they call me Maverick. Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 10:57 AM (HgMAr)

71 64 And of course they can just search every computer until they find the kiddie porn the NSA planted just in case...

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 10:57 AM (rmVvL)

72 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something. I made sure there were no witnesses.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (QQ+il)

73 14 WHAT ABOUT THE RULE OF LAW!!!11! Posted by: Pool Reporter at August 29, 2017 03:43 PM (9oWeQ) _________________ I killed that off years ago. You should be thanking me!

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (QbiyL)

74 I've been in one. You lean back in the dark and constellations are projected on the ceiling. It's pretty sweet. I ran one of those!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasstoker Tyson at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (39g3+)

75 Fail to obey a traffic signal, while operating a vehicle bearing a pro-Trump, or NRA bumper sticker? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 03:57 PM (J+eG2) In Berkeley or other blue cities you might have a problem.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (0mRoj)

76 What's a witness?

Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (mxS7w)

77 Hinterland Bumblefucks, meet Representerland Incumblefucks.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 10:58 AM (eXSOZ)

78 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport
-Drudged

Oh brother.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77)

Help!

Imagine

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 10:59 AM (O5Q3r)

79 47. Three Felonies a Day. Well, if I sleep in, take an afternoon nap, and go to bed early, probably only three.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 10:59 AM (fA1SL)

80 "What's a witness? " Another name for pre-victim.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 10:59 AM (J+eG2)

81 71 64 And of course they can just search every computer until they find the kiddie porn the NSA planted just in case... We can even make it look like it came from RUSSIA! Mike asked if you could cut him some slack wile I'm away.

Posted by: Bob from NSA checking in on MY OWN TIME at August 29, 2017 10:59 AM (mcI77)

82 I did a Bing image search on a tank once and most of the pictures that popped up were indeed tanks but there were also porn pictures,including several of obviously underage girls.I was like "WTF?"

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 10:59 AM (rmVvL)

83 Help! Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 03:55 PM ====== All we are saying, is give The Religion Of Peace a chance ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (mx/z8)

84 52 Krauthammer still has good stuff to say, you just have to avoid anything regarding Trump. I love his name, its a great superhero name from the Golden Age of Comics. THE KRAUTHAMMER Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+) When?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (z/Ubi)

85 65 Or fail to obey a traffic signal. Not a felony. Yet. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 03:56 PM (0mRoj) Right up until you are somehow resisting arrest.. and then of course, Contempt of Court for not following a Judges Illegal Order (Sheriff Apaio)...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (NgKpN)

86 Burn. Scatter. Salt. Repeat if necessary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (hcyUh)

87 McConnell's the dumb bunny in pink pajamas bending over for Democrats-Lite. I'm thinking he's more the dog/bear mask-wearing blowjobbing Ghost of Yiffmas Past from the Overlook Hotel.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (eXSOZ)

88 58 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged ___________________________________ Security ettiquette: Never name an airport after someone who was gunned down. Oh, wait. . .

Posted by: John F. Kennedy Airport at August 29, 2017 11:00 AM (4AVeu)

89 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 03:46 PM (J+eG2) Have you been scrounging around my basment?

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 29, 2017 11:01 AM (lIZQs)

90 And of course they can just search every computer until they find the kiddie porn the NSA planted just in case... When I was writing my blog 6 days a week, I'd do a lot of posting of songs and lyrics and what they meant and so on. Unfortunately, at least at the time, most lyric sites also were big on banner ads, and they didn't seem to give a damn where they got the ads from. I'd always cringe at what my computer was loading and putting into the cache on those banner ads, some of it was really godawful stuff. It made me wonder how easily the police could find something incriminating on my computer, when I wasn't even trying to find something remotely bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:01 AM (39g3+)

91 The GOP is a worthless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2017 11:01 AM (2JcMg)

92 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Imagine that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 11:02 AM (493sH)

93 I hope things don't get Helter Skelter at the airport, but instead they Come Together.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

94 I did a Bing image search on a tank once and most of the pictures that popped up were indeed tanks but there were also porn pictures,including several of obviously underage girls.I was like "WTF?" I read somewhere that in Oregon at least, unless you specifically choose and download a picture, then you're safe, specifically because of that effect. Its very hard to spend any time at all on the internet without things going pear shaped. But at the federal level, I don't know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:02 AM (39g3+)

95 And of course many of us are guilty of being white... https://youtu.be/IXsOJsXpDcE

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:03 AM (rmVvL)

96 92 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Imagine that Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH) Somebody screamed Hey Jew!! They thought it may be another attack.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:03 AM (LuKE7)

97 94 Still,I'm sure if someone was digging on me that would be one thing....

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:04 AM (rmVvL)

98 92 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Imagine that Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH) Happiness, is a warm gun....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 11:04 AM (NgKpN)

99 There was a really funny bit on the Bernie Mac show where it starts out with him talking to his obviously traumatized little girl who was working on a paper for school and looked up the word "pussy." Some terms which used to be completely safe and reasonable like "facial" have turned into something ugly and nasty online so you can get into terrible places without meaning to. The "safe search" option on search engines helps, but its not 100%.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:05 AM (39g3+)

100 "And of course many of us are guilty of being white... " How absolutely prescient. It could have been written this week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 11:05 AM (J+eG2)

101 I'd always cringe at what my computer was loading and putting into the cache on those banner ads, some of it was really godawful stuff. It made me wonder how easily the police could find something incriminating on my computer, when I wasn't even trying to find something remotely bad. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 04:01 PM (39g3+) Or you get hit with a virus that turns your computer into a zombie server. You could be getting traffic for all kinds of shit and never know it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

102 >>>>DeSantis? The holster guy?
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.
.He does good work.  I have some of his stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:07 AM (+Dllb)

103 100 That is a cover of a punk song by Minor Threat

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:07 AM (rmVvL)

104 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:07 AM (7uYFy)

105 I hate these people.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2017 11:07 AM (Sfs6o)

106 104 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy) Like him or not, he at least created something.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)

107 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords.... Dabbs mean.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at August 29, 2017 11:08 AM (QQ+il)

108 >>>> Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something.
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.
.Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office. 

Note for Bob and Mike at the NSA:  The statute of Limitations has passed for that one. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:09 AM (+Dllb)

109 I would say something, but what I have to say would get me banned.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 11:09 AM (l9m7l)

110 My computer got jacked when the Pamela Anderson tape came out and I tried to look it up. I didn't even attempt to clean it ( at the time they didn't have all the virus cleaning stuff and would need to bring it to the geek squad) . I just took a hammer to it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:09 AM (LuKE7)

111 Like him or not, he at least created something. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 04:08 PM (0mRoj) It was George who actually wrote "Something."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:09 AM (7uYFy)

112 But enough about this. Let's talk about me.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 29, 2017 11:10 AM (j+dfT)

113 I wonder if you can see Lucy in the sky with diamonds from the control tower at John Lennon Airport.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:10 AM (7uYFy)

114 104 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy) Or John McCain.

Posted by: Iblis at August 29, 2017 11:10 AM (9221z)

115 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Imagine that Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 04:02 PM (493sH) ========= O no!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 11:11 AM (vg8iE)

116 Or you get hit with a virus that turns your computer into a zombie server. You could be getting traffic for all kinds of shit and never know it. Or someone taps into your wireless and looks up all sorts of fun stuff. Its kinda scary when I think about it. Of course our wireless is so awful nobody could possibly use it outside the house, its barely functioning in the same room as the modem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:11 AM (39g3+)

117 The subgope is a flaming pile of dogshit.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2017 11:11 AM (0OmEj)

118 .Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office. - So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes [/i] [/b] at August 29, 2017 11:12 AM (rjrh3)

119 Well, John Lennon was brought up, so you know who's name is going to come up next? Oh no.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:12 AM (7uYFy)

120 Mueller's investigation should not exist. Especially given the fact there were no such investigations during the last administration. Ok, this administration has been more than chivalrous, more than willing to say "we'll let our unprincipled enemies examine us and see what they can find". Shut it down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 11:12 AM (/qEW2)

121 Is there an Aloha Snackbar at john Lennon Airport?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:13 AM (7uYFy)

122 Security alert' at Liverpool John Lennon airport -Drudged Oh brother. Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77) Is it at Terminal #9, #9, #9, #9

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)

123 120 Well,that was something we can thank Sessions for....

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:13 AM (rmVvL)

124 116. Reaver, ftw!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 11:14 AM (fA1SL)

125 Well wouldn't it be better to name a submarine John Lennon?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 11:14 AM (pPKG5)

126 A federal judge has just now dismissed Palin's suit against the NYT. Clinton appointed judge.

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 11:14 AM (w7KSn)

127 Ok, this administration has been more than chivalrous, more than willing to say "we'll let our unprincipled enemies examine us and see what they can find". Shut it down. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 04:12 PM (/qEW2) I have a feeling Trump is waiting for an especially egregious leak or something that could only have come from Mueller's office. And then he's gonna shut it down.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:14 AM (7uYFy)

128 Let it come to a vote. Add something about MAGA in the bill. Let us have a parting of the sheep from the goats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:15 AM (xJa6I)

129 I rowreys rike Rellow Submaline

Posted by: Phat Phuk Un at August 29, 2017 11:15 AM (mcI77)

130 My computer got jacked when the Pamela Anderson tape came out and I tried to look it up. I didn't even attempt to clean it ( at the time they didn't have all the virus cleaning stuff and would need to bring it to the geek squad) . I just took a hammer to it. Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 04:09 PM (LuKE7) There was once some young lady of 17 who participated in about 100 different x-rated movies before she was legal. There's actually only one movie out there where she *is* actually legal. But you can find just about every one of her other movies on-line, to this day. All possibly traps for a kiddie-porn rap. With a young woman who certainly looked at least 20 years old.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 11:15 AM (EgwCt)

131 There was once some young lady of 17 who participated in about 100 different x-rated movies before she was legal. There's actually only one movie out there where she *is* actually legal. But you can find just about every one of her other movies on-line, to this day. All possibly traps for a kiddie-porn rap. With a young woman who certainly looked at least 20 years old. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 04:15 PM (EgwCt) Traci Lords

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (7uYFy)

132 Hey guys, hows Jim?

Posted by: Johnny at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (kUotE)

133 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something. . . .Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office. Note for Bob and Mike at the NSA: The statute of Limitations has passed for that one. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 04:09 PM (+Dllb) I live in Calif, within 1000 Ft. of a school... If I have my car in the driveway, it is OK for me to carry a gun out to my car, to go shooting... however... If my car is parked in the street, as I would have to cross the sidewalk (which is considered Public) with a firearm, to put it in my car, I am violating that Law against having a firearm with 1000 ft of a school... a felony....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (NgKpN)

134 There was once some young lady of 17 who participated in about 100 different x-rated movies before she was legal. There's actually only one movie out there where she *is* actually legal. But you can find just about every one of her other movies on-line, to this day. All possibly traps for a kiddie-porn rap. With a young woman who certainly looked at least 20 years old. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 04:15 PM (EgwCt) Traci Lords, probably.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (0mRoj)

135 >>>>Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office.

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So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in?
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.Guilty, not at a mall but at a flea market place with about 6 entrances.  And I am fairly certain there was a sign there at some point that someone ripped down but management never replaced.  Or they don't care and just put the signs up to appease the insurance Company.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (+Dllb)

136 I once yelled "Defense!" at an Alabama football game. That's pretty close to "defund." So I guess I'd better recuse myself and have some holdovers in the DOJ tell the press why this proposed legislation is illegal and unconstitutional. I'm pretty sure that some of DeSantis's constituents smoke weeeeed. Let's take all their stuff!

Posted by: Slumberin' Jeff Sessions at August 29, 2017 11:16 AM (j+dfT)

137 Comey leaks shit hopefully to get a investigation by his friend who then uses leaked information to widen the investigation All sounds legitimate in a kangaroo court

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2017 11:17 AM (pPKG5)

138 118 .Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office. - So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in? Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs I have a...friend who carries all sorts of place. All sorts. Total ninja, that guy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:17 AM (xJa6I)

139 134 There was once some young lady of 17 who participated in about 100 different x-rated movies before she was legal. There's actually only one movie out there where she *is* actually legal. But you can find just about every one of her other movies on-line, to this day. All possibly traps for a kiddie-porn rap. With a young woman who certainly looked at least 20 years old. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 04:15 PM (EgwCt) Traci Lords, probably. Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj) She credits Reagan AG Ed Meese for saving her life & getting her out of porn.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

140 135 >>>>Yep I once accidentally concealed carried at the Post Office. - So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in? . . .Guilty, not at a mall but at a flea market place with about 6 entrances. And I am fairly certain there was a sign there at some point that someone ripped down but management never replaced. Or they don't care and just put the signs up to appease the insurance Company. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (+Dllb) It's unlikely you'd be committing a crime unless state law expresses otherwise. They could trespass you if you refuse to leave, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:17 AM (0mRoj)

141 126 What a shock.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:17 AM (rmVvL)

142 Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj) She credits Reagan AG Ed Meese for saving her life & getting her out of porn. Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 04:17 PM (7HtZB) Really? Did not know this.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:18 AM (0mRoj)

143 Yes, Traci Lords. It's kind of amazing the web sites don't automatically delete everything she's ever done. I mean the odds are about 99/1 it's considered kiddie-porn for them to host it. But it persists.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 11:18 AM (EgwCt)

144 I think it's nice that the Jeff Sessions sock handles cover breaks for each other so that one person isn't doing this all day long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2017 11:19 AM (iVOAv)

145 102 >>>>DeSantis? The holster guy? . . .He does good work. I have some of his stuff. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 04:07 PM (+Dllb) Classic joke. And yes, so do I. Love the speed scabbard but I miss their old shoulder rigs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:20 AM (xJa6I)

146 There is no such thing as a must pass spending bill. At least that's the way it is in this fantasy world I live in.

Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at August 29, 2017 11:20 AM (1L9V9)

147 One word image searches probably a bad idea. Be more specific.

Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2017 11:21 AM (q177U)

148 I think Traci Lords was a lot younger than 17 when she started in the porn business. I've seen her in some non-porn stuff, she's not bad. There was another girl from that time period, Ginger something, she did some non porn work (like Wing Commander 2) and she was actually a really able actress. Its too bad more girls like that can't transition and get real, legit work so they can move out of porn. Given the lifestyles and behavior of actors, I don't understand why Hollywood wouldn't just use whoever can do the job well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:21 AM (39g3+)

149 144 I think it's nice that the Jeff Sessions sock handles cover breaks for each other so that one person isn't doing this all day long. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2017 04:19 PM (iVOAv) Even Sessions socks need their naps.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

150 148 Ginger Lynn.Went back to porn.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:22 AM (rmVvL)

151 zzzzZZZZZzzzz

Posted by: Sessions' Lovely Argyle Socks at August 29, 2017 11:22 AM (vg8iE)

152 I think that its a bad precedent to set to congressionally limit this kind of office -- how will it be used if someone was, say, investigating Obama?

Ship status? Sailed. A long time ago.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 11:22 AM (NYS7S)

153 104 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy) Or John McCain. Posted by: Iblis at August 29, 2017 04:10 PM (9221z) ............ They could name an airport after me, being such a good pilot and all. Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 11:22 AM (HgMAr)

154 I think Traci Lords was a lot younger than 17 when she started in the porn business. That is a sick shame, and however helped her into that line of work as a minor needs to be hung up by intimate parts of their anatomy in prison.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2017 11:23 AM (iVOAv)

155 There was one girl who was one of Charlie Sheen's many girlfriends, I think he gave her AIDS. She was in porn, and i dug her up on twitter. She seems like a sweetheart, posts lots of knitting stuff and she's been posting who to contact to donate and help in Houston lately. Bree Olson, is her name. I feel really bad for these girls and for hookers. They usually have nobody, and everyone wants to ignore them and pretend they don't exist. Thank God that Jesus didn't have that attitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:23 AM (39g3+)

156 Another Ed Meese fact I like throwing in lefties' faces: He founded and ran a legal clinic for low-income people in San Diego.

Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2017 11:23 AM (j+dfT)

157 >>>>.Guilty, not at a mall but at a flea market place with about 6 entrances. And I am fairly certain there was a sign there at some point that someone ripped down but management never replaced. Or they don't care and just put the signs up to appease the insurance Company.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (+Dllb)

It's unlikely you'd be committing a crime unless state law expresses otherwise. They could trespass you if you refuse to leave, though.
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.That's the State law here in Texas.  If they ask you to leave and there is no sign and you don't leave you get a Class A misdemeanor trespassing charge if you are carrying open or concealed.  Best just to leave if asked. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:23 AM (+Dllb)

158 comment #1 says it all.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:24 AM (g+Dix)

159 Ginger Lynn.Went back to porn. Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 04:22 PM (rmVvL) She had John Holmes in one of her early films. She's lucky she didn't get AIDS. Although I heard that Holmes caught it for doing ONE gay porno. He was probably set up.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:24 AM (7uYFy)

160 Socks are a luxury item. Back in Bama we didn't have socks and my feet have suffered because of it. I now keep my socks in nice neat stacks in my office draw. Monday is black. Tuesday is dark gray....Wed.....zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at August 29, 2017 11:25 AM (mcI77)

161 Traci Lords dabbled in dance music for a bit. I have the album. 6/10 or 7, I'd say

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2017 11:25 AM (0SnRR)

162 Yeah I've 'accidentally' carry in many places.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:26 AM (LuKE7)

163 Ginger Lynn.Went back to porn. That's really depressing That is a sick shame, and however helped her into that line of work as a minor needs to be hung up by intimate parts of their anatomy in prison. I suspect her dad or foster parents were the ones most responsible for her lifestyle arc. And porn producers who weren't all that careful in checking ages. Jewel Shepherd, was in a bunch of cheesy teen movies in the 80s and horror films. She was molested pretty much constantly by her dad util she ran away from home. Got picked up by a trucker, who took her into his hotel room to pay for the ride. Dumped her at a strip joint where she found work. She writes a lot of stuff warning girls to avoid her mistakes. Not all porn and prostitution workers have stories like this but I fear most do. Its not a job you take with high aspirations, its more a desperation thing like the Reba McIntyre song "Fancy." We need more outreach and aid programs from churches and such to help these girls out. And the guys too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:26 AM (39g3+)

164 >>>>I think Traci Lords was a lot younger than 17 when she started in the porn business.

I've seen her in some non-porn stuff, she's not bad. There was another girl from that time period, Ginger something, she did some non porn work (like Wing Commander 2) and she was actually a really able actress. Its too bad more girls like that can't transition and get real, legit work so they can move out of porn.

Given the lifestyles and behavior of actors, I don't understand why Hollywood wouldn't just use whoever can do the job well.
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.Brooke Shields did some soft pron movie way back when she was seriously underage.  Can't remember the name of the movie but she was completely nude in it.  Banned pretty much everywhere.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:26 AM (+Dllb)

165 160 . . . I now keep my socks in nice neat stacks in my office draw. Monday is black. Tuesday is dark gray....Wed.....zzzzZZZZzzzz ________ Impostor! All my socks are yellow.

Posted by: Slumberin' Jeff Sessions at August 29, 2017 11:26 AM (j+dfT)

166 104 An airport named after John Lennon makes more sense than a battleship named after Gabby Giffords.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:07 PM (7uYFy) Especially with all the plumbing problems on that ship. The engineers found a hole in the head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2017 11:26 AM (veoSD)

167 I think Lord was 16 when she first did porn. . Then they And unless I'm mistaken, she had a phony ID and they honestly thought she was 18. Then they had an "oh shit" moment when they realized the truth.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:28 AM (7uYFy)

168 The Girlfriend Experience was a decent main stream movie that starred porn actress Sasha Grey. She wasn't a bad actress.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:28 AM (LuKE7)

169 Mr. IllTemperedCur, that is NOT funny. Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 11:29 AM (HgMAr)

170 Now I know how to reply to the two (2) RNC solicitations I received in the mail today: donation contingent on appropriate GOP roll call re: deSantis bill.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:29 AM (g+Dix)

171 I considered carrying when I appeared for federal jury duty. Glad I didn't, there were 6 or 8 federal marshals scrutinizing people as we approached the metal detector. Each looked like a linebacker with a fresh crew cut.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:29 AM (mcI77)

172 . . . I now keep my socks in nice neat stacks in my office draw. Monday is black. Tuesday is dark gray....Wed.....zzzzZZZZzzzz
________

Impostor! All my socks are yellow.

Posted by: Slumberin' Jeff Sessions at August 29, 2017 04:26 PM (j+dfT)


y'all are impostors, I go sockless !

Posted by: commando Sessions at August 29, 2017 11:29 AM (QC/4S)

173 Brooke Shields did some soft pron movie way back when she was seriously underage. Pretty Baby. It was one of those porn/art films in the 70s. I've seen it, its not terrible, although Susan Sarandon is in it too much. The movie is about an artist and the girl he wants to save from the brothel she grew up in before she gets turned out. She's nude in it some, but its little kid nudity, not porny as I remember. There was a bunch of that kinda stuff in the 70s though, underage girls in movies presented as art and high brow stuff, telling "important stories" that happened to involve little girls being naked and in sexual situations. The 80s kind of put an end to that in America at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:29 AM (39g3+)

174 135 So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in? Spent a few months in Palo Alto doing contract work with a Finnish engineer. There was this little food court tucked between a couple of building. At the entrance was a sign with "No Smoking" in about a hundred languages. He decided that, since none of those languages was Finnish, he was allowed to smoke.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 11:30 AM (v3pYe)

175 ...They could name an airport after me, being such a good pilot and all. Ow, my head. Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 04:22 PM (HgMAr) Heh. There is an article on popularmechanics.com about a plane that shot itself down in the '50s. It was an F-11 Tiger. I immediately thought of McCain and checked if they named the pilot. They didn't so it could have been him.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 29, 2017 11:30 AM (T71PA)

176 Traci Lords dabbled in dance music for a bit. Juno Reactor, right? Mona Lisa Overdrive got used in one of the Matrix movies. Good track.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:30 AM (eXSOZ)

177 .Brooke Shields did some soft pron movie way back when she was seriously underage. Can't remember the name of the movie but she was completely nude in it. Banned pretty much everywhere. Blue Lagoon? I never saw it but I remember when it came out and I didn't think it was pornographic. I might be wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:30 AM (QQ+il)

178 I suspect her dad or foster parents were the ones most responsible for her lifestyle arc. And porn producers who weren't all that careful in checking ages. Actually, this came up in court when the producers were brought up on charges. As it happens she produced apparently valid ID to show she was of age, but that ID had been procured using a forged driver's license, which the issuers of said ID had examined and accepted. What ID did she use, you may ask? Why, a United States passport. The suckers taken in by the fake driver's license were the United States Department of State. The matter was quietly dropped.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (AM1GF)

179 164 - Pretty Baby

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (g+Dix)

180 Brooke Shields did some soft pron movie way back when she was seriously underage. Can't remember the name of the movie but she was completely nude in it. Banned pretty much everywhere. Blue Lagoon. 1980.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (T2Zv1)

181 "Brooke Shields did some soft pron movie way back when she was seriously underage. Can't remember the name of the movie but she was completely nude in it. Banned pretty much everywhere." Blue Lagoon was sort of over the edge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (J+eG2)

182 Its too bad more girls like that can't transition and get real, legit work so they can move out of porn. Given the lifestyles and behavior of actors, I don't understand why Hollywood wouldn't just use whoever can do the job well. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+) I have, in pursuit of my continuing scientific studies on human sexuality, perused many thousands of hours of video. There's usually something less than perfect, perhaps even objectionable, about almost everyone when seen from a certain point of view or angle. It's usually the teeth. Everything else perfect. Hollywood has zero tolerance for crooked teeth, it appears. Ginger Lynn was quite a decent actress. Also Amber Lynn, no relation. They both had recent comeback careers when the MILF thing became huge.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (EgwCt)

183 this sort of common sense shit cannot be allowed. Conservatism is a suicide pact, you know.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (DQdye)

184 Oops, guy stabbed for having Nazi haircut made it up. Lulz. How did I miss this?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:31 AM (luHcO)

185 I think today's porn actresses pretty much know what they are getting into and they get into it for money. The problem is they stay too long, get mixed up with very shady guys and drugs and all the rest. The "smart" ones parley their porn career into a stripper career that commands thousands of dollars a night at tony "gentlemen's clubs."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (7uYFy)

186 >>The 80s kind of put an end to that in America at least. Until Rochelle, Rochelle

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (9oWeQ)

187 Pretty Baby. It was one of those porn/art films in the 70s. Oh. I didn't see that one either.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (QQ+il)

188 Willowed in a thread below: Sheila General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 I originally read that as "flashing" Republicans! Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2017 04:16

Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (lfXAE)

189 169 Mr. IllTemperedCur, that is NOT funny. Ow, my head. Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) AZ at August 29, 2017 04:29 PM (HgMAr) Actually, it IS funny. Puns are awesome, especially when they're cruel and heartless. You look a little pale. Why don't you get some sun, it'll do you good.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2017 11:32 AM (veoSD)

190 Blue Lagoon. 1980.

I thought they claimed at the time they used a body double for the nudie parts. I think she was something like 16-17 at the time.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (NYS7S)

191 I once yelled "Defense!" at an Alabama football game. That's pretty close to "defund."

I once yelled "wolf" in a crowded theater!
Who has candy?!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (O5Q3r)

192 How did I miss this? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 04:31 PM (luHcO) You were too busy telling people that they shouldn't be at all concerned about monuments being taken down if it happened more than 10 miles from their home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2017 11:33 AM (iVOAv)

193 it's amusing that mueller is wasting money on investigating trump. Let's be honest, trump hasn't been shady for decades. The fuck, he's done basically TV for decades. His condos and casinos are not exactly things that would lend one to stick your neck out. Point is, trump's been lawyered up for decades. Every step of the way. He didn't sneak out one night and set up a ponzi scheme on the side. So what is mueller going to find? Is he going to interview that one contractor that trump decided not to pay? Such bullshit. sad.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:34 AM (DQdye)

194 Oops, guy stabbed for having Nazi haircut made it up. Lulz. How did I miss this? link? I need that for my yearly 'fake hate' roundup. Not all of it is on the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:34 AM (39g3+)

195 You know what technological advance the porn industry hates? HD and Ultra HD TV.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 11:34 AM (J+eG2)

196 Sheila General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 I originally read that as "flashing" Republicans! Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2017 04:16 Well, that visual is going to replace the evil clown in my nightmares.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 11:34 AM (7HtZB)

197 and when I say trump hasn't been shady for decades, I mean, assuming that maybe at some point he had to grease some palms or whatever.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (DQdye)

198 >>>You were too busy telling people that they shouldn't be at all concerned about monuments being taken down if it happened more than 10 miles from their home. Has that happened recently? Or are you still pissy about something several days ago?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:35 AM (luHcO)

199 Blue Lagoon was just... bad. I watched it as a teen for pretty much the obvious reason and it was very disappointing. The second one with Milla Jovovich was a little better but still pretty much cheese. There was a spate of "young couple gets stranded somewhere and gets naked" movies out at the time. Phoebe Cates was in one in the desert somewhere, she spent a ton of the movie naked apparently but I've never found a copy anywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (39g3+)

200 197 and when I say trump hasn't been shady for decades, I mean, assuming that maybe at some point he had to grease some palms or whatever. Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 04:35 PM (DQdye) Can't develop real estate in NY without it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (0mRoj)

201 Plastic bewbs in 4k... The jiggle is gone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (HWLn9)

202 >>>>>Pretty Baby. It was one of those porn/art films in the 70s. I've seen it, its not terrible, although Susan Sarandon is in it too much. The movie is about an artist and the girl he wants to save from the brothel she grew up in before she gets turned out. She's nude in it some, but its little kid nudity, not porny as I remember.

There was a bunch of that kinda stuff in the 70s though, underage girls in movies presented as art and high brow stuff, telling "important stories" that happened to involve little girls being naked and in sexual situations. The 80s kind of put an end to that in America at least.
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.That was it.  Just did a bing search and found out it was never banned in the US but all recent releases have been censored. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:36 AM (+Dllb)

203 200 197 and when I say trump hasn't been shady for decades, I mean, assuming that maybe at some point he had to grease some palms or whatever. Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 04:35 PM (DQdye) Can't develop real estate in NY without it. *** right, be sure to figure out a way to bring trump down without bringing down every donk in NYC. Cuomo's gonna have to defer here.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (DQdye)

204 i wonder when the first all sexbot pron movie will be made?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

205 HD and Ultra HD TV. Heh, yeah I read and article about that. That it reveals flaws and stubble and sores and everything a bit too clearly. I mean, assuming that maybe at some point he had to grease some palms or whatever. Yeah I have no doubt he had to associate with some less-than-savory types in the early 80s to get anything done in construction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (39g3+)

206 Point is, trump's been lawyered up for decades. Every step of the way. He didn't sneak out one night and set up a ponzi scheme on the side. So what is mueller going to find? Is he going to interview that one contractor that trump decided not to pay? Such bullshit. sad. Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 04:34 PM (DQdye) Good point. And it's not like the Clinton Machine, the other GOP candidates and the media didn't try to dig up dirt during the election. They played up Pussy Gate because that was the BEST THEY HAD and they thought it was enough.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (7uYFy)

207 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 04:35 PM (luHcO) There is no statute of limitations here for stupid comments.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (LuKE7)

208 >>>link? I need that for my yearly 'fake hate' roundup. Not all of it is on the left. http://tinyurl.com/y8cdnwsr

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:37 AM (luHcO)

209 200 197 and when I say trump hasn't been shady for decades, I mean, assuming that maybe at some point he had to grease some palms or whatever. Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 04:35 PM (DQdye) Can't develop real estate in NY without it. *** and ya wonder why he spread out to other cities.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (DQdye)

210 195 You know what technological advance the porn industry hates? HD and Ultra HD TV. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2) Regular actresses and actors hate it too.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (z/Ubi)

211 Why no completely CGI porn yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (QQ+il)

212 Sheila General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Here's how I would've handled Sheila. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4dt4ThrdQc

Posted by: Sandy Koufax at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (/qEW2)

213 I considered carrying when I appeared for federal jury duty. Glad I didn't, there were 6 or 8 federal marshals scrutinizing people as we approached the metal detector. Each looked like a linebacker with a fresh crew cut.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 04:29 PM


One day as I was going to an appearance at our local Land Court, the "guard" out front asked me if I had any weapons after being shown my bar card.  Since no one was around, I said "out of curiosity, what would happen if I had said yes?"  Says she, "oh, we'd just hold it here for you till the session was finished".  Said I, "well...ok, then.  Good to know."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 29, 2017 11:38 AM (p+Wdc)

214 Thanks BSG. May Winona notice you and smile.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (39g3+)

215 Yeah I have no doubt he had to associate with some less-than-savory types in the early 80s to get anything done in construction. *** how's that going to work out for mueller? "we have a receipt for a $200 lunch from 1984 and uh I guess everyone is dead"

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (DQdye)

216 The Dems gladly accepted Trump's campaign donations.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 11:39 AM (LuKE7)

217 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 04:38 PM (QQ+il) They probably have used it sparingly. I mean, have you seen the size of some of those....man parts lately?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (7uYFy)

218 Test

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (p/JMZ)

219 Why no completely CGI porn yet? I'm sure Japan has it. Some smart director or producer is going to put the same effort into simulating the human voice for CGI as has been done for faces and other animation. Once they can reliably and cheaply do voice from written dialog, that's going to make things really interesting for actors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (39g3+)

220 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Good CGI is expensive. Great CGI is cost prohibitive.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 29, 2017 11:40 AM (T2Zv1)

221 211 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 04:38 PM (QQ+il) They're old school. All about practical effects.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (z/Ubi)

222 I think today's porn actresses pretty much know what they are getting into and they get into it for money. The problem is they stay too long, get mixed up with very shady guys and drugs and all the rest.

Watched a "highlight" video of a "documentary" on the "reality pr0n" industry (no actual sex or nudity in the segments I saw, swearsies). You're pretty much spot-on with this. Pr0n is nothing new to digital-age millennial girls and they know there's money to be made. Multiple guys interviewed said the girls tend to last "12-18 months, tops" before they burn out.

Even at that age there's only so much the body can take, it seems.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (NYS7S)

223 Regular actresses and actors hate it too. Tell me about it.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (mcI77)

224 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is from 2001 and it was good enough CGI even then that if they had wanted to porn it up, they could have.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:41 AM (QQ+il)

225 i wonder when the first all sexbot pron movie will be made?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 04:37 PM (7HtZB)


 hmmm...brings up an interesting point, how would a porn movie with underage looking sexbots be treated ? will it be verboten ?

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (QC/4S)

226 hmmm...brings up an interesting point, how would a porn movie with underage looking sexbots be treated ? will it be verboten ? Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 04:42 PM (QC/4S) Probably.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (0mRoj)

227 >>>May Winona notice you and smile. Bless you a thousand times! May your farts always be silent and suspicion never fall upon you!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:42 AM (luHcO)

228 Has that happened recently? Or are you still pissy about something several days ago? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 04:35 PM (luHcO) It's one of those memes now forever enshrined here. Relax and enjoy it.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (p/JMZ)

229 Some smart director or producer is going to put the same effort into simulating the human voice for CGI as has been done for faces and other animation. Once they can reliably and cheaply do voice from written dialog, that's going to make things really interesting for actors. They will have to go back to the boards, and to being part-time prostitutes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (QQ+il)

230 . Multiple guys interviewed said the girls tend to last "12-18 months, tops" before they burn out. Even at that age there's only so much the body can take, it seems. Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 04:41 PM (NYS7S) The girls last a couple of years. The guys last forever. There are some guys who do it for 20-25 years. Thousands of chicks.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (7uYFy)

231 I'm back on line. As it often does when it rains heavily my phone line/DSL connection went away for 24 hours. The phone still isn't back but the DSL link is.

Only damage I sustained in the flood is that the roof leak I haven't been able to repair took down part of the ceiling in my living room. Loud crash about 5AM woke me up. Left about a 5' x 5' hole in the ceiling.
 

Posted by: [/i] [/u] [/s] [/b]An Observation at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (TwFVz)

232 Bless you a thousand times! May your farts always be silent and suspicion never fall upon you!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 04:42 PM (luHcO)

You are the modern day Confucius.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (a0IVu)

233 "Instant karma for Texas"  professor finds out about "instant karma for professors"...

http://tinyurl.com/ybxb3fep

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 11:43 AM (O5Q3r)

234 I like Brooke Shields best as the crazy neighbor in The Middle.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (HgMAr)

235 hmmm...brings up an interesting point, how would a porn movie with underage looking sexbots be treated ? will it be verboten ? Hasn't a US court already ruled on this in the affirmative?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (QQ+il)

236 really OT- needing Horde knowledge.-- When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (g+Dix)

237 yeah but that Final Fantasy movie was shite. I mean, brain meltingly bad.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2017 11:44 AM (0SnRR)

238 Once they can reliably and cheaply do voice from written dialog I don't expect that to happen nearly as quickly as a stitch/replace based on human actor performance. Considering what's become possible with facial animation morphemes and the fact that a facial animation for any character can technically be performed by anybody, and the creation of things like Vocaloid, I'd expect the ability to create a voice performance with "guidance" from an actor deliery will be possible soon. If not already.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)

239 When I was in my 20's my many, many crimes were not "accidental LOL. Mostly I was just harming myself, though. Mostly.

Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (q177U)

240 224 Yeah,maybe you can explain to me what the fuck was happening in that movie?

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (rmVvL)

241 The leftist pervs on the Supreme Court already allowed virtual underage smut. So there is really no legal limit to "obscenity" anymore - the only thing that matters is traditional rape laws, and you can't "rape" robots. Hopefully Trump gets to put some non-pervs on the court.

Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (WktGK)

242 >>>When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man. At what word is the shirt coming off?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:45 AM (luHcO)

243 237 LOL see my 240.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (rmVvL)

244 236 really OT- needing Horde knowledge.-- When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man. Usually it's 'Do you want a piece of me?' quickly followed by 'It's ON!'

Posted by: Ana Navarro at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (mcI77)

245 >>>> really OT- needing Horde knowledge.-- When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man.
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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (+Dllb)

246 The girls last a couple of years.

The ones who make it out of the "Reality Kings" phase, I guess. Most it seems can only take that for a couple of months before something kicks in and they drop out - their digital "resume" persisting... forever.

Consequences. Always... consequences.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 11:46 AM (NYS7S)

247 I really thought CGI had come along enough but Peter Cushing in Rogue One was more scary than impressive...

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (rmVvL)

248 240 224 Yeah,maybe you can explain to me what the fuck was happening in that movie? Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL) I think that's impossible.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj)

249 Shiela Jackson Lee __________________ What an inappropriate name!

Posted by: Eva Goehring Rommel at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (4AVeu)

250 >>>It's one of those memes now forever enshrined here. Relax and enjoy it. The sarc tags in this joint are gathering cobwebs.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (luHcO)

251 yeah but that Final Fantasy movie was shite. I mean, brain meltingly bad. It would have been better if they had porned it up. There were already tentacles in it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (QQ+il)

252 Since it's already been determined by the judicial system that an IP address does not equal an individual, I have what I think is the perfect system. Two wi-fi units. One runs constantly, under strict password safeguards. Another one completely unfettered. Anyone can stop in front of my house and download any sort of crap they desire. If it happens to be turned on. Which it is sometimes. But I don't keep a log. But I leave it on a lot. Sometimes. (Try to get a conviction on that kind of evidence, any Fed who would plant shit on my computer, thank you very much) The Feds drop a subpoena on my Internet provider, they can't tell which unit provided the bad stuff. Not that I'm doing anything bad, but I've been hacked so many times, on the so many different devices on my network that I'm taking a proactive approach. I can't defend against the indefensible when someone wants to tar me. I've had people in South America hack my Firestick to watch Netflix on my dime, for crying out loud. While I wonder why my bandwidth is down to shit.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 11:47 AM (EgwCt)

253 You saying you want a piece of me? Frank Costanza

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (rmVvL)

254 The weird thing about The Spirits Within is that while the writing wasn't any good, the visual design team worked their asses off, so it ended up influencing the visual design of a whole bunch of things, such as Mass Effect.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (eXSOZ)

255 Democrats will sue...a Bill that benefits PDT can't be signed by PDT. Lower Courts will agree with them too.

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (6dFYM)

256 Yeah,maybe you can explain to me what the fuck was happening in that movie? Angry alien ghosts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (QQ+il)

257 while investigating Russia-Russia-russia connections maybe they will fall into obama, hillary , iran , libya, syria,egypt connections to Soros! a girl can dream.

Posted by: willow at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (FKrah)

258 I deeply regret a statement I posted yesterday. I never meant to wish ill will upon any group ^^^^ What a liar that professor is. You don't wish instant karma for people without there being ill will.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (iVOAv)

259 242 . No disrobing necessary when armed with blunt object. Street rules.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:48 AM (g+Dix)

260 Sorry to interrupt all this pron talk, but has anyone seen Anon Y Mous today? He is in the thick of the storm down there and he told yesterday of his so going in a kayak to rescue an elderly lady in a wheelchair. I hope he's still okay there.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (/Siza)

261 Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 04:43 PM (O5Q3r) Haha that's the feelgood story of the day.

Posted by: stace--domestic security threat at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (Zc7fg)

262 His *son*

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (/Siza)

263 256 Scientology?

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (rmVvL)

264 The sarc tags in this joint are gathering cobwebs. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 04:47 PM (luHcO) But those cobwebs are more than 10 miles away from me so I don't care.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (EgwCt)

265 211 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Let me introduce you to my little friend "hentai".

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

266 In the early 90's I did a remodel of a fitness center in Studio City, and Christopher Atkins was there every day. He was one of the more normal people there, he would crack on the brain dead idiots. The funniest guy there was the guy who played Boss Hogg in the Duke's of Hazard, he was hilarious but didn't seem to really exercise much, he pretty much just sat on a piece of equipment and joked around.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (6Ll1u)

267 And in other legal news the FBI is still covering for Hillary, saying they won't release her emails due to a "lack of public interest". That's one hell of a stretch.

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 11:49 AM (dUDRa)

268 217 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Afraid computers will get sexually-transmitted viruses.

Posted by: Never Go Full CGI at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (4AVeu)

269 Well, they can't just have people out investigating stuff all willynilly. If they do that they might stumble onto a 'smidgen of impropriety' actually the eff done by hellary or ubama. They have got to stick to investigating stuff related to our legally and Constitutionally elected President, Donald J. Trump, an actual American citizen who harbors no hate for America or Americans.

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (zLDYs)

270 247 I really thought CGI had come along enough but Peter Cushing in Rogue One was more scary than impressive... Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 04:47 PM (rmVvL) That's actually Peter Cushing when he was alive, as well

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (xJa6I)

271 Watched a "highlight" video of a "documentary" on the "reality pr0n" industry (no actual sex or nudity in the segments I saw, swearsies). You're pretty much spot-on with this. Pr0n is nothing new to digital-age millennial girls and they know there's money to be made. Multiple guys interviewed said the girls tend to last "12-18 months, tops" before they burn out. Even at that age there's only so much the body can take, it seems. Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 04:41 PM (NYS7S) "Live Nude Girls" is the documentary, I think. It's on Netflix and is good. Depressing as hell, but good. And I don't think it's wear and tear on the body, but on the soul. They get into it because they "love sex" or because they need the money, and quickly burn out mentally.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (Tnhbr)

272 i wonder when the first all sexbot pron movie will be made? Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 04:37 PM (7HtZB) ......... as soon as they can sign a deal with WD-40.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (HgMAr)

273 hmmm...brings up an interesting point, how would a porn movie with underage looking sexbots be treated ? will it be verboten ?

Hasn't a US court already ruled on this in the affirmative?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 04:44 PM (QQ+il)


don't know, this sexbot craze is kind of recent

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 11:50 AM (QC/4S)

274 #252 I had capped AT&T internet for three days. On Day 2 I got hacked and $169 worth of extra cap fees went on my credit card. I caught it on Day 3 . AT&T wouldn't budge and screwed me. They wouldn't even tell me whose ISP/ IP address robbed me. Fuck AT&T ... never again.

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (6dFYM)

275 249 . I really like Sheila General Jackson General Lee.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (g+Dix)

276 >>> No disrobing necessary when armed with blunt object. Street rules. Blunt objects, or breakable ones (bottles, pool cues, etc), or slides/chambering should still be sounded on the proper note, much as the ritual wifebeater removal.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (luHcO)

277 I wonder what would happen if the NorKs hacked the sexbot controls?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (mcI77)

278 O/T.  This lady does a killer Solveig's song from Peer Gynt by Edvard Grieg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMO-E4dSuoE

She is Norwegian.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (+Dllb)

279 ace if anything the crying need for these limits in the DeSantis proposal are a devastating indictment of Rosenstein, who was unanimously approved but appears to be yet another completely unfit "widely respected credentialed blah blah blah" guy. The creation of the special counsel itself is arguably illegal under the governing law - the cartoonish witch-hunt it instantly became leaves Rosenstein with no excuses. And the leadership's incumbent protection operation - which several have been highlighting amidst truly olympian rationalization of their approach - only works because enough of the (GOP) electorate is lazy, dumb, and misinformed enough.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (v9gSJ)

280 268 217 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Afraid computers will get sexually-transmitted viruses. Posted by: Never Go Full CGI at August 29, 2017 04:50 PM (4AVeu) Um...how do I put this. Pornhub Animation Pornhub Hentai Pornhub SFM (SFM stands for Steam Film Maker) It's out there. And some of it is impressive AND scary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:52 AM (xJa6I)

281 The funniest guy there was the guy who played Boss Hogg in the Duke's of Hazard,... I think his name was Sorrell Booke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (Q6Lfj)

282 224 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is from 2001 and it was good enough CGI It was good CGI, but something about the way the mouths moved wasn't quite right.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (sGtp+)

283 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2017 04:50 PM (Tnhbr)

Yep, that was it. Indeed - depressing as hell but well done.

Take it from a recovering addict - it crushes the soul. Absolutely. I really do feel for these young women who go down that path. They think they know what they're getting into but really have no idea.

Pot among them is damn near 100% and other drugs aren't far behind. There's a reason for that.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (NYS7S)

284 Expect Palin to appeal the dismissal of her lawsuit. She'll likely lose with the 2nd Circuit. SCOTUS is another matter. Big issue is that Sarah got dismissed before she got discovery. Without discovery she couldn't establish which specific people at the NYT had actual malice. Without that evidence, she got dismissed. It's a Catch 22. If SCOTUS rules for Sarah it'd be a Big Fucking Deal. If they don't it means that MSM can lie with impunity. Judge Rakoff elided over the Times never did a full retraction, let alone issuing anything close to an apology.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (+7/1f)

285 Frankly, if the GOP-e wants to go over a cliff to official extinction fine; go join the Dems as you want to. Then we can be rid of you and form an actual opposition party. We'll have 25 good years until it too is corrupted, but so be it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 11:53 AM (mbhDw)

286 really OT- needing Horde knowledge.-- When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man. Posted by: kallisto at August. . Yeah, the way you used the phrase it comes across as offering yourself up for sex, or more correctly a really thorough rogering.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (0wem/)

287 274 #252 I had capped AT&T internet for three days. On Day 2 I got hacked and $169 worth of extra cap fees went on my credit card. I caught it on Day 3 . AT&T wouldn't budge and screwed me. They wouldn't even tell me whose ISP/ IP address robbed me. Fuck AT&T ... never again. AT&T sucks ass. They charged us for international roaming charges when we were traveling near the Canadian border. Not in Canada but, near the border.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (mcI77)

288 "Live Nude Girls" is the documentary, I think. It's on Netflix and is good. Depressing as hell, but good. And I don't think it's wear and tear on the body, but on the soul. They get into it because they "love sex" or because they need the money, and quickly burn out mentally. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2017 04:50 PM (Tnhbr) Yeah, well everybody "loves sex"--and money--but how many people are capable of doing it under hot lights in front of a camera crew knowing that millions of people are going to whack off to it and the evidence will be around FOREVER? Has to take a toll on your soul. And your brain.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:54 AM (7uYFy)

289 First, kill all the lawyers (sorry morons of the attorney persuasion).

Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (gbWkA)

290 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Afraid computers will get sexually-transmitted viruses. Posted by: Never Go Full CGI at August 29, 2017 04:50 PM (4AVeu) Um...how do I put this. Pornhub Animation Pornhub Hentai Pornhub SFM (SFM stands for Steam Film Maker) It's out there. And some of it is impressive AND scary. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August How do you have a conversation with people that do not know how to google?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (0wem/)

291 288 Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy) See: Alice Cooper "Muscle of Love" album cover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw)

292 244 236 really OT- needing Horde knowledge.-- When "inviting" a throwdown, is correct usage Do YOU WANT THIS? -- or is it "Do you want summa this?" Dispute between me and old man. Usually it's 'Do you want a piece of me?' quickly followed by 'It's ON!' Posted by: Ana Navarro at August 29, 2017 04:46 PM (mcI77) We will also accept 'Come at me, bro'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (xJa6I)

293 Black white supremacist speaking on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:55 AM (PY9jH)

294 174 135 So who else here checked multiple entrances at the local mall until they found one that management forgot to put a "no guns" sticker on, and now that's the only way you'll let your wife take you in? Spent a few months in Palo Alto doing contract work with a Finnish engineer. There was this little food court tucked between a couple of building. At the entrance was a sign with "No Smoking" in about a hundred languages. He decided that, since none of those languages was Finnish, he was allowed to smoke. Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 04:30 PM (v3pYe) *********************** We no see "keep out" sign in any speech in tunnel so we in come.

Posted by: Illegal Aliens Who Tunnel In at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (6dFYM)

295 Also "You feeling froggy?"

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (rmVvL)

296 In other words, Ben Carson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (PY9jH)

297 293 Black white supremacist speaking on Fox. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (PY9jH) Ooh, I love those cookies. Like Beale and Loki, but frosted and cakey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (mbhDw)

298 290 Why no completely CGI porn yet? Afraid computers will get sexually-transmitted viruses. Posted by: Never Go Full CGI at August 29, 2017 04:50 PM (4AVeu) Um...how do I put this. Pornhub Animation Pornhub Hentai Pornhub SFM (SFM stands for Steam Film Maker) It's out there. And some of it is impressive AND scary. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August How do you have a conversation with people that do not know how to google? Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (0wem/) Well I did Tech Support for Microsoft for 5 years. So, I've got practice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (xJa6I)

299 I wonder what would happen if the NorKs hacked the sexbot controls? Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 04:52 PM (mcI77) ........... all the "missiles" would miss the target and prematurely explode

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2017 11:56 AM (HgMAr)

300 Dig long enough, and go back far enough, and every damn swinging dick one of us could face criminal charges for something. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 03:46 PM (J+eG2) Gentlemen, I rest my case.

Posted by: Lavrently Beria at August 29, 2017 11:57 AM (z79tQ)

301 286 . It may be a Delco thing. We both knew it was about violence, not sex. Maybe it's all in the tone of voice.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (g+Dix)

302 Sorry to interrupt all this pron talk, but has anyone seen Anon Y Mous today? He is in the thick of the storm down there and he told yesterday of his so going in a kayak to rescue an elderly lady in a wheelchair. I hope he's still okay there. Posted by: bluebell He posted on the Antifa thread down below, FWIW.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (AM1GF)

303 See: Alice Cooper "Muscle of Love" album cover. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw) I remember that album and I googled it just now. What am I missing?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

304 If you throw enough lawyers/prosecutors at something, you can convict anyone of anything. That's the danger with someone like Mueller. I think the prosecutor that got the Tom Delay conviction got him on a law originally drafted to protect nursing homes. Or see Arpaio for another example, or Scooter Libby, etc So I have zero faith in the idea that Mueller will come back with a clean bill of health. Everyone in the swamp is dirty.

Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 11:58 AM (lKmt3)

305 When kicking off a throwdown you have to have the right tone and gestures. You have to open your arms up, move toward the person you are going to beat and say "you want some of this." Starting off with "Say there, excuse me, so sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to inquire as to whether or not would you be interested in some of this?", will bring you only misery. How the misery is dispensed is to be determined.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (0wem/)

306 259 242 . No disrobing necessary when armed with blunt object. Street rules. Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 04:48 PM (g+Dix) The naked guy always wins in a street fight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2017 11:59 AM (veoSD)

307 Broooke Shields is an interesting career arc, she was an absolutely horrible actress but a really cute kid. Zero talent, cringey to watch. Now she's pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (39g3+)

308 Don't talk, shoot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (QQ+il)

309 304 If you throw enough lawyers/prosecutors at something, you can convict anyone of anything. That's the danger with someone like Mueller. I think the prosecutor that got the Tom Delay conviction got him on a law originally drafted to protect nursing homes. Or see Arpaio for another example, or Scooter Libby, etc So I have zero faith in the idea that Mueller will come back with a clean bill of health. Everyone in the swamp is dirty. Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 04:58 PM (lKmt3) The problem isn't just one of certain people, it's systemic. We have too many laws and too many crimes, many of which are nebulous in their proscriptions and lend themselves quite readily to selective enforcement and prosecution.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (0mRoj)

310 Kathy Griffin sez she's no longer sorry for the Trump severed head.

http://tinyurl.com/y8rplsfj

Despicable excuse for a humanoid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)

311 How do you have a conversation with people that do not know how to google? Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (0wem/) Well I did Tech Support for Microsoft for 5 years. So, I've got practice. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August ok or people that do not Bing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 12:00 PM (0wem/)

312 NSA Data Collection Node Good broadcast name for a router Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM (xrMAY)

313 Starting off with "Say there, excuse me, so sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to inquire as to whether or not would you be interested in some of this?", will bring you only misery. How the misery is dispensed is to be determined. ...unless you're Chuck Norris...

Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM (gbWkA)

314 303 See: Alice Cooper "Muscle of Love" album cover. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw) I remember that album and I googled it just now. What am I missing? Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 04:58 PM (7uYFy) They go into a peep show that says "Wrestle Live Nude Female" but come out beat to a pulp because it's a female gorilla.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 12:01 PM (mbhDw)

315 Sorry to interrupt all this pron talk Not so much pron talk as protecting oneself. Anyone with a computer and an internet connection should be concerned. Unless you think the other half of the country is going to 'play fair' in the coming war. I don't think a leopard can change its stripes.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (EgwCt)

316 He posted on the Antifa thread down below, FWIW. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 04:58 PM (AM1GF) --------- Oh good, thank you. I'm glad he checked in.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (UoSKV)

317 If Mueller is intent on bringing BS obstruction charges where there was no underlying crime, best way to address it is to bring real charges against the likes of DWS, Ben Rhodes, Susan Rice, Huma and Lynch. I'd throw in Jimmy Drama just to see the look on Mueller's face.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (+7/1f)

318 While fisticuffs should be avoided whenever possible, initiating them with as few words as possible is desirable. Try, "Hey Dumbass" or simply, "HEY!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (0wem/)

319 Good broadcast name for a router Mine says Baldwin County Sheriff Dept Surveillance

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 12:02 PM (QQ+il)

320 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (gBS4H)

321 Despicable excuse for a humanoid. But you're the despicable, irredeemable one... I use Bing instead of Google. There's really no difference in terms of virtue for the companies, I just want to stick it to Google. And Bing gives you points for searches, which I use a ton of for research while writing, so I enter contests, win stuff once in a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (39g3+)

322 231 Only damage I sustained in the flood is that the roof leak I haven't been able to repair took down part of the ceiling in my living room. Loud crash about 5AM woke me up. Left about a 5' x 5' hole in the ceiling. Posted by: An Observation at August 29, 2017 04:43 PM (TwFVz) ------------------------- I pray you are otherwise safe --- and that you can find some way to limit the mess. Please keep us posted.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 29, 2017 12:03 PM (0jtPF)

323 Floyd Mayweather just donated 200 million to Houston flood relief

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (s6F/x)

324 311 How do you have a conversation with people that do not know how to google? Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 04:55 PM (0wem/) Well I did Tech Support for Microsoft for 5 years. So, I've got practice. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August ok or people that do not Bing? Posted by: yankeefifth at August 29, 2017 05:00 PM (0wem/) Patience? Calm, soothing tones? A browser tab open to 'not always right'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2017 12:04 PM (xJa6I)

325 So Ignoramus, a quick handicap of the Palin suit prospects? She can appeal this dismissal? It goes to 2nd Circuit? You expect they'll uphold? Is this dismissal absurdly lawless - you know, like many high-profile "rulings" have been for years - or is it sneakily within the lines? Or does it have merit?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2017 12:05 PM (v9gSJ)

326 They go into a peep show that says "Wrestle Live Nude Female" but come out beat to a pulp because it's a female gorilla. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw) Yeah, but she might've been the gorilla his dreams! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (MGCfm)

327 >>>>> If Mueller is intent on bringing BS obstruction charges where there was no underlying crime, best way to address it is to bring real charges against the likes of DWS, Ben Rhodes, Susan Rice, Huma and Lynch.

I'd throw in Jimmy Drama just to see the look on Mueller's face.
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.To them Trump is a loose cannon who has proven he will not back down and they are afraid of that because they don't know what he will do next.  The Sheriff Arapio pardon and Trump dragging clinton and obamas questionable pardons through the mud at a press conference proved that to them.  So I suspect they are going to slow walk this and let it just fade away with no charges. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 12:06 PM (+Dllb)

328 NSA Data Collection Node Good broadcast name for a router Just sayin' Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice FBI Van #7.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 29, 2017 12:08 PM (T2Zv1)

329 Floyd Mayweather just donated 200 million to Houston flood relief -- #FakeNews (Sorry.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (10LGw)

330 Breaking news! You're not interested in Felonia von Pantsuit's emails. "FBI says lack of public interest in Hillary emails justifies withholding documents" https://tinyurl.com/ybnynh3y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 12:10 PM (Nwg0u)

331 So, I'm not the only one that thinks atomic war is the answer to most of our problems. I went to the grocery store today, mostly for the exercise and the ogling of the patrons, but I noticed that almost all of the white-cheddar-cheese popcorn was sold out. Everyone knows that a run on, pretty much, any kind of popcorn means that war is not far away. Hurry, Jesus. Burn this thing!

Posted by: goon at August 29, 2017 12:11 PM (EaQ6/)

332 They go into a peep show that says "Wrestle Live Nude Female" but come out beat to a pulp because it's a female gorilla. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw) Ok. Now I get it. Took me, what, 45 years?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (7uYFy)

333 I would not mind living out my days in a radioactive wasteland, just so that I am sure that all of those that hate us are crispy. Foreign and domestic.

Posted by: goon at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (EaQ6/)

334 Here's the thing with Trump and the Russia shit.. He was not in office at the time! Emolluments? Only an office holder can be charged with that stuff. Even if someone in the Trump campaign had convinced the Russians to hack the DNC and Hillary (they didn't), what are they going to charge them with? The money laundering stuff gets a little closer to Trump.. but I doubt he has been hands-on with individual transactions where a Russian buys one of his condos for many years. But they will try to get him.. I have no doubt of that! But Trump can afford pretty good lawyers.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (so+oy)

335 Republican fags and I don't means fag fags but fags.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (nQHw/)

336 I think you should go with sub-right instead of SubRight. It's catchier.

Posted by: Extraneus at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (bCBZJ)

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