June 29, 2018

Relax! This ONT is in the Bag
— Open Blogger

Another Friday night. Time to kick back, pop the top on a cold one (and soon you can be in the bag too!) and ponder the mysteries of life.

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God Trolls 4Chan


You might have to right click and open in a new tab to read it.

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To explain for those that don't get it, every post over there has a number (top right corner). They're not random, but they are not sequential either (Rather they are, but for the boards as a whole, so successive posts on, say, /B won't have successive numbers). You can “roll” a “random” number by looking at the last digit of the post number.

Anyhoo, I don't really believe that God is trolling 4Chan, but I'm not prepared to say that he's not, either. I mean, if you're an ageless omnipotent being, you have to do something for entertainment, right?

The odds of these 6 posts coming out like that randomly are, literally, 1 in 1,000,000. Food for thought.


Sucking the Joy From Life

Progs won't be happy until everything is problematic. Then, when everyone is as miserable as they are, they'll be overjoyed (I suppose it's too much to hope that at that point they'll start trying to make everyone happy)


‘Ode to Joy’ has an odious history. Let’s give Beethoven’s most overplayed symphony a rest

If the Progs ever get their dreamed of actual war against the normals.....well lets just say that I now know the soundtrack for blowing them all to hell.

My Kind of Campaign Ad

Don't know a thing about him, except that he makes awesome ads. Compare and contrast with this Ex-GWB aid who is running in Minnesota. As a Democrap.

That guy couldn't be more wooden if he was a prehistoric dildo.

Religion

Last night I featured an article about how Marxism has ruined Christianity. This is related, I think.

Liberal Jews are destroying their own religion


News From the World Cup


Related: Pelé is savage AF



Tonight's ONT is brought to you by good advice:

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The Yahoo Group is trippin' balls right now.


I don't see anything else in the queue, and that last thread is getting a little stale, so I'll toss out the ONT an hour early. Just pretend I forgot to reset my clocks in March.

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1 Early!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 29, 2018 04:02 PM (kufk0)

2 first?

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 04:02 PM (AMIL/)

3 Really early!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 29, 2018 04:02 PM (kufk0)

4 You have clocks?

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 29, 2018 04:02 PM (4/psE)

5 Thanks!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 29, 2018 04:02 PM (kufk0)

6 Congrats, lin-duh! 

grumble...grumble...

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 04:03 PM (AMIL/)

7 Gtfo!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

8 Wut.... Top 10 on a Friday?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 29, 2018 04:04 PM (+ldAm)

9 Very nice. My favorite part was all the words, and also the pictures.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:04 PM (y87Qq)

10 I'm drinking wine tonight, not popping tops on mega-frosty, mega-tasty brewskies.  Is that OK???

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 04:04 PM (AMIL/)

11 Thanks for the ONT. Anyone who does not believe that God does not have a sense of humor has not been paying attention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:04 PM (jBnNI)

12 At the ONT, no one wears pants.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:05 PM (e7oj4)

13 End dual citizenship.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at June 29, 2018 04:05 PM (w7KSn)

14 God plays dirty.

Posted by: socratease at June 29, 2018 04:05 PM (2GbWn)

15 10. Yeah. But when are ya gonna start drinking? Beer, wine - almost no alcohol. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:05 PM (fA1SL)

16 Dogs are in a state of sinless grace. They don't know that they are naked.

Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 04:06 PM (3HNOQ)

17 God plays dirty. Posted by: socratease at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (2GbWn) But not dice.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at June 29, 2018 04:06 PM (y87Qq)

18 If a dog wore trousers they would be two pair of assless chaps.

Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2018 04:07 PM (J7XgW)

19 Evening.  I have to work tomorrow.  Boo.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 29, 2018 04:07 PM (SRarZ)

20 I saw Mega Tasty Brewskis play at the Oregon Brewers Festival. 2004bi think.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 29, 2018 04:07 PM (Xd3/g)

21 10 I'm drinking wine tonight, not popping tops on mega-frosty, mega-tasty brewskies. Is that OK???
---------------
Only if you're a communist.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 29, 2018 04:07 PM (be0vm)

22 16 Dogs are in a state of sinless grace. They don't know that they are naked. Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (3HNOQ) Hmmm. Dogs being the rightful inhabitants of Eden? I could get on board with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (jBnNI)

23 "God plays dirty." Well. He will have His way, after all.

Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (3HNOQ)

24 Great job weirddave. And Pele is kicking it.

Posted by: golfman at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (If3tB)

25 Dear Lena, Hoping you are OK since the divorce, and doing well. I've had some rough patches, but friends are getting me through. Why, just last night, your sister Amber came by, bringing steaks and a bottle of scotch. She's a good listener. And doesn't have that TMJ problem that has troubled you for so long. You wouldn't believe how far she can get her mouth open! And what she can do with the steak butter sauce, well, amazing! No gag reflex at all. She had some research to do on her masters thesis on prison lesbians, so we watched several videos about that. I had no idea Amber had an interest in this field, but she does, and has several friends that do too. She says she'll introduce me to some. Later, when we were in the hot tub and I was using the rest of that butter sauce lubing up her brown starfish I couldn't help but think of you and your chronic internal hemorrhoids and vulvodynia. I hope thats getting better for you. Wishing you all the best with your new boyfriend - the part-time barista you met at the used car lot I think he is? You're putting him through his Associate's Degree in Social Justice Advocacy, right? That's something medical? Maybe he can help with your tenesmus. Well, must go, Amber and friend of hers are taking me to Vegas for a cheer-up weekend. Talk again soon... Best,

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (UFLLM)

26 Is that "DO NOT GIVE THE BISON PSYCHOACTIVE SUBSTANCES" sign from the Assiniboine Park Zoo??? :

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (e7oj4)

27 If a dog wore trousers they would be two pair of assless chaps. Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (J7XgW) --------------------- All chaps are assless!

Posted by: Guy what says all chaps are assless! at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (+F0Wk)

28 I saw Mega Tasty Brewskis play at the Oregon Brewers Festival. 2004bi think.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (Xd3/g)



And I can tell I've already worked way too much this week in 100 degree temps because I read this as, "Mega Titty Brewskis."  And didn't even flinch.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (SRarZ)

29 Stuttering John prank called the White House pretending to be Bob Menendez and inexplicably got put through to Trump on Air Force One for a 3 minute call. 

https://tinyurl.com/y9lx8stk

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 04:08 PM (rnXGe)

30 re: Dog Pants:
Pic on the right is correct. Do we wear pants on our arms?

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 29, 2018 04:09 PM (be0vm)

31 I don't see anything else in the queue, and that last thread is getting a little stale, so I'll toss out the ONT an hour early. Just pretend I forgot to reset my clocks in March. Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:01 PM ====== You could always entertain yourself with a read of one of my short story collections. Link in nic!!!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 29, 2018 04:09 PM (Jj43a)

32 Damn, switched back to the CFl game. Bombers be suckin'!

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:09 PM (e7oj4)

33 I feel like with the dog pants thing, covering one's asshole is a requirement for the garment to count as "pants". Clearly the second option shown.

Posted by: Dude at June 29, 2018 04:09 PM (9qje1)

34 Painter is wooden due to illness.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2018 04:09 PM (IqV8l)

35 30. Not to go on all fours. That is the law.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:10 PM (fA1SL)

36 My dog has no nood!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2018 04:10 PM (Evws/)

37 'Ode to Joy' has an odious history. I read the whole article, and they didn't mention "Die Hard" ONCE!

Posted by: socratease at June 29, 2018 04:10 PM (2GbWn)

38 John James! Man, alive I wish I could vote for him.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 04:10 PM (+Tibp)

39 It was very kind of WD to give us this early ONT and I would just like to say what a fine job all the COBs do for the meager pay they receive that used to go mostly to the union but now will pay for a pair of shoes for the kids and maybe some bag balm for the cow.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 04:10 PM (UdKB7)

40 Anyone who does not believe that God does not have a sense of humor has not been paying attention. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:04 PM (jBnNI) The platypus The ostrich Yeah, you got a point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (eXA4G)

41 Posted by: In Vino Veritits ----- Bwahahaha. TMJ.. good post. Now back to my adult beverage by the pool with that hey baby your sister can... look on my face. Dude, seriously..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (+ldAm)

42 I feel like with the dog pants thing, covering one's asshole is a requirement for the garment to count as "pants". Clearly the second option shown. Posted by: Dude at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (9qje1) More logical than 30.

Posted by: golfman at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (If3tB)

43 What's the point of wearing pants if the way you wear them leaves your brown eye winking in the wind?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (1F9jV)

44 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 09:08 PM (UFLLM) Funny... but Que?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (jBnNI)

45 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:11 PM (KCxzN)

46 Dick Painter was on Tucker's show and gol damn he shew his ass.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (e7oj4)

47 Bombers be suckin'! Posted by: logprof Might see Johnny Football tonight, finally.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (+Tibp)

48 Willowed:
938 According to a report by WXYZ-TV Channel 7 Detroit, the USA has 1.385 billion pounds of cheese stockpiled.
Morons. 'Ettes. I suggested we take off our caps in acknowledgment of the awesomeness that is American dairy production and storage.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 09:04 PM (0QYMt)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (0QYMt)

49 g'evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 09:11 PM (KCxzN) Hello there.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (y87Qq)

50 >> All chaps are assless! So are aprons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (8O3HH)

51 Just pretend I forgot to reset my clocks in March.
And also live in Newfoundland.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (jQZy6)

52 Dog Pants: Pic on the right is correct. Do we wear pants on our arms? Of course not. We wear dungarees. And we like them.

Posted by: George Will at June 29, 2018 04:12 PM (p6WoB)

53 Gotta be a Florida zoo.

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2018 04:13 PM (ANIFC)

54 Only if you're a communist.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (be0vm)

>>>

Hmmmm...I am drinking red wine...maybe I was converted to Communism in my sleep last night.  Maybe that explains the big red split-open seed pod-looking thing that was beside my bed this morning.

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 04:13 PM (AMIL/)

55 I didn't get the 4chan posts until the explanation. That is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 04:13 PM (sdi6R)

56 What! Beethoven thought that Napoleon was the bestest only to be disappointed? Shit. This is common knowledge.

Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 04:13 PM (3HNOQ)

57 48. Wah! Truly staggering. Enough to constipate China and India both.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:13 PM (fA1SL)

58 >> covering one's asshole is a requirement for the garment to count as "pants". I disagree.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (8O3HH)

59 Ode to Joy article took me to some place that wanted money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (IqV8l)

60 Dogs wear pants that cover their butts.  But don't forget the hole for the tail.  The picture on the right would be like some dude at Jiffy Lube in his coveralls that had no back.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (SRarZ)

61 38 John James! Man, alive I wish I could vote for him. Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 09:10 PM (+Tibp) Yeah, he is one if the two no-names up against Dummy Stabenow, who should be beatable, but nobody knows either of these guys. I still have my Kid Rock for Senate sticker on my truck, mebbe he will change his mind.

Posted by: clutch at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (kiSdp)

62 Wow, a whole lotta F5'ing called off for tonight. Keyboards not hit so hard.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (di1hb)

63 The 4chan sequence is comic gold. There is a school of thought that God tries to let faith determine people's actions, but every so often trolls people just to make them go, "Wait a minute, what?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2018 04:14 PM (PHotS)

64 'Ode to Joy article took me to some place that wanted money.' You don't think I do this for free do you?

Posted by: Joy at June 29, 2018 04:15 PM (UdKB7)

65 "I hate politics, but I love this country." -John James, from the ad in the main post.

I'm gonna have to do like a Hawaiian judge, here, and order God to send us more politicians like this guy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 04:15 PM (wSC8T)

66 Isn't this a bit early? I was hoping not to see this until 4am or so.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 04:15 PM (pHfeF)

67 re: pants. Grandson the Elder (age 7) says "The one on the right. Pants only have 2 leg holes."

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 04:15 PM (di1hb)

68 **tips hat*** hey hogmartin: you should come to The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor tomorrow & we'll go troll the progtard march on the diag

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:15 PM (KCxzN)

69 Old joke by Pele, but... he's probably right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)

70 (1)  The Ducktales Dance is awesome.
(2)  Pele nailed it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 04:16 PM (0QYMt)

71 Unsubstantiated, unofficial Internet rumor gossip item-

#walkaway had 2000 hits in the last hour.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 04:16 PM (/TNyL)

72 IT"S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TOOK THE MUSIC TO ODE TO JOY AND USED GREAT LYRICS TO MAKE THEM HYMNS.

Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 04:16 PM (3HNOQ)

73 As for dog pants - Right side

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 04:17 PM (pHfeF)

74 Anyone who does not believe that God does not have a sense of humor has not been paying attention. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:04 PM (jBnNI) Man plans, God laughs!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 04:17 PM (n9EOP)

75 If you want to know what dog pants look no further than John Candy as Barf. Coveralls FTW!

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 04:17 PM (UdKB7)

76 https://twitter.com/hashtag/walkaway

Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2018 04:18 PM (Evws/)

77 I don't think anyone ever really took notice of that fact that chaps were "assless" -- until gay people started wearing them in their "pride" parades. I don't like the way they audaciously appropriated the rainbow either.

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 29, 2018 04:18 PM (p6WoB)

78 17 God plays dirty.
Posted by: socratease at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (2GbWn)


But not dice.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (y87Qq)


Roulette.  God is sophisticated.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 04:18 PM (0QYMt)

79 hey hogmartin: you should come to The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor tomorrow & we'll go troll the progtard march on the diag Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 09:15 PM (KCxzN) Oh gosh, I almost would. I haven't been to Washtenaw since my last VA appointment. I could use a Zingerman's... anything, maybe a Blimpy Burger for the road. Alas, I have plans. What are they marching about? Has anyone told them yet, or are they just going to make it up as they go?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq)

80 I will have to laugh if progressives have anti Border enforcement protesters on tap for the PHILA NY/NJ area when it's supposed to be about 100 degrees and feel like 110.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2018 04:19 PM (AllCR)

81 And I can tell I've already worked way too much this week in 100 degree temps because I read this as, "Mega Titty Brewskis." And didn't even flinch. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) Why flinch? That's a thing. It's every picture ever used to illustrate "Oktoberfest".

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 04:19 PM (JGBbg)

82 10 I'm drinking wine tonight, not popping tops on mega-frosty, mega-tasty brewskies. Is that OK??? Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 09:04 PM (AMIL/) PUSSY!!!!!11!!! Kidding, I couldn't resist. it's booze, so all good.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 04:19 PM (9rYHA)

83 The pants should be worn the second way.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 29, 2018 04:19 PM (l9m7l)

84 Bison and psychoactive substances. I'm gonna guess the sign is posted somewhere in Colorado.

Posted by: Emmie at June 29, 2018 04:20 PM (/A+Cl)

85 Speaking of pants, note Melania's: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5902719 They claim Ivanka is upset, but I didn't pay that any attention, just looked at the pics of Melania.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:20 PM (8O3HH)

86 Wow, that dick-painter ad... if I hadn't already heard of the guy, I'd be absolutely convinced that it was a parody from Saturday Night Live or some other sketch comedy show!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 04:20 PM (wSC8T)

87 Additional rumor, unsubstantiated  -
#walkaway is the number 3 hashtag on Twitter based on independent metrics however Twitter refuses to post it on their internal Twitter stats.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 04:20 PM (/TNyL)

88 82. Is lie. If not run through a still, is not booze. Ancient law of SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:20 PM (fA1SL)

89 I'm starting to get suspicious of John James, running for senate heard today that he made a significant campaign donation to some Detroit (Rock City) city council chick who is a lot like the commie cutie in neuvo jork James is also avoiding appearing on the local VRWC radio program. I've been trolling him on twitter, every time I see one of his campaign posts on twitter, I reply and ask him why he doesn't call in to Thayrone's show on WAAM

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:21 PM (KCxzN)

90 77 I don't think anyone ever really took notice of that fact that chaps were "assless" -- until gay people started wearing them in their "pride" parades. I don't like the way they audaciously appropriated the rainbow either. Posted by: CyberCipher at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (p6WoB) Their rainbow only has six colors. The real rainbow has seven. Think about the theological implications.

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2018 04:21 PM (ANIFC)

91 That's Melania's mother walking with them, BTW. She looks after Barron a lot when Melania is busy, from what I've read.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:21 PM (8O3HH)

92 Hmmm. Dogs being the rightful inhabitants of Eden? I could get on board with that. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:08 PM (jBnNI) I could buy into that. Best part though is I think that well-loved dogs think they're still in the Garden of Eden

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (n9EOP)

93 I will have to laugh if progressives have anti Border enforcement protesters on tap for the PHILA NY/NJ area when it's supposed to be about 100 degrees and feel like 110. Posted by: FenelonSpoke I hope they wear those aluminum foil wraps so they can be a proper baked potato.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (IqV8l)

94 So do daywalkers crash an early ONT? I'm not sure how I feel about them seeing our Private Shame.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (y87Qq)

95 Dogs would wear Oshkosh overalls. Bison are psychotic enough sans anything.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (wfIPL)

96 Win or lose, I like this Streveler QB for the 'Peg. Oh, and TD by him.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (e7oj4)

97 I did mash-up Reagan's "bear in the woods" with "dumpster fire". I didn't like the joke as much when I saw mister DEFINITELY NOT A STROKE VICTIM apparently do the same thing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (rnAwa)

98 What's this about dick painting?

Posted by: Shep! at June 29, 2018 04:22 PM (ANIFC)

99 What are they marching about? Has anyone told them yet, or are they just going to make it up as they go? Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 09:19 PM[/] it was originally a "families belong together" march, but with the events of the week, I'm assuming it will be free-form protest

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:23 PM (KCxzN)

100 DMPSTR FRRRRRRRRRR!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 04:23 PM (rnAwa)

101 I feel like with the dog pants thing, covering one's asshole is a requirement for the garment to count as "pants". Clearly the second option shown.
Posted by: Dude


Gad, how vulgar and low rent.  Covering one's arsehole please.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2018 04:23 PM (T6t7i)

102 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2018 09:22 PM (IqV8l) LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (AllCR)

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (KCxzN)

104 Aint nobody want trippin bison.

Posted by: bananadream at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (yRBj9)

105 it was originally a "families belong together" march, but with the events of the week, I'm assuming it will be free-form protest Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 09:23 PM (KCxzN) I'm sure they'll have lots of posterboard and markers on hand so they're ready for any eventuality.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (y87Qq)

106 Speaking of pants, note Melania's: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5902719 They claim Ivanka is upset, but I didn't pay that any attention, just looked at the pics of Melania. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:20 PM (8O3HH) --Forget the pants. I like that white dress.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (e7oj4)

107 87. It's real and unstoppable. Combined with the Freethinker movement ammg blacks, the dems are in trouble.

Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (C+R83)

108 Good night all, see if I can get 600 comments of sleep. Maybe 1K if you kick it into high gear.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 04:24 PM (pHfeF)

109 50 So are aprons. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:12 PM (8O3HH) Little known fact: publius wears aprons backwards. i'll give y'all one guess why...

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (9rYHA)

110 I'm not sure how I feel about them seeing our Private Shame.

Quick, shove it back under the mattress.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (/TNyL)

111 101 I feel like with the dog pants thing, covering one's asshole is a requirement for the garment to count as "pants". Clearly the second option shown. Posted by: Dude Gad, how vulgar and low rent. Covering one's arsehole please. Posted by: pep at June 29, 2018 09:23 PM (T6t7i) Pants don't cover nipples, either.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (di1hb)

112 That white candidate reminded me of someone... took a while to bring it to mind. The character in Cheech and Chong's "Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course" commercial parody. He is going to get curb stomped, even in Socialist Scandistan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (GXOTw)

113 'Ode to Joy' has an odious history. Let's give Beethoven's most overplayed symphony a rest ++++ The stupid is strong with this one. But then, what do you expect from a journalist?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (1F9jV)

114 "I mean, if you're an ageless omnipotent being, you have to do something for entertainment, right? " I like to watch Kate Upton shower. To show I'm really a nice guy, last week I removed a malignant melanoma that was just getting underway. Hey, who are you to judge? Note to self.

Posted by: God at June 29, 2018 04:25 PM (IeDO8)

115 Pants don't cover nipples, either. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (di1hb) ------------------ Says you!

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at June 29, 2018 04:26 PM (+F0Wk)

116 I found a microphone at salvation army, so I was gonna take a 10 watt practice amp, plug it into the inverter, & drive around hurling amplified insults at them

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:26 PM (KCxzN)

117 > I'm sure they'll have lots of posterboard and markers on hand so they're ready for any eventuality. It's just not a protest without giant puppet heads and stilt walkers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 04:26 PM (GXOTw)

118 'I'm sure they'll have lots of posterboard and markers on hand so they're ready for any eventuality.' There will be thousands of pre-printed signs to drive the narrative.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 04:26 PM (UdKB7)

119 Roulette. God is sophisticated. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (0QYMt) Vingt et un!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 04:26 PM (n9EOP)

120 Quick, shove it back under the mattress. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (/TNyL) Eh... that's a good way to get cat hair all over your Private Shame.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:27 PM (y87Qq)

121 Is lie. If not run through a still, is not booze. Ancient law of SMR. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL) Otis Campbell agrees

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2018 04:27 PM (SiINZ)

122 I'm not drinking.  I'm doing my monthly off-line backup, because I'm just THAT exciting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 29, 2018 04:27 PM (l9m7l)

123 When they are done with the signs they will throw them on the ground along with their diapers and empty juice bags.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 04:28 PM (UdKB7)

124

Anyhoo, I don't really believe that God is trolling 4Chan, but I'm not prepared to say that he's not, either. I mean, if you're an ageless omnipotent being, you have to do something for entertainment, right?

The odds of these 6 posts coming out like that randomly are, literally, 1 in 1,000,000. Food for thought.



My moment of conflict came when I had to ask, what sort of God


MANIFESTS HIMSELF TO A COMFORTABLE AGNOSTIC?


Yes, my God is a Moron God.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 04:28 PM (2K6fY)

125 Is that so, AltonJackson? Well, I guess I'll put a stay on my order, then, until more facts are in.

Hey, God? You're off the hook, for now.

If it's a race between John James and Dick-Painter, though, yeah, I still think James is the guy. Worst-case scenario, he ends up sucking and loses to the next Dick-Painter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 04:28 PM (wSC8T)

126 That #WalkAway thread is mesmerizing. I can't stop reading it.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 04:28 PM (+Tibp)

127 'I'm sure they'll have lots of posterboard and markers on hand so they're ready for any eventuality.' There will be thousands of pre-printed signs to drive the narrative. Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 09:26 PM no siht...the organizer's web site has a bunch of "artwork" ready to download I should have bought stock in kinkos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (KCxzN)

128 18 If a dog wore trousers they would be two pair of assless chaps. Posted by: Fritz I know this one. My Aussie Penny has actually worn pants and they are the back two leg kind. My SIL likes to dress her up, and she likes to be dressed up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (IeDO8)

129 Pants don't cover nipples, either. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (di1hb) ------------------ Says you! Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at June 29, 2018 09:26 PM (+F0Wk) YEAH! Says you!!! *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (hq7zy)

130 Roulette. God is sophisticated. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (0QYMt) God plays Baccarat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (jBnNI)

131 >> publius wears aprons backwards. i'll give y'all one guess why... It give me a place to hang the dishtowel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (8O3HH)

132 So I just heard that the Queens socialist candidate that won the primary Tuesday, who is so "from the little people", grew up in Westchester County. Isn't that one of the more upscale areas?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (JX5LZ)

133 I don't expect that Pele heard it, but a similar story is told of how well Ty Cobb would have hit in the 1950s. I expect it's just that a good line like that will occur to more than one person.

Posted by: George LeS at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (59GGI)

134 Iron Mike Golf @9:25... Funny; for a guy with "Golf" in his nic, you seem weirdly unfamiliar with golf fashion.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 04:29 PM (wSC8T)

135 No, No! The Potato goes in Front!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 04:30 PM (UFLLM)

136 85 Speaking of pants, note Melania's: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5902719 They claim Ivanka is upset, but I didn't pay that any attention, just looked at the pics of Melania. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:20 PM (8O3HH) ++++ Melania rocks just about anything, but those pants look like they belong in the Book Thread.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 29, 2018 04:30 PM (1F9jV)

137 >>>If the Progs ever get their dreamed of actual war against the normals.....well lets just say that I now know the soundtrack for blowing them all to hell. Ride of the Valkyries would be my choice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 04:30 PM (/qEW2)

138 124. Of course the Big Guy is a troll. He came down to earth and trolled the shit outta people IRL.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:30 PM (fA1SL)

139 92 Hmmm. Dogs being the rightful inhabitants of Eden? I could get on board with that. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:08 PM (jBnNI) I could buy into that. Best part though is I think that well-loved dogs think they're still in the Garden of Eden Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 29, 2018 09:22 PM (n9EOP) If you really wanted to make it dusty: Man was cast out of Eden. Dogs could stay, but they walked out with us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:30 PM (jBnNI)

140 publius wears aprons backwards. i'll give y'all one guess why... It give me a place to hang the dishtowel. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:29 PM I thought that was how you made the donuts...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:31 PM (KCxzN)

141 Publius, I took your advice from the other night and just wrote something for myself, for my own amusement. It was fun. Thanks my friend.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 04:31 PM (UFLLM)

142 Pants don't cover nipples, either.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (di1hb)


They do if you pull them up far enough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 04:32 PM (rnXGe)

143 94 So do daywalkers crash an early ONT? I'm not sure how I feel about them seeing our Private Shame. Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 09:2 oh please. if the HQ had been around then, scaring daywalkers would have been part of what Conan said is best in life. who's got the busty lesbian prom links this evening?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 04:32 PM (9rYHA)

144 I think it would be even funnier if SJW against border control are marching around somewhere in TX, AZ or NM tomorrow where it's hotter than 100 degrees.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2018 04:32 PM (AllCR)

145 Ride of the Valkyries would be my choice. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 09:30 PM (/qEW2) It scares the hell out of the slopes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2018 04:32 PM (SiINZ)

146 It's a question I have often asked: if humans had tails, would we wear then inside or outside of our trousers? I'm pretty sure, if they were bushy, we would have them outside, though the metrosexuals would have them waxed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 29, 2018 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

147 130. He's a high-roller and likes to mix things up. Sometimes baccarat, sometimes pai gow, sometimes fan tan, when He's slumming. Never find him at the slots or keno - a straight class act.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL)

148 51 Just pretend I forgot to reset my clocks in March. And also live in Newfoundland. Posted by: Weirddave I also live in Newfoundland and now I'm wondering about all the weird Dave's that I know.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2018 04:33 PM (IeDO8)

149 Funny thing, I like the African American candidate better than I like the wienie white guy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2018 04:34 PM (3Pma+)

150 >> Publius, I took your advice from the other night and just wrote something for myself, for my own amusement. It was fun. Thanks my friend. -------------------- You're welcome, but I must confess I can't remember what my advice was. That may be a sign I'm getting old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:34 PM (8O3HH)

151 So here's another advantage of the unhinged commie screaming fit which has lasted so long, America has tuned their stupid shit out.

Even a mass shooting can't get people to listen to their bullcrap politicizing anymore because it's so idiotic and predictable.

I don't think the Left has adjusted to the new reality yet that very few people give a fuck what they think and say. Their "independent" cover is blown. That genie ain't going back in the toothpaste jar.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 04:34 PM (rv0Fo)

152 Ride of the Valkyries would be my choice. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 09:30 PM (/qEW2) Biz Markie, "Just a Friend". No deep meaning or anything, I just like that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:34 PM (y87Qq)

153 John James! Man, alive I wish I could vote for him. Yeah, I'm gonna vote for Ted Cruz but he's gonna beat Beto like a drum. It would be nice to get this guy in the Senate.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2018 04:34 PM (xQfPr)

154 148. These are the Daves I Know https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:35 PM (fA1SL)

155 God plays Baccarat?
-----
Pass me the shoe.

So I can throw it at an infidel, infidel!

Posted by: allah at June 29, 2018 04:35 PM (Evws/)

156 Dick painter. Yeah. He is an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 04:35 PM (0tfLf)

157 Hey Ho ONT! Had to get this out of my head so I found it. Google is evil, but, but, youtube! Spooky https://youtu.be/Qpo9KZYJ4sA Gots errands to run before I can settle in, alas. Dog pants? Of course they do.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Constitutionally authorized Moron at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (jMD9L)

158 60 Dogs wear pants that cover their butts. But don't forget the hole for the tail. The picture on the right would be like some dude at Jiffy Lube in his coveralls that had no back. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) My Aussie Penny doesn't have a tail, just a nubbin. All natural not docked. And when she wears pants, she wears backpants dammit.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (IeDO8)

159 Melania's pants and heels are way fine by me. Makes me want to put some Rat Pack on the stereo, mix up a pitcher of dry martinis and rack up a game or to, before getting jiggy on the leather couch...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (UFLLM)

160 I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about. Is this a regional phrase?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (REGGi)

161 turn it up www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (KCxzN)

162 I would vote for James in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 04:36 PM (0tfLf)

163 If you really wanted to make it dusty: Man was cast out of Eden. Dogs could stay, but they walked out with us. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:30 PM (jBnNI) Dude, that needs to be on the Pet Thread!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar [/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 29, 2018 04:37 PM (n9EOP)

164 Ride of the Valkyries would be my choice. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 09:30 PM (/qEW2) Nah. https://youtu.be/MGQaH3-LK54

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 04:37 PM (rnAwa)

165 The donks have become one raging dumpster fire. Five alarm run for your lives.....!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 04:37 PM (0OmEj)

166 160 I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about. Is this a regional phrase? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 09:36 PM (REGGi) More generational, I think. You'd more expect Dean Martin to use the term. But he can't, because he's dead. But well preserved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:38 PM (jBnNI)

167 walkaway is real its happening and its amazing
https://wp.me/p9ygG7-3iH

#walkaway

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 04:38 PM (/TNyL)

168 But not dice.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (y87Qq)



Stop telling God what to do

Posted by: Niels Bohr at June 29, 2018 04:38 PM (2K6fY)

169 I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about. Is this a regional phrase? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 09:36 PM (REGGi) ------------- Nope, but it is generational.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (I16G8)

170 Okay, I was confused. Black Guy is running in Michigan. White Guy is running in Minnesota. They're not running against each other (lucky for the White Guy). Black Guy is shooting for the former Debbie Stabenow seat. White Guy is running in the Dem primary against the woman who got appointed to Al Franken's seat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (GXOTw)

171 164. Nah, bruh. https://youtu.be/0kdC601wt_4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (fA1SL)

172 156 Dick painter. Yeah. He is an idiot. Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 09:35 PM (0tfLf) --I would not be surprised if he was certifiably mentally disabled.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (e7oj4)

173 Grump928(C) @9:32... I think Fred Perry nailed that answer in his Gold Digger comics, back in the 90s.

One of the characters was a were-cheetah. Her pants had a little notch in the back for her tail to stick out, and then a strip of cloth that buttoned above her tail.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (wSC8T)

174 Next time I go to Las Vegas I going to say loudly at the roulette wheel, "If the next number is 12, then God exists." I'll try it with a small bet first and if it works, put the proceeds of my house sale on the next. If it loses, I'll be seeing him in a few minutes later and will give Him a real talking to.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2018 04:39 PM (IeDO8)

175 Posted by: JAS at June 29, 2018 09:16 PM (3HNOQ) --------------------------------------- You know, Roethlisberger, you can get banned for socking a regular.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 29, 2018 04:40 PM (xQfPr)

176 It's just a jump to the left...

Then a step to the riiiighiiiiighiiiight!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 04:40 PM (e9G8E)

177 1.) Anyone who derides the Ninth is a fuckin' philistine. We sent that shit to space for a reason. 2.) Pele's a stud, and that was an awesome joke. 3.) I am 99% sure that one of my childhood friends killed one of my prize French Alpines by giving it blow.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 04:41 PM (UiRxW)

178 I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about.

Is this a regional phrase?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 09:36 PM (REGGi)

FWIW, I never heard it until I moved away from the NY metro area. It's rather common in the liberal hellhole I live in now.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 04:41 PM (rv0Fo)

179 duck tales love it! gotta drop by 4chan some time to say hi to God

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:41 PM (hMwEB)

180 I have been drinking this rum drink called Loco Nut. Weird, like milk with alcohol. Not sure I like it really, but it is hot out and I am tipsy, so I will persevere. Also, I keep getting an error when i type apostrophes and the like. Plus my keyboard locks up on this iPad. I think it is the update because the battery runs out fast, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2018 04:42 PM (/+bwe)

181 Good gravy, please, please let John James be in the Senate.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:42 PM (e7oj4)

182 Speaking of dogs.. my grand dog (mom is away house and dog sitting) is pulling the old..grandma.. mommy is away won't you come and sleep in her bed with me routine. Ugh.. the thought of sleeping in the dungeon though...

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:42 PM (dUJdY)

183 I'm torn between the commenting structure here and 4chan. Crude, but effective. And lit as fuck. Especially at 9.6K BPS on my awesome modem.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 04:42 PM (iiixZ)

184 icymi grab your free / sale / new indy books this weekend link in nic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:43 PM (hMwEB)

185 180 I have been drinking this rum drink called Loco Nut. Weird, like milk with alcohol. Not sure I like it really, but it is hot out and I am tipsy, so I will persevere. Also, I keep getting an error when i type apostrophes and the like. Plus my keyboard locks up on this iPad. I think it is the update because the battery runs out fast, too. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2018 09:42 PM (/+bwe) There are a lot of cream liquors running around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:43 PM (jBnNI)

186 More generational, I think. You'd more expect Dean Martin to use the term. ..... That explains it. We've used that expression for years in my circles. Wait....is "in my circles" outdated too?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 04:43 PM (REGGi)

187 85 The first photo with Barron in it at the Daily mail. Looks like Barron has spent some time with General Mattis. "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 04:43 PM (u/cQD)

188 Okay, it turns out that White Guy's face is partially paralyzed due to some disease. Now I feel bad about making fun of his speaking voice, but not about making fun of his communism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 04:43 PM (GXOTw)

189 It seems absurd to us to decide God's existence based on a random event, but there is a related notion in the Bible. People believed they could divine God's will by some random event, such as the casting of lots. Hence the passage in Jonah when the ship's crew were trying to figure out who was causing God's ire to the point where the ship was at the point of being destroyed by the storm, and the lot fell to Jonah. The point of the random event was to give God "space" to express his will. People have such odd notions.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 29, 2018 04:44 PM (/qEW2)

190 Democrat party dead by Labor Day? I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 04:44 PM (Q9ugn)

191 Jewells! I have a question for you - you sell on etsy, right? does etsy handle the credit cards / paypal/ etc part for you?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:44 PM (hMwEB)

192 151 So here's another advantage of the unhinged commie screaming fit which has lasted so long, America has tuned their stupid shit out.

Even a mass shooting can't get people to listen to their bullcrap politicizing anymore because it's so idiotic and predictable.

I don't think the Left has adjusted to the new reality yet that very few people give a fuck what they think and say. Their "independent" cover is blown. That genie ain't going back in the toothpaste jar.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (rv0Fo)


>>>  I find it hilarious that the "smart set" journo-schoool clowns must continually adjust their opinions and "reporting" to parrot and support the ever-leftward-leaning shifts of the Progressive/Democrat public policy statements...no thinking for yourself or deviation from the Party dialectic is allowed in the Progressive MFM ranks!  


Talk about a totalitarian regime!  They are trapped in one!

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 04:44 PM (AMIL/)

193 Is Goofy a dog?

Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2018 04:45 PM (Gvnja)

194 >>>I would vote for James in a heartbeat.<<<
James Taylor?  Thank you.  Because You've Got A Friend.

Posted by: James Taylor at June 29, 2018 04:45 PM (J7XgW)

195 190 Democrat party dead by Labor Day? I wouldn't doubt it. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 09:44 PM (Q9ugn) The age old chestnut about each other's dicks and sucking should apply here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:45 PM (jBnNI)

196 Democrat party dead by Labor Day? I wouldn't doubt it. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 09:44 PM (Q9ugn) Not a chance. They've got Bernadette Sanders running now. They'll win everything with her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2018 04:45 PM (SiINZ)

197 gotta drop by 4chan some time to say hi to God Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 09:41 PM (hMwEB) Tell Him I said 'sup. thx.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:46 PM (y87Qq)

198 Not surprised that a Dem would make an ad with a dumpster.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 04:46 PM (0tfLf)

199 NaughtyPine, Turn off smart punctuation in your settings. Settings>General >keyboard > smart punctuation >switch to off

Posted by: lin-duh at June 29, 2018 04:46 PM (kufk0)

200 Liberal Jews are destroying their own religion I work in a printing shop, and last week we got an order to print programs for a Jewish conference or festival at the University of Massachusetts next week. We printed 500 programs and shipped them. They arrived on Wednesday and the customer was very pleased with them. At the end of the day Thursday I got an e-mail asking if we could print another 200 and ship them so they arrive on Monday, the beginning of the conference. I said that we would try, but I couldn't promise that we could print and ship them on Friday. I said we could ship them on Monday for sure, and they would arrive on Tuesday. She said that was OK and ordered them. We hauled ass and got them printed, bound, and shipped today, so they will get them on Monday. That will be a pleasant surprise for them. I'm not Jewish myself, but reading the program, it looks hippieish and New Ageish to me. In other words, they seem to be very very very liberal Jews. I doubt they will ever know that the people who printed their programs are avid Trump supporters.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 04:47 PM (sdi6R)

201 Also, I keep getting an error when i type apostrophes and the like. Plus my keyboard locks up on this iPad. I think it is the update because the battery runs out fast, too. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2018 09:42 PM (/+bwe) there's some kind of "smart keyboard" setting in iOS that you need to turn off

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:47 PM (hMwEB)

202 votermom.. yes my Etsy shop accepts paypal and any credit credit card. Just click my name girl and you are there! Thanks

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:47 PM (dUJdY)

203 150 That may be a sign I'm getting old. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (8O3HH) Pffft. He wasn't giving the thread his full attention. "multitasking" IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 29, 2018 04:47 PM (9rYHA)

204 The Democrat Party isn't dead. They'll be back in 6 years. Count on it.

Posted by: ALH at June 29, 2018 04:47 PM (Gvnja)

205 Richard Painter is some kind of hideous muppet, isn't he?

Posted by: Fat Whoopi at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

206 Is Goofy a dog? .... That's always been curious. Goofy appears to be a dog with the ability to talk. Pluto, however, seems to be a dog in the classic sense. And yet they seem to exist in the same continuum. Strangely, Pluto seems to be the rational and intelligent of the two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (REGGi)

207 James Taylor? Thank you. Because You've Got A Friend.

You certainly do, so enough with the long face.

Posted by: John F'N Kerry at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (Tyii7)

208 Etsy does all the work for me votermom.. it's really nice and worth the fee they charge.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (dUJdY)

209 162 I would vote for James in a heartbeat. Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 09:36 PM (0tfLf) --I also. https://youtu.be/0trh9Y598fM

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (e7oj4)

210 Imagine where James could be in 20 years.....

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 04:48 PM (0tfLf)

211 I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about. Is this a regional phrase? Posted by: Bitter Clinger Possibly if you consider the 1800's a region.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at June 29, 2018 04:49 PM (zfrbv)

212 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY) But you don't see the actual credit card info, right? only etsy does?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:49 PM (hMwEB)

213 God exists: I usually cook in the nude at night becauee freedom. Tonight I was in boxer briefs, shorts, and thick sweat pants because I just finished a 15 minute run. I splashed hamburger grease on my crotch during the flip. 3 layers saved me. It would have sent me to the ER if in my usual birthday suit. Counting my blessings and turning in. Sweet Dreams Horde.

Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 04:49 PM (Q9ugn)

214 208 - oh yes, that was my question, thanks!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:50 PM (hMwEB)

215 Night MC Honey Mustard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:50 PM (jBnNI)

216 I tried turning everything off the keyboard including spellcheck and suggestions. BTW, Iowahawk is killing it on Twitter: Thinking about riling up an online mob to go out and develop fulfilling hobbies and leave other people alone LET'S GET OUT THERE AND DO SOME MACRAME AND MODEL RAILROADING, MOTHERF***ERS

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 29, 2018 04:50 PM (/+bwe)

217 176>>> put your hands on your hips....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2018 04:50 PM (qWg0i)

218 Possibly if you consider the 1800's a region. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2018 09:49 PM (zfrbv) The 1800s are a kind of weasel, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 04:50 PM (y87Qq)

219 No votermom I don't see any credit or debit card info. The only information I see is your mailing address. And of course THAT is something I would never share with anyone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

220 Democrat party dead by Labor Day? I wouldn't doubt it. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 29, 2018 09:44 PM (Q9ugn) ----------- Careful. History shows us that Conservatives get the Country humming economically again, finally (I exclude both GWBs in sayin this), and then the vote turns towards those who can will redistribute this sudden, unexplainable! new prosperity again. The cycle is oft repeated.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 04:52 PM (I16G8)

221 210 Imagine where James could be in 20 years..... Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2018 09:48 PM (0tfLf) They'll try to destroy him- it is in their nature (re: scorpions.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:52 PM (jBnNI)

222 FYI guys, Jewells is offering free shipping until July 9 !

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 04:52 PM (hMwEB)

223 216. I'm a member of an online photo forum - strictly old-school, real photography, what uses chemistry and all the rest of it. Full. Of. SJW. And. Commie. Scum. There's nothing they don't ruin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 04:52 PM (fA1SL)

224 The cycle is oft repeated. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 09:52 PM (I16G This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:53 PM (jBnNI)

225 Talk about a totalitarian regime! They are trapped in one!

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 09:44 PM (AMIL/)

In Martial Arts you learn to use a much larger opponent's mass against him.

So Trump took all those barrels of ink the smart set is famous for bragging about, and let them happily paint themselves into a teeny tiny little inescapable corner with it. And there they will sit for the remainder of his terms and beyond.

It's like the joke that ends with "Because I bet those guys over there one hundred dollars that I could get you to piss all over your own bar and laugh about it!!!!"

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 04:53 PM (rv0Fo)

226 Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R) ----- If you've ever set foot in a print shop, you know. It's no a business for lefties.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 04:54 PM (UiRxW)

227 "I used the idiom "half in the bag" the other day with a student and they didn't know what I was talking about. " Try Three Sheets to the Wind next time. They should get that one.

Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 04:54 PM (u/cQD)

228 How can SJW Commies fuck up developer, stop bath, fixer and safety lights?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 04:54 PM (UFLLM)

229 >>>James is also avoiding appearing on the local VRWC radio program. I've been trolling him on twitter, every time I see one of his campaign posts on twitter, I reply and ask him why he doesn't call in to Thayrone's show on WAAM.

Oh yeah Alton.  They all are afraid of Thayrone. All the candidates, for any office, from either party, are all avoiding his show.  (Except Colbeck) They prefer the tongue bath they get from WJR.

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 04:55 PM (RfzVr)

230 Indeed I am votermom!! I meant to post about that again before my vacay. The shop will be temporarily closed July 10 thru July 31. So.. if you all need anything special.. go to the shop or message me if you need something special and I will do my best to get it to you before I leave for AZ.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:56 PM (dUJdY)

231 I still use the term "half in the bag." Or snookered, or smashed/trashed, or 3 sheets to the wind, or.... I have a lot of experience with booze.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 04:56 PM (iiixZ)

232 The Democrat Party isn't dead. They are alive and well inside the Republican Party.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 04:56 PM (rv0Fo)

233 Try Three Sheets to the Wind next time. They should get that one. Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 09:54 PM (u/cQD) https://tinyurl.com/yceca8yq Some old English phrases for being drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 04:56 PM (jBnNI)

234 I also offer free gift wrapping

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 04:57 PM (dUJdY)

235 Is July 1st Canada Day?

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 04:58 PM (+Tibp)

236 Can anyone with preternatural search skillz point me to the thread where the Horde went crazy listing alternatives to the "dot, not feather" disambiguation?

Very obscure, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2018 04:59 PM (8iiMU)

237 >> Pffft. He wasn't giving the thread his full attention. "multitasking" IYKWIMAITTYD Posted by: publius's ficus ------------------------- Princess is getting sassy tonight, isn't she? Daddy's gonna have to get out the pruning hook again, looks like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 04:59 PM (8O3HH)

238 They all are afraid of Thayrone. All the candidates, for any office, from either party, are all avoiding his show. (Except Colbeck) They prefer the tongue bath they get from WJR. Posted by: cfo mom at June 29, 2018 09:55 PM ikr? James hasn't shown up on Thayrone's or Gruber's show & Steve Gruber has state-wide reach, he's on 19 or 20 stations throughout the state they think WJR is a "conservative" station 'cause they carry Rush & Levin, but WJR is not conservative. Rush is a money-maker, as is Levin (but they "pre-empt Levis at least twice a week)

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 05:00 PM (KCxzN)

239 Some old English phrases for being drunk. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:56 PM (jBnNI) --The ONT had a link for Ben Franklin's list of drunk terms. My favorite was Non Campus.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:00 PM (e7oj4)

240 235 Is July 1st Canada Day? Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 09:58 PM (+Tibp) --At least this year.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:00 PM (e7oj4)

241 228. How? Extensive discussion in the portrait sections of how to show yourself as a trans ally by use of 'gender-neutral' lighting and posing. Look - I've photo'd gay couples, and the laws of optics and chemistry are no different for them than they are for anyone else. But no! Gotta use red and blue gels and softening filters for dudes, & etc.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:01 PM (fA1SL)

242 I still use the term "half in the bag." Or snookered, or smashed/trashed, or 3 sheets to the wind, or.... I have a lot of experience with booze. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 09:56 PM (iiixZ) .... Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 05:01 PM (REGGi)

243 Very obscure, I know. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2018 09:59 PM (8iiMU) http://minx.cc:1080/?post=375235

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:01 PM (y87Qq)

244 Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 09:56 PM (iiixZ) lol.. my dear departed dads favorite was 3 sheets to the wind. I never understood what the hell he was talking about.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

245 "Dot not feather".... Said that to my wife on the way to work a couple of months ago... she totally lost it laughing. Was talking about the Quickie Mart up the road. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 05:02 PM (iiixZ)

246 --At least this year. Posted by: logprof Does it change? And why this day? What happened in Canadian history? Just curious. I have a neighbor that decks out her yard with Canadian flags and such.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:02 PM (+Tibp)

247 Does a lack of engaged dads and an encouragement of less masculine parenting encourage girls to be curious about transsexuality?

Posted by: Max Power at June 29, 2018 05:02 PM (QCc6B)

248 Groggified

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 05:03 PM (UdKB7)

249 246 --At least this year. Posted by: logprof Does it change? And why this day? What happened in Canadian history? Just curious. I have a neighbor that decks out her yard with Canadian flags and such. Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:02 PM (+Tibp) --It was better when it was Dominion Day. Also better when Silky Pony was not PM.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:03 PM (e7oj4)

250 I'm not Jewish myself, but reading the program, it looks hippieish and New Ageish to me. In other words, they seem to be very very very liberal Jews. I doubt they will ever know that the people who printed their programs are avid Trump supporters. Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R) ++++++ 1) That's as it should be, in my opinion, Commerce is commerce, and politics are politics. Some commerce is unfortunately political by nature due to some weird shit recently (selling guns is *not* a political statement, for example) but it's best to keep 'em separated. 2) The hippie new-age Judaism thing is real. They're often derisively called "Jew-Bu" (Jewish/Buddhist) or "Jew-ish." We have a big Jewish religious market in the US, for better or for worse. This leads to oddness like the new-age sects, but also the flexibility for people like me who are neither Orthodox nor non-practicing. That's much harder in Israel, actually, where most people are either non-practicing or one of the orthodox flavors with fairly little middle ground.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:03 PM (hYcqw)

251 call center vs. casino

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:03 PM (RfzVr)

252 An early ONT!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:03 PM (iTpm7)

253 --It was better when it was Dominion Day. Also better when Silky Pony was not PM. Posted by: logprof She did Dominion Day last year. I asked her about it.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:04 PM (+Tibp)

254 Blackjack, not tech support

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:04 PM (fA1SL)

255 Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (REGGi) Mine's "lit up like Chinese New Year". Gives it a little Eastern flair, y'know?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:04 PM (y87Qq)

256 85 Speaking of pants, note Melania's: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5902719 == oh I love her pants! and her mom's shoes are so cute!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 29, 2018 05:04 PM (hMwEB)

257 Does it change? And why this day? What happened in Canadian history? Just curious. I have a neighbor that decks out her yard with Canadian flags and such.--- Maybe it's a celebration of them burning down the White House.

Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 05:04 PM (u/cQD)

258 Your Honor, She is F*ckin' Goofy!"- Just the punchline... Cheers, 'Rons.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 05:05 PM (DH++Z)

259 NAZY. Drunken. Nazy cove or mort; a drunken rogue or harlot. Nazy Nazi.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2018 05:05 PM (UdKB7)

260 I feel like I've been encouraged to be some kind of beta dad and it's bad for my children.

Posted by: Max Power at June 29, 2018 05:06 PM (QCc6B)

261 257. Speed the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:06 PM (fA1SL)

262 Does it change? And why this day? What happened in Canadian history? Just curious. I have a neighbor that decks out her yard with Canadian flags and such. Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:02 PM (+Tibp) ++++++++++ This year, it is July 2nd. Canada Day is July 1st unless that is a Sunday, in which case it is observed on Monday. That happened this year, so it'll be July 2nd. It celebrates the union of the disjointed Canadian territories into the combined Canada they have today. I think the union was most of modern Canada plus some of the pseudo-separate maritime provinces.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:06 PM (hYcqw)

263 It give me a place to hang the dishtowel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)


Or a rifle.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:06 PM (iTpm7)

264 Maybe it's a celebration of them burning down the White House. Posted by: X-ray Steyn was riffing on this on Rush a few weeks ago and pointed out that the Americans burned Fort something or other to the ground on their way out the door. He said Fort whatever became Toronto. He's funny. Also, he has a weird accent. I've never met another Canadian with an accent like his.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:07 PM (+Tibp)

265 We have a big Jewish religious market in the US, for better or for worse. This leads to oddness like the new-age sects, but also the flexibility for people like me who are neither Orthodox nor non-practicing. That's much harder in Israel, actually, where most people are either non-practicing or one of the orthodox flavors with fairly little middle ground. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 10:03 PM (hYcqw) I remember a work friend who was looking at- IIRC- Reform Judaism. The way he described it, it seemed like pretty much a religion in which you could take whatever you want and leave the rest. Not that most/many Christians are any different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 05:07 PM (jBnNI)

266 Can anyone with preternatural search skillz point me to the thread where the Horde went crazy listing alternatives to the "dot, not feather" disambiguation?

Very obscure, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2018 09:59 PM (8iiMU)

Would need a time frame. A year? A month? It has become more difficult to search old posts in this place (and many others which I think makes liberals happy). I mean, the entire Hot Air archive of comments is kaput.

Used to be able to hit every page of this place with Google. Now you get about 0.1% and like it.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:07 PM (rv0Fo)

267 Clueless ALERT ! God plays be HIS rules, that he has been trying to impress on mostly clueless humanity for a very long time. Just as He makes great progress with humanity, Satan appeals to humanities base natures (socialists misguided and brainwashed elites)and reverses much progress.

Posted by: ron n. at June 29, 2018 05:07 PM (MBrFx)

268 It celebrates the union of the disjointed Canadian territories into the combined Canada they have today. I think the union was most of modern Canada plus some of the pseudo-separate maritime provinces. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 10:06 PM (hYcqw) --Correct. Newfoundland was a separate Dominion until 1947.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:08 PM (e7oj4)

269 @189
There was a book a few years ago called "Against The Gods," on the history of "odds" and probability equations.   Until the development of the idea of "what the chances are," everyone believed that a roll of the dice or a turn of the wheel was a revelation of the will of God.

Dedicated gamblers, of course, still do.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 29, 2018 05:08 PM (H5rtT)

270 Also, he has a weird accent. I've never met another Canadian with an accent like his. Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:07 PM (+Tibp) +++++++++ I have long suspected that Steyn's accent is an affectation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

271 It celebrates the union of the disjointed Canadian territories into the combined Canada they have today. I think the union was most of modern Canada plus some of the pseudo-separate maritime provinces. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Oh, I thought it was when their Constitution was delivered to them (thus endowing Independence?)

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:08 PM (+Tibp)

272 Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (y87Qq)

Wow...

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:08 PM (rv0Fo)

273 Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (REGGi) --------- It's almost as if you can use words interchangeably, like the nick names for ta tas. "She has awesome bazingas!". Everyone will know what you meant, no one will know why you chose that word as a description.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 05:09 PM (I16G8)

274 It's obvious that God has a sense of humor... Flamingos and giraffe! Hello!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 29, 2018 05:09 PM (myjNJ)

275 Steyn was riffing on this on Rush a few weeks ago and pointed out that the Americans burned Fort something or other to the ground on their way out the door. He said Fort whatever became Toronto. He's funny. --Fort York. One year when I visited The Center of the Universe I took a double decker bus tour and Ft. York was one of the attractions.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:10 PM (e7oj4)

276 250 That's as it should be, in my opinion, Commerce is commerce, and politics are politics. Some commerce is unfortunately political by nature due to some weird shit recently (selling guns is *not* a political statement, for example) but it's best to keep 'em separated. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 10:03 PM (hYcqw) Yes, and unlike the leftists, we didn't get up on our high horse and refuse to serve them because they didn't meet our political standards. Business is business, as you said, and we like customers.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 05:10 PM (sdi6R)

277 I see the bison have been getting into the shrooms again. And blaming the visitors. *paging zombie Gary Larson*

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 05:11 PM (0ogQG)

278 274 It's obvious that God has a sense of humor... Flamingos and giraffe! Hello! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 29, 2018 10:09 PM (myjNJ) Indeed.

Posted by: The Platypus at June 29, 2018 05:11 PM (e7oj4)

279 How can SJW Commies fuck up developer, stop bath, fixer and safety lights?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 09:54 PM (UFLLM)


The hypo is clearly impeding the silver nitrate's agency

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 05:11 PM (2K6fY)

280 >> Or a rifle. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess Or a bus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbF91AOLzyU

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 05:11 PM (8O3HH)

281 Looking at the dailymail - Golly Barron is getting tall, and a good looking young man to boot.  The girls are gonna be all over him and his mom and the SS are gonna have their hands full.  They have to keep him safe from the predators, so kid isn't ever gonna get close to having any fun til his Dad is out of the WH - when he's 18.

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:12 PM (RfzVr)

282 I remember a work friend who was looking at- IIRC- Reform Judaism. The way he described it, it seemed like pretty much a religion in which you could take whatever you want and leave the rest. Not that most/many Christians are any different. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 10:07 PM (jBnNI) +++++++++ Traditionally, at least, Reform is sort of the middle ground. In the late 19th century, western Jews decided that maybe they could split the difference between orthodoxy and non-practicing and the Reform movement was born. Some said they went too far, and the Conservative movement was born. Others said they didn't go too far enough and the Reconstructionist movement was born. Then, in response to all of this, others said it was all bonkers, everyone was too liberal, and the Hassidim flourished. Now we basically have those five. I have trouble finding a meaningful difference between Reconstructionism and Unitarianism. I have attended both Reform and Conservative synagogues that were satisfactory. Western Judaism is kind of a weird place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:12 PM (hYcqw)

283 OK, I'm out g'night, Andrew

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2018 05:12 PM (KCxzN)

284 Will Justin be presenting himself in costume?  Is there a live feed?

Posted by: James Taylor at June 29, 2018 05:12 PM (J7XgW)

285 Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:07 PM (+Tibp) Not sure if I heard Steyn do it on Rush but did catch that riff. Comedy often makes things stick better in my brain.

Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 05:12 PM (u/cQD)

286 Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree"
---
i stick with "faced"...

at least in semi-polite company.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 05:13 PM (xsabZ)

287 It's almost as if you can use words interchangeably, like the nick names for ta tas. "She has awesome bazingas!". Everyone will know what you meant, no one will know why you chose that word as a description. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 10:09 PM (I16G .... Agreed. I'm not sure what other use there is for the words "ta-ta" or "bazinga" other than their colloquial use.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 05:13 PM (REGGi)

288 Pie-eyed is another one

Posted by: McCool at June 29, 2018 05:13 PM (9X4u5)

289 232 The Democrat Party isn't dead. They are alive and well inside the Republican Party.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 09:56 PM (rv0Fo)


What do you think will happen when all these #WalkAway types join the Republican Party?  Do you think'll suddenly become free-market conservatives or do you think they'll try to move it further left? Sort of like all the idiots leaving California to infect other areas with their failure.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 05:13 PM (rnXGe)

290 God has laughed at me all my life. Nothing new.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:13 PM (e7oj4)

291 "Ode to Joy" has an odious history. Let's give Beethoven's most overplayed symphony a rest. Good point - let's abolish the European Union, since the Union's anthem is based on Ode To Joy.

Posted by: Not A Winning Argument at June 29, 2018 05:14 PM (dlwIY)

292 Can anybody seriously doubt the world would be grey, bleak, miserable and joyless if the left ever wins? Suicide would be the national sport in lefty world.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 29, 2018 05:14 PM (nBr1j)

293 Not sure if I heard Steyn do it on Rush but did catch that riff. Comedy often makes things stick better in my brain. Posted by: X-ray Mrs Blutarski and I both hope that when Rush finally retires from the Golden EIB Microphone that he turns the reins over to Steyn. I can listen to him for hours.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:14 PM (+Tibp)

294 Oh, I thought it was when their Constitution was delivered to them (thus endowing Independence?) Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp) +++++++ Yup, same event. The got united and granted Dominion status. I guess as a foreigner I always consider the unification first, as the queen is still on their money. I know Dominion status is quite important politically but it ain't independence. Or I just latch on to the trivia and miss the forest for the trees. Wouldn't be the worst thing anyone ever said about me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:14 PM (hYcqw)

295 Western Judaism is kind of a weird place. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 10:12 PM (hYcqw) What was interesting in this case was the guy was pretty much a religious nomad. In my experience (my Best Friend or even Palp, here) when someone converts to a religion they have a tendency to follow the more conservative, old school versions. People are interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 05:15 PM (jBnNI)

296 237 Princess is getting sassy tonight, isn't she? Daddy's gonna have to get out the pruning hook again, looks like. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH) Yeah right. Who you gonna rub up against then, the palm? ninja please.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 29, 2018 05:15 PM (9rYHA)

297 I remember a work friend who was looking at- IIRC- Reform Judaism. The way he described it, it seemed like pretty much a religion in which you could take whatever you want and leave the rest. Not that most/many Christians are any different. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 10:07 PM (jBnNI) Oh, many of the Christian sects have gone way past the point of leaving the rest. They just change the meaning of words and can make homosexuality into 'love", national suicide into "obedience to God", calling good evil and evil good into "being non-judgmental", including women into the priesthood because of "diversity", promoting the immigration of barbarians because of "inclusion", and.....well, you get the picture.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 05:15 PM (9BLnV)

298 Beethoven's 9th Symphony is overplayed like the National Anthem is overplayed.
An extraordinary work by someone who by that time was totally deaf.

You probably think Obama didn't need a teleprompter to say "I... I... me... I..."
serious you guys.
and now I want chili. Foo.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 29, 2018 05:16 PM (KxbBq)

299 Do not give the bison psychoactive substances Quit harshing my mellow dude!

Posted by: Barry the Bison at June 29, 2018 05:16 PM (eMKNe)

300 295. If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly bear. No point half-assing a conversion. You go RC? Go SSPX or go home.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (fA1SL)

301 Mrs Blutarski and I both hope that when Rush finally retires from the Golden EIB Microphone that he turns the reins over to Steyn. I can listen to him for hours. Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:14 PM (+Tibp) --I actually like Steyn and Walter Williams more than Rush.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (e7oj4)

302 242 Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (REGGi) Hmmm. that's what we call turning on every light in the house to celebrate earf day

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (9rYHA)

303 Also, he has a weird accent. I've never met another Canadian with an accent like his.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:07 PM (+Tibp)


Stephan Molyneux.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (2K6fY)

304 292 Can anybody seriously doubt the world would be grey, bleak, miserable and joyless if the left ever wins?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 29, 2018 10:14 PM (nBr1j)


>>>  There's no doubt about it.  Reference:  Russia, aka Soviet Union, 1917-1989.




Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

305 Or a bus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 10:11 PM (8O3HH)

That's some Super Elite genitalia!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (iTpm7)

306 It celebrates the union of the disjointed Canadian territories into the combined Canada they have today. I think the union was most of modern Canada plus some of the pseudo-separate maritime provinces. ------------- I stayed over on a bidness trip in Stevestson Beach, BC for Canada Day about 15 years ago- it was fantastic and Moron Friendly. Like a 4th of July parade with kegs and wenches. Also cheap smoked meats/fishes. I wonder if they still do it like that now?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 05:17 PM (DH++Z)

307 Hey everybody. Got something to share from Quora (again). Wonder what Horde members would add, change or remove? What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting the USA? http://qr.ae/TUpVhs

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:18 PM (eMKNe)

308 I love Ode to Joy. I think it is a beautiful piece of music. I also think Pachelbel Canon in is the musical

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 29, 2018 05:18 PM (myjNJ)

309 It's obvious that God has a sense of humor... Flamingos and giraffe! Hello! He also had some parts left over, so He made the platypus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2018 05:18 PM (HaL55)

310 I think 'Ta-Tas' comes from 'Tetons', but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 05:19 PM (jBnNI)

311 Best performance of Ode To Joy, ever: The country version that's played over the end credits of Raising Arizona.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:19 PM (eMKNe)

312 What do you think will happen when all these #WalkAway types join the Republican Party? Do you think'll suddenly become free-market conservatives or do you think they'll try to move it further left? Sort of like all the idiots leaving California to infect other areas with their failure.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 10:13 PM (rnXGe)

My sincere hope is they get completely turned off from politics. Trump greased that runway by asking black people what Democrats ever did for them.

That message got amplified by the media bigly and there is only one way that goes. Even when the next black candidate comes along hiding behind the D. All a lot black people will see is what they really are: a "token" and an "Uncle Tom".

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:19 PM (rv0Fo)

313 Stephan Molyneux. Posted by: Kindltot I had no idea he was Canadian. Like none. But I couldn't place his accent either.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (+Tibp)

314 How did that happen? As I was sprechenin. Canon in D is the musical equivalent of the 23 Psalm.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (myjNJ)

315 Other proofs God has a (somewhat 'off') sense of humor: - Men peak sexually at 13, women at 40. - He put Israel right over the spot in the ME with no oil.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (eMKNe)

316 What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting the USA?

http://qr.ae/TUpVhs

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)


Stay.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (rnXGe)

317 Also, I got all distracted reading comments and forgot to respond to the actual content! "Ode to Joy" has an odious history. Let's give Beethoven's most overplayed symphony a rest." -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- How about "blow me?" The Ode to Joy is one of the most spectacular compositions in human history. It is also the crowning achievement of musical genius, written by a deaf man. This fool's bitching about the piece being written for a conservative aristocrat (it's called patronage, you doofus), used in ways he deems inappropriate more than a century later (yet still nearly a century *after* said 'inappopriate' use) would be tiresome if it weren't so profoundly stupid. Screw him sideways. I'd love to get his take on "Marche Slave" by Tchaikovsky - explicitly written as a unifying war anthem to get the Russians involved in helping the Serbs push back the Turks. How "problematic" is that to such a hooting dick hole?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (hYcqw)

318 >>>Black Guy is shooting for the former Debbie Stabenow seat.

It's not the *former* Stabenow seat.  He is a D, running against her in the primary.  I dislike Stabenow.  She is stupid and useless.  But that is better than having a "smart" D take her spot. 

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (RfzVr)

319 I think 'Ta-Tas' comes from 'Tetons', but I could be wrong. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 10:19 PM (jBnNI) I thought they were cognates of some other word, but for all I know we could BOTH be wrong. *shrug*

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)

320 298 Beethoven's 9th Symphony is overplayed like the National Anthem is overplayed. An extraordinary work by someone who by that time was totally deaf. You probably think Obama didn't need a teleprompter to say "I... I... me... I..." serious you guys. and now I want chili. Foo. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 29, 2018 10:16 PM (KxbBq) --Beethoven's 30th Piano Sonata was also written after he became deaf. And it is also extraordinary. https://youtu.be/cnNwz9379H0 [SPOILER: It'll be in my novel as well.]

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:21 PM (e7oj4)

321 It's obvious that God has a sense of humor... Flamingos and giraffe! Hello! --- He gave me a corkscrew penis. I do not find it funny at all.

Posted by: A male Duck at June 29, 2018 05:21 PM (u/cQD)

322 302 242 Another common one around here is "Lit up like a Christmas tree". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (REGGi) Hmmm. that's what we call turning on every light in the house to celebrate earf day Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 10:17 PM (9rYHA) .... I've actually heard it used for a number of applications. It could mean whipping somebody's ass: "He was runnin' his mouth to this guy and the dude got pissed and turned around and lit his ass up like a Christmas tree!" It could mean a massive firefight: "Man, he shot at the cops with his .380 and they all unloaded and lit him up like a Christmas tree". Or, as I mentioned before, to describe someone that is extremely drunk or "wired for sound".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (REGGi)

323 My sincere hope is they get completely turned off from politics. Trump greased that runway by asking black people what Democrats ever did for them.

That message got amplified by the media bigly and there is only one way that goes. Even when the next black candidate comes along hiding behind the D. All a lot black people will see is what they really are: a "token" and an "Uncle Tom".

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 10:19 PM (rv0Fo)


My hope is that they splinter into a hundred other parties constantly at war with one another.  Wishful thinking, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (rnXGe)

324 The moon is rising in the mist.  I'm feeling romantic.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (iTpm7)

325 The Brits have the best terms for being drunk, blathered being my favorite.

I believe in order you have:

Pissed
Plastered
Rat-arsed
Blathered
Paralytic

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (rv0Fo)

326 my two cents for dog pants is the function of pants to cover your anus...so ..well, the dog's butt. The horizontal set fails that badly...so two legged doggy pants for me. well, for my dog.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (FOPyv)

327 317. Heh. When SMR & the Celestials finally move on my Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere plan, the anthem will be the least of their worries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (fA1SL)

328 Finally, I can get on. Dogs should obviously have two pants. Front pants and back pants. If they should be pantsed at all. Which I am fervently against. Against pants that is.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:22 PM (+lOpA)

329 "I hate politics, but I love this country." -John James, from the ad in the main post. I'm gonna have to do like a Hawaiian judge, here, and order God to send us more politicians like this guy! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 09:15 PM (wSC8T) I seem to recall reading a while back that the U.S. has the most combat veterans returned to civilian life since WWII. Perhaps we are going to see a trend where a bunch of them decide they want to give politics a try. Certainly an improvement over these little dynasties that make politics the family business and feed at the public trough for generations.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (5Yee7)

330 "--I actually like Steyn and Walter Williams more than Rush." Steyn is great for a few days, then I think he runs out of material. Who would be a great successor to Rush is Chris Plante, although he relies too much on criticizing the enemedia's hypocrisy (that does get old).

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (lD3vL)

331 >> But that is better than having a "smart" D take her >> spot. D-spot, huh? I've never heard of that one. I know about the G-spot, the A-spot, the O-spot, and the U-spot, but not the D-spot. You'll have to show me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (8O3HH)

332 (22 The chemistry is rigorous and patriarchal. Time and agitation do not reward creativity. Watch "Hitler Complains about Pan X"

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (RuIsu)

333 What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting the USA?


>>> that list is missing a BIG ONE:
Do not say football if you are talking about soccer.

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

334 I think 'Ta-Tas' comes from 'Tetons', but I could be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 10:19 PM (jBnNI)


Named by the French for titties.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (iTpm7)

335 The horizontal set fails that badly...so two legged doggy pants for me. well, for my dog. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 29, 2018 10:22 PM (FOPyv) Consider a spherical, frictionless, perfectly-reflective dog of one meter diameter in a vacuum...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

336 What should I absolutely NOT do when visiting the USA? http://qr.ae/TUpVhs Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe) ++++++++ 8. Don't smoke outside. Dafuq? Where the hell else is someone supposed to smoke? The state already shit all over everyone's property rights and made any form of indoor smoking illegal in most places.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:23 PM (hYcqw)

337 My hope is that they splinter into a hundred other parties constantly at war with one another. Wishful thinking, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 10:22 PM (rnXGe)

We're boned but we sure got our once-in-a-generation miracle so enjoy it I say.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:24 PM (rv0Fo)

338 I stayed over on a bidness trip in Stevestson Beach, BC for Canada Day about 15 years ago- it was fantastic and Moron Friendly. Like a 4th of July parade with kegs and wenches. Also cheap smoked meats/fishes. I wonder if they still do it like that now? Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 10:17 PM (DH++Z) --My last Canada Day in Canada was 2014 in Winnipeg, and it was also similarly awesome.

Posted by: logprof at June 29, 2018 05:24 PM (e7oj4)

339 332. Ha! That's a tricky stock. Worth the care, but still.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 29, 2018 05:24 PM (fA1SL)

340 Consider a spherical, frictionless, perfectly-reflective dog of one meter diameter in a vacuum... Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq) This guy. That's logical.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:24 PM (+lOpA)

341 What do you think will happen when all these #WalkAway types join the Republican Party? Do you think'll suddenly become free-market conservatives or do you think they'll try to move it further left? Sort of like all the idiots leaving California to infect other areas with their failure. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June whatever the penalty for heresy is. burning, beheading, firing squad, clitorectomy, punitive rape, the usual dem things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 05:25 PM (MTjB1)

342 Can anybody seriously doubt the world would be grey, bleak, miserable and joyless if the left ever wins? I don't know how they managed it, but gray was the dominant color behind the iron curtain. Even just crossing into East Berlin. No color ever bled over. It was uncanny.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2018 05:25 PM (zcT9k)

343 qdpsteve - I liked her Dont's much better than her Do's. 

I guess those are actually more important - how to *not get in trouble*.

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:25 PM (RfzVr)

344 What do you think will happen when all these #WalkAway types join the Republican Party? Do you think'll suddenly become free-market conservatives or do you think they'll try to move it further left? Sort of like all the idiots leaving California to infect other areas with their failure. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 10:13 PM (rnXGe) ------------ I want no part of the "walkaways" from the Dems. First reason: They Left because the party was not commie enough for them in their home state, and they are trying like hell to invade mine like locusts (West Texas). Secondly, they voted for the madness, and then bailed when their own votes and policy positions made their former place untenable, be it by taxes or regulation. Fcuk every one of them. Stay put and reap what you sow, bitches!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 05:26 PM (I16G8)

345 In watching that idiot pulling the bus with his dick, this popped up on the sidebar. This is that perfidious poltroon Colbert lampooning Melania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8crpSnfl6Hs Note that it isn't even funny in the slightest. Now, can you imagine what they'd do if it were Mooch being shat on like that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 05:26 PM (8O3HH)

346 Goodnight all. Much love. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

347 331 You'll have to show me. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH) The delphiniums out back can help you with that.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 29, 2018 05:26 PM (9rYHA)

348 We thought Reagan was a once in lifetime miracle. Maybe these miracles are soon enough. God protects children fools and Americans.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:27 PM (+lOpA)

349 CFO mom, hi and yup! :-) I think way too many people (especially Europeans) think because of 'freedom of speech,' that's an INVITATION to be rude, come over and badmouth everything American to death to our faces.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:27 PM (eMKNe)

350 Goodnight all. Much love. Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2018 10:26 PM (dUJdY) 'night, Jewells.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)

351 publius, no way.  Ain't showin' you nothin'.  If you don't know well then....

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:27 PM (RfzVr)

352 why would someone pull a bus with his dick? dick was designed for pushing buses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 05:28 PM (MTjB1)

353 Night Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 05:28 PM (jBnNI)

354 Night Jewells.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:28 PM (+lOpA)

355 I want no part of the "walkaways" from the Dems. First reason: They Left because the party was not commie enough for them in their home state, and they are trying like hell to invade mine like locusts (West Texas).

Secondly, they voted for the madness, and then bailed when their own votes and policy positions made their former place untenable, be it by taxes or regulation.

Fcuk every one of them. Stay put and reap what you sow, bitches!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G


I don't really trust the WalkAway stuff.  I followed it for a full day on Tuesday.  WAY to easy to troll that on twitter.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 05:28 PM (rnXGe)

356 I don't know how they managed it, but gray was the dominant color behind the iron curtain. Even just crossing into East Berlin. No color ever bled over. It was uncanny.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2018 10:25 PM (zcT9k)

Remember The Hag's DNC jamboree? That weird, faux-futuristic, sexless shade of empire silver. Creeped me out, that did.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:29 PM (rv0Fo)

357 Or is it drunks , fools and Americans?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:29 PM (+lOpA)

358 342 it, but gray was the dominant color behind the iron curtain. Even just crossing into East Berlin. No color ever bled over. It was uncanny. remember the old fedex ussr fashion show commercial? gray.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 05:29 PM (9rYHA)

359 Ian & Sylvia "Song for Canada" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkF_aGNTl5w Bob Dylan & the Band recorded a nice version of this on the Basement Tapes box set. Most of the Band members were Canadian.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (sdi6R)

360 meh, the walk-aways are fine with me, they have to get jumped in like the rest of us did though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (MTjB1)

361 Once a generation miracle. In my lifetime I count Reagan and Trump.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (rv0Fo)

362 Or is it drunks, children, and Americans?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (+lOpA)

363 Or is it drunks , fools and Americans? Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 10:29 PM (+lOpA) ...go out in the midday sun?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (y87Qq)

364 357 Or is it drunks , fools and Americans? Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 10:29 PM (+lOpA) The way I heard it in an old movie: "God protects drunks, fools and the American Army."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (jBnNI)

365 walkaway is real its happening and its amazing https://wp.me/p9ygG7-3iH #walkaway Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 29, 2018 09:38 PM (/TNyL) ************************ Thank you for posting this. I can't stop reading the posts of people leaving the plantation. I am loving this!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (PvFoN)

366 Two things about that Melania pants article: 1) Ivanka is one good lookin' woman. And she knows how to rock the heels. 2) This caption: Comments: Trump sought to soften his image as a rigid opponent of the free press while speaking to reporters during his flight from Maryland to New Jersey What the actual fcuk? This passes for journalism in the UK? I know it is in the "Fe-mail" section but gimmie a break.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:30 PM (hYcqw)

367 357 Or is it drunks , fools and Americans?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 10:29 PM (+lOpA)


>>   My Fluid Dynamics II prof said it's Drunks, Fools, and Engineers.

Posted by: Gref at June 29, 2018 05:31 PM (AMIL/)

368 I'm kind of shocked that Stuttering John's prank call to Trump isn't huge news everywhere.  Maybe it will be tomorrow.  Not just for the failure at every level for that call getting through but the fact that he tried to trap Trump who seems to have masterfully avoided the bait. 

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 29, 2018 05:31 PM (rnXGe)

369 Happy Canada Day to our Canucky horde. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:32 PM (+Tibp)

370 God has protected me so far. God bless 'im.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:33 PM (+lOpA)

371 I think way too many people (especially Europeans) think because of 'freedom of speech,' that's an INVITATION to be rude, come over and badmouth everything American to death to our faces.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 10:27 PM (eMKNe)


They believe freedom of speech is universal, and understand that if they have the same freedom to badmouth the USA anywhere in the USA, as they have the right anywhere in Europe to publicly badmouth the USA.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 05:33 PM (2K6fY)

372 In watching that idiot pulling the bus with his dick, this popped up on the sidebar.

This is that perfidious poltroon Colbert lampooning Melania:


No way in he!! I'm going to monetize that POS on YT, so I'll take your word for it. He stopped being remotely entertaining right after 9/11 when all those comedy central buffoons had their collective meltdown.
There was a time they'd even make fun of Clinton, and they could even be good natured about their jabs. Now they're just ugly.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 29, 2018 05:33 PM (RHEDC)

373 things NOT to do when you visit the USA:

https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/06/28/new-  
zealander-gets-rough-welcome-u-s-deserved/

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 05:34 PM (xsabZ)

374 I hear what some of you are saying about #walkaway, but I did it, just it was in 1976 and I couldn't announce it to everyone on the intertubes.  Some is probably real, some not.  But I don't understand why anyone would lie about it.  Seems it would dishearten their own side.  Am I missing something?

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:34 PM (RfzVr)

375 ...go out in the midday sun? Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 10:30 PM (y87Qq) Not if I can fukin help it.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:34 PM (+lOpA)

376 Some old English phrases for being drunk. They left out "tired and emotional.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2018 05:35 PM (LsBY9)

377 Kindltot, it's not that they don't have the right. It's that Europeans (IMHO) go way overboard with criticizing our country here, and in ways they would NOT in most other countries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:36 PM (eMKNe)

378 >> publius, no way. Ain't showin' you nothin'. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 05:36 PM (8O3HH)

379 I think #walkaway is heartening and probably a good sign. I used to be a Democrat and an outright leftist for a while. I got better.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 05:37 PM (sdi6R)

380 >Can anybody seriously doubt the world would be grey, bleak, miserable and joyless if the left ever wins? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 29, 2018 10:14 PM (nBr1j) >>> There's no doubt about it. Reference: Russia, aka Soviet Union, 1917-1989. And yet, Leonid Gaidai made some of the greatest film comedies in history, in the USSR. The coming SJW dictatorship will be far worse - after all, the only approved form of SJW "humor" is belittling and mocking people who deviate from the SJW Party Line.

Posted by: Not A Winning Argument at June 29, 2018 05:38 PM (dlwIY)

381 God protect children, dogs, fools, drunks, and Americans.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:38 PM (+lOpA)

382 379 I got better. Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 10:37 PM (sdi6R) are you now, or have you ever been, a newt?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 05:38 PM (9rYHA)

383 No way in he!! I'm going to monetize that POS on YT

---

Use hooktube instead.  It's apparently like duckduckgo but with youtube videos.  Strips your info, doesn't give google money, etc.

Searchable, or if you get a youtube link just put hook in place of you and ta-dah.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 05:39 PM (VgKNm)

384 @317This fool's bitching about the piece being written for a conservative aristocrat (it's called patronage, you doofus)


Beethoven, despite himself, made the patronage system obsolete.   He had backers, but there were a couple of financial panics, they lost their shirts, and left Lud holding the bag.  So he started promoting his own concerts, and great lengthy and girthy things they were, too.  Several symphonies, often -- people used to cook sausages on charcoal braziers during the show.  Music lovers!  So this makes Beethoven more or less the first rock star, unbeholden to various rich and powerful dudes.
And the Ninth was not a patronage contract.  It was commissioned by the London orchestra.   A bunch of musicians.  So, as you say, fool bitching.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 29, 2018 05:39 PM (H5rtT)

385 rickl is a great newt. The best.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:39 PM (+lOpA)

386 And cats.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:40 PM (+lOpA)

387 the walkaway thing is late in coming but makes sense. have known lots of democrats that loved America but toed the party line. eventually, if you are a principled person, you do reach a point where the beliefs of freedom, democracy, and the things enshrined in the Constitution are so rejected by the leaders or your party you have to leave or forfeit these beliefs. does take courage because the punishment will be severe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 05:40 PM (MTjB1)

388 Dinesh D'Souza needs to tweet the trailer to his new movie to #walkaway.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2018 05:40 PM (PvFoN)

389 Honestly, I think a lot of people are #walkaway. A lot of young people have leftist delusions in college until they hit the work world. 30 with a wife, two kids, a mortgage and two car payments leaves no room for idealic thinking and social activism. When April 15 is a day you dread instead of "woohoo I get my refund money back", shit gets real.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 29, 2018 05:41 PM (REGGi)

390 QDPSteve, read that poorly written snark again.  Freedom for them is to criticize the US here as at home. 

"Understand that freedom of speech is as great here as in the US.  Why, there is just as much freedom to stand on their capital mall and criticize America as there is to stand in front of the Kremlin and criticize America!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (2K6fY)

391 I want no part of the "walkaways" from the Dems. First reason: They Left because the party was not commie enough for them in their home state, and they are trying like hell to invade mine like locusts (West Texas). Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G Son, even Texans don't want to live in West Texas. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Seriously, it's nice near Alpine, but it's too dry, too hot, and has too many Meskins and cartel activity.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (9BLnV)

392 Heya Moron Robbie - any opinions on the MT 07?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (y87Qq)

393 Am I missing something?
Posted by: cfo mom at June 29, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)


The possibility of a 4Chan botnet?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (2K6fY)

394 There are too many insects out here.  I'm going inside.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (iTpm7)

395 Kindltot, oops, sorry. Now I got it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:42 PM (eMKNe)

396 >>>You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

Buying a second hand lab coat from a guy leaving an Obama presser does not make you a doctor any more than it made him one.

(But I might be convinced to play along with the fantasy... wink, wink.)

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 05:43 PM (RfzVr)

397 It just never gets old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrjb5dzhvw

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 05:43 PM (+Tibp)

398 Beethoven, despite himself, made the patronage system obsolete. He had backers, but there were a couple of financial panics, they lost their shirts, and left Lud holding the bag. So he started promoting his own concerts, and great lengthy and girthy things they were, too. Several symphonies, often -- people used to cook sausages on charcoal braziers during the show. Music lovers! So this makes Beethoven more or less the first rock star, unbeholden to various rich and powerful dudes. And the Ninth was not a patronage contract. It was commissioned by the London orchestra. A bunch of musicians. So, as you say, fool bitching. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 29, 2018 10:39 PM (H5rtT) Beethoven also happened to be born at the right time. Music publishing was becoming a profitable business and people would pay good money for his works, especially the piano pieces. They didn't have radio and TV, so playing music at home was the way many people heard music.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 05:45 PM (9BLnV)

399 "Walk away" is important because in two words it sums up the D party for exactly what it is: a cult.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 05:45 PM (rv0Fo)

400 #291 "Ode to Joy" has an odious history. Let's give Beethoven's most overplayed symphony a rest.

Good point - let's abolish the European Union, since the Union's anthem is based on Ode To Joy_________________________Ode to Joy IS the EU anthem, and it was disappointing that the author didn't mention this important point, particularly in view of its connection to German nationalism and the Nazi death machine. 

In 2007, I had the pleasure of teaching a senior seminar on EU institutions while stationed in Germany with my husband. I was up front with my students that I'm personally a furious Euroskeptic, but I presented all sides so they could reach their own conclusions.

However, during the introduction to the course, I played the EU anthem for them and "accidentally" cued up the Imperial Death March from Star Wars. It was heartening that most of them laughed.

Posted by: Lab Rat at June 29, 2018 05:46 PM (leuce)

401 And the Ninth was not a patronage contract. It was commissioned by the London orchestra. A bunch of musicians. So, as you say, fool bitching. Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 29, 2018 10:39 PM (H5rtT) +++++++++++++++ Ah, so I learned something tonight. I thought it was one of his patronage pieces. Commissioned, but not by a single nobleman. Thanks for putting it right for me!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:46 PM (hYcqw)

402 I cannot believe BBC America posted this on their website, but here you go. The failed abortion survivor whose mum thought she was dead - BBC News https://tinyurl.com/ycomcekb

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 05:47 PM (eMKNe)

403 https://twitter.com/hashtag/walkaway Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (Evws/) ****************************** This is the link that I can't stop reading. The other one is great too.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 29, 2018 05:48 PM (PvFoN)

404 Richard Painter reminds me of the baggage handlers union guy in "Wall Street" Every time I see that putz, I hear "we want an ironclad agreement"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2018 05:48 PM (STPlW)

405 The moon is rising in the mist. I'm feeling romantic. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 10:22 PM (iTpm7) And the sun sinks into the ocean. May your effort be fruitful. *Pssst. I think that was the correct password response, but i'm not sure if it was ocean or sea. I hope it is close enough.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 05:49 PM (9BLnV)

406 Son, even Texans don't want to live in West Texas. I don't think you have anything to worry about. Seriously, it's nice near Alpine, but it's too dry, too hot, and has too many Meskins and cartel activity. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 10:42 PM (9BLnV ------------ I'm here in the Hills, Son, and happily retired here. I need no other Lib azholes telling me what is wrong with and what we need to "change" about our policies. Ya feeling me?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 05:50 PM (I16G8)

407 OMG 4chan convinced me. Logic and evidence be damned, there IS a god!

Posted by: Not Enough Lamp Posts at June 29, 2018 05:51 PM (S1+dw)

408 I think I may have just come up with a pretty awesome recipe idea!

Look at the first item on this video...
https://youtu.be/s-Ub38YwpAA

Now, what if... instead of two pounds of ground beef for one pan of these sliders...

Two pounds of Italian sausage, plus one pound of ground beef. Mix it together to make two pans of these sliders. Then, before putting them in the oven for that second cycle of cooking, use mozzarella in place of the cheddar, add marinara sauce and some lightly sauteed onions and green peppers.

Oh, and brush the tops of the rolls with garlic butter!

Maybe go a little light on the marinara, then provide cups of marinara for dipping?

Italian sausage sliders. I have a hard time imagining these not being a hit!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 05:52 PM (wSC8T)

409 It just never gets old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrjb5dzhvw Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 10:43 PM (+Tibp) ++++++++ It never does. The Van Jones and Rachael Maddow bits make me facepalm every time. Also, I hate Anna Kasperian more than almost anyone (though Anita Sarkeesian is way up there, too).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 05:52 PM (hYcqw)

410 I'm here in the Hills, Son, and happily retired here. I need no other Lib azholes telling me what is wrong with and what we need to "change" about our policies. Ya feeling me? Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 10:50 PM (I16G And by Hills, does that mean the Hill Country west of Austin, or the Guadalupe Mountains?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 05:53 PM (9BLnV)

411 Heya Moron Robbie - any opinions on the MT 07?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 10:42 PM (y87Qq)

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I've only read about them, but my only real criticism is a bit of busy styling.  At the same time it looks a bit like the Ducati Diavel and I've always liked that bike's design, so maybe I'm just being snooty or something.

If I were in the market it would probably be near or at the top of my list. I'm a huge fan of UJMs and this seems to be one of the most recent near-perfect bikes that there is.  Definitely worth a test drive if you could find a dealer that allows it.

I want to say there's a small sport tourer based off of it in Europe or being released in Europe.  Maybe I'm imagining it, though.  It would be a tough choice if I were in the market.  Hard bags and a week off in the fall...


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 05:55 PM (VgKNm)

412 You can "roll" a "random" number by looking at the last digit of the post number. -------------- Only God can select a random number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 05:55 PM (+cu3S)

413 So... what are you silly bastards talking about tonight?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] at June 29, 2018 05:55 PM (Ckg4U)

414 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012764918809088000 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765012434317312 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765111289810946 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765218961838082 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765307130335232

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2018 05:56 PM (eh0Va)

415 I'm here in the Hills, Son, and happily retired here. ------------ You got out too? I didnt know that...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 05:56 PM (DH++Z)

416 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765416677150720 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765523459952646 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765623905120261 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765753760731136 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1012765863718551552

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2018 05:57 PM (eh0Va)

417 I heard a musical-ologist make a strong case, one time, for the Ninth being just a little bigger than we take it to be.  Guy made the case that the "nicht diese tone" line -- "Not these sounds -- let us sing more cheerful and more joyful ones" -- was a farewell to large-orchestra symphonic composition, and a vote for the future being all voices.

It kind of was, too.   Choral music was just huge during the 1820's, with people walking all over the place to be part of mass singing festivals.  Of all the damn things, it was Americans especially.  And there was a major religious revival going on here, so there were new and exciting treatments of hymn-singing going on.   Now, when you look at that 1830-1840's scene, you see an awful lot of new forms of song writing, and a lot of very Romantic pieces other than symphonies, popping up.

Not that the symphony disappeared, but there was a thing going on f'sure.

Posted by: Stringer Davis [/i][/b] at June 29, 2018 05:58 PM (H5rtT)

418 I think the amazon ad is slowing load time.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 05:58 PM (+lOpA)

419 God has laughed at me all my life. Nothing new. Consider yourself lucky. I managed to piss Him off royally before I was born. How I managed to do that, I have no idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2018 05:59 PM (HaL55)

420 69 Old joke by Pele, but... he's probably right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Yes. The way I heard it, someone asked ted Williams how he'd hit against today's pitchers. he said something like ".250" Reporter says ".250" But Pele was asked and he gave the perfect answer. Ted responds, well I am 70..

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2018 05:59 PM (IeDO8)

421 Somebody mentioned motorcycles. Dang. My dream is to stop in the local dealer and they just found a 1982 XJ650RJ new in box up in the rafters. I would write the check on the spot.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 06:00 PM (RuIsu)

422 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-item-8_29.html?m=0

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 29, 2018 06:00 PM (t5m5e)

423 Remember when Richard Engel (NBC's chief foreign correspondent) declared that the first year of Trump's presidency would be "navel-gazing" and that he would create a global power vacuum to be filled by Russia and China due to a lack of global leadership? I'll bet he wishes he could forget that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:00 PM (hYcqw)

424 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiyAY8JjglQ Cat calms spazzy dacshaund tits.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:00 PM (+lOpA)

425 I'll bet he wishes he could forget that.

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I'm almost certain he already has.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:01 PM (VgKNm)

426 (But I might be convinced to play along with the fantasy... wink, wink.)

Posted by: cfo mom at June 29, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)


Oooh, publius!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 06:01 PM (iTpm7)

427 >> Suicide would be the national sport in lefty world.

Enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal.

Posted by: bananadream at June 29, 2018 06:01 PM (yRBj9)

428 130 Roulette. God is sophisticated. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (0QYMt) God plays Baccarat? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop He's unbeatable at "Go Fish".

Posted by: Hitler, Yeah, I was surprised too. at June 29, 2018 06:02 PM (IeDO8)

429 420 69 Old joke by Pele, but... he's probably right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Yes. The way I heard it, someone asked ted Williams how he'd hit against today's pitchers. he said something like ".250" Reporter says ".250" But Pele was asked and he gave the perfect answer. Ted responds, well I am 70.. Posted by: Dirks Strewn The order was messed up but you get the picture.

Posted by: Driks Strewn at June 29, 2018 06:03 PM (IeDO8)

430 If I were in the market it would probably be near or at the top of my list. I'm a huge fan of UJMs and this seems to be one of the most recent near-perfect bikes that there is. Definitely worth a test drive if you could find a dealer that allows it. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 29, 2018 10:55 PM (VgKNm) There's only one Yamaha dealer around, and I haven't asked for a test drive. Just from the feel, though, I really like it. The tank transition area is sweet and the position is very upright despite looking like an armored tadpole molesting a mechanical donkey as drawn by H. R. Giger. I threw a leg over a SCR 950 because it looks amazing but holy hell, it feels like it's 500 pounds, all top weight. Very unwieldy. The MT 07 really is an XS 650 compared to the SCR.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:04 PM (y87Qq)

431 Anybody else have tree frogs that sing all night? Everyone else likes them. I just want to hit them with a hammer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] at June 29, 2018 06:04 PM (Ckg4U)

432 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiyAY8JjglQ Cat calms spazzy dacshaund tits. Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 11:00 PM (+lOpA) +++++++++ Mass hysteria!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:04 PM (hYcqw)

433 Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2018 10:56 PM (eh0Va) there's the man with your nightly titteh delivery!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:04 PM (9rYHA)

434 My dream is to stop in the local dealer and they just found a 1982 XJ650RJ new in box up in the rafters. I would write the check on the spot. Posted by: ro-man ----------- My dream is that they find a Suzuki RE5, and I point and laugh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:05 PM (+cu3S)

435 And by Hills, does that mean the Hill Country west of Austin, or the Guadalupe Mountains? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 10:53 PM (9BLnV) I am about 30 miles NW of Wimberly, if that means anything to you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 06:05 PM (I16G8)

436 134 Iron Mike Golf @9:25... Funny; for a guy with "Golf" in his nic, you seem weirdly unfamiliar with golf fashion. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 09:29 PM (wSC8T) It was my tanker brethren Mike Golfs who were golfers. Us Bradley-type Mike Golfs practiced our ballistic exercises with empty bottles. Sorry for the delayed response. Grandson the Elder was schooling me in naval tactics (played Battleship).

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 29, 2018 06:05 PM (di1hb)

437 "I'm here in the Hills, Son, and happily retired here. I need no other Lib azholes telling me what is wrong with and what we need to "change" about our policies.

Ya feeling me? Posted by: Calm Mentor"

West Texas has some interesting geography.  I enjoyed driving through there.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 06:06 PM (w+Jhj)

438 an armored tadpole molesting a mechanical donkey as drawn by H. R. Giger. Go on...

Posted by: Freky Perv with a Heart of Gold at June 29, 2018 06:06 PM (UFLLM)

439 Let me be as blunt as possible: The God-cursed progs can have the Ode to Joy over my mangled freakin' body. Happiness-sucking vampires they are.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 29, 2018 06:06 PM (1FhAQ)

440 Now there's a bullfrog and something I don't recognize adding to the cacophony zoo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 06:07 PM (Ckg4U)

441 Top 500!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 29, 2018 06:07 PM (WY9Hg)

442 There were some nice pictures of this morning's Falcon 9 launch: https://twitter.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1012653348040925184 https://twitter.com/_tomcross_/status/1012645276392284161 https://twitter.com/jpmajor/status/1012639316504403969 https://twitter.com/_tomcross_/status/1012637654641504256

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 06:08 PM (sdi6R)

443 I'll bet he wishes he could forget that. Posted by: Joe Mannix -------------- It was just an intimate comment to intimate friends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:08 PM (+cu3S)

444 I threw a leg over a SCR 950 because it looks amazing but holy hell, it feels like it's 500 pounds, all top weight.

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I've always found 400lb bikes to be the sweet spot for me.

I had a 1000 that was about 550 and topheavy.  It carried it well once it was moving, but that's the only bike that has ever gone done with me at a stoplight.  Leg out, boot rests in oil or antifreeze or something that is so small it's not even noticeable, and pow, we're on the street.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:08 PM (VgKNm)

445 an armored tadpole molesting a mechanical donkey as drawn by H. R. Giger. Go on... Posted by: Freky Perv with a Heart of Gold at June 29, 2018 11:06 PM (UFLLM) Well, it's in Yamaha's "Hyper Naked" class, and the MT stands for "Master of Torque"...* * "Master of Torque" sounds like a degree you can get mail-order from a shady unaccredited school

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)

446 Honda is reintroducing the venerable Cub scooter to America. I'd love to have one, it'd make the perfect beer fetcher. Can't afford it, as usual. Had several friends who had them when I was growing up. Thrashed them mercilessly, but never managed to really damage them. One dude would twist the throttle open in Neutral, then stab the shifter and stand it up on the back wheel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b] at June 29, 2018 06:10 PM (HaL55)

447 325 The Brits have the best terms for being drunk, blathered being my favorite. I believe in order you have: Pissed Plastered Rat-arsed Blathered Paralytic Posted by: Mega 'He's three sheets to the wind.' Pie-eyed And a little something for the morning after---He's got eye's like two piss-holes in the snow.

Posted by: Driks Strewn at June 29, 2018 06:10 PM (IeDO8)

448 422 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. ---------- This was looking pretty hot until I got to "Willie Brown"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:10 PM (hq7zy)

449 A couple dozen Pelosi's Angels got themselves into some trouble. Twenty-Four Alleged MS-13 Members Facing Federal Indictment for Violent Racketeering, Murder, and Money Laundering Conspiracies No big deal, just 24 MS-13 gang members charged with, among other things, murder and dismembering victims Brand US NEWS MEDIA ENTERTAINMENT CARTOONS × Search twitchy.com.... No big deal, just 24 MS-13 gang members charged with, among other things, murder and dismembering victims Posted at 6:15 pm on June 29, 2018 by Greg P. No big deal, just 24 MS-13 gang members charged for, among other things, killing and dismembering victims: From the DOJ news release: The six-count indictment alleges that from 2015 and continuing through 2017, MS-13 members and associates engaged in racketeering activity that included murders, conspiracies to commit murder, attempted murders, extortion, robbery, kidnapping, drug trafficking, and money laundering. Specifically, the indictment alleges that the defendants murdered five individuals in Frederick, Anne Arundel, and Montgomery Counties, dismembering three of the victims. In addition, the defendants allegedly conspired to murder eight individuals, maiming and assaulting one of the individuals with a machete, shooting one individual in the head, and kidnapping and threatening another individual with a firearm to extract payment for extortion. In a separate incident, three other angels were up to no good. Now, it's hard to keep up on all the arrests, but three different MS-13 gang members were also arrested earlier this week for attacking a 15-year-old girl they were forcing to engage in prostitution: Police: MS-13 men beat sex-trafficked girl with bat 28 times, 'indented' part of her body

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 29, 2018 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)

450 It was just an intimate comment to intimate friends. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 11:08 PM (+cu3S) +++++++ Like me! Yum!

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 29, 2018 06:11 PM (hYcqw)

451 440 Now there's a bullfrog and something I don't recognize adding to the cacophony zoo. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 11:07 PM (Ckg4U) -------- Rumor has it they always have some mighty fine wine. You might want to check this out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:12 PM (hq7zy)

452 Anybody else have tree frogs that sing all night? Everyone else likes them. I just want to hit them with a hammer. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at June 29, 2018 11:04 PM


Coqui... Coqui... Coqui...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 06:12 PM (e9G8E)

453 I had a 1000 that was about 550 and topheavy. It carried it well once it was moving, but that's the only bike that has ever gone done with me at a stoplight. Leg out, boot rests in oil or antifreeze or something that is so small it's not even noticeable, and pow, we're on the street. Posted by: Moron Robbie ---------- I look at 65+ year old guys on decked-out 900+ lb. bikes and think, WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:12 PM (Coh3a)

454 Leave them tree frogs alone.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:13 PM (+lOpA)

455 Slap, I'm with you on the tree frogs.  Just shut up already you little assholes.

Posted by: cfo mom[/i] at June 29, 2018 06:16 PM (RfzVr)

456 I would have killed those frogs long ago but they are in my neighbors' trees.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 06:16 PM (Ckg4U)

457 I had a 1000 that was about 550 and topheavy. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 29, 2018 11:08 PM (VgKNm) The SCR 950 is 547 wet, according to the website. I think the tank is made of uranium. Plus the air box on the right side that all the reviewers say is horribly placed, really is. That's where my knee wants to be. Such a shame, it's a really pretty bike

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:16 PM (y87Qq)

458 One Spring evening, I was riding to a campground up in the N. Ga. mountains. Getting up towards Stone Pile Gap, the cicadas got so loud that I stopped to make sure nothing was wrong with the bike.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:17 PM (Coh3a)

459 Tree frogs? How do frogs get into the trees?

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 06:17 PM (sdi6R)

460 Lotta them coqui frogs in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 29, 2018 06:17 PM (WY9Hg)

461 Tree frogs? How do frogs get into the trees? Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 11:17 PM (sdi6R) ------- Germans cross the border.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:18 PM (hq7zy)

462 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. Dogeater frequented gay bathhouses in Chicago and they kept that under wraps. I hope they can't keep this under wraps. Second look at Corey Booker?

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:18 PM (+Tibp)

463 The walkaway crowd are mostly to the right of the current Dem party, and not the socialists because the commies have been shown to have a comfy home there. The red wave this year will be a Tsunami. You can take that to the bank, and shove it right up the manager's ass.

Posted by: Driks Strewn at June 29, 2018 06:19 PM (IeDO8)

464 I'm starting to think it will be Liawatha.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:19 PM (+lOpA)

465 You got out too? I didnt know that... Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 10:56 PM (DH++Z) Yes it was, Got hit by a Fedex truck, headon, collected. Still pretty fcuked up on that one. Then, Doc in a big ass Merc t-boned me. Not wanting to live this way, although the cash is nice. I'm out, but not without a lotta pain.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 06:20 PM (I16G8)

466 I like this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dg4xP42VAAAlT7Z.jpg I also like what it implies about those who stay on the plank.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 29, 2018 06:20 PM (hYcqw)

467 The Puerto Rican coqui is invasive in south Florida, like Burmese pythons and iguanas...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 06:21 PM (e9G8E)

468 Maybe I'll move to Minn. to vote for John, since voting republican in Western Wa. is like holding the ocean back with a broom.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:21 PM (/iUqk)

469 Yes it was, Got hit by a Fedex truck, headon, collected. Still pretty fcuked up on that one. Then, Doc in a big ass Merc t-boned me. ------- E-class or S-class? If it's a C-class he must have been a chiropractor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:21 PM (hq7zy)

470 Off stupid sock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:22 PM (hYcqw)

471 Such a shame, it's a really pretty bike

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It really is.  If I were a rich man with a garage full of interesting stuff I'd get one, put knobbies on it, and take it camping on my estate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:22 PM (VgKNm)

472 I like this picture: https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dg4xP42VAAAlT7Z.jpg I also like what it implies about those who stay on the plank. +++++++++ I also learned something that I am not allowed to do here, so apologies for that. The missing letters are 'i' 'm' 'g' and I'll use tinyurl next time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:22 PM (hYcqw)

473 Steven Crowder put Painter in the ground:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70rdpvDSGZA

Posted by: Captain Comic at June 29, 2018 06:22 PM (W2gwJ)

474 I am about 30 miles NW of Wimberly, if that means anything to you. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 11:05 PM (I16G Yeah, that's Hill Country. But, I don't consider that West Texas. I think most people consider it Central Texas. My youngest son went to UT Austin, my wife's brother's mother-in-law had a home on Lake Travis, so I spent time down there. I like it, but, yeah, there's too many fags down there now. They know, like you said, how to make Texas great again.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 06:22 PM (9BLnV)

475 If it's a C-class he must have been a chiropractor.

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Ha.  Gelandewagen = plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:23 PM (VgKNm)

476 Germans cross the border. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 11:18 PM (hq7zy) ++++++ So, how do I invoice you for a new keyboard? Do you have a PO box or something like that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:23 PM (hYcqw)

477 My cousin has a 92 K1100RS, sez come by and take it for a ride, it's ready to go. First it was too cold, now it's too hot. I dislike being old.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

478 Stop the hate on West Texas! I love it out here.. Our family's been here for almost 150 years...

Posted by: TexasJew at June 29, 2018 06:24 PM (c+cGk)

479 "Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. " Resume enhancer.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at June 29, 2018 06:24 PM (w7KSn)

480 Hallmark is running their Christmas movies. Oh, boy.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:24 PM (+Tibp)

481 Several non-racist authoritarian twatterer types are having fund appending "Dear Diary" in front of actual tweets by the ridiculous Jim Acosta. It can get pretty funny. Sean Davis's timeline has a bunch right now.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 06:25 PM (QDnY+)

482  I also learned something that I am not allowed to do here, so apologies for that. The missing letters are 'i' 'm' 'g' and I'll use tinyurl next time.

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Interestingly, if you capitalize them (IMGur) it works fine.  I've even seen some people sneak lowercase through, but I'm pretty sure that involves goat blood and prayers to the old black gods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:25 PM (VgKNm)

483 Also, the Edmonton Eskimos' uniforms remind me of Green Bay.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:25 PM (+Tibp)

484 I would have killed those frogs long ago but they are in my neighbors' trees.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)


Smart frogs:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 06:25 PM (FTXAT)

485 I also learned something that I am not allowed to do here, so apologies for that. The missing letters are 'i' 'm' 'g' and I'll use tinyurl next time. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 11:22 PM (hYcqw) You just need to use capital letters for IMG. https://pbs.twIMG.com/media/Dg4xP42VAAAlT7Z.jpg

Posted by: X-ray at June 29, 2018 06:26 PM (u/cQD)

486 Yes it was, Got hit by a Fedex truck, headon, collected. Still pretty fcuked up on that one. Then, Doc in a big ass Merc t-boned me. Not wanting to live this way, although the cash is nice. I'm out, but not without a lotta pain. ------------- Dayum. Sorry to hear that, the pain I mean... When you said you were flying, I assumed you meant out of RYY, but apparently not.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 06:26 PM (DH++Z)

487 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-item-8_29.html?m=0 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 29, 2018 11:00 PM (t5m5e) She's a shoo-in for Governor of Californication!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 06:26 PM (9BLnV)

488 "Hallmark is running their Christmas movies. Oh, boy. That's what they do all year.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)

489 I think the #walkaway thingy is great, just like #Redpill, and before that the Tea Party itself. The TP was beaten into, not submission, but something harder. Genuine grassroots led to the second Reagan term, with a win of 49 states. Call it a preference cascade. All the Dems have is hate and socialism; neither are very popular unless the misery index is sky high. Which is why certain loudmouths are wishing for a recession, depression, or nuclear war.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:27 PM (0ogQG)

490 Ha. Gelandewagen = plastic surgeon. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 29, 2018 11:23 PM (VgKNm) ---------- V-8 or V-12? The answer will have a big effect on your monetary recovery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:27 PM (hq7zy)

491 "I look at 65+ year old guys on decked-out 900+ lb. bikes and think, WTF? Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Gonna be a lot of them out this weekend around here.  Will have to be extra careful driving.  One already got killed this morning, but he was a 20 yr old kid.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 06:27 PM (w+Jhj)

492 I also learned something that I am not allowed to do here, so apologies for that. The missing letters are 'i' 'm' 'g' and I'll use tinyurl next time. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) I saw that on the #WalkAway thread. I thought it was awesome.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:27 PM (+Tibp)

493 Stop the hate on West Texas! I love it out here.. Our family's been here for almost 150 years... Posted by: TexasJew at June 29, 2018 11:24 PM (c+cGk) 150 years! I guess you know how to make water from dust?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 06:28 PM (9BLnV)

494 The Power Line blog has a 2-minute hilite reel of leftwing HATE! regarding the SCOTUS situation. I never saw anything like it. The RAGE just comes through the screen & grabs you by the throat. Power Like posted it for grins, but I thought it was really unsettling. I think in their hearts they really want to kill us.

Posted by: strawdog at June 29, 2018 06:28 PM (Cssks)

495 I guess you know how to make water from dust? Piss in it. A lot.

Posted by: Freky Perv with a Heart of Gold at June 29, 2018 06:29 PM (UFLLM)

496 How has Edmonchuk kept that team name? Canada is like San Francisco or NYC on idiotic PC crap, especially involving non-native native Canadians ("first nations" I believe is the unintentionally humorous term they made up to make their small minds feel better). Would think "Eskimos" would have long ago been swept away in a wave of righteous indignation (by a few dozen people ..... and even if actual non-native native groups said they were cool with it, which is usually the case).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 06:29 PM (QDnY+)

497 493 We love our dust and the rare rain. Even got an unexpected sprinkle this evening..

Posted by: TexasJew at June 29, 2018 06:29 PM (c+cGk)

498 I think in their hearts they really want to kill us. Posted by: strawdog at June 29, 2018 11:28 PM (Cssks) ---------- Assume this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:29 PM (hq7zy)

499 you know, on this love it or list it show, has anyone ever suggested some deal where his wife gets a boob job and she gets whichever house she wants?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 06:29 PM (MTjB1)

500 I look at 65+ year old guys on decked-out 900+ lb. bikes and think, WTF? Posted by: Mike Hammer A lot of those are actually riding one of those "trikes". That's sort of cheating, don't you think?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 29, 2018 06:30 PM (9BLnV)

501 It really is. If I were a rich man with a garage full of interesting stuff I'd get one, put knobbies on it, and take it camping on my estate. Posted by: Moron Robbie ---------------- Jeeves, bring up the MT 07.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:30 PM (+cu3S)

502 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. Also, there are pornographic pictures credibly of Obama's mother (his father, Marshall, was a known pornographer), and yet Obama. Hope the photos take. Second look at Maxine?

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:30 PM (+Tibp)

503 woo, making Boulder great again. well, the Louisville/ Lafayette area.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 06:32 PM (jHKl7)

504 so, is knobbies a euphemism for boobs or something else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 06:32 PM (MTjB1)

505 I also think the retro-ish BMW sport bike that was released a few years ago is very attractive and looks like a lot of fun.  Probably very reasonable in the used market, too.  I've been meaning to get an old 80s or 90s something or other and make a cafe racer out of it, but honestly I think it would make more sense to just buy one of those and call it a day.

R9T or something like that IIRC

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:32 PM (VgKNm)

506 woo, making Boulder great again. well, the Louisville/ Lafayette area. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)

507 "Jeeves, bring up the MT 07. Posted by: Mike Hammer"

When I was at Road Atlanta once a guy blew his engine in his Ferrari on the warm up lap, oiling down the track.  When we were all waiting for them to clean it up, he gets on his phone and asks his wife to bring his Lotus out to the track....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 06:33 PM (w+Jhj)

508 woo, making Boulder great again. well, the Louisville/ Lafayette area. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo Hey, Boulder, Lil Blutarski just graduated from Mines and is setting up shop in Denver. Please keep an eye on him. He's a Moron in training.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:34 PM (+Tibp)

509 so, is knobbies a euphemism for boobs or something else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)


Bunions?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 06:34 PM (iTpm7)

510 Dayum. Sorry to hear that, the pain I mean... When you said you were flying, I assumed you meant out of RYY, but apparently not. Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 29, 2018 11:26 PM (DH++Z) --------- Thanks Man. The coin sitting invested is pretty nice, but I would trade much for it. Which is kinda the point of a settlement, really. "Ahnold". I'll be back!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 29, 2018 06:34 PM (I16G8)

511 504 so, is knobbies a euphemism for boobs or something else? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1) -------- I had a knobbie behind a dumpster once. $10.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:34 PM (hq7zy)

512
V-8 or V-12? The answer will have a big effect on your monetary recovery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 11:27 PM (hq7zy)

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I think MB has updated the thing for the recent model, but I always loved that they were getting rich women to buy one of the sloppiest, worst handling, roughest, and most capable off-road vehicles made today to drive to the mall and to drop Tanya, Taylor, and Tina off at soccer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:35 PM (VgKNm)

513 Love the Edson Arantes do Nascimento, a/k/a Pele, quote. Now that's how you do a verbal smackdown with nary a vulgarity in sight. It's, as the kids say these days, a 'mic drop'.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2018 06:35 PM (8lsuS)

514 So, this Rosenstein dude... what do you guys think of the nickname "Rosie the Ribbiter" for him?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 06:36 PM (wSC8T)

515 $10. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 11:34 PM (hq7zy) "...same as it is in town."

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:36 PM (y87Qq)

516 A lot of those are actually riding one of those "trikes". That's sort of cheating, don't you think? Posted by: Anonymous White Male ----------- Yes, and no. Some are just too old to two-wheel anymore, but still want the 'ride'. I met a couple at a McDonalds down the street that were 'riding' a Can-Am trike. They were from Tennessee, both 80+ years old. Very funny couple. They had ridden all the way from Johnson City to Asheville, just to buy Two Buck Chuck and a case of wine at Trader Joe's here. I was just there for coffee, but we talked for a while. Hell, they enjoying themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:37 PM (sd+O2)

517 think MB has updated the thing for the recent model, but I always loved that they were getting rich women to buy one of the sloppiest, worst handling, roughest, and most capable off-road vehicles made today to drive to the mall and to drop Tanya, Taylor, and Tina off at soccer. --------- Slather a military utility vehicle with leather and nice paint, slap a 3-point star on it, and collect $150k per copy. Genius.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:37 PM (hq7zy)

518 So I reserved a uhaul trailer for a pickup on Thursday from Bakersfield, only to get a call Thursday morning from Uhaul saying that they didn't actually have a trailer for me, but they did have one in Ridgecrest. So that was an extra hour each way in the afternoon to pick it up. During the drive I got a phone call from a former employer that I had filled out job applications for, and they want to schedule an interview for next week for a job in Norfolk. The thing is, it would probably be a lot more money, although not necessarily as interesting work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 29, 2018 06:37 PM (Tnhbr)

519 "Gobby" is Aussie for a BJ. But I don't see anything for knobbie. Wait a minute. Urban dictionary: Knobby is a slang for BJ. Also, large nipples. Ie, "she's got some really knobbies on her".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 06:37 PM (8O3HH)

520 woo, making Boulder great again. well, the Louisville/ Lafayette area. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 11:32 PM (jHKl7) ++++++++ Thanks, Boulder! I had to work today (capping off a 68-hour week) a bit down 36, or I'd have come and visited. I appreciate you doing the work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:38 PM (hYcqw)

521 500 I look at 65+ year old guys on decked-out 900+ lb. bikes and think, WTF? Posted by: Mike Hammer Well, it ain't decked out, but I'm 67 (oops, 29) and I still ride the V Star....It's a motorcycle, not a lifestyle.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:38 PM (/iUqk)

522 So, this Rosenstein dude... what do you guys think of the nickname "Rosie the Ribbiter" for him? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at June 29, 2018 11:36 PM (wSC8T) ++++++++++ I'm Joe Mannix, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:39 PM (hYcqw)

523 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude. 

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 06:39 PM (iTpm7)

524 Ricky Ray is out for the season. That's like Brady plus Wentz going down for the count.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:39 PM (+Tibp)

525 I think in their hearts they really want to kill us. Posted by: strawdog at June 29, 2018 11:28 PM (Cssks) I can't respond to this truthfully. I like it here too much.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:39 PM (+lOpA)

526 I need a new job, again.
I like the work, but I can't stand the company and all of their bullshit virtue signaling.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 06:40 PM (IcT7t)

527 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite It just never gets old.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:40 PM (+Tibp)

528 462 Second look at Corey Booker? Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 11:18 PM (+Tibp) My bet: His probable gai butt sekz pics will make kamala-toe's pics look tame.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:40 PM (7KYil)

529 So, this Rosenstein dude... what do you guys think of the nickname "Rosie the Ribbiter" for him? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite ------------- He's only a cigarette away from being Nathan Thurm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:41 PM (sd+O2)

530 523 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 11:39 PM (iTpm7) It's a wonderland of schadenfinity.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:41 PM (+lOpA)

531 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 11:39 PM (iTpm7) There is no dishonor in this.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:41 PM (y87Qq)

532 I'm very pro-three wheeled motorcycles.  I'm partial to the slingshot style, but I'm fine with trikes, too.  Anything to get people off the couch and out seeing the world for themselves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:42 PM (VgKNm)

533 Knobby = Beej

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:42 PM (UiRxW)

534 Basura, SJW takeover? that blows

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 06:42 PM (6FqZa)

535 " I need a new job, again.
I like the work, but I can't stand the company and all of their bullshit virtue signaling.
Posted by: Blanco Basura"

We have an opening for a product support specialist.  Working either here in Asheville or in Marietta GA.  Has required travel though, abt 25% of the time.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 06:42 PM (w+Jhj)

536 Cory Booker can't get the black vote back for the Dems. Most of the brothas don't play that sweet stuff.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:43 PM (UiRxW)

537 530 523 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 11:39 PM (iTpm7) It's a wonderland of schadenfinity. The Young Turks meltdown is the best!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:43 PM (/iUqk)

538 Maybe some old dude wants to get rid of a Concours, cheep (underlined). I'll go look.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 06:44 PM (RuIsu)

539 Well, it ain't decked out, but I'm 67 (oops, 29) and I still ride the V Star....It's a motorcycle, not a lifestyle. Posted by: some rat in the swamp ------------ Sure, but that isn't 900lb. +

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:44 PM (+cu3S)

540 Second look at Corey Booker? Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 11:18 PM (+Tibp) Does he even live in the state he represents?

Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 29, 2018 06:44 PM (tA/XW)

541 Thanks for a jam-packed ONT, WeirdDave. And as a MotT, I can attest that liberal Jews (an oxymoron, BTW) have *zero* understanding of their *alleged* faith. Emes (the truth) is that they are liberals first, and Jews (a distant) second (if at all).

Posted by: ibguy at June 29, 2018 06:44 PM (vUcdz)

542 The Young Turks meltdown is the best! Posted by: some rat in the swamp But Martha Radditz always reminds me of the After photos on those Before/After photo websits of Methamphetamine users.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 06:45 PM (+Tibp)

543 Basura, SJW takeover? that blows

The corporation is based in Chicago.  They're importing SJW types into AZ to spread their poison here.  They just see it as transferring workers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 06:45 PM (IcT7t)

544 530 523 I'm lost in a Youtube extravaganza of election night schadenfreude.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 11:39 PM (iTpm7)
That's one of the things I do when I am depressed - watch election night 2016 coverage.
It never gets old.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 29, 2018 06:45 PM (H80UQ)

545 Maybe some old dude wants to get rid of a Concours, cheep (underlined). I'll go look. Posted by: ro-man -------------- They're out there, somewhere...with their seals getting hard from disuse, cylinders and cams building surface rust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:46 PM (+cu3S)

546 Sure, but that isn't 900lb. + We talking Goldwing here, or stripped down Pinto?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:46 PM (/iUqk)

547 Hah, Aussie slang word for the whorehouse is "polly waffle".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 06:47 PM (8O3HH)

548 We're winning. Why be depressed?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:47 PM (+lOpA)

549 Aussie slang word for the whorehouse is "polly waffle". ---- I like "pokey-bait"

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:47 PM (UiRxW)

550 Hah, Aussie slang word for the whorehouse is "polly waffle". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 29, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH) -------- That's where I'm taking my billabong then, mate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 06:48 PM (hq7zy)

551 I like "pokey-bait" Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 11:47 PM (UiRxW) ----- I mean the slang term not the actual thing. Phrasing.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:48 PM (UiRxW)

552 That's one of the things I do when I am depressed - watch election night 2016 coverage.
It never gets old.
Posted by: Donna

Yes m'am, it's as enjoyable every damn time!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 06:48 PM (iTpm7)

553 Maybe some old dude wants to get rid of a Concours, cheep (underlined). I'll go look. Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 11:44 PM (RuIsu) There was one at the dealership today, if you want it. Ain't cheep though. And I'm not seeing it on their website for some reason. I'd probably choose a Versys 1000 LT if I were looking for something like that, but then, I'd get a 650 instead. Or the V-Strom.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:49 PM (y87Qq)

554 How dare you Congressmen accuse me of not having actually read those warrants I signed, like there'd even be any sort of problem if I didn't! Which, uh, I'm not saying I didn't, and I'm not saying I did.

Let me tell you something about this so-called "oversight" power you supposedly have. "Oversight" means the same as "overlook", so that means you have to ignore any so-called "deviations" from these alleged "rules" and continue funding my department to the tune of baseline +6% every year, and is your constitutional duty. Because that's what overlook means.

Yeah, you have the constitutionally mandated power to overlook my department, not to "oversee" it, whatever that made-up alleged "word" means.

I'll just take that check for my annual budget on my way out the door, okay?

Posted by: Rosie the Ribbiter at June 29, 2018 06:49 PM (wSC8T)

555 The Young Turks meltdown is the best!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 11:43 PM (/iUqk)


That part's especially tasty.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite [b] [/b] [i] [/i] at June 29, 2018 06:49 PM (iTpm7)

556 We have an opening for a product support specialist. Working either here in Asheville or in Marietta GA. Has required travel though, abt 25% of the time.


Asheville Robert, thank you.  Unfortunately I have extenuating circumstances that keep me in AZ.  And no, it's not parole this time.

But seriously, thank you very much for the kind offer.  If you ever need practice interviewing woefully unqualified people, I'm your man!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 06:49 PM (IcT7t)

557 Yes m'am, it's as enjoyable every damn time! Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess of the Super Elite at June 29, 2018 11:48 PM (iTpm7) ----- I like Michelle wolf the day after: "How could this haaaaapen?!?!?" All she was missing was a "REEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!111!"

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:50 PM (UiRxW)

558 504 so, is knobbies a euphemism for boobs or something else? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1) i thought its for nuts

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:50 PM (7KYil)

559 Kim steps up nuclear production. Elderly fat man cucked again.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 06:51 PM (V7TpF)

560 I was very interested in a Concours back in the early 2000s or so but I think the handlebar vibration was a bit much and my right hand went numb just on a two or three mile test drive.  Wasn't going to work for touring for me.  It's a shame, too, because I really liked it otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:51 PM (VgKNm)

561 i thought its for nuts Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 11:50 PM (7KYil) -------- That's what I told the Krauts!

Posted by: Gen. Anthony McAuliffe at June 29, 2018 06:51 PM (hq7zy)

562 I like "pokey-bait" Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 11:47 PM (UiRxW) ++++++++ This is one of the all-time greatest pieces of English-language slang.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 06:52 PM (hYcqw)

563 559 Kim steps up nuclear production. Elderly fat man cucked again. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 11:51 PM (V7TpF) How's Hillary doing tonight?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 06:52 PM (+lOpA)

564 77 I don't think anyone ever really took notice of that fact that chaps were "assless" -- until gay people started wearing them in their "pride" parades. I don't like the way they audaciously appropriated the rainbow either. Posted by: CyberCipher at June 29, 2018 09:18 PM (p6WoB) Agree. Actually with the story of Noah's Ark what could be more hetero than the rainbow? I say we take it back. Associate the rainbow with the bible story - maybe rainbow flags with Arks on them...

Posted by: Iris at June 29, 2018 06:53 PM (kdgv3)

565  I'd buy another wee-strom in a dang heartbeat.  That was such a great and fun bike.  I bet you could find great examples for under $2K now, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:53 PM (VgKNm)

566 526 I need a new job, again. I like the work, but I can't stand the company and all of their bullshit virtue signaling. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 11:40 PM i'm sorry. do we need to cheer you up?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:53 PM (7KYil)

567 Ooooh. And I almost forgot Jena Friedmann with her "Get your abortions now!" routine. As if all women ought to have at least one to be a real feminist Leftist in good standing, and y'all better cram 'em in while the gettin' is good.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 06:55 PM (UiRxW)

568 "How's Hillary doing tonight?" -Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 11:52 PM (+lOpA) If I had to guess, I'd say 'face-down in a puddle of her own vomit'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

569 How's Hillary doing tonight? Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 11:52 PM (+lOpA) --------- Please clap.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush! at June 29, 2018 06:55 PM (hq7zy)

570 540 Does he even live in the state he represents? Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 29, 2018 11:44 PM (tA/XW) about 85% of congress don't live in their state anymore. they turn into dc swamp rats

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:56 PM (7KYil)

571 Bebe, we ALL need cheering up... pudding cup night?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 06:56 PM (UFLLM)

572 We talking Goldwing here, or stripped down Pinto? Posted by: some rat in the swamp ----------- Pick one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7brvhxm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 06:56 PM (R+Cqa)

573 Maybe some old dude wants to get rid of a Concours, cheep (underlined). I'll go look. Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 11:44 PM (RuIsu) found it! https://tinyurl.com/y6wff6jm (it isn't used, and costs too many moneys)

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

574 That part's especially tasty Yes, with Rachel a close, close second.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:56 PM (/iUqk)

575 I ride the yamaha fj-09. About 490 pounds....a little on the tall side but her wise a very nice ride. Won't bust the bank.

Posted by: DXO at June 29, 2018 06:57 PM (nzKWW)

576 As if all women ought to have at least one to be a real feminist Leftist in good standing, and y'all better cram 'em in while the gettin' is good. You can't be truly gay if you don't have HIV either...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 06:57 PM (UFLLM)

577 Okay, I'm out.  Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman [/i] [/b] at June 29, 2018 06:57 PM (VgKNm)

578 i'm sorry. do we need to cheer you up?

You made me remember, and that helps.

A lot.

BUNK!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 06:57 PM (IcT7t)

579 Pele was asked if he thinks the 1970 Brazil side would beat today's Costa Rica: Pele: Yes. Reporter: By how much? Pele: 1-0. Reporter: That's it? Pele: Yeah most of us are over 75 years old. pic.twitter.com/TDI7PXYXN5 -- Brazil Football (@BrazilEdition) June 24, 2018 I believe that is an old joke that was first used in baseball some years ago. I think it was about the Yankees.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 06:58 PM (242Sa)

580 Good night all, I'm off for a nap. May see you later.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2018 06:58 PM (yJ1e6)

581 "Asheville Robert, thank you. Unfortunately I have extenuating circumstances that keep me in AZ. And no, it's not parole this time.

But seriously, thank you very much for the kind offer. If you ever need practice interviewing woefully unqualified people, I'm your man!
Posted by: Blanco Basura"

We have an office in Scottsdale as well.  They might base it out of there instead.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 06:58 PM (w+Jhj)

582 ooooh are we gonna get to have a drunken troll beat down tonight?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 06:58 PM (7KYil)

583 I'd buy another wee-strom in a dang heartbeat. That was such a great and fun bike. I bet you could find great examples for under $2K now, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 29, 2018 11:53 PM (VgKNm) Maybe private. There's a 2012 (first year of the redesign?) here for about $4.9k https://tinyurl.com/y6vsfyek

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 06:59 PM (y87Qq)

584 Pick one: Mike, years and years ago, Nat Lam did a satire on "best motorcycles" they deemed the Ford Pinto the winner.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 06:59 PM (/iUqk)

585 We have an office in Scottsdale as well. They might base it out of there instead.


You have my attention.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 06:59 PM (IcT7t)

586 "Opleaseopleaseopleaseoplease" Say VT what are you begging for? "Does it matter? I'm a middle aged guy, it's good practice."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (UFLLM)

587 ooooh are we gonna get to have a drunken troll beat down tonight?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 11:58 PM (7KYil) ---- I'm guessing with the "elderly cuck" routine, we're talking to Krang here.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (UiRxW)

588 G'Night Moron Robbie and Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (Ckg4U)

589 When I was at Road Atlanta once a guy blew his engine in his Ferrari on the warm up lap, oiling down the track. When we were all waiting for them to clean it up, he gets on his phone and asks his wife to bring his Lotus out to the track.... Posted by: AshevilleRobert ----------- Well, if I had the S-10 at the track, I could call wifey and have her bring the LeSabre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (I83yK)

590 Mike, years and years ago, Nat Lam did a satire on "best motorcycles" they deemed the Ford Pinto the winner. Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 11:59 PM (/iUqk) That made me laff.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (+lOpA)

591 John James is a R running for the Republican candidate in Michigan for the Senate seat held by Stabenow. His latest endorsements are from Kid Rock and John Bolton.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (OdLH1)

592 I watched the video clip at Powerline someone mentioned...and these people continue to be unhinged and talk nonsense. People who used to make sense even though I disagree with, sound looney. Sampling: There's no hope, everyone will lose rights, your only safe if you are a white male. You would think Trump has decided to get rid of SCOTUS and put Belezzebe in charge of the country. Someone mentioned implosion. Yes I see that...a nervous breakdown implosion. I don't know who else they have whipped into a frenzy, but their over the top rhetoric is not even factually based. Maybe they all are all dropping acid. It is the weirdest thing...watching people destroy themselves needlessly. It doesn't scare me...it just astounds me.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (EeHjs)

593 Bewildered senior citizen speaks to "Stuttering John", confusing him for US Senator. The cucking continues...

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:00 PM (V7TpF)

594 571 Bebe, we ALL need cheering up... pudding cup night? Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 11:56 PM (UFLLM) Ask & ye shall receive: http://tinypic.com/r/2ytsqba/9

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:01 PM (7KYil)

595 "You have my attention.
Posted by: Blanco Basura"

It's doing project management and support for wireless security system hardware.  Know anything about that kind of stuff?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:01 PM (w+Jhj)

596 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:00 AM (V7TpF) ----- Yeah, It's Krang. New hash, new nic, same old song.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:02 PM (UiRxW)

597 "I believe that is an old joke that was first used in baseball some years ago. I think it was about the Yankees." -Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 11:58 PM (242Sa) It was Ty Cobb (Tigers) at his Hall of Fame induction.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:02 PM (Ckg4U)

598 Hello there, platypus.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:02 PM (y87Qq)

599 * you are...not Your! Dammit!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:02 PM (EeHjs)

600 Love the Edson Arantes do Nascimento, a/k/a Pele, quote. Now that's how you do a verbal smackdown with nary a vulgarity in sight. It's, as the kids say these days, a 'mic drop'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2018 11:35 PM (8lsuS)



Friend of mine was pissed at that quote.  "Is he high? He's in a wheelchair FFS, he can't even walk!"

I fear soccer fandom makes the part of the brain that handles snark swell up and become inactive.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 07:03 PM (2K6fY)

601 Hiya hogmartin.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:04 PM (EeHjs)

602 >>>There is a school of thought that God tries to let faith determine people's actions, but every so often trolls people just to make them go, "Wait a minute, what?" Or Go plays their own science of chance over them, and proves the lie that they are rational. God literally has to do NOTHING to prove their faith a lie.

Posted by: Max Power [/b] [/i] at June 29, 2018 07:04 PM (QCc6B)

603 Saw a great nic on Twitter for the new commie girl in NYC -- She Guevara

Posted by: Octopussy at June 29, 2018 07:04 PM (ZvSLe)

604 "I like "pokey-bait"
Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 11:47 PM (UiRxW)
++++++++
This is one of the all-time greatest pieces of English-language slang. Posted by: Joe Mannix"

I thought it was "pogy bait".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:04 PM (w+Jhj)

605 (560) Yeah, kind buzzy. But... Pay attention to carb synch and valve adjustment and it really gets a lot better. Stuffing the bars with lead wool helped too. If I get serious about this goose chase I probably would not get one more than 5 years old anyway. For ridin' not 'renchin'. Another fantasy involves a biga** shed in the back yard with a bike lift in it. I can't/won't drink anymore so I have lots of free time and adequate (for me) talent, so long as nobody hurries me.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (RuIsu)

606 Bebe, we ALL need cheering up... pudding cup night? Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 11:56 PM (UFLLM) I just plopped myself and didn't read comments. Did something happen?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (EeHjs)

607 I'm back. In honor of my late-night dinner tonight... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jvkbp9Q8E

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (eMKNe)

608 To be honest I think soccer fandom is worse than socialism.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (+lOpA)

609 Testing. I'll be home for Christmas

Posted by: Soona at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (rl1PA)

610 A krang? wtf is that, some weird new vd spreading amongst the gender confused sjw mob?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:05 PM (7KYil)

611 A 900 lb. Gold Wing with it's radically low Center of Gravity, is easier to ride, by far, than a 550 lb. top heavy anything else. And I've got over 300k miles of experience on the 'Wings, and probably something just under 100k aggregate miles on smaller bikes, to qualify the comparison. Get at or under 500 lbs though, and the smaller bikes really come into their own. Probably the most "natural" ride I've experienced of late, was my neighbor's Honda XR-650, tricked out with street wheels, tires, inverted fork and a full (and beautiful) set of aftermarket plastic and carbon bodywork. Thing rode like a Schwinn, but with sixty or seventy horsepower. You didn't have to "steer" it, you only had to think, look in the intended direction, and flick.... there you were. He sold it to pay off his KTM 1290. Now, that's a top-heavy brute. Vee-Twin at 160 dual-sport horsepower. Fun to ride, but it ROASTS the left leg from engine heat alone. Back to that Honda XR-650. Found out at age 60, I can still be the Wheelie King. Kinda glad he sold it, if only for my own preservation! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 07:06 PM (QzJWU)

612 Man, midnight already?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:06 PM (w+Jhj)

613 Guess what happens if Kim doesn't say "how high?" when Trump says "Jump!"?? Right. No tickee, no laundry. Maximum pressure returns. China loses, bigly. China po'd, bigly. Bottom line: no risk maneuver, that's already yielded returns.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

614 I thought it was "pogy bait". Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2018 12:04 AM (w+Jhj) It is. Pogey bait: (n) see: geedunk

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)

615 Kim has already cucked Trump. Trump has no demands.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:07 PM (V7TpF)

616 -
--
ooooh are we gonna get to have a drunken troll beat down tonight?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 11:58 PM

--------------

Wait, is there a drunken troll needing a beatdown, or are us drunks gonna need to beat down a sober troll?  Because I don't know if I should drink more, or less.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:07 PM (RVcmP)

617 how about a drunken troll hoe-down? Maybe those inbred bucktoothed idiots can play banjo. They can invite their sisters so they don't pester the moronettes as much

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 07:08 PM (6FqZa)

618 I thought it was "pogy bait". Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2018 12:04 AM (w+Jhj) ++++++++++ "Pokey" is a synonym for "jail." It is exactly the same as our expression, just funnier. Thinking about this, there are a *lot* of words for jail. Just off the top of my head: - Hoosegow - The Clink - The Lockup - The Slammer - The Graybar Hotel - The Bighouse Anyone else have more colloquialisms for jail?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 07:08 PM (hYcqw)

619 Also...relying on the media to accurately report what Kim is doing is ....not in your best interest to put it as politely as I can.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 07:08 PM (+lOpA)

620 It's doing project management and support for wireless security system hardware. Know anything about that kind of stuff?


I've done some wireless networking, but my background is 20 years of Unix Systems Administration and before that component level electronics troubleshooting and repair.

So, no, not really.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:08 PM (IcT7t)

621 Guess what happens if Kim doesn't say "how high?" when Trump says "Jump!"? I dunno... but I do believe the Chinese leadership told Kimso Fatso the following. (Not saying I agree with all of it, just my hunch of what they told him.) - Trump is mentally unstable - DJT is LOOKING for ANY reason to nuke you - If you provoke him, we'll enjoy the light show. Oh, and we'll just kill all your refugees. - We'll make damn sure you get all the blame for ending North Korea, forever. Remember, we're commies at heart, we're good at propaganda.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

622 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:07 AM (V7TpF)

Your mother cucked you.  With Trump.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 29, 2018 07:10 PM (H80UQ)

623 Ignorant troll is ignorant, doesn't keep up on "news". Ambitious timetable set for progress, if there's slippage deadlines (so far kept out of it) will appear, and they're real ones. And Beijing knows it. Hmmm, why was Mattis in Beijing this week?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

624 Anyone else have more colloquialisms for jail? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 12:08 AM (hYcqw) ----- Hell on earth?

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:10 PM (UiRxW)

625 Wait, is there a drunken troll needing a beatdown, or are us drunks gonna need to beat down a sober troll? Because I don't know if I should drink more, or less. -------- More is always the safe bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:10 PM (hq7zy)

626 Anyone else have more colloquialisms for jail? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 12:08 AM (hYcqw) Washtenaw County Jail (on Hogback Rd. Ann Arbor) is the Hogback Hilton. Ingham County Jail, in Mason, is the Mason Marriott. That's all I got.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:10 PM (y87Qq)

627 "I've done some wireless networking, but my background is 20 years of Unix Systems Administration and before that component level electronics troubleshooting and repair.

So, no, not really.
Posted by: Blanco Basura"

If you know electronics, it's not a problem.  I'll check with 'em and see if the position would be OK to be in Scottsdale and let you know.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:11 PM (w+Jhj)

628 But hey, troll, hasn't it been a wonderful, wonderful week for Trump?  Man, it must just suck to be you these days.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 29, 2018 07:11 PM (H80UQ)

629 So how about that blue wave?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (rnAwa)

630 I just plopped myself Say what? What is this may I ask, and are there pictures?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (UFLLM)

631 Soccer is a sport with an odious history, built on racism, genocide, misogyny and colonialism. It has no place in a 2018. It's time we ban such a hateful sport and switch over to something which puts more emphasis on tolerance, inclusiveness, reparations, feminism and love.

Posted by: Progs Everywhere at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (tA/XW)

632 If you drink less you're still drunk. Which is fine.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (+lOpA)

633 It was Ty Cobb (Tigers) at his Hall of Fame induction. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 30, 2018 12:02 AM (Ckg4U) Aha! Thanks, Slap. Damn, he was good!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (242Sa)

634 Someone mentioned implosion. Yes I see that...a nervous breakdown implosion. I don't know who else they have whipped into a frenzy, but their over the top rhetoric is not even factually based. Maybe they all are all dropping acid. It is the weirdest thing...watching people destroy themselves needlessly.

It doesn't scare me...it just astounds me.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:00 AM (EeHjs)


I heard it referred to as an "extinction burst" which is a term for when you stop doing a habit, or dealing with an addictive behavior that gives you a positive feedback, your brain wants you to lash out in fury at having to change. 
In kids, if it doesn't work, throw a tantrum.
In adults, I dunno.  One person can run an undirected fury for about 10 minutes before running down.  The problem with groups is they can take turns.

guy made sense at the time, but that was 5 AM one morning when I was trying to wake up.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 07:12 PM (2K6fY)

635 616 Wait, is there a drunken troll needing a beatdown, or are us drunks gonna need to beat down a sober troll? Because I don't know if I should drink more, or less. Posted by: irright at June 30, 2018 12:07 AM (RVcmP) you. don't. know. if. you. should. drink. moar. ?! YES. the drunken horde will be doing the beating down of the troll (and according to publius's ficus the beating off. of themselves. not the troll). dunno if the troll is drunk. it's definitely lame.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:13 PM (7KYil)

636 "It is.

Pogey bait: (n) see: geedunk Posted by: hogmartin"

My dad used the two interchangeably to refer to candy.  Being WW2 Marines, he was used to those phrases.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:13 PM (w+Jhj)

637 But hey, troll, hasn't it been a wonderful, wonderful week for Trump? Man, it must just suck to be you these days. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at June 30, 2018 12:11 AM (H80UQ) ----- He always shows when the Dems are losing the news cycle. As if a few "Trump is feminine/old/a cuck" posts on AoSHQ are gonna make a difference. That's the reek of desperation you smell.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:13 PM (UiRxW)

638 Good luck Blanco.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 07:13 PM (+lOpA)

639 Okay, well, let me try something else. Did everyone check if their town is on the list for a protest tomorrow? I posted list earlier but that was a few threads back. I'm sorry everyone is down. I hope slapweasel and infidel's parents are okay and it is not that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:14 PM (EeHjs)

640 The troll that stakes out AoSHQ drew the short straw. Aside from the game of life.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 07:14 PM (rnAwa)

641 Best Infrastructure Week yet! Cuck Trump continues own goals.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:14 PM (V7TpF)

642 Gawd, with the week Trump is having, looks like I picked a bad time to give up hookers and blow.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at June 29, 2018 07:14 PM (/iUqk)

643 If you know electronics, it's not a problem. I'll check with 'em and see if the position would be OK to be in Scottsdale and let you know.


Wow!  Thank you again.

If you need to get hold of me (sort of) offline, just send to any name or address at traveltrash dot 33mail dot com.  I'll get it and respond from a totally different email account.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:15 PM (IcT7t)

644 Soccer is a sport with an odious history, built on racism, genocide, misogyny and colonialism. It has no place in a 2018. It's time we ban such a hateful sport and switch over to something which puts more emphasis on tolerance, inclusiveness, reparations, feminism and love. Posted by: Progs Everywhere at June 30, 2018 12:12 AM (tA/XW) The Rhythmic Gymnastics World Cup is going to be AWESOME!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 07:15 PM (242Sa)

645 I heard Clinton actually kinda/sorta defended Sarah Sanders re how she reacted at the restaurant. Of course, Sarah's dark-haired and a bit zaftig. I bet she reminds Bill of somebody...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

646 So Trump says he'll be announcing his pick on the 9th.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:16 PM (w+Jhj)

647 Good luck Blanco.

Thanks.  Hope they don't shit a brick when they find out what my current hourly rate is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:16 PM (IcT7t)

648 Maddog was there finalizing details of the ChiComs taking control and removing of the NORK's warheads and fissionables. Likely whacking about the China Sea issues, gentleman's no fly zones and such as well.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:16 PM (UFLLM)

649 To be honest I think soccer fandom is worse than socialism. Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2018 12:05 AM (+lOpA) They come as a two-fer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 07:16 PM (242Sa)

650 -Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:14 AM (EeHjs) Thank you, darlin'. Took Mom's dog to see her today. That was good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:17 PM (Ckg4U)

651 I'm sorry everyone is down. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:14 AM (EeHjs) Nothing to be sorry about, fam, I'm always down.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:17 PM (y87Qq)

652 The troll that stakes out AoSHQ drew the short straw. ---- Yeah. If Krang were in the Russian Army, he'd pull patrol duty at Butugychag.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:17 PM (UiRxW)

653 Soccer soccer soccer. I want stockinger!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:17 PM (eMKNe)

654 I'm a dyed in the wool Honda guy, but win the lotto, and I'd put one of these in my garage in a heartbeat. https://tinyurl.com/ybnkyxl3 Looks damn near ready for the Sacramento Mile, right as it sits. I could but hope that it'd actually slide as well on an oval as it looks... gets the blood up, this one does! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 07:18 PM (QzJWU)

655 639 I'm sorry everyone is down. I hope slapweasel and infidel's parents are okay and it is not that. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:14 AM ( Blanco is bummed that he needs to find another new job due to a sjw infestation. everyone else seems ok.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:18 PM (7KYil)

656 I should drive past my local scheduled protest tomorrow and see how many ones of people show up...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 07:19 PM (e9G8E)

657 I heard Clinton actually kinda/sorta defended Sarah Sanders re how she reacted at the restaurant. Of course, Sarah's dark-haired and a bit zaftig. I bet she reminds Bill of somebody... Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe) ++++++++ Huh. So I just learned a new word. Zaftig, adj. (of a woman) having a full, rounded figure; plump. Origin: 1930s: Yiddish, from German saftig 'juicy.'

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 07:19 PM (hYcqw)

658 Well, it's time for me to hit the sack.  Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 29, 2018 07:20 PM (w+Jhj)

659 Soccer also has cannibalism.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 07:20 PM (RuIsu)

660 Joe Mannix, yup. I like a gal with a little meat on her bones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:20 PM (eMKNe)

661 Well, mob mentality, fear, and loss of power can turn people crazy...I now see. Plus, all the gaslighting about Russia which has now turned to Corrupt FBI. Not being listened to and worshipped for their TV prowess. However, a sane adult would not act this way, say these insane things. Especially 500 days out. I don't know what a collective breakdown looks like but we are seeing it. They feel impotent and it could worsen, then only rage is left, I guess. I'm not an expert.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:20 PM (EeHjs)

662 G'Night, Asheville Robert.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:20 PM (Ckg4U)

663 You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (rnAwa)

664 The odds of these 6 posts coming out like that randomly are, literally, 1 in 1,000,000. Food for thought.

No.  It's 4chan.  The software that runs it is custom.

The mods can just make future posts have whatever numbers they please, when they please, for the lulz.

And noobs say OMG!

That's the joke.

Posted by: Not here, please at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (pcNq9)

665 -
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Best Infrastructure Week yet!
Cuck Trump continues own goals.
Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:14 AM

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Holy shit, dude.  Is this stuff your "A game".  My grandma could troll better than that, and she died before the internet existed.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (RVcmP)

666 Well, it's time for me to hit the sack. Have fun ya'll. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2018 12:20 AM (w+Jhj) Laters mate.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (y87Qq)

667 658 Well, it's time for me to hit the sack. Have fun ya'll. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2018 12:20 AM (w+Jhj) -------- Don't tell me what to do, fascist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (hq7zy)

668 ". . . and now, the US synchonized cup-stacking team is up for their first swing for the world "cup" trials.
"They have advised their first sequence will be 'Hambone,' and . . .

"And an orange flag for cultural insensitivity!  My, 15 point penalty for slavery reference and intolerance.  Those Saudi judges are hard cases.

"They cue up on their alternate pattern, and . . . "


Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (2K6fY)

669 Joe Mannix, yup. I like a gal with a little meat on her bones. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe) ++++++++ WHA? You mean you don't like emaciated women scowling down at you from fashion adverts?

Posted by: The Fashion Industry at June 29, 2018 07:21 PM (hYcqw)

670 evil?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (7KYil)

671 654 I'm a dyed in the wool Honda guy, but win the lotto, and I'd put one of these in my garage in a heartbeat. https://tinyurl.com/ybnkyxl3 Looks damn near ready for the Sacramento Mile, right as it sits. I could but hope that it'd actually slide as well on an oval as it looks... gets the blood up, this one does! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX My favorite bike (and I've ridden a BUNCH) was the 250 Yamaha Induro, that thing would climb a tree with the right tires!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (/iUqk)

672 Holy shit, dude. Is this stuff your "A game". My grandma could troll better than that, and she died before the internet existed. Posted by: irright at June 30, 2018 12:21 AM (RVcmP) No lie, read it in a "Borat" voice. I think I wet myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (y87Qq)

673 damn, missed it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (7KYil)

674 Blanco is bummed that he needs to find another new job due to a sjw infestation. everyone else seems ok. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 12:18 AM (7KYil) That's good...except Blanco of course. Thank you bebes.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (EeHjs)

675 Mooch had meat on her bones. She was a pork loin on two legs. How'd you like that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:22 PM (hq7zy)

676 In Vino, probably. Nobody's talking, so I don't know if this is the way it's going, but our non-negotiable baseline model for this simply has to be INF Treaty X 10,000 - extremely intrusive verification/monitoring, with either only US personnel, or US personnel heading up every component. I'd actually prefer if *we* took delivery of all removed PU, HEU, and certain other items - not China. Set a new standard here (even though it might not be needed or applicable elsewhere). No more ridiculous hand-offs to multi-lateral arrangements or int'l organizations. US hand on every steering wheel, period. It's an approach I think would appeal to Trump's practicality and perfectionism, so I hope it's where things are going.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

677 The Fashion Industry: try hiring a few straight guys for once. You might learn something. Oh, and BRING BACK PANTYHOSE.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:23 PM (eMKNe)

678 G'nite, Asheville Robert. Rest well. Tomorrow's libtards can be smited tomorrow, soon enough. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 07:23 PM (QzJWU)

679 Cicero, there's meat vs gristle

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:23 PM (eMKNe)

680 The Rhythmic Gymnastics World Cup is going to be AWESOME!! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Dibs on sideline medical care!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:23 PM (UFLLM)

681 666 ...Laters mate See you!

Posted by: Satan at June 29, 2018 07:24 PM (6FqZa)

682 Oh, and BRING BACK PANTYHOSE. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe) Something you want to tell us ... ?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 29, 2018 07:25 PM (242Sa)

683 Primordial, was talking to The Fashion Industry. ;-) It's no secret how I feel about women's hosiery.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:25 PM (eMKNe)

684 Rhomboid, could be, back in 1989, South Africa, ya well that was interesting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:25 PM (UFLLM)

685 Trump was cucked by Kim. Confused grampa thought CVID was what replaced VHS tapes.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:25 PM (V7TpF)

686 Have fun ya'll. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 30, 2018 12:20 AM (w+Jhj) -------- Don't tell me what to do, fascist. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2018 12:21 AM (hq7zy) ------- Kraft durch Freude! Jetzt!

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (UiRxW)

687 Oh, and BRING BACK PANTYHOSE You sir, are no purist.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (/iUqk)

688 -
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Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 12:22 AM
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OK.  That made me laugh.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (RVcmP)

689 See you! Posted by: Satan at June 30, 2018 12:24 AM (6FqZa) Have a lovely night, Satan. Sleep well. Bring Mr. Troll with you, if you don't mind.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (y87Qq)

690 The Fashion Industry: try hiring a few straight guys for once. You might learn something. Oh, and BRING BACK PANTYHOSE. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe) +++++++++++ Okay, we started a pilot program to test out your advice and they have a counter-offer: Seamed stockings.

Posted by: The Fashion Industry at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (hYcqw)

691 some rat in the swamp: okay. Is that good or bad? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:26 PM (eMKNe)

692 85 Trump was cucked by Kim. Confused grampa thought CVID was what replaced VHS tapes. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:25 AM (V7TpF) -------- Awesome insight. Collect your box of crackers from the cashier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (hq7zy)

693 The Fashion Industry, at this stage I'll take it. Close enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (eMKNe)

694 So I made some calls today. White House Switchboard, Homeland Security, and a nearby police station. They seem ready, if that makes any difference. They also seem to believe the high heat will affect the numbers and make them lower. It's a small sample bcz I was not gonna call all police stations, but I got the info I wanted.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (EeHjs)

695 When can we get the good trolls back? These discount trolls cannot get my dander up.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (Ckg4U)

696 For God's sake people. Knobbies = off road tires. I've got knobbies on the YZ and the 4X4 truck. They help you go when the terrain is rough. Were you guys born on a couch and decided never to leave?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (7v00c)

697 Oh and The Fashion Industry: Put the seamed stockings on the WOMEN. NOT THE MEN!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:27 PM (eMKNe)

698 It's no secret how I feel about women's hosiery.


You're wearing some right now, aren't you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:28 PM (IcT7t)

699 When it comes to stockings or pantyhose? BAD, BAD. BAD, ad infinitum

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:28 PM (/iUqk)

700 Put the seamed stockings on the WOMEN. NOT THE MEN!!!! Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:27 AM (eMKNe) ++++++++ Now you tell me. Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: The Fashion Industry at June 29, 2018 07:28 PM (hYcqw)

701 Trump was cucked by Kim Ace feared that. Trump will be super pissed and will retaliate somehow. I have not paid much attention to that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:28 PM (EeHjs)

702 Is that a lug wrench?

Posted by: Maybe at June 29, 2018 07:29 PM (nzKWW)

703 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 30, 2018 12:27 AM (Ckg4U) ----- Trollmasters have to have figured out this is a dry well. You probably have to sneeze and bite down on Soros' cock, to get sent here.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:29 PM (UiRxW)

704 702 Is that a lug wrench? In my pocket? No...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:30 PM (UFLLM)

705 This troll could do better.  Some sort of development of an idea instead of depending on whatever is floating around. 

When one posts a troll that could be a cut and paste job, one should strive for something more.

[blank] [offensive term used as verb] [blank].  Followed by a yo'momma joke. 

Really?  The hights of shart posting?  Really?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 07:30 PM (2K6fY)

706 some rat in the swamp: to each their own. I (heart) the things, yes. I'm a product of the late 1970s and early 1980s. I wish women still dressed like they did in that horrible Olivia Newton-John flick, Xanadu. (Which came out on my 14th birthday, btw.) Blanco: I hereby plead the Fifth Amendment as per my rights as an American citizen...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:30 PM (eMKNe)

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Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 30, 2018 12:27 AM
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Take Hogmartin's advice.  Funny stuff.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:30 PM (RVcmP)

708 Sock off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 07:31 PM (hYcqw)

709 Maybe PDT could buy the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang and let Li'l Rocket Man run it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 07:31 PM (e9G8E)

710 Ya know, in the war, when women could not get silk stockings, they would draw lines on the back of their legs to make it look like they were wearing stockings.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:31 PM (EeHjs)

711 It's no secret how I feel about women's hosiery. Posted by: qdpsteve at June 30, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe) I think I've been pretty outspoken myself on how woefully insufficient I find the accommodations tend to be for the ol' meat and two veg. Wait, huh? I mean...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)

712 We used to get some Restaurant Quality trolling around here. Nowadays, we get burnt corn.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:32 PM (Ckg4U)

713 Maybe PDT could buy the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang and let Li'l Rocket Man run it... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 30, 2018 12:31 AM (e9G8E) ------- Take the elevator up five floors, then find the ladder to floor 110.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:32 PM (hq7zy)

714 This time next month Trump will get cucked by Putin.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:33 PM (V7TpF)

715 platypus, yup. Sometimes actresses in plays still do that, especially in productions that take place in the early 1940s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:33 PM (eMKNe)

716 710 Ya know, in the war, when women could not get silk stockings, they would draw lines on the back of their legs to make it look like they were wearing stockings. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:31 AM (EeHjs) ---------- I imagine they drew on their panties, too. Right? Right? brb

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:33 PM (hq7zy)

717 Blanco: I hereby plead the Fifth Amendment as per my rights as an American citizen... You a democrat? Just kidding!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:34 PM (/iUqk)

718 696 For God's sake people. Knobbies = off road tires. I've got knobbies on the YZ and the 4X4 truck. They help you go when the terrain is rough. Were you guys born on a couch and decided never to leave? Posted by: Weirddave at June 30, 2018 12:27 AM (7v00c) Ohhhh...those are on my truck. we call them mud & snow tires. i know, silly californians

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:34 PM (7KYil)

719 We used to get some Restaurant Quality trolling around here. Nowadays, we get burnt corn. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 30, 2018 12:32 AM (Ckg4U) I dunno, man, I read it like Mad Libs or something and it's good for a giggle. They're English words, they're just all in the wrong places.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:34 PM (y87Qq)

720 Female. Seamed stockings. WAC/WAAC/WAVE uniform. Lana Turner hair. Bunk.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:34 PM (UFLLM)

721 Trump was cucked by Kim


Ace feared that. Trump will be super pissed and will retaliate somehow. I have not paid much attention to that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:28 AM (EeHjs)


Platypus, dude who wrote that is a troll.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 07:35 PM (FTXAT)

722 Nothing to be sorry about, fam, I'm always down. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 12:17 AM (y87Qq) Well, snap out of it! *slap* (cher/movie reference) You often are funny, I would not have guessed that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:35 PM (EeHjs)

723 Take the elevator up five floors, then find the ladder to floor 110. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2018 12:32 AM


That could be Kim's penthouse!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 07:35 PM (e9G8E)

724 some rat: interesting you ask that... Yes, I am actually a Democrat. I registered as one in 1984 when I could first vote (and was a lot more naive about politics), and I've never changed it over. The #1 reason I stay: because I know it *pisses off the DNC* for me to stay and vote *against* them, than to leave and join the Repubs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:35 PM (eMKNe)

725 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:33 AM (V7TpF) My barbs need a tongue bath. Get on it

Posted by: Satan at June 29, 2018 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

726 In Vino, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:36 PM (eMKNe)

727 Ace feared that. Trump will be super pissed and will retaliate somehow. I have not paid much attention to that. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:28 AM (EeHjs) Platypus, dude who wrote that is a troll. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 30, 2018 12:35 AM (FTXAT) Oh. LOL Well, fvck me running. I should pay more attention. *Idiot* He's not a very good troll though.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:37 PM (EeHjs)

728 Ace feared that. Trump will be super pissed and will retaliate somehow. I have not paid much attention to that. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June don't feed the trolls

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

729 Ohhhh...those are on my truck. we call them mud & snow tires. i know, silly californians


You have a truck?

BUNK!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:38 PM (IcT7t)

730 Yes, I am actually a Democrat. I registered as one in 1984 when I could first vote (and was a lot more naive about politics), and I've never changed it over. The #1 reason I stay: because I know it *pisses off the DNC* for me to stay and vote *against* them, than to leave and join the Repubs. We all did some folly in our youth (and some of us to this day), but recognizing it as folly is wisdom.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:38 PM (/iUqk)

731 y5! s'up?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:39 PM (7KYil)

732 don't feed the trolls Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1) ----- I've got some food for 'em... right heah!!!

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:39 PM (UiRxW)

733 Well, snap out of it! *slap* (cher/movie reference) You often are funny, I would not have guessed that. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:35 AM (EeHjs) Ha! No, it was another dumb joke. "I'm down" ~ "Sure, whatever, I'm cool with that". But yeah, also the "be funny because it's easier and safer than actual emotional connection" thing, so... damn, guess I meta-punked myself

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)

734 Troll is too lame to be a first-language-english human. Is it a bot (perhaps RUSSIAN!!!!) or perhaps a third-worlder desperately trying to earn enough to feed his family?


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:39 PM (RVcmP)

735 Well, fvck me running. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June Do you think you could describe the logistics of that for us?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

736 Sitting at the airport, waiting for daughter (upper teens) to return from a week in Greece. Trip was organized by a Girl Scout branch/affiliate. Much kayaking was involved. She was able to afford the adventure through cookie sales credits. All those years of tramping around the neighborhood -- with me as the wagon puller -- paid off. Thanks be to God that nothing bad happened. Hope to hear a lot of stories during this summer.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 29, 2018 07:40 PM (cBvnR)

737 some rat, good point. I might change it someday. I dunno. I probably don't want to change it as long as I'm still living in California (don't worry I plan to change that before too long), as I keep hearing Repubs can't even get a ballot on Election Day here. Polling places won't order them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:40 PM (eMKNe)

738 y5! s'up?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June Bebes! not much, definitely not bitcoin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:40 PM (MTjB1)

739 You have a truck?BUNK! Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 12:38 AM (IcT7t) AND a convertible. whose top just got fixed, so LOTS of topless time of late.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:41 PM (7KYil)

740 Ooo, so how much value has Bitcoin lost in the last couple months? I hear a billion percent...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:41 PM (eMKNe)

741 All those years of tramping around the neighborhood ----- Dude. Phrasing!

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:41 PM (UiRxW)

742 Do you think you could describe the logistics of that for us? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1) +++++++++ Treadmills and harnesses. It is all very elaborate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 07:41 PM (hYcqw)

743 Apparently no apologies or compensation are on the agenda at the Helsinki summit for the US wiping out a large unit of Russian military contractors in Syria. Or for the endless body blows to the Russian economy (sic) from lowered energy prices driven largely by US production and lately even the first successful jaw-boning of OPEC in decades. But other than that, yeah, Trump will be on his knees at that meeting.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:41 PM (QDnY+)

744 Trump will be failure as President much like failure as businessman. Foreign policy failures will pile up like folds in his chins.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:42 PM (V7TpF)

745 I imagine they drew on their panties, too. Right? Right? brb Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2018 12:33 AM (hq7zy) LOL No cicero, they could still get those. Probably not really fancy though. Probably cotton regulation, all saggy and stuff. I don't know if girdles were a thing, I mean they were all so slim. Aren't I nice, helping you with your fantasy life.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:42 PM (EeHjs)

746 Bitcoin has crashed by 75% from it's high last year.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:42 PM (UiRxW)

747 QD, well Washington isn't much better, 3 counties run the whole state (King, Snohomish, Pierce) higher office Republicans don't stand a chance.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:43 PM (/iUqk)

748 You have a truck?

BUNK!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 12:38 AM


Now if bebe's truck were to also have a manual gearbox...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 07:43 PM (e9G8E)

749 Foreign policy failures will pile up like folds in his chins. Actually kind of poetic, especially for non-engrish speaker or bot. Keep 'em coming!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:43 PM (UFLLM)

750 Treadmills and harnesses. It is all very elaborate. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June yeah, I was thinking that was the most likely thing but was not ruling our one really strong guy running and holding her or some very synchronized running.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

751 Trump will be failure as President much like failure as businessman. Foreign policy failures will pile up like folds in his chins. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:42 AM (V7TpF) Well, that trolling is a little better. But so what. Still not HRC, still get Supreme Court. You just have wishful thinking. Which I get when you are losing so badly. I mean you came to this board. Kinda pitiful.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:45 PM (EeHjs)

752 744. ohhhh definitely russian. i read that in frau farbisdina's voice. uber silly.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:45 PM (7KYil)

753 Bitcoin has crashed by 75% from it's high last year. Posted by: Tron's Dice at June yep. were I confident I had some understanding of how it worked, or that my understanding of how it worked was entirely wrong, I would buy in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:46 PM (MTjB1)

754 Bitcoin has crashed by 75% from it's high last year. Their base discovered that tulips are prettier.

Posted by: Satan at June 29, 2018 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

755 Actually kind of poetic, especially for non-engrish speaker or bot. Keep 'em coming! Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 30, 2018 12:43 AM (UFLLM) See what I mean? Don't read it as a troll, read it as free-verse.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:46 PM (y87Qq)

756 (671) Local shop has an old XS-650 based 750 flat-tracker on display. Probably not an OW-72. I'm not busy tomorrow, I'll stop in and look. I've been threatening to remember to take a real camera in there and get some pix anyway. Too fargin' hot to do anything outside besides tie somebody spread-eagle to an anthill and watch 'em die for a while, but I digress.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 07:46 PM (RuIsu)

757 Judge in Flynn case b-slapping Mueller, again, demanding rationale for continuance (delay) in sentencing portion of case by Monday. At this point it's quite difficult to believe that case won't have to be dismissed due to evidence tampering (altered 302s, dissent from one of the agents present), or worse. Judge is a hard-ass - he might be about to force Mueller to reveal whether the ramshackle adulterous criminal enterprise known as the "FBI" and "DOJ" in 2016 is actually about to be nuked.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (QDnY+)

758 concern trolling has kind of become useless ever since we got the neverTrumpers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

759 /off devilishly handsome sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (6FqZa)

760 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:46 AM (MTjB1) ------ Do. Not. Buy. Bitcoin has hit the wall.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (UiRxW)

761 748 Now if bebe's truck were to also have a manual gearbox... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 30, 2018 12:43 AM (e9G8E) yah, both vehicles are manual 5 speeds. truck's a 4x.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (7KYil)

762 There are many game changing motorcycles in history, but few produced the impact of the Yamaha DT-1 Enduro. Pretty much became the template for the UJM "Enduro" format, long before the inline four cylinder "UJM" became the street bike template from which the term "UJM" was coined. Funny thing about the DT-1. The engine cases were far wider than the cylinder. By far. When Yamaha made the 350 Big Bear on the same planform, they made it a twin cylinder on basically the same lower cases. Got maybe one inch wider, if that. Pity was though, the bike got so heavy from that upsizing, that it got to be pretty useless off road, which defeated it's purpose, from the start. Biggest "grenade" bike I ever got to ride from that era: Husqvarna CM-400. Scared me to death when it got up onto the pipe at RPM. MUCH more than I could really handle then, or now. Biggest "grenade" bike I never rode, but saw an early one nearly lap an entire motocross field in the first half of a moto. Maico 501. Damn thing was explosive off the line, and everywhere else on the track. Rooster tails were visibly higher...much higher, than lesser bikes. It was making power like folks just hadn't seen, up till then. Which means I should never, ever go near a current production MX-125 class bike. Damn thing would kill me, for sure. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (QzJWU)

763 Well, fvck me running. Posted by: platypus, gg channel Do you think you could describe the logistics of that for us? Posted by: yankeefifth I assume it's similar to "go take a flying fvck at a rolling donut". But repeatedly.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 07:47 PM (JGBbg)

764 AND a convertible. whose top just got fixed, so LOTS of topless time of late.


We have a special phrase for people who drive with the top down in summer around here.

"Extra Crispy"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:48 PM (IcT7t)

765 Well, fvck me running. Posted by: platypus, gg channel Do you think you could describe the logistics of that for us? Posted by: yankeefifth I assume it's similar to "go take a flying fvck at a rolling donut". But repeatedly. Posted by: mikeski at June you sure it was not a legitimate offer or statement of preferred sexual behavior?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

766 -
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don't feed the trolls
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:38 AM

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Generally good advice.  However,  I'm starting to fear for the health of our troll.  It's posts seem illogical and disjointed. I'm afraid it might be malnourished and weak.  I want to feed it out of simple human decency.  Is this wrong?


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:49 PM (RVcmP)

767 yah, both vehicles are manual 5 speeds. truck's a 4x. SPLUNGEURT! CUMBOOM! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I need an IV...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 07:49 PM (UFLLM)

768 AoSHQ drunken troll hoe-down: Went over to the HQ, just to try my luck. Trolled the right-wing Morons, called them all a Cuck. It's not my favorite pastime, I'd rather dip my wick, But that it just ain't happening, my little sister's sick.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 07:49 PM (7v00c)

769 yah, both vehicles are manual 5 speeds. truck's a 4x. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 12:47 AM


Well, that's it then! I canna take no more!
Later, 'taters...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 29, 2018 07:50 PM (e9G8E)

770 > Best Infrastructure Week yet! GOP: controls Presidency, both Houses of Congress, and (very soon) the Supreme Court for at least the next 30 years, 33 state governorships, 31 state houses, and 36 state senates. You: sad, sad little man with nothing to do on a Friday night but post incompetent troll attempts. How horrible it must be to be you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 07:50 PM (GXOTw)

771 Went over to the HQ, just to try my luck. Trolled the right-wing Morons, called them all a Cuck. It's not my favorite pastime, I'd rather dip my wick, But that it just ain't happening, my little sister's sick. Posted by: Weirddave at June 30, 2018 12:49 AM (7v00c) ------ Heh. Classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:50 PM (hq7zy)

772 Well, snap out of it! *slap* (cher/movie reference) You often are funny, I would not have guessed that. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:35 AM (EeHjs) Ha! No, it was another dumb joke. "I'm down" ~ "Sure, whatever, I'm cool with that". But yeah, also the "be funny because it's easier and safer than actual emotional connection" thing, so... damn, guess I meta-punked myself Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 12:39 AM (y87Qq) Wow...I'm out of it. Long day, not enough sleep. Didn't get the down thing or the troll. Ha. The rest of what you said...kinda like Chandler Bing om Friends then. He does okay in the end.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:50 PM (EeHjs)

773 Generally good advice. However, I'm starting to fear for the health of our troll. It's posts seem illogical and disjointed. I'm afraid it might be malnourished and weak. I want to feed it out of simple human decency. Is this wrong? Posted by: irright at June 30, 2018 12:49 AM (RVcmP) *points behind woodshed* I know you don't want to. But you know what needs to be done. It's kinder this way.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:51 PM (y87Qq)

774 How horrible it must be to be you. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 30, 2018 12:50 AM (GXOTw) -------- It's still a step up from glory hole duty at the truck stop,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 07:51 PM (hq7zy)

775 Ya know, in the war, when women could not get silk stockings, they would draw lines on the back of their legs to make it look like they were wearing stockings. Posted by: platypus, --------------- Well, a tattoo is the obvious answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2018 07:52 PM (/lkI0)

776 764 We have a special phrase for people who drive with the top down in summer around here. "Extra Crispy" Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 12:48 AM (IcT7t) Which is why i've never rented one in hawaii. i generally drop it late afternoon, what with the pasty white skin that sizzles like bacon in the midday sun

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:52 PM (7KYil)

777 I would have LOVED to have shorted Bitcoin, but I didn't understand it. It is much like fantasy baseball. If a pitcher walks a lot of guys, you don't buy in early. Plus... I don't "play" the stock market. It is a fool's errand. Invest, diversify, stack slowly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)

778 The Fashion Industry: try hiring a few straight guys for once. You might learn something. And if you do so, may I suggest a division of labor: Design dresses: gay guys Choose models: straight guys Always happy to help!

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 07:52 PM (JGBbg)

779 So, North Kore denuclearized? Or not? Cucked? Well, at least grampa got the sucker YS taxpayer to pay for a coin.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 07:53 PM (V7TpF)

780 nice verse wd!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:53 PM (7KYil)

781 How horrible it must be to be you. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 30, 2018 12:50 AM (GXOTw) ------ Right? I'm tired and making subpar posts on AoSHQ. But, I belong here, and I'm making them after a nice dinner with a girlfriend, and a long day of work. What a fuckin' loser that guy must be.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:54 PM (UiRxW)

782 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 12:53 AM (V7TpF) ------- Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Larry Kroger) at June 29, 2018 07:54 PM (hq7zy)

783 -
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*points behind woodshed*

I know you don't want to. But you know what needs to be done. It's kinder this way. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 12:51 AM

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Nothing sadder than the last chapter of "Old Troller"

Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 07:55 PM (RVcmP)

784 Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Don't know which Honda it was, but in the mid-seventies they had a bike that went from half throttle to "oh shit" in about an eighth turn...brother in law discovered this on a gravel road, spent two days digging rocks outa his thigh and shoulder, lol.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 07:55 PM (/iUqk)

785 Michael Moore on Colbert's show: "We have to get off the couch and put our bodies on the line!" The Line responded: "Noooooooo!"

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 29, 2018 07:55 PM (Jh5XK)

786 QD, well Washington isn't much better, 3 counties run the whole state (King, Snohomish, Pierce) higher office Republicans don't stand a chance. Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 30, 2018 12:43 AM (/iUqk) Don't Republicans currently hold two statewide offices in Washington? It's not much (and they're probably RINOs), but still more than Oregon, California or Hawaii.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 07:55 PM (tA/XW)

787 you sure it was not a legitimate offer or statement of preferred sexual behavior? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1) It's just a phrase I've heard and no one ever gets asked how that works, so I didn't think I would. Of course, you asked! Dammit Y5!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 07:55 PM (EeHjs)

788 The rest of what you said...kinda like Chandler Bing om Friends then. He does okay in the end. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:50 AM (EeHjs) I never watched it, but I get the idea we're talking about the same thing. Remember that one ONT a month or so back when we were all talking about the MBTI? I finally took the questionnaire and actually read the results: https://stoatnet.org/intp.png So basically that. Which is cool! It's kind of like being a happy friendly robot.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 07:56 PM (y87Qq)

789 Which is why i've never rented one in hawaii. i generally drop it late afternoon, what with the pasty white skin that sizzles like bacon in the midday sun


Thanks to the lack of UV scattering atmospheric moisture, your sizzling hours would be extended around here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 07:56 PM (IcT7t)

790 782 Can I buy some pot from you? Posted by: Larry Kroger) at June 30, 2018 12:54 AM (hq7zy) What? NO! he's gonna sell you a bunch of seeds & stem!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 07:56 PM (7KYil)

791 It's just a phrase I've heard and no one ever gets asked how that works, so I didn't think I would. Of course, you asked! Dammit Y5! Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June it is what I do. but you should appreciate that I pay attention to everything you type. so for the record, I will not be leaving any space on my schedule for fucking while running.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

792 "Nothing sadder than the last chapter of "Old Troller"" -Posted by: irright at June 30, 2018 12:55 AM (RVcmP) *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 07:57 PM (Ckg4U)

793 So, I hope Pele doesn't throw a Red Card on Wineglass/Throat Slit girl. That would be sad.

Posted by: barackOrama at June 29, 2018 07:58 PM (Y9uH4)

794 Can I buy some pot from you? Posted by: Larry Kroger) at June 30, 2018 12:54 AM (hq7zy) ---- Russians sell Krokodil.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 07:58 PM (UiRxW)

795 The laughter continues. Seems someone at DOD has leaked that costs of maintaining US forces in Germany are being studied - implication of course that alternatives are being considered. The fainting goats of NATO now scrambling to make sure this isn't the case, with NATO meeting just ahead. Covfefe!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

796 some rat in the swamp: I've heard it's bad in Washington, yep. Frustrating. With the latest great Trump news, I wonder if it will result in more red/blue self-segregation, with libs moving to ever bluer states.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 07:59 PM (eMKNe)

797 (762) My friend's Dad had the Enduro 360, one giant piston doin' it's thing. Had a big dirt knobby on the back, worthless on the street. Lean just a bit and it would get real squirmy. Nothing like my RD with Michelins. I can still hear the fins ringing on the 360.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 07:59 PM (RuIsu)

798 > 33 state governorships, 31 state houses, and 36 state senates. For those keeping score at home, calling an Article V Constitutional Convention requires...34. One more governorship and three more state houses, and it's doable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 08:00 PM (GXOTw)

799 Terrapin Station a great psychedelic prog rock song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:01 PM (PUmDY)

800 Cuck Trump considering withdrawing US forces before meeting with Putin. What a shock. Cuck.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:01 PM (V7TpF)

801 Rodrigo, I did not know that. Hopefully a convention really would result in a lot of libs just leaving for Canada.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 08:01 PM (eMKNe)

802 Oh.
LOL
Well, fvck me running. I should pay more attention.

*Idiot*

He's not a very good troll though.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 12:37 AM (EeHjs)


He is pretty bad at it:-P


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 08:01 PM (FTXAT)

803 One more governorship and three more state houses, and it's doable. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 30, 2018 01:00 AM (GXOTw) ++++++++ I don't like it. Far too much can go wrong with a new convention, and we still have a lot to lose. I also don't think we need one. The constitution we have is pretty damn good, and all we need are some brutal strict constructionists on the Court to start getting back to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:01 PM (hYcqw)

804 Looks like the trollbot is stuck on the 'cuck' word. Somebody kick the server pronto!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 08:02 PM (eMKNe)

805 ... Don't know which Honda it was, but in the mid-seventies they had a bike that went from half throttle to "oh shit" in about an eighth turn...brother in law discovered this on a gravel road, spent two days digging rocks outa his thigh and shoulder, lol. Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 30, 2018 12:55 AM (/iUqk) Sounds like the '74 Elsinore 250. Brown tint to the coating on the engine, clear satin finish on the steel gas tank. Throttle more "on/off" switch than anything else. That was Honda's entry into the two stroke world, too. Everything they'd sold in the U.S. till then, was an Otto Cycle engine. Elsinores won a LOT of races. With damn few of those in the "rookie" classes. Bike I miss the most from that era? Hodaka Ace 100. I'd really like to have another one, now. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 08:02 PM (QzJWU)

806 422 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-item-8_29.html?m=0
You'll know this is true if she doesn't run for President. She sure as hell wants too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:02 PM (vte2x)

807 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (V7TpF) ------ If this guy were ice cream, he'd be pralines and dick.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 08:02 PM (UiRxW)

808 Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (V7TpF) -------- You're phoning it in, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (hq7zy)

809 Very cool pic, SFW: https://tinyurl.com/ydfdbyty

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (UFLLM)

810 I just got back from doing something I haven't done in years. I had a bachelor night and I hung out with some friends. We went to a C&W dance club. Of course all the girls were younger, so I waded in like I was still 29. After quite a bit of Bourbon & Water, I danced every one of their young triggered asses into the ground. Of course, I need Oxygen, Water and an IV. But had a great time. You are never too old to rock peoples worlds and have a blast. Rock & Roll Never Forgets. Or George Strait. That is all. I'm going to IHOP now. Pray for me.

Posted by: barackOrama at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (Y9uH4)

811 And the whistle is screaming "Terrapin"....

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (RuIsu)

812 > 33 state governorships, 31 state houses, and 36 state senates. For those keeping score at home, calling an Article V Constitutional Convention requires...34. One more governorship and three more state houses, and it's doable. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 30, 2018 01:00 AM (GXOTw) Alaska has an Independent Governor, and three or so State Houses are only a few seats away from GOP control. With a little coercion, it might be doable now.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (tA/XW)

813 757 rhomboid, you know that Mueller's trying to get both Papa and Flynn  sentenced right before the November election. It couldn't be more obvious.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (jK8Z7)

814 Don't Republicans currently hold two statewide offices in Washington? It's not much (and they're probably RINOs), but still more than Oregon, California or Hawaii. We, like Oregon and Cal. have the rural/semi rural areas and the Socialists have the Urban areas, we just get killed on state wide stuff.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:03 PM (/iUqk)

815 What? NO! he's gonna sell you a bunch of seeds & stem!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 12:56 AM (7KYil)


To be honest, it's what he has left after he bought a baggie of "enriched" oregano . . . and stripped out the oregano to sell the dross that made it smell like pot.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (2K6fY)

816 My dad once told me, if a blog is worth trolling, it's worth trolling we'll.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (hq7zy)

817 Ya know, in the war, when women could not get silk stockings, they would draw lines on the back of their legs to make it look like they were wearing stockings. Posted by: platypus, --------------- Well, a tattoo is the obvious answer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Every girl's crazy 'bout a Sharpie pen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

818 Not surprising Mattis is on outs with Trump. Mattis is real deal, Trump is 4-star cuck.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (V7TpF)

819 Stupid sock. Jak Sucio danced his ass off tonight.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (Y9uH4)

820 My friend's Dad had the Enduro 360, one giant piston doin' it's thing. Posted by: ro-man at June 30, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu) KTM has a pair of single-cylinder 390s, a naked and a sport. I think they weigh about twelve pounds together. I am not really interested in riding either, to be honest.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:04 PM (y87Qq)

821 Or well. Whatevz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 08:05 PM (hq7zy)

822 so for the record, I will not be leaving any space on my schedule for fucking while running. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1) I've been working on what it means, though my brain is at low ebb. It means bcz I am running, no one can fvck me. How that makes any sense in the context of usage, I know not, b/c it makes no sense. Hey, I'm gonna check urban dictionary! That's the ticket.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:05 PM (EeHjs)

823 Most of us are old, and secure in our relationships. Imagine what it must be like, being 18 years old, sitting at home alone on Friday night, posting troll comments to the HQ for 0.8 cents each. I do feel sorry for it. . . . Nah, I'm totally shitting you. Laughing my ass off, here.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 08:05 PM (JGBbg)

824 782 Can I buy some pot from you?
Posted by: Larry Kroger) at June 30, 2018 12:54 AM (hq7zy)

What? NO! he's gonna sell you a bunch of seeds & stem!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 12:56 AM (7KYil)


Total ditch weed, dude.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 08:05 PM (FTXAT)

825 And by old, I mean 29, of course.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 08:06 PM (JGBbg)

826 I read the NATO/Germany troop discussion as having far more to do with Germany than with Russia. That force, while large enough to be seriously expensive to maintain and hugely disruptive to remove, would be unable to stem a Russian tide. It is there to tactically maneuver until they can be reinforced and, in a worst case, nuke the reds. The survival of Germany was never assured against a Russian invasion, and Russia herself has never been directly threatened by that force - it is a deterrent, not an invasion force. If we have another means of deterrence (missiles in Eastern Europe, something else, whatever) that is effective, then the army we keep in Germany is a bargaining chip with the Germans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:06 PM (hYcqw)

827 mikeski, I think this guy is a trainee. He gets 4 cents per comment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 08:06 PM (eMKNe)

828 659 Soccer also has cannibalism. Posted by: ro-man at June 30, 2018 12:20 AM (RuIsu) Where the hell have I been!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 29, 2018 08:07 PM (2CQCl)

829 795 Seems someone at DOD has leaked that costs of maintaining US forces in Germany are being studied - implication of course that alternatives are being considered. Isn't Poland all "move here! move here!"? fuck germany. move it all to poland.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:07 PM (7KYil)

830 "Most of us are old" Confused seniors cheering on confused senior, truth revealed.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:07 PM (V7TpF)

831 H1B trolls. You have to lower your expectations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 08:07 PM (hq7zy)

832 818 Not surprising Mattis is on outs with Trump. Mattis is real deal, Trump is 4-star cuck. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30 +++++++++++++++++++++++++ I got a real deal for you. Slide on down to Texas. You won't walk for a week. Promise.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:07 PM (Y9uH4)

833 I've been working on what it means, though my brain is at low ebb. It means bcz I am running, no one can fvck me. How that makes any sense in the context of usage, I know not, b/c it makes no sense. Hey, I'm gonna check urban dictionary! That's the ticket. Posted by: platypus, gg channel Oh my Dear. LOL. What a week. TCN and PGG both saying 'fuck' multiple times... strangely erotic, yet comforting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:08 PM (UFLLM)

834 > Alaska has an Independent Governor Walker would never agree... he's really a Dem in Independent clothing. He'll be gone soon, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 08:08 PM (GXOTw)

835 It means bcz I am running, no one can fvck me.

With teledildonics, now they can!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:08 PM (IcT7t)

836 So I had a momentary existential crisis just now. I said a Hail Mary, and Our Lady said, "lighten up."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 08:09 PM (4Zb3t)

837 Holy cats, I think it's trying to communicate! It quoted me! Anyone have any idea what it's trying to say?

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 08:09 PM (JGBbg)

838 This troll seems to have some inside information. Inside its anus, but inside.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:09 PM (vte2x)

839 ...I don't like it. Far too much can go wrong with a new convention, and we still have a lot to lose. I also don't think we need one. The constitution we have is pretty damn good, and all we need are some brutal strict constructionists on the Court to start getting back to it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (hYcqw) Not much can go wrong in an Article V Convention. (note, I'm not saying *nothing* can go wrong....just, not MUCH) The State Resolutions which call the Convention have to be all nearly identical, and they define the scope, topics, Articles, Sections and Amendments to be undertaken in discussion, discourse and vote. So, if say, the Second Amendment is not a part of the various State Resolutions, it CAN NOT then become a part of the Article V Convention. Period. Full Stop. End. Pretty hard for things to get out of control, if they're not inclusive to the State Resolutions to begin with. An Article V Convention, as called by the States, is not the same as Constitutional Convention, if called by the Congress. The former, is limited by the States' Resolutions. The latter is wide open clusterfuck on the half-shell, in every respect. Choose, wisely. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 08:09 PM (QzJWU)

840 > 33 state governorships, 31 state houses, and 36 state senates.

For those keeping score at home, calling an Article V Constitutional Convention requires...34.

One more governorship and three more state houses, and it's doable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 30, 2018 01:00 AM (GXOTw)

Alaska has an Independent Governor, and three or so State Houses are only a few seats away from GOP control. With a little coercion, it might be doable now.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:03 AM (tA/XW)


Heck no! RINOs and Dems get a say in them thar conventions too. A Convention of States will only end with us having fewer rights than we do now and we will STILL have a government that ignores those few rights we will have left.



We have a perfectly good Constitution... we need to elect politicians who will enforce it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (FTXAT)

841 Caesar, Papa - meh, whatever - my interest is the Flynn case (or should it be "case"). Unless there's been a massive amount of uncoordinated yet parallel misinformation, that "case" seems to have, well, issues. Meadows' intriguing comment last week about "more" evidence of 302 tampering just adds to the pile of stuff that make one wonder about all this. And whatever came of the judge's order that the prosecution provide Flynn's team with all info it had? Do we know if that produced anything? I'm baffled that "sentencing" is still in the picture for Flynn. Barring unforeseen multiple black swan reversals of current fortune, I don't think any Mueller news this fall will help the Dems - and I would think there'd be a fair amount of courthouse news, but of the sort that further devastates them (Huber arrives).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

842 Anyone have any idea what it's trying to say? "Kill Me! KILL ME!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (UFLLM)

843 I see the leftist pussies show up after midnight. Can't you get dates?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (Y9uH4)

844 > I don't like it. Far too much can go wrong with a new convention, and we still have a lot to lose. I also don't think we need one. I agree, but would not be averse to using a threatened Article V convention as a club to get some needed amendments through the U.S. Congress. Such as a balanced budget amendment, and one that explicitly limits the Commerce Clause to things that have actually entered interstate commerce.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (GXOTw)

845 missiles in Eastern Europe, something else, whatever ------ This. we need to revisit this - pull missiles from Turkey, Italy, put them in Hungary. Pull 'em from Germany, Holland, Belgium, put 'em in Poland and Czech. SCOAMF fucked all of that up, but there's no reason TGE can't try and go back to the well...

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (UiRxW)

846 Anyone have any idea what it's trying to say?


I'm not sure, but a careful parsing of its posts yields the phrase, "Drink more Ovaltine!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:10 PM (IcT7t)

847 820 My friend's Dad had the Enduro 360, one giant piston doin' it's thing. Posted by: ro-man at June 30, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu) KTM has a pair of single-cylinder 390s, a naked and a sport. I think they weigh about twelve pounds together. I am not really interested in riding either, to be honest. IIRC the 360 Enduro had a compression release, so if it kicked back you wouldn't end up with a calf bruise the size of a dinner plate...never had the stones to ride one.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:11 PM (/iUqk)

848 So Grampa golfing again this weekend?

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:12 PM (V7TpF)

849 734 Troll is too lame to be a first-language-english human. Is it a bot (perhaps RUSSIAN!!!!) or perhaps a third-worlder desperately trying to earn enough to feed his family? Posted by: irright
Those Bangladeshi Help desks Verizon uses are branching out?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:12 PM (vte2x)

850
Not much can go wrong in an Article V Convention. (note, I'm not saying *nothing* can go wrong....just, not MUCH)

The State Resolutions which call the Convention have to be all nearly identical, and they define the scope, topics, Articles, Sections and Amendments to be undertaken in discussion, discourse and vote.

So, if say, the Second Amendment is not a part of the various State Resolutions, it CAN NOT then become a part of the Article V Convention.

Period. Full Stop. End.

Pretty hard for things to get out of control, if they're not inclusive to the State Resolutions to begin with.

An Article V Convention, as called by the States, is not the same as Constitutional Convention, if called by the Congress.

The former, is limited by the States' Resolutions. The latter is wide open clusterfuck on the half-shell, in every respect.

Choose, wisely.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)


The Convention that gave us the Constitution was also supposed to be limited. AND we don't have politicians the same caliber what met then.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 08:12 PM (FTXAT)

851 I'm not sure, but a careful parsing of its posts yields the phrase, "Drink more Ovaltine!" Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:10 AM (IcT7t) ------- According to my decoder ring, it says, "Sip More Dick."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2018 08:12 PM (hq7zy)

852 Fucking while running? Only when the husband comes home early.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 29, 2018 08:13 PM (2CQCl)

853 > So Grampa golfing again this weekend? Why, do you still want to suck his dick? I think your mom and sister got there first.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 29, 2018 08:13 PM (GXOTw)

854 811, Dead and Company played old Pigpen Mr, Charlie song for first time tonight. They are in 'Space" now on the webcast.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:13 PM (PUmDY)

855 I don't like it. Far too much can go wrong with a new convention, and we still have a lot to lose. I also don't think we need one. The constitution we have is pretty damn good, and all we need are some brutal strict constructionists on the Court to start getting back to it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (hYcqw) Yes, Joe. The convention will just make things 100 times worse. We just need to get back to the constitution and balance of power of 3 branches and stop the dicking around. No more Obamas. No more Establishment. No more gang of 8. Enforce our existing laws. So much went off the rails. People on our side need to be more involved though. We let illegal immigration get to this point. Me included. We weren't victims; we sat too much on the sidelines. Not all, but a lot of us. They are the future/present dems, we don't stop thst ASAP, we are screwed. JMO

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:14 PM (EeHjs)

856 I see the leftist pussies show up after midnight. Can't you get dates? Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 01:10 AM (Y9uH4) +++++++++++ Oh, sure they can. But the dates have to be home by 11:00 or their parents get mad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:14 PM (hYcqw)

857 Ovaltine? Elderly folks reminisce about old products. Much like elderly Trump reminisces about US of youth.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:14 PM (V7TpF)

858 (82 I think the movie was called "Alive" or some such. Think Donner Party in shorts and cleats.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 08:14 PM (RuIsu)

859 The shittiest trolls are the ones who don't even respond, even occasionally, to the ripostes of the Horde. Amateurs.

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 08:15 PM (UiRxW)

860 "With teledildonics, now they can!" -Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:08 AM (IcT7t) That's high-quality "callback".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

861 Maybe the troll will #walkaway. Once it's old enough to walk.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 08:16 PM (JGBbg)

862 All I'm gonna say, reading through this bull mess, is that if you wanna troll the horde, you better come correct.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 08:17 PM (4Zb3t)

863 ...797 (762) My friend's Dad had the Enduro 360, one giant piston doin' it's thing. Had a big dirt knobby on the back, worthless on the street. Lean just a bit and it would get real squirmy. Nothing like my RD with Michelins. I can still hear the fins ringing on the 360. Posted by: ro-man at June 30, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu) The 360 Enduro followed the 350 Big Bear by a year or three, IIRC. You're entirely correct that the 360 Enduro was a one-lunger. And I'm likewise correct that the Big Bear was a Twin. At least the 360 Enduro worked okay on the dirt, as the Big Bear sucked in the dirt, and was marginal on the street, too. We DO all remember how utterly vile the "Dual Purpose" knobbies of the '70s were though? How ANY of us survived riding with the equipment of the era, is still amazing. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 08:17 PM (QzJWU)

864 rhomboid, I agree with everything you just said. There are a lot more wild cards out there, like the ongoing leak investigations of which Senate Judiciary was just the first (StealthJeff posted on this within the last couple of days). I would not be surprised to see Mueller go after Trump's tax returns. Things are going to escalate in the run-up to November.
I knew Flynn years ago. The guys in the Ranger Batt loved him, as an MI weenie who would get out of the TOC once in a while. We know about 1 percent of what's going on.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2018 08:17 PM (jK8Z7)

865 When Grampa gets tired of walking, he can ride in the golf cart. Oh, wait, he rides in the golf cart the whole time.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:17 PM (V7TpF)

866 Cicero, dude, you need a new ring... I think you are a whole box of one time pads off...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:17 PM (UFLLM)

867 I think it needs to change up its form.  It is still the noun-verb-noun. and then something to explain it.

This is an ok sort of technical writing style, but for trollassery it is seriously lame.

Now, I do give points for short punchy statements, but he needs either better terms to develop his thesis, or just go and use more words and expand it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 08:18 PM (2K6fY)

868 840 We have a perfectly good Constitution... we need to elect politicians who will enforce it. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 30, 2018 01:10 AM (FTXAT) read levin's the liberty amendments. some excellent adjustments to fix shit, prevent the shenanigans the last 100 years have seen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:18 PM (7KYil)

869 It is crazy no one knows about the more than doubling of the standard deduction. At closings, I always point out the itemized ones, but unless they have a really large mtg, I just tell them to take the standard.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:18 PM (PUmDY)

870 *meh* The troll is cracking some people up being a disheveled mess. Humor is highly subjective. I'll let it stand. *raps gavel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

871 According to his website James is running as a conservative R. He's a West Point grad.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 29, 2018 08:19 PM (sycC0)

872 It means bcz I am running, no one can fvck me. Oh do we have a story for you!

Posted by: Girlz that wot have to race with pre-op trannies at State track meets ... at June 29, 2018 08:19 PM (AoK0a)

873 You're doing it wrong. You pick a statement, repeat it ad nauseum, to any and all responses, sometimes add "but Trump!". Accept any and all advice from the horde, like tips on decorating ones basement abode...

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:20 PM (/iUqk)

874 Wow. All they can resort to is dick sucking? You can tell that they are in the last throes of denial. We. Will. Swamp. You. You can't do a thing about it. So impotent. Don't worry, it's just the normal noises in here.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:20 PM (Y9uH4)

875 I'm not a troll but I smell one. Like a diaper pail... They smell shitty and the smell lingers.

Posted by: Usntakim at June 29, 2018 08:20 PM (0OmEj)

876 Sup y'all.

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2018 08:20 PM (HayJi)

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857 Ovaltine? Elderly folks reminisce about old products. Much like elderly Trump reminisces about US of youth.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:14 AM (V7TpF)

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Are you in need of assistance?  You seem to be in a bad situation. I would be happy to send you a few dollars if that would get you to a better place. I want to be of help, and you certainly sound like you need it.



Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 08:20 PM (RVcmP)

878 Hello there, SMH.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (y87Qq)

879 We DO all remember how utterly vile the "Dual Purpose" knobbies of the '70s were though? I LOVED those!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

880 843 I see the leftist pussies show up after midnight. Can't you get dates? Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 01:10 AM (Y9uH4) that's why it's here trolling. it's trying to earn money to buy one. if it's pay is performance based, it's looking at a half assed blowjob from a toothless, crack addict 70 year old hooker.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (7KYil)

881 865 When Grampa gets tired of walking, he can ride in the golf cart. Oh, wait, he rides in the golf cart the whole time. Dude, that's weak. You need something smarter and wittier, like: "Grampa is so old he can only bang his smoking hot East European Supermodel wife 5 times a day without Viagra!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (UFLLM)

882 Sup y'all.


Just battin' a troll around for fun.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (IcT7t)

883 I looked up "Fvck me running" at Urban Dictionary, and this is what it says: interjection To express extreme exasperation, shock, or dismay. A magnification of fuck me. Metaphoric exaggeration of being fucked while trying to run. Example: They shut the water off?! Fuck me runnin'...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:21 PM (EeHjs)

884 "Read Levin's 'The Liberty Amendments'. some excellent adjustments to fix shit, prevent the shenanigans the last 100 years have seen. -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 01:18 AM (7KYil) I'm going to agree. ...and X gets the square.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

885 Accept any and all advice from the horde, like tips on decorating ones basement abode... Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 30, 2018 01:20 AM (/iUqk) +++++++++ Speaking of which, does anyone know where I can get corpses and shelving? My local AoSHQ discounter closed :-(

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:22 PM (hYcqw)

886 854 811, Dead and Company played old Pigpen Mr, Charlie song for first time tonight. They are in 'Space" now on the webcast.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 01:13 AM (PUmDY)


Do you think that's a shotgun troll?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2018 08:22 PM (jK8Z7)

887 much can go wrong with a new convention, and we still have a lot to lose. I also don't think we need one. The constitution we have is pretty damn good, and all we need are some brutal strict constructionists on the Court to start getting back to it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (hYcqw) Yes, Joe. The convention will just make things 100 times worse. We just need to get back to the constitution and balance of power of 3 branches and stop the dicking around. No more Obamas. No more Establishment. No more gang of 8. Enforce our existing laws. So much went off the rails. People on our side need to be more involved though. We let illegal immigration get to this point. Me included. We weren't victims; we sat too much on the sidelines. Not all, but a lot of us. They are the future/present dems, we don't stop thst ASAP, we are screwed. JMO Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June you are writing way too many things I agree with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

888 interjection Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 01:21 AM (EeHjs) Is that the part of speech or definition 1?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:23 PM (y87Qq)

889 The troll is reaching for something.  Maybe it will find that job in street sweeping it has been applying for.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 08:23 PM (2K6fY)

890 New Speedway out of space.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:23 PM (PUmDY)

891 Do you think that's a shotgun troll?

Wait, does that mean it's bent over and only posts when someone fires off a round in its...

You know what, forget I said anything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:23 PM (IcT7t)

892 *eyes troll* Pfft.

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2018 08:24 PM (HayJi)

893 interjection... Is that the part of speech or definition 1? It's what happens at orgasm...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:24 PM (UFLLM)

894 I laugh at these turds. I mean, at least bring some kind of reasoned argument. They can't even do that. It's just drivel. Anyhoo, I'm off to get steak and eggs. I'll check in when I get back and see what random acts of faggotry the trolls have responded with.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:24 PM (Y9uH4)

895 nterjection Alleluia, Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!

Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:25 PM (AoK0a)

896 The troll is reaching for something. Maybe it will find that job in street sweeping it has been applying for.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2018 01:23 AM (2K6fY)
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how about having him ride a pogo stick in a mine field?

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 08:25 PM (xsabZ)

897 whew...

i thought this thread would *never* slow down.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 08:25 PM (xsabZ)

898 SMH!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (7KYil)

899 (847) Yeah, the extra little lever past the front brake. I rode it once, maybe. Never started it cold. I bought something with an additional piston, a 75 RD350, the tires on that thing should have come with a free casket, or at least some crutches.

Posted by: ro-man at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (RuIsu)

900 SM_H.... Troll, Idiot. Range, 4184, Azimuth, 180, Due South. Hostile. A.P. Loaded. Engage. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (QzJWU)

901 Speaking of which, does anyone know where I can get corpses and shelving? My local AoSHQ discounter closed :-( I got 40 linier feet of shelving from Toys used to be Us, the corpses, you're on your own.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (/iUqk)

902 Fucking while running? Only when the husband comes home early. Posted by: The Paolo at June 30, 2018 01:13 AM (2CQCl) I saw something like that happen in a wolf pack, it was awful. Girl,p wolf went and hooked up with male wolf, father caught sight and came running with brothers, and the mating wolves couldn't de couple. It was awful, then she got in trouble. Poor thing.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (EeHjs)

903 Howdy, SMH. Hope things continue on their merry way for you, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (Ckg4U)

904 how about having him ride a pogo stick in a mine field? --- LOL

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (HayJi)

905 For no reason I can identify, the troll reminds me of the monkey-thing that rides in Speed Racer's trunk... "Yes! Grampa will fail! Ha Ha!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:26 PM (UFLLM)

906 Confused senior citizens are angry. Rambling about Ovaltine, or spouting obscenities. Early throes of dementia. Maybe your children will take care of you.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:27 PM (V7TpF)

907 Ovaltine? Elderly folks reminisce about old products. Much like elderly Trump reminisces about US of youth. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:14 AM (V7TpF) Wow. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard a Troll say, really how little effort he puts into trolling. If he had spent any time on the blog before tonight, he'd clearly know that the phrase "Drink more Ovaltine" is an inside joke here.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:27 PM (tA/XW)

908 i thought this thread would *never* slow down. Posted by: redc1c4 And it was ... life in the slow lane ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:27 PM (AoK0a)

909 does anyone know where I can get corpses WHAT?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:27 PM (EeHjs)

910 This troll could use some lessons. Like just post some unverifiable BS about Trump and don't post again. Just sit back and furiously masturbate at the responses. Not that I would know anything about that.

Posted by: Will Bynn at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (vte2x)

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906 Confused senior citizens are angry. Rambling about Ovaltine, or spouting obscenities. Early throes of dementia. Maybe your children will take care of you.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:27 AM (V7TpF)

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It's official.  I'm in love with our troll.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (RVcmP)

912 Yo! Hows many use lookin for? Specials, or first available?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits Knows a Guy Who Knows a Guy at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (UFLLM)

913 Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:27 AM (tA/XW)

Also wins the prize for Most Effort/Least Result in a Screen Name.

Posted by: Mega at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (rv0Fo)

914 I HATE soccer - fair and savagery I played it in highschool for two years - but that Pele quote is GOATish.

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (IYHxL)

915 906 Confused senior citizens are angry. Rambling about Ovaltine, or spouting obscenities. Early throes of dementia. Maybe your children will take care of you. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Dude, come to IHOP and get some steak & eggs with me. We can work out your Daddy issues over coffee. It'll be OK.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:29 PM (Y9uH4)

916 You want corpses? I can get you corpses. we'll talk price later. First toe is free, by-the-by.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)

917 This troll is obviously not a moron.

Posted by: Usntakim at June 29, 2018 08:30 PM (0OmEj)

918 Jim, I like the pogo stick in a minefield idea. Plus, it's not worth wasting ordnance on. Doing good Slap. Hot as heck, but other than that... About to turn in and suck up some a/c.

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2018 08:31 PM (HayJi)

919 I saw something like that happen in a wolf pack, it was awful. Girl,p wolf went and hooked up with male wolf, father caught sight and came running with brothers, and the mating wolves couldn't de couple. It was awful, then she got in trouble. Poor thing.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 01:26 AM (EeHjs)


Nobody had a pot of cold water to throw on them?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2018 08:31 PM (jK8Z7)

920 you are writing way too many things I agree with. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 01:23 AM (MTjB1) It's not exactly a black swan moment. Maybe a black duck moment. Did ya see I got the urban dictionary definition for fvck me running. It still doesn't make much sense.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:31 PM (EeHjs)

921 Confused senior citizens are angry. Rambling about Ovaltine, or spouting obscenities. Early throes of dementia. Maybe your children will take care of you. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:27 AM (V7TpF) ++++++++ Joke's on you. No one here is a day over 29. On the 30th birthday, our hand jewel starts glowing and we can never return or we're sent to Carousel. Mine will glow soon. I have come to terms with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:32 PM (hYcqw)

922 Dude, come to IHOP and get some steak & eggs with me. We can work out your Daddy issues over coffee. It'll be OK. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 01:29 AM (Y9uH4) The local IHOP here changed their sign and it's kind of weirding me out a little. https://stoatnet.org/ihop.png The crunchy pancakes are good though.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)

923 ------------------It's official. I'm in love with our troll.


You may consummate your love at the nearest glory hole.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:32 PM (IcT7t)

924 ..."Hot as heck, but other than that..." Because of course you are.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:32 PM (Ckg4U)

925 Ovaltine and vodka is an interesting idea. Or a disgusting one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:32 PM (vte2x)

926 All the scam companies that prey on seniors are repulsive.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:33 PM (PUmDY)

927 Rambling about Ovaltine, or spouting obscenities. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:27 AM (V7TpF) A troll chastising the Horde for being obscene?!? That's a first.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:33 PM (tA/XW)

928 I just think he has some latent anger issues that the WON could never rectify. He feels the need to lash out at us Normals because he has some issues that need professional counseling. Some people can't handle real Hope & Change.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:33 PM (Y9uH4)

929 923 ------------------It's official. I'm in love with our troll. You may consummate your love at the nearest glory hole. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:32 AM (IcT7t) why are you encouraging him to cheat on his fapping sock like that???

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:33 PM (7KYil)

930 Did ya see I got the urban dictionary definition for fvck me running. It still doesn't make much sense. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 01:31 AM (EeHjs) +++++++++ It's just an exclamation, nothing more. See also: - Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - Slap my ass and call me Charlie. - Etc. None of those make a damn bit of sense, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:34 PM (hYcqw)

931 Elderly person needs companionship at IHOP, notify medical personnel.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:34 PM (V7TpF)

932 why are you encouraging him to cheat on his fapping sock like that???


He has to do laundry sometime.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:35 PM (IcT7t)

933 Slapweasel, about that toe . . .


https://youtu.be/1rUvww2YKNo

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2018 08:35 PM (2K6fY)

934 927 A troll chastising the Horde for being obscene?!? That's a first. Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:33 AM (tA/XW) not to mention this ont is downright chaste

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:35 PM (7KYil)

935 Mine will glow soon. I have come to terms with it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I will send you off to the Elders and join you soon after.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:35 PM (Y9uH4)

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Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:27 AM (V7TpF)

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It's not Ovaltine, stupid troll. It's Roundtine. ROUNDTINE!!


Posted by: Kenny Bania at June 29, 2018 08:35 PM (RVcmP)

937 Obscenities here? I'm shocked. o__O. This is the face.

Posted by: Usntakim at June 29, 2018 08:36 PM (0OmEj)

938 Before I leave, some advice, troll. Find another line of work. You suck at trolling. Aloha y'all.

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2018 08:36 PM (HayJi)

939 Nobody had a pot of cold water to throw on them? Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 30, 2018 01:31 AM (jK8Z7) Well, not the Filmographer I guess. It was deep snow too. I had no idea wolf dads were this possessive. She was obviously in heat. Other animals don't do this, at least on specials I've seen. It was pretty brutal. Kinda wonder if wolf Paolo ran off with a broken little paolo.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:36 PM (EeHjs)

940 Mine will glow soon. I have come to terms with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I will send you off to the Elders and join you soon after.



Are you seeking... sanctuary?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:36 PM (IcT7t)

941 926 All the scam companies that prey on seniors are repulsive. When visiting my sainted 87 yr. young mother, I answer the phone, say I represent her, and where did they get her medical info? A lot of hang ups at that point.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:36 PM (/iUqk)

942 Elderly person needs companionship at IHOP, notify medical personnel. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ See you can't even be honest regarding a legitimate offer for the help you so desperately seek. I'm here for you BernieBro.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (Y9uH4)

943 Black Peter now. I bought a lot Black Peter Matters shirt. Apparently not very funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

944 At least the age jokes have taken its mind off its miserable politics. That's my good deed for the day, then.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (JGBbg)

945 Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 01:35 AM (Y9uH4)

Larry Elder ain't fallin' for no banana in the tail pipe!

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (IYHxL)

946 Night Miss  Mrs SMH!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (IcT7t)

947 932 He has to do laundry sometime. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:35 AM (IcT7t) ok, you have a point, but a glory hole? a ficus is a MUCH safer option.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (7KYil)

948 Maybe the troll is a young kid trying to get the hang of trolling. He seems awfully sweet. I mean, Ovaltine?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:37 PM (EeHjs)

949 930 Did ya see I got the urban dictionary definition for fvck me running. It still doesn't make much sense. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 01:31 AM (EeHjs) +++++++++ It's just an exclamation, nothing more. See also: - Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - Slap my ass and call me Charlie. - Etc. None of those make a damn bit of sense, either. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Pittsburgh Penguins long time play by play guy, Mike Lange, uses those all the times. "Scratch my back with a hacksaw" "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too", etc.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:38 PM (vte2x)

950 Snoozerville O'clock here, too, y'all. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 08:38 PM (QzJWU)

951 I will send you off to the Elders and join you soon after. Are you seeking... sanctuary? Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 +++++++++++++++++++++++ Only when it's time. Then I plan on making sure Sanctuary is filled to the brim before I retire.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:38 PM (Y9uH4)

952 Rhomboid, in case you're not watching the earlier open thread anymore, I posted an answer to your question about the new CA union law over there. Comment 938, I think.

Posted by: Alex at June 29, 2018 08:38 PM (7Yy8M)

953 G'Night, SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:38 PM (Ckg4U)

954 ok, you have a point, but a glory hole? a ficus is a MUCH safer option.

There's a reason it's called WHORE-ticulture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (IcT7t)

955 Grampa Trump eases into retirement by playing golf while being cucked on world stage.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (V7TpF)

956 Nite Jim

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (/iUqk)

957 942 Elderly person needs companionship at IHOP, notify medical personnel. It's now IHOB. What a stupid name change. People will still call it IHOP.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (EeHjs)

958 G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) [b]T[/b] Now With 12% More Elite at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (Ckg4U)

959 ok, you have a point, but a glory hole? a ficus is a MUCH safer option. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 01:37 AM (7KYil) ++++++++++++ 1) Locate troll's glory hole 2) Occupy the next booth 3) Don spiked gauntlet 4) #Winning

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (hYcqw)

960 nite smh!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:39 PM (7KYil)

961 Yeah, same. I should go to bed or something. Eh, in a bit. The dealership opens at 10am, so I'll go down there and buy a new motorcycle off the lot. By writing a check for the full amount. With my old people money.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)

962 Grampa Trump eases into retirement by playing golf while being cucked on world stage. Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:39 AM (V7TpF) Why do you want to be a troll? You need to do more with your life.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:40 PM (EeHjs)

963 There's a reason it's called WHORE-ticulture. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:39 AM (IcT7t) ++++++++ As in "You can lead a whore t' culture, but you can't make 'er think?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:40 PM (hYcqw)

964 He has to do laundry sometime. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned
Thankfully it lives in a van down by the river so washing its lone pair of sweats should be no problem.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:40 PM (vte2x)

965 Bananasplitsguy is that you?

Posted by: Usntakim at June 29, 2018 08:41 PM (0OmEj)

966 Yeah, same. I should go to bed or something. Eh, in a bit. The dealership opens at 10am, so I'll go down there and buy a new motorcycle off the lot. By writing a check for the full amount. With my old people money. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 01:40 AM (y87Qq) Helmet too, k?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:41 PM (EeHjs)

967 nite jim!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:41 PM (7KYil)

968 -
--
Grampa Trump eases into retirement by playing golf while being cucked on world stage.
Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 30, 2018 01:39 AM
-------------------

Enough with the foreplay. Twist my nipples!


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 08:42 PM (RVcmP)

969 but would not be averse to using a threatened Article V convention as a club to get some needed amendments through the U.S. Congress. There's a lot of confusion as to what an Article V convention actually does. All it gets to do is propose amendments. They still have to be ratified by 3/4 of the states. An A5 convention is toothless. You could call one, and it could propose 5,000,000 amendments, all of which make Kathy Griffin dictator for life, and if 3/4 of the states don't go for any of them, none of them are worth more than used toilet paper.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 08:42 PM (7v00c)

970 961 Yeah, same. I should go to bed or something. Eh, in a bit. The dealership opens at 10am, so I'll go down there and buy a new motorcycle off the lot. By writing a check for the full amount. With my old people money. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm building a new house down on a glorious lake in the hill country of Texas paid for with old people money. Pity. But I'm still headed out to get steak & eggs.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:43 PM (Y9uH4)

971 None of those make a damn bit of sense, either. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) I agree. But when Y5 asks, he can be like a dog with a bone. So wth...figured I should know. Did'n't help at all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:43 PM (EeHjs)

972 Glory Ficus! Watch out for leaf cuts though... Troll, are you saying POTUS is now starting in pron? AMERICA, FUCK YA!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:43 PM (UFLLM)

973 954 There's a reason it's called WHORE-ticulture. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:39 AM (IcT7t) shhh, don't let publius's ficus hear you. she'll be pissed!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:43 PM (7KYil)

974 Helmet too, k? Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 30, 2018 01:41 AM (EeHjs) https://stoatnet.org/surethingboss.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:44 PM (y87Qq)

975 G'night Horde! See y'all manana....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 08:44 PM (Y9uH4)

976 On a completely unrelated note I cannot wait for Creed 2.

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at June 29, 2018 08:45 PM (IYHxL)

977 968 Enough with the foreplay. Twist my nipples! Posted by: irright at June 30, 2018 01:42 AM (RVcmP) Bwwwwaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:45 PM (7KYil)

978 Do any foodies here put salt on watermelon?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:45 PM (PUmDY)

979 shhh, don't let publius's ficus hear you. she'll be pissed!


Probably the least offensive fluid that plant's had to deal with in a long time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:45 PM (IcT7t)

980 I'm building a new house down on a glorious lake in the hill country of Texas paid for with old people money. Pity. But I'm still headed out to get steak & eggs. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 01:43 AM (Y9uH4) If only we were raking in that sweet sweet 20 rubles a day trolling. :sniffle:

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:46 PM (y87Qq)

981 978 Do any foodies here put salt on watermelon? Yes.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:46 PM (/iUqk)

982 On a completely unrelated note I cannot wait for Creed 2.


Didn't the first band suck enough?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:46 PM (IcT7t)

983 It's not exactly a black swan moment. Maybe a black duck moment. Rabbit Season!!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 29, 2018 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

984 981 978 Do any foodies here put salt on watermelon? Yes. Oh crap, you asked any FOODIES!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:47 PM (/iUqk)

985 978 Do any foodies here put salt on watermelon? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 01:45 AM (PUmDY) my parents put it on cantaloupe.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:47 PM (7KYil)

986 Better than a sharp stick in the eye ... makes lots of sense

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:48 PM (AoK0a)

987 Today at w*rk I determined how long it takes for me to earn 1 cent. It was kind of disappointing.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:48 PM (tA/XW)

988 I put salt in Ovaltine.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:48 PM (y87Qq)

989 haha just kidding, I'm naturally salty as fuuuuuuck

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:49 PM (y87Qq)

990 979 shhh, don't let publius's ficus hear you. she'll be pissed! Probably the least offensive fluid that plant's had to deal with in a long time. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:45 AM (IcT7t) and it doesn't make her leaves look like a jackson pollock painting when the black light is turned on.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:49 PM (7KYil)

991 I can only assume that this comment will be ignored in the race for 1000.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:49 PM (tA/XW)

992 Kelly leaving, Mattis isolated, no one wants to work in administration because it is disorganized s-show, yet elderly are happy because angry Grampa has angry tweet tantrums.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (V7TpF)

993 I put salt in Ovaltine. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 01:48 AM (y87Qq) ++++++++ Add tequila and you can have the world's most revolting margarita.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (hYcqw)

994 my parents put it on cantaloupe. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy cantaloupe wrapped with proscuitto ...

Posted by: Adriane the Foodie Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (AoK0a)

995 Do any foodies here put salt on watermelon? Is that like putting salt up your urethra? Asking for the troll, he's shy...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (UFLLM)

996 982 On a completely unrelated note I cannot wait for Creed 2. Didn't the first band suck enough? Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 01:46 AM (IcT7t) beat me to it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (7KYil)

997 Wouldn't it be a shame if the Troll got comment 1000.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (tA/XW)

998 Not even 2am on the East coast and almost at a 1000 posts?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:50 PM (vte2x)

999 I put salt on apples. It is soooo good.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (EeHjs)

1000 I think it's great, thought it might be potentially red neck.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (PUmDY)

1001 Almost there

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (vte2x)

1002 ADRIANE!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (7KYil)

1003 I can only assume that this comment will be ignored in the race for 1000. Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:49 AM (tA/XW) ++++++++ Please let this comment be ironic magic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

1004 The Convention that gave us the Constitution was also supposed to be limited. AND we don't have politicians the same caliber what met then. And that Constitution didn't go into effect until 9 states ratified it. New Hampshire was the 9th I believe. Then Virginia, New York, I forget who was 12th and finally, Rhode Island. WHAT THE CONVENTION DOES IS MEANINGLESS UNLESS THE SEVERAL STATES RATIFY IT. This isn't that hard.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (7v00c)

1005 I may've gotten it.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (tA/XW)

1006 angry Grampa has angry tweet tantrums. That has De Niro in it? Or is that bad Grampa? I forget...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (UFLLM)

1007 Please let this comment be ironic magic. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2018 01:51 AM (hYcqw) +++++++++ Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 29, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

1008 Blast!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:52 PM (tA/XW)

1009 Heya bebe's !

Posted by: Adriane the Foodie Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:52 PM (AoK0a)

1010 Dammit!! Missed it by 1. Obviously russian collusion!! {kicks dirt, shakes fist at sky} DAMN YOU RUSSIAN BOTS!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 08:52 PM (vte2x)

1011 994 cantaloupe wrapped with proscuitto ... Posted by: Adriane the Foodie Critic ... at June 30, 2018 01:50 AM (AoK0a) oooohhhh, so good!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 08:52 PM (7KYil)

1012 Cosmic Charlie crushes 1k with an on-topic comment, hundreds left homeless

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:53 PM (y87Qq)

1013 1005 I may've gotten it. Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:51 AM (tA/XW) There's a lotion. No guarantees.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 08:53 PM (+lOpA)

1014 beat me to it.


Twisted minds go round the bend together.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 08:53 PM (IcT7t)

1015 In the race to 1000 the only losers are those who tried.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 29, 2018 08:53 PM (/iUqk)

1016 There's a lotion. No guarantees. Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2018 01:53 AM (+lOpA) killin it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:54 PM (y87Qq)

1017 1001 is first place loser.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:54 PM (UFLLM)

1018 To be honest I think soccer fandom is worse than socialism. Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2018 12:05 AM (+lOpA) Now that's just silly, even if just snark. I never played 'organized' football, but I used to play pick-up football. 10 to 20 guys, of all ages, running around having fun. Great exercise. I've been a football fan for over 50 years, since I was a pre-teen before there was even coverage in the newspapers (forget about tv coverage). I love me some football (Go Manchester United!) and religiously watch the World Cup, including qualifiers. Funny that I'm still a rabid anti-communist, though.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2018 08:55 PM (8lsuS)

1019 Cosmic Charlie crushes 1k with an on-topic comment, hundreds left homeless Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 01:53 AM (y87Qq) ++++++++ At my company (software) there is always a flurry of funny bug reports opened right around big numbers. An automatic bug filing bot in our test system got 500,000 and people were *furious.* 1,000,000 was not to be trifled with and the comedians nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 08:55 PM (hYcqw)

1020 I may've gotten it. Posted by: Surfperch at June 30, 2018 01:51 AM (tA/XW) There's a lotion. No guarantees. Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2018 01:53 AM (+lOpA) Thanks, I'll look into it.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 08:55 PM (tA/XW)

1021 Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had gnawed it near, For meat was hard to come by. Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to come by.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 08:55 PM (UFLLM)

1022 "Read Levin's 'The Liberty Amendments'. some excellent adjustments to fix shit, prevent the shenanigans the last 100 years have seen.
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 30, 2018 01:18 AM (7KYil)

I'm going to agree.

...and X gets the square.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T Now With 12% More Elite at June 30, 2018 01:22 AM (Ckg4U)


Nothing needs to be fixed in the Constitution. The language is there to limit our government. They have ignored those limits... as they will ignore any that come out of a States Convention. And what will WE do when THEY do? Send them a sternly worded letter? 




We don't need a better Constitution... we need a better (or at least more fearful of losing their jobs) set of politicians.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 08:55 PM (FTXAT)

1023 I must sleep. If this troll disappears, I will miss it. Goofing on it is just too much fun.


Posted by: irright at June 29, 2018 08:56 PM (RVcmP)

1024 Twisted minds go round the bend together. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned and round the mulberry bush ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 08:56 PM (AoK0a)

1025 It's not exactly a black swan moment. Maybe a black duck moment. Did ya see I got the urban dictionary definition for fvck me running. It still doesn't make much sense. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June did not but thanks for the effort. my interest was over when I learned that it was not an invitation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2018 08:56 PM (MTjB1)

1026 I promised after 1000 I'd go to sleep. Stay safe. Stay sane. Be good to yourself. Drink Cofveve. Peace out.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:56 PM (EeHjs)

1027 no salt: use Tajin instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taj%C3%ADn_%28seasoning%29

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 08:57 PM (xsabZ)

1028 Did I screw up? Don't get numerology here

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2018 08:57 PM (mpXpK)

1030 1024 Twisted minds go round the bend together. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned and round the mulberry bush ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 30, 2018 01:56 AM (AoK0a) be careful to use the right dye, otherwise it burns!!!!

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at June 29, 2018 08:57 PM (7KYil)

1031 did not but thanks for the effort. my interest was over when I learned that it was not an invitation. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 30, 2018 01:56 AM (MTjB1) Ha! Now I even get a laugh to end the night with!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 29, 2018 08:58 PM (EeHjs)

1032 another great term for being hammered?

"legless",,,

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 08:58 PM (xsabZ)

1033 VIC!

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at June 29, 2018 08:58 PM (7KYil)

1034 Troll sat alone on his seat of stone... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 30, 2018 01:55 AM (UFLLM) The audiobook version on Audible is done by Rob Inglis and it's really good. I always used to gloss over the little songs whenever I read it because I can't come up with what it should sound like in my head, but he really nails it. I'm a little curious about whether he came up with the tunes himself or if he had guidance from the family (or Tolkien himself even).

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 08:59 PM (y87Qq)

1035 if I had a hammer ... I'd prolly smash my own thumbnail trying to nail down an idea ... : -((

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 09:00 PM (AoK0a)

1036 damn sock off

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 09:01 PM (7KYil)

1037 US Blues encore , very great lyrics

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:01 PM (PUmDY)

1038 goodnight, platypus.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 09:01 PM (+lOpA)

1039 Strangely attractive... SFW https://tinyurl.com/yb9usfj3

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 09:01 PM (UFLLM)

1040 another great term for being hammered? "legless",,, Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 01:58 AM (xsabZ) "Legless" is an ableist slur!!1/!)

Posted by: Insane SJWs at June 29, 2018 09:01 PM (tA/XW)

1041 Eyes closing, time for bed. Headed to a party called "Wingfest" tomorrow. This will be the first year in ten that I haven't brought wings. ...but I'ma get hella-wasted. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 29, 2018 09:02 PM (Ckg4U)

1042 better link

http://www.tajin.com/

pretty good stuff, all things considered

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:02 PM (xsabZ)

1043 All right you 29 year old maniacs.  THanks for giving me a laugh.  Time to crash.


Me, not the computer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 29, 2018 09:02 PM (IcT7t)

1044 No troll? Suns up in Russia, probably back in his coffin...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 09:02 PM (UFLLM)

1045 'night platypus. Gonna shove off as well. See you guys around.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 09:03 PM (y87Qq)

1046 Participating in my first 1000-post thread was awesome, but it is way later than I thought. I'm a daywalker, so it's off to bed. Have a great night, horde! This has been a great ONT.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2018 09:03 PM (hYcqw)

1047 ok aspirin is wearing off and the migraine is back to an evil elf trying to chisel my eyebal out, from the inside, so time to put the girls to bed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 09:03 PM (7KYil)

1048 Me, not the computer. Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 30, 2018 02:02 AM (IcT7t) ------ Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Tron's Dice at June 29, 2018 09:04 PM (UiRxW)

1049 Grampa already in bed so he can hit the links by noon.

Posted by: Phone call for My Cuckabee at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (V7TpF)

1050 Hey, guess who is at IHOP eating steak and eggs? Troll free.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (n48LP)

1051 Strangely attractive... SFW https://tinyurl.com/yb9usfj3 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 30, 2018 02:01 AM (UFLLM) We need common sense whatever that thing is control!

Posted by: Particularly Clueless Gun Grabbers at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (tA/XW)

1052 hope you feel better soon, bebe's ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (AoK0a)

1053 Well, VT GF Actual says she has a 'nice surprise' for me. Hope it's not an unlubed cucumber. Again. Check 6. No serious, check your 6 and make sure there isn't a crazed Asian chick with a cucumber...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (UFLLM)

1054 I may have missed the troll (working), but it appears he does not know the meaning of 'meme.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:05 PM (jBnNI)

1055 thanks adriane! nite.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (7KYil)

1056 Good night all you beautiful 29 year old morons. sleep well.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (0OmEj)

1057 When you have disposable income, you can do this.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (n48LP)

1058 Man, knock it off with the grandpa shit. I'm like *counts on fingers* thirty eight and a half.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (y87Qq)

1059 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (eMKNe)

1060 G'Night, platypus, hogmartin, Blanco Basura, Joe Mannix and bebe's boobs destroy. *pulls down shade*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (Ckg4U)

1061 "Legless" is an ableist slur!!1/!)

Posted by: Insane SJWs at June 30, 2018 02:01 AM (tA/XW)
---
i'm crippled: go fuck yourself.

true story: was talking to some idiot of a city of Lost Angels employee about a handicapped issue, and refereed to myself as "crippled"...

he automatically went into "you can't use that word..." then hit the brakes.

"ummm, i guess you can, if you're talking about yourself." he lamely finished

no shit, Sherlock.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:06 PM (xsabZ)

1062 Oy ... painting in the morning ... or some other chore ... Good night, all.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (AoK0a)

1063 'Night Platypus, Slap, Blanco and Bebe.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (tA/XW)

1064 You know who else liked to hit the links...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:07 PM (BRvh1)

1065 Check 6. No serious, check your 6 and make sure there isn't a crazed Asian chick with a cucumber... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 30, 2018 02:05 AM (UFLLM) Watch out for your corn-hole man.

Posted by: Lawrence at June 29, 2018 09:08 PM (jBnNI)

1066 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:08 PM (jBnNI)

1067 Is Vic getting an early start on the news?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (vte2x)

1068 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (jBnNI)

1069 I have been known to refer to myself as a "Jerrys kid"... IDGAF I'm a crip too.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (0OmEj)

1070 'Night Hogmartin and Joe Mannix.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (tA/XW)

1071 1058 Man, knock it off with the grandpa shit. I'm like *counts on fingers* thirty eight and a half. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 02:06 AM (y87Qq) In Horde years?!?!?!?! Dude, that's like.... *breaks out abacus* *breaks abacus*... like elleventy billion years old!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1)

1072 1033 hope you feel better soon, bebe's ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 30, 2018 02:05 AM (AoK0a) Yes.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 09:10 PM (+lOpA)

1073 I'm a crip too. blue scarf crip?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 29, 2018 09:10 PM (AoK0a)

1074 Strangely attractive... SFW

https://tinyurl.com/yb9usfj3

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 30, 2018 02:01 AM (UFLLM)
---
where's the sights?

you ain't gonna hit shit without them....


Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:11 PM (xsabZ)

1075 1034 Well, VT GF Actual says she has a 'nice surprise' for me. Hope it's not an unlubed cucumber. Again. Check 6. No serious, check your 6 and make sure there isn't a crazed Asian chick with a cucumber... Posted by: In Vino Veritits
Its either a threesome with a smoking hot red head or your about to be burned at the stake to the Goddess of Light.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2018 09:11 PM (vte2x)

1076 I prefer red. Really blue is good too.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:11 PM (0OmEj)

1077 Goodnight qdpsteve.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 09:12 PM (tA/XW)

1078 Peanut butter on apples was good stuff. On celery, not so much.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

1079 blue scarf crip?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 30, 2018 02:10 AM (AoK0a)
---
blue check crip on Twitter

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:12 PM (xsabZ)

1080 1059 Peanut butter on apples was good stuff. On celery, not so much. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:12 AM (PUmDY) Not much is good on celery that is not good in of itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:13 PM (jBnNI)

1081 When MS-13 start giving their soldiers face tattoos of "Clippy", we'll know shit's about to get real.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:14 PM (BRvh1)

1082 I hate celery very much.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

1083 Anyone notice our post count has been going up the past few nights?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:17 PM (jBnNI)

1084 Way too late for the cookbook, but: Take some Leftover Easter/Christmas ham. Brown it up in a skillet. Pull it out, add some butter and some celery shaved off in a mandoline (or just slice it super thin with a knife, whatever). Build a white sauce over that. Butter, Flour, Milk, 1T:1T:1/2cup ratio. however much you need. Cook some raviolis or tortellinis or whatever the hell stuffed pasta you got sitting around. Mix all that mess up. Fantastic levtover meal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:19 PM (BRvh1)

1085 The first dog pants picture is ludacris.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

1086 1064 Anyone notice our post count has been going up the past few nights? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2018 02:17 AM (jBnNI) I work out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:20 PM (BRvh1)

1087 1066 The first dog pants picture is ludacris. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:19 AM (PUmDY) More like dog hip waders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:20 PM (jBnNI)

1088 1068 1066 The first dog pants picture is ludacris. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:19 AM (PUmDY) More like dog hip waders. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2018 02:20 AM (jBnNI) Working dog vs. Show dog?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:21 PM (BRvh1)

1089 So now that everyone's checking out the blog starts to work. Back to fight again another day.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)

1090 It is a dog in a flood.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:22 PM (PUmDY)

1091 The ablest shit has got to be some of the most ridiculous SJW crap I've heard. Some people are "DIS" abled, it sucks It really does. Life isn't fair and then you die. It's especially rich coming from able-bodied people. I get some people struggle to do everyday things but to see yourself as a victim just makes it worse. I can't see living as a victim.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:22 PM (0OmEj)

1092 1071 It is a dog in a flood. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:22 AM (PUmDY) ... i don't know why, but that sounds like it ought to be the name of a Pink Floyd album...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:23 PM (BRvh1)

1093 looks like I killed another thread. I have that way about me.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (0OmEj)

1094 Big Animals fan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

1095 502 Gossip web site claims that Kamala Harris participated in orgies while dating Willie Brown, and that photos exist. Also, there are pornographic pictures credibly of Obama's mother (his father, Marshall, was a known pornographer), and yet Obama. Hope the photos take. Second look at Maxine? Posted by: Blutarski at June 29, 2018 11:30 PM (+Tibp) Ye gods, I hope not. Do not mention Maxine in the same paragraph as pornography.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

1096 Daughter home safe. Entire trip a success, for her, anyway. She is quite imaginative in regard to souvenirs. She knows I like maps, so she picked up a map of Athens that was distributed by a department store and saved a plastic bag that bore a map of the islands the group visited. I also like games, so she bought a kids' game in which players recreate the Twelve Labors of Hercules. Looks as if the cards are in English and Greek. I'll try to get this on the table soon.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 29, 2018 09:27 PM (a4DII)

1097 Posted by: Weak Geek at June 30, 2018 02:27 AM (a4DII) If your turn comes up and it's the Augean Stables, just pretend you've got an important phone call and walk away from the table...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:29 PM (BRvh1)

1098 1074 looks like I killed another thread. I have that way about me. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 30, 2018 02:25 AM (0OmEj) And Lo, did USNtakim stride across the hordelands, rending low the threads of men...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:32 PM (BRvh1)

1099 It is a dog in a flood. I saw them open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at Red Rocks Amphitheater. Got rained out. Should have expected that.

Posted by: mikeski at June 29, 2018 09:32 PM (JGBbg)

1100 I'm out. good night.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 29, 2018 09:32 PM (0OmEj)

1101 Serious?,why did peanut allergies become a thing fairly recently?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

1102 1081 I'm out. good night. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 30, 2018 02:32 AM (0OmEj) 'night, m8

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:33 PM (BRvh1)

1103 yeah... no sense taking gaming shit seriously.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:33 PM (xsabZ)

1104 Night USNtakim.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (+lOpA)

1105 Night USNtakim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (jBnNI)

1106 1074 looks like I killed another thread. I have that way about me.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 30, 2018 02:25 AM (0OmEj)

And Lo, did USNtakim stride across the hordelands, rending low the threads of men...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2018 02:32 AM (BRvh1)


And then he did salt the earth upon which they declared "First" and laid the barrel low.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (FTXAT)

1107 Got rained out. Should have expected that. Posted by: mikeski at June 30, 2018 02:32 AM (JGBbg) If only Hole had opened, too...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:34 PM (BRvh1)

1108 Jinx.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:35 PM (jBnNI)

1109 Serious?,why did peanut allergies become a thing fairly recently?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:33 AM (PUmDY)


There were peanut allergies back when to... parents just didn't make it the whole world's job to accommodate their little darlings.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 09:36 PM (FTXAT)

1110 Malibu is a very good Hole song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

1111 1091 Malibu is a very good Hole song. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 02:37 AM (PUmDY) Awww, you jerk. Way to take my lame drainage joke and turn it into a true fact about the universe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:39 PM (BRvh1)

1112 I fell asleep for awhile, then woke up. I could hang around here or just go to bed already.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

1113 1094th!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)

1114 My steak & eggs were excellent. It's been a good night.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 09:41 PM (Y9uH4)

1115 1093 I fell asleep for awhile, then woke up. I could hang around here or just go to bed already. Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2018 02:39 AM (sdi6R) You'll go to sleep, sure. And while you lie in your bed dreaming, memes and gaffes and moronerie the likes of which you can't conceive of shall occur outside of your presence. And you'll have to scroll back a bit to see it while waiting for krak to throw up the EMT....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:43 PM (BRvh1)

1116 Now I want country fried steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:45 PM (jBnNI)

1117 1097 Now I want country fried steak. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2018 02:45 AM (jBnNI) Which country?

Posted by: Stadtler. Or Waldorf. Take your pick at June 29, 2018 09:46 PM (BRvh1)

1118 'Murica, of course.

as if anywhere else has the brilliance to devise such a delicacy!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:49 PM (xsabZ)

1119 1072 The ablest shit has got to be some of the most ridiculous SJW crap I've heard. Some people are "DIS" abled, it sucks It really does. Life isn't fair and then you die. It's especially rich coming from able-bodied people. I get some people struggle to do everyday things but to see yourself as a victim just makes it worse. I can't see living as a victim. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 30, 2018 02:22 AM (0OmEj) It's magical thinking, like words can affect reality. Saying "differently abled" instead of "disabled" makes it better somehow.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

1120 Remington

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:49 PM (xsabZ)

1121 missed it by that >.< much

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:50 PM (xsabZ)

1122 Goodnight Horde. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdWyYn0E4Ys

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 09:50 PM (tA/XW)

1123 Have to try out the waffle house near my apartment when I finally finish this shift. That country fried steak is calling to me...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:51 PM (jBnNI)

1124 Is there a race for 1111 now?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 29, 2018 09:51 PM (tA/XW)

1125 true story: was talking to some idiot of a city of Lost Angels employee about a handicapped issue, and refereed to myself as "crippled"... he automatically went into "you can't use that word..." then hit the brakes. "ummm, i guess you can, if you're talking about yourself." he lamely finished One of my best stories. I have a friend who is in a wheelchair (I took up roller blading 30 years ago because I was tired of pushing his ass uphill. "Sorry Andy, I'm on wheels too"). He's got muscular distrophy, so while he has full use of his limbs, he has little strength. He "walks" his wheelchair. Anyhow, one night, we were out drinking and we were going from one bar in Towson to another. We weren't drunk, but we were happy. We stopped to wait for a traffic light, and an older woman (picture a dowager who should have a poodle in her hands), looks at us and says"Young man, you do so well with being physically challenged". Now, I realize she was trying to be nice, but what she was was condescending as hell. Andy looks up at her, smiles his big Andy grin, and says "He'll lady, I'm not physically challenged, I'm a fucking cripple". It's one of the two times in my life I've actually fallen down laughing. The look on her face! I think I wound up spitting out my spleen, I was laughing so hard..

Posted by: Weirddave at June 29, 2018 09:52 PM (7v00c)

1126 Night Surfperch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 29, 2018 09:52 PM (jBnNI)

1127 1104 Have to try out the waffle house near my apartment when I finally finish this shift. That country fried steak is calling to me... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2018 02:51 AM (jBnNI) Whatever you do, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, climb up on the roof and swap the W and the A around... they reeeeeealy hate that. ask me how i know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 09:53 PM (BRvh1)

1128 I wonder what Melissa from Hole is doing now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

1129 yeah... homeboy was all self-righteous.

then i hit him with "i can talk about myself anyway i want to. i'm a crippled old Infantryman and Cav Trooper, and i'll call myself whatever i want..."

i have zero fucks left to give here in #Failifornia.

some chippie tried to give me grief in a local social media platform over using the term "ghetto bird" 6 weeks or so ago.

i explained in excruciating detail why i didn't care about her SJW rant, and she tried to come back with "my grievance is bigger than yours."

i responded "LOL" and i've heard jack and shit since then from her. they don't know what to do when the magic wand doesn't w*rk.

i gives less than a damn anymore. i'm behind enemy lines and the only way to keep the jackals at bay is to be the alpha male of the wolf pack.

they aren't sure how many of us there are, but they know i'm not alone.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 09:57 PM (xsabZ)

1130 @1078 -- Nah, I'll just spill water on that card (if such exists).

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 29, 2018 10:00 PM (a4DII)

1131 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 02:57 AM (xsabZ) If you can't appreciate that 'ghetto bird' is a perfectly efficient phrase for conveying semantic content, then you can go pleasure yourself with a stone rake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:01 PM (BRvh1)

1132 It Only Hurts When I Cry The only time I feel the pain Is in the sunshine or the rain And I don't feel no hurt at all Unless you count when teardrops fall I tell the truth 'cept when I lie And it only hurts me when I cry You couldn't tell it by this smile But my recovery took a while I worked for days and nights on end Just to walk and talk again You can't believe the time it takes To heal a heart once it breaks The only time I feel the pain Is in the sunshine or the rain And I don't feel no hurt at all Unless you count when teardrops fall I tell the truth 'cept when I lie And it only hurts me when I cry Oh maybe every now and then I have a small heartache again You wouldn't know to look at me There's tiny scars that you can't see It was a struggle to survive I'm probably lucky I'm alive The only time I feel the pain Is in the sunshine or the rain And I don't feel no hurt at all Unless you count when teardrops fall I tell the truth 'cept when I lie And it only hurts me when I cry I tell the truth 'cept when I lie This was a collaboration with Roger Miller & Dwight Yoakum. Roger Miller hadn't performed with another artist in 20 years. Dwight talked him into it and they co-wrote this song. It was Roger Millers last #1, as he passed away soon after it was released. If you have never heard this song, check it out.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:02 PM (Y9uH4)

1133 Nah, I'll just spill water on that card (if such exists). Posted by: Weak Geek at June 30, 2018 03:00 AM (a4DII) Say something witty about the Hydra while you flounce out, for extra points!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:02 PM (BRvh1)

1134 If you have never heard this song, check it out. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 03:02 AM (Y9uH4) I've done that song at an open mic once. Good song.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:03 PM (BRvh1)

1135 "Partyup" We don't give a damn We just wanna jam Party up That army bag Such a double drag Party up Party, got to party down, baby Revolutionary rock and roll Goin' uptown, baby How you gonna make me kill somebody I don't even know? They got the draft, uh uh I just laugh Party up Fightin' war Is such a fuckin' bore Party up Party, uh uh, got to party down, babe Ooh, it's all about what's in your mind Goin' uptown, baby I don't wanna die I just wanna have a bloody good time Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Because of their half-baked mistakes We get ice cream, no cake All lies, no truth Is it fair to kill the youth? Party up Got to party up, yeah Got to party up, babe, ooh Got to party up, yeah Got to party up, babe, ooh Got to party up, yeah, ooh ooh Got to party up, babe, ooh Got to party up, yeah Got to party up, babe, ooh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Revolutionary rock and roll Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up Party up Got to party up You're gonna have to fight your own damn war 'Cause we don't wanna fight no more You're gonna have to fight your own damn war 'Cause we don't wanna fight no more You're gonna have to fight your own damn war 'Cause we don't wanna fight no more I said, "We don't wanna fight no more" 'Cause we don't wanna fight no more If you're a Prince fan, this is probably one of the first songs you heard. I saw him in the Ft. Worth Coliseum in 1981 with my roommate in the Air Force. I was the only white boy in the audience. It was from the album Dirty Mind and he rocked that joint.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:06 PM (Y9uH4)

1136 If you can't appreciate that 'ghetto bird' is a perfectly efficient phrase for conveying semantic content, then you can go pleasure yourself with a stone rake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2018 03:01 AM (BRvh1)
---
to be completely honest, i live in a neighborhood where even the smallest, shittiest house is $7 figures, at least on my side of the main drag.

various "celebrities" live in the general area, or frequent it, but we also have prostitutes, drug dealers, petty crime, serious crime, sex trafficking, etc....

someone else called the area a "million dollar ghetto" earlier this week on social media.

all these fucking tourists ruined my native lands when they moved here and voted to make it just like home.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:06 PM (xsabZ)

1137 Not sure what is up, but I am jamming tonight.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:08 PM (Y9uH4)

1138 nanananananananananananaNA NA nanananananananananananaNA NA nanananananananananananaNA NA nanananananaanaNAAAAA NA

Posted by: Every Ramones Song Ever at June 29, 2018 10:08 PM (BRvh1)

1139 Posted by: Every Ramones Song Ever at June 30, 2018 ++++++++++++++++++++++ As long as your sedated.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:09 PM (Y9uH4)

1140 I'm gonna turn myself in to The Barrel......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:10 PM (Y9uH4)

1141 As long as your sedated..... Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 03:09 AM (Y9uH4) ha! I actually had "do you wanna dance" in my head for that.... but yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:11 PM (BRvh1)

1142 Kick Out the Jams
MC5

Kick out the jams motherfuckers !
Yeah! I, I, I, I, I'm gonna
I'm gonna kick 'em out ! Yeah !
Well i feel pretty good
And i guess that i could get crazy now baby
Cause we all got in tune
And when the dressing room got hazy now baby

I know how you want it child
Hot, quick and tight
The girls can't stand it
When you're doin'it right
Let me up on the stand
And let me kick out the jam
Yes, kick out the jams
I want to kick 'em out !

Yes I'm starting to sweat
You know my shirt's all wet
What a feeling
In the sound that abounds
And resounds and rebounds off the ceiling

You gotta have it baby
You can't do without
When you get that feeling
You gotta sock 'em out
Put that mike in my hand
And let me kick out the jam
Yes ! Kick out the jams
I want to kick 'em out
( guitar )

So you got to give it up
You know you can't get enough Miss Mackenzie
Cause it gets in your brain
It drives you insane
With the frenzy

The wigglin guitars girl
The crash of the drums
Make you wanna keep-a-rockin'
Till the morning comes

Let me be who i am
And let me kick out the jam
Yes, kick out the jams
I done kicked em out!!!
Songwriters: DENNIS A. TOMICH,FREDERICK D. SMITH,FREDERICK DEWEY SMITH,MICHAEL DAVIS,MICHAEL H. DAVIS,ROBERT W. DERMINER,WAYNE KRAMER,WAYNE S KRAMER

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:12 PM (xsabZ)

1143 So did our troll get tucked in by momma? Trample the weak, hurdle the trolls.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:12 PM (Y9uH4)

1144 all these fucking tourists ruined my native lands when they moved here and voted to make it just like home. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 03:06 AM (xsabZ) a plague of tourists.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:13 PM (BRvh1)

1145 osted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 +++++++++++++++++++++++ Nice.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9uH4)

1146 I'm 'Enery the Eigth I am 'Enery the Eight I am, I am I got married to the.... actually, you know what. No. I'm not going to subject you to that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is not related to the Tudors at all... but is probably in the Hohenzollern line at June 29, 2018 10:15 PM (BRvh1)

1147 Gotta lot of stuff to do in the A.M. thanks for letting me ramble. Until we meet again.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:15 PM (Y9uH4)

1148 Eigth? Eight?

Posted by: Warai-otoko can also apparently not spell at June 29, 2018 10:16 PM (BRvh1)

1149 Posted by: Warai-otoko is not related to the Tudors at all +++++++++++++++++++++++++ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2018 10:16 PM (Y9uH4)

1150 1128 Gotta lot of stuff to do in the A.M. thanks for letting me ramble. Until we meet again. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 30, 2018 03:15 AM (Y9uH4) Adios Jak, happy Friday

Posted by: Warai-otoko can also apparently not spell at June 29, 2018 10:16 PM (BRvh1)

1151 i saw Prince as the opening act, followed by J. Giles, George Thurogood and the Stones.

he was booed off stage, and people were taking their shoes off to have something to throw.

he had to hide behind the amps, etc, to even get a couple of his shitty songs off. Bill Graham was some kinda pissed.  he even offered to refund the money of anyone who wanted it. 

some young guy hopped up there, pants, no shirt and, no shoes. he disappeared back stage, and i always wondered what happened to him after that.

never did like his sorry ass, and he died a dumb ass junkie.

sad.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:17 PM (xsabZ)

1152 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 03:17 AM (xsabZ) Dude... You're doing the whole "I saw {X} open for {Y} at {Z} in {T}" joke COMPLETELY wrong....

Posted by: Warai-otoko can also apparently not spell at June 29, 2018 10:20 PM (BRvh1)

1153 Evenin' / Mornin' Horde! It's too damn early, but the dog insisted she needed to go out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 29, 2018 10:21 PM (+F0Wk)

1154 1134 Evenin' / Mornin' Horde! It's too damn early, but the dog insisted she needed to go out. Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 30, 2018 03:21 AM (+F0Wk) Well, I'm still on the ass end of yesterday, but mornin' all the same!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:22 PM (BRvh1)

1155 While some unfortunates are mentally challenged, the left will always remain retarded -- until they #walkaway.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2018 10:22 PM (8lsuS)

1156 If it weren't a tactical mistake, i'd like to start up a new "hashtag" to trend: #keepwalking You ain't of my tribe. Hooray, you've figured out that your team is a bunch of vermin. Good for you. Now build a team of your own. Because you sure as shit aren't a Classical Liberal or Conservative or a Libertarian or anything else remotely like what we've got on our team. Get yourself a decent Farm Team system and I'll see you in The Bigs in twenty years.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:29 PM (BRvh1)

1157 ude...


You're doing the whole "I saw {X} open for {Y} at {Z} in {T}" joke COMPLETELY wrong....

Posted by: Warai-otoko can also apparently not spell at June 30, 2018 03:20 AM (BRvh1)
---
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:32 PM (xsabZ)

1158 Democratic Socialist Candidate's Primary Win Revoked After All Her Votes Forcibly Redistributed https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ekcuvv

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

1159 " The run-off election is also expected to end in a tie " *snort*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:34 PM (BRvh1)

1160 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 30, 2018 03:32 AM (xsabZ) I fuckin' love this place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:35 PM (BRvh1)

1161 Favorite song about crying is Solomon Burke's

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

1162 Hooray, you've figured out that your team is a bunch of vermin. Good for you.
---
you might want to look closer at some of the #walkaway poasts.

i've seen many where they became conservative, or even Trump voters, some long ago, some recently.

not all of them for sure: some are headed for bluer pastures, but letting the movement run its course, and politely welcoming new converts seems a better plan that looking for a fight.

the object is to #MAGA, after all. they are leaving a judgemental sect that does purity tests. why scare them away?

JMNSHO/YMMV

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:37 PM (xsabZ)

1163 and politely welcoming new converts seems a better plan that looking for a fight. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 03:37 AM (xsabZ) Your words carry the truth, I admit. But I can't help the urge to say, "no, no, no, don't you come over here and shit up our neighborhood. You stay over THERE, and make THAT neighborhood better."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:39 PM (BRvh1)

1164 We should pretect all gays and lesbians in Iran even if it meens usering military farce if possible. Trump does not caer about these people and that makes us SICK !!!! Only about OIL .....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 29, 2018 10:40 PM (qM84C)

1165 i love this bar...

Posted by: Toby Keith[/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:41 PM (xsabZ)

1166 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2018 03:40 AM (qM84C) Who the hell is letting John McCain sock Mary? I won't stand for it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:41 PM (BRvh1)

1167 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ekcuvv Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2018 03:32 AM (sdi6R) [/I[ Whoever runs that website is giving The Onion a run for their money.

Posted by: RickZ at June 29, 2018 10:43 PM (8lsuS)

1168 We should pretect all gays and lesbians in Iran even if it meens usering military farce if possible.
Trump does not caer about these people and that makes us SICK !!!! Only about OIL .....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2018 03:40 AM (qM84C)


I think Mary is drunk... or having a stroke. Her spelling is deteriorating.



MARY! SHOULD WE CALL 911!!!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 10:44 PM (FTXAT)

1169 Guns n Roses don't you Cry is ok

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

1170 I think Mary is drunk... or having a stroke. Her spelling is deteriorating. MARY! SHOULD WE CALL 911!!! Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 30, 2018 03:44 AM (FTXAT) Oh, drat, what's that mnemonic you're supposed to remember? F.A.C.E? Fukked up diction Asinine assertions Craptastic grasp of reality Egad, i think i'm actually dumber now for having listened to that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:47 PM (BRvh1)

1171 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2018 03:40 AM (qM84C)
---
hey there home grrl:

how about we decapitate the leadershit of the IRG, knock out cross country telecommunications (radio-tv, land line phones, cell towers, etc) and cut major internal transportation choke points, so the regime can't move forces or co-ordinate a response, all in one night?

we don't have to get everything in every category, just knee cap the bastards W/O warning. leave the mullahs for the people to tear to shreds. no one gives a shit about military officers.

that's what stealth and cruise missiles are for, after all.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:48 PM (xsabZ)

1172 Oh, drat, what's that mnemonic you're supposed to remember? F.A.C.E?

Fukked up diction

Asinine assertions

Craptastic grasp of reality

Egad, i think i'm actually dumber now for having listened to that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2018 03:47 AM (BRvh1)


I'm convinced. It's a stroke. Who has the number for the Brattleboro emergency services?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 29, 2018 10:49 PM (FTXAT)

1173 I'm convinced. It's a stroke. Who has the number for the Brattleboro emergency services?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 30, 2018 03:49 AM (FTXAT)
---
991

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:51 PM (xsabZ)

1174 (oops... the stroke mnemonic is actually F.A.S.T. And I have no idea what it stands for. So nobody have a stroke, OK? Except for Mary, that shit's outta my hands.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:51 PM (BRvh1)

1175 if that doesn't w*rk, try 1-802-555-1212

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:53 PM (xsabZ)

1176 991 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 03:51 AM (xsabZ) Good catch. 9-1-1 in Brattleboro actually connects you to the local organic pubic yarn holistic weaving center.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:53 PM (BRvh1)

1177 Why do you peopel hate this Cuntry that Presdent Obama tried to give us........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 29, 2018 10:57 PM (qM84C)

1178 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2018 03:57 AM (qM84C) How much time you got, strokey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 10:58 PM (BRvh1)

1179 FAST acronym decoded up above... good info to know.

my dad had not one, but two strokes a few NYE ago.

my "saint" of a mother actually sat there for a few hours before she called 911.

she told us she had originally planned on just taking him to the doctor's office the next business day.

ER doc didn't want to bother with TPA, but the neurologist insisted.

dad was home, fully functional in just over #twoweeks

on the upside, i get to pick her nursing home.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 10:59 PM (xsabZ)

1180 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 03:59 AM (xsabZ) Dang. I was about to elaborate, but I think "Dang" pretty much sums it up as well as possible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 11:01 PM (BRvh1)

1181 Just finished the compound and wax on the fibreglass shower stall. New door tomorrow. Much, much easier than the brother in law's 38 foot cruiser. And no zincs!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 29, 2018 11:03 PM (e1mEI)

1182 hy do you peopel hate this Cuntry that Presdent Obama tried to give us........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 30, 2018 03:57 AM (qM84C)

---
because it wasn't his country to give away, you miserable scrunt.

we will take it all back, and haul off to the scrap yard every vestige of Buckwheat the Dimwitte's rain of error.

to quote Admiral Trump, as he sailed into Pearl Harbor: "When this war is over, Obamaisms will be a speech pattern spoken only in hell."

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 11:04 PM (xsabZ)

1183 I'm convinced. It's a stroke. Who has the number for the Brattleboro emergency services? Tell them to bring along the tranquilizer gun, Jim and a film crew from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, too. Marlon will dub in his narration of this Nightstalking the Deranged Wildebeest episode tomorrow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 11:05 PM (pNxlR)

1184 #MAGA!

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 11:05 PM (xsabZ)

1185 Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 30, 2018 04:03 AM (e1mEI) OK, first off, congratulations!, and secondly: A) What time zone are you in? If the answer to (A) is anything between "Pacific" and "Eastern", then B) Who the hell sells you your crank and C) Hook a brother up

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 11:07 PM (BRvh1)

1186 i had a free range vagrant in front of my house for a few days a short while back.

i referenced getting Marlon Perkins and Jim to come and get her, and a surprising number of people got the reference, including many too young to have seen the show, unless they caught it on re-re-re-runs

in fact, a lot of people don't even blink, here in bluest Lost Angels, when i call them vagrants.

people are getting tired of the bullshit, even here.

at least some of it.  i still don't see my neighbors cleaning their own homes, or pools, or yards or raising their kids, but it's a start.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 11:10 PM (xsabZ)

1187 Much, much easier than the brother in law's 38 foot cruiser. And no zincs! Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 30, 2018 04:03 AM (e1mEI) I hate you for describing my punishment during this coming week (but discounted by 33%!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 11:11 PM (pNxlR)

1188 Red c3po, what the hell?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:12 PM (PUmDY)

1189 at least some of it. i still don't see my neighbors cleaning their own homes, or pools, or yards or raising their kids, but it's a start. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 04:10 AM (xsabZ) You know it's going to take a while to get back into proper civilization when the mere concept of "Get Off My Lawn" requires a boot in the ass to register.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 11:13 PM (BRvh1)

1190 Just woke up, It's Saturday though isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:15 PM (pHfeF)

1191 in fact, a lot of people don't even blink, here in bluest Lost Angels, when i call them vagrants. I have heard teenagers referring to such as "hobos". That caught my attention. I saw another one looking over the episode list of the Ben Shapiro Show podcast on his smart phone. THAT really caused me to sit up and take notice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 11:16 PM (pNxlR)

1192 It is all right for fighting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

1193 Red c3po, what the hell?
---
i wasn't in the Navy. 

think "red neck": cervical vertebrae are numbered, from the top down C1-C7.

i stopped at C4 for the obvious reference, since i was in the Cav at the time.

been using the nick since i went on line in the late 90s.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 11:17 PM (xsabZ)

1194 Barak was a empty suit clusterfk and history will show that

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:21 PM (pHfeF)

1195 hobos had class, rules and dignity.

the scum that infests my city are just that, scum.

the people that need help can get it: the rest of them just want to get F'ed up, screw or generally FO all day, every day.

i would too, but life isn't like that, and i'd like to be clean and comfortable if i was.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 29, 2018 11:24 PM (xsabZ)

1196 Mary - the Democrats want to replace you with a foreign population, you are not reliable enough to get them into office.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:26 PM (pHfeF)

1197 1176 Barak was a empty suit clusterfk and history will show that Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 04:21 AM (pHfeF) Unless he is a deep cover genius (which I heartily doubt), Ol' Barky isn't getting the calls to save the country that I imagine he believed would be coming his way about now. I'd guess he's shellshocked over how fast Trump is gutting his Potemkin villages of "accomplishments" and bewailing the losses of his paper legions of admirers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at June 29, 2018 11:26 PM (pNxlR)

1198 One More Saturday Night is a great song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

1199 hobos have bindles => belongings => sense of property rights. hobos sew patches onto their clothes => sense of propriety => sense of dignity. hobos make delicious dried jerky products. => .... I mean, as long as we're saying true things about hobos.... .... what? stop looking at me like that!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 11:28 PM (BRvh1)

1200 Would it be too much to ask for hobos to put their empty Val-U-Rite bottles and pudding cups in the recycle blue cans by the back of the local Rite-Aid's?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 29, 2018 11:29 PM (kFkpX)

1201 The railroad tracks are always within walking distance

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 29, 2018 11:31 PM (kFkpX)

1202 The President turns on the news. I get no satisfaction, that's why I sing the blues. One More Saturday Night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:32 PM (PUmDY)

1203 Ok. Y'all are halfway into Saturday, and i'm just now giving up on Friday. Have a beautiful weekend everyone. Enjoy whatever shitfest of weather you happen to be having in your neck of the woods/mountains/swamp/desert/moonbase. Buenos Nachos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 29, 2018 11:35 PM (BRvh1)

1204 FFakkkeey news.....that's he said ...and then flipped his hair north into the wind...and the wind did cease.....

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 29, 2018 11:36 PM (kFkpX)

1205 very great... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3iW2_Ec3uEU# RIP

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:38 PM (PUmDY)

1206 94 degrees here yesterday but low humidity, that and temperature is supposed to climb a bit today and more tomorrow in the mid east coast.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:40 PM (pHfeF)

1207 I'm about "BINGO" fuel.........but will use the current elevation to glide this bitch to the end...or die trying...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 29, 2018 11:42 PM (kFkpX)

1208 1167 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2018 04:07 AM (BRvh1) Pacific Time Zone and sorry, just beer. #sticks beer laden supersoaker in USB port and rock and roll till empty

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 29, 2018 11:43 PM (e1mEI)

1209 Yes... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNiY0siZY3Y

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:44 PM (PUmDY)

1210 I should get up and make the coffee

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:45 PM (pHfeF)

1211 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNiY0siZY3Y 2nd try

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 29, 2018 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

1212 AT article Are Republicans doomed? The Democrats are becoming the non-white hating white party.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2018 11:50 PM (pHfeF)

1213 Nice numbers ONT, back in my day 750 was a ripping barn burner..... but you all have to tack on "those" posts from the required "internet equality&fairness Obama doctrine. Shame it is........Ace must want to slit his throat...... sigh

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 29, 2018 11:50 PM (kFkpX)

1214 Lowlife dog would wear the four-legged pants because that's the one that has the belt down below the butthole, where lowlifes like it. Also guaranteed to fall down when trying to run away with the goods.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at June 29, 2018 11:58 PM (wh9C3)

1215 Can you brew up a pot of "Non Socialist-non banana-republic-fair trade, non- commie bean coffee??....no..? I'll have whiskey....2 fingers ....neat ....and toast....with bacon...... 4 strips.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 12:00 AM (kFkpX)

1216 it started an hour early Nightwatch, when many many day walkers were out and about, thus ruining the sanctity of the ONT start.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 30, 2018 12:01 AM (xsabZ)

1217 Posting to 1200 because it is the right Val-U to do

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 12:04 AM (kFkpX)

1218 Lastest!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 12:05 AM (kFkpX)

1219 Disappointed, TCM is supposed to be showing Ben 1972 about a boy and his rat army. But that's not what's on, haven't seen that movie since I was a kid.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:09 AM (pHfeF)

1220 Sorry! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=drNqZWzj5GY

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 30, 2018 12:09 AM (PUmDY)

1221 Coffee is done but I should have tried to go back to bed, tonight's ONT is a long way away.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:22 AM (pHfeF)

1222 it started an hour early Nightwatch, when many many day walkers were out and about, thus ruining the sanctity of the ONT start. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2018 05:01 AM (xsabZ) I remember the days when the ONT usually started around 11 p.m.

Posted by: RickZ at June 30, 2018 12:23 AM (8lsuS)

1223 A ONT on the west coast is barely evening

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:32 AM (pHfeF)

1224 Krak I hope is on time, these long thread comments make my tablet goofy

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:36 AM (pHfeF)

1225 Wowzers. We broke 1000+ again. I guess it was the troll (BSG?) who goosed the numbers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 30, 2018 12:43 AM (/qEW2)

1226 i didn't know Disney sold tablets...

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 30, 2018 12:43 AM (xsabZ)

1227 i doubt that was Bull Shit Geyser... 

even his dumb ass was moar inventive than that.

Posted by: redc1c4 [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at June 30, 2018 12:45 AM (xsabZ)

1228 All in all I like my Samsung galaxy, to much on one page it gets jumpy until it loads it all.

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:54 AM (pHfeF)

1229 Let's at least get to 1212

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:55 AM (pHfeF)

1230 See you on the beach, er, I mean the EMT

Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 12:56 AM (pHfeF)

1231 To the old guard Merv.Logprof, Stompy ,Bebe's Boobs, Thor,, red, and so many others that I will remember and risk a banning by ace in recalling our....fun :}

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 12:58 AM (kFkpX)

1232 The psychoactive no throw sign for the bison is posted at the Fort Worth Nature Preserve. Nice place.

Posted by: d9 at June 30, 2018 01:01 AM (WX+x0)

1233 Disappointed, TCM is supposed to be showing Ben 1972 about a boy and his rat army. But that's not what's on, haven't seen that movie since I was a kid. Never watched the movie and didn't care for the song. I can remember Casey Kassem revealing that the song was about a rat. I believe that's when Michael Jackson started to go off the rails. I hear that Jesus juice will do that to you.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 30, 2018 01:05 AM (rdl6o)

1234 I am going to Hawaii to watch the lava roll to the sea. Mai-Tia's are the required respiratory protection to prevent "Lava Lung" and Mylar yoga suits with foil flip flops to keep you from "Crisping" Aloha my bitches...it is sunrise now for most of you...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 01:12 AM (kFkpX)

1235 EMT is NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 01:13 AM (8ikIW)

1236 Please transpose last post on to EMT....I have to pass out now.......

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2018 01:20 AM (kFkpX)

1237
Answer to the dog-pants query:
The dog would wear a radical variation on the first drawing where the pants cover both sets of legs but not its hinder. The radical variation would be two sets of suspenders: one at the shoulders and the other at the hips.



Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 30, 2018 11:43 AM (Z2PYk)

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